1 00:00:45,779 --> 00:00:46,826 Is everything ready? 2 00:00:46,826 --> 00:00:48,105 Everything's ready. 3 00:00:48,105 --> 00:00:48,938 What about you, boys? 4 00:00:49,794 --> 00:00:52,093 Right, let's do it 5 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:55,260 Five, four, three, two, one. 6 00:00:57,154 --> 00:00:58,487 - Good evening-- 7 00:01:01,171 --> 00:01:03,376 Lochdubh! 8 00:01:12,341 --> 00:01:14,858 - This is Lachie the Man. 9 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:16,525 - And Flipside Jack. 10 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:18,578 - On Radio-- 11 00:01:21,024 --> 00:01:22,524 Lochdubh! 12 00:01:28,763 --> 00:01:32,378 - Tonight, we bring you the delectable-- 13 00:01:32,378 --> 00:01:34,017 - The pouting-- 14 00:01:34,017 --> 00:01:36,326 - The gorgeously gorge-able. 15 00:01:36,326 --> 00:01:37,659 - Hyper sexity-- 16 00:01:38,696 --> 00:01:39,779 - News Queen. 17 00:01:47,178 --> 00:01:48,011 But right now, 18 00:01:48,011 --> 00:01:49,578 these questions. 19 00:01:49,578 --> 00:01:51,611 Is your flock feeling fickle? 20 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,705 Ewes useless? 21 00:01:52,705 --> 00:01:55,144 Rams not so rampant? 22 00:01:55,144 --> 00:01:56,640 - Then tarry, hear the words 23 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,557 of special guest, Professor Merino! 24 00:02:02,474 --> 00:02:03,685 - Sage of the stockyard. 25 00:02:03,685 --> 00:02:05,081 - Wizard of the wool trade. 26 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:07,482 - Professor Merino! 27 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:09,248 - News Queen. 28 00:02:09,248 --> 00:02:11,660 And the humongously popular Book Lady 29 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:14,421 with the latest tear-jerking installment 30 00:02:14,421 --> 00:02:17,815 of Far, Far, Far From the Madding Crowd. 31 00:02:17,815 --> 00:02:20,554 These and many, many, many, 32 00:02:20,554 --> 00:02:22,721 many, many more on Radio-- 33 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:26,851 Lochdubh! 34 00:02:34,005 --> 00:02:38,073 - She felt powerless to withstand or deny him. 35 00:02:38,073 --> 00:02:41,394 He was altogether too much for her 36 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:45,677 And Bathsheba seemed as one who, facing a reviving wind, 37 00:02:45,677 --> 00:02:50,224 finds it blows so strongly that it stops the breath. 38 00:02:50,224 --> 00:02:54,713 He drew near, and he said, "I must be leaving you." 39 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:56,742 He drew nearer still. 40 00:02:56,742 --> 00:03:00,953 That minute's interval had brought the blood beating 41 00:03:00,953 --> 00:03:04,808 into her face, set her stinging as of a flame 42 00:03:04,808 --> 00:03:09,223 to the very hollows of her feet and enlarged emotion 43 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:12,640 to a compass which quite swamped thought. 44 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:20,014 She felt like one who had sinned a great sin. 45 00:03:20,014 --> 00:03:23,937 The circumstance had been a gentle dip 46 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:27,104 of Troy's mouth downward upon her own. 47 00:03:28,968 --> 00:03:30,468 He had kissed her. 48 00:03:31,430 --> 00:03:33,275 That was Book Lady, folks. 49 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:35,875 - She's in sweet voice tonight. 50 00:03:35,875 --> 00:03:36,708 - Aye aye. 51 00:03:37,656 --> 00:03:40,645 - Now mind and put out the good china for her. 52 00:03:40,645 --> 00:03:43,191 . 53 00:03:43,191 --> 00:03:47,358 And now The Ceilidh Band, just the usual. 54 00:03:49,183 --> 00:03:50,218 - Hey, Barney, Agnes. 55 00:03:50,218 --> 00:03:51,551 Shh! 56 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,569 - Sorry. 57 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,182 - Awful sorry about this, Hamish. 58 00:03:57,182 --> 00:03:59,954 - There's no need to apologize, Hamish understands. 59 00:03:59,954 --> 00:04:01,244 - So he should. 60 00:04:01,244 --> 00:04:03,931 It was his Alex that got them into this reading lark, 61 00:04:03,931 --> 00:04:05,681 her damned book spot. 62 00:04:07,019 --> 00:04:10,006 - Yeah, on your son's radio station, Lachlan, 63 00:04:10,006 --> 00:04:12,557 illegal radio station, I may add. 64 00:04:12,557 --> 00:04:15,297 - Aye, well, that just may be. 65 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,288 - I don't know. 66 00:04:16,288 --> 00:04:18,177 I quite enjoy the quiet. 67 00:04:18,177 --> 00:04:19,976 I think Alex is to be commended. 68 00:04:19,976 --> 00:04:20,809 - Hmm. 69 00:04:20,809 --> 00:04:22,128 - I'm with you, Doctor. 70 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,288 Only an uncultured oaf would object to such serenity. 71 00:04:25,288 --> 00:04:26,439 - Uncultured oaf! 72 00:04:26,439 --> 00:04:28,313 Shh! 73 00:04:28,313 --> 00:04:31,046 - This is a bar, not a bloody library. 74 00:04:31,046 --> 00:04:34,386 - I understand there's barely a book left in the library. 75 00:04:34,386 --> 00:04:36,254 - It may have escaped your notice, 76 00:04:36,254 --> 00:04:37,606 but with all this reading going on, 77 00:04:37,606 --> 00:04:39,748 they're hardly drinking a thing. 78 00:04:39,748 --> 00:04:40,973 It's bad for trade. 79 00:04:40,973 --> 00:04:41,908 - We'll manage. 80 00:04:46,365 --> 00:04:47,767 - What's the matter with him? 81 00:04:47,767 --> 00:04:49,944 - He's reading Wuthering Heights, Hamish. 82 00:04:49,944 --> 00:04:51,611 Cathy has just died. 83 00:04:52,538 --> 00:04:56,011 Give us a pint, would you, Barney, while Agnes soothes him. 84 00:04:56,011 --> 00:04:57,474 - There, there, there. 85 00:04:57,474 --> 00:04:59,147 Go on now, Peter. 86 00:04:59,147 --> 00:05:02,512 - It's just, it's just so moving, Agnes 87 00:05:02,512 --> 00:05:03,911 - I know. 88 00:05:03,911 --> 00:05:06,649 - Maybe if you tackled something a bit 89 00:05:06,649 --> 00:05:09,739 emotionally less taxing, Peter. 90 00:05:09,739 --> 00:05:12,175 I've just finished A Brief History of Time, 91 00:05:12,175 --> 00:05:13,822 and you'd be welcome to it. 92 00:05:13,822 --> 00:05:17,451 - No, I'm going to finish this book, Neil. 93 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:19,368 I'm going to finish it. 94 00:05:20,948 --> 00:05:22,293 So moving. 95 00:05:22,293 --> 00:05:23,428 - Look at him. 96 00:05:23,428 --> 00:05:25,930 That man hasn't been up to the bar all night. 97 00:05:25,930 --> 00:05:27,956 Can you not do something about this, Hamish? 98 00:05:27,956 --> 00:05:30,733 - Why don't you just get Agnes to bind books at the bar? 99 00:05:30,733 --> 00:05:32,740 - Why don't you get Alex to stop the book spot? 100 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:36,133 - I wonder if you could just keep it down a little, lads. 101 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:36,966 I'm in the middle 102 00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:40,644 of a rather steamy bodice-ripper over here. 103 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,346 - Ah, we all know that it will blow over. 104 00:05:42,346 --> 00:05:43,179 - How so? 105 00:05:44,359 --> 00:05:47,281 - Well, we got a fax from Inverness. 106 00:05:47,281 --> 00:05:49,142 Apparently, there's been complaints from a couple 107 00:05:49,142 --> 00:05:51,158 of legitimate radio stations. 108 00:05:51,158 --> 00:05:53,588 Sending a detective on up tomorrow. 109 00:05:53,588 --> 00:05:54,998 Obviously, I'll be giving him every assistance. 110 00:05:54,998 --> 00:05:55,921 - Now wait a minute, Hamish. 111 00:05:55,921 --> 00:05:58,152 I don't want the radio station to close down, 112 00:05:58,152 --> 00:05:59,931 just that book spot. 113 00:05:59,931 --> 00:06:01,479 - Don't you worry, Barney. 114 00:06:01,479 --> 00:06:04,934 My boy, Lachie the Man has contingency plans 115 00:06:04,934 --> 00:06:07,734 for just such an eventuality as this. 116 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,363 - Heads up, it's News Queen. 117 00:06:09,363 --> 00:06:12,363 It's time for News Queen. 118 00:06:13,638 --> 00:06:16,974 It's 9 o'clock, and this is Radio Lochdubh News. 119 00:06:16,974 --> 00:06:20,592 A lovesick bull ran amok in Noonin High Street today. 120 00:06:20,592 --> 00:06:22,487 Meanwhile, back in Lochdubh-- 121 00:06:33,942 --> 00:06:35,478 - The Ceilidh Band, folks. 122 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:37,751 - With their penultimate number. 123 00:06:37,751 --> 00:06:38,869 - Sniffle, sniffle. 124 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:39,975 - Boo hoo. 125 00:06:39,975 --> 00:06:40,892 - Sob, sob. 126 00:06:42,073 --> 00:06:45,068 - But to look forward to on Radio Lochdubh-- 127 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:48,577 - Animal husbandry with a man who really knows his chickens. 128 00:06:48,577 --> 00:06:51,664 - Bide a wee, when a local luminary invites us 129 00:06:51,664 --> 00:06:54,298 into his or her hacienda. 130 00:06:54,298 --> 00:06:56,816 - And we bring you Stargazer, 131 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:59,524 a man for whom the future is an open book. 132 00:06:59,524 --> 00:07:00,357 - All this-- 133 00:07:00,357 --> 00:07:02,917 - And much, much, much, much, much, much more-- 134 00:07:02,917 --> 00:07:03,935 - Coming up on-- 135 00:07:03,935 --> 00:07:06,435 - Radio Lochdubh, your local-- 136 00:07:07,309 --> 00:07:08,208 - Local-- 137 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,041 - Radio. 138 00:07:10,432 --> 00:07:11,518 Yee hoo! 139 00:07:12,491 --> 00:07:13,324 - Yee ha! 140 00:07:41,539 --> 00:07:42,843 - Oh my God. 141 00:07:42,843 --> 00:07:43,676 - I'm sorry. 142 00:07:43,676 --> 00:07:45,374 - No, it was my fault. 143 00:07:45,374 --> 00:07:47,624 I should have been looking. 144 00:07:51,635 --> 00:07:52,635 - Excuse me. 145 00:07:54,184 --> 00:07:55,017 - Aye. 146 00:08:07,380 --> 00:08:08,405 Hi, lads. 147 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,568 - Hi. - Hi, Hamish. 148 00:08:09,568 --> 00:08:10,430 Wow. 149 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:11,473 - Hello! - Hamish! 150 00:08:11,473 --> 00:08:12,306 Did you catch-- 151 00:08:12,306 --> 00:08:13,723 The show? 152 00:08:15,199 --> 00:08:16,203 - How do you do that? 153 00:08:16,203 --> 00:08:17,036 - Do-- - What-- 154 00:08:17,036 --> 00:08:17,869 - Hamish? 155 00:08:17,869 --> 00:08:20,033 That. 156 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:20,940 - Sorry, Hamish. 157 00:08:20,940 --> 00:08:21,773 Were you listening? 158 00:08:21,773 --> 00:08:22,606 - Well, only to Book Lady. 159 00:08:22,606 --> 00:08:23,439 Where is she, by the way? 160 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:24,272 - She's-- - Over-- 161 00:08:24,272 --> 00:08:25,105 - At... 162 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,193 - That's great, that. 163 00:08:27,193 --> 00:08:29,493 - Alex goes over to the McNeil house when she finishes. 164 00:08:29,493 --> 00:08:32,447 Old Mrs. McNeil's a major fan of the literature spot. 165 00:08:32,447 --> 00:08:34,318 I thought you knew. 166 00:08:34,318 --> 00:08:35,746 - No, no, I didn't. 167 00:08:35,746 --> 00:08:38,996 But I've got some bad news, I'm afraid. 168 00:08:43,085 --> 00:08:46,267 - Nah, we were expecting something like this. 169 00:08:46,267 --> 00:08:47,600 Come on outside. 170 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:58,946 When these snoopers get here, Hamish, we'll go mobile. 171 00:08:58,946 --> 00:09:01,223 We'll have to scale the operation down, naturally, 172 00:09:01,223 --> 00:09:04,490 but we'll manage to put something out, 173 00:09:04,490 --> 00:09:08,657 keep the station's name in the public consciousness. 174 00:09:13,883 --> 00:09:15,867 - Where'd you get the money for all of this? 175 00:09:15,867 --> 00:09:18,617 - Station patron, Zoot McPherrin, 176 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:21,567 All he asked in return is 177 00:09:21,567 --> 00:09:23,306 that our output is demographically sound, 178 00:09:23,306 --> 00:09:25,872 you know, something for everyone. 179 00:09:25,872 --> 00:09:27,555 Though we're having a terrible time getting the Ceilidh Band 180 00:09:27,555 --> 00:09:29,707 to play swing for the older generation. 181 00:09:29,707 --> 00:09:31,083 - And you reckon this is gonna work? 182 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:31,991 - Oh-- - Yes-- 183 00:09:31,991 --> 00:09:32,824 - Hamish. 184 00:09:34,226 --> 00:09:36,503 - I'll shoo off, let you boys go on then, eh. 185 00:09:36,503 --> 00:09:38,094 Just watch out for that detective, man. 186 00:09:38,094 --> 00:09:39,043 - Oh-- - We-- 187 00:09:39,043 --> 00:09:40,479 - Will-- - Hamish. 188 00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:41,429 - And-- 189 00:09:41,429 --> 00:09:42,262 - Good-- 190 00:09:42,262 --> 00:09:43,095 - Night. 191 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:16,230 - I'm sorry. 192 00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:19,717 I saw your car. 193 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:23,183 I thought there may be something wrong. 194 00:10:23,183 --> 00:10:24,016 - No. 195 00:10:25,513 --> 00:10:27,555 Just enjoying the quiet. 196 00:10:27,555 --> 00:10:29,187 - Right. 197 00:10:29,187 --> 00:10:30,727 - You know, after the noise at the barn. 198 00:10:30,727 --> 00:10:31,727 - Oh, right. 199 00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:35,620 Well, um, 200 00:10:38,486 --> 00:10:40,798 I'll be off then, leave you in peace, eh. 201 00:10:40,798 --> 00:10:41,631 - No. 202 00:10:43,354 --> 00:10:44,187 - No? 203 00:10:46,874 --> 00:10:50,791 - What I meant was I was about to leave anyway. 204 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,251 - Well, I'll walk you to your car, 205 00:10:54,251 --> 00:10:57,084 seeing as how you're just leaving. 206 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,481 I cannot take this, Isobel, 207 00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:10,039 this living a lie. 208 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:14,299 Is it enough? 209 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,132 - Yeah. 210 00:11:17,524 --> 00:11:18,357 - Yeah. 211 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,046 - Good morning. 212 00:12:46,046 --> 00:12:46,879 - Oh yeah. 213 00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:50,776 - Late in, last night? 214 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,774 - Yeah, I was up at the barn. 215 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,770 Lachie said you went over to visit the McNeil's. 216 00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,937 - Yes, my number one fans. 217 00:13:02,325 --> 00:13:04,408 You don't say. 218 00:13:06,069 --> 00:13:07,848 - You don't mind? 219 00:13:07,848 --> 00:13:09,826 - No, no, why should I? 220 00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:13,165 You always liked it a lot, this radio thing. 221 00:13:13,165 --> 00:13:14,165 - Yes, I do. 222 00:13:19,405 --> 00:13:22,460 - Alex, there's something I have to tell you. 223 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:23,877 - Sounds serious. 224 00:13:25,698 --> 00:13:26,615 What is it? 225 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,249 - Well, uh... 226 00:13:34,157 --> 00:13:34,990 - Yes? 227 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:37,994 - Alex, um, 228 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:42,672 there's some people coming up 229 00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:45,742 to close down the radio station, look. 230 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,153 - What? 231 00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,341 - The thing's illegal, Alex. 232 00:13:48,341 --> 00:13:51,602 I mean, you must have dreamed of a media career 233 00:13:51,602 --> 00:13:53,544 for Lachie and Jubel, but it's illegal nonetheless. 234 00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:56,752 You must've known this was gonna happen. 235 00:13:56,752 --> 00:14:00,599 - But you're not gonna help them, these people? 236 00:14:00,599 --> 00:14:01,432 - What? 237 00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:03,558 - This radio thing, as you call it, 238 00:14:03,558 --> 00:14:05,063 means a lot to the community. 239 00:14:05,063 --> 00:14:06,421 - Oh come one, give it a couple of days, 240 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:07,745 and they'll forget it ever existed. 241 00:14:07,745 --> 00:14:10,037 - And what gives you the right to say that? 242 00:14:10,037 --> 00:14:12,342 What do you know about it? 243 00:14:12,342 --> 00:14:15,780 Some people can care, you know, and they can feel bad 244 00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:18,785 when they lose something they care about. 245 00:14:18,785 --> 00:14:20,441 Are you gonna help them? 246 00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:21,637 - When have I ever went against the grain 247 00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:23,120 in this place, Alex, eh? 248 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,028 That is how I get the job done. 249 00:14:26,028 --> 00:14:26,861 I go with the flow. 250 00:14:26,861 --> 00:14:29,019 - Oh yeah, that's what you do, isn't it, Hamish? 251 00:14:29,019 --> 00:14:30,537 Go with the flow. 252 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,791 I was forgetting, silly of me. 253 00:14:32,791 --> 00:14:37,302 - I'll neither help nor hinder them, Alex, okay? 254 00:14:37,302 --> 00:14:40,052 But whatever happens, it's, um... 255 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:44,585 - Yes? 256 00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:47,426 - Oh look, what I'm trying to say is 257 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:50,562 I would never, ever do anything to hurt you, Alex, 258 00:14:50,562 --> 00:14:52,902 never, whatever I've done. 259 00:14:52,902 --> 00:14:53,843 But you have to do it. 260 00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:57,843 It's just, it wouldn't be to hurt you, you know. 261 00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:04,434 It's important that you know that. 262 00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:08,601 - Why would I think you'd set out to hurt me, Hamish? 263 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:12,638 - Look, I'm not saying that. 264 00:15:12,638 --> 00:15:15,388 I'm just saying, I'm just saying. 265 00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:17,640 That's all. 266 00:15:32,395 --> 00:15:35,437 - I can hardly believe we're really here 267 00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:38,225 and getting bloody paid for it, too. 268 00:15:38,225 --> 00:15:39,892 - Yes, it is lovely. 269 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,884 - You know, Magda, much as I appreciate 270 00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:47,069 this is a mutual journey of discovery, 271 00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:49,270 if you get my meaning, 272 00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:50,731 on a purely individual level, 273 00:15:50,731 --> 00:15:53,750 I'm finding out an awful lot about myself. 274 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,945 I'm experiencing emotional responses 275 00:15:55,945 --> 00:15:59,316 I never thought I was capable of 276 00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:03,483 to this, to all this, Mag, the bloody beauty of it. 277 00:16:06,686 --> 00:16:08,769 It's so beautiful, Magda. 278 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,367 And to be seeing it with you here by my side, 279 00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:14,853 after all this waiting, 280 00:16:14,853 --> 00:16:18,770 Magda, why don't we just go to the caravan now? 281 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:25,583 - I'm not feeling that way right now, Sydney. 282 00:16:27,493 --> 00:16:30,432 . 283 00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:31,265 Well, I've been waiting 284 00:16:31,265 --> 00:16:32,888 throughout your divorce proceedings, Magda, 285 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:35,031 and then having waited for the emotional dust 286 00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:37,403 to settle after that. 287 00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:40,790 I suppose a few more hours waiting won't hurt. 288 00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:45,355 I don't suppose. 289 00:16:47,285 --> 00:16:48,702 Morning. 290 00:16:51,057 --> 00:16:52,503 - I made a list of things to do. 291 00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:54,293 - Thank you. 292 00:16:54,293 --> 00:16:56,893 But I think I might have managed using my own initiative. 293 00:16:58,012 --> 00:16:59,583 - Did you hear that, boys? 294 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,500 Use his own initiative. 295 00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,845 I want a hotel to come back to, Barney, 296 00:17:04,845 --> 00:17:08,555 so you just refer to that list constantly. 297 00:17:08,555 --> 00:17:11,302 - Have you thought of maybe pinning it to his jumper, Agnes? 298 00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:13,340 - In case he loses the whole damn thing. 299 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:14,945 ? 300 00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:19,510 - Don't forget to tell your mother I was asking. 301 00:17:27,135 --> 00:17:28,769 - A caravan? 302 00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:31,359 They're not paying you enough to stay in a hotel? 303 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:32,501 Must be a bit awkward, no? 304 00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:35,378 - The caravan's actually mine, Constable, and Magda and I, 305 00:17:35,378 --> 00:17:39,545 our relationship goes beyond professional bounds, almost. 306 00:17:40,858 --> 00:17:42,879 I've got a few names I'd like to run past you. 307 00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:46,066 They're pretty obscure, but you never know. 308 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:46,899 Book Lady. 309 00:17:48,273 --> 00:17:49,791 - Hmm, no. 310 00:17:49,791 --> 00:17:51,167 - News Queen. 311 00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:56,850 Professor Merino, I think he's something to do with sheep. 312 00:17:56,850 --> 00:17:57,683 - No. 313 00:18:00,389 --> 00:18:02,198 - Flipside Jack. 314 00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:03,132 - Mm mm. 315 00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:04,028 - Lachie the Man. 316 00:18:04,028 --> 00:18:06,527 , you mean Lachie the Man. 317 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:07,360 - Do you know him? 318 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,818 - No, I'm just helping you with the pronunciation. 319 00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:10,901 You see, it's ha, Lachie. 320 00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:13,488 - Lachie, right. 321 00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:14,855 - Yeah, and by the way, there are thousands 322 00:18:14,855 --> 00:18:16,763 of Lachies in them there hills. 323 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,761 - I'm sure there are. 324 00:18:18,761 --> 00:18:19,594 Look, we'll just get on 325 00:18:19,594 --> 00:18:21,277 with our work quietly here, Constable. 326 00:18:21,277 --> 00:18:23,549 If we need any help, we'll let you know. 327 00:18:23,549 --> 00:18:24,382 - Anytime. 328 00:18:45,742 --> 00:18:47,350 - Come on, Ella. 329 00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:48,399 - Thank God. 330 00:18:48,399 --> 00:18:50,376 Right, I want it before we go on. 331 00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:51,568 Talk naturally, okay. 332 00:18:51,568 --> 00:18:53,805 Oh, and first we need to find you a byname. 333 00:18:53,805 --> 00:18:55,959 - Oh, Daddy will do fine, thank you very much. 334 00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,013 - Daddy? 335 00:18:57,013 --> 00:18:59,468 I can't call you Daddy on air. 336 00:18:59,468 --> 00:19:02,718 - Well, we won't be going on air, then. 337 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,099 - So folks, on this animal husbandry spot, 338 00:19:07,099 --> 00:19:09,599 tonight we bring you my daddy. 339 00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:11,506 - Good evening. 340 00:19:11,506 --> 00:19:14,581 And tonight my daddy will be talking about what 341 00:19:14,581 --> 00:19:18,200 to do with hens that stop laying, Daddy. 342 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:22,322 - Well, Lachie the Man, first thing is an external check 343 00:19:22,322 --> 00:19:26,162 of the bird to get a picture of her general condition. 344 00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:29,719 Now if this reveals nothing, we must look carefully 345 00:19:29,719 --> 00:19:33,082 up the birds fundament in search of blockages. 346 00:19:33,082 --> 00:19:34,524 - It's fundament? 347 00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:37,024 And what would that be, Daddy? 348 00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:40,733 - That would be its arse, boy. 349 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,423 I had hoped to avoid using that term. 350 00:19:42,423 --> 00:19:44,294 But in the light of your amazing ignorance, 351 00:19:44,294 --> 00:19:46,646 I'm afraid I had no option, next question. 352 00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:50,075 - Well, maybe you'd like to take a look, Daddy, 353 00:19:50,075 --> 00:19:51,651 and tell us what you see. 354 00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:10,836 - Oh you look lovely, Magda. 355 00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:15,584 - Thank you, Sydney. 356 00:20:15,584 --> 00:20:17,247 - You've really caught the sun, you know. 357 00:20:18,638 --> 00:20:19,975 Sit down and relax. 358 00:20:19,975 --> 00:20:21,392 It won't be long. 359 00:20:22,648 --> 00:20:24,702 Have a breadstick while you're waiting. 360 00:20:24,702 --> 00:20:27,034 Oh, and I've prepared us a lovely pepper sauce 361 00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:28,867 to go with this thing. 362 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,013 - Sydney. 363 00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:35,454 - Oh, did I tell you they'd started broadcasting, Magda. 364 00:20:35,454 --> 00:20:36,954 I picked them up, no problem, 365 00:20:36,954 --> 00:20:39,454 bearing 183 degrees from here. 366 00:20:40,397 --> 00:20:41,727 And guess what. 367 00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:42,560 - What? 368 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:43,760 - I've checked the maps. 369 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,532 There's not a single building on that bearing I can see. 370 00:20:47,532 --> 00:20:49,655 I think they're on the move, Magda. 371 00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:51,241 - Then they'll be harder to catch, Sydney. 372 00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:52,074 - Oh yes. 373 00:20:53,714 --> 00:20:57,419 But why should we be in a hurry to catch them? 374 00:20:57,419 --> 00:20:59,086 - Sydney. - Come on. 375 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:02,044 Have some wine. 376 00:21:09,807 --> 00:21:10,669 - Isobel. 377 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:11,502 - Hi. 378 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:13,590 - It's working all right. 379 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:16,040 - Mm hmm, a bit warm, but it's working. 380 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:16,873 - Good. 381 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:18,911 Best get in. 382 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:19,744 - Yeah. 383 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:28,072 - Everything's locked, Magda. 384 00:21:28,072 --> 00:21:30,489 Everything's safe and secure. 385 00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:44,790 - Sydney, I can't. 386 00:21:46,726 --> 00:21:48,085 - What? 387 00:21:48,085 --> 00:21:49,632 Why not? 388 00:21:49,632 --> 00:21:51,080 - I'm frightened, Sydney. 389 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,163 - Frightened? 390 00:21:53,122 --> 00:21:55,300 With all due respect, my dear, you're hardly new to this. 391 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:57,405 You were only married for 18 bloody years. 392 00:21:57,405 --> 00:21:59,309 - No, you don't understand. 393 00:21:59,309 --> 00:22:01,989 I have this feeling, Sydney, 394 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,122 that something terrible is going to happen. 395 00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,197 - Nonsense. 396 00:22:05,197 --> 00:22:07,425 - No, please, Sydney. 397 00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:10,616 I have this terrible sense of foreboding. 398 00:22:12,401 --> 00:22:13,831 - Well, I suppose I should be flattered, Magda. 399 00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:15,073 I mean, other blokes get fobbed off 400 00:22:15,073 --> 00:22:16,813 with mundane excuses like headaches. 401 00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:18,360 I get foreboding. 402 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,333 - Don't be like this, Sydney. 403 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,198 - Well, what do you expect, Magda. 404 00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:23,031 You're not the only one with a biological clock, you know, 405 00:22:23,031 --> 00:22:27,114 and mine's ticking away just as fast as yours is. 406 00:22:28,524 --> 00:22:30,830 That's why we have to move this relationship 407 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:34,413 on to the physical plane ASAP, Magda, ASAP. 408 00:22:36,905 --> 00:22:38,572 - I'm sorry, Sydney. 409 00:22:45,554 --> 00:22:46,387 - I see. 410 00:22:48,522 --> 00:22:49,355 Oh Sydney. 411 00:22:49,355 --> 00:22:53,188 - No, no, it's all right, Magda, I understand. 412 00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:57,288 Well, if not pleasure, business. 413 00:22:58,701 --> 00:23:00,788 Perhaps I could spend my time more fruitfully 414 00:23:00,788 --> 00:23:02,788 listening to our quarry. 415 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,468 Good night, Magda. 416 00:23:17,264 --> 00:23:20,412 - Continued, go marry your man. 417 00:23:20,412 --> 00:23:22,329 Go on, you may as well. 418 00:23:23,461 --> 00:23:25,831 I have no further claim upon you. 419 00:23:25,831 --> 00:23:27,638 Why didn't he win you away before 420 00:23:27,638 --> 00:23:30,332 when nobody would have been grieved? 421 00:23:30,332 --> 00:23:32,715 Now the people sneer at me. 422 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:36,413 The very hills and sky seem to laugh at me, 423 00:23:36,413 --> 00:23:39,413 'til I blush shamefully at my folly. 424 00:23:41,094 --> 00:23:42,177 I loved once. 425 00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,756 When I'm dead they'll say 426 00:23:48,756 --> 00:23:51,673 miserable lovesick man that he was. 427 00:24:00,078 --> 00:24:02,661 , 428 00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:08,092 , if I had got jilted secretly, 429 00:24:10,794 --> 00:24:13,044 and the dishonor not known. 430 00:24:15,238 --> 00:24:17,071 All the time you knew, 431 00:24:17,945 --> 00:24:22,112 how very well you knew that your new freak was my misery. 432 00:24:25,434 --> 00:24:27,544 Book Lady, folks. 433 00:24:27,544 --> 00:24:31,153 Tune in tomorrow for the next heart-- 434 00:24:31,153 --> 00:24:32,623 - Thanks, everyone. 435 00:24:32,623 --> 00:24:34,413 - That was superb, Hamish. 436 00:24:34,413 --> 00:24:36,042 Wasn't that superb, Doc? 437 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:37,368 - Aye, sure. 438 00:24:37,368 --> 00:24:39,410 Though I prefer the moderns myself, 439 00:24:39,410 --> 00:24:41,210 Albert Camus, for instance. 440 00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:43,138 - Drinks? - I've got him! 441 00:24:43,138 --> 00:24:45,813 I've got him over here. 442 00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:47,063 - Pint, anyone? 443 00:24:51,149 --> 00:24:54,332 - The doc's right about this man, listen. 444 00:24:54,332 --> 00:24:55,473 Shh! 445 00:24:55,473 --> 00:24:56,426 Quiet! 446 00:24:56,426 --> 00:24:59,926 - "Mother died today, or was it yesterday? 447 00:25:00,922 --> 00:25:02,904 "I don't know." 448 00:25:02,904 --> 00:25:04,987 Simple, yet breathtaking. 449 00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:08,925 One is immediately drawn 450 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:12,008 into this fractured, uncertain world. 451 00:25:12,865 --> 00:25:14,061 - Anybody? 452 00:25:14,061 --> 00:25:17,323 - Well, it's a wonderfully economic prose style. 453 00:25:17,323 --> 00:25:18,976 I'll give you that. 454 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:20,731 What did you say he was again, Doc? 455 00:25:20,731 --> 00:25:23,233 - Albert Camus, the existentialist. 456 00:25:23,233 --> 00:25:24,278 - Beer, anyone? 457 00:25:24,278 --> 00:25:26,092 - Roughly put, a philosophy which suggests 458 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,242 that being comes before essence. 459 00:25:28,242 --> 00:25:31,376 - Nonsense, being before essence , 460 00:25:31,376 --> 00:25:33,953 I was born with a soul, with an innate sense 461 00:25:33,953 --> 00:25:35,595 of right and wrong. 462 00:25:35,595 --> 00:25:37,395 I had my essence at birth. 463 00:25:37,395 --> 00:25:38,331 Fascist bastard! 464 00:25:38,331 --> 00:25:39,212 - Who said that? 465 00:25:39,212 --> 00:25:40,426 Come on, show yourself, come on! 466 00:25:40,426 --> 00:25:42,326 - Never mind who said it. 467 00:25:42,326 --> 00:25:43,369 Stick to the point. 468 00:25:43,369 --> 00:25:45,153 - Ah, you're quite right, Neil, eh. 469 00:25:45,153 --> 00:25:48,806 You see, this existentialism, it's the devil's own creed. 470 00:25:48,806 --> 00:25:51,584 I know it is a recipe for social collapse. 471 00:25:53,133 --> 00:25:54,800 Man, I can see it now. 472 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,539 I mean, let's say I go and buy myself a new tractor, 473 00:25:56,539 --> 00:25:59,195 a bright, shiny one, a red one, maybe, eh. 474 00:25:59,195 --> 00:26:00,554 - Why red, Lachlan? 475 00:26:00,554 --> 00:26:01,700 Is that significant? 476 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:02,553 No, no, no, no, no, 477 00:26:02,553 --> 00:26:03,643 of course, that's not significant. 478 00:26:03,643 --> 00:26:05,226 - If you don't buy a drink, 479 00:26:05,226 --> 00:26:06,107 I'm gonna cut my throat. 480 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:09,278 - That was merely a postulate. 481 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:12,297 So anyway, I'm up on croft, just walking around and about, 482 00:26:12,297 --> 00:26:15,004 knocking down, as you do, marveling at the new gadgets 483 00:26:15,004 --> 00:26:16,928 that have come with this tractor. 484 00:26:16,928 --> 00:26:19,460 When up comes this jackanapes 485 00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:22,716 and starts making off with the tractor. 486 00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:25,585 Here, I say, "That is my tractor. 487 00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:26,972 "And it would not be a good idea 488 00:26:26,972 --> 00:26:28,545 "for you to make off with it. 489 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,756 "That would be quite wrong, in fact." 490 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,839 But he can say, according to you lot, 491 00:26:34,825 --> 00:26:36,079 "I'm an existentialist. 492 00:26:36,079 --> 00:26:38,137 "I don't know what wrong is yet." 493 00:26:38,137 --> 00:26:40,646 - I think you're being a bit obstinate, Lachlan. 494 00:26:40,646 --> 00:26:43,384 I think, in fact, vis a vis, your postulate, 495 00:26:43,384 --> 00:26:44,217 the phrase that springs 496 00:26:44,217 --> 00:26:46,715 . 497 00:26:46,715 --> 00:26:49,244 - We could argue here all night. 498 00:26:49,244 --> 00:26:51,946 The only absolute truth is-- 499 00:26:51,946 --> 00:26:53,529 - What? - Say what. 500 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,525 - There is no absolute truth. 501 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,799 That's an epistemological comment, Lachlan. 502 00:27:03,761 --> 00:27:05,577 - Who'd have thought it, eh? 503 00:27:05,577 --> 00:27:07,970 The cut and thrust of philosophical debate, 504 00:27:07,970 --> 00:27:09,958 here in the Stag Bar. 505 00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,560 - Existentialism! 506 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,767 Damned books have filled their heads full of nonsense. 507 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:15,659 - It's not just books, Barney. 508 00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:17,400 There were the old gangster movies, 509 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,776 the ultimate existential hero, you know, 510 00:27:19,776 --> 00:27:21,762 the man who rejects all laws and conventions 511 00:27:21,762 --> 00:27:23,984 and goes his own way. 512 00:27:23,984 --> 00:27:26,271 - Rejects all laws and convention? 513 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:27,504 - Gangsters, Barn? 514 00:27:27,504 --> 00:27:32,479 I think you have enough trouble with the philosophers. 515 00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:33,998 Do you have any books on it, Doc? 516 00:27:33,998 --> 00:27:35,331 - Books, Barney? 517 00:27:36,492 --> 00:27:37,742 - Aye, why not? 518 00:27:41,508 --> 00:27:44,036 - That Barney's up to something, don't you think? 519 00:27:44,036 --> 00:27:45,472 - Hi, Isobel. 520 00:27:45,472 --> 00:27:48,200 - I was wondering if we might have a word, Hamish. 521 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,963 - Yeah, sure. 522 00:27:49,963 --> 00:27:52,463 - Well, I'll just mosey along. 523 00:28:00,862 --> 00:28:02,612 - I met Alex tonight. 524 00:28:03,865 --> 00:28:04,840 I thought she might have had something 525 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,257 to say to me, but she didn't. 526 00:28:09,884 --> 00:28:13,049 - Well, that's maybe because I haven't told her yet. 527 00:28:13,049 --> 00:28:14,716 - Can I ask why not? 528 00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:24,458 - Because I'm trying to find a way without hurting her. 529 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:27,644 - That's a decent instinct, Hamish, 530 00:28:27,644 --> 00:28:29,894 but that way doesn't exist. 531 00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:38,659 - Just give me time, Isobel, eh? 532 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:57,835 - You haven't mentioned the show, 533 00:28:57,835 --> 00:28:59,545 what you thought of it. 534 00:28:59,545 --> 00:29:02,469 - You were as good as ever, Alex. 535 00:29:02,469 --> 00:29:03,302 - Thanks. 536 00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:06,945 - Very emotional, heartfelt. 537 00:29:12,433 --> 00:29:13,266 Alex. 538 00:29:15,925 --> 00:29:17,967 - Did I say I thought it was over? 539 00:29:17,967 --> 00:29:18,800 - Oh no. 540 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,114 - Hamish and me. 541 00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:20,947 - Oh. 542 00:29:21,932 --> 00:29:23,561 - Do you even want to hear about such things, 543 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,144 for goodness' sake? 544 00:29:27,681 --> 00:29:28,764 - Him or you? 545 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:30,953 - Him. 546 00:29:32,144 --> 00:29:35,115 He hasn't said anything, but I've suspected for some time. 547 00:29:35,115 --> 00:29:36,948 - Oh what will you do? 548 00:29:39,956 --> 00:29:42,611 - Leave, I think. - Oh no. 549 00:29:42,611 --> 00:29:45,978 - Get on with my life somewhere else. 550 00:29:45,978 --> 00:29:47,615 - Hector. 551 00:29:47,615 --> 00:29:48,934 - Aye? 552 00:29:48,934 --> 00:29:51,624 - I was asking for your advice on this matter. 553 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:55,207 - Oh men are hopeless, emotionally, I mean. 554 00:29:56,608 --> 00:29:59,941 And so he'll have to be asked right out. 555 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:03,484 Now if Macbeth is having difficulty 556 00:30:03,484 --> 00:30:05,734 in expressing his feelings, 557 00:30:07,411 --> 00:30:09,408 he has to be helped. 558 00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:11,647 You'll just have to ask him right out. 559 00:30:11,647 --> 00:30:12,480 - Thank you. 560 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,820 Aye, eh. 561 00:30:14,820 --> 00:30:17,554 - Just promise me one thing. 562 00:30:17,554 --> 00:30:18,673 - What? 563 00:30:18,673 --> 00:30:19,923 - If you do go, 564 00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:23,654 you'll finish that story first. 565 00:30:28,344 --> 00:30:29,761 - Solemn promise. 566 00:30:39,836 --> 00:30:41,336 - Books, you want? 567 00:30:42,238 --> 00:30:43,905 I'll give you books. 568 00:30:51,453 --> 00:30:53,227 - Ah, Jubel, come on in. 569 00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:57,394 I've just given the place a dust and hoover for you. 570 00:31:00,165 --> 00:31:01,171 - Just to put you in the picture 571 00:31:01,171 --> 00:31:03,688 about the bide a wee spot, Rory. 572 00:31:03,688 --> 00:31:06,917 If you just try and imagine your entertaining an old friend, 573 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:09,042 natural and intimate, you understand? 574 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:11,259 - First things first, Lachie, do we have a deal 575 00:31:11,259 --> 00:31:12,767 with the other transmission? 576 00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:14,682 - We have a deal, Mr. Campbell. 577 00:31:14,682 --> 00:31:16,097 - Good. 578 00:31:16,097 --> 00:31:17,347 Now let me see. 579 00:31:18,402 --> 00:31:20,402 A close friend, you say. 580 00:31:21,411 --> 00:31:23,353 I think we should start with the Jacuzzi. 581 00:31:23,353 --> 00:31:25,610 - First, we have to find you a name, Rory. 582 00:31:25,610 --> 00:31:28,110 - I've already thought of one. 583 00:31:31,231 --> 00:31:33,090 What exactly would you say were the benefits 584 00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:35,609 of a Jacuzzi, Big Grocer? 585 00:31:35,609 --> 00:31:38,082 Relaxation, Lachie the Man. 586 00:31:38,082 --> 00:31:39,773 You sink into them bubbles at the end 587 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:41,440 of the day, and ooh, 588 00:31:43,497 --> 00:31:46,065 the tension just oozes out. 589 00:31:46,065 --> 00:31:49,565 - You come across really well, Big Grocer, 590 00:31:51,473 --> 00:31:52,931 very authoritative. 591 00:31:52,931 --> 00:31:54,331 - Oh, you. 592 00:31:54,331 --> 00:31:56,904 And now, we're in Big Grocer's bedroom. 593 00:31:56,904 --> 00:31:59,391 And what bedroom it is. 594 00:31:59,391 --> 00:32:02,664 The most striking object is the emperor size four poster, 595 00:32:02,664 --> 00:32:04,860 which is canopied in what I can only describe 596 00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:07,947 as billowing sails of Broderie anglaise. 597 00:32:07,947 --> 00:32:10,881 Big Grocer, this is a big bed. 598 00:32:10,881 --> 00:32:12,139 - In a bed that size, 599 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:15,449 you get the tremendous feeling of space, 600 00:32:15,449 --> 00:32:18,623 which generates a feeling of well-being, 601 00:32:18,623 --> 00:32:20,623 which in turn generates, 602 00:32:21,702 --> 00:32:25,213 well, you know what I mean, Lachie the Man. 603 00:32:30,014 --> 00:32:32,275 You feel you get carried away in the wild, let's say. 604 00:32:47,707 --> 00:32:49,804 - I've made you some Irish stew. 605 00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:50,689 - From a tin? 606 00:32:50,689 --> 00:32:51,522 - Yes. 607 00:32:52,573 --> 00:32:53,436 I've been going over my notes again 608 00:32:53,436 --> 00:32:56,216 about this bide a wee spot. 609 00:32:56,216 --> 00:32:58,305 First, there's this Big Grocer. 610 00:32:58,305 --> 00:32:59,143 Is he a grocer? 611 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,662 Maybe, maybe not. 612 00:33:00,662 --> 00:33:02,413 But there are two indisputable facts. 613 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:04,376 One, he has a Jacuzzi. 614 00:33:04,376 --> 00:33:06,634 Two, he's gonna do a live broadcast tomorrow. 615 00:33:06,634 --> 00:33:07,467 They mentioned it, it's some kind 616 00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:10,136 of novelty spot. - Sydney. 617 00:33:10,136 --> 00:33:12,429 I've been seeing things. 618 00:33:12,429 --> 00:33:13,262 - What? 619 00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:16,669 - When I close my eyes, 620 00:33:16,669 --> 00:33:19,120 there's a sudden violent storm, 621 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:23,287 four sheep, one with a red stripe across its back. 622 00:33:24,141 --> 00:33:27,391 - Well, that's very interesting, Magda. 623 00:33:31,022 --> 00:33:35,189 I think I found the key, you know, a Jacuzzi, yes. 624 00:33:52,272 --> 00:33:54,189 - Do you still love me? 625 00:33:58,682 --> 00:33:59,515 - What? 626 00:34:03,993 --> 00:34:06,493 - I said do you still love me? 627 00:34:11,324 --> 00:34:13,741 - I still care for you, Alex. 628 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:15,844 - But not love. 629 00:34:19,317 --> 00:34:20,150 - No. 630 00:34:30,198 --> 00:34:31,448 - Is it Isobel? 631 00:34:45,354 --> 00:34:47,271 Just wanted to be sure. 632 00:34:51,435 --> 00:34:53,268 - What's gonna happen? 633 00:34:55,423 --> 00:34:58,987 - If you don't mind, I'd rather not run home to Daddy. 634 00:34:58,987 --> 00:35:00,561 If I could wait a few days 635 00:35:00,561 --> 00:35:03,978 and leave from here, I'd appreciate that. 636 00:35:05,276 --> 00:35:07,026 - You're gonna leave? 637 00:35:08,681 --> 00:35:11,348 - Yes, that's what I want to do. 638 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:13,160 - Alex. 639 00:36:04,516 --> 00:36:06,632 - Where's Barney? 640 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:07,885 It's 9:11. 641 00:36:07,885 --> 00:36:08,789 Where is he? 642 00:36:08,789 --> 00:36:11,552 - He says he'll be out when he feels like it. 643 00:36:12,385 --> 00:36:16,552 Oh, and Lachlan, wait 'til you get a sight of this. 644 00:36:25,431 --> 00:36:27,510 - Hey, Barney, 645 00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:29,343 it's nearly half past. 646 00:36:30,243 --> 00:36:32,493 - You're talking time, man. 647 00:36:33,705 --> 00:36:37,564 I no longer recognize that constraint. 648 00:36:37,564 --> 00:36:38,926 - What's he smoking? 649 00:36:38,926 --> 00:36:43,093 - That's Gitanes by the smell of it, French cigarettes. 650 00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:49,609 - Cognac? 651 00:36:49,609 --> 00:36:51,892 - Oh no, just the usual for me, Barney, 652 00:36:51,892 --> 00:36:53,505 something soft for the boy, you know, 653 00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:54,897 considering the time of day. 654 00:36:54,897 --> 00:36:56,444 And you know, Lachie, Jr., 655 00:36:56,444 --> 00:36:58,019 it's your turn to pay. 656 00:36:58,019 --> 00:37:00,077 ? 657 00:37:00,077 --> 00:37:02,064 There's no paying here. 658 00:37:02,064 --> 00:37:04,731 Everything's free, man, come on. 659 00:37:06,654 --> 00:37:10,737 You think Barney's bound by the laws of commerce. 660 00:37:10,737 --> 00:37:14,320 I live in good faith, man, from here on in, 661 00:37:15,462 --> 00:37:16,550 in good faith. 662 00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:19,680 Now don't insult me with talk of paying. 663 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,763 Come and join me in beer! 664 00:37:28,353 --> 00:37:29,186 Yeah! 665 00:37:32,521 --> 00:37:33,854 - How do I look? 666 00:37:38,932 --> 00:37:39,765 - Edible. 667 00:37:46,091 --> 00:37:48,650 - Mr. Braithwaite, I think this is a waste of time, really. 668 00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:51,145 - No, no, no, there's only one man in Lochdubh 669 00:37:51,145 --> 00:37:54,482 with a Jacuzzi, Constable, and he's a grocer. 670 00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:56,544 - And big with it. 671 00:37:56,544 --> 00:37:57,544 There he is. 672 00:38:16,397 --> 00:38:19,130 - Hello, darling, do you want to see my postcards? 673 00:38:30,634 --> 00:38:32,051 - Sit down, baby. 674 00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:35,928 - What's going on? 675 00:38:35,928 --> 00:38:37,428 - Only life, baby, 676 00:38:39,508 --> 00:38:40,341 only life! 677 00:38:41,415 --> 00:38:43,082 Come, drink with me. 678 00:38:44,285 --> 00:38:48,461 Drink some free spirits from a free spirit. 679 00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:50,008 - Free? 680 00:38:50,008 --> 00:38:51,738 You've been giving it away. 681 00:38:51,738 --> 00:38:54,238 - I found it here, everything. 682 00:38:55,409 --> 00:38:56,242 I opened. 683 00:38:57,531 --> 00:38:58,364 I read. 684 00:38:59,448 --> 00:39:00,615 I was changed. 685 00:39:02,654 --> 00:39:03,904 It just hit me. 686 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:05,833 Huh? 687 00:39:09,489 --> 00:39:13,656 - Well, let's see if it can reverse the process, baby. 688 00:39:16,027 --> 00:39:20,036 - Stargazer, these phenomenal powers of yours, 689 00:39:20,036 --> 00:39:22,947 is there anything that sets them off? 690 00:39:22,947 --> 00:39:25,827 - I find that elemental forces help a great deal, 691 00:39:25,827 --> 00:39:29,492 Flipside Jack, electricity, in particular. 692 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:30,982 - Electricity? 693 00:39:30,982 --> 00:39:34,170 - So, you could be assailed by a vision 694 00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:38,161 when you're doing the ironing or boiling a kettle? 695 00:39:38,161 --> 00:39:40,161 - Actually, I was thinking more of light. 696 00:39:40,994 --> 00:39:44,661 Though, sometimes a minor jolt will suffice. 697 00:39:46,380 --> 00:39:49,003 Just a bit of a glitch here, folks, 698 00:39:49,003 --> 00:39:50,503 if you heard that. 699 00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:53,596 Stargazer? 700 00:40:07,048 --> 00:40:07,881 Stargazer? 701 00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:13,333 - I'm sorry, what was I saying? 702 00:40:17,266 --> 00:40:18,099 - Lachie. 703 00:40:28,897 --> 00:40:29,980 - Lachie, Jr. 704 00:40:32,791 --> 00:40:33,624 Look! 705 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:41,302 - Now, novelty time, which tonight sees the writing 706 00:40:41,302 --> 00:40:45,469 of the Big Grocer, with his very own romantic verse. 707 00:40:50,507 --> 00:40:54,507 - My dearie, in the day as I coil amidst the jam 708 00:40:55,439 --> 00:40:59,606 and the spam, the tins of ham, I oftentimes, get weary. 709 00:41:06,903 --> 00:41:11,475 When my back aches, my limbs shake with fatigue, 710 00:41:11,475 --> 00:41:14,810 and these young, old eyes get bleary, 711 00:41:14,810 --> 00:41:17,600 I think of you, my dearie. 712 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,687 I think of the night coming when the owl hoots, 713 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:24,423 and I can shed my working boots and into slippers slip 714 00:41:24,423 --> 00:41:26,673 and slip to you, my dearie. 715 00:41:34,131 --> 00:41:36,729 I think of that Heaven on Earth, 716 00:41:36,729 --> 00:41:39,780 where you wait there by the hearth, 717 00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:43,062 my cup, full, warm and waiting. 718 00:41:43,062 --> 00:41:45,637 You've even ran the bath. 719 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:47,942 - Oh no, Professor Merino, no! 720 00:41:47,942 --> 00:41:50,567 - I am a king, a king, 721 00:41:50,567 --> 00:41:52,490 a king, a king, a king, 722 00:41:52,490 --> 00:41:55,118 but no subject there need fear me, 723 00:41:55,118 --> 00:41:59,285 nor bend the knee nor kiss my hand nor otherwise be leery, 724 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:03,604 for this king reigns but in your heart, 725 00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,271 your precious heart, 726 00:42:07,347 --> 00:42:08,790 my dearie. 727 00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,876 - That was great, Mr. Campbell. 728 00:42:16,876 --> 00:42:17,931 - Thank you. 729 00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:28,483 - There's your sheep, Magda. 730 00:42:28,483 --> 00:42:29,316 They were a good omen. 731 00:42:29,316 --> 00:42:31,066 They brought us luck. 732 00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:45,918 - So here endeth Radio Lochdubh. 733 00:42:45,918 --> 00:42:47,125 Alex, come on. 734 00:42:47,125 --> 00:42:48,761 - Here endeth every bloody thing. 735 00:42:48,761 --> 00:42:50,580 I was to finish tonight, I promised. 736 00:42:50,580 --> 00:42:51,693 - Well, it's not your fault. 737 00:42:51,693 --> 00:42:52,526 No? 738 00:42:52,526 --> 00:42:53,969 - Look, it is not your fault. 739 00:42:53,969 --> 00:42:55,707 You are so predictable. 740 00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:56,540 - What? 741 00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:57,373 - I made an undertaking. 742 00:42:57,373 --> 00:42:59,801 I said to another human being I will do this. 743 00:42:59,801 --> 00:43:01,061 - Oh Alex, please. 744 00:43:01,061 --> 00:43:02,302 - Please what? 745 00:43:02,302 --> 00:43:05,677 Please, don't actually talk about what you've done to me? 746 00:43:05,677 --> 00:43:08,679 I made a promise, and it hurts me to break it. 747 00:43:08,679 --> 00:43:12,679 Now how could you even begin to understand that? 748 00:43:17,364 --> 00:43:19,540 You should have told me. 749 00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:22,916 You should have told me and not had me hanging around here 750 00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:25,857 like so much excess baggage. 751 00:43:25,857 --> 00:43:26,772 - Please, Alex, please-- 752 00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,302 - Please leave me. 753 00:43:29,302 --> 00:43:30,135 Leave me. 754 00:43:32,039 --> 00:43:33,706 Just leave me alone. 755 00:43:43,395 --> 00:43:44,228 Hey, Barney. 756 00:43:44,228 --> 00:43:45,061 - Hamish. 757 00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,579 - What happened to him? 758 00:43:47,579 --> 00:43:48,996 - Agnes happened. 759 00:43:52,249 --> 00:43:56,249 - Lost the battle, as they say, but won the war. 760 00:44:17,049 --> 00:44:19,504 - Who's in the dining room, Barney? 761 00:44:19,504 --> 00:44:20,337 - Nobody. 762 00:44:21,917 --> 00:44:23,503 - There's somebody there. 763 00:44:23,503 --> 00:44:26,836 - It's the couple from the detector van. 764 00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:48,458 - Just listen to that. 765 00:44:50,139 --> 00:44:51,972 I've booked us a room. 766 00:44:53,007 --> 00:44:56,496 Maybe you need a change of surroundings. 767 00:44:56,496 --> 00:44:57,329 - No. 768 00:45:03,665 --> 00:45:04,498 - Magda? 769 00:45:07,999 --> 00:45:09,399 Magda, what is it? 770 00:45:16,082 --> 00:45:17,999 - Please, make it stop. 771 00:45:32,137 --> 00:45:34,545 - Who is the woman? 772 00:45:34,545 --> 00:45:35,378 Who? 773 00:45:38,923 --> 00:45:40,006 - What is it? 774 00:45:42,266 --> 00:45:43,349 - Let me see. 775 00:45:44,433 --> 00:45:46,058 Magda? 776 00:45:46,058 --> 00:45:46,891 - Oh God. 777 00:45:49,766 --> 00:45:50,599 - Show me. 778 00:45:59,636 --> 00:46:01,117 Oh no. 779 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,614 - Keep him here. 780 00:46:34,235 --> 00:46:36,458 - Don't you go down there, Hamish. 781 00:46:36,458 --> 00:46:38,291 You stay here with me. 782 00:46:40,413 --> 00:46:42,080 - John, you tell me. 783 00:46:43,652 --> 00:46:44,985 You tell me now. 784 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,020 - She's dead, son. 785 00:46:50,093 --> 00:46:51,010 She's dead. 786 00:47:12,401 --> 00:47:14,420 - They found her, Agnes. 787 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,337 She's gone, she's dead. 788 00:47:21,528 --> 00:47:25,695 - You know, I always knew you were special, Magda. 789 00:47:26,662 --> 00:47:30,829 But now it seems you're even more special than I thought. 790 00:47:36,902 --> 00:47:38,069 Esme.