1
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Glad you want that dress.

2
00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:48,069
- So beautiful.
- Yeah, huh?

3
00:00:48,865 --> 00:00:52,400
I'm getting married.

4
00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:56,120
Not without your veil.

5
00:00:56,581 --> 00:00:58,907
- Where is it?
- Upstairs.

6
00:01:00,002 --> 00:01:02,753
I'll take it.

7
00:01:03,255 --> 00:01:04,500
Sister.

8
00:01:09,386 --> 00:01:11,178
She's annoying.

9
00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,883
And ugly.

10
00:01:13,057 --> 00:01:14,800
Just Karl Malden.

11
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And she will be my sister-in-law.

12
00:01:18,354 --> 00:01:19,979
How can you handle that?

13
00:01:20,106 --> 00:01:21,933
I'll tell Danny.

14
00:01:22,108 --> 00:01:25,643
We don't want to see his family.

15
00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,860
Is he okay with that?

16
00:01:28,031 --> 00:01:32,740
Danny doesn't say no.
He is obedient.

17
00:01:34,037 --> 00:01:37,905
What happened to Eric?

18
00:01:39,668 --> 00:01:42,373
If he wanted to stop it,

19
00:01:42,463 --> 00:01:45,001
he had to say something now.

20
00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:46,496
What did he say?

21
00:01:46,634 --> 00:01:49,837
That I should marry Danny.

22
00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:52,929
Did he give you a present?

23
00:01:53,016 --> 00:01:54,890
- You're so horny.
- Yes.

24
00:01:55,143 --> 00:01:57,183
You can call it that.

25
00:01:57,896 --> 00:01:59,521
You're so bad.

26
00:02:01,525 --> 00:02:03,683
The last time.

27
00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:04,982
Sure.

28
00:02:05,154 --> 00:02:09,615
Danny is so sweet.
He becomes a cardiologist.

29
00:02:09,784 --> 00:02:13,651
I'll marry him
and that zucchini in his face.

30
00:02:13,746 --> 00:02:15,240
His parents are stupid too.

31
00:02:15,331 --> 00:02:17,240
Eyes closed during sex.

32
00:02:17,333 --> 00:02:19,077
And your knees.

33
00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,871
Cousin, I'm sorry.

34
00:02:23,048 --> 00:02:24,672
<i>That hurt.</i>

35
00:02:24,841 --> 00:02:29,468
<i>That was me, Danny Maccabee, 20 years ago.</i>
<i>Pathetic, huh?</i>

36
00:02:31,348 --> 00:02:34,135
<i>I drank away my sorrows</i>

37
00:02:34,226 --> 00:02:36,848
<i>and then something happened.</i>

38
00:02:37,104 --> 00:02:42,181
You're like a Pop Tart,
hot and sweet.

39
00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,399
Hey, <i>mami.</i>

40
00:02:45,613 --> 00:02:47,238
You probably play the trumpet,

41
00:02:47,323 --> 00:02:50,490
because I'm getting all excited.

42
00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,112
You dropped your bag.

43
00:02:55,207 --> 00:02:58,991
Can I rest for a moment? Thank you.

44
00:03:00,671 --> 00:03:03,755
I just wanted to give you your bag.

45
00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:09,092
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

46
00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:11,678
You have your wife
probably not met

47
00:03:11,766 --> 00:03:13,557
in such a club.

48
00:03:14,143 --> 00:03:15,341
School canteen.

49
00:03:15,645 --> 00:03:17,684
How long have you been married?

50
00:03:18,314 --> 00:03:20,473
<i>I would tell her.</i>

51
00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,357
<i>But I didn't want to seem like a loser</i>

52
00:03:23,445 --> 00:03:26,018
<i>so I lied a little.</i>

53
00:03:26,156 --> 00:03:27,187
Six years.

54
00:03:27,616 --> 00:03:28,991
Where is she now?

55
00:03:29,451 --> 00:03:33,069
I don't ask that anymore.

56
00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,665
- How bad.
- I work too much, she says.

57
00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:41,163
I'm trying to pay for her purchasing habits

58
00:03:41,297 --> 00:03:42,625
and her cocaine.

59
00:03:42,799 --> 00:03:44,672
Why don't you leave?

60
00:03:45,051 --> 00:03:46,426
The children.

61
00:03:47,387 --> 00:03:49,261
All 14.

62
00:03:50,473 --> 00:03:55,266
I love adopting
and I won't stop there.

63
00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:57,480
Poor guy.

64
00:03:57,898 --> 00:03:59,641
Do you want to go somewhere?

65
00:04:00,108 --> 00:04:03,525
<i>That's how I discovered the power of the ring.</i>

66
00:04:03,612 --> 00:04:07,776
<i>The symbol of my humiliation</i>
<i>helped me into the saddle.</i>

67
00:04:07,867 --> 00:04:10,619
Just kidding? Snuffleupagus.

68
00:04:11,204 --> 00:04:15,248
<i>I left cardiology</i>
<i>to plastic surgery</i>

69
00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:16,917
<i>and had my nose removed.</i>

70
00:04:17,043 --> 00:04:20,210
<i>The ring was my thing.</i>

71
00:04:20,338 --> 00:04:24,383
I thought she
would stop prostitution...

72
00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:28,379
You must give that ring to a good heart.

73
00:04:28,639 --> 00:04:30,548
This is a nice moment.

74
00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:34,600
Yes. Shall we enjoy that?

75
00:04:34,728 --> 00:04:37,646
Okay. On to your room.

76
00:04:40,318 --> 00:04:43,023
<i>Sometimes I want to throw the ring away.</i>

77
00:04:43,321 --> 00:04:46,108
<i>It's wrong. I can't.</i>

78
00:04:46,241 --> 00:04:48,946
<i>He's mine.</i>

79
00:04:49,703 --> 00:04:53,321
<i>A fake marriage</i>
<i>is the perfect way</i>

80
00:04:53,415 --> 00:04:56,582
<i>for my heart no more</i>
<i>to be broken.</i>

81
00:04:56,919 --> 00:04:59,125
Cindy,
great night!

82
00:04:59,213 --> 00:05:02,591
P.S.
Thanks for not hitting me.

83
00:05:08,014 --> 00:05:09,212
What are these?

84
00:05:11,517 --> 00:05:12,597
Chest pockets.

85
00:05:12,685 --> 00:05:15,935
Women put it in their flat breasts

86
00:05:16,022 --> 00:05:18,015
and then they get bigger.

87
00:05:18,692 --> 00:05:22,025
I did not order these breast pockets.

88
00:05:22,404 --> 00:05:26,271
This is like a drink dispenser.
What is that?

89
00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:29,071
These don't feel like that.

90
00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:31,861
No... Really?

91
00:05:31,997 --> 00:05:34,204
I wanted to learn.

92
00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,250
Dr. Maccabee doesn't want inferior breasts.

93
00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,045
Get my order

94
00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,669
and ask Omar for a discount.

95
00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,716
- Okay.
- Thank you, Simon.

96
00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,293
- Is my 4 p.m. here?
- Yes.

97
00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:48,843
Kirsten Brant. Don't laugh.

98
00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:55,643
I had a bad operation.

99
00:05:56,231 --> 00:06:00,181
I should have known.
It was in a warehouse.

100
00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,021
I get it.

101
00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,188
To ask?

102
00:06:05,741 --> 00:06:08,315
No. Help me, doctor.

103
00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:13,494
Naturally. You can do better
do good right away, but...

104
00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:16,580
Are you in doubt?

105
00:06:17,671 --> 00:06:20,956
No. You are the best.

106
00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:26,507
I don't know,
but it works.

107
00:06:27,264 --> 00:06:29,138
Calm.

108
00:06:31,018 --> 00:06:32,726
Is that quiet?

109
00:06:33,646 --> 00:06:36,219
I'll pull him down for a moment.

110
00:06:36,399 --> 00:06:38,771
Okay, he's flying up.

111
00:06:40,403 --> 00:06:43,523
- Sorry.
- Why?

112
00:06:43,698 --> 00:06:48,491
Oh, dear. He really went all the way up.

113
00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:52,488
That was high. Soon it will still be in your hair.

114
00:06:54,209 --> 00:06:56,202
Maybe it should be that way.

115
00:06:56,295 --> 00:06:57,837
People like it.

116
00:06:58,464 --> 00:07:01,169
Do you also do children's parties?

117
00:07:02,551 --> 00:07:03,962
- That's not possible.
- Sorry.

118
00:07:04,053 --> 00:07:07,552
I'll give you a hug.
We'll arrange this.

119
00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:12,435
Oh, dear. I have to go. Sorry.

120
00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,188
Ding dong.

121
00:07:15,857 --> 00:07:18,229
-Eddie's here.
- Hey. My cousin.

122
00:07:19,528 --> 00:07:20,856
Oh, dear.

123
00:07:21,071 --> 00:07:24,321
Wild eyebrows. Nice.

124
00:07:24,449 --> 00:07:25,730
Do you have plans?

125
00:07:26,493 --> 00:07:29,909
- I have appointments.
- Ah.

126
00:07:30,164 --> 00:07:31,362
Brauw.

127
00:07:31,749 --> 00:07:32,947
Geez.

128
00:07:33,209 --> 00:07:35,878
No matter who you date,

129
00:07:36,045 --> 00:07:38,750
they don't have what I have,

130
00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,954
do you understand?

131
00:07:40,049 --> 00:07:41,294
Okay, Eddie.

132
00:07:41,384 --> 00:07:44,385
Yes, a very good one,
I made it.

133
00:07:44,471 --> 00:07:46,262
Your penis is enlarged?

134
00:07:47,265 --> 00:07:48,296
Yes.

135
00:07:48,558 --> 00:07:52,058
Do people do that? Hilarious.

136
00:07:52,437 --> 00:07:54,726
Until the 28th, Dr. Maccabee.

137
00:07:56,024 --> 00:08:00,437
Why are you telling everyone that?

138
00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,982
Do I keep secrets?
Katherine knows it too.

139
00:08:04,075 --> 00:08:07,408
She was there. She held the magnifying glass.

140
00:08:07,495 --> 00:08:09,155
Yes. And the tweezers.

141
00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:10,570
How nice.

142
00:08:10,665 --> 00:08:12,705
Have you tried it yet?

143
00:08:13,501 --> 00:08:17,582
Yes. There are some dents in it.

144
00:08:18,548 --> 00:08:19,627
- Yes.
- Real?

145
00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,254
Not from a human.
From a doll.

146
00:08:33,564 --> 00:08:35,356
Hey, Adon. Yo.

147
00:08:35,441 --> 00:08:37,897
Danny. So glad you're here.

148
00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,693
- How are you?
- Do you have Botox?

149
00:08:39,779 --> 00:08:42,068
No, my cousin Eddie.

150
00:08:42,198 --> 00:08:43,740
Nice to meet you, Eddie.

151
00:08:44,033 --> 00:08:46,869
- Is it Halloween?
- Just kidding?

152
00:08:46,953 --> 00:08:48,329
Want more done?

153
00:08:48,497 --> 00:08:50,240
Some here and there.

154
00:08:50,457 --> 00:08:51,832
Maintenance.

155
00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:54,165
I want to keep up, Danny.

156
00:08:54,253 --> 00:08:57,004
I don't need much
just a little.

157
00:08:57,089 --> 00:09:00,043
You have to stop.
Do you feel anything else?

158
00:09:00,259 --> 00:09:02,086
In this spot.

159
00:09:02,178 --> 00:09:06,010
And then further, death.

160
00:09:09,811 --> 00:09:10,925
Is that a car alarm?

161
00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:12,894
- He laughs.
- Oh, okay.

162
00:09:13,022 --> 00:09:15,893
I wanted your cousin Danny,
but he didn't want to.

163
00:09:15,984 --> 00:09:18,522
He didn't want to participate.

164
00:09:18,653 --> 00:09:21,738
It was dangerous. You have to cut down.

165
00:09:22,783 --> 00:09:24,657
See? That's not allowed.

166
00:09:24,743 --> 00:09:26,535
Adon. Adon.

167
00:09:26,996 --> 00:09:29,119
Ariel scraped his knee. Terrible.

168
00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:31,532
What is? Calm.
What should I do?

169
00:09:31,625 --> 00:09:33,702
- It's bleeding.
- I can stitch it up.

170
00:09:33,794 --> 00:09:35,454
- Grab my bag.
- Okay.

171
00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:37,672
Have you fallen?

172
00:09:37,882 --> 00:09:38,997
Yes.

173
00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:43,214
Have you stumbled?

174
00:09:43,430 --> 00:09:45,802
No, I was distracted.

175
00:09:46,224 --> 00:09:47,422
By what?

176
00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:48,674
A girl.

177
00:09:48,894 --> 00:09:51,563
Your mother?

178
00:09:51,688 --> 00:09:52,803
No.

179
00:09:52,981 --> 00:09:56,647
Your stepmother is a piece of shit.
I can say that.

180
00:09:56,735 --> 00:09:59,571
This is an anesthetic.
Don't think.

181
00:10:00,656 --> 00:10:03,823
Think about your face. Good.

182
00:10:04,202 --> 00:10:05,779
Blonde, brown, red?

183
00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:11,327
Blonde, tanned, tall, beautiful body.

184
00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:12,747
Nipples.

185
00:10:13,128 --> 00:10:16,212
Should I anesthetize anything else?

186
00:10:16,298 --> 00:10:17,922
No. I'm fine.

187
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:21,254
I'm still alive.

188
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,481
Well done. That was sweet.

189
00:10:34,692 --> 00:10:36,519
You are the distraction.

190
00:10:36,694 --> 00:10:40,395
- What?
- He was distracted and fell.

191
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:42,782
So I get the blame.

192
00:10:42,867 --> 00:10:45,489
Your beauty pushed him down the stairs.

193
00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,370
Good luck in court.

194
00:10:47,456 --> 00:10:50,492
Wisengruber? Is that from <i>Gossip Girl?</i>

195
00:10:51,335 --> 00:10:53,873
Of course you will find each other.

196
00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:56,750
Carefully. Plastic surgeons

197
00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:59,124
know how to do it.

198
00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:03,378
Okay, Adon.

199
00:11:07,769 --> 00:11:11,897
I don't understand that.
Doesn't it always look fake?

200
00:11:12,065 --> 00:11:14,188
Depends. I'm good.

201
00:11:14,276 --> 00:11:16,268
- Here are my patients.
- Yes?

202
00:11:16,361 --> 00:11:20,858
Real. See if you see a normal person.

203
00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:23,034
She?

204
00:11:23,243 --> 00:11:24,654
She of <i>Saw?</i>

205
00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:27,199
Okay. Who then?

206
00:11:27,748 --> 00:11:31,248
Okay. Do you see him there?

207
00:11:31,627 --> 00:11:33,252
Sexy Buttocks?

208
00:11:33,671 --> 00:11:37,087
- Before me he was No Butt.
- Real?

209
00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:39,298
- His back turned into his legs.
- Yay.

210
00:11:39,385 --> 00:11:41,425
He fell straight into the toilet.

211
00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:45,129
Romantic, huh?

212
00:11:46,143 --> 00:11:48,812
How long have you lived in LA?

213
00:11:48,896 --> 00:11:50,354
Almost two years.

214
00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:52,856
So a lot of auditions.

215
00:11:53,317 --> 00:11:55,938
- Do you think I'm an actress?
- Yes.

216
00:11:56,028 --> 00:11:58,733
I am a math teacher.

217
00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:02,400
Are there no schools in North Carolina?

218
00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:05,532
My parents divorced.

219
00:12:05,622 --> 00:12:08,623
When I was in 8th grade. Very nasty.

220
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:12,878
I didn't want to choose a side, so...

221
00:12:13,255 --> 00:12:17,716
I wanted change
and moved to LA.

222
00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:21,670
The right place.
Nobody gets divorced here.

223
00:12:23,057 --> 00:12:26,556
I don't know anyone as young as you. Nice.

224
00:12:27,353 --> 00:12:29,809
Oh, no. Your first lie.

225
00:12:30,231 --> 00:12:32,188
You are good. Okay.

226
00:12:32,442 --> 00:12:35,561
I don't know anyone as young as you

227
00:12:35,904 --> 00:12:38,573
with which we click so well.

228
00:12:38,698 --> 00:12:42,910
With no woman
of any age.

229
00:12:44,287 --> 00:12:47,822
I can tell when you're lying
and when not.

230
00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:51,960
Yes. The second was true.

231
00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:53,542
I know.

232
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:08,886
That was the best night
of my life.

233
00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:13,140
Yes. This feels like it...

234
00:13:13,777 --> 00:13:15,604
Can be real.

235
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,237
It's real too.

236
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,193
I have to work

237
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,744
but give your number

238
00:13:22,828 --> 00:13:25,948
so you can take me out.

239
00:13:26,582 --> 00:13:30,165
I have a ticket. Take it.

240
00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:34,715
Call me. Don't let me down.

241
00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:38,876
If I take it,
you see me naked in daylight.

242
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,844
That won't work out.

243
00:13:45,936 --> 00:13:47,181
What is this?

244
00:13:48,522 --> 00:13:49,933
A circle?

245
00:13:50,149 --> 00:13:52,770
A wedding ring? Are you married?

246
00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:55,150
No. I'm not married.

247
00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:58,448
That's not mine.

248
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:01,820
Whose wedding ring are you carrying?

249
00:14:02,328 --> 00:14:05,947
Listen, give me a minute.

250
00:14:06,249 --> 00:14:07,364
Go ahead.

251
00:14:08,376 --> 00:14:09,752
I need more.

252
00:14:09,836 --> 00:14:12,458
- I'm so stupid.
- No.

253
00:14:12,589 --> 00:14:14,416
Don't call.

254
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:16,127
No, Palmer.

255
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:24,389
I told you about that fake marriage
you would break up.

256
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,387
Tell her the truth.

257
00:14:26,479 --> 00:14:28,187
Do you think that's possible?

258
00:14:28,981 --> 00:14:30,808
You be her for a moment.

259
00:14:31,025 --> 00:14:32,685
Okay. Guard.

260
00:14:34,696 --> 00:14:38,112
She's not like that, but okay.

261
00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:41,065
I wear that fake ring sometimes...

262
00:14:41,161 --> 00:14:42,192
Boar.

263
00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:46,208
Sorry. Boar.

264
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,409
What is? You're walking funny.

265
00:14:48,502 --> 00:14:51,836
My back. I slept on the beach.

266
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:54,129
When do you strengthen your back?

267
00:14:54,216 --> 00:14:57,550
Flomax. And not once a month.

268
00:14:57,637 --> 00:15:00,803
- No time.
- Well. Don't say that.

269
00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:04,052
Mom said Cary Grant never worked out.

270
00:15:04,143 --> 00:15:07,098
He always took the stairs.

271
00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:09,680
Should I imitate Cary Grant's butler?

272
00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:10,806
- Listen.
- What?

273
00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:13,189
Hello? No, he's dead.

274
00:15:13,362 --> 00:15:14,986
Okay, bye.

275
00:15:15,531 --> 00:15:16,729
Nice. Funny.

276
00:15:16,824 --> 00:15:18,366
Mom, give me money.

277
00:15:18,742 --> 00:15:20,569
Hi. How are you?

278
00:15:20,661 --> 00:15:23,947
Say goodbye to Dr. Maccabee.

279
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:26,958
Hello Dr. Danny. How are you?

280
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,128
Is that Dr. Doolittle?
Why does she talk like that?

281
00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,252
She's working on accents.

282
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,507
I'm taking acting classes this summer.

283
00:15:35,677 --> 00:15:38,298
I'm going to be the next Miley Cyrus.

284
00:15:38,388 --> 00:15:40,796
Do you like <i>Hannah Montana</i>?

285
00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:42,806
No, <i>Californication.</i>

286
00:15:42,934 --> 00:15:45,686
When are you watching that?

287
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,980
Rosa makes us watch Showtime.

288
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:52,020
Eat the mushroom.

289
00:15:52,695 --> 00:15:54,734
You're strict, aren't you?

290
00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:56,068
Dr. Danny?

291
00:15:56,365 --> 00:15:57,397
Yes?

292
00:15:57,492 --> 00:16:00,362
Are you taking me with you?
to Hawaii to see the dolphins?

293
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:02,861
To Hawaii? No.

294
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:05,620
I saw a show on Discovery.

295
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:09,493
In Hawaii you can
swim with dolphins for money.

296
00:16:09,588 --> 00:16:10,619
Okay.

297
00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:13,668
I don't have that.
Mom says you're rich.

298
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:15,633
-Michael.
- It's okay.

299
00:16:15,719 --> 00:16:19,883
Maybe you should
going to deliver newspapers or something.

300
00:16:20,015 --> 00:16:23,634
Because rich people don't give away trips.

301
00:16:23,769 --> 00:16:25,892
This is how they stay rich. Got it?

302
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:29,349
Mom says you do charity work.

303
00:16:29,692 --> 00:16:34,817
Yes, such as cleft lips or deformities.

304
00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:38,068
Not to Hawaii.
Then they arrest me.

305
00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:41,860
Would you take me there?
if I was deformed?

306
00:16:41,955 --> 00:16:45,205
Yes, and then I left you there,

307
00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:46,621
because then I didn't want to see you.

308
00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,502
I want change.

309
00:16:48,754 --> 00:16:51,921
And I want to hear you eat it.

310
00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:55,343
Mom, can I do a Devlin?

311
00:16:55,469 --> 00:16:58,043
Down the hall. Are you coming with him?

312
00:16:58,222 --> 00:17:00,892
We open in five minutes.

313
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:02,968
Really, mother.

314
00:17:03,144 --> 00:17:05,220
Okay, Winston Churchill.

315
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:08,309
He said, “Devlin.”
What does that mean?

316
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:12,351
That was a friend
from my student association

317
00:17:12,446 --> 00:17:14,771
whose name was Devlin Adams...

318
00:17:15,199 --> 00:17:17,156
No girlfriend. Enemy.

319
00:17:17,326 --> 00:17:19,402
- A freed?
- Yes.

320
00:17:20,037 --> 00:17:23,371
You probably like her.
She's very fake.

321
00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:27,954
She wanted the nicest clothes
and prettiest boys and...

322
00:17:28,087 --> 00:17:30,163
- She's bothering you.
- Really bad.

323
00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:32,926
One evening I drank wine.

324
00:17:33,009 --> 00:17:34,966
- A bottle.
- A bottle.

325
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:40,850
I was so tired of it
that the children said: 'I have to shit.

326
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,428
"I have to poop."

327
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:47,104
I said it was called 'doing a Devlin'.
They liked it.

328
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,650
It stuck.

329
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,686
I say black pickle.

330
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,569
- What?
- I'm not saying.

331
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,778
- Out loud? Nice.
- To people.

332
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,526
What are we doing about my love life?

333
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,737
I'd feel bad if I did

334
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:04,036
thought it was important
that you sleep with 23 year olds.

335
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,332
You're not listening.

336
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:11,545
This is not just anything.
I mean it.

337
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,176
This is real.

338
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,966
I see myself settling down with her.

339
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:21,093
So the truth is not possible.

340
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,348
Highscore.

341
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,311
Sorry.

342
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:27,105
Glad things are going well.

343
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:29,733
Don't get serious

344
00:18:29,819 --> 00:18:32,108
because then there is a marriage.

345
00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:34,652
Then a divorce, and then...

346
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:35,939
Look at them.

347
00:18:36,368 --> 00:18:38,444
Their father would pick them up.

348
00:18:38,537 --> 00:18:40,079
- Not so?
- Again.

349
00:18:40,163 --> 00:18:41,278
You know what?

350
00:18:41,373 --> 00:18:43,864
At least I'm divorced.

351
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:45,288
Yes.

352
00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:48,959
Wait a minute.

353
00:18:56,055 --> 00:18:57,336
Go ahead.

354
00:18:57,765 --> 00:19:00,221
Oh, no. Palmer, Palmer.

355
00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:01,887
I didn't want to see you.

356
00:19:01,978 --> 00:19:03,686
I want to explain something to you.

357
00:19:03,772 --> 00:19:05,930
Let me explain.

358
00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:10,395
I don't want a married man.

359
00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,147
My father cheated on me.

360
00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,066
I don't want to be that woman.

361
00:19:14,158 --> 00:19:16,067
Adulterer.

362
00:19:16,368 --> 00:19:18,361
Calm down, Damien.

363
00:19:18,454 --> 00:19:20,281
His name is Silas.

364
00:19:20,831 --> 00:19:22,789
I'll kill you.

365
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:24,911
Come on.

366
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,829
I'm married.

367
00:19:28,131 --> 00:19:32,081
But it's terrible.
She doesn't talk to me anymore.

368
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,135
They all say that.

369
00:19:34,221 --> 00:19:36,178
Then get divorced.

370
00:19:36,264 --> 00:19:37,427
I do.

371
00:19:39,184 --> 00:19:41,592
- Real?
- It's over.

372
00:19:41,895 --> 00:19:44,932
I destroyed a marriage.

373
00:19:45,149 --> 00:19:47,225
I'm feeling nauseous.

374
00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:51,398
No, it was a long time ago.

375
00:19:51,781 --> 00:19:54,817
We'll sign in a few days

376
00:19:54,909 --> 00:19:57,068
and then she can go up into the tree.

377
00:19:57,287 --> 00:19:58,366
What's her name?

378
00:19:58,621 --> 00:19:59,902
Mrs Maccabee.

379
00:20:01,124 --> 00:20:05,204
Her first name? Devlin.

380
00:20:06,129 --> 00:20:07,458
Her name is Devlin?

381
00:20:07,714 --> 00:20:10,384
Bad name, huh? Yes.

382
00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:14,335
But we're parting

383
00:20:14,597 --> 00:20:18,760
because she cheated on me.

384
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,966
I didn't catch her.

385
00:20:20,061 --> 00:20:24,141
The TV series <i>Cheaters</i> caught her.

386
00:20:25,108 --> 00:20:28,726
I asked them not to broadcast it,
too painful.

387
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:32,770
They burned the tire.

388
00:20:33,241 --> 00:20:34,819
There is another?

389
00:20:35,118 --> 00:20:37,788
Yes. Dolph.

390
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:39,409
Dolph?

391
00:20:39,498 --> 00:20:42,333
Dolph Lundgren. Yes.

392
00:20:42,543 --> 00:20:44,002
That of <i>Rocky IV?</i>

393
00:20:44,169 --> 00:20:46,708
No, another one.

394
00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:51,668
If you call it
this person will get angry, so don't do it.

395
00:20:51,844 --> 00:20:53,754
Men always say that.

396
00:20:53,846 --> 00:20:54,926
They never do it.

397
00:20:55,014 --> 00:20:57,137
She is happy with Dolph.

398
00:20:57,225 --> 00:20:59,383
Good for her.
Now me.

399
00:20:59,477 --> 00:21:01,719
And I can only do that with you.

400
00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:02,892
Okay?

401
00:21:03,398 --> 00:21:08,191
I want to be with you
and not be an adulterer

402
00:21:08,278 --> 00:21:11,979
or adulterer
or whatever that kid called me.

403
00:21:12,491 --> 00:21:13,522
Okay.

404
00:21:13,617 --> 00:21:14,696
Okay?

405
00:21:15,035 --> 00:21:17,158
I want to hear it from her.

406
00:21:17,872 --> 00:21:20,114
Can she text you?

407
00:21:20,499 --> 00:21:22,208
I want to meet her.

408
00:21:27,382 --> 00:21:28,633
We'll do it.

409
00:21:29,134 --> 00:21:31,340
Should I play your wife?

410
00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:33,467
And my name is Devlin?

411
00:21:33,555 --> 00:21:36,129
I almost shit a Devlin in my pants.

412
00:21:36,224 --> 00:21:38,466
I panicked.

413
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,929
You make up a fake woman every Friday.

414
00:21:42,022 --> 00:21:44,513
Yes. Doesn't that say something?

415
00:21:44,608 --> 00:21:45,771
Have you figured it out?

416
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,733
that she will come in someday

417
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:51,865
and see that I'm your assistant?

418
00:21:52,033 --> 00:21:55,283
Plastic surgeon.
You will look different.

419
00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:57,197
- Cut, cut.
- What?

420
00:21:57,288 --> 00:21:58,866
I'll buy a fake mustache.

421
00:21:58,957 --> 00:22:01,911
You really haven't thought about it.

422
00:22:02,002 --> 00:22:04,872
Just look at those clothes.

423
00:22:04,963 --> 00:22:06,707
Look. I don't wear...

424
00:22:06,798 --> 00:22:09,586
I have clothes. It's okay.

425
00:22:09,718 --> 00:22:11,510
But cheap clothes.

426
00:22:11,595 --> 00:22:13,588
You're a surgeon's wife.

427
00:22:13,681 --> 00:22:16,053
You're a sexy first wife.

428
00:22:16,142 --> 00:22:17,517
- You...
- Not so.

429
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,353
You ask for it. I'm done.

430
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:27,937
- Wow. Geez.
- Nice.

431
00:22:28,029 --> 00:22:31,066
I haven't worn heels in a long time.

432
00:22:31,241 --> 00:22:33,198
- Okay.
- Geez. Okay.

433
00:22:33,368 --> 00:22:35,076
Over there. Great.

434
00:22:35,162 --> 00:22:38,578
These are beautiful.

435
00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:40,914
- How expensive?
-$1700.

436
00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:43,665
Are you included?

437
00:22:44,713 --> 00:22:47,880
My childhood home cost $1700. No.

438
00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:53,001
Did Mickey Mantle draw them?
Are they from panda?

439
00:22:53,097 --> 00:22:54,473
- We're going.
- You know what?

440
00:22:54,557 --> 00:22:56,349
We don't need them.

441
00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:58,226
Because I...

442
00:22:58,395 --> 00:23:01,894
I don't feel well.
Is it warm here?

443
00:23:02,065 --> 00:23:04,770
I don't know if I can tonight.

444
00:23:04,943 --> 00:23:08,028
Okay. We'll take them.

445
00:23:09,156 --> 00:23:11,315
- Your Christmas bonus.
- Oh, really?

446
00:23:11,408 --> 00:23:13,152
Then I also want them in blue.

447
00:23:13,244 --> 00:23:15,995
For when the heel breaks or I want to cuddle.

448
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,120
- Beautiful.
- I disgust you.

449
00:23:18,207 --> 00:23:19,999
That's why we divorce.

450
00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:23,370
Because you are greedy and selfish.

451
00:23:24,964 --> 00:23:27,634
You also need the bag.

452
00:23:27,801 --> 00:23:29,592
Yes.

453
00:23:29,761 --> 00:23:31,505
Thank you, Laurie.

454
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,471
They stand up for each other. Sweet.

455
00:23:33,557 --> 00:23:35,265
On your side. Shocking.

456
00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:38,304
- You asked for it.
- You for this.

457
00:24:06,884 --> 00:24:07,915
No.

458
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:10,751
No.

459
00:24:17,061 --> 00:24:20,596
No way.

460
00:24:20,732 --> 00:24:21,811
What, no?

461
00:24:21,983 --> 00:24:23,394
No? What, no?

462
00:24:23,568 --> 00:24:26,652
No hope. There is only one word for it.

463
00:24:26,821 --> 00:24:29,063
- What then?
- Neglect.

464
00:24:29,741 --> 00:24:32,576
That's the word. Are you the man?

465
00:24:32,744 --> 00:24:34,986
The future ex.

466
00:24:35,164 --> 00:24:36,409
We're getting divorced.

467
00:24:36,498 --> 00:24:39,072
He's going to divorce your head.

468
00:24:39,168 --> 00:24:40,995
That's true, Ernesto.

469
00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:43,661
Your hair is so bad that I...

470
00:24:43,839 --> 00:24:46,794
It is dull, dead, lifeless.

471
00:24:46,926 --> 00:24:49,547
- And stinks.
- Not so bad...

472
00:24:49,637 --> 00:24:51,096
- I see.
- Bad guy.

473
00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:53,422
Bad guy. High-five.

474
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,183
Guys, come on. Ernesto,

475
00:24:57,687 --> 00:25:00,439
do something so we can go home.

476
00:25:00,524 --> 00:25:03,940
I'm going to do something great.

477
00:25:04,027 --> 00:25:06,186
Katya. Yuri, Mrs. Hwiggins.

478
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,478
Get started.

479
00:25:09,450 --> 00:25:10,944
You seem nervous.

480
00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:14,119
She makes me tense.

481
00:25:14,288 --> 00:25:15,699
Sorry about this.

482
00:25:15,873 --> 00:25:17,284
No, I get it.

483
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,415
I want to put this behind me

484
00:25:19,502 --> 00:25:21,294
and the good part begins.

485
00:25:21,379 --> 00:25:24,879
That can happen quickly. This evening.

486
00:25:24,966 --> 00:25:26,377
Good Lord, yes.

487
00:25:45,571 --> 00:25:47,398
Is that her?

488
00:25:48,074 --> 00:25:49,402
I think so.

489
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:54,163
She is beautiful.

490
00:25:54,789 --> 00:25:56,663
Great shoes.

491
00:25:56,833 --> 00:26:00,534
She has five pairs of them.
Just ask one.

492
00:26:01,797 --> 00:26:05,462
Henderson. Do you see Dr. Maccabee somewhere...

493
00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:10,342
There. Let the engine run,
it doesn't take long.

494
00:26:10,431 --> 00:26:11,711
Hello, boring pie.

495
00:26:11,807 --> 00:26:13,515
Is that a driver?

496
00:26:13,601 --> 00:26:15,143
It's part of my role.

497
00:26:15,311 --> 00:26:16,592
Okay.

498
00:26:17,063 --> 00:26:19,352
Palmer. Hi.

499
00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:23,018
Devlin Maccabee. Soon to be single-abee.

500
00:26:23,862 --> 00:26:27,029
Waiter. Excuse me. Anyone?

501
00:26:27,115 --> 00:26:29,571
Yes. Something to drink, ma'am?

502
00:26:29,826 --> 00:26:35,034
Hello. I do want you. Is that possible?

503
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:38,698
Just kidding. Unless you want to.

504
00:26:40,004 --> 00:26:42,080
Just kidding. No.

505
00:26:42,798 --> 00:26:46,843
Nobody knows.
Martinis, and keep it coming.

506
00:26:47,303 --> 00:26:49,794
Just have a dirty martini.

507
00:26:49,889 --> 00:26:51,134
That was a good one.

508
00:26:51,224 --> 00:26:53,762
So, Palmer.

509
00:26:53,852 --> 00:26:55,476
You had sex.

510
00:26:59,149 --> 00:27:02,898
Sorry. I had...

511
00:27:03,070 --> 00:27:05,526
It doesn't matter.

512
00:27:05,823 --> 00:27:09,239
I'm glad his thing still works.

513
00:27:09,326 --> 00:27:12,743
Because he had a problem

514
00:27:13,831 --> 00:27:15,623
with ED. Here.

515
00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:16,823
Okay.

516
00:27:16,918 --> 00:27:18,377
What is ED? I...

517
00:27:18,544 --> 00:27:20,833
Forgotten. You're fifteen.

518
00:27:22,424 --> 00:27:25,709
Erectile dysfunction, honey.

519
00:27:26,094 --> 00:27:29,962
You want to throw darts, but...

520
00:27:30,057 --> 00:27:33,508
You throw cooked spaghetti.

521
00:27:33,644 --> 00:27:34,759
Okay. Yes.

522
00:27:35,104 --> 00:27:39,102
My spaghetti was not fond of the balls.

523
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:41,599
They were too greasy.

524
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:47,652
Many people really like my meatballs.

525
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:51,782
Many homeless people.

526
00:27:51,955 --> 00:27:53,864
They eat everything.

527
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:58,450
I think it's strange that you remember everything.

528
00:27:58,545 --> 00:28:00,787
With all those pills of yours.

529
00:28:01,423 --> 00:28:02,882
She likes pills.

530
00:28:02,966 --> 00:28:04,710
I ask: 'What are we eating?'

531
00:28:04,802 --> 00:28:08,135
'Purple pills, green pills

532
00:28:08,222 --> 00:28:12,600
'and some nice yellow ones
that just came out of the oven.'

533
00:28:12,727 --> 00:28:13,841
Remember?

534
00:28:15,313 --> 00:28:17,519
I had to amuse myself with something

535
00:28:17,607 --> 00:28:23,147
while he was on the toilet
with his spastic intestine.

536
00:28:23,405 --> 00:28:25,196
Another disease. Okay.

537
00:28:25,282 --> 00:28:30,621
I sat on our bed the wedding night

538
00:28:30,704 --> 00:28:35,331
and listened to a symphony

539
00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:40,329
of horns and tubas from the bathroom.

540
00:28:40,715 --> 00:28:44,380
With the smell of a dead cat
and fajitas

541
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:49,594
this leads to a reduced libido.

542
00:28:51,977 --> 00:28:53,519
Did you kick me?

543
00:28:53,854 --> 00:28:56,938
No. You? Why?

544
00:28:57,357 --> 00:29:00,524
I have leg spasms.

545
00:29:03,948 --> 00:29:06,902
A side effect of all those pills.

546
00:29:06,992 --> 00:29:11,121
It's better now. I'm sober. Sorry.

547
00:29:11,205 --> 00:29:12,284
It doesn't matter.

548
00:29:12,373 --> 00:29:15,376
The thirteenth step. Drink.

549
00:29:16,044 --> 00:29:19,828
Henderson, you bastard.
Don't text, open the door.

550
00:29:19,923 --> 00:29:22,129
- Why do you call me that?
- Play along.

551
00:29:22,217 --> 00:29:24,708
Palmer, nice to meet you.

552
00:29:24,886 --> 00:29:26,464
The same.

553
00:29:26,805 --> 00:29:28,597
Look at you guys.

554
00:29:28,682 --> 00:29:31,387
- Just like Barbie and...
- Yes.

555
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,305
...Grandpa Ken.

556
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:41,859
Even though it didn't work for us...

557
00:29:42,488 --> 00:29:44,315
As if it didn't happen.

558
00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:45,605
Indeed.

559
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,072
- I want Danny to be happy.
- Look.

560
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,324
Happy.

561
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:50,741
- Good night.
- Okay.

562
00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,075
Hello.

563
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,789
It's her drug dealer.

564
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,419
Give her now.

565
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,416
Really, honey?

566
00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:03,381
You know you got your brothers stuff
not allowed to sell on eBay.

567
00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:05,219
Hey. Into the car.

568
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,419
No, it's fine.

569
00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:11,259
We'll talk about that later, lady.

570
00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:13,679
You would think...

571
00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:18,185
Do you have children?

572
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,606
Do you have... children?

573
00:30:23,365 --> 00:30:28,074
We have some children.

574
00:30:28,162 --> 00:30:30,866
When would you tell that?

575
00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:35,535
Listen, I have to go to those kids.

576
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:37,627
Palmer, really nice.

577
00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:38,793
Danny.

578
00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:42,377
No, no. Hey.

579
00:30:42,677 --> 00:30:43,957
Okay.

580
00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:49,179
Do you really mind, or...

581
00:30:49,726 --> 00:30:52,395
The opposite.

582
00:30:52,813 --> 00:30:55,386
The opposite? Fine?

583
00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:57,938
- I love children.
- Yes.

584
00:30:58,026 --> 00:31:00,019
You don't seem like that.

585
00:31:00,362 --> 00:31:04,574
I love children.

586
00:31:04,658 --> 00:31:06,817
That's really something for me.

587
00:31:06,911 --> 00:31:08,156
What are they called?

588
00:31:08,829 --> 00:31:12,246
What are they called again?

589
00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:17,081
The girl is Kiki Dee.

590
00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:20,749
The boy is Bart.

591
00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:24,254
An abbreviation of Barto.

592
00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:26,137
I want to meet them.

593
00:31:26,515 --> 00:31:27,594
Naturally.

594
00:31:28,392 --> 00:31:30,016
So mom doesn't know this?

595
00:31:30,102 --> 00:31:31,300
Not yet.

596
00:31:31,395 --> 00:31:33,020
This is kidnapping.

597
00:31:33,105 --> 00:31:34,268
By a creepy stranger.

598
00:31:34,356 --> 00:31:35,637
What? No.

599
00:31:35,733 --> 00:31:38,354
Is that guy from <i>Dateline NBC</i> coming like this?

600
00:31:38,444 --> 00:31:42,857
No. I've known you for a long time and Rosa is there.

601
00:31:45,201 --> 00:31:47,692
She does what Rosa always does.

602
00:31:47,787 --> 00:31:49,412
- She's scary.
- Yes.

603
00:31:49,539 --> 00:31:50,702
That's how we do it.

604
00:31:50,957 --> 00:31:55,916
You are my fake children this afternoon.

605
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,003
Tell her the truth.

606
00:31:59,091 --> 00:32:00,170
Do you know that?

607
00:32:00,259 --> 00:32:03,295
Mom tells us everything.
Wedding ring guy.

608
00:32:03,387 --> 00:32:04,550
- What?
- Geez.

609
00:32:04,638 --> 00:32:07,556
Have you seen <i>Gossip Girl</i>?
So good.

610
00:32:07,642 --> 00:32:09,515
She's not like that.

611
00:32:09,602 --> 00:32:11,809
Your mother is wrong.

612
00:32:11,896 --> 00:32:14,566
I can't tell her now.

613
00:32:14,649 --> 00:32:17,105
I thought you wanted to act.

614
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,394
Then pay us.

615
00:32:19,487 --> 00:32:21,943
I pay in experience.

616
00:32:22,074 --> 00:32:23,947
I want real money.

617
00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:26,405
Okay, what do you want?

618
00:32:26,495 --> 00:32:30,824
$600 a day and overtime
for longer than 8 hours.

619
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,494
I do hair and makeup.

620
00:32:32,585 --> 00:32:35,539
And you pay for the acting camp

621
00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:37,669
that Mom can't afford.

622
00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:41,969
$50 and a course at the YMCA.

623
00:32:42,428 --> 00:32:44,670
$500 and a 4 week course.

624
00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:47,302
$300 and a 3 week course.

625
00:32:47,434 --> 00:32:48,465
Okay.

626
00:32:49,853 --> 00:32:52,225
I would have done it for $500.

627
00:32:52,481 --> 00:32:54,189
Me for the experience.

628
00:32:56,693 --> 00:32:57,856
Michael, you are.

629
00:32:57,945 --> 00:32:59,024
First offer?

630
00:32:59,196 --> 00:33:02,945
Hawaii to swim with dolphins.

631
00:33:03,117 --> 00:33:04,944
You don't let that go.

632
00:33:05,036 --> 00:33:07,028
Not that. Something else?

633
00:33:07,121 --> 00:33:09,161
Just find someone else.

634
00:33:15,296 --> 00:33:19,164
Oh, the mafia look. Well done.

635
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:22,504
We negotiate.
Do you want something different?

636
00:33:23,138 --> 00:33:24,467
A flying pony.

637
00:33:24,556 --> 00:33:27,344
I want that too
but that's not possible.

638
00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:30,811
Then a normal one.
And his name is Nelson.

639
00:33:31,147 --> 00:33:33,982
A Playstation 3
whose name is Nelson?

640
00:33:34,734 --> 00:33:35,813
Go on.

641
00:33:36,068 --> 00:33:37,895
Four games.

642
00:33:37,987 --> 00:33:39,066
Five.

643
00:33:39,155 --> 00:33:42,820
And the meeting
is at J.D. McFunnigans.

644
00:33:42,992 --> 00:33:45,318
And Charlie Choo-Choos?

645
00:33:45,745 --> 00:33:48,236
Say that again and I'll be gone.

646
00:33:48,331 --> 00:33:50,739
Calm down, boy.

647
00:33:51,043 --> 00:33:55,586
I want unlimited coins.

648
00:33:55,672 --> 00:33:59,172
I don't want them to suddenly run out.

649
00:33:59,844 --> 00:34:03,509
That will work. Deal?

650
00:34:06,684 --> 00:34:07,715
Deal.

651
00:34:08,019 --> 00:34:10,510
But you have to eat that pizza.

652
00:34:13,733 --> 00:34:15,192
Can I do an accent?

653
00:34:15,277 --> 00:34:16,854
- Let's hear it.
- 'Ello.

654
00:34:16,945 --> 00:34:18,655
- No.
- Okay.

655
00:34:18,864 --> 00:34:21,485
My children? Are you crazy?

656
00:34:21,575 --> 00:34:23,283
Is this a joke?

657
00:34:23,368 --> 00:34:25,408
You answered the phone.

658
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:26,527
That's not...

659
00:34:26,622 --> 00:34:28,081
Mrs Harrington...

660
00:34:29,291 --> 00:34:30,951
The doctor is ready.

661
00:34:32,378 --> 00:34:34,869
That you do this for sex.

662
00:34:34,964 --> 00:34:36,707
Disgusting. Pathetic.

663
00:34:36,799 --> 00:34:39,172
I don't want sex. I already have that.

664
00:34:39,260 --> 00:34:42,676
I wouldn't mind more. That's what I'm for.

665
00:34:42,764 --> 00:34:45,765
Sit down, Mrs. Harrington.
Shirt off.

666
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:51,803
I smell something. Perfume.

667
00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:55,808
Is that you?

668
00:34:57,821 --> 00:34:58,984
Maybe.

669
00:34:59,573 --> 00:35:00,818
Date?

670
00:35:01,075 --> 00:35:03,744
No. A lunch.

671
00:35:03,995 --> 00:35:05,987
With whom?

672
00:35:06,664 --> 00:35:09,416
Dr. Gervitz's office manager.

673
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,580
His name is Brian.

674
00:35:10,668 --> 00:35:12,495
The one with the gray goatee?

675
00:35:12,587 --> 00:35:15,339
- You know what?
- Hey, I'm Brian.

676
00:35:15,423 --> 00:35:17,749
- How mean.
- Would you like to have lunch?

677
00:35:17,843 --> 00:35:19,919
After the demonstration?

678
00:35:20,012 --> 00:35:22,633
We have to stop the squirrels.

679
00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:26,558
He plays bass, right?

680
00:35:28,854 --> 00:35:30,397
The bra can also be taken off.

681
00:35:30,690 --> 00:35:34,557
He plays bass and writes songs.

682
00:35:34,735 --> 00:35:37,274
About how his tail stinks?

683
00:35:37,363 --> 00:35:40,115
Mrs. Harrington, hands on hips.

684
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,117
One of the funbags isn't having any fun.

685
00:35:43,203 --> 00:35:44,578
What happened?

686
00:35:44,663 --> 00:35:47,450
- I bumped into the car door...
- Yes.

687
00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:51,788
...and I heard a bang
and then sloshed.

688
00:35:51,962 --> 00:35:54,251
Yes. I think.

689
00:35:58,052 --> 00:35:59,131
What are you doing?

690
00:35:59,470 --> 00:36:02,091
The kids or Brian.

691
00:36:02,181 --> 00:36:03,379
Stop.

692
00:36:03,474 --> 00:36:05,716
Can I have a moment?

693
00:36:06,102 --> 00:36:07,300
Stop.

694
00:36:08,563 --> 00:36:09,808
Yes.

695
00:36:10,231 --> 00:36:12,141
- Hello?
- Yeah, man.

696
00:36:12,817 --> 00:36:14,146
-Brian?
- Lie down.

697
00:36:14,236 --> 00:36:16,809
Yes, hi. Certainly.

698
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:19,564
Sushi is cool.

699
00:36:19,658 --> 00:36:22,825
At 1:00 PM in the lobby. Day.

700
00:36:27,082 --> 00:36:28,707
What kind of voice was that?

701
00:36:28,793 --> 00:36:29,872
Mine.

702
00:36:30,086 --> 00:36:31,284
Real?

703
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:35,673
- I didn't sound like that.
- 1 p.m....

704
00:36:36,009 --> 00:36:37,918
You find it exciting.

705
00:36:38,303 --> 00:36:40,876
This is numbing cream.

706
00:36:40,972 --> 00:36:42,135
Okay.

707
00:36:42,557 --> 00:36:43,838
It's one afternoon.

708
00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:45,344
Is that a problem?

709
00:36:45,435 --> 00:36:47,594
You're involving my children

710
00:36:47,688 --> 00:36:52,017
with your sick, pathetic lies.

711
00:36:52,109 --> 00:36:56,818
When I negotiated with Michael,
he was very happy.

712
00:36:57,323 --> 00:37:02,614
When I said it was at J.D. McFunnigans could,
he was ecstatic, really.

713
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:04,246
Enough. Do you feel that?

714
00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,361
No.

715
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:06,488
No, and that?

716
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,666
- No.
- Fine.

717
00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:10,952
Did you make this?

718
00:37:12,130 --> 00:37:16,045
It has to go to the museum. Great.

719
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:18,010
Was he really happy?

720
00:37:18,095 --> 00:37:19,886
Such a nice smile.

721
00:37:20,681 --> 00:37:22,341
And Maggie ate.

722
00:37:23,058 --> 00:37:24,221
- Real?
- Yes.

723
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,517
Pizza. Three pieces.

724
00:37:26,604 --> 00:37:27,979
She never eats.

725
00:37:28,064 --> 00:37:30,934
Don't do it for me.

726
00:37:32,193 --> 00:37:34,351
Do it for the kids.

727
00:37:35,571 --> 00:37:37,114
- Yes.
- Oh, stop it.

728
00:37:38,241 --> 00:37:41,112
You're late. Are you already in your role?

729
00:37:41,202 --> 00:37:42,401
Let's go.

730
00:37:42,704 --> 00:37:44,282
She's inside.

731
00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:47,537
What is that?

732
00:37:48,085 --> 00:37:49,116
What?

733
00:37:49,294 --> 00:37:52,248
Why are you wearing Victoria Beckham's clothes?

734
00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,830
You bought me this.

735
00:37:54,967 --> 00:37:56,509
I just mean...

736
00:37:56,594 --> 00:37:58,966
It's a bit of an exaggeration, but...

737
00:37:59,055 --> 00:38:00,928
Glad I can help.

738
00:38:01,015 --> 00:38:04,883
The first rule is to accept information.

739
00:38:05,061 --> 00:38:08,145
Just join in when they say something.

740
00:38:08,356 --> 00:38:10,016
That sounds good. Smart.

741
00:38:10,108 --> 00:38:12,599
If someone says "No" in my class,

742
00:38:12,694 --> 00:38:14,236
everyone shouts, 'Die.'

743
00:38:14,321 --> 00:38:17,275
Nobody says no. Don't shout that.

744
00:38:17,449 --> 00:38:18,778
Shall we practice?

745
00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:20,694
- I won't.
- What?

746
00:38:20,869 --> 00:38:24,120
Tip of your tongue, teeth, lips.

747
00:38:26,292 --> 00:38:28,249
I have one. Quiet.

748
00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:31,626
Let's go. Ready, Mafia?

749
00:38:32,006 --> 00:38:33,666
- Yes.
- Come on.

750
00:39:17,262 --> 00:39:18,721
Bah.

751
00:39:19,098 --> 00:39:23,843
Children's feet and dirty underwear.

752
00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:25,842
Happy Father's Day.

753
00:39:28,399 --> 00:39:29,430
Geez.

754
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:34,936
Mom, that man did his dick
against my face.

755
00:39:35,031 --> 00:39:36,146
What?

756
00:39:37,117 --> 00:39:40,450
-His face against my cock.
- Danny.

757
00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:42,827
- His fault.
- It doesn't matter.

758
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:43,946
I get it.

759
00:39:44,124 --> 00:39:45,868
Palmer, honey.

760
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,116
Hi.

761
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,373
It's sweet that you brought the kids.

762
00:39:50,464 --> 00:39:52,338
She wasn't the only one.

763
00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:54,298
Got it?

764
00:39:54,385 --> 00:39:55,927
The apple of my eye.

765
00:39:56,012 --> 00:40:00,056
I introduce you to the one and only

766
00:40:00,141 --> 00:40:04,009
Kiki Dee who was almost four kilos
at her birth.

767
00:40:04,103 --> 00:40:05,135
Ouch.

768
00:40:05,313 --> 00:40:07,270
And that big boy, Bart,

769
00:40:07,357 --> 00:40:10,275
six kilos. Did some damage.

770
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,938
Okay. So...

771
00:40:12,821 --> 00:40:14,066
Hi guys.

772
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,276
Hello, Palmer. Heard a lot about you.

773
00:40:18,952 --> 00:40:20,067
Are you British?

774
00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:23,870
So you're that chick who's rocking daddy?

775
00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:29,921
Last year she went to boarding school in England.

776
00:40:30,465 --> 00:40:34,878
She's picked up an accent.
Very Madonna.

777
00:40:35,261 --> 00:40:37,503
Greetings, Kiki Dee.

778
00:40:38,014 --> 00:40:39,592
Not the same.

779
00:40:39,808 --> 00:40:43,142
Before you came along, I had a father.

780
00:40:43,437 --> 00:40:45,145
I was the apple of his eye.

781
00:40:45,230 --> 00:40:48,599
We laughed and chased butterflies,

782
00:40:48,692 --> 00:40:49,890
and so on.

783
00:40:50,194 --> 00:40:51,474
And what do I have now?

784
00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:55,354
One and a half hours every two weeks
at J.D. McFunnigans

785
00:40:55,449 --> 00:40:57,987
with him and his whore.

786
00:40:58,703 --> 00:41:00,197
- Koko. Kiki.
- Kiki.

787
00:41:03,124 --> 00:41:04,951
She's in so much pain.

788
00:41:05,043 --> 00:41:08,044
The pills
which she stole from her mother.

789
00:41:08,129 --> 00:41:09,209
Is that...

790
00:41:09,381 --> 00:41:10,875
I talk to her.

791
00:41:12,926 --> 00:41:14,586
How are you, honey?

792
00:41:14,678 --> 00:41:17,964
Better if I get coins.

793
00:41:19,224 --> 00:41:20,767
He is American.

794
00:41:22,186 --> 00:41:25,021
Excuse me. Why did you do that?

795
00:41:25,189 --> 00:41:29,519
It was spontaneous. It feels good.

796
00:41:29,610 --> 00:41:31,235
Not for me.

797
00:41:31,321 --> 00:41:34,026
If you want your money
and your acting course,

798
00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,903
then you will do it right from now on.

799
00:41:36,993 --> 00:41:38,452
No tearjerkers.

800
00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:42,784
And now we're stuck with that accent,
so keep doing it.

801
00:41:42,874 --> 00:41:43,954
Okay.

802
00:41:44,042 --> 00:41:47,957
Cuddling and laughing
and here we go again.

803
00:41:48,047 --> 00:41:50,668
Okay, Dad.

804
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:55,461
You're not a whore, Palmer.

805
00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:56,634
Okay.

806
00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:59,842
How sweet. They argue
and then it's good again.

807
00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:01,726
Okay. It's going well.

808
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,015
Real?

809
00:42:04,439 --> 00:42:08,307
A hamburger for Bart.
Art de Water Fart.

810
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:10,727
- Here.
- How sweet.

811
00:42:10,821 --> 00:42:15,198
Two quesadillas for Kiki Sneaky
a little freaky.

812
00:42:16,452 --> 00:42:20,319
The waters. No soft drinks.
You have diabetes.

813
00:42:22,124 --> 00:42:23,535
Kiki Dee?

814
00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:25,916
Quesadillas is your favorite food,

815
00:42:26,003 --> 00:42:27,498
so eat up.

816
00:42:28,631 --> 00:42:33,258
That's why I eat everything.

817
00:42:33,595 --> 00:42:35,137
Let's see.

818
00:42:37,933 --> 00:42:39,012
Delicious.

819
00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:40,215
Thank you.

820
00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:42,434
We forgot napkins.

821
00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:44,395
Okay, I'll take them.

822
00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:46,059
Because she doesn't.

823
00:42:46,150 --> 00:42:47,727
She never does anything.

824
00:42:47,818 --> 00:42:48,933
Sweet.

825
00:42:49,111 --> 00:42:50,570
Calm.

826
00:42:51,947 --> 00:42:56,277
Bart, do you like going to the toilet?

827
00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:59,283
If I feel it, I do it.

828
00:43:00,164 --> 00:43:01,742
What else?

829
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,328
I don't know.

830
00:43:04,919 --> 00:43:08,086
Our Bart. A man of few words.

831
00:43:09,341 --> 00:43:10,504
Okay.

832
00:43:10,759 --> 00:43:13,048
Maybe I'm upset.

833
00:43:13,262 --> 00:43:15,053
About your father and me?

834
00:43:15,139 --> 00:43:19,682
No. You make him happy, that's nice...

835
00:43:20,519 --> 00:43:21,634
What then?

836
00:43:22,855 --> 00:43:24,018
Nothing.

837
00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:26,515
You can tell me anything.

838
00:43:27,318 --> 00:43:29,856
He broke his promise.

839
00:43:30,029 --> 00:43:31,109
What promise?

840
00:43:31,197 --> 00:43:32,573
Yes, what promise?

841
00:43:32,657 --> 00:43:35,492
That we were going to Hawaii

842
00:43:35,577 --> 00:43:36,905
for the dolphins.

843
00:43:36,995 --> 00:43:40,613
They have a lagoon
where you can swim with them.

844
00:43:40,707 --> 00:43:41,739
What are you doing?

845
00:43:41,834 --> 00:43:44,538
But he canceled the trip.

846
00:43:44,878 --> 00:43:46,289
Why?

847
00:43:46,630 --> 00:43:48,374
Because of you.

848
00:43:49,717 --> 00:43:50,880
What?

849
00:43:51,052 --> 00:43:52,879
- No.
- Die.

850
00:43:53,054 --> 00:43:56,055
No, no. I said that...

851
00:43:56,516 --> 00:44:01,427
You misunderstood.
We'll go earlier.

852
00:44:01,730 --> 00:44:04,766
I'm so excited to go together.

853
00:44:04,858 --> 00:44:05,889
We're going to Hawaii.

854
00:44:15,577 --> 00:44:18,744
That a six-year-old is blackmailing me.

855
00:44:19,248 --> 00:44:21,205
I saw an opportunity.

856
00:44:21,542 --> 00:44:24,164
You are angry
because it's your fault.

857
00:44:24,253 --> 00:44:25,498
- Oh, yes?
- Yes.

858
00:44:25,588 --> 00:44:27,332
Mary Poppins with her:

859
00:44:27,423 --> 00:44:29,997
"Don't say no, buddy."

860
00:44:30,176 --> 00:44:31,920
My tolerance

861
00:44:32,012 --> 00:44:34,218
for this hassle is here.

862
00:44:34,389 --> 00:44:38,850
If he comes here,
I'll betray you and we'll leave.

863
00:44:38,936 --> 00:44:42,352
So nice that we do this.

864
00:44:42,439 --> 00:44:45,690
We're going to Hawaii
to the dolphins.

865
00:44:45,776 --> 00:44:47,436
It's going to be so much fun.

866
00:44:47,528 --> 00:44:49,022
And <i>Seventeen.</i>

867
00:44:49,113 --> 00:44:50,821
For them or for you?

868
00:44:50,906 --> 00:44:52,449
It's for me.

869
00:44:52,533 --> 00:44:55,653
Did you ever read that?
Thirty years ago.

870
00:44:56,329 --> 00:44:59,365
Hopefully we'll have some time together.

871
00:44:59,457 --> 00:45:01,284
Guard.

872
00:45:03,211 --> 00:45:04,871
Danny, wait.

873
00:45:09,301 --> 00:45:13,050
Muffinstein, I couldn't live without you.

874
00:45:14,348 --> 00:45:18,049
Is this him?
Colonel Generosity stands before me.

875
00:45:18,144 --> 00:45:19,768
I'm confused.

876
00:45:20,062 --> 00:45:23,313
Sorry. We called,

877
00:45:23,399 --> 00:45:25,937
but I'm the Dolph Lundgren.

878
00:45:26,986 --> 00:45:29,145
Devlin's friend/love monkey.

879
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:30,318
Oh, no.

880
00:45:30,407 --> 00:45:32,399
Devlin said you couldn't.

881
00:45:32,492 --> 00:45:33,951
- That's true.
- What?

882
00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:38,247
<i>No,</i> no work.
I work when I am <i>kaput</i>.

883
00:45:38,457 --> 00:45:41,493
How good of you,
so mature.

884
00:45:41,585 --> 00:45:45,085
If only my parents had done this.

885
00:45:45,172 --> 00:45:49,122
That's why he had to come along.
I'm happy.

886
00:45:49,302 --> 00:45:53,300
It's important
that the children see us this way.

887
00:45:53,389 --> 00:45:55,346
I can't stay away.

888
00:45:55,433 --> 00:45:58,102
She likes my schnitzel.

889
00:46:01,815 --> 00:46:03,689
Your tongue is dry.

890
00:46:03,775 --> 00:46:06,147
We'll get some water. See you soon.

891
00:46:06,236 --> 00:46:07,730
What a big tongue.

892
00:46:07,821 --> 00:46:09,446
Come here.

893
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,272
What are you doing here?

894
00:46:11,367 --> 00:46:13,525
I'm coming to help you.

895
00:46:13,619 --> 00:46:16,027
Who are you talking to? What are you looking at?

896
00:46:16,122 --> 00:46:17,367
I don't see anything.

897
00:46:17,456 --> 00:46:18,536
This is what you do.

898
00:46:18,624 --> 00:46:21,376
You say you ate something

899
00:46:21,461 --> 00:46:23,786
and that you are sick and are leaving.

900
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,540
- Can't.
- Why?

901
00:46:25,632 --> 00:46:29,250
I have my new penis
texted my ex.

902
00:46:29,344 --> 00:46:30,375
Disgusting.

903
00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:34,254
She's engaged to a kickboxer.
He wants to hit me.

904
00:46:34,349 --> 00:46:35,843
Me, too.

905
00:46:35,934 --> 00:46:37,049
How are you?

906
00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:41,813
I'm waiting for the money.

907
00:46:41,899 --> 00:46:44,224
Are you coming? Do I pay?

908
00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:46,608
Dolph has no money.

909
00:46:46,696 --> 00:46:47,727
- Oops.
- Okay.

910
00:46:48,823 --> 00:46:51,492
Here's my credit card.

911
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,618
That's for sex with my wife.

912
00:47:08,594 --> 00:47:10,551
- Please.
- Thank you.

913
00:47:10,721 --> 00:47:11,800
Hey.

914
00:47:11,889 --> 00:47:14,973
I haven't made a reservation
only two rooms.

915
00:47:15,059 --> 00:47:18,179
We only have suites left.

916
00:47:18,354 --> 00:47:19,469
Geez.

917
00:47:19,564 --> 00:47:24,107
The $8,000 Waldorf Astoria
and the $12,000 Presidential.

918
00:47:24,193 --> 00:47:27,645
$12,000? Come
the Rolling Stones perform?

919
00:47:27,739 --> 00:47:29,613
Why is it so expensive?

920
00:47:29,699 --> 00:47:32,653
Are they from panda?
I say that often.

921
00:47:32,786 --> 00:47:35,111
Those are good suggestions,

922
00:47:35,205 --> 00:47:36,486
I write that down.

923
00:47:36,582 --> 00:47:38,824
Are you a member of the Hilton program?

924
00:47:38,917 --> 00:47:39,949
No.

925
00:47:40,127 --> 00:47:42,203
Shame. Become a member.

926
00:47:42,296 --> 00:47:43,494
Yes.

927
00:47:47,593 --> 00:47:49,716
I have been lifted. I have them.

928
00:47:50,012 --> 00:47:51,211
To the beach?

929
00:47:51,305 --> 00:47:52,586
I.

930
00:47:52,765 --> 00:47:54,046
Drink?

931
00:47:54,225 --> 00:47:55,969
I.

932
00:48:12,161 --> 00:48:16,455
I would for that
also make up a fake family.

933
00:48:16,582 --> 00:48:18,409
You guys are disgusting.

934
00:48:18,501 --> 00:48:22,830
Mother, come in.
The water is wonderful.

935
00:48:23,006 --> 00:48:25,757
No, honey, I don't want to swim.

936
00:48:25,842 --> 00:48:28,084
What is it, my <i>Liebchen?</i>

937
00:48:28,178 --> 00:48:32,092
Don't be intimidated
because of her perfect body.

938
00:48:32,182 --> 00:48:36,512
She's not.
I hope I look like this at that age.

939
00:48:36,603 --> 00:48:37,683
Yes, huh?

940
00:48:37,855 --> 00:48:39,432
That's possible if

941
00:48:39,606 --> 00:48:44,850
you don't take the elevator,
but the stairs, just like Cary Grant.

942
00:48:46,530 --> 00:48:49,366
Take the stairs.

943
00:48:50,660 --> 00:48:52,368
Why are we here?

944
00:48:52,453 --> 00:48:55,075
Am I not allowed to look at rings?

945
00:48:55,165 --> 00:48:56,992
- Engagement rings?
- Yes.

946
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:59,788
Just look, but we both know that

947
00:48:59,878 --> 00:49:00,909
you will be tired of her

948
00:49:01,004 --> 00:49:02,748
and hunt again next week.

949
00:49:02,839 --> 00:49:04,713
No. Isn't she cute?

950
00:49:04,883 --> 00:49:05,962
Yes, very nice.

951
00:49:06,051 --> 00:49:07,130
Isn't she sweet?

952
00:49:07,219 --> 00:49:08,298
Very nice.

953
00:49:08,470 --> 00:49:09,881
And her lips?

954
00:49:10,055 --> 00:49:11,384
The most beautiful lips ever.

955
00:49:11,473 --> 00:49:13,715
I want to sit on it.

956
00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,179
Got it? And...

957
00:49:15,561 --> 00:49:17,470
Should I hit you, or...

958
00:49:17,563 --> 00:49:20,137
No, you have to sit on her lips.

959
00:49:20,233 --> 00:49:21,347
Okay...

960
00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:24,231
This reminds me of a song.

961
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:27,067
<i>Danny is a plastic surgeon</i>

962
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,910
<i>He had no time for a woman</i>

963
00:49:29,993 --> 00:49:33,243
<i>He is friends with Davy</i>
<i>He's in the Navy</i>

964
00:49:33,330 --> 00:49:35,038
Why <i>Piano Man?</i>

965
00:49:35,207 --> 00:49:36,452
'Piano Dan.'

966
00:49:36,542 --> 00:49:38,581
Based on your life.

967
00:49:39,503 --> 00:49:43,750
<i>Eddie had an afro</i>
<i>and pimples</i>

968
00:49:44,008 --> 00:49:47,128
<i>So he expressed them</i>
<i>and used Clearasil</i>

969
00:49:47,220 --> 00:49:50,137
<i>But the women don't want it</i>

970
00:49:51,349 --> 00:49:52,843
I was sprayed with tear gas.

971
00:49:52,934 --> 00:49:54,227
Five times.

972
00:49:58,190 --> 00:50:01,025
We are here to get to know each other.

973
00:50:01,109 --> 00:50:02,189
- Yes.
- Yes.

974
00:50:02,277 --> 00:50:03,736
Dolph, you first.

975
00:50:03,904 --> 00:50:05,612
What are you doing?

976
00:50:05,781 --> 00:50:09,530
I work with sheep.

977
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,698
I don't understand.

978
00:50:13,164 --> 00:50:16,331
I ship sheep.

979
00:50:16,751 --> 00:50:17,866
Yes.

980
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,119
People don't buy sheep

981
00:50:20,213 --> 00:50:21,921
more of their shepherd.

982
00:50:22,298 --> 00:50:23,793
No?

983
00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:27,466
No. They do it online.

984
00:50:27,762 --> 00:50:29,470
Yes. On the Internet,

985
00:50:29,598 --> 00:50:33,845
my website, gotprettysheep.com.

986
00:50:33,936 --> 00:50:35,560
Leave that alone.

987
00:50:35,646 --> 00:50:37,804
Then they see the photos

988
00:50:37,898 --> 00:50:39,309
and choose the sheep.

989
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,728
'I want that.

990
00:50:40,818 --> 00:50:43,024
'Very stylish sheep.'

991
00:50:43,112 --> 00:50:45,650
'I want a silent sheep
that doesn't bleat.'

992
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:47,400
Or a cheeky sheep

993
00:50:47,492 --> 00:50:50,861
that goes from: 'I'll see you around.'

994
00:50:50,995 --> 00:50:52,573
What do they do with it?

995
00:50:53,081 --> 00:50:55,750
Whatever they want.

996
00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:59,666
Sometimes they are pets,
sometimes security.

997
00:50:59,838 --> 00:51:01,119
Many people...

998
00:51:01,298 --> 00:51:05,960
They train them for Sheep Fight Club.

999
00:51:07,263 --> 00:51:09,136
Sheep Fight Clubs?

1000
00:51:09,306 --> 00:51:13,850
Yes. The sheep flock together
and bleat.

1001
00:51:14,020 --> 00:51:17,270
Then they kick and bleat.

1002
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:18,685
Then there is one KO.

1003
00:51:18,775 --> 00:51:22,191
She bought a sheep from me.

1004
00:51:22,779 --> 00:51:24,024
Why?

1005
00:51:24,197 --> 00:51:26,154
Children, close your ears.

1006
00:51:26,324 --> 00:51:30,192
Secrets are revealed.

1007
00:51:30,370 --> 00:51:33,122
She shears the sheep

1008
00:51:33,373 --> 00:51:37,537
to coat before sex.

1009
00:51:37,878 --> 00:51:41,212
She has a fetish for wool.

1010
00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:43,422
We do 'schapensteinein'.

1011
00:51:43,885 --> 00:51:46,423
Danny, come with me.

1012
00:51:46,512 --> 00:51:49,300
Yes. We're leaving.

1013
00:51:49,390 --> 00:51:51,134
You play that game

1014
00:51:51,226 --> 00:51:52,257
the game of silence.

1015
00:51:52,352 --> 00:51:53,515
Start now.

1016
00:51:53,687 --> 00:51:55,975
- We're going. I can't.
- No.

1017
00:51:56,064 --> 00:51:57,309
I'll kill him.

1018
00:51:57,399 --> 00:52:00,186
He went crazy. Where's your hand?

1019
00:52:00,277 --> 00:52:02,982
Not here. Away.

1020
00:52:03,071 --> 00:52:05,942
I'm going to hit him. Just help me.

1021
00:52:06,033 --> 00:52:07,693
I don't want to. I have to go.

1022
00:52:07,785 --> 00:52:09,824
- Don't go.
- Don't look like that.

1023
00:52:09,912 --> 00:52:12,320
- I can't stand that.
-Katherine?

1024
00:52:12,415 --> 00:52:14,158
Katherine Murphy?

1025
00:52:14,834 --> 00:52:17,918
Oh, Jesus, Devlin Adams.

1026
00:52:20,215 --> 00:52:23,880
- Devlin as in a...
- Devlin do? I...

1027
00:52:23,969 --> 00:52:26,211
My favorite Devlin.

1028
00:52:27,013 --> 00:52:30,180
Both here at this resort.

1029
00:52:30,934 --> 00:52:33,010
I didn't know you came here.

1030
00:52:33,103 --> 00:52:34,135
Here we go.

1031
00:52:34,229 --> 00:52:35,261
Darling.

1032
00:52:35,356 --> 00:52:37,016
Honey, come.

1033
00:52:37,733 --> 00:52:41,185
A girlfriend
from my student association.

1034
00:52:41,279 --> 00:52:44,066
Katherine, my husband,
Ian Maxtone Jones.

1035
00:52:44,157 --> 00:52:45,188
Nice to meet you.

1036
00:52:45,283 --> 00:52:48,118
He invented the iPod.

1037
00:52:48,411 --> 00:52:51,412
Naturally. The iPod.

1038
00:52:51,581 --> 00:52:53,788
I made it up in the shower.

1039
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:57,459
Together with Devlin.

1040
00:52:59,965 --> 00:53:03,251
You have a cabin?

1041
00:53:03,427 --> 00:53:05,799
My skin is so fair.

1042
00:53:05,971 --> 00:53:07,631
Even at night?

1043
00:53:07,973 --> 00:53:10,547
In Hawaii the sun is very strong.

1044
00:53:11,769 --> 00:53:13,513
Moonfire, or...

1045
00:53:14,897 --> 00:53:17,139
You look fantastic.

1046
00:53:17,233 --> 00:53:21,812
So nice that your teeth are in good shape.

1047
00:53:22,489 --> 00:53:26,569
You're still the same Devlin.

1048
00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:29,495
I just saw Sandra Wernick.

1049
00:53:30,330 --> 00:53:33,450
Poor thing. Divorced, and a child.

1050
00:53:33,792 --> 00:53:36,330
Disastrous. Single mother.

1051
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:37,998
So sad.

1052
00:53:38,297 --> 00:53:39,839
Are you married?

1053
00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:41,837
Yes.

1054
00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:45,671
This is Danny.

1055
00:53:45,763 --> 00:53:50,556
Daniel Leroy Maccabee III, my husband.

1056
00:53:50,977 --> 00:53:54,062
If you want me to stay,
you join in.

1057
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,804
- Say hi to Devlin and Ian.
- Hey.

1058
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,229
This is Daniel.

1059
00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:00,941
- Hey, IPod. How are you?
- Fine.

1060
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,980
- Invented.
- I heard.

1061
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:07,782
Devlin, I heard about you
in the bathroom.

1062
00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:08,991
Yes.

1063
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,164
- Two.
- Twice, yes.

1064
00:54:12,250 --> 00:54:14,919
What are you doing?

1065
00:54:15,003 --> 00:54:18,751
I am also an inventor.
The barking hand.

1066
00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:22,300
You got burned?

1067
00:54:22,677 --> 00:54:23,922
- No.
- What?

1068
00:54:24,262 --> 00:54:25,721
You're a surgeon.

1069
00:54:25,806 --> 00:54:28,676
plastic surgeon,
one of the best

1070
00:54:28,767 --> 00:54:30,724
according to <i>Los Angeles Magazine.</i>

1071
00:54:30,811 --> 00:54:31,974
Goal.

1072
00:54:32,104 --> 00:54:33,847
Yes, that.

1073
00:54:34,023 --> 00:54:35,185
I scored.

1074
00:54:35,274 --> 00:54:37,516
We have to go back.
It was fun.

1075
00:54:37,610 --> 00:54:39,401
Back to the children.

1076
00:54:39,487 --> 00:54:40,601
Do you have that?

1077
00:54:41,489 --> 00:54:45,154
Two. We wanted to create lives.

1078
00:54:45,285 --> 00:54:50,196
We did it in the shower.

1079
00:54:50,290 --> 00:54:52,283
- Yes.
- You know what, buddy?

1080
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,992
Funny.

1081
00:54:55,128 --> 00:54:56,872
You've been together a long time.

1082
00:54:56,964 --> 00:54:58,707
You don't leave someone like that.

1083
00:54:58,799 --> 00:55:01,372
The flag still goes up.

1084
00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:03,876
It's still a hit.

1085
00:55:03,971 --> 00:55:05,596
Why is it taking so long?

1086
00:55:05,681 --> 00:55:07,674
So smart. How funny.

1087
00:55:07,808 --> 00:55:10,560
We should eat together.

1088
00:55:10,645 --> 00:55:13,136
That would be a dream.

1089
00:55:13,231 --> 00:55:17,276
When we came out of the bedroom.

1090
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,732
Katherine Murphy, look at you.

1091
00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:23,024
No Murphy. Leroy Maccabee.

1092
00:55:23,158 --> 00:55:24,189
Yes.

1093
00:55:24,326 --> 00:55:28,324
The third. It was pleasant to me.

1094
00:55:28,497 --> 00:55:30,490
The Shuffle is great.

1095
00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:32,824
- Nice to see you.
- Bye. You too.

1096
00:55:32,918 --> 00:55:34,994
She was nice.

1097
00:55:35,171 --> 00:55:37,128
- I'll kill you.
- You need me.

1098
00:55:37,214 --> 00:55:38,329
Incredible.

1099
00:55:38,424 --> 00:55:39,753
Nice. How do you feel now?

1100
00:55:39,842 --> 00:55:42,380
As if my soul is stuck.

1101
00:55:42,512 --> 00:55:43,674
- Listen.
- What?

1102
00:55:43,846 --> 00:55:45,091
How do I feel?

1103
00:55:45,181 --> 00:55:47,423
I was angry about your lies.

1104
00:55:47,517 --> 00:55:49,676
My hand is here now.

1105
00:55:49,769 --> 00:55:50,932
I hate you.

1106
00:55:51,062 --> 00:55:54,847
I have to write tickets for those lies.

1107
00:55:54,941 --> 00:55:57,859
Yes, make something for me too.

1108
00:56:02,032 --> 00:56:06,161
Why am I awake?

1109
00:56:06,245 --> 00:56:10,325
Because we are going to do the adventure tour.

1110
00:56:10,416 --> 00:56:13,168
We go hiking and kayaking

1111
00:56:13,253 --> 00:56:14,961
and swimming.

1112
00:56:15,046 --> 00:56:17,086
Swimming. Naked?

1113
00:56:17,215 --> 00:56:18,590
I want to swim.

1114
00:56:19,551 --> 00:56:21,460
Nudity is allowed by me.

1115
00:56:21,636 --> 00:56:25,302
So that nightmare continues.

1116
00:56:25,474 --> 00:56:27,301
That's how we bond.

1117
00:56:27,392 --> 00:56:29,266
Great.

1118
00:56:32,982 --> 00:56:35,058
It's beautiful here.

1119
00:56:35,234 --> 00:56:37,310
Do those <i>Avatar people?</i> live here

1120
00:56:37,403 --> 00:56:39,941
Yes, and that black pig.

1121
00:56:40,573 --> 00:56:42,400
- Where?
- The pig.

1122
00:56:42,575 --> 00:56:44,402
Cute. Just Babe.

1123
00:56:45,829 --> 00:56:47,821
Oh, dear. Come on.

1124
00:56:47,998 --> 00:56:49,658
Come on. Come on.

1125
00:56:53,086 --> 00:56:54,878
The pig is eating me.

1126
00:57:15,693 --> 00:57:17,817
Eyes on the river.

1127
00:57:17,988 --> 00:57:20,609
I looked at the valley.

1128
00:57:26,330 --> 00:57:28,619
What are you doing?

1129
00:57:28,791 --> 00:57:32,041
One person at a time.

1130
00:57:33,462 --> 00:57:34,660
Come on.

1131
00:57:34,797 --> 00:57:36,956
What did he say? And you?

1132
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:42,796
Geez.

1133
00:57:44,808 --> 00:57:45,970
Come on.

1134
00:57:46,142 --> 00:57:48,812
What a magical time, huh?

1135
00:57:48,895 --> 00:57:51,221
Yes. My back is growing.

1136
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:55,144
Kiki slipped.

1137
00:57:56,987 --> 00:58:00,321
Father, so nice to be with you.

1138
00:58:02,576 --> 00:58:04,534
Oh, dear.

1139
00:58:05,830 --> 00:58:07,324
Look.

1140
00:58:07,498 --> 00:58:09,491
- Oh, dear.
- How beautiful.

1141
00:58:10,251 --> 00:58:12,043
Incredible.

1142
00:58:12,212 --> 00:58:15,332
I'm going to cool down.

1143
00:58:15,507 --> 00:58:17,416
Soon there will be a pig in it.

1144
00:58:17,509 --> 00:58:19,003
Indeed.

1145
00:58:19,177 --> 00:58:20,755
Look. Beautiful.

1146
00:58:21,263 --> 00:58:24,430
They know
that you have the pillows, honey?

1147
00:58:25,684 --> 00:58:27,724
That bikini suits her.

1148
00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:29,099
Yes.

1149
00:58:29,188 --> 00:58:32,522
Dental floss and a hat too.

1150
00:58:32,692 --> 00:58:34,352
- Come on.
- Disgusting.

1151
00:58:36,737 --> 00:58:38,113
Geez. Beautiful.

1152
00:58:38,197 --> 00:58:39,277
Perfect.

1153
00:58:39,365 --> 00:58:41,405
A ten.

1154
00:58:43,036 --> 00:58:45,574
Al Jolson
do you want to go into the water?

1155
00:58:45,705 --> 00:58:47,947
while shouting: 'I love daddy'?

1156
00:58:48,041 --> 00:58:49,535
Okay.

1157
00:58:50,210 --> 00:58:51,373
For me.

1158
00:58:51,545 --> 00:58:52,956
- Daddy.
- I love Dad.

1159
00:58:53,046 --> 00:58:55,668
Dad is my favorite adult.

1160
00:58:56,216 --> 00:58:58,293
You pay her, right?

1161
00:58:58,469 --> 00:59:01,386
And I love you.

1162
00:59:02,390 --> 00:59:04,133
You now. Come on.

1163
00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:05,886
Come up with something yourself.

1164
00:59:07,895 --> 00:59:09,390
Do you have to again?

1165
00:59:09,564 --> 00:59:11,224
What did he whisper?

1166
00:59:11,733 --> 00:59:13,144
It's too deep.

1167
00:59:13,318 --> 00:59:14,729
For what?

1168
00:59:14,903 --> 00:59:16,362
He can't swim.

1169
00:59:16,446 --> 00:59:18,238
He can't swim?

1170
00:59:18,406 --> 00:59:22,819
And you want to swim with dolphins?

1171
00:59:23,620 --> 00:59:25,198
Not thought through.

1172
00:59:25,289 --> 00:59:26,949
No way.

1173
00:59:27,124 --> 00:59:28,998
But spend money.

1174
00:59:29,084 --> 00:59:31,243
- Danny.
- I'm not his...

1175
00:59:31,420 --> 00:59:33,793
Nobody taught you to swim?

1176
00:59:34,173 --> 00:59:37,589
My father, but he's busy.

1177
00:59:37,802 --> 00:59:39,759
Being with an idiot.

1178
00:59:51,149 --> 00:59:54,519
Come in, it's delicious.

1179
00:59:54,945 --> 00:59:58,279
I have something wonderful down here.

1180
00:59:58,449 --> 01:00:00,192
Then you won't get it.

1181
01:00:00,284 --> 01:00:01,363
Downstairs.

1182
01:00:01,535 --> 01:00:03,195
- No, put it away.
- Stop.

1183
01:00:03,287 --> 01:00:06,123
Mom goes to investigate.

1184
01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:08,283
Will you stay with fake dad?

1185
01:00:08,793 --> 01:00:09,908
Okay.

1186
01:00:10,003 --> 01:00:12,624
Are you taking off your clothes?

1187
01:00:12,797 --> 01:00:14,375
- What?
- Swimming cap?

1188
01:00:14,507 --> 01:00:15,670
Crap guy.

1189
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,718
An old-fashioned swimsuit?

1190
01:00:19,137 --> 01:00:20,964
Don't take it off.

1191
01:00:34,987 --> 01:00:37,064
I need to be alone for a while.

1192
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:38,355
Okay.

1193
01:00:42,078 --> 01:00:44,237
I have to use the stairs more often.

1194
01:00:44,331 --> 01:00:45,445
Don't believe.

1195
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:47,866
She does spinning.

1196
01:00:54,758 --> 01:00:56,881
He's wearing my underwear.

1197
01:00:58,846 --> 01:01:00,009
What is he doing?

1198
01:01:00,514 --> 01:01:02,388
You're really falling.

1199
01:01:02,725 --> 01:01:03,923
It's going well.

1200
01:01:08,064 --> 01:01:09,523
Thank you, God.

1201
01:01:12,944 --> 01:01:16,360
Let's dump the kids.

1202
01:01:16,448 --> 01:01:19,117
No, it's our turn.

1203
01:01:19,201 --> 01:01:21,609
We take turns.

1204
01:01:21,703 --> 01:01:23,162
- What?
- No.

1205
01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:26,117
I had them today.

1206
01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:28,699
Then she will get them tonight.

1207
01:01:28,794 --> 01:01:30,039
That's how we do it.

1208
01:01:30,421 --> 01:01:31,584
Dolph, Devlin,

1209
01:01:31,714 --> 01:01:34,881
Shall we look after the children for a while?

1210
01:01:35,218 --> 01:01:37,127
- I think...
- Yes.

1211
01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:38,500
We sleep together.

1212
01:01:38,596 --> 01:01:40,470
You have your own beds.

1213
01:01:40,557 --> 01:01:43,226
- We'll take care.
- Good.

1214
01:01:44,811 --> 01:01:46,555
Come and have a look on the balcony.

1215
01:01:46,646 --> 01:01:47,809
I saw dolphins.

1216
01:01:47,898 --> 01:01:51,148
He loves that.

1217
01:01:51,235 --> 01:01:53,773
- Sorry. Go ahead.
- Let go.

1218
01:01:53,904 --> 01:01:55,233
- To the dolphins.
- Bye.

1219
01:01:55,322 --> 01:01:58,240
That's why we're here. See you there.

1220
01:01:58,409 --> 01:02:01,410
If something happens,

1221
01:02:01,495 --> 01:02:02,694
then call me.

1222
01:02:02,789 --> 01:02:04,247
I can do this.

1223
01:02:04,332 --> 01:02:06,455
I used to babysit Eddie all the time.

1224
01:02:06,918 --> 01:02:08,911
- Eddie's your fault?
- No.

1225
01:02:09,003 --> 01:02:11,958
Enjoy your evening off.

1226
01:02:12,090 --> 01:02:13,465
Do what you want.

1227
01:02:13,592 --> 01:02:17,376
Knit socks or shock them
with your sneaky body.

1228
01:02:17,471 --> 01:02:19,179
- What?
- Cary Grant?

1229
01:02:19,348 --> 01:02:20,676
I'm going alone

1230
01:02:20,766 --> 01:02:23,339
worrying about you.

1231
01:02:23,435 --> 01:02:26,935
Just go do something with Eddie.

1232
01:02:27,022 --> 01:02:31,483
Or is he not good enough?
Should Brian come?

1233
01:02:31,652 --> 01:02:34,856
That I had lunch with him,
you really minded.

1234
01:02:34,947 --> 01:02:36,442
Had lunch with him?

1235
01:02:36,533 --> 01:02:38,490
That's what I told you.

1236
01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:41,744
I thought you said no.

1237
01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:44,155
You fell for him?

1238
01:02:44,624 --> 01:02:46,997
I don't understand that.

1239
01:02:47,127 --> 01:02:48,456
The beard.

1240
01:02:48,629 --> 01:02:49,874
It doesn't move.

1241
01:02:49,963 --> 01:02:52,668
It flutters in the wind.

1242
01:02:52,841 --> 01:02:54,300
Listen.

1243
01:02:54,385 --> 01:02:58,632
He had lunch with a woman
without inventing a life.

1244
01:03:00,808 --> 01:03:02,053
That hurt.

1245
01:03:02,477 --> 01:03:05,182
It was the truth.

1246
01:03:05,313 --> 01:03:07,353
I speak the truth.

1247
01:03:07,482 --> 01:03:09,107
Watch my children.

1248
01:03:09,192 --> 01:03:10,390
It'll be fine.

1249
01:03:10,485 --> 01:03:13,272
There is also room service in the hallway.

1250
01:03:13,655 --> 01:03:15,731
I'm nauseous. Day.

1251
01:03:19,328 --> 01:03:20,988
Finally alone.

1252
01:03:25,876 --> 01:03:29,661
Let's play the game. That went well.

1253
01:03:30,506 --> 01:03:35,667
'If you could be anyone,
who would you like to be?'

1254
01:03:36,596 --> 01:03:39,550
Rachael Ray. I want to be able to cook.

1255
01:03:39,683 --> 01:03:41,391
- Real?
- She's nice.

1256
01:03:41,685 --> 01:03:44,140
I don't want to be anyone.

1257
01:03:44,229 --> 01:03:46,934
I choose myself.

1258
01:03:47,274 --> 01:03:49,267
Or Captain Kirk.

1259
01:03:49,359 --> 01:03:51,233
- That's a good one.
- Okay.

1260
01:03:51,362 --> 01:03:52,524
And you, Bart?

1261
01:03:53,864 --> 01:03:55,572
Mr. DeCesare.

1262
01:03:55,908 --> 01:03:57,948
The postman? What do you mean?

1263
01:03:58,578 --> 01:04:02,029
He seems to have everything sorted out.

1264
01:04:02,248 --> 01:04:03,790
This is getting deep.

1265
01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:05,918
We continue.

1266
01:04:07,587 --> 01:04:10,921
"Name something that makes you sad."

1267
01:04:12,551 --> 01:04:16,762
That Judi Dench never won an Oscar.

1268
01:04:17,806 --> 01:04:19,550
It's a shame.

1269
01:04:20,809 --> 01:04:23,016
That 'N Sync has broken up.

1270
01:04:24,063 --> 01:04:26,305
Yes, that was tough.

1271
01:04:26,899 --> 01:04:28,607
Who is 'N Sync?

1272
01:04:29,569 --> 01:04:31,775
Sadness. Bart, you are.

1273
01:04:32,947 --> 01:04:34,987
I don't want to.

1274
01:04:35,158 --> 01:04:36,901
Okay, we'll continue.

1275
01:04:37,077 --> 01:04:38,156
Hey.

1276
01:04:38,244 --> 01:04:40,403
You can tell everything.

1277
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:43,451
Yes. He's almost crying, but okay.

1278
01:04:44,751 --> 01:04:47,788
When my father doesn't have time.

1279
01:04:48,797 --> 01:04:50,126
It's okay.

1280
01:04:50,299 --> 01:04:54,760
It's okay. It'll be fine.

1281
01:04:54,845 --> 01:04:56,090
Come on.

1282
01:04:56,180 --> 01:04:58,303
We don't need him.

1283
01:04:58,808 --> 01:05:01,180
- Wow.
- No, no. He...

1284
01:05:01,269 --> 01:05:02,514
It's going well.

1285
01:05:02,687 --> 01:05:04,098
It'll be fine.

1286
01:05:04,689 --> 01:05:08,604
This has nothing... This is from a long time ago.

1287
01:05:09,945 --> 01:05:11,653
It's okay.

1288
01:05:13,448 --> 01:05:14,480
What are you doing?

1289
01:05:15,158 --> 01:05:17,282
That was a setback.

1290
01:05:17,828 --> 01:05:20,615
"If my father doesn't have time."

1291
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,285
Sorry.

1292
01:05:22,374 --> 01:05:25,375
Yes. I know there are problems.

1293
01:05:25,503 --> 01:05:26,701
That hurts.

1294
01:05:26,796 --> 01:05:30,379
But keep it to yourself until we get back.

1295
01:05:30,466 --> 01:05:32,922
You wanted to go to the dolphins

1296
01:05:33,011 --> 01:05:35,300
even if you can't swim.

1297
01:05:35,472 --> 01:05:37,381
- Be professional.
- Okay.

1298
01:05:37,474 --> 01:05:39,550
Two more days until you

1299
01:05:39,643 --> 01:05:41,885
have a train accident.

1300
01:05:41,978 --> 01:05:43,639
Car accident, right?

1301
01:05:43,730 --> 01:05:46,138
That, or an explosion.

1302
01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:48,475
You'll soon be dead. Okay?

1303
01:05:48,569 --> 01:05:50,775
So just a few more days.

1304
01:05:50,863 --> 01:05:52,191
- Yes.
- Good.

1305
01:05:52,364 --> 01:05:53,775
Give me a fake hug

1306
01:05:53,866 --> 01:05:56,322
and smile as if we are happy.

1307
01:05:56,410 --> 01:05:57,869
- Okay.
- Is that possible?

1308
01:05:58,037 --> 01:06:00,493
Laugh, laugh.

1309
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:03,037
Okay. Louder.

1310
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:07,004
I love you guys.

1311
01:06:07,088 --> 01:06:09,579
Hey, honey. What is?

1312
01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:12,842
I just called your mother

1313
01:06:13,011 --> 01:06:16,961
and you are going to spend tomorrow
with your father

1314
01:06:17,057 --> 01:06:20,177
because we are going to a spa.

1315
01:06:21,437 --> 01:06:24,521
Great.

1316
01:06:24,690 --> 01:06:26,517
You guys are so...

1317
01:06:26,859 --> 01:06:29,529
I'll see you soon. I love you.

1318
01:06:32,907 --> 01:06:34,699
- He's going crazy.
- Bye.

1319
01:06:34,784 --> 01:06:35,864
He's going crazy.

1320
01:06:35,952 --> 01:06:39,037
Okay. Everyone out.

1321
01:06:40,957 --> 01:06:42,452
What do we do?

1322
01:06:42,626 --> 01:06:44,998
Palmer forgot her camera

1323
01:06:45,087 --> 01:06:48,004
so I have a surprise later.

1324
01:06:48,090 --> 01:06:49,465
A stolen camera?

1325
01:06:49,550 --> 01:06:52,088
No, photos of us,

1326
01:06:52,219 --> 01:06:54,924
so she knows we're having fun.

1327
01:06:56,057 --> 01:06:58,892
I didn't move on.

1328
01:06:59,227 --> 01:07:01,765
- Two surprises.
- Okay.

1329
01:07:01,896 --> 01:07:03,972
No one poops that much.

1330
01:07:04,065 --> 01:07:06,307
Go to the doctor.

1331
01:07:06,484 --> 01:07:08,607
You putters. Bing.

1332
01:07:09,070 --> 01:07:10,529
- And bam.
- Thank you.

1333
01:07:10,614 --> 01:07:12,322
Look at the camera.

1334
01:07:12,491 --> 01:07:13,689
We're having fun.

1335
01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:15,611
We love each other.

1336
01:07:16,286 --> 01:07:17,485
Boo.

1337
01:07:17,913 --> 01:07:20,321
We're doing the Michaels ball hits.

1338
01:07:20,416 --> 01:07:22,325
In the hole.

1339
01:07:22,418 --> 01:07:25,834
You are happy, we are happy...

1340
01:07:27,090 --> 01:07:30,672
Maggie hit it, but kept going
and fell backwards.

1341
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,135
But... Look.

1342
01:07:32,262 --> 01:07:34,420
You laugh. I am concerned:

1343
01:07:34,514 --> 01:07:35,593
"Geez."

1344
01:07:36,766 --> 01:07:38,344
Okay.

1345
01:07:38,435 --> 01:07:40,475
Laugh. I'm funny.

1346
01:07:40,604 --> 01:07:42,597
You think I'm funny and...

1347
01:07:42,689 --> 01:07:45,394
Why do we laugh?
Is something wrong?

1348
01:07:45,776 --> 01:07:48,314
No, you like everything.

1349
01:07:48,445 --> 01:07:50,937
Can we do something really fun?

1350
01:07:51,031 --> 01:07:54,365
No. We feign fun.

1351
01:07:54,452 --> 01:07:55,614
Into the camera.

1352
01:07:55,703 --> 01:07:58,906
We never do either
with our real father.

1353
01:07:59,624 --> 01:08:01,166
Oh man.

1354
01:08:02,836 --> 01:08:05,505
Okay, I'll teach you how to swim.

1355
01:08:05,630 --> 01:08:09,877
Before your mother comes back.

1356
01:08:10,052 --> 01:08:11,712
- Is that possible?
- Yes.

1357
01:08:11,845 --> 01:08:13,637
But one more photo.

1358
01:08:13,847 --> 01:08:16,006
Two. Maggie.

1359
01:08:17,393 --> 01:08:18,804
Throw it up.

1360
01:08:18,894 --> 01:08:20,554
On three. 1, 2, 3.

1361
01:08:20,646 --> 01:08:21,725
Okay.

1362
01:08:21,856 --> 01:08:23,350
Lie down, Michael.

1363
01:08:24,317 --> 01:08:26,309
On your back. And...

1364
01:08:26,402 --> 01:08:28,858
Totally. Clamp this.

1365
01:08:28,988 --> 01:08:30,815
Pretend you're in pain.

1366
01:08:35,203 --> 01:08:37,659
My friend took a long time.

1367
01:08:37,998 --> 01:08:39,409
How can you do it so fast?

1368
01:08:39,499 --> 01:08:41,907
I do what my grandfather did.

1369
01:08:46,006 --> 01:08:50,585
It took grandpa 8 hours. Nightmare.

1370
01:08:51,012 --> 01:08:55,259
There are two of us, and sober.
It'll be fine.

1371
01:08:55,933 --> 01:08:57,262
It's going well.

1372
01:08:57,393 --> 01:08:59,101
- Is that so?
- Yes.

1373
01:08:59,187 --> 01:09:02,770
Okay. Now a little further.
Swim to Uncle Eddie.

1374
01:09:02,857 --> 01:09:05,775
Then you get a dolphin cookie.

1375
01:09:08,363 --> 01:09:10,023
Did your grandfather give that too?

1376
01:09:10,198 --> 01:09:12,868
No, grandpa gave us Heineken.

1377
01:09:12,951 --> 01:09:15,324
- I want that.
- No. Dolphin cookie.

1378
01:09:15,412 --> 01:09:18,164
They don't hurt that much.

1379
01:09:18,249 --> 01:09:19,743
He was really crazy.

1380
01:09:19,875 --> 01:09:23,541
Yes. Finished? Don't think. Battle. Battle.

1381
01:09:23,629 --> 01:09:25,836
- Get the cookie.
- Your feet.

1382
01:09:27,216 --> 01:09:28,592
Kick, kick.

1383
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:30,669
There. Reach for it. Good.

1384
01:09:30,762 --> 01:09:31,877
All right, kid.

1385
01:09:33,723 --> 01:09:34,921
Please.

1386
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:37,093
My boy. Great.

1387
01:09:37,227 --> 01:09:39,683
Your cookie. We continue.

1388
01:09:39,771 --> 01:09:41,052
Hey, Devlin?

1389
01:09:42,274 --> 01:09:44,231
- Devlin?
- Yes?

1390
01:09:44,568 --> 01:09:48,566
It's almost Danny's birthday.
I don't know what to buy.

1391
01:09:51,117 --> 01:09:52,825
No tie.

1392
01:09:52,910 --> 01:09:55,069
He has 100 of them, never wears them.

1393
01:09:55,163 --> 01:09:56,242
Thank you.

1394
01:09:56,789 --> 01:09:58,663
He likes audiobooks.

1395
01:09:58,750 --> 01:09:59,912
Fishing tackle.

1396
01:10:00,418 --> 01:10:02,625
He doesn't use it.

1397
01:10:02,754 --> 01:10:06,170
He can't get the fish off.

1398
01:10:06,925 --> 01:10:10,211
He likes sweets.

1399
01:10:10,304 --> 01:10:12,343
But only certain flavors.

1400
01:10:12,431 --> 01:10:14,507
So buy the whole bag

1401
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,178
and keep those flavors separate

1402
01:10:16,268 --> 01:10:17,431
and put them in...

1403
01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:19,347
I bought bags.

1404
01:10:19,438 --> 01:10:21,431
You know so much about him.

1405
01:10:22,441 --> 01:10:23,473
Yes.

1406
01:10:23,985 --> 01:10:26,440
I've known him for a long time.

1407
01:10:28,281 --> 01:10:30,440
He likes music.

1408
01:10:30,658 --> 01:10:34,028
But nothing after '95.

1409
01:10:34,538 --> 01:10:37,076
Then I was in the Boy Scouts.

1410
01:10:38,709 --> 01:10:40,417
How many more cookies?

1411
01:10:41,003 --> 01:10:42,283
Forty.

1412
01:10:42,796 --> 01:10:45,038
12 meters for 40 cookies?

1413
01:10:45,132 --> 01:10:46,876
Can you do that? Need rest?

1414
01:10:46,967 --> 01:10:47,999
We'll do it.

1415
01:10:48,302 --> 01:10:51,137
He's ready.

1416
01:10:51,222 --> 01:10:52,502
Almost.

1417
01:10:52,849 --> 01:10:53,963
What? No.

1418
01:10:54,142 --> 01:10:57,890
The straps come off.

1419
01:10:58,188 --> 01:10:59,896
This is serious.

1420
01:10:59,981 --> 01:11:01,310
Are you sure?

1421
01:11:01,399 --> 01:11:02,977
- Yes.
- Okay.

1422
01:11:03,068 --> 01:11:05,144
You're a nice guy.

1423
01:11:05,570 --> 01:11:07,480
I'm here for you.

1424
01:11:07,573 --> 01:11:08,604
You can do it.

1425
01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:10,323
- Come on.
- Come on, Michael.

1426
01:11:10,492 --> 01:11:11,868
- To breathe.
- Yes.

1427
01:11:12,328 --> 01:11:13,573
- Kick.
- Come on.

1428
01:11:13,662 --> 01:11:15,073
- Your arms.
- Yes.

1429
01:11:16,707 --> 01:11:18,367
No straps.

1430
01:11:18,834 --> 01:11:20,033
Geez.

1431
01:11:20,336 --> 01:11:21,617
Get the cookies.

1432
01:11:21,838 --> 01:11:24,543
Come on, honey. Just a little more.

1433
01:11:27,385 --> 01:11:29,212
- Swimming.
- Oh, geez.

1434
01:11:29,346 --> 01:11:30,840
- Come on.
- Just a little while.

1435
01:11:32,057 --> 01:11:33,599
Come on, don't give up.

1436
01:11:40,190 --> 01:11:41,353
Very good.

1437
01:11:41,525 --> 01:11:44,230
My boy.

1438
01:11:44,361 --> 01:11:46,687
It worked.

1439
01:11:46,864 --> 01:11:47,895
Thank you.

1440
01:11:48,074 --> 01:11:49,616
No, you did it.

1441
01:11:49,784 --> 01:11:52,192
Great. Super.

1442
01:12:00,462 --> 01:12:01,956
What are we looking at?

1443
01:12:02,047 --> 01:12:03,874
Jesus. Devlin.

1444
01:12:05,717 --> 01:12:08,635
You snuck up on me.

1445
01:12:08,887 --> 01:12:10,263
- Real?
- Yes.

1446
01:12:10,597 --> 01:12:13,468
Easily startled indicates menopause.

1447
01:12:14,226 --> 01:12:15,769
Devlin?

1448
01:12:15,895 --> 01:12:18,053
Palmer Dodge, this is Devlin.

1449
01:12:18,147 --> 01:12:20,223
We studied together.

1450
01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:23,391
- Palmer Dodge.
-Aloha, Palmer.

1451
01:12:23,653 --> 01:12:25,231
Is this your daughter?

1452
01:12:26,156 --> 01:12:29,026
No, I'm the girlfriend.

1453
01:12:29,117 --> 01:12:30,196
Whose girlfriend?

1454
01:12:30,285 --> 01:12:31,613
Hello.

1455
01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:36,080
I'm the<i>Dolph. Willkommen.</i>
You are beautiful.

1456
01:12:36,166 --> 01:12:38,491
Thank you. Where's Danny?

1457
01:12:38,585 --> 01:12:42,085
He teaches our son to swim.

1458
01:12:42,172 --> 01:12:43,287
Hi, doctor.

1459
01:12:44,383 --> 01:12:45,414
So sweet.

1460
01:12:45,509 --> 01:12:47,716
I've never met anyone

1461
01:12:47,803 --> 01:12:49,179
whose name is Devlin.

1462
01:12:49,263 --> 01:12:51,933
And now your name is Devlin and...

1463
01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:53,428
Shark.

1464
01:12:54,853 --> 01:12:57,557
I'm ahead with Bavarian swimming rugby.

1465
01:12:57,647 --> 01:12:58,845
Okay, bye.

1466
01:13:00,692 --> 01:13:03,266
She won't beat me.

1467
01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:04,774
Nobody.

1468
01:13:05,447 --> 01:13:06,478
Nice.

1469
01:13:06,657 --> 01:13:08,899
We have a hole.

1470
01:13:08,992 --> 01:13:11,910
Can you have dinner?

1471
01:13:11,996 --> 01:13:14,285
-Oceanos. Seven o'clock.
- No...

1472
01:13:14,373 --> 01:13:17,623
No. She's like a shark.

1473
01:13:18,044 --> 01:13:19,835
Are you having an argument?

1474
01:13:19,962 --> 01:13:23,747
No. I'm fine.

1475
01:13:23,841 --> 01:13:26,546
Tonight continues. Perfect.

1476
01:13:26,636 --> 01:13:29,756
- See you tonight.
- Okay, Devlin.

1477
01:13:29,848 --> 01:13:31,924
Dolph, give her a breath.

1478
01:13:32,017 --> 01:13:33,215
Yes, I...

1479
01:13:34,478 --> 01:13:35,592
-Dolph.
- What?

1480
01:13:35,687 --> 01:13:36,802
What was that?

1481
01:13:38,816 --> 01:13:41,141
Were you under...

1482
01:13:42,528 --> 01:13:44,734
Why did you say yes?

1483
01:13:44,822 --> 01:13:47,657
I couldn't say no.

1484
01:13:47,825 --> 01:13:50,495
What should I say to Palmer?

1485
01:13:57,752 --> 01:13:59,163
What is?

1486
01:13:59,713 --> 01:14:04,671
It was weird that Dolph me
pushed into the pool.

1487
01:14:05,177 --> 01:14:08,261
No, he's a shepherd. They do.

1488
01:14:08,347 --> 01:14:12,214
They play a lot, that's how they initiate you.

1489
01:14:12,393 --> 01:14:13,935
You belong.

1490
01:14:14,937 --> 01:14:16,515
Okay. Yes.

1491
01:14:17,190 --> 01:14:19,348
Maybe we will tonight

1492
01:14:19,525 --> 01:14:23,191
can be together?

1493
01:14:26,366 --> 01:14:28,691
I'll meet you in the bathroom soon.

1494
01:14:29,953 --> 01:14:32,325
I won't do it.

1495
01:14:32,414 --> 01:14:34,537
My first night with her.

1496
01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:36,368
One favor.

1497
01:14:36,543 --> 01:14:38,038
This one dinner

1498
01:14:38,128 --> 01:14:42,755
so I can save face.

1499
01:14:42,883 --> 01:14:44,128
What should I say?

1500
01:14:44,218 --> 01:14:45,499
Give it to her.

1501
01:14:50,141 --> 01:14:51,386
Oh my god.

1502
01:14:51,643 --> 01:14:53,516
Does she listen to 'N Sync?

1503
01:14:53,603 --> 01:14:56,390
No, that's from the elevator.

1504
01:14:56,731 --> 01:14:57,811
Hey.

1505
01:14:57,899 --> 01:14:59,559
That's my music.

1506
01:15:00,235 --> 01:15:01,777
Telephone.

1507
01:15:01,987 --> 01:15:03,944
<i>- I don't know who.</i>
<i>- Okay.</i>

1508
01:15:04,406 --> 01:15:05,569
<i>Hello?</i>

1509
01:15:06,075 --> 01:15:07,154
What?

1510
01:15:07,242 --> 01:15:08,571
- Palmer.
- So what?

1511
01:15:08,661 --> 01:15:10,404
Ask her out.

1512
01:15:10,496 --> 01:15:12,239
Keep her out of here.

1513
01:15:12,331 --> 01:15:13,494
Do it for me.

1514
01:15:13,582 --> 01:15:15,741
I eat. I want to hang out.

1515
01:15:16,294 --> 01:15:18,002
- I need you.
- What are you doing?

1516
01:15:18,087 --> 01:15:19,629
Geez.

1517
01:15:19,756 --> 01:15:21,464
- Suit.
- Okay.

1518
01:15:22,342 --> 01:15:23,670
With Dolph.

1519
01:15:24,177 --> 01:15:25,292
It's Dolph.

1520
01:15:25,595 --> 01:15:26,840
<i>I have an idea.</i>

1521
01:15:26,930 --> 01:15:31,473
Why don't we eat?

1522
01:15:31,601 --> 01:15:32,633
<i>Dining?</i>

1523
01:15:32,769 --> 01:15:33,968
Tonight?

1524
01:15:34,104 --> 01:15:37,271
Yes, it's important
for the kids

1525
01:15:37,358 --> 01:15:40,893
that we are symmetrical.

1526
01:15:40,986 --> 01:15:43,109
I'll ask Danny.

1527
01:15:43,614 --> 01:15:45,441
Dolph wants to eat.

1528
01:15:45,700 --> 01:15:47,242
No.

1529
01:15:47,326 --> 01:15:48,702
Just say yes.

1530
01:15:50,663 --> 01:15:51,992
Fine.

1531
01:15:52,832 --> 01:15:55,039
Thank you.

1532
01:15:55,627 --> 01:15:57,086
What should I say?

1533
01:15:57,170 --> 01:16:01,879
You talk nonsense for hours.

1534
01:16:02,050 --> 01:16:05,087
Just do it far away.

1535
01:16:05,179 --> 01:16:09,129
Okay, but can I sleep with you?

1536
01:16:09,809 --> 01:16:13,012
No, you have your own room.

1537
01:16:25,659 --> 01:16:27,817
They found it in Napa Valley

1538
01:16:27,911 --> 01:16:30,367
not a good Merlot year.

1539
01:16:31,081 --> 01:16:33,833
And the Verite Cabernet?

1540
01:16:34,334 --> 01:16:38,083
Very grapy. I don't like it too grapy.

1541
01:16:38,172 --> 01:16:40,414
Have you looked at the cards?

1542
01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:42,251
For a moment.

1543
01:16:42,385 --> 01:16:43,499
For a moment?

1544
01:16:43,594 --> 01:16:47,544
I graduated
without opening a book.

1545
01:16:47,682 --> 01:16:51,550
Give us the most expensive bottle.
That's probably good.

1546
01:16:51,686 --> 01:16:52,884
Perfect.

1547
01:16:53,229 --> 01:16:54,688
Look at us.

1548
01:16:54,773 --> 01:16:57,264
So happily married.

1549
01:16:57,526 --> 01:16:59,186
Incredible, right?

1550
01:16:59,611 --> 01:17:01,734
Everything I wanted.

1551
01:17:01,864 --> 01:17:02,895
Boo-boo.

1552
01:17:03,031 --> 01:17:04,775
- Yogi Bear.
- Boo boo.

1553
01:17:07,203 --> 01:17:08,365
Never enough.

1554
01:17:11,582 --> 01:17:14,369
They took one of those yellow pills.

1555
01:17:19,215 --> 01:17:21,541
As long as their nose is clean.

1556
01:17:22,719 --> 01:17:23,750
Wait a minute.

1557
01:17:24,804 --> 01:17:27,378
You smell so good.

1558
01:17:27,474 --> 01:17:30,012
Devlin smells wonderful.

1559
01:17:30,435 --> 01:17:33,436
Devlin always smells good.

1560
01:17:39,570 --> 01:17:40,945
Do we eat here?

1561
01:17:41,238 --> 01:17:44,405
The hotel says it's super <i>und</i> far.

1562
01:17:44,492 --> 01:17:45,571
Yes, good.

1563
01:17:46,661 --> 01:17:49,448
I want that car. Two chickens.

1564
01:17:50,081 --> 01:17:52,407
That's nice, but...

1565
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,580
Don't be afraid.

1566
01:17:53,668 --> 01:17:57,287
We're coming to eat. He's worth 10,000 kips.

1567
01:17:58,006 --> 01:17:59,631
Not over me.

1568
01:17:59,716 --> 01:18:01,259
Don't get over me.

1569
01:18:02,177 --> 01:18:04,135
I'll bring my glass.

1570
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,886
You are a plastic surgeon.

1571
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,005
Yes.

1572
01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,095
How nice for you.

1573
01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:13,521
She is a natural beauty.

1574
01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:14,851
- Real.
- Darling.

1575
01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:17,349
And what would you do about me?

1576
01:18:18,111 --> 01:18:19,439
Professional?

1577
01:18:19,529 --> 01:18:21,154
Nothing.

1578
01:18:21,239 --> 01:18:22,354
Nothing?

1579
01:18:22,532 --> 01:18:24,110
How sweet.

1580
01:18:24,659 --> 01:18:27,945
Too much fat has been removed from your arms,
but that's what sleeves are for.

1581
01:18:29,122 --> 01:18:31,661
How do you know each other from?

1582
01:18:32,251 --> 01:18:35,121
A concert.

1583
01:18:35,212 --> 01:18:36,457
-Sting.
- Yes.

1584
01:18:36,547 --> 01:18:38,456
Live in the Index Card.

1585
01:18:38,716 --> 01:18:41,337
A benefit for the rainforest.

1586
01:18:43,930 --> 01:18:46,966
Someone from <i>The Omen.</i> is calling

1587
01:18:49,394 --> 01:18:51,137
With the iMan.

1588
01:18:52,063 --> 01:18:53,143
Wait a minute.

1589
01:18:53,273 --> 01:18:55,978
Can I say something?

1590
01:18:56,485 --> 01:18:59,854
That invented the iPod
to the iPhone

1591
01:18:59,947 --> 01:19:02,272
- says: 'With the iMan...'
- Yes.

1592
01:19:02,366 --> 01:19:04,406
...that was like Ronald McDonald

1593
01:19:04,493 --> 01:19:06,201
who eats a cheeseburger.

1594
01:19:06,287 --> 01:19:08,493
- That was great.
- That's true.

1595
01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:12,495
Like Kevorkian committing suicide.

1596
01:19:12,585 --> 01:19:13,664
Oh, no.

1597
01:19:13,753 --> 01:19:17,703
One of my foundations. Should I record?

1598
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:21,295
Your virtue, intelligence, passion.

1599
01:19:21,469 --> 01:19:25,467
Your beauty, ambition, femininity.

1600
01:19:32,231 --> 01:19:35,018
We do that when one of us goes.

1601
01:19:35,109 --> 01:19:37,232
We say what we love.

1602
01:19:37,319 --> 01:19:38,980
- How sweet.
- Nice.

1603
01:19:39,071 --> 01:19:40,352
Try it too.

1604
01:19:40,615 --> 01:19:43,236
- We will.
- We'll do it later.

1605
01:19:43,326 --> 01:19:45,817
- It has to be.
- Not everyone can do it.

1606
01:19:45,912 --> 01:19:47,406
We'll do it now.

1607
01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:49,620
- Now.
- Okay.

1608
01:19:49,916 --> 01:19:54,578
I sold completely broke
my things on the street.

1609
01:19:54,796 --> 01:19:56,955
My body I mean.

1610
01:19:57,257 --> 01:19:59,546
My schnitzel.

1611
01:20:01,011 --> 01:20:03,253
Is there a vet here?

1612
01:20:03,347 --> 01:20:05,803
My sheep is unconscious.

1613
01:20:05,891 --> 01:20:07,635
I don't know what it is.

1614
01:20:07,727 --> 01:20:11,178
He. He sells sheep.

1615
01:20:12,065 --> 01:20:13,440
I. Yes.

1616
01:20:13,775 --> 01:20:15,898
I do.

1617
01:20:15,985 --> 01:20:17,148
Over here.

1618
01:20:17,570 --> 01:20:18,650
- Now?
- Yes.

1619
01:20:18,822 --> 01:20:21,147
- This side.
- What is this?

1620
01:20:21,324 --> 01:20:23,198
Is that a sheep?

1621
01:20:26,204 --> 01:20:27,485
Okay.

1622
01:20:28,499 --> 01:20:29,744
Yes...

1623
01:20:30,918 --> 01:20:32,377
Hello...

1624
01:20:32,544 --> 01:20:33,659
Yes?

1625
01:20:36,048 --> 01:20:39,714
That sheep is dead.

1626
01:20:39,927 --> 01:20:41,090
I'm sorry.

1627
01:20:41,179 --> 01:20:43,052
We're going to eat. Let's go.

1628
01:20:44,849 --> 01:20:47,175
He's still alive. Do something.

1629
01:20:47,435 --> 01:20:49,227
Oh, damn.

1630
01:20:49,771 --> 01:20:54,480
Look at each other
and say what you love.

1631
01:20:54,568 --> 01:20:57,688
We have to look at each other?

1632
01:20:57,779 --> 01:20:59,653
Yes. We're done.

1633
01:20:59,948 --> 01:21:01,111
Are you ready?

1634
01:21:01,367 --> 01:21:02,446
Go ahead.

1635
01:21:02,868 --> 01:21:04,825
- You first.
- Okay.

1636
01:21:04,912 --> 01:21:06,287
Come on.

1637
01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:13,706
Your sense of humor.

1638
01:21:13,796 --> 01:21:14,959
Yes?

1639
01:21:16,007 --> 01:21:17,336
Everything?

1640
01:21:17,717 --> 01:21:20,125
Even the angled one.

1641
01:21:21,513 --> 01:21:24,004
Your stories.

1642
01:21:24,099 --> 01:21:26,555
- Sometimes they are long...
- It's okay.

1643
01:21:26,643 --> 01:21:29,134
...strong ending.
- Always fun.

1644
01:21:30,439 --> 01:21:32,099
I love that you

1645
01:21:32,900 --> 01:21:35,106
reads the cards.

1646
01:21:36,070 --> 01:21:37,481
Naturally.

1647
01:21:39,115 --> 01:21:41,404
And you secretly

1648
01:21:42,452 --> 01:21:45,287
have a big heart

1649
01:21:46,664 --> 01:21:51,042
full of love

1650
01:21:52,963 --> 01:21:54,790
and humility.

1651
01:21:55,215 --> 01:21:56,544
And blood?

1652
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:58,959
Probably blood too.

1653
01:22:02,848 --> 01:22:04,592
I don't know, I...

1654
01:22:05,601 --> 01:22:10,477
I think you're very nice and...

1655
01:22:12,108 --> 01:22:14,480
I like being with you.

1656
01:22:15,945 --> 01:22:19,112
That's good enough for me. Finished.

1657
01:22:20,075 --> 01:22:21,617
Danny?

1658
01:22:21,910 --> 01:22:23,950
Not ready? We have to...

1659
01:22:25,831 --> 01:22:28,452
I would like to say that

1660
01:22:28,542 --> 01:22:32,540
I'm glad your teeth are straightened.

1661
01:22:33,297 --> 01:22:34,708
Why did I know...

1662
01:22:34,799 --> 01:22:36,922
They were horrible.

1663
01:22:38,344 --> 01:22:39,507
No.

1664
01:22:41,014 --> 01:22:42,971
You know what I like?

1665
01:22:43,057 --> 01:22:45,513
How to do everything for everyone

1666
01:22:45,602 --> 01:22:47,476
and expect nothing in return.

1667
01:22:47,562 --> 01:22:51,643
When I thank you,
do you hear that?

1668
01:22:52,484 --> 01:22:53,859
That's sweet.

1669
01:22:54,027 --> 01:22:55,522
And I love it...

1670
01:22:56,864 --> 01:22:58,192
I like...

1671
01:23:00,409 --> 01:23:03,161
I never lied to you.

1672
01:23:03,371 --> 01:23:04,995
I swear.

1673
01:23:06,207 --> 01:23:09,243
I trust you more than anyone.

1674
01:23:09,669 --> 01:23:11,460
You know my secrets.

1675
01:23:15,383 --> 01:23:16,878
And your smile.

1676
01:23:17,052 --> 01:23:19,543
Your smile is magical.

1677
01:23:20,222 --> 01:23:22,677
When I operate, I always think:

1678
01:23:22,766 --> 01:23:26,716
'Another 20 minutes
and then I see that smile again.'

1679
01:23:27,271 --> 01:23:28,730
It's...

1680
01:23:29,398 --> 01:23:32,233
My day starts with that smile.

1681
01:23:40,159 --> 01:23:43,992
I won best smile three years in a row.

1682
01:23:45,707 --> 01:23:48,115
Not Rabbit Tooth.

1683
01:23:53,048 --> 01:23:55,919
Here we go. Hi, yes.

1684
01:23:56,885 --> 01:24:00,385
The sheep dance. We want to live and dance.

1685
01:24:00,556 --> 01:24:04,850
Here we go. To eat. Come on.

1686
01:24:04,936 --> 01:24:06,015
Some more things.

1687
01:24:06,103 --> 01:24:10,351
The milk. Yes. You give milk to the baby.

1688
01:24:10,483 --> 01:24:11,514
Okay.

1689
01:24:11,609 --> 01:24:13,436
One, two, three.

1690
01:24:14,362 --> 01:24:15,643
Come on.

1691
01:24:15,864 --> 01:24:18,236
I know a few more things.

1692
01:24:18,742 --> 01:24:20,781
This is a good test.

1693
01:24:21,620 --> 01:24:23,529
Here we go.

1694
01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:27,208
You kill him.

1695
01:24:36,594 --> 01:24:39,346
The sheep lives.

1696
01:24:39,430 --> 01:24:42,634
Yes. Again. Here we go. Yes.

1697
01:24:43,476 --> 01:24:45,729
I did that. You saw it. Yes.

1698
01:24:45,812 --> 01:24:48,019
Hello. Tanner Patrick, Jr.

1699
01:24:48,106 --> 01:24:52,815
We're ready for the legendary
Oceano's Hula Contest.

1700
01:24:52,903 --> 01:24:54,445
Never heard of it.

1701
01:24:56,115 --> 01:24:59,400
Legendary as your one sober day.

1702
01:25:00,286 --> 01:25:02,444
Who's coming with me?

1703
01:25:02,622 --> 01:25:05,373
to the Ladies' Lounge?

1704
01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:07,415
You have to participate.

1705
01:25:07,543 --> 01:25:09,038
She would win.

1706
01:25:11,631 --> 01:25:13,624
- I'm in.
- Good.

1707
01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:15,840
And you, Katherine?

1708
01:25:16,011 --> 01:25:18,716
This isn't like Katherine.

1709
01:25:18,889 --> 01:25:20,513
No.

1710
01:25:20,682 --> 01:25:22,556
More something for her.

1711
01:25:22,893 --> 01:25:26,392
Some prefer to stand on the sidelines.

1712
01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:29,940
Your honesty, courage, tickle spot.

1713
01:25:30,025 --> 01:25:33,062
Your creativity, bravery, nipples.

1714
01:25:34,489 --> 01:25:36,528
How do I win this?

1715
01:25:37,367 --> 01:25:38,612
I'm going to do this.

1716
01:25:38,910 --> 01:25:40,404
There is no pressure.

1717
01:25:40,537 --> 01:25:42,909
I don't need to feel pressure.

1718
01:25:45,500 --> 01:25:50,079
Applause for our hula girls.

1719
01:25:54,635 --> 01:25:56,924
My stars. The rules:

1720
01:25:57,012 --> 01:25:59,420
you decide who wins.

1721
01:25:59,598 --> 01:26:03,217
You are the audience and the jury.
Nice.

1722
01:26:06,064 --> 01:26:08,555
This is my hulapalooza.

1723
01:26:09,150 --> 01:26:14,026
You are the jury.
You vote for your favorite.

1724
01:26:14,823 --> 01:26:16,103
What do you think about this?

1725
01:26:16,199 --> 01:26:18,441
Can I have your response?

1726
01:26:20,871 --> 01:26:22,828
Does anyone have a conscience?

1727
01:26:22,915 --> 01:26:24,742
You did well.

1728
01:26:26,752 --> 01:26:27,831
It's tough.

1729
01:26:28,254 --> 01:26:29,914
What do I have here?

1730
01:26:30,756 --> 01:26:32,963
How tall is he?

1731
01:26:33,301 --> 01:26:35,044
That Tanner? No idea.

1732
01:26:35,136 --> 01:26:38,054
Yes, that one. Quite tall, about 1.92 meters.

1733
01:26:38,139 --> 01:26:39,302
I don't know.

1734
01:26:39,390 --> 01:26:41,679
Will I get a good response?

1735
01:26:42,769 --> 01:26:43,967
Thank you.

1736
01:26:44,646 --> 01:26:46,888
And this one? Make her evening.

1737
01:26:46,982 --> 01:26:48,393
And?

1738
01:26:48,567 --> 01:26:52,316
Good. Keep it up. And that big one?

1739
01:26:52,488 --> 01:26:53,733
Did I...

1740
01:26:55,533 --> 01:26:56,564
Sorry.

1741
01:26:56,659 --> 01:26:58,319
Crossed card.

1742
01:26:58,786 --> 01:27:00,944
The tall one is lucky.

1743
01:27:01,455 --> 01:27:03,448
A little faster please.

1744
01:27:03,624 --> 01:27:04,953
What is that?

1745
01:27:08,630 --> 01:27:10,622
This is much faster.

1746
01:27:43,959 --> 01:27:45,157
Great.

1747
01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:58,305
Yes.

1748
01:28:16,118 --> 01:28:17,280
What?

1749
01:28:18,871 --> 01:28:19,985
Come on.

1750
01:28:35,638 --> 01:28:37,430
It was a good evening.

1751
01:28:37,515 --> 01:28:40,967
The most beautiful women
that we once had here.

1752
01:28:41,061 --> 01:28:46,304
But we need a winner.

1753
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:47,479
Make yourself heard.

1754
01:28:49,027 --> 01:28:50,403
Nice.

1755
01:28:51,071 --> 01:28:54,322
That's going to be tough.

1756
01:28:54,408 --> 01:28:55,689
And this one?

1757
01:28:58,704 --> 01:29:01,409
There we have it already. A...

1758
01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:04,409
My Boo Boo.

1759
01:29:05,712 --> 01:29:08,037
We have a draw.

1760
01:29:08,214 --> 01:29:10,421
We both win.

1761
01:29:10,717 --> 01:29:12,509
What is the tiebreaker?

1762
01:29:13,220 --> 01:29:15,212
What is the tiebreaker?

1763
01:29:17,266 --> 01:29:19,472
This is how we arrange it at my place.

1764
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:21,636
The Coconut Smoochie.

1765
01:29:21,729 --> 01:29:25,312
The coconut is between them.

1766
01:29:25,399 --> 01:29:28,353
He has to go to their mouths
without their hands.

1767
01:29:28,444 --> 01:29:29,523
Focus.

1768
01:29:29,612 --> 01:29:33,195
You are disqualified
when you touch it.

1769
01:29:33,283 --> 01:29:36,901
Finished? 1, 2, 3, coconut.

1770
01:29:37,078 --> 01:29:38,905
Slowly.

1771
01:29:41,249 --> 01:29:43,207
Okay, calm down.

1772
01:29:43,377 --> 01:29:45,868
- I'll raise it.
- Go ahead.

1773
01:29:46,046 --> 01:29:47,920
Raise it. Come on.

1774
01:29:48,090 --> 01:29:49,549
Down your coconuts.

1775
01:29:49,633 --> 01:29:50,962
Oh, mine.

1776
01:29:51,135 --> 01:29:52,843
- Upwards.
- I'm so low.

1777
01:29:52,928 --> 01:29:55,301
Bring them together.

1778
01:29:55,473 --> 01:29:58,509
Use every opening. Don't be afraid.

1779
01:29:58,601 --> 01:30:01,721
- I can't get it up.
- I'm doing my best.

1780
01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:03,437
Quiet.

1781
01:30:03,731 --> 01:30:05,523
- Stay there.
- Guard.

1782
01:30:05,608 --> 01:30:07,731
- Good.
- Is that okay?

1783
01:30:08,153 --> 01:30:09,398
Sorry.

1784
01:30:09,487 --> 01:30:10,816
Are you sorry?

1785
01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:12,318
I like it.

1786
01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:15,274
Yes.

1787
01:30:15,452 --> 01:30:18,453
Pick it up. Not with your hands.

1788
01:30:18,622 --> 01:30:19,653
Come on.

1789
01:30:19,832 --> 01:30:21,326
- Look.
- What?

1790
01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:22,663
I don't see anything.

1791
01:30:22,835 --> 01:30:25,622
Focus. Slowly.

1792
01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:27,339
He has it.

1793
01:30:29,509 --> 01:30:31,797
Not fair. That's not allowed.

1794
01:30:31,970 --> 01:30:33,761
No, that's allowed.

1795
01:30:33,930 --> 01:30:35,590
Bring him here.

1796
01:30:36,599 --> 01:30:38,307
Come on, come on.

1797
01:30:38,852 --> 01:30:40,132
I have it.

1798
01:30:43,857 --> 01:30:45,351
There is still time.

1799
01:30:45,526 --> 01:30:48,610
You can touch each other,
the coconut does not.

1800
01:30:48,696 --> 01:30:49,858
Wait a minute.

1801
01:30:51,031 --> 01:30:53,071
- What is?
- What do you use?

1802
01:30:53,159 --> 01:30:55,235
- What are you waiting for?
- That perfume?

1803
01:30:55,328 --> 01:30:57,616
- Stop.
- Smells nice. Come.

1804
01:30:57,705 --> 01:30:59,698
Do you have it in your mouth?

1805
01:30:59,874 --> 01:31:03,457
Your ass is in my face.

1806
01:31:03,628 --> 01:31:06,000
- Nice.
- My girl. Good.

1807
01:31:09,050 --> 01:31:12,170
We have a winner.

1808
01:31:12,888 --> 01:31:15,557
Coconut Smoochie Champions.

1809
01:31:16,642 --> 01:31:17,673
Great.

1810
01:31:17,810 --> 01:31:19,719
You can't do anything either.

1811
01:31:21,021 --> 01:31:22,184
Boo-boo.

1812
01:31:22,565 --> 01:31:25,317
Good work.
How long have you been married?

1813
01:31:25,401 --> 01:31:27,145
- Eight years.
- Ten years.

1814
01:31:27,236 --> 01:31:28,647
- Ten years.
- Eight years.

1815
01:31:28,738 --> 01:31:30,531
- Very long.
- Very long.

1816
01:31:30,740 --> 01:31:32,863
- Did you see the way she looked?
- Yes.

1817
01:31:32,992 --> 01:31:35,115
Do you understand how much I liked that?

1818
01:31:35,203 --> 01:31:37,873
And when you juggled.

1819
01:31:37,998 --> 01:31:40,833
- That was the best part.
- That was good.

1820
01:31:40,917 --> 01:31:41,997
So nice.

1821
01:31:42,085 --> 01:31:44,327
When you mentioned her arms.

1822
01:31:44,421 --> 01:31:47,422
She's beating up iPod guy now.

1823
01:31:47,591 --> 01:31:48,670
Yes.

1824
01:31:50,094 --> 01:31:52,217
That was fun.

1825
01:31:52,430 --> 01:31:56,428
That was the first time
that you and me

1826
01:31:57,560 --> 01:32:00,763
were out together.

1827
01:32:00,939 --> 01:32:03,940
Yes. Too bad for the Goatee.

1828
01:32:04,609 --> 01:32:05,688
Real.

1829
01:32:05,777 --> 01:32:10,238
You were now dating a real man
one that showers.

1830
01:32:12,034 --> 01:32:17,241
Cute how obsessed you are with him.

1831
01:32:17,373 --> 01:32:19,531
Hard to imagine.

1832
01:32:19,750 --> 01:32:21,542
Who said it was a date?

1833
01:32:21,627 --> 01:32:22,956
- You.
- You.

1834
01:32:23,129 --> 01:32:25,287
You're happy
when you talk to him.

1835
01:32:25,381 --> 01:32:29,331
Dr. Gervitz moves to New York.

1836
01:32:29,427 --> 01:32:30,458
Yes.

1837
01:32:30,553 --> 01:32:33,091
Brian isn't coming, and...

1838
01:32:33,390 --> 01:32:35,963
He asks if I

1839
01:32:36,893 --> 01:32:39,978
wants to replace him.

1840
01:32:40,564 --> 01:32:41,809
Are you going?

1841
01:32:42,482 --> 01:32:43,645
No.

1842
01:32:44,067 --> 01:32:45,526
Don't do that to me.

1843
01:32:45,611 --> 01:32:49,988
I wanted to see how you reacted.
You can't live without me.

1844
01:32:50,157 --> 01:32:52,993
'How should I draw?
How do I pay?'

1845
01:32:53,077 --> 01:32:55,912
No. You played with me.

1846
01:32:55,997 --> 01:32:58,666
You could have said that earlier.

1847
01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:02,035
Were you trying to make me jealous?

1848
01:33:02,128 --> 01:33:05,082
No, I enjoyed teasing you.

1849
01:33:05,173 --> 01:33:07,629
Why? Were you jealous?

1850
01:33:08,135 --> 01:33:11,468
No. Me, jealous? No.

1851
01:33:11,597 --> 01:33:15,262
You're grinning so widely. Why?

1852
01:33:15,351 --> 01:33:16,809
What a lot of teeth.

1853
01:33:16,977 --> 01:33:19,647
Yes. 55 or so.

1854
01:33:22,149 --> 01:33:23,608
So there's nothing?

1855
01:33:23,860 --> 01:33:26,018
You and... Nothing?

1856
01:33:26,362 --> 01:33:27,525
No love?

1857
01:33:27,697 --> 01:33:29,939
No. Nothing.

1858
01:33:30,033 --> 01:33:32,109
That's a shame.

1859
01:33:32,285 --> 01:33:33,316
What?

1860
01:33:33,870 --> 01:33:36,540
That coconut was in the way.

1861
01:33:36,623 --> 01:33:37,821
Too bad, right?

1862
01:33:37,999 --> 01:33:39,624
- No.
- No, too bad.

1863
01:33:39,793 --> 01:33:42,035
You were lucky with that.

1864
01:33:42,212 --> 01:33:45,166
You couldn't have handled it.

1865
01:33:45,549 --> 01:33:47,043
You're right.

1866
01:33:50,137 --> 01:33:52,842
Do you have more tricks?

1867
01:33:53,015 --> 01:33:55,388
- I don't know.
- Okay.

1868
01:33:55,643 --> 01:33:57,802
I don't know anything.

1869
01:33:58,521 --> 01:33:59,552
- Mom?
- Mom?

1870
01:34:01,483 --> 01:34:04,852
Hi guys. What are you doing?

1871
01:34:05,070 --> 01:34:08,071
- The babysitter is sleeping.
- Great.

1872
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:11,075
Just like a Hawaiian Rosa.

1873
01:34:11,910 --> 01:34:13,321
- Real?
- Oh, dear.

1874
01:34:13,412 --> 01:34:15,654
- Yes, he's sleeping.
- Look.

1875
01:34:20,211 --> 01:34:22,168
- Wow.
- He's sleeping soundly.

1876
01:34:22,255 --> 01:34:23,797
Okay. Nice to see you.

1877
01:34:23,881 --> 01:34:25,340
Good night.

1878
01:34:25,550 --> 01:34:27,792
One more day of lying.

1879
01:34:27,885 --> 01:34:29,759
Almost done.

1880
01:34:29,929 --> 01:34:32,681
Okay. You have to sleep.

1881
01:34:33,224 --> 01:34:34,304
Yes.

1882
01:34:34,392 --> 01:34:36,219
- Tired?
- Yes. Good night.

1883
01:34:36,394 --> 01:34:38,518
- That was fun.
- Good work.

1884
01:34:40,190 --> 01:34:41,934
- Good night.
- Good night.

1885
01:34:42,025 --> 01:34:43,603
- Good night.
- Okay.

1886
01:34:43,777 --> 01:34:44,857
Okay, Danny.

1887
01:34:45,446 --> 01:34:47,569
Success. I'll see you tomorrow.

1888
01:35:09,763 --> 01:35:11,922
She's not going to sleep.

1889
01:35:22,276 --> 01:35:25,313
There's Danny.

1890
01:35:25,488 --> 01:35:26,651
Nice to meet you.

1891
01:35:26,823 --> 01:35:29,065
- Where are you going?
- What?

1892
01:35:29,159 --> 01:35:31,068
I went...

1893
01:35:31,244 --> 01:35:33,569
Where were you?
I was looking for...

1894
01:35:33,663 --> 01:35:35,158
How was the food?

1895
01:35:36,333 --> 01:35:39,832
Dolph resuscitated a sheep.

1896
01:35:40,003 --> 01:35:41,546
Then we had a drink.

1897
01:35:41,630 --> 01:35:45,758
Yes. It was suffocating and then I rephrased it.

1898
01:35:47,470 --> 01:35:50,175
He was the black sheep,

1899
01:35:50,348 --> 01:35:54,346
but also white.

1900
01:35:55,144 --> 01:35:59,605
We were talking about
how wonderful this journey and you are.

1901
01:35:59,691 --> 01:36:03,107
It's really fun.

1902
01:36:03,278 --> 01:36:06,362
Like the kids
and I didn't keep you so busy,

1903
01:36:06,448 --> 01:36:08,405
maybe you had time to

1904
01:36:08,492 --> 01:36:10,283
anything else to do?

1905
01:36:10,452 --> 01:36:12,445
Something about a ring?

1906
01:36:13,706 --> 01:36:15,663
Did you tell me that?

1907
01:36:16,041 --> 01:36:18,663
I don't want a ring.

1908
01:36:18,794 --> 01:36:21,120
Let's get married. Here.

1909
01:36:21,631 --> 01:36:22,662
Watt?

1910
01:36:22,799 --> 01:36:26,499
Why not? We are in Hawaii. Tomorrow.

1911
01:36:26,970 --> 01:36:29,591
This has always been special.

1912
01:36:29,681 --> 01:36:31,638
How you are with the children

1913
01:36:31,725 --> 01:36:34,394
is exactly how I want my husband.

1914
01:36:34,561 --> 01:36:36,470
Oh dear.

1915
01:36:36,813 --> 01:36:40,562
I want to start my life with you.

1916
01:36:44,154 --> 01:36:45,317
Hi.

1917
01:36:47,742 --> 01:36:49,699
Hi, everyone.

1918
01:36:49,827 --> 01:36:50,990
Dolph.

1919
01:36:51,412 --> 01:36:54,662
I've been looking for you everywhere.

1920
01:36:54,832 --> 01:36:58,367
- Me?
- Yes. Come on.

1921
01:36:58,503 --> 01:37:00,543
- No. Can't.
- What?

1922
01:37:00,672 --> 01:37:02,214
My Oompaloompa.

1923
01:37:02,591 --> 01:37:04,251
Danny and Palmer

1924
01:37:04,426 --> 01:37:07,380
are getting married tomorrow.

1925
01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:11,635
- What?
- No, why?

1926
01:37:11,725 --> 01:37:13,884
Yes. But what do you think?

1927
01:37:14,061 --> 01:37:15,888
What do you mean?

1928
01:37:16,230 --> 01:37:20,691
Who cares? Great.

1929
01:37:20,777 --> 01:37:22,401
Thank you, Devlin.

1930
01:37:22,737 --> 01:37:24,694
I hope you're here.

1931
01:37:24,948 --> 01:37:26,062
I can't.

1932
01:37:26,241 --> 01:37:30,950
That brings bad luck.

1933
01:37:31,121 --> 01:37:32,319
Come on, Dolph.

1934
01:37:32,914 --> 01:37:34,373
Where are we going?

1935
01:37:34,458 --> 01:37:35,703
We're going to have sex.

1936
01:37:35,792 --> 01:37:37,121
- What?
- Come on.

1937
01:37:37,294 --> 01:37:39,963
Congratulations.

1938
01:37:57,399 --> 01:37:58,976
I'm trying them on now.

1939
01:37:59,150 --> 01:38:00,479
I just bought them.

1940
01:38:00,569 --> 01:38:04,317
I had some with me,
and this one is great.

1941
01:39:11,435 --> 01:39:13,594
Michael.

1942
01:39:16,065 --> 01:39:17,393
Druiloor.

1943
01:39:18,860 --> 01:39:20,568
Druilörchen.

1944
01:39:20,737 --> 01:39:23,406
Michael, that poop stinks...

1945
01:39:39,214 --> 01:39:42,334
- Hello?
<i>- Are you awake?</i>

1946
01:39:42,843 --> 01:39:46,544
Yes. Glad you called.

1947
01:39:47,723 --> 01:39:48,922
Yes?

1948
01:39:51,019 --> 01:39:53,854
Yes, I checked flights

1949
01:39:54,022 --> 01:39:57,438
<i>for your parents and I found...</i>

1950
01:39:57,609 --> 01:40:00,017
No. That's not necessary.

1951
01:40:00,570 --> 01:40:04,782
Her parents are not coming.
She wants it simple.

1952
01:40:05,409 --> 01:40:06,784
Simple.

1953
01:40:07,453 --> 01:40:08,615
I get it.

1954
01:40:08,704 --> 01:40:12,749
Do you have everything for tomorrow?

1955
01:40:13,417 --> 01:40:16,039
Is it a good idea?

1956
01:40:16,754 --> 01:40:18,747
The wedding?

1957
01:40:19,132 --> 01:40:23,130
The Palmer thing.

1958
01:40:25,805 --> 01:40:29,139
That's why we're here.

1959
01:40:29,810 --> 01:40:31,304
Sure.

1960
01:40:32,437 --> 01:40:34,264
Don't you think it's strange?

1961
01:40:38,944 --> 01:40:42,313
You don't need my permission.

1962
01:40:43,783 --> 01:40:45,775
You're a big guy.

1963
01:40:45,952 --> 01:40:47,494
Yes, but I...

1964
01:40:51,666 --> 01:40:54,122
If I do this, then...

1965
01:40:55,003 --> 01:41:00,460
Then things get strange between us...

1966
01:41:01,468 --> 01:41:04,006
<i>Don't worry about that.</i>

1967
01:41:06,348 --> 01:41:08,175
Are you going to New York?

1968
01:41:08,350 --> 01:41:11,387
<i>Yes. I mean...</i>

1969
01:41:12,021 --> 01:41:14,856
I was looking forward to it

1970
01:41:15,691 --> 01:41:18,147
that you remodeled my face,

1971
01:41:19,654 --> 01:41:22,525
but I have to start over.

1972
01:41:25,327 --> 01:41:27,154
<i>Are you there?</i>

1973
01:41:28,163 --> 01:41:29,657
<i>Do you get it?</i>

1974
01:41:30,874 --> 01:41:32,333
I think so.

1975
01:41:33,836 --> 01:41:36,706
You don't know much for sure.

1976
01:41:38,215 --> 01:41:42,047
I am divorced.
I don't have time for that.

1977
01:41:46,891 --> 01:41:48,469
Big day tomorrow.

1978
01:41:48,559 --> 01:41:51,514
Go to sleep.

1979
01:42:05,911 --> 01:42:08,034
Don't worry.

1980
01:42:08,205 --> 01:42:12,702
We have flowers, music and location
and it is great.

1981
01:42:12,877 --> 01:42:14,953
It's getting real

1982
01:42:15,046 --> 01:42:18,047
the best day of your life.

1983
01:42:18,216 --> 01:42:20,007
-Devlin.
- Yes.

1984
01:42:20,093 --> 01:42:21,373
Palmer. I...

1985
01:42:25,098 --> 01:42:29,392
You look beautiful.

1986
01:42:29,937 --> 01:42:31,894
- Real? Thank you.
- Yes.

1987
01:42:32,564 --> 01:42:35,269
- Can I ask you something?
- Yes.

1988
01:42:36,569 --> 01:42:38,561
Do you want Danny back?

1989
01:42:40,114 --> 01:42:42,901
- Guard. What?
- I think so

1990
01:42:44,619 --> 01:42:47,904
he is still in love with you.

1991
01:42:49,415 --> 01:42:50,578
Real?

1992
01:42:52,752 --> 01:42:54,792
Why?

1993
01:42:55,255 --> 01:42:58,256
He shines when you are there.

1994
01:42:58,425 --> 01:43:01,759
He laughs at you. Not about me.

1995
01:43:01,929 --> 01:43:06,258
Palmer, there's nothing between us.

1996
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:08,308
We are ordinary

1997
01:43:08,811 --> 01:43:10,091
familiar.

1998
01:43:11,606 --> 01:43:13,314
It's you for him.

1999
01:43:14,317 --> 01:43:15,776
That's what he said.

2000
01:43:16,444 --> 01:43:19,445
That's such a relief

2001
01:43:19,823 --> 01:43:23,441
because I can't
against you.

2002
01:43:23,618 --> 01:43:25,492
Turn around. Does this fit?

2003
01:43:25,662 --> 01:43:28,948
- Put the pendant in your nose.
- Stop.

2004
01:43:39,969 --> 01:43:41,167
Excuse me.

2005
01:43:41,345 --> 01:43:42,888
- Please.
- Thank you.

2006
01:43:42,972 --> 01:43:44,170
Katherine.

2007
01:43:44,474 --> 01:43:45,932
-Katherine.
- Oh, Devlin.

2008
01:43:46,017 --> 01:43:48,804
- It was so much fun.
- Yes.

2009
01:43:49,187 --> 01:43:52,188
How did you cheat?

2010
01:43:52,857 --> 01:43:55,313
I didn't. I won.

2011
01:43:55,485 --> 01:43:57,692
Where's Danny?

2012
01:43:59,823 --> 01:44:01,021
Devlin...

2013
01:44:01,825 --> 01:44:04,826
Danny is at his wedding.

2014
01:44:05,329 --> 01:44:06,492
What?

2015
01:44:06,664 --> 01:44:08,538
We are not married.

2016
01:44:09,542 --> 01:44:11,369
It's a lie.

2017
01:44:11,544 --> 01:44:12,824
Why?

2018
01:44:13,379 --> 01:44:18,006
Because I didn't want you to know the truth.

2019
01:44:18,092 --> 01:44:19,172
Real?

2020
01:44:19,677 --> 01:44:22,347
I am a single mother.

2021
01:44:22,889 --> 01:44:25,974
I have two children
which I love very much.

2022
01:44:26,059 --> 01:44:27,851
I have a Honda.

2023
01:44:28,020 --> 01:44:30,012
I have dial-up internet.

2024
01:44:30,564 --> 01:44:34,229
My GPA was 2.7, not 3.4.

2025
01:44:35,027 --> 01:44:36,854
Now that I tell the truth

2026
01:44:37,071 --> 01:44:39,194
we name poop after you.

2027
01:44:40,575 --> 01:44:44,240
I'm Danny's assistant.

2028
01:44:44,704 --> 01:44:49,865
I never thought. You had something.

2029
01:44:51,086 --> 01:44:54,537
He's great.

2030
01:44:56,550 --> 01:44:59,219
I'm in love with him, but

2031
01:45:00,220 --> 01:45:02,178
that doesn't matter,

2032
01:45:02,264 --> 01:45:06,642
because he marries another.

2033
01:45:08,938 --> 01:45:10,978
Ian and I are getting divorced.

2034
01:45:11,566 --> 01:45:14,769
Why?

2035
01:45:16,112 --> 01:45:18,271
He's gay.

2036
01:45:18,448 --> 01:45:21,235
- Homo?
- Look.

2037
01:45:21,409 --> 01:45:24,909
That's a strong muscle I feel.

2038
01:45:25,455 --> 01:45:29,833
Devlin, the one with the coconut

2039
01:45:29,918 --> 01:45:31,911
was a red flag.

2040
01:45:33,589 --> 01:45:35,629
He also does it with the soap.

2041
01:45:42,432 --> 01:45:43,926
And the iPod?

2042
01:45:44,100 --> 01:45:47,101
- Nothing invented.
- No?

2043
01:45:47,270 --> 01:45:52,098
No. He sued the Dodgers
after a ball out.

2044
01:45:53,443 --> 01:45:56,812
Oh dear. That's... What?

2045
01:45:57,823 --> 01:45:59,483
This is strange.

2046
01:45:59,783 --> 01:46:04,611
Yeah, why didn't we ever do this?

2047
01:46:05,164 --> 01:46:06,444
No idea.

2048
01:46:07,458 --> 01:46:09,118
- Hey.
- Hey.

2049
01:46:10,461 --> 01:46:12,620
- What?
- Nice.

2050
01:46:12,797 --> 01:46:15,086
Nice to tell the truth.

2051
01:46:15,175 --> 01:46:16,717
The truth is nice.

2052
01:46:16,801 --> 01:46:20,253
And when you said you were in love with me?

2053
01:46:20,680 --> 01:46:22,472
- I'll just go.
- Okay.

2054
01:46:22,641 --> 01:46:24,680
- I'm getting a divorce.
- Good luck.

2055
01:46:30,024 --> 01:46:32,479
Where are my children?

2056
01:46:32,985 --> 01:46:35,523
Palmer buys them ice cream.

2057
01:46:36,155 --> 01:46:38,444
How was the wedding?

2058
01:46:38,533 --> 01:46:39,861
Okay.

2059
01:46:39,992 --> 01:46:43,942
We are standing on a beautiful cliff.

2060
01:46:44,038 --> 01:46:48,950
I look at the Pacific Ocean and think:

2061
01:46:49,044 --> 01:46:53,836
'I'm starting my life

2062
01:46:54,383 --> 01:46:56,007
'with my lover.'

2063
01:46:57,719 --> 01:47:02,180
But he wasn't with me.

2064
01:47:03,517 --> 01:47:05,890
- Not?
- No.

2065
01:47:06,896 --> 01:47:08,687
You didn't do it?

2066
01:47:08,856 --> 01:47:11,347
- I couldn't.
- No?

2067
01:47:12,026 --> 01:47:17,732
Don't we have something extra?

2068
01:47:19,534 --> 01:47:21,076
Danny, I...

2069
01:47:23,413 --> 01:47:30,033
What if you wake up?
and realize this is real?

2070
01:47:30,212 --> 01:47:33,166
You're the only real thing in my life.

2071
01:47:33,257 --> 01:47:35,416
Danny, come on. I...

2072
01:47:35,593 --> 01:47:38,713
She's beautiful and... I'm not 23.

2073
01:47:40,431 --> 01:47:42,389
I'm not like that.

2074
01:47:42,600 --> 01:47:47,262
She's fine, but she's not you.

2075
01:47:47,564 --> 01:47:48,844
She's not you.

2076
01:47:49,608 --> 01:47:51,399
I have two children.

2077
01:47:51,610 --> 01:47:54,943
I can't get rid of that.

2078
01:47:55,405 --> 01:47:58,905
I love those kids.

2079
01:48:00,578 --> 01:48:03,947
I want to see those kids 23 hours a day.

2080
01:48:04,248 --> 01:48:06,075
And the other hour?

2081
01:48:17,470 --> 01:48:18,799
Good work.

2082
01:48:18,972 --> 01:48:21,973
- That's how I want to see it.
- Oh well.

2083
01:48:26,647 --> 01:48:30,146
<i>Everything went well for everyone.</i>

2084
01:48:30,317 --> 01:48:33,271
<i>That little one swam with dolphins.</i>

2085
01:48:36,449 --> 01:48:39,699
<i>Palmer met a guy</i>
<i>of her age,</i>

2086
01:48:39,786 --> 01:48:42,158
<i>a bigger fan of 'N Sync.</i>

2087
01:48:43,957 --> 01:48:46,530
<i>Maggie starts an acting course</i>

2088
01:48:46,626 --> 01:48:48,952
<i>with the real Dolph Lundgren.</i>

2089
01:48:49,963 --> 01:48:51,837
<i>And me?</i>

2090
01:48:52,132 --> 01:48:55,335
<i>I wear a real wedding ring.</i>

2091
01:48:55,511 --> 01:48:57,550
<i>If they ask me,</i>

2092
01:48:57,638 --> 01:49:01,007
<i>I tell her not to hit me,</i>

2093
01:49:01,183 --> 01:49:02,594
<i>don't deceive me,</i>

2094
01:49:02,685 --> 01:49:05,603
<i>doesn't drink so much...</i>

2095
01:49:05,688 --> 01:49:08,559
<i>With whom I will always stay.</i>

2096
01:49:08,650 --> 01:49:11,401
<i>Her name is Katherine.</i>

2097
01:49:11,486 --> 01:49:14,820
Would you like to dance with your wife?

2098
01:49:15,031 --> 01:49:17,154
You're welcome, Mrs. Maccabee.

2099
01:49:17,367 --> 01:49:18,482
Okay.

2100
01:49:20,829 --> 01:49:22,204
One more.

2101
01:49:27,711 --> 01:49:30,547
Het Sikje plays bass really well.

2102
01:49:30,714 --> 01:49:32,339
What did I say?

2103
01:49:36,179 --> 01:49:38,467
- One more time. Just kidding.
- Stop.

2104
01:49:43,186 --> 01:49:45,392
I get it. Long and gross.

2105
01:49:45,564 --> 01:49:48,351
You don't need wind for that.

2106
01:52:35,493 --> 01:52:40,707
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