1 00:00:54,675 --> 00:00:56,008 - Come on, Jock. 2 00:01:03,945 --> 00:01:04,778 Daft dog. 3 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:09,936 What have you got there Jock? 4 00:01:32,922 --> 00:01:34,670 Last house on your left. 5 00:01:34,670 --> 00:01:36,253 - Thanks very much. 6 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:04,581 Hi Deidre. 7 00:02:04,581 --> 00:02:06,554 - Well hello Hamish, I thought you were the Major. 8 00:02:06,554 --> 00:02:10,304 Go away in, I'm just about to throttle a hen. 9 00:02:12,614 --> 00:02:15,335 - It's a lovely view of the bay there. 10 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,585 - That's great. 11 00:02:18,340 --> 00:02:20,657 - So you'll be here for the walking? 12 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:22,807 - I thought I'd give it a try. 13 00:02:22,807 --> 00:02:25,159 - Will you be staying long Mr. 14 00:02:25,159 --> 00:02:26,459 - Robb. 15 00:02:26,459 --> 00:02:28,167 I'm sorry, I don't know yet. 16 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:31,584 - That's all right, you just let me know. 17 00:02:34,865 --> 00:02:37,872 G, now that would be for George, would it? 18 00:02:37,872 --> 00:02:38,844 - Gavin. 19 00:02:38,844 --> 00:02:40,508 - Ah. 20 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,335 - Is that Lochdubh Island out there? 21 00:02:42,335 --> 00:02:44,002 - Oh yes, yes it is. 22 00:02:45,425 --> 00:02:49,285 Ah ha, it will be the bird watching as well, will it? 23 00:02:49,285 --> 00:02:50,118 - Maybe. 24 00:02:54,171 --> 00:02:55,634 - So was he late back? 25 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:58,358 - No, no, I don't think he's overdue. 26 00:02:58,358 --> 00:03:00,924 He's only been gone three weeks. 27 00:03:00,924 --> 00:03:02,306 - Well three weeks is a pretty long time 28 00:03:02,306 --> 00:03:04,539 for a fishing trip, Deidre, even for your brother. 29 00:03:04,539 --> 00:03:05,962 - Oh, the Rose is a good boat, 30 00:03:05,962 --> 00:03:09,702 I'm sure there's nothing to worry about. 31 00:03:09,702 --> 00:03:10,535 - Rose. 32 00:03:11,814 --> 00:03:13,445 That was the name of his wife, eh? 33 00:03:13,445 --> 00:03:17,362 - Aye, she passed on about, oh, four years now. 34 00:03:19,148 --> 00:03:19,981 - Mm. 35 00:03:22,517 --> 00:03:24,548 Well anyway the thing is I really should report this 36 00:03:24,548 --> 00:03:25,811 to the Coast Guard. 37 00:03:25,811 --> 00:03:27,797 I mean it was a pretty bad storm the other night. 38 00:03:27,797 --> 00:03:31,454 - Ach, there's no need to worry yourself Hamish. 39 00:03:31,454 --> 00:03:34,793 He lost a couple of lifebelts last year. 40 00:03:34,793 --> 00:03:35,892 Did he? 41 00:03:35,892 --> 00:03:38,392 - It was probably one of them. 42 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:41,152 - Ach, well you're probably right. 43 00:03:41,152 --> 00:03:45,319 But if you hear anything you'll let me know, okay? 44 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:53,011 Where was that storm from the other night, John? 45 00:03:53,011 --> 00:03:54,110 - Eh? 46 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,527 Oh, a nor'wester. 47 00:03:56,548 --> 00:03:59,048 Oh, a real stinker it was too. 48 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:03,065 Is Her Ladyship away then? 49 00:04:03,065 --> 00:04:05,382 - Away for a walk. 50 00:04:05,382 --> 00:04:06,382 Inspiration. 51 00:04:09,777 --> 00:04:10,610 Northwest. 52 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:17,210 Was that, hey, did you say you saw a flare 53 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:19,079 over by the island? 54 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:22,248 - Well I couldn't be sure one way or the other. 55 00:04:22,248 --> 00:04:25,338 Anyway, there's nobody missing, is there? 56 00:04:25,338 --> 00:04:26,889 - Well Murdo Meiklejohn maybe. 57 00:04:26,889 --> 00:04:27,722 - Murdo? 58 00:04:30,504 --> 00:04:33,354 - I think I'll take a look out there in the morning. 59 00:04:33,354 --> 00:04:36,319 - How are you going to get over there? 60 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:38,374 - Hitch a lift with Barney in the Fat Chance. 61 00:04:38,374 --> 00:04:41,217 - Oh, I don't think that's a very good idea. 62 00:04:41,217 --> 00:04:42,192 - Why? 63 00:04:42,192 --> 00:04:44,879 - Well, I hear the wildlife trips are very popular. 64 00:04:44,879 --> 00:04:46,647 There might not be room. 65 00:04:46,647 --> 00:04:49,172 aren't opposite. 66 00:04:49,172 --> 00:04:51,255 - Ah well, you know best. 67 00:05:11,088 --> 00:05:12,874 - Day's work never done, eh, John? 68 00:05:12,874 --> 00:05:15,207 - Nay, binmen come tomorrow. 69 00:05:19,296 --> 00:05:21,879 - What would we do without you? 70 00:05:34,413 --> 00:05:36,202 - U-A, Barney? 71 00:05:36,202 --> 00:05:37,545 - What's that? 72 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:39,795 - Guaranteed, U-A, not A-U. 73 00:05:41,695 --> 00:05:42,778 - Aye, right! 74 00:05:43,797 --> 00:05:44,630 Fine. 75 00:05:45,543 --> 00:05:47,812 - You weren't guaranteeing anything last week. 76 00:05:47,812 --> 00:05:50,743 - Ah, but this is a marketing concept, you know? 77 00:05:50,743 --> 00:05:51,598 - Oh, yeah? 78 00:05:51,598 --> 00:05:53,428 - Done this course in Inverness, 79 00:05:53,428 --> 00:05:56,594 "The Maximization of Consumer Expectation." 80 00:05:56,594 --> 00:05:59,033 - Oh, well, there, I think I'll have a ticket 81 00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:00,944 for your inaugural cruise, then. 82 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:04,116 Can't wait to see these guaranteed eagles and whales. 83 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:06,360 Must be good copy in that, eh, Lachie? 84 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,610 - Aye, must be. 85 00:06:09,291 --> 00:06:10,592 What's up with her? 86 00:06:10,592 --> 00:06:15,432 - If you don't know that, you're dafter than you look. 87 00:06:15,432 --> 00:06:17,339 It's you lot's the matter with her. 88 00:06:17,339 --> 00:06:18,315 I never touched her! 89 00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:21,484 - Lachie, you are dafter than you look. 90 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:23,484 - Barney, I need a word! 91 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:40,465 - Hi, Isobel, I was just looking for Flora. 92 00:06:40,465 --> 00:06:41,850 - She just popped out. 93 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:43,068 - Oh. 94 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:45,302 Any idea how long she'll be? 95 00:06:45,302 --> 00:06:46,886 - No. 96 00:06:46,886 --> 00:06:47,719 Can I help? 97 00:06:47,719 --> 00:06:50,581 - No, well, she didn't leave a package for me, 98 00:06:50,581 --> 00:06:52,447 by any chance? 99 00:06:52,447 --> 00:06:55,197 - I don't know, I'll have a look. 100 00:06:56,312 --> 00:06:57,145 Um, 101 00:06:58,587 --> 00:07:00,010 is this it? 102 00:07:03,751 --> 00:07:04,584 - Yes. 103 00:07:05,781 --> 00:07:07,364 Oh, isn't it sweet? 104 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:10,721 Thanks! 105 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:13,200 'Bye. 106 00:07:20,662 --> 00:07:23,182 - I tried to put him off, but he was determined. 107 00:07:23,182 --> 00:07:24,522 - Shoulda tried harder. 108 00:07:24,522 --> 00:07:26,230 - Oh, you don't know the problem there. 109 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,299 Oh, Hamish, I was just telling Barney here 110 00:07:28,299 --> 00:07:30,699 that you wanted to go on, uh, the trip in the morning. 111 00:07:30,699 --> 00:07:32,286 - Yeah, that's if you don't mind, Barney. 112 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:34,362 I'm a wee bit concerned about Murdo Meiklejohn. 113 00:07:34,362 --> 00:07:35,582 - I heard you found the liferaft-- 114 00:07:35,582 --> 00:07:38,505 - You can keep him out of trouble while I'm away, Barney. 115 00:07:38,505 --> 00:07:41,588 I'm going to Glasgow, be a godmother. 116 00:07:52,084 --> 00:07:54,235 - Can I help you? 117 00:07:54,235 --> 00:07:56,268 - Thank you, I'll have a pint of your best. 118 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,101 - Sure. 119 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:07,521 - What do you think? 120 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:08,940 - Very nice. 121 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:13,328 Think the minister might be a bit shocked, though. 122 00:08:13,328 --> 00:08:15,643 - You're so conventional! 123 00:08:15,643 --> 00:08:17,726 - I know, like last time. 124 00:08:18,574 --> 00:08:20,485 - Why don't you come? 125 00:08:20,485 --> 00:08:23,167 You know, say hello to the baby. 126 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:26,334 There's loads of people who would love to meet you. 127 00:08:26,334 --> 00:08:30,501 It's just not my cup of tea, babe. 128 00:08:40,359 --> 00:08:42,526 - What is your cup of tea? 129 00:09:10,789 --> 00:09:12,206 Morning. 130 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:17,286 Fine morning for birdwatching. 131 00:09:17,286 --> 00:09:19,805 You'll be looking for the lesser spotted civer diver, 132 00:09:19,805 --> 00:09:20,638 no doubt. 133 00:09:20,638 --> 00:09:21,471 - Yes. 134 00:09:24,926 --> 00:09:26,593 - Mr. Robb! 135 00:09:26,593 --> 00:09:28,667 You're an early bird. 136 00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:29,928 - Gavin, please. 137 00:09:29,928 --> 00:09:31,837 - Full breakfast, now, I have lovely spot of 138 00:09:31,837 --> 00:09:33,664 bacon, sausage, egg, blood pudding-- 139 00:09:33,664 --> 00:09:36,320 - Sounds delicious, Mrs. Murray, but I'm away off out. 140 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,153 - Oh! 141 00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:39,610 - I'm sure your other gentleman's in for a treat, though. 142 00:09:39,610 --> 00:09:41,195 I'll see you later. 143 00:09:41,195 --> 00:09:42,492 - Yes. 144 00:09:42,492 --> 00:09:43,992 'Bye, then, Gavin. 145 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,441 - If he's a birdwatcher, I'm a monkey's auntie. 146 00:09:48,441 --> 00:09:50,191 - Oh come on with ye! 147 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:54,367 Speaking of birds, 148 00:09:57,092 --> 00:09:59,976 could you go some poached eggs, Mr. Gamble? 149 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:00,893 - Eh, what? 150 00:10:01,845 --> 00:10:02,678 - Eggs? 151 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,145 Nice, slow, 152 00:10:07,522 --> 00:10:09,689 three minute poached eggs. 153 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:14,585 - Three minutes? 154 00:10:14,585 --> 00:10:15,418 - Mm. 155 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,658 - That would be grand. 156 00:10:23,985 --> 00:10:25,367 'Bye, see you tonight. 157 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:26,382 - 'Bye. 158 00:10:33,988 --> 00:10:35,695 - That's Alex away, then, is it? 159 00:10:35,695 --> 00:10:36,833 - Aye. 160 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:39,029 - Did she make you up a piece? 161 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:42,647 - John, Alex and I's relationship is based on, like, 162 00:10:42,647 --> 00:10:44,930 mutual respect, not catering. 163 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,494 - I thought so, here you are. 164 00:10:47,494 --> 00:10:48,327 - John-- 165 00:10:48,327 --> 00:10:49,645 - There's a bit of tongue in there. 166 00:10:49,645 --> 00:10:50,908 And there's a flask of tea, and-- 167 00:10:50,908 --> 00:10:52,241 - Aye, aye, aye. 168 00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:57,826 - And there's a couple of Jammie Dodgers there as well. 169 00:11:08,036 --> 00:11:08,900 Barney! 170 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:09,954 - Yes? 171 00:11:09,954 --> 00:11:11,204 - It's arrived! 172 00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:36,916 Ach, well, not to worry. 173 00:11:41,365 --> 00:11:42,282 - Bad news? 174 00:11:44,092 --> 00:11:44,925 - A bill. 175 00:11:47,232 --> 00:11:49,148 - Ah, I know what's what, they'll go with a balaclava 176 00:11:49,148 --> 00:11:52,315 and pinning my scarf at the back next. 177 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:11,583 Couple of city drives work to sea. 178 00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:15,113 - Excuse me, make way for your captain, please. 179 00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:17,518 - Go ahead Torquil, ask your question. 180 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:20,081 - Are you sure we're going to see whales? 181 00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:23,824 - That's what the sign says, pal, "guaranteed." 182 00:12:23,824 --> 00:12:25,324 You'll see whales. 183 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:27,971 - There. 184 00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:29,719 Now, let's have a look at this. 185 00:12:46,514 --> 00:12:48,044 - Gently does it, that's just step down. 186 00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:48,877 Thank you. 187 00:12:48,877 --> 00:12:52,598 - There you are sonny, just give it. 188 00:12:52,598 --> 00:12:54,098 Right. 189 00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:54,951 - All right there, Agnes? 190 00:12:54,951 --> 00:12:56,699 - Hello, Hamish. 191 00:12:56,699 --> 00:12:57,783 Ham and tongue. 192 00:12:57,783 --> 00:13:00,470 - All right, thanks, be back about five, Agnes, okay? 193 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:01,553 - Aye, right. 194 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:06,324 - Gently does it now, ease, there we are. 195 00:13:11,719 --> 00:13:13,546 - Did you know that an adult blue whale 196 00:13:13,546 --> 00:13:15,826 has seven liter testicles? 197 00:13:15,826 --> 00:13:17,655 Well I must confess to being ignorant 198 00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:18,916 of that fact up until now. 199 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:22,492 - And its penis is nine foot long. 200 00:13:22,492 --> 00:13:23,909 - Nobody we know. 201 00:13:26,352 --> 00:13:28,183 Oh, come on, Barney! 202 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,418 - No, no, no, it's something we covered on the course 203 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,843 in Inverness. 204 00:13:31,843 --> 00:13:33,676 Audio-visual ambiance. 205 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:35,982 Tourists love it! 206 00:13:37,327 --> 00:13:38,577 - You know, some people are going to do something 207 00:13:38,577 --> 00:13:41,494 in this country because we love it. 208 00:13:47,187 --> 00:13:48,687 - Hang on, Barney! 209 00:13:49,748 --> 00:13:50,581 Barney! 210 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:52,898 Oh, damn! 211 00:14:12,439 --> 00:14:14,189 - Has a look at this. 212 00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:16,904 Right. 213 00:14:23,879 --> 00:14:25,296 Come on, come on! 214 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,437 Come on, come on! 215 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,054 - Be with you in a minute, Kate. 216 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,466 Yeah, I offered you a nice home-cured ham 217 00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:53,784 and some soup from the stock. 218 00:14:53,784 --> 00:14:56,024 A bit of warm one veg, two. 219 00:14:56,024 --> 00:14:57,274 - Sounds great. 220 00:14:58,987 --> 00:15:01,339 How, uh, how long is the boat trip? 221 00:15:01,339 --> 00:15:03,047 - Uh, all day. 222 00:15:03,047 --> 00:15:04,350 Why? 223 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:07,430 - I thought I might give it a try next week. 224 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:10,968 - Planning on staying a while, then, are you? 225 00:15:10,968 --> 00:15:12,673 - I hope so, yes. 226 00:15:12,673 --> 00:15:15,590 Good. 227 00:15:17,057 --> 00:15:20,147 - We'll just get you round the headland, 228 00:15:20,147 --> 00:15:24,216 then it's full steam ahead to Lochdubh Island! 229 00:15:24,216 --> 00:15:26,633 Island sea, sand and mystery. 230 00:15:27,579 --> 00:15:28,758 Sounds lovely! 231 00:15:32,941 --> 00:15:34,854 - Over there to our left, 232 00:15:34,854 --> 00:15:38,521 you can see the world famous Lochdubh Light. 233 00:15:41,558 --> 00:15:46,434 Built in 1882, its guiding light is a torch of comfort 234 00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:49,851 to all in peril on the storm-tossed seas. 235 00:15:55,779 --> 00:16:00,212 As you can see, birdlife abounds in the fecund waters 236 00:16:00,212 --> 00:16:01,295 off Lochdubh. 237 00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:05,700 Here is a colony of our local shags. 238 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:09,283 There over to your left the majestic eagle. 239 00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,977 - Looks like a buzzard. 240 00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:16,310 - No, it's not a buzzard, it's an eagle. 241 00:16:17,325 --> 00:16:20,126 - We haven't seen many whales yet. 242 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,994 - For god's sake! 243 00:16:21,994 --> 00:16:24,843 - Is it a minke you're expecting? 244 00:16:24,843 --> 00:16:26,760 - No, it's not a minke. 245 00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:31,060 Just don't you go dangling your feet in the water, sonny. 246 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:31,893 In case. 247 00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:36,038 - A killer? 248 00:16:41,221 --> 00:16:44,471 All right. 249 00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:57,288 - Is that young Lachie Jr. over there? 250 00:16:57,288 --> 00:16:58,205 - So it is. 251 00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:02,005 - Looks like he's needing some help. 252 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,672 - No, he'll be fine. 253 00:17:04,619 --> 00:17:06,853 - Well, he doesn't look fine. 254 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,198 - Well, I can't stop now. 255 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:10,141 I've got passengers. 256 00:17:10,141 --> 00:17:12,641 We'll see you on the way back! 257 00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:21,039 - Sorry, uh, there are some beautiful walks 258 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,953 up round by the headland. 259 00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:24,906 - You go round there yourself, do you? 260 00:17:24,906 --> 00:17:25,739 - Used to. 261 00:17:26,819 --> 00:17:28,441 Don't get a chance much these days. 262 00:17:28,441 --> 00:17:30,191 - No, that's a shame. 263 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,864 Listen, maybe you could take me round there sometime, 264 00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:36,000 show me the sights. 265 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,013 - Me? 266 00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,637 If you're not too busy, that is. 267 00:17:38,637 --> 00:17:39,773 When's your day off? 268 00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:41,356 - 29th of February. 269 00:17:43,573 --> 00:17:47,674 - You know, that's the best plate of soup I've ever tasted. 270 00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:52,188 - Wait till you see my sticky toffee pudding. 271 00:18:14,632 --> 00:18:15,799 - Here we are. 272 00:18:16,989 --> 00:18:18,489 Lovely gray seals. 273 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,533 - They aren't gray! 274 00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:25,036 - Of course they're gray, you can see they're gray. 275 00:18:25,036 --> 00:18:26,453 - They're common. 276 00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:28,959 - What? 277 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:33,374 - Everyone knows that common seals are gray and rare. 278 00:18:33,374 --> 00:18:36,909 And that gray seals are black and common. 279 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:37,742 - Really? 280 00:18:38,942 --> 00:18:41,056 Have to remember that next time. 281 00:18:41,056 --> 00:18:43,414 - And there aren't whales either. 282 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,320 - You'll see whales. - When? 283 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,737 - About half three, actually. 284 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:57,512 - Excuse me. 285 00:18:58,787 --> 00:19:00,091 I'm a vegan. 286 00:19:00,091 --> 00:19:02,364 Have you no salad? 287 00:19:02,364 --> 00:19:03,506 No? 288 00:19:03,506 --> 00:19:06,476 And you call yourself conservationists! 289 00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:08,224 - Over there. 290 00:19:08,224 --> 00:19:09,057 - What? 291 00:19:10,545 --> 00:19:14,610 - Where the lifebelt ended up over there. 292 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:17,460 - A six knot tide runs through there in there. 293 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,020 Could have come from anywhere. 294 00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:24,187 - Ach, well I suppose if old Miss Meiklejohn's not bothered. 295 00:19:26,912 --> 00:19:27,745 - Tongue? 296 00:19:28,624 --> 00:19:32,791 - No thanks, I think I'll stick to the, uh, tongue. 297 00:19:37,318 --> 00:19:40,568 - Didn't fancy a trip to Glasgow, then? 298 00:19:41,665 --> 00:19:44,022 - Polite conversation, suit and tie 299 00:19:44,022 --> 00:19:46,939 chattering about babies, no thanks. 300 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,053 - Alex getting broody, eh? 301 00:19:51,214 --> 00:19:52,047 - No! 302 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:55,074 No, no way, you're joking! 303 00:19:55,074 --> 00:19:57,324 - Fair enough, fair enough. 304 00:19:59,506 --> 00:20:00,339 - Tell me. 305 00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:04,955 Was it like a conscious decision? 306 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:05,788 - What? 307 00:20:06,868 --> 00:20:11,499 - Well, like yourself and Agnes, not having any kids. 308 00:20:11,499 --> 00:20:13,249 - Conscious decision? 309 00:20:15,274 --> 00:20:17,878 Tell you the truth, Hamish, 310 00:20:17,878 --> 00:20:22,045 me and Agnes have been trying to start a family for years. 311 00:20:32,511 --> 00:20:34,011 It's the hospital. 312 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:37,973 It's me. 313 00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:41,927 I'm firing blanks. 314 00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:45,845 Agnes is no spring chicken. 315 00:20:48,753 --> 00:20:51,674 Don't mind telling ye, Hamish, that things are a tad 316 00:20:51,674 --> 00:20:54,562 rocky between us at the moment. 317 00:20:54,562 --> 00:20:55,820 - Ach, you'll be fine. 318 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:56,653 - No fine! 319 00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:01,233 Scared she'll leave me. 320 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:06,280 - Ach, Barney, man, Agnes is one of the best! 321 00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:11,153 And there's more to life than having kids, surely! 322 00:21:11,153 --> 00:21:13,070 - Try telling her that. 323 00:21:15,498 --> 00:21:18,055 - You ever thought of adoption? 324 00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:19,845 - Hey, mister! 325 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,762 When are we gonna see these whales? 326 00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:25,363 - Let me know. 327 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,835 - So when Barney got his redundancy money through 328 00:21:28,835 --> 00:21:31,073 we sold up and came here. 329 00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:31,906 - That's incredible. 330 00:21:31,906 --> 00:21:32,739 - Mm. 331 00:21:33,872 --> 00:21:35,825 I know this sounds stupid, 332 00:21:35,825 --> 00:21:39,992 but I've got a feeling I've met you somewhere before. 333 00:21:40,905 --> 00:21:41,738 Have you ever been-- 334 00:21:41,738 --> 00:21:44,199 - No, no I don't think so. 335 00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:45,782 I'll see you later. 336 00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,250 Excuse me, Agnes. 337 00:22:06,157 --> 00:22:06,990 - Yes! 338 00:22:39,628 --> 00:22:41,878 - What are we stopping for? 339 00:22:42,961 --> 00:22:44,961 - This is whale country. 340 00:22:53,942 --> 00:22:55,447 - Look, look! 341 00:22:58,015 --> 00:22:59,265 A killer whale! 342 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,928 - Look at the size of its fin! 343 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:11,345 - Always makes me feel a wee bit humbled. 344 00:23:18,442 --> 00:23:19,275 - Oh no! 345 00:23:23,683 --> 00:23:25,350 - Look, it's diving! 346 00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,650 Hey, it's diving! 347 00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:29,483 - Barney! 348 00:23:35,535 --> 00:23:36,368 Barney! 349 00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:46,598 This is why you didn't want me here, eh? 350 00:23:46,598 --> 00:23:49,098 - Just get that motor started! 351 00:23:54,894 --> 00:23:58,104 - Is that a trick you teached it, Mister? 352 00:24:18,673 --> 00:24:20,006 - I'll kill him! 353 00:24:21,557 --> 00:24:22,724 I'll kill him! 354 00:25:02,941 --> 00:25:04,442 - And you should be ashamed of yourself, 355 00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:06,229 getting involved in defrauding children! 356 00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:07,166 - Eh, I know. 357 00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:09,728 - I never claimed it was a real whale. 358 00:25:09,728 --> 00:25:11,228 - My daddy's a QC. 359 00:25:12,615 --> 00:25:14,615 - I thought he might be. 360 00:25:15,909 --> 00:25:19,365 - In my opinion we have a prima facie case against you. 361 00:25:19,365 --> 00:25:20,505 - For fraud! 362 00:25:20,505 --> 00:25:24,505 - Listen, kid, you got your money back, beat it. 363 00:25:25,428 --> 00:25:26,807 Barney, 364 00:25:26,807 --> 00:25:28,394 I'm all for giving the tourists what they want 365 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:29,736 the same as the next man. 366 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,175 But please, don't embarrass me. 367 00:25:32,175 --> 00:25:33,877 - Dammit, Hamish, I'm just trying to make a living. 368 00:25:33,877 --> 00:25:36,915 - Davie and John involved in this, yeah? 369 00:25:36,915 --> 00:25:40,350 - Well, they helped me rig it up. 370 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:43,397 I cannot hack the tourists, Hamish. 371 00:25:43,397 --> 00:25:44,897 Think they'll sue? 372 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:47,444 Hamish! 373 00:25:47,444 --> 00:25:48,277 What? 374 00:25:48,277 --> 00:25:49,255 - The punters, will they sue? 375 00:25:49,255 --> 00:25:52,514 - What the hell do I know about them, I'm just a police. 376 00:25:52,514 --> 00:25:53,977 - Right! 377 00:25:53,977 --> 00:25:56,050 I'm on the phone to that course in Inverness. 378 00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:57,108 - For what? 379 00:25:57,108 --> 00:25:58,608 - I want a refund! 380 00:26:33,629 --> 00:26:36,962 So you tell Lachie Jr. I'm after his hide. 381 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,869 And as for that wench you conned me into hiring-- 382 00:26:38,869 --> 00:26:40,861 - That was a perfectly good wench, boy. 383 00:26:40,861 --> 00:26:42,087 - A lager, Barney. 384 00:26:42,087 --> 00:26:43,303 - Hamish. 385 00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:44,564 - Anyway, with the money you're paying, 386 00:26:44,564 --> 00:26:46,561 what else can you expect? 387 00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:48,471 - Pay peanuts, you get monkeys. 388 00:26:48,471 --> 00:26:50,218 - Hey now, hold on a minute there now, John. 389 00:26:50,218 --> 00:26:52,695 - You deliberately went away without me, Barney Meldon. 390 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,565 - Good evening to you too, Isobel! 391 00:26:54,565 --> 00:26:56,596 - Oh, and as for you, 392 00:26:56,596 --> 00:27:00,700 there's a Mrs. Lucinda McLorg and her son Torquil 393 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:03,383 been at me about police corruption. 394 00:27:03,383 --> 00:27:05,216 And fraudulent whales. 395 00:27:06,919 --> 00:27:09,648 Anything to say, PC Macbeth? 396 00:27:09,648 --> 00:27:13,876 Oh, I'll take that as a "no comment," then. 397 00:27:13,876 --> 00:27:16,804 - Can I get anyone a drink? 398 00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:20,637 - I'll have a pint of your best please, Agnes. 399 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,979 - Isobel, look, it's a storm in a teacup. 400 00:27:39,979 --> 00:27:42,414 - Yeah, well, it's a damn good storm in a teacup. 401 00:27:42,414 --> 00:27:43,836 - I cannot believe you, why can't you 402 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:45,947 just give the man a break? 403 00:27:45,947 --> 00:27:47,857 - I'm away to see Mrs. McLorg. 404 00:27:47,857 --> 00:27:49,971 She's talking interim interdicts. 405 00:27:49,971 --> 00:27:52,054 - Well, the best of luck. 406 00:27:53,307 --> 00:27:55,873 - I tell you boy, there's nothing wrong with that wench. 407 00:27:55,873 --> 00:27:57,378 Something else must have gone wrong. 408 00:27:57,378 --> 00:27:59,089 - Talk about wenching. 409 00:28:02,217 --> 00:28:04,545 - Barney, was there not something the pulley 410 00:28:04,545 --> 00:28:06,530 could have got caught on? 411 00:28:06,530 --> 00:28:07,363 - What? 412 00:28:08,199 --> 00:28:09,826 No, no, no, I sunk it at low tide. 413 00:28:09,826 --> 00:28:10,882 Well maybe we should go and have 414 00:28:10,882 --> 00:28:11,940 a wee look at it, hey? 415 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,526 - Ah, not tonight, we don't. 416 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,647 Barney, I advise you to give the whales a rest 417 00:28:15,647 --> 00:28:16,912 for the time being. 418 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:19,025 With a bit of luck this is all gonna blow over. 419 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,979 - I'll see you next time. 420 00:28:20,979 --> 00:28:23,055 - Okay, all right. 421 00:28:23,055 --> 00:28:24,388 - Right you are. 422 00:29:12,036 --> 00:29:13,824 Staying at Esme's, I hear? 423 00:29:13,824 --> 00:29:14,991 Aye. 424 00:29:16,177 --> 00:29:18,494 Nice, quiet wee place, Lochdubh, eh? 425 00:29:18,494 --> 00:29:19,911 Uh huh. 426 00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:23,802 - I'd like to keep it that way. 427 00:29:41,006 --> 00:29:41,982 A good day? 428 00:29:41,982 --> 00:29:43,568 - Yeah, great. 429 00:29:43,568 --> 00:29:46,290 Jane's looking wonderful and little Alice, 430 00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:47,623 she's a darling. 431 00:29:49,768 --> 00:29:50,901 - Aye, aye. 432 00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:56,545 you're not, uh, um, 433 00:29:57,886 --> 00:30:02,053 well I mean, uh, I know when women sometimes feel a bit 434 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:07,398 well, you know, like, when their pals start having babies 435 00:30:07,398 --> 00:30:08,231 and stuff. 436 00:30:08,231 --> 00:30:10,566 Hamish Macbeth, 437 00:30:10,566 --> 00:30:12,558 do I detect a man who's getting broody? 438 00:30:14,305 --> 00:30:16,660 No I was, uh, I was just saying. 439 00:30:16,660 --> 00:30:18,730 - If it ever happens, Hamish, 440 00:30:18,730 --> 00:30:20,230 I'll stand by you. 441 00:30:21,772 --> 00:30:24,355 - That's what I wanted to know. 442 00:30:43,752 --> 00:30:44,585 - Agnes? 443 00:30:45,664 --> 00:30:46,747 Mm? 444 00:31:31,984 --> 00:31:34,870 - Have you seen the vet's number anywhere, boy? 445 00:31:34,870 --> 00:31:36,942 Beasts are acting mighty queer. 446 00:31:36,942 --> 00:31:38,450 - Oh, right? 447 00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:39,628 - Aye, they're chucking that hay down 448 00:31:39,628 --> 00:31:41,861 like there's no tomorrow. 449 00:31:41,861 --> 00:31:43,467 - They shouldn't be hungry. 450 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:47,374 I fed them with the cattle cake last night. 451 00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:48,957 - What cattle cake? 452 00:31:49,939 --> 00:31:51,484 Right, watch it, boy. 453 00:31:51,484 --> 00:31:53,196 clutch! 454 00:31:58,982 --> 00:32:00,482 Watch this corner! 455 00:32:10,249 --> 00:32:11,753 Hello! 456 00:32:11,753 --> 00:32:12,836 - Oh, coming! 457 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,820 For heaven's sake? 458 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:19,339 - Uh, is Hamish about? 459 00:32:19,339 --> 00:32:20,172 - Hamish! 460 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:23,239 - Has somebody died? 461 00:32:33,248 --> 00:32:34,331 Just shut up! 462 00:32:36,740 --> 00:32:38,657 Come on, then, come on. 463 00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:58,105 - Don't need forensic in Inverness for that. 464 00:32:58,105 --> 00:32:59,934 - Well, congratulations, Lachie. 465 00:32:59,934 --> 00:33:00,949 There's not many young people who would 466 00:33:00,949 --> 00:33:04,110 hand this kinda thing over to the police. 467 00:33:04,110 --> 00:33:06,020 - So, it can be Drugs Squad, eh? 468 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:07,076 - Customs and Excise. 469 00:33:07,076 --> 00:33:08,215 - Special Branch, they should be swarming-- 470 00:33:08,215 --> 00:33:11,496 - No, it's no good, Barney, I mean, look at it. 471 00:33:11,496 --> 00:33:12,921 It's a quarter ounce of Moroccan hash, I mean, 472 00:33:12,921 --> 00:33:16,843 it's hardly the bust of the decade, is it? 473 00:33:16,843 --> 00:33:18,144 Is this all that's left? 474 00:33:18,144 --> 00:33:19,483 - I'm afraid so. 475 00:33:19,483 --> 00:33:23,665 But I've got a barn full of very happy heifers. 476 00:33:23,665 --> 00:33:24,682 - It just floated up? 477 00:33:24,682 --> 00:33:26,590 - Aye, just off shore, Hamish. 478 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:28,254 I think the rope must have got snagged in something 479 00:33:28,254 --> 00:33:29,515 and then, you know, floated up. 480 00:33:29,515 --> 00:33:31,465 - Aye, but it could be a drop. 481 00:33:31,465 --> 00:33:33,131 - A what? 482 00:33:33,131 --> 00:33:34,516 - Well, a drop, I mean this stuff could have been 483 00:33:34,516 --> 00:33:37,321 smuggled out through Spain or Africa. 484 00:33:37,321 --> 00:33:40,207 And it's dumped underwater and left there. 485 00:33:40,207 --> 00:33:44,112 - And where there's a drop there's a pickup. 486 00:33:44,112 --> 00:33:45,695 - That's very true. 487 00:33:51,045 --> 00:33:51,962 - Mr. Robb? 488 00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:00,441 Gavin? 489 00:34:17,202 --> 00:34:18,035 - Agnes? 490 00:34:19,964 --> 00:34:21,712 We're gonna have to talk about this. 491 00:34:21,712 --> 00:34:22,545 I. 492 00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:40,154 - Hi, Esme. 493 00:34:40,154 --> 00:34:43,469 - Hamish, you haven't seen that nice young man, have you? 494 00:34:43,469 --> 00:34:44,607 - No, why? 495 00:34:44,607 --> 00:34:46,111 - Mysterious disappearance. 496 00:34:46,111 --> 00:34:48,230 Walked out on Esme's breakfast. 497 00:34:48,230 --> 00:34:50,141 I had him down as a chanty wrastler. 498 00:34:50,141 --> 00:34:52,552 - And is this you in for your breakfast too, Rory? 499 00:34:52,552 --> 00:34:53,732 - I just popped in, aye. 500 00:34:53,732 --> 00:34:56,087 - Esme did anything strike you as unusual about this guy? 501 00:34:56,087 --> 00:34:58,254 - No, no, he was charming. 502 00:34:59,496 --> 00:35:02,217 He asked about the island and Barney's boat. 503 00:35:02,217 --> 00:35:04,404 He asked me about the boat as well, Hamish. 504 00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:05,788 What's up, Hamish? 505 00:35:05,788 --> 00:35:07,412 - Classified information, Rory. 506 00:35:07,412 --> 00:35:08,346 - He's a drug smuggler. 507 00:35:08,346 --> 00:35:10,134 He's got a big drop planned off Lochdubh Island. 508 00:35:10,134 --> 00:35:11,069 - Calm boy, calm, calm. 509 00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:12,168 - A drop, what kind of drop? 510 00:35:12,168 --> 00:35:13,835 - You haven't seen Agnes in your travels, have you? 511 00:35:13,835 --> 00:35:14,693 No. 512 00:35:14,693 --> 00:35:15,871 No. 513 00:35:15,871 --> 00:35:17,295 - What's all this, carol singing? 514 00:35:17,295 --> 00:35:18,432 - It's a drug stakeout. 515 00:35:18,432 --> 00:35:20,625 - Hamish and I are going out to see what's going on. 516 00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:21,458 So are we. 517 00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:23,024 - Me too. 518 00:35:23,024 --> 00:35:23,857 - I'm your man. 519 00:35:23,857 --> 00:35:24,690 -- 520 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,561 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there. 521 00:35:26,561 --> 00:35:29,204 None of you are coming with me, okay? 522 00:35:47,735 --> 00:35:49,642 - We'll go along the beach. 523 00:35:49,642 --> 00:35:52,484 The view there is fantastic. 524 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:53,317 - Lead on. 525 00:36:02,448 --> 00:36:05,702 - Well, seeing as how you're here you might as well help. 526 00:36:05,702 --> 00:36:07,004 Barney, you got a knife there? 527 00:36:07,004 --> 00:36:08,171 - I'll get it. 528 00:36:11,317 --> 00:36:12,650 - You all right? 529 00:36:21,935 --> 00:36:24,293 Now make a loop, boy. - Mm hm. 530 00:36:24,293 --> 00:36:26,042 - Get the end of the rope. - Mm hm. 531 00:36:26,042 --> 00:36:27,786 - Get now it's a rabbit. - Mm hm. 532 00:36:27,786 --> 00:36:30,464 - Goes out of the hole, round the tree, 533 00:36:30,464 --> 00:36:31,888 back down the hole again. 534 00:36:31,888 --> 00:36:32,805 Pull tight. 535 00:36:38,473 --> 00:36:39,306 Plonker. 536 00:36:40,963 --> 00:36:42,463 - Any joy, Hamish? 537 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,354 - No, nothing. 538 00:36:45,354 --> 00:36:49,271 - Ah well, there's only one thing for it, then. 539 00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,469 - Oi, you, be careful down there. 540 00:37:14,131 --> 00:37:15,310 - Are you happy, Agnes? 541 00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:16,813 - Happy? 542 00:37:16,813 --> 00:37:18,355 What's happy? 543 00:37:18,355 --> 00:37:19,855 - You know, happy. 544 00:37:21,037 --> 00:37:23,645 - Happy comes in wee bits. 545 00:37:23,645 --> 00:37:26,696 I'm happy when a pie turns out right. 546 00:37:26,696 --> 00:37:31,461 Happy when the VAT balances at the end of the quarter. 547 00:37:31,461 --> 00:37:32,628 Are you happy? 548 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,837 - No, no I'm not. 549 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,817 I'm scared stiff. 550 00:37:44,834 --> 00:37:48,407 - What have you got to be scared about? 551 00:37:48,407 --> 00:37:52,066 - I'm sorry, I'm making such a mess of this. 552 00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:54,483 I wanted it to be so perfect. 553 00:37:57,630 --> 00:38:00,637 There's something I have to tell you. 554 00:38:00,637 --> 00:38:01,470 Something I have to say. 555 00:38:01,470 --> 00:38:02,303 - Sh! 556 00:39:45,127 --> 00:39:47,038 - It's John weed, I'm telling you. 557 00:39:47,038 --> 00:39:49,121 And a big squid came up and strangled him. 558 00:39:49,121 --> 00:39:52,447 - Mm, Jeanette MacDonald as well. 559 00:39:52,447 --> 00:39:54,228 Was it the Barbary coast? 560 00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:58,395 - No, no, that was Edward G. Robinson and Miriam Hopkins. 561 00:40:01,092 --> 00:40:05,197 - I remember, great big tentacles it had. 562 00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:07,114 Grabbed Wayne's helmet. 563 00:40:08,127 --> 00:40:10,210 - Excuse me, do you mind? 564 00:40:18,813 --> 00:40:21,010 - And then there was that bit in the abyss 565 00:40:21,010 --> 00:40:23,850 when the boy came up and died of the bends. 566 00:40:26,043 --> 00:40:30,311 Aye and his whole body literally exploded. 567 00:40:30,311 --> 00:40:31,493 What was it he said again? 568 00:40:31,493 --> 00:40:32,410 - Kill him! 569 00:40:33,323 --> 00:40:34,908 I'll kill him! 570 00:40:34,908 --> 00:40:38,977 - No, no, no, I don't think it was that, Barney! 571 00:40:50,137 --> 00:40:51,470 Barney! 572 00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:52,303 Barney! 573 00:40:56,721 --> 00:40:58,596 - I'll kill him! 574 00:40:58,596 --> 00:40:59,763 I'll kill him! 575 00:41:02,478 --> 00:41:03,857 I'll kill him! 576 00:41:03,857 --> 00:41:05,357 - Come on, Barney! 577 00:41:10,622 --> 00:41:11,955 - I'll kill him! 578 00:41:18,026 --> 00:41:19,895 Stay right there! 579 00:41:19,895 --> 00:41:22,048 ! 580 00:41:22,048 --> 00:41:22,881 - Barney? 581 00:41:25,919 --> 00:41:27,752 - John, hold onto him! 582 00:41:31,964 --> 00:41:34,484 Where is he? 583 00:41:34,484 --> 00:41:35,317 Hamish! 584 00:41:39,211 --> 00:41:40,877 Hamish! 585 00:41:40,877 --> 00:41:41,710 Hamish! 586 00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:43,460 - Alex, I can't swim. 587 00:41:44,330 --> 00:41:45,548 - You swine! 588 00:41:45,548 --> 00:41:47,375 She's mine, do you hear, mine! 589 00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:49,733 I'll knock the head off any man that comes near her! 590 00:41:49,733 --> 00:41:51,113 - Look, it's not what it seems. 591 00:41:51,113 --> 00:41:53,633 - Put your dukes up, damn you! 592 00:41:53,633 --> 00:41:55,260 Stop it, Barney, stop it! 593 00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:57,378 - No, I'll not stop it. 594 00:41:57,378 --> 00:41:59,179 . 595 00:41:59,179 --> 00:42:01,406 Never thought thought I'd, what a scroter! 596 00:42:01,406 --> 00:42:02,380 Barney! 597 00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:04,410 - You're worth fighting for, Agnes. 598 00:42:04,410 --> 00:42:06,567 And no toyboy fancy pants man 599 00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:09,002 is gonna take you away from me! 600 00:42:09,002 --> 00:42:11,236 Go on, put your dukes up! 601 00:42:19,702 --> 00:42:21,247 I'm gonna ram his head that far up-- 602 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,997 - He's not my toyboy! 603 00:42:25,512 --> 00:42:26,512 He's my son. 604 00:42:31,522 --> 00:42:32,355 My son. 605 00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:36,954 - What? 606 00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:40,844 - I had him when I was 16. 607 00:42:40,844 --> 00:42:43,403 I was just a kid myself. 608 00:42:43,403 --> 00:42:45,653 They made me give him away. 609 00:42:47,185 --> 00:42:48,809 - You never said! 610 00:42:48,809 --> 00:42:49,866 Why'd you never say? 611 00:42:49,866 --> 00:42:51,041 - I couldn't. 612 00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:53,291 I wanted to but I couldn't! 613 00:42:54,744 --> 00:42:55,911 Sorry, Barney. 614 00:42:56,858 --> 00:42:58,275 I'm really sorry. 615 00:43:01,690 --> 00:43:03,023 - All the years. 616 00:43:04,091 --> 00:43:06,924 All the tests, you knew it was me! 617 00:43:07,831 --> 00:43:09,010 - Aye. 618 00:43:09,010 --> 00:43:09,843 - But why? 619 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,830 - I love you, Barney. 620 00:43:16,536 --> 00:43:17,619 I wanted, oh, 621 00:43:21,649 --> 00:43:24,149 I wanted to keep your dignity. 622 00:43:30,947 --> 00:43:31,780 - Help me! 623 00:43:33,183 --> 00:43:34,016 Somebody! 624 00:43:35,419 --> 00:43:36,252 Help me! 625 00:43:37,326 --> 00:43:38,424 Hamish! 626 00:43:38,424 --> 00:43:39,257 It's Alex. 627 00:43:39,257 --> 00:43:41,025 - I can't find him! 628 00:43:41,025 --> 00:43:42,003 - Don't just stand there! 629 00:43:42,003 --> 00:43:43,389 - Oh my god! 630 00:43:45,865 --> 00:43:48,182 - I can't find him! 631 00:43:55,094 --> 00:43:57,009 - Quiet, quiet! 632 00:43:57,009 --> 00:43:57,842 - Listen to Lachie. 633 00:43:57,842 --> 00:43:59,175 - Listen, quiet! 634 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:01,179 Over there! 635 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:04,393 - Hamish! 636 00:44:06,042 --> 00:44:07,300 - Hamish? 637 00:44:18,561 --> 00:44:19,478 - Everyone? 638 00:44:37,838 --> 00:44:41,620 - People do terrible things when they're desperate. 639 00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:45,281 He couldn't let the boat be repossessed. 640 00:44:45,281 --> 00:44:47,864 It was his last link with Rose. 641 00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:51,180 - How many trips had he done? 642 00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:52,430 - Just the one. 643 00:44:53,657 --> 00:44:57,802 The stupid, stupid man, all that distance. 644 00:44:57,802 --> 00:45:00,083 And he sinks off Lochdubh. 645 00:45:16,302 --> 00:45:18,257 - He's put on weight! 646 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:19,597 - What's he gonna end up with? 647 00:45:19,597 --> 00:45:22,531 - Hang on, watch my finger there. 648 00:45:22,531 --> 00:45:23,531 - Steady on. 649 00:45:27,699 --> 00:45:30,344 That's us, then, Miss Meiklejohn. 650 00:45:30,344 --> 00:45:33,177 - Let him go, boys, send him home. 651 00:45:43,518 --> 00:45:47,018 Thank you, Hamish, for keeping this quiet. 652 00:46:06,493 --> 00:46:10,682 - Mind you it's a hell of a waste of good cattle cake.