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Liberty, this is the control room.
Enter position.
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We circle the Moon
in two minutes.
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Received.
Pay attention to signal shadow.
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Received. 7-10 plus VGX.
Landing possibility is optimal.
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Landing vector approved.
Initiates phase 3.
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Initiate the landing.
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We are approaching landing coordinates,
Delta VGC-7-3-11.
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It looks fine.
Landing vector optimal.
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Hit the surface in 12, 11...
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...10, 9, 8, 7...
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...6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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-Out with the banners.
-Is it now necessary?
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YES SHE CAN
RE-ELECTION 2018
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The -�er has landed, baby.
-Keep that fool away from the channel.
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One small step for a human...
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One small step for a human...
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One small step for a human...
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One small step for a human being.
A little...
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One small step for a man,
a big...
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Damn it!
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Take care, Neil Armstrong.
Another great quote.
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-Shut up and help me up.
-Calm now. Come see.
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-I have you.
-Come on.
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No, wait. Stay.
Like this.
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-Now stop getting hurt.
-Yes, thank you.
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What should I do now?
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Plant the flag over there by the rocks.
We'll be there in 15 minutes.
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Yes, well seen.
No problem. I can do that.
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There you are, little flag.
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Hold on tight, those pants are tight.
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It's stuck.
It won't...
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Damn...
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There are large quantities of helium-3.
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-The radiation is stronger here.
-You disappear...
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Pay attention to signal shadow.
Adjust frequency...
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That's a damn lie!
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You, San!
Why are you fooling around over there?
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Weren't you supposed to take pictures of me?
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-Washington, have you...
-What did you say, Houston?
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Washington, it's helium-3.
It's a helium-3 mine.
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Come over here.
There is something you must see.
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No, Sanders!
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�oh, God!
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Houston!
Big problems. Get me away.
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I must be on acid...
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Sieg Heil, monthly youth leader
Renate Richter.
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Hail Hitler.
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Sows and girls, sit down.
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Dieter, don't you know
where are you going to put the butt?
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Miss Richter,
after the manager's 65th birthday
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- sounds the regulated national salute
"Heil Kortzfleisch".
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You are an exemplary bitch.
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Today we start with the most
non-native of all languages.
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A language that we regret
is needed to be able to-
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-when we come back to them,
who need our help.
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In English now.
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Where do we come from?
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- Siegfried!
- The earth.
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Yes, but more precisely.
Gertrude?
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Germany.
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When did we leave?
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- Br�nhilde!
-1945.
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-Where did we go?
-To the back of the Moon.
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Great.
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-N... Who is it?
-Capitalists.
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-And here?
-Bolsheviks.
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-And the rest?
-Subhumans.
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And, my dear little... What do we say,
when we return to Earth-
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-when the poor, hungry children-
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-the uneducated,
unloved, naked rebels-
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-approaching us, gentlemen?
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When we step out of the spaceship
with our love-
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-our wisdom, our kindness?
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-What do we say, dear little one?
- We come in peace!
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Pay attention! Singing class!
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- Hail Hitler.
-Hitler!
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-What is it, Mr. Adler?
-A spy from Earth.
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I have captured him myself.
He is probably the leader of the support squad.
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Mr. Adler!
Must it be... a joke?
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Godfather in the shed!
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-What the hell are you?
- Show some respect.
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Washington, James.
No? None at all?
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Don't you watch the news?
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"What the hell am I?"
What the hell are you?
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You look like something
who must not attend the carnival.
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00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:45,500
What should you imagine?
N�, Prince Harry.
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Mr. Adler?
After all, they speak English.
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-What did he say?
-What should you do for a drink?
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I'm dry as hell.
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"The Dictator" by Charlie Chaplin.
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It is one of the world's
most famous short films
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- there in just ten minutes
illustrates his desire to
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-that the whole world will one day lie down
in the Driver's wise and gentle hands.
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-Any questions?
- I have a question. My darling.
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Mr. Adler.
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In my classroom we stick together
to a purely formal form of indictment.
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What do we owe
so clean from this visit
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- Mr. intelligence dissemination colonel
Adler?
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We have apprehended an earthling.
We need your expertise.
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00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:06,958
- I have said...
-What does it say in the canteen?
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- Sauerkraut, I think.
-Again?
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- That can't be right.
-Hello! Sauerkraut.
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I love a good sauerkraut.
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And Kindergarten. I loved
kindergarten. I was the best.
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00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:31,500
And Volkswagen, right?
Fahrvergn�gen.
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Those are German words.
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It's a bit as if we too�
speak German where I come from.
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You will regret it,
white boys.
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Grab him!
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Don't shoot!
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00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:38,708
It is about a Negro male.
He is unarmed, but perhaps biting.
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What does he look like?
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00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,958
Where does he come from?
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What is he wearing?
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And what do I look like?
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As the English say...
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Very good.
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How do I get out?
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Thank you, little lady.
Continue to have a good day.
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No, Mr. Subhuman.
It's the airlock. No!
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No!
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00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:15,333
You better
cover yourself up a bit.
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Everything okay?
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Klaus, don't shoot.
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Better leave it at that.
Look at me.
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I know many
powerful people.
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I know the president of the United States.
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if you shoot me
are you really doing shit in it.
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Do you know the president?
for the United States of America?
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For him
to dr. Richter's laboratory.
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Thanks bro.
We'll talk, honey.
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-What kind of device is it?
- No idea. I'm just a model.
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-A model of a citizen?
- No, fashion model.
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Are you blind or what?
I'm really nice.
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Are you part of the support troops
before the invasion?
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The invasion?
You must be on acid.
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What does your assignment consist of?
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I just do
what I get paid for.
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What kind of device is it?
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It's my dead smart mobile phone.
And computer.
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That's not a computer.
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This is a computer.
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No, man.
It's an old story, bro.
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Stupid niggers.
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- It's pure bullshit.
- It may be a dialect.
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- It's probably in the skin color.
-His brain is not made like ours.
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We'd better open his skull
and measure the brain.
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00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:38,833
No, I want to know
why he is here.
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I give you 24 hours,
Mr. Doctor.
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00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:48,625
Otherwise, I am forced to take one
age-old, death-safe remedy in use.
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Pain.
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Ridiculous.
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A homo terrestrial.
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Yes, I'm on your side.
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Nietzsche has attitude.
He has a stick so far up his ass-
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-that he doesn't know if he should shit
or turn left.
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00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:25,125
Have the thing
a cell phone, Doc?
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00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:33,042
Just check
the crazy little scientist.
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00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:34,917
Look at him.
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He is completely up to driving.
Like Mickey Mouse on drugs.
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He just keeps going.
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Hello, baby Mengele.
I don't like this.
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You're not coming in here
with it, right?
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00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:16,000
Try not to play dumb. It was yours
thinking of sending those idiots to the moon.
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Disaster!
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I would like to counter,
Madam President, but it was your idea.
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That was my brilliant idea, if that
succeeded. Now that's your stupid id�.
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You are not here because of your stupidity
ideas, but because of your handiwork.
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You've messed up.
I need a miracle.
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Get me a miracle.
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00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:56,042
How should the two astronauts
on the moon actually get me re-elected?
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We haven't been to the moon in 50 years.
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One was black.
I thought it would look good.
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00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:06,958
-How?
-As I said, one was black.
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Think of the chances we missed
then with the town boy Allen Powell.
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-Colin Powell.
- It was close.
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-Where are you going?
-Go to the UN and look after my work.
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-What should I do?
- Go ahead, Madam President.
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Yes, good to see.
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00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:35,375
Here I come, you devils.
You devils!
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-Mr. Adler!
- Just say Klaus.
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- May I come in?
-Of course.
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I come to talk to you…
about our association.
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-Is it a marriage proposal?
- We don't need to get married.
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00:22:28,833 --> 00:22:33,917
I have just received the confirmation
from the department for breed hygiene.
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00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:41,500
-Our rematch is at 97%.
-How romantic.
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00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:46,875
Science requires,
that our bodies unite.
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We are selected...
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...to bestow upon the people
complete descendants.
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What see�
with my scientific work?
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00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:03,667
Have a nice day, Renate...
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00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:10,000
...want all of this
belong to us.
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00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:15,958
But first I have to get behind enemy lines
on Earth and conquer it from within.
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00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:19,917
Wolfgang, the old fat man,
stand in the way of my plans.
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00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,500
He stands in the way
for the final victory.
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00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:27,042
The two of us have a colossal responsibility.
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00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:30,458
Your place, Renate-
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-is by my side.
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What a �re.
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00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:43,250
Renate...
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00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:50,417
Let us march side by side.
Lock me in your nest.
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fan loud!
the joints firmly connected!
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00:23:57,750 --> 00:24:01,042
Mr. Adler... Klaus.
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00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:14,208
Here...
You should explore it.
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00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:20,542
I have made a seal on page 65.
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00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,917
Thank you.
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00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:33,750
HANDBOOK
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00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:55,625
Gentlemen,
the warship G�tterd�mmerung!
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00:24:55,708 --> 00:25:01,292
Our flagship to force the Earth
in kn�, has been 40 years in the making.
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00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:05,958
A dream for our...
fantastic Drivers.
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00:25:06,042 --> 00:25:11,000
But until now, unfortunately, only a dream.
Until today.
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00:25:11,083 --> 00:25:15,125
-Mr. doctor!
- Pointed ears.
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00:25:17,042 --> 00:25:20,500
This insignificant device,
gentlemen-
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00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:26,583
-is a thousand times more powerful than ours
largest national computer together.
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00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:30,375
I have produced this cable-
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00:25:30,458 --> 00:25:35,375
-that must connect this device
with our main computer.
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00:25:35,458 --> 00:25:40,750
I call it
an endless systematic link.
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Abbreviated USB.
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00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,583
That should probably get it started.
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00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:51,750
Finally, my lords.
G�tterd�mmerung comes into the air.
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Yes.
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00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:49,667
They saw it.
You saw it with your own eyes.
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00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:55,292
I beg you, my Leader.
Let me come back to Earth.
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00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:58,167
Let me get more devices.
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00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:01,583
No one yet
returned from Earth.
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00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:05,625
I'll be back.
We have no choice-
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-if we want an invasion
from Earth in the fore�bet.
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Thanks. I thought
my eardrums had to burst.
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It was so little.
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may i ask
what's your name?
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Washington. James Washington.
And you?
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00:27:56,833 --> 00:28:02,250
Renate Richter. It makes me happy
to meet you, Washington.
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James Washington.
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- I'm a geologist.
- Sorry, what?
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00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:16,208
-An expert on planet Earth.
- Well, I've never heard of that.
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00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:20,208
- It is very important.
- I would like to think so.
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00:28:20,292 --> 00:28:24,458
Tell me, Miss Geologist.
Have you been to Earth?
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00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,292
No.
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00:28:27,375 --> 00:28:31,250
But we have sent
flying saucers.
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Spaceships.
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00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:36,458
It is a very dangerous mission.
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00:28:36,542 --> 00:28:39,417
No one has returned.
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00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:45,167
How do you survive
in that misery?
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Do you mean what my job is?
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I am a model.
246
00:28:52,542 --> 00:28:56,375
-A model of what?
-Why do you ask about it?
247
00:28:56,458 --> 00:29:03,875
I am a model. I smile and show
the washboard, and people take pictures.
248
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:08,833
-Why are they taking pictures of you?
- Because I'm hot.
249
00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:13,417
You think so, don't you?
Don't you?
250
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:24,667
I have no idea
what your temperature is.
251
00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:31,333
What's wrong with your skin?
252
00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:35,417
Completely honest. You have to
have met a brother before?
253
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:42,625
-No. I am an only child.
- No, no, I mean a black one.
254
00:29:42,708 --> 00:29:47,542
No.
And it confuses me.
255
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:50,625
They were much darker,
when I met you.
256
00:29:50,792 --> 00:29:55,958
Here, baby girl. Either I'm black,
or you are also blind.
257
00:29:56,042 --> 00:30:01,125
What will happen to me? Who is
what goes on and sticks needles in me?
258
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:04,083
-And the sour...
-Does dad stick needles in you?
259
00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:07,583
Is the clingy professor
your father?
260
00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:10,125
And what about him here...
261
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:15,375
Intelligence Dissemination Colonel Adler.
262
00:30:15,458 --> 00:30:20,708
Klaus Adler.
He must be the new Leader.
263
00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:25,625
And my husband.
264
00:30:25,792 --> 00:30:30,875
Have you lost a bet?
I mean...
265
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:34,042
I wish you the best of luck.
266
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:37,292
Or rather him.
267
00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:47,125
-I shouldn't be here.
- You can't leave me like that.
268
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:51,958
Do me a favor.
Play Nazi.
269
00:30:52,042 --> 00:30:54,333
Otherwise what?
270
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:58,708
- Then they liquidate you.
-Fat.
271
00:31:01,917 --> 00:31:04,458
Are there no other channels?
272
00:31:07,292 --> 00:31:11,750
-�h, no. Him again.
- It looks good.
273
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,667
I want to think that this
solves our little problem.
274
00:31:22,375 --> 00:31:24,458
I'm coming.
275
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:29,083
It looks really good.
276
00:31:30,917 --> 00:31:34,292
Let's see.
277
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:48,292
-Why don't you take me with you?
-Don't worry, my dear.
278
00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:51,625
I read my assignment,
and come and get you.
279
00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:55,292
That's not what I mean.
I am an earth science teacher.
280
00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:58,708
I know everything about Earth.
You need me.
281
00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:03,417
Cute little mouse.
Where do you get the crazy ideas from?
282
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,375
From books mainly.
283
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:08,917
Also often from movies.
284
00:32:22,042 --> 00:32:24,958
I'll be back
like a hero.
285
00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:47,667
- Hail Hitler!
- It's called Heil Kortzfleisch.
286
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:51,750
-Can't you get it into the shell?
-Of course, my Leader.
287
00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:55,708
We have another trump card up our sleeve.
288
00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:01,667
Show him what we got.
289
00:33:09,750 --> 00:33:12,083
Voila, gentlemen.
290
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,333
Mr. doctor?
291
00:33:15,417 --> 00:33:18,292
Now look carefully, gentlemen.
292
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,417
Hello!
293
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:35,667
Get up you idiot.
294
00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,792
Sieg Hail!
295
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:54,625
Since the prisoner is now one of ours,
we go down to Earth.
296
00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:58,042
He needs to find more
telephone computers for us.
297
00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:03,250
We'll be back
and bring G�tterd�mmerung into the air.
298
00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,000
Mr. Colonel Adler.
299
00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:10,500
I hope you talked about the preparation
of my return to Earth.
300
00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:13,167
Something along those lines, yes.
301
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:16,917
The kingdom is counting on you.
302
00:34:19,292 --> 00:34:23,333
Thank you, Mr. Doctor.
Take good care of your daughter for me.
303
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:39,417
Sieg Hail!
304
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,958
We meet in Valhalla.
305
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:49,292
-Can you smell it?
-No. We have no time to waste.
306
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:52,042
Take me to your president.
307
00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:54,792
What? The president?
308
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:59,708
I thought I should take you with me
in the Mac shop or something like that.
309
00:36:01,708 --> 00:36:07,375
You said you knew the president
for the United States of America.
310
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:09,833
Well yes. Of course.
311
00:36:11,042 --> 00:36:13,333
The president.
312
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:23,625
May I also meet
this president?
313
00:36:23,708 --> 00:36:26,708
Renate!
What are you doing here?
314
00:36:26,792 --> 00:36:31,042
Hello, Miss Richter!
Welcome to my planet.
315
00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:35,250
It is not suitable for the mother-to-be
the future Leader's future children.
316
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:37,667
And especially not for a woman.
317
00:36:43,625 --> 00:36:46,167
My place is by my husband's side.
318
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:54,125
-Get off my lot!
- We'd better get away.
319
00:36:57,042 --> 00:36:59,000
Run!
320
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:28,125
Stop a car.
321
00:37:37,833 --> 00:37:41,750
New plan: We do.
322
00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:49,250
Good, man.
323
00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:12,417
A rye bread!
324
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:18,542
Just a moment, boss.
It's probably not that smart.
325
00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:22,167
Now you have to listen.
Let me talk to the brothers.
326
00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:26,375
They know me. I am one of them.
Are you in?
327
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:31,125
So it runs.
328
00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:38,708
N�! What do you see?
329
00:38:38,792 --> 00:38:43,125
- Doesn't he know yet?
- No, but it will please him.
330
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:48,625
How glad I am to see you.
It's like little Africa here.
331
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:52,875
You know me then.
332
00:38:53,083 --> 00:38:55,250
Washington!
333
00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:00,708
It's not one of yours, is it?
334
00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:04,583
Leave it at that.
I'm a peaceful brother, man.
335
00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:06,917
Run!
336
00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:17,667
-Are you feeling well?
-Do I look like that, crazy Nazi?
337
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:21,542
What the hell just happened there?
338
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:25,833
So I haven't
the right colors but...
339
00:39:25,917 --> 00:39:32,250
And then they called me "white".
Why the hell would they say that?
340
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:35,542
No!
341
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:41,000
�h no, hell!
342
00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:52,250
-What the hell have you done to me?
- We should have said that.
343
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:59,042
That I look like a polar bear? You understand
sgu to destroy Christmas for people.
344
00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:02,958
Clap in, you fool.
What's the matter with you?
345
00:40:03,042 --> 00:40:07,625
We have made you Aryans. Now you are
one of ours. You should thank us.
346
00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:09,292
Thank you?
347
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:14,458
I should have made the brothers to
stick my foot way up your ass-
348
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:17,958
-so you could taste toenails
for fourteen days.
349
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,958
Take me to your manager,
James Washington.
350
00:40:30,708 --> 00:40:34,958
Yes... I will do that.
351
00:40:40,417 --> 00:40:42,792
No!
352
00:40:45,417 --> 00:40:48,250
I repeat:
353
00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:53,667
For a moment we heard,
that the ship had landed on the Moon.
354
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:58,292
Then the communication was interrupted,
like it just disappeared.
355
00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:03,917
- Maybe you are hiding something from us.
-We are hiding something on the back of the moon.
356
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:12,042
I still find it hard to believe
that the purpose of the mission was
357
00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:15,625
- to ensure the president's re-election.
358
00:41:15,708 --> 00:41:19,917
You must believe what you want.
Senators have spent fortunes on
359
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,333
- to be elected to shitposts.
360
00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:29,250
Well, Mr. Minister, the expenses
suggests that the purpose was military.
361
00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:32,083
Well.
Let's get this straight:
362
00:41:32,167 --> 00:41:36,250
The US has none
military activities on the Moon.
363
00:41:36,333 --> 00:41:41,875
What about r�stof activities?
The US often confuses the two things.
364
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:46,417
Can it be thought that you are searching
after helium-3 up there?
365
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:51,417
Helium-3?
Was it something you just came up with?
366
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:55,417
Two series.
367
00:41:56,500 --> 00:42:00,083
THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
HEADQUARTERS
368
00:42:00,167 --> 00:42:06,708
YES SHE CAN
BACK TO THE MOON - IN COLORS?
369
00:42:13,625 --> 00:42:17,208
I assume
that these are just sketches.
370
00:42:17,292 --> 00:42:20,292
We had a very short deadline, Mr.
371
00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:23,583
-Mr.?
-Yes, Mr...
372
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,542
Mrs.
373
00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:28,333
That's all.
374
00:42:36,167 --> 00:42:41,250
Everyone who is not the boss
for a department, better go.
375
00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:52,792
Idiots!
376
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:57,208
Fools! It is
an insult to fools.
377
00:42:58,250 --> 00:43:01,083
What the hell is this?
378
00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:08,708
I have a meeting with the president for
United States of America
379
00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:11,167
-Tomorrow screwed up early.
380
00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:14,292
Not the president
for deranged Zambia.
381
00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:17,875
Not the president
for the messed-up union of the janitors.
382
00:43:17,958 --> 00:43:24,000
But the president messed it up
country in which you happen to live.
383
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:26,708
In inept arseholes.
384
00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:33,958
What should I say to her?
385
00:43:36,458 --> 00:43:41,375
That my employees
are not intelligent enough-
386
00:43:41,458 --> 00:43:44,958
- to be deranged fools?
387
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,083
It is beautiful.
388
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:58,208
I'm going out
to buy a knife.
389
00:43:58,292 --> 00:44:02,333
when i come back
I expect something-
390
00:44:02,417 --> 00:44:09,792
- that makes me happier
than a g-spot orgasm.
391
00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:14,042
Otherwise I'll stick
you all to death...
392
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:18,167
...with my new knife.
393
00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:22,042
It's not for fun.
394
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,208
What the hell? Hello!
395
00:44:36,292 --> 00:44:38,500
The boys go!
396
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:43,375
-Is she your boss?
-Yes, the big cannon.
397
00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:48,417
- Does she know the president?
- They are pearl friends.
398
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:52,417
-Pig. Are you from the Democrats?
- Completely honest.
399
00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:57,500
Assholes! Do you know who I am?
400
00:44:57,583 --> 00:45:00,500
Do you?
You have abducted the wrong one.
401
00:45:00,583 --> 00:45:04,833
Totally wrong.
I damn well hope you're having fun.
402
00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:07,292
I'll smash you.
403
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:22,583
Brilliant.
404
00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:24,542
So it's my turn.
405
00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:29,125
I am Colonel Klaus Adler from Det
Fourth Reich. We are based on the Moon.
406
00:45:29,208 --> 00:45:32,833
I hear you know the president.
407
00:45:32,917 --> 00:45:38,125
Take us to this president, for me
has a very special gift for him.
408
00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:42,125
Him?
He is also absolutely crazy about gifts.
409
00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:45,542
When the task is completed,
will the Nazi invasion
410
00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:51,333
-be called in under my command,
and so the good days of the wicked are over.
411
00:45:51,417 --> 00:45:56,292
- How do you plan to do it?
- We simply want to wipe them out.
412
00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:58,500
What?
413
00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:02,792
- That's not what we're going to do.
-Renate, you probably shouldn't...
414
00:46:09,458 --> 00:46:13,208
Yes. Why not?
Tell this Fr�ulein-
415
00:46:13,292 --> 00:46:17,458
-why we are here, just like when you
teach your students.
416
00:46:17,542 --> 00:46:20,125
With pleasure.
417
00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:25,333
The National Socialist Party
is the party of the people and nothing else.
418
00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:31,417
We will return to Earth with
our message of peace and harmony
419
00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:36,792
- love, true virtues
and goodness, for example.
420
00:46:37,875 --> 00:46:41,875
We are healthy in mind and body.
421
00:46:41,958 --> 00:46:45,792
Our spirit is brave and sincere.
422
00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:51,167
And we will win because we are strong
and thoroughly disciplined.
423
00:46:52,792 --> 00:46:55,792
No conviction
can measure up to ours.
424
00:46:55,875 --> 00:47:01,083
Because peace and harmony is the gift
which we have for all mankind.
425
00:47:03,833 --> 00:47:08,625
-You and all Earthlings must know...
- I got it, Hedwig.
426
00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:13,000
This is good.
427
00:47:14,167 --> 00:47:16,500
It should probably work.
428
00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:20,417
I need you.
429
00:47:21,625 --> 00:47:23,833
And you...
430
00:47:23,917 --> 00:47:26,625
...I must have.
431
00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:30,417
Fine.
Let's greet the president.
432
00:47:51,875 --> 00:47:54,167
Madam President.
433
00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:56,917
Here is the miracle you asked for.
434
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:21,292
-Who is that man?
-He must lead the campaign troops.
435
00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:33,708
Renate!
Beware.
436
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,750
It's quite simple.
437
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:46,583
The world is sick
and we are its doctors.
438
00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:50,667
The world is anemic,
but we are its vitamin.
439
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:54,542
The world is exhausted,
but we are its strength.
440
00:48:54,625 --> 00:48:59,042
We have arrived
to make the world healthy again.
441
00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:02,417
With hard work,
with sincerity
442
00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:07,417
-with clarity,
with decency.
443
00:49:07,500 --> 00:49:10,417
We are products-
444
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:14,667
- of loving mothers
and brave fathers.
445
00:49:15,792 --> 00:49:21,292
We are the epitome
of love and bravery.
446
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:27,542
We are a gift
from both God and science.
447
00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:31,167
We are the answer to the question.
448
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:36,458
We are the promise that has been given
to all mankind.
449
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:41,042
That's why we raise our hands
for a nation.
450
00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:44,083
We follow the beat of a drum.
451
00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:48,333
We march
to the beat of the heart.
452
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:51,792
We are a people
who carries our children on his shoulder-
453
00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:56,958
-just as our parents carried us,
and their parents bore them.
454
00:49:57,042 --> 00:50:01,333
We are a united people,
united and strong.
455
00:50:01,417 --> 00:50:07,625
We are a people of certainty,
moral certainty.
456
00:50:07,708 --> 00:50:12,167
we are invincible
and we know no fear.
457
00:50:13,708 --> 00:50:18,583
Because the truth
unite us to �t.
458
00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:14,417
There is only one day left
459
00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:18,583
One day only
460
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:25,625
We leave the others
461
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:28,292
We are traveling away
462
00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:44,167
Today we all steal
We are animals
463
00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:46,958
Possessions no longer exist
464
00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:59,542
Our souls are nature
465
00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:02,792
And wings up to the sky
466
00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:05,708
Let the sun crash into the sea
467
00:52:05,792 --> 00:52:09,333
Let the Earth go up in flames
468
00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:12,875
It is enough to have strength and knowledge
469
00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:18,917
To send our dream machine
up in the sky
470
00:52:20,875 --> 00:52:24,250
Let those who do not know sleep
471
00:52:24,333 --> 00:52:27,958
The last day is here
The last day
472
00:52:29,667 --> 00:52:33,333
And we leave at dawn
473
00:52:33,417 --> 00:52:36,000
My Driver...
474
00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:40,125
The time has come.
475
00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:51,833
The angry Mr. Adler
get a surprise.
476
00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:08,667
Into the universe,
toward the stars we travel
477
00:53:27,667 --> 00:53:33,458
We send machines to the sky
above all of us
478
00:53:33,542 --> 00:53:38,792
And leaves them behind,
who do not know about the last day
479
00:53:38,875 --> 00:53:42,458
We let those who don't know sleep
480
00:53:42,542 --> 00:53:49,333
We leave at dawn,
driven by the B machine
481
00:53:50,375 --> 00:53:57,458
Wild B machine that never stops
482
00:54:37,917 --> 00:54:40,958
The Menenazis are coming!
Can't you see it?
483
00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:46,542
I have seen it myself. They have a big one
lunar base with a large spaceship.
484
00:54:46,625 --> 00:54:50,708
They come and take power.
Are you listening? The Nazis are coming.
485
00:54:50,792 --> 00:54:55,208
They're coming and taking us all.
Why don't you listen?
486
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:57,542
Washington?
487
00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:01,125
Renate!
488
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:06,500
Washington. James Washington.
I am so happy to see you alive.
489
00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:11,083
I grabbed one. That bitch
made me white as snow.
490
00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:13,458
Come and help me.
491
00:55:23,667 --> 00:55:26,292
Hold up. You are insane.
492
00:55:26,375 --> 00:55:28,708
I have saved your life.
493
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:36,875
You are therefore a former deceased,
black fashion model
494
00:55:36,958 --> 00:55:42,958
-which is now a living, white pimple,
after you spent a weekend on the moon.
495
00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:47,333
-Is that correct?
-Yes, that is correct.
496
00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:50,292
That's how I listened.
497
00:55:50,375 --> 00:55:55,708
You are so Neil Armstrong
after the sex reassignment operation.
498
00:55:55,792 --> 00:55:59,625
No. It is not correct.
They didn't listen at all.
499
00:55:59,708 --> 00:56:02,042
My name is Renate Richter.
500
00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:08,458
I wanted to save that man's life, and he
is idiotic, childish and ungrateful.
501
00:56:08,542 --> 00:56:14,917
Ask Miss Moon Nazi here if I have
been on the back of the Moon or not.
502
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,583
Yes...
503
00:56:16,667 --> 00:56:24,083
He asks you if he has been
on the back of the moon or not.
504
00:56:25,417 --> 00:56:30,375
Yes, mr. Washington has been
on the back of the month.
505
00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:33,708
What did I say?
I'm black but now I'm white.
506
00:56:33,792 --> 00:56:37,917
I went to the back of the moon,
but I came home and the Nazis-
507
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:44,042
-come and kill us all, and you
will regret not listening.
508
00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:52,000
Mr. Washington, James.
What are you so angry about?
509
00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:55,125
-Scramble!
- I don't understand it.
510
00:56:55,208 --> 00:57:01,500
We made you white. We taught you
Nazi peace message of harmony.
511
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:05,250
You have robbed me of everything.
512
00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:08,167
My race, my identity,
my career.
513
00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:12,625
And probably too�
my crazy brain. The whole thing.
514
00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:14,750
Do you know it?
515
00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:19,000
-Yes.
-Wonderful.
516
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:25,042
Come on in. I'll have to explain
the one for you. Then you understand.
517
00:57:27,917 --> 00:57:31,042
You're a strange fool.
518
00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,792
You buy the popcorn.
519
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:39,083
125 minutes later
520
00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:43,458
What a piece of shit.
521
00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:53,000
It was...
522
00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:57,375
- It was so long.
- He should have cut it down.
523
00:57:58,708 --> 00:58:01,625
He made fun of the Leader.
524
00:58:01,708 --> 00:58:05,125
You probably don't know much
about the Nazis.
525
00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:09,625
- Well, I'm a Nazi.
- Yes, I know that.
526
00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:14,250
But you are not like them there.
A gang of weak-minded thugs.
527
00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:18,667
No.
They must be some good boys.
528
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:24,500
Loyal to the Kingdom and their mothers.
See. They go with the love symbol.
529
00:58:24,583 --> 00:58:29,625
The swastika? I never have that
heard someone call it before.
530
00:58:29,625 --> 00:58:31,708
No, no, no.
531
00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:39,667
Good evening, bitch.
532
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:43,208
What do you see?
Blonde, pale, busty.
533
00:58:43,292 --> 00:58:46,833
Even Hitler wanted a boy.
534
00:58:46,917 --> 00:58:50,833
let me
We don't want trouble.
535
00:58:50,917 --> 00:58:54,625
-Slide, bum.
- Now you just have to listen.
536
00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:57,083
Hold up!
537
00:59:17,458 --> 00:59:19,708
Hang in there, Renate.
538
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,292
Do you teach it
in earth science classes?
539
00:59:27,917 --> 00:59:30,125
Geology...
540
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,208
I'm not a geologist.
541
00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:41,208
I know nothing about Earth.
542
00:59:41,292 --> 00:59:43,292
I have to talk to Klaus.
543
00:59:49,625 --> 00:59:52,125
Yes, that was my thought too.
544
00:59:54,500 --> 01:00:00,833
She just needs a good war.
War always makes the president popular.
545
01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:05,125
Maybe I can
help her with.
546
01:00:07,125 --> 01:00:09,250
What do you mean?
547
01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:13,083
After a word from me
the invasion from the Moon begins.
548
01:00:17,667 --> 01:00:21,583
-Do you never break out of the role?
-No.
549
01:00:21,667 --> 01:00:26,667
- I'm not one to break down.
-You smell so good.
550
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:31,667
The time has come.
I will show you my plans.
551
01:00:32,667 --> 01:00:34,875
Come back.
552
01:00:43,542 --> 01:00:50,167
-Look, I've changed some things.
-Drop the job, big boy.
553
01:00:57,125 --> 01:01:02,417
Now if I strangle the president,
so the soldiers join us?
554
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:09,000
So I give orders
to the invasion from M�nen.
555
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:12,333
It will cost less blood.
556
01:01:12,417 --> 01:01:16,875
Except for what's to come
from the murder of the manager.
557
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:30,083
Klaus... Adler.
558
01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:42,583
Hail Hitler.
559
01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:46,083
It's not called Hitler!
560
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:52,208
What, Klaus?
Does the clown want to play along?
561
01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:57,000
Do you all have tickets?
562
01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:02,083
Would you like to introduce me?
for your friends?
563
01:02:03,750 --> 01:02:07,500
Cuts off,
you crystal night snack!
564
01:02:07,583 --> 01:02:11,250
you get something
if you let me go�.
565
01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:14,417
If it comes to anything,
corporal?
566
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:31,917
And you...
want to liquidate the manager?
567
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:41,042
You know the punishment
for high treason?
568
01:02:46,667 --> 01:02:50,792
They hear
Siegfried Fleet flagship Tannh�user.
569
01:02:50,875 --> 01:02:54,625
We are in a circle and ready
to dispatch the Valkyries.
570
01:02:56,167 --> 01:02:59,500
Warship Heinrich ready to attack.
571
01:02:59,583 --> 01:03:02,417
Warship Biterolf ready to attack.
572
01:03:09,625 --> 01:03:13,417
- The river is ready, my Leader.
- Radiant.
573
01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:16,833
They have to wait,
until I come back.
574
01:03:16,958 --> 01:03:21,875
That's how we work
the meteor blitz war.
575
01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:28,792
And discards all these
subhumans-
576
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:30,583
-of the world map.
577
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,542
Klaus!
578
01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:47,000
I want nothing to do with you
and your plans to do-
579
01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:48,792
- you Nazi pig.
580
01:03:51,083 --> 01:03:55,375
Alas, yes.
Luck in misfortune.
581
01:03:55,458 --> 01:03:59,333
Now I can fix all the enemies of the Kingdom
at once.
582
01:04:02,292 --> 01:04:05,417
Goodbye, puppeteer.
583
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,542
He fell for the offer
about one last blowjob.
584
01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:49,875
Cross, how stupid are Nazis.
585
01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:53,333
I admire your marksmanship.
586
01:04:58,375 --> 01:05:02,875
Sad. She was such a sweet girl.
I must kill her later.
587
01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:08,417
So it was true enough
all the time.
588
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:12,292
Never doubt a Nazi,
beautiful woman.
589
01:05:19,375 --> 01:05:22,375
Farewell fashion slave.
590
01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:26,542
I'm going to conquer a planet.
591
01:05:52,708 --> 01:05:56,750
I'll just grab this one.
592
01:05:57,833 --> 01:05:59,833
Hello.
593
01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,208
May you have a good life.
594
01:06:05,708 --> 01:06:08,417
Damn too much.
595
01:06:12,875 --> 01:06:16,667
They develop as a hero
ordinary women, but see.
596
01:06:16,750 --> 01:06:21,042
No one here and no one there
like little girls.
597
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:25,292
And when they have here, it looks like…
598
01:06:26,417 --> 01:06:29,417
...the overview of our great Leader.
599
01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:34,542
The pictures kind of turn me on.
600
01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:38,708
Sieg Hail!
601
01:06:46,958 --> 01:06:50,667
Mr. Adler?
Where is the Driver?
602
01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:55,833
The driver is dead.
Long live the new Leader.
603
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,750
mean me,
if you should be in doubt.
604
01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:08,333
- Sieg Hail!
-That way.
605
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:13,208
Klaus!
606
01:07:35,042 --> 01:07:37,125
Heil Hitler...
607
01:07:41,042 --> 01:07:45,125
From now on it is called, of course
Hi Adler.
608
01:07:57,833 --> 01:08:01,833
Time... is the original sin.
609
01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:06,042
We meet in Valhalla.
610
01:08:50,125 --> 01:08:53,375
From 5.45
will be shot back.
611
01:08:53,458 --> 01:08:57,792
From now on, every bomb will be
answered with a bomb.
612
01:08:57,875 --> 01:09:01,542
We begin the meteor blitz war.
613
01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:45,583
A short time ago
New York came under attack.
614
01:09:45,667 --> 01:09:51,042
Witnesses have seen hundreds of UFOs
appear over the city and open fire.
615
01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:54,042
Bring it on, Billy.
616
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:57,750
Are you filming it?
The ship is probably twenty meters wide.
617
01:09:57,833 --> 01:10:02,708
I can see something
that looks like weapons under it.
618
01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:06,250
My God! It is shelling us.
619
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:11,875
- I've slipped away.
-For now we know that the attack...
620
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:16,667
- Do you understand, Klaus has...
- I know it was you.
621
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,917
- It's wonderful.
-Wonderful?
622
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,750
It's brilliant.
Now I am war president.
623
01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:27,917
Anyone who starts a war
in the first term, is re-elected.
624
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:32,542
I thought I would have to
to bomb Australia. But now-
625
01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:36,417
-do you come up with something real...
Who are they really?
626
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:40,750
Nazis. From the Moon.
627
01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:46,583
Real live Nazis.
Shut up, it gets better and better.
628
01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:49,792
You are a miracle worker, baby.
629
01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:54,958
They are the only ones we have succeeded in doing
to fight in honest battle.
630
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:59,417
I'm a pure Franklin D. Roosevelt,
although I am not spastic.
631
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:03,667
I knew you liked it.
If you are Roosevelt-
632
01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:08,167
-who is General Patton?
or MacArthur?
633
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:12,542
- What does the Minister of Defense say?
-Send her.
634
01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:18,000
-Me?
- You are a miracle worker.
635
01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:21,458
The balls probably also bounce off you.
636
01:11:21,542 --> 01:11:25,917
- I don't know...
-What should you wear? That's enough.
637
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,792
Madam President,
shall we open the ball?
638
01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:01,833
Space Nazis!
639
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,750
Drive north.
We have to go back to the Moon.
640
01:12:23,833 --> 01:12:27,833
-We? I'm not going.
- You don't understand.
641
01:12:27,917 --> 01:12:32,708
-They have G�tterd�mmerung on the moon.
- It will be goddamned without me.
642
01:12:32,792 --> 01:12:37,625
-Do you want to look like this for the rest of your life?
-Fine. Should it be my fault now?
643
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:45,458
I'm not a hero.
James, I need you.
644
01:13:53,125 --> 01:13:56,125
Can you actually control such a person?
645
01:13:56,208 --> 01:14:00,333
It must be like that
to play Wing Commander.
646
01:14:00,417 --> 01:14:02,500
Shall we try...
647
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:33,458
No, we have nothing on the moon.
648
01:14:33,542 --> 01:14:35,583
-Japan?
- It's not ours.
649
01:14:35,667 --> 01:14:37,083
-China?
-No.
650
01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:40,417
- It's not ours.
- I agree.
651
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:45,333
-Yes, North Korea. What do you confess?
-The spaceships are ours.
652
01:14:46,792 --> 01:14:51,500
Our dear leader
designed and built them myself.
653
01:14:58,125 --> 01:15:03,125
-What is so funny?
-Sit down, North Korea.
654
01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:19,042
So it was you, India!
I knew it.
655
01:15:19,125 --> 01:15:21,792
It's a peace sign.
656
01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:27,000
Tie the knot, fools.
These are Nazis.
657
01:15:27,083 --> 01:15:30,000
And we're talking Nuremberg hugs.
658
01:15:30,083 --> 01:15:33,583
They have hidden themselves on the moon,
until they could turn on.
659
01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:39,917
The question is what you want to put up.
We happen to have something up our sleeve.
660
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:43,500
And I'm sure,
You will be happy about it.
661
01:15:43,583 --> 01:15:46,667
May I present
tomorrow's spacecraft:
662
01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:49,667
USS George W. Bush!
663
01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:58,667
Good work.
Bring it to Commander Tiny.
664
01:16:00,667 --> 01:16:03,375
What is our status?
665
01:16:04,417 --> 01:16:06,875
Commanding captain on deck!
666
01:16:17,875 --> 01:16:22,167
The enemy fleet has started
a large-scale attack on the United States.
667
01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:27,208
Zeppelins must be aircraft carriers,
that can operate in the thermosphere.
668
01:16:27,292 --> 01:16:32,667
They each carry 200 enemies
ships and is extremely...
669
01:16:32,792 --> 01:16:35,375
Fearfully neglected woman, Mr. Adler.
670
01:16:36,375 --> 01:16:39,708
N�, kids.
Shall we play tag?
671
01:16:50,292 --> 01:16:55,125
-Vivian, how is it going up there?
- It couldn't have gone any better.
672
01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:58,208
I have several megatons
nuclear warheads
673
01:16:58,292 --> 01:17:03,708
-which I will place up in Klaus'
p�lse�v when I bring him in sight.
674
01:17:03,792 --> 01:17:07,375
Kick ass! show them
what our little darling is up to.
675
01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:24,708
Yes! While you were flailing about the climate,
human rights and whales
676
01:17:24,792 --> 01:17:27,417
-we built it.
677
01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:33,958
The Mars Exploration Rover
USS George W. Bush.
678
01:17:34,042 --> 01:17:36,750
For Mars exploration?
679
01:17:36,833 --> 01:17:39,375
But you have armed it.
680
01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:45,083
We have the right to bear arms.
And Mars is red for Republican.
681
01:18:08,958 --> 01:18:14,167
It runs at maximum capacity.
Ammo consumption reasonable.
682
01:18:28,292 --> 01:18:33,917
We are under heavy fire.
We need reinforcements now!
683
01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:38,667
What the hell is that?
684
01:18:38,792 --> 01:18:43,917
-Australia's Dundee 01 reports ready.
-Spitfire joins in.
685
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,708
Canada enters the fray, W.
686
01:18:46,792 --> 01:18:51,792
It is a breach of the international
space treaty, you all signed.
687
01:18:51,875 --> 01:18:54,708
Mir enters the battle.
688
01:18:58,292 --> 01:19:02,833
And it should have been destroyed.
It's a scandal.
689
01:19:02,917 --> 01:19:06,333
You are a collection of liars
like my ex-husband.
690
01:19:06,417 --> 01:19:10,458
- Take it easy, little lady.
-Don't talk to me like that, R�de.
691
01:19:10,542 --> 01:19:14,042
Who hasn't
armed his starships?
692
01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:17,667
Magnificent.
693
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:20,375
-You have all taken an oath.
- You broke yours.
694
01:19:20,458 --> 01:19:23,125
We always do.
It is pure routine.
695
01:19:23,208 --> 01:19:25,333
Good, good, good.
696
01:19:25,417 --> 01:19:29,625
Let's smash those satans
and discuss the details afterwards.
697
01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:58,833
Heroes of the First Fleet. Continue the attack
on Earth to the last man-
698
01:19:58,917 --> 01:20:01,583
-and don't forget:
You fight for the Kingdom.
699
01:20:01,667 --> 01:20:04,083
Where the hell do they come from?
700
01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:13,583
Prepare a suitable uniform
to the Driver.
701
01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:25,083
The fatherland is calling its children.
702
01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:27,375
With this device-
703
01:20:27,458 --> 01:20:33,083
-can we finish
the greatest war machine of all time.
704
01:20:33,167 --> 01:20:37,542
- G�tterd�mmerung must be in the air.
- Hello Adler!
705
01:21:00,542 --> 01:21:02,458
It is beautiful.
706
01:21:12,875 --> 01:21:16,875
-Where the hell are we going?
-To G�tterd�mmerung.
707
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,458
I think Klaus is there.
708
01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:32,208
What do you say, Mr. Adler?
709
01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:37,542
This monthly. Should we
slip over and beat them up a bit?
710
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,500
Clauseman,
i'm coming after you
711
01:21:54,375 --> 01:21:56,875
Pay attention!
712
01:22:02,917 --> 01:22:05,083
Hello.
713
01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,250
Continue.
714
01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:11,417
And?
715
01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:16,667
In 20 minutes the land flow is
within range, my Leader.
716
01:22:20,042 --> 01:22:24,250
-Are your people ready to fight?
- We are only waiting for Dr. Richter.
717
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:39,167
-What the hell is this place?
- It's G�tterd�mmerung.
718
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:42,042
It must free the Earth.
719
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:47,667
It is the biggest war machine,
ever built.
720
01:22:52,625 --> 01:22:56,083
It's the bridge.
I'm going there.
721
01:22:56,167 --> 01:23:01,792
- I have to find your father. Where is he?
- You'll probably find him over there.
722
01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:06,083
Sneak in.
And destroy the engines.
723
01:23:06,167 --> 01:23:11,083
- Otherwise the Earth will be wiped out.
-Must remember to destroy the engines.
724
01:23:11,167 --> 01:23:16,375
-Well.
-No, no, no. Take care of yourself.
725
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,417
-You know...
-What?
726
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:21,875
-Because you like me.
-As if.
727
01:23:22,042 --> 01:23:25,667
Just a little bit?
Just a little?
728
01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:31,833
You like me.
729
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:54,583
We have the Nazi fortress in sight,
commander captain.
730
01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:59,083
Exaggerated as usual, Klaus.
731
01:24:16,875 --> 01:24:18,417
Come on!
732
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:23,042
Hit rate over 100.
We consistently hit double.
733
01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,583
Take it, bitches!
734
01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:38,250
Fire up under the nuclear weapons.
Open fire on the fortress.
735
01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:43,125
- There are women and children down there.
- The US does not negotiate with terrorists.
736
01:24:49,583 --> 01:24:52,000
Prepare the warheads.
737
01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:56,875
-Prepare all material...
-Launch the damn nuclear missiles!
738
01:24:59,167 --> 01:25:01,750
Nuclear missiles launched.
739
01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:39,875
Great job!
740
01:25:44,042 --> 01:25:46,250
V�k.
741
01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:56,458
Who dares disturb me?
742
01:25:56,542 --> 01:26:00,625
Dr. Judge!
How much time do you need?
743
01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:05,875
It will probably work. G�tterd�mmerung
will fly the victory as planned.
744
01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:10,250
-Get to the point. How long?
-Let's say three months.
745
01:26:10,333 --> 01:26:14,542
-Maybe more, maybe less.
- They get three minutes.
746
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:23,292
He hung up. It doesn't work.
Russia was not conquered in a day.
747
01:26:23,375 --> 01:26:26,625
-Do you remember me?
-No.
748
01:26:26,708 --> 01:26:29,958
M�neneger, you made snow white.
749
01:26:33,167 --> 01:26:36,000
Start the helium-3 engines.
750
01:26:42,167 --> 01:26:44,292
Now!
751
01:26:46,792 --> 01:26:49,000
Engines started.
752
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:06,667
Piss. It runs.
753
01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:40,917
He really must have
smallest dick in the universe.
754
01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,583
Leave the guns.
755
01:27:48,250 --> 01:27:50,583
So the time has come...
756
01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:55,708
...for revenge.
757
01:28:10,083 --> 01:28:13,458
Take position
around the fat phallus
758
01:28:13,542 --> 01:28:16,500
- and wait for my order
to open fire.
759
01:28:23,167 --> 01:28:26,458
- Position confirmed.
-Give it gas.
760
01:28:33,417 --> 01:28:35,500
Damn it!
761
01:28:38,042 --> 01:28:40,792
-Are the guns loaded?
- Yes, my Driver.
762
01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:44,750
But the Earth lies below the horizon
on the other side of the moon.
763
01:28:44,833 --> 01:28:47,667
We can't shoot.
764
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:53,542
It was full moon yesterday.
Then we just make a new horizon.
765
01:28:53,625 --> 01:28:55,875
Fire away.
766
01:29:51,542 --> 01:29:53,958
Damn it!
767
01:30:04,042 --> 01:30:09,375
Restart the systems,
warrant officer.
768
01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:32,125
Let's see.
769
01:30:33,167 --> 01:30:36,958
G�tterd�mmerung's projectile
consists of metallic water-
770
01:30:37,042 --> 01:30:40,750
-which is formed
under extreme pressure.
771
01:30:42,042 --> 01:30:44,583
SINGING LESSON
TURN THE WINDOW IN
772
01:30:44,667 --> 01:30:47,333
...�dissolving power varies.
773
01:30:53,208 --> 01:30:56,792
...so their relative speed is given.
774
01:31:08,792 --> 01:31:11,250
There is no singing class now.
775
01:31:13,333 --> 01:31:16,125
It's a false alarm.
776
01:31:20,958 --> 01:31:23,750
Am I surrounded by idiots?
777
01:31:23,833 --> 01:31:28,333
Find out what's happening.
Will it come to anything?
778
01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:55,375
-Renate!
- I can't allow that, Klaus.
779
01:31:56,500 --> 01:32:00,875
What do you want to do?
Do you want to shoot me?
780
01:32:16,750 --> 01:32:19,208
Good girl.
781
01:32:21,333 --> 01:32:24,625
Renate Richter,
my almost-bride.
782
01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:28,250
You have posted something beautiful.
something wonderful.
783
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:32,500
A future world
full of Aryan children.
784
01:32:32,583 --> 01:32:34,875
Our Aryan children!
785
01:32:36,792 --> 01:32:42,708
You have betrayed us.
And you have to pray for that.
786
01:32:42,792 --> 01:32:46,458
A beauty for Odin's table.
787
01:32:46,542 --> 01:32:50,958
- Klaus! I have to tell you something.
-Now?
788
01:32:51,958 --> 01:32:55,875
- I'm in a bit of a hurry.
-I've always looked up to you.
789
01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:59,042
As a Driver.
And as a man.
790
01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:04,042
I've actually loved you.
791
01:33:04,125 --> 01:33:07,250
I belong to you. You.
792
01:33:09,125 --> 01:33:11,708
Nice little speech.
793
01:33:11,792 --> 01:33:16,667
-But it's too late, honey. Goodbye.
- I understand that well.
794
01:33:16,750 --> 01:33:20,292
Hello, my Klaus.
795
01:33:23,167 --> 01:33:25,792
Sieg Heil, my Leader.
796
01:33:43,333 --> 01:33:46,583
Washington! Can you hear me?
797
01:33:46,667 --> 01:33:49,750
- Turn off the engines.
-I am working on the case.
798
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:16,125
Cross in the cabin!
799
01:36:04,917 --> 01:36:06,625
Congratulations.
800
01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:10,792
Five o'clock? Forget it.
801
01:36:12,125 --> 01:36:14,625
It was a disappointment.
802
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:22,167
Don't you think he suffered?
Just a little bit.
803
01:36:22,250 --> 01:36:27,750
Vivian, I knew you could handle it
that. Driven as you are. Congratulations.
804
01:36:28,917 --> 01:36:30,750
What is helium-3?
805
01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:33,958
Helium?
Did you say helium-3?
806
01:36:34,042 --> 01:36:38,208
There are 15-20 huge toes,
that are full of rubbish.
807
01:36:38,292 --> 01:36:41,542
- It's ours.
- Is it? Why?
808
01:36:41,625 --> 01:36:46,167
Helium-3 can cover the entire United States
energy demand in the next thousand years.
809
01:36:46,250 --> 01:36:49,708
N�?
Yes, it's ours.
810
01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:55,542
Let me speak out.
The month is American territory.
811
01:36:55,625 --> 01:37:00,292
The national flag is Stars and Stripes.
Who beat the Nazis? We.
812
01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:06,042
You gave a hand. Otherwise it's similar
the second world war, which we did win.
813
01:37:07,083 --> 01:37:09,458
You are lying.
814
01:37:09,542 --> 01:37:13,875
So watch the movies. Movies don't lie.
815
01:37:13,958 --> 01:37:16,458
Not with shoes!
816
01:37:16,542 --> 01:37:21,792
Vivian! It is the Minister of Defence.
Defend that helium-3 by all means.
817
01:37:21,875 --> 01:37:25,458
- Well, against whom?
- Against God and every man.
818
01:39:04,042 --> 01:39:07,042
No. Never again.
819
01:39:07,125 --> 01:39:09,792
Be kind to let it be.
820
01:39:22,792 --> 01:39:25,375
What was it like on Earth?
821
01:39:28,208 --> 01:39:30,750
Different.
822
01:39:32,792 --> 01:39:37,875
-When can we fly there?
-Soon. Soon.
823
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:44,958
-Well how?
- With peace.
824
01:39:48,708 --> 01:39:53,292
Unfortunately, that's how revenge is.
It's going to be a mess.
825
01:39:53,375 --> 01:39:56,958
It never happens
as you would like.
826
01:39:59,333 --> 01:40:02,083
I feel lonely.
827
01:40:10,875 --> 01:40:12,917
Renate.
828
01:40:15,125 --> 01:40:16,833
Washington.
829
01:40:18,167 --> 01:40:20,208
ANTI-BLEACH
830
01:40:30,792 --> 01:40:33,417
You are alive!
831
01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:35,917
Look, look.
832
01:40:45,583 --> 01:40:48,542
And you are, just as you should be.
833
01:41:01,083 --> 01:41:04,250
Do you know you're kissing a black man?
834
01:41:12,125 --> 01:41:16,292
We seem to have a lot of work to do.
835
01:49:22,667 --> 01:49:25,750
IN THE MEANTIME...
836
01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:53,083
END