1 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,271 - Auntie Jean. 2 00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:15,179 Auntie Jean. 3 00:01:30,462 --> 00:01:32,116 - Cant think of anything else. 4 00:01:32,116 --> 00:01:32,949 Frankie? 5 00:01:34,231 --> 00:01:35,799 - I've got everything I need. 6 00:01:35,799 --> 00:01:37,241 I'm sorry about this Auntie Jean. 7 00:01:37,241 --> 00:01:39,038 And I'm sorry about phoning Tuska. 8 00:01:39,038 --> 00:01:40,588 But he's my best pal after all. 9 00:01:40,588 --> 00:01:41,876 I had to tell him where we're going. 10 00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:45,658 - Oh I know come one everything's gonna be fine. 11 00:02:11,425 --> 00:02:12,258 Get down. 12 00:02:19,817 --> 00:02:21,482 - I'd say the birds have flown Tam. 13 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:24,899 - Check that, that's young Frankie right. 14 00:02:26,006 --> 00:02:28,674 And that's probably his best pal right. 15 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:30,855 Get to the point. 16 00:02:30,855 --> 00:02:33,902 - Who did you trust most when you were that age? 17 00:02:33,902 --> 00:02:35,313 - My mother. 18 00:02:35,313 --> 00:02:37,943 - Apart from your mother. 19 00:02:37,943 --> 00:02:39,963 - My best pal, Tam there. 20 00:02:39,963 --> 00:02:42,034 Right so if young Frankie Brice 21 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:43,975 has took a powder, what's the betting 22 00:02:43,975 --> 00:02:46,781 he told his best pal where he was off to? 23 00:02:46,781 --> 00:02:47,737 - Andy might be right. 24 00:02:47,737 --> 00:02:50,116 - Sure I'm right, and I think I know 25 00:02:50,116 --> 00:02:52,920 where we can lay our hands on the best pal. 26 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:53,913 - Where? 27 00:02:53,913 --> 00:02:55,341 - The Community Center. 28 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,204 It has ping pong right, right? 29 00:02:57,204 --> 00:02:59,683 - Nothing changes aye? 30 00:02:59,683 --> 00:03:02,205 We're staring at social collapse. 31 00:03:02,205 --> 00:03:04,193 We're living in a place where a national insurance dump 32 00:03:04,193 --> 00:03:09,033 is realer than a penny black and what's the solution? 33 00:03:09,033 --> 00:03:11,351 Let them play ping pong. 34 00:03:11,351 --> 00:03:14,728 - Well actually there's more to it than just Ping Pong Tam. 35 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:18,342 I mean that place has got personal computers 36 00:03:18,342 --> 00:03:20,549 so the kids can learn keyboard skills. 37 00:03:20,549 --> 00:03:24,716 - And what are they gonna do with these keyboard skills? 38 00:03:30,597 --> 00:03:32,917 See if the best pal does know anything. 39 00:03:36,922 --> 00:03:39,796 - Sorry to put you through this trouble Isobel. 40 00:03:39,796 --> 00:03:41,572 I didn't know where else to turn. 41 00:03:41,572 --> 00:03:44,306 - Jean it's no trouble. 42 00:03:44,306 --> 00:03:46,223 Hamish will know to do. 43 00:04:02,734 --> 00:04:06,317 - Chop that up and I'll make some bellinis. 44 00:04:11,024 --> 00:04:13,410 - Hey, do you mind by the way? 45 00:04:13,410 --> 00:04:16,091 You're not making my bellini with that knife. 46 00:04:16,091 --> 00:04:17,674 - What's stopping me? 47 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:21,790 - I think Joe's objecting on the grounds of hygiene Tony. 48 00:04:21,790 --> 00:04:23,336 I think he's remembering the last thing 49 00:04:23,336 --> 00:04:24,821 you chopped up with that knife. 50 00:04:24,821 --> 00:04:27,241 - Joe and Andy are right. 51 00:04:27,241 --> 00:04:28,250 There could be microscopic traces of 52 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:31,456 the late Mr. Brice on that chopper Tony. 53 00:04:31,456 --> 00:04:35,775 And even microscopic traces of that thieving scumbag 54 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:39,025 could tint the bellinis, here use this. 55 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:45,543 - Can I ask something, what is a bellini? 56 00:04:45,543 --> 00:04:48,853 - Champagne and a slice of peach. 57 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:51,204 - You get them in Harry's Bar in Venice. 58 00:04:51,204 --> 00:04:54,304 Oh Venice, I only ever go to Benidorm. 59 00:04:54,304 --> 00:04:55,721 Benidorm. 60 00:04:57,091 --> 00:04:58,937 - Have I said something wrong? 61 00:04:58,937 --> 00:05:02,402 - You don't think Benidorm's just a wee bit well tacky Andy? 62 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:03,411 - You know what I mean, the sort of 63 00:05:03,411 --> 00:05:06,094 type of people that go to these resorts. 64 00:05:06,094 --> 00:05:09,856 I'm thinking about going to Tibet this year. 65 00:05:09,856 --> 00:05:11,946 You're welcome to tag along if you want. 66 00:05:11,946 --> 00:05:15,045 - Tibet, what are the beaches like? 67 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:16,561 - I don't know, but I bet they won't be 68 00:05:16,561 --> 00:05:19,478 as crowded as the ones in Benidorm. 69 00:05:20,478 --> 00:05:22,145 - We've got company. 70 00:05:31,187 --> 00:05:32,371 Morning. 71 00:05:32,371 --> 00:05:33,381 - Morning. 72 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:34,496 Some rig. 73 00:05:34,496 --> 00:05:36,166 Thought I'd stop and take a look, hope you don't mind. 74 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,588 - Not at all Constable, I'm Tam Flood, 75 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:43,238 this is Tony McCreary, Andy Glass, and Joe Scrimegour. 76 00:05:43,238 --> 00:05:46,233 - Pleased to meet you, Constable Macbeth. 77 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:50,400 - Macbeth aye, to be or not to be that is the question. 78 00:05:51,266 --> 00:05:53,389 - Matter of fact that's Constable Hamlet. 79 00:05:53,389 --> 00:05:55,654 He's up in Ullapool. 80 00:05:55,654 --> 00:05:57,487 Mind if I take a look? 81 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:17,108 Morning Lachlan. 82 00:06:17,108 --> 00:06:18,025 - Alistair. 83 00:06:30,331 --> 00:06:32,316 - Oh she's a beauty alright. 84 00:06:32,316 --> 00:06:33,149 - Thanks. 85 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:38,497 So you're based on this Lochdubh then Mr. Macbeth? 86 00:06:38,497 --> 00:06:40,084 - Yeah that's right. 87 00:06:40,084 --> 00:06:41,790 - Bet you get a lot of tourists through here. 88 00:06:41,790 --> 00:06:42,835 - Oh thousands. 89 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,002 - I thought so. 90 00:06:44,002 --> 00:06:45,935 - And they all have a really nice time, 91 00:06:45,935 --> 00:06:48,842 long as they don't cause any bother. 92 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:51,978 My colleagues and I are businessman Constable. 93 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:56,262 - I knew what you where the minute I sawy you Mr. Flood. 94 00:07:03,527 --> 00:07:05,495 - Hey Tam, I think he knows who 95 00:07:05,495 --> 00:07:08,038 we are and what we're here for. 96 00:07:08,038 --> 00:07:10,455 - I think you might be right. 97 00:07:12,844 --> 00:07:17,459 But unless he can prove it there's nothing he can do. 98 00:07:20,924 --> 00:07:22,352 - What do you think it is Auntie Jean? 99 00:07:22,352 --> 00:07:25,602 - How should I know, just wait and see. 100 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:33,568 - Did no one ever tell you it's bad manners to stare? 101 00:07:33,568 --> 00:07:35,152 - Sorry? 102 00:07:35,152 --> 00:07:37,329 - You've been staring at Jean. 103 00:07:37,329 --> 00:07:39,576 - Oh I must have been daydreaming about something. 104 00:07:39,576 --> 00:07:41,243 - I'm sure you were. 105 00:07:44,887 --> 00:07:48,039 - Is this some sort of of Highland custom Mr. McCrae? 106 00:07:48,039 --> 00:07:51,905 You give people boiler suits as presents? 107 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,570 - This is no ordinary boiler suit young Frankie. 108 00:07:54,570 --> 00:07:58,349 This is the company uniform of McCrae and McCrae 109 00:07:58,349 --> 00:08:00,929 funeral directors and general handymen. 110 00:08:00,929 --> 00:08:03,228 You see these used to belong to the Lachie Junior here. 111 00:08:03,228 --> 00:08:05,526 So I've had to take a wee tuck in the sleeves 112 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:09,602 and the legs like, but I think it will fit you just fine. 113 00:08:09,602 --> 00:08:10,769 And look here. 114 00:08:13,067 --> 00:08:14,067 And partner, 115 00:08:15,909 --> 00:08:17,492 That's you Frankie. 116 00:08:18,487 --> 00:08:21,883 - Partner, are you saying I'm in employment Mr. McCrae? 117 00:08:21,883 --> 00:08:23,186 - If you want the job. 118 00:08:23,186 --> 00:08:26,257 - Want it, Auntie Jean I'm a working man. 119 00:08:26,257 --> 00:08:28,033 Is this permanent Mr. McCrae? 120 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:31,081 - The job's yours boy for as long as you want it. 121 00:08:31,081 --> 00:08:32,631 - Auntie Jean? 122 00:08:32,631 --> 00:08:35,416 - That's a generous offer Frankie. 123 00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:37,782 We don't belong here you know that. 124 00:08:37,782 --> 00:08:39,782 We're guests that's all. 125 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,644 Ah maybe your Auntie's right to be 126 00:08:42,644 --> 00:08:45,535 cautious about Lochdubh Frankie. 127 00:08:45,535 --> 00:08:47,799 Now see this is a fine area to live in, 128 00:08:47,799 --> 00:08:50,429 but it does have its drawbacks. 129 00:08:50,429 --> 00:08:52,118 There's always been a chronic shortage 130 00:08:52,118 --> 00:08:55,009 of women for one thing and unless a man's 131 00:08:55,009 --> 00:08:57,639 quick off his mark he'll spend 132 00:08:57,639 --> 00:09:00,094 many a long night in a cold bed before 133 00:09:00,094 --> 00:09:03,194 blessed death comes knocking at his door. 134 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:04,726 - Is there something wrong father? 135 00:09:04,726 --> 00:09:05,893 - What? 136 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:06,901 - Well you look as though you're 137 00:09:06,901 --> 00:09:08,593 about to have a fit or something. 138 00:09:08,593 --> 00:09:10,090 - Aye Junior. 139 00:09:17,646 --> 00:09:20,813 - McCrae and McCrae funeral directors. 140 00:09:22,350 --> 00:09:23,850 Everything's fine. 141 00:09:29,229 --> 00:09:32,312 I'll let them know Hamish, thank you. 142 00:09:40,378 --> 00:09:41,211 Hamish. 143 00:09:42,767 --> 00:09:43,850 They're here. 144 00:10:00,704 --> 00:10:02,242 Thank you Barney. 145 00:10:02,242 --> 00:10:03,632 - Major. 146 00:10:03,632 --> 00:10:06,524 - How's your history of Lochdubh coming along Major? 147 00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:08,470 - Slowly, acting very sweet. 148 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:11,585 - Hemingway said writing was like trying to break rocks. 149 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:12,772 - If it wanted his rocks broken 150 00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:15,541 he should have tried the grocery trade. 151 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:17,404 No no no, the records say that 152 00:10:17,404 --> 00:10:21,601 a skirmish took place on Cairn Hill after the 45. 153 00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:23,430 Now I have never heard of that place. 154 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:24,263 Me neither. 155 00:10:24,263 --> 00:10:25,119 - Just about every hill in 156 00:10:25,119 --> 00:10:26,652 the district's got a cairn built on it. 157 00:10:26,652 --> 00:10:28,428 - No no you'll probably find that Cairn Hill 158 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,800 is the one hill without a cairn on it Barney. 159 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,524 - How so Ferdinand? 160 00:10:32,524 --> 00:10:34,044 - Your old Lochdubhians had a highly developed 161 00:10:34,044 --> 00:10:37,668 sense of irony Major, the one hill without a cairn on it 162 00:10:37,668 --> 00:10:39,287 is the one they'd call Cairn Hill. 163 00:10:39,287 --> 00:10:40,973 - That makes sense, I mean I've often 164 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,858 wondered about the Devils Hump. 165 00:10:42,858 --> 00:10:45,137 - Don't forget about Wee McPhee. 166 00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:48,082 - Precisely TV John Wee McPhee's a perfect example. 167 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,998 - Who the hell was Wee McPhee? 168 00:10:49,998 --> 00:10:54,521 - Wee McPhee was a bad hat Barney, very bad hat something... 169 00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:06,518 Yes gentlemen? 170 00:11:08,506 --> 00:11:12,285 - I'd like four malts please, single. 171 00:11:12,285 --> 00:11:13,535 Your very best. 172 00:11:14,918 --> 00:11:15,751 - Barney. 173 00:11:16,656 --> 00:11:18,073 - Hello I'm Andy. 174 00:11:19,725 --> 00:11:22,421 What's your name by the way? 175 00:11:22,421 --> 00:11:23,973 - He's a terrible man for the ladies. 176 00:11:23,973 --> 00:11:27,037 - Really well this should be interesting. 177 00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:30,589 His friend says he's a terrible one for the ladies Esme. 178 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:31,706 - Esme? 179 00:11:33,587 --> 00:11:36,337 Ignore them Esme's a lovely name. 180 00:11:37,575 --> 00:11:40,170 Can I buy you a drink Esme? 181 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:43,723 - It's a very kind offer Andy, but one I'll have to decline. 182 00:11:43,723 --> 00:11:44,905 I'm here with Mr. Campbell we're 183 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,648 stepping out together you see. 184 00:11:46,648 --> 00:11:47,796 - Stepping out. 185 00:11:49,504 --> 00:11:53,587 And which one of these gentleman is Mr. Campbell? 186 00:11:54,502 --> 00:11:55,585 - That would be me Sir. 187 00:11:55,585 --> 00:11:58,585 Rory Campbell local grocer, my card. 188 00:11:59,778 --> 00:12:03,804 - I don't want your card Mr. Campbell, I want Esme. 189 00:12:03,804 --> 00:12:05,843 Now what are you going to do about that? 190 00:12:05,843 --> 00:12:08,924 - Do, I'm not going to do anything at all. 191 00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:11,955 You see I'm what they call a 90's guy Andy. 192 00:12:11,955 --> 00:12:14,898 And if Esme prefers you to me then so be it. 193 00:12:14,898 --> 00:12:16,731 She is her own person. 194 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,081 And you are very pretty. 195 00:12:21,081 --> 00:12:22,683 Don't you think he's pretty major? 196 00:12:22,683 --> 00:12:25,191 - Yes yes these looks would have been 197 00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:27,089 very popular in the desert during 198 00:12:27,089 --> 00:12:29,490 those long desert nights when we soldier boys 199 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:32,592 huddled up and exchanged body heat. 200 00:12:32,592 --> 00:12:36,842 - Aye Major, Andy would have had lots and lots of friends. 201 00:12:42,191 --> 00:12:44,193 - What you saying about me? 202 00:12:44,193 --> 00:12:48,199 - They're just saying that you're pretty Andy, and you are. 203 00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:49,032 Unfortunately I've never been 204 00:12:49,032 --> 00:12:51,421 attracted by superficial qualities. 205 00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:56,018 No I've always been drawn more by a man's sexual energy. 206 00:12:56,018 --> 00:12:59,066 Andy if sexual energy generated light, 207 00:12:59,066 --> 00:13:02,758 Mr. Campbell here could illuminate a small city. 208 00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:06,206 He could matter of fact. 209 00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,331 Agnes what does your instinct tell 210 00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:11,444 you about Andy's sexual energy? 211 00:13:11,444 --> 00:13:14,635 - That it couldn't put a faint glow in a 40 watt bulb. 212 00:13:24,143 --> 00:13:25,397 - Shut it you. 213 00:13:25,397 --> 00:13:28,724 - Sorry sir but I have this image in my head 214 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:32,346 of Rory they're wired up to the national grid. 215 00:13:32,346 --> 00:13:36,247 I wasn't laughing at you or your friends. 216 00:13:36,247 --> 00:13:38,914 - You're a liar, I'll do you in. 217 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:46,040 You laugh at us once more and I'll do you in. 218 00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:50,782 - Do me in? 219 00:13:52,441 --> 00:13:54,358 Can anybody smell pomade? 220 00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:55,891 No. 221 00:13:55,891 --> 00:13:56,918 - No smell of pomade? 222 00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:57,998 No. 223 00:13:57,998 --> 00:14:00,785 - Oh well that's good news for me. 224 00:14:00,785 --> 00:14:03,414 But I'm afraid it's bad news for you sir. 225 00:14:03,414 --> 00:14:04,831 Here have an egg. 226 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,280 And another. 227 00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:11,430 - Whoa bravo. 228 00:14:12,486 --> 00:14:14,248 - And another. 229 00:14:16,286 --> 00:14:18,654 Well blow me it's not working. 230 00:14:18,654 --> 00:14:19,873 Let the man go John. 231 00:14:19,873 --> 00:14:21,267 - I'll let him go Hamish when he 232 00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:23,934 apologizes for being a nuisance. 233 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,233 - Mr. Flood. 234 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:33,081 - I'm torry. 235 00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:38,142 - There you go John you heard the man. 236 00:14:38,142 --> 00:14:40,528 He said he was torry. 237 00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:49,149 You and your friends wait in the car for Mr. Flood. 238 00:14:51,186 --> 00:14:54,773 And you wait in the Land Rover okay. 239 00:14:54,773 --> 00:14:57,333 - Where did he get off it, the eggs? 240 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:58,166 Did anybody see? 241 00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,318 - He must of have had them in his pocket. 242 00:14:59,318 --> 00:15:01,547 - Will you shut up about the eggs? 243 00:15:01,547 --> 00:15:02,991 What about my nose? 244 00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:05,763 - What about my manhood? 245 00:15:05,763 --> 00:15:07,121 - I don't know Tam. 246 00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:08,706 You said if we put pressure on these people 247 00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:11,249 they would hand over Jean Foley and the boy. 248 00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:13,321 - Aye, it's true you did Tam. 249 00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:17,009 - I know what I said, and it'll work. 250 00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:18,337 - But Tam how can we pressure people 251 00:15:18,337 --> 00:15:19,991 that aren't scared of us? 252 00:15:19,991 --> 00:15:21,436 They're all loonies. 253 00:15:21,436 --> 00:15:22,534 I mean you can't do me in 254 00:15:22,534 --> 00:15:24,571 because there's no smell of pomade. 255 00:15:24,571 --> 00:15:25,790 That's not rational talk Tam. 256 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:27,024 - It's just a set back right. 257 00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:30,857 So we up the ante, we'll do one of the men in. 258 00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,418 We'll do in the egg man. 259 00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:35,682 You and Tony come back here tonight. 260 00:15:35,682 --> 00:15:38,956 You follow the egg man and then you do him in. 261 00:15:38,956 --> 00:15:40,662 - Sorry about your nose Mr. Flood. 262 00:15:40,662 --> 00:15:42,327 - Forget it. 263 00:15:42,327 --> 00:15:44,981 - Very wise, I tell you gents I do my best 264 00:15:44,981 --> 00:15:48,583 to keep the peace in this town but I'm only one man. 265 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,154 - Well you've got my sympathies Constable. 266 00:15:50,154 --> 00:15:51,303 They're all nutters. 267 00:15:51,303 --> 00:15:53,880 - That's probably 'cause they're all related Mr. Scrimegour. 268 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:54,978 One big happy family. 269 00:15:54,978 --> 00:15:56,145 What? 270 00:15:57,468 --> 00:15:58,635 - In breeding. 271 00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:02,466 - And there's a lot of that around here is there? 272 00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:03,650 - Well put it this way. 273 00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,904 There's cars in this town where hair 274 00:16:04,904 --> 00:16:07,586 is growing underneath the mud flaps. 275 00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:10,111 Don't upset these people. 276 00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:23,468 - Those men are criminals Hamish, drugs, extortion. 277 00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:24,301 - Shut up. 278 00:16:28,919 --> 00:16:30,669 - Where are we doing? 279 00:16:31,984 --> 00:16:32,817 - Nauthan. 280 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:37,334 - I met Isobel Sutherland in Glasgow Mr. McIver. 281 00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:39,981 I'd help set up a community center where we lived 282 00:16:39,981 --> 00:16:43,114 and Isobel's paper sent her to cover the opening. 283 00:16:43,114 --> 00:16:45,014 We became friends. 284 00:16:45,014 --> 00:16:46,805 When Flood and his men came after us, 285 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,559 Isobel suggested we come here. 286 00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,374 - And what do they want these men? 287 00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:54,891 - Money, Frankie's father worked for Flood. 288 00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:57,364 - Until he went and ripped him off Mr. McIver. 289 00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:00,098 - For a 208,000 pounds. 290 00:17:00,098 --> 00:17:04,084 - Next thing I'm at school and my dad comes up. 291 00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:06,447 I mean we hardly even know each other 292 00:17:06,447 --> 00:17:10,140 on account him be well a dodgy character. 293 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,039 So you can imagine my surprise 294 00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:14,337 when he tells me is off to live in Amsterdam. 295 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,427 He shoves this bag of money at me for my future. 296 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:17,844 - 104,000 pounds. 297 00:17:19,754 --> 00:17:21,303 Tell them what you did then. 298 00:17:21,303 --> 00:17:23,780 - I knew where that money came from Mr. McIver. 299 00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,725 It was ground out of people in one way or another. 300 00:17:26,725 --> 00:17:29,703 So I couldn't use it for personal things. 301 00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:31,984 So I wondered what to do it, when Tuska said-- 302 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,029 - Who's Tuska? 303 00:17:33,029 --> 00:17:35,221 - Tuska Gray, my pal. 304 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,833 Him and me were doing this project on charity. 305 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,639 When Tuska said we had the chance to do something practical. 306 00:17:40,639 --> 00:17:42,886 - Like make some charitable donations. 307 00:17:42,886 --> 00:17:45,375 - 52 donations Mr. McIver, 308 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:49,678 of 2,000 pounds to 52 different charities. 309 00:17:49,678 --> 00:17:52,914 - I know 2000's not a fortune these days Mr. McIver. 310 00:17:52,914 --> 00:17:54,711 But it's the thought that counts right? 311 00:17:54,711 --> 00:17:56,870 - Oh absolutely. 312 00:17:56,870 --> 00:18:01,037 - Anyway, it seems that Flood and his crew caught up 313 00:18:02,042 --> 00:18:06,209 with Mr. Brice, found out what he'd done with the money. 314 00:18:08,643 --> 00:18:12,700 - Hamish suggested Nauthan instead a Lochdubh. 315 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:16,234 - I phoned Tuska to say I was coming to Lochdubh to lie low. 316 00:18:16,234 --> 00:18:18,048 Well I couldn't just leave him Mr. McIver. 317 00:18:18,048 --> 00:18:22,215 People worry, especially Tuska, we've been pals for years. 318 00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:26,281 - Hamish. 319 00:18:28,705 --> 00:18:30,760 - And there you have it. 320 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,553 So we don't go prodding these people with sticks. 321 00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:35,803 And we don't go to twisting their nose. 322 00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:45,949 - Did you really twist Floods nose Mr. McIver? 323 00:18:45,949 --> 00:18:46,782 - I did. 324 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,909 - Then they'll come after you. 325 00:18:48,909 --> 00:18:51,225 - Good, because if they do 326 00:18:51,225 --> 00:18:53,663 they'll be leaving you alone won't they? 327 00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:54,882 - You're not scared? 328 00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:58,714 - No why should I be scared when there's no smell of pomade? 329 00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,090 - Pomade? 330 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:02,580 - Hair oil, but that's a wee something 331 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:06,580 that I don't like to go into too deeply Frankie. 332 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,780 Just let Flood come, just let him try. 333 00:19:19,298 --> 00:19:20,622 - Don't miss 334 00:19:20,622 --> 00:19:22,694 - I won't miss. 335 00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:29,660 - Find somewhere outside to stash the guns. 336 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:32,967 When this is done we'll certainly be questioned. 337 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:36,717 They might even hit us with a search warrant. 338 00:20:01,062 --> 00:20:02,906 - What happened to your wife Mr. McCrae? 339 00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:05,068 - Well she died Frankie, 340 00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:07,924 shortly after Lachie Junior was born. 341 00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:10,501 - Same as my mom only I was ten. 342 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:14,228 That's when I went to stay with my Auntie Jean. 343 00:20:14,228 --> 00:20:17,589 Mr. McCrae what exactly will I be doing as a partner? 344 00:20:17,589 --> 00:20:20,358 - Everything and anything boy. 345 00:20:20,358 --> 00:20:22,221 Flexibility you see that is the key 346 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,710 to success in modern business. 347 00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:26,105 - Do you think I'll be strong enough? 348 00:20:26,105 --> 00:20:27,289 - Strong enough, I'll have you built 349 00:20:27,289 --> 00:20:29,849 like a gorilla in no time flat boy. 350 00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:30,738 - That boiler suit looks far 351 00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:32,549 too big for him don't you think? 352 00:20:32,549 --> 00:20:34,935 - Frankie doesn't mind why should you? 353 00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:37,094 Unless you're getting a bit jealous. 354 00:20:37,094 --> 00:20:39,515 - He is my daddy Jean, not Frankie's. 355 00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:41,552 And that was my boiler suit. 356 00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:43,886 It's almost like I've never existed for him. 357 00:20:43,886 --> 00:20:45,401 What's wrong? 358 00:20:45,401 --> 00:20:46,234 - Nothing. 359 00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,615 Maybe you'll come to regret taking us in Lachie. 360 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,878 - Oh I could never come to regret that Jean. 361 00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:53,655 - Lachie seems pretty sweet on her. 362 00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:55,988 - Yeah, smitten is the word. 363 00:21:00,378 --> 00:21:03,144 Hamish is there nothing you can do about Flood? 364 00:21:03,144 --> 00:21:04,296 - Well if he steps out of line he'll be sorry 365 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:07,725 he ever had to Lochdubh, if he steps out of line. 366 00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,896 Meanwhile everybody just nods and smiles. 367 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,648 - Do you think you can rely on John McIver to nod and smile? 368 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,051 Yeah why not? 369 00:21:16,051 --> 00:21:19,708 - I just didn't get that impression from him. 370 00:21:24,585 --> 00:21:27,335 - Barney come and help here man. 371 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:29,851 - What is this then Mr. McCrae? 372 00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:32,674 - Preparation young Frankie for the annual 373 00:21:32,674 --> 00:21:35,674 McLopez sherry tasting extravaganza. 374 00:21:37,411 --> 00:21:40,232 - You mean everybody comes along and sips sherry? 375 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,043 - Some of us sip, others guzzle 'til 376 00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:45,460 they''re too blootered to remain upright. 377 00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:02,886 - Do him. 378 00:22:15,953 --> 00:22:16,786 Do him. 379 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,843 - John, John. 380 00:22:45,016 --> 00:22:46,725 What's the matter? 381 00:22:46,725 --> 00:22:47,725 - I heard a, 382 00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:51,564 I thought I heard a shot, you okay? 383 00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:53,314 - I'm perfectly fine. 384 00:22:54,370 --> 00:22:56,983 Away you and make yourself a cup of tea. 385 00:22:56,983 --> 00:23:00,081 I'm just overhauling some weapons for the Major. 386 00:23:00,081 --> 00:23:01,911 He's barely a minute to himself these days 387 00:23:01,911 --> 00:23:04,955 with all this historical research he's doing. 388 00:23:04,955 --> 00:23:07,693 - Thought you were shot John. 389 00:23:07,693 --> 00:23:09,193 Poachers? 390 00:23:11,193 --> 00:23:14,064 I've been sitting here thinking Hamish, 391 00:23:14,064 --> 00:23:17,567 thinking about Flood and those other rascals, 392 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:21,451 thinking they probably murdered that wee boy's father. 393 00:23:21,451 --> 00:23:22,513 - Aye probably. 394 00:23:22,513 --> 00:23:23,871 And thinking they would do the same 395 00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:25,630 to the wee boy and his auntie if they 396 00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:28,452 got a hold of them and find out the money was gone. 397 00:23:28,452 --> 00:23:29,321 - You're right again. 398 00:23:29,321 --> 00:23:31,412 - Not it's not right Hamish. 399 00:23:31,412 --> 00:23:33,363 We know why they're here and what they're 400 00:23:33,363 --> 00:23:35,017 capable of doing but we do nothing about it? 401 00:23:35,017 --> 00:23:36,637 - What do you want me to do John, 402 00:23:36,637 --> 00:23:38,535 get a rubber hose and beat Flood about the ears? 403 00:23:38,535 --> 00:23:40,747 I'm being practical, the guys done nothing. 404 00:23:40,747 --> 00:23:42,105 - Oh so we sit and wait until he does aye? 405 00:23:42,105 --> 00:23:44,926 Wait and tell they harm the wee boy-- 406 00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:47,397 - No no no now wait a minute. 407 00:23:47,397 --> 00:23:48,949 Flood doesn't even they're still in the area 408 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:51,593 so why should I alert him to that fact? 409 00:23:51,593 --> 00:23:55,323 We play it calm and nobody gets hot. 410 00:23:55,323 --> 00:23:58,323 Anyway I've already talked to Flood. 411 00:23:59,674 --> 00:24:02,184 I've told them what a mess you all are. 412 00:24:02,184 --> 00:24:06,351 I told them you're all dangerous and kind of inbred. 413 00:24:09,203 --> 00:24:10,036 Sorry. 414 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:15,542 - Oh no there's an element of truth in that. 415 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:20,052 Well not the inbreeding of course for the dangerous bit. 416 00:24:20,052 --> 00:24:22,385 Take Wee McPhee for example. 417 00:24:23,326 --> 00:24:24,214 - Wee McPhee? 418 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:27,881 - Aye a bad bad man Hamish, just like Flood. 419 00:24:29,073 --> 00:24:31,302 Well the villagers lured him into the bog 420 00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:34,350 and that was the end of Wee McPhee. 421 00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:37,683 - Wee McPhee's bog, when was that again? 422 00:24:38,892 --> 00:24:39,725 - 1897. 423 00:24:41,316 --> 00:24:43,786 - As recently as that? 424 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:47,219 - Oh nothing much changes around here Hamish. 425 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:50,998 And who do they think they are this Flood and his men 426 00:24:50,998 --> 00:24:55,126 that they can go around snuffing out lives huh? 427 00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:58,126 Who the hell do they think they are? 428 00:25:00,072 --> 00:25:00,905 - Aye. 429 00:25:12,314 --> 00:25:13,897 - So it's done aye? 430 00:25:18,331 --> 00:25:22,498 - He's done him in, the egg man, he's done him in. 431 00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:28,256 I had him in my sights, 432 00:25:29,093 --> 00:25:30,843 I was ready to shoot, 433 00:25:31,932 --> 00:25:33,599 then he disappeared. 434 00:25:35,187 --> 00:25:37,784 Next thing he's in the woods a long ways from me, 435 00:25:37,784 --> 00:25:40,701 strutting about like a dark shadow. 436 00:25:42,677 --> 00:25:44,844 Next thing there's a shot. 437 00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:49,247 Tony's mincemeat. 438 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:53,161 - Where's Tony, where is he? 439 00:25:53,161 --> 00:25:56,494 - Look I got him in the boot of the car. 440 00:26:08,558 --> 00:26:11,135 Good there, somebody gonna say a few words? 441 00:26:11,135 --> 00:26:12,802 - I'll say one word. 442 00:26:14,161 --> 00:26:15,911 Revenge, do you hear? 443 00:26:22,274 --> 00:26:26,024 - Tam, I've been thinking about that egg man. 444 00:26:29,062 --> 00:26:32,978 You know they called him TV John in the pub. 445 00:26:32,978 --> 00:26:37,016 TV, that good stands for terribly violent. 446 00:26:37,016 --> 00:26:39,698 - I don't care what it stands for. 447 00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:43,865 - Anyway I'm more violent than him, and I'll prove it. 448 00:26:45,497 --> 00:26:48,080 I'm gonna do him in personally. 449 00:26:51,256 --> 00:26:54,635 That man was going to Tibet this year, 450 00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:56,718 and now look where he is. 451 00:27:17,727 --> 00:27:20,310 You buried him with his mobile. 452 00:27:21,537 --> 00:27:23,704 He's still got his mobile. 453 00:27:26,016 --> 00:27:26,971 - You want me to dig him up. 454 00:27:26,971 --> 00:27:28,803 - Dig him up? 455 00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:30,220 Well that's sick. 456 00:27:32,582 --> 00:27:34,027 Whoever it is will ring off. 457 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:35,403 - Well what if it rings again Tam 458 00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:38,660 some passing shepherd hears it? 459 00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:39,809 - Do you see any sheep? 460 00:27:39,809 --> 00:27:40,642 - No. 461 00:27:40,642 --> 00:27:42,017 - Then why would there be a shepherd? 462 00:27:42,017 --> 00:27:46,096 I'm not exhuming Tony McCreary, now come on. 463 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:54,714 - Aye. 464 00:27:56,319 --> 00:27:57,277 Can I help? 465 00:27:57,277 --> 00:27:59,277 - No I'm just finishing. 466 00:28:00,986 --> 00:28:04,626 Trying to keep the place in some kind of order. 467 00:28:04,626 --> 00:28:08,793 I'm thinking of trying to rent it out, or sell it. 468 00:28:11,592 --> 00:28:13,333 I'd just rent it out. 469 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,916 - Yeah. - Oh sure. 470 00:28:18,056 --> 00:28:19,431 - So how's Glasgow? 471 00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:20,431 - It's good. 472 00:28:22,636 --> 00:28:25,279 Yeah and possibly about to get even better. 473 00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:26,868 I've got a couple of interviews coming up. 474 00:28:26,868 --> 00:28:29,201 So you know fingers crossed. 475 00:28:34,983 --> 00:28:38,692 Did you come round for a particular reason? 476 00:28:38,692 --> 00:28:41,427 - Aye, just to say I had a word with John 477 00:28:41,427 --> 00:28:44,677 and you were right, he's talking tough. 478 00:28:45,571 --> 00:28:48,234 Getting on about this Wee McPhee character. 479 00:28:48,234 --> 00:28:49,400 Do you know the story? 480 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,233 - Yeah. 481 00:28:56,889 --> 00:29:00,556 - Well I'll be off then aye, keep the peace. 482 00:29:20,082 --> 00:29:23,749 - Lasagna, court pie, and Lancashire hotpot. 483 00:29:24,732 --> 00:29:28,392 - I can personally recommend the hotpot. 484 00:29:29,785 --> 00:29:32,711 - And the three individual fruit pies. 485 00:29:32,711 --> 00:29:33,791 - Microwavable? 486 00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:34,784 - That's right. 487 00:29:38,946 --> 00:29:42,011 - Now something for suppers? 488 00:29:42,011 --> 00:29:44,083 - We don't have suppers. 489 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,093 - No suppers? 490 00:29:45,093 --> 00:29:49,256 I never go to bed on an empty stomach no sir. 491 00:29:49,256 --> 00:29:53,423 I always make sure there's a damn good feed beforehand. 492 00:29:54,992 --> 00:29:55,825 Did you get it? 493 00:29:55,825 --> 00:29:58,575 - Yeah I get it, it's disgusting. 494 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,945 - Oh well just trying to brighten your day. 495 00:30:03,945 --> 00:30:06,592 But tell me something sir because I'm puzzled. 496 00:30:06,592 --> 00:30:08,438 How come you're only buying three of everything 497 00:30:08,438 --> 00:30:10,910 when there are four of you out there? 498 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,439 Economy drive is it? 499 00:30:18,101 --> 00:30:21,027 - Thank You Mr. Campbell, thanks for phoning. 500 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,194 - Thanks Rory. 501 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,591 Maybe they're getting fed up Jean. 502 00:30:27,591 --> 00:30:29,924 Drifting away one at a time. 503 00:30:30,968 --> 00:30:33,336 - I think that's too much to hope for Lachie. 504 00:30:33,336 --> 00:30:35,503 - Well it's a possibility. 505 00:30:36,852 --> 00:30:40,217 Of course if they are giving up, 506 00:30:40,217 --> 00:30:43,717 it would mean you and Frankie can move on. 507 00:30:44,952 --> 00:30:46,818 - I suppose it would. 508 00:30:46,818 --> 00:30:50,510 - But only if you want to of course. 509 00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:54,677 I mean as far as I'm, well you can stay as long as you like. 510 00:30:58,883 --> 00:31:00,593 - People might talk. 511 00:31:00,593 --> 00:31:03,926 - Let them you'd be my guest that's all. 512 00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:08,982 Not that I haven't noticed you in that way. 513 00:31:12,365 --> 00:31:16,532 But I am capable of self restraint I can assure you Jean. 514 00:31:19,923 --> 00:31:20,756 Oh yes. 515 00:31:22,745 --> 00:31:26,578 - Well you know why should I want more Lachie? 516 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:30,119 To be just a guest I mean? 517 00:31:30,999 --> 00:31:31,832 - No, no? 518 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:36,415 - Why shouldn't I not see you in that way? 519 00:31:36,415 --> 00:31:39,832 - You mean you've noticed me in that way? 520 00:31:41,971 --> 00:31:42,804 - Oh yes. 521 00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:51,497 - That's the hearse washed Lachie, anything else I can do? 522 00:31:51,497 --> 00:31:53,639 - You can wax it if you like Frankie. 523 00:31:53,639 --> 00:31:54,996 - Will that take him long? 524 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,663 - Oh, some time yes. 525 00:31:57,784 --> 00:31:59,856 - Then go and was it Frankie. 526 00:32:23,957 --> 00:32:24,790 - Rifle. 527 00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:51,297 I should have done it myself in the first place. 528 00:32:51,297 --> 00:32:52,130 - Look. 529 00:33:15,176 --> 00:33:17,593 My God lad, my God. 530 00:34:09,686 --> 00:34:11,269 - This is my fault. 531 00:34:12,316 --> 00:34:14,963 I should never of come here. 532 00:34:14,963 --> 00:34:19,130 - If that were true how come I'm still glad you're here? 533 00:34:27,954 --> 00:34:30,340 - Hamish said they might get away with it. 534 00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:31,754 You think they will John? 535 00:34:31,754 --> 00:34:36,648 - No I don't Frankie, not if I have anything to do with it. 536 00:34:36,648 --> 00:34:39,152 Go and get your Auntie Jean. 537 00:34:39,152 --> 00:34:42,485 Tell her I want to have a word with her. 538 00:34:49,099 --> 00:34:51,485 - Thanks a lot guys. 539 00:34:51,485 --> 00:34:55,652 And we'll be here if you want to speak to us again okay. 540 00:34:58,103 --> 00:34:59,252 - You shot the wrong man. 541 00:34:59,252 --> 00:35:00,767 - Anybody can make a mistake. 542 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,195 And what does it matter who I shot? 543 00:35:02,195 --> 00:35:03,397 It's the affect we're after. 544 00:35:03,397 --> 00:35:04,633 - He'll have us and again. 545 00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:05,675 - Of course he will, look what's up with you two? 546 00:35:05,675 --> 00:35:07,977 I mean what do you expect. 547 00:35:07,977 --> 00:35:09,336 - It's just that things have a habit 548 00:35:09,336 --> 00:35:11,478 of going wrong for us in this blessed town. 549 00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:13,933 It's just that I'm beginning to feel 550 00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:15,738 there's something about this place. 551 00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:17,097 - Joe is right Tam. 552 00:35:17,097 --> 00:35:21,050 Remember what that cop said, these people are all retards. 553 00:35:21,050 --> 00:35:23,452 And we've just popped one of their members. 554 00:35:23,452 --> 00:35:24,846 - One of their relatives. 555 00:35:24,846 --> 00:35:28,346 - Will you stop going on about this place? 556 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:00,941 - It's him. 557 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,342 - I want to give you your money back. 558 00:36:09,342 --> 00:36:11,170 - Didn't I say it wasn't your fate we were after? 559 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:12,253 Didn't I say? 560 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,601 - That's a tree. 561 00:36:14,601 --> 00:36:17,212 Go there in hour and you'll find your money. 562 00:36:17,212 --> 00:36:18,937 But if I'm not back with Auntie Jean 563 00:36:18,937 --> 00:36:22,333 in five minutes you'll never see your money. 564 00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:24,998 - Feel free, let me tell you this young Frankie Brice. 565 00:36:24,998 --> 00:36:28,998 I'll be staying put, and if anything goes amiss. 566 00:36:30,339 --> 00:36:31,172 Grab it. 567 00:36:33,092 --> 00:36:34,466 - I heard the phone ringing. 568 00:36:34,466 --> 00:36:35,948 The sound was coming from under the ground 569 00:36:35,948 --> 00:36:38,874 and when I cleared the Earth away I found him Hamish. 570 00:36:38,874 --> 00:36:40,302 I answered the phone and this man said 571 00:36:40,302 --> 00:36:41,605 he had a load of gear to shift 572 00:36:41,605 --> 00:36:45,688 and I said it was the Major and he just rang off. 573 00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:51,022 Hamish why wouldn't you let me report this? 574 00:36:54,292 --> 00:36:57,292 - Because I think I know who did it. 575 00:37:02,841 --> 00:37:05,174 Pass us the phone Major aye. 576 00:37:13,046 --> 00:37:14,963 - No, no change Hamish. 577 00:37:18,062 --> 00:37:18,895 TV John? 578 00:37:19,908 --> 00:37:21,632 He left ages ago. 579 00:37:21,632 --> 00:37:25,202 He wanted to show Jean and Frankie Wee McPhee's bog. 580 00:37:25,202 --> 00:37:29,369 Something about daft Wee but I just suppose, Hamish? 581 00:37:30,615 --> 00:37:31,448 Hamish? 582 00:37:40,662 --> 00:37:44,579 - No more than three sheep abreast, this is it. 583 00:37:52,646 --> 00:37:54,479 Come on, let's go now. 584 00:38:03,184 --> 00:38:06,267 - Joe, look Joe, the tree, the tree. 585 00:38:18,761 --> 00:38:20,871 - I'm sinking give me a hand. 586 00:38:20,871 --> 00:38:23,343 - I'm sinking as well. 587 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,176 Sinking! 588 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:29,053 - Oh isn't that a sight for sore eyes? 589 00:38:30,381 --> 00:38:31,631 Drop your guns. 590 00:38:32,624 --> 00:38:35,207 I've always wanted to say that. 591 00:38:36,895 --> 00:38:39,192 - Get us out of here. 592 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:40,674 We're sinking. 593 00:38:40,674 --> 00:38:43,390 - Of course you are, you're in the middle of the bog man. 594 00:38:43,390 --> 00:38:46,038 Now Frankie you had something 595 00:38:46,038 --> 00:38:49,190 you wanted to say to these gents. 596 00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:51,767 - It was just that when the swamp waters 597 00:38:51,767 --> 00:38:54,031 start bubbling up your nostrils 598 00:38:54,031 --> 00:38:56,365 I would like you to think about something. 599 00:38:56,365 --> 00:38:58,597 There's no money 'cause I spent it. 600 00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:00,373 I'm afraid he's right. 601 00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:03,369 - You can't leave us here, we'll die. 602 00:39:03,369 --> 00:39:05,441 Mr. McCrae might die. 603 00:39:05,441 --> 00:39:09,115 - That wasn't us, that was Flood, Flood did that. 604 00:39:09,115 --> 00:39:10,734 - Mr. McIver can we go? 605 00:39:10,734 --> 00:39:11,763 I don't want to watch this. 606 00:39:11,763 --> 00:39:14,218 - Oh I think so Frankie. 607 00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:15,699 I think we've heard enough. 608 00:39:15,699 --> 00:39:19,025 - You can't do this, it's barbaric. 609 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:21,358 What kind of people are you? 610 00:39:30,728 --> 00:39:32,555 - Joe, Andy. 611 00:39:32,555 --> 00:39:35,113 - Tam, they're doing us in Tam. 612 00:39:35,113 --> 00:39:37,696 Hurry Tam, they're doing us in. 613 00:39:49,051 --> 00:39:51,469 Hamish, I was just coming to get you. 614 00:39:51,469 --> 00:39:54,798 - No no no John, I'm coming to get you. 615 00:39:54,798 --> 00:39:56,017 Who was in the car? 616 00:39:56,017 --> 00:39:58,629 Scrimegour and Glass but we've taken care of them. 617 00:39:58,629 --> 00:39:59,657 Right Frankie? 618 00:39:59,657 --> 00:40:00,490 - Right. 619 00:40:00,490 --> 00:40:03,453 - Just let you took care of McCreary? 620 00:40:03,453 --> 00:40:04,829 - I don't know what you mean? 621 00:40:04,829 --> 00:40:06,031 - I've got a dead body in my park 622 00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:07,528 John and it's full of holes. 623 00:40:07,528 --> 00:40:09,061 Now where are the men that were in the car? 624 00:40:09,061 --> 00:40:11,830 - There in the Wee McPhee bog Hamish. 625 00:40:11,830 --> 00:40:12,663 - This isn't happening. 626 00:40:12,663 --> 00:40:14,163 You actually think you can go 627 00:40:14,163 --> 00:40:15,918 about committing mass body murder? 628 00:40:15,918 --> 00:40:18,134 - But Mr. Macbeth they're not dead. 629 00:40:18,134 --> 00:40:19,510 And Mr. McIver did get them to admit 630 00:40:19,510 --> 00:40:22,940 that Flood shot Lachlan, that was the whole idea. 631 00:40:22,940 --> 00:40:23,773 - I did. 632 00:40:25,027 --> 00:40:27,294 - Wee McPhee was actually over six foot tall 633 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:30,411 but being ironic the villagers called him Wee. 634 00:40:30,411 --> 00:40:32,515 - Because he was tall, 635 00:40:32,515 --> 00:40:35,009 about as tall as Scrimgeour and Glass. 636 00:40:35,009 --> 00:40:36,071 - McPhee touched bottom when the bog 637 00:40:36,071 --> 00:40:37,707 had only reached his nostrils. 638 00:40:37,707 --> 00:40:38,944 - So the villagers just left him there 639 00:40:38,944 --> 00:40:40,460 'til he starved to death Hamish. 640 00:40:40,460 --> 00:40:41,377 - Hey John. 641 00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:46,437 Tony McCreary? 642 00:40:48,854 --> 00:40:50,739 - I never touched the man. 643 00:40:56,137 --> 00:40:58,974 - Andy, I think I can feel something Andy. 644 00:40:58,974 --> 00:41:01,935 I think it's a root or something. 645 00:41:01,935 --> 00:41:04,514 Something to hold on to. 646 00:41:15,938 --> 00:41:16,771 - Daddy? 647 00:41:23,061 --> 00:41:24,728 - Who the hell else? 648 00:41:25,601 --> 00:41:27,780 Daddy? 649 00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:30,030 - Of course I'm your daddy. 650 00:41:31,472 --> 00:41:33,161 What is all this? 651 00:41:33,161 --> 00:41:35,328 - Daddy, you've been shot. 652 00:41:37,149 --> 00:41:38,816 - Shot, in Lochdubh? 653 00:41:42,198 --> 00:41:43,819 Never. 654 00:41:43,819 --> 00:41:44,652 - Daddy. 655 00:41:45,491 --> 00:41:48,561 - Where's McIver with that whiskey he went for? 656 00:42:02,297 --> 00:42:05,047 - Joe, Andy they'll pay for this. 657 00:42:07,765 --> 00:42:09,348 I'll make them pay! 658 00:42:14,243 --> 00:42:16,002 They would have left us to die out there. 659 00:42:16,002 --> 00:42:18,196 This is hell, I'm in hell. 660 00:42:18,196 --> 00:42:20,788 - Well I told you what they were like Mr. Scrimegour. 661 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,682 - I demand to be taken to Inverness. 662 00:42:23,682 --> 00:42:27,183 We're serious criminals, we should be in Inverness not here. 663 00:42:27,183 --> 00:42:31,362 - Well you buys won't be going to Inverness, no no no. 664 00:42:31,362 --> 00:42:33,292 I mean what have you done? 665 00:42:33,292 --> 00:42:35,124 Flood told to check in on you two. 666 00:42:35,124 --> 00:42:36,743 Now you'll be here for a couple of weeks yet. 667 00:42:36,743 --> 00:42:37,632 - Weeks? 668 00:42:37,632 --> 00:42:39,964 - We were with Flood, they'll come for us, the villagers. 669 00:42:39,964 --> 00:42:41,541 - I'll do my best to keep you safe. 670 00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:45,208 - You're only one man, you said it yourself. 671 00:42:48,514 --> 00:42:51,545 - Tell me where Flood is and I'll see what I can do. 672 00:42:51,545 --> 00:42:54,540 - We don't know where Flood is. 673 00:42:54,540 --> 00:42:55,373 Listen. 674 00:42:58,006 --> 00:43:02,173 If I admit to a serious crime will it take me to Inverness? 675 00:43:03,129 --> 00:43:04,748 - Well it depends how serious it is. 676 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:07,831 - It's serious, I shot Tony McCleary. 677 00:43:09,115 --> 00:43:10,234 - What? 678 00:43:10,234 --> 00:43:11,714 - What? 679 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:12,964 - Accidentally. 680 00:43:13,874 --> 00:43:17,130 Flood sent us to do in McIver. 681 00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:19,047 I had him in my sights. 682 00:43:21,449 --> 00:43:24,848 But when I tried to pull the trigger it wouldn't budge. 683 00:43:24,848 --> 00:43:26,154 When Tony and me started back 684 00:43:26,154 --> 00:43:29,289 I thought maybe I'd forgot to load up. 685 00:43:29,289 --> 00:43:33,206 So I broke open the shooter, but it was loaded. 686 00:43:34,197 --> 00:43:35,262 Then when I snapped it shut. 687 00:43:40,957 --> 00:43:41,790 Tony? 688 00:43:43,969 --> 00:43:46,878 You feel stupid don't you? 689 00:43:46,878 --> 00:43:48,711 Shooting an associate? 690 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:53,772 So I came back and I said McIver did it. 691 00:43:53,772 --> 00:43:56,143 Is that serious or what? 692 00:43:56,143 --> 00:43:57,893 - Aye that's serious. 693 00:44:00,409 --> 00:44:04,159 I thank you for your honesty Mr. Scrimegour. 694 00:44:06,453 --> 00:44:07,881 I'll see what I can do about 695 00:44:07,881 --> 00:44:11,448 getting you boys sent to Inverness. 696 00:44:21,497 --> 00:44:22,497 - Apologies? 697 00:44:26,843 --> 00:44:27,843 - Apologies. 698 00:44:30,881 --> 00:44:33,374 You're a lucky man John McIver. 699 00:44:33,374 --> 00:44:34,874 - Lucky, I wonder. 700 00:44:38,006 --> 00:44:41,193 You see I have this recurring dream of my own death Hamish. 701 00:44:41,193 --> 00:44:42,967 And just before the darkness comes 702 00:44:42,967 --> 00:44:45,073 there's always a strong smell of pomade. 703 00:44:45,073 --> 00:44:48,368 Well there was no smell of pomade 704 00:44:48,368 --> 00:44:50,423 when they tried to kill me. 705 00:44:50,423 --> 00:44:51,712 Maybe the gun didn't go off because 706 00:44:51,712 --> 00:44:53,871 that's not how I meant to die. 707 00:44:53,871 --> 00:44:58,155 - So if there's no strong smell of pomade you could 708 00:44:58,155 --> 00:45:01,987 I don't know jump in front of a train and not get killed? 709 00:45:01,987 --> 00:45:06,154 - I don't know, but I am not about to put it to the test. 710 00:45:12,505 --> 00:45:13,338 - Pomade. 711 00:45:18,113 --> 00:45:20,600 There we go. 712 00:45:25,197 --> 00:45:29,865 - Major lovely to see you, I'm glad you're here. 713 00:45:29,865 --> 00:45:33,943 Try this ma'am there's plenty more where that came from. 714 00:45:46,096 --> 00:45:48,641 - Now that doesn't taste like sherry. 715 00:45:48,641 --> 00:45:53,326 - I'm thinking of naming it el Lachlan this year 716 00:45:53,326 --> 00:45:55,903 in honor of your father Lachie Junior. 717 00:45:55,903 --> 00:45:57,140 - So well put Mr. McLopez. 718 00:45:57,140 --> 00:45:59,369 - I'm sure that would speed up the recovery. 719 00:45:59,369 --> 00:46:03,286 - Well you tell him we were all asking for him. 720 00:46:04,315 --> 00:46:05,898 I'll see you later. 721 00:46:08,094 --> 00:46:09,973 - So what do you think Frankie? 722 00:46:09,973 --> 00:46:12,654 - I think I'm gonna enjoy it here Lachie. 723 00:46:12,654 --> 00:46:13,667 - Jean? 724 00:46:13,667 --> 00:46:15,000 - Oh I think so. 725 00:46:41,060 --> 00:46:42,538 - Hey. 726 00:46:42,538 --> 00:46:43,371 - Hi. 727 00:46:43,371 --> 00:46:44,839 - Not dancing? 728 00:46:44,839 --> 00:46:45,672 - Nah. 729 00:46:46,564 --> 00:46:48,723 - You're worried about Flood? 730 00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:52,554 - No he'll be miles away by now, I hope. 731 00:47:08,753 --> 00:47:10,586 - I've found him boys. 732 00:47:12,289 --> 00:47:14,372 Just like I said I would. 733 00:48:01,759 --> 00:48:02,592 Easy Tam. 734 00:48:05,224 --> 00:48:06,057 Easy. 735 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,033 Easy. 736 00:48:43,015 --> 00:48:43,848 Oh no. 737 00:49:05,428 --> 00:49:06,261 - Cheers. 738 00:49:06,261 --> 00:49:07,094 - Cheers. 739 00:49:19,914 --> 00:49:21,831 Help, somebody. 740 00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:26,793 Help. 741 00:49:29,478 --> 00:49:30,311 Somebody. 742 00:49:31,810 --> 00:49:32,643 Help.