1 00:00:05,139 --> 00:00:06,539 [buzzer sounds] 2 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,475 [buzzer sounds] 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,481 [buzzer sounds] 4 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,719 [buzzer sounds] 5 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,415 - Ugh. 6 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:26,157 Well, at least that one's behind us. 7 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:27,664 - Sorry about that, guys. 8 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,255 Guess I had an off night. 9 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:30,427 - Don't worry about it, Rajon. 10 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,504 Thanks for filling in. 11 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:32,732 - Here's your jersey back. 12 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:33,766 I got to go. 13 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,471 My real team is on the ice. 14 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:37,313 [laughs] 15 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,368 - [mocks laughter] 16 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,766 - [laughs] - Whoo! 17 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,337 - Thanks a lot, Rajon, 18 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,735 for sucking balls! 19 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:44,176 You know he does not try 20 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:45,182 when he plays for us, right? 21 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,653 You know that. 22 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,750 Where's Kenny? 23 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:48,781 - Kenny quit. 24 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:49,816 Said the games are too late 25 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,090 now that he has a kid. 26 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:52,349 - Wait, Kenny has a kid? - Yeah. 27 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,446 - Ugh. 28 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:54,757 Hope it looks like its mother. 29 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,688 - Jesus, his face looks like a sewer. 30 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,564 Anyway, I got a lead 31 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:00,162 on a new goalie. 32 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:01,764 Gonna meet us at Maggie Mae's tonight, okay? 33 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,355 Then we're gonna take a vote. 34 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:06,367 [upbeat rock music] 35 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,570 * 36 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,142 - All right, so what you're telling me 37 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,571 is that you all just use toilet paper? 38 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:12,635 - all: Yes! 39 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:13,643 - God, think about it. 40 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,844 If you got mud on your arm, 41 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,605 would you clean it off with dry paper? 42 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,654 - No, that is-- - No! You wouldn't! 43 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,579 And that is why I got a bidet this weekend. 44 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,284 - Okay, how much did it set you back? 45 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,416 - $10,000. 46 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:24,451 - all: What?! - Right. 47 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:25,715 But listen, dude. 48 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,123 I swear it'll change your life. 49 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,315 It's already changed my life. 50 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:30,156 - Holy shit, would you look at that? 51 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:33,161 [dreamy music] 52 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:40,204 * 53 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,414 - Anthony! - How you doing? 54 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,376 - Good. - How's everything? 55 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,445 Meet the Chubbys. 56 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,254 - all: Hey. 57 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:01,356 [Zeus' "You Gotta Teller"] 58 00:02:01,389 --> 00:02:04,489 [upbeat rock music] 59 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:05,885 * 60 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:07,696 - * You gotta tell her 61 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,158 * 62 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,397 * She's got to know 63 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:12,171 - Yeah! 64 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,330 - * You gotta tell her 65 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:14,797 * 66 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:17,405 * She's got to know 67 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:18,668 [skates scraping] 68 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:22,712 - Guys, this is Molly, 69 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:23,943 that goalie I was telling you about. 70 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,477 - No way. You're the goalie? 71 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,953 - Hi. Paul. 72 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,620 Leading scorer. - Hi. 73 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,249 - Yeah, he's married. He's very, very married. 74 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:31,394 I'm Dickie Litski. 75 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:32,589 - Yeah, we call him Shitski, though. 76 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,260 - Can you shut up? 77 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:36,288 - Anthony's told me a lot about all of you. 78 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,464 - How did you guys meet? 79 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,591 - Oh, he replaced my gutters. 80 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,827 - Of course he did. 81 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,231 Hope you got the extended warranty. 82 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,963 - Don't listen to him. 83 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,827 You have 30 days. - [laughs] 84 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,666 Well, maybe next time I should read the fine print. 85 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,541 - Hey, Molly, I don't mean to be blunt here, okay? 86 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:52,471 But have you ever actually played 87 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,576 competitive hockey before? 88 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:57,248 - Yeah, I played goalie for Northeastern. 89 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,378 - It's Division 1. 90 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,412 - Yeah, but it's not the same. 91 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,807 It's Division 1 women's. 92 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,478 - Division 1 women's is Division 1 women's. 93 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,846 - Right, but it's not the same as men's. 94 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,694 What I'm saying-- it's apples to oranges. 95 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,989 - Exactly. 96 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,360 - Is it apples to oranges or apples to apples? 97 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,920 - Shitski, you were so much more attractive 98 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,428 before you opened your mouth. 99 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,460 - You are so gonna fit in on this team. 100 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,255 - Molly, would you excuse us just for one second? 101 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,567 - Sure. - Guys, come on. 102 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,805 - All right, guys, look, before we bring her on-- 103 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,739 - Whoa, wait, wait, wait, "Before we bring her on." 104 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:29,635 I didn't vote for her. Did I miss the vote? 105 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,947 I don't know if I like her attitude, frankly. 106 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,649 And the vote has to be anonymous. 107 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,021 - Unanimous. 108 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,388 - Dickie, how is it possible you make six figures? 109 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,688 - Yo, hurry up, man. 110 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,919 Another team's gonna scoop her up 111 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,023 if we leave her alone at the bar. 112 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,924 - Look, Molly could be a key piece 113 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,016 to this championship puzzle. 114 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,257 - Oh, totally agree. 115 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,733 - That's why no one 116 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,960 is to try and bang her. 117 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:48,955 - Ew, bang her? Who said anything 118 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:49,956 about wanting to bang her? 119 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:50,957 - I'm serious, okay? 120 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,028 If anyone hooks up with her, 121 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,925 this whole thing can go to shit. 122 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,637 - You're the one who was flirting with her, 123 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:56,899 talking about your crappy warranty. 124 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,937 - 30 days is standard for a warranty. 125 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,942 Look, we need her to show up. 126 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,014 This isn't about individuality. 127 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,713 It's about the team. 128 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,775 I mean, if something goes wrong and she feels like a slut, 129 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:07,754 or maybe you suck at banging-- 130 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:08,681 - Hey-- 131 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,576 - Then we're right back to square one. 132 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,518 Simple rule here, fellas. 133 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,723 Don't 134 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:14,764 bang 135 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:15,858 your teammate. 136 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:17,059 - Yeah. 137 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,060 Somehow I don't think Vince Lombardi 138 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,391 ever gave that speech. 139 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:22,527 [upbeat rock music] 140 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,473 - Hey, everyone. 141 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:25,628 - Hey, Mol. 142 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,796 What are you doing here? 143 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,444 - I'm here for the game. 144 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,299 - I think he means in this locker room. 145 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:31,638 - Are you shy, Dickie? 146 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:32,642 - No. 147 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,443 You're--no. 148 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,835 - Relax. The human body is a beautiful thing 149 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,847 no matter what shape or form. 150 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,479 I just--I didn't want to change alone. 151 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,515 I mean, we're a team. We are one, right? 152 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,515 - You gonna say something? 153 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:50,917 - Yeah, I'd like to say something. 154 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,688 I am so horny right now. 155 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,426 - It was your idea not to bang her, bro. 156 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:55,802 - And you're a hypocrite. - I'm a hypocrite? 157 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,929 - She has a vagina. - And how is that bad? 158 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,425 I like vaginas. 159 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,997 - There's a vagina locker room over there. 160 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,404 You and your vaginas. 161 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,096 - I'm a married man. 162 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,767 - That doesn't mean you get to ruin it for the rest of us. 163 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,106 - Yeah. You weren't that married 164 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,610 when we went to a strip club last week. 165 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:13,882 - What the hell is she doing? 166 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,784 - Maybe it's a goalie thing? 167 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,746 - Kenny never did that. 168 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:20,887 I'm gonna go over there. 169 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,391 I'm gonna ask her politely 170 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,693 to change in the other locker room. 171 00:05:23,724 --> 00:05:25,034 - Don't you dare. 172 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:30,997 - How are we not supposed to want to bang her 173 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,571 when she does stuff like this? 174 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,570 [upbeat rock music] 175 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:42,613 * 176 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,854 - Is anyone gonna play D? 177 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:48,881 - Probably not. 178 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,491 - Whoo! You're really saving our asses out there. 179 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,391 - Eh. I'm a little rusty. 180 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,533 - Don't worry. Dickie's been rusty for the last six years. 181 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:00,658 - I think I'm gonna need some hot yoga after this. 182 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,764 I messed up my back at the stable where I work today. 183 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,527 - Is that why you were using that tennis ball 184 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:06,526 in the locker room? 185 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,537 - Yeah. 186 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,538 I just like to loosen up 187 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,739 with some hydrating oils 188 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:10,870 before I get on the ice. 189 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,074 - Every time. - Absolutely. 190 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,735 - Oh, my God. 191 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,084 - What's up with the stable you were talking about? 192 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,178 I love horses. - Really? 193 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,179 I wouldn't have guessed. 194 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,550 You a closet cowboy? 195 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,649 - He's a closeted something. 196 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,950 [forced laughter] 197 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,451 - I've never actually been on a horse, 198 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,423 but I have often thought about buying one. 199 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,792 - What haven't you thought of buying? 200 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,149 - If you're serious, 201 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:28,617 I'm actually looking at a horse myself. 202 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,686 Maybe I could cut you in on the deal. 203 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,163 - No shit? - Yeah. 204 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,091 He's a retired stallion available for stud. 205 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,496 - Well, the horse I wanted to buy 206 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,798 would be on that races still 207 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:36,859 and gets laid at night, 208 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,627 but not, like, full-time. 209 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,866 - Breeding is more money than racing. 210 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,800 Average stud fees go for, like, 211 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:42,935 ten grand a pop. 212 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,140 - What? - Mm-hmm. 213 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,511 - Oh, dude, then I'm definitely in. 214 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:46,509 - [laughs] Hold on. 215 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,510 Just like that? 216 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,911 - Yeah. Because unlike you, 217 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,582 I'm a man that actually goes for what he wants. 218 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,051 Who else wants in on this deal? - Uh, me. I want in. 219 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,109 - Yeah, but you have no money. 220 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,846 - I'll spot him. - Nice. 221 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,982 - Why? So you're not the only patsy on this deal? 222 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,447 - Me too. I want in on the deal. 223 00:06:58,486 --> 00:06:59,116 - Yes. - Jesus! 224 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:00,622 Are you kidding me? 225 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:01,864 So now I'm the only guy ass out? 226 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,219 - I'm comfortable with that. 227 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,656 - You guys remind me of my nephew. 228 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:07,734 He lives in a group home. 229 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,631 [buzzer sounds] 230 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,234 - What are you doing? 231 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,495 - Do you have any idea how much protein is in this stuff, dude? 232 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,865 Makes me play better. - Impossible. 233 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,143 Nothing can make you play better. 234 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,211 - 'Sup, dude? 235 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,179 - [groans] - [laughs] 236 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,661 - It's a little bit of a step above Maggie Mae's, 237 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:36,489 right, guys? 238 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,964 - Don't be making fun of Maggie Mae's. 239 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,091 It's our home away from home. 240 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:41,626 - 'Cause everyone in your home drinks like a fish, huh? 241 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,902 - Tonight calls for something special. 242 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,771 Tonight, we eat like kings. 243 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,800 - How stoned are you? 244 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:49,835 - How stoned are you? 245 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,040 [both giggle] 246 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,211 All right. 247 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:53,509 Everybody, glasses up, please. 248 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:54,711 - Hey! - Here we go. 249 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,082 - A toast, Molly, to you. 250 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,880 Without you, we would have never-- 251 00:07:58,912 --> 00:07:59,882 wait a minute. 252 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:00,983 Before we toast, 253 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,784 are you in or are you out, Paul? 254 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,116 - I'm still thinking about it. 255 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,991 - Ugh, "I'm still thinking about it" 256 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,989 is just a new way of saying "I'm terrified of my wife." 257 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,261 - Okay, forgive me for not diving in with my eyes closed. 258 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:13,190 I mean, no offense, but we don't know anything about this horse. 259 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,856 - What do you want, like, a Carfax report for a horse? 260 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,126 - Actually, they do have those. 261 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,004 Breeding is all about the bloodlines, 262 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,972 and we know everything about his lineage. 263 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,271 - Hey, everybody good? 264 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,842 Folks ready to order? 265 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,141 - Yeah. Why don't we let the lady go first? 266 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,572 - Thank you, Dickie. 267 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,837 I will have steamed broccoli, no oil, 268 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:30,776 with asparagus and mushrooms 269 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,111 and dry roasted spinach. 270 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,245 - Don't you want dinner? 271 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,720 - That is my dinner. I'm a vegan. 272 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:35,818 - You're a vegan? 273 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,719 I have never understood that. 274 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,751 No offense-- you have a slammin' body-- 275 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,217 but what's with all the fat vegans walking around? 276 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,755 How do people get that fat eating just plants? 277 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:45,932 - Because I think there's some people 278 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,189 that lie about being a vegan, 279 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,197 like how you lie about being a heterosexual. 280 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,029 - Right? - Boom! 281 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,034 - All right. I will take it from here, then. 282 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,867 Let's do surf and turf 283 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:56,943 for everybody. 284 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,040 Pick out a bunch of sides-- 285 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,071 enough for the whole table. 286 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,336 And on the lobsters, 287 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,683 please make sure they're all female. 288 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,009 - Female? 289 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,243 I'll have to check with the chef about that. 290 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,907 - No, you mean Sasha? 291 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,816 Tell him Dickie Litski's asking. He'll do it. 292 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:09,048 - Will do. 293 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:10,582 - What's up with the female lobsters? 294 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:11,588 - You're so sheltered. 295 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:12,889 Do you ever get out? 296 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:14,620 Female lobsters are stuffed with eggs. 297 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:15,785 They're a delicacy. 298 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,293 Am I right, Molly? 299 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,964 I really wouldn't know. I don't eat fish. 300 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,262 - Well, you don't know what you're missing. 301 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,803 - Let's get back to this horse. 302 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:22,959 I want to hear more about it before I invest. 303 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,096 - Okay. 304 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:27,131 So, his grandfather placed third at the Derby in '02. 305 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,997 He eventually seeded a sire who was a contender at Belmont 306 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,768 but settled for a place. 307 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,906 When he went to stud, he spawned our horse. 308 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,680 - You happy now? 309 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,982 - What's wrong with this horse? 310 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,753 - Oh, what's with all the questions, dude? 311 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,122 - No, no, it's fine. 312 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,620 There are no stupid questions. - Thank you. 313 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,252 - Although you come really close. 314 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,216 So, he won several races 315 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,985 but was forced into retirement. 316 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,293 - What happened? Did he get hurt? 317 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,134 - No, it was more of a mental thing. 318 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,830 He refused to travel. 319 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,632 - Oh, so he's sort of like Anthony, 320 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,774 who will not travel away from his mother's house. 321 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:00,997 - No, no, no. 322 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:02,304 I think this horse is deeply soulful 323 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,235 and just wanted to remain in his element. 324 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,811 - Okay. Last question. 325 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,909 What's in this for you? Why cut us in? 326 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,642 - Look, guys. 327 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,308 If you don't want to do this-- if this is a bad idea-- 328 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,815 - No, no, no! - No, no, no, no! 329 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,278 - Rosenberg, do not drag your dick on this. 330 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,686 The guys that bought Funny Cide, 331 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,918 they chipped in 75 grand 332 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,422 and they whacked up 3 million in the end. 333 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,863 - Yeah, I hate to agree with Shitski, 334 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,119 but opportunity is knocking. 335 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,956 You don't want to be the only guy 336 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,632 who didn't chip in for the office lottery pool, Paul. 337 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,099 - Fine. Count me in. 338 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,430 [all cheering] - There he is! 339 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,404 - Paul! - Wow. 340 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,043 - Cheers to Rosenberg 341 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,798 finally growing a pair of balls. 342 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,367 - There it is. Put 'em on the table. 343 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,705 - I spoke to Sasha. He's not taking any special requests. 344 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,682 - Are you serious? What exactly did he say? 345 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,881 - He said, "Dickie who?" 346 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,152 [all laughing] 347 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,779 - Ask him if he knows Dickie Shitski. 348 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,875 [all laughing] 349 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:50,947 - That's funny. 350 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,854 I'm gonna go talk to this clown. 351 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,856 [upbeat rock music] 352 00:10:55,889 --> 00:11:00,159 * 353 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,803 - Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Perfect timing. 354 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,999 Grab that bag for me. 355 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:07,401 Don't just stand there. Open it. 356 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,204 - I didn't know we got a Crock Pot. 357 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:10,966 - It's a paraffin bath. It keeps my hands hydrated. 358 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,174 Do you want to try? 359 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,805 - I want to try sticking my joint in it. 360 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,141 - No, don't even think about sticking your dick 361 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,705 in my paraffin wax. 362 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,448 You should try hydrating oils, babe. 363 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,049 - What do you know from hydrating oils? 364 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,781 - I know things. 365 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,246 Hey, you know we got a new goalie today? 366 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,754 - That's nice. - Yeah. 367 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,846 She's really good. 368 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,188 - Good for you. 369 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,122 - That's all you got to say? 370 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,758 - Okay. I'll take the bait, Paul. 371 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,793 - Thank you. 372 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,355 - Oh, wow. 373 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,826 You have a female goalie? 374 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,297 Trust me. She can have you. 375 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,874 I hope she whisks your ass all the way back to Sayville. 376 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,444 Truth is, I'm just surprised 377 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,212 that you and the other dopes would be secure enough 378 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,740 to let a woman play on your team. 379 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,806 - You're kidding me, right? 380 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:50,843 Everybody loves her. 381 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,208 She works with horses... 382 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,384 - Paul. 383 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,075 - Mm-hmm? 384 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,147 - Why would I give a shit that she works with horses? 385 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,016 Spit it out. What are you asking me? 386 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,924 - Nothing. 387 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,216 Nothing! 388 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,427 I mean-- 389 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,028 okay, well, 390 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,830 she told us about a horse that was for sale, 391 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:11,532 and, you know, we thought we'd come together, 392 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,934 chip in some money, 393 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,766 and get a horse for the fellas. 394 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:15,802 - Excuse me? 395 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,206 You want to buy a horse 396 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,368 from a goalie that you just met? 397 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,408 I mean, maybe. I mean, we're talking about it. 398 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,913 You know, you can make a lot of money off of horses. 399 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,376 We breed him, the stud fees alone-- 400 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,775 10 grand each. 401 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,217 - Aside from the fact that your friends 402 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,291 have the collective IQ of a raisin, 403 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,990 it is never a good idea to go into business 404 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,222 with friends or family. 405 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,056 - The guys who bought Funny Cide 406 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,791 whacked up 3 million. 407 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,287 - That sounds like something Dickie would say. 408 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,496 That's okay. You're right. You know what? 409 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,831 Just go grab my checkbook. 410 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,237 You know, the one with the negative balance? 411 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,268 - I knew this would be your reaction 412 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,872 if I wanted to buy a horse. 413 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,314 - Because I live in the real world! 414 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,040 These things blow up all the time. 415 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,536 There is an excellent chance 416 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,177 this will not end well. 417 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,182 - The guys are gonna do it with or without me. 418 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,354 - You already told them you were in, didn't you? 419 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,853 - Yeah. 420 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,931 - Can you believe that we're in Brooklyn? 421 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,590 Most people wouldn't think of horses and stables here. 422 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,827 - No, mostly I think of pizzas and mob hits. 423 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,034 God, you look amazing. 424 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,365 - I feel amazing. Thank you. 425 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,370 Today is gonna be a great day. 426 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,902 - Is this him? 427 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,167 - Yep. Isn't he majestic? 428 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,165 - What's his name? 429 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,406 - Fother Mucker. 430 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,580 - I'm sorry, come again? - I know. 431 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,078 His original owner was an angry man 432 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,340 with a speech impediment. 433 00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,508 - I like it. I think it sounds tough. 434 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,216 What up, Fother Mucker? 435 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,918 Anyway, let's get the business out of the way here. 436 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,320 There's ten grand. 437 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,121 That's four grand for me, six for Sebalos. 438 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,863 - Yo, why am I paying two grand more than you? 439 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:43,859 - That's the vig for me laying out the cash for you. 440 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,491 This is not a charity case. - That's bullshit. 441 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,985 We should be paying the same amount. 442 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,257 And what's a vig? 443 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,255 - What are you talking about? 444 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,496 I thought it was $5,000 each. 445 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,970 - Yeah, he's making me pay six grand. 446 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,000 - That's between you two. 447 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,574 I could care less. 448 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,472 Here's my share. 449 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,474 - Oh. - What's with the change, dude? 450 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,576 - Oh, I'm about $846.37 short. 451 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,209 Like, roughly. 452 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,654 - Talk about charity cases. 453 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,508 - Okay, first of all, you have no money. 454 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,577 - That's not-- 455 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,175 - Second of all, you have no clue 456 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,087 how hard it is to collect from my customers. 457 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,189 - Well, we need to figure this out today, guys. 458 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,221 Otherwise, we're gonna lose the horse to someone else, 459 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,186 and his first breeding session is set for later in the week. 460 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,156 - All right. Dickie, could you spot me the rest of the money? 461 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,464 Please? 462 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,655 - I don't know if I can trust you. 463 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,656 - You don't know if you can trust me? 464 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,267 You trusted me yesterday 465 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,239 to order you a fiberglass prostate massager. 466 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,138 - 'Cause I broke my other one and you could get it wholesale. 467 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,010 - All right. Why don't we just get the money from Rosenberg? 468 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,939 - Yeah. Good luck getting $800 without his wife's blessing. 469 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,384 - All right, let's just tell him it's an extra thousand. 470 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,523 What? It's a two-income household. 471 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,519 It won't even make a dent. 472 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:44,520 - Agreed. 473 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,521 - Let's make it 2,000 474 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,052 so he covers my vig. 475 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,357 - Ah, that's a little over the line. 476 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,018 - Of all people to determine where the line is. 477 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,217 - Shh. He's coming. He's coming. 478 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,458 - Wow! 479 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,462 Look at him. 480 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,303 He is huge! 481 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,598 That's a real champion right there, boys. 482 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,659 - Yeah. - Yeah. 483 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,967 - You got the money, man? 484 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,329 - Well, hello to you too, Shitski. 485 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,567 Jeez. 486 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,001 We didn't even discuss money, actually. 487 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,036 How much do I owe you? 488 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,511 - 6,000. - both: 7,000. 489 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,668 - $7,000. 490 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,176 - Okay, well, I brought my checkbook, 491 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,238 so, uh, should I just make it out to cash? 492 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,577 - Cash is great. - Yeah. 493 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,651 - All right. 494 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,649 [bluesy rock music] 495 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:22,692 * 496 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,001 - [groaning] 497 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,384 [upbeat rock music] 498 00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,417 * 499 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,092 - Yo, yo, yo. What's up, bros? 500 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,721 - Dude, come on. You just got me in the taint. 501 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,025 - Oh! You forget to shower, dirt ball? 502 00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,588 - What do you mean? I came right from work. 503 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,196 What, is there a dress code for watching horses bang? 504 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,129 - Ow! 505 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,704 Hey. 506 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,202 Can we go in and watch? 507 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,204 - You are perverted. You know that? 508 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,666 - It might not be the best idea. 509 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,313 It's his first breeding session. 510 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,539 We want him to focus. 511 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,213 - More the merrier, I always say. 512 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,782 - Yeah, I wouldn't get in the way. 513 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,679 I would just, like, sort of stand in the corner and... 514 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,081 take it all in, you know? 515 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,083 I am so psyched about this. 516 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,316 Oh, wait a minute! I have a gift for you. 517 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,692 Ow! 518 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,090 It's nothing, really. 519 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,062 It's just a little thank-you... 520 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,100 For taking us in on the deal, and-- 521 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,098 here you go. 522 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,199 - Oh, Dickie. 523 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,630 Tantric oil. That's so sweet. 524 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,196 It's actually not that sweet. 525 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,244 It's kind of weird. 526 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,239 - Molly. - Yes. 527 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,240 - You have a second? 528 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,271 - Be right back. 529 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,235 - Hey, asshole. - What? 530 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,406 - You serious with that? 531 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,083 I've told you a million times, 532 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,052 no one's to try to get in her pants. 533 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,651 Remember? Don't bang your teammates. 534 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,282 - I just got her a gift, man. 535 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,717 - Of sex oil. 536 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,191 - It's a general wellness product. 537 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,061 - You're barking up the wrong tree, man. 538 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,360 She's got a thing for me. 539 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,361 - Oh. - You wish. 540 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,362 - No, I'm serious. 541 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,463 I caught her sniffing my cup 542 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,804 the other day in the locker room. 543 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,498 - So, she likes the smell of mediocrity 544 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,830 and drunken daydreams? 545 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,434 - Yeah. 546 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,426 - Guys. 547 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,667 We've got a problem. 548 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,142 Fother Mucker is not cooperating. 549 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,611 - What does that mean? 550 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,609 [upbeat rock music] 551 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:26,112 * 552 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,576 - What are we supposed to do now? 553 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,522 - Maybe you should go talk to him. 554 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,850 - What am I, a horse whisperer? 555 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,224 - Yo, Dickie. 556 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,623 Give him one of your little blue pills. 557 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,164 - Dude, this isn't funny. 558 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,519 - No, it's not. 559 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,603 [horse neighing] 560 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,404 - Hey. 561 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,765 - I am so sorry that this is happening. 562 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,243 I can't believe I brought you guys into this. 563 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,613 - It's not your fault. 564 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:57,311 I mean, not everyone can get it up on command. 565 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,414 - No, but this is, like-- 566 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,746 - It's okay. 567 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,350 Come on, bring it in. Get in here. 568 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,782 Come on. Get in here. 569 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,246 Ooh. 570 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,615 - You smell so bad. - Oh, I'm sorry. 571 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,724 I came right from work. 572 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,455 - I mean bad in a good way. 573 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,595 [sniffs] 574 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:23,869 - This sucks. 575 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:26,713 I can't tell Karen she was right. 576 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,309 - Maybe you don't have to. 577 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,407 - Check that out. 578 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,345 He's getting ready to mount the mare, dude. 579 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,581 - Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 580 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,915 - Okay? 581 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,549 - Oh, God, go. - Oh, it's going in! 582 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,585 - Okay! - It's going in! 583 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,149 - Oh, just look at that thing! 584 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,818 - Get it! - Oh, my God. 585 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,225 [all screaming] 586 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,158 - It's going in! 587 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,434 [horse groans] 588 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,662 - Oh, no. - The hell just happened, bro? 589 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,768 - Oh, no. 590 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:53,829 - Should we call a vet? 591 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,826 - Oh. 592 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,897 [upbeat rock music] 593 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,767 - Sebalos, you're being obtuse. 594 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:02,838 The whole point is, you have to choose 595 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,705 between being invisible and being able to fly. 596 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,554 - You got to, like, use words that I know, 'cause I-- 597 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,380 - Hey! Where the hell were you? 598 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,446 - Me? Nowhere. 599 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,824 - Dude, we're on the ice in ten minutes. 600 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,522 Have you spoken to Molly? 601 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,194 - Why would I speak to Molly? 602 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,593 It's not like I'm her boyfriend or something. 603 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,394 - Oh, I heard from Molly today. 604 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,356 Yeah, she sent me an e-mail. 605 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,364 "Hi, Paul. 606 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,626 "I'm writing to you because I didn't know who else to tell. 607 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,235 I'm sorry to say I'm leaving the Chubbys." 608 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,498 - What? - What? 609 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,666 - "Something happened at the stable 610 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,243 "during the breeding session-- 611 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,512 I hooked up with Anthony." 612 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,910 - Wow. - You're a piece of shit. 613 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,611 - What do you mean? 614 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:38,283 Dude, it's the first time I'm hearing about it. 615 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:39,951 - "The sex was unremarkable to say the least--" 616 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:40,949 - Yeah, okay. 617 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,380 - "But now I am not sure 618 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,675 "I can deal with the repercussions 619 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,386 "of what was obviously a huge mistake. 620 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,489 "I'm also sorry to be the one responsible 621 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,991 "for getting you guys to invest in a horse 622 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,822 "that turned out to have had a weak heart. 623 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,258 "It seems the sex was too much for him. 624 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,725 "I know you lost your investment, 625 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,903 but there's more to life than money, right?" 626 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,431 - God damn vegans. 627 00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:02,738 You're still paying me back, Sebalos. 628 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,869 - Oh, there's no chance of that. 629 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,443 - "And one more thing: 630 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,472 "Everyone else paid $5,000 for the horse. 631 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,507 - Oh, that's bullshit. - No. 632 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,681 - That's not true. 633 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,779 - Who are you gonna believe? Us, or some puck-saving 634 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,512 sex goalie princess 635 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,617 who loves frickin' sniffing armpits 636 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,979 and balls all day? 637 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,547 - I think we all know the answer to that. 638 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,816 - Yeah. 639 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,853 - Call Rajon, 640 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,958 and have him come play. 641 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:25,694 [whistle blows] 642 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,725 [buzzer sounds] 643 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,701 - Do you even try when you play for us, Rajon? 644 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,844 - Uh... 645 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,698 not really. 646 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,967 - Stupid dick. 647 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,635 [laughs] 648 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,905 Uncle Chubbys. 649 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,880 Not really! 650 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,017 I missed another one! 651 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,320 Oops!