1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:16,225 Flight attendants have a lot more important things to do on a plane 2 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:17,555 than bring you nuts. 3 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,512 No, they don't. 4 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,388 I'm sorry, but the captain has put on the seat-belt sign 5 00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:26,900 indicating our final descent into Buffalo. 6 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:31,062 I know I speak for all of us serving you today when I say, 7 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,945 we really are going to miss you. 8 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:35,781 Can I get some peanuts? 9 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,907 I'm sorry. 10 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,659 We've closed up the galley. 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,247 I don't want a steak. I just want some more nuts. 12 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,373 Is there anything else I can help you with? 13 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,588 Yeah, you could get me the blanket and pillow I asked for three hours ago. 14 00:00:57,099 --> 00:01:00,599 Hey, can I help it if I'm a little high maintenance when I fly? 15 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,012 I get nervous and I need comforting things me around me 16 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,107 like a blanket or a pillow or nuts. 17 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,646 Forget about the nuts. 18 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,942 We're almost in Buffalo. 19 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,737 Why aren't you more excited? 20 00:01:12,281 --> 00:01:13,361 Don't get me wrong. 21 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,442 I'm happy to be going with you for the weekend. 22 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,528 And I'm grateful that you sprung for my ticket, 23 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,447 but it's not a vacation. 24 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:20,951 We're just going to the Colonel's 25 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,531 so you can pack and ship the stuff you left behind. 26 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:25,788 This trip is more than that. 27 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:27,456 It's a fresh start for me. 28 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,166 Fresh start? 29 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,214 Oh, no. 30 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,504 How could I be so stupid? 31 00:01:37,681 --> 00:01:41,217 You're not going back for your stuff. You're going back for Ben. 32 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,592 I'm right, aren't I? 33 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,143 This trip is about Ben. 34 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,148 The trip is partly about Ben. 35 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:51,229 And I'll bet he doesn't even know you're coming to Buffalo. 36 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:52,602 Hey, when he came to Glenoak, 37 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:54,738 I didn't know he was coming to Glenoak. 38 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,568 And when he left Glenoak, 39 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,234 he made it clear that he didn't wanna see you again. 40 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:02,746 Which is why I'm not telling him I'll be in Buffalo. 41 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:07,585 Just relax. Everything is gonna be fine. 42 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,628 I've got a plan. 43 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,335 Your plans always end badly. 44 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,418 Not this time. 45 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,503 PILOT: Yeah, we've got a little rough air up ahead 46 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,005 on our approach to Buffalo so make sure 47 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,842 you've got your seat belts fastened. 48 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,808 It's gonna be a bumpy ride all the way down. 49 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,520 Are you okay? 50 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:27,060 I'd be better if I had nuts. 51 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,501 WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]: Attention, all passengers 52 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,468 holding tickets for Flight 33. 53 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,971 Your gate has been changed to 10-B. 54 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:50,230 Passengers holding tickets for Flight 33, your gate is now 10-B. 55 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,708 How many times are we gonna watch that bag go around? 56 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,662 Until it turns into my bag. 57 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,830 The bag they apparently lost. 58 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,965 - I don't really like this airline. - So why did we fly them? 59 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,884 Well, they had a two-for-one ticket deal. 60 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,052 So my ticket didn't cost you anything? 61 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,515 Then why have I been thanking you for buying me a ticket when you didn't? 62 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,517 Because you're nice? 63 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,057 They probably didn't lose my bag. 64 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,807 My ticket, which didn't cost anything, 65 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,891 probably doesn't include luggage service. 66 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,860 You know what? 67 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:39,696 No peanuts, no blankets, the flight attendants were rude. 68 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:42,106 The ride was bumpy. They lost my bag. 69 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,406 These are signs of a doomed trip. 70 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,819 Face it, the universe knows what you're up to with Ben, 71 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,870 and the universe is not happy. 72 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,365 And for some reason, the universe is taking it out on me. 73 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,701 So come on, you know, let's just get on a plane 74 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,203 and go back home before a cab runs me over. 75 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,585 We're not going home. 76 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,549 I told you, I have a plan. 77 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:00,880 I've got things to do. 78 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,256 And people to stalk? 79 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:03,929 It's love. 80 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,218 It's a felony. 81 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,504 [SIGHS] 82 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,225 I'm not leaving till I see Ben. 83 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,101 Fine. We'll stay. 84 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:15,189 Just watch my bag while I go to the Lost Luggage Department 85 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:18,359 and beg for my suitcase back. 86 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:41,253 Robbie and I are taking the boys to the movies. Wanna come? 87 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,217 Dad's doing a premarital-counselling session 88 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:45,094 with Sarah and me at the church. 89 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:48,180 - How'd you let him talk you into that? - That's the agreement we made. 90 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,887 Marriage at Sarah's father's synagog, counselling with Dad. 91 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,136 If you do counselling, there may not be a wedding. 92 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,225 I'm well aware of how Dad feels about my impending marriage. 93 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:58,356 How do you feel about your impending marriage? 94 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,483 I don't know. I don't feel it's that big a deal. 95 00:06:00,652 --> 00:06:03,441 - You're not anxious or nervous? - What's there to be anxious about? 96 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:06,188 - You're no longer gonna be single. - That's kind of the point. 97 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,027 I'm not getting married so I can be alone. 98 00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,616 I just don't see how you can be so calm. 99 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,706 Getting married is a big transition. It's like starting your life over. 100 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,372 I'm not going into the witness relocation programme. 101 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,003 I'm just getting married. 102 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,620 Okay, but I've known a lot of guys who have gotten married, 103 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:23,005 and I have to say, if you gave them the choice today 104 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:25,465 between marriage and the witness relocation programme, 105 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:28,472 well, let's just say most of them wouldn't choose marriage. 106 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,473 Well, that's not me. I'm happy and confident 107 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:33,097 that I'm gonna be happy for the rest of my life. 108 00:06:38,690 --> 00:06:40,980 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 109 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,900 Matt and Sarah are late for their session. 110 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,660 They're not late. 111 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,401 They still have 15 minutes. They'll be there. 112 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:54,116 They have a lot of work ahead of them 113 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,868 and don't have time before the wedding. 114 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,409 - A lot of work? - Yes, a lot of work. 115 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:01,000 Remember, this is just a premarital-counselling session 116 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:03,580 like all your other premarital-counselling sessions. 117 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,460 What else would it be? 118 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,043 A convenient forum for you to hammer home your opinion 119 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:11,092 that Matt and Sarah don't know each other well enough to get married. 120 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,715 You need to keep in mind that no matter what your feelings are, 121 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:18,014 Matt and Sarah wanna get married, and they are in love with each other. 122 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,648 I'm just saying take it easy on them, okay? 123 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,945 - Will life take it easy on them? - Probably not. 124 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,981 But if you don't go easy on them, I'm going to go hard on you. 125 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,951 Goodbye. 126 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,914 I'm bored. 127 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,788 Well, Simon and Robbie are gonna take the twins to the movies. 128 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,503 You could go with them. 129 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,580 Thanks, but I've had my fill of movies 130 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,212 where animals talk, sing or solve crimes. 131 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:48,632 Well, why don't you come with Sarah and me. 132 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,463 After counselling, she's gonna pick me up 133 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,548 and show me where they want the reception. 134 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,257 I thought Matt and Sarah weren't doing any big wedding stuff. 135 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:56,810 Just a dinner in her backyard. 136 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,265 Well, Sarah changed her mind. 137 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,852 - Did she change Matt's mind too? - Well, she must have. 138 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,732 Then why isn't Matt going with you guys? 139 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:06,442 Well, guys don't always like to do wedding things. 140 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,023 Do you wanna come with us? 141 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,237 Hmm, no. 142 00:08:13,619 --> 00:08:15,328 WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]: Your attention, please. 143 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,701 Flight 457... 144 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:19,790 The airline gave a number to check the status of my bag, so we can go. 145 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,502 Great. Let's get out of here. 146 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,164 I made some phone calls and found out 147 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,496 that Ben's not gonna be at the firehouse this weekend. 148 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,544 So we'll swing by the Colonel's, and then, well, you know. 149 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:29,839 I don't. 150 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,502 Swing by the Colonel's? We're not staying at the Colonel's? 151 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,845 No, we're staying at Wilson's old apartment. 152 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,973 I'm friendly with his ex-landlady, Mrs. Corning. 153 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,970 When I told her I was coming for the weekend, 154 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,312 she offered me Wilson's old apartment. It's vacant. 155 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,562 Come on, we're big girls now. 156 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:47,059 We don't need to stay with our grandparents. 157 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,895 They know we're not staying. They're okay with that. 158 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,817 This is all part of your grand plan, right? 159 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:56,575 The grand plan that has something but not everything to do with Ben? 160 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,321 Ugh. Fine, whatever. 161 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:00,578 Where's my bag? 162 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,079 Lost, remember? 163 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,450 Not that bag. The other bag. 164 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,371 The bag I asked you to watch. 165 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,456 I couldn't have been gone more than a minute. 166 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:11,666 [SIGHS] 167 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:13,043 Had to make a phone call. 168 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:23,224 Excuse me, have you seen a small black bag? 169 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,397 - The police took it. - You're not the police? 170 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:26,771 No, I'm airport security. 171 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:29,564 Part of an interim private security team hired by the management 172 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,196 to make this airport a safer place. 173 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:34,526 That's all very informative, but really, all I care about is my bag. 174 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,613 Any bag left unattended in the terminal is confiscated and destroyed. 175 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,412 It's a matter of national security. 176 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,162 I doubt my makeup is a matter of national security, 177 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,041 so can I have my bag back, please? 178 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,995 - No. - Yes. 179 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:47,671 No. 180 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,381 Give me back my bag. 181 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,464 Ma'am, please step back. 182 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,719 You're not gonna give me my bag back, are you? 183 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,211 No, I am not. 184 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,676 Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. 185 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,393 This whole trip is doomed. 186 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:03,642 Excuse me, ma'am, but what exactly is doomed? 187 00:10:03,854 --> 00:10:08,066 The flight I was on. This airport, this baggage carousel, me, her, you. 188 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:13,818 Come on, Lucy, let's go. 189 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:17,441 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to step aside and take your shoes off. 190 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:18,781 We need to wand you. 191 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,696 Well, I might step aside, but I'm not taking anything off. 192 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:24,370 - Are you refusing to be searched? - Yes, I am. 193 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,958 As an American law-abiding citizen, I'm refusing to be searched. 194 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,744 Make a note that the suspect refused to be searched. 195 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,252 Lucy. 196 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,377 What? 197 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,428 Oh, right. 198 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,423 You know, I'm a terrorist. 199 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:39,677 Me, Lucy Camden, 200 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,972 leader of the al-Qaeda network, Glenoak division. 201 00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,676 Okay, that's it. Come with us to the security office. 202 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:45,975 I didn't do anything. 203 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,979 You threatened your flight, this airport, this baggage area. 204 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,274 You refused to submit to a routine search, 205 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,354 and you said you were a terrorist. 206 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,737 Oh, and you were rude to me. Are you with this woman? 207 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,442 If you say no, I'll kill you. 208 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,537 Ma'am, I really think things will go better for you 209 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,829 if you would stop making threats. 210 00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:09,161 Lucy, shut up. 211 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:14,881 WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]: Flight boarding calls for Flight... 212 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,921 [LAUGHS] 213 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,556 Oh, oh. 214 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,801 Before we go in there and talk to your dad, 215 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,351 I need to tell you something. 216 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,476 It's no big deal, but you should know. 217 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,054 I probably should have told you a while ago. 218 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,681 - You're pregnant. - No. 219 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,357 - I'm pregnant. - Matt. 220 00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:35,650 I want a big wedding. 221 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,814 I know we agreed to small and simple. 222 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,651 So is big a problem for you? 223 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,445 Well, is your dad still paying? 224 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:44,152 - Invite the whole town. - You're really okay with this? 225 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,780 It doesn't matter what kind we have. We're already married. 226 00:11:46,999 --> 00:11:49,288 My mom is gonna be so excited. 227 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,334 We've been planning for weeks. 228 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,711 Wait. Planning for weeks? 229 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,340 What are you doing in the hallway? 230 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,543 Come into the office so the three of us can talk. 231 00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,255 But if you've been planning for weeks, 232 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:00,840 why did you just ask my permission? 233 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,048 Didn't ask your permission. I asked your opinion. 234 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,383 Permission, opinion. Did you two start without me? 235 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,096 What's the point in asking my opinion 236 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:09,061 on something you've already decided? 237 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,640 I'm sorry. 238 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,482 I shouldn't have asked. 239 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,523 Don't use your best stuff up in the hallway. 240 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,276 Save a little for counselling. Come on. 241 00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:23,155 MATT: I don't think you should have made wedding plans with your mother 242 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:25,570 before talking to me. 243 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,158 SARAH: Okay. 244 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,453 You shouldn't have decided 245 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:31,032 that I didn't need an engagement ring before talking to me. 246 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,242 What? 247 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,164 You're not buying Sarah an engagement ring? 248 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,954 No. He said I didn't need one. 249 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,214 No, we agreed you didn't need one 250 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,212 because we were getting married so soon. 251 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,763 We thought it would be silly 252 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,597 to spend the money on an engagement ring 253 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,924 when we could better use the money towards, you know, 254 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,181 I don't know. 255 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:50,476 Let's see, food, rent, tuition, books. 256 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:51,892 Silly stuff like that. 257 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,395 No. We didn't decide anything. 258 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,227 You decided, and then you told me. 259 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,647 There was no discussion. 260 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,531 And even if there was, what did you expect me to do? 261 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,611 Argue with you until you went out and got me a ring? 262 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,196 Oh, how romantic. 263 00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,327 Now that's a story I can tell our grandchildren. 264 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,659 "Kids, gather round. 265 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,583 Let me tell you about the day that I twisted your grandfather's arm 266 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,325 until he bought me an engagement ring." 267 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:19,124 Do you honestly think I didn't want an engagement ring? 268 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,092 No, I thought you were being honest when you told me 269 00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:24,887 that you didn't want an engagement ring. 270 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,722 I didn't say that. I never said that. 271 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,592 You told me you didn't see the point in buying an engagement ring. 272 00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:31,849 There's a big difference. 273 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,892 So, what am I supposed to do now? Go out and buy you a ring? 274 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,020 No. You don't have to do anything. 275 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,644 - Fine. - Fine. 276 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,609 [SIGHS] 277 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,751 This is taking forever. 278 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,250 It's not my fault. 279 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,544 Yes, it is. 280 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,874 You shouldn't have antagonized the security people, 281 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,293 and you shouldn't have said you were a terrorist. 282 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,054 I was joking. 283 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,681 Can't anyone take a joke? 284 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,682 You can't say jokes like that in an airport. 285 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,760 They don't hear jokes, they hear threats. 286 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,646 When did you become so knowledgeable about airport security? 287 00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,809 You know whose fault this really is, don't you? 288 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,859 It's the idiot police officer who decided 289 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,401 my bag was a threat to national security. 290 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,779 Now, I'd like to meet the pea-brain moron with a badge 291 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:30,114 who decided my hairdryer and makeup were a threat to anyone. 292 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:33,123 MAN: Ah. That would be me. 293 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,172 Hi, I'm Officer Kinkirk. 294 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,752 Or as my friends call me, 295 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,510 the pea-brained moron with the badge. 296 00:14:46,345 --> 00:14:48,006 You can call me Kevin if you'd like. 297 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:51,425 Look, officer... 298 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,510 Kevin, are we allowed to leave? 299 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,522 My sister wasn't threatening anyone. She was just upset. 300 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,602 You're free to go. You both passed the security check. 301 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,567 Sorry for the inconvenience, but these days, 302 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,693 we have to take every threat seriously. 303 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,737 Even threats from beautiful girls. 304 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,778 Actually, I came up here to apologise in person about your bag. 305 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,033 But in my own defence, 306 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:15,040 it was unattended for a while, and I do have my orders. 307 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:16,708 Yeah, sure, no problem. 308 00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:19,582 I have your bag outside. 309 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,506 I got to it before it was destroyed. I was really lucky. 310 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,708 Yeah, lucky. 311 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,301 Really lucky. 312 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,432 Thank you very much. We should be going. 313 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,557 Maybe I can take you two out for dinner tonight. 314 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:35,890 Sort of an apology dinner. 315 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,856 I can bring my brother along, you know, to even things out. 316 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:42,062 I'd really like a chance to make this up to you in some way. 317 00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:46,226 I know we just met, but you can't get any safer than a police officer. 318 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,570 Thanks, but no, thanks. We have plans. 319 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,743 Excuse me. 320 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,747 We have plans? 321 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,868 Did you see him? He's gorgeous. 322 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,242 Like Brad Pitt gorgeous. 323 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:04,126 And for your information, when Brad Pitt asks you out, 324 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,007 you never have plans. 325 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:08,252 You are always free for Brad Pitt. 326 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,012 We're free. Get it? 327 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,463 Free as birds, because that is the best-looking man 328 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,309 who has flirted with me in over a year. 329 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,177 No, that is the best-looking man who has ever flirted with me. 330 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,929 So we are going to accept his gracious invitation. 331 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,941 No, I wanna see Ben. 332 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:26,607 You don't even know where Ben is. 333 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,902 And I can't go alone. You have to come with me. 334 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,989 No. 335 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,531 I don't wanna do this, but you forced my hand. 336 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,114 If you don't come with me tonight, 337 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:37,909 I'm going to call Mom and Dad and tell them all about your plan. 338 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,281 You don't know anything. 339 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,956 I know you have a plan and they know that's not good. 340 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,121 It's never good. 341 00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,794 I can't believe you'd call them. 342 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,213 Okay, I get it. He's gorgeous. 343 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:54,926 But if we have time after dinner, 344 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,759 you're coming to Ben's apartment with me. 345 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,263 Fine. 346 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,519 Where should we meet you? 347 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:15,865 You must be loving this. 348 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,739 - What? - Well, Sarah and me fighting. 349 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,574 You just wanted to get us into counselling 350 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:22,584 so you can prove we don't know each other well enough to get married. 351 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,033 You'd just love to break us up. 352 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:26,169 Technically, you never made it into counselling. 353 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:30,835 And is that how you really feel? That I just want to break you two up? 354 00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,630 Oh, come on, don't act all innocent. 355 00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:35,259 You haven't supported me from the beginning, but you should. 356 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,508 You really should, because I need you. I really do. 357 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:40,934 I mean, Sarah's father hates me. Just hates me. 358 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,013 I'm all alone and could use someone on my side, 359 00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,933 because if today is any indication, 360 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,147 the next couple months are not gonna be easy. 361 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,523 I'm on your side. 362 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,858 - Really, I wanna help. - Okay, then lend me $4,000. 363 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,908 The only reason I didn't get Sarah a ring 364 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,485 is because I couldn't afford the kind of ring she deserves. 365 00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,074 The kind of ring she expects. 366 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:04,791 We were walking past this jewellery store one night. 367 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,629 And she saw this ring in the window and I could tell she loved it. 368 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:11,380 So I went back the next day, and when the guy told me how much... 369 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,678 I guess I thought if I could convince her that she didn't want it, 370 00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:17,800 that would be better than me not being able to afford to give it to her. 371 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:19,254 So you want her to have a ring, 372 00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:22,139 she wants to have a ring, but you can't afford a ring. 373 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,390 Well, thanks for the recap. 374 00:18:24,605 --> 00:18:26,894 - You can afford a ring. - No, I can't. 375 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:28,311 I only have $300. 376 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:30,524 What kind of ring can I get for $300? 377 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,486 Oh, wait, I know. 378 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:35,407 I could get her a colour copy of the ring she wants. 379 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,408 - Come on, let's go. - Where? 380 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,576 To the jewellery store. 381 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,412 Are you gonna help me? 382 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,869 Yes, I am. 383 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,452 [HAPPY WHIMPERS] 384 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,709 Maybe I should help your mom with lunch. 385 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:56,595 Maybe you should help yourself. 386 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,093 Do you think I'm being silly about the ring? 387 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:02,302 - Yes. - Why? 388 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,558 Because you're already married for one, 389 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,434 and it's a stupid piece of jewellery for two. 390 00:19:07,606 --> 00:19:09,101 Why do you care so much about a ring? 391 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,272 You've got him. Isn't that more important? 392 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,981 See, the way I see it, 393 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,195 engagement rings are just place keepers 394 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,323 until you can put a wedding ring on. 395 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:20,153 And you've already put a wedding ring on, 396 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,202 so you don't need an engagement ring. 397 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,083 Do you wanna lose him over a ring? 398 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,408 I'm going to lose him? 399 00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:29,826 Probably not this time. 400 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:34,132 But if you keep placing more value on something instead of someone-- 401 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,462 No offence, Ruthie, but you don't understand. 402 00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:39,671 No offence, but I understand plenty. 403 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:41,306 It's a gift and a curse. 404 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:43,425 Just answer one simple question. 405 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:46,430 Which means more to you, Matt or a ring? 406 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,469 Can't I have both? 407 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,144 No. 408 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,817 I love Matt. 409 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,651 That's what I thought. 410 00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:55,978 So tell him you don't care about the ring. 411 00:19:57,281 --> 00:20:00,117 I don't care about the ring. 412 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,568 Maybe you should practise that a little. 413 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:05,195 Yeah. Heh. 414 00:20:14,173 --> 00:20:17,258 I just got the gas and the electricity turned back on. 415 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,129 The phone should be working by tonight. 416 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:23,593 Oh, I threw some stuff in here from our garage. 417 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:26,382 Oh, and I put some stuff in the refrigerator 418 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,600 to tide you over for tonight. 419 00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:32,478 - Wow, this is really nice of you. - It's nothing. 420 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,730 No, it's something. 421 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:37,769 We're only here for a couple of days and you went to so much trouble. 422 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,989 Hey, Luce, you can use the shower first. 423 00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:43,531 I have a date. 424 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:45,572 Good for you. 425 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,371 I thought we had an agreement. 426 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,036 Are you breaking that agreement? 427 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,877 Because I turned down quite a few people 428 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:54,789 that wanted this apartment. 429 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:58,001 So I don't think I could refund your deposit cheque. 430 00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,760 No, I'm taking the apartment. 431 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,962 But your sister said you were... 432 00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:05,056 Actually, no one knows what I'm really doing in Buffalo except you, 433 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,798 and I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't say anything. 434 00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:09,976 I won't tell Lucy. 435 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:12,637 But you should let your family know what you're doing. 436 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,938 And you should do it sooner rather than later. 437 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,523 This doesn't have anything to do with Ben, does it? 438 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,690 Because you should never base your life decisions 439 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,701 on whether a relationship's gonna work out. 440 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,449 No, I plan to make this my home away from home 441 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,994 whether Ben wants me back or not. 442 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:33,493 Well, in that case, welcome to the building. 443 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:44,878 Hello there. 444 00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,219 Sarah is staying for dinner. 445 00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,798 - That's great. - Where's Matt? 446 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:50,886 He's waiting for you in the living room. 447 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,032 [IN UNISON] I'm sorry. 448 00:22:11,415 --> 00:22:14,037 I thought about everything, and I don't need an engagement ring. 449 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:16,915 And we can stick to our original plans and have a small wedding. 450 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,626 I have you. I don't need anything else. 451 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,080 I thought about everything too. 452 00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,002 And if you want a big wedding, that's fine. 453 00:22:23,177 --> 00:22:25,051 I want you to be happy. 454 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:28,964 Look, and about the ring-- 455 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,263 I don't need one. Really. 456 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,558 I thought I did, and then I talked to Ruthie. 457 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,603 Are you sure she's just 11? 458 00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:37,608 [GASPS] 459 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,856 What's this? 460 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,646 What did you do? 461 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,159 He bought her an engagement ring? 462 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:49,650 Mm-hm. 463 00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:55,240 You bought me an engagement ring? 464 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,663 [GIGGLES] 465 00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:03,336 - You didn't give him money, did you? - We don't have any money. 466 00:23:03,509 --> 00:23:05,419 Matt can't afford to buy a ring on his own. 467 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,425 You can't afford this. 468 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,680 - Yes, I can. - No, you can't. 469 00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,304 It only cost $200. 470 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,186 Excuse me? 471 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,187 What did you say? 472 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,025 What did you say? 473 00:23:21,777 --> 00:23:23,735 The ring's... 474 00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,520 - A fake? - No. 475 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:27,814 It's gemette. 476 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:31,450 A perfectly simulated diamond-like substance. 477 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:35,158 When's dinner? 478 00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,251 - I-- - Maybe it's not too late. 479 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:39,210 Maybe you can stop Matt from-- 480 00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:41,087 Sarah, please stop. It's gemette. 481 00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:42,536 It's gemette. 482 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,549 I can't believe you bought me a fake ring. 483 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,467 How could you? It's so fake, and cheap. 484 00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:48,759 And if not getting me a ring weren't bad enough. 485 00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:52,216 Just leave me alone, okay. Leave me alone. 486 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,802 Oh, hey, thanks, Dad. She loved the ring. 487 00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:01,766 I'm guessing dinner's gonna be a little late tonight? 488 00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:04,735 Just a little. 489 00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:08,395 [CHATTERING] 490 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,899 [SIGHS] 491 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:12,156 He's late, let's go. 492 00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,365 He's not late, we're early. And we're not going anywhere. 493 00:24:20,586 --> 00:24:22,129 You look great. 494 00:24:23,881 --> 00:24:26,836 - You look nice too. - Thanks. 495 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:29,583 My brother should be here any minute. We came in separate cars. 496 00:24:31,972 --> 00:24:33,348 Oh, there he is. 497 00:24:34,183 --> 00:24:35,678 So this is my brother, Ben. 498 00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:37,222 Ben, this is Lucy and her sister. 499 00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:41,270 I'm sorry, I don't remember your name. 500 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:42,562 It's Mary. 501 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,770 - How do you know--? - Oh, we've already met. 502 00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:06,370 Okay, what are you doing here? 503 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,043 We should get back to the table. 504 00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:10,382 Forget the table. Tell me why you're here. 505 00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:13,086 Lucy made me come. I think she really likes your brother. 506 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,631 No, not what are you doing at this restaurant. 507 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,351 What are you doing in Buffalo? 508 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:22,183 I told you when I was back in Glenoak that you and I don't have a future. 509 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:23,941 You're not mature enough. 510 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,860 You don't know what you want out of life, let alone a relationship. 511 00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:29,566 - And you're still hung up on Wilson. - I'm over him. 512 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,987 - Well, what about Robbie? - I'm over him too. 513 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:34,447 And now I know what I want out of life. 514 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:36,534 Well, you can't have me. 515 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,027 [SCOFFS] 516 00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:41,791 Just try and tell me that you came back to Buffalo 517 00:25:41,959 --> 00:25:43,418 for something other than me. 518 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:46,963 I'm moving back to Buffalo for something other than you. 519 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,629 - You're moving here? - Sort of. 520 00:25:49,842 --> 00:25:51,218 And it has nothing to do with me? 521 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:53,756 Good. 522 00:25:53,929 --> 00:25:56,053 Because I have a girlfriend. 523 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,224 Sarah would only talk to me long enough to tell me 524 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,061 that she doesn't want to talk to me. 525 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:10,899 Oh, and she won't go home, because if she goes home upset, 526 00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,646 her father will ask why, and she doesn't wanna tell she's upset 527 00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:15,782 because I gave her a fake engagement ring. 528 00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:18,443 Did I thank you for helping me today? 529 00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:22,165 I mean, her father hates me enough just because I'm not Jewish. 530 00:26:22,332 --> 00:26:24,871 Now he can hate me because I'm cheap too. I can hear him now. 531 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:28,912 "Where's that cheap Christian loser who wants to marry my daughter?" 532 00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:33,924 I really thought it was the feeling that counted, not the cost. 533 00:26:34,136 --> 00:26:35,299 Yes, but I think her thinking 534 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:38,472 is that the feeling that goes with the fake ring is fake. 535 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:42,935 Well, we have to do something. 536 00:26:43,854 --> 00:26:46,310 Well, I guess since I got him into this, 537 00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:50,017 I could sell some blood so we could loan him some money 538 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:53,065 so he could get Sarah another ring, a real ring. 539 00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:55,991 But this time, you better help him pick it out. 540 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,616 You're right, we should help him get Sarah another ring. 541 00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:04,035 And I'm going to pick it out. 542 00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:07,498 I know just the right ring. 543 00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:13,542 Now what's the problem? 544 00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:16,256 The ring he gave me is fake. 545 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:17,627 So is the engagement. 546 00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:20,848 It looks real. Are you sure it's fake? 547 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:24,551 - It's pretty, though. - It is nice looking. 548 00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:30,983 So if you didn't know it was fake, would you like it? 549 00:27:33,028 --> 00:27:35,816 - Why would you like it? - You ask a lot of questions. 550 00:27:35,989 --> 00:27:37,070 Yes, I do. 551 00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:41,988 Well, if it wasn't a fake, then the sentiment would be real. 552 00:27:42,204 --> 00:27:43,996 How do you know the sentiment isn't real? 553 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,449 Has it ever occurred to you that Matt just might be bad 554 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:49,034 at giving things to girls? Because he is, you know. 555 00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:51,964 He got it from my dad. They're both lousy gift-givers. 556 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:55,002 Once, my dad gave my mom a vacuum for her birthday. 557 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,552 A vacuum. 558 00:27:57,302 --> 00:28:00,221 But it isn't a gift. It's an engagement ring. 559 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:02,341 Yes, but you still have to go into a store 560 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:05,684 and pick it out and pay for it, so it falls into the gift category. 561 00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:08,517 But an engagement ring should be... 562 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:11,104 Engagement. And that brings me to my other point. 563 00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:12,900 A point I thought I already made. 564 00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:16,153 A point that I've already pointed out several times today. 565 00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:17,651 You two are already married. 566 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:19,152 You've got him. 567 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:22,243 He's yours and you're his. And he's real. 568 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,239 So who cares about what's on your finger? 569 00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:27,161 Have you got it this time? 570 00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:30,002 Because I'm getting a little tired of telling you the same thing 571 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:31,249 over and over again. 572 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:32,749 [HAPPY WHIMPERS] 573 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:34,915 - I got it. - Good. 574 00:28:40,554 --> 00:28:42,346 You bought her a fake ring? 575 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:43,844 You bought her a fake ring? 576 00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:45,221 It's not fake, it's gemette, 577 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:48,061 a perfectly simulated, diamond-like substance. 578 00:28:50,314 --> 00:28:53,399 Okay, it's a fake, but a very tasteful fake. 579 00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:56,183 I told you this was gonna be a tough transition for you. 580 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,272 He told you it was gonna be a tough transition. 581 00:28:58,447 --> 00:28:59,610 What are you, his parrot? 582 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:01,651 You really need to accept that getting married 583 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,237 is gonna be harder than you think. 584 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:06,246 You're getting tripped up because you think this whole marriage thing 585 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,493 is not a big deal. 586 00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:10,750 Well, let me be the first to tell you it's a big deal. 587 00:29:10,918 --> 00:29:11,998 It's a very big deal. 588 00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:13,878 Why am I even listening to the two of you? 589 00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:15,589 What makes you guys such experts? 590 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:18,544 Oh, you know it must be the many marriages you've both been through. 591 00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:20,212 Seriously, what do either of you know? 592 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:24,883 I know not to give the woman I love, my fiancée, a fake engagement ring. 593 00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:27,181 - That I know. - I know that too. 594 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:30,184 I'm going for a walk. 595 00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:37,313 Did you ever shoot anybody? 596 00:29:37,486 --> 00:29:38,566 No. 597 00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:40,612 Do you wanna shoot at somebody? 598 00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:41,861 No. 599 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:44,026 So why'd you become a police officer? 600 00:29:44,243 --> 00:29:45,406 We're a public service family 601 00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:47,405 and I didn't wanna be a fireman like our dad. 602 00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:48,659 That's Ben's thing. 603 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,242 So I took the police exam, got in 604 00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:53,702 and, well, even with airport duty, I love it. 605 00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:56,834 Can I get the cheque? 606 00:29:57,339 --> 00:29:58,668 We haven't even had dessert. 607 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,042 Did you know that Mary was gonna be a police officer? 608 00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:04,505 And then she gave firefighting a shot, and now-- 609 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,172 I'm sorry, um, what's your career this week? 610 00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:09,515 Mary and I go to college together in Glenoak. 611 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:12,053 What I do in my life is really none of your business. 612 00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:15,807 You know, it's great to finally meet you, Mary. 613 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:17,312 Ben talks about you all the time. 614 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:20,652 It's "Mary this," and "Mary that" and "Mary has the most beautiful--" 615 00:30:20,863 --> 00:30:22,655 Ben talks about me all the time? 616 00:30:22,865 --> 00:30:24,490 Well, maybe just-- 617 00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:26,237 He talks about you all the time. 618 00:30:28,036 --> 00:30:29,235 Talking about me all the time 619 00:30:29,413 --> 00:30:31,703 must make Ben's girlfriend very uncomfortable. 620 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,956 Ben doesn't have a girlfriend. 621 00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:37,421 Quit looking at me. You don't have a girlfriend. 622 00:30:38,422 --> 00:30:41,210 So I lied about having a girlfriend. 623 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:44,136 I did it because I didn't want you to think you and I had a chance, 624 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:46,012 because we don't. 625 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:49,012 Whatever chance we had, you blew when I was in Glenoak. 626 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:55,845 I know you still care about me. 627 00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:58,682 The way you looked at me in my parents' living room. 628 00:30:58,859 --> 00:31:01,814 The way you held my hand. You care. 629 00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:06,235 You still care. You're just too stubborn to admit it. 630 00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,736 Is it because when you came to see me, 631 00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:12,494 I made the huge mistake of not being over Wilson? 632 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:15,501 A man that I dated on and off for almost four years? 633 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,708 A man I almost married? 634 00:31:17,878 --> 00:31:21,579 I told you that I take my relationships very seriously. 635 00:31:21,757 --> 00:31:23,549 You don't seem to be serious about anything. 636 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:25,343 You're just scared. 637 00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:27,421 You're afraid that I could hurt you. 638 00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,265 And I could. And you could hurt me. 639 00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:32,093 But maybe this time, we both get it right 640 00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:34,557 and nobody gets hurt. 641 00:31:35,771 --> 00:31:40,149 Maybe we'll both end up in the kind of relationship that we want. 642 00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:43,233 The kind of relationship we deserve. 643 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:47,733 So, what do you say? 644 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:57,953 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 645 00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:01,920 Well, as much as I like you, I'm not gonna wait around 646 00:32:02,089 --> 00:32:05,506 while you decide if you have the guts to start over with a new girlfriend. 647 00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:09,840 Luce, I'm gonna take a cab, and I'll meet you at the apartment. 648 00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:12,636 I'm sure Kevin can give you a ride back. 649 00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:15,970 - No. - No, you stay. 650 00:32:16,144 --> 00:32:18,185 Don't ruin your night. 651 00:32:18,981 --> 00:32:20,606 My night's already ruined. 652 00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:23,481 Thanks for dinner. 653 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:27,690 Bye, Ben. 654 00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:30,573 Have a nice life. 655 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:39,373 Don't be a fool, man. Don't let her get away. 656 00:32:40,002 --> 00:32:42,707 Take a chance. You know you love her. 657 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:54,343 Boy, I hope everything works out with them. 658 00:32:54,558 --> 00:32:56,350 I hope everything works out for us. 659 00:32:57,561 --> 00:33:00,183 I have a very good feeling about us. 660 00:33:04,818 --> 00:33:05,982 Cheque, please. 661 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,537 You're right. 662 00:33:21,877 --> 00:33:22,993 I'm scared. 663 00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:25,620 I've only ever had one serious relationship in my life 664 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:27,459 and it took me so long to get over her. 665 00:33:27,633 --> 00:33:28,713 I just didn't... 666 00:33:30,552 --> 00:33:32,961 Please, I'm sorry. 667 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:35,013 Don't go. 668 00:33:35,891 --> 00:33:38,098 I'm being a jerk, and I want you to stay. 669 00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:56,655 Sit. 670 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,536 [BOTH SIGH] 671 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,254 I just don't understand how things got so screwed up. 672 00:34:05,462 --> 00:34:07,255 - Honesty. - What? 673 00:34:07,422 --> 00:34:12,465 The key ingredient to any successful marriage is honesty. 674 00:34:12,636 --> 00:34:16,006 And if you and Sarah are gonna work this out, 675 00:34:16,181 --> 00:34:19,682 you both have to start being honest with one another. 676 00:34:19,852 --> 00:34:22,972 Honest about what you want and what you don't want. 677 00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:27,062 From your marriage, from your lives, from each other. 678 00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:31,025 And you can't be honest with someone if you're not communicating. 679 00:34:31,196 --> 00:34:34,483 You know, talking and listening. 680 00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:38,117 Listening even when no one is saying anything. 681 00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:42,285 Like when someone says that they don't want an engagement ring 682 00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:44,416 but you know in your heart that they really do. 683 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,086 Exactly. 684 00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:50,754 Try talking with this. 685 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,968 It was my grandmother's engagement ring. 686 00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:58,847 And then she gave it to my mother. 687 00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:01,590 And just before my mother passed away, 688 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:02,849 she gave it to me. 689 00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:06,853 And now, I'm giving it to you to give to Sarah. 690 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,641 I don't know what to say. 691 00:35:09,860 --> 00:35:11,688 Sarah's not looking for a piece of jewellery. 692 00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:16,074 She's looking for a memory that will last a lifetime. 693 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:18,034 And I think it might help her 694 00:35:18,202 --> 00:35:22,865 if the memory has a real ring attached to it. 695 00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:25,289 But, Mom, are you sure you want me to have this? 696 00:35:25,459 --> 00:35:26,871 I mean, Sarah to have this? 697 00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:29,126 - Do you love her? - With all my heart. 698 00:35:29,338 --> 00:35:31,296 Then I'm sure I want you both to have it. 699 00:35:54,238 --> 00:35:57,358 Okay, let's do this one more time. 700 00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:03,114 Sarah, I'm asking you again. 701 00:36:05,374 --> 00:36:06,620 Will you marry me? 702 00:36:10,587 --> 00:36:12,415 Yes. 703 00:36:12,589 --> 00:36:14,916 But I'm keeping the ring you already gave me. 704 00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:18,966 Wait, but this ring is real. This is my grandmother's ring. 705 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:21,297 My mom wants you to have it. I want you to have it. 706 00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:22,927 Okay. I'll keep it. 707 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:25,224 But the ring I'm going to wear as my engagement ring 708 00:36:25,394 --> 00:36:27,103 is the one you gave me. 709 00:36:27,271 --> 00:36:29,181 But our grandchildren? 710 00:36:29,398 --> 00:36:32,934 I'm gonna tell our grandchildren that I love their grandfather very much. 711 00:36:33,110 --> 00:36:34,356 And that when he had no money, 712 00:36:34,528 --> 00:36:36,356 he went out and he bought me a beautiful ring 713 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:39,283 that I haven't taken off since the day he put it on my finger. 714 00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:41,734 Oh, that's sweet. 715 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:45,327 But this is my grandmother's ring. My grandmother's ring. 716 00:36:46,081 --> 00:36:47,707 Good point. 717 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:48,990 Give me the ring. 718 00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:52,332 [SARAH LAUGHS] 719 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,928 So, uh, what do you wanna do about the wedding? 720 00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:09,269 How about we go back to small and simple? 721 00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:10,719 Just family. 722 00:37:10,939 --> 00:37:12,055 Whatever you want. 723 00:37:12,274 --> 00:37:13,935 But just so you know, I have a big family. 724 00:37:14,151 --> 00:37:15,895 - How big? - Two hundred. 725 00:37:16,069 --> 00:37:17,185 Give or take 20. 726 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:23,994 Wow. Two hundred people? 727 00:37:24,161 --> 00:37:28,207 When Joy and I get married, psh, we're eloping. 728 00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:31,039 I wonder if I'll ever get married. 729 00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:33,084 Nope. You'll never marry. 730 00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:35,626 And then you'll die alone. Very sad. 731 00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:38,420 You, I feel, will marry many times. 732 00:37:38,592 --> 00:37:40,218 Good luck. 733 00:37:43,597 --> 00:37:45,756 [BOTH LAUGH] 734 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:48,679 Nice. 735 00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:52,436 Now that was a nice ending to a not-so-great day. 736 00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:54,232 Thanks. 737 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:58,311 My mom would have wanted Matt to have that ring. 738 00:37:58,487 --> 00:38:03,825 So he's really gonna to do this? He's really going to get married? 739 00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:07,407 Are you finally onboard with this wedding? 740 00:38:07,579 --> 00:38:08,956 - Do I have a choice? - No. 741 00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:11,282 Then mazeltov. I'm onboard. 742 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:13,701 I couldn't be happier. 743 00:38:15,629 --> 00:38:17,836 So that's why you came back to Buffalo? 744 00:38:18,006 --> 00:38:21,293 I finally know what I wanna do with my life, and it feels great. 745 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:26,178 Well, I really thought you came back to Buffalo just for me. 746 00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:29,635 Well, I had a choice of several cities for a base. 747 00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:31,270 But I chose Buffalo. 748 00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:35,721 I chose you hoping you might choose me too. 749 00:38:35,941 --> 00:38:37,222 But let's take it slow, okay? 750 00:38:37,401 --> 00:38:39,809 Neither one of us is really ready to rush into anything. 751 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:43,490 I'll take it as slow as you want. 752 00:38:48,036 --> 00:38:50,873 Or as fast as you want. 753 00:38:52,165 --> 00:38:53,577 Are you trying to seduce me? 754 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:55,371 I'm just trying to kiss you. 755 00:38:55,586 --> 00:38:57,378 Why didn't you say so? 756 00:38:57,588 --> 00:38:59,961 Well, I thought I just did. 757 00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:12,310 Maybe we should take it a little faster than slow. 758 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:14,893 Medium it is. 759 00:39:18,108 --> 00:39:20,149 I wonder where Lucy is. It's late. 760 00:39:20,944 --> 00:39:22,689 My brother's totally trustworthy. 761 00:39:22,905 --> 00:39:26,191 Heh. I'm not worried about Lucy, I'm worried about Kevin. 762 00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:30,116 When Lucy likes someone, she can be a tad intense. 763 00:39:30,662 --> 00:39:32,407 Do you want me to wait until she gets home? 764 00:39:32,873 --> 00:39:34,202 No, I'll be okay. 765 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,574 In that case, I better get going. 766 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:51,171 I'll call you in the morning. 767 00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:53,184 Medium, remember? 768 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:55,221 I'll call you in the afternoon. 769 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,730 [CLEARS THROAT] 770 00:40:04,613 --> 00:40:06,073 [CLEARS THROAT] 771 00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:10,864 Kevin. 772 00:40:13,664 --> 00:40:15,242 Hi. 773 00:40:15,749 --> 00:40:17,707 Come on, Kev, let's go. 774 00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:20,541 I had a great time. 775 00:40:20,712 --> 00:40:21,994 We can all see that. 776 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:23,454 Come on, say good night. 777 00:40:23,632 --> 00:40:25,092 - Good night. - Good night. 778 00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:33,891 Did you know Lucy was going to be a minister? 779 00:40:34,476 --> 00:40:35,592 [SIGHS] 780 00:40:35,769 --> 00:40:37,478 Man, I love Buffalo. 781 00:40:37,646 --> 00:40:40,849 This is a fun town. Ha, ha. 782 00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:51,275 If you don't hurry up, we're gonna miss our flight. 783 00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:53,077 And thank you. 784 00:40:53,287 --> 00:40:55,909 - Thanks for what? - For bringing me here. 785 00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:57,832 I'm glad you had a good time with Kevin. 786 00:40:58,041 --> 00:41:00,533 We're gonna keep in touch, and he's gonna come to Glenoak 787 00:41:00,711 --> 00:41:02,669 when he gets some vacation time. 788 00:41:05,174 --> 00:41:06,585 Luce, I'm not going back. 789 00:41:08,927 --> 00:41:11,419 Really. I'm staying here in Buffalo. 790 00:41:13,515 --> 00:41:16,470 I know you like Ben, but you can't just camp out in Buffalo 791 00:41:16,643 --> 00:41:17,889 and hope that things work out. 792 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,438 I mean, you have to go home. 793 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:23,182 I'm not in Buffalo for Ben. I'm here for me. 794 00:41:23,358 --> 00:41:25,518 I'm gonna be a flight attendant for JetBlue Airlines. 795 00:41:25,694 --> 00:41:27,070 I start my training tomorrow. 796 00:41:27,279 --> 00:41:30,447 That's your plan? A flight attendant? 797 00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:33,232 - But school? - I'm gonna finish school. 798 00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:34,490 Once I finish my training, 799 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:37,948 I can fly out to Glenoak anytime I want, and I can still do classes with you. 800 00:41:38,165 --> 00:41:39,281 Are you serious? 801 00:41:39,499 --> 00:41:41,078 Yeah. 802 00:41:41,251 --> 00:41:43,245 I want to do this. 803 00:41:43,420 --> 00:41:47,633 I thought about it a lot and it just feels right. 804 00:41:51,553 --> 00:41:52,633 Don't get me wrong. 805 00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:55,510 I'm scared to start something new again. 806 00:41:56,183 --> 00:41:58,093 But I think this time, it's all gonna work out. 807 00:42:02,523 --> 00:42:03,722 But what about Mom and Dad? 808 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,560 That's where I have to ask you just a little favour. 809 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,568 [SCOFFS] 810 00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,571 WOMAN [OVER SPEAKER]: Arriving passenger... 811 00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:18,655 GUARD: Raise your arms please, sir. 812 00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:21,989 Passengers... 813 00:42:29,258 --> 00:42:30,504 - Oh. - Oh. 814 00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:34,630 Okay, let's get this over with. 815 00:42:37,015 --> 00:42:38,427 [GIGGLING] 816 00:42:40,602 --> 00:42:43,059 ANNIE: Hello, baby. 817 00:42:43,438 --> 00:42:44,768 Oh. 818 00:42:46,316 --> 00:42:48,061 So did you and Mary have a good time? 819 00:42:48,277 --> 00:42:49,986 Yeah. 820 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:52,313 - Where is Mary? - Buffalo. 821 00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:53,611 Did she miss the flight? 822 00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,361 No. She's staying. 823 00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:57,195 She rented Wilson's old apartment. 824 00:42:57,411 --> 00:42:59,120 What? 825 00:43:00,414 --> 00:43:03,202 Mary's gonna be a flight attendant for JetBlue Airlines. 826 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:06,582 That's it? No note, no nothing? 827 00:43:06,753 --> 00:43:08,961 She's just not coming back? 828 00:43:09,131 --> 00:43:10,756 You're joking. 829 00:43:11,717 --> 00:43:12,963 You're not joking. 830 00:43:13,177 --> 00:43:14,506 No. I'm not joking. 831 00:43:14,678 --> 00:43:17,170 She'll be flying back and forth between here and Buffalo. 832 00:43:17,347 --> 00:43:20,349 Um, so she'll be back, but then she'll have to leave again. 833 00:43:22,436 --> 00:43:25,722 Did I mention I met this really cute guy? 834 00:43:25,939 --> 00:43:27,103 No. 835 00:43:27,316 --> 00:43:29,108 No? Well, I did. 836 00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:31,483 He's great. He's a cop, he's cute. 837 00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:32,734 He's Ben's brother. 838 00:43:32,905 --> 00:43:35,064 You know, Mary's firefighter, Ben. 839 00:43:37,075 --> 00:43:39,152 Okay, well, let's get down to baggage claim. 840 00:43:39,328 --> 00:43:41,535 I'm feeling lucky.