1 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:43,667 NARRATOR: Long ago, a mythic battle between good and evil 2 00:00:43,752 --> 00:00:46,545 played out in ancient China. 3 00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:49,173 The country was torn by civil war, 4 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:52,468 with many kingdoms struggling for land and power. 5 00:00:54,929 --> 00:01:00,893 But one king had a ruthless ambition to make himself emperor by the sword. 6 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,403 (CLEARING THROAT) 7 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,291 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 8 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:25,667 Leave me. 9 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,878 Prepare for war! 10 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:32,966 NARRATOR: The other rulers hired assassins to kill the King 11 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:35,677 before he could conquer them all. 12 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,904 (GRUNTING) 13 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,990 (SWORDS CLASHING) 14 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,004 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 15 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,844 Stop! I am not harmed. 16 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:25,811 We attack tonight! 17 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,190 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 18 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:44,121 NARRATOR: Kingdom by kingdom, his army swept away everything in its path, 19 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:48,041 and anyone who resisted met a terrible fate. 20 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,963 The country was his. 21 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:56,216 He was now Emperor of All Under Heaven. 22 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:02,639 He enslaved his conquered enemies and forced them to build his Great Wall. 23 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:06,643 When they were dead or useless, he had them buried beneath it. 24 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:42,179 The Emperor's mystics taught him mastery over the five elements, 25 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:47,267 fire, water, earth, wood and metal. 26 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,686 His power seemed without limit. 27 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,109 He was master of millions, 28 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,988 but like the lowliest peasant, he could not stop growing old. 29 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,114 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 30 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:05,285 I have too much to do for one lifetime. 31 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:09,456 NARRATOR: He needed to defeat his last enemy, death itself. 32 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,050 One day, news came of a powerful witch 33 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:23,679 who was rumored to know the secret to eternal life. 34 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:29,017 He ordered General Ming, his oldest friend and trusted ally, to find her. 35 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,698 The witch was named Zi Yuan, 36 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:45,951 and she was nothing like the General expected. 37 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,294 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 38 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,628 Your Majesty... 39 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:03,385 Rise up. 40 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:10,225 I do not possess the secret of immortality, my Lord... 41 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,270 ...but I know where to find it. 42 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,772 General... 43 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,110 No man is to touch her. 44 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:24,031 She is mine. 45 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,831 NARRATOR: On the western border stood the Monastery of Turfan. 46 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:36,918 There was housed the greatest library in the ancient world, 47 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:41,214 and Zi Yuan was sure the secret to eternal life was here. 48 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,030 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 49 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:07,032 This is a key. 50 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,877 NARRATOR: It was the long lost oracle bones, 51 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:23,298 a collection of all the mystical secrets of the ancient world. 52 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:28,929 The Emperor's answer was here along with other magic beyond imagining. 53 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,065 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 54 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:42,025 You have served me well. 55 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,864 I will grant you anything you desire. 56 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:52,994 I want to spend my life with General Ming. 57 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:56,832 Of course. 58 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,458 Read. 59 00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:07,342 (CHANTING IN SANSKRIT) 60 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:18,311 NARRATOR: She cast the spell in Sanskrit, 61 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:22,441 an ancient language that the Emperor did not understand. 62 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,113 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 63 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,615 I feel your spell working. 64 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:37,873 I am now immortal. 65 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:42,127 Come, I want to show you something. 66 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,891 (EXCLAIMING) 67 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:01,438 Become my queen and I will let him live. 68 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:05,650 Do what he says! Save yourself! 69 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,948 You will never keep your word. 70 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:14,618 You are right. 71 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,834 (GRUNTING) 72 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:25,921 (GASPS) 73 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,634 Now, join General Ming in hell. 74 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,234 (SHOUTING) 75 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,652 What did you do to me? 76 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,780 I cursed you and your army. 77 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:05,460 (EMPEROR GRUNTING IN PAIN) 78 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,921 Surround the Palace! 79 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,464 The Emperor is in trouble! 80 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,400 NARRATOR: The curse must never be lifted, 81 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:32,988 or the Emperor will rise again to enslave all of mankind. 82 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:37,951 On that dark day, there will be nothing and no one to save us. 83 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:55,468 You can run, but you can't hide. 84 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,268 One o'clock. 85 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,103 OXFORDSHIRE, ENGLAND 1 946 86 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:10,859 Ten o'clock, one o'clock. Ten o'clock, one... 87 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,862 And this is something for grown men to do? 88 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:18,366 (EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) 89 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,456 (GRUNTING) Come on. 90 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,878 (SCREAMS) 91 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:34,799 Bite on this. 92 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,486 Evy, I'm home! 93 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,656 Mrs. O'Connell is at her book reading, sir. She'll be home for dinner. 94 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:01,493 Oh, right. Well, that's great, 'cause we're having fish. 95 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,498 You didn't think I'd catch anything, did you? 96 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:09,084 I had the utmost confidence, sir. 97 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:16,007 JAMESON: There's a hook in your neck, sir. Shall I fetch the wire cutters? 98 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:26,059 RICK: Fall back! Follow me! Move! Move! Move! Move! 99 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,941 EVELYN: "Now safely aboard the airship with the mummy finally vanquished, 100 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:34,109 LONDON 101 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,696 "Dash swept Scarlet into his arms. 102 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:43,076 "'Oh, God, Scarlet, I thought I'd lost you.' 'For a moment there, you did.' 103 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,371 "Bathed in rays of golden sunlight, 104 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:51,543 "our heroes sealed their reunion with a kiss of timeless passion, 105 00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:55,130 "their love deeper and truer than ever." 106 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:04,139 Mrs. O'Connell, we're all dying to know, 107 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,726 is the Scarlet O'Keefe character really based on you? 108 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:12,647 Honestly, I can say she's a completely different person. 109 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,733 -Any more questions? -WOMAN: Mrs. O'Connell... 110 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:19,320 Mrs. O'Connell, is your life today as exciting as it was before the war? 111 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,072 (SIGHS) 112 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,241 I wish my life were that exciting now. 113 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,743 MAN: Will there be another book in the series? 114 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,412 WOMAN 2: Do you believe in happy endings? 115 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,622 (EXHALES) 116 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,584 Isn't this blissful? 117 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,588 Dinner at home. 118 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,300 -Every night. -Every night. 119 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,929 -Here's to retirement. -May we stay this happy forever. 120 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,143 (GULPS) 121 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:02,530 Still no letter from Alex. I've sent him three in the last month. 122 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,782 Yeah, well, what do you expect? 123 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:04,949 The only time we ever hear from that kid 124 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,285 is when he's getting kicked out of college or he needs more money. 125 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:10,371 I'm sure he's just buried in his studies. 126 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:20,965 -So, how did your book reading go? -Oh, fine. Thank you. 127 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:24,803 Until they asked me, "When will there be another Mummy adventure?" 128 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:27,472 Yeah, but you did promise the publisher a third book. 129 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:28,640 I know. 130 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:33,061 But I spend my nights staring at a blank page, completely blocked. 131 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:38,316 We could skip dinner, and I could 132 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:43,696 attempt to inspire you upstairs. 133 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,575 Oh, that's so sweet of you, darling. 134 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:52,330 But I'm going to sit at that typewriter until something exciting comes out. 135 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,042 Thank you. 136 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,003 (EXCLAIMING DELIGHTEDLY) 137 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,839 Trout. How lovely! 138 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,006 (JAMESON CLEARS THROAT) 139 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,346 I'm so happy you found a hobby that doesn't involve guns. 140 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:10,765 (CRUNCHING) 141 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,857 NINGXIA PROVINCE, CHINA 142 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:30,535 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 143 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,078 Don't worry, we'll find the entrance today. 144 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:36,124 Li Tung, what's for lunch? 145 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,292 Noodle soup. 146 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,127 Very good. 147 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,302 ALEX: Good. Wilson's back. 148 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,930 You're a couple days late, Professor. 149 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,515 I was beginning to think you'd run into bandits. 150 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,601 Oh, my dear fellow, thank you for the concern. 151 00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:56,394 -Are you thirsty? -Oh, yes, please. 152 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,521 -Here you go. -Thank you. 153 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,733 You know, when I saw you standing up there, 154 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,985 I thought I was looking at your father. 155 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,820 You really are Rick O'Connell's son. 156 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:10,742 Yeah, well, hopefully after today, he'll be known as Alex O'Connell's father. 157 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,536 What a powerful face! 158 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:17,582 When I told my colleagues at the museum that you had discovered the Colossus, 159 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,250 they were thrilled. 160 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,544 -Yes, however... -I know. 161 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,713 When am I gonna get in that tomb? 162 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,840 Don't let the buggers get you down. 163 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,343 It was you that discovered the Bembridge journal, 164 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,929 and with it, you'll discover the Emperor. 165 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,807 -I have complete faith in you, Alex. -Thank you, Professor. 166 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,185 Thanks for believing in me. 167 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,353 (MAN SHOUTS) 168 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,482 We found it! We found the door! 169 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,527 Bad Mummy. 170 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,405 Yeah. 171 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,867 Vile Mummy? 172 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,494 (TYPING) 173 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,663 No. Cursed Mummy! 174 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,666 Mysterious Mummy. 175 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,045 Malignant Mummy. 176 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,510 Prepare to die! 177 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,721 Take that! 178 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,398 Rick! 179 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,235 Darling, where are you? 180 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,081 I'm ready to be inspired. 181 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,842 Do you remember the time the mummy had me tied down? 182 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:54,887 And you came to save me and you cut... 183 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:59,225 No! You tore open the ropes is what you did, 184 00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:02,145 just as he was about to plunge his... 185 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,731 (SNORING) 186 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,232 Oh, rats. 187 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,089 (LAUGHS) 188 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,344 Watch out! 189 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,812 -Emperor didn't want any houseguests. -Yeah. 190 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:45,980 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 191 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,148 Stay together. 192 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,509 Sir Colin Bembridge. 193 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,719 Oh, gee... 194 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,931 He went searching for this tomb 70 years ago. 195 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,974 They left him like this as a warning. 196 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,852 Unfortunately, this is not the dead man that's gonna make us famous. 197 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,687 Let's keep moving. 198 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,892 Look at it, Alex. 199 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,562 Look at it! 200 00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,184 (SCREAMING) 201 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,727 Chu Wah! 202 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,605 (WHIMPERING) 203 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,281 (SHOUTS IN MANDARIN) 204 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,810 (PANTING) 205 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,939 -Chu Wah. -No, no, don't, don't, don't. 206 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,733 Alex, Alex, they're dead! Come on. 207 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,945 This kind of danger goes with the territory. You know that better than anyone. 208 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,321 Alex! 209 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,202 -Yes? -Okay. 210 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,703 -Yes? -Yeah. 211 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:52,917 All right, good chap. Okay. Good chap. Oh, Jesus. 212 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,509 All the warriors are facing in to this point, 213 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,929 -as if awaiting an order from the Emperor. -Well, then, where is he? 214 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:09,600 Listen, you don't think some bloody grave robber's beaten us to the prize, do you? 215 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,394 No, he's still here. 216 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,689 You see, this is a feng shui compass. 217 00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:25,449 Okay. Now. This... 218 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,451 Okay, this is true north, 219 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:31,789 but the feng shui compass is set in the opposite direction. 220 00:21:31,873 --> 00:21:33,958 -All right, we need to realign it. -All right. 221 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,127 -All right, here we go. -All right. 222 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,722 (ALEX SCREAMS) 223 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:58,065 (RAT SQUEAKING) 224 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,110 Alex! Alex, speak to me! 225 00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,404 Are you all right? 226 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:07,074 -Alex! -I'm fine. 227 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,745 Tell me, have we found the Emperor? 228 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,833 Alex! 229 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,884 What is it? 230 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:27,928 It's only the greatest find since King Tut! 231 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:35,728 "If he is awakened, all mortals should despair." 232 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,772 It's definitely him! 233 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,942 (ALEX EXCLAIMS) 234 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:44,528 Even had his concubines buried alive with him. 235 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,988 Selfish bastard. 236 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,742 Hey, Professor Wilson, you want to come down and take a look? 237 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,995 Or are you so overwhelmed you can't talk? 238 00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:56,290 (THUD) 239 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,797 (GRUNTING) 240 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,312 Wilson! 241 00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,550 (PANTING) 242 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,553 Let's go, Professor. We've got a lot of work to do. 243 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:33,679 WILSON: All right. 244 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:33,721 WILSON: All right. 245 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,353 FRY: First of all, I'd just like to say 246 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:44,690 that the Foreign Office appreciates all that you did during the war. 247 00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:49,111 But I've been sent to offer you one last assignment. 248 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:54,200 I'm afraid we've retired from the espionage game, haven't we, dear? 249 00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,452 Yeah, we've... We don't do that anymore. We're finished. 250 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,913 -EVELYN: Not at all. -Completely done. 251 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:04,126 But just out of curiosity, what is the mission anyway? 252 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:07,588 We need you to courier this to Shanghai. 253 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,341 (EVELYN GASPS) 254 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:14,386 -Nice piece of ice. -It's the Eye of Shangri-La. 255 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:17,973 If you believe the legend, it points the way to the Pool of Eternal Life. 256 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:20,226 It was smuggled out of China in 1 940. 257 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,062 Now, the government would like to return it to the Shanghai Museum 258 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,565 as a sign of good faith to the Chinese people. 259 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:30,569 And with your expertise in the field, we naturally thought of you. 260 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:33,614 Oh, we'd be so flattered. 261 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:39,495 But Rick and I, we made a promise to each other after the war 262 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,665 that we would settle down. 263 00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,584 -That's right, yeah, we did, didn't we? We... -I see. 264 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:48,587 Well, I must admit I am a little disappointed. 265 00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:52,091 Postwar China is very dangerous. 266 00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:57,096 There are a lot of factions that would love to get their hands on the Eye of Shangri-La. 267 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,808 In lesser hands, the Eye could be lost forever. 268 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,269 We couldn't let that happen, could we? 269 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,771 No, that could be bad for the world. 270 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,023 -The world... Terrible. -Yeah. 271 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,693 You know, she has a brother who lives in Shanghai. 272 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:12,611 -Jonathan! -Yes. 273 00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,572 He owns a nightclub, if I'm not mistaken. 274 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,115 We have been meaning to visit. We could... 275 00:26:16,199 --> 00:26:17,491 -We should... -...drop in and surprise him. 276 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,243 -Say hello. -Why not? 277 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,663 Does this mean we can count on you one last time? 278 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:24,999 Yes. 279 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,421 SHANGHAI, CHINA 280 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:32,506 CHINESE NEW YEAR, 1 947 281 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,347 (CAR HONKING) 282 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,060 (MUSIC PLAYING) 283 00:26:55,363 --> 00:26:57,865 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 284 00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:00,534 There we are. 285 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:04,330 Here's to you, Princess. 286 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:07,666 And Imhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead. 287 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:08,834 (TOASTING IN RUSSIAN) 288 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:10,377 Ding-dong. 289 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,929 Hi, can you buy a drink for me? 290 00:27:21,806 --> 00:27:24,725 Excuse me. Alex! Alex! You're back again. 291 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,268 Come here, Alex. Let me get you a drink. 292 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:28,896 Smooth special for the pup, huh? The explorer. 293 00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,147 (LAUGHS) 294 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,399 Make that two. 295 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:35,027 Sorry, Uncle Jon, but I got a better offer. 296 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:38,822 JONATHAN: No, no, Alex. No, look. Listen, how can I... Come here. 297 00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:40,699 To put it in archeological terms, 298 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,993 that's a tomb in which many pharaohs have lain. 299 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,996 Now, listen, listen, just think about me for a moment, all right? 300 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:49,875 Your discovery will go public in a few days, and your parents are sure to find out. 301 00:27:49,959 --> 00:27:52,503 They're not gonna be happy you've dropped out of school. And... 302 00:27:52,587 --> 00:27:56,423 Will you relax, Uncle Jon? Okay? I'm here. They're a long way away. 303 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,343 -Alex... -Excuse me, okay? 304 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:01,762 I have some excavation to do. 305 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:11,271 Jonathan! 306 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,401 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 307 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:18,654 You're in China! Evy. Rick. 308 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:21,115 (STUTTERING) What are you... It's so... I didn't even... 309 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,410 Brother, how lovely to see you. 310 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,245 I had no idea he was here! 311 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:27,788 -Who was here? -Who? 312 00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:29,665 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 313 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:31,834 MAN: This happens every time! 314 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,920 Every man in the bar! 315 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,088 -Dad? -Alex! 316 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:37,840 MAN: I don't know what to do with you! WOMAN: He's just a boy! 317 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:41,260 -I can't leave the room for 1 0 minutes! -I didn't... Go away! Go to hell! 318 00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,387 -MAN: I'm sick of it! -Let's go get lover-boy! 319 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:45,431 I'm gonna kill you, kid! 320 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,808 Not so fast, that's my kid. 321 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:53,147 -Mad Dog Maguire? -Ricochet O'Connell. 322 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:56,108 -Hey, hey. -EVELYN: What are you doing here? 323 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:59,069 -Alex! Sweetheart! Are you all right? -Just a little family get-together, folks. 324 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,573 Come on, let's get back to having a good time. Music! 325 00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,116 How long has it been? 326 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,035 Egypt, '23. French Foreign Legion. 327 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,372 This guy could land a plane on anything, you... 328 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:13,083 -Why are you here? -Ricochet, he had his hands all over me girl. 329 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,461 Now, son or no son, I gotta give him a beating! 330 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,880 -Get out of the way, Dad. -Sit down. 331 00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:20,716 Now as much as I'd really like you to teach him a valuable lesson... 332 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,468 His mother would be upset! Very upset. 333 00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,094 You have a lot of explaining to do, young man. 334 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,387 I got a wife now, and a kid. 335 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:27,639 Things are a little bit different, I'm sure you understand. 336 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:29,433 -Yeah. -Let me make it up to you. 337 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,853 We're just surprised to see you here. That's all. 338 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,354 JONATHAN: Who's gonna pay for all this damage? 339 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:35,731 All right? 340 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:36,857 I'm not here five minutes, 341 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,817 and I'm already pulling your fanny out of the fire. 342 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:39,943 You're going back to college. 343 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:43,197 How'd you think this was gonna work, Dad? You two show up, tell me what to do? 344 00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:47,743 No. But we should sit down and discuss this like a family. 345 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,621 No offense, Mom, but we haven't been a family in a long time. 346 00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,748 Hey, don't you turn your back on me. Alex! 347 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,209 Alex, just... Alex, come here. 348 00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,712 Can you... 349 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:02,174 Don't look at me like that. 350 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:03,300 (SIGHS) 351 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,432 -It's all your fault! -My fault? 352 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,226 You're the one that's always smothering him. 353 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,853 You couldn't leave him alone for five minutes without wiping his nose. 354 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:18,690 Perhaps I was overcompensating for the fact that you never took an interest in his life. 355 00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:21,443 His life was my top priority. 356 00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:24,112 How many times did I save that kid from breaking his neck? 357 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,448 A little warmth and encouragement would have been nice. 358 00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:29,243 I'm his father. It's implied. 359 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:36,250 We've spent our entire lives searching for priceless artifacts, 360 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:37,918 and the one thing that's most precious to us, 361 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,086 we've lost. 362 00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:45,759 We can't let Alex become some stranger in pictures on our mantle. 363 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,262 -We can't let that happen. -No, we can't. 364 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:50,472 How are we gonna fix this? 365 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,268 We need to do it together. 366 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:05,153 PARAMILITARY OUTPOST WESTERN CHINA 367 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,989 (MACHINE GUNS FIRING) 368 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:29,636 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 369 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,514 The O'Connells are in Shanghai. 370 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,601 Do they have the Eye of Shangri-La? 371 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:38,061 Our spy says they do. 372 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:39,646 Good. 373 00:31:39,814 --> 00:31:40,981 Assemble the troops! 374 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:42,149 Yes sir. 375 00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:47,654 Soldiers! 376 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:51,658 Soon all our training and sacrifice... 377 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,870 will bear great fruit. 378 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,166 It is my dream to raise our Emperor from his tomb. 379 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:03,003 Only He can bring order out of this chaos. 380 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:05,088 Soldiers... 381 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:10,010 tonight our great battle begins! 382 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,595 (ALL CHANTING) 383 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,515 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 384 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:24,691 You know, this might have been faster if we took a rickshaw. 385 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,110 It's Chinese New Year. 386 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,236 Don't you just love this country? 387 00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:31,698 They have so many extra little holidays, and drinking is mandatory. 388 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,368 I can't believe we get to see your first big discovery. 389 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:35,494 It's so exciting. 390 00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:38,080 Well, after last night, I'm surprised you want to see it at all. 391 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,167 JONATHAN: Listen, I'll pick you up in about an hour. 392 00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:43,543 EVELYN: You're not coming? 393 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,964 JONATHAN: No, no, I've seen enough mummies to last a lifetime. 394 00:32:58,267 --> 00:32:59,726 There he is. 395 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,772 Oh, my darling, very impressive. 396 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:06,441 When do you get to open the sarcophagus? 397 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,568 ALEX: Well, after the official red tape has been cut. 398 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,947 Do the words "rest in peace" mean anything to you two? 399 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:15,742 So, Mom, why don't you stick around for the next few days, 400 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,077 and we can open it together? 401 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,578 I would like that very much, thanks. 402 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,956 Alex, why don't you go and tell Professor Wilson 403 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,125 that we're here. You know... 404 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:24,584 No problem. Great. 405 00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,838 Just don't wake the big guy up while I'm gone. 406 00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:36,054 Hey, Alex. 407 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:41,351 You know, this is all really, really big stuff. 408 00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:46,773 Whatever you say, Dad. 409 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,341 (WHISTLING) 410 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,103 What? 411 00:34:26,105 --> 00:34:31,151 You just have a certain glow about you this evening I haven't seen in a long time. 412 00:34:32,653 --> 00:34:35,572 I guess mummies bring out the best in me. 413 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:40,327 Take a wrong turn at Cairo? Sorry to interrupt. 414 00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:43,914 -Roger. -Professor Roger Wilson. 415 00:34:43,998 --> 00:34:45,332 Rick. 416 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,960 You know, when Alex told me that you had gone legit, 417 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,088 I just couldn't believe my ears. 418 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:54,883 Well, now I just pillage tombs in the name of preservation. Evelyn. 419 00:34:54,967 --> 00:34:59,096 -Congratulations on your latest discovery. -Alex deserves all the credit. 420 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,264 He's one hell of a kid. He's like the son I never had. 421 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:02,682 And he's the only one we've got, 422 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,810 so the next time you send him on one of your field trips, 423 00:35:04,894 --> 00:35:06,186 you give us the heads-up first. 424 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,647 Yes, yes, of course. 425 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:12,150 And now, I believe you have something that belongs to us. 426 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,819 What's that? 427 00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:15,529 Oh, you mean this? 428 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:16,655 (GASPS) 429 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:19,116 (LAUGHING) 430 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,700 I'm sorry... 431 00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:24,162 There, go ahead. 432 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,039 All yours, Rog. 433 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,584 I knew I could rely on you two. 434 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:35,298 I'm afraid your work is not done yet, Mr. and Mrs. O'Connell. 435 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:39,302 I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine. General Yang. 436 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:40,595 Roger! 437 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:45,392 Well, he is the man who financed Alex's dig. We're in this together. 438 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:48,270 Cheek by jowl. General. 439 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,773 Search him. 440 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:57,821 No. The Eye belongs to the Chinese people. You can't do this. 441 00:35:57,905 --> 00:36:02,409 So, Rog, you snake, how much did... 442 00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:05,287 Is it Yin and Yang? ...pay you? 443 00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:07,914 Enough to pull strings at the Foreign Office, 444 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:12,419 make sure that it was you two who delivered the Eye. Turn around. 445 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:16,506 The Eye contains the elixir from the Pool of Eternal Life. 446 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,386 I need you to open it, Mrs. O'Connell. 447 00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:23,847 No. 448 00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:26,933 You're going to use it to wake the Emperor, aren't you? 449 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:31,188 And his Terracotta Army. At least, that's the general idea. 450 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:34,816 Raising an army of mummies is insane. Listen, Yang... 451 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,445 (GRUNTING) 452 00:36:38,529 --> 00:36:40,280 Easy! Go easy. 453 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:44,242 Time to open the sarcophagus. Move! 454 00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:52,125 Read the inscription! Now! 455 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,928 Ancient Chinese isn't my forte. 456 00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:06,556 Here's some encouragement. Wilson! 457 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:08,767 I'll do it! 458 00:37:08,851 --> 00:37:12,562 No, Evy, don't do it! They're just gonna kill me, anyway. 459 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:19,319 The inscription says that only a drop of blood 460 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:22,614 from a person of pure heart can open the Eye. 461 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:26,660 Your husband was right. 462 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,038 No! 463 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:41,383 Only the pure of heart would sacrifice themselves for the one they love. 464 00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:44,261 Open it. 465 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,143 You never called after our last date. 466 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,562 I don't have time for games, Alex. 467 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:58,024 You know my name, but I don't know yours. 468 00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,317 It's Lin. 469 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,946 You want to explain to me why you tried to kill me? 470 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,155 We could do that. 471 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,032 Or we could save your parents. 472 00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:13,707 Wilson, you son of a bitch! 473 00:38:27,763 --> 00:38:29,597 (GRUNTING) 474 00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:09,387 -Get on with it, O'Connell. -All right. 475 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:24,861 (COUGHS) 476 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:33,912 Once this touches him, the Emperor will rise to rule again. 477 00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:36,039 Finish him off. 478 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,165 (GUN COCKING) 479 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,185 (GRUNTING) 480 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:17,997 Alex, please! Don't. That's... 481 00:40:18,582 --> 00:40:20,834 Don't, don't. Don't, please. 482 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:23,586 No, don't, Alex, it's me. Please. 483 00:40:24,046 --> 00:40:27,799 It's not him. This is a eunuch! It's a decoy! 484 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:31,845 Where the hell's the Emperor? 485 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:35,765 (CLANGING) 486 00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,414 Stay! 487 00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:15,722 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 488 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:19,934 Here we go again. 489 00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:32,155 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 490 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,115 I live to serve you, my Lord. 491 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,783 I can help you become immortal. 492 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:38,703 If you are lying, you will burn. 493 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:59,557 Wait! Wait! You wait for me! I'm coming with you! Wait, wait... 494 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:15,198 (BOTH GRUNTING) 495 00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:26,834 Watch out! 496 00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:36,052 RICK: We got to put this mummy down fast! The longer we wait, the stronger they get! 497 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:38,471 Open the gate! Open the gate! 498 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:45,728 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN) 499 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:49,649 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, pal. There's a mummy on the loose. 500 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:51,025 -You wanna drive? -Why not? 501 00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,902 God, I love a woman who can drive a truck. 502 00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:56,072 Hey, pal, I'm really sorry, but you know what? Happy New Year! 503 00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:57,699 Hit it, honey! 504 00:43:03,038 --> 00:43:04,747 No! Move over! 505 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,709 What? No! 506 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,127 No! 507 00:43:12,214 --> 00:43:13,256 (SCREAMS) 508 00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:17,552 No! 509 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:21,639 -What? -Jonathan, get in the back! 510 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,100 Sorry about the Rolls! 511 00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:26,603 You guys are like mummy magnets! 512 00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,857 -We have to turn you around! -Okay. 513 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,156 Excuse me. 514 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,328 -Hey, we could use this! -Give me that! 515 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:49,083 -Oh, yeah, that's a better idea. -RICK: Size counts! 516 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:52,086 Stop mucking about! They're getting away! 517 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:54,756 (GRUNTS) Just drive! 518 00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,634 RICK: Aim for the Emperor! JONATHAN: Aim for the Emperor? 519 00:43:57,718 --> 00:44:00,386 -Light it up, Jonathan! -I'm trying! 520 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:01,596 Fire! 521 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,722 (SCREAMS) 522 00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,692 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 523 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,743 Did we get him? 524 00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,953 -Fire! -What, again? 525 00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:27,955 -Your ass is on fire! -My ass? 526 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,916 -Hold still! -Rick, my ass is on fire! 527 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,459 -Well, spank my... -I'm putting it out! 528 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,294 -Put me out, Rick! -Just hold still! 529 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,672 Spank my ass! Spank my ass! 530 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:37,715 All right, here I come! 531 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,470 LIN: Give me your hand! 532 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,727 Come on! 533 00:44:50,312 --> 00:44:51,729 Watch out! 534 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,773 RICK: Evy, where are you going? 535 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:55,983 -Taking a short cut! -Evy! 536 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,486 (BOTH SCREAMING) 537 00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,495 -I told you it was a short cut! -Right! 538 00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:09,455 Now he's chasing us! 539 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,541 (YELPS) 540 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:13,876 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 541 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,211 Hurry! 542 00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:19,048 Give me your hand. Here, you're gonna need these. 543 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:21,008 -Don't wait up for me. -Where are you going? 544 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:22,218 Out! 545 00:45:28,350 --> 00:45:31,018 -Where's Rick? -Where do you think? 546 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,609 Damn it! 547 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,240 You're mine! 548 00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:46,659 (HORSES NEIGHING) 549 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:53,040 -Give me your hand and get on this horse! -Get back, Dad! 550 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:58,087 Alexander Rupert O'Connell, you get on the back of this horse this instant! 551 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:07,388 (EXCLAIMING) 552 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:11,642 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Oh, God! 553 00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:18,816 (SCREAMING) 554 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:20,067 JONATHAN: Evy! 555 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:22,737 We've got to go back and help Rick! 556 00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:25,698 JONATHAN: Rick! Forget Rick! Here they come! 557 00:46:34,249 --> 00:46:35,917 I'll go after the Emperor. 558 00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:38,753 Trust me. I've got a little more experience with mummies. 559 00:46:38,837 --> 00:46:42,340 And I have the only weapon that can kill him. 560 00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:44,842 Okay. I'll cover you. Let's go! 561 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,352 ALEX: Lin! 562 00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:56,896 (SCREAMS) 563 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:14,789 -I thought you were dead! -He missed. 564 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:29,846 (EXCLAIMING) 565 00:47:41,775 --> 00:47:43,192 LIN: Look out! 566 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:26,986 (PANTING) 567 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:33,993 -Thanks, Rick. Could you get the cab? -Does it look like I have a wallet? 568 00:48:53,013 --> 00:48:55,765 You know, I would have killed the Emperor if you two hadn't blown my cover. 569 00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:57,099 I had everything under control. 570 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,435 Oh, yeah, that's exactly what we were thinking. 571 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:01,354 Yeah, well, good going, you raised another mummy. 572 00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,397 And this bugger's got superpowers. 573 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:06,734 ALEX: He's got control over fire, water, metal and who knows what else. 574 00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:07,902 And you dug him up anyway. 575 00:49:07,986 --> 00:49:09,737 Yeah, well, you're not gonna pin this one on me, okay, Dad? 576 00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:12,073 -RICK: Am I? -Oh, stop it, you two. 577 00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:15,576 No one's to blame here. Wilson manipulated all of us. 578 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,786 Yeah, that's true. 579 00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:18,955 I apologize for my parents. 580 00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:21,874 But I thought we worked really well together. 581 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:24,126 Except we failed. 582 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:29,632 I'm sorry, we haven't been properly introduced. 583 00:49:29,716 --> 00:49:32,301 -Who are you exactly? -My name is Lin. 584 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:35,763 My family has watched over the Emperor's tomb for centuries. 585 00:49:35,847 --> 00:49:40,184 The Emperor cannot be killed unless he is stabbed through the heart with this. 586 00:49:40,268 --> 00:49:42,979 My mother put a curse on it long ago. 587 00:49:44,356 --> 00:49:45,398 Mmm-hmm. 588 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,985 Well, a quick family meeting, Alex. 589 00:49:50,737 --> 00:49:52,279 -Sit. -Down. 590 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:56,325 What do you really know about this girl? 591 00:49:56,410 --> 00:50:01,163 Well, not much, but after her help tonight, I'm willing to go on a little faith. 592 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,124 -Faith. -Time is running out. 593 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:05,710 You don't really believe in the concept of personal space, do you? 594 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:09,296 If the Emperor reaches Shangri-La and drinks from the Pool of Eternal Life, 595 00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:12,258 he will raise his army and no one will be safe. 596 00:50:12,342 --> 00:50:14,885 Much as I'd like to stay this boyishly handsome forever, 597 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,429 Shangri-La is a crock. 598 00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,472 Yeah, but that's what you used to say about mummies, too, Jon. 599 00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:20,683 -You did pretty well off it. -Good point. 600 00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:25,187 The Gateway to Shangri-La lies in a mountain pass high in the Himalayas. 601 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,440 Beyond it is a golden tower. 602 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:31,235 Once the diamond is placed at the top, it will point the way to Shangri-La. 603 00:50:31,319 --> 00:50:33,362 Yang still has the diamond, 604 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:36,449 and that's where he and the Emperor will go. 605 00:50:36,992 --> 00:50:38,034 She's right. 606 00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:41,203 All the legends of the Eye mention the Gateway. 607 00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:43,456 I like her, Alex. She knows what's what. 608 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:49,045 Now, just say that we were to believe you, could you guide us there? 609 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:52,548 Yes. I have been there once. I remember the way. 610 00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,845 Himalayas. We're going to need a plane. 611 00:50:57,929 --> 00:51:00,723 Well, I know just the Mad Dog for the job. 612 00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:07,021 MAGUIRE: Well, any self-respecting pilot would land on the valley floor, 613 00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:08,856 but I don't have any self-respect, 614 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:11,192 so I'll put you down halfway up the mountain. 615 00:51:11,276 --> 00:51:13,027 That should give us a good advantage. 616 00:51:13,111 --> 00:51:15,196 MAGUIRE: Of course, I can't guarantee any of us will live. 617 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,489 Great! 618 00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:24,121 I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any! 619 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:26,415 (LAUGHING) 620 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:29,293 -Why am I laughing? -Here we go! 621 00:51:30,253 --> 00:51:33,506 RICK: Mad Dog, Mad Dog! Ease up, ease up, ease up! 622 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,341 JONATHAN: Oh, God! 623 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:40,471 (SCREAMING) 624 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,850 JONATHAN: Maguire! 625 00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,104 Come on, man! 626 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:49,814 Mad Dog! 627 00:51:57,405 --> 00:51:59,115 (YAK BELLOWING) 628 00:52:02,285 --> 00:52:03,953 RICK: Brake! No, no! Nobody move. 629 00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:06,789 Nobody move, nobody move! 630 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:22,471 What is that God-awful smell? 631 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,474 The yak yakked. 632 00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:29,812 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 633 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,231 Welcome to the modern world, my Lord. 634 00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:34,692 Why did you raise me? 635 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:39,321 I love this land. Only you can lead us back to greatness. 636 00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:42,575 What is in it for you? 637 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,954 I want to serve as your general. 638 00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:50,124 The last general I trusted... 639 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,210 betrayed me. 640 00:52:53,795 --> 00:52:56,547 I will not make that mistake. 641 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:07,516 I cannot escape this curse until I am immortal... 642 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:09,810 General. 643 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:13,522 I understand, my Lord. 644 00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:17,693 We need to find the Pool of Eternal Life. 645 00:53:18,570 --> 00:53:22,448 This will point the way. 646 00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:27,536 (ROARS) 647 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,638 (MAGUIRE SINGING) Can't you see it's Mr. McGuire 648 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,556 come to court your sister Kate 649 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:51,727 You know very well he owns the farm a wee bit out... 650 00:53:51,811 --> 00:53:53,646 (PLANE ENGINE HUMMING) 651 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,243 MAGUIRE OVER RADIO: Delta-Tango-Alpha to Ricochet. Come in, Ricochet. 652 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,747 Delta-Tango-Alpha, this is Ricochet. Go ahead, Mad Dog. 653 00:54:11,831 --> 00:54:14,291 Yeah, you know that Yang fellow you told me to keep me eye out for? 654 00:54:14,376 --> 00:54:15,584 He's just shown up. 655 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:17,920 Ricochet out. Thanks, Mad Dog. 656 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:19,672 That's us, people! Let's go! 657 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,590 -Jonathan, wake up! -What... 658 00:54:31,351 --> 00:54:32,935 Hold the line! 659 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:37,606 Good, we're a little more than halfway. 660 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:41,235 We're gonna... We're gonna camp up there for the night. 661 00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:58,252 ALEX: Lin says if we leave at first light, we'll reach the Gateway by noon. 662 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:03,757 Did she happen to mention how she knows so much about the Gateway? 663 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:06,635 No, not really. Kind of mysterious. 664 00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:10,180 She's certainly managed to enchant you. 665 00:55:12,350 --> 00:55:15,019 Come on, Alex. You obviously like her. 666 00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:20,566 Mom, the thin mountain air, clearly messing with your head. 667 00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,653 Whatever secret she's hiding, 668 00:55:25,905 --> 00:55:28,032 I just don't want to see you get hurt. 669 00:55:28,116 --> 00:55:31,577 I appreciate that, but, you know, 670 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:35,706 I've had my fair share of experience with the opposite sex. 671 00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:36,957 Really? 672 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:41,503 How many experiences are we talking about? 673 00:55:42,797 --> 00:55:48,010 Well, you shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to, okay, Mom? 674 00:55:48,094 --> 00:55:49,219 Right. 675 00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,222 Hey, Mom. 676 00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:57,853 I'm sorry I blamed you guys for raising the Emperor. 677 00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,699 What's so funny? 678 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:18,290 My mother is under the impression there's something between us. 679 00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:20,376 I hope nothing romantic. 680 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:26,965 Yeah, well, I told her there was no chance of that. 681 00:56:27,050 --> 00:56:29,426 We're complete opposites, you and me, right? 682 00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:34,556 You guard tombs. I raid them. You like ancient knives. I'm into guns. 683 00:56:35,266 --> 00:56:37,726 Those are some pretty insurmountable odds. 684 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:40,062 -Absolutely. -Well, good. 685 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:45,150 Now that we've cleared that up, we can focus on taking down the Emperor. 686 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:46,860 I agree totally. 687 00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:52,199 Besides, you're not my type. 688 00:56:55,161 --> 00:56:59,289 Of course not. You don't like a woman who can knock you on your backside. 689 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,500 (CHUCKLES) 690 00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:04,002 The expression is "kick my ass." 691 00:57:05,004 --> 00:57:07,506 And for the record, you didn't. 692 00:57:10,218 --> 00:57:13,470 Yeah, it's not easy being me, you know. 693 00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:15,264 Then again, I don't suppose it's easy being you, 694 00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:17,516 is it, Geraldine, old girl? 695 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,810 If I'd met a girl like you, Geraldine... 696 00:57:19,894 --> 00:57:22,813 You know, hard-working, you don't say much, 697 00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:27,276 you're a little bit hairy, but I don't mind that. 698 00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:40,622 There it is! We found it! 699 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,632 The Gateway of Shangri-La! 700 00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:02,102 JONATHAN: Go, girl! Go! You're free! 701 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:05,397 Go, Geraldine! Live free! 702 00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:18,285 What did you do now? Rob an armory? 703 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:21,830 Have you ever seen a Walther P38? 704 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:24,166 Looks pretty anemic compared to the Peacekeeper. 705 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:27,628 Well, it's not about size, Dad. It's about stamina. 706 00:58:30,131 --> 00:58:31,673 You want power? 707 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:38,180 I give you the Thompson submachine gun. Fifty rounds a drum. 708 00:58:38,264 --> 00:58:41,433 -Twenty-five a mag. -Tommy's good, Dad, 709 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:43,227 but the cocking mechanism always jams. 710 00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:47,689 Here. Check out the Russian PPS Personal Assault Weapon. 711 00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:49,483 Now, this is the future right here. 712 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:52,945 You know, it's experience that wins the day. It's not all about firepower. 713 00:58:53,029 --> 00:58:54,988 Boys! If I may... 714 00:58:55,114 --> 00:58:56,949 Do we have a plan for the Emperor? 715 00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:58,992 Yeah. We're gonna hit him high, hard and fast 716 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:00,827 and smash him like a Ming vase. 717 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:04,039 -And if that doesn't work? -We go to plan B. 718 00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:07,292 Plan B! You go upstairs, you blow up that gold tower thing. 719 00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:09,503 -You light it up. We blow the guy sky high! -Me? 720 00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:10,629 -You! What? -Dad? 721 00:59:10,713 --> 00:59:12,839 So if the explosion doesn't kill us, the avalanche will. 722 00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:14,424 -You got a better idea? -Yeah. I do. 723 00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:16,385 I say we ambush him with long-range rifles and silencers. 724 00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:17,553 Long-range, that's a better idea. 725 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:18,720 Yeah, we can get in close, Dad. 726 00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:19,930 -JONATHAN: Much better idea. -And then we can finish him off 727 00:59:20,014 --> 00:59:21,640 -with Lin's dagger. -Look, I'm sorry, 728 00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:24,393 I just don't put much faith in your girlfriend's magic dagger. 729 00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:26,687 -Okay, Dad, she is not my girlfriend. -You say that now, 730 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,855 -but I still don't trust her. -Well, I do. 731 00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:31,650 -So you should trust my judgment, okay? -Look, kid, 732 00:59:31,734 --> 00:59:33,402 I've put down more mummies in my time than you. 733 00:59:33,486 --> 00:59:34,903 You put down one mummy, Dad. 734 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:38,198 Yeah. Same mummy twice! 735 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:45,497 EVELYN: Hand me the green wire, will you, please? 736 00:59:46,499 --> 00:59:48,417 Are you sure you know what you are doing? 737 00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:50,669 Of course. I've done this a hundred times. 738 00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:54,339 If the Emperor places the Eye up there, all will be lost. 739 00:59:58,845 --> 01:00:00,846 (PANTING) 740 01:00:07,061 --> 01:00:08,103 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 741 01:00:08,187 --> 01:00:09,938 Clear a path to the Golden Tower. 742 01:00:10,523 --> 01:00:13,525 Prove yourself to me. 743 01:00:19,782 --> 01:00:20,866 (ORDERING TROOPS) 744 01:00:27,707 --> 01:00:29,458 Let's give a warm O'Connell welcome! 745 01:00:31,252 --> 01:00:32,878 (COMMANDING) 746 01:00:33,755 --> 01:00:34,921 Fire! 747 01:00:35,089 --> 01:00:36,757 (MACHINE GUN FIRING) 748 01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,553 (SCREAMING) 749 01:00:48,061 --> 01:00:49,311 Bazooka! 750 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:55,901 RICK: Fall back! 751 01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:07,621 Alex! Follow me! 752 01:01:18,966 --> 01:01:21,093 (ORDERING IN MANDARIN) 753 01:01:22,970 --> 01:01:24,763 We gotta take out those bazookas! 754 01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:27,974 Go! 755 01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:37,442 Fall back! 756 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:40,028 Move! Move! Move! Move! 757 01:01:47,537 --> 01:01:49,996 Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower! 758 01:01:50,123 --> 01:01:51,957 Hey, I'm actually a little bit concerned about plan B! 759 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:53,458 Couldn't we go straight to plan C? 760 01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:56,169 Just make it go bang! I'll cover you! 761 01:01:57,338 --> 01:01:58,630 Come on. 762 01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:01,717 All right, let's go, go, go! Come on, come on! 763 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:03,635 Come on. Oh, be good. 764 01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:23,363 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 765 01:02:23,489 --> 01:02:24,990 Set up a crossfire! 766 01:02:25,658 --> 01:02:26,950 Move it! 767 01:02:30,663 --> 01:02:32,038 (GUN CLICKING) 768 01:02:35,334 --> 01:02:37,002 EVELYN: My last round! 769 01:02:41,215 --> 01:02:45,510 (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 770 01:03:00,693 --> 01:03:04,863 -Abominable snowmen? -The Tibetans call them yeti! 771 01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:07,407 (SNARLS) 772 01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:08,909 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 773 01:03:09,035 --> 01:03:10,410 Please! I need your help! 774 01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:12,704 These soldiers are evil! 775 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,666 She speaks Yeti? 776 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,052 (YETI ROARS) 777 01:03:32,058 --> 01:03:33,141 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 778 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:34,893 Shoot! Kill them! 779 01:03:42,735 --> 01:03:45,570 Why do I always have to save the day? 780 01:03:46,197 --> 01:03:47,531 I hate it when the kid's right! 781 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:49,908 (GRUNTING) 782 01:03:51,744 --> 01:03:53,411 Get the other guy! 783 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:55,580 Thanks! 784 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:22,274 Trouble! 785 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:35,287 (SCREAMING) 786 01:04:38,332 --> 01:04:41,251 (ROARING) 787 01:04:45,131 --> 01:04:48,633 (GRUNTING) 788 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:04,357 You can die slow or you can die fast. 789 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:12,657 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 790 01:05:17,538 --> 01:05:19,456 (GRUNTING) 791 01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:28,840 Yes! Yes! Yes! 792 01:05:30,176 --> 01:05:32,677 (LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY) Yeah! I did it! 793 01:05:33,346 --> 01:05:37,682 Oh, Mother, I did it! Time for a retreat, I think. 794 01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:47,859 I'm on your team! I'm a team player! "One for all and all for me" kind of thing! 795 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:52,364 The dynamite, all this dynamite! We should get out of here! 796 01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:09,714 Back off! Back off! 797 01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:11,633 LIN: Run! 798 01:06:20,893 --> 01:06:22,811 (ROARING) 799 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:43,039 (GROANS) I hate mummies! They never play fair! 800 01:06:51,090 --> 01:06:53,425 Dad! Dad, what are you doing? 801 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:04,728 Over here! Over here! Come on! Over here! 802 01:07:05,521 --> 01:07:06,896 Oh, no! 803 01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:13,611 Rick! 804 01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:18,450 (SCREAMING) 805 01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:41,973 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 806 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:43,975 Shangri-La. 807 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:54,444 That's a diamond. 808 01:07:56,947 --> 01:07:58,490 I could use a diamond like that. 809 01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:22,514 Dad! 810 01:08:26,018 --> 01:08:27,352 (JONATHAN SCREAMS) 811 01:08:29,438 --> 01:08:31,940 Okay, hold it. Hold on there, Dad. 812 01:08:32,024 --> 01:08:35,193 All right, please, please, please put pressure on it, okay, Dad? 813 01:08:35,277 --> 01:08:38,613 RICK: It's all right, it's all right. We've been in tougher scrapes than this. 814 01:08:45,162 --> 01:08:46,788 Avalanche! 815 01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:57,841 (EMPEROR ROARING) 816 01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:12,230 (LIN GASPS) 817 01:09:19,363 --> 01:09:21,531 -Help! Help me! -Lin! 818 01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:28,079 Please! Help me! 819 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:40,383 (SCREAMING) 820 01:10:00,404 --> 01:10:01,863 (CRUNCHING) 821 01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:07,368 (YETI GROWLING) 822 01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:11,206 Yes! 823 01:10:11,290 --> 01:10:12,457 (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 824 01:10:12,541 --> 01:10:15,084 I've got it! And I'm still alive! 825 01:10:18,964 --> 01:10:21,507 ALEX: (MUFFLED) Help me, please. Somebody help me! 826 01:10:22,259 --> 01:10:25,094 -We're over here! Over here! -Alex? 827 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:27,764 -ALEX: Mom, Mom, we're down here! -Alex? 828 01:10:28,098 --> 01:10:29,557 We're over here! 829 01:10:29,642 --> 01:10:31,392 (ALEX PANTING) 830 01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:43,238 Oh, God. 831 01:10:44,657 --> 01:10:48,534 We've got to take him to Shangri-La now! It's our only chance. 832 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,472 We made it! 833 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:28,783 The Pool. 834 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:39,794 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 835 01:11:39,878 --> 01:11:41,045 Mother. 836 01:11:42,548 --> 01:11:43,589 My sweet daughter. 837 01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:53,558 I beg you... 838 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,186 My father is dying. 839 01:11:57,646 --> 01:11:58,938 They are my friends. 840 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:01,316 Oh, please. 841 01:12:01,692 --> 01:12:02,734 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 842 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:21,002 (RICK GASPS) 843 01:12:37,644 --> 01:12:39,020 Thank you. 844 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:43,483 He must rest. We'll take him to my chamber. 845 01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:01,376 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 846 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:05,004 Where are you going, General? Our destiny awaits. 847 01:13:10,177 --> 01:13:14,889 Well, it's not everyone that gets their brother-in-law back from the dead. 848 01:13:15,516 --> 01:13:18,851 Yeah, give me my four score years and ten any day. 849 01:13:23,857 --> 01:13:25,733 Is this Shangri-La? 850 01:13:35,702 --> 01:13:38,538 I could live here. Lots of opportunity. 851 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:41,999 A casino. 852 01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:46,838 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 853 01:13:46,922 --> 01:13:50,258 I was wrong to involve you in my revenge. 854 01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:52,301 No, mother. 855 01:13:53,387 --> 01:13:55,555 I would do anything for you. 856 01:14:04,857 --> 01:14:07,233 ALEX: He's resting well. Thank you. 857 01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:11,404 How'd you get involved in all this? 858 01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:16,534 The Emperor murdered the only man I ever loved, Lin's father. 859 01:14:18,036 --> 01:14:20,872 I would have died, too, by his hand, 860 01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:24,876 if the yeti had not found me and brought me to this pool. 861 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:28,045 Hang on a second. How did this all happen? 862 01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:30,089 This was before Christ. 863 01:14:33,051 --> 01:14:35,845 How long were you guarding his tomb? 864 01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:37,597 Over 2,000 years. 865 01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:46,063 The Emperor must never be allowed to reach the Pool, 866 01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:49,066 or he will have the power to raise his army. 867 01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:50,776 And once he becomes immortal, 868 01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:54,906 he can transform himself into the most hideous creatures ever seen. 869 01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:57,950 I will take the first watch at the entrance. 870 01:15:04,666 --> 01:15:08,211 You know, I have no problem dating an older woman. 871 01:15:11,089 --> 01:15:13,424 I'm afraid we can't be together. 872 01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:16,928 Wait. What? Why? 873 01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:21,182 Because I'm going to live forever. 874 01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:24,268 I don't want to watch you die. 875 01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:27,063 So what? That's it? 876 01:15:28,023 --> 01:15:31,067 You're just gonna sit on the sidelines for eternity? 877 01:15:31,151 --> 01:15:34,237 My mother has mourned my father for centuries. 878 01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:37,532 I don't know if my heart can bear it. 879 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:45,373 People can live an entire lifetime in one look. 880 01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:50,086 I watch my parents do it every day. 881 01:15:53,173 --> 01:15:54,215 JONATHAN: Alex? 882 01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:54,340 JONATHAN: Alex? 883 01:15:55,717 --> 01:15:58,302 Your father's awake. Get up here! 884 01:16:11,149 --> 01:16:12,400 Hello. 885 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:18,447 If this is heaven, it looks pretty good so far. 886 01:16:26,665 --> 01:16:29,250 Nice to see some things never change. 887 01:16:47,352 --> 01:16:49,854 Go easy on him. He feels terrible. 888 01:16:55,527 --> 01:16:58,029 When I saw you lying there, Dad... 889 01:16:58,363 --> 01:17:01,240 I've never been so scared in my life. 890 01:17:02,826 --> 01:17:05,077 Well, that makes two of us. 891 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:09,081 I mean, you know, you're not supposed to die, you know? 892 01:17:09,166 --> 01:17:11,208 You're Ricochet O'Connell, right? 893 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:14,545 You get beat up, you get tossed around, 894 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:17,256 but, well, you're always standing there in the end. 895 01:17:17,341 --> 01:17:20,551 I never really thought of the world without you. 896 01:17:24,222 --> 01:17:25,681 Alex, 897 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,393 the truth is, 898 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:33,606 I'm just trying to... 899 01:17:35,692 --> 01:17:37,652 I'm just... 900 01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:38,944 I'm trying to be a good husband. 901 01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:40,404 I'm trying to be a good parent. 902 01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:44,075 And the truth is, I've been dropping the ball lately, and... 903 01:17:44,159 --> 01:17:47,119 No, you know, I haven't been the world's greatest son, you know? 904 01:17:47,245 --> 01:17:51,248 No, no, that's 'cause you get it from her side of the family. 905 01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:52,750 Come here. 906 01:17:56,421 --> 01:17:57,755 My boys. 907 01:18:01,134 --> 01:18:02,218 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 908 01:18:02,302 --> 01:18:05,137 You look tired, you should rest. 909 01:18:06,139 --> 01:18:07,306 I'll stay. 910 01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:10,643 Fate is about to deal its final hand. 911 01:18:10,977 --> 01:18:13,270 If we are to defeat the Emperor... 912 01:18:13,605 --> 01:18:17,191 I must ask for one more sacrifice. 913 01:18:17,609 --> 01:18:18,859 Anything, mother. 914 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,863 Your immortality. 915 01:18:26,326 --> 01:18:27,368 (EXPLOSION) 916 01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:37,461 Oh, no! His powers have been fully restored! 917 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:38,879 Time to go. 918 01:19:01,361 --> 01:19:02,403 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 919 01:19:02,487 --> 01:19:04,864 General Ming's daughter. 920 01:19:05,699 --> 01:19:08,033 Your child will be mine. 921 01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:18,836 He is immortal. 922 01:19:47,532 --> 01:19:50,785 Hey! You three-headed shape-shifting son of a bitch! 923 01:19:59,544 --> 01:20:01,420 (LIN GRUNTING) 924 01:20:01,546 --> 01:20:02,546 Lin! 925 01:20:13,558 --> 01:20:14,767 LIN: Alex! 926 01:20:18,396 --> 01:20:19,480 Alex! 927 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:30,866 He's taking her back to his tomb to raise his army! 928 01:20:30,951 --> 01:20:34,078 -Is there a faster way down from here? -The yeti. They'll help. 929 01:20:34,162 --> 01:20:36,247 But he's already in the air. It'll be too late! 930 01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:40,501 Mad Dog can outfly a three-headed lizard any day of the week! Let's go. 931 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:47,800 MAGUIRE: Portside! Nine o'clock! 932 01:20:55,016 --> 01:20:57,685 Rick? Should I quit drinking? 933 01:21:03,608 --> 01:21:04,608 OVER RADIO: Jonathan to Rick. 934 01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,694 You'd better get a move on if you're gonna beat him to the tomb! 935 01:21:06,778 --> 01:21:09,488 RICK: Yeah, yeah, just get back here as fast as you can with the reinforcements. 936 01:21:09,614 --> 01:21:11,323 No sightseeing! 937 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:15,619 Here, Dad. 938 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:16,745 -Is that for me? -Yeah. 939 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,997 Nice. 940 01:21:18,790 --> 01:21:22,793 The Terracotta Army is not indestructible until it crosses the Great Wall. 941 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:26,255 That's comforting. How exactly are we supposed to fend them off? 942 01:21:26,339 --> 01:21:27,590 When the Emperor built the Wall, 943 01:21:27,674 --> 01:21:29,049 he buried his enemies underneath it 944 01:21:29,134 --> 01:21:31,552 and cursed their souls to hold it up for eternity. 945 01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:36,557 Most of them were conquered soldiers. I will call them to battle once again. 946 01:21:36,641 --> 01:21:42,146 Unlock an altar, raise an army. That sounds like a plan. Let's go. 947 01:21:51,990 --> 01:21:54,491 (SOLDIERS SHOUTING) 948 01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:09,006 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 949 01:22:09,132 --> 01:22:10,299 Grab her. 950 01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:12,676 Guard her with your life. 951 01:22:15,805 --> 01:22:17,014 Alex? 952 01:22:19,309 --> 01:22:21,852 -Where'd he go? -Where do you think? 953 01:22:38,536 --> 01:22:39,536 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 954 01:22:39,663 --> 01:22:41,246 AWAKE! 955 01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:28,752 (HORSE NEIGHING) 956 01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:19,636 Today you awake to a world... 957 01:24:20,346 --> 01:24:22,723 in the grip of chaos and corruption. 958 01:24:22,807 --> 01:24:24,892 Open the gates of the past 959 01:24:24,976 --> 01:24:27,519 and free the souls of the wrongfully damned. 960 01:24:28,271 --> 01:24:30,147 I will restore order... 961 01:24:30,815 --> 01:24:33,150 I will retake what is mine. 962 01:24:33,818 --> 01:24:36,487 I will crush any idea of freedom. 963 01:24:36,613 --> 01:24:39,698 In the name of the ancestors and the righteous, 964 01:24:39,824 --> 01:24:43,160 I sacrifice my immortality and that of my daughter 965 01:24:43,286 --> 01:24:45,162 so that you may rise this day! 966 01:24:45,288 --> 01:24:47,164 I will slaughter without mercy. 967 01:24:47,499 --> 01:24:50,000 I will conquer without compassion. 968 01:24:50,335 --> 01:24:52,669 I will now lead you past the Great Wall. 969 01:24:53,004 --> 01:24:56,632 Once you cross, you will be indestructible. 970 01:24:57,550 --> 01:25:02,721 Bring down the wrath of the oppressed on this Emperor and all who follow him! 971 01:25:03,223 --> 01:25:05,349 I raised you for one purpose... 972 01:25:05,683 --> 01:25:08,393 to enforce my will on the entire world! 973 01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,521 Long live the Emperor! 974 01:25:13,149 --> 01:25:16,485 I call upon the hundreds and the thousands 975 01:25:16,569 --> 01:25:21,448 that you may rise up and seize this moment to take your victory, 976 01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:25,369 to take your justice and to take your revenge! 977 01:25:44,389 --> 01:25:45,889 Zi Yuan. 978 01:25:50,186 --> 01:25:52,187 (SHOUTING) 979 01:25:52,272 --> 01:25:53,897 It's General Ming! 980 01:25:54,357 --> 01:25:55,941 Follow General Ming! 981 01:26:00,238 --> 01:26:03,407 Prepare for battle! 982 01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:15,586 These are... They're good undead guys, right? 983 01:26:16,129 --> 01:26:19,173 Oh, no, no, no! 984 01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:21,550 Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan sent us! 985 01:26:21,634 --> 01:26:25,888 -Darling, I don't think he speaks English. -RICK: We're with Zi Yuan! 986 01:26:25,972 --> 01:26:27,264 Zi Yuan? 987 01:26:27,807 --> 01:26:29,099 Right. 988 01:26:30,768 --> 01:26:32,060 Let's go. 989 01:26:33,062 --> 01:26:34,396 To battle! 990 01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:41,778 (GRUNTING) 991 01:26:54,959 --> 01:26:59,087 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! 992 01:27:01,925 --> 01:27:03,467 Archers form up! 993 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:08,972 Incoming! 994 01:27:22,278 --> 01:27:26,365 -Hey! That's my favorite blue shirt. -I've always hated that shirt. 995 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,742 (CHATTERING) 996 01:27:41,506 --> 01:27:42,547 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 997 01:27:42,674 --> 01:27:44,258 Death to General Ming! 998 01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,680 Charge! 999 01:27:59,857 --> 01:28:02,025 Welcome to the 20th century! 1000 01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:04,861 (MACHINE GUN FIRING) 1001 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:18,750 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1002 01:28:18,876 --> 01:28:21,295 We can't let them cross the wall! 1003 01:28:55,246 --> 01:28:57,247 (GRUNTING) 1004 01:29:48,007 --> 01:29:49,466 You are no longer immortal. 1005 01:30:30,425 --> 01:30:33,176 Honey! Fall back to higher ground! 1006 01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:42,185 I really hate mummies! 1007 01:30:42,270 --> 01:30:44,604 It seems the feeling's mutual! 1008 01:30:48,359 --> 01:30:50,527 Shut up, clay boy! Fore! 1009 01:30:51,112 --> 01:30:52,279 Run! 1010 01:31:05,209 --> 01:31:06,793 -Catch! -Got it! 1011 01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:13,216 Next time I say, "We've been in tougher scrapes than this," I mean this! 1012 01:31:32,487 --> 01:31:35,071 (GUN FIRING) 1013 01:31:38,910 --> 01:31:42,204 Die, you mummy bastards! Die! 1014 01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:45,332 There is no call for bad language! 1015 01:31:47,585 --> 01:31:50,837 Jonathan certainly knows how to make an entrance! 1016 01:32:17,448 --> 01:32:19,241 Any regrets, darling? 1017 01:32:21,369 --> 01:32:23,328 None. Not ever. 1018 01:32:32,755 --> 01:32:35,674 -You okay? -Yeah, sure, no problem. 1019 01:32:35,758 --> 01:32:38,260 We had it completely under control. 1020 01:32:41,097 --> 01:32:43,807 This guy ever run out of tricks? 1021 01:32:48,187 --> 01:32:49,521 No! 1022 01:32:56,737 --> 01:32:58,238 Mother! No! 1023 01:33:01,075 --> 01:33:02,367 Mother! 1024 01:33:07,290 --> 01:33:09,583 Mother! Mother! 1025 01:33:19,885 --> 01:33:21,886 Pierce through his heart. 1026 01:33:24,724 --> 01:33:29,227 You must live and fight on. 1027 01:33:30,062 --> 01:33:31,855 (CRYING) 1028 01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:51,207 She said through the heart. 1029 01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:53,835 Through the heart. Let's go. 1030 01:34:06,599 --> 01:34:07,641 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1031 01:34:07,725 --> 01:34:08,808 Get in! 1032 01:34:09,685 --> 01:34:12,395 The O'Connells are going to stop the Emperor! 1033 01:34:24,033 --> 01:34:26,451 So, Dad, what's the plan? 1034 01:34:26,535 --> 01:34:28,036 Divide and conquer! 1035 01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:31,206 No offense, but isn't that a little short on detail? 1036 01:34:31,916 --> 01:34:34,417 -Twelve o'clock low! -Hang on! 1037 01:34:42,677 --> 01:34:44,094 Remember our deal! 1038 01:34:44,178 --> 01:34:46,805 When this is over, my men get to drink for free! 1039 01:34:46,889 --> 01:34:49,808 You can have the whole damn bar for all I care! 1040 01:34:49,892 --> 01:34:52,602 I'm getting the hell out of China. 1041 01:35:23,300 --> 01:35:24,342 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1042 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:26,886 I dug you up... 1043 01:35:27,805 --> 01:35:30,265 and I'm gonna put you down. 1044 01:35:45,030 --> 01:35:47,282 (SCREAMING) 1045 01:36:01,589 --> 01:36:04,340 Alex? Alex! 1046 01:36:24,904 --> 01:36:26,613 (GRUNTING) 1047 01:36:31,786 --> 01:36:33,661 (CHOKING) 1048 01:37:03,192 --> 01:37:04,234 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1049 01:37:04,318 --> 01:37:05,401 Let go! 1050 01:37:05,486 --> 01:37:06,569 Never! 1051 01:37:10,491 --> 01:37:13,451 RICK: Enough tricks! Where's your honor? 1052 01:37:16,580 --> 01:37:18,289 Fight like a man! 1053 01:37:24,296 --> 01:37:26,214 (RICK GRUNTING) 1054 01:37:57,037 --> 01:37:58,705 Divide 1055 01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:01,749 and conquer. 1056 01:38:41,332 --> 01:38:43,541 (EMPEROR GROANING) 1057 01:38:48,422 --> 01:38:51,257 Now you can rule in hell. 1058 01:39:16,492 --> 01:39:17,533 (SPEAKING MANDARIN) 1059 01:39:17,618 --> 01:39:19,369 The Emperor is dead. 1060 01:39:19,662 --> 01:39:21,329 The Emperor is dead! 1061 01:39:57,950 --> 01:40:00,368 (SINGING) 1062 01:40:08,252 --> 01:40:12,380 -Evening, girls. You're looking well. -WOMAN: Good evening, Mr. Maguire. 1063 01:40:13,257 --> 01:40:17,051 -It's a fine night to be me. -You dance great for an old lady. 1064 01:40:17,594 --> 01:40:20,138 Someone told me to stop living on the sidelines. 1065 01:40:20,222 --> 01:40:23,266 -Well, he sounds like a smart guy. -He is. 1066 01:40:35,279 --> 01:40:38,781 So I guess Dash and Scarlet have their next adventure? 1067 01:40:38,866 --> 01:40:41,743 Why write about it when you can live it? 1068 01:40:42,870 --> 01:40:47,081 There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead. 1069 01:40:47,916 --> 01:40:50,501 Even more romantic doing it with you. 1070 01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:54,130 -Kiss me. -Don't have to ask me twice. 1071 01:41:03,265 --> 01:41:04,932 -Can I get your bag, sir? -No, no, no. 1072 01:41:05,017 --> 01:41:07,018 Don't touch it, don't touch it. 1073 01:41:07,102 --> 01:41:08,144 Where are you off to, Mr. Carnahan? 1074 01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:10,605 Someplace where they don't have mummies. 1075 01:41:10,689 --> 01:41:13,524 -Step on it! I've got a plane to catch. -DRIVER: Yes, sir. 1076 01:41:13,609 --> 01:41:17,278 Yeah. Ciao, ciao, Shanghai. 1077 01:41:17,362 --> 01:41:19,530 Peru, here I come. 1078 01:41:22,534 --> 01:41:26,996 Soon after, mummies were found in Peru.