1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:06,252 We all want inner peace. 2 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:07,835 The problem is, how do we get it? 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:12,885 How do we silence the conflict, the warring sides, 4 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:16,389 the voices that argue within? 5 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,267 Do it. Don't do it. 6 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:20,761 Say something. Don't say anything. 7 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:25,351 Relax, everything's fine. Take action, or something bad is gonna happen. 8 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,484 You know the voices. We all know the voices. 9 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:33,407 As-- As children, as adults, as sons, as daughters, as parents. 10 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:37,284 It important for me to be different than I am. 11 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,736 I should improve myself. 12 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:41,579 Hey, what's wrong with me? Why should I change? 13 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,874 It's everybody else who needs to change. 14 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,872 It's important for me to have my way 15 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,419 and I'm going to get my way by complaining. 16 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,124 Oh, no, don't. Don't complain. 17 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:55,968 You better off just going with the flow, try to please everyone else 18 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,635 or you'll never get what you want. 19 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,265 Okay, and what about this duo? 20 00:01:00,435 --> 00:01:03,603 I have my rights and I'm gonna stand up for my rights. 21 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,682 On the other hand, 22 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:08,978 I-- I better just do what my authorities tell me to do. 23 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:12,439 It's-- It's like the old cartoon with the devil on one side 24 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:13,730 and the angel on the other, 25 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,324 only it isn't always so clear as to which side is right and which is wrong. 26 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,526 Life is complicated. 27 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:21,326 Like when do we interfere with our children 28 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:25,497 and when do we just let them go off and make their own mistakes? 29 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,126 When do we go by the book? 30 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,507 And when do we realise our children aren't in the book? 31 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:34,132 And when do we take matters into our own hands 32 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:39,381 and when do we turn them over to God? 33 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:46,054 When you cannot quiet the voices, 34 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:50,728 when you find yourself torn apart with indecision, 35 00:01:50,903 --> 00:01:55,649 sometimes the best way to get to that quiet place 36 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,905 where the answers can come through is just to observe your thoughts. 37 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:03,780 Whatever those thoughts are, let them come, and go. 38 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,998 Just be aware of them. 39 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,576 Shed light on them. 40 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,997 And the source of that light will-- 41 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,332 [DRYER BUZZES] 42 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,467 And the source of that light will-- 43 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,965 ANNIE: Eric, dryer! 44 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:21,088 Just a second, hon! The source of that light will... 45 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,390 ERIC: The door is closed. That means I'm working. 46 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,269 Why can't she see I'm working? 47 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,439 No, no, no. No, it's not Annie's fault. It's my fault. 48 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:32,143 I-- I could go down to my church office but then I'd run into Lou. 49 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:34,147 ANNIE: Eric, I'm feeding the boys. 50 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,895 You know those are jeans. They're going to get wrinkled. 51 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,320 ERIC: I'd better get the jeans. 52 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,524 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 53 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,371 On the other hand, they're just jeans. This is my sermon. 54 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:45,575 Hi. I'm sorry, were you writing? It's just that you said to yell 55 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,292 if I needed help, and I need help. 56 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,583 I just got a little carried away here. I'm coming. 57 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,628 - Okay, love you. - I love you too. 58 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,335 ERIC: But sometimes you just drive me-- 59 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:59,177 - Ahem. ERIC: Crazy. 60 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,512 [DOORBELL RINGS] 61 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,271 Reverend, Mrs. Camden. 62 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,100 ERIC: Publisher's Clearing house? 63 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:14,561 I think your daughter is, um, dating my son. 64 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:18,023 ERIC: He's too old to have a son young enough for Ruthie. 65 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,524 Kevin's father is deceased. 66 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,781 I'm Jack's dad. 67 00:03:23,495 --> 00:03:26,034 Jack Smith. Captain Jack Smith. 68 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,125 The airline pilot your daughter Mary seduced? 69 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,627 ERIC: He thinks my daughter seduced his son? 70 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,291 Would you like to come in? 71 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:41,513 ERIC: Yeah, come in pal. Because I'd like to kick your... 72 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,091 [IN SINGSONG] Be nice. 73 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,822 So, uh, Ken Smith. 74 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,324 Uh, now why does that name sound so familiar? 75 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:38,244 I'm in the real estate business. I own a lot of real estate. 76 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:43,085 Specifically, I own all the real estate around your church property. 77 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:47,012 Well, that's, uh, a bit of a-- Of a coincidence, isn't it? 78 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:50,218 That your son is dating my daughter 79 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,765 and you own all the property here around my church? 80 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:55,226 I didn't own it before. I own it now. 81 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,723 And it's not a coincidence at all. 82 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:04,108 And it won't be a coincidence if I decide to resell it 83 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:07,034 to whomever would be the worst possible neighbours 84 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,360 for you and your congregation. 85 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,657 I'm not happy about your daughter dating my son. 86 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,334 You make that abundantly clear. 87 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:20,963 And we're not too happy about Mary dating your son either. 88 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:24,003 So, uh, looks as if we're all in complete agreement 89 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:27,047 that the two of them would be better off with someone else. 90 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,629 I just don't think parents can always control these things 91 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,053 with their adult children. 92 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,633 I think they should give it their best shot. Don't you? 93 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,138 - I am. - And do you really think 94 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:41,147 that threatening me is the best way to go about this? 95 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:42,979 Do you really think that 96 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:46,108 this situation called for buying up the property around the church? 97 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,489 That's a little drastic. 98 00:06:48,659 --> 00:06:50,320 Don't you think? Not to mention expensive. 99 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:53,496 How much do you think my son's worth to me? 100 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:54,993 Let me just cut to the chase. 101 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:59,246 How can you possibly accuse Mary of seducing your son, 102 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,920 when your son is old enough to be me? 103 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,886 He's widowed. He's vulnerable. 104 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:14,132 He finally fell in love with, uh, a wonderful, age appropriate woman, 105 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,888 after years of grieving. 106 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:20,309 And then this woman he was in love with recently broke things off. 107 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,979 Next thing I know there's Mary the flight attendant, 108 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,609 sitting on a rock in the sea of love. 109 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,865 And like a siren beckoning my son out into the storm, 110 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:35,029 where I fear he'll hit his head on the rock she calls her heart. 111 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:39,251 I simply can't bear to see my son's heart broken again. 112 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:42,669 She's not really interested in him. And even if she says she is, 113 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:47,252 how many times has Mary claimed to have been in love in her young life? 114 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:48,506 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 115 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,587 I hope we're not interrupting. I want to know 116 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:53,337 if we can take the boys to the park. I'm not on duty until 3. 117 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:56,138 This is Mary's boyfriend's father. 118 00:07:58,187 --> 00:08:00,311 You're not my father. Our father's dead. 119 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,513 [ANNIE SIGHS] 120 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:02,936 Who are these two clowns? 121 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,896 ANNIE: You remember Jack Smith, the pilot that Mary's dating? 122 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,185 This is his father, Ken. 123 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:10,483 He wants Mary to stop going out with Jack. 124 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,821 Oh. 125 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,994 - I think maybe we should be going. - I don't. 126 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,330 I met Mary when she was engaged to Wilson. 127 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,789 Then I dated her, but she dumped me for your son. 128 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:22,993 [DOOR OPENS] 129 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,543 So, if I were you I wouldn't worry about Mary and Jack. 130 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,375 [DOOR CLOSES] 131 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:29,541 What's going on? 132 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:33,503 This is Mary's boyfriend's father. He wants Mary and Jack to break up. 133 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,054 Yeah, don't we all. 134 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:42,266 That was Robbie, another one of Mary's old boyfriends. 135 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:46,734 Before me, after, and before Wilson. He lives here. 136 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:48,397 So as you can see for yourself, 137 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,564 Mary's not exactly serious with anybody. 138 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:51,771 [SIGHS] 139 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:56,908 Thanks for confirming my worst fears. Have a nice day. 140 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,704 Oh. 141 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,920 Anybody care to tell me what happened to my hat? 142 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:10,590 I had a hat. 143 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,880 - You boys have my hat? BOTH: No. 144 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,715 What are you saying, they stole your hat? 145 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,135 That hat was my father's. 146 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,266 He gave it to me the day Jack was born. 147 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,436 So what I'm saying is, I want my hat back. 148 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:26,852 And I want my son back. And the sooner the better. 149 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:30,645 You'll be hearing from me. Good day. 150 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,948 [DOOR OPENS] 151 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:35,068 [DOOR CLOSES] 152 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:40,036 - Did you take the hat? BOTH: No. 153 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,369 No. 154 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,572 [SAM GIGGLES] 155 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,159 - You don't have hat, do you? - No. 156 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,665 We don't have the hat. 157 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:49,044 You know I'm not even sure if he was wearing a hat. 158 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,255 What was that ugly thing you put on the table? 159 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,171 Oh, right. Oops. 160 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,966 - Hat gone away. - No more hat. 161 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:57,801 Okay. 162 00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,848 We have to find the hat. 163 00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:04,265 Daddy's job and our church may depend on it. 164 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,060 - You sure you haven't seen the hat? - What hat? 165 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:13,154 It's my fault that the hat disappeared? 166 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,947 [STAMMERS] 167 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:20,488 Let's find the hat, okay? I-- I said find the hat! 168 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,879 Hey. 169 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,500 - Did you find out anything? - I don't know anymore than I did. 170 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,335 Everyone thinks Claire is pregnant, 171 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,420 and everyone knows you were going out with her. 172 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,174 Can anyone who thinks that do the math? 173 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,890 I went out with her just last week. 174 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:42,763 They think you went out with her last year, but no one knew. 175 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:43,967 They think you did this 176 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,054 because everyone was calling you Virgin Camden. 177 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,556 I didn't do this. I didn't do anything. 178 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,851 No one knows if there isn't anything or not. 179 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,854 Claire doesn't look like she's having a baby. 180 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:54,986 Then why is she wearing all those big clothes? 181 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,698 She never wore them before. 182 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,360 And where did the cleavage come from? 183 00:10:58,534 --> 00:10:59,566 [SCOFFS] 184 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,238 From wherever it usually comes from. 185 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,986 What if she is wearing big clothes? That doesn't mean anything. 186 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,490 I can't take it anymore. If she shows up to my front door 187 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,669 claiming I'm the father of her child after everything else that I've done, 188 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,163 my life will be over. I'm just gonna confront her. 189 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,550 You're just gonna walk up to her and ask her if she's having a baby. 190 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,672 - If it's waiting or asking, I'm asking. - It's a little rude. 191 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,053 It's the only way I'm gonna end all the rumours. 192 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,766 Good luck. 193 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,342 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 194 00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:29,721 Sam and David couldn't have possibly come up the stairs 195 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,691 to the attic bedroom and hidden the hat 196 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,769 and then walked all the way down the stairs 197 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:37,065 through the kitchen into the foyer. The timeline doesn't fit. 198 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,233 I just thought we could look around in here. 199 00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:44,200 I just thought we might come across Mary's new address or something. 200 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,866 We have to save the church. 201 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,448 Heh. So you're snooping in the name of God? 202 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,378 I-- I just want to talk to her, face to face. 203 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,547 If I could get her back, I really would be saving the church. 204 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:59,212 You're the one who told me not to give up so easily. 205 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,475 - What are you reading? - Lucy's diary. 206 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,101 Put it down. 207 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,604 It might have information I need about Mary in it. 208 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,696 Could be vital to my game plan. Or it might just be interesting. 209 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:26,071 - Put it down, it's private. - Here's something about you. 210 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:30,367 Ah, don't make me tear this, she'll know we were looking at it. 211 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,832 - I wasn't looking at it. - You don't have to. 212 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,582 I'll tell you anything you should know. 213 00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:37,377 I'm not having to do with this. 214 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,760 [CHUCKLES] 215 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,387 Look, there goes monkey lover. 216 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,641 Hey, monkey lover, where's your monkey? 217 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,689 - Did you just call me monkey lover? - If the name fits. 218 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,941 I don't get it. How does it fit? 219 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,363 Don't you have a monkey for a boyfriend, monkey lover? 220 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:08,028 Are you talking about Eisenhower, the chimpanzee 221 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:10,199 who lives across the street from me? 222 00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:12,996 He's not a monkey, and I'm not a monkey lover. 223 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,494 But you look like a monkey lover to me. 224 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,249 Don't pay her any attention, Ruthie. 225 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,128 - Who told her about Eisenhower? - He did. 226 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,050 He told everyone in school you were a monkey lover. 227 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,678 I thought it was cool that you had a monkey over your house. 228 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,138 It's cool, for a monkey lover. 229 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:32,938 Maybe one day you can get a real boyfriend. 230 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:36,689 I am her real boyfriend. You better stop calling her monkey lover. 231 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,315 - Or else? - Or else... 232 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,485 Ruthie's gonna punch you. 233 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:46,654 Punch me. See what happens, monkey lover. 234 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,246 I don't think you're worth punching. 235 00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,756 [LUCY GRUNTS] 236 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:08,389 I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I was looking for a hat. I'm sorry, I fell asleep. 237 00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:12,603 How could you? That's my journal. Those are my very private thoughts! 238 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,688 - What is going on? - He was reading my journal. 239 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,726 - Ben? - I couldn't help it. 240 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,644 I thought there might be something in there 241 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,571 - that would help me get Mary back. - That's ridiculous! Like what? 242 00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:25,360 I don't know. A-- A new address, a new phone number. 243 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,277 Oh, okay. Let's not make too much of this. 244 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:29,528 You're just going to let him get away with this? 245 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:30,735 [LAUGHS] 246 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,665 - What's she going to do, spank me? - Okay, okay. That's enough. 247 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,577 Uh, could you go pick Ruthie up at school? 248 00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,791 - Do you know where it is? - Sure, no problem. 249 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,243 Thanks. 250 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:42,998 [ANNIE SIGHS] 251 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:45,631 He better not tell Kevin anything he read in this. 252 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,713 And what do you think the chances are of that? 253 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,258 Surely he's not that immature. 254 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:55,311 So? 255 00:14:56,730 --> 00:15:00,349 You set off a passion she fears cannot be quenched. 256 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:01,558 [BOTH LAUGHING] 257 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,357 - No kidding? - No kidding. 258 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,990 - What did he tell you? - Nothing I didn't know already. 259 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,193 [CHUCKLES] 260 00:15:12,371 --> 00:15:15,823 - I want to know what he said. - Aren't you a little old to keep a diary? 261 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:20,035 So, I'm the problem? I'm the problem? 262 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:23,878 Your brother was in my room, in my bed, reading my diary, 263 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,710 yet he's not the problem, I'm the problem 264 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,510 because I'm keeping a journal? 265 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,336 That's not funny! 266 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:33,385 That journal is a collection of my very private thoughts. 267 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:36,430 And I'm interested in your very private thoughts. 268 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,015 So talk to me. 269 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,098 Unh, what if I read your journal? 270 00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,896 I don't need to keep a journal. I tell you what I'm thinking. 271 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,184 Is that right? 272 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,935 So I know everything you're thinking, everything you're doing, 273 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,653 - everything you've done? - I don't think I said that. 274 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,321 - Have you ever been with a woman? - A woman as opposed to? 275 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,738 - Just answer the question. - Where did that come from? 276 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,074 I was just minding my own business, making a sandwich 277 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,160 and now you want to know something like that? 278 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,534 I really have to go to work. 279 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,543 I really want an answer. I've wanted to ask for a long time. 280 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:12,630 Luce, I'm 25 years old. I'm a police officer. I'm a man. 281 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,215 I have a passion I fear cannot be quenched, ha, ha. 282 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,682 - Not funny! - I'll talk to you later. 283 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:20,060 Or maybe I'll just write a diary of my own. 284 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:30,313 Ben! 285 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,609 - I was looking for you. - Yeah, I figured. 286 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:35,494 When I went outside Mom wasn't there, 287 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,285 so I came to the office to call, but the phone was busy. 288 00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:42,123 Oh, look, the monkey lover's with a big ape now. 289 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,326 [RUTHIE GRUNTS] 290 00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:45,581 Heh, what did you say? 291 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:47,714 She called you a big ape and me a monkey lover. 292 00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:49,758 She's been calling me that all day. 293 00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:51,422 Oh, yeah? 294 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,550 Well, look here, munchkin, 295 00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:56,432 you better watch who you're calling names. 296 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,392 What's going on out here? 297 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:03,183 [WHIMPERING] That big scary man threatened me 298 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:05,397 and he called me a munchkin. 299 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:09,233 Oh. I don't recognise you. Do you have a child at this school? 300 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,940 Not exactly. I-- I was picking up Ruthie for the Camdens. 301 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:17,280 I think he's lying. 302 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,863 Yes, I'm afraid we're going to have to call the police. 303 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,635 - Can we talk? - Is that really a good idea? 304 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,635 People are talking about us. 305 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,728 People aren't talking about us. They're talking about me. 306 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,683 - Everyone thinks I'm pregnant. - They think I'm responsible. 307 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:48,024 Well, that's absurd. We just went out last week. 308 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,361 Everyone thinks we went out last year, and that I... 309 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:54,781 Well, that we, you know-- So that people would stop calling me, 310 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,027 what they were calling me. 311 00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,619 Why did you ask me to go out with you every night last week? 312 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:04,242 I-- I asked you because you were running a dating service 313 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,992 and because I just wanted to get out of my parent's house 314 00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,417 in case anything happened. 315 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,674 Wh-- What do you mean in case anything happened? 316 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,171 What would happen? 317 00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,882 - Are you-- - No. I'm not pregnant. 318 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:20,433 There is no baby. There can't be any baby. 319 00:18:21,018 --> 00:18:23,142 You have no idea what my father is like. 320 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:26,515 He would kill me. And I mean literally kill me. 321 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,019 Probably my mother too. 322 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:30,814 Claire, if you're really in trouble, then maybe my dad could-- 323 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:34,771 There's nothing your dad can do. There's nothing anyone can do. 324 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,694 I'll take care of it when the time comes. 325 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,328 Don't go. 326 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,073 Let me help you. 327 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:51,917 It's hard, you know. 328 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,879 You've got someone, Lucy's got someone, 329 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,428 Simon's got lots of someone's. 330 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,138 [CHUCKLES] 331 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,263 It is so good to hear your voice. 332 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,676 I felt so stupid after I left that message. 333 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:04,884 [BUSY TONE BEEPING] 334 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,768 Oh, well, I can't reach the Camdens, the line is busy, 335 00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:10,147 and I have no idea what's taking the police so long. 336 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,061 You might never get through to the Camdens. 337 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,644 They only have one phone line and no call waiting. 338 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,443 - It's true. - I swear, 339 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:20,361 everything I'm telling you is true. 340 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,992 I'm Mary Camden's old boyfriend. 341 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,572 I'm a fireman. I came out here from Buffalo, New York. 342 00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:26,948 I'm staying at the Camden's. 343 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,997 My brother lives in the garage apartment. It's all on the up and up. 344 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,496 Yes, well, that will be for the police to decide. 345 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:34,666 My brother is a police officer. 346 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:38,009 Yes, I mentioned that to them when I called. 347 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,884 And yet, no police brother has appeared. 348 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,720 Okay. I understand. You can't be too careful. 349 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:49,847 Why would you come all the way out here from Buffalo 350 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,816 if you're Mary's old boyfriend? 351 00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:54,820 I came out here to try to talk Mary into getting back together, 352 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:57,479 and she broke up with me for some pilot she met. 353 00:19:57,656 --> 00:20:00,907 Yes, well, I'd like to see what he looks like. 354 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,446 I can see you, Ruthie. 355 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:09,286 [MOUTHING WORDS] 356 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,453 Oh, and I can see you too. 357 00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:16,507 Did I tell you his father came by here? 358 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,048 No, I'm not kidding. Would I make up something like that? 359 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,418 [CHUCKLES] 360 00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,340 Do you know who Robbie's on the phone with? 361 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,804 No, but hopefully it's someone he can fall in love with 362 00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:26,636 who will make him forget all about Joy. 363 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,555 Yeah. Did you find the hat yet? 364 00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:30,888 Why does everyone think it's my job to find the hat? 365 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:33,853 - Because you put it on the table. - I didn't take it off the table. 366 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,402 Have you found Ruthie and Ben? 367 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,693 Why do you think it's my job to find Ruthie and Ben? 368 00:20:37,863 --> 00:20:41,280 Because you're the mom. You're the finder of all lost things. 369 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,156 Uh, did you find Simon? 370 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:47,080 Well, I'm sure Ruthie talked Ben into an after-school field trip. 371 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,739 And I'm just as sure that Simon will be here any minute, 372 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,661 because he knows it's school then home. 373 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:54,292 - And if he doesn't come home? - I'll call the police. 374 00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,088 You mean Kevin? 375 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,713 We can't just use him as our own private police officer. 376 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,759 Why not? We did it with Sergeant Michaels 377 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:02,637 and he made detective. 378 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:10,095 - What are you doing here? - Nice. 379 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,774 Hi, Simon. What can we help you with? 380 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,768 I stopped by the library to do some research, 381 00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:17,354 but I couldn't find what I wanted. 382 00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,355 It's kind of a legal thing I have to research 383 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,191 so I was wondering if Kevin could help me. 384 00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,445 Or I could help you. 385 00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,610 I'll help him. I've been calling Lucy for an hour, 386 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,743 and someone at your house has the phone tied up. 387 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,914 Why can't your family move into the 21st century and get cell phones? 388 00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:32,289 - That was helpful. - It's a church thing. 389 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,702 They have to approve everything if we want them to pay. 390 00:21:34,878 --> 00:21:37,204 My parents feel it's a convenience we don't have to have. 391 00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:40,133 So it's not a religious belief or anything? 392 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,377 Think the Bible has something in it about phones? 393 00:21:42,553 --> 00:21:44,427 Told you. 394 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,756 Did you need something? 395 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,843 Kinkirk, I thought you left a half an hour ago. 396 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:51,551 I'm going right now. 397 00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,055 You're going to Ruthie's school, right? 398 00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:57,233 - Did you check your messages? - No, sir. 399 00:21:57,401 --> 00:21:59,062 Again, told you. 400 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:02,526 The vice principal called. She wants you to ID your brother. 401 00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:06,696 He caused some kind of a problem when he picked Ruthie up at school. 402 00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:09,538 Your brother's in town? Why didn't you tell me? 403 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:11,947 Why would I? 404 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,785 Kinkirk, you're wasting taxpayer money. 405 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,702 You think I'm not good enough to go out with your brother? 406 00:22:16,879 --> 00:22:18,540 I think he's not over Mary. 407 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:20,922 What are we running here, a dating service? 408 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,716 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 409 00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:26,633 What exactly do you need help with? 410 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:29,511 It's just some research for my Biology class. 411 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:33,267 Look, if this is about a woman, 412 00:22:33,437 --> 00:22:35,929 Kevin might not be the best person to ask. 413 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,647 Research for Biology class, huh? 414 00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:43,853 [CHUCKLES] 415 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:45,526 I have to write a paper on that thing 416 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:47,360 where women can just drop off their babies 417 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,160 at the hospital without questions asked. 418 00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:52,413 I need to know what states it's legal in, how it's done. Stuff like that. 419 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,705 I don't have a computer. I thought Kevin could help. 420 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,703 This is a school assignment? 421 00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,456 I haven't been able to reach my parents 422 00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:01,085 because someone's on the phone. And I better be going. 423 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:02,372 They don't know where I am. 424 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,175 MICHAELS: Simon, 425 00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:07,919 if someone needs to give up their baby in California, 426 00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,589 all they have to do is take the infant to the emergency room, 427 00:23:10,766 --> 00:23:13,388 fire station or police station. That's all there is to it. 428 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,763 - No questions asked. - Thanks. 429 00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:19,639 [SCOFFS] 430 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:23,068 It's just a paper. I don't know anyone in trouble or anything. 431 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:26,274 Heh. It's just that, I was supposed to go straight home, 432 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,023 so if you could not mention that I came by, that would be good. 433 00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:32,902 Simon, if you know a young woman who is so desperate 434 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,165 that you feel she may actually harm her baby or abandon her baby, 435 00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,876 I'll help you in any way I can. 436 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:39,835 I'll talk to her, her parents, your parents. 437 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,796 No, you can't. 438 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,293 Not that there is such a woman. 439 00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,971 Did you hide the hat in here? 440 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,884 SAM and DAVID: No. 441 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:54,850 LUCY: Um... 442 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,051 Here? 443 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:58,352 SAM and DAVID: No. 444 00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,599 - What about here? SAM: No. 445 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,732 DAVID: No. 446 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:06,441 I hear your sister snooping around out in the hall. 447 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,239 I better go. 448 00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:10,447 No, it's Lucy. 449 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:12,067 I won't, I promise. 450 00:24:12,244 --> 00:24:13,360 [CHUCKLES] 451 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:16,029 And look, I really appreciate you taking the call. 452 00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:19,707 I really needed to talk to you. Goodbye. 453 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:23,962 [SIGHS] 454 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:29,051 LUCY: Uh, tag. You're it. You take them. 455 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:32,055 I can't spend anymore time looking for that stupid hat. 456 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:35,260 Sure. I'll see if I can get it out of them. 457 00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:38,389 Could I ask you something about Kevin? 458 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,724 What would I know about Kevin that you don't know? 459 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:46,601 It's not a fact. It's more of an opinion. 460 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,981 Do you think Kevin ever...? 461 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,449 Ever? 462 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,528 Hold on, little ears right in there. 463 00:24:55,704 --> 00:25:00,414 That's why I'm trying to be discreet. So do you think he ever...? 464 00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:03,754 - Don't you? - No, I-- I hope not. 465 00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,673 - Did he tell you he never? - No. 466 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:08,750 - Then ask Kevin. - I asked Kevin. 467 00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:11,133 - And he said? - I didn't get an answer. 468 00:25:11,303 --> 00:25:14,222 He just quoted something that Ben told him was in my journal 469 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:17,059 - and ran out the door. - Aren't you too old to keep a diary? 470 00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:19,931 It's a journal. It's not a diary. It's a journal. 471 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,144 And why does everyone keep asking me that? 472 00:25:22,314 --> 00:25:24,640 And why doesn't anyone ever say anything about Ben 473 00:25:24,816 --> 00:25:26,193 violating my privacy? 474 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,231 I think my time is better spent looking for the hat. 475 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:36,525 Oh, finally. Come in. 476 00:25:36,703 --> 00:25:37,736 [DICKERSON SIGHS] 477 00:25:37,913 --> 00:25:40,370 Hi, I'm Officer Kinkirk. So, what's going on? 478 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:42,748 - Just tell this woman I'm your brother. - Wow. 479 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:45,873 - Not until I know what's going on. - That's your brother? 480 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:50,543 Officer, this man threatened one of our students and called her a name. 481 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:53,719 He only did it because she called him a big fat ape. 482 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:56,344 - Big ape. - That's your brother? 483 00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,303 I have no idea who he is. I can only vouch for the little one. 484 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:00,806 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 485 00:26:00,978 --> 00:26:02,603 It's a Mrs. Camden on line two. 486 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,646 Oh, thank goodness. I'll take it outside. 487 00:26:05,524 --> 00:26:07,103 You can join me, Ruthie. 488 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,939 Ruthie? 489 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:14,399 You sure you want to marry into the Camden family? 490 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,399 [ROXANNE CLEARS THROAT] 491 00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:20,906 Um, I'm Roxanne, Kevin's partner. 492 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,371 Nice to meet you. 493 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:26,034 I may not get to marry into the Camden family. 494 00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:28,501 Thanks to your reading her diary, Lucy now wants to know 495 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:30,749 if I've ever been with another woman. 496 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:32,918 What does that have to do with reading her diary? 497 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:36,465 I quoted that "desire that can't be quenched" line back to her 498 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,965 - and it opened up a can of worms. - Why did you do that? 499 00:26:39,141 --> 00:26:40,850 I don't know. Why did you read her diary? 500 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:44,177 Because he's a big ape. We can go now. 501 00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:49,433 I can't believe that's your brother. 502 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:53,276 - I'm not fixing you up. - Yeah, well, who asked you? 503 00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:55,479 [KEVIN SIGHS] 504 00:26:57,201 --> 00:27:01,116 - Can I leave my cell phone number? - Oh, sure, just a second. 505 00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:02,320 I'll get a pencil. 506 00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:05,868 I don't know what's taking Simon so long to get home. 507 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:08,246 I know he's on restriction, 508 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:11,588 but, um, we had to do some research for a class, um-- 509 00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:13,382 Claire? 510 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:18,471 It's my fault. Uh, I asked him to help me. And... 511 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:21,594 Oh, he's on restriction, but he's still allowed to help people. 512 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:25,469 Oh, here he is now. 513 00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:30,851 It's Claire, she said you're helping her with some research. 514 00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:33,067 So help her. 515 00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:38,531 - Hello. - Simon, 516 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,074 please tell me you have some good news, 517 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,322 because I need good news right now. 518 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,704 [SOBBING] 519 00:28:06,061 --> 00:28:08,470 [DOORBELL RINGS] 520 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:13,985 - Did you find my hat? - No. 521 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:17,024 Uh, I-- I'm sorry, I didn't but I'm sure it'll turn up. 522 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,689 I hope so. I really love that hat. 523 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:23,652 Why do I have a feeling this visit isn't just about the hat? 524 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,033 Would you care to step into my office? 525 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:30,909 Uh, it's okay, Reverend. If I can just step inside here a minute, um-- 526 00:28:31,837 --> 00:28:38,671 I-- I guess I went a little crazy when I saw your daughter out with my son. 527 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:44,132 And I-- I guess I went a little crazy 528 00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:46,597 when I saw your son out with my daughter. 529 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:50,435 - He-- He's too old for her. - And she's too young for him. 530 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:53,726 But young as she is, I know she's a good person. 531 00:28:53,901 --> 00:28:55,645 And I can't tell you how grateful I am 532 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:58,857 that she broke things off with my son, 533 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:01,570 especially after I threatened you. 534 00:29:01,742 --> 00:29:04,779 So there'll be no book store? 535 00:29:04,953 --> 00:29:07,955 No movies? No massage parlours? 536 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:12,206 When it comes to family I-- I get a little nuts. 537 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:13,873 I've heard. 538 00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:15,755 Look, all parents get a little nuts. 539 00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:18,165 We just don't all have your money to go nuts with. 540 00:29:18,342 --> 00:29:19,718 [CHUCKLES] 541 00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:23,302 I just want to say I was wrong about your daughter. 542 00:29:23,472 --> 00:29:27,423 You know she even talked Jack into asking for a transfer here, 543 00:29:27,601 --> 00:29:31,386 so we can be together more. Get to know each other better, 544 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:33,557 and see if we can't make that transition 545 00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:38,062 from father and son to friends, if that's possible. 546 00:29:38,237 --> 00:29:40,989 Sounds like a good suggestion. 547 00:29:41,281 --> 00:29:44,698 You know, it-- It doesn't seem to matter how old our sons or daughters get, 548 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:46,032 they're still our children, 549 00:29:46,203 --> 00:29:49,288 and we still want what's best for them. 550 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,746 We just have to hope they want what's best for them. 551 00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:55,785 Well, I feel like an idiot acting the way I did 552 00:29:55,963 --> 00:30:00,008 and I-- I thank you for being so understanding. 553 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:02,003 Not a problem. Thanks for coming by. 554 00:30:02,177 --> 00:30:06,887 And hey, if you ever want to drop by for a Sunday service. 555 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:09,632 I might just do that some Sunday. Soon. 556 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:11,934 - Good night. - Good night. 557 00:30:15,232 --> 00:30:16,348 [CHUCKLES] 558 00:30:16,525 --> 00:30:17,641 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 559 00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:21,362 - Uh, if you do find the hat. - Of course. 560 00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:27,119 ANNIE: Who was that? 561 00:30:27,286 --> 00:30:29,778 That was Ken with good news. 562 00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:33,242 Mary broke up with Jack. And even better, 563 00:30:33,417 --> 00:30:35,576 Ken thinks that I talked her into it. 564 00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:42,165 If it wasn't you, then who is responsible for 565 00:30:42,342 --> 00:30:45,510 - getting Mary to break up with Jack? - I'm hoping Mary. 566 00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,723 Have you talked to Mary since she's left? 567 00:30:56,899 --> 00:30:58,773 I've called, but I haven't talked to Mary. 568 00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:01,269 We just heard that she broke up with Jack. 569 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:04,774 I figured she would. Just like I'll probably break up with Kevin. 570 00:31:04,948 --> 00:31:06,657 - Why? - Because Mary and I 571 00:31:06,825 --> 00:31:08,404 can't seem to make a commitment. 572 00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:11,579 We're commitment nomads, running across the desert of love. 573 00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:14,535 You're not Mary, okay, Luce? You're not Mary. 574 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:15,872 You can make a commitment. 575 00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:18,749 Or you can keep looking for reasons not to make a commitment. 576 00:31:18,921 --> 00:31:21,294 And this isn't a desert, this is real life. 577 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:32,424 ERIC: Where you going? 578 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:36,220 Oh, I'm going to study in the garage apartment where it's quiet. 579 00:31:36,396 --> 00:31:39,398 You know even it's just to study, Luce, 580 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:42,354 you think it's okay to hang out in Kevin's apartment 581 00:31:42,528 --> 00:31:45,233 when Kevin's at work and Ben's out and... 582 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:49,784 We're all our own worst enemy. You know that, right? 583 00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:52,408 Yeah, I know that. 584 00:31:57,876 --> 00:32:00,202 ERIC: Hey, how was dinner? - It was great. 585 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:02,538 I had the biggest steak on the menu. 586 00:32:02,714 --> 00:32:05,716 Hey, if you spent the afternoon in the vice principal's office 587 00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:08,756 through no fault of your own, you'd be hungry too. 588 00:32:08,929 --> 00:32:11,765 I figured I was going to spend money on a big dinner with Mary 589 00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:16,429 and Mary's not here, and evidently she's not coming back, so why not? 590 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:19,641 Why not? I'll tell you why not, my friend. 591 00:32:19,815 --> 00:32:22,733 I just got word that Mary and Jack broke up, 592 00:32:22,901 --> 00:32:25,773 so maybe Mary will show up on our doorstep once more. 593 00:32:25,946 --> 00:32:30,194 Even if she does, this was pretty much a farewell dinner. 594 00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:32,408 I'm going back to Buffalo. 595 00:32:32,578 --> 00:32:34,986 I called and begged the chief to let me have my job back. 596 00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:39,250 Don't worry, I think we all know he'll be back. 597 00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:41,376 He just doesn't know when. 598 00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:43,124 Do me a favour. 599 00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:45,919 The boys are hiding a hat. See if you can find it. 600 00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:47,467 No problem. 601 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:50,506 Good night and have a safe trip. There and back here. 602 00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:59,810 Are you sure you want to leave? 603 00:33:00,314 --> 00:33:01,809 I have to, uh, 604 00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:04,735 but I'm happy Mary broke up with Jack. He was way too old for her. 605 00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:07,394 You're not thinking of going back with your old girlfriend? 606 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:09,814 - I'm going to give it a shot. - Why not a new woman? 607 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:12,529 Why not put a third choice into the mix? 608 00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:14,659 - Or a fourth or fifth? - Ha, ha. 609 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:18,661 It's probably like Ruthie said. I-- I'm a lazy dater. 610 00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:20,790 Dating it's just never been that much fun. 611 00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:24,329 - Even for you? - Ha, ha. Even for me. 612 00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:26,583 - So when are you leaving? - Tonight, 613 00:33:26,757 --> 00:33:29,130 but I-- I don't want to make a big deal out of it 614 00:33:29,301 --> 00:33:32,469 or say any big goodbyes in case I do come back. 615 00:33:32,638 --> 00:33:34,382 Goodbyes? 616 00:33:35,557 --> 00:33:39,426 - It's time for me to go home. - I understand. 617 00:33:39,811 --> 00:33:41,473 [BEN SIGHS] 618 00:33:42,773 --> 00:33:44,054 Thanks for everything. 619 00:33:46,276 --> 00:33:48,685 You're welcome here at any time. 620 00:33:58,205 --> 00:33:59,451 [DOOR CLOSES] 621 00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:01,910 That's it? 622 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:05,370 We're just letting him go knowing that Mary and Jack broke up? 623 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:07,005 [ERIC SIGHS] 624 00:34:07,172 --> 00:34:09,960 Well, maybe Mary will learn something. 625 00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:14,428 I'm not telling him not to go to teach her a lesson, but still, 626 00:34:14,596 --> 00:34:16,590 she has to learn a few things about life 627 00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:19,767 before she can be in a relationship with Ben. 628 00:34:21,186 --> 00:34:23,263 [PHONES RINGING] 629 00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:26,271 - Claire? - Yeah, it's me. 630 00:34:26,441 --> 00:34:29,147 Simon, you have to come now. 631 00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:32,897 I'm going to leave it in the phone booth that we talked about. 632 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:34,105 I have to go home. 633 00:34:34,283 --> 00:34:35,861 Please, just wait for me to get there. 634 00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:38,277 - Are you okay? - I'm not okay. I-- 635 00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:42,040 I want to go home. I have to go home now. 636 00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:46,076 - Let me tell someone please. - No. Don't, Simon. Don't. 637 00:34:46,253 --> 00:34:47,534 I told you no one can know. 638 00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:50,501 I was there when my mom had a baby. How can you do that on your own? 639 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:53,417 [SOBBING] I don't have any other choice. 640 00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:56,086 - Are you coming or not? - Yes, I'll be there. 641 00:34:56,263 --> 00:34:57,806 Don't panic. It's okay. 642 00:34:57,973 --> 00:34:59,801 Let me take you and the baby to the hospital. 643 00:34:59,975 --> 00:35:03,725 No! I'm not going. 644 00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:06,731 I can't. 645 00:35:08,317 --> 00:35:10,560 - You do it. - Me? Don't you want to do it? 646 00:35:10,736 --> 00:35:12,564 Don't you want to make sure your baby's safe? 647 00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:14,566 I have to go. 648 00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:17,274 [CRYING] 649 00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:21,704 [HAPPY WHIMPERS] 650 00:35:26,293 --> 00:35:28,500 I have to go somewhere. A friend's in trouble. 651 00:35:28,670 --> 00:35:29,751 If I don't go to help her, 652 00:35:29,922 --> 00:35:32,248 I'll never be able to look at myself in the mirror again. 653 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:35,093 I just have to give her a ride to a safe place. That's all it is. 654 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:37,835 I'm not in any danger. I'm not doing anything wrong or illegal. 655 00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:41,015 It's nothing like that. I just have to help her, and that's all there is! 656 00:35:41,183 --> 00:35:43,675 - Is this about Claire? - I'd rather not say. 657 00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:46,726 - Let him go. - Do you want me to go with you? 658 00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:50,231 Do I want you to go with me? Yes, I want you to go with me. But you can't! 659 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,730 I have to be a grown-up tonight. 660 00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:53,445 All right, son, but if you need me-- 661 00:35:58,158 --> 00:35:59,653 Are you sure we shouldn't follow him? 662 00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:01,701 We can't follow him. 663 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,445 All right, but I-- I-- 664 00:36:05,207 --> 00:36:07,746 I have a feeling we should do something. 665 00:36:25,185 --> 00:36:27,891 What happened to snooping around my apartment? 666 00:36:28,188 --> 00:36:29,683 Ben talked me out of it, 667 00:36:29,857 --> 00:36:32,396 probably because he needed a ride to the airport. 668 00:36:33,026 --> 00:36:35,518 So I hear you introduced him to Roxanne. 669 00:36:36,113 --> 00:36:39,565 No. She was with me when I got a call to go to Ruthie's school. 670 00:36:39,741 --> 00:36:41,569 And then you introduced them to each other? 671 00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:43,571 She introduced herself. 672 00:36:43,745 --> 00:36:46,451 Why do you keep introducing her to every guy you know? 673 00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:48,831 Ha, ha, I don't. 674 00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:50,911 Look, I can't stay. 675 00:36:51,086 --> 00:36:53,329 I just came by to tell you that I love you, 676 00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:57,718 and even if you've been with another man, I still love you. 677 00:36:57,885 --> 00:37:00,377 That won't work. I haven't been with another man. 678 00:37:02,931 --> 00:37:06,515 That's personal information I don't need to know. I have to go. 679 00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:10,684 This isn't over. 680 00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:15,557 [DOOR CLOSES] 681 00:37:15,736 --> 00:37:19,781 You have to put your pyjamas on. Come on, it's late. 682 00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:23,199 - Do you want the hat? - Yes, I want the hat. 683 00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:29,874 Ah... 684 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:32,250 [ANNIE CHUCKLES] 685 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:34,792 That's very good. Don't ever do it again. 686 00:37:34,963 --> 00:37:37,669 - Yes, ma'am. - Yes, ma'am. 687 00:37:37,841 --> 00:37:39,918 Hmm... 688 00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:43,345 When you only have two choices, that's called a dilemma, 689 00:37:43,514 --> 00:37:45,057 and it's hard to make a decision 690 00:37:45,224 --> 00:37:48,641 when you feel forced to go to this side or that side 691 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:52,477 and no place between or beyond. 692 00:37:52,648 --> 00:37:54,641 Get in the car and go find Simon. 693 00:37:55,317 --> 00:37:59,150 Trust that Simon will do the right thing without your being there. 694 00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:03,776 If she calls, don't say anything to Mary about Jack. 695 00:38:05,118 --> 00:38:07,527 I can't do that. I have to tell her how proud I am. 696 00:38:07,704 --> 00:38:09,449 [ROBBIE SNEEZES] 697 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,497 Oh, sorry, I didn't want to interrupt. 698 00:38:13,669 --> 00:38:17,502 It's okay. Come in. I was just, uh, thinking out loud. 699 00:38:17,673 --> 00:38:20,081 I talked to Mary. She and that guy broke up 700 00:38:20,259 --> 00:38:22,133 but you know that, right? Mrs. Camden said. 701 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:24,841 Well, but I didn't know you talked to her. 702 00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:27,140 You talked her into it? 703 00:38:27,307 --> 00:38:28,340 [CHUCKLES] 704 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:30,511 You know Mary. You can't talk her into anything 705 00:38:30,686 --> 00:38:32,181 she doesn't want to be talked into. 706 00:38:32,354 --> 00:38:33,434 Is she coming home? 707 00:38:34,022 --> 00:38:37,060 She still wants to live in Fort Lauderdale away from everyone, 708 00:38:37,234 --> 00:38:38,895 where she can make her mistakes on her own 709 00:38:39,069 --> 00:38:41,312 without having anyone in the family involved. 710 00:38:41,697 --> 00:38:43,525 - You think she'll call? - Yeah, she'll call. 711 00:38:43,699 --> 00:38:45,028 Or I could call her? 712 00:38:45,617 --> 00:38:47,278 - Or? - Or? 713 00:38:47,452 --> 00:38:49,695 You were saying it's more of a dilemma than a choice 714 00:38:49,872 --> 00:38:51,497 if you can only do one thing or another? 715 00:38:51,665 --> 00:38:54,418 Well, yes, I did say that. 716 00:38:54,585 --> 00:38:57,540 So, I'll have to come up with some more choices. 717 00:38:57,713 --> 00:39:00,382 - You could write her a letter. - Well, yes, I could. 718 00:39:00,549 --> 00:39:02,210 But I don't have the address. 719 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:04,712 I don't think she'd mind if I gave it to you. 720 00:39:04,887 --> 00:39:06,548 You don't think she'd mind? 721 00:39:06,722 --> 00:39:08,003 She asked me to give it to you. 722 00:39:08,182 --> 00:39:09,843 [CHUCKLES] 723 00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:13,390 - Thanks. - Good night. 724 00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:19,358 [SIGHS] 725 00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:22,445 - I'm giving up, I'm going to bed. - What are you giving up on? 726 00:39:22,613 --> 00:39:24,405 On finding out whether or not 727 00:39:24,573 --> 00:39:26,697 Kevin's ever slept with another woman. 728 00:39:26,867 --> 00:39:30,201 And if he's slept with another woman, you're breaking up with him? 729 00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:33,242 I was. But maybe I won't. 730 00:39:33,415 --> 00:39:34,531 Because? 731 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:38,374 Because I don't want him to pack his bags and go home like Ben. 732 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:41,998 - What? - I have a feeling this isn't over. 733 00:39:42,758 --> 00:39:44,039 I'm going to try. 734 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:51,515 - Late night meeting? - No. I'm going to bed. 735 00:39:53,936 --> 00:39:56,428 I hope I'm better at relationships than Mary and Lucy. 736 00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:58,480 [WHISPERS] I think you will be. 737 00:39:58,649 --> 00:40:00,773 [IN NORMAL VOICE] So, what happened exactly 738 00:40:00,943 --> 00:40:03,316 at school this afternoon that got you that steak dinner? 739 00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:05,860 My boyfriend tried to get me to punch this girl, Linda, 740 00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:07,989 because she called me a monkey lover. 741 00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,190 I just walked away. 742 00:40:09,785 --> 00:40:11,909 But then Ben came to pick me up from school 743 00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,286 and we ended up in the vice principal's office anyway. 744 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:16,165 You know what I like about this story? 745 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,291 I like that you didn't do something 746 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:20,454 just because a boy you like told you to do it. 747 00:40:20,629 --> 00:40:23,121 Yeah. I wanted to. 748 00:40:23,298 --> 00:40:25,790 But it's hard when you have to come home 749 00:40:25,968 --> 00:40:27,214 and face parents like mine. 750 00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:28,846 [ERIC CHUCKLES] 751 00:40:29,513 --> 00:40:32,349 - I love you. - I love you too. 752 00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:34,474 And don't worry. 753 00:40:34,643 --> 00:40:36,352 Simon will grow up. 754 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,514 Lucy will end up with Kevin. 755 00:40:38,689 --> 00:40:40,350 And Mary will come home again. 756 00:40:40,524 --> 00:40:43,561 And Matt will graduate from medical school. 757 00:40:43,735 --> 00:40:47,817 So you can go to bed and stop worrying about that stuff. 758 00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:50,233 Thanks and good night. 759 00:40:50,409 --> 00:40:52,533 You're welcome and good night. 760 00:40:54,288 --> 00:40:56,080 [ERIC SIGHS] 761 00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:00,037 [CHUCKLES] 762 00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:02,962 [SIGHS] 763 00:41:03,130 --> 00:41:06,714 You are keeping an eye on Simon, right? 764 00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:37,199 [SNIFFLES] 765 00:41:41,877 --> 00:41:43,586 [SIGHS] 766 00:41:56,767 --> 00:42:00,137 Well, I'm afraid this is it. 767 00:42:01,313 --> 00:42:04,765 But you're going to be fine. You're going to be just fine. 768 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:08,403 There are lots of parents out there 769 00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:10,813 who are looking for babies just like you. 770 00:42:13,408 --> 00:42:18,321 Your mom just can't take care of you, that's all. 771 00:42:18,497 --> 00:42:21,203 She wants you to have the best life can offer. 772 00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:25,955 And that's a family. 773 00:42:34,221 --> 00:42:36,464 [SIGHS] 774 00:42:54,825 --> 00:42:58,409 I want to drop off this baby for safekeeping. 775 00:43:05,794 --> 00:43:07,076 God bless.