1 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,729 Hey, Pete! Hey, hold this. 2 00:01:47,799 --> 00:01:50,288 I bought some sausage to go with crackers 3 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:53,855 for Adrienne and me because we made out last night. 4 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,029 Think she likes crackers? 5 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,157 I can't right now. I gotta go. I'm in a hurry. 6 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:00,358 I bought French sausage 7 00:02:00,432 --> 00:02:03,489 because I believe Adrienne's family is of French descent. 8 00:02:03,566 --> 00:02:05,089 Interesting. Look, I gotta go. 9 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,825 There should be plenty if you want some later. 10 00:02:06,899 --> 00:02:08,229 - Okay. Good luck. - See you. 11 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,458 - You all right? Go! - Wish me luck! 12 00:02:16,466 --> 00:02:19,796 Last final. Aced it, baby. Aced it! 13 00:02:19,866 --> 00:02:21,025 Party time! 14 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,259 It all starts now. 15 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:25,060 Hey, I'm trying to study. 16 00:02:25,133 --> 00:02:27,462 Booker, you finished your last final yesterday. 17 00:02:27,532 --> 00:02:29,260 I'm getting a head start on next semester. 18 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:32,662 Wrong kind of head, little brother, because today, you become a man. 19 00:02:32,733 --> 00:02:37,166 No longer--get up--will you look at yourself and see a little boy. 20 00:02:37,666 --> 00:02:41,258 No longer will you cry in the shower knowing no matter how hard you scrub, 21 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:45,788 you cannot rid yourself of that most heinous of afflictions. 22 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,830 - Virginity! - I don't cry in the shower. 23 00:02:50,899 --> 00:02:52,058 Settle down. 24 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:55,327 This is all a very complicated process, so pay attention. 25 00:02:55,399 --> 00:02:58,854 Chicks won't have sex with a guy unless the guy's bagged at least four other chicks. 26 00:02:58,933 --> 00:03:02,127 Girls are shallow and want a guy with experience--like me. 27 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:04,822 How am I supposed to have sex with a girl 28 00:03:04,899 --> 00:03:07,797 if girls won't have sex with a guy who hasn't had sex? 29 00:03:07,866 --> 00:03:10,423 The same way all men have been doing it for thousands of years. 30 00:03:10,499 --> 00:03:13,988 - The on-ramp to manhood--whores. - I'm not going to a hooker! 31 00:03:14,066 --> 00:03:15,622 - Don't you wanna be cool like me? - You're not cool. 32 00:03:15,699 --> 00:03:17,426 - Yes, I am. - I'm not going to a hooker. 33 00:03:17,499 --> 00:03:19,590 Look, I figured you'd try and pussy out like this, 34 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,495 being the pussy that you are, you pussy! 35 00:03:21,566 --> 00:03:23,896 So I've already called an escort service, your whore's on the way, 36 00:03:23,966 --> 00:03:27,625 and I told everyone, so they're all gonna think you're a homo if you don't do her. 37 00:03:27,699 --> 00:03:30,257 I'm not giving my special gift to a hooker. 38 00:03:30,332 --> 00:03:31,662 I'm in love with Rachel. 39 00:03:31,733 --> 00:03:32,824 You're a fag! 40 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:40,530 Forget that prude. 41 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:43,088 And that's for calling virginity your special gift. 42 00:03:43,166 --> 00:03:45,529 If you must call it something, call it your horrible shame, 43 00:03:45,599 --> 00:03:47,929 because that's what it is, loser ass. 44 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,228 Did you really tell everyone you got me a hooker? 45 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,458 Yes. 46 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:54,794 Now, you're gonna have sex with this whore, and you're gonna like it. 47 00:03:56,466 --> 00:03:57,727 Merry Christmas. 48 00:04:01,899 --> 00:04:04,161 Did you hear? Styles got Booker a prostitute. 49 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:06,131 - No way. - Yes, way! He told me himself. 50 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,529 Pete, you've gotta hear this. 51 00:04:07,599 --> 00:04:10,088 - I gotta meet someone at the station. - Friend from out of town? 52 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,654 We're carpooling home for break. 53 00:04:11,733 --> 00:04:14,131 - What's with the Christmas tree? - Foosball bought it. 54 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,461 We're not supposed to have Christmas trees--it's a fire hazard. 55 00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:18,691 But the R.A. went home, so who cares? 56 00:04:18,766 --> 00:04:19,823 Whatever. See ya. 57 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:23,229 No, I can't come down. I'm waiting for someone here! 58 00:04:23,299 --> 00:04:24,890 No, I can't! 59 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:27,460 Adrienne, did you hear about the prostitute? 60 00:04:27,532 --> 00:04:28,930 Yeah, Styles told me. 61 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,557 It's disgusting. I don't even think we should let her in the house. 62 00:04:31,632 --> 00:04:33,064 - I agree. - Tony, did you hear? 63 00:04:33,133 --> 00:04:35,963 Yes, I heard about the prostitute, and, no, I don't care. 64 00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:37,692 - But prostitution-- - You know what? 65 00:04:37,766 --> 00:04:39,629 You two need to stay out of other people's shit. 66 00:04:40,265 --> 00:04:41,663 You need to get a life. 67 00:04:42,966 --> 00:04:45,125 He's such an asshole. I don't know why Claire's with him. 68 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,098 Yeah, what an asshole. 69 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:49,791 - Don't you think Tony's an asshole? - Yeah. 70 00:04:49,866 --> 00:04:53,094 - What's your problem? - I kinda made out with Newmar last night. 71 00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:54,563 I'm trying to avoid him. 72 00:04:57,466 --> 00:05:00,557 I don't even need to tell you how pathetic that is. 73 00:05:02,265 --> 00:05:04,424 Maybe he'll forget about it over Christmas. 74 00:05:04,499 --> 00:05:08,295 - I doubt it. He's Jewish. - How long are you here? 75 00:05:08,366 --> 00:05:10,628 My last final's on Saturday. I can't leave until then. 76 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:15,063 Come on, Lynne. Let's go yell at Styles. 77 00:05:15,133 --> 00:05:18,621 No prostitute is coming into this dorm if I have anything to say about it. 78 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:28,032 - Hey, Adrienne. - Gerri, how was the spelunking trip? 79 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:30,827 It was tough but sort of interesting. 80 00:05:30,899 --> 00:05:33,387 What's this? From the university. 81 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,295 Maybe your appeal went through. 82 00:05:35,366 --> 00:05:38,230 I wish. There's no way I'm getting my scholarship back for next semester. 83 00:05:38,299 --> 00:05:39,629 My grades were true shit. 84 00:05:39,699 --> 00:05:41,688 - Who's the package from? - I don't know. 85 00:05:41,766 --> 00:05:46,698 I knew it. They rejected the appeal. Oh, well. So much for college. 86 00:05:46,766 --> 00:05:48,561 - What are you gonna do? - I don't see that there's-- 87 00:05:50,133 --> 00:05:51,826 Have a great holiday, too. 88 00:05:54,299 --> 00:05:56,458 - Hey, guys. What's up? - Hi, Claire. 89 00:05:56,532 --> 00:05:59,430 Gerri, I'm going to the gym. It's cardio-abs day. Wanna come? 90 00:06:10,632 --> 00:06:12,621 - That was close. - Explanation? 91 00:06:12,699 --> 00:06:14,688 I kinda borrowed Claire's favorite handbag without asking, 92 00:06:14,766 --> 00:06:16,096 and I have no idea where I left it. 93 00:06:16,165 --> 00:06:18,154 I'm trying to avoid her until I can find it. 94 00:06:18,232 --> 00:06:20,698 Or maybe she'll forget about it over Christmas. 95 00:06:21,532 --> 00:06:22,623 Yeah, you're screwed. 96 00:06:23,532 --> 00:06:26,464 Do me a favor? A foreign exchange student's meeting me here soon, 97 00:06:26,532 --> 00:06:27,862 but I have to run down to work. 98 00:06:27,933 --> 00:06:30,296 - Could you meet her for me? - I'd like to, but I got a lot of-- 99 00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:38,957 Hey, Wang. Hey, have you seen Adrienne? 100 00:06:39,033 --> 00:06:41,624 No. Could you do me a favor? 101 00:06:41,699 --> 00:06:43,187 Yeah. Maybe later, buddy. 102 00:06:43,265 --> 00:06:44,424 But--but... 103 00:06:53,699 --> 00:06:56,029 - You lose his bag, too? - We kinda hooked up last night. 104 00:06:57,499 --> 00:07:00,090 Shut up! I was depressed. 105 00:07:00,165 --> 00:07:03,154 I was hitting on Foosball all night and he was totally ignoring me. 106 00:07:03,232 --> 00:07:05,289 - lsn't Foosball gay? - No! 107 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,562 - Sure. I'm here for you. - Thanks, Foos. 108 00:07:10,632 --> 00:07:12,222 Her name's Dominique, she's French, 109 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,527 and she's gonna call my phone, so hang on to it. 110 00:07:14,599 --> 00:07:16,724 Do you still have my copy of Steel Magnolias? 111 00:07:16,799 --> 00:07:19,924 Booker's got it, I think. He and Rachel were watching it. 112 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,659 - By the way, you're gay, right? - Yeah. 113 00:07:23,733 --> 00:07:28,324 Suck one! It's a free country and I can get a whore if I want to! 114 00:07:28,399 --> 00:07:30,592 No, you can't. It's against the law. 115 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:33,063 Yeah, you're going to jail, mister. 116 00:07:33,132 --> 00:07:34,655 Suck one! 117 00:07:52,699 --> 00:07:53,995 Oh, my God! 118 00:07:54,065 --> 00:07:56,657 Did I just hit you? I am so sorry! 119 00:07:56,733 --> 00:07:57,892 It's okay. 120 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,590 I was just looking for my handbag. 121 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:04,257 Okay. Well, did I leave my books in here? 122 00:08:04,332 --> 00:08:07,992 I don't know. I didn't see them. But you can look if you want. 123 00:08:08,065 --> 00:08:10,998 I'm on the way to the gym, okay? Bye, baby. 124 00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:31,392 "Britney, hope this takes care of things. 125 00:08:31,466 --> 00:08:34,864 Call me if you need anything else. Lorenzo." 126 00:08:46,132 --> 00:08:47,530 - Yeah? - Lorenzo? 127 00:08:47,599 --> 00:08:50,759 Hey. no names. So. you got the package? 128 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:52,264 - Yeah, it's just-- - Cool. 129 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,958 We're square. right? We're good? 130 00:08:54,032 --> 00:08:55,760 I think there's been some kind of mix-up. 131 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:58,492 What are you saying? Is there a problem? 132 00:08:58,566 --> 00:09:00,225 Well, yeah. The bag isn't-- 133 00:09:00,299 --> 00:09:02,959 You know what? We shouldn't talk over the phone. 134 00:09:03,032 --> 00:09:05,828 Meet me at the university arboretum in 15 minutes. 135 00:09:05,899 --> 00:09:07,387 - Yeah, but-- - Center bench. 136 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,291 So, you lost all your money in Vegas? 137 00:09:12,366 --> 00:09:14,025 I had a system, you know? 138 00:09:15,366 --> 00:09:17,594 - But it didn't work. - Right. 139 00:09:20,032 --> 00:09:22,964 - Then Beth broke up with me. - 'Cause you lost all your money? 140 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,625 I lost all her money, too. 141 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:29,898 Whatever. Then there's the thing with the cat. 142 00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:31,556 I don't even wanna hear about the cat. 143 00:09:31,632 --> 00:09:33,894 - It was an accident. - I'm sure it was. 144 00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:37,921 That's in the past, man. What time are you gonna be done with work? 145 00:09:37,999 --> 00:09:39,931 I'm done at 6:00. Just hang out at my dorm. 146 00:09:39,999 --> 00:09:41,556 It's co-ed. You'll like it. 147 00:09:41,632 --> 00:09:43,097 No one's gonna bother me, right? 148 00:09:43,165 --> 00:09:46,495 I'm really not in the mood for conversation. Just wanna chill out. 149 00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:47,963 Pete, can you do me a big favor? 150 00:09:48,032 --> 00:09:51,089 Tell Foosball my foreign exchange student doesn't speak English well. 151 00:09:51,165 --> 00:09:53,427 Foosball, no English. Cool. 152 00:09:54,232 --> 00:09:56,095 I gotta get to work. Come on, let's go. 153 00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:58,194 Britney. 154 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,187 Lorenzo? 155 00:11:00,265 --> 00:11:02,288 What's the problem? You're expecting more? 156 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:07,388 Well, it's just that l... 157 00:11:09,432 --> 00:11:12,262 What? Don't wanna talk in public? I understand. 158 00:11:12,332 --> 00:11:14,093 Got someplace private we can go? 159 00:11:14,165 --> 00:11:17,461 - Yeah, like a restaurant? - No, like private. 160 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:23,629 Listen, there's something I have to tell you-- 161 00:11:24,366 --> 00:11:26,025 I think that guy right there's watching us. 162 00:11:29,799 --> 00:11:30,787 Let's go. 163 00:11:34,499 --> 00:11:35,896 This is your target. 164 00:11:36,632 --> 00:11:37,791 You seem a little nervous. 165 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,297 I understand. You're worried about your performance. 166 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,888 But you know what? I have a fail-safe cure for that. 167 00:11:42,965 --> 00:11:44,454 I wasn't gonna share this with you, 168 00:11:44,532 --> 00:11:46,589 but what's an older brother for, right? 169 00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:48,858 This is my beat-off rag. 170 00:11:48,932 --> 00:11:51,398 I've been beating off with this since I was in sixth grade. 171 00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:53,954 I've never washed it, either. It brings me luck. 172 00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:56,964 - Oh, God, no! - Oh, Booker, yes. 173 00:11:57,032 --> 00:11:59,362 - Before Dominique gets here-- - Who's Dominique? 174 00:11:59,432 --> 00:12:01,091 Your whore, you idiot. 175 00:12:01,165 --> 00:12:03,290 Did you lose your virginity to a hooker? 176 00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:05,195 Hell, no. I don't have to pay for it. 177 00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:07,026 But Dominique comes highly recommended, 178 00:12:07,099 --> 00:12:08,759 so I'll probably do her once you're done. 179 00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:12,861 I want you to jerk off with this before she gets here, okay? 180 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:16,262 I call it Susie. Trust me, you are gonna be a stallion. Take it. 181 00:12:16,332 --> 00:12:17,389 No! 182 00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:20,523 Don't be such a girl. It's just semen! Take it! 183 00:12:22,632 --> 00:12:23,961 What the hell was that? 184 00:12:25,332 --> 00:12:26,389 Nothing. 185 00:12:28,366 --> 00:12:30,763 - What's up? - I think that rag cut me. 186 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,193 Can I get my copy of Steel Magnolias back? 187 00:12:35,832 --> 00:12:37,423 Hey, guys. This is my friend Cliff. 188 00:12:37,499 --> 00:12:39,828 He's from France, he doesn't speak any English, 189 00:12:39,898 --> 00:12:41,387 so don't bother talking to him. 190 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:48,895 Look. Cola. 191 00:12:50,099 --> 00:12:51,588 Yeah, let's go. 192 00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:59,996 You know, I just realized the amount you sent is what I agreed to. 193 00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:02,190 I think I was just thinking of another job. 194 00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:04,656 So, you're saying we're cool? 195 00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:06,721 Yeah, we're cool. I'll keep in touch. 196 00:13:08,699 --> 00:13:12,256 Wait. What do you say we hang and talk for a bit? 197 00:13:13,199 --> 00:13:15,994 I've wanted to meet you in person for a long time, 198 00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:17,724 Miss Master of Disguise. 199 00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:20,724 I gotta a couple choice jobs I want to run by you 200 00:13:20,798 --> 00:13:22,991 that I think we could pull together. 201 00:13:23,065 --> 00:13:24,792 I got a shitload of stuff I gotta take care of. 202 00:13:24,865 --> 00:13:26,559 Fifteen minutes. 203 00:13:26,632 --> 00:13:28,530 Come on. It'll be worth your while. 204 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:32,154 All right. Fine. Fifteen minutes. 205 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:35,188 But...here's the deal. 206 00:13:35,832 --> 00:13:40,060 I've set myself up in a dorm. My name is Gerri Farber. 207 00:13:40,132 --> 00:13:41,791 Don't do anything to blow my cover. 208 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,931 Claire, we have got to stop that prostitute from coming in this house. 209 00:13:54,999 --> 00:13:55,987 Sure. Whatever. 210 00:13:56,065 --> 00:13:59,327 I'm not gonna stand by and watch the moral decay of this dormitory. 211 00:14:03,698 --> 00:14:05,164 What happened to your face? 212 00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:07,255 Tony hit me. 213 00:14:08,165 --> 00:14:09,926 With the door. He hit me with the door. 214 00:14:09,999 --> 00:14:11,794 I'll see you guys later. 215 00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:15,991 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - Tony's beating Claire. 216 00:14:16,065 --> 00:14:18,929 He hit her with the door? That was a pretty lame cover. 217 00:14:18,999 --> 00:14:21,794 Didn't I tell you there was something up with him? 218 00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:22,888 You did! 219 00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:23,953 French? 220 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,590 You didn't want to talk to anybody, now they won't bother. 221 00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:28,926 I don't speak French, man. 222 00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:31,090 Neither does anyone else in this dorm, so who cares? 223 00:14:31,165 --> 00:14:33,256 We leave tomorrow, anyways. I'm late for work. 224 00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:35,695 I should've been there like five minutes ago. 225 00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:40,393 Oh, crap. Foosball. 226 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,558 - Have you seen Foosball? - He's in McFee's room. 227 00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:47,790 - Can you tell him something for me? - I'm thirsty. 228 00:14:48,698 --> 00:14:52,131 Newmar! I need you to go to McFee's room and tell-- 229 00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:55,393 and tell Foosball the girl he's waiting for doesn't speak English. 230 00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:57,125 Yeah, but after l-- 231 00:14:57,199 --> 00:14:58,687 - Okay, fine. - Thanks. 232 00:15:14,132 --> 00:15:15,654 What the hell is wrong with you two? 233 00:15:15,732 --> 00:15:17,925 We're on to you, wife beater. 234 00:15:18,665 --> 00:15:20,722 - What? - We're on to you. 235 00:15:22,366 --> 00:15:26,264 You know, sometimes I hate this place. I really hate this place. 236 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,761 So, how long did it take you to set all this up? 237 00:15:34,832 --> 00:15:35,991 Over a year. 238 00:15:38,299 --> 00:15:40,628 How do you feel about armored cars? 239 00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:46,597 Take Suzie and go use her in the bathroom. 240 00:15:46,665 --> 00:15:48,393 - No. - Take it, Booker. 241 00:15:48,466 --> 00:15:51,761 - Leave me alone! - Take Suzie--now! 242 00:15:51,832 --> 00:15:54,321 Shut up! I'm calling Rachel. 243 00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:58,787 Rachel lives down the hall, tard. Tard! 244 00:15:58,865 --> 00:16:00,831 Will you go easy on him? He's nervous. 245 00:16:00,898 --> 00:16:02,955 You know this is a no-smoking dorm, don't you? 246 00:16:03,032 --> 00:16:04,293 Good thing Brady went out of town. 247 00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:07,093 Hey, when the cat's away, it's time to play. 248 00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:10,628 Give this back to me. 249 00:16:11,532 --> 00:16:13,157 I have to go use the can. 250 00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:28,325 Okay, when he comes out, I'll just tell him that I love him. 251 00:16:29,232 --> 00:16:32,392 Not tell him that I love him. Tell him that I want him. 252 00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:34,261 That is much sexier. 253 00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:36,120 Adrienne! 254 00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:44,265 - Where's Foosball? - In the can. 255 00:16:45,299 --> 00:16:47,288 - Are you guys waiting for a girl? - Yeah. 256 00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:50,695 Okay, I'm supposed to tell you that she doesn't speak any English. 257 00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:53,426 - Awesome! - Okay. 258 00:16:53,498 --> 00:16:56,056 Wait! Does that mean she's here already? 259 00:16:56,132 --> 00:16:57,359 I don't know. 260 00:17:01,932 --> 00:17:03,091 She's here! 261 00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:05,290 She doesn't speak any English, either! 262 00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:23,859 - Be a man! - Rachel. it's me. 263 00:17:24,465 --> 00:17:25,454 God! 264 00:17:30,798 --> 00:17:31,786 He's here. 265 00:17:31,865 --> 00:17:34,922 Get off the damn phone, Booker. Your whore is here. 266 00:17:43,299 --> 00:17:44,958 Can I help you? Who are you looking for? 267 00:17:45,032 --> 00:17:47,964 - I am looking for-- - Beat it, Marla. 268 00:17:48,032 --> 00:17:50,964 Hi. You Dominique? 269 00:17:52,232 --> 00:17:54,391 Great. Follow me. 270 00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:56,988 - That's the prostitute? - Yes, now get lost. 271 00:17:57,065 --> 00:17:59,088 I am Dominique. I am student from France-- 272 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,824 - Get out, tramp! - What? I am from France. 273 00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:06,157 Come on, Dominique. Ignore her. She's a bitch. 274 00:18:06,832 --> 00:18:08,059 - Come on. - Bitch. 275 00:18:08,132 --> 00:18:09,189 Lynne! 276 00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:15,419 Come on. 277 00:18:16,332 --> 00:18:17,389 Loser! 278 00:18:17,898 --> 00:18:19,989 Go freshen up, okay? I have to prep him. 279 00:18:25,099 --> 00:18:26,258 Come on! 280 00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:30,120 - Have you guys seen Adrienne? - Screw off, Newmar. 281 00:18:30,199 --> 00:18:32,392 We could tell Foosball about the prostitute. 282 00:18:32,465 --> 00:18:35,431 He'll be on our side. Gay guys are really sensitive. 283 00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:36,828 Have you seen the prostitute? 284 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,488 She looked like such a skank. 285 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,758 Exactly what I pictured a call girl looking like. 286 00:18:40,832 --> 00:18:43,525 - A prostitute? - I am from France. 287 00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:17,020 Two hours max. Next job's across town. 288 00:19:17,099 --> 00:19:18,292 I'll be out in a flash. 289 00:19:19,898 --> 00:19:20,955 I miss you. 290 00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:23,326 Yeah. me. too. 291 00:19:25,132 --> 00:19:27,189 - Hey, how's it going? - Not too bad. 292 00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:31,892 Listen, has anyone ever said anything to you about thinking I'm a wife beater? 293 00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:32,953 What? 294 00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:35,123 Never mind, man. You doing anything? 295 00:19:35,199 --> 00:19:38,290 Just waiting for Wang's foreign exchange student to show up. Why? 296 00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:41,025 Well, Adrienne and I have this acting final on Saturday, 297 00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:43,758 and I can't find her anywhere. You wanna help me? 298 00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:46,896 - What's it about? - Just some melodramatic crap. 299 00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:48,794 My character knocks up Adrienne's character. 300 00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:50,455 In this scene, it's us fighting. 301 00:19:51,698 --> 00:19:53,857 I don't know what to do with a baby. 302 00:19:53,932 --> 00:19:55,420 It's driving me nuts! 303 00:19:56,099 --> 00:19:57,962 Of course I want her to have the abortion, 304 00:19:58,032 --> 00:19:59,554 but she won't listen to me. 305 00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,597 So, I've made it up in my mind to dump her. 306 00:20:01,665 --> 00:20:03,654 Oh, God! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 307 00:20:03,732 --> 00:20:07,630 Tony got clair pregnant and wants her to get an abortion or he's gonna dump her! 308 00:20:07,698 --> 00:20:09,028 Oh, my God! 309 00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:13,294 Hello? Dominique. 310 00:20:14,032 --> 00:20:15,520 All right, I'll be right down. 311 00:20:21,265 --> 00:20:24,424 I'll catch you later. If you see Adrienne, tell her I'm looking for her. 312 00:20:36,232 --> 00:20:39,221 What's wrong with you? Stop being such a lame-ass. 313 00:20:39,298 --> 00:20:41,457 Leave me alone! I love Rachel! 314 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:46,386 - Hello? - Who is this? 315 00:20:46,465 --> 00:20:48,397 - Who's this? - This is Wang. 316 00:20:48,465 --> 00:20:50,795 I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get out of there. 317 00:20:50,865 --> 00:20:52,694 Booker. why are you answering my phone? 318 00:20:52,765 --> 00:20:55,095 - You're not mom! - One... 319 00:20:55,165 --> 00:20:57,392 - I'm busy. What do you want? - Two... 320 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,897 I was trying to reach Foosball to see how things went with Dominique. 321 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,692 - Three. - Everything go okay? 322 00:21:01,765 --> 00:21:03,754 Stop pressuring me! 323 00:21:10,199 --> 00:21:12,028 My arm is broken, Booker! 324 00:21:12,531 --> 00:21:14,122 Booker! Oh. my God. 325 00:21:14,199 --> 00:21:15,858 The bone is popping out! 326 00:21:18,032 --> 00:21:19,292 I'm gonna faint. 327 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,627 Mom's gonna kill me. and it's your fault! 328 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,187 Booker. it's broken! 329 00:21:30,798 --> 00:21:31,957 Sucker! 330 00:21:32,032 --> 00:21:33,224 Dominique, I presume? 331 00:21:33,298 --> 00:21:34,787 - That's me. - Come in. 332 00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:40,523 - So, you're French? - Should I be? 333 00:21:40,598 --> 00:21:42,996 - Yeah, that's what I was told. - Then I'm French. 334 00:21:43,565 --> 00:21:46,224 - Your English is wonderful. - So is yours. 335 00:21:47,298 --> 00:21:49,287 So, you just wanna wait for Wang? 336 00:21:49,365 --> 00:21:50,854 Why wait? 337 00:21:50,932 --> 00:21:54,092 I guess you could just come in with me, or you could stay in his room. 338 00:21:54,165 --> 00:21:55,425 Who has my money? 339 00:21:55,498 --> 00:21:57,987 Money? I don't know anything about any money. 340 00:21:58,065 --> 00:22:00,724 Well, who's my guy? Where is he? 341 00:22:00,798 --> 00:22:03,628 I'm sorry. I thought you knew. He had to step out for a second. 342 00:22:04,898 --> 00:22:06,057 God. This is great. 343 00:22:06,132 --> 00:22:08,962 Why don't you wait in his room? He'll be back any minute. 344 00:22:09,032 --> 00:22:10,622 Okay, yeah. Whatever. 345 00:22:15,231 --> 00:22:16,959 I'm just saving you from yourself. 346 00:22:23,365 --> 00:22:25,854 I'm gonna go get your whore. Okay? 347 00:22:28,565 --> 00:22:31,497 Don't even think about trying to make a run for it. 348 00:22:33,631 --> 00:22:35,688 But how do you know he's your soul mate? 349 00:22:36,365 --> 00:22:39,297 I just know. Kind of like you and Newmar. 350 00:22:39,365 --> 00:22:43,525 What?! No, no. Last night was an accident. That was-- 351 00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:48,122 Who is it? 352 00:22:48,198 --> 00:22:50,131 It's Tony. Is Adrienne in there? 353 00:22:50,198 --> 00:22:51,858 Yeah. Hang on a sec. 354 00:22:56,865 --> 00:22:58,660 I thought you might be Newmar. 355 00:22:58,732 --> 00:23:00,789 I've been looking everywhere for you. 356 00:23:00,865 --> 00:23:02,694 We really need to work on this scene. 357 00:23:03,431 --> 00:23:05,829 All right, let's get down to business! 358 00:23:05,898 --> 00:23:07,227 Where is Wang? 359 00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:11,287 Wow. Your accent is awesome! His wang is right in here. 360 00:23:12,365 --> 00:23:14,194 There he is. 361 00:23:15,565 --> 00:23:17,724 Be gentle, okay? He's nervous. 362 00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:19,991 Can you understand what I say? 363 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,031 Where is Wang? I want Wang. 364 00:23:23,798 --> 00:23:25,094 Wow, you're an eager one. 365 00:23:25,164 --> 00:23:27,097 See, Booker. Your brother knows how to pick 'em. 366 00:23:27,164 --> 00:23:31,221 All right, he is the one. Him right there. Hello? Hi. 367 00:23:31,298 --> 00:23:34,696 I'm gonna leave you two alone, okay? Bye. 368 00:23:38,298 --> 00:23:39,889 Okay, is there a problem here? 369 00:23:41,298 --> 00:23:44,230 That's right, money is always up front. How stupid. 370 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:47,787 Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, one hundred. There you go. 371 00:23:47,865 --> 00:23:49,922 All right? Knock 'em dead. 372 00:23:50,798 --> 00:23:52,229 Okay, come on. 373 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,822 Knock it off, Styles. Clearly she doesn't want to do this. 374 00:23:55,898 --> 00:23:58,420 Listen, she's a whore. They have no discretion. 375 00:23:58,498 --> 00:24:00,487 This must be part of some little act. 376 00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:01,792 Start grabbing her ass. 377 00:24:01,865 --> 00:24:05,422 All right, something is obviously wrong. Booker, go wait in the hall. 378 00:24:05,498 --> 00:24:08,225 She must want to haggle. I'll fix this. 379 00:24:11,665 --> 00:24:13,654 Rachel, it's me. 380 00:24:16,298 --> 00:24:19,753 So, maybe if you're naked when he comes back in, that'll help. 381 00:24:19,832 --> 00:24:21,297 Go for it. 382 00:24:22,032 --> 00:24:24,964 That's right, you don't speak any English. Okay, look. 383 00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,060 Get it? Hello? 384 00:24:29,565 --> 00:24:30,724 No? Okay. 385 00:24:31,531 --> 00:24:32,554 All right. 386 00:24:33,565 --> 00:24:34,861 Hi. Look at the birdie. 387 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,261 See, you just need to go-- 388 00:24:42,365 --> 00:24:44,729 I think I really got a hold of my character. 389 00:24:45,498 --> 00:24:47,430 - Don't tell her you saw me! - What? 390 00:24:49,498 --> 00:24:51,088 - How are you? - Good. 391 00:24:51,798 --> 00:24:54,457 - Check out my abs! - Nice. 392 00:24:55,398 --> 00:24:57,591 - Punch me in the gut. - Give me a break. 393 00:24:57,665 --> 00:25:00,495 Seriously, I'm feeling ripped right now. 394 00:25:00,565 --> 00:25:02,554 No, we got people in the hall. 395 00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:04,563 Come on, don't be a weiner. Just do it. 396 00:25:04,631 --> 00:25:07,062 Fine, but you asked me to do it--remember that. 397 00:25:07,131 --> 00:25:08,620 Bring it. 398 00:25:10,798 --> 00:25:11,786 Oh, my gosh! 399 00:25:13,398 --> 00:25:15,557 I can explain. She asked for it. 400 00:25:15,631 --> 00:25:17,824 I'm sure they all ask for it, Tony. 401 00:25:17,898 --> 00:25:19,227 I don't mean she asked like-- 402 00:25:19,298 --> 00:25:21,628 Honey, tell them that you asked me to do it. 403 00:25:21,698 --> 00:25:23,596 It's not what it looks like. 404 00:25:26,998 --> 00:25:29,987 He's trying to give her a miscarriage. We've got to get her out of here. 405 00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:31,655 Okay, sure. We believe you. 406 00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:33,823 Can we have a word with you alone, Claire? 407 00:25:33,898 --> 00:25:36,659 Wait, explain to these nags that I'm not beating you. 408 00:25:36,732 --> 00:25:37,891 Goddamnit, tell them! 409 00:25:37,965 --> 00:25:39,897 Quit trying to scare her into lying. 410 00:25:42,498 --> 00:25:44,088 What was that all about? 411 00:25:44,164 --> 00:25:47,187 Don't ask. They're frickin' insane. 412 00:25:47,264 --> 00:25:48,662 Why are you hiding? 413 00:25:48,732 --> 00:25:51,892 Well, I accidentally stole Claire's favorite handbag, 414 00:25:51,964 --> 00:25:53,590 and then I kind of lost it. 415 00:25:53,665 --> 00:25:54,994 The one her grandmother gave her? 416 00:25:55,064 --> 00:25:57,428 She'll kill me if she finds out. Don't tell her you saw me! 417 00:25:57,498 --> 00:25:59,123 I'm still looking for it. 418 00:25:59,198 --> 00:26:01,596 I won't say anything, but I would find it if I were you. 419 00:26:01,665 --> 00:26:05,893 Look, we gotta work on this scene. I don't wanna look like an idiot. 420 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:09,522 Well, let me hold the script, 'cause I'm still a bit rusty on my lines. 421 00:26:17,465 --> 00:26:18,624 Are you ready? Okay. 422 00:26:19,631 --> 00:26:22,358 - You're not having that baby! - Yes, I am! 423 00:26:33,431 --> 00:26:34,761 Hey, sexy. 424 00:26:37,898 --> 00:26:41,022 - I want you. - I bet you do. 425 00:26:41,732 --> 00:26:44,664 You know you're the only one who's ever pleased me. 426 00:26:44,732 --> 00:26:46,220 That's funny. I've heard that before. 427 00:26:46,298 --> 00:26:48,730 I need you to do it to me so hard. 428 00:26:48,798 --> 00:26:50,229 Oh, I will. 429 00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:52,264 I'm gonna give it to you so good. 430 00:26:52,331 --> 00:26:53,888 Yes, you are! 431 00:26:53,964 --> 00:26:58,260 I'm gonna lick every inch of your gorgeous body. 432 00:26:59,431 --> 00:27:02,795 I can't wait to get my hands on those tits. 433 00:27:02,865 --> 00:27:04,194 What? 434 00:27:09,231 --> 00:27:10,390 Oh, no! 435 00:27:21,064 --> 00:27:23,394 Okay, that's good. That's good. 436 00:27:27,565 --> 00:27:31,395 Wait. Stop. What about me? What about me? Come on! 437 00:27:32,998 --> 00:27:34,589 You don't need us. 438 00:27:34,665 --> 00:27:36,654 You've got Suzie. 439 00:27:38,598 --> 00:27:40,063 I don't want Suzie. 440 00:27:40,131 --> 00:27:41,324 Girls! 441 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:50,354 What the...? How'd I get in the closet? 442 00:27:52,164 --> 00:27:53,993 Crazy French whore! 443 00:27:54,064 --> 00:27:57,292 Booker! Booker, get me out of here! 444 00:27:57,365 --> 00:27:58,853 What's all this about? 445 00:27:59,931 --> 00:28:00,919 This way. 446 00:28:07,498 --> 00:28:08,555 Who's this? 447 00:28:08,631 --> 00:28:11,791 Some goon Pete is friends with. Don't worry, he doesn't speak English. 448 00:28:11,864 --> 00:28:15,024 - Are you kidding? - No, I'm pretty sure. Jackass? 449 00:28:15,098 --> 00:28:16,927 Do you understand a word I'm saying to you, 450 00:28:16,998 --> 00:28:18,658 or is your brain pierced, too? 451 00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:24,654 Perfect. Okay, about Tony, we know what's been going on. 452 00:28:25,264 --> 00:28:28,753 You guys think Tony's beating me, right? That's what this is about? 453 00:28:28,831 --> 00:28:30,627 - Don't try to lie about it. - Or the baby. 454 00:28:30,698 --> 00:28:32,186 We overheard him talking to Foosball. 455 00:28:32,264 --> 00:28:34,662 We know he's beating you because he doesn't want you to have the baby. 456 00:28:34,732 --> 00:28:36,322 Well, honey, we're here for you. 457 00:28:37,031 --> 00:28:38,088 What baby? 458 00:28:38,164 --> 00:28:41,096 Claire...the one in your womb. 459 00:28:41,164 --> 00:28:43,528 Seriously, Marla, I'm not pregnant. 460 00:28:44,398 --> 00:28:46,694 - Are you sure? - Yes! 461 00:28:47,465 --> 00:28:49,294 Tony must've been talking about a different girl! 462 00:28:49,365 --> 00:28:51,695 He's beating Claire over the frustration over his mistress! 463 00:28:51,765 --> 00:28:55,288 He's not beating me, and no one is pregnant. 464 00:28:55,365 --> 00:28:57,092 I'm gonna settle this, okay? 465 00:28:57,264 --> 00:28:59,730 You guys just wait here, and I'm gonna go talk to Tony. 466 00:29:01,998 --> 00:29:04,487 So, I let Nick Stuckis feel me up last Tuesday. 467 00:29:04,565 --> 00:29:07,554 - Over or under the shirt? - Under. What am l, 12? 468 00:29:11,998 --> 00:29:14,430 - You're not having that baby! - Yes, I am! 469 00:29:16,164 --> 00:29:18,994 Listen, bitch, you're gonna have that abortion either way! 470 00:29:19,064 --> 00:29:21,724 If you won't go to the clinic, I'm gonna knock you down them stairs! 471 00:29:21,797 --> 00:29:23,127 I can't believe you. 472 00:29:23,198 --> 00:29:25,164 You think you could just have sex with me 473 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,129 wheneveryou want and not pay the price? 474 00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:28,596 You are a loser! 475 00:29:28,665 --> 00:29:32,062 And don't think I won't tell your skanky-ass girlfriend! 476 00:29:32,131 --> 00:29:35,393 Look, bitch, you won't tell her a goddamn thing! 477 00:29:40,398 --> 00:29:41,795 What's going on in there? 478 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,830 Nothing! I'm changing! 479 00:29:43,897 --> 00:29:45,988 Don't open the door yet. Hold on. 480 00:29:46,698 --> 00:29:48,630 Tony, who's in there with you? 481 00:29:48,698 --> 00:29:49,958 No one! 482 00:29:50,031 --> 00:29:52,963 Can you come back later? I'm looking for something. 483 00:29:53,031 --> 00:29:56,827 Yeah, fine. I'll come back later. Asshole. 484 00:29:56,897 --> 00:29:58,988 Oh, shit. She's pissed. 485 00:29:59,764 --> 00:30:02,697 I gotta go after her. You can split, if you want. 486 00:30:21,565 --> 00:30:23,723 I don't think that makes you a slut. 487 00:30:23,797 --> 00:30:26,525 Sometimes a bathroom stall is all you can find. 488 00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:33,820 It's Adrienne. 489 00:30:33,897 --> 00:30:36,022 Tony's been messing around with her behind my back, 490 00:30:36,098 --> 00:30:37,927 and she is most certainly pregnant. 491 00:30:37,998 --> 00:30:40,725 Wow. And she screwed around with Newmar, too. 492 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,127 What a slut! 493 00:30:42,198 --> 00:30:44,289 She wants to tell me, but he threatened her if she did! 494 00:30:44,365 --> 00:30:45,921 You need to confront her. 495 00:30:45,998 --> 00:30:47,055 Let's go. 496 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,527 See, it's like clockwork. 497 00:31:07,598 --> 00:31:11,086 Every Tuesday and Thursday, this truck picks up between one and two mill-- 498 00:31:11,164 --> 00:31:13,562 Put it on pause for a second there, chief. 499 00:31:13,630 --> 00:31:16,529 I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. 500 00:31:19,031 --> 00:31:20,429 Where is she? 501 00:31:20,498 --> 00:31:22,487 - Who? - Come on. Claire. 502 00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:26,092 She went outside. 503 00:31:39,164 --> 00:31:41,652 Marla, you moron. Like I don't have my keys. 504 00:31:44,998 --> 00:31:46,657 Shit, I don't have my keys. 505 00:31:47,664 --> 00:31:49,153 Marla, open the door! 506 00:31:55,731 --> 00:31:57,391 - Hi! - Did you find her? 507 00:31:57,465 --> 00:31:59,192 No. Are you sure she went downstairs? 508 00:31:59,264 --> 00:32:00,252 Yeah. 509 00:32:01,398 --> 00:32:02,455 Is someone out there? 510 00:32:02,531 --> 00:32:04,463 What? No. Why? 511 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,329 Can you excuse me for one minute? 512 00:32:17,031 --> 00:32:18,690 Newmar, have you seen Adrienne? 513 00:32:19,431 --> 00:32:20,488 Never mind. 514 00:32:22,164 --> 00:32:23,652 What the hell? 515 00:32:25,365 --> 00:32:27,762 I'm glad to see I'm not the only one you're hiding from. 516 00:32:27,831 --> 00:32:29,797 I'm not hiding from you. 517 00:32:53,231 --> 00:32:55,493 Somebody open the door! 518 00:33:00,697 --> 00:33:02,788 Well, if you're not hiding from me, then... 519 00:33:02,864 --> 00:33:04,353 that's great, because... 520 00:33:06,498 --> 00:33:09,827 'cause I bought us a big sausage, and...it's French. 521 00:33:10,498 --> 00:33:12,327 You are of French descent, right? 522 00:33:13,465 --> 00:33:15,953 Look, Newmar, about last night... 523 00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:18,689 I was kind of drunk. 524 00:33:21,131 --> 00:33:22,119 Yeah! 525 00:33:22,198 --> 00:33:23,686 I was really drunk. 526 00:33:26,864 --> 00:33:27,989 Yeah. 527 00:33:28,064 --> 00:33:29,586 I like somebody else. 528 00:33:29,664 --> 00:33:30,823 Is it me? 529 00:33:31,465 --> 00:33:34,158 No, of course it isn't you. It's somebody else. 530 00:33:34,231 --> 00:33:36,628 Somebody who's not in this room and is not you. 531 00:33:39,998 --> 00:33:41,055 I see. 532 00:33:43,530 --> 00:33:44,689 You don't like me. 533 00:33:46,497 --> 00:33:48,656 'Cause I'm weird and I'm boring 534 00:33:48,731 --> 00:33:50,720 and I'm unattractive and I have really bad hair. 535 00:33:50,797 --> 00:33:52,854 No, no. It's 'cause of something else. 536 00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,829 So, you mean there's more? 537 00:33:56,465 --> 00:34:01,056 Newmar, someday you're gonna find a girl that really likes you. 538 00:34:02,398 --> 00:34:03,693 It just won't be me. 539 00:34:03,764 --> 00:34:08,060 I'm sorry. I'm just glad we could finally get this out in the open. 540 00:34:10,630 --> 00:34:13,687 Okay, let me just show you the sausage, 'cause it's really nice-- 541 00:34:15,131 --> 00:34:19,120 Newmar! I don't wanna share anything with you, okay? 542 00:34:19,864 --> 00:34:21,853 Just leave me alone. 543 00:34:23,198 --> 00:34:24,357 Please. 544 00:34:28,298 --> 00:34:29,695 My shirt. 545 00:34:33,797 --> 00:34:34,854 Wait, wait, wait. 546 00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:01,321 Dude, what's wrong? 547 00:35:01,398 --> 00:35:03,659 I'm just kind of bummed out, that's all. 548 00:35:05,931 --> 00:35:07,329 You wanna eat my sausage? 549 00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:08,658 Excuse me? 550 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:12,391 I bought some really expensive French sausage for Adrienne and l, 551 00:35:12,464 --> 00:35:14,521 but I don't think she wants any. 552 00:35:15,964 --> 00:35:17,362 She doesn't like me. 553 00:35:17,430 --> 00:35:18,953 It's French sausage? 554 00:35:19,031 --> 00:35:22,293 Wang's foreign exchange student Dominique--she's from France. 555 00:35:22,365 --> 00:35:24,523 She has nothing to do until Wang gets back from work. 556 00:35:24,597 --> 00:35:28,052 Why don't you see if she wants to eat with it you? She's so hot. 557 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:44,086 Hi. Are you Dominique? 558 00:35:44,164 --> 00:35:46,459 It's about time. What's been keeping you? 559 00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:48,019 I don't know. 560 00:35:48,831 --> 00:35:51,490 I didn't think it took me that long to walk down here, but... 561 00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:53,487 Did Foosball call you? 562 00:35:53,564 --> 00:35:55,860 Foosball? I don't know. 563 00:35:57,164 --> 00:35:59,686 Look, I gotta go soon, so can we get this going? 564 00:35:59,764 --> 00:36:02,355 - Yeah, sure. - Where do you wanna do it? 565 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:06,658 Well, I was thinking the kitchen, but here's fine with me. 566 00:36:06,731 --> 00:36:08,322 Why don't you sit here? 567 00:36:14,330 --> 00:36:17,387 So, did Foosball tell you about my sausage? 568 00:36:19,231 --> 00:36:21,662 Why don't you tell me about your sausage? 569 00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:27,322 - Well, it looks really tasty. - I'm sure it is. 570 00:36:34,031 --> 00:36:35,519 That's really nice. 571 00:36:35,597 --> 00:36:38,086 Yeah? Well, I want you to feel good, baby, 572 00:36:38,164 --> 00:36:40,994 so tell me what you want. What do you want me to do? 573 00:36:41,831 --> 00:36:44,763 Well, I want-- 574 00:36:44,831 --> 00:36:47,229 Foosball said you might like some of my sausage. 575 00:36:47,297 --> 00:36:50,661 I'm sure I'm gonna love your sausage, but what do you want me to do with it? 576 00:36:50,731 --> 00:36:53,629 Eat it. What else is there to do with it? 577 00:36:53,697 --> 00:36:55,629 Anything you can think of. 578 00:36:55,697 --> 00:36:58,356 But if all you want is oral, that's fine. 579 00:36:59,164 --> 00:37:01,857 - You don't have a knife, do you? - I've got handcuffs. 580 00:37:01,931 --> 00:37:03,624 I don't think those will cut anything. 581 00:37:03,697 --> 00:37:05,686 I'm sorry. That's one thing I don't do. 582 00:37:05,764 --> 00:37:07,593 No cutting, and no hitting, either. 583 00:37:07,664 --> 00:37:09,130 No cutting? 584 00:37:09,198 --> 00:37:11,925 Well, this sausage is pretty damn big. 585 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,120 I doubt you'd want the whole thing. 586 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:15,925 I can take it all, baby. 587 00:37:15,998 --> 00:37:19,260 That would be pretty impressive to see, but just in case you're wrong, 588 00:37:19,330 --> 00:37:21,819 I thought you could keep the rest. 589 00:37:21,897 --> 00:37:24,328 - I'm not sure I know what you mean. - As a present. 590 00:37:25,164 --> 00:37:27,187 You don't have anywhere you could put it, do you? 591 00:37:28,931 --> 00:37:31,761 You can put it anywhere you want. 592 00:37:31,831 --> 00:37:33,490 Even in my ass. 593 00:37:34,564 --> 00:37:38,019 Why would I wanna put my sausage in your ass? 594 00:37:38,098 --> 00:37:39,495 Some guys like that. 595 00:37:41,630 --> 00:37:42,687 The French. 596 00:37:42,764 --> 00:37:46,924 I think we should stick to the mouth as the only point of entry, if you get me. 597 00:37:48,430 --> 00:37:50,760 Whatever floats your boat. 598 00:37:50,831 --> 00:37:53,888 Except for you have to pay up front-- in case your friend didn't tell you. 599 00:37:53,964 --> 00:37:55,987 Pay? Money? 600 00:37:56,064 --> 00:37:58,552 Why would I pay you to eat my sausage? 601 00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:01,560 If you want me, you have to pay. 602 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:05,892 Well, I'd prefer to just eat it myself if that's your attitude. 603 00:38:06,864 --> 00:38:07,887 Look, l... 604 00:38:09,998 --> 00:38:13,657 Look, I'm sorry, Dominique, but... 605 00:38:13,731 --> 00:38:16,424 while it's obvious that you have feelings for me, 606 00:38:16,497 --> 00:38:18,157 my heart belongs to another. 607 00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:20,719 I don't know what is customary in France, 608 00:38:20,797 --> 00:38:22,456 but here in America, 609 00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:25,019 when someone offers to share their food with you, 610 00:38:25,098 --> 00:38:27,427 you don't demand money. 611 00:38:27,497 --> 00:38:28,485 Food? 612 00:38:29,697 --> 00:38:32,527 You gotta help me find her. Something's gone wrong. 613 00:38:32,597 --> 00:38:34,927 Find heryourself. She's your hooker. 614 00:38:34,998 --> 00:38:38,158 - I never wanted her. - Fine, you ungrateful bastard. 615 00:38:38,230 --> 00:38:40,560 I will find her, but this time around, 616 00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:43,960 you don't get to have sex with her because she's mine now! 617 00:38:45,230 --> 00:38:46,218 Fuck! 618 00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:51,492 Booker, I'm so happy you didn't make love to that call girl. 619 00:38:51,564 --> 00:38:55,860 I'm saving my special gift for you, Rachel. You know that. 620 00:38:55,931 --> 00:38:57,658 Oh, Booker. 621 00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,356 No, no, no. 622 00:39:46,797 --> 00:39:49,025 There you are. Come here. I gotta talk to you. 623 00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:54,028 - What is it? - Remember the package I got? 624 00:39:55,430 --> 00:39:58,692 Don't worry about him. I think that's Wang's foreign exchange student. 625 00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:00,320 He doesn't speak a word of English. 626 00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:03,928 The package wasn't for me. It was for some girl named Britney. 627 00:40:03,998 --> 00:40:05,486 Britney? Britney Spears? 628 00:40:05,564 --> 00:40:09,088 No. They must've put the package in the wrong mailbox or something. 629 00:40:09,163 --> 00:40:11,220 There was a purse in it with a phone number. 630 00:40:11,297 --> 00:40:13,456 I tried to return the purse to some guy Lorenzo 631 00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:16,985 who's a drug dealer or a con artist, and he's upstairs in my room right now. 632 00:40:17,064 --> 00:40:20,188 And there's a bunch of money hidden in the bag. 633 00:40:20,263 --> 00:40:23,661 - How much money are we talkin' about? - There must be like $30,000. 634 00:40:26,564 --> 00:40:27,723 Bad. 635 00:40:27,797 --> 00:40:29,956 Bad, you know? Is sour. 636 00:40:30,797 --> 00:40:32,626 Did Newmar find you okay? 637 00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:35,686 I need to talk to you. I think there's been some mistake. 638 00:40:35,764 --> 00:40:37,923 - What do you mean? - Have you seen Adrienne? 639 00:40:37,998 --> 00:40:40,623 - No. - You! That's the prostitute Styles got! 640 00:40:40,697 --> 00:40:42,822 - Styles McFee--that was his name. - Who is this? 641 00:40:42,897 --> 00:40:45,590 Wang's foreign exchange student. She's from France. 642 00:40:45,664 --> 00:40:48,186 You know what we should do? Call the police. 643 00:40:48,263 --> 00:40:50,889 Prostitution is very illegal. They would arrest her and Styles. 644 00:40:51,831 --> 00:40:53,490 So, you're from France? 645 00:40:57,031 --> 00:40:59,519 There's this guy here-- Cliff, I think, is his name. 646 00:40:59,597 --> 00:41:01,586 He's French and doesn't speak a word of English. 647 00:41:01,664 --> 00:41:02,823 We should introduce you. 648 00:41:06,497 --> 00:41:08,656 We need to do something about that whore. 649 00:41:08,731 --> 00:41:11,060 If you don't see me in ten minutes, call my room. 650 00:41:11,130 --> 00:41:14,029 If I say, "No, I can't make it to the party," 651 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,927 then I need you to help me get rid of him. 652 00:41:15,998 --> 00:41:16,986 Okay. 653 00:41:26,764 --> 00:41:28,423 Help! Need Wang. 654 00:41:28,497 --> 00:41:32,896 What the fuck! I don't speak no English! French! 655 00:41:48,063 --> 00:41:49,654 So long! Good bye. 656 00:41:52,364 --> 00:41:53,421 Hi, Claire. 657 00:41:53,497 --> 00:41:55,690 Remember--"No, I can't make it to the party." 658 00:41:56,364 --> 00:41:58,353 - You and I need to talk. - I know. 659 00:41:58,430 --> 00:41:59,760 We'll leave you two alone. 660 00:42:00,997 --> 00:42:02,861 - Let's talk in here. - Okay. 661 00:42:03,497 --> 00:42:05,486 I'm not sure where he is. 662 00:42:07,297 --> 00:42:08,888 There he is! Cliff! 663 00:42:10,297 --> 00:42:13,354 I found you a friend! 664 00:42:13,430 --> 00:42:15,191 Have anything you'd like to confess? 665 00:42:16,397 --> 00:42:17,658 You found out what I did? 666 00:42:17,731 --> 00:42:19,788 This is gonna be good. 667 00:42:19,864 --> 00:42:21,762 I want you to know I am really sorry. 668 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:25,627 You're sorry? I hope you know this is not something you can just apologize for. 669 00:42:25,697 --> 00:42:27,026 You can't take this back. 670 00:42:27,097 --> 00:42:29,825 - Are you really this mad? - Shouldn't I be? 671 00:42:29,897 --> 00:42:33,522 I realize it was kind of uncool of me, but it's not that big a deal. 672 00:42:33,597 --> 00:42:34,585 Are you kidding? 673 00:42:34,664 --> 00:42:36,721 I shouldn't borrow things without asking, 674 00:42:36,797 --> 00:42:39,194 but I really needed it, and I thought you'd say no. 675 00:42:39,263 --> 00:42:42,161 - I only wanted it for one night. - You call that borrowing?! 676 00:42:42,230 --> 00:42:43,628 And of course I'd say no! 677 00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:45,992 I don't care how bad you needed it, you slut! 678 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:48,086 Excuse me?! Who are you calling a slut? 679 00:42:48,163 --> 00:42:50,755 Oh...you, slut! 680 00:42:50,831 --> 00:42:53,319 Look at you. You want everybody to know about it. 681 00:42:53,397 --> 00:42:54,556 With Tony's shirt on. 682 00:42:54,630 --> 00:42:56,755 Okay, I didn't ask to borrow this, either, but... 683 00:42:56,831 --> 00:43:00,285 Newmar spilled something on my shirt, this guy was staring at my boobs-- 684 00:43:00,364 --> 00:43:03,330 How many guys do you have on the side, tramp? 685 00:43:03,397 --> 00:43:06,454 Okay, I don't care what the hell I did, 686 00:43:06,530 --> 00:43:09,690 if you call me a slut or a tramp one more time, 687 00:43:09,764 --> 00:43:12,161 I'm gonna slap you upside the head, bitch. 688 00:43:31,597 --> 00:43:32,654 You guys! 689 00:43:32,731 --> 00:43:36,527 Come on, you two. Don't be shy. 690 00:43:44,030 --> 00:43:46,394 Menage a tois ever? 691 00:44:04,063 --> 00:44:05,892 I'll leave you two alone. 692 00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:13,191 Where the hell is everyone?! 693 00:44:14,664 --> 00:44:16,993 So you don't speak any English, do you? 694 00:44:27,930 --> 00:44:29,089 - Hello? - Hello. 695 00:44:29,163 --> 00:44:30,992 - Yeah? - Mona, it's me--Dominique. 696 00:44:31,063 --> 00:44:33,325 - What's up? - God, I'm in a fix. 697 00:44:33,397 --> 00:44:37,386 I've been confused with a foreign exchange student. They think I'm French. 698 00:44:37,464 --> 00:44:39,623 They've got me in this room with this weird French prick. 699 00:44:39,697 --> 00:44:40,754 How did that happen? 700 00:44:40,830 --> 00:44:44,887 They think the real foreign exchange student is the working girl instead of me. 701 00:44:44,963 --> 00:44:48,123 - Did your guy pay you? - No, I never got the money. 702 00:44:48,197 --> 00:44:50,026 I never found the guy who ordered me. 703 00:44:50,097 --> 00:44:52,427 - Where's Ted? - What the-- 704 00:44:53,397 --> 00:44:54,488 Excuse me? 705 00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:00,629 Let's get everything out in the open. 706 00:45:00,697 --> 00:45:03,527 You're not French, and I speak American just fine, right? 707 00:45:04,830 --> 00:45:07,490 This is so perfect. You're like a pro, right? 708 00:45:07,564 --> 00:45:08,893 Like, a hooker? 709 00:45:11,564 --> 00:45:15,621 Just let me leave. I don't know what you're after, but I don't do freebies. 710 00:45:15,697 --> 00:45:18,185 What if I had a proposition to make? 711 00:45:18,263 --> 00:45:21,195 - How much you got? - No. A different kind of proposition. 712 00:45:21,263 --> 00:45:22,922 Like a partnership. 713 00:45:23,963 --> 00:45:26,827 What if I said I knew where we could get $30,000? 714 00:45:28,030 --> 00:45:29,087 Okay. 715 00:45:33,796 --> 00:45:34,853 Thanks. 716 00:45:36,397 --> 00:45:39,727 So, I guess I'm gonna go back to my room and finish getting ready. 717 00:45:39,796 --> 00:45:41,785 - Wait, Foosball. - Yeah? 718 00:45:46,630 --> 00:45:47,788 Nothing. 719 00:45:47,863 --> 00:45:49,022 Never mind. 720 00:45:53,830 --> 00:45:55,160 I suck! 721 00:45:56,830 --> 00:45:59,819 If there's a stack of money in this house, and you know who has it, 722 00:45:59,896 --> 00:46:01,226 why do you need a partner? 723 00:46:01,297 --> 00:46:02,785 Why not keep it for yourself? 724 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:06,523 You're right. I don't need a partner. What the hell was I thinking? 725 00:46:08,097 --> 00:46:09,154 Psych! 726 00:46:10,464 --> 00:46:12,293 No, no. Seriously. 727 00:46:12,364 --> 00:46:14,626 The plan I have needs two people. 728 00:46:14,697 --> 00:46:16,629 One of them should be a pretty girl. 729 00:46:16,697 --> 00:46:20,356 Two--my friend lives here. It puts me in a weird place. 730 00:46:20,430 --> 00:46:22,396 But you--nobody knows who you are. 731 00:46:23,397 --> 00:46:24,488 So, what's the plan? 732 00:46:25,297 --> 00:46:27,388 First we gotta write a note to this girl Gerri. 733 00:46:28,263 --> 00:46:29,320 That's it! 734 00:46:29,896 --> 00:46:33,090 I'm too chicken to tell Foosball that I like him to his face... 735 00:46:33,163 --> 00:46:34,890 I'll just write him a love letter. 736 00:46:35,796 --> 00:46:37,524 Why didn't I think of it before? 737 00:46:38,230 --> 00:46:40,492 I'll write Adrienne a romantic poem! 738 00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:47,490 "l will not be happy until we can be together. Yours truly, Adrienne." 739 00:46:49,297 --> 00:46:52,286 What do you guys think? It's missing something, right? 740 00:46:53,263 --> 00:46:56,593 Perfume! Good idea, Oliver. Where's that sample? 741 00:47:03,630 --> 00:47:06,562 Claire's bag! This'll get her off my back. 742 00:47:20,330 --> 00:47:24,126 "...and like a rose in the sun, so are you." 743 00:47:26,763 --> 00:47:28,024 That's good stuff. 744 00:47:35,430 --> 00:47:37,396 - What you got behind your back? - My back? 745 00:47:40,263 --> 00:47:41,456 Nothing. 746 00:47:43,163 --> 00:47:45,095 Okay...what are you doing? 747 00:47:45,163 --> 00:47:46,651 Going to the bathroom. 748 00:47:48,863 --> 00:47:49,920 All right. 749 00:47:56,163 --> 00:47:58,993 "Love...Newmar." 750 00:48:11,530 --> 00:48:12,587 Thank God! 751 00:48:12,663 --> 00:48:14,629 I'll go downstairs and call her from that phone. 752 00:48:14,696 --> 00:48:17,219 You go upstairs and get that goon out of the room. 753 00:48:17,297 --> 00:48:20,024 Also, remember to leave the note so she can see it. 754 00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:22,824 Here's what the note says-- 755 00:48:22,896 --> 00:48:25,488 "l know everything. Decided to leave. 756 00:48:25,564 --> 00:48:27,722 "Just give the bag to my associate 757 00:48:27,796 --> 00:48:29,955 who's waiting at the front of your building." 758 00:48:30,763 --> 00:48:33,695 Wait, are you sure your pimp's not gonna look in the bag? 759 00:48:33,763 --> 00:48:36,229 He's not my pimp, smart ass. 760 00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:52,855 Sorry! 761 00:48:54,430 --> 00:48:55,588 Are you okay? 762 00:48:57,430 --> 00:48:58,690 Okay. 763 00:49:03,197 --> 00:49:04,856 Shoot! Where did it go? 764 00:49:12,696 --> 00:49:15,628 Listen, some girl's gonna come out here and give you a bag. 765 00:49:15,696 --> 00:49:17,094 Hold on to it for me. 766 00:49:17,763 --> 00:49:19,491 And don't look inside! 767 00:49:21,464 --> 00:49:23,929 And, who knows, if we do this job together, 768 00:49:23,996 --> 00:49:25,462 maybe you and I can-- 769 00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:29,360 No attachments. I don't get involved with people I work with. 770 00:49:29,430 --> 00:49:31,419 And you never make an exception? 771 00:49:36,563 --> 00:49:38,859 - Hello? - Hello. Gerri Farber? 772 00:49:39,563 --> 00:49:42,496 - Yes? - I have a package downstairs. 773 00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:45,257 Could you please come down here and get it? 774 00:49:45,863 --> 00:49:47,852 - Okay. - See you in a jiffy. 775 00:49:51,563 --> 00:49:56,223 I'll be right back. There's a delivery for Gerri Farber at the front door. 776 00:50:06,730 --> 00:50:09,719 "Dearest, here is a poem I've written for you. 777 00:50:09,796 --> 00:50:11,194 "Your beauty fills... 778 00:50:12,397 --> 00:50:13,555 Love, Newmar"? 779 00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:36,586 Excuse me, I foreign exchange student. 780 00:50:36,663 --> 00:50:39,152 Could you help me with something? 781 00:50:40,230 --> 00:50:42,821 It only take a second, okay? Yeah? 782 00:50:42,896 --> 00:50:44,226 You should find somebody else. 783 00:50:44,297 --> 00:50:48,695 But I need someone strong to help carry something for me. 784 00:50:48,763 --> 00:50:53,423 My back hurts when I bend down to pick up things. See? 785 00:50:54,963 --> 00:50:56,952 - Yeah, I see. - Yeah. 786 00:50:57,030 --> 00:51:00,258 - All right. Let's go. This way? - This way. Okay. 787 00:51:10,963 --> 00:51:12,020 For me? 788 00:51:14,130 --> 00:51:16,062 "l know everything. Decided to leave. 789 00:51:16,130 --> 00:51:19,584 Give the bag to my associate who's waiting at the front of your building." 790 00:51:19,663 --> 00:51:22,357 Claire is insane about this bag. 791 00:51:34,397 --> 00:51:37,386 - Hello? - It's me. man. What's up. Pete? 792 00:51:37,463 --> 00:51:38,622 Pete's not here, man. 793 00:51:41,263 --> 00:51:42,922 Am I supposed to give you the bag? 794 00:51:42,996 --> 00:51:44,985 - I'm the guy. - Well, here you go. 795 00:51:45,063 --> 00:51:46,551 And I don't know who you are, 796 00:51:46,629 --> 00:51:49,789 but you better tell that stupid bitch to stay out of my way! 797 00:51:53,364 --> 00:51:55,522 ...the girls in your dorm-- maybe they'd be up for it. 798 00:51:55,596 --> 00:51:57,085 What are you talking about?! 799 00:51:57,163 --> 00:51:59,152 I can look in the bag if I want to. 800 00:52:07,030 --> 00:52:08,757 I'm loving this color. 801 00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:15,791 Super for you, dude, but I'm not Pete, and I'm going. Bye. 802 00:52:22,563 --> 00:52:24,086 Yeah! 803 00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:27,124 Einstein, our plan worked, man! 804 00:52:27,963 --> 00:52:31,520 I'm just good for genius. Genius! 805 00:52:33,496 --> 00:52:34,484 Here. 806 00:52:36,896 --> 00:52:38,486 Look at time! 807 00:52:38,563 --> 00:52:40,552 I have to go, okay? 808 00:52:40,629 --> 00:52:42,323 But--but... 809 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:46,820 What the... 810 00:52:47,896 --> 00:52:51,226 - Well? - We did it! Oh, baby! 811 00:52:51,297 --> 00:52:53,956 Don't spoil things. Let's just get the bag. 812 00:53:05,896 --> 00:53:07,953 Maybe you got it wrong, Einstein. 813 00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:11,962 It's bullshit, man! There was supposed to be money in that bag. 814 00:53:12,030 --> 00:53:14,621 Ted, did you take anything out of this bag? 815 00:53:14,696 --> 00:53:16,219 No. I didn't even look inside. 816 00:53:16,297 --> 00:53:18,353 - And a girl gave it to you? - Yeah. 817 00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:20,987 And she said to tell that stupid bitch to stay out of her way. 818 00:53:21,063 --> 00:53:23,120 Stupid bitch? 819 00:53:24,030 --> 00:53:27,359 Maybe she's on to us and that's a dummy bag, you know? 820 00:53:27,429 --> 00:53:29,157 - Is there a problem? - Shut up, Ted. 821 00:53:29,230 --> 00:53:31,957 Look, we gotta go soon. We got other appointments. 822 00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:34,928 Didn't you hear me tell you to shut up the first time? 823 00:53:34,996 --> 00:53:36,461 Now get rid of this! 824 00:53:36,529 --> 00:53:40,018 Nobody calls me a stupid bitch. We're getting that bag. 825 00:53:45,463 --> 00:53:47,588 Just let it out! Go for the eyes! 826 00:53:47,663 --> 00:53:48,720 Focus! 827 00:53:57,063 --> 00:53:59,528 - I don't think she wants to see you. - Shut up! 828 00:53:59,996 --> 00:54:02,224 - Claire, what the hell is going on? 829 00:54:02,296 --> 00:54:03,694 How could you cheat on me?! 830 00:54:03,763 --> 00:54:07,354 Why do you listen to these two ho-bags? I've never cheated on you! 831 00:54:07,429 --> 00:54:11,089 I overheard you and Adrienne, and then she admitted it to me! 832 00:54:11,163 --> 00:54:12,992 - You got her pregnant! - What?! 833 00:54:13,063 --> 00:54:16,324 Oh! No! Look, that's a scene for our acting class. 834 00:54:16,396 --> 00:54:17,987 In the scene, I get her pregnant. 835 00:54:18,063 --> 00:54:20,324 - You expect her to believe that? - Suck my balls! 836 00:54:20,396 --> 00:54:21,919 - Get a clue, loser! - Wait. 837 00:54:21,996 --> 00:54:25,291 Why would Adrienne admit it to me if it was just a scene? 838 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:27,625 You must've confused her. 839 00:54:27,696 --> 00:54:30,628 She's been hiding from you because she lost your favorite purse. 840 00:54:31,329 --> 00:54:33,989 What?! She stole grandma's handbag? 841 00:54:34,063 --> 00:54:37,223 Claire, I can prove to you that we were just doing a scene. 842 00:54:37,296 --> 00:54:38,956 Meet me in my room in five minutes. 843 00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:41,291 I'll find Adrienne and I'll grab the script, 844 00:54:41,363 --> 00:54:43,352 and this could all be explained, all right? 845 00:54:43,429 --> 00:54:45,657 Meet me in my room. Five minutes. 846 00:54:46,596 --> 00:54:48,085 You're not gonna go, are you? 847 00:54:49,063 --> 00:54:50,926 Maybe I should hear what he has to say. 848 00:54:51,696 --> 00:54:54,026 I can't believe Adrienne had sex with your boyfriend 849 00:54:54,097 --> 00:54:55,960 and stole your favorite handbag. 850 00:54:56,030 --> 00:54:57,518 What a klepto-slut! 851 00:54:58,496 --> 00:55:00,325 You look cute when you're mad! 852 00:55:06,896 --> 00:55:08,555 I've got a plan to get rid of this guy. 853 00:55:08,629 --> 00:55:11,288 but I need you to keep this bag for me until he's gone. 854 00:55:11,363 --> 00:55:12,693 You're keeping the money? 855 00:55:12,763 --> 00:55:15,854 - Doesn't it seem a little dangerous? - I'm leaving tomorrow. anyway. 856 00:55:15,930 --> 00:55:18,158 There's no way he can track me all the way to San Francisco. 857 00:55:18,229 --> 00:55:20,457 And he thinks the money is mine. anyway. 858 00:55:20,529 --> 00:55:23,689 Just hold on to this for dear life, and I'll give you some for helping me. 859 00:55:23,763 --> 00:55:25,820 - Shit, okay. - Okay. Thanks. 860 00:55:27,163 --> 00:55:29,152 This kind of looks like Claire's bag. 861 00:55:42,229 --> 00:55:43,627 Where's the bag? 862 00:55:43,696 --> 00:55:46,161 The bag? Isn't it here? 863 00:55:46,229 --> 00:55:48,161 - Who was at the door? - No one. 864 00:55:48,830 --> 00:55:51,489 No one? Well, that's interesting. 865 00:55:52,196 --> 00:55:55,424 Because here's the thing-- while I was waiting for you to return, 866 00:55:55,496 --> 00:55:58,155 I noticed that bag was missing, and I got to thinking-- 867 00:55:58,229 --> 00:56:01,195 what if you really are Gerri Farber and not Britney, 868 00:56:01,262 --> 00:56:02,751 and now you're scamming me? 869 00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:05,261 What are you talking about? I am Britney. 870 00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:08,818 And, you know, the bag was here when I left. 871 00:56:08,896 --> 00:56:11,225 You sent the package, remember? 872 00:56:11,296 --> 00:56:15,991 It's my money, so maybe I should be asking you where the money is. 873 00:56:16,063 --> 00:56:18,551 I really don't care what you think right now, 874 00:56:18,629 --> 00:56:20,686 because I know I didn't take it! 875 00:56:20,763 --> 00:56:22,251 And I know I sent it! 876 00:56:22,329 --> 00:56:25,318 But what I don't know is if you're who I sent it to. 877 00:56:37,830 --> 00:56:39,420 Hey, it's me. 878 00:56:40,329 --> 00:56:43,784 You've seen Britney before, right? What does she look like? 879 00:56:45,030 --> 00:56:47,393 When she's not in disguise, idiot! 880 00:56:58,096 --> 00:56:59,585 I guess you check out. 881 00:57:00,429 --> 00:57:01,690 Sorry I doubted you. 882 00:57:01,763 --> 00:57:05,422 It's fine. I can find the bag myself, so why don't you just leave? 883 00:57:05,496 --> 00:57:06,484 No. 884 00:57:07,363 --> 00:57:11,420 You left the bag with me, and, clearly, somebody called you out as a distraction. 885 00:57:11,496 --> 00:57:15,326 I shouldn't have left the bag alone, so this is my fault and I'm gonna fix it. 886 00:57:16,896 --> 00:57:18,452 I think I knowwho took it. 887 00:57:19,229 --> 00:57:20,593 I'll be right back. 888 00:57:23,696 --> 00:57:25,355 Adrienne, open up! 889 00:57:26,162 --> 00:57:27,219 Come on! 890 00:57:29,030 --> 00:57:30,290 Shit! 891 00:57:35,129 --> 00:57:37,527 Where the hell is my script?! 892 00:57:37,596 --> 00:57:38,653 Shit! 893 00:57:40,529 --> 00:57:43,757 Gerri, sorry to bug you, but you were Garber's T.A. Iast semester, right? 894 00:57:44,363 --> 00:57:46,420 Can I have her home number? I need to call her. 895 00:57:46,496 --> 00:57:47,553 Sure. 896 00:57:53,663 --> 00:57:55,720 - Don't tell her where you got it from. - Thanks. 897 00:57:55,796 --> 00:57:59,159 You have no idea how much of a huge jam this will get me out of. 898 00:58:00,262 --> 00:58:01,660 - Help! - What? 899 00:58:01,730 --> 00:58:03,252 I'm from France. Help! 900 00:58:04,029 --> 00:58:06,689 Man! There sure are a lot of girls from France around here. 901 00:58:07,262 --> 00:58:09,751 Hey, maybe you'd like my sausage. 902 00:58:12,696 --> 00:58:15,685 Look, here you go. You can keep it. I don't even want it anymore. 903 00:58:15,763 --> 00:58:18,558 But I'm gonna tell you this-- I am not gonna pay you to eat it. 904 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:20,618 I don't care what they do in France. 905 00:58:20,696 --> 00:58:23,491 - Need help! - Help with what? Opening it? 906 00:58:24,596 --> 00:58:26,755 There you are! Come here! 907 00:58:26,830 --> 00:58:29,318 She was just about to eat my sausage! 908 00:58:29,396 --> 00:58:32,294 Too bad! I'm the one who paid for her! Come here! 909 00:58:32,363 --> 00:58:33,522 Where you going? 910 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:39,422 Man! What's the deal with everyone paying the French to eat their food? 911 00:58:41,563 --> 00:58:43,529 - There you are. - Hey, Foosball. 912 00:58:43,596 --> 00:58:45,755 Why didn't you tell me sooner that you were gay? 913 00:58:45,830 --> 00:58:47,955 Well, I had to--what?! 914 00:58:48,029 --> 00:58:51,018 I'm really flattered that you'd come out for me, but... 915 00:58:51,096 --> 00:58:52,357 you're just not my type. 916 00:58:52,429 --> 00:58:53,725 I'm not gay! 917 00:58:53,796 --> 00:58:56,694 No, don't go back in just because I'm rejecting you. 918 00:58:56,763 --> 00:58:59,354 Someday, you're gonna find a guy who really likes you. 919 00:58:59,429 --> 00:59:01,588 It just... it's not gonna be me. 920 00:59:02,229 --> 00:59:04,695 I'm sorry. I'm glad we got this out in the open. 921 00:59:04,763 --> 00:59:06,422 Well, what the hell. 922 00:59:06,496 --> 00:59:08,428 What don't you like about me? 923 00:59:08,496 --> 00:59:11,894 Newmar, listen. You're a great guy, okay? 924 00:59:11,962 --> 00:59:14,451 I just...I don't like you like that. 925 00:59:14,529 --> 00:59:16,586 But I think I may know someone for you. 926 00:59:17,563 --> 00:59:18,620 Yeah. 927 00:59:28,029 --> 00:59:29,256 I don't see Adrienne. 928 00:59:29,830 --> 00:59:32,921 I couldn't find her. I'm actually calling my professor right now. 929 00:59:32,995 --> 00:59:34,586 She'll explain what the scene is about. 930 00:59:34,663 --> 00:59:38,390 - You've reached Proffessor Garber... - Damn. It's her voicemail. 931 00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,452 I smell perfume. 932 00:59:59,463 --> 01:00:00,724 "My love... 933 01:00:02,363 --> 01:00:04,920 "You have no idea how much I desire to be with you. 934 01:00:04,995 --> 01:00:07,655 "l think about you day and night and dream of you. 935 01:00:07,730 --> 01:00:10,093 "l need to share my life, love, and soul with you. 936 01:00:10,162 --> 01:00:13,094 "l will not be happy until we can be together. 937 01:00:13,162 --> 01:00:14,788 With love, Adrienne." 938 01:00:14,863 --> 01:00:16,453 What?! 939 01:00:16,529 --> 01:00:20,552 No! I--wow. I've never seen this before. 940 01:00:21,096 --> 01:00:24,290 Look, Gerri wrote my acting teacher's number on the back. 941 01:00:24,363 --> 01:00:26,795 See? Here's the number. This is Gerri's letter. 942 01:00:26,863 --> 01:00:30,260 Why would Adrienne write Gerri a love letter? 943 01:00:30,329 --> 01:00:31,795 Maybe they're lesbians. 944 01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:35,452 Pretty lame. Fuck off, Tony! 945 01:00:36,396 --> 01:00:39,123 Come on. I can explain, baby! 946 01:00:42,563 --> 01:00:44,756 I know you're around here somewhere! 947 01:00:44,830 --> 01:00:45,886 Damn! 948 01:00:46,596 --> 01:00:50,084 Buddy, seen a pretty girl around here with a funny accent? 949 01:00:50,162 --> 01:00:54,026 Yeah. I've been looking for her 'cause she has my money. 950 01:00:54,096 --> 01:00:55,857 Your money? That ain't your money. 951 01:00:55,929 --> 01:00:57,952 Fuck off. Who the hell are you? 952 01:01:15,096 --> 01:01:16,153 Well? 953 01:01:17,663 --> 01:01:18,651 Well, what? 954 01:01:20,796 --> 01:01:22,455 What'd you think of the letter? 955 01:01:22,529 --> 01:01:25,791 How'd you know about Newmar's letter? Newmar wrote me a love letter. 956 01:01:25,862 --> 01:01:28,294 - He's come out of the closet. - Newmar's gay? 957 01:01:28,363 --> 01:01:31,261 It's so cute. I had to turn him down, though. Obviously. 958 01:01:31,329 --> 01:01:33,124 Yeah. Obviously. 959 01:01:33,196 --> 01:01:36,356 I'm so happy to finally have someone to go clubbing with in this dorm. 960 01:01:36,429 --> 01:01:40,725 Being surrounded by all you breeders was really getting me down--no offense. 961 01:01:40,796 --> 01:01:42,193 You're gay? 962 01:01:43,096 --> 01:01:44,255 Are you sure? 963 01:01:44,329 --> 01:01:47,817 - You didn't know I was gay? - Yeah, of course I did. It's just... 964 01:01:49,429 --> 01:01:50,826 Newmar's gay? 965 01:01:50,895 --> 01:01:53,054 I almost wish I were attracted to him. 966 01:01:53,129 --> 01:01:57,221 He wrote the sweetest poem. Here. Check it out. 967 01:02:01,929 --> 01:02:02,952 What did you do?! 968 01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:07,452 I'm not sure how this guy's connected, but he knows about the money. 969 01:02:07,529 --> 01:02:10,324 - I know this guy. I don't-- - Trust me. He knows something. 970 01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,624 "Our love could be a delightful bloom. 971 01:02:14,696 --> 01:02:16,525 "From the beginning, I already knew. 972 01:02:18,229 --> 01:02:21,423 Like a rose in the sun, so are you." 973 01:02:23,096 --> 01:02:25,289 I wish somebody would write a poem like that for me. 974 01:02:30,262 --> 01:02:32,592 - I read your poem. - You did? 975 01:02:32,663 --> 01:02:35,493 - But I thought I gave it to Foosball. - He let me read it. 976 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:37,954 I loved it. 977 01:02:39,730 --> 01:02:40,786 Really? 978 01:02:40,862 --> 01:02:42,453 It all makes sense now. 979 01:02:42,529 --> 01:02:45,086 You only made out with me 'cause you were confused-- 980 01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:46,219 'cause you're gay. 981 01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:49,161 No, it's okay. We can hang out now. We can shop! 982 01:02:49,229 --> 01:02:52,195 We can hang out 'cause... I'm gay. 983 01:02:52,262 --> 01:02:54,387 I've always wanted a gay friend. 984 01:02:55,162 --> 01:02:56,889 Now that I know that you're gay... 985 01:02:58,429 --> 01:03:00,258 you suddenly seem more attractive. 986 01:03:00,329 --> 01:03:01,522 Great. 987 01:03:01,596 --> 01:03:03,357 Your whole personality makes sense now. 988 01:03:03,429 --> 01:03:05,486 Apparently, I'm still ugly, though. 989 01:03:05,563 --> 01:03:07,620 I'm sorry Foosball turned you down. 990 01:03:08,862 --> 01:03:10,794 Maybe if you took off these thick glasses. 991 01:03:14,463 --> 01:03:16,520 You have really nice eyes, Newmar. 992 01:03:17,363 --> 01:03:18,420 Thanks. 993 01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:21,190 I just wish they worked better. 994 01:03:23,696 --> 01:03:25,286 I really loved your poem. 995 01:03:30,329 --> 01:03:32,158 So, you do have my bag? 996 01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:34,956 This is not your bag! I gave your bag back! 997 01:03:35,029 --> 01:03:37,120 You lying slut! You never gave it back! 998 01:03:37,196 --> 01:03:39,526 - Give it back, you psycho! - What?! 999 01:03:43,663 --> 01:03:45,151 My glasses! 1000 01:03:47,962 --> 01:03:49,121 Hello? 1001 01:03:51,329 --> 01:03:52,590 This fuckin'-- 1002 01:03:55,029 --> 01:03:57,359 Claire. This is perfect. I just got ahold of my professor-- 1003 01:03:57,429 --> 01:03:59,588 Tell Adrienne you haven't seen me. 1004 01:04:03,229 --> 01:04:04,286 She went that way. 1005 01:04:12,596 --> 01:04:14,084 Is she gone? 1006 01:04:15,496 --> 01:04:18,587 - Come on, let's call the professor-- - I don't have time now. 1007 01:04:18,662 --> 01:04:21,094 Adrienne's gone insane. She's trying to attack me! 1008 01:04:21,162 --> 01:04:23,355 I have proof at my fingertips that I'm not lying. 1009 01:04:23,429 --> 01:04:27,259 She's coming! Hold on to my bag until I get back, then I'll listen to you. 1010 01:04:31,162 --> 01:04:32,492 I see you! 1011 01:04:33,628 --> 01:04:35,094 - She went that way. - I know! 1012 01:05:07,429 --> 01:05:09,588 Are you okay? Can you hear me? 1013 01:05:10,895 --> 01:05:13,225 You know what? Let me get you some help. 1014 01:05:13,296 --> 01:05:17,694 No, I just need to lay down. Take me into the room. 1015 01:05:19,129 --> 01:05:20,288 Yeah, okay. 1016 01:05:23,096 --> 01:05:24,584 You're heavy. 1017 01:05:37,096 --> 01:05:38,153 Hello?! 1018 01:05:39,196 --> 01:05:41,627 What happened to you? Why are you wet? 1019 01:05:43,229 --> 01:05:44,354 I don't know, but... 1020 01:05:45,795 --> 01:05:48,057 Maybe I should get out of these wet clothes. 1021 01:05:50,329 --> 01:05:54,658 Wait. No, no, no... That would end up bad for me. 1022 01:05:55,795 --> 01:05:57,284 I'll go get you a towel. 1023 01:06:06,762 --> 01:06:07,921 What are you doing? 1024 01:06:08,829 --> 01:06:11,624 I was just admiring your bag. 1025 01:06:13,729 --> 01:06:15,389 I think I should hold on to this. 1026 01:06:17,062 --> 01:06:19,960 - What are you doing? - I'm just admiring the bag! 1027 01:06:20,995 --> 01:06:22,256 What the hell?! 1028 01:06:23,162 --> 01:06:24,355 Give me the bag! 1029 01:06:25,429 --> 01:06:26,894 Crazy mother-- 1030 01:06:30,363 --> 01:06:31,953 Enough already, all right? 1031 01:06:32,029 --> 01:06:34,018 Who the hell are you, and what the hell's going on? 1032 01:06:34,096 --> 01:06:36,289 We're wasting time! Somebody will find it! 1033 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:39,193 That's my girlfriend's bag. Her grandmother gave it to her. 1034 01:06:39,262 --> 01:06:41,591 It's not. Why would your girlfriend have a stack of cash? 1035 01:06:41,662 --> 01:06:43,560 - Whose is it? - It's mine. 1036 01:06:43,628 --> 01:06:46,117 And I'll give you half if you help me get out of this dorm! 1037 01:06:46,196 --> 01:06:47,457 Right. 1038 01:06:49,229 --> 01:06:51,786 - How much is half? - $500. 1039 01:06:52,762 --> 01:06:53,921 Let's go. 1040 01:06:53,995 --> 01:06:57,620 I don't know anything about a bag. I don't know what you're talking about. 1041 01:06:57,695 --> 01:07:00,457 I assume you're Dominique's pimp or whatever, 1042 01:07:00,528 --> 01:07:02,290 and I don't know what she told you, 1043 01:07:02,363 --> 01:07:05,487 but we didn't even have sex with her, so we shouldn't have to pay. 1044 01:07:06,396 --> 01:07:07,986 You wanna work him over? 1045 01:07:08,062 --> 01:07:11,051 He doesn't know anything. Just put him back downstairs. 1046 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:13,485 Is that you? 1047 01:07:14,363 --> 01:07:15,692 Whatever you say. 1048 01:07:18,562 --> 01:07:21,028 I'm still chucking him outside just to be safe. 1049 01:07:21,096 --> 01:07:23,926 I really don't think the bag would've fallen all the way down here. 1050 01:07:23,995 --> 01:07:25,654 Well, just look for it! 1051 01:07:28,495 --> 01:07:31,155 You idiot! Now we'll never know where it is! 1052 01:07:31,229 --> 01:07:32,388 Why are you yelling at me? 1053 01:07:32,462 --> 01:07:34,985 You're the one who came to me with the money and-- 1054 01:07:35,062 --> 01:07:36,994 Well, I never! 1055 01:07:41,762 --> 01:07:44,422 - Who the hell was that? - Some meatball who got fresh. 1056 01:07:44,495 --> 01:07:46,291 So what took you so long? 1057 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:49,295 Look, I almost got the bag, okay? I'll be back in a second! 1058 01:07:49,363 --> 01:07:53,022 - Maybe I should go with you. - No. No, I should go alone. 1059 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:54,585 Why's that? 1060 01:07:55,528 --> 01:07:56,687 Cliffy... 1061 01:07:57,929 --> 01:08:00,418 No, don't take that tone with me. 1062 01:08:00,495 --> 01:08:02,825 You'll make me think you don't trust me. 1063 01:08:04,262 --> 01:08:06,921 You don't think I'd double-cross you, do you? 1064 01:08:06,995 --> 01:08:08,222 I was sorta thinking that. 1065 01:08:09,795 --> 01:08:11,818 No, I would never do that to you. 1066 01:08:12,495 --> 01:08:16,326 But now that we're in the clear, 'cause I'm--I mean we're-- 1067 01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:18,554 that close to the bag, 1068 01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:22,958 I don't know...I was kind of thinking that after we got away, 1069 01:08:23,029 --> 01:08:24,359 maybe we could... 1070 01:08:27,329 --> 01:08:29,487 I thought maybe we could see each other again. 1071 01:08:33,462 --> 01:08:36,394 I was sort of... sort of thinking the same thing. 1072 01:08:36,462 --> 01:08:38,928 You were? Good. 1073 01:08:38,995 --> 01:08:40,392 You stay here. 1074 01:08:42,096 --> 01:08:43,153 Don't worry. 1075 01:08:47,495 --> 01:08:49,427 Come on. We don't have much time. 1076 01:08:49,495 --> 01:08:51,893 Why the hell did you hit me? And who's that guy? 1077 01:08:51,962 --> 01:08:54,792 No one. He thinks he's getting half the money, but it's yours now. 1078 01:08:54,862 --> 01:08:59,419 I had to do that to get rid of him. So, if you want it, get me that bag! 1079 01:09:02,229 --> 01:09:04,717 You're right. This does look like Claire's purse. 1080 01:09:04,795 --> 01:09:07,693 - Where is she? - I hope Tony didn't do anything to her. 1081 01:09:08,695 --> 01:09:09,956 Bitch! 1082 01:09:11,695 --> 01:09:14,184 Newmar, I need your help! 1083 01:09:14,962 --> 01:09:17,292 Yes, it's me. I need you to hold on to this bag. 1084 01:09:17,362 --> 01:09:19,851 Don't let anyone take it, no matter what they say. 1085 01:09:21,162 --> 01:09:22,752 -Do you have my glasses? - Yeah. 1086 01:09:24,695 --> 01:09:26,354 Do you? 1087 01:09:26,428 --> 01:09:29,020 What? Where are we going?! 1088 01:09:29,528 --> 01:09:31,188 - I can't see! - I'll come back! 1089 01:09:31,262 --> 01:09:32,285 Hurry! 1090 01:09:42,995 --> 01:09:44,460 Wow, that was fast. 1091 01:09:49,829 --> 01:09:51,295 This is so stupid. 1092 01:09:51,362 --> 01:09:54,453 I'm not gay! I wrote that poem for you! 1093 01:09:55,162 --> 01:09:56,422 I love you! 1094 01:10:05,428 --> 01:10:06,689 Where did she go? 1095 01:10:09,862 --> 01:10:11,657 Pardon me, ladies, have you seen-- 1096 01:10:11,729 --> 01:10:14,593 - Have you seen a girl with a bag? - Who the hell are you? 1097 01:10:14,662 --> 01:10:16,855 - Maybe she went back upstairs. - All righty! 1098 01:10:17,895 --> 01:10:20,452 Something funny's going on here. 1099 01:10:42,962 --> 01:10:44,450 How did I get outside? 1100 01:10:56,362 --> 01:10:59,193 Finally got you horizontal, you crazy bitch! 1101 01:11:01,462 --> 01:11:03,519 I think I'll just be taking my money back. 1102 01:11:09,595 --> 01:11:10,925 Holy balls! 1103 01:11:13,595 --> 01:11:14,856 Thank you. 1104 01:11:21,995 --> 01:11:23,154 Thanks again. 1105 01:11:28,962 --> 01:11:30,757 What are you doing? Where's the bag? 1106 01:11:30,829 --> 01:11:32,159 What do you mean? 1107 01:11:32,228 --> 01:11:34,990 You came and grabbed it and bashed me over the head with it! 1108 01:11:35,062 --> 01:11:37,051 I didn't! That wasn't me! 1109 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:41,551 Well, clearly, this is a good reason to give me my glasses! 1110 01:11:46,362 --> 01:11:47,453 What happened to you? 1111 01:11:49,228 --> 01:11:53,161 Help. I'm from France. I'm an exchange student. 1112 01:11:53,228 --> 01:11:54,387 You don't say! 1113 01:11:55,995 --> 01:11:57,255 What'd you do that for?! 1114 01:11:57,328 --> 01:11:59,624 I can't have her saying that. She'll blow my cover! 1115 01:11:59,695 --> 01:12:01,285 I thought you were the foreign exchange student. 1116 01:12:02,228 --> 01:12:04,786 - I'm the hooker. - So, you're the hooker! 1117 01:12:05,462 --> 01:12:06,655 Come on, we gotta hide her. 1118 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:12,616 Hello! 1119 01:12:13,528 --> 01:12:15,017 - Can you help me? - I doubt it. 1120 01:12:15,096 --> 01:12:16,584 No, wait! I... 1121 01:12:16,662 --> 01:12:20,321 I'm looking for a girl, and she has a handbag, and I need to-- 1122 01:12:20,395 --> 01:12:23,486 How many people know about the frickin' bag?! 1123 01:12:23,562 --> 01:12:24,619 I don't know! 1124 01:12:26,795 --> 01:12:28,727 I gotta get the hell out of here. 1125 01:12:30,328 --> 01:12:32,590 - Do you have any rope? - Why would I have rope? 1126 01:12:32,662 --> 01:12:35,184 I've got some bondage stuff in my bag downstairs! 1127 01:12:35,261 --> 01:12:38,625 - Use your belt for now. - I need my belt. These pants are huge. 1128 01:12:38,695 --> 01:12:40,422 Deal with it! I'll only be gone for a second. 1129 01:12:41,695 --> 01:12:42,752 No. 1130 01:12:43,962 --> 01:12:45,393 Goddamnit. 1131 01:12:45,462 --> 01:12:46,928 - Got it? - Yeah. 1132 01:12:53,062 --> 01:12:55,220 That was fast. Come on in. 1133 01:12:58,995 --> 01:13:00,255 The prostitute?! 1134 01:13:01,029 --> 01:13:02,086 I can explain! 1135 01:13:02,161 --> 01:13:04,060 Just when l was starting to believe you! 1136 01:13:05,695 --> 01:13:08,855 Wait! No, no, no! You're staying here! 1137 01:13:08,929 --> 01:13:10,020 I forgot my bag. 1138 01:13:10,829 --> 01:13:12,658 Oh, Jesus! Tony! 1139 01:13:12,729 --> 01:13:15,025 - I could still explain. - Where's my bag? 1140 01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:16,922 About your bag... 1141 01:13:16,995 --> 01:13:19,290 My grandmother gave me that bag! 1142 01:13:19,362 --> 01:13:20,589 I hate you! 1143 01:13:20,662 --> 01:13:23,958 Claire, wait! No, don't go anywhere. 1144 01:13:24,029 --> 01:13:25,017 Wait! 1145 01:13:35,829 --> 01:13:36,988 No! 1146 01:13:37,062 --> 01:13:38,220 Come on! 1147 01:13:38,295 --> 01:13:39,352 Open up! 1148 01:13:40,128 --> 01:13:41,287 Not again! 1149 01:13:54,562 --> 01:13:55,823 How ya doin'? 1150 01:13:58,528 --> 01:13:59,687 Call me. 1151 01:14:16,695 --> 01:14:19,126 Hi. Can I help you? 1152 01:14:19,195 --> 01:14:22,059 So, you're Styles McFee. 1153 01:14:23,662 --> 01:14:24,685 Who are you? 1154 01:14:24,762 --> 01:14:26,523 What if I said I was the girl you ordered, 1155 01:14:26,595 --> 01:14:28,754 and that other girl's a foreign exchange student? 1156 01:14:30,395 --> 01:14:32,122 That would explain some things. 1157 01:14:32,862 --> 01:14:34,828 I'll cut to the chase. 1158 01:14:34,895 --> 01:14:37,861 You've got my money. I'll let you keep half if you help me get out of here. 1159 01:14:39,895 --> 01:14:42,588 Possession is 9/10 of the law, toots. 1160 01:14:42,662 --> 01:14:45,719 It's my money now. You're gonna have to do better than half. 1161 01:14:48,662 --> 01:14:50,389 I think we can work something out. 1162 01:14:55,862 --> 01:14:56,953 It's a lot of money. 1163 01:15:01,261 --> 01:15:03,159 Get the chair, bitch. 1164 01:15:04,729 --> 01:15:06,422 See, now we're talking. 1165 01:15:06,562 --> 01:15:08,494 I'll gonna make you a little deal, okay? 1166 01:15:10,428 --> 01:15:16,190 If the sex is really, really great, I'll give you half the money. 1167 01:15:16,895 --> 01:15:19,884 Baby, when l get done with you... 1168 01:15:19,962 --> 01:15:22,154 you'll give me all of it. 1169 01:15:22,228 --> 01:15:23,455 We'll see. 1170 01:15:26,829 --> 01:15:27,987 I'm done with you. 1171 01:15:30,462 --> 01:15:31,792 Oh, and look... 1172 01:15:33,962 --> 01:15:35,291 I got all of it. 1173 01:15:37,128 --> 01:15:38,958 That's not fair! 1174 01:15:40,528 --> 01:15:42,517 Okay, I can play fair. 1175 01:15:44,729 --> 01:15:46,126 - Fair enough. - No! 1176 01:15:55,762 --> 01:15:58,353 Come on, Styles. Reach out and touch it. 1177 01:15:58,895 --> 01:16:00,224 Oh, yeah. You can't. 1178 01:16:02,829 --> 01:16:04,852 Thanks for the good time, Styles. 1179 01:16:04,929 --> 01:16:06,918 No, stop! Come on. 1180 01:16:08,061 --> 01:16:09,925 I don't deserve this! 1181 01:16:09,994 --> 01:16:11,017 Help! 1182 01:16:13,362 --> 01:16:15,828 Someone help! Help! 1183 01:16:18,528 --> 01:16:19,858 Get over here! 1184 01:16:21,595 --> 01:16:23,026 Tony! Help me. 1185 01:16:23,095 --> 01:16:24,186 What happened to you? 1186 01:16:24,261 --> 01:16:27,455 There's no time to explain. A whore stole my purse! 1187 01:16:27,994 --> 01:16:31,085 My girlfriend's purse. But you gotta help me get it back. 1188 01:16:31,161 --> 01:16:33,150 Man, that two-timing-- 1189 01:16:33,928 --> 01:16:37,361 Go get her. Tony! Don't look in the purse. though! 1190 01:16:49,662 --> 01:16:52,150 Someone help! Help! 1191 01:17:02,862 --> 01:17:03,952 Help! 1192 01:17:06,261 --> 01:17:07,591 Someone help! 1193 01:17:10,495 --> 01:17:12,427 I call the police. They come! 1194 01:17:19,562 --> 01:17:23,050 Let me just explain, because I think you might've misunderstood. 1195 01:17:23,128 --> 01:17:26,458 And...you look great. You do. 1196 01:17:26,528 --> 01:17:29,857 This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt us. 1197 01:17:29,928 --> 01:17:30,951 What? 1198 01:17:43,861 --> 01:17:45,259 Hey, man. We need to talk. 1199 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:48,856 - Knock it off. It's about the money. - What money? 1200 01:17:48,928 --> 01:17:51,690 Don't give me that. I need the frickin' bag back! 1201 01:17:51,762 --> 01:17:53,159 The hooker screwed us both! 1202 01:17:53,228 --> 01:17:55,626 I knew she was too hot to be trusted. 1203 01:17:55,695 --> 01:17:56,853 We gotta get her! 1204 01:18:00,562 --> 01:18:03,323 Where do you think you're going?! Give me the purse. 1205 01:18:03,395 --> 01:18:06,156 I was looking for you, baby! Both you babies. 1206 01:18:06,228 --> 01:18:07,285 Shut up! 1207 01:18:07,362 --> 01:18:09,794 You don't mind us keeping this bag, then, right? 1208 01:18:09,861 --> 01:18:12,623 Hold her hands. I bet she's got something hidden on her. 1209 01:18:14,261 --> 01:18:15,920 Yeah, you like that, right? 1210 01:18:16,994 --> 01:18:20,483 What's this? This a vibrator or something? 1211 01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:23,027 Pepper spray. You gonna spray me, huh? 1212 01:18:23,095 --> 01:18:25,288 - Let me go! - What if I strip search her? 1213 01:18:25,362 --> 01:18:28,021 We should just let her loose, pervo. We got the money. 1214 01:18:30,528 --> 01:18:33,016 I called the police. You all go to jail! 1215 01:18:37,095 --> 01:18:38,721 I don't have time for this. 1216 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:47,924 - She's getting away! - Forget her. We got the bag! 1217 01:18:47,994 --> 01:18:50,483 - No. I got the bag. - Hell, no! 1218 01:18:52,495 --> 01:18:54,222 We're gonna head down to the student union now. 1219 01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:58,387 You'll find students studying, having a snack--in their natural habitats. 1220 01:19:09,528 --> 01:19:11,993 - My bag?! - I can explain. 1221 01:19:12,061 --> 01:19:14,619 That bitch tricked us! There's only a little money here! 1222 01:19:22,395 --> 01:19:25,122 - Come on. We gotta get out of here. - It's about time. 1223 01:19:30,228 --> 01:19:31,887 - Give me the money! - Ted. 1224 01:19:36,295 --> 01:19:38,284 That's not fair, man! 1225 01:19:38,362 --> 01:19:40,725 Pleasure doing business with you boys. 1226 01:19:45,861 --> 01:19:48,952 - Man, that's my money. - No! It's my money! 1227 01:19:52,028 --> 01:19:54,960 Our graduates include two Nobel prize winners and 14 senators. 1228 01:19:55,028 --> 01:19:58,222 Our faculty is one of the most prestigious in the entire country. 1229 01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:02,788 Tradition. Studiousness. Dignity. 1230 01:20:02,861 --> 01:20:05,453 These words come to mind when one thinks of this fine university. 1231 01:20:10,528 --> 01:20:12,755 So, here's an interesting bit of trivia. 1232 01:20:12,828 --> 01:20:17,022 Can anyone tell me which campus building Eugene O'Neill died in? Anyone? 1233 01:20:20,794 --> 01:20:21,885 Hey, Pete. 1234 01:20:22,828 --> 01:20:24,488 One of the nice things about this university 1235 01:20:24,562 --> 01:20:27,551 is that public beatings like this rarely happen. Oh, God. 1236 01:20:33,261 --> 01:20:34,851 How does everyone know about the bag? 1237 01:20:34,928 --> 01:20:36,917 I don't know. Something weird's going on. 1238 01:20:36,994 --> 01:20:40,449 I think we're being set up. You should pack some things. 1239 01:20:40,528 --> 01:20:41,516 Why? 1240 01:20:42,528 --> 01:20:43,516 Trust me. 1241 01:20:43,595 --> 01:20:44,821 What are we doing? 1242 01:20:45,861 --> 01:20:49,191 I'm looking for my bag. Where is it? 1243 01:20:50,728 --> 01:20:53,320 Okay...we have to back in the dorm. 1244 01:20:53,395 --> 01:20:55,190 Oh, no. We're out of here. 1245 01:20:55,261 --> 01:20:57,749 Listen, you idiot, you do what I say. 1246 01:20:57,828 --> 01:20:59,691 And I say we're going back in the dorm! 1247 01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:07,487 Do you know someone who lost a purse around here? 1248 01:21:07,562 --> 01:21:09,050 - You found it? - Yeah. 1249 01:21:09,128 --> 01:21:10,957 Adrienne's been looking for it! 1250 01:21:11,028 --> 01:21:12,016 Here you go. 1251 01:21:13,495 --> 01:21:14,824 Well, thanks! 1252 01:21:16,362 --> 01:21:19,691 Everyone, this is not a representation of how things work on this campus. 1253 01:21:19,761 --> 01:21:21,750 I'm giving 3 to 1 odds on the ugly white guy. 1254 01:21:21,828 --> 01:21:23,817 - This is ridiculous. - My money's on tattoo-boy! 1255 01:21:23,894 --> 01:21:27,656 Gambling is not allowed on campus. Sir, gambling is not-- 1256 01:21:27,728 --> 01:21:29,921 - What are the odds? - Three to one. 1257 01:21:29,994 --> 01:21:31,255 I'm good for 20. 1258 01:21:31,328 --> 01:21:33,123 - Hold it. - Yeah, right. 1259 01:21:34,994 --> 01:21:37,051 Out of my way, morons! 1260 01:21:39,694 --> 01:21:42,922 36 Starflower. We're 10-97 making entry. 1261 01:21:42,994 --> 01:21:44,153 You live here? 1262 01:21:44,228 --> 01:21:46,319 Yeah, I'm the R.A. What's going on? 1263 01:21:46,395 --> 01:21:50,225 We received a call saying there was some kind of hostage situation at this address. 1264 01:21:53,761 --> 01:21:56,455 Reggie. I thought you went home already. 1265 01:21:56,528 --> 01:21:59,221 Who called the police, and why is there a Christmas tree? 1266 01:21:59,295 --> 01:22:01,318 - That's a fire hazard! - Don't look at me. 1267 01:22:01,395 --> 01:22:04,327 - Grandmother's handbag. - You should kick Tony in the balls. 1268 01:22:04,395 --> 01:22:07,656 - Totally! The police are here. - Thank God. 1269 01:22:07,728 --> 01:22:11,785 Officers, you will be interested to know that there is a prostitute in this dorm. 1270 01:22:11,861 --> 01:22:13,418 - A prostitute? - That's her! 1271 01:22:13,495 --> 01:22:17,824 - That's Dominique the prostitute! - Me student! They crazy attacking me! 1272 01:22:17,894 --> 01:22:19,655 - It seems she's on drugs. - Cuff her! 1273 01:22:19,728 --> 01:22:22,286 - What's going on? - They're arresting Styles's prostitute. 1274 01:22:22,362 --> 01:22:24,157 - Did Dominique ever arrive? - That's her. 1275 01:22:24,228 --> 01:22:26,989 Wait, let me get this straight. There are two Dominiques? 1276 01:22:27,061 --> 01:22:28,856 But one's the whore, and one's just a foreigner. 1277 01:22:30,362 --> 01:22:33,021 We should get going, or we'll miss our flight to North Dakota. 1278 01:22:34,594 --> 01:22:37,685 Well, it was really nice meeting you. Dominique, was it? 1279 01:22:37,761 --> 01:22:39,750 Have a nice time in North Dakota. 1280 01:22:39,828 --> 01:22:42,794 I just have a few more things to pack. I think you'll like North Dakota. 1281 01:22:42,861 --> 01:22:43,986 I smell smoke. 1282 01:22:44,061 --> 01:22:46,084 - Foosball was smoking. - He bought the tree. 1283 01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:48,320 - You bitches! - This is a no-smoking building. 1284 01:22:48,395 --> 01:22:50,690 Marla and Lynne have an eight-ball of coke in their room. 1285 01:22:51,228 --> 01:22:52,853 - It's hers! - Whore! 1286 01:22:59,894 --> 01:23:02,326 - Stop it! - What? 1287 01:23:02,395 --> 01:23:05,361 They're going back in the dorm. Obviously, the money's still there. 1288 01:23:05,428 --> 01:23:07,655 - Oh, yeah. - So we should go! 1289 01:23:12,028 --> 01:23:15,926 I am Dominique from France, foreign exchange student! 1290 01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:22,255 It looks good to me. But if you're the student-- 1291 01:23:22,328 --> 01:23:24,021 Then who are you?! 1292 01:23:24,627 --> 01:23:25,615 There she is! 1293 01:23:32,128 --> 01:23:34,117 Where do you think you're going, babycakes? 1294 01:23:35,428 --> 01:23:37,189 Finally we meet. I'm Wang. 1295 01:23:37,261 --> 01:23:39,488 Who actually called us? Where's this hostage situation? 1296 01:23:39,561 --> 01:23:40,686 The cops! 1297 01:23:40,761 --> 01:23:42,852 - Lorenzo Rosatti! - Let go of the girl! 1298 01:23:42,928 --> 01:23:43,916 Take that! 1299 01:23:48,694 --> 01:23:53,354 Booker, I think I smell smoke! Seriously! Do you smell that? 1300 01:24:03,395 --> 01:24:05,860 - Finally we have the Black Hand! - You! Down here! 1301 01:24:07,061 --> 01:24:08,526 Cuff all three of them right here. 1302 01:24:08,594 --> 01:24:09,992 - Who are you? - Gerri Farber. 1303 01:24:10,061 --> 01:24:12,788 No, that's just a cover. She's Britney the Snake. 1304 01:24:12,861 --> 01:24:14,759 I am not going down alone! 1305 01:24:14,828 --> 01:24:16,987 - Does anybody know this girl? - Yes. Gerri. 1306 01:24:17,061 --> 01:24:18,651 - Give me the gun. - It's really her! 1307 01:24:18,728 --> 01:24:21,160 I've seen her before, Rosatti. That ain't Britney. 1308 01:24:21,228 --> 01:24:23,921 - She's lying! - Shut up, Rosatti. 1309 01:24:23,994 --> 01:24:26,119 Okay, now I smell something burning. 1310 01:24:39,527 --> 01:24:42,153 - They were supposed to fix this. - Do you know how to turn that off? 1311 01:24:42,228 --> 01:24:43,387 I think so. 1312 01:24:51,527 --> 01:24:55,187 All right. You three stay put. Everybody else, back to your rooms. 1313 01:25:00,395 --> 01:25:02,384 - I can-- - You can explain. 1314 01:25:03,961 --> 01:25:07,449 - I'm really sorry. It's just that-- - I believe you. 1315 01:25:08,961 --> 01:25:10,154 God, I love you. 1316 01:25:10,228 --> 01:25:11,784 I love you, too, baby. 1317 01:25:13,828 --> 01:25:16,692 - My grandmother was a bitch, anyway. - Yeah, she was. 1318 01:25:23,095 --> 01:25:25,357 - Wanna go find that money? - Really? 1319 01:25:31,061 --> 01:25:32,118 There you are. 1320 01:25:36,994 --> 01:25:38,255 I got your bag back. 1321 01:25:38,328 --> 01:25:40,021 That's not the right bag. 1322 01:25:42,328 --> 01:25:43,725 Can I have my glasses back? 1323 01:25:47,928 --> 01:25:49,087 I have... 1324 01:25:50,461 --> 01:25:51,859 a confession to make. 1325 01:25:53,095 --> 01:25:55,084 I'm not gay. 1326 01:25:55,161 --> 01:25:57,752 I didn't write that poem for Foosball. 1327 01:25:57,828 --> 01:25:59,691 I wrote that poem for you. 1328 01:26:01,028 --> 01:26:02,357 You did? 1329 01:26:10,361 --> 01:26:12,759 There's a shitload of money in here. 1330 01:26:15,561 --> 01:26:17,390 Keep it together. Sorry. Please. 1331 01:26:18,594 --> 01:26:21,152 - You don't need to look over there. - Forget it. 1332 01:26:21,228 --> 01:26:24,489 Screw it. We don't want your stupid, ugly kids at our university, anyway. 1333 01:26:24,561 --> 01:26:26,550 This place is a madhouse. What a day. 1334 01:26:26,627 --> 01:26:29,287 We got Lorenzo Rosatti-- "the Black Hand," a prostitute, 1335 01:26:29,361 --> 01:26:31,191 and a couple of kids with a bunch of coke. 1336 01:26:35,195 --> 01:26:37,592 I'm not so sure that's a good idea. I don't know. 1337 01:26:37,661 --> 01:26:40,320 Totally! After we give Gerri some for her tuition, 1338 01:26:40,394 --> 01:26:42,724 we can go to the Bahamas and live like kings. 1339 01:26:42,794 --> 01:26:45,056 I don't know if we'll have enough money to do that. 1340 01:26:45,128 --> 01:26:47,117 All right, then we'll go to Vegas. 1341 01:26:47,195 --> 01:26:51,025 We'll go away and have the best Christmas break ever...together. 1342 01:26:51,095 --> 01:26:54,583 - I'm feeling kind of lucky. - Yeah, so am l. 1343 01:27:17,627 --> 01:27:18,957 Booker, thank God! 1344 01:27:20,961 --> 01:27:22,426 I don't even want to know. 1345 01:27:24,894 --> 01:27:27,224 I've had some time to think about it... 1346 01:27:27,294 --> 01:27:29,852 and I'm really sorry for the way I've been acting. 1347 01:27:31,694 --> 01:27:34,524 In fact, I have a confession to make. 1348 01:27:36,161 --> 01:27:37,649 I'm a virgin, too. 1349 01:27:37,728 --> 01:27:41,455 I know. I talk really big 'cause I can't find a girlfriend. 1350 01:27:43,728 --> 01:27:46,387 And I guess I ordered the whore for myself, 1351 01:27:46,461 --> 01:27:48,155 but I was too embarrassed to admit it. 1352 01:27:48,228 --> 01:27:51,625 But I realize now that it's okay to be a virgin, Booker. 1353 01:27:51,694 --> 01:27:55,024 It's okay. We don't have anything to be ashamed of. 1354 01:27:55,095 --> 01:27:58,686 Speak for yourself, loser. I just lost my virginity. 1355 01:27:59,394 --> 01:28:01,690 In fact, I only came back to get some Gatorade. 1356 01:28:01,761 --> 01:28:04,625 I'm gonna go have a bunch more sex now. 1357 01:28:07,128 --> 01:28:08,616 See you tomorrow, Styles. 1358 01:28:16,994 --> 01:28:19,153 You're not really gonna leave me here, are you? 1359 01:28:21,161 --> 01:28:22,990 I don't deserve this, Booker! 1360 01:28:24,227 --> 01:28:25,386 Yes, I do. 1361 01:28:42,828 --> 01:28:44,487 I'm such a jerk! 1362 01:28:45,561 --> 01:28:50,255 I mean, I don't do unto others as they would want it-- 1363 01:28:50,327 --> 01:28:52,816 I don't even know what it is, but I don't do it. 1364 01:29:06,227 --> 01:29:08,716 My family has a lot planned for us to do over the break. 1365 01:29:08,794 --> 01:29:10,124 Tell me about your family. 1366 01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:15,990 Need bathroom. 1367 01:29:20,061 --> 01:29:21,321 It's right over there. 1368 01:29:25,527 --> 01:29:26,584 Sorry. 1369 01:29:28,928 --> 01:29:31,053 Somehow I got your phone, 1370 01:29:31,128 --> 01:29:33,923 and it's campus security about something. 1371 01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:35,317 Thanks. 1372 01:29:36,127 --> 01:29:37,184 Nice robe. 1373 01:29:37,894 --> 01:29:39,382 Hello? 1374 01:29:39,461 --> 01:29:40,722 Yeah, this is Wang. 1375 01:29:44,127 --> 01:29:46,650 What? That's impossible. She's here with me! 1376 01:29:46,728 --> 01:29:49,319 I don't know who that is, because I'm standing here with a girl 1377 01:29:49,394 --> 01:29:51,121 who was mugged on her way to see you. 1378 01:29:51,194 --> 01:29:53,683 They took all her things. Even her passport. 1379 01:29:53,761 --> 01:29:57,625 We have confirmed her identity. She is your foreign exchange student. 1380 01:29:57,694 --> 01:30:00,092 So can you please come open the door and let us in? 1381 01:30:00,160 --> 01:30:01,285 I'll come right down. 1382 01:30:02,294 --> 01:30:03,624 Then who the hell is... 1383 01:30:14,061 --> 01:30:16,652 - Yeah, Lorenzo double-crossed me. - He got away? 1384 01:30:16,728 --> 01:30:19,193 I followed him and this girl to her dormitory on campus. 1385 01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:20,453 Can anyone ID you? 1386 01:30:20,527 --> 01:30:24,789 No. This dumb foreigner arrived, which gave me the perfect cover. 1387 01:30:24,861 --> 01:30:26,690 This whole thing's falling apart. 1388 01:30:26,761 --> 01:30:28,750 - Shit. - Did you get the money? 1389 01:30:28,828 --> 01:30:30,657 I had it in my hands, but I lost it. 1390 01:30:30,728 --> 01:30:32,216 We need to find it! 1391 01:30:32,294 --> 01:30:34,556 What the hell happened? How'd you lose it? 1392 01:30:34,627 --> 01:30:35,786 Hang on a sec. 1393 01:30:46,427 --> 01:30:49,416 It's a long story. I'll tell you when I get there.