1 00:01:03,726 --> 00:01:05,014 - Ah! Ah! 2 00:01:06,001 --> 00:01:06,983 Ah! 3 00:01:06,983 --> 00:01:08,062 - Edie! 4 00:01:08,062 --> 00:01:08,895 - Ah! 5 00:01:13,722 --> 00:01:15,437 - It's just a scratch. 6 00:01:15,437 --> 00:01:16,526 - Come on. 7 00:01:16,526 --> 00:01:19,268 Get up off your backside you big girl's blouse. 8 00:01:19,268 --> 00:01:20,772 Run it off, man. 9 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:22,812 In my day, we would play through the pain barrier, 10 00:01:22,812 --> 00:01:24,214 even with a broken leg. 11 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:26,084 Aye, sometimes two! 12 00:01:26,917 --> 00:01:30,098 Right, come on, let's try this new three-hat formation! 13 00:01:30,098 --> 00:01:34,170 - We're talking turbo-charged, 420 horses, 14 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:37,258 overhead lift cam with five valves, 15 00:01:37,258 --> 00:01:40,425 a cylinder, electronic unit injectors, 16 00:01:41,943 --> 00:01:43,526 a 23.5 ton capacity 17 00:01:45,124 --> 00:01:47,996 with a 16-ton bogey axle rating 18 00:01:47,996 --> 00:01:50,579 and full electronic suspension. 19 00:01:51,524 --> 00:01:55,204 The Ferrari Testarossa of the bus world. 20 00:01:55,204 --> 00:01:58,121 - And, uh, still no road tags, now? 21 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:00,913 - Right. 22 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,550 You take it, Barney. 23 00:02:05,914 --> 00:02:07,336 God sake, what do you call that, boy? 24 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,575 The Dying Swan? 25 00:02:08,575 --> 00:02:10,098 I thought you said, "Dive right." 26 00:02:10,098 --> 00:02:10,931 - There'll be nobody tellin' ya 27 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,374 which way to dive on Saturday, boy. 28 00:02:12,374 --> 00:02:13,898 It'll be just you and your intuition. 29 00:02:13,898 --> 00:02:14,783 Get a life. 30 00:02:14,783 --> 00:02:16,116 - What was that? 31 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:22,301 - I sense tension in the air twixt father and son. 32 00:02:22,301 --> 00:02:24,514 - Don't you backchock me, lad. 33 00:02:24,514 --> 00:02:25,489 You may double-time mortician 34 00:02:25,489 --> 00:02:27,472 but on the shinty part you are just another, 35 00:02:27,472 --> 00:02:28,549 as far as I'm concerned. 36 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,845 - Dad, it's just a shinty match. 37 00:02:30,845 --> 00:02:33,040 - Just a shinty match? 38 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,571 This game goes back to the time of Christ, boy. 39 00:02:35,571 --> 00:02:36,676 - Oh, here we go. 40 00:02:36,676 --> 00:02:39,045 - For the past 400 years Loch Dubh has played Dunbracken 41 00:02:39,045 --> 00:02:41,137 for the Angus McNichol Memorial Cup. 42 00:02:41,137 --> 00:02:42,377 - And we haven't won for the last 19. 43 00:02:42,377 --> 00:02:43,210 - Exactly. 44 00:02:44,173 --> 00:02:45,006 And if they win it once more, 45 00:02:45,006 --> 00:02:46,673 they get to keep the trophy. 46 00:02:46,673 --> 00:02:48,298 But this is Loch Dubh. 47 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:50,227 We are Loch Dubhians! 48 00:02:50,227 --> 00:02:52,477 Everything flows from that. 49 00:02:53,328 --> 00:02:55,694 We're playing for our pride, 50 00:02:55,694 --> 00:02:57,611 our village, our lives, 51 00:02:59,159 --> 00:03:02,409 so don't you tell me it's just a match. 52 00:03:08,148 --> 00:03:09,318 - Give us a break, Hamish. 53 00:03:09,318 --> 00:03:11,003 I'm late for the shinty training. 54 00:03:11,003 --> 00:03:11,836 - Shinty? 55 00:03:11,836 --> 00:03:12,669 Mmm, you see it? 56 00:03:17,878 --> 00:03:19,070 I'd put that about what? 57 00:03:19,070 --> 00:03:20,562 85? 58 00:03:20,562 --> 00:03:22,381 - Maybe 100, Hamish. 59 00:03:22,381 --> 00:03:23,909 - See ya later, Neil. 60 00:03:23,909 --> 00:03:25,076 Come on, Jock. 61 00:03:34,503 --> 00:03:39,114 - You know, I think she's setting her cap at my dad. 62 00:03:39,114 --> 00:03:40,313 - Lachie, son. 63 00:03:40,313 --> 00:03:42,230 She wears knitted ties. 64 00:03:45,941 --> 00:03:46,941 - Oh, I see. 65 00:04:13,097 --> 00:04:14,661 - Winner? 66 00:04:14,661 --> 00:04:15,788 - Aye. 67 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,121 Double or quits. 68 00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:20,412 - Can I book a room? 69 00:04:23,447 --> 00:04:24,447 - Certainly. 70 00:04:25,316 --> 00:04:26,852 Through here. 71 00:04:26,852 --> 00:04:30,375 Eh, will that be a single you'll be after? 72 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:31,792 - For the moment. 73 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,683 - Aye, it's healing fine. 74 00:04:43,248 --> 00:04:44,771 - And where do ya think you're off to? 75 00:04:44,771 --> 00:04:46,438 - We're on our way to the Stag for a pint. 76 00:04:46,438 --> 00:04:49,425 - Oh, you're not, you're staying back for extra training. 77 00:04:49,425 --> 00:04:50,258 - You know what you can do 78 00:04:50,258 --> 00:04:51,557 with your extra training, don't you? 79 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:52,940 - That's it, you're dropped. 80 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:54,431 - You can't drop me, I quit. 81 00:04:54,431 --> 00:04:55,742 Good! 82 00:04:55,742 --> 00:04:57,938 - Lachlan, let's not be too hasty. 83 00:04:57,938 --> 00:04:59,928 The team's more important than your arguments. 84 00:04:59,928 --> 00:05:00,985 - I wouldn't play for him now 85 00:05:00,985 --> 00:05:02,762 if he got down on his bended knees. 86 00:05:02,762 --> 00:05:04,729 I'll get down on mine. 87 00:05:04,729 --> 00:05:05,562 - Not yet, Rory. 88 00:05:05,562 --> 00:05:08,145 You're dropped and that's that! 89 00:05:10,218 --> 00:05:11,620 - What's happening? 90 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:14,658 - They're fighting like ferrets in a sack, Black Bob. 91 00:05:14,658 --> 00:05:17,408 Oh, this is going to be a skoosh! 92 00:05:21,506 --> 00:05:22,896 - What are you trying to do, Lachlan? 93 00:05:22,896 --> 00:05:24,524 - Without Lachie, we'll lose. 94 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:27,572 That cup will become a permanent fixture 95 00:05:27,572 --> 00:05:29,989 on Harry Balfour's bar, 96 00:05:29,989 --> 00:05:31,807 and since they lost the singing contest, 97 00:05:31,807 --> 00:05:34,640 they'll never let us live it down. 98 00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:37,568 - Jubel, you're in goals, instead. 99 00:05:37,568 --> 00:05:39,071 - Me? 100 00:05:39,071 --> 00:05:41,510 - Lachlan, can I get a lift? 101 00:05:41,510 --> 00:05:43,286 - Me in goals? 102 00:05:43,286 --> 00:05:44,119 Me? 103 00:06:02,903 --> 00:06:04,294 - What's it to be, boys? 104 00:06:04,294 --> 00:06:06,966 . 105 00:06:30,829 --> 00:06:33,064 What the hell is Macbeth up to? 106 00:06:33,064 --> 00:06:34,669 - Nevermind him. 107 00:06:34,669 --> 00:06:35,502 Come on. 108 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:38,985 And Dodgy John. 109 00:06:38,985 --> 00:06:40,266 - Oh, he's good, but you can't 110 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:41,983 hold a candle to the old ones. 111 00:06:41,983 --> 00:06:43,883 Do you remember the McKeon Brothers? 112 00:06:43,883 --> 00:06:46,008 Six foot twins from Achmore 113 00:06:46,008 --> 00:06:49,137 with only two good eyes between them. 114 00:06:49,137 --> 00:06:51,310 - 18 games without defeat. 115 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:52,842 I never drunk once. 116 00:06:52,842 --> 00:06:55,666 - Aye, well, it makes a change the Loch Dubh team. 117 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:59,040 No wins in the last 20 years and never sore. 118 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,909 - Hamish, sit yourself down. 119 00:07:00,909 --> 00:07:02,606 We're having a consolation drink. 120 00:07:02,606 --> 00:07:03,439 - For what? 121 00:07:03,439 --> 00:07:07,393 - For the team getting beaten tomorrow. 122 00:07:10,895 --> 00:07:12,570 - Our job is done, here. 123 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:13,403 Come on. 124 00:07:16,361 --> 00:07:19,226 - I'm looking for a motorcyclist, actually. 125 00:07:19,226 --> 00:07:20,738 - Alright. 126 00:07:20,738 --> 00:07:22,488 Who's got my HT lead? 127 00:07:26,437 --> 00:07:28,937 - You know, you should go easier on the boy, Lachlan. 128 00:07:28,937 --> 00:07:30,326 - I know, you're right, Edie. 129 00:07:30,326 --> 00:07:32,420 I say the same thing to myself again and again. 130 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,716 I just hear this voice inside, chomping at him. 131 00:07:34,716 --> 00:07:36,675 - He's a fine boy. 132 00:07:36,675 --> 00:07:37,967 - Well, maybe he needed a mother. 133 00:07:37,967 --> 00:07:40,384 - What he needs now is space. 134 00:07:41,491 --> 00:07:43,241 - You're right, Edie. 135 00:07:45,302 --> 00:07:46,969 I know you're right. 136 00:07:49,295 --> 00:07:51,292 Now, to the matter at hand. 137 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:53,431 You're off. 138 00:07:57,045 --> 00:07:58,244 - So, I'd appreciate it if the traffic 139 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,023 in Mariott was kept below mach one, 140 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:01,425 you know what I mean? 141 00:08:01,425 --> 00:08:03,465 - I'm terribly sorry, Constable. 142 00:08:03,465 --> 00:08:05,956 I will moderate my speed. 143 00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:07,732 - So, you're here on holiday, then? 144 00:08:07,732 --> 00:08:09,347 - Actually, you might be able to help me. 145 00:08:09,347 --> 00:08:10,426 I'm looking for someone. 146 00:08:10,426 --> 00:08:11,259 - Mmm hmmm. 147 00:08:11,259 --> 00:08:13,348 - Name of McCree, Mr. Lachlan McCree. 148 00:08:13,348 --> 00:08:14,681 Do you know him? 149 00:08:16,265 --> 00:08:17,656 - Yeah, yeah, I know him. 150 00:08:17,656 --> 00:08:19,191 Uh, if you take the northland road, 151 00:08:19,191 --> 00:08:22,512 first left, just cross right there, you can't miss it. 152 00:08:22,512 --> 00:08:23,445 - Thank you. 153 00:08:23,445 --> 00:08:25,660 - So would this be in the nature of a business matter? 154 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:26,708 - It would be more in the nature 155 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,378 of a private matter, Constable. 156 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:30,211 - I see. 157 00:08:45,185 --> 00:08:47,227 Yeah, this is Bravo 3-1-5, over. 158 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,077 Bravo 3-1-5 go ahead, over. 159 00:08:49,077 --> 00:08:50,619 - Yeah, can I have registered keeper ident 160 00:08:50,619 --> 00:08:53,515 please on a red and black Honda CBR? 161 00:08:53,515 --> 00:08:56,015 Stand by. 162 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:00,708 - That's really nice. 163 00:09:02,405 --> 00:09:04,322 - Wait'll you try this. 164 00:09:10,476 --> 00:09:12,976 Now, what do you make of that? 165 00:09:17,201 --> 00:09:18,572 - It's marjoram? 166 00:09:18,572 --> 00:09:19,655 - Mmm, close. 167 00:09:20,972 --> 00:09:22,414 - A hint of coriander? 168 00:09:22,414 --> 00:09:23,247 - Nope. 169 00:09:24,324 --> 00:09:25,886 - Well, you've got me, then. 170 00:09:25,886 --> 00:09:27,767 - Wild mountain thyme. 171 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:28,600 - Never. 172 00:09:29,758 --> 00:09:31,932 Do you not have a problem with the bitterness? 173 00:09:31,932 --> 00:09:33,243 - Oh, see, that's the beauty of it. 174 00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:34,834 The sage takes that away. 175 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:35,667 - Oh. 176 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:38,417 - Here, let me cut you a wee bit. 177 00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:47,392 What do you think? 178 00:09:47,392 --> 00:09:49,892 - Hey Agnes, that's excellent. 179 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:51,753 - Try 'em on. 180 00:09:51,753 --> 00:09:54,097 - Is that not bad luck? 181 00:09:54,097 --> 00:09:56,639 - Oh, it's a shinty match, not a wedding. 182 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:57,722 - Lachie, Jr. 183 00:09:58,590 --> 00:10:00,105 - I won't be needing one, Agnes. 184 00:10:00,105 --> 00:10:01,759 I'm not playing. 185 00:10:01,759 --> 00:10:02,950 - Are ya hurt? 186 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,450 - Him and his dad. 187 00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:07,745 - Oh, come on, Lachie, Jr. 188 00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:09,946 You're our star player. 189 00:10:09,946 --> 00:10:12,397 These shirts cost us 50 squid a skull. 190 00:10:12,397 --> 00:10:13,767 Now, I don't want failure 191 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,547 associated with this establishment. 192 00:10:15,547 --> 00:10:17,729 - Not my problem. 193 00:10:17,729 --> 00:10:22,556 As far as I'm concerned, the shinty team's history. 194 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,444 - Hey, Lachie. 195 00:10:24,444 --> 00:10:27,944 A bit of news that might change your mind. 196 00:10:29,715 --> 00:10:32,561 There, try this crowdy, here. 197 00:10:32,561 --> 00:10:34,563 - You should be selling this stuff, you know. 198 00:10:34,563 --> 00:10:36,006 - What, 'round here? 199 00:10:36,006 --> 00:10:38,839 They'd rather have crinkle cut chips and frozen pizza. 200 00:10:40,464 --> 00:10:42,547 Who on Earth can that be? 201 00:10:47,486 --> 00:10:50,249 - Excuse me, are you fun filled, cuddly 202 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:53,666 land-owning gent seeks lady with tractor? 203 00:10:58,274 --> 00:10:59,107 - I am. 204 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:03,068 - Well, I'm carefree, attractive 40-ish 205 00:11:03,068 --> 00:11:05,800 lady farmer with 300 acres. 206 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,112 - Never. 207 00:11:07,112 --> 00:11:10,695 - Yes, and I brought a photo of my tractor. 208 00:11:12,984 --> 00:11:15,268 - Well, I'll away now, Lachlan. 209 00:11:15,268 --> 00:11:18,101 I'll see ya tomorrow at the match. 210 00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:28,304 - Drink up, boys. 211 00:11:28,304 --> 00:11:31,778 The Loch Dubh mob are in turmoil. 212 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:35,118 - They might have got one over on us with the singin'. 213 00:11:35,118 --> 00:11:37,539 This will be our comeback. 214 00:11:37,539 --> 00:11:38,372 - Oh, yes. 215 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:43,034 And this time, the Angus McNichol trophy 216 00:11:43,924 --> 00:11:44,924 will be ours 217 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:46,725 forever! 218 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,644 How are the scones? 219 00:11:53,644 --> 00:11:55,919 - Lovely, just lovely. 220 00:11:55,919 --> 00:11:56,752 - Good. 221 00:11:58,132 --> 00:12:01,049 - And that's a lovely tractor, too. 222 00:12:02,340 --> 00:12:04,688 50,000 miles you say? 223 00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:06,435 And a full service history? 224 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:09,236 - And stored in the shed every night as well. 225 00:12:09,236 --> 00:12:10,569 - You don't say? 226 00:12:11,602 --> 00:12:12,435 Well, now. 227 00:12:39,743 --> 00:12:42,255 - Now, girls, it's perfectly simple. 228 00:12:42,255 --> 00:12:45,668 And, after four, one, two, three-- 229 00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:48,913 - Give us an L-O-C, oops. 230 00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:51,204 - You've got to concentrate! 231 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,803 - There you have it, TV John. 232 00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:55,393 Scotland's conundrum and microcosm. 233 00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:57,414 Do we market shinty as a cozy, tartan 234 00:12:57,414 --> 00:13:00,604 nostalgia chip for tourists or do we modernize it 235 00:13:00,604 --> 00:13:02,707 and introduce professionalism? 236 00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:05,489 - Could we not have both? 237 00:13:05,489 --> 00:13:08,619 Give me an L-O-C-H. 238 00:13:08,619 --> 00:13:11,522 Give me a D-U-B-H. 239 00:13:11,522 --> 00:13:12,561 What do you got? 240 00:13:12,561 --> 00:13:13,851 Loch Dubh. 241 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:15,945 - Can I have a word with you? 242 00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:18,319 - Aye, in a minute. 243 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,069 - Oh, shut up! 244 00:13:20,069 --> 00:13:22,496 - Oh, leave it then, I'm through. 245 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:33,874 - Nobody gets any of these until 246 00:13:33,874 --> 00:13:35,957 the bus starts, at least. 247 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,777 How's the ankle, Jubel? 248 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,606 - Fine, fine. 249 00:13:41,606 --> 00:13:44,470 - Jubel, I need to talk to you. 250 00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:45,972 - Aye, okay. 251 00:13:51,989 --> 00:13:52,822 - Can I speak to ya? 252 00:13:52,822 --> 00:13:55,572 - I'll see ya on the bus, Hamish. 253 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,650 - Come on, Jock. 254 00:14:08,356 --> 00:14:09,439 - Neil, Neil. 255 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:52,370 - Could we not have got a seat at the back? 256 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,037 - Sit in peace, man. 257 00:14:54,924 --> 00:14:56,110 - Where's the tonic? 258 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:57,159 - I don't have the tonic. 259 00:14:57,159 --> 00:14:58,356 Thought you had the tonic. 260 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,272 In the name of the wind. 261 00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:02,678 - Didn't think you were comin'. 262 00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,123 - I might not be playing, Hamish, 263 00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:06,949 but I'm damned if I'm gonna miss the clack. 264 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,191 - What do you mean, you're late? 265 00:15:08,191 --> 00:15:09,835 Late for what? 266 00:15:09,835 --> 00:15:13,018 - Actually, it's handy that you're sittin' here, Doc. 267 00:15:13,018 --> 00:15:13,851 - Oh, why? 268 00:15:15,485 --> 00:15:18,266 - And then I thought, "Oh, I'll just sell the farm 269 00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:21,011 "and enjoy myself with all the proceeds." 270 00:15:21,011 --> 00:15:22,094 - Remarkable. 271 00:15:22,992 --> 00:15:24,741 Quite remarkable. 272 00:15:24,741 --> 00:15:25,765 - Lachlan. 273 00:15:25,765 --> 00:15:27,359 Some of the team are drinking 274 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,910 and they were in the pub until three o'clock last night. 275 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:32,660 - Oh, youthful exuberance, Edith. 276 00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:37,317 Sorry, Doloris, you were saying? 277 00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:40,208 - So, when I saw you in Manfred... 278 00:16:05,308 --> 00:16:06,963 - Well, that's that. 279 00:16:06,963 --> 00:16:08,286 - You sort it? 280 00:16:08,286 --> 00:16:10,036 - No, I haven't a clue, Hamish. 281 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,047 The D12A Euro. 282 00:16:12,047 --> 00:16:14,332 Mind if I take a look? 283 00:16:14,332 --> 00:16:16,810 Electronic unit injector. 284 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,244 - Aye. 285 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,565 - Well, there's nothing wrong with your microprocessor. 286 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:24,217 Pressure drop indicators functioning a-one. 287 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,635 - It's probably a glitch in the, uh, the bogey. 288 00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:27,718 - I doubt it. 289 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,529 Ah! 290 00:16:30,577 --> 00:16:33,244 Have you topped off your diesel? 291 00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:35,821 - Try that. 292 00:16:54,237 --> 00:16:55,779 - Could you go another mint imperial? 293 00:16:55,779 --> 00:16:56,779 - Temptress. 294 00:16:58,229 --> 00:17:00,127 - You ever thought of gettin' a motorbike? 295 00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:02,877 - Barney, you are so predictable. 296 00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:05,877 - It's like in a jungle house re-mix, 297 00:17:05,877 --> 00:17:09,931 . 298 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:11,017 - Savich. 299 00:17:11,017 --> 00:17:13,211 Now, Lachland, could we speak? 300 00:17:13,211 --> 00:17:15,044 - Later Hamish, later. 301 00:17:21,836 --> 00:17:23,669 - Well, say somethin'. 302 00:17:25,654 --> 00:17:28,167 - It was kinda like a fist, 303 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:31,629 slowly opening and closing around my lower bowel. 304 00:17:31,629 --> 00:17:32,462 - Really? 305 00:17:32,462 --> 00:17:33,307 - Yes. 306 00:17:33,307 --> 00:17:34,961 Oh, but that's nothing. 307 00:17:34,961 --> 00:17:38,044 Wait'll I tell ya what happened next. 308 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,928 - Would you look at that? 309 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,758 The old fruit. 310 00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:19,383 - Well, there might be snow on the drift, 311 00:18:19,383 --> 00:18:23,142 doesn't mean there isn't any fire in the grit, lucky boy. 312 00:18:23,142 --> 00:18:24,522 - Alright. 313 00:18:24,522 --> 00:18:28,439 - Kinda makes you hanker bank for knitted ties. 314 00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:30,902 - Knitted ties? 315 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:34,134 - Oh, come on, Hamish. 316 00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:35,544 You're a man of the world. 317 00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:39,132 Surely you understand the significance of knitted ties? 318 00:18:39,132 --> 00:18:40,624 - No. 319 00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:43,439 - Oh, well, just ask Barney there. 320 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,689 He'll tell ya all about it. 321 00:18:47,552 --> 00:18:48,802 - Knitted ties? 322 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:19,523 - Ah! 323 00:19:19,523 --> 00:19:21,907 Oh, my leg's gone to sleep! 324 00:19:21,907 --> 00:19:24,417 - Are you needing a massage, Rory? 325 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,417 - Uh, no, no, no, it's grand, grand. 326 00:19:48,136 --> 00:19:50,670 - Thought these were meant for the journey back. 327 00:19:50,670 --> 00:19:52,568 - And when they finally got it out, 328 00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:55,318 it was the size of a tennis ball. 329 00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:58,676 Thanks for listening, Doc. 330 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:03,813 - Oh, that's stiff. 331 00:20:04,941 --> 00:20:07,655 How 'bout going for a wee walk to stretch our legs? 332 00:20:07,655 --> 00:20:08,955 - Ah, it's a right day for a walk. 333 00:20:08,955 --> 00:20:11,553 - Hey, Lachlan, ya got a team talk in the dressin' room. 334 00:20:11,553 --> 00:20:15,799 It's a shame to spoil it by staying inside. 335 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,132 - Lachlan, we need to speak. 336 00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:20,545 John, John, John. 337 00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:22,008 Go into the clubhouse and put your stuff there. 338 00:20:22,008 --> 00:20:23,145 - Aye, mate. 339 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,024 What's your price on Dunbracken? 340 00:21:04,024 --> 00:21:05,466 - Two to one on. 341 00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:06,672 And Loch Dubh? 342 00:21:06,672 --> 00:21:10,106 - Four to one against and lengthening. 343 00:21:10,106 --> 00:21:13,023 - Can I put a tenner on Dunbracken? 344 00:21:13,865 --> 00:21:14,948 - Dunbracken? 345 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,022 Oh. 346 00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:18,855 Right. 347 00:21:22,196 --> 00:21:23,113 - Oh, Jean. 348 00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:25,183 Have you brought the things? 349 00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,529 - They're in the hearse, for in the back. 350 00:21:27,529 --> 00:21:30,196 - Can I tempt ya to have a look? 351 00:21:38,072 --> 00:21:40,247 - Rory, you dropped your jock strap. 352 00:21:40,247 --> 00:21:41,244 - Right. 353 00:21:41,244 --> 00:21:42,341 - I seen that earlier. 354 00:21:42,341 --> 00:21:43,520 I thought it was a parachute. 355 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,637 - Well, who's for the wintergreen? 356 00:21:46,637 --> 00:21:47,788 - Where's the gaffer, Hamish? 357 00:21:47,788 --> 00:21:49,360 - Oh, he's went for a walk with his new friend. 358 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,245 - He went for a walk? 359 00:21:50,245 --> 00:21:51,078 We need him here. 360 00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:51,911 - I know, I'm workin' on it. 361 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,998 John, John, listen get up in that house 362 00:21:52,998 --> 00:21:53,965 and stop Lachlan before he makes 363 00:21:53,965 --> 00:21:55,285 a complete fool of himself. 364 00:21:55,285 --> 00:21:58,202 - It's a bit late for that, Hamish. 365 00:22:03,171 --> 00:22:05,366 - You know, I've never noticed before 366 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:08,686 how lovely the waterfall here is. 367 00:22:08,686 --> 00:22:11,949 Just sort of cascades down like, 368 00:22:11,949 --> 00:22:14,631 like beautiful silver hair. 369 00:22:14,631 --> 00:22:15,798 - Oh, Lachlan. 370 00:22:17,942 --> 00:22:20,442 You say such beautiful things. 371 00:22:34,205 --> 00:22:35,993 Lachlan! 372 00:22:35,993 --> 00:22:38,251 You're needed down in the dressing room. 373 00:22:38,251 --> 00:22:39,825 - What for? 374 00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:41,653 You're the coach. 375 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:43,320 - Go on Lachlan, go. 376 00:23:10,157 --> 00:23:12,331 - Hey, gentlemen. 377 00:23:12,331 --> 00:23:15,795 Want to talk to you all about something 378 00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:19,962 that men often have difficulty expressing in words. 379 00:23:21,727 --> 00:23:24,060 Today, I want to talk to you 380 00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:26,476 about love. 381 00:23:29,634 --> 00:23:32,217 In the great scheme of things-- 382 00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:38,501 - This is worse than I thought, Edie. 383 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:39,354 Keep an eye on him. 384 00:23:39,354 --> 00:23:40,687 - Right, Hamish. 385 00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:02,468 - Alright, lads. 386 00:24:03,686 --> 00:24:04,603 The huddle. 387 00:24:55,718 --> 00:24:57,087 - Sorry, pal. 388 00:24:57,087 --> 00:25:00,254 It's uh, our needs clearer than yours. 389 00:25:35,863 --> 00:25:38,533 Go in the Stag Bar, Loch Dubh! 390 00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:40,016 - It's the team you're meant to be supporting, 391 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,743 not the jerseys. 392 00:25:41,743 --> 00:25:44,697 Product placement, John. 393 00:26:30,141 --> 00:26:32,356 - Where's the referee? 394 00:26:32,356 --> 00:26:34,427 - He's not here yet. 395 00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:35,810 I'm the referee. 396 00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:37,730 I'll run the match. 397 00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:40,319 - Hang on, we need a neutral. 398 00:26:40,319 --> 00:26:42,354 - A figure of authority. 399 00:26:42,354 --> 00:26:43,554 - Macbeth. 400 00:26:43,554 --> 00:26:45,361 Now, he's the man to referee it. 401 00:26:45,361 --> 00:26:48,057 - Oddly enough, where is he? 402 00:26:48,057 --> 00:26:48,902 - What the hell does he know about 403 00:26:48,902 --> 00:26:50,351 running a shinty match? 404 00:26:50,351 --> 00:26:51,909 - Anyway, he doesn't have a kit. 405 00:26:51,909 --> 00:26:54,076 - Just so happens, I have. 406 00:27:13,237 --> 00:27:15,899 - Oh, it's great how the hills all seem 407 00:27:15,899 --> 00:27:19,850 like a big sleeping giant with purple hair on the top, eh? 408 00:27:19,850 --> 00:27:24,017 - Lachlan, if you do not shut up, I shall hit you. 409 00:27:26,232 --> 00:27:27,256 - Alright, then, I want a good, 410 00:27:27,256 --> 00:27:29,596 clean match from the both of you. 411 00:27:31,831 --> 00:27:34,405 - Well, get out of it. 412 00:27:40,846 --> 00:27:42,152 - Okay, then. 413 00:27:42,152 --> 00:27:43,331 Let's give these people a day they'll 414 00:27:43,331 --> 00:27:44,251 actually be proud of. 415 00:27:44,251 --> 00:27:46,501 - Whatever you say, Hamish. 416 00:28:34,221 --> 00:28:35,638 - That's it lads. 417 00:29:02,369 --> 00:29:04,952 - Come on, lucky goal, come on. 418 00:30:00,525 --> 00:30:03,829 - Barney, block him next time. 419 00:30:03,829 --> 00:30:04,865 - It was a good goal, Edith. 420 00:30:04,865 --> 00:30:06,685 fair's fair. 421 00:30:06,685 --> 00:30:07,685 Fair's fair. 422 00:31:02,264 --> 00:31:03,097 - Ugh! 423 00:31:06,328 --> 00:31:08,411 - It's only a game, Edie. 424 00:31:15,358 --> 00:31:16,365 - Yah! 425 00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:25,216 - That's the father of my child! 426 00:31:28,524 --> 00:31:30,088 It's not the end of the world. 427 00:31:48,518 --> 00:31:50,500 - How many fingers can you see? 428 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,371 I'll marry you, lassie. 429 00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:54,179 I'll marry you. 430 00:31:54,179 --> 00:31:55,398 - Seems pretty serious. 431 00:31:55,398 --> 00:31:58,161 - Doesn't look like concussion. 432 00:32:00,071 --> 00:32:00,988 - Halftime. 433 00:32:05,272 --> 00:32:06,489 - Edie. 434 00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:10,656 Gon on and tell Lachlan to get his mini short wave. 435 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,555 - Oh, now, you're doin' fine, boys. 436 00:32:14,555 --> 00:32:15,868 It's never easy here, you know. 437 00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:17,311 Hey, Lachlan, can I have a word? 438 00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:18,306 - I was just tellin' the boys how much 439 00:32:18,306 --> 00:32:19,606 I'm enjoying the match. 440 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,943 - Lachlan, I need to talk to ya in private. 441 00:32:21,943 --> 00:32:23,576 - Anything you've got to say to me, Hamish, 442 00:32:23,576 --> 00:32:25,397 you can say in front of my boys, here. 443 00:32:27,153 --> 00:32:28,403 - I don't know. 444 00:32:31,553 --> 00:32:35,048 The new love of your life is Doloris Pewdy. 445 00:32:35,048 --> 00:32:36,537 - I know the woman's name, Hamish. 446 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:39,503 - Aye, but did you know that her maiden name was Balfour? 447 00:32:39,503 --> 00:32:40,336 - Balfour? 448 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,283 - She's Harry Balfour's sister. 449 00:32:45,247 --> 00:32:46,292 She set you up. 450 00:32:46,292 --> 00:32:50,125 - They've been spying on us in the woods, too. 451 00:32:51,485 --> 00:32:54,761 - What do you mean, set me up? 452 00:32:54,761 --> 00:32:56,424 - They saw your advert in the paper. 453 00:32:56,424 --> 00:33:00,591 - Anything to win the match for the 20th time in a row. 454 00:33:02,072 --> 00:33:03,335 ? 455 00:33:03,335 --> 00:33:05,976 - No, it was all a con. 456 00:33:05,976 --> 00:33:08,476 They even hired the motorbike. 457 00:33:10,212 --> 00:33:11,767 - Did they? 458 00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:12,661 Indeed. 459 00:33:12,661 --> 00:33:14,225 Ah, nevermind, Lachlan. 460 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:15,606 You'll get over it. 461 00:33:15,606 --> 00:33:16,439 - Aye. 462 00:33:18,382 --> 00:33:20,463 No fool like an old fool, eh, boys, eh? 463 00:33:22,445 --> 00:33:23,969 You might have told me a bit sooner, Hamish. 464 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:27,719 - I've been trying to talk to ya all morning. 465 00:33:30,723 --> 00:33:33,243 Doesn't matter, it fits in with the plan, anyway. 466 00:33:33,243 --> 00:33:35,010 - What plan? 467 00:33:44,408 --> 00:33:46,124 - What are the odds on Loch Dubh Harry? 468 00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:47,239 - Oh, are you kidding? 469 00:33:47,239 --> 00:33:48,072 20 to one. 470 00:33:48,957 --> 00:33:49,790 - Oy! 471 00:33:57,655 --> 00:33:58,964 - Loch Dubh to Red Leader. 472 00:33:58,964 --> 00:34:00,488 Loch Dubh to Red Leader. 473 00:34:00,488 --> 00:34:02,308 Come in now. 474 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:05,730 - Hey, I've only one pair of hands. 475 00:34:05,730 --> 00:34:06,647 - How many? 476 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,061 - Four? 477 00:34:10,061 --> 00:34:11,991 Close enough, you'll do. 478 00:34:11,991 --> 00:34:13,555 You're going nowhere. 479 00:34:13,555 --> 00:34:15,485 This one's for the band. 480 00:34:15,485 --> 00:34:16,513 He's stayin' here. 481 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:19,386 - Boy's not fit enough to play in goals, alright. 482 00:34:19,386 --> 00:34:20,929 - He doesn't have to, Daddy. 483 00:34:20,929 --> 00:34:22,759 - Why, junior. 484 00:34:22,759 --> 00:34:24,814 You're not in on this plan, as well, are ya? 485 00:34:24,814 --> 00:34:27,314 - No, I really was hacked off. 486 00:34:29,641 --> 00:34:33,928 - I really was a bit too hard on ya, I suppose. 487 00:34:33,928 --> 00:34:35,095 Oh, come here. 488 00:34:37,806 --> 00:34:39,402 That's it, we're going to do it. 489 00:34:39,402 --> 00:34:41,677 I know we are, I can feel it. 490 00:34:41,677 --> 00:34:43,303 It's in the air. 491 00:35:37,663 --> 00:35:39,562 - About time, too. 492 00:35:59,356 --> 00:36:00,307 - Isn't that-- 493 00:36:00,307 --> 00:36:01,931 - No, it can't be. 494 00:36:01,931 --> 00:36:03,751 He's on the rigs. 495 00:36:03,751 --> 00:36:06,084 - No, no, you boys are nuts. 496 00:36:09,161 --> 00:36:10,381 Ladies and gentlemen, 497 00:36:10,381 --> 00:36:12,248 we've just been informed that Loch Dubh's 498 00:36:12,248 --> 00:36:16,199 substitute has been registered, Houston Old. 499 00:37:38,812 --> 00:37:41,229 - Duplicitous Loch Dubh dogs! 500 00:37:42,590 --> 00:37:45,092 - Is that a bag thing? 501 00:38:42,578 --> 00:38:45,301 Come on, boys, come on. 502 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:35,454 - Come on, come on. 503 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:37,729 Where is it? 504 00:39:39,528 --> 00:39:41,945 Oh, God, it's got to be here! 505 00:39:45,441 --> 00:39:46,558 Hey, that's never a penalty. 506 00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:47,768 - Aye, it was. 507 00:39:47,768 --> 00:39:51,018 - Aye, well you need your eyes tended-- 508 00:40:14,764 --> 00:40:15,597 - Aha! 509 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:19,112 I was wondering where this was. 510 00:40:19,112 --> 00:40:21,945 - Oh, we don't have time for that! 511 00:40:28,441 --> 00:40:32,221 - Come on, Loch Dubh, get into this, people! 512 00:40:34,313 --> 00:40:36,253 - Welcome back, Lachlan! 513 00:40:36,253 --> 00:40:37,586 - Come on, boys! 514 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:54,913 Penalties. 515 00:41:59,931 --> 00:42:00,764 - Yow, ow! 516 00:42:52,788 --> 00:42:54,361 - Yeah! 517 00:42:56,738 --> 00:42:59,238 That's my boy that saved that! 518 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,982 - Stop! 519 00:43:51,982 --> 00:43:54,816 He can't play for Loch Dubh! 520 00:43:54,816 --> 00:43:56,566 He is from Kingussie! 521 00:43:59,897 --> 00:44:01,147 - You're wrong! 522 00:44:02,071 --> 00:44:04,154 He may be from Kingussie, 523 00:44:05,484 --> 00:44:08,234 but his mother is from Loch Dubh. 524 00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:11,218 Just belt it out, son! 525 00:44:15,561 --> 00:44:18,061 Go! Go! Go! 526 00:44:33,715 --> 00:44:35,455 - There's a dog on the pitch. 527 00:44:35,455 --> 00:44:37,622 - He thinks it's all over. 528 00:44:45,786 --> 00:44:46,786 - It is now. 529 00:46:04,769 --> 00:46:07,329 - Oh, hey, some boy, that Houston. 530 00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:09,166 You must be very proud of him. 531 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:09,999 - I am. 532 00:46:12,124 --> 00:46:14,733 Did you know he's coming off the rigs next month? 533 00:46:14,733 --> 00:46:15,728 - Is he, love? 534 00:46:15,728 --> 00:46:16,645 - Mmm hmmm. 535 00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:20,030 He'll be looking for a job. 536 00:46:21,275 --> 00:46:24,802 He's actually looking for a business partner. 537 00:46:24,802 --> 00:46:25,885 - Is that so? 538 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,197 Well, well.