1 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:47,541 So, this is my island. 2 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,833 What do you think of it? 3 00:01:51,751 --> 00:01:55,547 it's stunning. 4 00:01:55,547 --> 00:01:57,729 There's really no dells here? 5 00:01:57,729 --> 00:02:00,042 - There was a base on the island during the war. 6 00:02:00,042 --> 00:02:01,988 Radar or something. 7 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:06,171 Now there's just the sea, the sand, and the birds ... 8 00:02:06,171 --> 00:02:07,004 - And us. 9 00:02:08,402 --> 00:02:12,205 Still, it's a long way to come just to teach me how to sail. 10 00:02:12,205 --> 00:02:15,168 - You really think that's why I brought you here? 11 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:18,335 Are you thick or what, Hamish Macbeth? 12 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:53,625 - It's dinnertime. 13 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,275 Come and get it. 14 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,990 It's terrible, terrible! 15 00:03:46,990 --> 00:03:48,492 - What is, Douglas? 16 00:03:48,492 --> 00:03:49,739 Or do you prefer Dougie? 17 00:03:49,739 --> 00:03:52,047 - I prefer Constable actually, Mr. McIver. 18 00:03:52,047 --> 00:03:53,393 There is no crime. 19 00:03:53,393 --> 00:03:55,168 According to the logbook, this man Macbeth 20 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,256 has barely made an arrest since he got here. 21 00:03:57,256 --> 00:03:59,790 They've sent me to a place with no crime. 22 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:02,167 - It is only for the month, Constable. 23 00:04:02,167 --> 00:04:04,167 Until Macbeth gets back. 24 00:04:05,135 --> 00:04:06,853 - He will be comin' back, won't he? 25 00:04:06,853 --> 00:04:08,614 What did you say was wrong with him? 26 00:04:08,614 --> 00:04:10,650 - Depression, brought on by-- 27 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,189 - Depression, oh, well surprise, surprise, Mr. McKeever. 28 00:04:13,189 --> 00:04:14,734 What's a crime fighter supposed to do in a place 29 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:16,886 with no crime but get depressed? 30 00:04:16,886 --> 00:04:18,192 No, I don't believe it. 31 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:20,016 No disrespect to Macbeth, but there has to be 32 00:04:20,016 --> 00:04:22,233 crime in that street and I'm gonna find it. 33 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:23,066 - Oh, God. 34 00:04:25,378 --> 00:04:26,211 - What? 35 00:04:26,211 --> 00:04:29,378 - I said, thank God, Constable Duggan. 36 00:04:30,421 --> 00:04:34,202 When Macbeth started to crack, I began to worry. 37 00:04:34,202 --> 00:04:36,799 Could I hope to find another one like him? 38 00:04:36,799 --> 00:04:37,836 I feared not. 39 00:04:37,836 --> 00:04:39,419 I feared the worst. 40 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,862 But then you walked through that door, 41 00:04:42,862 --> 00:04:46,155 a man parched with the thirst for justice. 42 00:04:46,155 --> 00:04:47,757 A man I could work on, 43 00:04:47,757 --> 00:04:48,714 With! 44 00:04:48,714 --> 00:04:52,881 A man I could work with, just like I worked with Macbeth. 45 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,822 You're right, Constable Duggan, there is crime here 46 00:04:56,822 --> 00:04:58,924 and Macbeth about broke himself in two 47 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,389 tryin' to fight it. 48 00:05:00,389 --> 00:05:04,556 You forget about Chicago, and Detroit, and Philly. 49 00:05:06,581 --> 00:05:10,482 This is the crime capital of the world. 50 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:13,270 - Here? 51 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:15,139 - Relatively speakin', I mean. 52 00:05:15,139 --> 00:05:17,639 Crimes per head of population. 53 00:05:18,571 --> 00:05:19,404 - Here? 54 00:05:19,404 --> 00:05:21,289 - You go and unpack your bags, Constable. 55 00:05:21,289 --> 00:05:22,964 And I'll work us up a strategy. 56 00:05:22,964 --> 00:05:25,345 But remember one thing. 57 00:05:25,345 --> 00:05:27,762 This is not going to be easy. 58 00:05:29,838 --> 00:05:31,401 Stop! 59 00:05:31,401 --> 00:05:32,626 Please, 60 00:05:32,626 --> 00:05:33,959 come no further. 61 00:05:38,139 --> 00:05:39,806 Do you have a radio? 62 00:05:40,691 --> 00:05:41,774 On your boat? 63 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:47,000 - Uh, my boat caught fire, it sank. 64 00:05:49,431 --> 00:05:52,348 I heard you singin', from up there. 65 00:05:54,465 --> 00:05:57,822 - I hope I didn't sound too bad. 66 00:05:57,822 --> 00:05:59,394 Well it's difficult to whistle in the dark 67 00:05:59,394 --> 00:06:03,061 when there's no dark, so I thought I'd sing. 68 00:06:04,252 --> 00:06:05,669 What's your name? 69 00:06:06,695 --> 00:06:09,218 - It's MacBeth, Hamish. 70 00:06:09,218 --> 00:06:11,968 - I'm Belle Carter, Mr. Macbeth. 71 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:17,852 Can you see what's under my left foot? 72 00:06:17,852 --> 00:06:19,761 Yeah, it's a rock. 73 00:06:19,761 --> 00:06:22,428 - It's a land mine, Mr. Macbeth. 74 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,055 - Oh, I've walked this beach a half a dozen times at least-- 75 00:06:26,055 --> 00:06:27,472 - Oh, no, please! 76 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,413 For God's sake. 77 00:06:37,142 --> 00:06:38,983 A relic from the war. 78 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:42,154 There was a radar station here. 79 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:43,404 - Yeah, I know. 80 00:06:47,422 --> 00:06:49,352 - I guess that when they swept the beach 81 00:06:49,352 --> 00:06:50,852 this one got away. 82 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:53,805 Probably been unearthed by the winter storm. 83 00:06:53,805 --> 00:06:55,551 - If they'd been live, they wouldn't have orphaned them, 84 00:06:55,551 --> 00:06:57,648 it'd have blown up. 85 00:06:57,648 --> 00:07:00,271 - It's been here for over half a century, Mr. Macbeth. 86 00:07:00,271 --> 00:07:03,058 Who's to say what it'll do? 87 00:07:03,058 --> 00:07:06,058 Especially if I take my foot off it. 88 00:07:11,002 --> 00:07:13,669 - How are you feeling, you okay? 89 00:07:15,531 --> 00:07:18,281 - I've been here about two hours. 90 00:07:19,964 --> 00:07:20,877 My back hurts and 91 00:07:20,877 --> 00:07:24,155 I'm getting numbness in my legs. 92 00:07:24,155 --> 00:07:28,032 And the birds keep shitting on me. 93 00:07:28,032 --> 00:07:30,553 I hired a boatman from the mainland to drop me off. 94 00:07:30,553 --> 00:07:32,886 He's due back in three days. 95 00:07:34,707 --> 00:07:37,893 Mr. Macbeth, you should get to a safe distance. 96 00:07:37,893 --> 00:07:40,060 - You got a camp? - A tent. 97 00:07:41,618 --> 00:07:43,856 Back along the shore. 98 00:07:43,856 --> 00:07:47,606 I'll go and I'll bring back what I can, okay? 99 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:51,737 Don't go wanderin' off. 100 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:56,090 - Now, you go to it, Constable. 101 00:07:57,939 --> 00:08:01,406 - I don't want to appear ungrateful, Mr. McIver, but 102 00:08:01,406 --> 00:08:02,239 sausages? 103 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:05,733 - Sausages are just the start. 104 00:08:06,677 --> 00:08:07,510 Trust me. 105 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,542 - Mr. McIver. 106 00:08:18,542 --> 00:08:21,480 Is that the relief constable? 107 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,026 - He's a doughty man, Major. 108 00:08:23,026 --> 00:08:24,997 An keen as mustard, too. 109 00:08:24,997 --> 00:08:27,478 He wants to go around arresting people. 110 00:08:27,478 --> 00:08:29,470 - You'll put him right, of course. 111 00:08:29,470 --> 00:08:31,470 - That's in hand, Major. 112 00:08:32,489 --> 00:08:33,449 How are things? 113 00:08:33,449 --> 00:08:37,388 - Oh, like trying to get back in the knee, isn't it? 114 00:08:37,388 --> 00:08:39,971 - If there's anything I can do. 115 00:08:41,601 --> 00:08:42,738 Oh, Isobel. 116 00:08:42,738 --> 00:08:44,851 - Is Hamish around? - Oh, I saw him off 117 00:08:44,851 --> 00:08:46,668 about four this morning. 118 00:08:46,668 --> 00:08:47,501 - Oh. 119 00:08:49,483 --> 00:08:52,358 I got the Glasgow job. - Ah. 120 00:08:52,358 --> 00:08:53,956 - They've asked me to start earlier. 121 00:08:53,956 --> 00:08:55,789 - When? - In two weeks. 122 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,796 Do you suppose he'll be back by then? 123 00:08:59,796 --> 00:09:01,634 - Well, I honestly don't know, Isobel. 124 00:09:01,634 --> 00:09:04,506 I couldn't get a lot out of him. 125 00:09:04,506 --> 00:09:07,256 Maybe he'll call us. - Yeah, sure. 126 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,064 - Are you Lachlan McCrae, Sr? - That's me. 127 00:09:20,064 --> 00:09:21,916 - And are these sausages homemade? 128 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:24,932 - Yeah, they are. - I.e., made in your own home? 129 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,038 - That's right. 130 00:09:26,038 --> 00:09:27,563 Why, what's wrong? - I have reason to believe 131 00:09:27,563 --> 00:09:29,536 these sausages were made in conditions 132 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:32,817 which contravene health and safety legislation. 133 00:09:32,817 --> 00:09:35,024 - I've been makin' these sausages for years, boy. 134 00:09:35,024 --> 00:09:37,590 You know? - I have been making 135 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:39,141 these sausages 136 00:09:39,141 --> 00:09:39,974 for years, 137 00:09:41,309 --> 00:09:42,392 boy. 138 00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:45,761 - Is this some sort of joke-a-gram or somethin'? 139 00:09:45,761 --> 00:09:48,446 - Are you Bernard Meldon, 140 00:09:48,446 --> 00:09:50,107 alias Barney Meldon? 141 00:09:50,107 --> 00:09:51,464 - That's right. 142 00:09:51,464 --> 00:09:52,908 - Look, there's nothin' wrong with these sausages. 143 00:09:52,908 --> 00:09:55,156 As any of my customers will tell you. 144 00:09:55,156 --> 00:09:58,154 - As any of my customers will tell you. 145 00:09:58,154 --> 00:10:01,684 - Right, gentlemen. - I don't believe this. 146 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,517 Why am I here? 147 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:05,267 Yes, one on, TV John. 148 00:10:06,161 --> 00:10:08,201 - The relief man's determined to shine. 149 00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:10,643 Now despite the fact that he's a Grade-A nutter, 150 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,707 I'm sure that even he could make a few arrests 151 00:10:12,707 --> 00:10:14,939 in the month we've got him for. 152 00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:17,272 - Oh, and you think the brass'll be impressed? 153 00:10:17,272 --> 00:10:20,048 So impressed they'll maybe keep him here permanently? 154 00:10:20,048 --> 00:10:22,030 And shift Hamish elsewhere? 155 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:24,084 - Well, it's a possibility, Lachlan. 156 00:10:24,084 --> 00:10:26,293 So I thought I'd better keep him busy. 157 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,433 - Doing what? 158 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:28,854 - Makin' arrests. 159 00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:31,032 - But you just said, we need to get rid of him, 160 00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:33,580 because he wants to make arrests. 161 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:37,663 - Tell Barney about yon PC McCulloch, to save us. 162 00:10:38,654 --> 00:10:41,228 - You mean the man before the man before Hamish. 163 00:10:41,228 --> 00:10:42,645 - That's the one. 164 00:10:45,243 --> 00:10:46,571 - Right. 165 00:10:46,571 --> 00:10:48,904 Right, who was PC McCulloch? 166 00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:56,192 - Can I ask what you're doing, sir? 167 00:10:56,192 --> 00:10:58,056 - I'm typin' up the charge sheet, Mr. McIver. 168 00:10:58,056 --> 00:10:58,976 The sooner we formalize things, 169 00:10:58,976 --> 00:11:00,505 the sooner we can let those three out. 170 00:11:00,505 --> 00:11:02,203 - Ah, I see. 171 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,976 Well, let's hope that word of your first arrest 172 00:11:04,976 --> 00:11:06,756 doesn't reach the Five Families. 173 00:11:06,756 --> 00:11:08,688 Otherwise it'll cost us a major pinch. 174 00:11:08,688 --> 00:11:09,521 - Uh, 175 00:11:09,521 --> 00:11:11,293 the Five Families? 176 00:11:11,293 --> 00:11:12,126 - Aye. 177 00:11:13,163 --> 00:11:16,099 There's the Camerons, big Ardoch and his boys. 178 00:11:16,099 --> 00:11:19,846 There's the McDirks, the McPhees, the McGraws, 179 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:24,120 and the McLopez clan. - McLopez, is that Sicilian? 180 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,097 - Half Scottish, half Spanish. 181 00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:27,916 You see, when the Armada was scattered, 182 00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:30,426 those poor Spanish boys, they ended up all over the place. 183 00:11:30,426 --> 00:11:31,996 - Ah ah ah. 184 00:11:31,996 --> 00:11:35,252 What about these Five Families, Mr. McIver? 185 00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:39,419 - Each and every one of them keeps an illicit still. 186 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:41,880 - Illicit whiskey? 187 00:11:46,052 --> 00:11:48,042 - And a kind of ersatz sherry 188 00:11:48,042 --> 00:11:51,476 that the McLopez clan has perfected over the centuries. 189 00:11:51,476 --> 00:11:53,596 - This is heavy-duty stuff, Mr. McIver. 190 00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:57,763 - Oh, I can tell you where to find the lot of them. 191 00:11:58,816 --> 00:12:02,141 You bring them in, and I'll bang them up. 192 00:12:02,141 --> 00:12:04,802 - That's it, that's it. 193 00:12:04,802 --> 00:12:06,458 That's it. 194 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,791 You got a good grip? - Yeah. 195 00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:11,977 - Okay? 196 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,474 You okay? 197 00:12:15,474 --> 00:12:16,993 - Yes, 198 00:12:16,993 --> 00:12:17,826 thanks. 199 00:12:21,081 --> 00:12:22,659 - There you are. 200 00:12:48,996 --> 00:12:49,829 Look up. 201 00:12:52,252 --> 00:12:54,252 I'll get you cleaned up, 202 00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:56,576 get a fire goin', 203 00:12:57,713 --> 00:13:00,546 and I'll get you something to eat. 204 00:13:01,618 --> 00:13:04,285 - You're very kind, Mr. Macbeth. 205 00:13:05,771 --> 00:13:06,604 - Aye. 206 00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,258 Listen, I hope you don't mind me sayin' this, 207 00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:11,918 but you're now a wee bit on the mature side 208 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,444 to be here on your own. 209 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,578 Believe me, I've been places 210 00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:17,944 a lot rougher than this. 211 00:13:17,944 --> 00:13:19,111 A lot rougher. 212 00:13:20,429 --> 00:13:23,307 - This is you takin' things easy then? 213 00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:24,755 Comin' out here? 214 00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:25,922 - Not exactly. 215 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:30,384 I was a nurse on the station here. 216 00:13:30,384 --> 00:13:31,217 In 1945. 217 00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:35,103 It's where I met my husband. 218 00:13:35,103 --> 00:13:36,379 I was 19. 219 00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,046 He was a lieutenant. 220 00:13:39,759 --> 00:13:41,339 - Handsome, was he? 221 00:13:41,339 --> 00:13:42,172 - Oh, yes. 222 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:45,159 Very, Mr. Macbeth. 223 00:13:47,177 --> 00:13:51,344 We always had it in mind to come back to this place someday. 224 00:13:53,175 --> 00:13:54,258 We never did. 225 00:13:56,596 --> 00:13:58,679 He died three months ago. 226 00:14:00,618 --> 00:14:05,117 For some reason I wanted to come here more than ever. 227 00:14:05,117 --> 00:14:05,950 I felt 228 00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:08,755 compelled to, almost. 229 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:13,895 Crazy. 230 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,728 - No. 231 00:14:16,604 --> 00:14:18,437 I can understand that. 232 00:14:20,963 --> 00:14:23,317 - What brought you here? 233 00:14:23,317 --> 00:14:25,567 - I told you, my boat sank. 234 00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:29,536 - You also told me you'd been here before. 235 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,369 Several times. - Did I? 236 00:14:36,319 --> 00:14:38,217 - You say your boat sank. 237 00:14:38,217 --> 00:14:41,019 And yet you've come ashore almost dry. 238 00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:42,863 You brought no food or water. 239 00:14:42,863 --> 00:14:44,280 Only that pistol. 240 00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:47,279 And then you find me 241 00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:49,924 standing on a mine, and you don't seem to care. 242 00:14:49,924 --> 00:14:51,069 - Look, I did what I could for you, 243 00:14:51,069 --> 00:14:53,359 Mrs. Carter. - You know what I mean. 244 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:57,044 You don't care for your own safety. 245 00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,601 - So what does that tell you? 246 00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:02,875 - I'm almost 70 years old, Mr. Macbeth. 247 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:06,512 I've no family, and I've just lost the man I loved. 248 00:15:06,512 --> 00:15:08,419 It could be argued that I should just 249 00:15:08,419 --> 00:15:10,586 step off this thing and... 250 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:13,832 You know? 251 00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:16,723 But I won't. 252 00:15:19,141 --> 00:15:21,141 How could I, amidst such 253 00:15:22,308 --> 00:15:23,141 beauty? 254 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,136 - It's only sea and sand. 255 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,358 - And you, Mr. Macbeth. 256 00:15:33,358 --> 00:15:36,552 - I'll start the fire, I think. 257 00:15:36,552 --> 00:15:38,041 - You could start it over there somewhat, 258 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:39,968 where it's safe. - No, no, 259 00:15:39,968 --> 00:15:41,077 I think I'll stay close by, 260 00:15:41,077 --> 00:15:43,160 just in case you need me. 261 00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:52,694 - I got the last of them, Mr. McIver. 262 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:55,016 The McLopez family. 263 00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:56,419 Out! 264 00:16:03,682 --> 00:16:04,815 - What are they doin' here? 265 00:16:04,815 --> 00:16:05,859 - When I arrived, they were picking up 266 00:16:05,859 --> 00:16:07,670 a shipment of sherry, Mr. McIver. 267 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,969 - For medicinal purposes only, John. 268 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,146 I mean, it's not as if I were going 269 00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:12,490 to sell it on or anything. 270 00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:13,732 - I can vouch for that. 271 00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:16,127 He bought this sherry for its medicinal properties. 272 00:16:16,127 --> 00:16:16,992 - Oh yes? 273 00:16:16,992 --> 00:16:18,711 And what were gonna do with this medicine? 274 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,628 Drink it or swim in it? 275 00:16:24,475 --> 00:16:26,750 - Who is this clown, TV John? 276 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,923 - I'd keep a civil tongue in my head 277 00:16:27,923 --> 00:16:29,732 if I were you, Ferdinand. 278 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:31,927 This is Constable Duggan, the relief man. 279 00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:33,212 And doesn't he put you in mind 280 00:16:33,212 --> 00:16:35,879 of yon PC McCulloch we once had? 281 00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:41,416 - You mean the man before the man before Macbeth? 282 00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:42,757 Now that you've pointed it out, 283 00:16:42,757 --> 00:16:45,472 there is a resemblance, TV John. 284 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,474 I take it the rest of them are inside, then? 285 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,717 - They're all in there. 286 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:50,968 Now. 287 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,048 - Sh, sh, sh. 288 00:16:58,130 --> 00:16:58,963 Hey! 289 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,750 Hey, stop pushin' me, stop pushin'. 290 00:17:11,409 --> 00:17:12,242 - In. 291 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,019 - In where? 292 00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:22,771 - In there. 293 00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:27,401 Where, in there? 294 00:17:29,354 --> 00:17:32,401 - There's a man at the back, needin' the toilet. 295 00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:33,761 How shall we handle it? 296 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,042 - I never thought, 297 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:41,625 I just never thought-- - I know. 298 00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:43,912 Would you like me to lock this lot up 299 00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:45,843 in the bedroom just now? 300 00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:46,676 Hmm? 301 00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:50,256 - That's an excellent idea, Mr. McIver. 302 00:17:50,256 --> 00:17:51,644 I'll get right into the paperwork 303 00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:54,382 and thin them out a bit. - Paperwork? 304 00:17:54,382 --> 00:17:56,056 You can't do that. 305 00:17:56,056 --> 00:17:57,610 You have to feed them first. 306 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,657 - Haggis and chips. - Some of them 307 00:17:58,657 --> 00:18:02,127 have been here all day. 308 00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:04,614 - Some porridge! - Mac-lun and chips! 309 00:18:04,614 --> 00:18:08,614 - Haggis and chips! 310 00:18:09,865 --> 00:18:11,489 - Evening. 311 00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:13,821 Doc Brown, local GP. 312 00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:14,904 - Ah, Doctor. 313 00:18:15,879 --> 00:18:18,065 Always nice to meet a fellow professional man. 314 00:18:18,065 --> 00:18:19,165 Constable Duggan. 315 00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:19,998 - Agnes! 316 00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:24,088 Is there somethin' wrong? 317 00:18:26,307 --> 00:18:30,180 - Can you smell an illegal substance in here, Doc? 318 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,013 - No. 319 00:18:31,013 --> 00:18:33,249 But then I guess I've just gotten used to it over the years. 320 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:36,157 - Yes, can I help you? - I hope so. 321 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,391 Do you do bar food? 322 00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:39,921 - Yes. - Good. 323 00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:42,912 I'd like 36 plowman's lunches, please, to take away. 324 00:18:42,912 --> 00:18:45,445 - To take away where? - To the jail. 325 00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:48,117 I've been lifting crooks since the crack of dawn. 326 00:18:48,117 --> 00:18:51,235 - I'm sorry, we don't do take-aways. 327 00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:52,562 We don't have a license. 328 00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:56,232 And I'm sure you wouldn't like us breaking the law. 329 00:18:56,232 --> 00:18:57,156 Oh! 330 00:18:57,156 --> 00:19:01,227 And we're the only place in town. 331 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,412 - You know, you remind me 332 00:19:02,412 --> 00:19:04,337 of another constable we had here. 333 00:19:04,337 --> 00:19:08,420 McCulloch, the man before the man before Macbeth. 334 00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:10,441 As a matter of fact, you're beginning 335 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,653 to look more like him by the minute. 336 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,380 I'm in here most afternoons 337 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:17,297 if you should need me for anything. 338 00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:31,071 - Mr. Macbeth. 339 00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:33,028 I feel faint. 340 00:19:34,864 --> 00:19:36,372 - You've gotta try and stay on your feet. 341 00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:38,430 - I don't think I can. - I'll do somethin' soon. 342 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,903 - I'm too tired. - Well try, come on. 343 00:19:39,903 --> 00:19:41,384 - I can't. - Well talk, then. 344 00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:42,301 Talk to me! 345 00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:47,984 - Tell me 346 00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:51,743 about this place you live in. 347 00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:54,184 - Lochdubh. 348 00:19:54,184 --> 00:19:55,572 You okay, you gonna be okay? 349 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:56,405 - Yeah. 350 00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,208 - It's, 351 00:20:00,948 --> 00:20:02,698 it's called Lochdubh. 352 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,926 - Is it a big place? 353 00:20:05,926 --> 00:20:08,878 - No, it's small, it's just one street. 354 00:20:08,878 --> 00:20:10,878 - Would I like it there? 355 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,916 - Aye, you would love it there. 356 00:20:24,084 --> 00:20:26,608 - Tell me about the people. 357 00:20:26,608 --> 00:20:28,858 Your friends. - My friends? 358 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,484 Well, there's Doc Brown. 359 00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:42,789 Barney and Agnes from the hotel. 360 00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:46,939 They're a nice couple, wee Agnes. 361 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,101 Ah, 362 00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:52,558 there's the McCraes. 363 00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:54,391 Lachlan and Lachie Jr. 364 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:58,300 Actually they're the boys we could do with, 365 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,605 right here and now. 366 00:20:59,605 --> 00:21:00,928 They'd have that mine out from under your feet 367 00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:04,054 in five seconds flat, and you wouldn't even feel it goin'. 368 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:04,887 - What d'you mean? 369 00:21:04,887 --> 00:21:05,983 - Well it's made of metal, you see, 370 00:21:05,983 --> 00:21:07,582 and it has to have some kind of scrap value. 371 00:21:07,582 --> 00:21:10,384 That's how the boys would see the situation. 372 00:21:10,384 --> 00:21:14,421 And there's John. 373 00:21:14,421 --> 00:21:15,671 TV John McIver. 374 00:21:17,992 --> 00:21:20,325 He's like my right-hand man. 375 00:21:23,011 --> 00:21:24,428 He's even got the 376 00:21:27,961 --> 00:21:29,044 second sight. 377 00:21:33,128 --> 00:21:34,518 - Tell me more. 378 00:21:34,518 --> 00:21:35,435 - More, uh. 379 00:21:37,408 --> 00:21:39,075 There's Esme Murray. 380 00:21:40,377 --> 00:21:42,210 She's a schoolteacher. 381 00:21:43,931 --> 00:21:46,306 And local sex symbol. 382 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,733 And her intended, I think, Rory Campbell, 383 00:21:49,733 --> 00:21:51,574 he's a storekeeper. 384 00:21:51,574 --> 00:21:56,403 And the best damn salesman you're ever likely to meet. 385 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:02,098 Tell you, I was out there one day, right, and 386 00:22:02,098 --> 00:22:03,400 Flora, 387 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:04,441 she bought herself the Leicster, 388 00:22:04,441 --> 00:22:06,751 which is the local newspaper, 389 00:22:06,751 --> 00:22:08,703 and she's browsin' amongst the shelves and stuff, and 390 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,981 suddenly she lets out a scream, she says, 391 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:12,936 "Two pounds 20 for a tin of furniture polish, 392 00:22:12,936 --> 00:22:15,519 "that's a damn disgrace!" 393 00:22:15,519 --> 00:22:16,352 So Rory, 394 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:19,066 he steps out from behind the counter 395 00:22:19,066 --> 00:22:20,015 but you have to understand, 396 00:22:20,015 --> 00:22:22,254 Rory's not exactly a like laugh-a-minute kind of guy, 397 00:22:22,254 --> 00:22:24,043 he's straight-faced, and he say, 398 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:25,401 he says, "Look." 399 00:22:25,401 --> 00:22:28,520 he says, "that's beeswax, Flora. 400 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,084 "And naturally the price reflects 401 00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:32,370 "the great efforts put in by polish makers." 402 00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:34,158 I mean Flora's looking completely bemused. 403 00:22:34,158 --> 00:22:38,547 And he says, "Look, all the bees have to be rounded up. 404 00:22:38,547 --> 00:22:40,276 "And then the polish-makers have to spend 405 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,677 "hours and hours on end trying 406 00:22:41,677 --> 00:22:44,834 "to get the cotton buds into those tiny wee holes." 407 00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,697 Flora's completely flummoxed, she says, 408 00:22:46,697 --> 00:22:49,756 "Cotton buds, wee holes, what wee holes?" 409 00:22:49,756 --> 00:22:52,722 And he says, "The bees' ear-holes, Flora." 410 00:22:52,722 --> 00:22:53,891 And she buys it! 411 00:22:53,891 --> 00:22:56,149 The story and the polish, two tins. 412 00:22:56,149 --> 00:22:58,144 And she's never bought another brand since. 413 00:23:01,309 --> 00:23:03,382 Do you not get it, I mean... 414 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,965 Right, cotton buds, 415 00:23:06,379 --> 00:23:08,462 bees' ear-holes, beeswax. 416 00:23:10,706 --> 00:23:14,873 I do get the point, Mr. Macbeth. 417 00:23:16,127 --> 00:23:20,294 But you'll appreciate, I've no wish to die laughing. 418 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:23,956 - Right, 419 00:23:23,956 --> 00:23:25,563 I'm sorry. 420 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:31,090 - It helped, Mr. Macbeth. 421 00:23:35,856 --> 00:23:38,680 You speak about them with great affection. 422 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,785 You must've been happy there. 423 00:23:41,785 --> 00:23:42,618 - Aye. 424 00:23:44,931 --> 00:23:46,557 Then why? 425 00:23:46,557 --> 00:23:47,390 - Don't. - But, 426 00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:49,211 if you talk about it, Mr. Macbeth-- 427 00:23:49,211 --> 00:23:51,876 - Look, Mrs. Carter, given your current situation, 428 00:23:51,876 --> 00:23:54,570 your concern for me does you credit, but 429 00:23:54,570 --> 00:23:58,414 really, this is none of your business. 430 00:23:58,414 --> 00:23:59,789 - Then you leave me no choice 431 00:23:59,789 --> 00:24:03,622 but to resort to moral blackmail, Mr. Macbeth. 432 00:24:05,129 --> 00:24:07,462 It could be my last request. 433 00:24:08,929 --> 00:24:12,587 And no one's supposed to be denied that. 434 00:24:12,587 --> 00:24:13,420 Are they? 435 00:24:17,407 --> 00:24:20,407 - I first came here with my partner. 436 00:24:21,447 --> 00:24:22,280 Alex. 437 00:24:26,546 --> 00:24:27,509 She was teaching me how to sail. 438 00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:30,592 We hadn't known each other that long. 439 00:24:32,898 --> 00:24:34,898 In fact, we hadn't even, 440 00:24:35,983 --> 00:24:38,316 you know, till we came here. 441 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:43,362 See, this is where the lying started. 442 00:24:45,564 --> 00:24:46,481 The deceit. 443 00:24:52,649 --> 00:24:55,899 This is where I, where I first told her 444 00:24:58,577 --> 00:25:00,410 what I thought of her, 445 00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:04,421 and how I'd want her forever. 446 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,626 And I guess she must've believed me 447 00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:09,793 because eventually she came back to the village to stay. 448 00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:13,216 To stay with me. 449 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,233 But things had changed. 450 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,743 Someone else had caught my eye. 451 00:25:25,999 --> 00:25:28,749 Someone else was about to be told 452 00:25:30,266 --> 00:25:32,099 what I thought of her. 453 00:25:34,156 --> 00:25:36,573 And how I'd want her forever. 454 00:25:41,531 --> 00:25:42,364 Problem? 455 00:25:44,023 --> 00:25:45,509 No. 456 00:25:45,509 --> 00:25:46,426 Not for me. 457 00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:52,616 I'd just tell her it had all been a big mistake. 458 00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:56,810 Too bad that she'd come back for me. 459 00:26:01,218 --> 00:26:02,051 For me. 460 00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:07,880 I'd changed my mind, so what? 461 00:26:10,818 --> 00:26:12,684 Never actually got round to telling her 462 00:26:12,684 --> 00:26:15,351 she was surplus to requirements. 463 00:26:19,469 --> 00:26:20,636 So she stayed. 464 00:26:24,205 --> 00:26:26,455 And she got herself killed. 465 00:26:29,691 --> 00:26:31,608 She got herself killed. 466 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:39,084 - Mr. Macbeth. 467 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,565 - Now if you've got any concerns 468 00:26:43,565 --> 00:26:47,482 it should be about dying in such lousy company. 469 00:26:51,171 --> 00:26:53,338 - We're none of us saints. 470 00:26:55,753 --> 00:26:56,730 But that doesn't mean to say 471 00:26:56,730 --> 00:26:59,897 we should go around killing ourselves. 472 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:03,613 Please. 473 00:27:06,109 --> 00:27:08,776 Won't you move to a safer place? 474 00:27:13,054 --> 00:27:16,059 - No, I'm afraid you're stuck with me, Mrs. Carter. 475 00:27:16,059 --> 00:27:17,287 - Then I'll have to make sure 476 00:27:17,287 --> 00:27:20,704 I don't fall off this mine, Mr. Macbeth. 477 00:27:24,152 --> 00:27:25,152 - Excuse me. 478 00:27:26,446 --> 00:27:27,279 - What? 479 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,179 - Did you put salt on these tatties? 480 00:27:30,179 --> 00:27:32,164 - What? - Salt. 481 00:27:32,164 --> 00:27:33,293 On the tatties. 482 00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:35,330 - I don't think he did, I can't taste it. 483 00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:37,050 . 484 00:27:37,050 --> 00:27:40,036 - I put salt on the tatties. 485 00:27:40,036 --> 00:27:40,869 I put salt 486 00:27:41,978 --> 00:27:43,840 on the tatties. 487 00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,589 Mr. McIver! 488 00:27:47,589 --> 00:27:51,234 Mr. McIver, didn't I put salt on those tatties? 489 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,856 - I don't honestly know, Constable. 490 00:27:53,856 --> 00:27:55,944 - He didn't, John, if he'd put it in, 491 00:27:55,944 --> 00:27:59,973 I'd taste it. - Aye! 492 00:27:59,973 --> 00:28:01,447 - Can I say something? 493 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,796 - What? - Well, stew, Constable, 494 00:28:03,796 --> 00:28:07,823 I mean it's hardly what you call healthy eating, is it? 495 00:28:07,823 --> 00:28:10,066 I thought, well, what about some pasta pesto, 496 00:28:10,066 --> 00:28:10,989 somethin' like that? 497 00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:12,422 - Aye. - The boy's right. 498 00:28:12,422 --> 00:28:14,837 Which raises another issue, by the way. 499 00:28:14,837 --> 00:28:15,739 - Oh? 500 00:28:15,739 --> 00:28:17,429 What? - Stew. 501 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,068 You're hardly bendin' over backwards 502 00:28:19,068 --> 00:28:23,326 to accommodate the ethnic minority here, are you? 503 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:25,679 There should have been a choice. 504 00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:28,879 Paella, or something Spanish for me and my boys here. 505 00:28:28,879 --> 00:28:29,863 - Spanish? 506 00:28:29,863 --> 00:28:32,605 Spanish, listen to you, you're no Spanish. 507 00:28:32,605 --> 00:28:35,135 You're as Scottish as haggis, you old bastard. 508 00:28:36,165 --> 00:28:37,652 - Manuel, 509 00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:38,798 Jesus, 510 00:28:38,798 --> 00:28:39,889 sit down. 511 00:28:39,889 --> 00:28:40,722 Sit down! 512 00:28:44,413 --> 00:28:46,619 You as well, Genie. 513 00:28:46,619 --> 00:28:48,893 that's a great meal. 514 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,155 Plenty of roughage for the bowels. 515 00:28:50,155 --> 00:28:51,214 - Aye. - Aye. 516 00:28:51,214 --> 00:28:52,949 - And that's very important. - Yes, keepin' the fish 517 00:28:52,949 --> 00:28:56,569 to right over to the hotel, isn't that right, Barney? 518 00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:57,448 - Aye. 519 00:28:57,448 --> 00:28:59,537 It goes down very well with swedes, 520 00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:01,256 strangely enough. - Swedes? 521 00:29:01,256 --> 00:29:02,089 I don't know about that, 522 00:29:02,089 --> 00:29:04,241 but you shouldn't eat your meat with turnips. 523 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:06,311 Haggis and turnips. 524 00:29:06,311 --> 00:29:08,942 Never heard of haggis and swedes. 525 00:29:08,942 --> 00:29:09,775 Have you, Ferdinand? 526 00:29:09,775 --> 00:29:12,423 - Not swedes, no, that's a new one on me. 527 00:29:12,423 --> 00:29:15,202 - I doubt they're even compatible. 528 00:29:15,202 --> 00:29:17,652 Gastronomically speaking. 529 00:29:17,652 --> 00:29:20,142 - No, I don't mean swedes. 530 00:29:20,142 --> 00:29:21,353 I mean sweets. 531 00:29:21,353 --> 00:29:22,270 Oh, 532 00:29:23,151 --> 00:29:24,484 sweets he means. 533 00:29:29,581 --> 00:29:30,975 - Shut up! 534 00:29:30,975 --> 00:29:31,808 Shut up! 535 00:29:31,808 --> 00:29:33,475 All of you, shut up! 536 00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:37,329 Mr. McIver, I'd like a word, please. 537 00:29:37,329 --> 00:29:38,329 Ooh. 538 00:29:46,498 --> 00:29:48,258 - Mr. McIver, what am I gonna do? 539 00:29:48,258 --> 00:29:50,083 - Well, the dishes, first of all. 540 00:29:50,083 --> 00:29:54,647 And then you're goin' out after the night people. 541 00:29:54,647 --> 00:29:56,856 - Night people? - Yes. 542 00:29:56,856 --> 00:29:59,636 There's poachers, after-hours drinkers, 543 00:29:59,636 --> 00:30:01,446 et cetera, et cetera. 544 00:30:01,446 --> 00:30:05,068 Over at Norton, there's a pub called McCraig and Dewey. 545 00:30:05,068 --> 00:30:07,035 And in there they think the last orders 546 00:30:07,035 --> 00:30:09,841 were what Custer called at the Little Big Horn. 547 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:11,084 - What about that lot in there? 548 00:30:11,084 --> 00:30:12,873 - Oh, you'll have to let them go 549 00:30:12,873 --> 00:30:14,478 to accommodate the night people. 550 00:30:14,478 --> 00:30:15,822 - But I haven't processed them yet. 551 00:30:15,822 --> 00:30:16,675 What with all the cookin' and stuff, 552 00:30:16,675 --> 00:30:18,600 not one them. - Don't worry. 553 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,858 They'll be doin' exactly the same things tomorrow 554 00:30:20,858 --> 00:30:23,625 as they were doing today. 555 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:26,614 And Rory and Esme, of course. 556 00:30:26,614 --> 00:30:29,023 Now you can lift the night people, 557 00:30:29,023 --> 00:30:30,106 process them, 558 00:30:31,254 --> 00:30:33,710 let them out, or make them breakfast. 559 00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:34,934 If you haven't processed them, 560 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,291 then let them out. 561 00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:38,473 Then you start with that lot again. 562 00:30:38,473 --> 00:30:40,582 - Mr. McIver, I don't understand. 563 00:30:40,582 --> 00:30:41,508 - Constable Duggan, 564 00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:44,363 you're involved in a war of attrition here. 565 00:30:44,363 --> 00:30:46,245 They'll continue to flaunt the law 566 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,288 just as long as they think 567 00:30:47,288 --> 00:30:50,049 you're not able to do the arresting, the processin', 568 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,400 and the cookin' and the washin' up. 569 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,938 And at the moment they're right. 570 00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,174 Now what you have to do 571 00:30:56,174 --> 00:30:58,276 is get it down to a fine art, 572 00:30:58,276 --> 00:31:01,302 so that one day, you'll be able to arrest that lot, 573 00:31:01,302 --> 00:31:04,392 process them, get them out, get the night people in, 574 00:31:04,392 --> 00:31:07,193 process them, and get them out. 575 00:31:07,193 --> 00:31:08,573 Now, 576 00:31:08,573 --> 00:31:10,873 When you got into McCraig and Dewey 577 00:31:10,873 --> 00:31:14,155 at four, no, 4:30 in the morning, 578 00:31:14,155 --> 00:31:16,736 don't go in with handcuffs, Constable. 579 00:31:16,736 --> 00:31:18,626 You go in there with a net. 580 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:20,573 Because there'll be dozens of them in there. 581 00:31:20,573 --> 00:31:21,656 - Mr. McIver? 582 00:31:23,602 --> 00:31:25,224 Do I have to do this every day, 583 00:31:25,224 --> 00:31:26,900 is that what happened to Macbeth? 584 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:31,067 - I did say it wasn't going to be easy, Constable. 585 00:31:56,103 --> 00:31:59,830 - No one's going to come in time, are they? 586 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:01,747 - No, somebody'll come. 587 00:32:04,064 --> 00:32:06,064 - Optimism, Mr. Macbeth? 588 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:08,667 - Aye. 589 00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:25,561 No, wait a minute, somebody will come! 590 00:32:25,561 --> 00:32:26,763 Aye. 591 00:32:26,763 --> 00:32:29,133 Somebody'll come, I'm sorry. 592 00:32:29,133 --> 00:32:31,216 You just need to hang on. 593 00:32:58,596 --> 00:33:01,059 - You're under arrest, and there will be no paella. 594 00:33:01,059 --> 00:33:02,642 - Constable Duggan. 595 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,546 - Mr. McIver, what time is it? 596 00:33:07,546 --> 00:33:08,531 - Oh, it's time you were makin' 597 00:33:08,531 --> 00:33:10,391 these people their breakfasts. 598 00:33:10,391 --> 00:33:14,558 I'll go and get some eggs and stuff from Rory Campbell. 599 00:33:36,922 --> 00:33:39,515 - I'm lookin' for a man called John McIver. 600 00:33:39,515 --> 00:33:41,445 - Aye, that's me. 601 00:33:41,445 --> 00:33:43,782 Where did you come from? 602 00:33:43,782 --> 00:33:44,615 Eh? 603 00:33:47,181 --> 00:33:48,770 Where did you get this dog? 604 00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:50,370 - From his owner. 605 00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:52,337 I sold him a boat. 606 00:33:52,337 --> 00:33:54,453 He also paid me to keep the dog overnight 607 00:33:54,453 --> 00:33:56,286 then bring him to you. 608 00:33:59,930 --> 00:34:01,887 - He said he was heading due west. 609 00:34:01,887 --> 00:34:04,473 - West, well, he could have changed course. 610 00:34:04,473 --> 00:34:06,033 Especially if he wanted to keep his destination a-- 611 00:34:06,033 --> 00:34:09,116 - But he didn't change course, Major. 612 00:34:10,441 --> 00:34:13,075 I think he went to White Island. 613 00:34:16,135 --> 00:34:17,760 He and Alex went sailing there sometimes, 614 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,310 didn't they? - Yes, yes. 615 00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:21,672 So? 616 00:34:21,672 --> 00:34:22,730 - Well, 617 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:25,721 I think Macbeth intends doin' himself harm there, Major. 618 00:34:25,721 --> 00:34:26,663 - He'll have been there since yesterday-- 619 00:34:26,663 --> 00:34:29,163 - You have to trust me, Major. 620 00:34:30,566 --> 00:34:34,848 But if Macbeth was dead, I think I would know. 621 00:34:34,848 --> 00:34:39,388 John, I don't doubt your psychic talents, but 622 00:34:39,388 --> 00:34:42,813 it does seem questionable to me, 623 00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:46,036 the idea that Hamish intends to do himself in. 624 00:34:46,036 --> 00:34:47,908 Isn't it just as likely that he's gone out there 625 00:34:47,908 --> 00:34:49,437 for some peace and quiet? 626 00:34:49,437 --> 00:34:51,298 - And wee Jock? 627 00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:54,556 Why would he pay that man to bring the dog back here? 628 00:34:54,556 --> 00:34:56,056 It makes no sense. 629 00:34:58,092 --> 00:34:59,233 I'd like you to go there 630 00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:02,316 and bring him back if you can, Major. 631 00:35:03,648 --> 00:35:04,481 - Me? 632 00:35:09,115 --> 00:35:11,479 I've sold my boat, you know that. 633 00:35:11,479 --> 00:35:14,040 - I've spoken to Barney Meldon. 634 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,522 He's discreet and he'll let you have his. 635 00:35:16,522 --> 00:35:18,707 - You'll come with me, of course? 636 00:35:18,707 --> 00:35:19,540 - Well, I've got my hands full-- 637 00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:22,612 - Come on, John. - With this relief man, Major. 638 00:35:22,612 --> 00:35:25,419 But I'll make sure you have somebody with you. 639 00:35:25,419 --> 00:35:26,919 - You are arrested 640 00:35:28,789 --> 00:35:30,456 for making sausages. 641 00:35:47,905 --> 00:35:49,520 You're nicked for the sausages. 642 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:50,480 - That's right. 643 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,171 And uh, what about him? 644 00:35:52,171 --> 00:35:54,184 - Seems to me there's a two-tier legal system 645 00:35:54,184 --> 00:35:55,446 in operation here. 646 00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:59,446 - Aye, if they're breakin' the law then so am I. 647 00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:04,374 We'll see ourselves over to the station. 648 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,800 - Oh my God. 649 00:36:11,648 --> 00:36:12,565 Mr. McIver! 650 00:36:15,234 --> 00:36:16,151 Mr. McIver! 651 00:36:20,216 --> 00:36:22,338 - I thought it would be you. - I know, but 652 00:36:22,338 --> 00:36:25,086 I've got that Duggan to see to. 653 00:36:25,086 --> 00:36:27,011 - But John, the Major. 654 00:36:27,011 --> 00:36:30,428 - It's simple, it'll be all right, Major. 655 00:36:32,163 --> 00:36:33,873 It'll be all right. 656 00:36:33,873 --> 00:36:34,706 In you go. 657 00:37:31,657 --> 00:37:33,272 Is John right, do you think? 658 00:37:33,272 --> 00:37:36,650 About why Hamish went to the island? 659 00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:37,900 Yes. 660 00:37:39,887 --> 00:37:42,548 - I feel so ashamed, Isobel. 661 00:37:42,548 --> 00:37:44,418 Of what? 662 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,607 - Of not feeling as deeply as he does. 663 00:37:54,526 --> 00:37:55,943 I was her father. 664 00:37:57,328 --> 00:37:59,744 I should've felt the loss more than anyone. 665 00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:02,661 - No, this isn't about loss, Major. 666 00:38:03,605 --> 00:38:04,438 Hamish, 667 00:38:06,144 --> 00:38:09,394 Hamish began to see things differently. 668 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:14,640 He wanted to tell Alex, but didn't. 669 00:38:15,478 --> 00:38:17,187 He couldn't. 670 00:38:17,187 --> 00:38:20,374 Maybe if she'd known how he felt... 671 00:38:20,374 --> 00:38:22,624 - How do you know all this? 672 00:38:29,868 --> 00:38:32,368 How long had it been going on? 673 00:38:33,996 --> 00:38:36,943 - It wasn't quite like that. 674 00:38:36,943 --> 00:38:39,093 Though I do know his feelings had changed 675 00:38:39,093 --> 00:38:41,926 before Alex came back to Lochdubh. 676 00:38:43,197 --> 00:38:47,280 He thought he owed it to her to make things work. 677 00:38:48,404 --> 00:38:51,665 If he made a mistake, it was that. 678 00:38:51,665 --> 00:38:53,832 It was trying to be loyal. 679 00:38:55,815 --> 00:38:58,280 Trying not to hurt her. 680 00:39:15,425 --> 00:39:17,043 Doctor! 681 00:39:17,043 --> 00:39:18,043 - Constable. 682 00:39:23,268 --> 00:39:25,926 You're looking a bit peaky. 683 00:39:25,926 --> 00:39:29,170 Is there something I can do for you? 684 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:32,339 - Could you get me some Benzedrine, Doctor? 685 00:39:32,339 --> 00:39:35,342 - I don't actually have any Benzedrine, Constable. 686 00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:38,231 But if it's a wee lift that you're looking for... 687 00:39:38,231 --> 00:39:40,148 - Mrs. Carter, wake up! 688 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,260 You have got to stay awake. 689 00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:45,093 Come on! 690 00:39:46,014 --> 00:39:48,514 - Please, leave me, I beg you. 691 00:39:49,826 --> 00:39:51,785 - Wakin' up. 692 00:39:51,785 --> 00:39:52,618 Wake up! 693 00:39:55,675 --> 00:39:58,095 - Well he is trying to kill himself, 694 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:00,653 he must be an awful bad shot. 695 00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:05,290 - Do you wanna kill us? 696 00:40:05,290 --> 00:40:07,458 Do you wanna kill us both? 697 00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:09,563 I am not gonna leave you. 698 00:40:09,563 --> 00:40:11,452 You said you would hang on for us. 699 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:13,730 You said you would hang on for us both! 700 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:15,230 Hamish! 701 00:40:16,293 --> 00:40:17,126 Hamish! 702 00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:21,103 - Do you hear that, Mrs. Carter? 703 00:40:21,103 --> 00:40:22,186 They're here. 704 00:40:23,222 --> 00:40:25,040 I said they would come and they did. 705 00:40:26,644 --> 00:40:27,727 - Stay there! 706 00:40:28,608 --> 00:40:30,741 Where's your boat? 707 00:40:30,741 --> 00:40:32,362 - It's back along the beach. 708 00:40:32,362 --> 00:40:34,817 - Go back to it, get on the radio. 709 00:40:34,817 --> 00:40:38,015 - We came in Barney's boat, Hamish. 710 00:40:38,015 --> 00:40:39,362 There's no radio. 711 00:40:39,362 --> 00:40:40,890 - What? 712 00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:42,883 Barney's boat, you 713 00:40:42,883 --> 00:40:44,839 stupid git-- - No, Hamish. 714 00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:46,223 We've come to take you home. 715 00:40:46,223 --> 00:40:49,893 - Isobel, not another lady's foot, please. 716 00:40:49,893 --> 00:40:52,319 - How are we going to be saved, Mr. Macbeth? 717 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:55,431 - Yes, we are, you just hang on. 718 00:40:55,431 --> 00:40:57,173 I lied to you, might as well go. 719 00:40:57,173 --> 00:40:58,006 - Hamish, 720 00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:00,334 you should get away from her. 721 00:41:00,334 --> 00:41:01,167 - No. 722 00:41:02,116 --> 00:41:04,334 I'm not leavin' her. 723 00:41:05,901 --> 00:41:07,705 We could go for help now, 724 00:41:07,705 --> 00:41:09,535 but it's too late, man. 725 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:11,202 - Oh, please. 726 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,665 Take him away from me. - No! 727 00:41:13,665 --> 00:41:14,879 No! 728 00:41:14,879 --> 00:41:17,104 Somethin'll turn up. 729 00:41:17,104 --> 00:41:18,944 Somebody's gonna come. 730 00:41:18,944 --> 00:41:20,815 - He won't leave her. 731 00:41:20,815 --> 00:41:25,127 Help'll have to come sooner rather than later. 732 00:41:25,127 --> 00:41:26,395 Isobel. 733 00:41:26,395 --> 00:41:27,799 Go to the boat. 734 00:41:27,799 --> 00:41:29,891 There's a tool chest in the stern. 735 00:41:29,891 --> 00:41:32,817 Bring back the oil funnel and the -- 736 00:41:32,817 --> 00:41:34,484 - I know what it is. 737 00:41:38,108 --> 00:41:38,941 - So. 738 00:41:41,639 --> 00:41:43,674 What is the lady's name? 739 00:41:43,674 --> 00:41:45,678 - It's Belle. - Belle. 740 00:41:45,678 --> 00:41:47,314 Belle. 741 00:41:47,314 --> 00:41:50,738 I am Major Peregrine McLean, retired. 742 00:41:50,738 --> 00:41:54,345 And I met this major once in the officers mess in uh 743 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,675 Adan, I think it was. 744 00:41:56,675 --> 00:41:57,820 And the point is, 745 00:41:57,820 --> 00:41:59,829 this major knew a great deal about mines. 746 00:41:59,829 --> 00:42:02,802 In fact, Belle, this major was a bit of mine boor. 747 00:42:02,802 --> 00:42:05,350 But he did tell me how to deal with a mine 748 00:42:05,350 --> 00:42:06,377 in terrain like this. 749 00:42:06,377 --> 00:42:08,146 Now are you with me? 750 00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:09,457 Huh? - Yes. 751 00:42:09,457 --> 00:42:11,166 - Good, good. 752 00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:12,343 Now, 753 00:42:12,343 --> 00:42:13,741 if I can drill a hole in the casing 754 00:42:13,741 --> 00:42:16,800 and pour in some sand, I can, perhaps, 755 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,967 gum up the works, undo it. 756 00:42:19,888 --> 00:42:23,445 But there are serious risks involved, Belle. 757 00:42:23,445 --> 00:42:26,082 And what I have to know from you is, 758 00:42:26,082 --> 00:42:28,499 are you prepared to take 'em? 759 00:42:30,587 --> 00:42:32,587 - If Mr. Macbeth agrees. 760 00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:37,378 - You sure about this? - Absolutely, 761 00:42:37,378 --> 00:42:40,534 I can give as much chance as Bomb Disposal. 762 00:42:40,534 --> 00:42:43,117 - Okay then, do it. - Good man. 763 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,033 Right. 764 00:42:47,985 --> 00:42:48,985 Here we are. 765 00:42:57,915 --> 00:43:01,242 Mr. McIver, come away here, my man. 766 00:43:01,242 --> 00:43:04,728 Come in and check this oh-dee-doo-dee-do. 767 00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,698 You've seen the doc, then? 768 00:43:07,698 --> 00:43:11,865 - A gentleman of the first water, Mr. McIver, Mr. McIver. 769 00:43:13,829 --> 00:43:16,059 Looky here, in this wee potty. 770 00:43:16,059 --> 00:43:18,372 That's paella, yes sir. 771 00:43:22,396 --> 00:43:25,146 I give you the rhyming policeman. 772 00:43:27,558 --> 00:43:29,205 - Is there something wrong, Constable? 773 00:43:29,205 --> 00:43:30,568 - Ah, no, Mr. McIver. 774 00:43:30,568 --> 00:43:32,628 Which is Spanish for no. 775 00:43:32,628 --> 00:43:36,578 Nothing wrong except a sudden desire to grind my teeth. 776 00:43:36,578 --> 00:43:38,494 Well make way, Mr. McIver. 777 00:43:38,494 --> 00:43:42,661 Make way for the cooking policeman. 778 00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:02,133 - Right. 779 00:44:02,133 --> 00:44:03,879 - You do know that's a wicket? 780 00:44:03,879 --> 00:44:05,546 - It's all there is. 781 00:44:16,936 --> 00:44:19,862 - It seems to be makin' an impression. 782 00:44:19,862 --> 00:44:20,695 Peregrine. 783 00:44:43,723 --> 00:44:45,723 All right. 784 00:44:47,506 --> 00:44:48,768 Yes. - Okay? 785 00:44:48,768 --> 00:44:51,018 - Right, that should do it. 786 00:44:55,709 --> 00:44:57,229 - Be careful of her, Major. 787 00:44:57,229 --> 00:44:59,417 - No, not easy, but safe. 788 00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:00,956 - Yeah. 789 00:45:00,956 --> 00:45:03,456 - All right. - Okay, all right. 790 00:45:04,636 --> 00:45:05,469 Right. 791 00:45:06,851 --> 00:45:07,851 Mrs. Carter, 792 00:45:11,538 --> 00:45:13,288 you can step off now. 793 00:45:20,953 --> 00:45:21,786 Yeah. 794 00:45:25,457 --> 00:45:26,330 - Wow. 795 00:45:26,330 --> 00:45:27,666 They're real then. 796 00:45:27,666 --> 00:45:28,844 - Seems to be that. 797 00:45:28,844 --> 00:45:30,325 Go on, Major. 798 00:45:30,325 --> 00:45:33,037 - Shall we, shall we... 799 00:45:33,037 --> 00:45:36,370 - Yeah. 800 00:45:39,466 --> 00:45:41,622 - You saved my life. - Both of us, sir. 801 00:45:41,622 --> 00:45:43,875 - Yes, yes. - You okay? 802 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:45,681 - Just very stiff. - Hamish, 803 00:45:45,681 --> 00:45:47,847 could we hurry it up, please? 804 00:45:47,847 --> 00:45:49,417 - Oh, what's the rush, you done it, man? 805 00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:51,417 - Hamish, at the double. 806 00:45:52,549 --> 00:45:54,001 - Wait a minute. 807 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:55,597 There wasn't any other major, was there? 808 00:45:55,597 --> 00:45:56,430 - No. 809 00:45:56,430 --> 00:45:58,427 - In any officers mess? - No. 810 00:45:58,427 --> 00:45:59,785 - Then you don't know anythin' about mines? 811 00:45:59,785 --> 00:46:01,916 - No, thanks. - You crazy... 812 00:46:01,916 --> 00:46:04,027 - What, what is it? 813 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:05,261 - Live bomb! 814 00:46:23,031 --> 00:46:25,854 - You could've been killed. 815 00:46:25,854 --> 00:46:26,937 - Yeah, well. 816 00:46:28,605 --> 00:46:30,424 I had to get you away from there. 817 00:46:30,424 --> 00:46:32,674 - You could've been killed! 818 00:46:33,884 --> 00:46:36,054 Oh my God, you could've been killed. 819 00:46:36,054 --> 00:46:37,943 - But I wasn't. 820 00:46:37,943 --> 00:46:39,838 And neither were you. 821 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:40,671 Thank God. 822 00:46:41,753 --> 00:46:44,813 Hamish, there's nothing you can tell me 823 00:46:44,813 --> 00:46:47,646 that'll change my mind about that. 824 00:46:50,931 --> 00:46:53,769 Will you come home with us now? 825 00:47:09,046 --> 00:47:10,626 - Mr. McIver! 826 00:47:10,626 --> 00:47:12,805 Mr. McIver, they're saying it again. 827 00:47:12,805 --> 00:47:14,070 - What's that, Constable? 828 00:47:14,070 --> 00:47:16,729 - The McKessons are saying I didn't put salt in the tatties, 829 00:47:16,729 --> 00:47:17,562 the Spanish are saying there 830 00:47:17,562 --> 00:47:20,247 aren't enough prawns in the paella. 831 00:47:20,247 --> 00:47:22,775 - You can forget all that now, Constable. 832 00:47:22,775 --> 00:47:26,334 Look there, see that wee boat out there? 833 00:47:26,334 --> 00:47:29,287 And something tells me that when he steps ashore, 834 00:47:29,287 --> 00:47:31,537 he's gonna be raring to go. 835 00:47:32,734 --> 00:47:36,901 - Oh, hurray for Hamish Macbeth. 836 00:47:37,795 --> 00:47:38,962 What about me? 837 00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:41,574 I've failed here. 838 00:47:43,503 --> 00:47:46,696 - Well, we won't say anything if you don't. 839 00:47:46,696 --> 00:47:48,313 And you know, it's the wise man 840 00:47:48,313 --> 00:47:52,146 that learns by his mistakes, Constable Duggan. 841 00:47:53,312 --> 00:47:57,622 Have you ever heard of Duncan McCulloch, MBE? 842 00:47:57,622 --> 00:47:59,144 He's an assistant commissioner 843 00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:01,027 with the Metropolitan Police now. 844 00:48:01,027 --> 00:48:01,894 - Well of course I've heard of him, 845 00:48:01,894 --> 00:48:03,798 he's number one man in Community Relations. 846 00:48:03,798 --> 00:48:06,485 He's written books on the subject. 847 00:48:06,485 --> 00:48:07,402 Mr. McIver. 848 00:48:08,416 --> 00:48:09,333 He's not... 849 00:48:10,551 --> 00:48:11,728 - The man before the man 850 00:48:11,728 --> 00:48:13,728 before Macbeth. 851 00:48:15,105 --> 00:48:18,360 - Come away and I'll tell you all about him, Douglas. 852 00:48:30,267 --> 00:48:33,534 Tell me about this place you live in. 853 00:48:33,534 --> 00:48:37,049 It's called Lochdubh. 854 00:48:37,049 --> 00:48:39,419 Would I like it there? 855 00:48:39,419 --> 00:48:42,002 - Aye, you would love it there. 856 00:48:42,988 --> 00:48:45,194 You would love it. 857 00:48:45,194 --> 00:48:47,984 Thank God for you, Belle Carter.