1 00:00:01,802 --> 00:00:03,372 [clock ticking] 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,244 - Paul, shut the window. 3 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:08,243 [water dripping] 4 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:11,106 Paul, shut the window. It's raining. 5 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:14,115 [water dripping] 6 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,418 Damn it, Paul. 7 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,489 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 8 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:18,488 Paul! 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,819 - [exclaiming] 10 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,163 - God, Paul. 11 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,819 - Hey. What's up? 12 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,056 - You're sleep pissing. 13 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,532 - Is that even a real term? 14 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,559 - It is, and I'm seeing a pattern because you pissed 15 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:30,055 in the kitchen nearly a year ago to the day. 16 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:32,298 - I don't think once a year counts as a pattern. 17 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,403 Look, I'm sorry. 18 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,674 I'll clean it up right now. 19 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,513 - Maybe this is a sign. - A sign? 20 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,838 - That maybe you have a problem with drinking, 21 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,543 and you may want to cut back. 22 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,146 - I don't have a problem. 23 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:48,248 If you woke up and I was taking a shit in your purse, 24 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,122 that would be a problem. 25 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,458 [whispers] Damn it. 26 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,559 [Zeus' "You Gotta Teller"] 27 00:00:58,592 --> 00:01:01,702 [upbeat rock music] 28 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,299 * 29 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,101 - * You gotta tell her 30 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:06,373 * 31 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,600 * She's got to know 32 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,365 - Yeah! 33 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,543 - * You gotta tell her 34 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,211 * 35 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,610 * She's got to know 36 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,082 [skates scraping] 37 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,385 - Guys, we're just not playing good offense out there, okay? 38 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,291 I think some of you are definitely playing offense 39 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,794 emotionally and spiritually, 40 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,485 but nobody's playing it physically except me. 41 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,357 I think I'm doing a pretty good job, 42 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:36,826 but that's 'cause I practice and I work out a lot more 43 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,404 than you two. 44 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,832 Yo, how many times do I got to tell you? 45 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,667 When I tap the stick three times, that means pass. 46 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,572 - I thought two taps meant pass you the puck. 47 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,214 - No, that means fake the pass and then shoot. 48 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,609 - Guys, what are we, ten with the secret codes? 49 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,480 Just call for the puck. 50 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,879 - No, because then everyone's gonna know what's up. 51 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:50,880 - So what? 52 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:51,881 We lost. 53 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,552 The point is, we had fun. 54 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,921 The guys in the post office, they respect us now. 55 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,389 - Sebalos, we just lost eight to nothing, man. 56 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:01,159 - It's way closer than it sounds. 57 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,189 - Okay, whatever. 58 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,593 You know what? 59 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,594 Can we just go to the bar, climb into some pitchers, 60 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,726 and live to fight another day? 61 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:07,760 Please? Can we do that? 62 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,625 - I'm gonna take a pass, guys. 63 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,203 - What, is Karen making you watch "The Bachelorette" again? 64 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,933 - No. That's Mondays. 65 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,737 It's just--I've been kind of hitting it hard 66 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:18,369 a little bit lately, and I'm a bit concerned, man. 67 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:20,706 - Concerned about what? 68 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,711 - All right. 69 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,282 Last night I woke up, 70 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,551 and I'm pissing all over the bedroom wall. 71 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:25,548 [laughter] 72 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,419 Dead serious. 73 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,918 Karen thinks it's a sign I have a problem. 74 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,319 That's not a problem, dude. 75 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,851 A problem would be if she woke up 76 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,545 and you were taking a shit in her purse. 77 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:34,887 - Dude, I said the exact same thing to her. 78 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,522 - Yo, true story: 79 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,227 One time, I woke up in the middle of the night 80 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,659 and I was pissing on my Christmas tree. 81 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,733 [laughter] 82 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:42,732 - Can we go to the bar or what? 83 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,433 - Yo, let's go. 84 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:45,825 It's half off pitchers, right? - There we go. 85 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,296 - All right, fine. I'll go for one. 86 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,565 - Yeah, have fun, guys. 87 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,202 I got to get back on the ice, so... 88 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,838 - What do you mean you got to get back on the ice? 89 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,742 - What, I didn't tell you? 90 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:54,844 Playing on the Dominicans. 91 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:55,835 - What? - Yeah. 92 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:57,576 - Division seven? 93 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,651 - Relax, I'm still gonna play for The Chubbys, 94 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,220 it's just, you know, Dominicans had an open slot, 95 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:03,220 so they asked me to play. 96 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:04,221 - That's like treason. 97 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,792 - Bro. 98 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,589 We all know I should be playing up a division anyway, 99 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:08,921 and to be honest with you, I got a connection 100 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:09,916 with my Dominican brothers. 101 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:10,917 - Really? - Yeah. 102 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,388 - Like who? 103 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,986 - Like Alejo from the dry cleaners. 104 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,957 - Alejo is Columbian, not Dominican, you dumb shit. 105 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,597 - What is that, like, one bus stop away? 106 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,502 Who cares? 107 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,274 - I'm surprised you're not playing for the all-gay D7 team. 108 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,403 - Who, Dump and Chase? - Yeah. 109 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,637 - Bro, I'd love to. 110 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,312 Not only do they have a great offense, 111 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,680 but the spread they put out in between periods? 112 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,379 Oh, to die for. 113 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:31,681 - Just so you know, 114 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,612 the three of us were asked to play D7 too. 115 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,617 - We were? - Yeah, we were. 116 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,848 And you know what we did? 117 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,453 We turned them down. You know why? 118 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:38,615 - No, why? 119 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,922 - It's called loyalty. 120 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,763 - Please, you guys are just jealous 121 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,919 because I'm the only member in Chubbys history 122 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,387 to ever be called up to the show. 123 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:46,926 - What show? It's division 7. 124 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,360 - Yeah, okay. Smell you later, boys. 125 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:52,367 [upbeat rock music] 126 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,970 - Team Jesus? Are you shitting me? 127 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,741 - Worst team in D7, right? - Doesn't matter. 128 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,469 It doesn't matter. It's D7, 129 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,005 and they're always looking for players. 130 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,809 - It's 'cause nobody wants to play with them, bro. 131 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,411 - They're not like us, Paul. 132 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,383 They're called Team Jesus for a reason. 133 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:06,712 - Anthony is not a better player than any of us. 134 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,877 You know how big his fricking head is gonna get over this? 135 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,476 I'm not gonna give him that satisfaction. 136 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:11,918 - That is true. 137 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,492 If Anthony can get called up, we can get called on. 138 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:15,522 - All right, let's go. 139 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:22,556 * 140 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:26,370 Hey, we just wanted to say that we really like what you guys do 141 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,370 on the ice. 142 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,571 - Oh, thanks. 143 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,603 You guys want to sit down? 144 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,608 - Yeah. 145 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:34,009 * 146 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,311 - Well, I'm Christian. 147 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,313 - So are we. 148 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,914 - Yeah, we hate non-Christians. 149 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,005 - Those people can blow me. 150 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,007 Sorry. 151 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,618 - Oh, it's okay, brother. 152 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,491 My name is Christian. 153 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:47,959 all: Oh! 154 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,618 - I'm Paul. - Oh, hi. 155 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:52,327 And that's Sebalos and that's Shitski. 156 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,760 - Excuse me? 157 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,534 - He means Litski. 158 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:56,833 - I think I've seen you guys around. 159 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,374 Who do you play for? 160 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,599 - We are so blessed to play for The Chubbys. 161 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,844 - Sweet. - Yeah. 162 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,839 We really love the game, guys, 163 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,641 and we've been praying for new opportunities, 164 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:10,114 so if you ever need a few guys, we would love to play for you. 165 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,783 - So, you want to play with us because of him? 166 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,483 * 167 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,016 - Wait, you know about Anthony? 168 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,020 - Jesus. 169 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,851 Who's Anthony? 170 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:22,117 - Oh, he's just this Dominican wannabe that we know. 171 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,855 Say what you were saying about Jesus, man. 172 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,391 That sounded really interesting. 173 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,926 - It was his will that brought you here tonight. 174 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,401 - Mm-hmm. - Absolutely. 175 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,500 - We would love to have you play with us. 176 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,873 - No shit? 177 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:35,972 Sorry. 178 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,713 It's a bad habit. 179 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,068 - Men, let's pray. 180 00:05:39,106 --> 00:05:40,706 - Oh. - Oh, okay. 181 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:44,581 Father God, we thank you for your divine providence 182 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:49,052 that led these men of faith here to us tonight, 183 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,892 and we offer all that we do for your glory. 184 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:52,949 - Amen. 185 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:53,946 - Amen. 186 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,687 all: Amen. 187 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,733 - All right, I'll get the first couple of pitchers. 188 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,558 What do you guys drink? Imported or domestic? 189 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,093 - Oh, Fresca. 190 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:05,498 Yeah, the men who play on Team Jesus abstain from alcohol, 191 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:06,633 drugs, tobacco. 192 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,497 - Holy sh-- - Ghost! 193 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,796 [chuckles] 194 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:11,167 Holy ghost. 195 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,544 Right? The father, son, the holy ghost. 196 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:15,905 Am I right, guys? The big three. 197 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,513 - Amen. 198 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,545 The lord. 199 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,849 - I'll go get the Fresca. 200 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,181 - Awesome. 201 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,745 Hey, buddy. 202 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:24,754 Yeah. Welcome. 203 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,785 - I'm excited. 204 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:32,486 [upbeat electronic music] 205 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,986 - Hey, babe. 206 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,895 - You're home early. 207 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,729 - Yeah, you know, I was thinking about my little accident 208 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:41,166 last night, and you were right. 209 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,741 I think I'm gonna be giving up drinking for a while. 210 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:44,971 - You're quitting drinking? 211 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,635 - You know me. I have will power. 212 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,914 So when I decide to do something, it gets done. 213 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,812 - No it doesn't. 214 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,514 - I'm turning over a new leaf, babe, 215 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,876 and now that I'm clearheaded, 216 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,024 I've decided to do something about it. 217 00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:58,819 Me and the guys were asked to play in a higher division. 218 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,452 - Good for you, Paul. 219 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:01,658 - Are you kidding me? 220 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:04,019 Karen, this is huge. 221 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:05,757 - Yeah, it's quite an achievement. 222 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,663 - Oh. 223 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:10,155 I mean, I'm still gonna be playing with The Chubbys in D8. 224 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,567 - Awesome. 225 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,669 More hockey. 226 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,970 - Yeah, 227 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,471 but this is new team, division seven. 228 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,474 - So, there's, like, six divisions higher than this team? 229 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,907 - I mean, I guess you could look at it like that. 230 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,142 - What's the new team's name? 231 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,846 - It's Team Jesus. 232 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:25,848 - Team Jesus? 233 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,749 - Yeah. 234 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,551 - Do they know that you're a Jew and Anthony is Satan's spawn? 235 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,194 - Anthony is playing for the Dominicans. 236 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,189 - In the same division? 237 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,190 - Yeah. 238 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:35,761 - [laughing] Okay. 239 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,259 I see now. 240 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,730 Willpower, my ass. 241 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,159 - Excuse me? 242 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:42,063 - I tell you maybe you should cut back on drinking. 243 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,495 You tell me you don't have a problem, 244 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,001 but then you're jealous of Anthony, 245 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:46,672 so you're giving up drinking to you can play with some 246 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,700 born again boners and save face. 247 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,535 - Okay. 248 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,940 I'll have you know that everything that you just said 249 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:51,971 right now is largely true, 250 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,965 but so what? 251 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:56,537 Everybody wins, and maybe it's the little extra push I needed. 252 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:57,547 - Good luck. 253 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:58,878 - Oh, I'm gonna make it. 254 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,882 [upbeat salsa music] 255 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:08,915 * 256 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,560 - Team Jesus? That's who picked you up? 257 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:16,556 [laughs] 258 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,827 Hilarious-o! 259 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,195 - Keep it moving, asshole! 260 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,203 - Anthony's lost it. 261 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,644 He's crazy. 262 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,870 - Dude, you want to know what's crazy? 263 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,944 I heard that this team has a freaking Bible 264 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:26,943 in the penalty box. 265 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,984 - Guys, we made it, okay? 266 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,139 This is division seven. Focus. 267 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,948 - Guys, let's bring it in for a quick prayer. 268 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,251 - Hey, what's up, bro? 269 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,792 - Father God, keep us safe on the ice tonight, 270 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,918 and when we play, let all who see us 271 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,663 know that we are men of God. 272 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,659 Amen. 273 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:43,660 all: Amen. 274 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:44,931 - Oh, one more thing. 275 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,598 God, number 12 on the Dominican team, 276 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,828 his name is Anthony Pucello, 277 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,772 he does not weareth a mouth guard. 278 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,669 Please forgive us for knocking his teeth out. 279 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,102 No, 'cause listen, 'cause here's why: 280 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,636 He is not a man of God as we all are. 281 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,012 - I think it's what Jesus would do. 282 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,210 - Absolutely. 283 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,641 [buzzer blares] 284 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:06,577 - You know, I don't think they were feeling my prayer. 285 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,675 - It's all good, bro. 286 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:10,877 [whistle trills] 287 00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:11,888 - Sebalos! 288 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,049 [upbeat rock music] 289 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,087 - Praise the lord. 290 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,222 * 291 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,727 Amen, brother! 292 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,329 * 293 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,701 - Yeah! 294 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:24,830 - * Into the fire I fall 295 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,895 [music warps to a stop] 296 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,244 - There is no god. 297 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,069 [buzzer blares] 298 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,374 - We should have prayed for a miracle. 299 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,675 This is a goddamned bloodbath. 300 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,908 - Yeah, well, that's 'cause our team doesn't check, steal, 301 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,284 spit, or curse, 302 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:39,851 so, sorry, but that's not even hockey. 303 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,850 - I got it! I got it! 304 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:41,921 I got it! [grunts] 305 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,349 - Dig it out, Sebalos! 306 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,794 - [grunting] I got it! 307 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,959 - Come on, ref, that's a penalty! 308 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,758 Hey, ref, get off your knees! You're blowing the game! 309 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,261 [bass guitar strumming] 310 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:53,262 - Are you shitting me? 311 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:58,673 * 312 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,799 - Guys, guys, no! No! 313 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,374 Mark 12:31. 314 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,812 "There is no greater commandment than to love thy neighbor 315 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:05,838 as to love thyself!" 316 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:08,843 [thuds and grunts] 317 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:12,706 * 318 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,649 [all yelling] 319 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,645 [upbeat rock music] 320 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:22,188 * 321 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,292 - Yo! 322 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,833 Los hombres! 323 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,128 What's up, my friends? 324 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,059 How you doing, papi? 325 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,425 There's a food truck on West 29th Street 326 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,933 that's operated by our people. 327 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,425 Got a little celebration food. 328 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,696 - Our people? 329 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,835 - Yeah, the gente. Yeah. 330 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,040 Look at this: 331 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,741 empanadas! 332 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,013 Huh? 333 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,681 Not as good as my sweet abuelita's, 334 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:44,911 but still pretty great. 335 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,905 - Oh, really? 336 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:50,717 What made the empanadas your sweet abuelita made so great? 337 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,151 I--um-- I would-- 338 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,756 It's a combination-- 339 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:56,989 Oh, you guys are-- you're messing with me. 340 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,864 I get it. Yeah. 341 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,702 Muchachos like me can't give up empanada secrets. 342 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:02,799 I no loco. Yo no sé, right? 343 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,800 Yo no sé. 344 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,831 [speaking Spanish] 345 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,138 [laughter] 346 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:15,111 * 347 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,112 Cerveza. 348 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,113 You guys. 349 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:18,784 - Just look at them. 350 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:22,822 Drinking beer, laughing after a game, like men. 351 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:25,020 - They're animals, is what they are. 352 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,392 They're a disgrace. 353 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,889 [all yell] 354 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,991 - I'm gonna complain to a manager. 355 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,163 If they want decent patrons like us to come here, 356 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,933 they're gonna have to ask derelicts like them to leave. 357 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,265 - Guys, we need to talk. 358 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,929 - Yeah, Kelly, we were just coming over. 359 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,038 - You're gonna have to leave. 360 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,769 - Excuse me? - Whoa, so rude. 361 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,144 - You're taking up two tables and not drinking. 362 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,743 - Two more pitchers of Fresca, please, Kelly. 363 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,206 - This is a bar. 364 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,953 It's for people who want to party. 365 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,749 - I'd like to speak to a manager. 366 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,251 - He's the one who wants you to leave. 367 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,123 [all groan] 368 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,791 [laughter] 369 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,920 - Okay, so you know that machine at the gym 370 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,255 where you have to, like, strain to bring your legs together? 371 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,761 - I know that machine. 372 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,133 - Okay, there is this woman at my gym, 373 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,060 and I'm pretty sure that she uses it 374 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,296 to give herself an orgasm. 375 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,830 - Shut up. 376 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,395 - And at the end, she goes like this... 377 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,343 [exclaims in a high-pitched voice] 378 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,339 [laughter] 379 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,772 - Hey, babe. 380 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,338 - Hi. 381 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,335 How are you? 382 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,336 - Good. 383 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,977 What's all this? 384 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,183 It was my turn to host book club. 385 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,415 - What's tonight's book? 386 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,850 - Something by some chick who had some sort of struggle. 387 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,817 We just call it book club because it sounds better 388 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,126 than "excuse to drink too much wine on a weeknight." 389 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,788 [laughter] 390 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:40,787 Make yourself useful. 391 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,328 - It's a twist off. 392 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,502 You know, having all this booze around the house 393 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,871 really isn't helping me with my sobriety. 394 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,540 - Aw, well that sounds like something 395 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:49,868 an alcoholic would say, 396 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:52,343 but luckily, you have willpower. 397 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,412 - That's true. 398 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,811 [exhales] 399 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,043 It's a weeknight, you know. 400 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,007 Maybe you should slow down a bit. 401 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,546 I'm just having some drinks with friends, 402 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,550 which is something that you and your idiot friends 403 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,322 do at least three nights a week. 404 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,091 Now, go upstairs. 405 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,859 I'll be up in an hour, 406 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,588 and don't go to sleep 'cause I might need you later. 407 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:14,063 - Okay. 408 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,064 I can taste the wine. 409 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,225 - Mm-hmm. 410 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,233 - Oh, you did that on purpose. 411 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,234 - Mm-hmm. 412 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:21,495 - Oh, nice support, Karen. 413 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,304 Nice support! 414 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:28,606 * 415 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,081 So nobody's heard from Anthony? 416 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,540 - No. 417 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,048 - Hey, did you guys get that Bible study email? 418 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,050 - Yes, and we're going. 419 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,622 Okay, I don't want Christian to think that we don't fit in. 420 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,619 - Oh, no, we have to go. 421 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,020 I mean, look what he gave me. 422 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:40,522 - Wow. - Right? 423 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:43,163 - That's a pretty sweet-ass Bible, my brother. 424 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,430 - I can't believe Anthony is blowing us off like this. 425 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:50,128 God, how does this guy walk with the size of his balls? 426 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,133 [Spanish dance music playing] 427 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,266 * 428 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,043 - Hola. 429 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,541 - Hey, we're supposed to be on the ice in ten minutes. 430 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,472 Where the hell are you? 431 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,378 - Dude, look, I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight, okay? 432 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,380 I got to install a waste disposal for Pedro. 433 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,982 - You have your head so far up Pedro's ass 434 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,315 you're wearing him like a sombrero. 435 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,349 What about The Chubbys, man? 436 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,553 We still have a team here. 437 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,654 - Look, you know I would if I could, 438 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,646 but this was an emergency. 439 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,187 - Mm-hmm. 440 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,993 Passing a stone, a sick kid, a car accident. 441 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,425 Those are emergencies. 442 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,329 Installing a shitter for one of the Dominicans? 443 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,531 Not an emergency. 444 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:25,302 - Who said anything about a shitter? 445 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,902 I'm installing a waste disposal, 446 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,674 and, bro, you don't know anything about my people 447 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,341 or my culture, okay? 448 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,670 To us, it's a little thing we like to call, 449 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,544 "La famigilia." 450 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,183 - Let me remind you, you're half Dutch and half Italian. 451 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,679 All right, at your sixth birthday party, 452 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,050 when they brought out the piñata, 453 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,379 you pissed in your bathing suit. 454 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,023 - Buddy, look, I can't do this, okay? 455 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,919 If I don't get this done before Pedro gets back, 456 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,421 he won't start me, so I got to go. 457 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:48,392 - Hasta luego, asshole! 458 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:49,961 - * Jesus is a friend of mine * 459 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,930 - * Jesus is my friend 460 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,559 - But the father said to his servants, 461 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,334 "Quick! Bring the best robe, 462 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,334 and put it on him." 463 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,565 - You know what, dude? 464 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,469 I got to tell you, this little detox sucks, 465 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,602 but there is one upside. 466 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,267 My body is running like a machine. 467 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,937 The sex has been incredible. 468 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,076 - Come on. 469 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,610 - I'm, like, always ready to go. 470 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,414 - Did you get back together with Madeline? 471 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,516 - No, but I have been beating off like a mental patient. 472 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,519 - Congrats. 473 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,450 [door creaks] 474 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,724 [whispering] Sebalos. 475 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,015 Where the hell was he? 476 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,327 - Where do you think he was, dude? 477 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,688 - Jesus Christ. 478 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,696 - [laughing] 479 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,258 - Oh, no. 480 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:34,367 - So why do you think Jesus told Peter and his men 481 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,471 to go back out there and lower their nets 482 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,673 after days of not catching anything? 483 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,365 - Randy. 484 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,137 - Because when you go fishing, you have to be patient. 485 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,577 - Yeah, patient. 486 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,122 - Yeah, 'cause, like, on the "Deadliest Catch," 487 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,348 there was this boat. 488 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,383 "The Bearded Clam." 489 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,348 Like, five days, nothing, bro, 490 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,486 and on the sixth day, holy shit, 491 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,292 they had more crabs than a '70s porn star. 492 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:02,355 - Maybe the captain of the boat was a man of faith like Peter. 493 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,125 - Actually, he was an alcoholic and a sex addict. 494 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,534 Yeah, every time he went below deck, 495 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,565 he was either hitting the bottle or glazing his ham. 496 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,600 [stifled laughter] 497 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,735 - Sorry. - Shut up. 498 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,369 - Let's pray for brother Randy. 499 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,065 all: Amen. 500 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,337 - Wow, that was kind of cool. 501 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,406 Thank you, guys. 502 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,414 - Yeah. 503 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,405 - Amen. 504 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,446 - Let's move on. 505 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,051 - Hey guys, let's bring it in here. 506 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,456 Come on. 507 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:32,428 I would like brother Dickie to lead us in prayer tonight. 508 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,664 - All right. 509 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,166 Father God, above in the sky, 510 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,299 we ask that you be with us tonight 511 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,644 as we destroy Team Hook and Ladder. 512 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,811 We will do this by imagining that each and every one of them 513 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,480 are Satan in skates. 514 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:54,481 Whenever three or more of us gather in your name, 515 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:58,294 let us surround number 17-- he's their leading scorer-- 516 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,788 and let us check him so hard 517 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,420 that he can't remember his mother's name. 518 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,415 - Dickie. 519 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,656 - Sorry. 520 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,663 Well, anyway, I mean, that's about it, I guess. 521 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,626 Let's go out there and shove it up their ass for Jesus! 522 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:13,625 - Jesus. 523 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,626 both: Amen. 524 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,097 - Totally, bro. 525 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,536 - I'm not, like, a prayer guy. 526 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,310 I don't know, I don't do a lot of praying. 527 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,839 - Yeah, I know, it's kind of weird, like... 528 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,583 - What the hell are you doing here? 529 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,079 - I quit the Dominicans. 530 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,511 - What, no one would do the merengue with you 531 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,505 between periods? 532 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,376 - No. I just quit. 533 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,415 You know, I thought that they wanted me on their team 534 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,350 'cause I'm an amazing hockey player, 535 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,245 but turns out they were just using me. 536 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,717 - What do you mean they were just using you? 537 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,215 - Well I was at Arturo's house, 538 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,857 running a gas line behind a new stove, 539 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,331 and a couple of guys came in, 540 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,660 and they didn't know I was there, 541 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,504 and I heard one guy say to the other guy 542 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:47,200 that they were gonna get me to install a garage door opener, 543 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,174 and that's why they had me on the team. 544 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,642 To do free work for them. 545 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,310 So as they say in Spanish, I'm "finido." 546 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,680 - Those Dominicans are... 547 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,678 they're pretty savvy. 548 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,739 - Yeah. 549 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,747 - Hey, I'm sorry, Anthony. 550 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,179 - I was acting like an asshole, 551 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,284 so I should be the one saying "sorry." 552 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,815 - Yep. - Yep. 553 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,620 - Actually, you were. I'm not really that sorry. 554 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,192 - You know what they say, brother: 555 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,620 "When one door closes, another one opens." 556 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,616 You should play for us. 557 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,617 - No, no, no, no, no. 558 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,388 That's not happening. 559 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,626 With all due respect, Christian, the only reason we joined 560 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,402 Team Jesus is because we couldn't handle 561 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,900 one of our buddies playing up a division. 562 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,601 - Yeah, no one on The Chubbys can stand it when one of us 563 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,733 does better than the other. 564 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,338 - If he's not in division seven, 565 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,770 then we don't need to put up with this shit. 566 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,574 - I thought you guys were like us. 567 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,436 - No, no, I think we are very different. 568 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,276 - I'm a Jew! 569 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,711 - You're Jewish? 570 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,875 - Yeah, man, sorry about Jesus and everything, 571 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:35,884 but look, you're a good guy. 572 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,475 You really are. 573 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,587 It's just you kind of talk to God a lot. 574 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,618 It's weird. 575 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,352 I don't talk to God ever. 576 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,818 I mean, the only time I do is during the Super Bowl. 577 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,215 - Oh, Stanley Cup. 578 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,357 - That's true. - Oh, yeah. 579 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,762 - I talk when I think I got an STD. 580 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,633 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, but that hasn't worked. 581 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,631 - Guys, so just like that, you're going home? 582 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,273 - No, no, we're not going home. 583 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,469 We're going to Maggie Mae's to celebrate 584 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,470 my six days of sobriety. 585 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,641 - Six days! 586 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,638 - Let's go! Let's go! 587 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,509 - And welcome our boy home. 588 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,608 all: Yeah! 589 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,811 - Yo, yo, yo, Christian, yo, yo, yo. 590 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:04,883 You know last night at Bible study? 591 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,351 - Yeah? 592 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,179 - I was higher than a giraffe's ass. 593 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,915 [laughter] 594 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,190 [Lake Street Dive's "You Go Down Smooth"] 595 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,661 - * Would it be true to say 596 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,858 * That I ordered you? 597 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,859 [all exclaim] 598 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,731 - So you regretting giving up drinking, bro? 599 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,560 - I think after six days of not drinking, 600 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,895 I've proved to myself I can give it up if I want to. 601 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,430 - That's right, man. 602 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,195 You don't want to force sobriety, you know? 603 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,804 'Cause then you'll resent it, man. 604 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,295 - Tomorrow, we suit up as the team we know and love, 605 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,368 and take on the Rippers, who we will destroy! 606 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,737 [all yelling] 607 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,406 [Irish folk music] 608 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:41,806 - Whoo! 609 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:48,858 * 610 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,586 - Oh! 611 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:55,927 - [coughs] 612 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,362 all: * They come over here 613 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,227 * And they take all our land 614 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,496 * They chop off our heads and they boil them in oil * 615 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,865 * Our children are leaving and we have no heads * 616 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,905 * We sing and we dance 617 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,880 * And we sing and we die 618 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,509 * We have no heads 619 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:18,786 * No, we have no heads 620 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,616 - [whispering] Hey. 621 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,724 How's the not drinking going? 622 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,955 - [groans] 623 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,330 I didn't make the two weeks, baby. 624 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,688 No, you did not. 625 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,696 - I think I had a pretty good time last night. 626 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,698 - Yeah? 627 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,729 - And, uh... 628 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:32,874 no accidents. 629 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:33,869 Just promise me that that-- 630 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,000 - I promise you. 631 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,544 It will never happen again. 632 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,869 - I'm gonna make us coffee. 633 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,044 - I would love some coffee. 634 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,943 I love you. 635 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,875 - Love you. 636 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,682 - [sighs] 637 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,524 - [yelling] What is this in my purse? 638 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,549 Oh, my God! 639 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,445 Paul! 640 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,487 God damn it!