1 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,242 [ Chirping ] 2 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,151 [ Engine Revving ] 3 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:29,290 [ Whimpering ] 4 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,342 [ Engine Rattling ] 5 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:53,681 OH, DARN IT ! 6 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:58,018 [ Groaning ] 7 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,022 OKAY, MUTT. 8 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,457 SHOW TIME. 9 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,659 OKAY, COME HERE. 10 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,795 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 11 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:12,065 HEY, DO NOT MAKE ME USE THIS, OKAY ? 12 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,673 HI. "CLOWN AND THE HOUND." 13 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:22,343 OW ! [ Whimpering ] 14 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:26,647 HEY, KIDS, IT'S HAPPY, SLAPPY TIME ! 15 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,649 [ Clown Laughing ] 16 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,285 ALL RIGHT, NOW, I TELL YA WHAT WE'LL DO. 17 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:34,655 WE'LL START OFF WITH A LITTLE BIT OF PLATE-SPINNIN', OKAY ? 18 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:49,570 I BET YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS. 19 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:58,246 HOO-HOO-HA, HOO-HOO-HOO. HULA, HULA, HULA HOOP 20 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,751 PICK A CARD, ANY CARD. 21 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:07,521 NOW WE PUT THE PLATE IN OUR MOUTH ! 22 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,560 [ Wheezing, Coughing ] 23 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:16,364 [ Coughing Continues ] IT WENT DOWN A LITTLE BIT... FAR. 24 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:19,567 [ Humming ] 25 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,578 [ Clown Groaning ] 26 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,212 [ Boy Groaning ] 27 00:03:32,246 --> 00:03:34,582 OKAY, DOG, YOUR TURN. 28 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,116 [ Panting ] 29 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,418 [ Laughing ] 30 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:43,457 [ Children Gasping ] OH. OH. OH. 31 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,528 ONE MORE. 32 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,229 [ Together ] YEAH ! 33 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:53,301 AND NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE, KIDS ! 34 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,270 [ Grunting ] 35 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,605 [ Shrieking ] 36 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:58,772 WHERE ARE YOU ? 37 00:03:58,806 --> 00:03:59,907 [ Crowd Shouting ] 38 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,275 COME BACK HERE ! 39 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:02,443 [ Screaming ] - [ Whimpering ] 40 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,445 [ Grunting ] OW ! 41 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:10,318 [ Clown Shouting ] 42 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,288 MY CAKE ! 43 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,356 [ Screaming ] 44 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,261 [ Children Screaming ] [ Mother ] OH ! 45 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,968 [ Grunting ] 46 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,171 WOULD IT BE OKAY IF I GET A COUPLE REFERENCES ? 47 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,442 COME ON ! GET UP HERE ! 48 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,176 I WARNED YOU. 49 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,846 YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, YOU FLEA-BITTEN MONGREL. 50 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,515 YOU'RE GOING TO THE POUND ! 51 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:42,816 DO YOU HEAR ME ? 52 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,184 YOU'RE GOING TO THE POUND ! 53 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,458 I HATE BIRTHDAY PARTIES ! 54 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,926 I HATE KIDS ! 55 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,563 I HATE BEING A CLOWN ! 56 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,368 I CAN'T STAND BIRTHDAY CAKES ! 57 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,677 YEAH, DOG POUND ? 58 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,312 I GOT A VICIOUS DOG. NO, IT'S A HORRIBLE DOG. 59 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,648 IT'S A MENACE ! 60 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,884 I'M BRINGIN' HIM IN NOW ! 61 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,821 NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. 62 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,856 THAT'S WHY I'M CALLING YA. 63 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:26,394 WHAT ? OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. 64 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:29,963 I COULD BE THERE IN 15, 20 MINUTES. 65 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,865 YEAH. WELL, NO, I GOT A MAP. 66 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,767 I GOT A MAP HERE IN THE TRUCK. 67 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:01,395 [ Whimpering ] [ Mooing ] 68 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,870 [ Truck Horn Honking ] 69 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,717 OH, MY GOD ! 70 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:24,885 OH, MY ! 71 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,420 [ Baby Crying ] 72 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:27,755 YOU OKAY ? 73 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:28,856 YOU OKAY, SWEETIE ? 74 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:29,790 YOU OKAY ? NO ! 75 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:34,094 WELL, JEEZ, ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. 76 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,597 WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT BOX DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD ? 77 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,798 WE'RE OKAY. 78 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:38,932 EVERYONE'S OKAY. WE-WE'RE OKAY. FINE. 79 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,728 ISN'T IT CUTE ? OH, DON'T FORGET: 80 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,797 MY NEW JOB IS JUST TEN MINUTES AWAY. 81 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,799 DID I TELL YOU THAT THE FERNFIELD NAPKIN FACTORY... 82 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:15,503 IS THE THIRD LARGEST MANUFACTURER OF NAPKINS IN ALL NORTH AMERICA ? 83 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:18,639 WHOOP, HERE WE ARE. 84 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:32,452 [ Sighs ] SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH ? 85 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:20,067 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 86 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:34,414 [ Owl Hooting ] 87 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:46,760 [ Mother ] I AM CONCERNED ABOUT HIM STARTING THREE MONTHS INTO THE SCHOOL YEAR. 88 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,563 HE DOESN'T MAKE FRIENDS VERY EASILY. 89 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,999 NOT THAT HE'S NOT FRIENDLY. 90 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,568 IT'S JUST-- WELL, HE DOESN'T TALK MUCH THESE DAYS. 91 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,570 YOU SEE, WHEN HIS DAD PASSED AWAY LAST YEAR-- 92 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,738 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 93 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,906 THANK YOU. 94 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,107 IT'S BEEN DIFFICULT. 95 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,742 SO, ANYWAY... 96 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:05,445 I USED TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME AROUND HERE BECAUSE MY GRANDPARENTS LIVED HERE. 97 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:09,249 SO I THOUGHT THAT THE MOVE WOULD REALLY BE THE BEST THING FOR US, ESPECIALLY FOR JOSH. 98 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,918 I UNDERSTAND. 99 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,586 I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO DO VERY WELL HERE. 100 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,789 BUT TELL ME ABOUT EXTRACURRICULAR PROGRAMS. 101 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,558 DOES JOSH HAVE ANY INTERESTS OR HOBBIES ? 102 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:23,731 WELL, HE USED TO LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH HIS DAD, 103 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,733 BUT HE'S LOST INTEREST IN THAT TOO. 104 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,267 WELL, LET'S SEE. 105 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,102 WE HAVE AN EXCELLENT BAND. 106 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:34,074 OH, I USED TO PLAY THE FLUTE WHEN I WAS HIS AGE. THAT WAS FUN. 107 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,477 [ Bell Ringing ] 108 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,685 I THINK AN INSTRUMENT WOULD BE JUST THE THING ! 109 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,157 [ Man ] NO, NO, NO. DON'T BLOW SO HARD. 110 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,795 OKAY, BLOW A LITTLE HARDER. 111 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,502 [ Chattering ] 112 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,810 HEY, MIKE, PASS ! 113 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,278 PICK UP. COME ON. 114 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,846 COME ON. 115 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,148 GO ! COME ON, SHOOT ! 116 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:17,517 SHOOT ! 117 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:30,057 [ Grunting ] 118 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,000 [ Dog Growling ] 119 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,817 [ Dog Whimpering ] 120 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,403 I KNOW, MOM. 121 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,771 IT'S NOT CALLED MOONLIGHTING. OH, I FOUND IT. 122 00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:52,906 YEAH, IT'S-- 123 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,007 IT'S-IT'S-- NO ! 124 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,275 IT'S NOT MOONLIGHTING. 125 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,144 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO HAVE TWO JOBS. 126 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,947 HMM ? MOM, WOULD YOU HOLD ON A MINUTE ? I HAVE ANOTHER CALL. 127 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,482 HELLO. OH, Y-- Q-R-S, T-U-V 128 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,784 YES, MRS. GRAYSON. HI. W-X 129 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:10,223 I FIGURED OUT WHY BOLIVIA DIDN'T GET THE NAPKINS SENT. VENEZUELA GOT 'EM. YEAH. 130 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,929 [ Knocking ] [ Door Opens ] 131 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,365 SORRY, SWEETIE, THAT WAS GRANDMA ON THE PHONE. 132 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,802 HOW WAS SCHOOL ? 133 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,471 IT SUCKS. 134 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,240 HOW WAS THE TROMBONE ? 135 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,846 AW, SWEETIE. 136 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,352 I'M SORRY. 137 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,491 YOU KNOW, WE'VE ALL BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN THIS LAST YEAR. 138 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,160 BUT I KNOW WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH IT. 139 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,496 THIS IS A GOOD PLACE. 140 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:53,066 ALL WE GOTTA DO IS JUST GIVE IT OUR BEST SHOT EVERY DAY. 141 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:01,041 YOUR DAD WOULD'VE WANTED IT THAT WAY. 142 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,043 I GUESS. 143 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:07,080 SURE. HE WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED YOU BEING ALL MOPEY. 144 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,758 I LOVE YOU. 145 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,949 CHECK OUT THE NEW KID. 146 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,451 IT LOOKS LIKE HE STOLE THAT BALL FROM THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS. 147 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,853 [ Chuckling ] 148 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,256 HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY ? 149 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:52,392 [ Man ] ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP ! 150 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,896 NOW, YOU'RE HERE TODAY TO TRY OUT FOR THE SCHOOL'S FINEST TRADITION: 151 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,399 BASKETBALL. 152 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,435 NOW, I'VE GOT FIVE OF MY BOYS BACK FROM LAST YEAR, 153 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,272 INCLUDING LEADING SCORER LARRY WILLINGHAM. 154 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,141 RAISE YOUR HANDS, GENTLEMEN. 155 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:11,544 THIS YEAR, WE ARE GOIN' ALL THE WAY. WHY'S THAT, WILLINGHAM ? 156 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,313 'CAUSE WE'RE WINNERS, SIR. 157 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,115 THAT'S RIGHT. 158 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,450 WE ARE HERE TO WIN... 159 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,088 'CAUSE IF YOU CAN WIN ON THE COURTS, 160 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,323 YOU CAN WIN AT LIFE. 161 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,491 GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE. 162 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:25,458 LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN PLAY BALL. 163 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,460 [ Children Shouting ] 164 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,429 WHAT TEAM YOU PLAYIN' FOR ? 165 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,298 WHAT TEAM YOU PLAYIN' FOR ? WHO'S GONNA WIN ? 166 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,899 WHO'S GONNA WIN ? 167 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,234 [ Together ] TIMBERWOLVES ! 168 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,335 I CAN'T HEAR YOU ! 169 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,469 [ Together ] TIMBERWOLVES ! 170 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,505 WHAT TEAM'S GONNA WIN ? 171 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,658 GOOD NIGHT, ART. 172 00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,959 GOOD NIGHT. 173 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:04,197 HEY, KID, YOU'RE NEW HERE, RIGHT ? 174 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,867 WELL, UH, I COULD USE A MANAGER. 175 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,336 WELL-- 176 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,970 MANAGER WORKS HIS BUTT OFF. 177 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,539 HE ARRIVES BEFORE THE TEAM. 178 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,341 HE LEAVES AFTER THE TEAM. THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT ? 179 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,944 PRACTICE IS FRIDAY AFTERNOON. 180 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,212 YOU BE HERE. 181 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,424 [ Whistles ] 182 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,932 [ Barking ] 183 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,477 HEY, BOY. 184 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,679 WANT ME TO GET THOSE RAGS OFF YA ? 185 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,465 [ Growls ] 186 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,033 [ Gasps ] 187 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,674 YES, MRS. GRAYSON, I KNOW, BUT THAT ACCOUNT NEEDS TO BE ZEROED OUT. 188 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,676 [ Gasping ] MM. I KNOW. 189 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,278 COULD YOU HOLD ON A MINUTE ? 190 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,546 I HAVE ANOTHER CALL. THANKS. 191 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,048 HI. HELLO ? OH, HI ! 192 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,351 WEREN'T YOU GUYS SUPPOSED TO START WALLPAPERING TODAY ? 193 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,254 JOSH, WOULD YOU EAT SOMETHING, PLEASE ? I DON'T KNOW WHY 194 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,517 [ Grunting ] 195 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,436 WHOA. 196 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,649 [ Dog Panting ] 197 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,318 YOU LIKE BASKETBALL ? 198 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,959 HEY, BOY, COME AND GET IT ! 199 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,227 COME AND GET IT ! 200 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,257 HEY, BOY. 201 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,948 GOOD BOY. 202 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,416 OKAY, IN YOU GO. 203 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,955 COME ON. 204 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,827 COME ON. 205 00:23:52,999 --> 00:23:55,001 [ Grunting ] 206 00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:02,341 COME ON. MY MOM'S GONNA BE HOME AT 5:00. 207 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,349 WAIT A MINUTE. 208 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:16,923 HEY, BOY ! 209 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,958 YEAH, GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY. YOU WANT IT, BOY ? 210 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,359 YOU WANT THE BALL ? 211 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,594 YOU WANT THE BALL ? 212 00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:23,462 YEAH, GO GET IT, GO GET IT. 213 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,698 SPLISH, SPLASH I WAS TAKIN' A BATH 214 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:29,669 LONG ABOUT A SATURDAY NIGHT 215 00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:32,471 RUB, DUB JUST RELAXIN' IN THE TUB 216 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:35,474 THINKIN' EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT 217 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:38,845 WELL, I STEPPED OUT THE TUB PUT MY FEET ON THE FLOOR 218 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,447 I WRAPPED THE TOWEL AROUND ME AND I OPENED THE DOOR 219 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,851 AND A SPLISH SPLASH I JUMPED BACK IN THE BATH 220 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,687 WELL, HOW WAS I TO KNOW THERE WAS A PARTY GOIN' ON 221 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,856 THERE WAS A-SPLISHIN' AND A-SPLASHIN' 222 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:54,661 REELIN' WITH THE FEELIN' MOVIN' AND A-GROOVIN' ROCKIN' AND A-ROLLIN' 223 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:56,696 YEAH 224 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:09,909 BING, BANG I SAW THE WHOLE GANG 225 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:13,580 DANCIN' ON MY LIVING ROOM RUG, YEAH 226 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:15,815 FLIP, FLOP THEY WAS DOIN' THE BOP STAY, BUDDY. 227 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,417 ALL THE TEENS HAD THE DANCIN' BUG 228 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:22,088 YEAH, THERE WAS LOLLIPOP WITH PEGGY SUE 229 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:26,092 GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY WASN'T EVEN THERE TOO 230 00:25:26,125 --> 00:25:28,761 WITH A SPLISH, SPLASH 231 00:25:28,795 --> 00:25:31,831 [ Blower Humming ] 232 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:35,868 ROLLIN' AND A-STROLLIN' REELIN' WITH THE FEELIN' 233 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:39,071 MOVIN' AND A-GROOVIN' SPLISHIN' AND A-SPLASHIN' 234 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:42,709 OH, YEAH 235 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,121 JOSH, I'M HOME ! 236 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,555 BUDDY, STAY. 237 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:58,958 AND DON'T MOVE UNTIL I COME BACK. 238 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,897 THERE YOU GO. [ Mumbling ] 239 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:09,869 HI, MOM ! 240 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,103 CAN I HELP WITH THE GROCERIES ? 241 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:12,605 EXCUSE ME ? 242 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:13,806 CAN I HELP WITH THE GROCERIES ? 243 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,108 HOW WAS YOUR DAY ? 244 00:26:16,142 --> 00:26:19,145 OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON ? 245 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,954 WHAT'S WRONG ? 246 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,490 NOTHING ! CAN'T A GUY EVEN HELP HIS MOM WITH THE GROCERIES ? 247 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,098 WHAT DID YOU DO ? 248 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:43,002 MOM, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO HAVE A HAMSTER ? 249 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,107 YOU WANT ANOTHER HAMSTER ? NO ! 250 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,645 NOT EXACTLY. 251 00:26:52,679 --> 00:26:53,846 JOSH, SPIT IT OUT ! 252 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,791 OH, MY GOD. 253 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:13,532 [ Mom Screaming ] OH, MY GOD ! 254 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,037 [ Screaming Continues ] 255 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:45,898 NO ! 256 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:51,570 BUDDY ! EW ! 257 00:27:57,076 --> 00:28:00,780 SO, CAN I KEEP HIM ? 258 00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,636 [ Barking ] 259 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:46,793 OH, HERE. 260 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:58,304 I GOT AN IDEA. 261 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:21,160 JOSH, WOULD YOU COME IN HERE, PLEASE ? 262 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,728 UH-OH. 263 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:23,996 BUDDY, YOU GOTTA STAY HERE, OKAY ? 264 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,297 BUDDY, NO. 265 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:28,300 YOU GOTTA STAY OUTSIDE. [ Dog Whimpers ] 266 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:31,737 HEY, MOM, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 267 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:32,771 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 268 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:33,739 THE BOX. 269 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,473 THE BOX ? 270 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:35,407 DON'T GET FUNNY WITH ME, JOSH. 271 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:36,442 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 272 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,410 WHAT AM I DOING ? 273 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,779 YOU ARE MAKING A HOME FOR HIM, AND THIS IS NOT HIS HOME. 274 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:42,148 THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW-- 275 00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:43,782 MOM, WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM OUT IN THE RAIN. 276 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:44,917 THAT'S TOTALLY INHUMAN. 277 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,018 THAT'S JUST THE POINT, JOSH. 278 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,253 HE'S NOT HUMAN. 279 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,787 HE'S A STRAY. 280 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,990 DO NOT GET ATTACHED TO THIS DOG, JOSH. DO NOT ! 281 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,325 NO, I HAVE WAY TOO MUCH ON MY PLATE AS IT IS. 282 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:54,961 I'D TAKE CARE OF HIM. 283 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,996 JOSH, WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS DOG. 284 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,398 WE HAVE YOUR LITTLE SISTER TO THINK ABOUT. NO. THE ANSWER IS NO. 285 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,370 ONE WEEK, AND IF NOBODY CLAIMS HIM, HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE POUND. 286 00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:05,437 THREE WEEKS ? 287 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:06,372 TWO AND A HALF ? TWO. 288 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,340 JOSH ! 289 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,276 CHRISTMAS. THAT'S LIKE TWO WEEKS AND A COUPLE DAYS, RIGHT ? 290 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,978 THAT'S PERFECT. 291 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,445 WE CAN'T DUMP HIM BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 292 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:14,847 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 293 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,015 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, CHRISTMAS. 294 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,851 BUT THE MINUTE AFTER, HE'S OUTTA HERE. 295 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:21,020 MEANWHILE, HE STAYS OUTSIDE. 296 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:23,222 AND IF YOU TRY TO SNEAK HIM IN HERE JUST ONCE-- 297 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,456 MOM, MOM, MOM. 298 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:25,791 I SWEAR. 299 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,026 ALL RIGHT. 300 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:29,495 AS LONG AS WE'RE CLEAR. 301 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:32,064 I SWEAR, YOU'RE GONNA GROW UP TO BE A LAWYER SOMEDAY. 302 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,260 [ Bicycle Bell Dings ] 303 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:47,306 JOSH, DID YOU SEE MY NEWSPAPER ? NO, MOM ! 304 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:49,208 MORNING, MOM ! 305 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,243 BUDDY, HOW ARE YA ? [ Barking ] 306 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:52,979 HOW ARE YA, BOY ? 307 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,546 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD SLEEP ? DID YA ? 308 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:55,948 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 309 00:31:55,982 --> 00:31:57,149 [ Barking ] 310 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:02,454 [ Brushing Teeth ] 311 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:12,264 [ Barking ] [ Josh Giggling ] 312 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:25,077 [ Kids Shouting ] 313 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,145 DON'T DRAG YOUR FEET. 314 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,179 DON'T DRAG YOUR FEET. I GOT THE SHOT. 315 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:29,181 DOWN, DOWN. LET'S GO ! 316 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:31,150 [ Whistle Blowing ] 317 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,918 STEWART, DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO. 318 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,453 YOUR JOB ON THIS TEAM IS TO GET THE BALL TO WILLINGHAM. 319 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:37,089 LET'S GO ! [ Whistle Blowing ] 320 00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,357 PASS IT OFF. LET'S GO ! 321 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:39,858 [ Boy ] MOVE IT, MOVE IT. BACK. 322 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:45,197 [ Coach ] THAT'S IT. LET'S GO, CURTIS. 323 00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:57,143 WHAT'S THE MATTER, WATER BOY ? [ Laughing ] 324 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:01,180 LET'S GO ! 325 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:30,409 HEY, GET OUT. CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS WET PAINT ? 326 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,660 HE SHOOTS... AND SCORES ! 327 00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:51,563 [ Barking ] HERE ! 328 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:54,366 GOOD BOY ! 329 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,402 [ Door Opens ] 330 00:33:57,769 --> 00:34:00,072 COOL. PIZZA. 331 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:03,109 [ Baby ] ME TOO. WHO IS IT ? 332 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,448 WHAT'S WITH JOSH TODAY ? 333 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:57,263 WHOA ! HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE ? 334 00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:59,498 HEY ! [ Grunting ] 335 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,133 JOSH ! 336 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:02,801 NO ! 337 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,603 ARE YOU OKAY ? 338 00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,640 JOSH ! 339 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,376 I'M FINE, MOM ! 340 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,249 JOSH ? 341 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,285 JOSH ! 342 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:21,520 IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN HERE ? 343 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:22,488 YEAH, MOM. 344 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,190 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 345 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:25,457 JUST DOIN' MY HOMEWORK. 346 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:30,496 WHY DON'T I TAKE CARE OF THAT LAUNDRY AS LONG AS I'M HERE ? 347 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,198 NO ! 348 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:33,665 I'LL DO IT LATER. 349 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:36,668 YOU WORK SO HARD, MOM. 350 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:38,670 IT'LL BE GOOD FOR ME. 351 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:43,041 [ Phone Ringing ] 352 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:49,848 HELLO ? 353 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,517 YES, THIS IS MRS. FRAMM. 354 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,719 YES, MY SON PUT UP THOSE FLYERS. 355 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:59,391 OH, NO, NO. I'M SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT ONE UP ON PRIVATE PROPERTY. 356 00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:01,227 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 357 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,794 OH. 358 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,530 YEAH ! 359 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,232 [ Dog Whimpers ] 360 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:26,585 [ Alarm Clock Ringing ] 361 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,428 HEY, JACKIE ! WHAT'S NEW ? 362 00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:39,698 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 363 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,435 BYE, MOM. I GOT PRACTICE. 364 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,437 I'LL BE HOME LATE. BYE, HONEY. 365 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:51,510 THAT'S IT, GENTLEMEN. 366 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,744 SHOWERS ! 367 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:57,115 YOU TRIED TO GET THAT SLAM DUNK. YEAH, RIGHT. 368 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,863 [ Sneakers Squeaking ] 369 00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:41,853 COLD WATER. 370 00:38:41,887 --> 00:38:43,221 HUH ? 371 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:47,959 MAKE SURE YOU USE COLD WATER. 372 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:51,797 THEY'LL COME OUT ALL MINIATURIZED IF YOU DON'T. 373 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,832 OKAY. 374 00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:59,337 I DON'T GET IT. 375 00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:01,807 YOU DON'T GET WHAT ? 376 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,843 WHY ARE YOU PUTTIN' YOURSELF THROUGH THIS ? 377 00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:14,786 I GUESS I JUST LIKE BASKETBALL. 378 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:43,582 WHOA ! 379 00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:51,056 [ Bell Ringing ] AND HAVE A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY, CHILDREN. 380 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:53,058 WE'LL SEE YOU ALL IN TWO WEEKS. 381 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:55,293 [ Shouting ] 382 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,933 [ Metal Clanging ] 383 00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:06,838 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 384 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:18,617 COULD YOU SIGN THIS ? 385 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,722 [ Sighs ] 386 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,424 YOU THINK THIS IS ME ? 387 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,959 IT ISN'T ? 388 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,761 NO, KID. 389 00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:31,797 THAT GUY'S DEAD. 390 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:33,799 DIED A LONG TIME AGO. 391 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:38,670 OH, OKAY. 392 00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:40,839 THANKS ANYWAY. 393 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,549 [ Basketball Bouncing ] 394 00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:23,381 "YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS. 395 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:28,654 "HE EXISTS AS CERTAINLY AS LOVE AND GENEROSITY AND DEVOTION EXIST. 396 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,990 "AND YOU KNOW THAT THEY ABOUND AND GIVE TO YOUR LIFE... 397 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:34,526 "ITS HIGHEST BEAUTY AND JOY. 398 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,697 "ALAS, HOW DREARY WOULD THE WORLD BE IF THERE WERE NO SANTA CLAUS. 399 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,999 "THERE WOULD BE NO CHILDLIKE FAITH THEN. 400 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:46,638 "NO POETRY, NO ROMANCE TO MAKE TOLERABLE THIS EXISTENCE. 401 00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:49,474 "NOBODY CAN CONCEIVE OR IMAGINE... 402 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:54,179 "ALL THE WONDERS THAT ARE UNSEEN AND UNSEEABLE IN THE WORLD. 403 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,649 "THE MOST REAL THINGS IN THE WORLD... 404 00:41:57,683 --> 00:42:02,053 "ARE THOSE THAT NEITHER CHILDREN NOR MEN CAN SEE. 405 00:42:02,087 --> 00:42:04,089 "NO SANTA CLAUS ? 406 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:09,527 "THANK GOD HE LIVES, AND HE LIVES FOREVER. 407 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,897 "A THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW, VIRGINIA-- 408 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:15,033 "NAY, TEN TIMES 10,000 YEARS FROM NOW-- 409 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:18,203 "HE WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE GLAD... 410 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:21,072 THE HEART OF CHILDHOOD." 411 00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:23,108 [ Ringing ] 412 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:28,479 HEY, BUDDY, IT'S CHRISTMAS. 413 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:33,885 BUDDY ? BUDDY ? 414 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:37,956 [ Panting ] 415 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:41,993 BUDDY ! 416 00:42:44,129 --> 00:42:45,864 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JOSH. 417 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,599 BUDDY ! 418 00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:56,207 [ Dog Whines ] 419 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:57,643 THANK YOU, MOM. 420 00:42:57,676 --> 00:42:59,410 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU ! 421 00:42:59,444 --> 00:43:03,882 I GOTTA GET THESE FLYERS OUT TO THE BOYS WHO TRIED OUT FOR THE TEAM AND DIDN'T MAKE IT. 422 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,885 THE SIMMONS TWINS MOVED TO CANADA. GOD KNOWS WHY. 423 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:09,120 I GOT TWO SLOTS OPEN. 424 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:11,122 YOU KNOW WHICH LOCKERS BELONG TO WHICH BOYS ? 425 00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:13,158 [ Chattering ] 426 00:43:22,668 --> 00:43:24,803 DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME, WATER BOY. 427 00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:27,806 [ Laughing ] 428 00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:53,231 I WISH MY DAD WERE HERE. 429 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,903 HE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT TO DO. 430 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:07,212 NO, BUDDY ! NO. 431 00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:09,247 I DON'T WANNA PLAY. 432 00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:17,322 FINE. 433 00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:19,224 YOU CAN PLAY. 434 00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:36,341 NO WAY. 435 00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:45,383 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 436 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:47,719 [ Barking ] COME ON, BOY. 437 00:44:47,753 --> 00:44:50,088 SIT, BOY. 438 00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,599 [ Gasping ] WHOA ! 439 00:45:28,093 --> 00:45:30,061 YES ! 440 00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:32,798 [ Giggling ] 441 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,135 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LEARNED TO DO THIS, 442 00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:41,139 BUT JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, OUR SECRET, OKAY ? 443 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:43,641 YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD BOY. YEAH. 444 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:50,448 ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, LISTEN UP. 445 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,784 NOW, WE'RE OFF TO A ROCKY START. 446 00:45:52,818 --> 00:45:54,820 WE'RE TWO AND TWO. 447 00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:57,422 IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TO THE PLAY-OFFS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO START WINNIN'. 448 00:45:57,455 --> 00:46:00,058 WHICH IS WHY I'M LOOKIN' FOR A COUPLE OF WINNERS. 449 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,160 THERE'S NINE OF YOU HERE. 450 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,295 ONLY TWO OF YOU ARE COMIN' BACK. 451 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:05,831 FRAMM ! YOU'RE LATE ! 452 00:46:05,864 --> 00:46:07,132 BRING OVER THAT RACK OF BALLS ! 453 00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:09,767 I'M HERE TO TRY OUT FOR THE TEAM. 454 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,437 [ Laughing ] HE CAN'T TRY OUT. HE'S THE WATER BOY. 455 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:15,907 FRAMM, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT ? 456 00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:18,176 IT WAS IN MY LOCKER. 457 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:21,012 WELL, IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE. 458 00:46:21,046 --> 00:46:24,182 WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE IF I TRIED OUT ANYWAY ? 459 00:46:25,951 --> 00:46:28,786 COACH, JUST LET HIM. 460 00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:31,122 ALL RIGHT, BUT IF YOU SLOW DOWN 461 00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:33,358 MY TRYOUT, I'M GONNA HAVE TO PULL YOU OUT. 462 00:46:34,860 --> 00:46:36,862 FAST BREAK, FAST BREAK ! 463 00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:39,865 [ Grunting ] 464 00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:53,778 YES ! 465 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:57,715 [ Cheering, Shouting ] 466 00:46:58,884 --> 00:47:01,252 LOOK AT MY NEW SHOES, MAN. 467 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:06,757 NERVOUS ? 468 00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:14,065 THIS ALWAYS BROUGHT ME GOOD LUCK. YOU SHOULD CARRY IT TONIGHT. 469 00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:15,867 AN ORANGE PEEL ? 470 00:47:15,901 --> 00:47:17,368 NOT JUST ANY ORANGE PEEL. 471 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:22,073 SCOTTIE PIPPEN DROPPED THIS ORANGE PEEL AT THE SONICS GAME. I PICKED IT UP. 472 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:26,511 I CAN'T TAKE THIS, TOM. 473 00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:28,079 IT'S OKAY. 474 00:47:28,113 --> 00:47:31,917 I GOT THIS OUT OF SHAWN KEMP'S TRASH. 475 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,029 WATER BOY. 476 00:47:44,062 --> 00:47:46,064 JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY. 477 00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:54,239 [ Barking ] 478 00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:01,779 [ Dog Whines ] 479 00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:10,255 [ Crowd Cheering ] 480 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:17,262 JOSH. HI ! 481 00:48:17,295 --> 00:48:19,064 JOSH ! 482 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:20,865 YEAH, JOSH. 483 00:48:20,898 --> 00:48:22,333 [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 484 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:32,310 BE A MAN, LARRY ! 485 00:48:32,343 --> 00:48:36,982 YOU MAKE THE BASKET, THEN YOU DRAW THE FOUL ! COME ON ! 486 00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:39,017 [ Cheering ] 487 00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:51,462 PASS, PASS ! 488 00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:53,164 OVER HERE, LARRY. OVER HERE. 489 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,907 [ Whistle Blows ] 490 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:06,277 THEY'RE KILLIN' US ON THE TRANSITIONS. FULL-COURT PRESS. 491 00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:12,850 ALL RIGHT ? TIMBERWOLVES ! [ Shouting ] 492 00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:17,989 STEWART ! I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU DROP THE BALL AGAIN. YOU GOT IT ? 493 00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:29,500 [ Whistle Blowing ] THAT WAS OUR BALL, REF ! 494 00:49:29,534 --> 00:49:32,137 - HACKING NUMBER THREE, HACKING NUMBER THREE. - GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE ! 495 00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:36,641 THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO MOUTH OFF AT THE REFEREE IS ME. 496 00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:37,942 FRAMM, CHECK IN ! 497 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,344 ME ? 498 00:49:39,377 --> 00:49:42,180 DO YOU SEE ANY OTHER FRAMMS SITTIN' HERE ? CHECK IN ! 499 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:45,183 YEAH, JOSH ! 500 00:49:45,216 --> 00:49:49,154 FRAMM, NUMBER FOUR, NOW ENTERING THE GAME. 501 00:49:56,227 --> 00:49:57,528 PASS IT OFF ! 502 00:49:57,562 --> 00:49:58,996 GO, GO, GO ! 503 00:50:24,422 --> 00:50:25,723 BUDDY ! 504 00:50:25,756 --> 00:50:27,125 [ Crowd Gasping ] 505 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:31,496 GET HIM ! 506 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:33,964 BUDDY, NO ! 507 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:38,103 BUDDY, STOP ! 508 00:50:42,273 --> 00:50:43,408 HEY, GIMME THAT. 509 00:50:43,441 --> 00:50:44,609 GIMME THAT BALL. 510 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,618 EXCUSE ME. 511 00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:55,486 COME BACK HERE ! 512 00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:12,670 BUDDY, GET OVER HERE ! 513 00:51:17,342 --> 00:51:19,977 BUDDY, NO ! 514 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:25,015 [ Cheering Stops, Crowd Gasping ] 515 00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,420 [ Cheering ] 516 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:36,194 BUDDY. BAD DOG. 517 00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:42,333 SORRY, JOSH. 518 00:51:42,367 --> 00:51:43,334 COME ON, BUDDY. 519 00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,520 JOSH. HEY, BOY. 520 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:04,655 DID YOU KNOW THAT BUDDY COULD DO THAT ? 521 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:07,425 DID YOU KNOW THAT HE COULD PLAY BASKETBALL ? THERE HE IS ! 522 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:10,127 OH, THE MAN OF THE HOUR. 523 00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:12,263 AND THE DOG ! 524 00:52:12,297 --> 00:52:16,133 I SWEAR I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT IF I HADN'T SEEN IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. 525 00:52:16,167 --> 00:52:19,270 A BASKETBALL-PLAYING DOG ! [ Laughing ] 526 00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:21,372 A REGULAR MICHAEL "WOOF" JORDAN. 527 00:52:21,406 --> 00:52:24,809 YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING THIS UNDER YOUR HAT. [ Chuckling ] 528 00:52:24,842 --> 00:52:27,812 OH, BUT I'M GOING ON LIKE A FAUCET. MELISSA, THIS IS MRS. FRAMM... 529 00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:30,681 AND HER TALENTED SON, JOSH. 530 00:52:30,715 --> 00:52:32,383 HI. 531 00:52:32,417 --> 00:52:34,118 HI. 532 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:36,120 I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE BOOSTER CLUB, 533 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:39,290 AND I WONDERED IF, MAYBE, YOU AND-- 534 00:52:39,324 --> 00:52:40,725 BUDDY. 535 00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:42,360 BUDDY-- COULD DO THAT TRICK AT THE NEXT HALF-TIME SHOW. 536 00:52:42,393 --> 00:52:44,629 WOULDN'T HE BE A GREAT MASCOT ? 537 00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:47,698 IT WOULD BE GREAT FOR SCHOOL SPIRIT ! 538 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,702 BUDDY ? 539 00:52:51,736 --> 00:52:54,205 BUDDY. 540 00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,242 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DROP ANOTHER BALL AGAIN, STEWART. 541 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:06,217 YOU COULD DO THAT. 542 00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:08,586 JUST MEET THE BALL. JUST CATCH THE BALL. 543 00:53:10,355 --> 00:53:13,090 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ? 544 00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:17,395 JUST RUNNING TOM THROUGH A LITTLE DRILL. THAT'LL BE ENOUGH, JOE. 545 00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:20,765 THAT'LL BE ENOUGH. 546 00:53:26,271 --> 00:53:30,174 GOOD BOY. 547 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,609 HI, I'D LIKE TO REPORT A PROBLEM WITH MY MORNING NEWSPAPER DELIVERY. 548 00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:33,411 I'M NOT GETTING ONE. 549 00:53:33,444 --> 00:53:34,912 NO, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ONE FOR WEEKS NOW. 550 00:53:34,945 --> 00:53:37,682 I KEEP CALLING AND CALLING. 551 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:40,117 LOOK, MY NEIGHBORS HAVE THEM, AND I DON'T. 552 00:53:40,150 --> 00:53:43,621 OH, NO, I'M SURE HE'S A REALLY GREAT, GREAT PAPERBOY. 553 00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:45,790 [ Glass Shattering ] JOSH ! 554 00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:52,530 [ Knocking ] 555 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:53,531 MISS PEPPER ? 556 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:54,432 MM-HMM. 557 00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:56,801 UM, HAVE YOU FOUND A BASKETBALL COACH YET ? 558 00:53:56,834 --> 00:54:02,773 MMM. LARRY'S FATHER VOLUNTEERED. JUST UNTIL WE FIND A NEW P.E. TEACHER. 559 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:06,143 OKAY. 560 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,445 MMM. 561 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:08,646 UM-- 562 00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:13,651 WOULD IT BE WEIRD IF I MADE A SUGGESTION ? 563 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:29,634 [ Clears Throat ] 564 00:54:29,667 --> 00:54:31,902 AFTERNOON. 565 00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:34,705 UH, LET'S GET STARTED. 566 00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:38,309 YOU SEE THIS BALL ? 567 00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:42,647 I DON'T SEE NOTHIN'. 568 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,282 WELL, I DO. IT'S A GOOD BALL. 569 00:54:45,316 --> 00:54:47,952 REGULATION WEIGHT, SIZE. 570 00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:51,188 A LITTLE WORN, 571 00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:54,224 BUT STILL HAS A NICE BOUNCE TO IT. 572 00:54:58,696 --> 00:55:01,666 DON'T-DON'T HANG ON TO IT, JOSH. PASS IT ON. 573 00:55:01,699 --> 00:55:04,569 NICE CATCH. 574 00:55:06,371 --> 00:55:08,539 UH-OH. FUMBLE. 575 00:55:08,573 --> 00:55:10,708 THIS IS STUPID. LET'S GET A REAL BALL IN HERE. 576 00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:14,979 A BALL IS NOTHING BUT RUBBER AND AIR, LARRY. 577 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:16,514 BASKETBALL... 578 00:55:16,547 --> 00:55:17,848 IS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT. 579 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:19,984 BEFORE YOU PLAY WITH THIS, 580 00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:23,988 YOU GOTTA LEARN HOW TO PLAY WITH YOUR TEAMMATES. 581 00:55:24,021 --> 00:55:25,990 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, PASS THE BALLS. 582 00:55:26,023 --> 00:55:27,324 COUNT THE DRIBBLING. 583 00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:28,393 PASS THE BALL. 584 00:55:28,426 --> 00:55:29,694 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 585 00:55:29,727 --> 00:55:30,995 LOOKING GOOD. 586 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,997 [ Larry ] TWO POINTS ! FINE. 587 00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,833 ONLY YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALL. WHAT ? 588 00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:39,003 YOU'RE NOT WATCHING YOUR TEAMMATES. YOU'RE PLAYING WITH AN INVISIBLE BALL. 589 00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:41,972 YOU GOTTA GET YOUR INFORMATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE. 590 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:44,308 NOW, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 591 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:47,678 [ Crowd Chattering ] 592 00:55:53,584 --> 00:55:54,719 [ Cheering ] 593 00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:55,720 [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 594 00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:57,755 IT'S HALF. 595 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,327 [ Feedback ] 596 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,830 [ Clears Throat ] MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ? 597 00:56:05,863 --> 00:56:08,032 UH, WE HAVE A REAL TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT, FOLKS. 598 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:11,736 I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO WELCOME OUR VERY OWN GUARD JOSH FRAMM... 599 00:56:11,769 --> 00:56:15,906 AND THE NEW MASCOT FOR THE TIMBERWOLVES' BASKETBALL TEAM... 600 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:18,275 AIR BUD ! 601 00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:19,376 GREAT ! 602 00:56:19,410 --> 00:56:20,377 [ Cheering ] 603 00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,615 [ Feedback ] 604 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,286 [ Crowd Laughing ] 605 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,400 COME ON. COME ON. 606 00:56:43,434 --> 00:56:44,769 GOOD BOY. 607 00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:46,303 YEAH, GOOD BOY. 608 00:56:47,472 --> 00:56:49,674 [ Exhales ] 609 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:54,311 [ Laughing ] 610 00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:56,413 [ Moaning ] 611 00:56:56,447 --> 00:56:59,383 [ Sighs ] LET'S GO. 612 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:01,418 LET'S GO. 613 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:08,659 COME ON. 614 00:57:08,693 --> 00:57:10,595 I'M JUST PLAYING. 615 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:11,629 YEAH, GOOD BOY. 616 00:57:11,662 --> 00:57:12,663 JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS DO. 617 00:57:12,697 --> 00:57:15,833 YOU CAN DO THIS. 618 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:18,469 YOU ALREADY SHOWED ME THAT. 619 00:57:18,503 --> 00:57:23,073 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE. HEY. 620 00:57:23,107 --> 00:57:25,075 GOOD BOY. YEAH. 621 00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:26,977 GOOD BOY. LET'S GO. COME ON. LET'S GO, BOY. 622 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:28,679 COME ON. LET'S GO. 623 00:57:28,713 --> 00:57:30,347 YOU WANNA PLAY ? GOOD BOY. 624 00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:35,986 [ Cheering ] 625 00:57:47,698 --> 00:57:50,801 [ Stewart ] PASS THE BALL. LET'S GO. 626 00:57:50,835 --> 00:57:53,003 I'M OPEN. 627 00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:55,405 LARRY, COME ON ! 628 00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:03,781 LARRY, OUT ! 629 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,482 WHAT ? 630 00:58:05,516 --> 00:58:06,951 WHY ARE YOU TAKING ME OUT ? 631 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,886 JOSH, GO ON IN FOR LARRY. HUH ? 632 00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:11,556 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' ? 633 00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:13,558 TIME, REF ! [ Whistle Blows ] 634 00:58:13,591 --> 00:58:15,125 WHY ARE YOU TAKIN' MY KID OUT ? 635 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:16,794 'CAUSE HE'S PLAYIN' LIKE A ONE-MAN TEAM. 636 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:20,798 THIS BOY IS THE TEAM. MAYBE HE IS TO A WORKED-UP FATHER, 637 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:23,200 BUT TO ME, HE'S A PLAYER WHO'S GOT A WHOLE LOT TO LEARN. 638 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:25,703 NOW I'LL KINDLY ASK YOU TO TAKE YOUR SEAT, MR. WILLINGHAM. 639 00:58:25,736 --> 00:58:28,472 LET ME GET BACK TO COACHING MY TEAM. 640 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,541 COME ON, LARRY. 641 00:58:30,575 --> 00:58:32,543 WE'RE LEAVIN'. 642 00:58:32,577 --> 00:58:33,978 BUT DAD ? 643 00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:35,512 NOW ! 644 00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:39,717 CHECK IN, JOSH. 645 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,919 [ Cheerleaders Cheering ] [ Whistle Blowing ] 646 00:58:46,891 --> 00:58:48,893 CHRIS, CHRIS ! 647 00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:54,031 [ Cheering ] 648 00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:30,635 [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 649 00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:49,954 A LOT EASIER WHEN THE PRESSURE'S OFF, ISN'T IT ? 650 00:59:49,987 --> 00:59:53,223 I THOUGHT IF I MADE THE BASKET, THE GUYS WOULD'VE, 651 00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:55,292 YOU KNOW, ACCEPTED ME. 652 00:59:55,325 --> 00:59:59,630 YOU TOOK THAT SHOT FOR THE WRONG REASONS, JOSH. SEE THAT DOG ? 653 00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:01,666 TOSS HIM THE BALL. YEAH. 654 01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:03,834 OKAY. 655 01:00:04,969 --> 01:00:07,304 THAT DOG COULDN'T GIVE A RAT'S BEHIND... 656 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:10,975 ABOUT HIS POINT AVERAGE, WHETHER HE'S M.V.P. 657 01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:14,845 HE JUST LOVES TO PLAY THE GAME. 658 01:00:14,879 --> 01:00:17,815 I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PLAYERS IN THE PROS... 659 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,817 LIKE THAT GUY CHANEY, FOR INSTANCE, 660 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:22,619 MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE YOU MADE. 661 01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:26,556 IF YOU'RE JUST OUT THERE FOR YOURSELF, YOU LOSE. 662 01:00:27,858 --> 01:00:30,260 IT'S ALL IN HERE, JOSH. 663 01:00:30,294 --> 01:00:32,863 YOU GOTTA PLAY FROM THE HEART. 664 01:00:36,701 --> 01:00:38,535 [ Cheering ] 665 01:00:38,568 --> 01:00:39,937 THAT'S IT. 666 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,271 CONCENTRATE ON THE BALL. 667 01:00:41,305 --> 01:00:42,673 GOOD. GOOD ! 668 01:00:42,707 --> 01:00:43,808 NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' IT. 669 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:50,014 YEAH ! 670 01:00:50,047 --> 01:00:52,549 THAT'S GREAT ! 671 01:01:17,908 --> 01:01:20,344 GO, BUDDY ! 672 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,916 WE'RE HERE AT FERNFIELD SCHOOL... 673 01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:01,051 WHERE THE TIMBERWOLVES HAVE JUST QUALIFIED... 674 01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:03,954 FOR NEXT WEEK'S FINAL AGAINST THE WARRIORS. 675 01:02:03,988 --> 01:02:08,292 EVEN MORE AMAZING THAN THE TIMBERWOLVES' MIRACULOUS MID-SEASON TURNAROUND... 676 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:11,061 IS THEIR MASCOT'S INCREDIBLE ABILITIES. 677 01:02:11,095 --> 01:02:13,063 HIS NAME IS BUDDY, 678 01:02:13,097 --> 01:02:15,699 BUT THIS IS NO ORDINARY GOLDEN RETRIEVER. 679 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:17,968 HE'S MORE OF A GOLDEN SHOOTER. 680 01:02:18,002 --> 01:02:20,170 DON'T BELIEVE ME ? TAKE A LOOK. 681 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:37,121 [ Humming ] 682 01:02:47,932 --> 01:02:49,934 BUDDY. 683 01:02:57,274 --> 01:03:01,045 [ Sighs ] OH. 684 01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:06,283 [ Gasping ] OH, HEY. 685 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:08,018 SORRY TO DISTURB YA. 686 01:03:08,052 --> 01:03:09,820 NAME'S NORM SNIVELY. I BELIEVE YOU'VE GOT MY DOG. 687 01:03:09,854 --> 01:03:11,088 HUH ? WHAT ? 688 01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:12,322 MY DOG. 689 01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:16,193 YOU KNOW, OLD-- OLD-- 690 01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:19,930 OLD BLUE. 691 01:03:19,964 --> 01:03:21,165 UH-- 692 01:03:21,198 --> 01:03:22,366 UH, HERE. 693 01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:25,802 THERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM. 694 01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:26,770 THAT'S HIM AND ME. 695 01:03:26,803 --> 01:03:30,274 - YOU SEE, I'M A CLOWN BY PROFESSION. - UM-- 696 01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:34,178 - MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO SEE HIS PAPERS. - UH-- UH-- 697 01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:39,884 [ Gasping ] 698 01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:41,185 [ Growling ] 699 01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:42,853 JOSH. 700 01:03:42,887 --> 01:03:44,288 NO ! 701 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:46,123 BLUE, YES. 702 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,892 NOW YOU'RE COMIN' HOME WITH DADDY. 703 01:03:47,925 --> 01:03:49,459 NO ! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ! 704 01:03:49,493 --> 01:03:51,195 JOSH ! HONEY, HONEY ! 705 01:03:51,228 --> 01:03:53,898 [ Dog Whines ] JOSH, THERE'S NOTHING THAT WE CAN DO. 706 01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:55,299 HE'S GOT PAPERS. 707 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,800 HE'S MY DOG ! 708 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,203 PLEASE, SIR, COULD WE PAY YOU ? 709 01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:01,805 LOOK, LADY, I JUST WANT MY DOG BACK, OKAY ? 710 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:02,907 HE HATES YOU ! 711 01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:04,041 HE HATES YOU ! 712 01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,042 BABY, IT'S OKAY. 713 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:06,710 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, KID. 714 01:04:06,743 --> 01:04:09,213 ON YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY, ME AND THE DOG, WE'LL COME OUT, WE'LL DO A SHOW FOR YOU CHEAP. 715 01:04:09,246 --> 01:04:11,215 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 716 01:04:11,248 --> 01:04:13,183 BABY, IT'S OKAY. JOSH ! 717 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,422 [ Engine Starts ] PLEASE, JUST TALK TO ME ! 718 01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:21,525 PLEASE ! WAIT ! 719 01:06:30,154 --> 01:06:31,988 A BEER COMMERCIAL ? 720 01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:33,557 NO, I DON'T WANT MY DOG TO DO BEER COMMERCIALS. 721 01:06:38,395 --> 01:06:40,064 PSST, BUDDY. 722 01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:41,531 [ Whimpering ] 723 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:43,633 LOOK, WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM ANYWAY ? 724 01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:44,968 I GOT-- I'M-- I GOT-- 725 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,070 LOOK, I GOT ETHICS. 726 01:06:46,103 --> 01:06:47,704 BUDDY. 727 01:06:47,737 --> 01:06:49,506 [ Whimpering ] 728 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:52,076 [ Barking ] 729 01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:57,414 JUST FOR CURIOSITY'S SAKE THOUGH, 730 01:06:57,447 --> 01:07:01,085 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FOR ONE OF THOSE BEER COMMERCIALS ? 731 01:07:03,953 --> 01:07:05,555 WOULD YOU SHUT UP OUT THERE ! 732 01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:08,392 [ Grunting ] WHAT'S THAT ? 733 01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:11,061 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH ? HEY, BUDDY. 734 01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:15,065 OH, THAT KIND OF BLOWS ETHICS RIGHT OUT OF THE WATER, DOESN'T IT ? 735 01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:16,400 I MEAN, HEY, HE'S JUST A DOG. 736 01:07:16,433 --> 01:07:17,934 WHAT DOES HE KNOW ? 737 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:19,669 NO, APRIL'S NOT GOOD FOR US. 738 01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:21,538 WE'RE BOOKED ON A TOUR. 739 01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:24,074 WAIT ! 740 01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:26,743 IS THAT OPRAH WOMAN-- OPRAH, YOU KNOW, THE OPRAH WOMAN-- 741 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:29,579 DOES SHE LIKE DOGS ? 742 01:07:29,613 --> 01:07:32,249 I'D LOVE TO DO JAY LENO. [ Chuckling ] 743 01:07:32,282 --> 01:07:33,683 HEY ! 744 01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,252 GET BACK HERE WITH MY DOG ! 745 01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:39,089 BUDDY, COME ON. RUN ! 746 01:07:39,123 --> 01:07:40,524 YOU LITTLE DARNED KID ! 747 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:41,991 THAT'S MY DOG ! 748 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,266 GO, BUDDY ! 749 01:07:49,299 --> 01:07:51,235 [ Groaning ] 750 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:09,153 I GOT YOU, KID ! 751 01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:20,797 GO, BUDDY, GO ! 752 01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:22,599 [ Shouting ] 753 01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:05,175 HEY ! 754 01:09:08,412 --> 01:09:10,714 GET OUT OF MY WAY ! 755 01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:25,229 HEY ! 756 01:09:25,262 --> 01:09:28,398 YOU CAN'T RUN FAST ENOUGH ! 757 01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:43,847 I NEEDED THAT ! 758 01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:53,557 [ Screaming ] 759 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:57,794 [ Screaming Continues ] 760 01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:17,781 [ Coughing ] HEY ! 761 01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:21,285 I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU LITTLE-- 762 01:10:40,437 --> 01:10:42,439 THANKS. 763 01:10:43,807 --> 01:10:45,809 HERE, BOY. 764 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:58,455 COME ON, BOY. 765 01:11:14,538 --> 01:11:16,540 BUDDY ? 766 01:11:17,641 --> 01:11:20,944 I KNOW YOU'RE ONLY A DOG, 767 01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:23,947 SO I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GONNA SAY. 768 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:26,950 YOU CAN'T COME HOME WITH ME. 769 01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,419 THAT GUY'LL JUST COME AND TAKE YOU BACK. 770 01:11:29,453 --> 01:11:32,288 YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT-- 771 01:11:32,322 --> 01:11:35,659 WELL, BUDDY, I FOUND YOU. 772 01:11:35,692 --> 01:11:39,295 SOMEBODY ELSE IS GONNA FIND YOU TOO. 773 01:11:39,329 --> 01:11:43,700 I KNOW THEY'LL LOVE YOU, SO I'M GONNA SET YOU FREE. 774 01:11:45,869 --> 01:11:48,872 HERE, I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 775 01:11:53,577 --> 01:11:55,745 STUPID THING. 776 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:13,530 I WISH I COULD GO BACK TO BEFORE I EVER KNEW YOU COULD MAKE A BASKET. 777 01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:16,566 MAYBE NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE EVER HAPPENED. 778 01:12:29,613 --> 01:12:30,714 GO ON, BUDDY. 779 01:12:30,747 --> 01:12:31,715 YOU'RE FREE NOW. 780 01:12:31,748 --> 01:12:34,283 GO ! 781 01:12:35,284 --> 01:12:37,421 GO ON. 782 01:12:38,422 --> 01:12:42,826 [ Sighs ] BUDDY ! GET. 783 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:45,862 YOU HAVE TO GO, BUDDY. 784 01:12:47,431 --> 01:12:50,834 PLEASE, BUDDY. GO. 785 01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,869 [ Crying ] GET ! 786 01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:57,407 GO ! GET OUT OF HERE ! 787 01:12:57,441 --> 01:12:59,909 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ? 788 01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:01,545 GET ! 789 01:13:01,578 --> 01:13:02,879 I DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE ! 790 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:04,914 GET ! 791 01:13:12,756 --> 01:13:15,425 YOU WANNA PLAY, BUDDY ? 792 01:13:15,459 --> 01:13:17,927 YEAH, GOOD BOY. 793 01:13:17,961 --> 01:13:21,297 COME ON, BUDDY. YEAH, GOOD BOY. [ Barking ] 794 01:13:21,330 --> 01:13:24,000 JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS DO. 795 01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:27,030 [ Whimpering ] 796 01:14:46,015 --> 01:14:48,017 [ Band ] 797 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,824 [ Cheerleaders ] LET'S GO, WOLVES 798 01:15:00,730 --> 01:15:02,031 LET'S GO, WOLVES 799 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:08,705 YOU KNOW, THEY SAY A TEAM IS A COMMUNITY, 800 01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:11,908 WHICH MEANS WHEN ONE BOY GETS THE CHICKEN POX, 801 01:15:11,941 --> 01:15:13,910 HALF THE TEAM IS OUT. 802 01:15:13,943 --> 01:15:17,113 YOU BOYS HAVE GOT YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU TONIGHT. LET'S GO, WOLVES 803 01:15:20,717 --> 01:15:25,421 THESE LAST MONTHS HAVE BEEN SOME OF THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD. 804 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:28,091 I OWE THAT TO YOU BOYS HERE... 805 01:15:28,124 --> 01:15:31,861 AND MAYBE TO A DOG... 806 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:34,097 WHO ISN'T HERE. 807 01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:36,933 BECAUSE WHATEVER HAPPENS TONIGHT, 808 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:40,570 THIS IS A TEAM, 809 01:15:40,604 --> 01:15:43,673 AND THAT'S A VICTORY RIGHT THERE. 810 01:15:43,707 --> 01:15:44,741 NOW, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY ? 811 01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:45,909 [ Together ] YEAH ! 812 01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:47,877 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO GET 'EM ! 813 01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:51,047 [ Together ] YEAH, TIMBERWOLVES ! 814 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:07,597 [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 815 01:16:07,631 --> 01:16:10,767 YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN TONIGHT, WATER BOY. 816 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,770 LARRY PLAYS FOR THE WARRIORS NOW ? YEAH. 817 01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:15,605 HAWKES JUST TOLD ME LARRY'S DAD 818 01:16:15,639 --> 01:16:17,206 MOVED THE WHOLE FAMILY TO SPOKANE... 819 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,609 JUST SO HE COULD PLAY FOR THE WARRIORS. 820 01:16:19,643 --> 01:16:20,610 GREAT. 821 01:16:20,644 --> 01:16:21,878 IT'S OKAY. 822 01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:24,948 I'M PACKING DENNIS RODMAN'S JUICY FRUIT. 823 01:16:27,784 --> 01:16:28,952 [ Buzzer Buzzing ] WHAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT WORD ? 824 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:30,954 [ Together ] TEAMWORK ! LET'S GO. 825 01:16:30,987 --> 01:16:34,023 [ Cheering ] 826 01:16:50,539 --> 01:16:51,908 COME ON, LAR ! THAT'S IT ! 827 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:53,509 SHOW 'EM HOW IT'S DONE, BOY ! 828 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:59,215 THAT'S MY BOY ! 829 01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:02,952 SEAN, LEFT HOOK, SEAN. 830 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:08,825 [ Laughing ] WHAT'S THE MATTER, WATER BOY ? 831 01:17:13,062 --> 01:17:14,664 NICE JOB ! NICE JOB ! 832 01:17:14,698 --> 01:17:15,999 [ Laughing ] 833 01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:22,038 PASS THE BALL ! PASS IT ! 834 01:17:31,247 --> 01:17:32,682 TIME, REF ! 835 01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:33,950 LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. COME ON, SIT DOWN. 836 01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:34,851 SIT DOWN. REST. 837 01:17:34,884 --> 01:17:35,785 HERE WE GO. 838 01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:36,720 I'M TIRED, COACH. 839 01:17:36,753 --> 01:17:37,553 WE'RE DYIN' OUT THERE. 840 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:40,289 YOU GOTTA LET THE BALL DO THE WORK. 841 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,291 COME ON, WE'RE ONLY DOWN BY TEN. 842 01:17:42,325 --> 01:17:44,327 WE GOT ALMOST A WHOLE SECOND HALF TO HIT 'EM. [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 843 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,163 ALL RIGHT, PUT THOSE HANDS TOGETHER. COME ON, COME ON. 844 01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:50,734 [ Together ] ONE, TWO, THREE. LET'S GO ! 845 01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:53,169 [ Whistle Blowing ] 846 01:17:58,942 --> 01:18:00,944 JOSH, DOWN LOW, DOWN LOW. 847 01:18:07,383 --> 01:18:09,085 [ Cheering ] WAY TO GO ! 848 01:18:14,758 --> 01:18:16,192 DEFENSE ! 849 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:19,896 YES ! 850 01:18:19,929 --> 01:18:21,264 HEY, ALL RIGHT NOW ! ALL RIGHT ! 851 01:18:25,769 --> 01:18:28,271 [ Crowd Sighs ] 852 01:18:35,311 --> 01:18:38,047 COVER HIM, COVER HIM. 853 01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:40,750 WHAT WAS THAT, GREG ? - [ Groaning ] 854 01:18:40,784 --> 01:18:43,286 - THAT'S FIVE, SON. YOU'RE OUT OF HERE. - [ Grunting ] 855 01:18:43,319 --> 01:18:45,088 TIME, REF ! TIME ! 856 01:18:45,121 --> 01:18:46,890 HUDDLE UP, HUDDLE UP, HUDDLE UP. 857 01:18:46,923 --> 01:18:48,624 COME ON, NO MORE FOULS, GUYS. 858 01:18:48,657 --> 01:18:50,126 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ANYONE ELSE. 859 01:18:50,159 --> 01:18:52,428 ALL RIGHT, THE GAME'S NOT OVER YET. 860 01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:54,798 A WHOLE LOT CAN HAPPEN IN SEVEN MINUTES. 861 01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:56,699 REMEMBER WHAT GOT US HERE ? 862 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:58,301 TEAMWORK. 863 01:18:58,334 --> 01:19:01,137 UP HIGH ! 864 01:19:02,338 --> 01:19:04,673 YEAH, YEAH ! 865 01:19:14,150 --> 01:19:16,786 [ Groaning ] 866 01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:17,954 [ Gasping ] 867 01:19:17,987 --> 01:19:19,122 [ Whistle Blowing ] 868 01:19:19,155 --> 01:19:22,425 INJURY. TIME-OUT. 869 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:25,428 [ Referee ] COME ON, GUYS, HELP 'EM UP. YOU OKAY ? 870 01:19:28,464 --> 01:19:30,967 ALL RIGHT. OKAY, FELLAS, YOU DID YOUR BEST. 871 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,301 IT'S OVER, COACH. 872 01:19:32,335 --> 01:19:33,769 LET'S FORFEIT. 873 01:19:33,803 --> 01:19:35,071 WE'VE ONLY GOT FOUR PLAYERS. 874 01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:36,305 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? 875 01:19:36,339 --> 01:19:38,241 HOLD YOUR HEAD UP AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN. 876 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:40,743 WE'LL BEAT 'EM WITH FOUR GUYS. [ Barking ] 877 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:43,246 COME BACK HERE ! 878 01:19:43,279 --> 01:19:45,882 HEY, GET OUT OF THERE ! 879 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:55,191 BUDDY ! 880 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,998 BUDDY ! 881 01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:19,515 HEY, FELLAS, I GOT AN IDEA. 882 01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:21,717 [ Band ] 883 01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:28,057 LET'S GO, WOLVES 884 01:20:29,258 --> 01:20:31,260 K9 CHECKING IN. 885 01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:35,031 LET'S GO, WOLVES 886 01:20:35,064 --> 01:20:37,033 WHAT THE HECK'S GOIN' ON HERE ? 887 01:20:37,066 --> 01:20:38,301 I'LL HANDLE THIS, JOSH. 888 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:39,535 THE TIMBERWOLVES WANNA SUBSTITUTE A DOG. 889 01:20:39,568 --> 01:20:41,370 WHAT ARE THEY, NUTS ? 890 01:20:41,404 --> 01:20:43,172 DOG'S A REGISTERED MEMBER OF THE TEAM. 891 01:20:43,206 --> 01:20:44,740 HE PRACTICES WITH THE TEAM. 892 01:20:44,773 --> 01:20:46,075 HE TRAVELS WITH THE TEAM. 893 01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:48,144 YOU CHECK IN YOUR RULE BOOK. 894 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,213 BET YOU WON'T FIND ANYTHING THAT SAYS A DOG CAN'T PLAY. 895 01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:54,050 HE'S RIGHT. AIN'T NO RULE THAT SAYS A DOG CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL. 896 01:20:54,083 --> 01:20:55,551 THIS IS A JOKE. 897 01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:57,220 I MEAN, DOGS DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL. 898 01:20:57,253 --> 01:20:59,188 WHAT'S THE MATTER, GENTLEMEN ? 899 01:20:59,222 --> 01:21:01,090 AFRAID YOUR TEAM MIGHT GET BEAT BY A DOG ? 900 01:21:03,092 --> 01:21:05,061 [ Together ] PUT HIM IN. 901 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:09,899 [ Announcer ] NOW ENTERING THE GAME, NEW PLAYER... 902 01:21:09,933 --> 01:21:12,468 K9. 903 01:21:25,314 --> 01:21:28,051 OKAY, BOY, WE'RE JUST PLAYING. STAY. 904 01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:29,785 STAY. 905 01:21:29,818 --> 01:21:31,287 [ Whistle Blowing ] 906 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:38,928 YES ! YES ! 907 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,085 YEAH ! 908 01:22:02,118 --> 01:22:02,818 NICE SHOT ! 909 01:22:08,257 --> 01:22:10,293 DOES HE DRIBBLE ? 910 01:22:10,326 --> 01:22:12,328 NO, BUT HE MIGHT DROOL A LITTLE BIT. 911 01:22:12,361 --> 01:22:14,964 WON'T SOMEBODY COVER THE DOG ? 912 01:22:14,998 --> 01:22:17,433 DON'T JUST LOOK AT THE DOG. COVER HIM ! 913 01:22:17,466 --> 01:22:19,135 COME ON ! COME ON, LARRY. 914 01:22:19,168 --> 01:22:20,536 LET'S HAVE A LITTLE HUSTLE. 915 01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:25,508 [ Groaning ] COME ON, LET'S GO ! 916 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:31,947 - GET IT, BUDDY. GET IT. GET IT. - [ Whistle Blowing ] 917 01:22:31,981 --> 01:22:33,116 LET IT GO, BUDDY. 918 01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:34,183 COME ON, BREAK IT UP. 919 01:22:34,217 --> 01:22:35,151 BREAK IT UP. 920 01:22:35,184 --> 01:22:36,085 GIVE ME THE BALL. 921 01:22:36,119 --> 01:22:38,087 GIVE ME THE BALL. 922 01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:40,990 [ Crowd Laughing ] 923 01:22:42,358 --> 01:22:44,360 AW, JEEZ. 924 01:22:53,036 --> 01:22:54,337 COME ON. YOU READY ? 925 01:22:54,370 --> 01:22:55,638 HERE WE GO. 926 01:22:58,341 --> 01:22:59,642 [ Barking ] 927 01:22:59,675 --> 01:23:01,044 [ Gasping ] 928 01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:09,485 YEAH ! ALL RIGHT ! 929 01:23:09,518 --> 01:23:11,187 THAT'S GREAT ! 930 01:23:11,220 --> 01:23:13,889 THAT'S THE WAY ! 931 01:23:17,026 --> 01:23:19,395 [ Warriors Coach ] YEAH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 932 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:27,170 [ Cheering ] YES ! YES ! 933 01:23:29,205 --> 01:23:31,207 WOULD SOMEBODY COVER THE DOG ? 934 01:23:32,441 --> 01:23:34,343 COVER HIM. 935 01:23:34,377 --> 01:23:36,212 MY MOTHER COULD COVER THAT DOG. 936 01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:38,614 DOG'S IN FOR TWO MINUTES, HE'S GOT THREE ASSISTS. 937 01:23:46,622 --> 01:23:50,426 [ Crowd Chanting ] BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY ! 938 01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:52,928 BUDDY, BUDDY, BUDDY ! 939 01:23:52,961 --> 01:23:55,231 CAN SOMEONE COVER THAT DOG ? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 940 01:23:55,264 --> 01:23:56,165 OH, HE'S TRAVELING. 941 01:23:56,199 --> 01:23:57,066 HE'S TRAVELING. TRAVELING DOG. 942 01:23:57,100 --> 01:23:58,601 DON'T LET HIM GO TO HIS LEFT. 943 01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:00,369 DON'T LET HIM GO TO HIS LEFT. 944 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:08,411 [ Shouting ] 945 01:24:14,283 --> 01:24:16,085 GOOD DOG, BUDDY ! 946 01:24:16,119 --> 01:24:17,620 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? - [ Groaning ] 947 01:24:25,494 --> 01:24:27,663 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT DOG ! GO ! 948 01:24:28,431 --> 01:24:30,266 [ Dog Whines ] 949 01:24:30,299 --> 01:24:31,467 FOUL, NUMBER SIX. 950 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,635 ONE AND ONE. 951 01:24:35,504 --> 01:24:38,474 [ Cheering Stops ] 952 01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:40,476 COME ON, BUDDY ! 953 01:24:40,509 --> 01:24:43,212 T-TOSS IT TO HIM, I GUESS. 954 01:24:43,246 --> 01:24:45,248 THAT'S IT, BUDDY. GO ON. 955 01:24:45,281 --> 01:24:47,283 YOU CAN DO IT, BUDDY. YOU CAN DO IT. 956 01:25:22,518 --> 01:25:25,154 LARRY, GET IN THERE ! 957 01:25:36,532 --> 01:25:38,201 TEAMWORK ! TEAMWORK ! 958 01:26:19,107 --> 01:26:21,109 [ Buzzer Buzzing ] 959 01:26:42,598 --> 01:26:44,099 THAT'S MY SON ! 960 01:26:45,468 --> 01:26:47,236 YES ! 961 01:26:49,938 --> 01:26:51,807 WATER BOY ! 962 01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:57,480 NICE SHOT. 963 01:26:58,614 --> 01:27:00,783 I'LL TAKE MY DOG BACK NOW. 964 01:27:00,816 --> 01:27:03,752 HE DOESN'T WANNA GO WITH YOU. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ? 965 01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:05,788 THERE'S NO PROBLEM, MS. FRAMM. 966 01:27:05,821 --> 01:27:07,623 YOUR SON'S HAD HIS LITTLE FUN. 967 01:27:07,656 --> 01:27:09,425 NOW I THINK IT'S TIME TO GIVE ME BACK WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE. 968 01:27:09,458 --> 01:27:11,794 YOU KNOW WHAT, MR. SNIVELY, I BELIEVE MY SON IS RIGHT. 969 01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:13,596 THAT DOG DOESN'T LIKE YOU. 970 01:27:13,629 --> 01:27:15,431 SO THE ANSWER IS NO. 971 01:27:15,464 --> 01:27:19,402 [ Chuckling ] YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE, LADY. 972 01:27:19,435 --> 01:27:22,305 I GOT PAPERS. 973 01:27:27,476 --> 01:27:30,313 I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT. 974 01:27:33,282 --> 01:27:37,152 NEXT CASE: SNIVELY VERSUS FRAMM. 975 01:27:37,185 --> 01:27:39,154 [ Grunting ] 976 01:27:39,187 --> 01:27:42,458 THIS ONE OF YOUR HIGH-PROFILE DIVORCE CASES ? 977 01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:44,460 NO, SIR. 978 01:27:44,493 --> 01:27:46,462 CUSTODY. OH, CUSTODY. 979 01:27:46,495 --> 01:27:49,765 HOLY TOLEDO, WHAT IS THAT DOG DOING IN THE COURTHOUSE ? 980 01:27:49,798 --> 01:27:51,900 THAT'S THE, UH, CHILD, SIR. 981 01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:55,504 THAT'S A PRETTY UGLY KID. 982 01:27:55,538 --> 01:27:57,440 [ Observers Laughing ] 983 01:27:57,473 --> 01:27:59,241 IT'S A DOG. 984 01:27:59,274 --> 01:28:00,643 WHAT ? 985 01:28:00,676 --> 01:28:02,277 THE CASE IS ABOUT CUSTODY OF A DOG. 986 01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:05,748 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT, BUT WE HAVE TO DO THIS SERIOUSLY. 987 01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:10,353 I WILL NOT HAVE MY COURTROOM TURNED INTO SOME KIND OF A CIRCUS. 988 01:28:14,523 --> 01:28:16,792 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ? 989 01:28:16,825 --> 01:28:20,663 MR. NORMAN F. SNIVELY, YOUR HONOR. 990 01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:22,798 I'M THE PLAINTIFF. 991 01:28:26,234 --> 01:28:27,770 YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 992 01:28:27,803 --> 01:28:29,438 WHY, THANK YOU, SIR. 993 01:28:29,472 --> 01:28:31,306 SEE, I'M A CLOWN BY PROFESSION. 994 01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:32,841 HAPPY SLAPPY'S THE NAME. CLOWN AND THE HOUND. 995 01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:35,711 BEGGING YOUR HUMBLEST PARDON, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE HELPFUL TO YOUR HONOR... 996 01:28:35,744 --> 01:28:37,713 IF I APPEARED HERE TODAY IN THE GUISE MOST PERTINENT... 997 01:28:37,746 --> 01:28:41,283 TO THE COGENT AND UNEQUIVOCAL STATING OF MY CASE. 998 01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:42,685 WHATEVER, WHATEVER. 999 01:28:42,718 --> 01:28:44,319 Y-Y-YOU GO FIRST, CLOWN. 1000 01:28:44,353 --> 01:28:46,288 WELL, THE FACT IS, YOUR HONOR, 1001 01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:48,223 THAT DOG'S MY PROPERTY, AND I HAVE PAPERS TO PROVE IT. 1002 01:28:48,256 --> 01:28:51,293 WELL, WOULD YOU SHOW THEM TO ME, PLEASE ? 1003 01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:54,697 WELL, ACTUALLY, YOUR HONOR, I-I HAD PAPERS TO PROVE IT. 1004 01:28:54,730 --> 01:28:55,798 BUT THAT BOY-- 1005 01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,466 THAT YOUNG HOOLIGAN-- 1006 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:00,569 BECAUSE OF HIS IRRESPONSIBLE AND CRIMINAL ACTIVITY, IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT YOU SEE. 1007 01:29:00,603 --> 01:29:02,304 [ Barking ] ORDER ! 1008 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,708 YOU SEE, SIR, WHEN I LOST MY DOG FOR THE FIRST TIME, 1009 01:29:05,741 --> 01:29:07,710 IT BROKE ME UP REAL BAD. 1010 01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:10,312 WHEN I LOST HIM THE SECOND TIME, IT DARN NEAR KILLED ME. 1011 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:13,682 HELL'S BELLS, YOUR HONOR, ALL I WANNA DO IS GET OLD BLUE BACK. 1012 01:29:13,716 --> 01:29:17,486 SO IT CAN BE HIM AND ME TOGETHER JUST LIKE IT ALWAYS WAS. 1013 01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:19,321 WHY ? SO YOU CAN ABUSE HIM SOME MORE ? 1014 01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,824 - THAT WILL BE ENOUGH, YOUNG MAN. - [ Barking ] 1015 01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:23,692 I RAISED THAT DOG FROM A PUPPY. 1016 01:29:23,726 --> 01:29:25,461 I WOULDN'T HARM A HAIR ON HIS HEAD ! 1017 01:29:27,596 --> 01:29:29,665 BAILIFF, WHAT IS THAT ? 1018 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,734 THE DOG, YOUR HONOR. 1019 01:29:33,436 --> 01:29:34,537 ORDER ! 1020 01:29:34,570 --> 01:29:35,571 [ Barking ] 1021 01:29:35,604 --> 01:29:37,440 [ Barking ] QUIET ! 1022 01:29:37,473 --> 01:29:38,907 IT'S THE GAVEL, SIR. 1023 01:29:38,941 --> 01:29:40,576 WHAT ? SPEAK UP ! - [ Barking ] 1024 01:29:40,609 --> 01:29:41,744 BAILIFF ! 1025 01:29:41,777 --> 01:29:42,778 [ Barking ] - YOU SAID "SPEAK." 1026 01:29:42,811 --> 01:29:44,079 [ Barking ] SPEAK ! 1027 01:29:44,112 --> 01:29:46,281 WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SUPPRESS THAT DOG ? 1028 01:29:46,314 --> 01:29:48,350 [ Observers Laughing ] SHH ! 1029 01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:49,418 OH, WHAT A DAY. 1030 01:29:49,452 --> 01:29:50,385 WHAT A DAY. 1031 01:29:52,455 --> 01:29:54,423 [ Glass Thuds ] NOW THEN-- 1032 01:29:54,457 --> 01:29:57,726 YOUNG MAN, HAVE YOU ANY EVIDENCE... 1033 01:29:57,760 --> 01:29:59,762 THAT THIS MAN ABUSED YOUR DOG ? 1034 01:30:01,764 --> 01:30:04,567 DID YOU EVER SEE HIM HIT THE DOG ? 1035 01:30:04,600 --> 01:30:07,570 WELL... NO. 1036 01:30:07,603 --> 01:30:09,938 THEN HOW DID YOU KNOW THE DOG WAS ABUSED ? 1037 01:30:09,972 --> 01:30:11,907 BECAUSE BUDDY DOESN'T LIKE HIM. 1038 01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:13,809 BUDDY'S MY FRIEND. 1039 01:30:13,842 --> 01:30:18,614 I KNOW WHAT HE'S FEELING, SO HE KNOWS WHAT I'M FEELING. 1040 01:30:18,647 --> 01:30:20,649 - HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, YOUR HONOR. - WHO'S THAT ? 1041 01:30:20,683 --> 01:30:22,818 THE BOY'S MOTHER. 1042 01:30:22,851 --> 01:30:24,987 OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, YOU MAY SP-- 1043 01:30:25,988 --> 01:30:28,323 YOU MAY ADDRESS THE COURT. 1044 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,960 WHEN WE FIRST MOVED TO THIS TOWN, 1045 01:30:31,994 --> 01:30:34,730 UH, MY SON... 1046 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:36,965 WAS VERY UNHAPPY. 1047 01:30:36,999 --> 01:30:39,735 AND THEN HE FOUND BUDDY HERE. 1048 01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:42,738 BUDDY'S GIVEN HIM SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 1049 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:47,442 PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T TAKE BUDDY AWAY FROM MY SON. 1050 01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:49,444 MRS. FRAMM, AS FAR AS THIS COURT IS CONCERNED, 1051 01:30:49,478 --> 01:30:51,680 THE DOG IS PROPERTY UNLESS YOU HAVE EVIDENCE-- YOUR HONOR. 1052 01:30:51,714 --> 01:30:56,351 ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE DID NOT COME HERE BECAUSE OF A PIECE OF PROPERTY. 1053 01:30:56,384 --> 01:31:00,088 THEY CAME HERE BECAUSE OF BUDDY. HE'S PART OF THIS TOWN. 1054 01:31:00,122 --> 01:31:03,492 HE'S PART OF THE TEAM, AND HE'S PART OF OUR FAMILY NOW, YOUR HONOR. 1055 01:31:03,526 --> 01:31:05,994 WELL, HE'S PART OF MY FAMILY TOO ! [ Booing ] 1056 01:31:06,028 --> 01:31:08,030 HE'S LIKE A SON TO ME ! 1057 01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:10,833 SHUT UP ! 1058 01:31:10,866 --> 01:31:12,367 [ Barking ] 1059 01:31:14,570 --> 01:31:16,605 WHY NOT LET THE DOG CHOOSE, YOUR HONOR ? 1060 01:31:16,639 --> 01:31:19,775 THEY SAY A DOG IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND. 1061 01:31:19,808 --> 01:31:21,844 IF THAT'S THE CASE, 1062 01:31:21,877 --> 01:31:25,013 SHOULDN'T THE DOG BE ABLE TO CHOOSE WHO HE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH ? 1063 01:31:25,047 --> 01:31:26,815 WHO ARE YOU, BARNUM OR BAILEY ? 1064 01:31:26,849 --> 01:31:28,717 ARTHUR CHANEY, YOUR HONOR. 1065 01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:30,653 MR. CHANEY, DO YOU REALI-- 1066 01:31:30,686 --> 01:31:32,988 ARTHUR CHANEY ? 1067 01:31:33,021 --> 01:31:35,490 NEW YORK KNICKS, '56 ? 1068 01:31:35,524 --> 01:31:37,860 HUH. I WAS AT THAT CELTICS GAME 1069 01:31:37,893 --> 01:31:40,128 WHERE YOU DID THE TURNAROUND JUMPER AT THE BUZZER. 1070 01:31:40,162 --> 01:31:43,398 I SPILLED BEER ALL OVER MY WIFE. 1071 01:31:44,533 --> 01:31:45,568 YOUR HONOR. 1072 01:31:45,601 --> 01:31:46,635 WHAT ? 1073 01:31:46,669 --> 01:31:49,004 OH, YES, YES, YES. [ Clears Throat ] [ Barking ] 1074 01:31:49,037 --> 01:31:51,006 MR. CHANEY. 1075 01:31:51,039 --> 01:31:52,908 WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 1076 01:31:52,941 --> 01:31:56,144 THIS DOG'S WHAT, THREE, FOUR YEARS OLD. 1077 01:31:56,178 --> 01:31:59,715 THAT MAKES HIM AN ADULT IN OUR YEARS. 1078 01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:01,049 I SAY LET BUDDY DECIDE. 1079 01:32:01,083 --> 01:32:02,885 [ Observers Murmuring ] 1080 01:32:02,918 --> 01:32:05,020 MR. CHANEY, DURING MY 40 YEARS ON THE BENCH, 1081 01:32:05,053 --> 01:32:10,425 I HAVE HEARD A LOT OF LAMEBRAIN COCKAMAMIE PROPOSALS, 1082 01:32:10,458 --> 01:32:15,063 BUT THIS ONE, I LIKE. 1083 01:32:15,097 --> 01:32:17,566 MOVE BACK, EVERYBODY ! 1084 01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,902 WAY BACK. COME ALONG NOW. WAY BACK. 1085 01:32:21,770 --> 01:32:24,072 GENTLEMEN, STAY ON YOUR SPOTS. 1086 01:32:24,106 --> 01:32:28,877 IF YOU'LL TAKE JUST ONE SINGLE STEP TOWARD THAT DOG, YOU LOSE. 1087 01:32:28,911 --> 01:32:30,946 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? 1088 01:32:33,481 --> 01:32:35,951 NOW, BEGIN CALLING THE DOG. 1089 01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:39,221 OLD BLUE, COME TO DADDY. 1090 01:32:39,254 --> 01:32:41,523 BUDDY, COME ON. 1091 01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:43,592 BUDDY, COME ON, PLEASE. BUDDY, BUDDY. 1092 01:32:43,626 --> 01:32:45,027 BUDDY, BUDDY ! 1093 01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:45,894 DADDY LOVES YA, BABY. 1094 01:32:45,928 --> 01:32:46,762 BUDDY, BUDDY. 1095 01:32:46,795 --> 01:32:48,597 BUDDY, COME ON, PLEASE. 1096 01:32:48,631 --> 01:32:50,465 BUDDY, COME ON. DADDY LOVES YA. 1097 01:32:50,498 --> 01:32:51,533 HEY, BUDDY ! 1098 01:32:51,566 --> 01:32:52,567 COME ON. COME ON, BOY ! 1099 01:32:52,601 --> 01:32:53,401 BUDDY, COME ON. COME ON. 1100 01:32:53,435 --> 01:32:54,870 DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THAT BOY. 1101 01:32:54,903 --> 01:32:56,939 COME ON. YOU WANNA COME TO ME. BUDDY ! 1102 01:32:56,972 --> 01:32:58,206 BUDDY ! BUDDY ! 1103 01:32:58,240 --> 01:32:59,608 COME TO DADDY ! 1104 01:32:59,642 --> 01:33:00,909 - HEY, GOOD BOY. 1105 01:33:00,943 --> 01:33:02,144 COME ON, BUDDY. - HEY, BLUE ! 1106 01:33:02,177 --> 01:33:04,112 BLUE, BLUE, COME ON. 1107 01:33:04,146 --> 01:33:06,281 - COME ON, BUDDY. 1108 01:33:06,314 --> 01:33:08,617 PLEASE. PLEASE, BUDDY. - BLUE ! 1109 01:33:08,651 --> 01:33:10,986 COME ON. 1110 01:33:11,019 --> 01:33:13,488 BLUE ! HEY, OVER HERE. COME ON, BLUE. 1111 01:33:13,521 --> 01:33:15,123 LOOK WHAT DADDY'S GOT FOR YA. 1112 01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:16,925 NO, BUDDY ! 1113 01:33:16,959 --> 01:33:18,894 BUDDY ! BUDDY ! 1114 01:33:18,927 --> 01:33:20,495 OLD FRIEND, COME ON. 1115 01:33:20,528 --> 01:33:21,964 COME THIS WAY. COME ON. 1116 01:33:21,997 --> 01:33:23,565 BUDDY, NO. BUDDY, NO ! 1117 01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:24,933 GET OVER HERE ! 1118 01:33:26,134 --> 01:33:27,803 THAT'S RIGHT, BOY. 1119 01:33:27,836 --> 01:33:29,304 COME ON. COME ON. 1120 01:33:29,337 --> 01:33:30,305 COME ON. 1121 01:33:30,338 --> 01:33:31,173 OVER THIS WAY. BUDDY, DON'T ! 1122 01:33:31,206 --> 01:33:32,908 YOU'RE GONNA GET IT. 1123 01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:34,609 BUDDY, NO ! - GET OVER HERE ! 1124 01:33:34,643 --> 01:33:35,744 GET OVER HERE ! 1125 01:33:35,778 --> 01:33:36,845 [ Growling ] 1126 01:33:36,879 --> 01:33:39,648 [ Screaming ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1127 01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:44,152 STUPID DOG ! 1128 01:33:44,186 --> 01:33:46,188 YEAH, COME ON ! 1129 01:33:49,357 --> 01:33:53,628 BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME, I AWARD CUSTODY OF THE DOG TO JOSH FRAMM. 1130 01:33:53,662 --> 01:33:55,097 CASE CLOSED. 1131 01:33:55,130 --> 01:33:56,699 THANK GOD. 1132 01:33:56,732 --> 01:33:59,601 YOU CAN'T DO THAT ! 1133 01:33:59,634 --> 01:34:01,103 THAT DOG IS MY DOG ! 1134 01:34:01,136 --> 01:34:02,771 I GOT PICTURES ! 1135 01:34:02,805 --> 01:34:05,573 WILL SOMEBODY SUPPRESS THAT CLOWN ? 1136 01:34:08,643 --> 01:34:11,914 [ Shouting ] 1137 01:34:32,234 --> 01:34:34,569 HEY, BUDDY, DO YOU WANNA PLAY ? 1138 01:34:34,602 --> 01:34:36,571 YEAH, JUST LIKE WE ALWAYS DO.