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[IMITATING AIRPLANE SOUNDS]

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You might wanna notify
the Meals on Wheels van's next of kin,

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because it is officially dead.

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But you'll have it running again before
the afternoon meals have to go out?

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I already called another
church volunteer who's gonna stop by

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and borrow our minivan,
so nobody's gonna go hungry.

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This is nuts.
We got two kids at home,

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four in school, three drivers, one car.

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What's gonna happen
when I go back to work?

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We're just gonna have to buy a car.

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Which we can do
even without your raise,

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because we have that insurance
money from the station waggon.

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Everything will be fine.

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The insurance money
for the station waggon,

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is enough to get us
another old, beat-up station waggon.

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Plus, a new car,
even a new used car,

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is gonna raise
our insurance premiums,

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and they've already gone up
since the wreck.

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What if the deacons
don't give me a raise?

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You know, if you're really this worried
about your raise,

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you should just go down to the church
and talk to them.

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I hate having to go to the church
with my hat in my hand.

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What hat?

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Oh, nothing. We were just talking
about getting a new car.

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Cool.

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[BABY COOING]

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You know, I have a great idea.

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Why don't you and Ruthie go out
and find us a new car, together?

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Really? Just me and Daddy?

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We don't have to bring
Sam and David?

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Not that I don't dearly love them.

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[WHISPERS]
You got it.

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No, just you.

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But, honey, you're the one
who knows cars.

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[QUIETLY]
But it would give you an opportunity

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to spend some time with Ruthie.

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I can't hear you.

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[NORMAL VOICE]
I said, that for the last 20 years,

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I've picked out every car
we ever had.

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And you, in turn, always feel like
you never really get what you want.

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- That's not true. The minivan is great.
- So you do like green?

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Hey, Ruthie, what do you say
you and I go buy us a new car,

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- after school today?
- Yes. Yes.

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[ANNIE LAUGHS]

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How much money can we afford
to spend?

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- Wow, that's like a bazillion dollars.
ANNIE: Yeah.

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I have to get that raise.

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I'm gonna go check out Simon's
car magazines and get up to speed.

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Yeah, good for you. But first you have
to finish getting ready for school.

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[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

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WOMAN:
Aah!

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How's my favourite roommate
and Food Service employee?

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- Sweaty. What are you doing here?
- I just came by to thank you.

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I got hired by the hospital's Department
of Environmental Services.

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I'm in charge of programming
the music for the whole hospital,

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from cafeteria to O.R.

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Hey, good for you.

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In charge of music
for the whole hospital.

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- I can't believe it.
- I can't believe it either.

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Camden, there's a Jell-O spill
in the back, calling your name.

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Let's go, let's go.

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Duty calls.

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Duty sucks too.

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We were really smart
to come get the attic after Matt moved.

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We have a lot more space
and the attic has a lot of possibilities.

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I'm not moving the bed again.

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You know, the only thing
really wrong with this room

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is that it is so far away
from the downstairs bathroom.

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Moving the bed again
won't make it any closer.

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Of course not. I'm not stupid.

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So, what I'm thinking
is that the bathroom is right below us.

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So we drill a big hole,
put a fireman's pole through the floor,

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and voilà, bathroom access.
I mean, wouldn't that be fun?

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And with all your
Habitat for Humanity work,

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you could probably
build it all by yourself.

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A better thing would be to tap into
the plumbing that's there,

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box off the area with some dry wall,
and make our own bathroom.

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Even better. You're a genius.

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I know. Me brains, you brawn.

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Right. So you get to figure out
how to ask Mom and Dad.

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Ugh.

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How big is this? Couldn't you
have waited to tell me at school?

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No way. This is so good.

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I got up an hour early just so
I could be the one to break it to you.

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Well, okay, you got my attention.
What's the big deal?

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[SIGHS]

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[DOG WHIMPERS]

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[CHUCKLES]

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Do you know whose book this is?

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That's the big part. It's Beth Bagley's.

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Beth Bagley? Are you sure?

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Yes. I saw her leave it
on the bus yesterday.

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You know, if word of this gets out,
I might have to leave school.

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I know, man.
What are you gonna do?

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I'm gonna return the notebook back to
its rightful owner and that'll be that.

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I think.

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I hope.

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Okay. I pray.

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A bathroom?
I think that's a great idea.

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A new bathroom?
How much is that gonna cost?

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With me and the girls doing
all the work, practically nothing.

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But what about toilets, sinks, walls?
Those things cost money.

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A toilet only costs, what, $40? And we
can take it out of the girls' allowance.

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And dry wall is cheap.

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And I even know a place
where we can get some scrap.

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And it's so easy to work with.
All you need is a scoring knife.

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Yeah, all you need is a scoring knife.

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Whatever that is.

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You know, as long as you know
what you're doing.

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We do.

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- We do.
- We do.

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Well, they do.

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- Thanks, Mom.
- Thanks, Mom.

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ANNIE:
Ah...

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This is gonna be so much fun.

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Do you know how long it's been
since I have sawed

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into a good piece of wood?

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You know, sometimes I forget
how little it takes to make you happy.

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[CHUCKLES]

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It's not gonna cost that much, really.

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Oh, I know that.
It's just that, you know,

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everything that has to do with money,
which is everything--

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You know, if this raise thing
is bothering you so much,

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why don't you talk
to the church deacons?

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It's supposed to be a done deal.
It's a built-in annual raise.

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I shouldn't have to confront
the deacons directly.

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Then just quit worrying
and count on the raise.

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- I'll try.
- Okay.

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[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER P.A.]

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[CLATTERING]

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MATT: Five more minutes
and I'm out of here.

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[GROANS, CLATTERING]

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I hate this job.
I hate this job. I hate this job!

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BOY: So let me ask you something:
Do you hate this job?

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- Who's that?
- The name's Adam.

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Huh. Heh.

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Sorry, I didn't know you were there.

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Gee, I wish I could say
I've never heard that one before.

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Heh.

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Relax. I don't take that kind of thing
personally.

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So, what are you in for?

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You seem like a nice guy,
so I'll give you a short version.

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I have what's known
as MPS disorder.

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It's something you're born with

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which prevents your bones
from growing up

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and that puts you in the hospital
from time to time.

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- Is there anything I can do for you?
- No.

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But maybe there's something
I can do for you.

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What's the problem with your job?

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I know everyone at the hospital.
Maybe I can help you out.

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Basically, the job sucks.

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You know, it's food.

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Food in the kitchen,
food in the cafeteria,

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food in the rooms, food on the floor.
I'm sick of food.

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And, today, I find out my roommate
got a job at the same hospital,

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only, he's got a great job.
He's in charge of the sound system,

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while I, who've been here longer,
am in charge of nothing.

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Did your job suck before
your roommate started working here?

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Yeah, but, I didn't know how much
until he showed up.

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Ah. So the real problem
is you're jealous that your roommate

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- has a better job than you do.
- Basically, yeah.

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So go climb a tree.

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It will give you a whole new perspective
on things.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Please don't worry about insulting me
by looking at your watch,

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like, my idea is crazy,

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and you just can't wait
to get out of here.

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- I'm sorry, I--
- Go on, go.

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But come back later if you have time.

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I'm a people person. I love people.

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Especially people with problems.

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Tsk.

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[WHISPERS]
Go, man. Go. Go.

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[SIGHS]

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Um... Someone said you left this
on the bus yesterday.

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I didn't read it.
I have no idea what's in there.

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Well, okay, have a nice day.
Bye-bye.

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What are you so nervous about?

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I'm not nervous.
Why should I be nervous?

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You're acting weird.

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Look, don't worry. No one has to know
anything about the notebook.

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- Why would you say that?
- Well, I don't know.

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I still don't know what's in there
but, let's just say,

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someone found a notebook
like the one you're holding,

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with some guy's name
scribbled all over it,

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it could be embarrassing
for the owner of the notebook.

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You must have the biggest ego
in the world.

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Or at least in this school.

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So you were looking through
my private, personal notebook.

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And I know you must have seen
that I wrote the name Simon.

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But did you notice anywhere on any
of the pages the name Camden?

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I thought so.

193
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But you nevertheless assume that you
were the Simon I was writing about.

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Look, don't worry.
No one has to know about this.

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If you hate your job so much,
you should just go in and demand a job

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that's better suited for your abilities.

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[CHUCKLES]

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It's not that simple.
Things don't work like that.

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Besides, being assertive
has never been my strong suit.

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I'm not really a
"go in and demand stuff" kind of guy.

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[SIGHS]

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Well, if you're resigned to working
in a crummy job,

203
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you should figure out where this
so-called crummy job is gonna get you.

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Where do you see yourself
in five years? What's your goal?

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- That's a good question.
- Thank you.

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What's your goal?

207
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Well, I didn't say
I had a good answer.

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[SIGHS]

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You like what you're doing now?

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[CHUCKLES]
No.

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If I were you,
I'd start thinking about it.

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What do you like to do?

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- I like to help people.
- I like to help people too.

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Hey, why don't we team up
and call ourselves Batman and Robin?

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

216
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Mm.

217
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How about a fisherman?

218
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No, I don't think so.

219
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- A furniture salesman?
- No.

220
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Ah. How about a job
on the bomb squad?

221
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[BOTH LAUGH]

222
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- No.
- Okay,

223
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we can scratch those
off the list.

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- I'm in trouble, aren't I?
- Yep.

225
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- Yeah.
- But not as much trouble,

226
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as those guys on the bomb squad.

227
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[LAUGHING]

228
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[LAUGHING]

229
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Look, why don't you
just start thinking about it?

230
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Thanks, I will.

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[SIGHS]

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You know,

233
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every time I come in here,
I feel as if

234
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I'm visiting a Zen master
or something.

235
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How do you know you're not?

236
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Go climb a tree, then you'll know.

237
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Then it'll all make sense.

238
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

239
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,209
Right.

240
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,168
Go climb a tree.

241
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,745
Don't question the Zen master.

242
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,880
It makes him mad.

243
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,711
[BOTH LAUGHING]

244
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,556
Got you.

245
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,887
I'll be done in a second and
then we can go out and look for cars.

246
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,560
Can I help you with anything?

247
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,060
Oh, no, I'm fine.

248
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,563
Aren't you gonna ask
about your raise?

249
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,490
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

250
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:29,407
Yeah, I mentioned to Ruthie
that I was wondering about that.

251
00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:33,078
Yeah, I'm just curious, because we've
had some big expenses this year.

252
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,289
You know, hospitals and babies.

253
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,033
No, of course.
Oh, I don't think it'll be a problem,

254
00:14:38,212 --> 00:14:40,917
especially since we usually budget
against interest income

255
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,664
from subsidiary church property.

256
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,085
I'm gonna have to take your word
on that, Lou. Heh.

257
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,385
But thanks in advance.
That sounds great.

258
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:52,471
All right. Well, I'll contact you
after the board meeting tomorrow,

259
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,553
when it's official.

260
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,390
Bye, Ruthie.

261
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:01,144
See, you almost forgot.
Now, what would you do without me?

262
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,654
[SIGHS]

263
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,940
You don't know the first thing
about women.

264
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,073
Of course you're the Simon
in Beth's notebook.

265
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:11,244
Of course she likes you.
What other Simon could it be?

266
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,031
There are a lot of Simons
in the world.

267
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,042
All I can think of is you,
the Simon in the Bible,

268
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:19,962
and Alvin the Chipmunk's brother.

269
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,169
Look, Beth was horribly
embarrassed,

270
00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,913
so she lied and said
she wasn't doodling your name.

271
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:27,050
You're wrong about Beth.
You weren't there.

272
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:29,426
You didn't see
how unembarrassed she was.

273
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,471
You're gonna have to
let her down gently.

274
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,468
I don't understand
why I have to let her down

275
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,221
when I never let her up to begin with.

276
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,968
She probably just hoped
you could be her boyfriend.

277
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:41,065
If you make her your friend,
then that'll make her feel good.

278
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,733
Why do I have to do anything?
I didn't ask for any of this.

279
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,861
And why do you care so much
about Beth?

280
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,653
I know what it feels like
to write a boy's name in a notebook

281
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:52,613
and know you have no chance of him
ever talking to you.

282
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,030
But I can only imagine
having that boy know

283
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,365
I wrote his name
all over my notebook.

284
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,333
She's gotta be humiliated.

285
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,827
And if you invite her over
tomorrow after school,

286
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:04,377
it'll help take the sting out
of the whole situation.

287
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,594
There's nothing wrong with
your having friends who are girls.

288
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,466
Well, maybe in theory,
but it seems like a bad idea.

289
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,466
Because you know nothing
about women.

290
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,509
[SIGHS]

291
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,561
Fine, I'll call her.

292
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:24,521
[CHUCKLES]

293
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,569
- Quarter-inch Phillips?
- Quarter-inch Phillips.

294
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:31,195
- Quarter-inch long-stem regular?
- Quarter-inch regular.

295
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,775
- I'm not sure I see the point.
- The most important step

296
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,705
before you begin a project
is to make sure you have all the tools.

297
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,660
- Okay, adjustable crescent wrench.
- Got it. Adjustable crescent.

298
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,503
- Would you let me get the next one?
- T-square for the dry wall.

299
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,715
- It's shaped more like a T.
- I know.

300
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,377
[CLATTERING]

301
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,089
Okay, T-square? Okay, that's great.
Come on, you guys,

302
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,385
let's get all this stuff upstairs.

303
00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,513
Wait for me.

304
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:05,315
I've done some thinking. I've decided
that working in the cafeteria

305
00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,109
isn't the right job for me.

306
00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,437
I saw an ad about a lab assistant.

307
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,405
So you'd like to become
a lab assistant?

308
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,033
Yeah, a lab assistant.

309
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,526
Are you sure you're clear
on what a lab assistant does?

310
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,906
Well, not exactly,
but it doesn't involve food, does it?

311
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,457
No.

312
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,123
- May I be frank with you, Matt?
- Yeah.

313
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,165
Although you might be overqualified
for your current job,

314
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,497
and there might be an opening
in lab-assistant work

315
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:30,963
that I could consider you for,

316
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,294
I'm a little troubled by something.

317
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:36,214
This is a letter written by a patient,

318
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:38,015
pleading that you be given
another job

319
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:41,434
because you're so unhappy
with the one you have.

320
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:44,060
Have you been telling patients
you're unhappy working here?

321
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,643
No.

322
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:48,648
Who wrote the note?

323
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:50,902
Someone calls himself Tree Boy.

324
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,737
Complaining to the patients
is not exactly gonna help

325
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,534
get you out of the cafeteria.

326
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,198
Right.

327
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,242
Do you see anything you like?

328
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:07,250
- Not yet, but I'll let you know.
- Whoa.

329
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,207
WOMAN [OVER P.A.]:
<i>Service, pick up Line 1.</i>

330
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,383
<i>- Service, Line 1.</i>
- She's beautiful, isn't she?

331
00:18:12,885 --> 00:18:14,084
She certainly is.

332
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,922
We need a car with a roof.

333
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,173
- Take her out for a spin.
- Oh.

334
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:21,350
I'd love to, but I'm really looking
for something a little more practical.

335
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:22,978
Take a drive. Live a little.

336
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,726
I'm not gonna buy this car.

337
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,938
Of course not.
No one expects you to, Reverend.

338
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,896
Take a drive. Have some fun.

339
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,778
Yeah.

340
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,563
Well...

341
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,157
We're doing great here.
How's it coming with the PVC?

342
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:40,819
Fine. I'm just going slow
so I don't make a mistake.

343
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,539
Well, I'm ready for it any time.

344
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,375
- Just give me another minute.
- Yeah, I need another minute too.

345
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,034
Another minute and I'm gonna fall
asleep watching you two.

346
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:51,582
Let's all take our time. We're trying
to do a really good job here.

347
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:54,249
I'll just go downstairs
and see if the dry wall's here yet.

348
00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:56,336
I can't hear you, wait a second.

349
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,090
What'd you say?

350
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,431
I said, I think I'll just go downstairs
for a while.

351
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,559
Sure, fine.

352
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,727
[DRILL WHIRRING]

353
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:10,604
[BOTH LAUGHING]

354
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,774
- Why are you calling?
- Can't a classmate call to say "hi"?

355
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:20,655
I can see right through your ploy
to try to be nice to me.

356
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,244
You're afraid I'll tell people you made
a fool of yourself over that notebook.

357
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:27,950
No, I'm not. And what's wrong
with my trying to be nice to you?

358
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,250
I thought maybe
we can hang out sometime.

359
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,090
- Sometime when?
<i>- I don't know.</i>

360
00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:34,800
<i>After school tomorrow?</i>

361
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:37,541
- I'll think about it.
- No one's forcing you, you know?

362
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:40,294
Because, frankly,
you don't sound too thrilled about it.

363
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,935
- Okay, I'll come.
- Great.

364
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:47,510
- Bye.
- Goodbye.

365
00:19:47,688 --> 00:19:49,147
[PHONE BEEPS OFF]

366
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,478
Why am I doing this, again?

367
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,146
[BARKS]

368
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:57,979
[SIGHS]

369
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,620
ERIC:
Whoo-hoo!

370
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,621
Whoo-hoo!

371
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,622
- Hey, Dad, do we own this car now?
- No, Ruthie, this is just a test drive.

372
00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:12,083
- Well, does it pass the test?
- Oh, yeah.

373
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:15,457
About the only thing wrong
with this car is that it's about

374
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,959
a hundred times more
than we can afford to spend.

375
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:21,386
- Don't worry, I'll find us the right car.
- I'm sure you will.

376
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:24,129
But until you do, isn't it fun
to ride around in the wrong one?

377
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:25,679
Whoo-hoo!

378
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:27,512
Whoo-hoo!

379
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,346
Whoo-hoo!

380
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:32,273
That was a very productive meeting.

381
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:34,814
Yeah, well, I just hope the board
is able to agree

382
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:36,729
on a new budget tomorrow.

383
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:39,063
And there's still
some difficult decisions to be made.

384
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,363
Well, we can certainly be
very proud of ourselves

385
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,776
for the fiscal restraint
and financial responsibility

386
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,412
that we have shown.

387
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:51,244
Does Reverend Camden
own a fancy convertible?

388
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,450
[CHUCKLES]

389
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:56,128
- I don't think so. Why?
- Well, I just saw him driving one.

390
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,920
Well, you must have made
a mistake.

391
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:08,173
Very nice car, Eric.

392
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,392
[DOG BARKING]

393
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,528
I still haven't found one
that speaks to me.

394
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,023
Well, what do you want the car
to say?

395
00:21:22,199 --> 00:21:26,826
I'm economical, I'm good-looking and
I want to take you everywhere in style.

396
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,870
Are you sure
you're not looking for a husband?

397
00:21:30,082 --> 00:21:33,368
I'm really worried. I don't wanna
disappoint Mom and the whole family.

398
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:36,961
Hey, Mom probably never expected
you and Dad to be able to do this.

399
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,623
She's just letting you try
because you can learn something.

400
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,292
- Like what?
- That you don't know much about cars

401
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,961
and you can't always get what
you want for the money you have.

402
00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:48,592
So this is just one of those tricks
to make me learn something?

403
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:49,799
Probably.

404
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:52,979
And Mom probably wanted Dad out of
the house while she was building stuff.

405
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:54,731
[SIGHS]

406
00:22:02,281 --> 00:22:03,313
[BABY COOS]

407
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,151
[DOORBELL RINGS]

408
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,996
Lou. Heh.

409
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,997
What brings you by? Come in.

410
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:14,120
This will only take a second.

411
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,416
I thought it might be best
if we discuss things privately.

412
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:21,123
It's a rather delicate matter.
About the board meeting today?

413
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:24,503
- Oh, yeah, the board meeting.
- The board meeting.

414
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:28,593
Well, before the board discusses
the matter of your raise,

415
00:22:28,765 --> 00:22:32,550
we need to talk about
what you're driving.

416
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:35,136
- Yeah, it's awkward, I know.
- I know.

417
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:38,351
- I mean, we've had it all summer.
- I beg your pardon?

418
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,278
But it's only because
our station waggon was totalled.

419
00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:43,355
Even so, the insurance
from the station waggon,

420
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,607
would never pay for a new car.

421
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,361
No, of course not.

422
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,869
And, you know, I haven't mentioned
the new car because

423
00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:54,372
I felt uncomfortable pleading poverty
in front of my own church members.

424
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,167
[CHUCKLES]
I can certainly see why.

425
00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:59,794
And I should be going.

426
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:04,166
Eric, as your friend,
I'm gonna do everything I can

427
00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:07,261
to smooth things over with the board.

428
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,884
What's to smooth over?

429
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:13,217
You wreck your car,
you replace it, huh?

430
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:14,843
Right.

431
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,977
Uh...

432
00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,727
Can I get you a soda or something?

433
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:23,935
[BABY CRYING]

434
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:27,399
- Gotta go.
- Right. I'll talk to you later, Lou.

435
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:32,079
- This the Camden residence?
- Mm-hm.

436
00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:36,494
- What's this you got?
- The fixtures for the remodelling.

437
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:47,124
A new car and remodelling.

438
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:52,262
I am not giving up.

439
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,556
Well, that's the spirit.

440
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,222
What exactly are you not giving up?

441
00:23:56,395 --> 00:24:00,014
I'm gonna figure out all this car stuff
if it's the last thing I do.

442
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,685
- Good for you.
- Thank you.

443
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,733
I could use some support
around here.

444
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:06,443
Yeah, well, you're not the only one.

445
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,781
What do you mean?

446
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:10,607
Nothing.

447
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:13,620
I gotta get this ice tea up to Mom
and Lucy. I hope they're surprised.

448
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:16,077
- How's that bathroom going?
- Good.

449
00:24:16,248 --> 00:24:18,870
I think I'm finding
a way to contribute.

450
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:27,458
Didn't you have any normal boyfriends
in high school?

451
00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:30,802
- That one was the worst.
- Did you ever tell Dad about this guy?

452
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,964
While there's nothing I'm ashamed of,
there are some things

453
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,344
that are better left under the category
Ancient History, you know?

454
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:40,521
Topics to be kept just between
a mother and a daughter.

455
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:43,015
I can't believe
it's starting to look like a bathroom.

456
00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:45,980
It will look like a bathroom
once we get the fixtures installed.

457
00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:48,479
Should I get Mary?
She can help us get the door plumbed.

458
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,400
No, that's okay, we don't need her.

459
00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:52,947
LUCY: You're right.
We're doing just fine on our own.

460
00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:55,787
Remodelling is clearly something
that Mary doesn't enjoy,

461
00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:59,241
so why torture her by making her
do something she hates?

462
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,501
- We'll just surprise her.
- Yep.

463
00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:03,916
- Is it working?
- Yeah.

464
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:06,461
- Whoo!
- Heh.

465
00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:10,500
- Hey, I'll catch up with you later.
MAN: Take it easy, John.

466
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:13,679
- Hey, what's wrong man?
- I should have never listened to Adam.

467
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:16,553
- Who's Adam?
- He's a patient, a kid. Never mind.

468
00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:20,261
No, I'm not leaving until you tell me
why you're so upset.

469
00:25:20,437 --> 00:25:23,225
I went to Human Resources
about a lab-assistant job

470
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,392
and she shows me this letter
from this kid, Adam,

471
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,894
about my complaining to him
that I hate my job.

472
00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:29,862
And then she says
I can forget about the job

473
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:33,281
because I shouldn't be complaining to
the patients about the job I have now.

474
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,610
And I don't. Except I did, to Adam.

475
00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:37,779
But like you keep saying,
he's just a kid, right?

476
00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:40,197
How seriously can they take a letter
written in crayon?

477
00:25:40,374 --> 00:25:42,248
Seriously enough, evidently.

478
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,458
I mean, I know he was just trying
to help.

479
00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,207
He really messed things up for me.

480
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,208
As much as I'm mad
about the letter he wrote,

481
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,210
the real person I'm mad at is me.

482
00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:54,169
I mean, I'm spending all this energy
complaining about the job I hate.

483
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:57,015
But, at the same time, I don't know
what I wanna do with my life.

484
00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:59,259
[PUSHES BUCKET]

485
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:08,819
Okay, you don't like any
of our carbonated beverage selections.

486
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,363
- How about some milk, then?
- No.

487
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:14,902
- Orange juice?
- No.

488
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:19,328
- Grapefruit juice?
- No.

489
00:26:21,874 --> 00:26:24,662
Then, how about
a delightfully frothy cappuccino?

490
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,663
Well, I thought it was funny.

491
00:26:29,256 --> 00:26:30,751
[SIGHS]

492
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:35,554
Hi.

493
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:41,056
Lucy? Mary? You wanna meet
my sisters? They're great.

494
00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:42,769
Mary. Lucy.

495
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:46,139
Lucy, you home yet?
Mary, where are you?

496
00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,318
[SIGHS]

497
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,279
Happy. Wanna meet my dog?

498
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,234
Happy?

499
00:26:56,491 --> 00:27:00,075
I'm going home. It's clear
we're not meant to be friends.

500
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:01,871
We have nothing to say
to each other.

501
00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:05,076
- You don't even like me.
- That's not true. I do like you.

502
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:08,295
- Really?
- Really, I like you.

503
00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:11,713
You like me.
You really, really like me.

504
00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:17,001
I have to go home
and tell my mother.

505
00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:19,549
[DOOR OPENS]

506
00:27:20,641 --> 00:27:22,469
What's wrong?

507
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,969
Lou stopped by.

508
00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:28,147
He acted kind of odd
but then he said that he understood

509
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:31,483
about the new car and sounded
as though everything was fine.

510
00:27:31,652 --> 00:27:34,025
Then a few minutes ago,
he called me from the church,

511
00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:37,613
said that the board wants to look
at all of our expenses for the last year.

512
00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:40,156
I'm being audited
by my own deacons.

513
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:44,204
But that's good. When they see
how little we're getting by with,

514
00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:46,247
they can't help but approve the raise.

515
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:49,039
If fact, they may be even thinking
of giving you a bigger raise

516
00:27:49,211 --> 00:27:52,545
because you have to buy the car.
So stop worrying.

517
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:54,708
I'll try.

518
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:58,668
Know what will get your mind off it?
Watching the boys.

519
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:02,882
I gotta go back upstairs.
The toilet awaits me.

520
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:04,637
Yeah, and how's that going?

521
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:07,180
I'm not sure you wanna
ask that question.

522
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:09,680
It's like a surgeon
in the middle of an operation.

523
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,851
Things are kind of in a mess
at the moment,

524
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:14,019
but the prognosis is good.

525
00:28:21,952 --> 00:28:25,452
- Hi, Mom. Can I ask you something?
- Sure.

526
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:28,992
Are you sending Dad out to buy a car
to get him out of the house?

527
00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:32,454
No, I thought your father should pick
out the new car and you could help.

528
00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:36,046
Plus, it's a nice way for you two
to spend some time together.

529
00:28:36,717 --> 00:28:39,256
- What are you doing?
- Adding up our receipts for the year

530
00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:42,596
so the church board can see how
much Daddy really needs his raise.

531
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,224
Then we can settle on a new car.

532
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,594
Well, it's Daddy's raise.
Why doesn't he do the receipts?

533
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:50,558
It's the least I can do for him
when you think of all the nice stuff

534
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:53,400
he does for me and our family
and all the parishioners.

535
00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:56,320
Well, what does he do for them
besides giving sermons?

536
00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:58,065
Lots of things.

537
00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:03,364
He marries people,
counsels people, prays for people.

538
00:29:03,535 --> 00:29:07,036
He helps boys and girls in trouble
and moms and dads without jobs.

539
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:09,080
He raises money
to help in emergencies,

540
00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:12,121
when somebody needs a place to stay
or clothes to wear,

541
00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:14,868
or food to eat.

542
00:29:15,047 --> 00:29:19,710
And when something really terrible
happens to somebody, he's just there.

543
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:22,757
He really cares about everybody
and I care about him.

544
00:29:22,930 --> 00:29:24,259
Well, I care about him too.

545
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:28,050
That's why I'm really, sincerely
gonna help him buy the right car.

546
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:30,844
Mm.

547
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:33,888
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

548
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,561
Come in.

549
00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:40,812
I figured a hard-working woman like
yourself would still be in her office.

550
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,399
And what can I do for you, Adam?

551
00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:46,116
I'm here to talk about
a friend of mine.

552
00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:47,947
I think there's been a mistake.

553
00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:17,603
[SIGHS]

554
00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:25,273
Beth?

555
00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:28,156
- I have something important to say.
- I'm listening.

556
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:31,330
I might have made a mistake
in the way I phrased things yesterday,

557
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:32,828
not to mention the hug.

558
00:30:34,293 --> 00:30:37,544
I mean, I already have a girlfriend.
You know, Deena Stewart?

559
00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:39,753
I know that. Do you think I'm stupid?

560
00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:43,510
So you're okay with that?
I mean, we could just be friends?

561
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,836
Because I was bored,
doodled your name in a notebook,

562
00:30:46,013 --> 00:30:49,050
and then left it on the bus,
hoping that you'd find it,

563
00:30:49,224 --> 00:30:51,799
doesn't mean I can't accept reality.
Does it?

564
00:30:51,977 --> 00:30:53,437
So that was me in your notebook?

565
00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,348
No, it was
Alvin the Chipmunk's brother.

566
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:57,183
Well, thank you, I'm flattered.

567
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:02,862
[NOTEBOOKS FALL]

568
00:31:07,284 --> 00:31:09,693
SIMON: Wait a minute.
Who are all these other names?

569
00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:12,196
You realise you're not
the only boy in this school?

570
00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:13,951
Yeah, of course, but I mean...

571
00:31:19,755 --> 00:31:22,081
It was her idea to invite me over,
wasn't it?

572
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,753
Yeah.

573
00:31:24,635 --> 00:31:27,209
- She thought we could be friends.
- What did you think?

574
00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:32,726
At our age, a friend who's a girl
and a girl who's a girlfriend,

575
00:31:33,101 --> 00:31:34,513
it's still a little blurry for me.

576
00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:37,309
Yeah, I've got the same problem
with guys.

577
00:31:37,481 --> 00:31:41,230
They wanna be friends
but I'd really like a boyfriend.

578
00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:43,810
Someone who likes me, only me.

579
00:31:43,987 --> 00:31:45,732
Oh, I'm sure the right guy
will come along.

580
00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:49,484
Well, I better be going.

581
00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:57,365
Did you tell her
the friend-girlfriend thing I told you?

582
00:31:57,543 --> 00:31:59,370
- Yes.
- And she understood?

583
00:31:59,545 --> 00:32:01,040
- Yes.
- See?

584
00:32:46,383 --> 00:32:50,512
- How's the job going?
- It's going much better. Uh--

585
00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:53,088
I apologise if I sounded
so ungrateful yesterday.

586
00:32:53,265 --> 00:32:55,555
You gave me a job when I needed one
and it's a good job.

587
00:32:55,726 --> 00:32:57,554
I just lost my perspective.

588
00:32:58,228 --> 00:33:00,186
So you must have
climbed a tree last night.

589
00:33:01,648 --> 00:33:03,108
Adam came by to see me yesterday.

590
00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:06,277
He wanted to make sure his life was
in order before he went into surgery.

591
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:10,396
He explained that his letter about you
might have been misinterpreted.

592
00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:12,781
- Surgery? Today? Adam's in surgery?
- Yes.

593
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,450
Oh, I can't believe I forgot.
There's no chance--

594
00:33:15,621 --> 00:33:17,947
"Affairs in order"?
What does he mean, "affairs in order"?

595
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:20,117
It's surgery
and any surgery is life-threatening.

596
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,749
But this one was pretty routine,
at least for Adam.

597
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,455
"Put his affairs in order" was his way
of tugging at my heartstrings.

598
00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:29,835
Heh. And it worked.
I might reconsider you for another job.

599
00:33:30,594 --> 00:33:32,303
- Thanks.
- We'll find you the right job

600
00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:34,548
when the time comes.

601
00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:36,843
Where are you going?

602
00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:41,596
To see a friend. A really good friend.

603
00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:47,770
- Hey, is Adam okay?
- Oh, surgery went fine.

604
00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:50,781
But he's sleeping. If you want
to talk to him, you have to come back.

605
00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:52,229
- But he's okay.
- Yes.

606
00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:55,659
He's not okay to climb a tree but
he'll be up and around in a day or two?

607
00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,204
Right.

608
00:33:57,371 --> 00:33:59,199
He told you
that he likes to climb trees?

609
00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:02,459
- Yeah.
- He can't climb trees.

610
00:34:02,626 --> 00:34:05,747
He's not allowed to climb trees.
That would be a little too risky.

611
00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,120
[SIGHS]

612
00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:10,881
- I can't believe I'm so gullible.
- Oh, it happened to all of us.

613
00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:14,136
See, Adam just imagines
climbing a tree so vividly,

614
00:34:14,304 --> 00:34:16,132
he's absolutely convincing.

615
00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:18,759
He likes to think about
opening the window

616
00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:21,599
and sitting in that tree
right outside his room.

617
00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:26,771
There's a tree right outside
his hospital window.

618
00:34:31,196 --> 00:34:33,735
Right, right. I got it.

619
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:35,071
Late afternoon, Matt.

620
00:34:35,534 --> 00:34:38,108
He won't be up till late afternoon.

621
00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:43,659
ANNIE: They just delivered it.
This is so exciting.

622
00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:46,587
I can't wait to see it.
This is going to be so cool.

623
00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:48,830
It's perfect.

624
00:34:49,047 --> 00:34:51,504
What's the big deal? It's just a toilet.

625
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:56,296
I'll be right back.

626
00:35:01,852 --> 00:35:02,968
What is it?

627
00:35:03,145 --> 00:35:06,230
That was Lou on the phone.
The board vetoed the raise.

628
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:07,977
- No.
- Yes.

629
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:10,309
- Why would they do that?
- I have no idea.

630
00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:12,396
But this is the end of car shopping.

631
00:35:12,571 --> 00:35:16,071
Well, buying a car was never
dependent upon your getting a raise.

632
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:18,401
I don't feel comfortable
getting another car now.

633
00:35:18,577 --> 00:35:21,034
Okay, we'll get one
when you feel comfortable.

634
00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:23,531
Everything's gonna be fine, okay?
We'll talk.

635
00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:25,950
- Right now, I have to find Mary.
- I gotta find Ruthie

636
00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:28,167
and give her the news.

637
00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:40,463
[SIGHS]

638
00:35:40,641 --> 00:35:42,385
[WHISPERS]
When something terrible happens,

639
00:35:42,559 --> 00:35:45,645
my dad doesn't have to think about it,
he's just there.

640
00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:48,684
Well, same goes with me.

641
00:35:50,192 --> 00:35:51,224
[DOG WHIMPERS]

642
00:35:52,903 --> 00:35:54,778
Oh, there you are.

643
00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:57,193
What'd you think, I'd be upstairs,

644
00:35:57,366 --> 00:36:00,118
working on the new bathroom
by myself?

645
00:36:00,285 --> 00:36:04,616
Look, I'm sorry. I can't believe
how insensitive I've been.

646
00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:06,786
Forget it. It's no big deal.

647
00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:09,711
No, it is a big deal,
and I'm definitely the one at fault.

648
00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:12,788
It was so easy for Lucy and me
to leave you out

649
00:36:12,965 --> 00:36:15,753
because we have this common interest
in building things.

650
00:36:15,926 --> 00:36:18,133
But instead of sharing our interest
with you,

651
00:36:18,303 --> 00:36:21,638
we actually formed this little bond
and kept it from you.

652
00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:27,728
Now that I think about it, I really made
no attempt at all to include you.

653
00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:29,475
And I am really sorry.

654
00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:33,900
You know, it's okay with me
if you and Lucy wanna do stuff

655
00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:35,778
that you like to do together.

656
00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:39,446
It's just, I wanted you to admit
that you had left me out,

657
00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:42,867
otherwise, I just felt crazy,

658
00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:45,363
you know, for feeling left out.

659
00:36:45,539 --> 00:36:47,449
You weren't imagining it. It was true.

660
00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:51,033
It's also true
that I don't have a favourite kid.

661
00:36:51,211 --> 00:36:52,493
You know that, don't you?

662
00:36:53,964 --> 00:36:57,381
- I love you all.
- I know.

663
00:36:57,551 --> 00:37:02,261
It's just that I'm human
and I make mistakes.

664
00:37:02,431 --> 00:37:05,765
Yeah, I just never figured you
for one this big.

665
00:37:07,352 --> 00:37:08,848
Kidding.

666
00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:10,726
Just rubbing it in.

667
00:37:13,609 --> 00:37:17,358
So, what do you say this Saturday,
the two of us go to a movie?

668
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:21,233
We haven't been to a movie
without the rest of the family in ages.

669
00:37:21,575 --> 00:37:23,236
You mean, just the two of us?

670
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,902
- Yeah.
- Okay.

671
00:37:32,085 --> 00:37:33,249
[SNIFFLES]

672
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:37,421
Is there any more business
to be conducted?

673
00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:39,217
[BICYCLE HORN HONKING]

674
00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:42,054
[LIGHT LAUGHTER]

675
00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:49,099
I'm Ruthie Camden,
daughter of the Reverend Camden.

676
00:37:49,269 --> 00:37:52,057
MAN: Hey, Ruthie, good to see you.
- Where's your father, Ruthie?

677
00:37:52,231 --> 00:37:54,438
He's at home
and he doesn't know I'm here.

678
00:37:54,608 --> 00:37:56,602
And I risk being punished
to tell all of you

679
00:37:56,777 --> 00:38:00,776
that my dad really needs that raise
so he can buy a new car.

680
00:38:00,948 --> 00:38:03,072
And I think you should change
your minds.

681
00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:08,944
Do you know all the things
my father does?

682
00:38:09,122 --> 00:38:13,038
He helps kids who are in trouble,
and people without jobs or houses,

683
00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:16,544
and when something
really bad happens, he's there.

684
00:38:16,713 --> 00:38:19,087
And do you know why?
Because my father cares.

685
00:38:19,675 --> 00:38:23,543
But don't worry, he'll keep caring
whether he gets his raise or not.

686
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,679
I'm just hoping
you'll change your minds.

687
00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:27,473
That's about all I have to say.

688
00:38:30,102 --> 00:38:35,440
Ruthie, doesn't your daddy have
a new red convertible?

689
00:38:35,607 --> 00:38:36,688
[LAUGHS]
What?

690
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,148
Oh, that.

691
00:38:42,906 --> 00:38:44,283
- Annie?
ANNIE: Yeah.

692
00:38:44,449 --> 00:38:46,739
Is Ruthie up there? I can't find her.
I'm worried.

693
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,655
Earlier she said
that her bike had a flat.

694
00:38:48,829 --> 00:38:51,451
She wanted to put air in the tyre.
She's probably in the garage.

695
00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:54,293
I'll check. While she's doing that,
I'm going down to the church.

696
00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:58,912
Yeah. I have to do something.
Not giving us a raise, it just isn't right.

697
00:38:59,089 --> 00:39:00,253
Okay.

698
00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:02,964
Don't worry, Eric,
you don't need to come to the church,

699
00:39:03,135 --> 00:39:05,461
Ruthie already did that.
And on the issue of your raise,

700
00:39:05,637 --> 00:39:07,465
Ruthie put her foot down.

701
00:39:07,639 --> 00:39:09,763
As a matter of fact,
she put both feet down.

702
00:39:11,768 --> 00:39:13,264
I rode my bike to the church.

703
00:39:13,437 --> 00:39:16,640
She rode it
right into the board meeting, in fact.

704
00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:18,809
[LOU LAUGHS]

705
00:39:20,235 --> 00:39:23,819
The entire board saw you riding in
that new red convertible, Eric.

706
00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:28,275
And the other day when I was here,
some guys delivered some fixtures.

707
00:39:29,453 --> 00:39:31,909
We thought if you had the money
to get that kind of car

708
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,415
and to remodel the house,
chances are you didn't need the raise.

709
00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:38,158
Especially, with as well as Annie
manages the household budget.

710
00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:42,418
Now, I'm sorry.
Ruthie explained everything.

711
00:39:42,591 --> 00:39:45,463
And, of course, we will give you
your annual raise.

712
00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:47,760
And we're sorry
if we gave you an impression

713
00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:52,011
other than we are very grateful
for everything you do for us.

714
00:39:55,729 --> 00:39:58,351
And, by the way, we think the car
that Ruthie picked out for you

715
00:39:58,524 --> 00:40:01,858
is a superb idea. A good example
for the entire community.

716
00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:07,860
Yet I'm still gonna be punished for
riding my bike without telling anyone?

717
00:40:10,369 --> 00:40:11,401
[WHISPERS]
Yeah.

718
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,653
[WHISPERS]
Oh, gosh.

719
00:40:30,347 --> 00:40:32,056
Hi.

720
00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:36,471
Have there been any visitors?

721
00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:40,557
Practically everyone
in the entire hospital.

722
00:40:42,025 --> 00:40:44,944
And there's someone waiting outside
to see you.

723
00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:50,815
Who is it?

724
00:40:56,206 --> 00:40:57,405
It's your friend.

725
00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:00,917
I'll let the two of you talk.

726
00:41:01,753 --> 00:41:03,165
Hey, how you doing, pal?

727
00:41:04,965 --> 00:41:06,425
I've been sitting up here all day

728
00:41:06,592 --> 00:41:08,419
and I finally got some perspective
on my life.

729
00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:11,512
I finally know what my goal is.
I know what I wanna be in life.

730
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,555
[LAUGHING]

731
00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:17,885
I'm sorry, I thought I heard
Matt Camden.

732
00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:19,307
You did.

733
00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:21,188
Would you go and get him out
of that tree

734
00:41:21,356 --> 00:41:23,813
before somebody fires him?

735
00:41:23,984 --> 00:41:25,728
[SOFTLY]
That tree?

736
00:41:26,403 --> 00:41:28,397
What the--?

737
00:41:28,906 --> 00:41:30,484
[LAUGHING]

738
00:41:30,699 --> 00:41:32,776
[LAUGHING]

739
00:41:45,172 --> 00:41:46,204
[HORN HONKING]

740
00:41:46,381 --> 00:41:48,209
They got it.
That horn sounded too healthy.

741
00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:51,302
- That is definitely the new car.
- Mom, Simon.

742
00:41:51,470 --> 00:41:54,721
SIMON: What kind is it?
- I don't know but it looks cool.

743
00:41:58,101 --> 00:41:59,431
[HORN HONKING]

744
00:41:59,603 --> 00:42:01,810
MARY:
Okay, we're coming.

745
00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:04,057
[HORN HONKING]

746
00:42:04,775 --> 00:42:07,528
Oh, my goodness.

747
00:42:08,445 --> 00:42:10,984
Oh, start her up.
Let's take her for a spin.

748
00:42:11,156 --> 00:42:13,992
RUTHIE: It is started up.
- I don't hear anything.

749
00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:17,203
Do you wanna tell them?

750
00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:19,863
Well, you don't hear anything
because there's no engine.

751
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:24,502
Well, at least not the usual kind.
But there is a motor. And a battery.

752
00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:26,580
Wait, you mean
this is an electric car?

753
00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:30,505
- Ruthie, you did a spectacular job.
- Wait, Ruthie picked out this car?

754
00:42:30,676 --> 00:42:33,084
- I knew you'd come through.
- No, you didn't.

755
00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:37,014
So when did you get so smart, huh?

756
00:42:37,182 --> 00:42:40,101
I think it was in the middle
of second grade.

757
00:42:40,269 --> 00:42:41,598
[CHUCKLES]

758
00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:45,815
[CHUCKLES]
Hey.

759
00:42:45,983 --> 00:42:49,068
- Cool car.
- Yeah, it is.

760
00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:50,602
We haven't seen you around.

761
00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:53,022
What, did you finally buy
some groceries?

762
00:42:53,574 --> 00:42:57,193
No, I've been busy deciding
what I'm gonna be when I grow up.

763
00:42:57,703 --> 00:43:00,824
- Picking a major?
- Yep. Premed. I'm gonna be a doctor.

764
00:43:00,998 --> 00:43:02,374
[CHUCKLES]

765
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:08,584
Don't worry. We can pay
for med school with our fuel savings.

766
00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:11,090
Yeah.


