1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,421 --> 00:00:05,453 BOY 1: Hey, Morris. 2 00:00:05,631 --> 00:00:07,624 BOY 2: All right, man. BOY 3: What's up, man? 3 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:09,343 BOY 4: Morris. Hey. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,550 How do you do that? 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:14,046 - Do what? - Be so popular. 6 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,015 Everybody knows you. Everybody likes you. 7 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,011 You hang out with the coolest kids in school. 8 00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,511 Face it, man, if this school had a king, you'd be it. 9 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:24,638 Well, you-- Hey, people know you too. 10 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,976 People know me as some school do-gooder. 11 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:31,815 - Saint Simon, son of a minister. - Maybe, but that could be cool too. 12 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,150 I mean, you're always doing the right thing, 13 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:37,079 even if it doesn't make you the most popular guy. 14 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:39,038 And doing what's right counts for something. 15 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,158 Yeah, it counts for me having no fun this year. 16 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,793 I'm tired of doing the right thing. 17 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,246 I want people to like me because I'm wild and crazy and fun. 18 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,042 You know, not because I'm good. 19 00:00:48,257 --> 00:00:50,749 I wanna hang out with your friends. Your friends are the best. 20 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,634 - You don't even know my friends. - They're popular and they have fun. 21 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,514 What else do I need to know? 22 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,005 You hear the news? 23 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,892 My parents took off for the weekend. 24 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,520 - Which means...? - Party. 25 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,971 - Everybody party. TOM: Oh, yeah 26 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,349 I already lined up the women. It's gonna be a blowout. 27 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:09,099 - So are you in? - Oh, I'm so in, I'm already there. 28 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:10,894 Yeah, I'm in too. 29 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,234 Tom, Mike, you know Simon. 30 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,734 Simon Camden. 31 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:20,615 You're that minister's kid. 32 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,075 My dad's a minister, yeah. 33 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,285 I don't think you'd feel comfortable at my party. 34 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,371 It's not gonna be a religious affair. 35 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,498 My dad's the minister, not me. 36 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,505 So you wanna come to my party, huh? 37 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,129 Okay. Okay, fine. Come. 38 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,975 Great. I'll get the address from Morris. 39 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:41,970 I better get going, I don't wanna miss my bus. 40 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,189 I can miss my bus. 41 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:48,770 - We're out of here. - Yeah. 42 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,443 I'll see you guys later. 43 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,905 I'll call you later. 44 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:56,742 Right. I'll see you tonight. 45 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,236 What are you doing? 46 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,205 He wants to come to the party, let him come. 47 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,622 Simon Camden's not ready for one of your parties. 48 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,920 Yeah, that's why it will be fun to have him there. 49 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,133 ANNIE: No, no, no. 50 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:49,395 - You can't be serious. - Oh, I'm serious. 51 00:03:49,605 --> 00:03:51,894 You don't know this boy, Mike, I don't know his parents, 52 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,522 and you said everyone at the party is going to be a senior. 53 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:56,022 The answer is no. 54 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,609 Oh, come on, Mom. Not everybody is gonna be a senior. 55 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,982 And if I go, I'll get to know Mike and his friends. 56 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,155 I desperately wanna know Mike and I want him and his friends to know me. 57 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,202 I want them to like me. Can you understand? 58 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,160 Since when do you desperately want someone to like you? 59 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,119 Did you ever go to high school? 60 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:14,669 If you did, you'd know that high school is about getting people to like you, 61 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,381 and finding a group and fitting in. 62 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,797 Then find another group, a group your own age. 63 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,836 - Because the answer is no. - Thanks for ruining my life. 64 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,184 MARY: Come on, Luce, why are you so upset? 65 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:31,222 Luce? 66 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,145 Stop. Let's talk about it. 67 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:35,772 What's going on? 68 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,521 Lucy is a little upset with me. 69 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,364 No, I'm a lot upset with her. 70 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:45,819 - Mary and I enrolled in school today. - Is this true? 71 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:49,744 We have the same classes, all the same classes. 72 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:54,459 What did you do, dig through my stuff, find my class schedule and copy it? 73 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,876 Unbelievable. 74 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,420 Luce, maybe you're getting upset over nothing. 75 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,087 You and Mary are both freshmen 76 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,546 and freshman usually take the same classes, right? 77 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,347 The Sacred Quest? 78 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:10,015 Mary is taking a class, my class, The Sacred Quest. 79 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,561 It's an exploration into the spiritual roots of each student's life 80 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,187 in the context of various religious traditions. 81 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:19,111 - The professor's a total babe. - Mom, tell her she can't do this. 82 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,064 Tell her she cannot hijack my life. 83 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,730 She has to live her own life. She has to take her own classes. 84 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,364 I really think the two of you should work this out. 85 00:05:26,577 --> 00:05:29,069 Oh, way to wimp out on me. Thanks. 86 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,328 You are not going out with me and my friends. 87 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,749 - They invited me. - No. You invited yourself. 88 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,413 Jill and Barb are my friends. 89 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,414 Take your own classes, make your own friends. 90 00:05:38,589 --> 00:05:40,666 But I like your classes and your friends. 91 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,751 I need nice people to hang out with. 92 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,086 I don't wanna get mixed up with the wrong crowd again. 93 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,849 Maybe you can take Mary with you tonight just this once. 94 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,226 LUCY: Ugh! 95 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:01,059 Hi, miss Kitty. I'm gonna take a few upstairs to hold me over. 96 00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:03,780 What are you doing? 97 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,274 I'm deciding if I wanna see my future or not. 98 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:10,111 I got back letters from two of the medical schools I applied to. 99 00:06:10,329 --> 00:06:12,038 Oh, is that all? 100 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:16,450 Well, these letters are from Columbia University and NYU. 101 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:19,296 The two schools I really wanna go to. 102 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,753 They're also two of the toughest schools to get into, 103 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,131 and if they accept me, well, that means-- 104 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,425 They like you? They really, really like you? 105 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:29,555 I mean, if I don't get in to Columbia or NYU, 106 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,970 - I'm not sure I wanna be a doctor. - That's crazy. 107 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:37,097 - Crazy maybe, but it's how I feel. - Open the envelopes. 108 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,396 Come on, let's find out if you're gonna be a doctor. 109 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:42,065 No, I opened them. 110 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,988 I just can't make myself read the letters. 111 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,277 I'll do it for you. 112 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,220 I'm not sure you're ready for what's in these envelopes. 113 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:16,056 When I think you're ready, I'll give them to you. 114 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,016 - I'll help you with that. - Did Simon talk to you? 115 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,937 ERIC: Mm-hm. - Is he still upset? 116 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,685 - He was upset? - Oh, extremely upset. 117 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:27,944 Didn't Simon tell you 118 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:32,160 that I told him he couldn't go to this senior party he wants to go to? 119 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:35,365 - Oops. - "Oops," what? 120 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:40,118 Well, I didn't know you said no and I said yes. 121 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,667 Go upstairs, tell Simon you talked to me, nice try, 122 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:46,124 - but the answer's still no. - Yeah. 123 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,257 Why aren't you going? 124 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:52,845 Okay, he shouldn't have come to me after you'd already said no 125 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:55,851 but maybe you shouldn't have said no. 126 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:00,228 Your forehead's not hot, but that has to be the fever talking. 127 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:03,099 Come on, it's just a party. He just wants to make friends. 128 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,901 No. 129 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:08,022 We have to let Simon grow up some time. 130 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:10,819 Yes, but not tonight. 131 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,819 You know, he'll be with his friend Morris, 132 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,654 and he's older, he'll look after Simon. 133 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,908 We don't know Morris. 134 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,654 Well, that's why I told Simon that we have to meet Morris 135 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,493 - before they go out. - No. 136 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,663 Oh, I get it. 137 00:08:23,879 --> 00:08:26,881 This is you wishing you had whooped it up more in high school and college. 138 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:29,457 And this is about you wishing you'd whooped it up less 139 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:30,964 in high school and college. 140 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,924 Fine, if you want him to go, he can go. 141 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,967 But if the police bring him back home 142 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:39,179 after he's been out vandalising the school gym with his new "friends," 143 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,978 don't come crying to me about it. 144 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:44,812 Okay. 145 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,900 Oh, come on, don't do this to me. 146 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,312 I had to beg my parents to let me go to this party. 147 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,235 Yeah, but I don't think you're ready for this kind of party. 148 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,695 What are you talking about? 149 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,578 These guys are wild and so are the people that hang out with them. 150 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,581 - And they drink, they smoke, they-- - I'm not as innocent as I seem. 151 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,872 I can be around people who are smoking and drinking. 152 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:05,083 I am ready for this, so do me a favour, don't hold me back. 153 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:08,042 This is my chance to be a part of your very cool group of friends. 154 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:14,464 - Fine. Let me give you the address. - There is just one more thing. 155 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,632 My dad will only let me go if you take me 156 00:09:16,849 --> 00:09:19,518 and if you come by the house and meet him and my mom before we go. 157 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,394 When did we start dating? 158 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,680 Oh, please just help me out this once. 159 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:26,682 Okay. But you owe me. 160 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,894 You get me into this party, I'll owe you for life. 161 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:41,540 - How much did you hear? - Smoking and drinking? 162 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:44,246 You're only in 10th grade, Simon. You cannot go to this party. 163 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,581 I'm not gonna smoke or drink. 164 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,995 Let me tell you something about saying no 165 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:50,711 when everyone is saying yes: It's almost impossible. 166 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,048 You gonna tell Mom and Dad about what you overheard? 167 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,342 No, but I wish you'd change your mind. 168 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:58,176 No way. I'm going and I'm gonna have a good time. 169 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,355 - You are not coming with me. - Yes, I am. 170 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,728 - You're not coming with me. - Yes, I am. 171 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,661 Okay, give me my letters back. 172 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,531 - No. - Yes. 173 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,202 You're not ready. 174 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:25,207 - So you're saying I didn't get in? - No. 175 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,541 - So you're saying I did get in? - No. 176 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,868 What are you saying? 177 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,128 That you're not ready for those envelopes. 178 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,087 Trust me, you'll thank me for this later. 179 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,260 - So you're going to the party? - Would you stop worrying? 180 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:44,893 Remember, I was raised by Eric and Annie Camden, 181 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:46,937 the uber-parents of Glenoak. 182 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,265 I know right from wrong. I'm gonna be fine. 183 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,690 Mary was raised by our uber-parents too. 184 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,777 I'm not Mary. 185 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,453 Great, you've met Morris. Let's go. I'll be home by curfew. 186 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:11,000 Before you and Simon go to this party tonight, 187 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,797 I need to know what your intentions are. 188 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,259 - Intentions? ANNIE: Yes. 189 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:18,006 Do you intend to drink? Do you intend to smoke? 190 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:20,677 Do you intend to partake in any illegal activity? 191 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,349 Do you intend to watch over my son 192 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,675 and make sure no harm comes to him? 193 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,059 Do you intend to have him home before his curfew? 194 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,395 Hey, I'm just giving him a ride. 195 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,181 No, you're not just giving him a ride. You're in charge of him. 196 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:35,194 Come on, Dad, help me out here. 197 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,647 No, Simon. No more help from your father. 198 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:41,109 I didn't want you to go to this party, but I'm going to let you go. 199 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,243 But only if your friend Morris tells me 200 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:45,655 that he's going to watch out for you tonight. 201 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:48,204 Sure, whatever. I'll keep an eye on him. 202 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:52,118 - Do I have your word? - Yeah. You have my word. 203 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,453 Good. 204 00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:57,623 - Let's get out of here. - Hey, be careful. 205 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,257 Remember I have your word. 206 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:13,476 Oh. And don't put the family in the van and come and follow me to this party. 207 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,810 I'm gonna be fine. 208 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,365 Don't you think you were hard on Morris? 209 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,945 No. 210 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,400 Look, Simon's gonna be okay. 211 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:28,197 Well, if he isn't, I'm gonna hold you personally responsible. 212 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,713 [ROCK MUSIC BLARING] 213 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,185 I'm gonna get something to drink. You want something? 214 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:56,147 - You mean a beer? - No, not a beer, a soda. 215 00:12:57,903 --> 00:12:59,446 Sure. 216 00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:04,493 Hey. You wanna have a little fun? 217 00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,827 Hey, Simon, having a good time? 218 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,049 Oh, I'm having a great time. I really like hanging out with you. 219 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,211 This is a great party, it's a super party, it's-- 220 00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:24,011 The real party's out back. 221 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,888 Come on. He's not ready for out back yet. 222 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,843 I'm ready for out back. 223 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,261 I am. 224 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,062 Follow me. 225 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:08,431 - Welcome to the real party. - Oh, Mike, maybe he doesn't drink. 226 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,058 Yeah, I don't drink. 227 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,013 Well, there's punch over there. 228 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:19,149 - Cool, I like punch. - Oh, help yourself. 229 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,398 Get the big cup. 230 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,670 Bottoms up. 231 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,850 - My friends aren't here yet. - This is a bar. 232 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,397 - So? - We shouldn't be in here. 233 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:04,279 We're not old enough to drink and even if we were, we don't drink. 234 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,905 We can be in a bar and not drink. 235 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:09,239 And remember, the only reason I let you come with me 236 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,901 was because you promised you wouldn't embarrass me. 237 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:13,989 My friends are older and mature and-- 238 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,998 Drunks. 239 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,998 Did you know we were coming to a bar? 240 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,831 Is that why you didn't want me to come? 241 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,795 Hey, Lucy. 242 00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,594 Glad you made it. Sorry we're late. Couldn't find a parking space. 243 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:31,178 - Isn't this place great? - It's a bar. 244 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:36,687 - You remember my sister, Mary. - It's not just a bar, it's the bar. 245 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:40,016 - We're not old enough to drink. - Oh, that won't be a problem. 246 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,354 Barb knows the bartender. 247 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,851 If we order the drinks, they won't care if you drink them. 248 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,855 Okay, who's buying the first pitcher? 249 00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,813 - I will. JILL: Cool. 250 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,484 What are you doing? 251 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:57,162 I'm hanging out with my older, mature friends who like to drink. 252 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,667 - So you drink? - No. 253 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,410 But maybe tonight I will. 254 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:10,633 Okay, enough already. 255 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,881 Give me back my letters or I'm telling Mom and Dad. 256 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:16,308 If you were gonna tell Mom and Dad, you'd have done it at dinner. 257 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,051 You don't want Mom and Dad to know you got those letters. 258 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,057 Probably because you don't want to remind them 259 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:22,976 that you are really leaving Glenoak. 260 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:24,817 Or maybe just don't want them to know, 261 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,654 in case you didn't get in, so you can save face. 262 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,230 But whatever it is, you don't want them to know. 263 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,029 So basically, I own you. 264 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:34,282 [LAUGHS] 265 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,913 - Give me my letters. - Don't worry. 266 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,079 When I think you're ready I'll give them to you. 267 00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,833 And until then? 268 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,667 Have you thought about what you wanna do 269 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:44,043 if you don't go to medical school? 270 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,507 [BARB and JILL LAUGHING] 271 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,096 - Who's buying the next round? - I got it. 272 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,424 You haven't even touched your beer. Are you all right? 273 00:16:58,602 --> 00:16:59,718 It's your sister, isn't it? 274 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:00,975 I don't understand, 275 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:03,140 if she doesn't wanna drink, why doesn't she leave? 276 00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:06,935 I don't know. Let me go ask her. 277 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,315 GIRL: Hey. 278 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,648 Okay, you win. I'm gonna go. 279 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,285 I'm gonna come back and pick you up. 280 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:17,742 I don't want your drunk friends giving you a ride home. 281 00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:20,910 You can't leave. If you leave, they're gonna expect me to drink, 282 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,916 and I'm gonna have to drink because I'm gonna be a minister. 283 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,167 What? 284 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,625 If I wanna help the people, I have to be one of the people. 285 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,963 I have to blend, fit in. 286 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,294 And if that means drinking... 287 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,931 That is so crazy, it sounds like something I would say. 288 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,601 Please don't leave me. 289 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:43,644 So it's not so bad having a sister around? 290 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,976 - Especially a sober sister, huh? - So you'll stay? 291 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,436 No. We're leaving. 292 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,075 Look, Lucy's leaving right now because... 293 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,914 Well, if she doesn't, I'm gonna tell my parents that she was drinking 294 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,075 and she'll get in big trouble. 295 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,752 Man, your sister is mean. 296 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:08,999 Tell me about it. 297 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:13,712 - Lucy. - Sorry, I have to go. 298 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,635 [GIGGLES] 299 00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:22,141 To say that you owe me would be the biggest understatement of your life. 300 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,972 But do yourself a favour, dump those two. 301 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,814 They're bad, and you know I know bad. 302 00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:46,332 Why did we leave the party? I was having fun. 303 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:50,376 Because you're drunk, and you were totally out of control. 304 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:54,380 I told you, you weren't ready for this kind of party. 305 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:57,010 I can't be drunk, it was just punch. 306 00:18:57,221 --> 00:19:02,049 No, not just punch. Punch made with grain alcohol. 307 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:08,556 I can't believe you're still standing. And I can't believe I let this happen. 308 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,181 I'm drunk? 309 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,856 Cool. 310 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:17,238 You won't think it's cool when you're puking your guts out on the front lawn. 311 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,242 And speaking of your front lawn, 312 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:23,035 I really wanna walk you up to the door to make sure you get home okay. 313 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:27,998 But if I do, well, your mom might hurt me. 314 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,496 So you think you can make it on your own? It's just a couple houses back. 315 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,878 Yes, I can make it on my own. Just take me home and drop me off. 316 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,750 You are home. 317 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,502 [SIMON LAUGHS] 318 00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:42,555 Well, thanks for the ride. 319 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,723 Are you sure you're gonna be okay? 320 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:04,069 The first step's a big one. 321 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,749 ERIC: Hey. - Hi. 322 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:21,469 What's going on with you and Ruthie tonight? 323 00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:24,803 - Nothing. - Where are you off to? 324 00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:27,432 Nowhere. 325 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,893 Ice cream. I have a craving. 326 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:35,562 I do too. I wanna know if Simon's okay. 327 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,195 Think you can pick me up some piece of mind? 328 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,574 No problem. 329 00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:44,576 Okay. 330 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,372 Where are you going? 331 00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:53,868 Ice cream. 332 00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:58,592 - You should leave Simon alone. - I will as soon as I see that he's okay. 333 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,344 [MARY LAUGHS] 334 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,852 What the--? 335 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:11,845 Hi. 336 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:17,394 - No, I think you're drunk. - I know, I just found out. 337 00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:22,657 Oh, no, it's Dad. What do we do? 338 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,285 Hey, what's going on? 339 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:30,912 ALL: Nothing. 340 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,533 Could you pick up some Rocky Road for Sam and David? 341 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,995 Sure, no problem. 342 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,051 Now what are we gonna do? 343 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,894 [SIMON COUGHING and THROWING UP] 344 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:56,139 SIMON: I don't feel so good. - Neither does my car. 345 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,606 [SIMON COUGHING and THROWING UP] 346 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,992 I didn't know there was alcohol in the punch. 347 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,412 - Honest. - I told you not to go to that party. 348 00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,325 Okay. 349 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,750 - So, what are you guys gonna do? LUCY: We're thinking. We're thinking. 350 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:18,085 Well, think faster. 351 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:19,798 I'm starting to feel sick again. 352 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:23,092 Let's get him inside, tell Mom and Dad, and take him to a bathroom. 353 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,755 - I agree. - Wait. 354 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,011 Do we have to tell Mom and Dad Simon screwed up? 355 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,967 I mean, it wasn't really his fault. 356 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,010 He didn't know the punch had alcohol in it. 357 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:35,474 Yeah, and I'll never drink punch at a party again, ever. 358 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,315 I've learned my lesson. 359 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:41,523 Come on, let's cover for him, just this once. 360 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:43,689 Please, he went to that party. 361 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,941 He knew what kind of people were gonna be there. 362 00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:49,444 He's responsible. He's guilty. 363 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:50,742 Let's turn him in. 364 00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:54,247 Okay, so our choices are turn him in or cover for him. 365 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,457 - Let's vote. - Vote on what? 366 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:01,122 Hey, what smells? 367 00:23:01,298 --> 00:23:03,837 You should go inside. You're not old enough to deal with this. 368 00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:07,006 I'm either old enough, or I'm talking. The choice is yours. 369 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,678 Fine, you can stay. 370 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:12,680 Simon... 371 00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:15,183 I drank too much tonight at a party. 372 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:18,647 - What's the big deal about that? - I drank too much alcohol. 373 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,650 Why would you do a stupid thing like that? 374 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:24,360 - I didn't know it was alcohol. - How could you not know? 375 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:28,440 Let's vote. Those in favour of telling Mom and Dad? 376 00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:33,531 You will thank me for this someday. 377 00:23:34,331 --> 00:23:35,660 No, I won't. 378 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,367 Okay, those in favour of hiding this from Mom and Dad 379 00:23:38,544 --> 00:23:40,668 and saving Simon's butt? 380 00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:49,385 I don't think we should let you get away with this, 381 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:51,881 but I don't think we should turn you in so I'm not voting, 382 00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,726 - but I guess I'm helping. - Oh, thanks, man. 383 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,432 Don't push it. 384 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,561 Look, I figure if we sneak him into the house, 385 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,602 sober him up and then sneak him back out just before his curfew, 386 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,769 then he could pretend he came home from the party 387 00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,854 like nothing ever happened. 388 00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:09,026 - Good plan. - Really good plan. 389 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:11,742 Like Matt said, don't push it. 390 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:15,706 We have to keep an eye on Mom and Dad. I'll take the first shift. 391 00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:18,447 Sneak him in, get him to a bathroom. One of you stay with him. 392 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,453 That way, if Mom and Dad knock on the door, 393 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,119 you can answer for Simon. Take shifts. 394 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,412 I'll take the first shift. 395 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,459 I'll stick with Matt, help with Mom and Dad. 396 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:29,252 Synchronise your watches. 397 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:34,054 All right, just give me and Ruthie five minutes, 398 00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,432 then move him in the house. 399 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,243 They split up. Where's Dad? 400 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:56,329 - Just leave Dad to me. - Okay. 401 00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:07,544 MATT: Hi. 402 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:09,626 Hi. Where's the ice cream? 403 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:11,257 Ice cream. 404 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:14,591 Yes, your father asked you to pick up some ice cream at the Dairy Shack. 405 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,019 Oh, I didn't go to the Dairy Shack. 406 00:25:19,645 --> 00:25:20,677 Where'd you go? 407 00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:23,849 - Out. - Yes, but out where? 408 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,646 I forgot. 409 00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:28,984 - You just got back. - Yes. 410 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:31,444 - Okay, what's going on? - Nothing. 411 00:25:31,657 --> 00:25:34,777 Fine, whatever. Okay, I'm gonna get the twins upstairs 412 00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:36,826 - and give them a bath. - No, you can't. 413 00:25:37,996 --> 00:25:41,829 No, I heard excessive bathing is bad for toddlers. 414 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:43,870 Well, it's been one day since their last bath. 415 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,504 That's hardly excessive. 416 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,382 Hey, you say tomato, the experts say "tomato." 417 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,169 What is going on? 418 00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:54,342 Is this about the envelopes from Columbia and NYU? 419 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:57,343 - You know about that? - I know about everything. 420 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:01,890 - Do you wanna talk about it? - Sure. 421 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,305 Okay, just as soon as I give the boys a bath. 422 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:05,722 No. I wanna talk to you now. 423 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:09,186 Can't you just skip the bath tonight, just this once? 424 00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:10,566 Okay, I can skip the bath. 425 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,696 - But I do need to get them to bed. - No. 426 00:26:13,824 --> 00:26:15,485 I wanna put my brothers to bed. 427 00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:17,827 Okay, fine. You can put them to bed. 428 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:19,905 And you wait for me right here. You won't move. 429 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:22,873 - Promise? - Yes, I promise. 430 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,744 Okay. 431 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:41,597 [WHISPERING] Faster, faster, faster. 432 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,810 - We're toast. - The twins' room. Run. 433 00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:56,987 - What do we do now? - Pray. 434 00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:59,693 RUTHIE: Dad. Dad. 435 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,655 - I need to talk to you. - Ruthie. Thank you, God. 436 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:08,167 - Okay, I just need-- - No, not later. Now. 437 00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:10,835 It's important. Very, very important. 438 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:14,508 I need to talk to you about sex. 439 00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:17,922 Yes, I said sex. 440 00:27:20,182 --> 00:27:21,381 Okay. 441 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,518 And I need to talk to you about it in private. 442 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,388 - She's good. - I've never been prouder. 443 00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:31,685 Okay, let's go up to your room. 444 00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:34,275 We're going up to my room. 445 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:36,068 Who are you talking to? 446 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,949 You. 447 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,621 Okay, get Simon into the bathroom. 448 00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:47,157 Lucy can help me with Sam and David. Come on. 449 00:27:54,883 --> 00:27:57,091 Okay, I've got a question. 450 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:59,503 About sex? 451 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,678 Yeah. Are you sure you don't wanna ask your mother about this? 452 00:28:03,851 --> 00:28:06,177 No, I wanna talk to you. 453 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:07,813 Okay. 454 00:28:10,899 --> 00:28:12,893 So, what's your question? 455 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,112 Why don't you guess? 456 00:28:15,821 --> 00:28:19,487 You want me to guess the question that you have about sex? 457 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,899 Yeah. 458 00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:23,276 Because? 459 00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:26,494 Are you embarrassed? 460 00:28:27,457 --> 00:28:31,456 Yeah, that's it. I'm embarrassed. Start guessing. 461 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:35,333 I can take care of the boys, get back to Mom. 462 00:28:35,507 --> 00:28:39,008 All right. After you put the boys down, come down and help me with Mom. 463 00:28:41,013 --> 00:28:43,302 You know, maybe we should have let Simon get in trouble. 464 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:46,594 Maybe, but if he's learned his lesson, what's the point of punishing him? 465 00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:48,603 But what if he hasn't learned his lesson? 466 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,693 That's got to be the last of it. 467 00:28:59,114 --> 00:29:00,907 I hope so. 468 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:04,865 So why'd you vote against me? 469 00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:07,570 Why'd you wanna turn me in? 470 00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:09,249 Simon, unless you get in trouble, 471 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,703 you're never going to think you ever really were in trouble. 472 00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:16,129 And you're probably just gonna go out and do something like this again. 473 00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:19,051 And maybe next time you'll do something more stupid. 474 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:22,297 So instead of just being hungover with your head in a toilet, 475 00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:26,470 you'll be dead or you'll kill some innocent person. 476 00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:29,721 - Way to bring the room down. - This isn't a joke. 477 00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:31,802 Sorry. 478 00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:34,181 You don't get it. 479 00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:36,186 You just don't get it. 480 00:29:36,401 --> 00:29:38,561 And you know why that I know that you don't get it? 481 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:42,733 Because for over a year, I didn't get it. 482 00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:50,206 I thought you wanted to talk to me about those letters. 483 00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:51,406 I do. 484 00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:55,242 - Hi. - Oh, hi, Lucy. 485 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,663 - Did you wanna talk to Mom? - Yeah. 486 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,042 Hi. 487 00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:04,215 What do you need to talk to me about? 488 00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:07,380 I... 489 00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:08,680 Yes, you...? 490 00:30:09,768 --> 00:30:11,180 Might... 491 00:30:11,395 --> 00:30:12,594 Yes, you might...? 492 00:30:14,106 --> 00:30:16,894 - Get back together with Robbie. - What? 493 00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:20,853 You can ask your mother and me anything about anything. 494 00:30:21,029 --> 00:30:23,699 - You know that. - Reproduction. 495 00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:26,196 Reproduction? 496 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:29,246 Yeah, reproduction. That's my question. 497 00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:32,373 But what about reproduction? 498 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:35,075 Why can't cats mate with dogs? 499 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:40,085 Okay. 500 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:44,965 Here, put this on. Then button up your coat 501 00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:47,973 and maybe Mom and Dad won't notice you changed. 502 00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:52,717 I couldn't hold Mom any longer. She's on her way up here. 503 00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:01,730 MATT and MARY: Yes? - Matt? 504 00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:03,399 Why are you in the bathroom with Mary? 505 00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:05,771 I don't know. 506 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,442 - He needed some help. - With what? 507 00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,489 My hair. I hate my hair. 508 00:31:12,664 --> 00:31:15,156 - Mary's great with hair. LUCY: Yeah. 509 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,752 Lucy? 510 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:18,458 Hi, Mom. 511 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:23,499 - Is Mary doing your hair too? - No, I'm very happy with my hair. 512 00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:25,918 Well, when you all get done doing your hair, 513 00:31:26,094 --> 00:31:29,963 - I want to talk to you. ALL: Okay. 514 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:35,807 You think she's onto us? 515 00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:41,937 Okay, here's the thing about cats and dogs. 516 00:31:42,653 --> 00:31:49,107 A cat is a cat, and a dog is a dog. 517 00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:52,446 And-- Well, they don't usually like each other. 518 00:31:52,663 --> 00:31:56,163 Well, what if a cat was really attracted to a dog? What then? 519 00:31:58,794 --> 00:32:00,337 What's going on? 520 00:32:01,922 --> 00:32:07,546 Well, Ruthie had a question about sex, but I think I covered it. 521 00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:10,680 I have another question. Can Happy still have puppies? 522 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:13,048 Yes. 523 00:32:14,726 --> 00:32:16,969 Thanks. Good talk, Dad. 524 00:32:21,567 --> 00:32:25,233 - Something's going on. - Oh, yeah. 525 00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:36,029 Shh. 526 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,418 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 527 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:41,585 There's someone at the door. 528 00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:43,292 Wait, who cares? 529 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,587 Whoever it is will keep Mom and Dad busy. 530 00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:47,917 ERIC: I don't know where the rest of you are but we got it. 531 00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:50,585 Just say you ate some shellfish and it didn't agree with you. 532 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,845 Okay, breath check. 533 00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:55,096 [EXHALES] 534 00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:57,558 It isn't pretty, but it'll do. 535 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:07,111 Well, I hope we did the right thing tonight. 536 00:33:12,618 --> 00:33:14,362 Who thinks we did the right thing tonight? 537 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,915 Yeah, we screwed up. 538 00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:26,170 Like I said, I'm sorry. 539 00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,499 I didn't mean to just drop him off and run, 540 00:33:28,675 --> 00:33:32,295 but he was drunk and I was scared. 541 00:33:32,513 --> 00:33:35,301 I came back because I gave Mrs. Camden my word 542 00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:37,052 and I wanted to apologise. 543 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:41,312 I know I should have done the right thing a couple of hours ago, 544 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,265 but doing the right thing is kind of new to me. 545 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:50,273 So it took me a little longer to make my way back here. 546 00:33:51,782 --> 00:33:53,740 I'm-- I'm so sorry. 547 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:58,699 - Simon was drunk. - Yeah, Simon was very drunk. 548 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:02,408 My friends like to serve this grain alcohol punch at all their parties. 549 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:07,461 By the time I found him out back, well, he was gone. 550 00:34:07,631 --> 00:34:08,663 He was way gone. 551 00:34:09,925 --> 00:34:12,382 I think my friends were messing with him. 552 00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:15,804 I don't know, sometimes they could be real jerks. 553 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,428 So is Simon okay? 554 00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,975 Oh, I... 555 00:34:26,149 --> 00:34:27,693 Great party. Thanks for letting me go. 556 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,861 But I'm really beat, so I'm gonna go to bed now. 557 00:34:34,408 --> 00:34:35,607 Is something wrong? 558 00:34:58,015 --> 00:34:59,724 Drunk? 559 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:01,596 You were drunk? 560 00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:08,398 And you all tried to hide this from your mother and me? 561 00:35:09,568 --> 00:35:11,312 Go upstairs. We'll deal with you later. 562 00:35:21,622 --> 00:35:23,662 I have no idea where to start. 563 00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:26,499 Tonight wasn't my fault. 564 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:30,584 Okay, I know where to start. It wasn't my fault. 565 00:35:30,756 --> 00:35:31,871 Whose fault was it? 566 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:36,043 - The guys who made the punch. - Ah. 567 00:35:36,929 --> 00:35:39,337 Look, I'll never do it again. I promise. 568 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:40,636 How can you promise that 569 00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:44,676 when you supposedly have no control over what happened tonight? 570 00:35:45,938 --> 00:35:49,189 Well, all right. To start with, you're grounded until further notice. 571 00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:52,485 It's home, school, church. That's all. 572 00:35:52,653 --> 00:35:55,358 All right? No parties, no after-school activities, no anything. 573 00:35:55,531 --> 00:35:56,563 Until when? 574 00:35:57,449 --> 00:35:59,359 Until we can trust you again. 575 00:35:59,576 --> 00:36:02,282 - You can trust me, you can. - Well, right now 576 00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:05,622 I think the only thing we can trust is if you get in the same situation, 577 00:36:05,791 --> 00:36:07,701 that you're going to use the same bad judgement 578 00:36:07,876 --> 00:36:09,206 and come home drunk again. 579 00:36:09,962 --> 00:36:11,587 You're overreacting. 580 00:36:11,797 --> 00:36:13,541 And you're underreacting. 581 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:15,836 Fine. 582 00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,883 I'm grounded for life. Can I go upstairs now? 583 00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:20,377 Yeah. 584 00:36:34,152 --> 00:36:36,727 I've been expecting you. 585 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,982 I got in, didn't I? 586 00:36:42,035 --> 00:36:43,863 Yup, both schools. 587 00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:49,284 Partial scholarship to Columbia and full scholarship to NYU. 588 00:36:49,501 --> 00:36:51,791 Congratulations, doc. 589 00:36:51,962 --> 00:36:55,795 You see, I think the reason you didn't wanna open those envelopes 590 00:36:55,966 --> 00:36:58,754 wasn't because you were afraid you didn't get in, 591 00:36:58,927 --> 00:37:00,636 you were afraid you did get in. 592 00:37:02,139 --> 00:37:04,761 You've been part of this family forever, 593 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:07,603 and you've been going to school in Glenoak your whole life. 594 00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:10,350 And now you have to go away, far away 595 00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:12,599 and make your way by yourself. 596 00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:15,183 You'll have a whole new group of friends to fit in with 597 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,113 and make like you. It's kind of overwhelming. 598 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,108 You knew the second you opened those envelopes 599 00:37:20,282 --> 00:37:21,777 that your future is real. 600 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:23,778 And I thought that maybe you needed more time 601 00:37:23,952 --> 00:37:25,068 to get used to your future. 602 00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:28,867 - How'd you get to be so smart? - I've no idea. 603 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,330 But, boy, if I'm not the smartest member of this family. 604 00:37:34,004 --> 00:37:38,501 - I'm gonna miss you. - Yeah, you are gonna miss me. 605 00:37:38,717 --> 00:37:40,260 [LAUGHS] 606 00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:49,227 [SIGHING] 607 00:37:52,606 --> 00:37:54,730 You know, you've been throwing up most of the night, 608 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,525 so we haven't had a chance to talk. 609 00:37:58,737 --> 00:38:02,688 - What is wrong with you, huh? - I didn't know I was drinking alcohol. 610 00:38:02,866 --> 00:38:04,361 Well, you should have figured it out. 611 00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:06,486 What kind of role model are you trying to be? 612 00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:10,822 - I'm not a role model. - Yes, you are. 613 00:38:10,999 --> 00:38:14,001 Sam and David and I all look up to you. 614 00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:16,744 And with Matt leaving, and he is leaving, 615 00:38:16,922 --> 00:38:18,999 you're the resident big brother of the house. 616 00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:23,385 Robbie's here and that's great, but I depend on you. 617 00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:24,965 And tonight you let me down. 618 00:38:27,391 --> 00:38:29,135 You let everyone down. 619 00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:31,430 I'm sorry. 620 00:38:31,603 --> 00:38:34,854 - Is that what you wanna hear? - No, I don't wanna hear anything. 621 00:38:35,023 --> 00:38:38,061 What I want is for you to stop trying so hard to fit in with other people, 622 00:38:38,235 --> 00:38:40,229 and start trying harder to fit in around here. 623 00:38:40,821 --> 00:38:43,739 I want you to sober up for real and start becoming a man. 624 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,568 The kind of man I can look up to. 625 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:57,748 Do you think Mom and Dad will punish us for helping Simon? 626 00:38:57,921 --> 00:39:00,959 They're gonna be spending all their punishment energy on Simon 627 00:39:01,133 --> 00:39:03,506 for a long time. 628 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:09,513 I'm not going to hang out with Jill and Barb anymore. 629 00:39:09,725 --> 00:39:14,103 And in case I didn't say thank you for tonight, thanks. 630 00:39:15,063 --> 00:39:18,350 Making friends has always come easily for you. 631 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:21,361 - Not so much for me. - You're wrong. 632 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:23,605 Everyone likes you. You're the nice one. 633 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:25,741 And you're the popular one. 634 00:39:27,284 --> 00:39:29,741 Can we switch? Can I be you just for a little while? 635 00:39:30,704 --> 00:39:34,537 It's ironic that you wanna be me when I've been trying to be you. 636 00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:37,874 The reason I signed up for classes so late 637 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:40,453 was because I was afraid. 638 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:44,128 Afraid to make another mistake. 639 00:39:44,301 --> 00:39:47,920 Because that's what I do, I make mistakes. 640 00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:51,716 But you don't make mistakes. You do everything right. 641 00:39:53,227 --> 00:39:57,806 So I thought if I took your classes, and if I hung out with your friends, 642 00:39:57,981 --> 00:40:00,390 I wouldn't screw up my life this time. 643 00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:04,061 Wow. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 644 00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:06,273 I make plenty of mistakes. 645 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:13,159 Jeremy, Robbie, Robbie's brother, Robbie's other brother to name a few. 646 00:40:13,956 --> 00:40:17,824 - I am far from perfect. - I know. 647 00:40:18,377 --> 00:40:22,126 But still I'd like to take classes with you if you wouldn't mind. 648 00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:26,093 I wouldn't mind. 649 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,174 Thanks. 650 00:40:34,852 --> 00:40:39,016 I really thought that if we got through Mary's troubles, we'd be in the clear, 651 00:40:39,189 --> 00:40:42,144 because all the other kids saw what happened to Mary 652 00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:44,062 and they don't want that to happen to them. 653 00:40:46,321 --> 00:40:49,110 I don't want what happened to Mary to happen to me. 654 00:40:49,908 --> 00:40:51,653 Don't send me to Buffalo, please? 655 00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:54,779 I owe you both an apology. 656 00:40:54,997 --> 00:40:57,121 Tonight was totally my fault. 657 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:59,083 I suspected that the punch wasn't just punch 658 00:40:59,251 --> 00:41:01,245 but instead of stopping, I kept drinking 659 00:41:01,420 --> 00:41:05,668 because while I was drinking, everyone accepted me and liked me. 660 00:41:05,841 --> 00:41:07,005 And I liked that. 661 00:41:07,926 --> 00:41:09,801 I just wanted to fit in so badly. 662 00:41:10,721 --> 00:41:12,714 Change my image. You know, have fun. 663 00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:13,970 ERIC: And did you? 664 00:41:14,558 --> 00:41:17,227 - Did you change your image? - Yeah. 665 00:41:17,811 --> 00:41:22,688 I went from school do-gooder to school do-gooder who got drunk 666 00:41:22,858 --> 00:41:24,519 and is still just a do-gooder. 667 00:41:26,278 --> 00:41:29,066 I thought any image would be better than do-gooder, but I was wrong. 668 00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,149 I was stupid. 669 00:41:31,617 --> 00:41:32,946 Then I came home, 670 00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:35,076 convinced myself that I didn't do anything wrong 671 00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:37,038 and I involved everyone in the cover-up. 672 00:41:37,664 --> 00:41:40,203 You know, I never really got it but now I get it. 673 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:45,291 Tonight was totally and unquestionably my fault. 674 00:41:45,464 --> 00:41:47,707 I alone am to blame. I'm so sorry. 675 00:41:48,509 --> 00:41:51,843 And please, don't punish everyone for my mistake. 676 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:54,421 Punish me. Punish me all you want. 677 00:41:54,598 --> 00:41:57,386 And don't blame Morris. He is a good guy. 678 00:41:57,601 --> 00:41:59,262 It's not his fault that I screwed up. 679 00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:05,355 I don't know what I'm gonna have to do to gain your trust again. 680 00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:09,394 But whatever it is, I'm gonna do it. 681 00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:20,532 Well, this evening just got a little better. 682 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:23,454 You were right, you know. 683 00:42:23,627 --> 00:42:25,039 I know. 684 00:42:25,212 --> 00:42:26,791 No, not just about the party. 685 00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:32,923 I just said yes to Simon because my dad always said no to me. 686 00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:34,878 But in my own defence, 687 00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:39,635 I had to say I really thought that Simon was mature enough to handle tonight. 688 00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:42,432 He really has matured so much since September. 689 00:42:42,646 --> 00:42:46,265 We got to see that maturity disappear in one night. 690 00:42:46,859 --> 00:42:49,267 But you were right too. 691 00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:50,946 I only said no to Simon 692 00:42:51,113 --> 00:42:55,740 because, well, I was a little wild in high school and college. 693 00:42:56,577 --> 00:42:57,657 A lot wild. 694 00:42:57,870 --> 00:43:00,907 Okay, a lot wild. 695 00:43:01,123 --> 00:43:03,366 I think we were both right and wrong. 696 00:43:03,542 --> 00:43:07,493 I mean, our intentions were good, but our executions were a little sloppy. 697 00:43:07,713 --> 00:43:10,631 - Yeah. You were more wrong. - Oh, absolutely. 698 00:43:14,845 --> 00:43:18,345 So are we gonna punish the kids for aiding and abetting Simon? 699 00:43:18,515 --> 00:43:22,217 I think we should not punish them, but not tell them until tomorrow. 700 00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:24,352 That way, they'll think they're being punished, 701 00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:27,191 which will be almost like being punished. 702 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:33,229 - Parents of the year. - No, just parents.