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Last season on Landmass.

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Oil and gas industry make $3 billion a
day in pure profit. But before any of

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that money is made, you've got to secure
the rights and lock up the surface.

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We don't fuck with our product. We don't
fuck with yours.

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Oh, goody. My day begins.

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I need this problem to go away, Tommy. I
wouldn't want to have your job this

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week. Shit, you wouldn't want to have my
job any week. I learned all I need

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about geology.

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I don't want to teach this shit. I want
to be a landman.

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Where's the rest of your crew?

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Cooper got hurt. Why are you with him?

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Always got to make it about you.

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Oh, yeah, that's what I'm doing. Who's
the best litigation firm in Midland?

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First one to hire Shepard Hastings wins.

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You're the attorney.

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I'm that easy to spot, huh?

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Wasn't difficult.

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Should I be there?

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You're their mother, so if you feel like
you ought to be here, you probably

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should count.

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Your sister's following in the
footsteps.

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She's going to tech.

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I'm sure all the sororities are beside
themselves with joy.

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And you did a very good job describing
you're on I didn't plan on meeting my

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crew members widow and fucking falling
in love Take me to the hospital if you

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need something then you call myself not
here to make a new vice president of

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operations You owe me a lot of money

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We're the last bear you want to poke but
the world's a better

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place if we are friends

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This fucking is up.

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No breakfast?

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I'm not much of a breakfast eater.

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Most important meal of the day?

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You think so?

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Well, that's what they say.

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Who's they?

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I don't know. Whoever says these things.

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I'll tell you who they is. It's
Kellogg's and General Mills and whoever

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them shitty little frozen round waffles.
That's who it is.

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Eggo, I think. Eggo, exactly, which is
owned by Kellogg's.

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The people that tell us that breakfast
is the most important meal of the day

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the sons of bitches that make the stuff.

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You think our ancestors had breakfast?

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You think cavemen sat around a fucking
fire eating waffles? No.

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I guarantee you. I mean, if they ate
breakfast at all, it was probably bone

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marrow and an impala they dried out over
a fire. But I guarantee you they didn't

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have cornflakes.

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You sure you want more coffee?

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You don't sell cigarettes?

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Not since the 90s.

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You don't have any secret stash back
there for emergencies?

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If they do, they don't tell me.

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Well, I tell you what.

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See if there's a busboy back there that
might want to go on a scavenger hunt.

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Because I guarantee you, that shit right
there ain't going to get me through on

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Monday. There you go.

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Anything but menthol or those little
skinny ones.

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Long drive.

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Big day.

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Yeah? What makes it big?

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I'll tell you if I'm right.

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Tell me anyway.

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I'll tell you if I'm right.

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Cooper.

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It's not the way this is supposed to
work.

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She fires love, knocks you out of your
shoes, and there's nothing that you can

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do.

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In a hotel room on St. Vincent Street,
the walls repeat

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hopes and dreams.

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There's a change of control clause in
our contract.

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There's been no change of control.

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Well, he's fucking dead, Tommy, and now
his wife runs the company. That's the

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very definition of change of control.

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I run the company. She owns it, and she
owned it before.

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She's listed in the partnership.

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That's her fucking signature next to his
on your contract.

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I was promoted from senior vice
president to president by the same

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that you signed with. That's a chain of
progression, not a change in control.

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But if you want to fight about it,
lawyer up, big boy. Let's go.

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Tommy, goddammit, it's a half -billion
-dollar field.

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And I had these garbage terms crammed
down my throat by Monty, and I could eat

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those terms with Monty because I knew he
would deliver. But now what?

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I'm supposed to sit on the shit paper
and let his trophy wife try to pull

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permits from the fucking railroad
commission?

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You think Monty ever pulled a fucking
permit in his life?

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Every dime you ever made with Monty, I
pumped it out of the ground, and that

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don't change.

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I'm 17 wells in on the workovers. I'm
cleared to drill six on the new field

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fucking week. You want me to send
everybody home while you try to weasel a

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renegotiation out of my best friend's
wife?

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Knock yourself out. I'll shut the whole
fucking thing down tomorrow.

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Where do you want me to send the $110
million bill?

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God damn it. You have no play except to
trust me or buy them back. Oh, you're

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going to sell me my own leases now? They
ain't your fucking leases, Danny.

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They're mine until I recoup. Plus 100.
Just read the fucking contract.

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You might be worse than Monty. You say
that like it's a bad thing.

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Monty made you plenty rich, and I'm
going to make you richer.

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Y 'all want a drink?

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Oh, I'm good, babe. Thank you.

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Whiskey double.

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Preference on whiskey?

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I couldn't care less, honey.

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Just relax and trust me.

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Are we trusting each other now?

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Well, if making money is the go, we
better.

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Tommy.

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Is this a little bit below your pay
grade, Bob?

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Well, M -Tex holds $3 billion in leases.
I don't think that's below anyone's pay

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grade. What are you going to do with the
gas fields in Kilgore? Oh, that's

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pretty far down my list. East Texas
ain't my game.

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It's not a question of if there's gas.
Oh, I know. The fields are good.

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I just don't want to go out there.

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Mosquitoes are some big -dang -fuck -a
-turkey flat -footed.

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Well, we can spare you the trouble.

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I'll give you $300 for them.

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Well, they're worth $600 at least.

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Five, maybe, if they were producing. You
just said they'll produce.

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Well, will is the key word. You've got
to drill them first, and you just said

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you don't want to. I spent most of my
life doing shit I don't want to do.

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$350. What is this, a fucking test? I
know what they're worth.

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$400 and they're yours.

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All of our contract drafted in two to
three days.

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Buy bug spray.

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Anything else you're looking to unload?

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I've got some leases over in Louisiana I
can do without.

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You got geothermal, permit, surface
locked up? Bundled and ready to go.

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You mail it over?

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I'll do it first thing.

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All right. Everyone's real curious what
she has to say.

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I'm pretty curious myself.

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I'm assuming you know the sharks of a
circle.

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Yeah, and they leave a pretty big
weight.

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Monty was a gambler who thrived on his
intuition.

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That can't be replicated.

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It can't be taught.

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We're in a boom.

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She should sell.

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Pay capital gains, you'd still be a
billionaire.

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I don't disagree with you.

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Rooms don't come tougher.

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If she doesn't win it, banks are calling
notes, things worth ten cents on the

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dollar.

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Yeah, well, she's tougher than you think
she is.

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She better be.

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Talk later.

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All right.

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He had me at Four Seasons. He wants to
leave tonight.

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Oh, he wants to leave now.

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As soon as his lunch is over.

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Um, okay.

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This will work.

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You trust him. To do what?

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I don't know.

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I mean, he's 62 years old.

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If he tries something I won't do, I'll
kick the shit out of him.

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But I doubt he'll come up with something
I won't try.

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My man is going to get the blowjob of
his.

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Life. On the flight.

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And I'm coming home with a condo in
Dallas and a Bentley Continental.

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What?

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Oh, the divorce doctor convention is one
hotel over.

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It's a young woman's game here.

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No offense.

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I'm still offended.

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That's life in the Serengeti.

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Thank you.

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I needed this.

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You

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know

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what you're saying?

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I wrote a speech, but I'm not sure
that's what I'm going to say.

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Well, you better figure it out fast.

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That's your luncheon.

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We have a half billion dollars in debt
service.

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And the president of every bank that's
holding that paper, they're in that

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And they're looking for any excuse to
pull it.

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We have $700 million worth of leases and
loan outs that money's debt effectively

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nullified. So you better convince them
that you're strong, that you're tough,

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that you don't take any shit.

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Not going bankrupt is your motivation.

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Well that's where men and women differ,
Tommy.

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Fear alone doesn't motivate us.

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We need something else.

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Well you better find it.

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I've recently heard this room referred
to as the Serengeti.

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Many of you are hunters.

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You satiate your primal need for
conquest by playing the only game in

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where the other team doesn't know it's
playing.

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My husband never hunted.

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He saw no need.

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The Permian was his savanna, and you
were his sport.

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I called this luncheon so I could
introduce myself to each of you, squash

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rumors, and offer you a warning.

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I'm a hunter, too.

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And like my husband, I don't use a
rifle.

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We are entering the largest energy boom
of this century.

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For those of you coasting on your
royalties, I must point out,

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that while you sunburn on the beach in
Tulum, I will be underbidding your lease

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offers, cornering pipeline supplies, and
buying your bad debt.

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Underestimating me is how I buy you out.

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Now, I have no speech on the futures of
energy or my commitment to

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innovative approaches on drilling.

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Or philanthropy or any of that other
bullshit you guys like to spew at these

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things.

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I'm the largest independent oil producer
in the region.

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The only difference between me and money
is I'm meaner.

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Test me and you'll find out how much.

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Enjoy your lunch.

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I paid for it with your fucking money.

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What motivated that?

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Canceling that little bitch's vacation.

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No great reward, no heaven high or hell
Your

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past is a memory soon to be Left to fade
in time

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Your future just a fever dream A
construct

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of your mind Trade your water

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What's our depth?

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5 ,800.

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You should be in it.

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You'll know we're in it when that
pressure valve starts singing.

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Hey, you're in it.

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Back it up, back it up.

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Numbers, numbers.

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I'll get them.

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Come on, give me the fucking numbers.

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Cooper, god damn it, boy. Let me shut
this down and start circulating that you

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want it filling out all over the fucking
ground.

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I'd say buy a lottery ticket, but you
don't need one.

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What's our gas kicking at?

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How's 6 ,200 units sound?

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Oh shit.

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Ariana!

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Ariana!

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Ariana!

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You forget I got a baby?

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I gotta show you something.

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Hey, Marty!

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Where we at?

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We're running these chokes wide open.

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This bitch is flowing.

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Oh.

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Excuse me, ma 'am.

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A lot of standing water right now. But
the oil ratio's high.

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Real high.

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Over 20 % and it's rising fast.

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Ain't a lot of shit in this one.

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Sorry, ma 'am.

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I did it again.

248
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,200
I'm used to it and guilty of it. No
apology necessary.

249
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:13,500
Well, that's a pretty big smile.

250
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:15,140
I got a pretty big reason.

251
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,400
Elvio never used to get this excited
about drilling.

252
00:20:19,860 --> 00:20:20,860
We never own the well.

253
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:23,140
This is ours.

254
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,340
It's ours. It's going to pay for itself
in two months, and it pays us.

255
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,420
Congratulations, kid. Thank you.

256
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,400
Well, I'm proud of you, mi amor.

257
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,060
I don't think she understands.

258
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,280
No, she don't.

259
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:39,400
Hey, when we level off, where do you
think we'll be at? I mean, it's hard to

260
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,900
say, but be conservative.

261
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:42,780
500?

262
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:50,220
500 barrels a day, every day for the
next two years, before we even put a

263
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:50,779
on it.

264
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:51,780
Is that a lot?

265
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:59,300
Well, bull opened at 78 .23 times 5,
that's 39 ,000 and

266
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,960
change a day, every day.

267
00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,900
75 % of that's ours.

268
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:09,820
29 ,000 a day, 880 ,000 a month.

269
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,960
Ten million dollars a year.

270
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,760
It's ours.

271
00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:17,800
Hey, look at that.

272
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,299
See that?

273
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,300
Yeah.

274
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,580
That's the next one.

275
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,200
So, this is the dream.

276
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This is the dream.

277
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,640
We did it.

278
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,120
We did it for you.

279
00:21:55,080 --> 00:22:01,520
It's like a present wrapped in elephant.

280
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,740
You know exactly what the hell you're
getting.

281
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,160
Look at this big old horned frog.

282
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,140
I think it's actually a toad. It's a
horny toad.

283
00:22:12,389 --> 00:22:13,990
Well, it's actually a lizard, baby.

284
00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:18,030
If you diminish counts or ask, that's
one of the trickier things she'll throw

285
00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:19,030
you.

286
00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:22,690
Well, why do they call them frogs if
they're actually lizards?

287
00:22:23,290 --> 00:22:24,290
I don't know, baby.

288
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,950
I mean, why do they call a buffalo a
bison?

289
00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:28,470
What's a bison?

290
00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,030
It's a buffalo.

291
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:32,170
If it's not a buffalo, it's a bison.

292
00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:36,290
You don't think she's going to ask me
about buffalo, do you? I don't know,

293
00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:40,450
I mean, it's Colorado's mascot, and
every mascot from the Big 12 could be on

294
00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:44,080
table. Okay, well, I'll tell her I'm not
majoring in zoology, so I haven't

295
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,080
really studied the math.

296
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,560
Good thinking, baby.

297
00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:08,400
29 in your ACT.

298
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,420
That test was hard.

299
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:14,500
I was relieved to do so good on it. I
wouldn't say good. I would say

300
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,220
I thought it was good.

301
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:17,580
It's fine.

302
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:23,680
Top ten percent of your class at Aledo?
And that's a big school.

303
00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:25,400
Graduating from Aledo in May?

304
00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:27,440
No, I'm studying abroad now.

305
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,100
Europe? Midland.

306
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,400
Ah.

307
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,640
And what precipitated such a life
-altering move?

308
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,180
Precipitated.

309
00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:40,800
Yes. It hasn't rained since I moved
there.

310
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,220
Why did you move there?

311
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:47,740
My parents got back together, and my
father lives there.

312
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,760
Oil business?

313
00:23:50,060 --> 00:23:50,999
Yes, ma 'am.

314
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,160
No interest in tech?

315
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,820
Well, I was accepted to tech, but I just
feel I need a fresh start.

316
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:04,520
Seems like you've been given priority
walk -on status with the cheerleading

317
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,520
corps.

318
00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:07,730
Were you going to cheer for Tech?

319
00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:12,590
Well, I was just going there for my
boyfriend, who scored a 17 on his ACT,

320
00:24:12,590 --> 00:24:14,050
off to junior college for him and
Kilgore.

321
00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:18,010
And my daddy won't let me go east of I
-35 unless it's a shop in Dallas.

322
00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:22,050
Not that I would go to junior college
for a boy. If he was playing at a junior

323
00:24:22,050 --> 00:24:26,370
college in the Maldives, I wouldn't go.
None of that is what I asked you. I

324
00:24:26,370 --> 00:24:29,150
asked why you weren't cheering for Tech,
but you are cheering for TCU.

325
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,490
TCU doesn't have a policy against
cheerleaders dating athletes.

326
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,080
And that was an issue for you? Very
much.

327
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:43,880
Would you like me to explain my position
on the subject? I would

328
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,420
be fascinated to hear your position on
the subject.

329
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:52,240
Well, it seems detrimental to really
humanity in general that a university

330
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:56,360
try to keep the prettiest girls from
dating the tallest, most athletic boys

331
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,550
could then get married and make babies
that are like... really, really pretty

332
00:24:59,550 --> 00:25:02,350
and athletic, like even more athletic
than their parents.

333
00:25:03,450 --> 00:25:08,230
It's like if you breed a lab to a
sheepdog, you have, well, I don't know

334
00:25:08,230 --> 00:25:11,230
you have, but you don't have a lab and
you don't have a sheepdog. But if you

335
00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:14,650
take two really, really good looking
labs, like from the wild rose kennel at

336
00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:19,910
Dallas gun club, then the puppies will
be like super retrievers. And I just

337
00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:22,930
think that we're wasting a real
opportunity with these restrictive

338
00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:26,050
I'm sorry.

339
00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:32,170
I'm really, really nervous. And I feel
like this interview is getting away from

340
00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:33,170
me here.

341
00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:35,110
I really want to go here.

342
00:25:36,610 --> 00:25:38,270
And I already ordered my uniform.

343
00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:40,710
And the training sweats.

344
00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:42,010
And the cover -up.

345
00:25:42,650 --> 00:25:44,930
But not the white ones. It's the purple
ones.

346
00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:48,130
With, like, the cute little horned frog
in white above the pocket.

347
00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:51,010
Which isn't a frog at all. It's a
lizard.

348
00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:57,750
Could I have a tissue?

349
00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:04,130
Thank you.

350
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,690
Hybrid vigor.

351
00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:14,370
What did you call me? When two different
breeds of a species procreate, the

352
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:17,130
offspring possesses the strongest traits
from both breeds.

353
00:26:18,090 --> 00:26:21,710
Shattering your argument for the baby
factory of quarterbacks and

354
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:26,370
which is easily the most offensive and
elitist statement ever uttered in this

355
00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:30,650
office. So offensive, Ainsley, I am
finding it difficult to fully articulate

356
00:26:30,650 --> 00:26:32,730
shock and utter disgust.

357
00:26:33,590 --> 00:26:35,850
That doesn't sound good. It's not good.

358
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:41,970
If it were in my power to deny you
acceptance to this university, I would

359
00:26:41,970 --> 00:26:45,070
with an enthusiasm professors in our
psychology department might wish to

360
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:51,350
However... As a priority walk -on, you
must only meet the minimum requirements,

361
00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:53,190
which sadly you do, to gain acceptance.

362
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:56,870
Your application does not go before the
admissions board, where I would have

363
00:26:56,870 --> 00:27:02,410
taken great joy expounding on all the
ways you are an abysmal candidate for

364
00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:06,690
university. You're using a lot of words
I don't fully understand. I'm doing it

365
00:27:06,690 --> 00:27:07,690
on purpose.

366
00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:10,950
Thank you. Now that you have satisfied
your in -person interview, your

367
00:27:10,950 --> 00:27:13,710
acceptance letter will be mailed in the
next seven to ten days. You must

368
00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:15,130
register for freshman orientation. Wait,
I got in?

369
00:27:15,810 --> 00:27:16,810
I got in?

370
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,920
And it has a stereo function.

371
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,440
Oh, my God. What are you doing? I'm a
hugger. Let's not.

372
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:23,020
Oh, my God.

373
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:30,440
Now I smell like the beach in Gardenias.
It's Hermes. They sell it at Neiman's.

374
00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:31,540
But don't buy it.

375
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:35,640
I'm going to bring you some on Teacher
Appreciation Day. I know you're not a

376
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,600
teacher, but I'm going to bring you some
anyways.

377
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,820
Thank you, Gretel. Greta.

378
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:44,800
Like it says on the door and on the
plaque right in front of you.

379
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,100
It does say that.

380
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:50,190
That's a good gift, too. Not for you.
You already have one.

381
00:27:50,990 --> 00:27:52,130
Thank you, Greta.

382
00:27:56,090 --> 00:28:03,050
Back off of there!

383
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:04,830
Of course you did, baby!

384
00:28:06,170 --> 00:28:07,730
That interview was tough.

385
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,350
Oh, my little dove.

386
00:28:09,570 --> 00:28:12,510
Honey, never doubt yourself about
anything.

387
00:28:13,530 --> 00:28:15,750
Even the things you have no chance of
accomplishing?

388
00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:22,730
Whether I bake a pie or I get someone to
bake a pie for me, I've got pie either

389
00:28:22,730 --> 00:28:24,370
way. You understand?

390
00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:26,250
I think so.

391
00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:29,250
Make what you can make in life and have
others make the rest.

392
00:28:30,270 --> 00:28:31,610
That's what you like, baby.

393
00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:34,810
Can't wait to live with you.

394
00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,050
The day is coming, baby doll.

395
00:28:37,270 --> 00:28:38,770
The day is coming.

396
00:28:50,879 --> 00:28:52,260
Went well, I think.

397
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,200
And now comes the real test.

398
00:28:55,580 --> 00:29:00,020
And when they call, and they will call,
don't even listen to the pitch. Tell

399
00:29:00,020 --> 00:29:01,020
them to call me.

400
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:07,020
And then when they start selling, just
interrupt them. Say, let me stop you

401
00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:08,080
right there. Call Tommy.

402
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,140
Well, I'm not going to learn anything if
I keep deferring to you.

403
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,360
Monty burned a lot of people, Kimmy.

404
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:17,960
He wasn't dishonest, but he was
ruthless. Now the whole world's going to

405
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,960
gunning for you.

406
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,450
All the bad d***. are coming your way
and the good ones will come to me.

407
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:28,130
This is my son. Do you care?

408
00:29:30,830 --> 00:29:32,250
Hey, bud. Is everything all right?

409
00:29:32,650 --> 00:29:33,650
Hey, I need to see you.

410
00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:35,330
What happened?

411
00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:37,010
Something good.

412
00:29:37,190 --> 00:29:39,570
For God's sake, please don't tell me
she's pregnant.

413
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:41,330
Not that I know of.

414
00:29:41,870 --> 00:29:45,410
Well, son, that's one of those kind of
things I'd rather you be certain about.

415
00:29:46,470 --> 00:29:47,470
She's not pregnant.

416
00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:49,690
Well, good.

417
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:51,800
I need to talk about business.

418
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:55,180
Well, I'm flying back from Fort Worth
right now. Just come over to the house.

419
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,760
Dad, that involves having dinner with my
mother and... Cooper, just come to the

420
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,480
damn house. I'll be there in an hour,
all right?

421
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:09,180
I swear, if I told that boy the sun was
shining, he'd argue that it was the

422
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:10,180
moon.

423
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,460
Gee, I wonder where he got that from.

424
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,800
You did real good today, Cammie.

425
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,200
Monty would be proud.

426
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:46,260
We got Ag Trust on Friday. Thank you,
Tommy.

427
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:51,460
I'm a horned frog.

428
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:52,920
Well, I'll be a dog.

429
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,900
Look at our little horny toes.

430
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,960
Well, congratulations, baby. Good job.
I'm glad you passed up that public

431
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,960
in -state tuition.

432
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,559
Be proud.

433
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,900
I am proud, but I was already proud when
it was half the price.

434
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:22,420
We got everyone?

435
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,440
Yeah, we're good to go, bud.

436
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,100
When are you headed back?

437
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,440
Friday. I'm coming with you. Do y 'all
want any snacks?

438
00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:36,740
No, baby, we're good.

439
00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,200
I need to hire a realtor.

440
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,520
There's pistachios.

441
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:40,720
No, thank you.

442
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,760
We're good.

443
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,060
What do we need a realtor for?

444
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,700
Do you really think I'm going to stay in
Midland while our daughter is at

445
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:47,280
college all alone in some strange city?

446
00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:49,800
Strange city? Hell, honey, she was
raised here.

447
00:31:50,020 --> 00:31:52,680
I'm sorry. You're under the impression
that we're having a discussion about

448
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,860
this. I will live by my baby.

449
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,000
All right. Hire a goddamn realtor.

450
00:31:57,530 --> 00:32:01,410
Is it too much to ask that you don't
bankrupt me again with some fucking

451
00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:03,070
that we can't afford and don't need?

452
00:32:03,310 --> 00:32:05,730
I didn't bankrupt you the first time,
number one.

453
00:32:06,850 --> 00:32:12,870
Number two, you are president of an oil
company.

454
00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:16,150
It's time you started living like it.

455
00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:20,170
We're on a fucking Gulf Stream. I am
living like it. Yeah, I mean, we're

456
00:32:20,170 --> 00:32:21,950
back to our fucking frat house in
Midland.

457
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,690
Do I have to wear a seatbelt?

458
00:32:24,030 --> 00:32:25,850
Yes, baby, you have to wear a seatbelt.

459
00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:26,919
Mm -mm.

460
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,180
All that shit stopped the minute she got
accepted to TCU.

461
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,900
In four years, she'll graduate.

462
00:32:33,260 --> 00:32:35,220
She'll get married and move away.

463
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,740
Next thing you know, I'm a grandmother
with tits hanging down to her stomach.

464
00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:43,260
And I'm all alone. All you do is work.

465
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,560
I'm definitely going to have to start
drinking again.

466
00:33:57,290 --> 00:33:58,290
Time for supper.

467
00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:01,330
It ain't set yet.

468
00:34:03,070 --> 00:34:04,710
Dinner's at 6 .30, T .L.

469
00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:07,670
I know what time supper is.

470
00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:14,270
And it already set this time yesterday.

471
00:34:15,550 --> 00:34:17,870
Two things you'll find interesting,
Denise.

472
00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:24,510
Until the 21st of June, the sun's going
to set a little later every day.

473
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,900
I could explain to you why, but I doubt
you'd understand.

474
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:36,260
The other thing that's interesting is
I'm in control of none of it.

475
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,540
The sun sets when it sets.

476
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:43,820
And I'm going to sit here and fucking
watch it.

477
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,679
Theo, I need you to remain in your seat
if you are going to be outside.

478
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,659
Well, I guess you better call the
sheriff, Denise.

479
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,040
T .L.

480
00:34:58,420 --> 00:34:59,420
T .L.

481
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,660
Thomas, I need you to sit down. I don't
want to tell you again.

482
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:05,100
You're ruining it!

483
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:26,800
See you tomorrow.

484
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,540
Whenever you're ready, TL.

485
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,300
You're chariot away.

486
00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:35,020
No rush.

487
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,500
I'm ready.

488
00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:51,740
So, we got a call from memory care in
Amarillo.

489
00:35:56,230 --> 00:35:57,610
Dorothy passed, Tia.

490
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,170
She, uh, she took her afternoon nap.

491
00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:10,250
Just didn't wake up.

492
00:36:16,930 --> 00:36:19,950
I recommend you find a way to die quick,
Hank.

493
00:36:21,370 --> 00:36:23,310
Just dying a little bit every day.

494
00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:26,190
I'm real sorry.

495
00:36:27,690 --> 00:36:29,030
This isn't a better place.

496
00:36:29,550 --> 00:36:32,110
I'm sure you'll see her again.

497
00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:35,590
If I do, that means I'm in hell too.

498
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,800
You have got to take a shower.

499
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,340
Took a shower this morning.

500
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,180
That was nine hours ago.

501
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:36,900
Deodorant, baby.

502
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,260
I mean, how's your little senorita put
up with that?

503
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,920
I don't think that's appropriate at all
to say.

504
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,560
What?

505
00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:44,780
Senorita?

506
00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:49,840
That is Spanish for young woman night.
Is she not a young woman?

507
00:37:50,549 --> 00:37:54,770
That is an accurate description, yes,
but there is a hint of cultural

508
00:37:54,770 --> 00:37:57,070
appropriation when one is not of that
culture.

509
00:37:57,290 --> 00:38:00,590
Looks like I have an in -house camp in
the fucking house. You're on the wrong

510
00:38:00,590 --> 00:38:02,550
side of the calendar for that
conversation.

511
00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:04,050
Follow me?

512
00:38:04,370 --> 00:38:05,970
I am getting that, yes.

513
00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:11,430
I swear to God, her cycle is reversed
every 28 days. She's normal.

514
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:12,690
I heard that.

515
00:38:15,690 --> 00:38:16,690
Yay!

516
00:38:19,950 --> 00:38:20,950
Thank you.

517
00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:22,830
You look great.

518
00:38:23,350 --> 00:38:25,790
He likes my outfit. You look real cute,
honey.

519
00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:28,930
What happened to Tech? Well, she's our
little horny toad now.

520
00:38:29,490 --> 00:38:30,490
True words.

521
00:38:31,090 --> 00:38:32,450
You somehow got uglier.

522
00:38:35,290 --> 00:38:36,930
Did you swallow soup, kid?

523
00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:40,010
Oh, that's your Adam's apple.

524
00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:43,150
Isn't it cute how they tease?

525
00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:45,130
Oh, yes, ma 'am. It's adorable.

526
00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:47,570
Pretty sure they aren't teasing.

527
00:38:47,810 --> 00:38:49,350
Oh, no, they fucking hate each other.

528
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:57,000
Dinner is a little rushed, but I did go
by Central Market and they had, are you

529
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
ready for this?

530
00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,000
White truffle.

531
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,660
Can you believe that?

532
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:05,380
Is that like the chocolate?

533
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:10,260
No, not a chocolate. It's like a root or
a fungus or something.

534
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:14,760
It's a mushroom that grows underground
and you have to hunt it with dogs.

535
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:16,620
That's what we're having for dinner?

536
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,180
Well, we're having cacio e pepe.

537
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:25,830
which is a pasta with black pepper,
Parmesan Reggiano, and shaved white

538
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,110
truffle.

539
00:39:28,650 --> 00:39:29,549
No sauce?

540
00:39:29,550 --> 00:39:33,710
Well, not a sauce in the way that you're
thinking, but the melted butter. Well,

541
00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:36,450
I can't have butter, Mama. You can have
a little butter. I'm literally in

542
00:39:36,450 --> 00:39:40,510
training. You've been a cheerleader for
six hours. You can have some butter. I'm

543
00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:43,090
not even supposed to have carbs. You can
work it off in the morning.

544
00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:47,370
If you ever notice the closer she gets
to her period, the more complicated the

545
00:39:47,370 --> 00:39:48,370
dinner dishes become.

546
00:39:48,970 --> 00:39:53,090
So you just pointed it out. I swear to
God, if aliens came down here and

547
00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:56,770
us up and put us in zoos, those little
fucking spacemen could watch this shit

548
00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:57,729
for hours.

549
00:39:57,730 --> 00:40:01,410
Like we watch gorillas eat fruit and
pick their asses and swing around on

550
00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:04,990
They could watch women argue all fucking
day. Excuse me.

551
00:40:05,310 --> 00:40:07,710
I mean, I'm right here listening to you.

552
00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:10,410
Here, it's what we're not doing. Any of
this shit.

553
00:40:11,070 --> 00:40:12,070
Okay?

554
00:40:12,470 --> 00:40:14,330
Our baby is going to college.

555
00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:19,820
All right, and we are going to toast her
and eat exactly what I put in front of

556
00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:23,740
you. Those little aliens won't need a
zoo to see the tantrum mom about the

557
00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:25,040
throat because they'll see it from
fucking sight.

558
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,280
Everyone got me?

559
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,700
Cacio e Pepe.

560
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:33,280
Not Spaghetti Dale. With shaved wax
truffle on top.

561
00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:38,600
At $2 ,800 fucking dollars, the truffle
is not optional. You're shitting me.

562
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:40,380
For a mushroom?

563
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:42,960
Thank you.

564
00:40:44,780 --> 00:40:45,780
Mm -hmm.

565
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,360
There we go.

566
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,680
Thank you.

567
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,200
Give me about $600 worth. Mm -hmm.

568
00:40:59,220 --> 00:41:00,220
What about mine?

569
00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,760
None for the baby, because your palates
are too sensitive.

570
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,160
When you're older, baby.

571
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,400
Care to bless it?

572
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,040
Sure, I'd be happy to, honey.

573
00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:11,780
Oh, God, I'm wet.

574
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,320
Dear Lord.

575
00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:21,780
Please, I beg you to grant us patience.

576
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,920
And that's about it.

577
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,020
Amen. Amen.

578
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:35,540
Mix it together, Dale, so the truffle
emulsifies with the sauce.

579
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,040
I said there was no sauce.

580
00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:38,600
I said it's not a traditional sauce.

581
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,120
Understood.

582
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,480
Mix them.

583
00:41:42,860 --> 00:41:44,660
I was thinking of using Stephen Rich.

584
00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,380
What do you think?

585
00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:47,980
A real estate broker?

586
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:49,620
We're buying a house in Fort Worth.

587
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,300
Thank you, Jesus.

588
00:41:52,580 --> 00:41:54,080
Honey, Stephen does ranches.

589
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:57,260
If he can find a ranch, he can find a
five -bedroom house in Miravista.

590
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,840
What the hell do we need with five
bedrooms?

591
00:42:00,220 --> 00:42:02,420
What about when Cooper and Ainsley come
home for the holidays?

592
00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:05,000
And Cooper has his little baby now.

593
00:42:05,260 --> 00:42:06,118
Not my baby.

594
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,000
Well, I doubt you're leaving the fucking
thing at home, so it needs a room. And

595
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,660
what about when Ainsley has children?

596
00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:12,240
I mean, doing the math.

597
00:42:12,670 --> 00:42:13,950
I don't think five bedrooms is enough.

598
00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:19,230
Honey, I don't think home purchases
should be committed to during the

599
00:42:19,230 --> 00:42:20,430
arc of your cycle.

600
00:42:26,550 --> 00:42:32,710
What are

601
00:42:32,710 --> 00:42:34,990
you saying, honey?

602
00:42:35,330 --> 00:42:39,130
That I'm incapable of making decisions
when I'm on my period?

603
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,960
While millions of years of evolution
have played out in the perfect cleansing

604
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,640
my womb in preparation for your
Neanderthal sperm.

605
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:54,080
There we go. That I somehow lose the
ability to think clearly during the week

606
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,800
this miracle unfolding?

607
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,240
Huh? That I'm somehow so mentally
compromised?

608
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:03,180
I never said that. What do you think
I'll do?

609
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,440
Huh?

610
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,620
Something crazy?

611
00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:11,450
Like take your plate away and throw it
against the fucking wall? You can have

612
00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:12,428
plate. Oh, can I?

613
00:43:12,430 --> 00:43:14,110
Yeah. Oh, thank you, Tommy.

614
00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:19,210
That is so... Something like this?

615
00:43:21,510 --> 00:43:23,070
Huh? Like that?

616
00:43:23,730 --> 00:43:27,590
Remember the tantrum I fucking promised
you?

617
00:43:27,830 --> 00:43:28,830
Well, here it is.

618
00:43:31,310 --> 00:43:33,030
I'll call you tomorrow, Dad. Okay,
sounds good.

619
00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:34,570
Bye, Mom.

620
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:57,900
This is going to sound really
inappropriate, but with you sweating

621
00:43:58,020 --> 00:44:03,200
before you kill me, I just want to say
your tits look great in that little tiny

622
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,200
bra.

623
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:10,040
I just thought I'd let you know.

624
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,580
How do you manage to say the only thing?

625
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:25,500
It's a gift.

626
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,240
Mm -hmm.

627
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:52,660
Well, it's quite the mess to clean up.

628
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,520
You say that like I'm the one fucking
cleaning it.

629
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,420
A $2 ,800 mushroom.

630
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:06,860
It's not a mushroom.

631
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:10,580
It's a delicacy.

632
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,700
And I was so close to tasting it.

633
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,580
I got another one you can taste after
you clean all this shit up.

634
00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:25,820
Honey, why don't we just skip the crazy
and go right to the sex we both know

635
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:28,300
we're going to have after the crazy?
Where's the fun in that?

636
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,100
Well, then it's just all fun, see?

637
00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:34,480
We just do the fun part.

638
00:45:39,580 --> 00:45:42,860
Here's some of the stuff in your pipe
and smoke when you have some free time.

639
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,840
You think the pattern is my hormones
going wonky before my period.

640
00:45:50,490 --> 00:45:52,250
which causes me to act irrationally.

641
00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:55,590
Yes, I have noticed that better.

642
00:45:57,390 --> 00:46:02,710
I can't control my hormones, but you can
control pointing them out to me.

643
00:46:05,070 --> 00:46:07,450
You ever ponder that, Mr. Oil President?

644
00:46:10,930 --> 00:46:14,190
Well, that's a fresh perspective I had
not considered.

645
00:46:17,690 --> 00:46:18,690
So...

646
00:46:20,270 --> 00:46:23,430
It's my fault when you start throwing
shit against the wall.

647
00:46:25,650 --> 00:46:26,650
Every...

648
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,040
Okay. Yeah.

649
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,340
By all means, take your fucking time.

650
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,120
No, I'll call him in a minute.

651
00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:10,420
All right. All right, thank you.

652
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,000
You don't ever answer the phone when I'm
kissing you.

653
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,100
Somebody better have died.

654
00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:18,060
Yeah, somebody did.

655
00:47:42,140 --> 00:47:44,040
Righty. I'm done.

656
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:48,860
My mother.

657
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:19,800
be sad so is everything that's true