1 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:57,173 - Alistair McCleod. 2 00:01:09,273 --> 00:01:11,488 So I feel it's time for me to move up to a paper 3 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:15,435 with more resources and wider readership, thank you. 4 00:01:15,435 --> 00:01:17,309 - And the bulk of your experience 5 00:01:17,309 --> 00:01:19,364 is on the Lochdubh and District Listener. 6 00:01:19,364 --> 00:01:20,851 - Yes. 7 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:23,243 Obviously this would be a challenge, 8 00:01:23,243 --> 00:01:26,661 but it's a challenge I think I'm ready for. 9 00:01:26,661 --> 00:01:27,677 - Lockdubh, 10 00:01:27,677 --> 00:01:30,336 wasn't there a big climbing accident up there last year? 11 00:01:30,336 --> 00:01:31,169 - Yes. 12 00:01:31,169 --> 00:01:32,785 Don Maxwell. 13 00:01:32,785 --> 00:01:36,021 I guess there was a potential story there. 14 00:01:36,021 --> 00:01:37,278 I went up on that trip. 15 00:01:37,278 --> 00:01:38,559 - Really, good. 16 00:01:38,559 --> 00:01:39,823 - Thank you. 17 00:01:39,823 --> 00:01:42,983 - Sorry I don't remember your piece. 18 00:01:42,983 --> 00:01:47,915 - No, I couldn't take full advantage of that story. 19 00:01:47,915 --> 00:01:48,748 - Why not? 20 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:52,636 - Well there were reputations at stake, 21 00:01:52,636 --> 00:01:55,219 and you know, personal reasons. 22 00:01:56,214 --> 00:01:57,825 - Would you say scruples are an asset 23 00:01:57,825 --> 00:01:59,958 in this business, Miss Sutherland? 24 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:01,363 There are some who would argue 25 00:02:01,363 --> 00:02:04,638 reputations were there to be ruined. 26 00:02:04,638 --> 00:02:06,363 - I do know my job. 27 00:02:06,363 --> 00:02:07,682 - I'm sure you do! 28 00:02:07,682 --> 00:02:10,509 But I suggest you come and see me next year. 29 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:14,676 Get one or two really meaty stories under your belt. 30 00:02:15,771 --> 00:02:16,771 - Thank you. 31 00:02:36,041 --> 00:02:40,208 the rest of the world 32 00:03:38,808 --> 00:03:40,390 - How far? 33 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:41,390 - They call. 34 00:03:54,218 --> 00:03:56,579 - He just came at me Hamish, I had no choice! 35 00:03:56,579 --> 00:03:58,868 - Oh I'm sure it wasn't your fault, it's okay. 36 00:03:58,868 --> 00:03:59,701 Did you see what it was? 37 00:03:59,701 --> 00:04:01,368 - Well it was black! 38 00:04:02,494 --> 00:04:04,976 - No, no, no, the make, the make. 39 00:04:04,976 --> 00:04:06,131 - No idea. 40 00:04:06,131 --> 00:04:07,710 - Everything's under control, Hamish. 41 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:11,293 We'll have this all sorted in a jiffy, boy. 42 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,520 - Look at her! 43 00:04:14,475 --> 00:04:17,301 She was on her out Hamish, but this, 44 00:04:17,301 --> 00:04:19,718 this is no way for her to go. 45 00:04:21,349 --> 00:04:24,705 - Well I'm sure we can get her patched up for you, Neilly. 46 00:04:24,705 --> 00:04:25,538 - No, no. 47 00:04:26,578 --> 00:04:27,745 It's all over. 48 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:31,003 I know it, and she knows it. 49 00:04:32,374 --> 00:04:33,707 I love this bus. 50 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,122 I've never told anybody that. 51 00:04:39,122 --> 00:04:42,183 Do you think I'm daft, Hammy? 52 00:04:42,183 --> 00:04:43,016 - No. 53 00:04:45,609 --> 00:04:48,182 No I don't think you're daft. 54 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,571 - I think this might take us a little bit longer 55 00:04:53,571 --> 00:04:55,609 than we first thought, Hamish. 56 00:04:55,609 --> 00:04:57,026 - Is that Isobel? 57 00:04:58,342 --> 00:04:59,425 It is Isobel. 58 00:05:04,577 --> 00:05:06,817 - Hamish, Lachlan, Lachie. 59 00:05:06,817 --> 00:05:08,085 Nice car, Isobel. 60 00:05:08,085 --> 00:05:11,002 - Thanks, what happened to the bus? 61 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,036 - Some maniac forced Neil off the road. 62 00:05:15,036 --> 00:05:16,967 - Is he alright? 63 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:18,482 - Oh a bit of shock, but I'm sure he'll be fine. 64 00:05:18,482 --> 00:05:20,474 Oh good. 65 00:05:20,474 --> 00:05:21,713 - Nothing a cup of tea'll not sort out. 66 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:24,046 - Thank heavens for tea, eh? 67 00:05:27,942 --> 00:05:29,204 - Did you see her? 68 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,252 Isobel, it's amazing. 69 00:05:31,252 --> 00:05:34,204 - You keep your mind in your work, boy! 70 00:05:34,204 --> 00:05:35,782 - Don't you think she looked amazing, Hammish? 71 00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:36,615 - Aye. 72 00:05:36,615 --> 00:05:37,954 Just like Demi Moore in that film. 73 00:05:37,954 --> 00:05:40,081 Now Lachie Junior. 74 00:05:40,081 --> 00:05:40,963 - What was the name of that film? 75 00:05:40,963 --> 00:05:41,959 - What film! 76 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:42,935 - The one where the guy paid her 77 00:05:42,935 --> 00:05:46,768 a million dollars to spend the night with him? 78 00:05:55,312 --> 00:05:56,645 - Hello darling. 79 00:06:02,602 --> 00:06:03,435 - Testing. 80 00:06:04,788 --> 00:06:05,621 Testing. 81 00:06:06,869 --> 00:06:09,284 Right, this is your DJ. 82 00:06:09,284 --> 00:06:10,284 LJ, your DJ. 83 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,038 Right, this is where we get groovin', 84 00:06:14,038 --> 00:06:16,459 here in downtown Lochdubh. 85 00:06:18,633 --> 00:06:21,086 - I'm not so sure about this, Lachlan. 86 00:06:21,086 --> 00:06:24,520 - The boy's got to work a few things out of his system, eh? 87 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:27,626 - As long as he doesn't work the pinters out of my pub! 88 00:06:27,626 --> 00:06:28,814 That's one pound 97, please. 89 00:06:28,814 --> 00:06:29,799 - Oh thank you Barney. 90 00:06:29,799 --> 00:06:33,659 Now you owe me two pounds for the sweeps lottery tickets 91 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,014 for yourself and Agnes. 92 00:06:35,014 --> 00:06:36,499 - Alright, call it quits. 93 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:38,838 - Alright, right quits it is then. 94 00:06:38,838 --> 00:06:41,862 Here so if you'll just give me the three P, 95 00:06:41,862 --> 00:06:45,195 I'll right it down in my wee booky here. 96 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:51,042 - Three P. 97 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:54,912 - Hi. - Ah Esme, Rory. 98 00:06:54,912 --> 00:06:56,126 - Good evening. 99 00:06:56,126 --> 00:06:58,662 - Well well well, the time has come, the walrus said, 100 00:06:58,662 --> 00:07:00,369 to talk of many things. 101 00:07:00,369 --> 00:07:02,514 Like the two pounds you owe me 102 00:07:02,514 --> 00:07:03,878 for this week's lottery tickets, 103 00:07:03,878 --> 00:07:05,588 and they have been ordered this mornin' by them. 104 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:08,107 - Aye I've been meaning to have a word with you, Lachlan. 105 00:07:08,107 --> 00:07:09,747 About this syndicate, I'm not certain 106 00:07:09,747 --> 00:07:12,307 I want to continue with my membership. 107 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,565 - I'm afraid it's a bit late for that, Rory. 108 00:07:14,565 --> 00:07:16,204 Aye, ya see it's all set. 109 00:07:16,204 --> 00:07:17,427 The numbers are chosen! 110 00:07:17,427 --> 00:07:20,136 See I would have to completely rework my whole system 111 00:07:20,136 --> 00:07:22,507 to accommodate one less player, you understand. 112 00:07:22,507 --> 00:07:23,974 No, no, no, no, no, no. 113 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:26,225 The die is cast I'm afraid. 114 00:07:26,225 --> 00:07:27,302 - But it's months since we've started, 115 00:07:27,302 --> 00:07:30,042 and our biggest winner's been 10 pounds. 116 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:31,749 - This is for both of us. 117 00:07:31,749 --> 00:07:33,804 - Thank you, Esme. 118 00:07:33,804 --> 00:07:35,886 Always a pleasure. 119 00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:37,724 - His system. 120 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:40,607 It's a lot of mumbo jubmo, that's what it is! 121 00:07:40,607 --> 00:07:43,868 - Think what we could do if we win! 122 00:07:43,868 --> 00:07:46,035 - Down, down, get on down. 123 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:48,897 - Chance'd be a fine thing. 124 00:07:48,897 --> 00:07:50,462 The only thing more unlikely is Lachie Junior there 125 00:07:50,462 --> 00:07:53,365 becoming a successful disc jockey. 126 00:07:53,365 --> 00:07:54,862 - The boy's trying. 127 00:07:54,862 --> 00:07:57,442 Remember how you started up, Rory? 128 00:07:57,442 --> 00:07:59,014 - Two shells and a couple of tins 129 00:07:59,014 --> 00:08:02,251 from that wholesalers over in Inverness? 130 00:08:02,251 --> 00:08:04,168 - And now, look at you. 131 00:08:06,056 --> 00:08:09,018 - I'm doing well, aren't I? 132 00:08:09,018 --> 00:08:10,768 - Real bad, bad, bad. 133 00:08:12,029 --> 00:08:12,862 Real bad. 134 00:08:28,325 --> 00:08:30,708 - What would you do Hammish, if we won? 135 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:32,594 - What the lottery? 136 00:08:32,594 --> 00:08:34,365 Well I'm not holding my breath. 137 00:08:34,365 --> 00:08:35,381 - Oh come one. 138 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,470 Musta crossed your mind. 139 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:38,432 Must be something you want. 140 00:08:41,295 --> 00:08:43,851 Bigger house, new car? 141 00:08:43,851 --> 00:08:45,018 - Well a boat. 142 00:08:46,008 --> 00:08:48,008 I always fancied a boat. 143 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:51,037 You can just jump in it, 144 00:08:51,037 --> 00:08:53,684 and escape to some deserted island. 145 00:08:53,684 --> 00:08:56,250 - We could go back to our island. 146 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,222 I'd like that. 147 00:08:58,222 --> 00:08:59,055 - Aye. 148 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,071 - Jock. 149 00:09:37,912 --> 00:09:38,745 Ruff! 150 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,919 Alright John. 151 00:09:39,919 --> 00:09:40,828 We've have enough of checking this box. 152 00:09:40,828 --> 00:09:42,287 - Hey, Hamish. 153 00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:44,860 What would you do if we won the lottery? 154 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,715 - Book a trip to Mars. 155 00:09:46,715 --> 00:09:47,735 - No seriously! 156 00:09:47,735 --> 00:09:49,206 I am being serious, I'd book a trip to Mars 157 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:51,807 or anywhere that was near lottery. 158 00:09:51,807 --> 00:09:52,640 Fill up your liver. 159 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:55,598 - Well I think it's about time you started listenin'. 160 00:09:55,598 --> 00:09:56,700 - Get out! 161 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:58,112 Course the syndicate's got you in. 162 00:09:58,112 --> 00:09:59,105 I don't think so. 163 00:09:59,105 --> 00:10:01,275 - No but I think we are! 164 00:10:01,275 --> 00:10:02,332 It's in the tea leaves. 165 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:03,266 - Oh I don't believe this, 166 00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:04,349 you know there's never a conversation 167 00:10:04,349 --> 00:10:06,470 in this village of anything else! 168 00:10:06,470 --> 00:10:08,273 - Well don't say I didn't warn ya! 169 00:10:08,273 --> 00:10:09,799 Tell you what John. 170 00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:10,632 - What? 171 00:10:11,748 --> 00:10:12,658 - See if I win, 172 00:10:12,658 --> 00:10:15,028 actually even if I don't win, 173 00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:16,046 you know what I'm gonna buy you? 174 00:10:16,046 --> 00:10:16,879 - What? 175 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,124 - A tea spinner. 176 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:25,210 Aw come on John, don't go in a huff! 177 00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:30,477 Right, tell me, what would ya buy if you won? 178 00:10:30,477 --> 00:10:32,080 - A house. 179 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,413 I'd buy a house. 180 00:10:34,338 --> 00:10:37,017 Now that I'm spendin' less time at the station, 181 00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:40,098 the caravan seems a bit small. 182 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:40,931 - Aye. 183 00:10:42,858 --> 00:10:44,686 Well see ya later, laddie. 184 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,050 - No you won't, actually. 185 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:47,745 - And why not? 186 00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:51,876 - Well it's your special anniversary dinner tonight. 187 00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:53,126 - Aye so it is. 188 00:10:56,553 --> 00:10:58,720 I'll see you tomorrow, eh? 189 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,757 Get out of my way. 190 00:12:06,617 --> 00:12:08,666 - Okay love, cheers. 191 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,720 Look after yourself. 192 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,502 How's yourself then, Isobel? 193 00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:13,392 - Fine thanks, Gloria. 194 00:12:13,392 --> 00:12:16,878 Listen any chance of getting Eddie to develop these for me? 195 00:12:16,878 --> 00:12:18,560 - Does it not work in the dark room at the Listener? 196 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:19,719 - Yeah it is but we have no developer 197 00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:22,058 and I was on my way to the Cnothan Hotel 198 00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:24,021 so I thought I'd come here. 199 00:12:24,021 --> 00:12:25,024 - The hotel? 200 00:12:25,024 --> 00:12:26,748 Yeah, I'm joining the gym. 201 00:12:26,748 --> 00:12:27,909 - The gym? 202 00:12:27,909 --> 00:12:30,510 - Yeah, and I'd quite like these in a rush. 203 00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:31,343 - Right. 204 00:12:32,593 --> 00:12:34,206 First thing Monday be alright? 205 00:12:34,206 --> 00:12:36,397 - No I was hoping sometime today. 206 00:12:36,397 --> 00:12:37,723 - Today? 207 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,236 No, no that would be extra. 208 00:12:40,236 --> 00:12:41,069 - Fine. 209 00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:44,156 - Very well. 210 00:12:44,156 --> 00:12:45,904 - Will I come back in an hour? 211 00:12:45,904 --> 00:12:46,737 - An hour? 212 00:12:47,846 --> 00:12:49,969 Can you not make it two? 213 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,149 You alright then? 214 00:13:07,149 --> 00:13:08,355 - Yes, thanks. 215 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:09,879 - Can I just suggest that you bring your feet 216 00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:12,142 up to the bench for more back support. 217 00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:12,975 - Okay, thanks. 218 00:13:12,975 --> 00:13:13,881 - That's better. 219 00:13:13,881 --> 00:13:16,131 Don't hurt yourself either. 220 00:13:20,388 --> 00:13:21,260 - Sorry. 221 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,909 - No, no, no it's me should be sorry! 222 00:13:25,059 --> 00:13:25,892 - Are ya alright? 223 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,352 - Yeah, I'll survive. 224 00:13:27,352 --> 00:13:29,790 - Listen, would you fancy go for a drink? 225 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:30,623 - Oh no. 226 00:13:32,485 --> 00:13:33,485 No, I would. 227 00:13:34,532 --> 00:13:35,779 Yeah, why not? 228 00:13:35,779 --> 00:13:36,612 Thanks. 229 00:13:40,957 --> 00:13:43,312 - There's nothing he can do, Hamish. 230 00:13:43,312 --> 00:13:46,348 She was on her last legs anyway. 231 00:13:46,348 --> 00:13:47,975 He's giving me a report saying 232 00:13:47,975 --> 00:13:49,804 she was in good nick before the accident, 233 00:13:49,804 --> 00:13:51,423 then there'll be some insurance to collect. 234 00:13:51,423 --> 00:13:52,883 - How much do you think they'll pay? 235 00:13:52,883 --> 00:13:54,133 - Oh about 300? 236 00:13:57,679 --> 00:13:59,744 - So do you live around here then? 237 00:13:59,744 --> 00:14:00,577 - Yeah, no. 238 00:14:00,577 --> 00:14:01,659 Do you wanna sit there, yeah? 239 00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:02,492 - Yeah. 240 00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,676 - Yeah no, not in Cnothan. 241 00:14:05,676 --> 00:14:06,509 Lochdubh. 242 00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:08,855 It's not far. 243 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:14,647 - So what do you do, then? 244 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,554 - Journalism. 245 00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:17,854 - Really? 246 00:14:17,854 --> 00:14:19,578 I used to be in journalism. 247 00:14:19,578 --> 00:14:20,911 - Now did you? 248 00:14:20,911 --> 00:14:24,376 - I'm in PR now but I started out in journalism. 249 00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:26,722 - Oh it may be an exaggeration to call 250 00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:29,793 the Lochdubh District Listener journalism. 251 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,842 - Oh it can't be any worse than the paper I started on. 252 00:14:31,842 --> 00:14:33,178 It was a nightmare. 253 00:14:33,178 --> 00:14:36,428 You know weddings, cake competitions. 254 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:38,381 - I do cattle auctions. 255 00:14:38,381 --> 00:14:40,044 - I even had to make up the horoscope. 256 00:14:41,973 --> 00:14:44,473 The things we do for love, eh? 257 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,404 - Yeah. 258 00:14:47,404 --> 00:14:48,363 I'm beginning to think that love 259 00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:51,919 is not a good enough reason to stay. 260 00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:53,919 I'm thinking of leaving. 261 00:15:13,693 --> 00:15:16,575 I went for an interview today, on a proper paper. 262 00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:18,421 - Did you get it? 263 00:15:18,421 --> 00:15:20,876 - No they said I had too many scruples. 264 00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:21,709 - Oh yeah? 265 00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:23,847 - Probably. 266 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,080 - Unfortunately the more scruples you have, 267 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,146 the less you earn. 268 00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:31,063 It's a simple equation. 269 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:36,809 Well once again, I'm sorry I crashed into ya earlier. 270 00:15:36,809 --> 00:15:38,247 - It's okay, don't worry. 271 00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:39,690 - I don't suppose there's any chance 272 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,798 of crashing into ya again, is there? 273 00:15:41,798 --> 00:15:43,301 - Are you staying here? 274 00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:44,926 - For a few days, yeah. 275 00:15:44,926 --> 00:15:48,421 - Something's come up and I don't know how busy I'll be. 276 00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:50,967 - Well I don't have much on tomorrow. 277 00:15:50,967 --> 00:15:51,800 - Okay. 278 00:15:53,005 --> 00:15:54,683 - Will ya ring me? 279 00:15:54,683 --> 00:15:55,849 - Yeah, I might. 280 00:15:55,849 --> 00:15:56,682 Thanks for the drink. 281 00:15:56,682 --> 00:15:57,682 - Yeah, bye. 282 00:15:58,963 --> 00:15:59,796 - Bye. 283 00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:33,500 - Darling! 284 00:16:34,864 --> 00:16:37,682 - Hello Alex, door was open, I suppose Hamish isn't in? 285 00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:39,592 - No, sorry Isobel. 286 00:16:39,592 --> 00:16:41,542 Can I take a message? 287 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:44,237 - No, it's something I need to speak to him about. 288 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,326 Will he be back later? 289 00:16:46,326 --> 00:16:48,826 - Well I'm cooking dinner, so. 290 00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:51,724 - Alex, it is quite important. 291 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:53,330 - Is it a police matter? 292 00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:55,543 - No it's not, but I still need to speak to Hamish-- 293 00:16:55,543 --> 00:16:57,180 - So. 294 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,055 Why not leave a message? 295 00:16:59,055 --> 00:17:00,123 - Well it's a favor, you know. 296 00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:01,992 - Look Isobel, please don't take this the wrong way. 297 00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:03,641 But this is my home. 298 00:17:03,641 --> 00:17:07,099 - Yeah, and it used to be the police station. 299 00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:08,426 - Isobel. 300 00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,073 - Hamish, I'm only here, I'm just asking-- 301 00:17:10,073 --> 00:17:11,808 - Hamish, Isobel wants to ask you a favor. 302 00:17:11,808 --> 00:17:13,723 But I was hoping that it could wait until tomorrow 303 00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:15,941 seeing as how we're nearly ready to eat. 304 00:17:15,941 --> 00:17:16,774 - Well. 305 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:17,774 - Forget it! 306 00:17:18,851 --> 00:17:20,220 - Oh for heaven's sake! 307 00:17:22,939 --> 00:17:23,772 - God! 308 00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:35,490 Can I speak to Gary Ross please? 309 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:43,176 Oh, in that case can I leave him a message? 310 00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:14,744 - You rang, milady. 311 00:18:17,715 --> 00:18:19,284 - So what do you think? 312 00:18:19,284 --> 00:18:20,485 - Where did this happen? 313 00:18:20,485 --> 00:18:22,246 - Up on the Glen Raddick Road. 314 00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:24,295 It's a couple of miles north. 315 00:18:26,311 --> 00:18:28,188 - I have no idea. 316 00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:31,318 But when they saw me, they came after me. 317 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,920 - Have you been to the police? 318 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,753 - No. 319 00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:38,108 No I want to find out what's happening first. 320 00:18:38,108 --> 00:18:39,442 - Find the story, eh? 321 00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:40,472 - Yeah. 322 00:18:40,472 --> 00:18:42,911 Then I'll take it to the police. 323 00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:45,471 Besides our constable here, 324 00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:47,258 he is his own man. 325 00:18:47,258 --> 00:18:48,819 - So what's the plan then? 326 00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:52,215 - Well there's a registration number on that car, see? 327 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,206 I want to try and trace it. 328 00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:56,739 - Let me make a few calls. 329 00:18:56,739 --> 00:18:58,233 - Could you? 330 00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,229 - I've still got some journalist friends. 331 00:19:00,229 --> 00:19:02,752 They've all got police contacts. 332 00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:05,185 - Then, I'll give you the number. 333 00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:14,259 Hi Isobel. 334 00:19:14,259 --> 00:19:15,092 - Hiya. 335 00:19:16,597 --> 00:19:18,612 - Listen, I'm sorry about yesterday. 336 00:19:18,612 --> 00:19:20,323 - No don't apologize Hamish. 337 00:19:20,323 --> 00:19:22,573 We all know where we stand. 338 00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:25,820 - What was it you wanted? 339 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:27,487 - Oh it was nothing. 340 00:19:29,147 --> 00:19:30,630 Am I disturbing ya? 341 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:31,878 - No not really. 342 00:19:31,878 --> 00:19:32,711 Gary. 343 00:19:32,711 --> 00:19:33,961 Hello? 344 00:19:36,187 --> 00:19:37,752 - This is PC Macbeth. 345 00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:38,944 Gary Ross. 346 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,349 - Pleased to meet ya. 347 00:19:40,349 --> 00:19:41,509 - How ya doin'? 348 00:19:41,509 --> 00:19:43,319 Gary's helping me with a story. 349 00:19:43,319 --> 00:19:45,490 - Sutherland and Ross, eh? 350 00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:46,573 - Very funny. 351 00:19:49,351 --> 00:19:51,280 - Well I'll be off then. 352 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,280 - Yeah, bye. 353 00:19:55,548 --> 00:19:57,819 - You didn't have to hide. 354 00:19:57,819 --> 00:19:59,767 - I didn't want to damage your reputation. 355 00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:03,484 - Oh well it's time a few reputations were damaged. 356 00:20:03,484 --> 00:20:05,357 - You're not quite over him yet, are ya? 357 00:20:05,357 --> 00:20:06,274 - No, I am. 358 00:20:09,681 --> 00:20:11,257 - Listen, 359 00:20:11,257 --> 00:20:14,241 why don't ya give me a couple of hours and, 360 00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:16,474 maybe I can take ya for lunch? 361 00:20:16,474 --> 00:20:19,155 - You get the number and I'll supply the lunch. 362 00:20:19,155 --> 00:20:20,374 - Okay. 363 00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:22,383 - Meet you what, at the pub? 364 00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:23,264 12:30? 365 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,222 - Okay. 366 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,055 - Okay. 367 00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,727 Problem, Officer? 368 00:20:32,727 --> 00:20:34,227 - Well I hope not. 369 00:20:36,128 --> 00:20:39,052 Mind if I give ya a bit of advice? 370 00:20:39,052 --> 00:20:41,493 I think you're gonna anyway. 371 00:20:41,493 --> 00:20:43,688 See Isobel, 372 00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:45,063 a bit mixed up just now. 373 00:20:45,063 --> 00:20:46,662 - Really? 374 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,329 Seemed pretty on the ball to me. 375 00:21:00,516 --> 00:21:02,500 - There ya are, darlin'. 376 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,710 Bye now. 377 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:05,028 - Morning Barney. 378 00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:06,067 - Right. 379 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,788 How'd the dinner go last night? 380 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:09,709 - It was fine, thank you. 381 00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:10,542 Nice. 382 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:11,375 - Good. 383 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,194 Good morning ladies. 384 00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:21,795 Have you heard the bus is out of order? 385 00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:22,794 - No we hadn't! 386 00:21:22,794 --> 00:21:26,323 Oh thank you dear, we just want our lottery tickets. 387 00:21:26,323 --> 00:21:28,474 - Dear, lovely boy. 388 00:21:28,474 --> 00:21:31,037 - Oh he's a lovely boy! 389 00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:33,037 - Hamish's Taxi Service. 390 00:21:34,246 --> 00:21:35,647 - Hi Esme. 391 00:21:35,647 --> 00:21:37,016 - Oh Alex! 392 00:21:37,016 --> 00:21:38,357 How did it go? 393 00:21:38,357 --> 00:21:40,107 - Oh fine, thank you. 394 00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:48,914 - Did you have a good evening? 395 00:21:48,914 --> 00:21:49,772 - Hello Alex. 396 00:21:49,772 --> 00:21:52,101 - Lachie if you're going to ask me how last night went. 397 00:21:52,101 --> 00:21:53,607 - No, no. 398 00:21:53,607 --> 00:21:57,166 No a romantic dinner between two people is a private thing. 399 00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,203 And it's not for the village to be gossiping about it. 400 00:21:59,203 --> 00:22:01,909 Well that's what we agreed. 401 00:22:01,909 --> 00:22:05,005 - Lachie this is a very close knit village, isn't it? 402 00:22:05,005 --> 00:22:06,151 - It is. 403 00:22:06,151 --> 00:22:07,710 - And do you think I fit in here? 404 00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:08,543 - You're the Major's daughter. 405 00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:09,758 - That's what I mean. 406 00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:11,848 Do you think I belong in the big house? 407 00:22:11,848 --> 00:22:13,931 - Of course you do, Alex. 408 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,698 - Can I have an orange juice please, Barn? 409 00:22:16,698 --> 00:22:18,843 - Certainly can. 410 00:22:18,843 --> 00:22:19,843 - Ah Isobel! 411 00:22:21,308 --> 00:22:22,779 Eh I noticed now that we haven't had 412 00:22:22,779 --> 00:22:25,370 the pleasure of your company in the lottery syndicate. 413 00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:29,046 - No, I'm for making my own luck at the moment, Lachlan. 414 00:22:29,046 --> 00:22:31,296 - Well maybe next week, eh? 415 00:22:33,557 --> 00:22:35,746 - Barney, you know about cars, don't you? 416 00:22:35,746 --> 00:22:36,579 - Yeah. 417 00:22:36,579 --> 00:22:38,713 - Do you know what make this is? 418 00:22:39,863 --> 00:22:42,105 - Some sort of prototype. 419 00:22:42,105 --> 00:22:45,939 That's not on the market yet, could be anything. 420 00:22:45,939 --> 00:22:49,926 See, they took the grill off and changed the badge, 421 00:22:49,926 --> 00:22:52,509 so you can't identify the make. 422 00:22:53,679 --> 00:22:55,460 Where'd you get this? 423 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:57,815 - Can't really say just now. 424 00:22:57,815 --> 00:22:59,438 - Oh yeah? 425 00:22:59,438 --> 00:23:00,731 You could sell that you know? 426 00:23:00,731 --> 00:23:02,231 Yep, to magazines. 427 00:23:07,035 --> 00:23:08,035 Here ya are. 428 00:23:10,067 --> 00:23:10,900 Spy shot. 429 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:14,496 - Could I borrow this? 430 00:23:14,496 --> 00:23:15,579 - Yeah, sure. 431 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,950 - I'd like it back. 432 00:23:17,950 --> 00:23:19,147 Hey there, Barney. 433 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,149 - Hamish. 434 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,161 - Isobel. 435 00:23:21,161 --> 00:23:22,078 - How's it? 436 00:23:23,383 --> 00:23:25,050 - Can I have a word? 437 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:36,487 been making a few inquiries about your Mr Ross. 438 00:23:36,487 --> 00:23:38,542 - He's not my Mr Ross. 439 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:41,403 - Well it seems he's got a criminal record. 440 00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:42,320 - What for? 441 00:23:44,605 --> 00:23:47,011 - Possession of cannabis, 1986. 442 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:49,905 - What and they've released him already? 443 00:23:51,025 --> 00:23:52,218 Oh come on, Hamish. 444 00:23:52,218 --> 00:23:53,884 - Come on, you know what I mean! 445 00:23:53,884 --> 00:23:55,551 He's a smug, smarmy, 446 00:23:56,619 --> 00:23:58,176 you know what I'm sayin'. 447 00:23:58,176 --> 00:23:59,842 - No I don't. 448 00:23:59,842 --> 00:24:03,198 He treats me with respect, takes me seriously. 449 00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:05,781 And I'm sorry, but I like that. 450 00:24:14,728 --> 00:24:15,721 Any luck? 451 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:16,737 - On the car? 452 00:24:16,737 --> 00:24:18,141 It is rented, they're still trying to find out 453 00:24:18,141 --> 00:24:20,147 who rented it but it'll take time. 454 00:24:20,147 --> 00:24:21,529 Do I still get lunch? 455 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:23,140 - Half a lunch, come on. 456 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:24,135 - Hamish! 457 00:24:24,135 --> 00:24:26,109 Hamish, just a minute! 458 00:24:26,109 --> 00:24:27,788 Now listen to me, if you don't mind. 459 00:24:39,816 --> 00:24:41,233 - Can I help you? 460 00:24:44,458 --> 00:24:47,010 - Wow this is really beautiful. 461 00:24:47,010 --> 00:24:48,677 - Yeah, it's pretty. 462 00:24:51,403 --> 00:24:53,189 - You know if you got a job, 463 00:24:53,189 --> 00:24:54,624 the kind of job that you're after, 464 00:24:54,624 --> 00:24:56,642 you'd have to kiss all this goodbye. 465 00:24:56,642 --> 00:24:59,771 - It gets claustrophobic to be honest. 466 00:24:59,771 --> 00:25:02,024 - What, with all this space? 467 00:25:02,024 --> 00:25:03,441 - All this space. 468 00:25:04,679 --> 00:25:06,774 - Do you know there are more people living where I am 469 00:25:06,774 --> 00:25:10,066 in the borough of Canton, than the whole of the highlands? 470 00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:11,545 - I'd like that. 471 00:25:11,545 --> 00:25:12,378 Anonymity. 472 00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:15,822 - Ah you're just saying that. 473 00:25:15,822 --> 00:25:18,372 You just need to be appreciated. 474 00:25:18,372 --> 00:25:19,205 - True. 475 00:25:20,346 --> 00:25:21,928 The Isobel Sutherland Fan Club 476 00:25:21,928 --> 00:25:25,079 has a very limited membership. 477 00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:26,162 - Can I join? 478 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:27,926 - Yeah. 479 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,506 - Can I be president? 480 00:25:31,506 --> 00:25:32,339 - Shut up! 481 00:25:37,983 --> 00:25:38,921 - Hamish! 482 00:25:43,557 --> 00:25:44,390 - See ya later. 483 00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:45,223 See ya. 484 00:25:45,223 --> 00:25:46,056 - 'Kay. 485 00:25:54,371 --> 00:25:56,456 - Well you know what they say! 486 00:25:56,456 --> 00:25:57,883 - What do they say? 487 00:25:57,883 --> 00:26:00,037 - Fast man, fast car. 488 00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:03,961 - He's helping me with a story, Flora. 489 00:26:03,961 --> 00:26:04,961 - Aye, well. 490 00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:07,650 I hope you'll warn me in advance 491 00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,412 the next time the engineers are coming. 492 00:26:10,412 --> 00:26:12,561 - What engineers? 493 00:26:12,561 --> 00:26:14,728 - To service the enlarger. 494 00:26:15,861 --> 00:26:18,611 And me worked fearly off my feet! 495 00:26:27,325 --> 00:26:28,158 - Hamish? 496 00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:30,521 Hamish! 497 00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:34,860 There we are, Hamish! - Oh deary early! 498 00:26:34,860 --> 00:26:35,693 - How do? 499 00:26:35,693 --> 00:26:37,468 - You look fantastic! 500 00:26:37,468 --> 00:26:38,301 - Oh, thanks. 501 00:26:38,301 --> 00:26:40,025 - It's a good thing your husband's alive and well. 502 00:26:40,025 --> 00:26:40,858 - Heehee! 503 00:26:40,858 --> 00:26:42,275 - You look great. 504 00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:44,163 - 10, 16, 505 00:26:45,728 --> 00:26:46,561 27, 506 00:26:47,452 --> 00:26:49,285 and one and three, 13. 507 00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:53,452 - Did you get any further with the registration? 508 00:26:53,452 --> 00:26:54,891 - Still no luck, I'm afraid. 509 00:26:54,891 --> 00:26:56,151 You can get a friendly policeman 510 00:26:56,151 --> 00:26:57,637 to run a number check for you, 511 00:26:57,637 --> 00:27:00,011 but getting em to ring a rental company's a bit harder. 512 00:27:00,011 --> 00:27:01,443 - Yeah. 513 00:27:01,443 --> 00:27:04,249 Something else happened today. 514 00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:05,082 - What? 515 00:27:06,607 --> 00:27:08,418 - While we were havin' lunch, 516 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,206 some men turned up at the Listener and 517 00:27:10,206 --> 00:27:13,121 they pretended to be service engineers for the dark room. 518 00:27:13,121 --> 00:27:14,394 - What, looking for your film? 519 00:27:14,394 --> 00:27:15,966 - Yeah, I think so. 520 00:27:15,966 --> 00:27:16,799 - Did they get it? 521 00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:17,933 - No. 522 00:27:17,933 --> 00:27:19,167 - Is it somewhere safe? 523 00:27:19,167 --> 00:27:20,000 - Yeah. 524 00:27:23,247 --> 00:27:26,123 - I've got a bad feeling about that one. 525 00:27:26,123 --> 00:27:26,956 - Aye. 526 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,498 - Are you going to arrest him? 527 00:27:30,498 --> 00:27:33,908 - Well it's good John, but unfortunately I can't arrest him 528 00:27:33,908 --> 00:27:35,825 based on a bad feeling. 529 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:40,915 - Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you 530 00:27:40,915 --> 00:27:43,927 to put your hands together for Mr Rory Campbell. 531 00:27:48,373 --> 00:27:49,206 - Oh dear. 532 00:27:49,206 --> 00:27:50,039 - What? 533 00:27:50,039 --> 00:27:51,223 - Karaoke. 534 00:27:51,223 --> 00:27:52,246 Do you want to go? 535 00:27:52,246 --> 00:27:54,419 - Only if you want to, might be fun. 536 00:27:54,419 --> 00:27:55,252 - No, let's go. 537 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,039 Cheers. 538 00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:36,872 - Cheers. 539 00:28:45,385 --> 00:28:46,970 - So. 540 00:28:46,970 --> 00:28:47,803 - So. 541 00:28:50,971 --> 00:28:52,888 - Are going to kiss me? 542 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,023 Release those balls! 543 00:29:17,026 --> 00:29:18,678 So here we go, this week's lottery draw 544 00:29:18,678 --> 00:29:20,761 at 12 minutes past eight. 545 00:29:21,905 --> 00:29:24,437 First ball to be drawn tonight is. 546 00:29:24,437 --> 00:29:25,270 Number three! - Three. 547 00:29:25,270 --> 00:29:26,103 - Number three! 548 00:29:28,878 --> 00:29:30,953 Next up. 549 00:29:30,953 --> 00:29:31,786 Number 14! 550 00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:35,020 Only been drawn twice this year. 551 00:29:38,326 --> 00:29:39,159 The third ball. - Hamish! 552 00:29:39,159 --> 00:29:39,998 What's the matter? - It's number 11! 553 00:29:39,998 --> 00:29:41,059 - 11! - Nothing. 554 00:29:50,752 --> 00:29:52,752 Number 20! 555 00:30:01,177 --> 00:30:02,094 Number one! 556 00:30:05,029 --> 00:30:09,196 June the 3rd, now this one could make your weekend. 557 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:16,910 It's number 40! 558 00:30:18,641 --> 00:30:20,728 And that's the number that can make someone 559 00:30:20,728 --> 00:30:22,811 very, very happy tonight! 560 00:30:32,224 --> 00:30:33,580 - I've won the lottery! 561 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:34,413 Yes! 562 00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:08,741 - Yes! 563 00:31:21,317 --> 00:31:22,571 - It's good to be you. 564 00:31:22,571 --> 00:31:23,404 - Aye. 565 00:31:27,439 --> 00:31:28,807 - I'm sorry. 566 00:31:28,807 --> 00:31:30,390 It's just too soon. 567 00:31:31,971 --> 00:31:33,221 - I understand. 568 00:31:35,676 --> 00:31:36,783 I should go then. 569 00:31:36,783 --> 00:31:38,700 - No, no don't do that. 570 00:31:39,709 --> 00:31:41,343 Do you mind just keeping me company? 571 00:31:41,343 --> 00:31:42,878 I'm sorry. 572 00:31:42,878 --> 00:31:44,791 I know this sounds silly but, 573 00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:47,541 those men coming to the Listener. 574 00:31:48,937 --> 00:31:50,687 I'm a bit frightened. 575 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:59,068 - Oh I don't think that's a very good idea, sir. 576 00:33:59,068 --> 00:34:00,651 - Why not? 577 00:34:00,651 --> 00:34:03,718 - Well a couple of glasses of wine in the Lochdubh, 578 00:34:03,718 --> 00:34:07,862 a bottle to take away, I'd say you're miles over the limit. 579 00:34:07,862 --> 00:34:10,862 I suggest you give me your car keys. 580 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,576 Well I could just arrest you 581 00:34:13,576 --> 00:34:17,326 for being drunk in charge of a motor vehicle. 582 00:34:22,475 --> 00:34:24,655 - I'll just see if Isobel'll put me up for the night. 583 00:34:24,655 --> 00:34:25,984 - No, no, I think you should 584 00:34:25,984 --> 00:34:28,079 come back to the station with me, 585 00:34:28,079 --> 00:34:29,267 and I'll give you a cell for the night. 586 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:30,778 - So you're arrestin' me? 587 00:34:30,778 --> 00:34:34,680 - Did I say I was going to arrest you? 588 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,597 Now why would I want to arrest you? 589 00:34:38,475 --> 00:34:39,308 Come on. 590 00:35:07,544 --> 00:35:08,377 - Barney? 591 00:35:11,421 --> 00:35:13,248 How do you feel? 592 00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:19,074 We won the lottery! 593 00:35:20,395 --> 00:35:24,812 First thing tomorrow morning, I hit the shops. 594 00:35:24,812 --> 00:35:25,645 Paris! 595 00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:27,867 New York! 596 00:35:27,867 --> 00:35:29,408 Rome! 597 00:35:29,408 --> 00:35:30,241 Milano! 598 00:35:31,136 --> 00:35:31,969 Knightsbridge! 599 00:35:33,576 --> 00:35:34,826 I'm so excited! 600 00:35:39,689 --> 00:35:40,522 - Oh god. 601 00:35:44,619 --> 00:35:47,399 - All I'm saying is, I'd like one more shop. 602 00:35:47,399 --> 00:35:50,081 You know, more frontage! 603 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,799 Is there nothing else in your life, Rory! 604 00:35:52,799 --> 00:35:54,401 - Well perhaps a gift shop. 605 00:35:54,401 --> 00:35:56,673 You know I've always wanted to diversify 606 00:35:56,673 --> 00:35:58,768 into other businesses! 607 00:35:58,768 --> 00:36:00,579 It was my money bought the ticket! 608 00:36:00,579 --> 00:36:02,855 I want to go on a cruise! 609 00:36:02,855 --> 00:36:05,653 I want to spend some time with you! 610 00:36:05,653 --> 00:36:08,027 We don't know how much we've won! 611 00:36:08,027 --> 00:36:10,616 There might be enough for a cruise. 612 00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:14,151 Oh, who would look after Rory Campbell, TLC? 613 00:36:14,151 --> 00:36:15,654 - Good point. 614 00:36:15,654 --> 00:36:16,895 Very good point! 615 00:36:16,895 --> 00:36:19,416 Perhaps we'll have to put the cruise on hold! 616 00:36:35,854 --> 00:36:39,170 - Do you think we could build a little place on that island? 617 00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:40,683 You know do we need permission? 618 00:36:40,683 --> 00:36:42,970 - I don't know, Darlin'. 619 00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:44,670 - I'm going to check on it tomorrow. 620 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:45,503 Eh, what do you think? 621 00:36:45,503 --> 00:36:46,586 - Alex, look. 622 00:36:49,031 --> 00:36:49,864 Sometimes, 623 00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:55,563 I feel as though I need somewhere that I can. 624 00:36:57,675 --> 00:37:00,240 Well sometimes I'm just pretty bad company, 625 00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:01,990 you know what I mean? 626 00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:05,138 - What are you saying? 627 00:37:07,711 --> 00:37:09,223 - I'm saying sometimes I feel like the walls 628 00:37:09,223 --> 00:37:11,986 are just pressing in on me here, you know? 629 00:37:11,986 --> 00:37:15,562 - When you talked about escaping, did you mean from me? 630 00:37:15,562 --> 00:37:18,988 - No, why should it mean from you? 631 00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:21,655 I just meant escapin' that's it. 632 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:33,834 - Gary? 633 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,181 - And I was wondering what the price 634 00:37:55,181 --> 00:37:56,846 for your cooking oil was? 635 00:37:56,846 --> 00:37:58,013 - On a Sunday? 636 00:37:58,856 --> 00:38:01,155 - So if when you get the message, 637 00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:04,079 you could let me know please, my name is Meldon, 638 00:38:04,079 --> 00:38:07,662 and the number is oh one, nine double five. 639 00:38:08,791 --> 00:38:12,142 Sorry about that, it's the missus, now look. 640 00:38:12,142 --> 00:38:16,059 About this Roman theme weekend, how much is it? 641 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,798 And for that, all the girls? 642 00:38:21,737 --> 00:38:24,283 That's what I'd heard! 643 00:38:24,283 --> 00:38:27,783 And the Emperor's Suite, how much is that? 644 00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:31,610 And for that you get? 645 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,633 Emperor's Privileges? 646 00:38:36,030 --> 00:38:37,160 No, no, no, no, no, it's not too dear. 647 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,649 Look, 648 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:40,103 you reserve the Emperor's Suite, 649 00:38:40,103 --> 00:38:42,416 and I'll confirm it tomorrow, okay? 650 00:38:42,416 --> 00:38:45,279 - I've got four drums of cooking oil. 651 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:47,655 - I've just been informed that we actually 652 00:38:47,655 --> 00:38:50,217 are amply supplied with cooking oil. 653 00:38:50,217 --> 00:38:52,184 But if you wouldn't mind sending the price list anyway. 654 00:38:52,184 --> 00:38:53,017 Thank you. 655 00:38:56,242 --> 00:38:57,325 - Caza Zoot's 656 00:38:59,152 --> 00:39:00,819 Roman theme weekend. 657 00:39:05,487 --> 00:39:07,197 - I was going to invite you too. 658 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:10,053 Darling! 659 00:39:11,072 --> 00:39:12,494 - Esme! 660 00:39:12,494 --> 00:39:13,327 Esme! 661 00:39:14,783 --> 00:39:16,506 What? 662 00:39:16,506 --> 00:39:18,439 - I need the lavatory. 663 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:19,272 - Tough! 664 00:39:26,494 --> 00:39:28,536 - Of course it's not big, 665 00:39:28,536 --> 00:39:30,521 but when you've been used to the caravan. 666 00:39:30,521 --> 00:39:33,504 - No, no it's a good size! 667 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:35,545 Would you mind if I had a look in the bathroom? 668 00:39:35,545 --> 00:39:37,045 - Well not at all! 669 00:39:39,104 --> 00:39:41,437 - How much did you win by the way? 670 00:39:41,437 --> 00:39:43,241 - Well we don't know that yet. 671 00:39:43,241 --> 00:39:45,158 - Because I was thinking maybe we've 672 00:39:45,158 --> 00:39:47,231 underpriced the cottage by an edge. 673 00:39:47,231 --> 00:39:48,369 - What do you mean? 674 00:39:48,369 --> 00:39:51,978 - I've been advised to ask for a wee bit more. 675 00:39:51,978 --> 00:39:53,311 - How much more? 676 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,017 - Hamish? 677 00:39:58,071 --> 00:39:59,298 - Yeah. 678 00:39:59,298 --> 00:40:01,726 - Who is in the cell? 679 00:40:01,726 --> 00:40:03,654 - Drunk driver. 680 00:40:03,654 --> 00:40:05,071 Kind of. 681 00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:07,304 - Just tell me one thing. 682 00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:10,879 Is that the man who was with Isobel? 683 00:40:10,879 --> 00:40:11,784 - Yes. 684 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:12,617 - Fine. 685 00:40:13,891 --> 00:40:15,491 Come here. 686 00:40:15,491 --> 00:40:16,324 - What? 687 00:40:18,432 --> 00:40:20,346 - You locked someone up for seeing Isobel. 688 00:40:20,346 --> 00:40:21,995 - No, I'm not arresting him, 689 00:40:21,995 --> 00:40:25,789 I just gave him a bed for the night! 690 00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:29,206 - Did you kick his headlights in as well? 691 00:41:18,481 --> 00:41:20,064 Oh dear! 692 00:41:22,024 --> 00:41:23,441 - Butter fingers. 693 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,729 - I said I'm sorry. 694 00:41:26,729 --> 00:41:28,029 Yeah. 695 00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:28,862 - John. 696 00:41:28,862 --> 00:41:30,093 - Give us a pint will ya? 697 00:41:30,093 --> 00:41:31,530 - Right. 698 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:32,363 Had any thoughts about-- 699 00:41:32,363 --> 00:41:33,613 - Oh don't ask. 700 00:41:34,706 --> 00:41:35,848 Rory. 701 00:41:35,848 --> 00:41:37,031 - I've come to use the lavatory. 702 00:41:37,031 --> 00:41:38,276 Help yourself. 703 00:41:38,276 --> 00:41:39,276 - It's Esme. 704 00:41:40,124 --> 00:41:41,291 - Say no more. 705 00:41:56,369 --> 00:41:57,702 Gary. 706 00:42:18,628 --> 00:42:20,762 - Ladies and gentlemen of Lochdubh, 707 00:42:20,762 --> 00:42:22,389 I have some bad news. 708 00:42:22,389 --> 00:42:24,922 Oh no, no, no, that's not. 709 00:42:24,922 --> 00:42:26,606 Friends, friends, friends that's better. 710 00:42:26,606 --> 00:42:28,170 Friends of Lochdubh, 711 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:31,523 I have some disappointing news regarding our recent win 712 00:42:31,523 --> 00:42:33,523 on the national lottery. 713 00:42:35,309 --> 00:42:39,381 Lachlan Macrae you are a total planker! 714 00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,278 Hamish! 715 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:47,330 - Aye? 716 00:42:49,702 --> 00:42:51,795 Listen look, I know, I know, I'm sorry. 717 00:42:51,795 --> 00:42:52,822 He's in the cell. 718 00:42:52,822 --> 00:42:53,655 - Gary? 719 00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:54,488 Aye. 720 00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:55,321 - Good. 721 00:42:55,321 --> 00:42:56,654 What? 722 00:42:59,851 --> 00:43:01,124 - Hey Lachlan. 723 00:43:01,124 --> 00:43:02,422 - Hamish. 724 00:43:02,422 --> 00:43:04,424 See what it is I've, 725 00:43:04,424 --> 00:43:09,156 I've got myself into a bit of a corner you know. 726 00:43:09,156 --> 00:43:11,025 - God you know I trusted you. 727 00:43:11,025 --> 00:43:13,189 God I took you into my house! 728 00:43:13,189 --> 00:43:14,392 - I'm really sorry Isobel. 729 00:43:15,314 --> 00:43:18,069 What can I say, it's just the game. 730 00:43:18,069 --> 00:43:20,319 - No what's the game, what! 731 00:43:21,423 --> 00:43:24,372 You lie and you cheat your way into people's lives! 732 00:43:24,372 --> 00:43:25,298 Just for a few photos! 733 00:43:25,298 --> 00:43:27,428 - Embarrassing photos. 734 00:43:27,428 --> 00:43:30,441 Our new car in a ditch, the UK boss whacking the designer, 735 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,205 that would really help the launch. 736 00:43:32,205 --> 00:43:33,038 Get real Isobel, it's-- 737 00:43:33,038 --> 00:43:35,205 - Oh come on, me get real! 738 00:43:36,222 --> 00:43:37,180 - Listen. 739 00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:38,748 Those photographs are worth a lot more to us 740 00:43:38,748 --> 00:43:41,331 than they could ever be to you. 741 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:46,858 You could be a lot richer today than you were yesterday. 742 00:43:48,461 --> 00:43:51,468 - God you know the only thing that disappoints me, 743 00:43:51,468 --> 00:43:54,474 it's not a big enough story. 744 00:43:54,474 --> 00:43:57,056 It's not big enough you and your stinking company 745 00:43:57,056 --> 00:43:58,973 clean out of the water. 746 00:44:00,203 --> 00:44:03,786 - No but it's big enough to lose me my job. 747 00:44:04,657 --> 00:44:07,029 - Oh well, there's always the cake competitions 748 00:44:07,029 --> 00:44:08,362 to fall back on. 749 00:44:12,467 --> 00:44:13,789 He's all yours, Hamish. 750 00:44:13,789 --> 00:44:15,658 You can charge him with theft from my house 751 00:44:15,658 --> 00:44:17,310 and conspiracy to burgal the Listener. 752 00:44:17,310 --> 00:44:18,682 Oh and ask him if he knows anything 753 00:44:18,682 --> 00:44:20,795 about running Neil off the road. 754 00:44:20,795 --> 00:44:23,134 What's the matter at him? 755 00:44:23,134 --> 00:44:25,801 - You are lookin' at a dead man. 756 00:44:33,446 --> 00:44:38,108 - Have you ever had that thought, he's sleeping. 757 00:44:38,108 --> 00:44:40,439 And you've got a big pair of scissors, 758 00:44:40,439 --> 00:44:44,567 and you're so angry with him, you just. 759 00:44:44,567 --> 00:44:45,484 Cut it off? 760 00:44:46,534 --> 00:44:47,877 - Yes. 761 00:44:47,877 --> 00:44:49,174 - Yes. 762 00:44:49,174 --> 00:44:50,007 - Yes! 763 00:44:54,919 --> 00:44:55,752 - Well. 764 00:44:57,922 --> 00:44:58,755 We won. 765 00:44:59,732 --> 00:45:00,918 - Yes. 766 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,974 - Come on everybody. 767 00:45:06,974 --> 00:45:09,267 This is supposed to be a celebration. 768 00:45:09,267 --> 00:45:13,434 How about a little music to get the show on the road? 769 00:45:14,649 --> 00:45:17,149 I'll take it that's a no then. 770 00:45:18,597 --> 00:45:20,851 Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for the man 771 00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:23,597 who organized this syndicate, my dad Mr Lachlan-- 772 00:45:23,597 --> 00:45:25,417 - That's fine then. 773 00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:26,250 Don't. 774 00:45:27,390 --> 00:45:28,223 Hey folks. 775 00:45:29,518 --> 00:45:30,380 Well, well. 776 00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:32,651 Ladies and gentlemen of Lochdubh. 777 00:45:32,651 --> 00:45:34,318 Friends of Lochdubh. 778 00:45:35,622 --> 00:45:38,955 I'll need myself and Lachie Junior here. 779 00:45:40,948 --> 00:45:42,996 See what it is, I've got a wee confession to make 780 00:45:42,996 --> 00:45:43,913 to you all. 781 00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:48,380 I was helping Neil get the bus out the ditch the other day 782 00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:51,431 and I threw my coat on the ground. 783 00:45:51,431 --> 00:45:55,242 See, and our winning lottery ticket, it was in the pocket, 784 00:45:55,242 --> 00:45:58,872 and it definitely was in the pocket of the jacket. 785 00:45:58,872 --> 00:46:00,370 Thank you Hamish. 786 00:46:00,370 --> 00:46:04,537 - Listen, I think what Lachlan's trying to say is that, 787 00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:09,942 well maybe we haven't won the lottery after all. 788 00:46:09,942 --> 00:46:10,816 - What! 789 00:46:10,816 --> 00:46:12,900 But the rest is good news here, good news. 790 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,256 - What good news? 791 00:46:14,256 --> 00:46:15,902 The lottery was worth millions! 792 00:46:15,902 --> 00:46:17,285 - Aye. 793 00:46:17,285 --> 00:46:19,610 Well Lachlan here has managed to persuade 794 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:22,609 an anonymous benefactor to replace the community bus. 795 00:46:22,609 --> 00:46:24,298 - And it's a brand new bus! 796 00:46:24,298 --> 00:46:25,575 - Holy smoke! 797 00:46:25,575 --> 00:46:26,408 - A bus? 798 00:46:27,322 --> 00:46:28,582 - A bus? 799 00:46:28,582 --> 00:46:31,549 - A brand, brand, brand new bus. 800 00:46:31,549 --> 00:46:33,482 - So when will I get the negatives? 801 00:46:33,482 --> 00:46:35,645 - When we get the bus. 802 00:46:35,645 --> 00:46:37,568 - You owe us Gary. 803 00:46:37,568 --> 00:46:38,880 You did run it off the road. 804 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,424 - Well how do I know you won't publish? 805 00:46:40,424 --> 00:46:41,803 - You don't. 806 00:46:41,803 --> 00:46:43,370 - You're losing a few of those scruples now, 807 00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:44,203 aren't ya Isobel? 808 00:46:44,203 --> 00:46:46,429 - No I don't think so. 809 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:48,008 A new bus is worth more to the village 810 00:46:48,008 --> 00:46:50,934 than the story is to my career. 811 00:46:50,934 --> 00:46:52,434 A simple equation. 812 00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:11,166 - Sorry. 813 00:47:12,432 --> 00:47:13,265 - Sorry. 814 00:47:17,098 --> 00:47:17,931 - Friends? 815 00:47:20,144 --> 00:47:20,977 - Friends. 816 00:47:26,564 --> 00:47:28,270 - I'll wash, 817 00:47:28,270 --> 00:47:30,100 and you serve? 818 00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:37,913 I'll wash later. 819 00:47:51,143 --> 00:47:53,077 - Don't say it. 820 00:47:53,077 --> 00:47:54,244 I told you so. 821 00:47:56,096 --> 00:47:56,929 - I told you so. 822 00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:03,050 Look, it coulda been Gandhi and I wouldn'ta liked him. 823 00:48:03,050 --> 00:48:04,986 - Yeah you wouldn'ta locked him up though. 824 00:48:04,986 --> 00:48:06,236 - I don't know. 825 00:48:14,477 --> 00:48:16,227 Hamish!