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Look at the confidence.

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Remember, the only way we're going to
get this money here is for us to look

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we don't need it. Pop, as soon as they
find out we're the same Sanford and Son

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from Sanford and Son, they're going to
know we need it.

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I mean, we're not exactly the number one
business in Los Angeles, you know.

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Hey, how are you, friend?

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Hey, fine. Harvey, how's our dinner?

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You know my son Lamont? Sure, Lamont.
How you doing, Harvey? Look, we'd like

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talk to you, but we got an appointment
with Mr. Phillips and we're a little

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late. Yeah, that's right. See, we're
going to see him regarding a

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merger and some deficit financing and
corporate restructure.

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Uh, broke again, huh, Fred?

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Now, wait a second. Yeah, you got it,
Harvey.

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Do I look broke?

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You look like my brother Al.

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Your brother Al's dead.

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And that looks like the suit he was
buried in.

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Come on, Pop. Let's go. It's nice seeing
you, Harvey.

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Yeah, right, son.

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Hey, listen here, Harvey.

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You stick around. See, when we come back
out here, we're going to need somebody

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to protect us with all this money we're
fixing to get.

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Let me explain something to you, Pop.
Now, you're not going to get this $1

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as fast as you think you are, you know.
Listen, as soon as Phillip hears what we

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want it for, he'll be glad to give it
up. Yeah, and then maybe you can give

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suit up.

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Uh, excuse me, please.

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Fred G. signs up to see Mr. Phillip. Oh,
Mr.

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Stafford, please sit down.

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Thank you, but I'll just sit down.

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And you are Lamont Sanford?

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Yes, Lamont here. He's the secretary
treasurer of our conglomerate and

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of our distributing chain and vice
emperor of our empire.

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Oh, it's nice to meet the both of you. I
pass your empire every day on my way to

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work.

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Mr. Rhodes, please hold the call.

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Yeah, this is it. And hold mine, too.

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Now, what can I do for you? Not a thing.
It's what we can do for you, Mr.

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Magnesia.

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That's Phillips.

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Your business is low money, ain't it? I
mean, is it not?

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Yes.

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Well, I'm here to help you stay in
business.

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We'll take $1 ,500, and now where do I
sign?

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Well, maybe I can explain. You see,
we're thinking of an expansion program.

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Yeah, it's an expansion program.

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Yeah, we want to take over an existing
piece of property.

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An existing property.

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And develop it to its full potential.
We're full of potential.

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Oh, that sounds very interesting.

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We knew you'd feel that way. Where do I
sign? Oh, now, wait a minute. It's a

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little more complicated than that. I'll
need a little more information.

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Okay, but let's speed it up here, shall
we? I mean, you'll find that our

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financial position is strong, our
physical earnings are up, and our

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meter is running out.

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Now, the nature of the $1 ,500 loan.

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Well, see, there's a house next to us
that's just recently been vacated, and

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want to take it over.

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Buy it? No, no, we want to rent it. We
feel that the money that we get for the

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rent would, you know, give us a nice
little income.

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Oh, that sounds good.

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Thank you. Where do I sign?

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Now, how did you arrive at your $1 ,500
figure?

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I went to Vic Tanning.

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with your $15 -looking face.

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Mr. Sanford, I can understand your
impatience, but I need to know why you

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the $1 ,500.

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Well, first we got to pay last month,
the first month's rent, and, you know,

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a little plumbing, a little advertising,
and we wanted to get a sign.

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Yeah, and then clean up the place,
because the previous tenant was a Puerto

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Rican named Julio, and it's going to
cost us a couple hundred dollars just to

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get rid of them chili stains.

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to help the small businessman.

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Small businessman?

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Well, I'm only 5 '7". I mean, yeah.

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That's my signature.

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Now, you put it anywhere you want to.

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Just give me my $1 ,500.

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Is this to be a personal loan?

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No, no, no.

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This is to be made out to the empire.

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Yeah, you see, our tax man thought it
would be to our advantage if we took out

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business loan, you know, when it comes
time to fill out income tax.

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That's what Bubba said?

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What collateral do you have?

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Huh?

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You know, stocks, bonds, property, gold,
diamonds. Keep on going, keep on going.

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We got something.

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Mr. Sanford, I can't believe that you've
been in business all these years and

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you have no collateral to put up.

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Please believe it.

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Mr. Sanford. Listen, I got a sister -in
-law named Esther. Now, you can shove

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her up your vault until I can get the
money to pay you back.

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I'm going to gamble with you. Let's just
fill out this form.

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Thank you. Hey, you're not going to be
sorry, Mr. Phillips.

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Look, excuse me for a minute. I've got
to go put the money in the parking

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Okay, now, you want to come back in,
just knock on the door and the guard

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let you in. Okay. Hey, Pop, you got a
nickel for the meeting?

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Nickel? Say, Maggie, do you have change
for a dollar?

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I think so.

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Well, let my son have a nickel and make
that loan out for $1 ,505.

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Hey,

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Pop. Try and answer the question
straight. No fooling around. I know what

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doing. Just go ahead. I know what I'm
doing.

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I'm crazy.

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Go ahead, man.

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Age.

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Upper 50s.

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Exactly how upper?

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57.

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Teen.

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67.

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I'm sorry, gentlemen. We are closed.

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Good. We make it a rule never to hold up
an open bank. Well, sir, you can come

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back and...

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The withdrawal slips are the pink ones.

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You don't have to announce this. We'll
introduce ourselves.

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Can I do it, Al? This is my first time,
and I want it to be special. Sure, Mel.

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Go ahead. Oh, what a guy.

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Hi,

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everyone.

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This is an armed robbery, and one of us
is a known killer.

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So stick him up. Stick him up.

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How was I, Al? You did good, kid. Good.

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All right, everybody, on the floor. Come
on. Come on around. Listen, now,

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remember, I was the first one in, so
hold out my $1 ,500.

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Come on, Mr. Ambassador.

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You, too, on the floor.

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Listen, listen, Mr. Powell, just leave
$1 ,500 here because they got thousands

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of stuff here over in the vault. Just
leave my $1 ,500.

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You men don't have a chance to get out
of here with this money. We'll get out

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here with all of it. Listen, you better
sit down because you're going to have to

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fill out a lot of forms.

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about this job. I've pushed the alarm.
The police could be here any minute.

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The police don't ever get nowhere in a
minute.

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Hey, Melvin, you empty out all the
drawers and you open that door.

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That's impossible.

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Listen, dummy, open up that.

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Open up the door. Why risk your life?
Don't risk your life. Give them what

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want. That's my $1 ,500.

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Al, there's somebody at the door.

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And if there's any trouble, we shoot.

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Oh, please, let it be Esther.

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What's going on here?

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What you think is going on is a bank
robbery, dummy.

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Bank robbers, I'm Melvin Herman, and
this is Al. Shut up!

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Robinson.

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Melvin Herman?

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Oh, my gosh, Lamont.

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Lamont Sanford.

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Melvin Herman, the cheerleader from
junior high school?

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I used to be a cheerleader, but now I'm
a bank robber.

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Give me a B. Give me an A. Give me an A.

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How much we get?

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Do I have to tell you?

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How much?

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$106.

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What? For 57 cents?

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That's impossible.

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No, it's not.

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Look at the neighborhood.

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There's also about a dozen toasters back
there. Oh, no, that's for new accounts.

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Hey, listen, why don't you guys open up
a new account, take your toaster, and

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get the hell on out of here?

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Okay, you.

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Where's the money?

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Well, most of it's in the safe, and it
can't be opened until tomorrow morning.

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Wait a minute. I can't stay until
tomorrow morning. I got... I got deals

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make. I got mergers to complete. I got a
suit to return.

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What are we going to do, Al? Quiet, I'm
thinking.

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Hey, Melvin. Quiet, he's thinking.

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You've got two minutes.

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Hey, Melvin, there's no way you're going
to get out of this, man. Why don't you

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give yourself up and it might go easy on
your court?

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Lamont was always the smart one in
class.

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Yeah, well, why didn't he graduate?

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Keep quiet!

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Listen, man, why don't you just try to
figure out...

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money after they take all this stuff out
of here hey pop would you forget about

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the loan we got other problems forget
about the loan son life goes on even if

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they steal all the money life goes on
even if they shoot their way out of here

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life goes on even if they shoot you no
then life life stays in i go

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I'm giving you your final warning.

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Now, this whole thing is starting to get
me a little jittery. Now, you got one

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more chance to get out of here unharmed.
If you cooperate. Understand?

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Cooperate. I'm cooperating. Everybody
get on the floor and I ain't gonna tell

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you again.

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On the floor.

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We want to talk.

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He wants to talk.

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We've got nothing to say.

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They ain't got nothing to say. Y 'all
heard him.

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I'm just cooperating.

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tell him what we want.

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Make sure he's unarmed. And just to make
sure he's not carrying anything, have

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him stripped to his shorts.

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God, he'll catch his death.

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You promised we weren't going to be
cruel.

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You just can't get good help these days.
It's impossible.

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peace talks.

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Before we begin all this negotiating, I
have got to know the condition of the

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people you're going to kill.

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Hey, we're all fine, Hoppy. Well, I
think I would prefer a professional

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opinion on that.

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Mr. Sanford, how's your heart?

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Well, if my heart goes, I can always
borrow one off your underwear.

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Are you really a cop?

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Yes, I am a cop, and I wear my uniform.

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with unmitigated pride.

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That is what I'm wearing.

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And you, what about you? You are the
head crook, I presume. Is that correct?

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Yes, you are correct.

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And this is what we want.

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Okay, shoot.

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I mean, go ahead.

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A car outside that door. A car outside
that door. All you cops gone.

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Cops will be gone.

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And a plane at the airport.

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Plane where? At the airport.

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At the airport, yes.

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Plane at the airport. Now, how about the
hostages?

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What about them? Well, they will have to
be released before we can acquiesce to

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any of these demands.

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No deal.

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Well, you can't get them all in the car.

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I get carsick.

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Would you rather be shot?

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Oh, I share the driving and chipping on
the gas.

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Now, about these hostages that appear to
be doomed.

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All right, well, keep one and let the
rest go.

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If you need a volunteer, I'll stay. You
have got a brave son there, Mr. Sanford.

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I know it, and I'm proud of him. Yeah,
thanks a lot, Pop.

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I hope you realize that your chances of
survival with this mad dog killer are

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quite slim.

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However, you will be remembered as the
man with the big heart.

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And the big mouth.

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Yes. Well, I will relay all of these
requests to my superiors.

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And no tricks.

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Well, I... have nothing up my sleeve.

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I'll just go and tell them.

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Gee, Lamont, you're so strong and
heroic. I wish I got to know you better

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algebra. I might be whatever you are.

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Whatever are you? A junk man.

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Maybe algebra isn't all that important.

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Hey, look, I'm not heroic or anything. I
just don't want anybody to get hurt,

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you know? You in there.

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Officer Hopkins has given us your
demand.

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And we agree if you let everyone out
safely.

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They're on their way. Come on,
everybody, out.

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My son, you're the best son a father
could hope for. But I don't want you

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sacrificing your life for me. I mean,
you're young.

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You're young and you got your whole life
ahead of you.

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I'll be the hostage and you go.

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He is going.

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You were staying.

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But he volunteered.

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Look, I'm running this robbery.

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And you see, they wouldn't take a chance
with an old man in here.

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Come on, get going.

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Hey, now that's good. Now everybody's
gone. Now you go in there and crack that

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safe and get my $1 ,500 and y 'all keep
the rest.

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What do you intend doing with me?

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Oh, you coming in the car with us?

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Then? Well, you'll be our protection all
the way to the airport.

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And then?

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Then you're going to get into playing
with us.

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And then?

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Then we'll throw you out.

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think we scared him too much he looks
bad is he elizabeth i'm coming honey

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me at the gates i'll be the one with no
money he looks ready to cash in hey you

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promised me there'd be no trouble and i
promised my wife if she knew it was

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going to be this awful she would have
put a kibosh on the whole thing kibosh

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quiet i'm thinking oh quiet he's
thinking oh

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Well, if you don't want a hole in the
head condition, you better get away from

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there. Do what he says, Lamont. He's
vicious.

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I've seen him eat kidneys.

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Get going.

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We're leaving your car.

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I'm halfway there, Elizabeth.

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Oh, hello, Cloud.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute. Hey, the old man is dying
in here.

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Hey, send him some help. But no
policemen, just doctors.

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Hey, I'm Freddy. You Gabriel?

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Hurry up.

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Trying to make a dime.

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Hey, this is the doctor for the
stretcher. Come on, right this way.

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We'll need some help.

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You two, hands up.

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Hey,

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what about me?

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Your son said you're okay.

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He wasn't going nowhere until you got
the money from that loan, and you know

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Hey, wait a minute.

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Reward. Clean the reward.

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Is there a reward for these dudes? No,
I'm sorry, Mr. Stanford.

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There's nothing.

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You know, I hate you. You know that?

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But I'll take in consideration your
bravery when I process your application.

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You're nice.

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Ah, ah, there you are.

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Safe and sound.

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Yeah, it could have been dead and gone.

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Oh, never fear, Mr.

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Sanford. The law is here.

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Oh, and by the way, Lamont, here's a
citation over time parking on the truck.

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How do you like an overdue punch in your
nose?

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Oh, we'll take care of that ticket, Mr.
Sanford.

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Oh, yeah, you know, you turn out to be
all right. Hey, let us know about the

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loan. Oh, you'll get your loan.

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Really? I mean, that's great. Really,
you're going to give us a loan? You hear

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that, Lamont? That means we're going to
be able to open up Sanford Arms.

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Hey, that's great. That's great, Pop.
Yeah.

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Bye, Lamont.

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I'm sorry it turned out this way,
Melvin. Oh, that's okay.

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You know, I really envy you. You have
something I never had.

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A really wonderful, marvelous father.

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If I'd had a father like him, I might
have turned out to be a better human

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being.

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It's been an honor, sir.

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You know, I really liked him.

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Why couldn't you be more like that,
dummy?

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You say this is going to be live? That's
correct.

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Good afternoon.

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Don Martinson here, reporting from the
State Federal Bank in Watts.

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Now, the gentleman standing next to me
is Mr. Fred Sanford.

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G. G? G. Fred G. Sanford. Oh, I'm sorry.
Mr. Fred G. Sanford.

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Mr. Sanford successfully thwarted an
attempt at bank robbing this afternoon

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this very bank.

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Mr. Sanford, what you did took a lot of
courage.

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Courage.

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Daring.

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And a little chivava on the side.

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And Mr. Sanford, Mr.

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Sanford, excuse me, I'm sure, I'm sure
that our viewers would like to know why

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you did this. I mean, why would you risk
your life for this bank?

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Well, the answer to that is very simple.

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See, I risked my life because this bank
is an important part of our community.

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Right, Mr. Phillips? Yes, sir.

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And it goes to the health of people like
me. That's right.

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I see.

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I'm not finished yet. This bank was good
to me. You see, I came in here for a

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loan. They granted it. That's right.

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I risked my life because I felt I owed
them something for loaning me $1 ,800.

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That's right.

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He said, that's right. You heard him,
America.

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$1 ,800.

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We need that $1 ,800.

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No, not really.

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Yeah.

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Hello, America.

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This is my son, Lamont.

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We're the owners of the new Sanford
Arms.

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Every wall has a ceiling. Every bed with
a spray.

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Drop in soon.

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We'll rent you a room.

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Yeah, I'd just like to say that... Thank
you, sir, for that unsolicited

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testimony. Excuse me, Mr.

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Sanford. I find that we're running out
of time, but before we sign off, I'm

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that the millions and millions of
viewers... would like very much to know,

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perhaps you'd give them one
inspirational thought, since you are the

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hour. How about that, Mr. Penford?

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Millions of viewers. Millions. Well,
only because you insisted.

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And would I be sure that love be...

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Look at this check, son.

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$1 ,800.

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Tomorrow we'll deposit it. All right.
Hey, I still don't know why you didn't

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want to put this in our account today.

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Well, see, this way, it's a new account,
and we can get a toaster.

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Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

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I'll deposit it the first thing in the
morning, and then we can start working

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Julio's place.

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Yeah, and then the next thing we ought
to do is give our place a little class.

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00:23:07,540 --> 00:23:08,540
Yeah, we need some class.

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00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,740
Yeah, see, because all them fancy
hotels, they have their own emblem.

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00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,020
Oh, we should have an emblem?

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I can see it now.

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All the seats, the pillowcases, the
tiles, the silver webs, have it on.

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have beautiful emblems on them. Oh,
yeah. S .A. S .A. That's classy.

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Yeah, that's classy. Say, son, drive me
down to the bus station.

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The bus station? Where you going?

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New Mexico.

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Yeah, I feel this sudden urge to spend
some time at the Sheridan Albuquerque.