1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,640 Previously on Nirvana the Band. 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:05,840 The Rivoli is a store on Queen Street. I know about the Rivoli. What the fuck is 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,960 underneath it, man? 4 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,320 I forgot my birthday. 5 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,120 Well, 6 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:16,520 what does Jay want? What does Jay want for his birthday? The show at the 7 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,980 Matt. It's my friend's birthday and I'm trying to book a show for us to play 8 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:20,980 here tonight. 9 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:22,500 Okay, you're banned? 10 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,540 We're banned? 11 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,840 You're not wearing your hat. 12 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:30,960 Where's my fucking hat? 13 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,020 It's the get unbanned list. 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,960 How to get unbanned. 15 00:00:51,580 --> 00:00:53,520 Three easy steps. One, don't tell Jay. 16 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:58,280 Simple. Two, in a French Connection style drug deal. 17 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:04,090 Get someone, a Gene Hackman -style character, drop the drugs off at the 18 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:08,910 Right. Then call the cops. And then reframe them. Hey, on banners, where are 19 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:09,910 your alibi? 20 00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:13,930 Who the fuck? I just need to find this Gene Hackman lookalike or Gene Hackman 21 00:01:13,930 --> 00:01:14,970 guy. Don't tell Jay. 22 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:19,630 Filming everything, huh? You need to change around here, right? 23 00:01:19,930 --> 00:01:23,590 Some of the camera stuff. Simple rule. Nobody in and nobody out. Who's by here? 24 00:01:24,190 --> 00:01:25,390 Who came by here? 25 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:26,610 Here's another rule. 26 00:01:26,630 --> 00:01:27,630 Footage I don't like goes. 27 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,320 Right? Me dropping the shit, all that stuff. Full access. 28 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,580 It's everything, right? It's what you like. 29 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,240 Okay. 30 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:35,960 Camera right up my ass, eh? 31 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,680 Hot milk! 32 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:39,600 What? What? We got milk. 33 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,140 What are you doing? You got two glasses of milk? Are you hiding something? 34 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,340 You're literally hiding something. 35 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:46,119 What are you hiding? 36 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,260 It's a magnetic force. We got metal buttons, boys. 37 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,560 No, this is nothing. This is a... Get on banned list? 38 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,400 What do you mean banned list? 39 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:57,590 Like the list of bands that play at the Rivoli. 40 00:01:59,850 --> 00:02:00,850 Right. 41 00:02:01,390 --> 00:02:02,390 Yeah. 42 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:07,410 So you want to get on the band list. On the band list. 43 00:02:09,449 --> 00:02:11,070 Tell Jay about the plan. 44 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:12,330 Oh, yeah. Tell Jay. 45 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:15,790 Yeah. And then connect to a hack man. 46 00:02:16,050 --> 00:02:17,050 No, they're called hackers. 47 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:18,150 Not hack men. 48 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,190 There could be hack women. Right. I got that wrong. I meant hacker. 49 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:24,110 Good thing I got you around. Hack onto the band list. 50 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:25,870 Oh, my God. 51 00:02:26,130 --> 00:02:27,210 That's an amazing idea. 52 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:30,050 We'll get off the ban list. No, on the ban list. 53 00:02:30,290 --> 00:02:32,030 We can hack in. We don't have to go anywhere near it. 54 00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:35,790 I guess that's a good thing, too. Yeah, I mean, we don't have to go anywhere 55 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:40,830 near it. A little more covert. We hack the Rivoli, get on the ban list. That's 56 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:41,429 what I'm saying. 57 00:02:41,430 --> 00:02:42,510 We get off the ban list. 58 00:02:42,790 --> 00:02:44,490 No, on the ban list. Exactly. 59 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,290 This would frame the Rivoli. 60 00:02:48,930 --> 00:02:53,770 We hack in there to go... Yeah, we are going to get a hacker. 61 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:55,540 To hack us into the river. 62 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:56,820 Cheers to the hacker plan. 63 00:02:58,760 --> 00:02:59,760 Cheers. 64 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:03,360 To hacker plan! To hacker plan! 65 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,440 You take a big full swig of that. 66 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:12,800 Hey, hey. 67 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:14,460 That's homo. 68 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:16,060 Hey. 69 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:17,800 Take a breath, man. 70 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,840 You just drink the whole thing? 71 00:03:23,340 --> 00:03:26,540 I thought you were watching your figure. 72 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,400 Are you a hacker? We're looking for a hacker. 73 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:17,480 Sorry? Are you a hacker? We're looking for a hacker. A hacker? 74 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:18,639 Yeah, a computer hacker. 75 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:21,399 Is that kind of a joke or something? No, no, we're looking for one to help us. I 76 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:23,100 don't know if you're going to an internet cafe to find a hacker. 77 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,660 No, I don't think so. Are you a hacker? 78 00:04:26,060 --> 00:04:28,740 Do you know what a hack is? Are you a hacker? Yes. Are you a computer expert? 79 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Do you know anything about hacking? 80 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:33,100 Is there a hacker here? Oh, come on. One of you guys has to be a hacker. There's 81 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:37,720 somebody in here. Is anybody a hacker in here? Sorry, never mind. Is there a 82 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,040 pause button that we're just trying to... No, no, no. Just be like... 83 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,280 Yeah, 84 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,379 we don't look. 85 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:45,040 No, we're not cops. Sorry, sorry. 86 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,880 They're not going to talk to us. Look at what we just looked like, all right? We 87 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,040 walk in there looking like this. 88 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,420 That's how you find a hacker. 89 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,980 They're going to think we're narcs. 90 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,540 So, clothing? 91 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,680 Yes. If you want to catch a hacker, you've got to look like a hacker. 92 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:01,880 Hey, we went in there trying to find a hacker dressed like this. 93 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,040 Exactly. 94 00:05:04,730 --> 00:05:07,710 Oh, so this, I'm not dressed like a hacker, this isn't what hackers dress? 95 00:05:07,710 --> 00:05:10,510 want to find a hacker, we've got to look the part. How do I dress like a hacker? 96 00:05:12,610 --> 00:05:13,770 Looks like you're shopping, boy. 97 00:05:16,230 --> 00:05:17,370 Why are we in Kensington? 98 00:05:17,990 --> 00:05:22,110 It's the hacker central of Toronto. I'm not really seeing what hacker clones 99 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:24,430 are. Because you don't know where to look, all right? Here, look. 100 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,200 So this is Hacker Central? 101 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:41,860 I'm just telling Jay it's Hacker Central. 102 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,580 It is Hacker Central. Yeah. Oh. 103 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:46,480 Uh, okay. 104 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,260 This is the spot. Follow me. 105 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Army surplus? 106 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,500 Yeah. Hi, man. How you doing? Sorry. 107 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:54,280 Oh, I thought you were a mannequin. 108 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,480 Sorry about that. 109 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,540 Yeah. Well, what's going to happen to us in there? You're about to find out in a 110 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:01,540 big way! 111 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:07,520 Magic people! Voodoo people! 112 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:12,010 Thank you so much. 113 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:15,130 People are looking at us. Well, dude, they're not going to be looking once 114 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:19,590 see, okay, there's the most handsome hacker on the whole street, will they? 115 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,510 How you doing, man? 116 00:06:22,690 --> 00:06:23,990 What's a hacker look? Really? 117 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:28,910 Yeah, we're about to be hacking. Should we be showing people that we're hacking? 118 00:06:29,050 --> 00:06:30,650 This is the place. Nobody cares. 119 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,250 Exactly. 120 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:33,570 Nobody cares. 121 00:06:34,050 --> 00:06:34,909 Yeah, exactly. 122 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:37,650 Not exactly the right day to be out hacking. 123 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:42,270 No, but you know what? I love hackers. You know why? Because you can find some 124 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:44,730 serious shit. That's exactly what we're trying to do. That's what we're going 125 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:48,150 for. Yeah, because you know what? Media, don't tell everything. Don't show 126 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:50,390 everything. You've got to know for yourself. You've got to find for 127 00:06:50,590 --> 00:06:51,389 You know what I'm saying? 128 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:52,390 Yeah. 129 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:54,930 Peace, man. 130 00:06:55,730 --> 00:06:56,790 He said he would be back? 131 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:59,630 Oh, like he's coming to get us. 132 00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:01,390 Oh, shit. Okay. 133 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:03,530 Let's go find this hacker! 134 00:07:26,290 --> 00:07:27,350 It was a rock. 135 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,310 Sorry, kids. 136 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:36,630 Are we going to home hardware? No, we're getting a computer. 137 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:41,850 The super system. Hey, when we're in here, just so we don't get taken, we've 138 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:43,030 to act like we know what we're talking about. 139 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,029 No problem. 140 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,030 Sorry, sir. 141 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,360 We have some blades on. 142 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,640 Okay. 143 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,080 We'll just talk about that, guys. 144 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,680 Excuse me. We're trying to buy a super system. 145 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:00,900 Super computer? 146 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,100 Yeah. 147 00:08:02,380 --> 00:08:03,640 Can you help us with that? 148 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,940 Yeah. And we know what we're talking about, too. So I'll try to basically top 149 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,140 the line hacking the computer. 150 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,220 Budget, parts, where are we starting from? 151 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:20,680 We're ready to spend. Are you going for CPU paralyzation, clock 152 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,000 speed? CPU paralyzation, that sounds right. 153 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:26,000 I mean, you can look at the Intel server stuff. 154 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:27,640 You get ridiculous core counts. 155 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,440 Ridiculous core counts, yeah, that's right. 156 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,140 How ridiculous are they? 157 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,900 16 core, 32 thread. 158 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,100 It's 28 thread? 159 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:39,460 I mean, it's all hyper -threaded math, that thing. 160 00:08:39,799 --> 00:08:41,440 W3. It's all hyper -threaded nowadays. 161 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:45,960 Um... Bingo. 162 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,280 We'll take it. 163 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,120 Actually, hold on. One second. 164 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600 Oh, 165 00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:53,940 you got me rolling here, man. 166 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,379 One second. 167 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:56,380 I'm really rolling. 168 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,040 I think we just found our hacker. 169 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:06,380 You? 170 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,620 No. 171 00:09:37,690 --> 00:09:39,050 It's what we're doing right now illegal? 172 00:09:40,910 --> 00:09:41,910 Technically. 173 00:09:42,350 --> 00:09:45,070 Well, to make you feel any better, it's just so we can get a show. 174 00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:47,110 Yeah. Okay, let's try it. Password? 175 00:09:48,790 --> 00:09:49,790 Wrong password. 176 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:57,070 Fuck. How do you normally do this? Like... Like I said, really? 177 00:09:57,710 --> 00:09:58,890 What you'd normally do? 178 00:10:01,130 --> 00:10:02,370 Actual hacker wouldn't... 179 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,520 There's no real way to hack this. 180 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:13,280 Clearly. Ned, okay, we need you to help 181 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,360 us with this, okay? 182 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,560 The stakes are insanely high for us. 183 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:23,380 You'd need to find some vulnerability in the Gmail system, and the only way 184 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:26,360 you'd find out about that is knowing somebody works at Gmail and hasn't 185 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,880 disclosed it or they haven't fixed it. 186 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,720 Why don't we just use their computer at the Ripley? Yeah. 187 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:34,810 Uh, no. 188 00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:37,290 Like, you mean go to the Rivoli? No, we can't. 189 00:10:37,590 --> 00:10:41,030 Why? Wouldn't that make the most sense if we go into the Rivoli and maybe they 190 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:44,010 have, like, a computer there and it's already, like, logged in or something? 191 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:50,090 Um... I mean, it's the same idea as stealing a phone. It's usually a lot 192 00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:51,910 practical than trying to break the software side. 193 00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:58,050 Yeah, why don't we just do that? We'll go into the Rivoli. Go in to the Rivoli. 194 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,030 It's more practical than that. 195 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:06,700 Okay, so what are we waiting for I could just go in no no you can't go in But 196 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:12,880 Ned can I 197 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,660 Have a question. Yeah, how can you want Ned to go in there? He knows this shit 198 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:20,060 He's that he's the guy you the computer with we're just the band. 199 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:26,240 He doesn't want the band next to him hacking keep the band away Keep the band 200 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,240 away 201 00:11:27,829 --> 00:11:30,710 You see your idea? You're coming up with this? Well, I'm seeing it from a 202 00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,810 different angle now. I'm starting to see it your way. And I think what you're 203 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:35,090 trying to say is we stay outside the Rivoli. Ned goes in. 204 00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:38,030 We're in the war van, kind of like what Michael Chip had with Punisher. And it's 205 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,650 got all the screens up, the earpiece in, and the pen cam. 206 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:45,670 And he walks right in. We are his eyes and ears. He gets to the computer. And 207 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:48,970 delete this banned list, change the banned list. 208 00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:50,629 Delete it? 209 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:54,030 Get our names, get one of it off. I can't see it, Matt. What I was saying 210 00:11:54,150 --> 00:11:56,490 banned list, that's the goal. Yeah. 211 00:11:57,100 --> 00:12:00,300 Spelling to be determined later in terms of the number of ends. What are you 212 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,540 pitching them right now? I'm not even really following. Let's try this. 213 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,420 Okay, so you're here to fix computer? 214 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,560 Let's go with just yes. 215 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,240 Yeah. Yes. 216 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:14,880 With confidence. 217 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,200 That was quiet. 218 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,480 Yes. You're fixing the computer. Yes. 219 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,780 Repeating the question, it draws suspicion. 220 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:25,640 Yes, exactly. You're agreeing with me that it draws suspicion or this is the 221 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,940 line? Yes. Hey, are you here to fix the computer? 222 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:29,420 Yes. 223 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:32,900 Yes. Yes is the answer. Yes is the line. 224 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,140 Oh, hey, you just came in by the computer. Are you here to fix the 225 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,540 Yes. Maybe. 226 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,640 Maybe or yeah? 227 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,660 Yeah. You got it! 228 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,080 Okay! 229 00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:49,600 What are you doing over there? 230 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:55,020 Weren't you just sitting... You're on your phone? 231 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,520 What are you doing? 232 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:01,860 Well, I got scared there, okay? I didn't know that you were going to pull me up 233 00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:02,439 like that. 234 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:03,480 I didn't mean to... 235 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:15,120 Just 236 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,500 don't mess with it, man. How come I can't hold on to it? Don't. 237 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,180 Don't. Don't what? 238 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,800 I'm just touching it. You're going to bust it, man. This was not cheap. Only 239 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,800 gets to touch this. 240 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,480 Oh, yeah. Welcome to the battle, band. 241 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:30,780 Okay, so, Ned, the plan... Say it a little louder so I can hear it. Yeah, 242 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:31,780 yeah. Band list. 243 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,620 And we are getting the band list. 244 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,340 I want to get on that. Off the band list. 245 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:38,760 Oh, yeah. 246 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:43,060 Oh, yeah. And you want to get us off the band list. Off the band list. 247 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,260 No, 248 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,900 on the band list. On. You want to get on. Exactly. 249 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:51,960 Right? This is a pen with a camera in it. 250 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:56,780 Point the camera at the... Careful, don't poke him. I'm not poking him. Am I 251 00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:57,679 poking him? 252 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:58,680 You're good. 253 00:13:59,260 --> 00:14:02,520 You mean good as in you don't mind the poke or there is no infection? There is 254 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,520 no poke. 255 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,020 Hey, 256 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:07,400 dude, thank you so much for doing this. 257 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,640 Okay. 258 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,140 Oh, anybody ask? You never heard of Nirvana the band. You don't know us. 259 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,260 And you... Oh, computer repair guy, right? 260 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,080 You're a repair guy. There is no Nirvana. 261 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,940 We got a mobile computer repair guy here. Matt. 262 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,920 He's going in just to fix a computer inside. 263 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,740 Shut the fuck up. 264 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,900 What are you doing? No reason to be worried is what I'm saying. 265 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,440 Of course not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get the fuck in here. 266 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:31,820 Later. 267 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,900 Ned, do you hear us? Yep. 268 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,120 Do you know which one is the Rivoli? 269 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,720 We parked right in front of it, man. 270 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,460 No, he's going in there. There he goes. There he goes. 271 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,280 Oh, my God. He's actually inside it. This is crazy. 272 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,560 You're doing great, Ned. 273 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,060 Okay, just sit at the bar. Sit at the bar and look inconspicuous. 274 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,100 Yep. 275 00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:03,680 Okay, Ned, we're getting the bar. We can see the bar. 276 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,580 Ned, remember, we're looking for a computer. 277 00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,020 Oh, yeah. 278 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,200 Maybe do a little panorama. 279 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,760 Be our eyes here. 280 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,840 Yeah, give us a little 360. 281 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,120 Walk around the... Whoa! 282 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,440 What's that? What's that? 283 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,090 Red bar locked. 284 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:26,710 Okay, Ned, we're going to need you to try typing in a password. 285 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:34,690 Fuck. 286 00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:36,250 Oh, they gave us a hint. 287 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,750 Address. Address. It's an address. 288 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:42,530 334 Queen W. Try that. 289 00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,710 Oh, my God. He's in. He's in. 290 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,320 Find a band lift. Band lift. B -A -N -N -E -D. Hold on a second. No. B -A -N -D. 291 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:59,060 Yeah, right. Ned, just try B -A -N -N -E -D and we'll just see. Yes, okay. 292 00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,099 Spell band. 293 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:03,380 Look at it. But maybe they spelt it wrong, okay? Idiot. You're wasting time. 294 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,520 Ned, you're doing great, man. 295 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,660 Do you know how to read? 296 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:07,520 Do you want to get on the band list? 297 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:08,780 That would be spell. 298 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,480 Do you know how to spell? Will you stop being such an idiot? Look, he spelled it 299 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,480 wrong. 300 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,580 Zero files. 301 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,819 Nothing found. 302 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:17,620 Fuck. Okay, Ned, we're doing it my way now, okay? Listen to me. Ned? 303 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,360 Okay, Ned? 304 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:20,960 Ned? 305 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,520 What are you doing, Ned? No, no, no, no. 306 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,240 What are you doing? 307 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:41,060 Are you fucking us? 308 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:43,860 Is that their email? 309 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,120 The Rivoli's email. 310 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:49,020 Look at all those emails. People are just leaving their emails logged in. I 311 00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:50,020 it all the time. 312 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,220 You're supposed to click log out. That's a message. 313 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:56,310 Click log out when you, when you do the, when you do this stuff. Anything, 314 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,490 anything look important? Okay, get closer to that. Let us read them. Uh, 315 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:02,710 stop moving. No, no, stop, stop. Go back up to the top. Brittany May. Okay, left 316 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:03,489 my phone. 317 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,990 Important. That one from Alex McDonald. Read that. No, no, do not read that 318 00:17:06,990 --> 00:17:10,770 email. Do not read that email. Do not be aware of what? Shh, shh, shh. Hey, 319 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:11,890 how's the land? 320 00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:13,589 Pretty good. 321 00:17:14,069 --> 00:17:15,690 Can I help you with anything? 322 00:17:15,890 --> 00:17:17,450 Um, did you have to fix your system? 323 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,050 Yeah. Did you have to repair it? 324 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:23,280 Yes. Yeah, we have called the computer repair guy. 325 00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:28,400 Okay, Ned, fuck, you gotta get out of there now, man. 326 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,080 No, Ned, you gotta get out now! 327 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,380 I gotta go get him. 328 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,840 No, no, no. I gotta go get him. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 329 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,700 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 330 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:34,700 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 331 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:34,740 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 332 00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:35,740 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 333 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:04,600 Ned, hold on. Hold on. Now we got cops on our end. Okay, we're going black for 334 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,820 second. Okay, fine. 335 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,940 It's going to be the Rivoli, and they're going to be like, okay, what the fuck, 336 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,820 guys? It's done. I'm just confessing. No, no, no. We're not confessing shit. 337 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,919 I'll tell you what. Okay, okay. 338 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,920 Oh, shit. 339 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,300 Oh! 340 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:15,600 Nice work, Dave. 341 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,920 I bet you're getting tortured in there for the Rivoli. You squeal like a 342 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,640 Leave him, Ned. 343 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 You brought Ned in. 344 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:26,280 I'm not picking the fall for Ned. You said you wanted Ned. You said for Ned. I 345 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,590 wanted... Ice cream sometimes, right? 346 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:30,410 Do you want an ice cream? 347 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,530 Ben! Oh, he's alive. 348 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:33,990 Oh, my God. Get it, get it, get it. 349 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:37,570 Oh, thank God you're alive. He got it, and he got a little email, too. What do 350 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:37,969 you mean? 351 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:38,829 Got an email. 352 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:39,809 Oh, you printed it. 353 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:40,810 Do you want me to read it to him? 354 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,330 No, don't, don't, don't, uh, don't, uh. 355 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,290 Oh, I see it. Read it. Read it out loud. 356 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,350 Jay, before you read this. Yeah? 357 00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:50,170 No, it's, it's, I love you. 358 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,150 I'm your, I'm your best friend. No, no, no, no, no, no. Before you read it. 359 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,390 Before you read it. 360 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:57,430 But wait a second. I don't even know what I'm expecting. I do know. 361 00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:59,330 I think I'm sorry. 362 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,570 I'm ready to face the consequences. 363 00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,850 You're about to see. Watch this. He's going to read it and we're going to see. 364 00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:07,169 It's so funny. 365 00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:10,170 What's going on with this? Just read the email. What do we get? All staff, be 366 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,470 aware. Hey, I just got off the phone with a guy from the city. It seems like 367 00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:14,630 they're doing some sewer maintenance. 368 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:17,450 He wants to access the tunnels below through our boiler room. 369 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:20,370 Will anyone be around tomorrow morning by 10 to let them in? 370 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:26,900 That's everything. 371 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,220 Are you printing anything on the back? 372 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,920 Oh, double -sided. 373 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,340 Nope. 374 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,380 It's so funny. 375 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:44,000 You're about to witness a real admission of guilt from me. 376 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:45,920 What did you think? 377 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:49,220 It's pretty hot in these battle vans. 378 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,200 I'm fine. 379 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,440 You're not hot. No. 380 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,559 You're not sweltering? 381 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,440 You know why? It's because I'm keeping a big secret. 382 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,100 What? 383 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:03,180 What did I say? 384 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:06,620 You said you're keeping a big secret. No, no, no, no. Yeah, you did. 385 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:07,840 Did I? Yeah. 386 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:15,160 Unfortunately, this is the last episode that we will be doing with Ned. 387 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,560 Yeah, normally the Nirvana the band thing would be up by now. 388 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:46,900 Hey, I just got off the phone with the guy 389 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,300 from the city. 390 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,660 Let's see. 391 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:57,660 Like they're doing some sewer maintenance. 392 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:06,420 He wants to access the tunnels below through 393 00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,660 our boiler room. 394 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:14,220 Will anyone be around tomorrow morning by 10 to let them in? 395 00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:20,160 And then we can do a nice big solo. 396 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,900 Tunnels under the Rivoli. What? 397 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,180 Oh, yeah, there's tunnels under the Rivoli, eh? 398 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,200 Okay, 399 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,660 no, actually, everyone shut up. 400 00:21:58,740 --> 00:21:59,740 One, 401 00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,300 two, three, four. 402 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,840 That's the one. 403 00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,140 That's the last. 404 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,200 That's your crusade. 405 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,580 Shut the fuck up. Guys, this is a private. Get out! 406 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:19,780 Been thinking a lot today. 407 00:22:21,580 --> 00:22:25,160 Been thinking a lot today.