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Sister Simone, you must
locate the Holy Grail.
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I don't want to talk to It.
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'Cause It killed your dad?
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Yeah, 'cause It killed my dad.
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Your mother is such a genius.
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If I could just have a
peek inside her workshop.
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What's your name?
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- Lizzie. What's yours?
- Wiley.
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I've always wanted to
meet a real cowboy.
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- Damn it, Lizzie!
- Hey! My name is Simone now.
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What did you say when
I proposed to you?
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I said yes, Jesus.
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The Algorithm
distracts Its users,
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sends them on little
quests for fucking Wings.
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You use It long enough,
It gives you Wings, right?
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Wrong.
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It uses you long enough,
It gives you strings.
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After you find It,
I will end my life.
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Do you know where
the Holy Grail is?
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This is the last
person known to be
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in possession of the Grail.
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Her name is Clara.
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It did give me a
clue... A phone number.
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Hi, this is Clara.
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My god, Clara.
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I'm looking for the
Grail. Where are you?
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Oh, we got a hit!
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Number's in London.
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Then I guess we're
going to London.
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You cannot win.
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You're beaten.
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Just let go.
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Never!
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Why are you doing this, laddie?
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Why?
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Funeral or festive?
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Oh, uh, really?
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I already feel kind of
like I can't breathe.
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The tie is the
uniform of the enemy.
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And if you don't wear it,
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they'll sense you're
not one of them.
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Think it'll just be
way less satisfying
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when you blow their
fucking minds.
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All right, all right.
Let's go with festive.
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Okay.
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Tonight, at the
Truckee Park Arena...
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Do you know how to do this?
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I don't know how to tie a tie.
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Okay.
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Who will be unlucky 13?
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Jezebull, Jezebull, Jezebull!
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Officially designated a
weapon of mass destruction!
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Tonight, at the
Truckee Park Arena,
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behold the unbridled
fury of Jezebull!
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What kind of idiot would
actually get on that thing?
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Well, bulls aren't
actually that bad.
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In fact, some of them
are kind of sweet.
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Respect to your
bona fides, pardner,
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but you haven't been in a
rodeo since you were 11.
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Oh, well,
I'll have you know, darling,
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I conquered many a steer
back when I was a young'un.
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Oh, great.
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Then you shouldn't be scared
of a bunch of lawyers.
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Okay, let's go through
it one more time.
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Ready? Good. Okay.
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I got this. Ow.
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They'll go through
their song and dance.
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Then you take out the
envelope, melt their faces off.
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And then they will say...
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"Young
man, you can't be serious."
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I'm serious. I'm serious.
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I've thought about
this a lot, seriously.
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Uh, this decision...
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You don't
need to overexplain.
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Right, right, right. Okay.
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Okay.
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I am serious.
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In fact, I'm only
gonna take enough
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to get me and the woman
I love started in Alaska.
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And that's it.
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Mr. Wiley, as we are
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heartless attorneys unswayed
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by absurd romantic notions,
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are you absolutely sure...
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That this
is what you want to do?
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I have never been more sure
of anything in my entire life.
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For courage?
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Oh, whoo!
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We're going to Alaska.
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For courage.
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Mr. Wiley.
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Your mother and father...
They were wonderful people.
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We were so sorry to learn
of their tragic death.
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Also, happy
birthday, by the way.
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Oh. Yes.
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Thank you.
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I have here a copy
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of your grandfather's
last will and testament,
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which states that you,
Preston John Wiley III,
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on the occasion of
turning 25 years of age,
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will inherit the
entirety of the estate,
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the value of which, as of
today, is $712 million.
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I'm giving it all away.
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Are you gonna ask
if I'm serious?
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Aren't you serious?
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Oh, people!
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I don't need to overexplain.
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Morally, I cannot accept
this grotesque wealth,
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and so I have signed
it all away to charity.
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Everything except $85,000
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for a cabin in Alaska
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for me and the woman I love.
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We're driving there today.
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And there is nothing
you can do to stop us.
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There ain't...
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No...
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Stopping...
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Us...
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Now.
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I have
never been more sure
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of anything in my entire life.
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Great.
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Whatever you want, son.
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If you'll just hand
over that relinquishment
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of the inheritance, we'll
do whatever you ask.
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Bo?
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You know this man?
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Gentlemen, pardon the intrusion,
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but I have business
with Preston Wiley here.
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Son, there's a secret
that's been kept from you
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your whole life,
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and before you take
all this money,
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you got a right to
know who you are.
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Now, some fellas, they don't
want to know the real truth.
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But if you do,
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and any real cowboy would...
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just say, "Tell it
to me straight, Bo."
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And I will.
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Tell it...
To me straight, Bo.
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About 20 years ago,
your grandfather knew
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his foot was rearing
back to kick the bucket,
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so he decreed that
his inheritance
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would skip a generation,
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bequeathing the whole
damn piñata to you,
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his beloved grandchild.
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All you had to do
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was live to the
ripe old age of 25.
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But son, you were born busted.
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Your liver.
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And don't ask me what it
was. I ain't no doctor.
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But it was fucked up.
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It
weren't fucked up enough.
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Now, your mama and daddy,
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they couldn't get you
on the transplant list
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because the danger
weren't imminent.
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But if your liver quit on you,
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you kicked it
before you were 25,
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your granddaddy's money
would stay locked up forever.
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So they hired me.
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I trained you for the
junior rodeo circuit,
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not because you had a
talent for riding steer...
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You didn't...
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But for another reason entirely:
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to get you on the
damn liver list.
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I reckon you recall
the All Hallows' Eve
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Junior Rodeo Extravaganza,
but what you don't recall is
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how doped up that animal
you were sitting on was,
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nor me reaching down and
grabbing that bull's nut sack.
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Now, I could barely get
his balls in my hands,
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but I knew I had to
get both of them.
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And I did, son.
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And I squeezed that
bull's gem sack
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one second before the two of
you shot out of that chute.
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You were in the hospital
waiting for a liver transplant
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within the hour...
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An adult liver you share
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with that little
girlfriend of yours.
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Would you have made it to 25
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if your family hadn't found
a way to cut the line?
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No way to say.
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But before you take all
your granddaddy's money...
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I want you to know
the game was rigged.
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All them ribbons
and medals you won,
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they weren't earned.
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And I've borne this
truth all these years,
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the one that you told me
to tell it to you straight.
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So straight's how I'm gonna
tell it, Preston John Wiley.
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Ain't nothing
worse than a cowboy
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who ain't worthy of his boots.
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Thank you for that, sir.
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But Mr. Wiley was
just telling us
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he was giving the
entire fortune away.
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Really?
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Well, my bad.
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Happy birthday, son.
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- Medic!
- Stop!
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You better not put
weight on that.
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- Oh, God!
- We got a bleeder!
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Medic! Medic!
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You on the roster?
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Yeah.
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Should be right there on top.
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So it is.
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You're next up.
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Pin this on tight.
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Help us keep track of you,
in case he eats your face.
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What?
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Yee-haw!
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Wiley!
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Excuse me.
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Lizzie. Hey, hey.
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Uh, hey?
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You leave me some weird
message about manhood
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and tell me not to worry,
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but there's something
you need to do?
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Yeah.
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Uh, wait.
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Babe, please tell me this is not
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what you think you need to do.
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Lizzie, I'm next.
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Up next for what?
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Jesus, Wi... Wiley!
What are you doing?
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You haven't done this
since you were a kid.
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No, no, no. Sweetheart.
Sweetheart, listen to me.
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I have never done this,
okay? It was all fake.
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Well, I have no idea what
you're talking about,
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but either way, it
sounds like we're dealing
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with real experience deficit.
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I know. I have to
ride that bull.
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Well, then why... Why
did you even call me
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if you don't want
me to stop you?
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Because I didn't
want to be alone.
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Okay?
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Preston Wiley, come on down.
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For courage.
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This is not fucking courage.
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See you in a couple minutes.
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Wiley!
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Five, four,
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three, two, one!
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Stop staring at him.
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I'm not staring at him.
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I'm surveilling him.
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I don't know why
I'm surveilling him.
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All he does is read.
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We're surveilling him
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'cause he's going to lead
us straight to Clara,
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who was last in possession
of the Holy Grail.
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And that's the
only thing we know?
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We know that she has
flaming red hair.
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She what?
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You told me the
Algorithm only gave you
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a phone number and a name.
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Right.
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The Algorithm also told me
that she has flaming red hair.
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Are you lying to me, Lizzie?
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Simone. And no.
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Because lying seems like
it'd break the rules.
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It's not a good look
with your little outfit.
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It's not a little
outfit. It's a habit.
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I need to take this.
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I have to pray.
263
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,342
Hey. Tell me you figured out
264
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,260
where the Apron Man is headed.
265
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,511
You know I did.
266
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,055
Scone, Scotland.
267
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,973
This off-the-grid,
end-of-the-line spot
268
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,433
no one would give
a right fart about
269
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,810
if it weren't for...
270
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,229
Excalibattle!
271
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,607
Excali... battle?
272
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,025
Thousands of years ago,
273
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,944
this giant sword appeared
sticking out of the ground.
274
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,154
No one knows how or why.
275
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,280
It's like Stonehenge.
276
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,531
Except stupider.
277
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:52,493
Oh, yeah. Way stupider.
278
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,454
Four times a century, they
have this festival, right?
279
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:58,123
They dress up like
King Arthur cosplay.
280
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,918
Anyway, that's where
your Apron Man is headed.
281
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,170
Because it's Holy Grail shit.
282
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,255
Because it's Holy Grail
shit, that's right.
283
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,342
Goddamn Algorithm,
man. So predictable.
284
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,387
Cliché all day,
man. Cliché all day.
285
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:12,680
Yo, what's all that noise?
286
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:14,181
I can barely hear
you over there.
287
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:18,018
Oh, that? Dude! It's
training day, son!
288
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,520
Yeah!
289
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,105
Guy
just did a flip.
290
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,523
Oi!
291
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,733
Are you briefing him or
trying to fuck him, mate?
292
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,985
Give me that.
293
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,028
Hello.
294
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,155
How goes the quest, cowboy?
295
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,408
Fantastic.
296
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,326
Giddy up.
297
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:34,660
What about the nun?
298
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,705
She have any idea you ran
the fake German gambit?
299
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,042
No, she does not.
300
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,794
Well, keep her close.
301
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,754
And remember what I told you.
302
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,755
Eyes on the prize.
303
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,090
And what's the prize?
304
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,425
Freedom.
305
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,719
Say it like fucking Braveheart!
306
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,054
I... I...
307
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,891
Freedom!
308
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,309
You're goddamn fucking right!
309
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,772
Freedom!
310
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,482
Yeah!
311
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,916
Hello, Simone!
312
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:24,752
Mrs. Davis, I presume?
313
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:30,507
Actually, here in the UK,
I'm referred to as Mum.
314
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:31,343
Oh.
315
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,510
I'm not calling you Mum.
316
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,095
- Come on in.
- So!
317
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:39,933
How's your top-secret mission
to find the Holy Grail going?
318
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,269
The phone number you
gave us led us to the man
319
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,438
in the next, uh, carriage.
320
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,689
It's not really top secret
321
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,151
if we keep chatting
about it, though.
322
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,447
Tally-ho. Right
you are, Simone.
323
00:17:53,448 --> 00:17:57,117
Well, I just wanted
to give you this gift,
324
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,911
and I'll be on my way.
325
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:02,956
This is for your traveling
companion, Mr. Wiley.
326
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,375
Okay.
327
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,752
It's wonderful that
you've reconnected
328
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,381
with a former lover to
help you with your quest.
329
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,633
God, don't call him that.
330
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,552
You were in love, and
you no longer are.
331
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,472
I'm sorry. Do I
have that wrong?
332
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,308
No, you have it exactly right.
333
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,976
Wonderful.
334
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,813
Well, enjoy the gift.
335
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:28,649
If I'd known Celeste
was traveling with you,
336
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:31,360
I would have gotten
her one, as well.
337
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,070
So...
338
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,156
Sorry, did you just say my
mother is on this train?
339
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,243
1042.
340
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,577
Redirect.
341
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,787
What?
342
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,247
Sandy Springs?
343
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,082
Redirect.
344
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,250
What's happening?
345
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,669
Deep in my heart, I am warrior.
346
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,212
Sorry, wha...
347
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,840
1042.
348
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,675
What?
349
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:55,926
Celeste.
350
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:59,179
She's in the dining car
at this very moment.
351
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,098
Were you not aware?
352
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,725
I was not.
353
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,686
Hey.
354
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,854
My fucking mother
is on this train.
355
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,106
Whoa, you curse? So
what are the rules?
356
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,399
Did you say your mom?
357
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,028
Father.
358
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,779
Sister.
359
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,388
Mother.
360
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,308
Hello, Elizabeth.
361
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,565
Oh, shit.
362
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,109
I see you're still running
around with rodeo clowns.
363
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,277
Yeah, hi.
364
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,653
It's awesome to see
you, too, Celeste.
365
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,197
What are you doing here?
366
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,615
Following you, of course.
367
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,408
Why... why are you following me?
368
00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:03,952
Why did you decide,
after nearly a decade
369
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:07,373
of unremarkable convent life,
to suddenly pack your bags
370
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,458
and travel to the
United Kingdom?
371
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,668
The question, Mother...
372
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:11,877
He's
trying to get by
373
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,420
or something. Why
don't we just sit down?
374
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,673
Sit down, sit down.
375
00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,174
Excuse me, excuse me.
376
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:25,432
The question is, Mother, how
you even knew I was here.
377
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,559
I run the most
successful security firm
378
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,728
in the Western United States.
379
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,897
Of course I'm going to keep tabs
380
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,817
on my daughter's whereabouts,
especially when she's booking
381
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,695
international travel
to a hot zone.
382
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,154
Yeah. So you're
still doing this.
383
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,948
What is a hot zone?
384
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,991
Hot zones are areas
where my quarry
385
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,243
is most likely to hide.
386
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,328
For the millionth time,
he is dead, Mother.
387
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:47,871
- Dead and gone.
- No.
388
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:49,248
He is not dead.
389
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:51,875
Your father is very much alive.
390
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:55,254
He is alive, and laughing
at everyone he duped.
391
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:59,466
But he did not dupe me.
392
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,635
And to pull off what he did,
393
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:04,847
to maintain a
lifestyle in exile,
394
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:09,268
he would require an accomplice
of extraordinary skill,
395
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,020
and someone above reproach.
396
00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,063
Like a nun.
397
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,148
You think I became a nun
398
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,358
so I could help
Dad fake his death?
399
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,902
Why else would you become a nun?
400
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,030
For what it's worth,
I don't blame you
401
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:23,824
for however he convinced
you to help him hide.
402
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,410
You always saw the
best in people,
403
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,871
even when they gave
you every reason
404
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:33,917
to see how unworthy of
that trust they were.
405
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,544
It became somewhat of a pattern.
406
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,421
I am not hiding him.
407
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,715
Everyone's hiding
something, Elizabeth.
408
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,385
Like a loaded crossbow
in a secret workshop?
409
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,724
I warned you not to go in there.
410
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,476
And I'm warning you
to stay away from us.
411
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,311
Dad's gone.
412
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,021
He died right in front of me.
413
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:56,273
It was horrible.
414
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:58,901
Do what I did,
Mother. Move on.
415
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,571
As you wish.
416
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,531
Wishes are for little girls.
417
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,657
Don't.
418
00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,912
Now arriving at
Courrour Station.
419
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,163
Now that you know
that I am here,
420
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,415
there is no way that you
are leading me to him,
421
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:16,335
so I'll be going.
422
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:20,673
But you should know I
don't move on, Elizabeth.
423
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,550
I move towards.
424
00:22:28,807 --> 00:22:30,891
You want to talk about it?
425
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,142
Yeah.
426
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:34,144
Just not with you.
427
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,398
No, take your time.
428
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,110
We still have, like, three
hours before we get to...
429
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,245
Well, we're here.
430
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,291
Meat pies! Meat pies!
431
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:07,428
Nappies! Nappies! Get
your nappies here!
432
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,221
No toilet breaks!
433
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:12,850
Extra-absorbent
nappies for big boys!
434
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:14,476
Is that man selling diapers?
435
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,978
Pure, concentrated coffee balls.
436
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:20,190
Don't fall asleep,
get them here cheap.
437
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,191
All right, whatever.
438
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,234
Coffee balls.
439
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,237
All would-be kings,
440
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,948
the contest shall
commence in two minutes!
441
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,951
What the fuck?
442
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:32,077
Contest?
443
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:37,583
That's him.
444
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,376
That's Apron Man. And
that must be Clara.
445
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,295
See the red hair?
446
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,672
Oh, shit.
447
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:46,592
Do we just go up to
her, or...
448
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,011
At the sound of the ram's horn,
449
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:51,638
any contender without a helmet
450
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:55,184
will be eliminated.
451
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,144
What's up? What are you doing?
452
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:59,021
I'm gonna get a helmet,
or I'll get eliminated.
453
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:01,190
- Eliminated from what?
- Whatever he's doing.
454
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,275
Look, the Apron Man is
joining the contest.
455
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,360
So I'm gonna join the contest,
456
00:24:04,361 --> 00:24:05,694
find out what he knows.
457
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:06,945
We needed him to
lead us to Clara.
458
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,405
- That's Clara.
- Yes, exactly.
459
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,907
You follow Clara, I follow him.
460
00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,284
All right? I got this.
461
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,119
You got what?
462
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,204
Wiley!
463
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,543
Hey. Wiley. Good to meet you.
464
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:03,753
Okay.
465
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:09,009
Get ready, gents.
466
00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:14,722
Five, four,
467
00:25:14,723 --> 00:25:18,393
three, two...
468
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:28,485
Does somebody know what
the fuck we're doing?
469
00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:33,574
What the... what the fuck
are we doing, though?
470
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,701
Are we doing... are we...
where... Are we being chased?
471
00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:53,344
What the fuck?
472
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:09,545
Behold, Excalibur!
473
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:23,726
Those not connected
to the sacred blade
474
00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:26,186
are hereby eliminated.
475
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:29,398
Leave the field of battle now!
476
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,567
Unworthy!
477
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,318
Unworthy!
478
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:41,319
Unworthy!
479
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,041
Friends.
480
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:50,377
Roughly four times a century,
481
00:27:50,378 --> 00:27:53,547
the Sun, Moon, and Venus
482
00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:57,092
align in a celestial syzygy.
483
00:27:57,093 --> 00:28:00,679
One such syzygy
occurred the very day
484
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,931
a young man named Arthur
485
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:06,268
pulled the sword of
destiny from a stone,
486
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:10,064
proving himself
the one true king.
487
00:28:10,065 --> 00:28:14,693
For any man who has
failed, fallen short,
488
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,488
or disappointed,
now is your chance
489
00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:20,824
for glorious redemption.
490
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:23,827
Here, in this sacred place,
491
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:26,955
you can at last learn the truth.
492
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:31,168
Are you worthy?
493
00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:35,255
For the one amongst
you strong enough,
494
00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:39,093
brave enough, worthy enough
495
00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:41,929
to hold your hand upon the blade
496
00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:44,390
longer than the rest,
497
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:48,560
oh, the glory and
honor you will carry
498
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,896
for the rest of your days!
499
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:54,817
A handsome cash prize,
not to mention...
500
00:28:56,903 --> 00:29:00,864
Free neeps and tatties for life
501
00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:04,201
at McNaughton's
Savoury Restaurants.
502
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:07,037
The rules are simple.
503
00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:10,499
Keep one hand upon the
blade at all times.
504
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:14,920
If you let go, you are unworthy.
505
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,339
But should you be the last one
506
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:21,176
with your hand upon
that sacred steel,
507
00:29:21,177 --> 00:29:26,515
there can be no doubt
that you are the...
508
00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:28,392
One true king!
509
00:29:28,393 --> 00:29:36,393
One true king!
510
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:44,075
The contest has begun!
511
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,666
The crier will now make
the official count.
512
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,128
Well.
513
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:41,840
Just go...
514
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:52,851
Crier, do we have the count?
515
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:56,313
How many souls on the sword?
516
00:30:56,314 --> 00:31:00,901
We have 47 souls, sir!
517
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:07,991
46 souls, sir.
518
00:31:22,340 --> 00:31:28,220
Two hours on the sword, and
still 46 brave souls left.
519
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,140
Call for you, sir.
520
00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:35,269
From the lady on the perimeter.
521
00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,771
The nun, sir.
522
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:44,945
Wiley? Test, test.
523
00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:48,490
Oh my God. I can't
believe this works.
524
00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:50,492
Any progress with Apron Man?
525
00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:53,537
Uh...
526
00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:54,372
negative.
527
00:31:54,373 --> 00:31:56,290
I am playing it cool.
528
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,083
What about Red?
529
00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,501
Found the hotel where
she's staying in.
530
00:31:59,502 --> 00:32:01,503
So she checked in
under the name Celeste.
531
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:03,464
Weird. That's your mom's name.
532
00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:05,382
I mean, Mathilde. Mathilde.
533
00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:06,884
She checked in under
the name Mathilde.
534
00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:08,510
I followed her... that was not
a Freudian slip, by the way.
535
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:09,762
I'm not even thinking
about my mom.
536
00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,180
Obviously.
537
00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:12,723
I followed Mathilde,
which is an alias,
538
00:32:12,724 --> 00:32:14,641
because she's clearly
Clara, to a bank.
539
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:15,893
And it looks like
she's a banker,
540
00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:18,437
which is, like, the
opposite of my mother.
541
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:19,730
Do you wanna talk
about your mom?
542
00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:22,399
No, and why are you not
talking to Apron Guy?
543
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,194
Because I'm biding my time.
544
00:32:25,195 --> 00:32:26,904
You know, it's
starting to feel like
545
00:32:26,905 --> 00:32:28,280
you don't care about him at all
546
00:32:28,281 --> 00:32:31,241
and you're just here
for the dumb sword game.
547
00:32:31,242 --> 00:32:32,618
All right. You want
me to talk to him?
548
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:35,746
Fine.
549
00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:38,916
Hey!
550
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:41,251
Oh, excuse me.
551
00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:43,128
Hey, my man. In the apron.
552
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,672
Sorry. Excuse me.
553
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,465
I'm gonna squeeze
by. Don't mind me.
554
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,841
I'm just going to... sorry, man.
555
00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:49,760
I'm talking to my friend here.
556
00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,303
What's up?
557
00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:53,847
Saw you talking to a
redhead earlier, you dog.
558
00:32:53,848 --> 00:32:55,140
Is that your wife?
559
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,183
Fuck off!
560
00:32:59,437 --> 00:33:01,647
Sorry.
561
00:33:05,276 --> 00:33:06,735
If you're looking
to get him to talk,
562
00:33:06,736 --> 00:33:07,945
half a day on the sword,
563
00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,405
and any man will be
singing like a songbird.
564
00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:10,948
Trust me. You'll see.
565
00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:18,122
♪ Ally bally, ally bally bee ♪
566
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:21,750
♪ Sitting on your
mammy's knee ♪
567
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:25,045
♪ Greeting for another bawbee ♪
568
00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:28,382
♪ To buy mair Coulter's candy ♪
569
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:35,389
♪ Greeting for another bawbee,
to buy mair Coulter's candy ♪
570
00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,809
- ♪ Ally bally, ally bally be ♪
- [screams]
571
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:42,312
♪ When you grow up,
you'll go off to sea ♪
572
00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:45,941
♪ Mammy hand me
my thrifty doon ♪
573
00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:49,737
♪ Here's old Coulter
coming roon ♪
574
00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:52,698
♪ With a basket on his croon ♪
575
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:56,535
♪ Selling Coulter's candy ♪
576
00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:05,210
Oh, will you stop that piping?
577
00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:17,723
Oh, crap.
578
00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:19,391
You, out!
579
00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:26,231
♪ Greeting for a wee bawbee ♪
580
00:34:27,692 --> 00:34:30,402
♪ When you grow up,
you'll go to sea ♪
581
00:34:32,947 --> 00:34:35,115
I need you to try
again with Apron Man.
582
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,200
I was searching
Mathilde's room...
583
00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:37,201
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
584
00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:38,327
You broke into her room?
585
00:34:38,328 --> 00:34:39,411
I mean, I picked the lock.
586
00:34:39,412 --> 00:34:40,704
I pick locks.
587
00:34:40,705 --> 00:34:42,206
Yeah, that doesn't
seem very nun-like.
588
00:34:42,207 --> 00:34:43,540
Dummy, focus.
589
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:44,917
I was going through
Clara's...
590
00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:47,878
Mathilde's suitcase, and
I saw she packed a wetsuit
591
00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:51,423
and like, those water socks
with the individual toes.
592
00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:53,217
Anyway, I need you to get
whatever intel you can
593
00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:54,385
from Apron Man,
594
00:34:54,386 --> 00:34:55,719
because I think
Mathilde is planning
595
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,847
on bringing the Grail
to a body of water,
596
00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:01,684
which isn't exactly specific
considering, you know,
597
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:04,436
we are surrounded
by ocean and lakes.
598
00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:06,397
Lochs. They're called lochs.
599
00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:08,273
But not the kind you pick.
600
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:10,359
- You okay?
601
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,902
- Yeah.
- You sound goofy.
602
00:35:11,903 --> 00:35:12,945
I'm not goofy.
603
00:35:12,946 --> 00:35:15,197
Just... yeah, it's my legs.
604
00:35:15,198 --> 00:35:17,574
My feet. It's just,
they're killing me.
605
00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:19,994
Hang on. I'm sending
you something.
606
00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:34,883
Careful.
607
00:35:34,884 --> 00:35:36,511
From the lady.
608
00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:42,433
Where do you get these?
609
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,476
Uh, Mrs. Davis
gave them to me.
610
00:35:44,477 --> 00:35:45,728
She said they were
for my former...
611
00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,438
My... my traveling companion.
612
00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:49,815
Ew! Fuck that. I
don't want these.
613
00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,317
Can... can you talk to
Apron Man about water?
614
00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,736
I need to know where
Clara's headed.
615
00:35:53,737 --> 00:35:55,487
Don't worry, okay? I got this.
616
00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:04,496
Did you see that?
617
00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:05,497
No, what?
618
00:36:07,125 --> 00:36:10,210
18 hours on the sword!
619
00:36:24,976 --> 00:36:28,312
19 hours on the sword!
620
00:36:28,313 --> 00:36:31,315
21 hours on the sword!
621
00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:33,567
Are you worthy?
622
00:36:36,529 --> 00:36:39,073
22 hours on the sword!
623
00:36:39,074 --> 00:36:41,200
23 hours on the sword!
624
00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:44,495
19 souls left.
625
00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:54,630
I can't feel my legs!
626
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:57,800
Oh, God! I can't feel my legs!
627
00:37:06,101 --> 00:37:09,603
Screw it.
628
00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:15,567
And that's 24
hours on the sword.
629
00:37:20,031 --> 00:37:21,323
No!
630
00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:26,871
Call for you, sir.
631
00:37:30,959 --> 00:37:32,460
Talk to me.
632
00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:36,213
Hello, my son.
633
00:37:40,343 --> 00:37:43,887
I was just wondering
if you could tell me...
634
00:37:43,888 --> 00:37:47,558
where did you get
those incredible shoes?
635
00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:50,477
From your mom!
636
00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:54,273
From your mom, Father.
637
00:38:07,746 --> 00:38:10,581
Do you know what it's like
638
00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:16,211
to love a woman so deeply...
639
00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:21,091
and yet remain completely
invisible to her?
640
00:38:22,927 --> 00:38:25,304
I do know what that's like.
641
00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:28,807
I've been put out to pasture,
642
00:38:28,808 --> 00:38:33,854
removed from my position.
643
00:38:33,855 --> 00:38:37,775
But if I can just keep my hand
644
00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:42,613
on this bloody
blade long enough,
645
00:38:42,614 --> 00:38:47,409
she'll see what a
mistake she's made
646
00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:50,537
and take me back.
647
00:38:52,290 --> 00:38:54,500
And she,
648
00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:59,922
this woman who sacked you,
649
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:03,592
she's out at the lake right now?
650
00:39:03,593 --> 00:39:05,886
- The loch.
- Right.
651
00:39:05,887 --> 00:39:12,309
And what loch is it, again?
652
00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:14,478
Even though I already know.
653
00:39:14,479 --> 00:39:17,773
It's the Loch
Drumellie, of course.
654
00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:21,610
It's the one with big
trees that do this.
655
00:39:32,997 --> 00:39:34,707
Oh, bother.
656
00:39:53,184 --> 00:39:54,768
Loch of Drumellie.
657
00:39:54,769 --> 00:39:56,854
There's been a lot of activity
around the bank in town.
658
00:39:56,855 --> 00:39:58,897
These women in pantsuits,
coming and going.
659
00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:01,275
I think they're preparing
for some kind of transfer,
660
00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:02,484
since tonight is the syzygy.
661
00:40:02,485 --> 00:40:04,361
Mm. Transfer. I get it.
662
00:40:04,362 --> 00:40:05,362
Because they're bankers.
663
00:40:05,363 --> 00:40:06,405
What? No.
664
00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:07,781
A transfer of the Grail,
665
00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:10,617
which is happening at
the Loch of Drumellie.
666
00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:13,121
So come on, let's
go. I got us bikes.
667
00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,081
I'm staying.
668
00:40:16,082 --> 00:40:17,374
What?
669
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,625
I can win this thing.
670
00:40:18,626 --> 00:40:20,377
I knew it.
671
00:40:20,378 --> 00:40:22,004
This... this was never about
you helping me with Apron Man.
672
00:40:22,005 --> 00:40:23,255
He's out, and you're still here.
673
00:40:23,256 --> 00:40:25,466
For what? For what?
Free neeps and tatties?
674
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:28,802
No, I'm still here, Lizzie,
because I am the one true king,
675
00:40:28,803 --> 00:40:30,929
and that horned fuck over there
676
00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:34,767
is the only thing standing
between me and my destiny.
677
00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,728
You know what? You
do your destiny, pal.
678
00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:39,688
I am going after the Grail.
679
00:42:39,851 --> 00:42:41,560
Holy shit.
680
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:56,325
I didn't think you'd be
stupid enough to show up.
681
00:42:56,326 --> 00:42:58,410
In this ridiculous
costume, no less.
682
00:42:58,411 --> 00:43:00,245
Okay, it's not a
costume. It's, um...
683
00:43:00,246 --> 00:43:02,122
My Frilly told me you called.
684
00:43:02,123 --> 00:43:04,500
You better not be
making trouble, Clara.
685
00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:06,085
Okay, whoa. We are...
686
00:43:06,086 --> 00:43:07,920
We are really in the weeds here.
687
00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:12,174
Okay, let's just start with...
688
00:43:17,889 --> 00:43:20,307
Oh, shit.
689
00:43:24,771 --> 00:43:26,730
Oh, thank God.
690
00:43:26,731 --> 00:43:28,857
Oi, Mathilde!
691
00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:33,612
- Mathilde?
- Come on ahead.
692
00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:46,291
You cannot win.
693
00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:48,669
You're beaten.
694
00:43:48,670 --> 00:43:51,463
Just let go.
695
00:43:51,464 --> 00:43:53,716
Never!
696
00:43:53,717 --> 00:43:58,470
Why are you doing this?
697
00:44:00,932 --> 00:44:02,975
There is a storm on the horizon.
698
00:44:02,976 --> 00:44:04,393
Take cover.
699
00:44:04,394 --> 00:44:07,312
Rain's a-coming.
Get your umbrellas.
700
00:44:07,313 --> 00:44:10,357
Wiley! Hey, I need a can.
701
00:44:10,358 --> 00:44:12,317
I wouldn't distract the
contestants, milady.
702
00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:14,528
- Not with only two left.
- Who's left?
703
00:44:14,529 --> 00:44:17,656
The one they call Horns,
and your man with the Wings.
704
00:44:17,657 --> 00:44:18,991
My man with the what?
705
00:44:18,992 --> 00:44:20,701
Wings, milady.
706
00:44:20,702 --> 00:44:22,786
Wings.
707
00:44:22,787 --> 00:44:24,997
Oh, he is a man of great honor.
708
00:44:24,998 --> 00:44:26,707
This is why I chose
him as my liege.
709
00:44:26,708 --> 00:44:29,001
And also why I gave you
all those free calls.
710
00:44:41,097 --> 00:44:42,848
Motherfucker.
711
00:44:42,849 --> 00:44:44,850
Milady!
712
00:44:48,563 --> 00:44:50,898
Attention, spectator!
713
00:44:50,899 --> 00:44:55,611
You are not authorized to
enter the contest area!
714
00:44:55,612 --> 00:44:57,654
Hey!
715
00:44:57,655 --> 00:44:59,698
Lizzie, I don't think
you can come up here.
716
00:44:59,699 --> 00:45:00,949
Lizzie, I don't think...
717
00:45:00,950 --> 00:45:02,201
You have Wings?
718
00:45:02,202 --> 00:45:03,869
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Why?
719
00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:04,912
- Wait!
- Why?
720
00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:06,038
Will you just take it easy?
721
00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:07,873
Why do you have Wings?
722
00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:09,083
It's complicated.
723
00:45:09,084 --> 00:45:10,167
- Are you working for Her?
- Oh, God.
724
00:45:10,168 --> 00:45:11,460
Lizzie, please.
725
00:45:11,461 --> 00:45:13,712
You said you hated Her,
but you have Wings!
726
00:45:13,713 --> 00:45:15,464
I do hate Her!
727
00:45:15,465 --> 00:45:17,007
You liar.
728
00:45:17,008 --> 00:45:18,425
You do whatever She
tells you to do!
729
00:45:18,426 --> 00:45:19,885
That... that's the
only way to get them!
730
00:45:19,886 --> 00:45:23,806
That's not the only way.
731
00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:28,102
What is that?
732
00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:33,899
It's an expiration date.
733
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:36,735
When you get one, She...
734
00:45:36,736 --> 00:45:41,240
The Algorithm, It gives
you automatic Wings.
735
00:45:41,241 --> 00:45:44,159
It's a shortcut. No quests.
736
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,661
All you have to do
is turn yourself in
737
00:45:45,662 --> 00:45:47,663
when your time comes.
738
00:45:47,664 --> 00:45:49,665
Turn yourself in
when your time's up?
739
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:53,419
What, you... do you mean die?
740
00:45:56,089 --> 00:45:59,091
Wiley, why would you
do something like that?
741
00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:03,595
Because...
742
00:46:03,596 --> 00:46:07,016
I wanted people to look at
me and see that I mattered.
743
00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:09,518
That I was worthy of my boots.
744
00:46:12,105 --> 00:46:15,941
That's why you won't
let go.
745
00:46:15,942 --> 00:46:18,527
Get fucked!
746
00:46:18,528 --> 00:46:21,780
What the fuck are you
even doing here, man?
747
00:46:21,781 --> 00:46:23,198
You horny fuck!
748
00:46:23,199 --> 00:46:25,284
Good luck trying to get
me off, motherfucker!
749
00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:28,495
Because this time, I'm
riding you, Jezebull!
750
00:46:28,496 --> 00:46:31,165
Oh, shit.
751
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:34,585
This is about the rodeo.
752
00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:38,172
For courage.
753
00:46:41,926 --> 00:46:43,427
See you in a couple of minutes.
754
00:46:43,428 --> 00:46:44,720
Wiley...
755
00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:03,822
Three, two, one...
756
00:47:18,171 --> 00:47:20,130
Coward!
757
00:47:20,131 --> 00:47:28,131
Coward!
758
00:47:31,434 --> 00:47:33,018
I'll never forget
how you looked at me
759
00:47:33,019 --> 00:47:34,687
after I got off that bull.
760
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:37,064
It was like the
light in your eyes,
761
00:47:37,065 --> 00:47:40,360
the light for me, just went out.
762
00:47:44,030 --> 00:47:48,200
Just tell me the truth.
763
00:47:48,201 --> 00:47:51,036
That was when you stopped
loving me, wasn't it?
764
00:47:51,037 --> 00:47:53,622
That day, in that instant.
765
00:47:53,623 --> 00:47:57,876
Because you saw me
for what I really am.
766
00:47:57,877 --> 00:47:59,712
A coward.
767
00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:01,588
Okay, okay, okay.
768
00:48:03,133 --> 00:48:04,341
No more secrets.
769
00:48:04,342 --> 00:48:05,843
See you in a couple minutes.
770
00:48:05,844 --> 00:48:07,052
Wiley...
771
00:48:08,805 --> 00:48:10,556
I was helpless.
772
00:48:10,557 --> 00:48:12,182
In an instant, you were
getting on that monster,
773
00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:15,436
and I knew I couldn't stop you.
774
00:48:15,437 --> 00:48:17,688
I knew there wasn't going
to be Alaska anymore.
775
00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:20,357
There wasn't going
to be you anymore,
776
00:48:20,358 --> 00:48:22,735
because you were gonna die.
777
00:48:22,736 --> 00:48:27,197
So I did what I'd only ever
seen other people do...
778
00:48:27,198 --> 00:48:28,240
Please save him,
779
00:48:28,241 --> 00:48:30,409
please save him,
please save him.
780
00:48:30,410 --> 00:48:34,413
I put my hands
together, and I prayed.
781
00:48:34,414 --> 00:48:36,332
What?
782
00:48:38,209 --> 00:48:41,378
I was willing to do anything.
783
00:48:41,379 --> 00:48:44,256
"Please save him," I said.
784
00:48:44,257 --> 00:48:46,091
Please save him,
please save him,
785
00:48:46,092 --> 00:48:48,427
please save him.
786
00:48:48,428 --> 00:48:51,305
♪ They can't see you ♪
787
00:48:51,306 --> 00:48:55,142
And then I wasn't at
the rodeo anymore.
788
00:48:55,143 --> 00:48:56,935
I was somewhere else.
789
00:48:58,730 --> 00:49:00,606
A restaurant.
790
00:49:00,607 --> 00:49:02,608
I didn't understand,
but somehow,
791
00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:04,777
I... I knew I wasn't dreaming.
792
00:49:04,778 --> 00:49:09,114
I knew that it was
really happening.
793
00:49:11,659 --> 00:49:12,619
Then I saw him.
794
00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:17,956
♪ Anyone, anyone ♪
795
00:49:17,957 --> 00:49:21,043
And it didn't matter that
up until that very second,
796
00:49:21,044 --> 00:49:22,378
I didn't believe in him.
797
00:49:22,379 --> 00:49:25,464
I just knew who he was.
798
00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:26,507
♪ Anyone ♪
799
00:49:26,508 --> 00:49:29,009
♪ For the ones ♪
800
00:49:29,010 --> 00:49:31,220
♪ Who pity me ♪
801
00:49:31,221 --> 00:49:32,805
And he fed me.
802
00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:38,394
♪ Anyone ♪
803
00:49:38,395 --> 00:49:40,813
♪ 'Cause they
just don't know ♪
804
00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:42,439
♪ Anyone ♪
805
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:46,068
♪ Oh, they don't know what
happiness and love can be ♪
806
00:49:46,069 --> 00:49:49,738
It was love at first sight.
807
00:49:49,739 --> 00:49:52,157
Undeniable.
808
00:49:52,158 --> 00:49:54,993
Absolute.
809
00:49:54,994 --> 00:49:56,495
Forever.
810
00:49:56,496 --> 00:49:59,248
♪ I know to ever let you go ♪
811
00:49:59,249 --> 00:50:01,417
♪ Oh, is more ♪
812
00:50:01,418 --> 00:50:03,168
♪ Than I ♪
813
00:50:03,169 --> 00:50:05,337
You're right.
814
00:50:05,338 --> 00:50:07,840
Everything did change that day.
815
00:50:07,841 --> 00:50:09,174
In an instant.
816
00:50:11,094 --> 00:50:14,555
♪ Who knows what love is ♪
817
00:50:14,556 --> 00:50:15,848
Wiley, you didn't
get off that bull
818
00:50:15,849 --> 00:50:18,017
because you were a
coward.
819
00:50:18,018 --> 00:50:21,145
You did it because I asked
him to save you, and he did!
820
00:50:24,983 --> 00:50:26,150
You went to a restaurant?
821
00:50:26,151 --> 00:50:29,194
Yes.
822
00:50:29,195 --> 00:50:30,821
You ate there?
823
00:50:30,822 --> 00:50:32,239
Falafel.
824
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,615
And this isn't like, a metaphor.
825
00:50:33,616 --> 00:50:36,243
This is... this is actual.
This is like, a real place.
826
00:50:36,244 --> 00:50:39,329
It is as real as it gets, man.
827
00:50:39,330 --> 00:50:43,375
And uh, this guy...
828
00:50:43,376 --> 00:50:45,252
He is who I think he is?
829
00:50:45,253 --> 00:50:46,754
Yes.
830
00:50:46,755 --> 00:50:49,548
And look, I wanted to tell
you, to help you move on.
831
00:50:49,549 --> 00:50:52,509
But I... I didn't
think you'd believe me.
832
00:50:52,510 --> 00:50:55,262
You didn't think I would believe
833
00:50:55,263 --> 00:50:58,557
that on the worst
day of my life,
834
00:50:58,558 --> 00:51:01,518
you teleported to a restaurant
835
00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:06,023
and met... fell in love with...
836
00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:07,900
- The Messiah...
- I...
837
00:51:07,901 --> 00:51:10,527
And he...
he fed you falafel.
838
00:51:10,528 --> 00:51:12,404
It was really good.
839
00:51:12,405 --> 00:51:13,864
I mean, I always wondered
840
00:51:13,865 --> 00:51:15,282
if there was someone
else, Lizzie.
841
00:51:15,283 --> 00:51:16,742
But I really didn't anticipate
842
00:51:16,743 --> 00:51:19,370
I lost out to the
King of fucking Kings.
843
00:51:19,371 --> 00:51:21,830
To Jesus?
844
00:51:21,831 --> 00:51:22,998
To Jesus goddamn Christ?
845
00:51:22,999 --> 00:51:25,751
That's not... Don't
say it like that.
846
00:51:25,752 --> 00:51:27,961
Don't blaspheme your husband?
847
00:51:27,962 --> 00:51:30,673
I can't call your husband... the
guy that stole my girlfriend...
848
00:51:30,674 --> 00:51:35,135
I can't call him Jesus
motherfucking goddamn Christ?
849
00:51:35,136 --> 00:51:38,889
Fuck you, Jesus fucking
goddamn motherfucking Christ!
850
00:51:49,693 --> 00:51:54,279
Am I dead?
851
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,241
No such luck, idiot.
852
00:51:57,242 --> 00:52:00,285
Did I win?
853
00:52:00,286 --> 00:52:01,662
They gave you a pin.
854
00:52:01,663 --> 00:52:04,206
So yeah.
855
00:52:04,207 --> 00:52:06,792
Congrats. You are worthy.
856
00:52:06,793 --> 00:52:09,795
Yay.
857
00:52:09,796 --> 00:52:11,130
Got to take him now, sister.
858
00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:12,798
Can I ride with him?
859
00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:15,509
I'm afraid only patients
allowed in the back.
860
00:52:15,510 --> 00:52:18,804
Wiley, I saw the Grail.
861
00:52:18,805 --> 00:52:20,305
The women, those
bankers. They have it.
862
00:52:20,306 --> 00:52:22,808
We're so close.
863
00:52:22,809 --> 00:52:24,435
With all due respect, Lizzie,
864
00:52:24,436 --> 00:52:27,479
I don't give a shit
about the Holy Grail.
865
00:52:29,315 --> 00:52:30,566
You sure about that?
866
00:52:33,987 --> 00:52:37,906
I've never been more sure of
anything in my entire life.
867
00:53:19,532 --> 00:53:20,492
You know where we
can find the lad
868
00:53:20,493 --> 00:53:21,700
that was struck by lightning?
869
00:53:21,701 --> 00:53:25,371
Uh, the other ambulance
just took him.
870
00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:26,497
What other ambulance?
871
00:53:39,594 --> 00:53:43,305
All right, my son.
872
00:53:43,306 --> 00:53:48,018
Now that we've finally got
some time to ourselves...
873
00:53:48,019 --> 00:53:49,895
I'm looking forward
874
00:53:49,896 --> 00:53:52,648
to discussing where
you got those shoes.
875
00:53:52,649 --> 00:53:56,402
What the... oh, shit. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait...