1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,546 --> 00:00:06,587 [PHONE RINGS] 2 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:10,880 - Hello? MARY: Guess who I'm here with. 3 00:00:11,053 --> 00:00:12,631 - Mary? - What? 4 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,715 - Is that you? - Of course it's me. 5 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:16,884 Mom and Dad have been trying to reach you. 6 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,218 I've been doing my flight-attendant training all week. 7 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,305 That's why Mom and Dad are trying to reach you. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,892 They wanna talk to you about that. 9 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:24,940 Great. They can talk to me all weekend. 10 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:27,517 Guess who I'm here with. 11 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,105 The Colonel and Grandma Ruth? 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,950 Why would I bring the Colonel and Grandma Ruth home with me? 13 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,359 Home? You're in Glenoak? 14 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,280 I'm not just in Glenoak. 15 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:40,034 I'm here. 16 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,038 With? 17 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,416 Oh. 18 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,424 - Ah! - Hi, sweetie. 19 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,388 It's me, Kevin. 20 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,882 I know who you are. I just didn't know I was "sweetie." 21 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,763 Your brother's in love with my sister. 22 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:09,394 - It is too soon for them to be in love. - What about us? 23 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:30,829 I'm Kevin, Ben's brother. Mary brought us out on a buddy pass. 24 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,132 I take it you're Lucy's and Mary's dad. 25 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:38,927 ANNIE: Eric, is everything okay? - Mary and Lucy and boyfriends. 26 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,976 Mary? 27 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,019 Ben! 28 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,940 And you must be Kevin. Welcome. 29 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,725 - Welcome? - I'm an airline attendant. 30 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:50,934 I get buddy passes, 31 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,021 and I brought them home with me for a surprise. 32 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:56,774 - Is it okay? - Oh, it's more than okay. 33 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,489 - Kevin. - Isn't he great? 34 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,070 Oh, he is. And he's probably very hungry. 35 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:05,119 Let me get you something to eat. I'm gonna make some sandwiches. 36 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,994 And, Lucy, can you get the pie out of the fridge? 37 00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:10,832 We can make the sandwiches. 38 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:14,376 Please, we feel bad we woke you up and that Mary let us just drop in. 39 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,212 ERIC: Well, you know, I feel badly too, 40 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:19,264 but mostly, I feel badly because Mary's an airline attendant 41 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:23,975 who flies all over the country, has her own apartment in Buffalo 42 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,767 without so much as a word to us. 43 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,104 It's great to have Mary home. 44 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:34,108 I can't wait to hear about the new job. And I love having company. 45 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:37,608 Well, I have a counselling session in the morning, so... 46 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,033 I'll just go. 47 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:53,876 Well, thanks for chasing off the bad guys. 48 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:04,841 In case you're wondering what your sister was screaming about 49 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,593 at 2 in the morning, Mary's home. 50 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:12,066 And she brought Ben. And Ben's brother. 51 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,477 Now your mother's making them sandwiches, 52 00:03:14,653 --> 00:03:18,486 even though they're grown men who can make their own sandwiches. 53 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,069 Yeah. 54 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,909 Just thought you'd like to know what the screaming was all about. 55 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,954 No one was breaking into the house. 56 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,539 Just into our lives. 57 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,883 Good morning. 58 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,768 I have to go now. 59 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:56,187 I have to work on Saturday. 60 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,527 You know, our son spent the night out again. 61 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,154 Yeah. 62 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:04,777 I guess I missed telling you that when you came to bed. 63 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,820 Could you just let me sleep? 64 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,445 Have a nice day. 65 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:16,995 Hold it. 66 00:06:21,173 --> 00:06:22,502 Have you seen Matt this morning? 67 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,757 - No. - Do you have any idea where he is? 68 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,881 Nope. 69 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,922 But I do know where Kevin and Lucy and Mary and Ben are. 70 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,638 They're asleep on the living-room floor. 71 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:38,147 - Together? - It's like their own Temptation Island. 72 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,588 [DOOR OPENING] 73 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,095 Did you just get up? 74 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,840 - You just get in? - Where you going? 75 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:12,007 - Where have you been? - Is there something wrong? 76 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,891 Is there something wrong with staying out 77 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,602 when you have six younger siblings 78 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:19,020 who wonder what their brother could possibly be doing all that time, 79 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,349 where he's sleeping, who he's sleeping with? 80 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,607 Did Mom tell you I said I was staying at Sarah's 81 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,023 because her parents are out? 82 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,029 - What? - I stayed at Sarah's house. 83 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,361 Her parents were out of town. 84 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,193 Did you think I was asking what about that 85 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,195 or about the fact that you called your mother 86 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:35,454 and just told her that you and your fiancée are shacking up at her house? 87 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:36,696 Dad, I'm a grown man. 88 00:07:36,874 --> 00:07:39,247 I'm over 21, and Sarah and I are getting married. 89 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,500 Yeah, I think "getting" is the key word. 90 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:44,339 I have accepted that you went on a date with a woman you just met 91 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:45,705 and asked her to marry you 92 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:48,001 in spite of the two of you starting medical school. 93 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:51,013 But I do not accept the fact that after growing up in this house, 94 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:54,431 you think it's okay to sleep with her before you're married to her. 95 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:02,596 You, I know. You, I don't. But I assume Kevin? 96 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,893 - I'm Matt. Where are Mary and Lucy? - Hi. 97 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:08,939 They're still on the couch, asleep. We slept in the living room. 98 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,692 - They all slept in the living room. - Yeah. 99 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,905 We stayed up late talking. 100 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,782 - They stayed up late talking. - I have to go. 101 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:21,207 Are you okay that we stayed up late talking and slept in the living room? 102 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,666 Because, I mean, we would never-- 103 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,918 - Well, we didn't-- - It's fine. Everything's fine. 104 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:29,587 Bye. 105 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,840 Thanks. 106 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:45,229 Eureka. I've still got it. Thank you, God. 107 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,665 What do you know about Matt that I don't know about Matt? 108 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,915 I don't know. 109 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,170 I don't know what you don't know about Matt. 110 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,847 No, you've got a secret. 111 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,470 Just a short while ago, when I ran into you in the hallway, 112 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:20,263 I asked if you knew where your brother Matt was, 113 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,263 and you got me to go down to the living room 114 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,767 to check on Mary and Lucy. 115 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,013 Why is that? 116 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,228 Well, they are Mary and Lucy, and that's a problem in itself. 117 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:31,071 And then we don't even know those other two, Ben and Kevin. 118 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,567 I just thought you'd like to know 119 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:34,532 they were alone sleeping in the living room. 120 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,492 Why do you have a problem with Mary and Lucy 121 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,488 being alone with Ben and whatever his name is, 122 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:41,830 but you don't have a problem with Matt being alone with Sarah? 123 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,660 Could it be...? Yes. 124 00:09:44,835 --> 00:09:47,790 Methinks you know something about Matt and Sarah, 125 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:50,502 and the Mary-and-Lucy concern was just a diversion. 126 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:54,627 I'm only 11. Diversions are a pretty complicated tactic, don't you think? 127 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:55,925 Not for you. 128 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,015 Maybe I don't like Ben and Kevin. Maybe I'm angry with Mary and Lucy. 129 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:03,312 No, no, no. Divert me once, shame on you. 130 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:06,397 Divert me twice, shame on you. 131 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:09,774 You've got a secret, don't you? And it involves Matt. 132 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:14,108 And if I knew that secret, perhaps there would be no wedding. 133 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,562 I have lots of secrets. 134 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:19,069 Some of them involve Matt, some of them involve Lucy and Mary, 135 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:23,195 some Simon, some Robbie, some Mom, some you even. 136 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,539 Oh, is that right? What secret do you know about me? 137 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:29,957 At night, when you go downstairs to lock up and turn out the lights, 138 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,799 you eat a cookie or two, even though you skipped dessert at dinner 139 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,925 because you're still on the low-fat diet. 140 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,257 How would you know that? 141 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,181 Because sometimes I wait for you to lock up and turn out the lights 142 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,721 and go back upstairs so I can be alone in the kitchen. 143 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,393 Why do you wanna be alone? 144 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:46,059 I have to have my space, clear my thoughts so I can sleep. 145 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,059 The living room is too big and creepy in the dark, 146 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,944 and the bathroom's too small, and someone always wants in it. 147 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:55,646 But the kitchen's just right. And it does have cookies. 148 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,697 Uh-huh. Yeah. 149 00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,654 And yet you're not that big on sweets, 150 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:04,114 especially if you've had dessert at dinner, so... 151 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,576 Do you ever make phone calls to clear your head? 152 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:11,294 I could use the phone in the bedroom if I needed to use the phone. 153 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,997 But Mary and Lucy would overhear your call. 154 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,293 Who would you be calling from the kitchen? 155 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,423 Oh, it's usually too late to be calling anyone at those hours. 156 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:20,670 Usually? 157 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:24,182 Okay, I may have called someone once or twice. 158 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:28,059 - Really? Who? - Is that "who" or "whom"? 159 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,514 Whom did you call? Oh, and nice try. 160 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,778 Oh, Time, Weather, Information. No one special. 161 00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:38,024 Well, you know something, and it's about Matt-- 162 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,991 [PHONE RINGS] 163 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:44,279 Hello? Yes, no, this is Reverend Camden. 164 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,614 Oh, oh. 165 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:51,000 I'm so sorry. Yeah, I'm on my way. 166 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:55,670 I have a family counselling session, but I'll be back. 167 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,585 - Well? - Well, I went to the church. 168 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:35,292 I mean, I was late because of, you know, problems at home, 169 00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,920 but I told the couple I'd be late when they called, 170 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,670 and I got there and they weren't there. 171 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,671 I mean, they weren't anywhere in sight. 172 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,681 That was a "Well, why aren't you helping me fold the laundry?" well, 173 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:46,509 not a "Well, what happened?" well. 174 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,593 What problems at home? 175 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:53,769 It seems that my wife heard from our oldest son last night 176 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:57,061 that he would be spending the night out again, and she forgot to tell me. 177 00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,897 Matt wanted to spend the night at Sarah's. 178 00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:02,192 Her parents are out of town and Sarah didn't wanna stay there alone. 179 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,406 - And you have no problem with that? - With what? 180 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,866 Do you know something about Matt and Sarah that I don't? 181 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,867 I don't think so. Why? What's wrong? What are you upset about? 182 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,791 Since when did sex before marriage 183 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,451 become the acceptable standard in our family? 184 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,918 We don't know that they're doing anything like that. 185 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,418 Oh, don't we? 186 00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,128 - No. - Okay. 187 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:24,760 Let's say that our hormonally abundant couple 188 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:27,089 is not engaging in premarital sex. 189 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:31,015 Do you have to make it sound like some science experiment gone awry? 190 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,680 - Can't you be a little less technical? - I think Matt and Sarah are married. 191 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:37,307 - What, again with that theory? - I think they're married. 192 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:42,319 And I think that's why Matt feels so free about "staying over" at Sarah's. 193 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,653 You know what I think? 194 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,779 - I think you're a little nutty. - What if I could prove it? 195 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,491 - If you could prove Matt is married? - Yes. 196 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:53,033 Why can't you do what you would tell any other parent in this situation to do? 197 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,285 Why can't you let go and let God? 198 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,130 Why do you have to prove that Matt is married if he says he isn't? 199 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:02,040 Because if he's married, it would restore my faith in my son 200 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,797 and the world and... 201 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,671 And what? 202 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,808 And we wouldn't have to have a wedding that's not in my church. 203 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,900 Eric, I think we have to let Matt and Sarah live their lives 204 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,945 the way they see fit. 205 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,775 If they want a wedding 206 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:29,366 and they want Sarah's dad to marry them, then that's what is. 207 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,530 We have to deal with what is, 208 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:36,997 not what could or should or would be or what we want it to be. 209 00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:41,250 And I'm quoting from about a hundred of your lectures. 210 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,961 - Sermons. - Sermons. 211 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:49,300 Eric, Matt and Sarah are both adults. 212 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,137 And they're responsible and considerate adults. 213 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:55,809 How responsible can they be if they got married on their first date? 214 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:59,435 I know they did. I can feel it in my bones. 215 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:03,227 And I think I can prove it if I can just... 216 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,747 If the four of them end up married, 217 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,204 I think I'll be the happiest mother on Earth. 218 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,335 Are we gonna talk to Mary, by the way, about her choice of careers? 219 00:15:20,504 --> 00:15:24,004 I talked to her last night. We all stayed up talking. 220 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,962 About Mary becoming an airline attendant? 221 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,209 She chose. 222 00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:33,382 It may not be our choice, but she chose something finally. 223 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:38,056 - So I suggest you let that go too. - I don't know you anymore. 224 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,775 I don't-- I mean, I don't know who you are. 225 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,942 Simon's looking for you. He's in the boys' room. 226 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,986 Okay. 227 00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,652 Daddy. 228 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,330 No good. 229 00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:04,205 This bed is no good. 230 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,134 - No good. - Why are your beds no good? 231 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:11,346 - Because we got out. - We're too big. 232 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:17,467 - We get new bed. - New bed. 233 00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:19,844 They got new beds. 234 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,348 They can get out of those, and they're too big for them. 235 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,901 This just can't be. 236 00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:26,981 I told Mom I'd help her bring them out later and put them together. 237 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,860 She said we'll do it as soon as she's done with everything else. 238 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,820 - Yeah. - But we need some special wrench. 239 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,402 So we're going to the hardware store, Mom and I, 240 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,703 as soon as she's finished with everything else. 241 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,659 - Okay. - We could save a lot of time 242 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,076 if you wanted to drive with me or if I drive by myself. 243 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,958 But of course, I can't do that, because I have a learner's permit, 244 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,705 so I need a licensed driver over 25 to drive with me. 245 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,050 You know, Kevin's 25. 246 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,966 He could drive with me. He's a police officer, you know. 247 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,968 Lucy's Kevin is twen...? 248 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,096 Twenty-five years old? 249 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,265 - Didn't you know? - No. 250 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:05,065 No, I can't drive with Kevin, or no, you didn't know? 251 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,063 The bed is too small. 252 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,853 - Too small. - Too small. 253 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,817 Yeah. 254 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,784 Are you crazy? You're going over there again? 255 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,122 Well, I'm sorry, I have to. 256 00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,259 Then the safest thing for us to do is for you to take me with you. 257 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,500 No, I'm not taking you, 258 00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:34,588 but I am gonna count on you to keep my secret. 259 00:17:34,805 --> 00:17:37,760 But I think Dad already knows I called you the night you got married. 260 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,007 How would Dad know that? 261 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,178 Because I let it slip when he was interrogating me 262 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,477 that I use the phone in the kitchen late at night. 263 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,142 He just hasn't put it together yet. 264 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:48,151 And he's not going to if you don't let anything else slip. 265 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,486 - I've got to go. - Not let anything else slip? 266 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:54,944 Like what? 267 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:57,568 Like the fact that you and Sarah are already married, 268 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,655 because why else would you be so comfortable 269 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:02,369 spending the night at her house, just the two of you alone? 270 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,784 - I don't know, because you trust me? - I do trust you, 271 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,997 which is why I think there's a strong possibility that you're already married. 272 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,204 [PHONE RINGS] 273 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:10,545 - Please. - Please. 274 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,759 - Please. - Eric. It's that couple again. 275 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,173 Okay. Just tell me. 276 00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:18,839 - I'm gonna find out anyway. - Find out what? 277 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,973 - Eric. - Okay, okay. Hello. 278 00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,557 Would you leave the children alone? 279 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,270 No, I was there. 280 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:35,448 I promise. No, I was. 281 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,567 Are you sure you're at the right church? 282 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,288 No, no, no. 283 00:18:41,455 --> 00:18:45,039 Okay, it's three lights down, on the right. 284 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,498 Red brick, big white steeple. 285 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,454 Look, if you want, we can reschedule next week. 286 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,088 I apologise. I had no idea your son was a runaway. 287 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,384 I'll be right there. 288 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,679 I'll be back. 289 00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:10,189 Eureka. I really do still have it. 290 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,988 All right. 291 00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,543 Are you looking for something? 292 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:30,244 - Where's the thing? - What thing? 293 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,497 The thing. The thing. 294 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:36,541 - The phone thing. - The, uh...? 295 00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:40,380 - You mean the phone? - No, the phone, 296 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,177 ugh, bill. 297 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,889 The ledger book where your mother keeps the household bills. 298 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,553 - Where is it? - I have no idea. 299 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,264 I need the phone bill. I really, really need it. 300 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,269 [PHONE RINGS] 301 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,107 Hello? 302 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,443 Yeah, he's right here. 303 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,660 Oh, okay. I'll tell him. Bye. 304 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,450 The couple you're supposed to meet found the church and they're waiting. 305 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:07,822 [GROANS] 306 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,574 And the woman sounded kind of annoyed. 307 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:16,090 I'm on my way. I'm empty-handed, but I'm on my way. 308 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,218 Hey. 309 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:21,885 I could drive you. 310 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,768 Since you probably shouldn't be behind the wheel. 311 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,660 [PHONE RINGS] 312 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:53,034 - Hello? - Is this the Camden residence? 313 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,336 - Yes. - Is Kevin there? 314 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,335 Maybe. Whom should I say is calling? 315 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:02,378 - Just tell him he has a phone call, kid. - I don't think so. 316 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:03,795 Tell him it's Patty-Mary. 317 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,340 I need more information, Patty-Mary. 318 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,931 You never told me you were on the basketball team. 319 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,228 I wonder why. 320 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,152 I was an idiot my senior year. 321 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,281 The coach locked out the team because we all let our grades slip. 322 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,898 Then a group of us decided to wreck the gym in retaliation. 323 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,828 Someone called the cops, we got caught, I got probation. 324 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,069 Anyone else in the family 325 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,205 have a problem with the law I should know about? 326 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,121 Lucy's old boyfriend Jimmy Moon got arrested for marijuana. 327 00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:38,548 I'd like to have a word with you. 328 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:42,174 - Yeah, I'd like a word with you too. - Could we see you in the closet? 329 00:21:42,636 --> 00:21:45,305 MARY: Excuse us. We'll be right back. 330 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:53,016 So your girlfriend did get arrested. 331 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:56,232 And your girlfriend's old boyfriend smokes pot. 332 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,563 Who cares? 333 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,937 - What's your problem? - I'm sorry. It just slipped out. 334 00:22:02,114 --> 00:22:04,191 - How does that just slip out? RUTHIE: I don't know. 335 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:07,154 I think I've got one too many secrets in my head. 336 00:22:08,662 --> 00:22:10,821 I need to talk to Ruthie. It's kind of important. 337 00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:13,572 Is this about him? Are you covering for Robbie about something? 338 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,954 No, she's not covering for me. This has nothing to do with me. 339 00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:18,589 Phone. It's for Kevin. 340 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:25,845 It's for you. 341 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:27,923 - Who is it? - Patty-Mary. 342 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,718 She sounds real interesting. 343 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,267 Hello? Patty-Mary? 344 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:36,061 - It's our sister. - Oh. 345 00:22:36,273 --> 00:22:38,942 - Hold your enthusiasm. - Why? 346 00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:41,109 Mom wants you two to come home right now. 347 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,405 Well, we're in California. We can't just come home right now. 348 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:47,570 - We're going home Sunday night. - Right now. 349 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,202 - Patty-Mary, what's the problem? - Mom wants you home. 350 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,582 And I'm here to make sure you do what Mom wants. 351 00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:59,374 I'm at the airport, and I'm not gonna leave without you. 352 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,662 She's here. 353 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,165 We might have to go home, although I'm not quite sure why. 354 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:05,549 Your sister flew here all the way from Buffalo? 355 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,005 San Francisco. 356 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,636 How is that she knows you have a sister in San Francisco 357 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,184 and I don't? 358 00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:14,759 I'm with Patty-Mary. I think they should go home, 359 00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:17,773 and you two should go with them, and I should go with you. 360 00:23:24,363 --> 00:23:26,902 Forgive me, I can't help myself. 361 00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:31,530 Yes. 362 00:23:41,713 --> 00:23:42,746 Where's the phone list? 363 00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,917 Where's the list that comes with the phone bill? 364 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,421 [PHONE RINGS] 365 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,595 Where's the answer to the mystery of the Matt universe? 366 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:54,927 ANNIE: Eric! - I'm on my way. 367 00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:02,599 I'm so sorry. 368 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:06,146 I must have walked right past you several times. 369 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,110 - I called out to you. - I'm very sorry. 370 00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:14,912 I just have something going on at the house, and, well, I... 371 00:24:15,414 --> 00:24:17,906 Didn't you say on the phone that your son had run away? 372 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,290 Indeed he has. 373 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:28,669 I'm tired from all that running around. I can't keep chasing after that boy. 374 00:24:29,303 --> 00:24:33,432 - How old is your boy? - He'll be 46 years old August 19th. 375 00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:37,843 - So he's 45? - Going on 21. 376 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,684 But he's actually 45 years old? 377 00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:45,062 And up until now, he's lived at your house? 378 00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:46,476 Up until a few months ago. 379 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:48,937 Is he handicapped? 380 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:52,442 If you can call not having a lick of sense to be handicapped. 381 00:24:52,618 --> 00:24:55,074 But he's not mentally or physically handicapped? 382 00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:58,538 - No. - And when you say...? 383 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,416 - What is his name? - Jeremiah. 384 00:25:00,584 --> 00:25:03,290 And Jeremiah ran away. Do you know where? 385 00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:05,711 He got himself a rental house near that new promenade 386 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:07,045 where all the kids hang out. 387 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:12,004 Do you find this to be funny? Because it is not a laughing matter. 388 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:14,338 That boy doesn't have enough money saved 389 00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:15,926 to be out on his own. 390 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:20,644 And I suspect the reason he did this is because of a certain jezebel. 391 00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:23,063 We want you to help us talk to him. 392 00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:27,475 We tried, but he's so darn bullheaded. 393 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:32,032 But your son is 45. 394 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:35,533 Don't you think 45 is old enough to move out of the house 395 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:36,818 for whatever reason? 396 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:41,243 Each child is an individual, and this particular individual 397 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,991 doesn't have the sense that God gave him. 398 00:25:44,211 --> 00:25:46,785 The woman he's interested in has a child, 399 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,544 and he's certainly not ready to be a father. 400 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:54,381 Do you think we could call Jeremiah and ask him to join us here? 401 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:57,177 I'd really like to meet him. 402 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,758 That's a good idea. 403 00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:04,934 You know this isn't going to go well. 404 00:26:05,107 --> 00:26:07,314 [DOORBELL RINGS] 405 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,229 It's going to go well. I'm going to see it goes well. 406 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:14,656 - If you know what's good for you... - Okay, I've met them. Let's go. 407 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:17,489 - What's your rush? - Mom wants you home. 408 00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:19,702 Did your mother know you were coming here? 409 00:26:19,872 --> 00:26:23,538 - Um, not exactly. - I'm not leaving Lucy. 410 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:25,584 This is my only weekend off for a month. 411 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:28,286 Our mother is alone, she's widowed, and she's frightened. 412 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,673 - So why don't you stay with her? - Because I'm in school. 413 00:26:31,842 --> 00:26:34,927 Your mother didn't know you were coming with me to California? 414 00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:36,888 They said they were going on a camping trip. 415 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:39,636 - How did you know we weren't? - You don't camp. 416 00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:42,929 You're afraid of the woods at night. Oh, yeah, and Ben told me. 417 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:45,767 He gave me the number in case there was an emergency. 418 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,435 And there was an emergency. 419 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,815 Why wouldn't you tell your mother you were coming? 420 00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:53,527 She might worry about the flight. 421 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:57,067 A lot of people are concerned about flying right now and... 422 00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:59,319 Yeah. I'm going with that. 423 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:03,369 So you didn't tell your mom you were coming here to see me either, huh? 424 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:06,001 You, she doesn't know about. 425 00:27:07,586 --> 00:27:08,666 You, she knows about. 426 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:14,592 So is it that she's alone and frightened and worried about your flying, 427 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,593 or that she doesn't want you to be with me for a reason? 428 00:27:18,764 --> 00:27:20,841 Neither. I'll bet neither. 429 00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,926 So you know something about Mom that we don't. 430 00:27:23,101 --> 00:27:24,976 - Is she sick? - No, she's not sick. 431 00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:27,761 Is there some reason you wouldn't tell your mom about me? 432 00:27:27,981 --> 00:27:29,809 What's your mom know about me she doesn't like? 433 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,229 KEVIN: She's not sick, 434 00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:34,112 so why would you be so nervous about leaving her alone in the--? 435 00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:37,234 Aha. Is she dating? Is Mom dating? 436 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:39,946 - She's dating? - We have to go. 437 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,786 Tell me why your mother doesn't like me. 438 00:27:41,954 --> 00:27:45,205 And tell me what's wrong with me that you can't mention me to your mom. 439 00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:47,617 It better not be the idiot guy that moved in next door. 440 00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:51,839 - I'll kill that guy if he so much as-- - Ben, I think I deserve an answer. 441 00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:56,091 She heard some things around town. Nothing bad, it's just that... 442 00:27:58,095 --> 00:27:59,471 We have to go. 443 00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:00,754 I didn't tell Mom about you 444 00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:04,301 because he wasn't gonna tell her about her. 445 00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:06,600 Okay, I understand. 446 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:09,179 But why can't your mom go out with the guy from next door? 447 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:11,895 I mean, she's been widowed a decade, right? 448 00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:13,770 She's still married to my father. 449 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:16,738 You don't care that their mother heard something about me? 450 00:28:16,905 --> 00:28:20,275 You don't care that there's gossip going around Buffalo about me? 451 00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:21,822 She heard that you were arrested. 452 00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:24,454 That gym thing. 453 00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,117 My records are supposed to be sealed. 454 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:29,457 - You might wanna look into that. - Is there a bathroom in this house? 455 00:28:29,626 --> 00:28:32,877 - I have to go. And then we have to go. - Upstairs. 456 00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,631 It's the room with the sink and the toilet. 457 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:50,314 Simon, I presume. 458 00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:53,441 - Yeah, are you Patty-Mary? - Yes, I am. 459 00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,351 How old are you? 460 00:28:56,570 --> 00:28:59,773 Almost 16. How old are you? 461 00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,027 Too old for you. 462 00:29:07,831 --> 00:29:08,947 I think she's interested. 463 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:15,788 I'm just gonna hang out with you guys until it's safe to go back out there. 464 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:18,165 Okay. 465 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:19,795 Do you wanna colour? 466 00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:24,056 Well, maybe a quick one, until Simon finds my screwdriver. 467 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,512 Then we're gonna get your new beds together. 468 00:29:27,518 --> 00:29:31,647 Tonight you'll have new beds. Big-boy beds. 469 00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,558 ALL: Yay! 470 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,308 Oh, Patty-Mary? 471 00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:41,864 Hi, I'm Annie. I'm Mary and Lucy and Simon's mom. 472 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:43,737 Simon should be back any minute. 473 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:46,152 We're putting some beds together, if you wanna wait. 474 00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:51,033 What, these are--? How many children do you have? 475 00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:53,409 Seven. 476 00:29:54,419 --> 00:29:56,080 Yeah, seven. 477 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:58,705 I can't stay. I have to get Ben and Kevin to the airport. 478 00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:00,040 What's the hurry? 479 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:03,798 It's nothing really. Just my mom's decided to date again. 480 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:06,807 Oh. It'll be okay. 481 00:30:07,474 --> 00:30:09,847 No, it won't. We don't want her to date. 482 00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:18,398 [BUTTONS BEEPING] 483 00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:21,728 [PHONE RINGING] 484 00:30:21,905 --> 00:30:24,113 - My phone's ringing. - Answer it. 485 00:30:24,283 --> 00:30:27,450 It's probably my parents, or I wouldn't. 486 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:29,245 - Hello? - It's me. 487 00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:31,739 - Hi, Ruthie. You want Matt? - No, I don't. 488 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:35,499 I want you to talk Matt into staying at our house for the evening. 489 00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:38,837 I've been running from my dad all day. He's onto me. I can't take it anymore. 490 00:30:39,882 --> 00:30:41,543 I've been looking everywhere for you. 491 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:45,047 This is an actual conversation. I called someone. We're talking. 492 00:30:45,554 --> 00:30:47,179 I think you're gonna wanna talk to me. 493 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:48,428 Wait outside, please. 494 00:30:51,143 --> 00:30:52,721 I have to go. 495 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:58,770 - Well? - Just so you know, 496 00:30:58,942 --> 00:31:02,811 when the phone bill comes in, your mom gives me the record. 497 00:31:02,988 --> 00:31:07,318 I go down the list of calls I made, add them up, and give her a cheque. 498 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:09,742 Then I toss the phone record. 499 00:31:09,912 --> 00:31:11,739 So I don't know what you're lying about, 500 00:31:11,914 --> 00:31:15,034 but I just wanna let you know there's no record of the calls. 501 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:19,165 But your dad could still get a copy from the phone company. 502 00:31:19,338 --> 00:31:21,378 I don't know who you're trying to protect, 503 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:24,123 but if you wanna tell me, I'm here for you. 504 00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,505 Thanks. I'll let you know. 505 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:30,007 How do you know I'm trying to protect someone? 506 00:31:30,182 --> 00:31:32,057 That's the only time you lie. 507 00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:36,434 If it gets to be too much, you know your secret's safe with me. 508 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:45,778 So, what are you angry at your sisters about? 509 00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:47,366 Who said I was angry? 510 00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:49,782 That stuff didn't just slip out about Mary's arrest 511 00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:51,826 and Jimmy Moon and the marijuana. 512 00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:53,449 Okay, maybe I let it slip. 513 00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:55,414 Mary didn't tell me she was taking that job, 514 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:56,662 and Lucy didn't wake me up 515 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:58,792 when Mary and Kevin and Ben came in last night. 516 00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:02,794 Look, Ruthie, you're grown up enough to realise that Mary has her life 517 00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:06,132 and Lucy has her life and you have your life. 518 00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:09,179 They can't always include you, and you can't always include them. 519 00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,340 But I include them. I include them on everything. 520 00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:15,342 - What? - Did you share your secret with them? 521 00:32:15,561 --> 00:32:16,593 No. 522 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:20,816 Everyone in a family has a life outside that family too. 523 00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:22,811 It doesn't mean you're not loved, Snookie. 524 00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:28,820 I don't know when we lost control of that boy. 525 00:32:28,991 --> 00:32:30,402 Somewhere in his 20s, I believe. 526 00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:33,578 - Yeah. - Yeah, well, that happens. 527 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:36,493 - Do you have any children? - Yes, seven. 528 00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:39,912 Really? Your wife didn't mention that. 529 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:42,833 - My wife? You know Annie? - We met her at the market. 530 00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:46,291 She overheard us talking and volunteered your services. 531 00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:49,427 - Oh, did she, now? - She did indeed. 532 00:32:49,595 --> 00:32:50,758 [KNOCKING] 533 00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:52,555 MAN: Reverend. 534 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:56,510 I'm Jeremiah Tallridge. Most folks call me Jerry. 535 00:32:56,727 --> 00:33:00,428 - When did that happen? - High school, Mom, high school. 536 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,771 This is Kathleen, and this is her daughter, Katie. 537 00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:04,935 - Hi. - Hi, Katie. Come on in. 538 00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:06,570 - Thank you. - Thanks. 539 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:13,327 Kathleen, Katie, my mom and dad. 540 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:18,405 - It's really nice to meet you finally. - What do you mean by "finally"? 541 00:33:18,582 --> 00:33:20,706 She means we've been going out for six months. 542 00:33:21,543 --> 00:33:24,545 - If we can sit down, I'd like to explain. - Yeah. 543 00:33:30,177 --> 00:33:34,128 Reverend, I have two of the most wonderful parents in the world. 544 00:33:34,306 --> 00:33:36,798 They're so wonderful, every time I thought about leaving home, 545 00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:38,257 I couldn't make myself go. 546 00:33:38,477 --> 00:33:40,885 My dad has always helped me with my finances. 547 00:33:41,063 --> 00:33:43,685 He set a high standard of saving for me even when I was a kid, 548 00:33:43,857 --> 00:33:47,227 and when I was adult, he showed me how to set up my retirement, 549 00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:49,901 how to make sound investments, how to play the stock market. 550 00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:53,281 My mom... Well, my mom cooked for me 551 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:56,405 and cleaned up after me and picked up my dry cleaning 552 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,575 and ran my errands, and, well, she even made up my bed. 553 00:34:00,123 --> 00:34:01,156 We did indeed. 554 00:34:01,333 --> 00:34:02,745 [KATIE LAUGHS] 555 00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:04,461 Is there something wrong with that? 556 00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:07,541 JERRY: I became lazy and selfish, 557 00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:09,335 letting them make every decision for me 558 00:34:09,508 --> 00:34:11,964 and take care of my every need. 559 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,969 On steak night, Mom even cut up my steak for me. 560 00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:16,171 [LAUGHS] 561 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:17,512 I can't help it. 562 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:20,098 JERRY: One day I realised I was a 45-year-old man 563 00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:21,936 living at home with my mother and father 564 00:34:22,104 --> 00:34:24,263 and the convenience wasn't worth the sacrifice. 565 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,481 I was lonely. 566 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:30,602 I told you, didn't I, that I was lonely? 567 00:34:30,821 --> 00:34:33,490 - How could you be lonely? - You have us. 568 00:34:35,117 --> 00:34:36,197 I had to leave. 569 00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:40,783 I have to have my own life. 570 00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:46,251 I'm in love. 571 00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:48,629 And I'm getting married to Kathleen. 572 00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:52,423 - Married? - You are not ready to be a father. 573 00:34:52,593 --> 00:34:55,713 Oh, but he is. And a husband too. 574 00:34:56,305 --> 00:34:58,974 You know, I've always wanted to have a family, 575 00:34:59,141 --> 00:35:01,300 and I just couldn't seem to find the right guy, 576 00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:03,393 so I decided to become a foster parent. 577 00:35:03,604 --> 00:35:05,229 When Katie was with me for a year, 578 00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:07,978 her mother decided to let me adopt her. 579 00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:10,772 My mom has problems, and my grandma died, 580 00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:13,650 so there wasn't anybody else to take care of me. 581 00:35:13,864 --> 00:35:15,608 But I was lucky. 582 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:17,906 Kathleen found me after I'd been in social services 583 00:35:18,076 --> 00:35:19,785 for just a few months. 584 00:35:19,953 --> 00:35:21,152 And then Jerry found us. 585 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,285 I've never had a dad. 586 00:35:27,461 --> 00:35:30,000 Please, can he marry us? 587 00:35:30,756 --> 00:35:32,085 Please? 588 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,968 And before you give your consent, I want you to know 589 00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:37,888 that while your blessing means the world to me, 590 00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:41,057 I'm going to have my own family, my own house, and my own life, 591 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:45,804 so I suggest you just let go as gracefully as you possibly can. 592 00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:54,069 - I get it. - Do they have to let go? 593 00:35:54,238 --> 00:35:56,611 I was hoping we could all hold on to each other. 594 00:36:03,664 --> 00:36:05,657 We'll think about it. 595 00:36:11,004 --> 00:36:14,374 They'll think about it. I'd say that's a miracle. 596 00:36:15,259 --> 00:36:18,261 MRS. TALLRIDGE: Pot roast for dinner if anybody's interested. 597 00:36:18,428 --> 00:36:20,089 Run. 598 00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:25,471 - No, I-- Well, I meant the other way. JERRY: I heard that. 599 00:36:53,714 --> 00:36:55,174 You're not a bad driver. 600 00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:58,426 Yeah, I think Patty-Mary was quite impressed. 601 00:36:58,594 --> 00:37:00,421 Maybe we can make another airport run tomorrow 602 00:37:00,596 --> 00:37:02,257 with Mary, Kevin and Ben when they leave. 603 00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:04,140 - Sure. - Really? You mean it? 604 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,634 Yes, I mean it. 605 00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:10,015 Did I see Patty-Mary give you a telephone number? 606 00:37:10,564 --> 00:37:11,596 I'm supposed to call her 607 00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:14,562 if I ever wanna break up Mary and Ben or Kevin and Lucy. 608 00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:16,479 I don't think I'd do that if I were you. 609 00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:19,863 But, Dad, it was just an excuse for her to give me her phone number. 610 00:37:25,204 --> 00:37:29,582 How can they all be so much older when I'm not any older? 611 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:37,038 She's really a sweet woman, Ma. 612 00:37:37,216 --> 00:37:39,126 You're gonna love her. 613 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:42,759 She wants to say hello to you. 614 00:37:43,472 --> 00:37:45,762 Hello, Mrs. Kinkirk. 615 00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:49,393 Thanks for encouraging me to talk to my mom. 616 00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:51,222 And you were right. 617 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,937 My dad's always gonna be my dad. 618 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:56,979 And he's been gone a long time now, and we weren't being fair. 619 00:37:57,194 --> 00:37:59,069 That's a lot of work for one day. 620 00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:01,487 It seems you and your brother are used to hard work. 621 00:38:01,657 --> 00:38:03,318 You're maybe two of the most sensible guys 622 00:38:03,492 --> 00:38:05,236 I've ever seen my daughters out with. 623 00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:09,243 - And the oldest? - How old are you? 624 00:38:10,082 --> 00:38:13,084 - Twenty-three. - And the oldest. 625 00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:16,955 But we're happy to have you here. 626 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,089 We hope that you and Kevin will come back 627 00:38:19,258 --> 00:38:20,587 when Mary flies in again. 628 00:38:22,177 --> 00:38:24,135 Your mom sounds so excited about her date. 629 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:26,049 She had a great time. 630 00:38:26,223 --> 00:38:28,549 My heart can't take too much of that. 631 00:38:28,725 --> 00:38:31,134 Mr. Chadway's coming for dinner next Wednesday. 632 00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:34,313 I'll go tell Kevin so we can schedule something out of the house. 633 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:38,562 - You know she doesn't want us there. - Yes, she does. 634 00:38:43,073 --> 00:38:44,699 I don't think I told you this, 635 00:38:44,908 --> 00:38:47,235 but I'm sorry I didn't consult you about my new job. 636 00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:51,573 It's okay. Hey, I'm happy you have a new job. 637 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:55,160 - How's it going? - Really? You wanna know? 638 00:38:55,377 --> 00:38:57,584 Sure. We've been trying to call you all week. 639 00:38:58,630 --> 00:39:00,589 I assumed it was to tell me to come home. 640 00:39:00,799 --> 00:39:02,294 It was. 641 00:39:02,885 --> 00:39:04,546 But we're getting used to the idea. 642 00:39:04,761 --> 00:39:07,300 Did you take the job just to be near Ben? 643 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:10,589 No, I really didn't. 644 00:39:10,767 --> 00:39:12,927 It just happens to be one of the many benefits. 645 00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:15,309 What about school? 646 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,397 Oh, I can still finish my college courses. 647 00:39:17,566 --> 00:39:20,140 They have computers at the training centre, and I set it all up 648 00:39:20,319 --> 00:39:22,359 so I can do everything over the Internet. 649 00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:30,241 Give it a rest, will you? 650 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:44,421 I'm going upstairs now. Good night. 651 00:39:45,344 --> 00:39:48,511 - Good night, sir. - Coming to church with us tomorrow? 652 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,766 I'm looking forward to it. I've never been to a Protestant church. 653 00:39:54,353 --> 00:39:58,268 - What? We're Catholic. - Ix-nay on the Atholic-cay. 654 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,395 He told me earlier when we were clearing the dishes. 655 00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:02,980 Oh. 656 00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:06,606 So good night. 657 00:40:08,075 --> 00:40:09,819 LUCY: Wow. 658 00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:13,862 - Dad's really growing up. - It's about time. 659 00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:21,380 ERIC: Ruthie. 660 00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:26,543 - I don't wanna know. - Know what? 661 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:32,135 Whatever it is, I don't wanna know. I'm letting you go. You're free. 662 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:37,140 Sarah said I could take you out to the stables next week 663 00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:38,642 to ride Ed if you want. 664 00:40:38,856 --> 00:40:42,272 - Sure. - Okay. 665 00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,613 What's up, Snook? 666 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:51,072 I think Dad's taking Mom's hormone pills. 667 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:54,488 - Something definitely happened. - Yeah. 668 00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:56,039 [MATT and SARAH LAUGHING] 669 00:40:56,206 --> 00:40:58,994 The bride and groom are looking at old photo albums. 670 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:01,496 And you felt a little uncomfortable in there? 671 00:41:02,254 --> 00:41:03,286 Not really. 672 00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:05,291 It's just that I've seen Matt's baby pictures, 673 00:41:05,465 --> 00:41:06,546 and he wasn't that cute. 674 00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:09,970 Man, I hate it when Joy's out of town. 675 00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:12,886 How about some cards? 676 00:41:20,731 --> 00:41:24,599 Well, I guess it's official. They're not babies anymore. 677 00:41:24,776 --> 00:41:28,478 It's a good thing. They're supposed to grow up. 678 00:41:30,282 --> 00:41:34,945 And how is it that you came to recommend me to the Tallridges? 679 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,363 Well, I overheard them talking in the market, 680 00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:41,372 and I sort of included myself in the conversation. 681 00:41:41,585 --> 00:41:43,709 Kind of intentionally? 682 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,249 Thanks. I needed that. 683 00:41:49,468 --> 00:41:53,419 - See? This is good. - Good bed. 684 00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:55,467 Yes, it is. 685 00:41:56,850 --> 00:41:58,760 I'm gonna say good night to Matt and Sarah, 686 00:41:59,228 --> 00:42:01,138 and then I'm gonna hit the sack. 687 00:42:01,313 --> 00:42:04,932 - It's been a long day. - Yeah, I'm right behind you. 688 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,731 - I love you. - I love you. 689 00:42:07,945 --> 00:42:09,737 I love you. 690 00:42:13,242 --> 00:42:14,571 [SARAH LAUGHING] 691 00:42:14,743 --> 00:42:16,903 MATT: There's that one. 692 00:42:23,043 --> 00:42:25,879 - Just wanted to say good night. MATT: It's not even 9:00. 693 00:42:26,088 --> 00:42:28,081 And Matt was gonna show me your wedding pictures. 694 00:42:28,257 --> 00:42:30,665 Don't you wanna hang out and reminisce with us? 695 00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:32,000 Well, thanks for the offer, 696 00:42:32,177 --> 00:42:37,884 but, well, I have to say that I think I'd rather make some new memories. 697 00:42:38,684 --> 00:42:40,143 Oh, that's minister talk 698 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:42,802 for "those two can't keep their hands off each other." 699 00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:46,856 Good night. 700 00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:57,448 I was just trying to remember. 701 00:42:57,619 --> 00:42:59,079 Have I told you 702 00:42:59,246 --> 00:43:03,197 that despite all the shock and surprise of this sudden romance, 703 00:43:03,417 --> 00:43:05,707 that I'm genuinely delighted to see my son 704 00:43:05,878 --> 00:43:09,579 as much in love with his future bride as I am with my wife? 705 00:43:10,924 --> 00:43:11,957 Thanks. 706 00:43:12,134 --> 00:43:15,718 I hope you two are gonna be every bit as happy as Annie and I are. 707 00:43:18,182 --> 00:43:21,302 Oh, that's so sweet. 708 00:43:22,436 --> 00:43:24,643 Yeah, mock me. 709 00:43:26,064 --> 00:43:28,639 - I love you, son. - I love you too.