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Yeah, thank you. You too.

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Good morning. What can I get you?

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Where's the curly hair lady? Sarah?

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She's out sick, or at least that's what
she says.

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She's got a new boyfriend.

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What can I get you?

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Usually it's my usual, and she usually
has it ready because I'm usually late.

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Well, don't keep me in suspense.

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Um, the PB and BRHC on a roll?

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Okay, so...

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PB would be peanut butter, I'm assuming?

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Yes, BR, bananas, raisins, H, honey, C,
cheese on a roll. Aren't you blessed

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with a fast metabolism?

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Are you running a marathon or something?

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You know, my sister ran a marathon once,
God rest her soul.

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She's not dead, she's just exhausted.

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We get it, Sharon, you ran, but everyone
has to work in the morning. Yeah, I

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have to go to work three minutes ago,
and sorry, I'm in sort of a rush for the

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sandwich. You can't rush a good
sandwich, dude.

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Good morning, Mr. Allen.

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No, I'm weak. And I'm starving, and
curly -haired girl isn't here, and her

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is Sarah, and she has a boyfriend. We
have a situation at Gotham General. A

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robbery gone wrong.

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This is the middle of the morning. Why
is our bat friend even awake?

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Call Superman.

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That was my first thought.

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Sadly, he's otherwise engaged.

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Classic.

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What about Diana?

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My other first thought. Rather
annoyingly, she's not. picking up. How

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thoughts exactly did you have before you
first thought of me? Never about her.

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I'm sorry, is my sandwich red?

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I learned my lesson on the boat last
year. Stuff my sister comes out with

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she's drunk. Personal comments about my
mom's friends as well, which I think is

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lovely about her.

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Hi.

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Thank you. You seem very nice also. Oh,
my God.

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Tracking you into Mr. Wayne. No, please
don't.

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Sorry if this sounds weird, but are you
actively eating that candy bar?

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Maybe you could throw it to me.

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In the name of justice.

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I need you here now, Barry.

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Hi, Bruce. Yes, I'm...

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got you on the line

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This is a huge mess.

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Why aren't you here?

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Bruce,

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why does it sound like you're fleeing
the scene?

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So Cone's idiot kid decided to try to
play in the big leagues. Put a crew

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together and broke into the lab at
Gotham General.

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Stole a highly deadly virus.

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I intercepted them, but they blasted
their way out.

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You can handle the hospital, Barry.
Somebody has to save the rest of the

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so I was going to do that. You don't
mind?

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Sounds about right, Bruce.

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Thanks for saving me from the think
-all, Flash.

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Barry, gas and water pipes ruptured. In
the basement.

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Right.

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On it.

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that I'm essentially the janitor of the
Justice League, which sucks, but I've

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come to accept it.

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But I can't help but notice that it
always seems to be a bat mess that I'm

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cleaning up.

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My calculations are correct, and history
will prove they usually are. The

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foundational damage is about to cause
the collapse of the East Wing.

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East Wing's fine.

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Which is good, because my speed is
lagging. Running on empty, Alfred.

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Do you hear that?

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That's my stomach.

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I don't know.

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It's the collapse of the East Wing.

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Help yourself.

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There's a baby.

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Mr. Allen, you've made me very proud.

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And a lot of mothers very happy. Oh!

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Okay.

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I understand that these events can be
psychologically scarring. You should

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the services of a mental health
professional. The Justice League is not

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good at that part yet.

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Trust me.

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Thank you.

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case falls into the water, it could wipe
out half of Gotham by lunchtime.

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Don't drop me.

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Oh, God, no.

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Please don't.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Watch your step.

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Nice suit.

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Looking good, Flash.

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Well, I thank you.

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And you are welcome.

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My ego's far too big to say thank you to
someone else.

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I developed this all -powerful persona
to compensate for my childhood trauma.

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I, too, have childhood trauma.

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The last of truth.

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Never gets old. I'd do a lot better just
to give you all that money I have.

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I really want to end crime and poverty.

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I know sex exists. I've just never
experienced it.

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Well, I have to run.

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Always a pleasure.

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The sex thing was a metaphor for gothic
literature. There was just no way to

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recover from that. Just let it go.

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Well, I'd really love to stay and clean
up more mess, but... This little

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superhero needs his breakfast.

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Goodbye, Flash.

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Yeah. Goodbye, Batman.

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Well done, Mr. Wayne.

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Will you be home for breakfast, sir?

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Yeah.

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This is never about her. This is about
you.

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You have to stop living in the past.

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Now, is that fast enough for you?

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Look who's here. Shut up, Robert.

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Every day. I don't know how you do it,
Barry.

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Would you, like, crawl here, bro? Is he
mad?

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Well, you're getting fired.

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You're getting murdered.

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No, no, no. Let me guess.

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Your alarm clock didn't go off.

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Your dog ate your alarm clock.

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Your alarm clock ate your keys.

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Your keys' grandmother died, and they
need a personal date.

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None of those things. What was it this
time, Barry?

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It was something else.

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It was far less outlandish, and I know I
missed the meeting, but I'd still

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really like to present these case files
for potential review. I think we rushed

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these cases. We need to reopen them.
Rushed?

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We got a backlog six months deep, and
you want us to move slower?

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You need to focus your motion.

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Do the work. Close the case. Move on.

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You have a lot of potential, Barry.

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You shouldn't still be getting me coffee
after all these years.

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You're right. That's true.

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Go get me a coffee.

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Two sugars? Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're gonna love this.

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But with the ruling in the Johnson case,
the evidence our lab analyzed was more

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than sufficient to be conclusive. Still
working that evidence.

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hard work and focus.

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Barry was still working on that
evidence.

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I think if we're up to you, we'd still
be scraping Ted Bundy's molars. You know

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what? I'm so happy you find this all so
hilarious, but we are dealing with real

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people's lives, people's families, and I
don't think you can grasp the gravity

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of that. So why don't you leave me
alone?

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Barry Allen?

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Iris West.

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You know my full name also?

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Yes, from school.

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Oh, Barry, you didn't tell us you had a
friend from school. We actually didn't

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know that Barry had a friend. Yeah, what
does that make you now?

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One? One.

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You guys.

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So, bye, you guys.

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Okay, all fine.

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They're not really my friends. They're
my work friends. Do you work here?

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Yes, I do.

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God, it's been a long time, huh?

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I feel like we saw each other like a few
years ago, right?

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No, because we haven't seen each other
since college.

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Maybe I was just thinking about you.

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Well, I'm really glad I ran into you.
Yeah. Yeah.

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Your father's appeal is tomorrow, right?

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Yeah. How... Sorry, how do you know
about that?

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I'm covering it for the paper.

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Oh. How is he holding up?

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Um... Are you asking for the paper? No,
I'm asking as a friend.

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Oh. Although I'm sure the public would
want to know as well.

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Well, my only official comment is that
my dad is innocent.

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Right. I mean, no one would want to
believe that their father killed their

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mother. What do you mean believe? My dad
shouldn't be in jail. My mom should be

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alive. It's not about what I believe.
It's about what the truth is. Right. No,

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death. Oh,

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my God. That's what I meant.

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Right. Sorry, I have no official comment
at this time.

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from the Iron Heights Minitentiary. Do
you wish to accept?

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Yeah.

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Hey, Dad.

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Hey, Barry.

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How you doing?

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I'm fine.

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You getting out much?

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Yeah. No.

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No.

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But I ran into an old college friend,
Iris West, today.

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Didn't you have a monster crush on her?

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Well, she had a boyfriend.

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Why don't you ask her out?

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Dad, I, um...

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I had a friend run the old security
camera footage from the store through

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new program he's developed.

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And it's crystal clear now.

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It's just... You never look up, Dad.

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You can't see your face.

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So without new evidence to support your
alibi, we're just going to need to start

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thinking about the next appeal. No, uh
-uh. You need to stop worrying about

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old man.

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girlfriend dad i don't want we've done
this before this was a laugh at jeffrey

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and we'll go through the motions
tomorrow but i'm okay really you know

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i even think it's probably easier for me
to be in here than out there without

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her is this way i can imagine she's
alive out there living her life

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Yeah, I'm here, Dad.

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Hey, remember that sauce you make on
Sundays?

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Oh, how's it smell like basil and
tomatoes?

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I should put on my sweats and start
singing.

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Yeah, what was that song?

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Oh, what was that song?

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Remember that part.

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It's not fair.

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What's not fair, Mankey?

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This question is... Stupid.

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How many calculations can you think of
with an answer of 24?

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There are a bajillion answers.

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How are we supposed to fit them all? You
are right. There are a bajillion

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answers to this question.

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Not every problem has a solution.

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Sometimes you just have to let go.

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Get your grain of bread and help me make
the pasta. Come on.

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No. Henry!

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I need you to do me a favor.

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How many favors?

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Okay. Barry needs you to do him a favor.

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Oh, Barry.

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Yeah, anything.

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I need another can of tomato.

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You have a can of tomatoes? I need
another one.

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I thought you guys went to the store
this morning.

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But I forgot the tomatoes.

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This looks way more fun.

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Let's just let Barry go to the store.
You drive, right, Squirm? What?

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You're getting so big, you can do
anything.

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Look at you.

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You're getting gray, actually. Green
can, not the blue one, okay? Got it.

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Blue can, not the green one, right?

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No. What? Blue can, not the blue one.

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Oh, God.

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She's going to start singing.

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Run!

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Run, Barry!

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I love you. I love you more.

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I love you first.

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been terminated.

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Okay.

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Now is that bad enough for you?

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So you're saying you went back in time,
like in Pajarnov? Yeah, like in

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Pajarnov, except Pajarnov was a second.
This time I went back a whole day. So

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let's imagine that it is in fact
possible for you to run faster than the

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of light, and in so doing, travel back
in time.

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It still would be wildly irresponsible.

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I knew you were going to say that. Yes,
because if you were to go into the past,

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any interaction you have with your
parents or yourself...

252
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,520
You stepped on the wrong blade of grass.
You have no idea what the consequences

253
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,360
to that can be. I know. The butterfly
effect, right? Yes. I get it.

254
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,480
But, Bruce, I can fix things.

255
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,480
You can also destroy everything.

256
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,540
I can save her.

257
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:33,160
I can save both of them. I can save your
parents.

258
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,400
Every scar that we have, make us who we
are.

259
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,400
We're not meant to go back and fix them.

260
00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:46,220
And there's nothing broken with you that
needs to be fixed.

261
00:26:48,580 --> 00:26:50,800
Take it from me, I've made a lot of
mistakes.

262
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,180
Don't live your best.

263
00:26:54,540 --> 00:26:55,560
Live your life.

264
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,520
Don't let your tragedy define you.

265
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,440
What if it's supposed to define me?

266
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:04,240
Your tragedy made you a hero.

267
00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:06,460
And also made me alone.

268
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:11,060
We could hang out.

269
00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,190
Do you want to get a bite?

270
00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:15,030
I'm still hungry.

271
00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:17,810
Not this time.

272
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,470
Maybe some other time.

273
00:27:23,330 --> 00:27:24,330
Yeah.

274
00:27:35,110 --> 00:27:36,110
Nice ride.

275
00:27:37,270 --> 00:27:38,510
You have fancy friends.

276
00:27:39,430 --> 00:27:40,430
Yeah, it was an Uber.

277
00:27:41,850 --> 00:27:42,850
Exec.

278
00:27:43,950 --> 00:27:47,130
Look, Iris, I really can't talk about
the case at all. I'm not here as a

279
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:48,130
reporter.

280
00:27:49,470 --> 00:27:50,470
Can we talk?

281
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,370
Come on in.

282
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:06,150
I'm not going to lie. It's a lot tidier
in here than I expected.

283
00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:10,190
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, well, I'm a pretty
tidy person.

284
00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:17,190
Can I offer you a drink? Sure.

285
00:28:17,610 --> 00:28:18,610
I'll take a beer.

286
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,010
Beer,

287
00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:35,149
beer, beer.

288
00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:36,370
I keep them in my fridge.

289
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:38,150
Thanks.

290
00:28:38,610 --> 00:28:39,610
Sure.

291
00:28:40,830 --> 00:28:44,430
Look, I feel really bad about earlier.

292
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:51,450
I should have been more sensitive.

293
00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:56,050
And I probably could have been less
sensitive.

294
00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,770
I mean, I can't imagine what you've been
through.

295
00:28:59,570 --> 00:29:01,910
It's like you lost both parents in one
day.

296
00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:03,790
Yeah, I did.

297
00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:08,190
I lost my mom to a tragedy, and I lost
my dad to the failures of the justice

298
00:29:08,190 --> 00:29:11,330
system. Is that why you got into
criminal forensics?

299
00:29:12,050 --> 00:29:13,390
To try and fix the system?

300
00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:17,550
Yeah.

301
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,340
He had to fix it.

302
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,760
There's got to be a way to fix it,
right?

303
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,520
I mean, that's kind of why I got into
journalism, too.

304
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,500
I could make it right if I could just go
back somehow and warn them without them

305
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,060
knowing that I'd warned them.

306
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:34,660
Thinking like that's going to drive you
crazy.

307
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,300
If I could just go back in time and stop
the guy who did it. No, I can't do that

308
00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:40,580
because that's way too much interaction.

309
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,940
My dad wasn't even at home. My mom sent
him to go get a can of tomato.

310
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,860
I think whoever broke into the house
thought it was empty, but then my mom

311
00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:54,940
in there with the knife in her hand and
things went bad, just this absurd chain

312
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:55,839
of events.

313
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,620
And it's like this footage should have
finally supported my dad's alibi, but

314
00:29:59,620 --> 00:30:03,100
instead, three wives ruined for a can of
tomatoes.

315
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:11,300
Oh my God.

316
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:12,940
What?

317
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,200
Well, that could be it.

318
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:18,720
If my mom doesn't forget the tomatoes in
the first place, then he never leaves

319
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,720
and she never dies.

320
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,460
No one would even have to see me.

321
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:25,960
Bruce said no interaction. This is no
interaction. Just quick in, quick out,

322
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:28,640
back to the present like I was never
even there. That's how I fixed it. Oh,

323
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,599
God, Iris.

324
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,940
Thank you so much. This has been great.

325
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,920
I'm sorry.

326
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,360
I have to leave.

327
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,160
Okay, right.

328
00:30:39,740 --> 00:30:42,460
I had a really great time, by the way.
We should do this again.

329
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:14,900
so you're fat your dad's

330
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:15,900
a murderer

331
00:32:21,070 --> 00:32:22,070
Hi, Mom.

332
00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:35,930
Don't forget the tomato.

333
00:32:38,410 --> 00:32:39,490
See you soon.

334
00:32:43,350 --> 00:32:47,850
Please work.

335
00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:02,260
Wow, happy birthday. Happy birthday
baby.

336
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,840
What are you wearing?

337
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,880
Is that fairy?

338
00:34:30,179 --> 00:34:31,260
And he's early?

339
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,260
What universe is this?

340
00:34:33,659 --> 00:34:34,659
You cut your hair.

341
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,900
Now you can see your eyes.

342
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,420
You look terrible.

343
00:34:39,739 --> 00:34:41,820
Henry, you look beautiful, baby.

344
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,320
What are they doing to you over there?

345
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:45,280
Leave him alone. He's perfect.

346
00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:47,940
Come here.

347
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,380
I love you so much. I love you too.

348
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,320
I love you more.

349
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,760
I loved you first.

350
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,300
Go take a shower and change.

351
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:00,960
You smell like a boot.

352
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,280
Go, go, go.

353
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,120
Old? Seriously?

354
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:08,000
Well, no, I mean, like, mature.

355
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,920
If that age wants to look old and, you
know, gets into bars that way.

356
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,640
Uh, how can I help?

357
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,780
Mm. Mom, how was your day?

358
00:35:22,549 --> 00:35:24,510
How was your month? Or did it last 18
years?

359
00:35:24,810 --> 00:35:25,830
That's a weird question.

360
00:35:26,150 --> 00:35:27,150
Because I was here.

361
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:29,990
But obviously we share those memories
together.

362
00:35:30,470 --> 00:35:32,750
Or I don't know, maybe we can make them
new memories. Like we could go to the

363
00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:36,450
aquarium or the circus or to the park
and you could push me on a swing. That's

364
00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:39,850
also weird because I'm an adult now, so
I probably motivate my own emotion on a

365
00:35:39,850 --> 00:35:41,930
swing. So how was it this week? How was
school?

366
00:35:44,190 --> 00:35:46,310
School was good.

367
00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:50,890
School's been great. I've just been
working really hard there on my...

368
00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:56,430
Studies. Did you ask out that girl for
me, Con? I know freshman year is about

369
00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:58,690
going out, meeting people, okay?

370
00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:00,330
Exploring things.

371
00:36:01,770 --> 00:36:06,090
Experimenting. But you have to be very
careful.

372
00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:07,630
Oh, shit.

373
00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:11,130
I have to shit.

374
00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:13,690
Outside.

375
00:36:22,009 --> 00:36:23,009
Why are you here?

376
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:24,390
What year is it?

377
00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:36,450
It's my face. You stole my face.

378
00:36:37,170 --> 00:36:38,370
Think about having a mushroom flashback.

379
00:36:38,790 --> 00:36:40,490
Is that a thing? How old are you?

380
00:36:42,490 --> 00:36:43,490
18.

381
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:55,760
This is mad trippy.

382
00:36:56,140 --> 00:36:57,500
So we're, like, in the future.

383
00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:01,160
No, wait. This is not trippy, dude. This
is catastrophic.

384
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:04,800
And no, we're not in the future. I was
supposed to be back in the present, but

385
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,759
I'm still in the past.

386
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,060
And there's not supposed to be two of
me.

387
00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:10,600
You and I are not supposed to be
occupying the same reality at all, let

388
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:15,960
interacting. Can't we have a superhero
who time travels? No, no, no, no. You

389
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:20,300
not anything, which is good. You don't
want to be a superhero. It's scary, and

390
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:23,300
get a bug splatter in my teeth all the
time.

391
00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:26,130
Awesome. Hey, do the thing again.

392
00:37:27,030 --> 00:37:28,310
No, we don't have time.

393
00:37:29,670 --> 00:37:30,670
Mom!

394
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,670
What are you doing? You're going to
tattle now?

395
00:37:34,690 --> 00:37:35,589
Do the thing.

396
00:37:35,590 --> 00:37:36,590
Fine.

397
00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:43,470
Happy? Yeah.

398
00:37:43,770 --> 00:37:44,770
Now undo it.

399
00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:14,310
So, do you have, like, a plane that goes
underwater or, like, a boat that can

400
00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:18,270
fly? How old are you, like, 40? Okay,
you don't stop talking.

401
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:19,730
It's not charming.

402
00:38:20,010 --> 00:38:23,970
It's abrasive and exhausting and, oh, my
God, I am starting to realize what

403
00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:24,649
people mean.

404
00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:30,610
Just do me a favor and promise me that
meeting me isn't going to screw up space

405
00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:31,610
time.

406
00:38:31,870 --> 00:38:34,410
Broski, I got you.

407
00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:36,750
Shit, I'm in so much trouble. What do
you mean?

408
00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,620
I could drug you.

409
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:45,560
Yeah, I could drug you, and then you
pass out, and you wake up, and you

410
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,160
that anything ever happened, and it
wouldn't be wrong, right? Because you're

411
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:49,860
No! I mean, we shouldn't.

412
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,640
Please don't drug me. No. No.

413
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,860
Because here's the thing, and I thought
about it before. I don't want to be

414
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:59,640
drugged, but I'm sure we can think of
another way. Let's put on our Barry

415
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,500
thinking caps and think of a different
solution for memory loss.

416
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:09,240
Also, I'm a green belt in the quora, and
I am... extensively studied wrestler,

417
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:13,200
and I could just go frickin' lunatic on
you. Besides, I have a date tonight.

418
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,240
Okay.

419
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:20,100
How hard do you have to hit someone to
make them forget stuff?

420
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,520
If I hit you in the past, will it hurt
me in the future?

421
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,020
Wait. You said you have a date tonight?

422
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,860
Yeah. Wait, what were you doing?
Nothing.

423
00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:31,340
Who's your date with? This super babe in
my econ class.

424
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,519
Iris West?

425
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,680
Oh, my God.

426
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,460
Do we marry her? You're going on a date
with her tonight?

427
00:39:36,830 --> 00:39:40,030
That's why I need Mom to do my laundry.
You don't even do your own laundry?

428
00:39:40,330 --> 00:39:41,330
Do you?

429
00:39:42,070 --> 00:39:43,070
Okay.

430
00:39:43,990 --> 00:39:45,470
I'm actually going to go. What do you
mean?

431
00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:47,170
Enjoy your life. Do you.

432
00:39:47,590 --> 00:39:48,630
Change literally nothing.

433
00:39:49,170 --> 00:39:52,850
I'll see you again never. I have a few
more questions, though. We have so much

434
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:53,930
to learn from each other.

435
00:39:55,790 --> 00:39:59,570
Great. You're leaving me, and now this
storm's going to ruin my day.

436
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:01,690
What day is it today?

437
00:40:07,259 --> 00:40:08,540
Sunday? No, the date.

438
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,400
It's September 29th.

439
00:40:13,340 --> 00:40:14,340
Shit.

440
00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:17,060
Storm, this is the day.

441
00:40:18,020 --> 00:40:18,839
What day?

442
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,400
The day I got my powers. The day you get
your powers.

443
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:28,580
Powers? Listen, I can't tell you why I
traveled back in time, and I can't tell

444
00:40:28,580 --> 00:40:29,580
you what I changed.

445
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:34,020
But essentially, in my version of
reality, I ended up interning at the

446
00:40:34,020 --> 00:40:35,560
City Crime Lab in my freshman year.

447
00:40:36,030 --> 00:40:38,250
That's where it happened. Well, it
happened.

448
00:40:38,490 --> 00:40:42,690
Tonight, September 29th, the accident
that gives me my powers. And if you're

449
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,290
there, it's 30 minutes.

450
00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:48,250
Then you won't get the powers.

451
00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:51,110
Which means I don't get the powers,
maybe.

452
00:40:51,410 --> 00:40:56,070
And then that would mean that I lose my
way of getting back in time in the first

453
00:40:56,070 --> 00:40:58,570
place. And then I literally have no idea
what happens.

454
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:05,660
Wait, but what about our date tonight?

455
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:08,400
She might be our future wife.

456
00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:14,600
There might not be a future if you don't
come with me right now.

457
00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:22,460
Eight minutes.

458
00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:25,200
How are we going to get inside? What are
you doing?

459
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,400
Stop whining.

460
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,820
You're going to feel kind of weird.

461
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:53,820
We walked through the door.

462
00:42:34,490 --> 00:42:37,610
Well, this is it. This is where I was
sitting.

463
00:42:37,890 --> 00:42:40,790
And would you take this for you? Thank
you.

464
00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:43,670
Hey, I just opened those windows.

465
00:42:45,570 --> 00:42:47,110
Clear out the fumes.

466
00:42:48,490 --> 00:42:53,170
Right around now, I was sitting in that
chair, right under this shelf of

467
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:55,010
chemicals, and that's when the lightning
hit.

468
00:42:56,299 --> 00:42:58,100
Wait. I get hit by lightning?

469
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:02,220
No, no, no. You don't get hit by
lightning. Okay. The lightning hits the

470
00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:05,960
chemicals, which then you get bathed in,
and that's what electrocutes you. Okay,

471
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,880
but I want to be electrocuted. Sit down.
You sit down. I already have the

472
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:14,000
powers. You already have the powers.
Exactly. I am not getting struck by

473
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
lightning.

474
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,020
It looks like you lost a tooth.

475
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:13,520
You lost a tooth.

476
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:24,200
Alright,

477
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:27,440
you gotta go.

478
00:44:33,630 --> 00:44:35,190
Go check it.

479
00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:41,110
Security entrance.

480
00:44:43,790 --> 00:44:45,950
Oh. Look at that face.

481
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:53,360
Why is your place so much nicer than I
expected it to be? You like it? Mom had

482
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,360
to help decorate.

483
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:55,440
You know Mom.

484
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,900
Right. Yeah. Classic Mom.

485
00:45:58,520 --> 00:45:59,520
Classic Mom.

486
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:07,160
What a day.

487
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,260
Barry, the accident gave you powers, but
took mine away.

488
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:16,040
So I don't know how I get back. Without
access to the Speed Force, I don't know

489
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,340
how I ever leave.

490
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,140
Do you understand what I'm saying?

491
00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:21,160
I might be stuck.

492
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,360
Wait.

493
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,760
I have powers now?

494
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:26,600
Yeah, but...

495
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:32,460
Holy

496
00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:43,440
speedballs.

497
00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:47,640
Okay, I know this is incredibly exciting
because I went through it...

498
00:46:47,870 --> 00:46:48,709
Speedy Gonzalez.

499
00:46:48,710 --> 00:46:52,730
Yes, I've done it many times myself. You
can't just stop me.

500
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,040
What did you do?

501
00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:39,620
Nothing. Why?

502
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,360
Barry, I could have told you about the
clothes.

503
00:48:48,980 --> 00:48:52,440
Friction. You run too fast and regular
fabrics are gonna burn up. It's the same

504
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,620
reason why you can't move people very
far at hyper speed.

505
00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:56,180
That broccoli looks rotten.

506
00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:01,340
Look, some things you can move. Like,
you can move, for instance, a microwave.

507
00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:05,320
But you can't move something like, say,
A baby.

508
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:08,980
Barry, it's like I've never eaten
anything before. Everything is just

509
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:11,080
flavor. Try a little.

510
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:12,380
Just take a little bite.

511
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:17,100
That's bad, isn't it? No, that's not
good. No, I was kidding. I'm amazing.

512
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,360
Look. We're amazing.

513
00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:20,040
I'm so hungry.

514
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:22,440
Hey, wait.

515
00:49:22,620 --> 00:49:24,860
I want to try that phasing thing. How do
I do that?

516
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:28,560
You don't. Not yet. OK? It's very
complicated.

517
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,280
Take a long time to train your body to
be able to speed up whilst your

518
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,420
slow down enough to pass through the .
Molecular structure is solid.

519
00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:48,840
You've got to start letting me finish my
sentences.

520
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:54,000
Are we always this sleepy and hungry and
naked?

521
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,760
Well, the first two, yeah. The third
one, no. I figured that part out.

522
00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:02,600
Honestly, if we're going to do this,
there's a lot I'm going to have to

523
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:08,400
to you. So a good place to start, I
guess, is that, yeah, the original suit

524
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:13,460
actually made out of this poly... Or
we'll pick this up tomorrow.

525
00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:16,180
So the suit is inside the ring.

526
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,540
Yeah. What?

527
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:23,360
Am I going to have this? No, you can't
have it. You can borrow it so you don't

528
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:24,360
kill yourself using your powers.

529
00:50:26,049 --> 00:50:28,710
You're gonna push this button, and the
silk molecules are gonna uncoil,

530
00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:31,050
absorbing atmospheric gases and
expanding the suit to full size.

531
00:50:31,510 --> 00:50:32,510
Ready?

532
00:50:49,070 --> 00:50:54,030
It was so tiny for a while. You're
supposed to put it on before it hits the

533
00:50:54,030 --> 00:50:58,530
floor. What, like... change right here
in front of you? There's no one even

534
00:50:58,530 --> 00:50:59,530
anyway, Barry.

535
00:50:59,710 --> 00:51:01,510
Oh, man.

536
00:51:02,150 --> 00:51:03,150
Tight.

537
00:51:03,890 --> 00:51:04,890
It hurts.

538
00:51:05,290 --> 00:51:06,290
You know where it hurts?

539
00:51:06,850 --> 00:51:10,670
In my dick. Okay, I know. I know, but I
don't need to know.

540
00:51:10,990 --> 00:51:12,170
Sorry, can we move on?

541
00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:14,170
Here's what I'm thinking.

542
00:51:14,630 --> 00:51:18,110
If I can train you to move like I do,
then we can recreate the chrono bowl.

543
00:51:18,270 --> 00:51:19,229
Chrono bowl?

544
00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:20,169
In the speed force.

545
00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,170
Speed force.

546
00:51:21,390 --> 00:51:23,770
And then maybe we can find some way to
get me back to the future. Back to the

547
00:51:23,770 --> 00:51:24,770
future!

548
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:31,080
Yes, Eric Stoltz is your boy in that
movie. What an embodied performance.

549
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:32,800
You mean Michael J. Fox?

550
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,280
Back to the Future? Yeah, in the movie
Back to the Future.

551
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:41,760
What's going on?

552
00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:50,620
You need to take the suit off now.

553
00:52:20,290 --> 00:52:22,670
My name is General Zod.

554
00:52:24,350 --> 00:52:27,210
I come from a world far from yours.

555
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:32,020
For some time your world has sheltered

556
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:39,900
What's

557
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:45,300
happening That's looking for Superman
what Superman

558
00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:52,280
Superman is an alien who is on earth.
I'm assuming still incognito, but

559
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:58,200
yes, he's an alien and he's very
powerful and He's just the best and then

560
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:02,640
an alien from the same planet, also very
powerful, but he's just the worst.

561
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:05,260
And Zod came here to find Clark.

562
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,300
Wait, who's Clark? Well, Clark is
Superman.

563
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:13,900
Oh, okay. But then Zod also tried to
terraform the planet with this world

564
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:18,320
thing, and Superman stopped him
eventually, but not before Zod killed

565
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,118
of people.

566
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,080
And at the time, there was nothing I
could do.

567
00:53:27,690 --> 00:53:28,970
You were there?

568
00:53:30,450 --> 00:53:32,810
Yeah, I had just gotten my powers.

569
00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:37,770
I was still putting some finishing
touches on my suit.

570
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:46,290
This thing, the world engine, it started
destroying Metropolis, so I just went

571
00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:48,690
there and I started trying to save
people.

572
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:07,400
There was this kid, and I got him, but
then I couldn't get his dad.

573
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:15,360
That was all I could do to save

574
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:16,360
that one kid.

575
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,340
Superman could stop Zod.

576
00:54:36,020 --> 00:54:37,480
But not in time to save those people.

577
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,520
And now it's about to happen again.

578
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:45,800
But if I can find the entire Justice
League, Superman and the rest of the

579
00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:50,920
then maybe I can prevent the whole thing
from ever even happening at all.

580
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,160
Give me your laptop.

581
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,980
Okay. Look at that smell.

582
00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,860
Could be anything.

583
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,198
Who's that?

584
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,860
Oh, that's Gary. That's the smell.

585
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:08,660
Don't worry, he's breezy.

586
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:11,640
We can do this.

587
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,600
Let's see. Victor Stone, Gotham City
University.

588
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Oh,

589
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,160
this is my roommate, Patty.

590
00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:21,780
Patty is your roommate?

591
00:55:22,020 --> 00:55:23,740
And that's her boyfriend, Albert.

592
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,560
What's up?

593
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,800
Good morning.

594
00:55:28,820 --> 00:55:30,220
Oh, sorry.

595
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:31,600
And, uh, guys.

596
00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:34,980
This is my cousin, Barry.

597
00:55:37,620 --> 00:55:38,620
Whoa.

598
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,360
I'm starving.

599
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,960
Okay. Victor Stone, Gotham City
Universe.

600
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:54,140
Yes, here he is. Victor Stone, star
quarterback for the night. Shit, okay.

601
00:55:54,380 --> 00:55:55,780
He's not cyborg yet.

602
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,500
Wonder Woman.

603
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,400
Wonder Woman.

604
00:55:59,950 --> 00:56:04,810
Las Vegas residency, illusions,
juggling, and zebras.

605
00:56:05,130 --> 00:56:07,130
No, that is not Diana.

606
00:56:07,630 --> 00:56:08,930
Aquaman. Aquaman?

607
00:56:09,230 --> 00:56:11,050
Sound like a super mermaid?

608
00:56:11,310 --> 00:56:13,510
No, Albert, he's not a super mermaid.

609
00:56:13,850 --> 00:56:18,110
Okay, he's half Atlantean, half human,
with superhuman strength who can control

610
00:56:18,110 --> 00:56:19,230
marine life with his mind.

611
00:56:19,490 --> 00:56:20,490
Sound like a super mermaid?

612
00:56:20,670 --> 00:56:21,670
No, Albert.

613
00:56:21,810 --> 00:56:23,430
That is what you described.

614
00:56:23,850 --> 00:56:28,890
We'll just try Arthur Curry, Maine,
lighthouse.

615
00:56:30,990 --> 00:56:33,910
Here we are. Thomas Curry. Uh, phone.

616
00:56:36,710 --> 00:56:38,730
Hello. Hello, uh, Thomas Curry?

617
00:56:38,950 --> 00:56:40,670
Yes. Could I speak to Arthur?

618
00:56:40,990 --> 00:56:41,990
Is Arthur around?

619
00:56:42,330 --> 00:56:43,570
You want to speak to my dog?

620
00:56:44,050 --> 00:56:48,610
What? No, no, um, sorry. Uh, is this
Thomas Curry?

621
00:56:48,850 --> 00:56:51,190
Yes. And you work at a lighthouse?

622
00:56:51,710 --> 00:56:54,690
Yes. Okay, and your wife is the Queen of
Atlantis?

623
00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:07,390
Right, but maybe a fish -like woman
washed into your life at some point or

624
00:57:07,390 --> 00:57:08,630
another. Very funny, asshole.

625
00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:12,770
Arthur Curry was never born.

626
00:57:13,610 --> 00:57:17,190
What? This is a disaster. I completely
destroyed history.

627
00:57:17,490 --> 00:57:21,350
Like Eric Stoltz. Okay, why do you keep
saying Eric Stoltz? Eric Stoltz is my

628
00:57:21,350 --> 00:57:22,350
McFoy. What?

629
00:57:22,570 --> 00:57:23,590
Time travel. Oh.

630
00:57:23,850 --> 00:57:27,550
Are you talking Beauty of the Earth?
Come on, who is this guy? Okay, yeah, I

631
00:57:27,550 --> 00:57:29,070
know. I've seen.

632
00:57:29,550 --> 00:57:32,490
All of them, and Eric Schultz is not
Marty McFly.

633
00:57:32,690 --> 00:57:33,690
Really?

634
00:57:35,290 --> 00:57:36,850
Then explain Marty McFly here.

635
00:57:37,130 --> 00:57:39,570
I can't explain that to you, Gary.
That's not your thigh.

636
00:57:40,450 --> 00:57:42,690
It's the wrong actor, and it's upside
down.

637
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:45,210
Is it?

638
00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:53,850
But the point is that in Back to the
Future, Marty McFly is very famously

639
00:57:53,850 --> 00:57:54,970
by Michael J. Fox.

640
00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:58,330
The guy from Footloose? No, that's Kevin
Bacon. Bacon.

641
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,480
Kevin Bacon's Maverick with the
volleyball, the gay guys on the planes.

642
00:58:01,700 --> 00:58:04,840
Top Gun. Great balls of fire. Top Gun.
No, no, no, no. Right?

643
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:07,240
I completely broke the universe.

644
00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:13,280
Marty McFly is Eric Stoltz. Yes. Thank
you.

645
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,840
I created a world with no metahumans.

646
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,820
And now there's no one to defend us from
Sonic. Albert!

647
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:22,880
There's no Cyborg.

648
00:58:23,740 --> 00:58:27,120
There's no Aquaman. There's no Wonder
Woman. There's no Superman.

649
00:58:27,820 --> 00:58:28,820
There's no Batman.

650
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000
I'm Batman.

651
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,600
You. What did you just say?

652
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:36,120
I'm Batman.

653
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:44,620
Batman exists, Hundo P. Yeah, dude.
Nobody knows who he really is, but he

654
00:58:44,620 --> 00:58:45,780
exists. Right.

655
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:52,980
Well, we, my cousin Barry and I, have to
go to that cousin's dinner now.

656
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,600
But it was a pleasure to meet you.

657
00:58:57,210 --> 00:58:58,690
All? And Gary?

658
00:58:59,030 --> 00:59:00,030
Barry.

659
00:59:00,530 --> 00:59:01,730
Barry. Gary.

660
00:59:01,970 --> 00:59:02,970
Barry!

661
00:59:22,430 --> 00:59:24,870
What, are you freaking kidding me with
this place?

662
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
What is this, hell?

663
00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:54,400
Look at all this cool shit. Okay, Harry,
don't touch anything.

664
01:00:14,570 --> 01:00:15,570
I know you painted.

665
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:16,850
They're good.

666
01:00:17,990 --> 01:00:19,990
Bruce Wayne?

667
01:00:25,930 --> 01:00:26,930
Bruce?

668
01:00:44,470 --> 01:00:48,010
Hey, check this out. There's, like,
bells connected to every room in this

669
01:00:48,110 --> 01:00:51,050
Hey, maybe we could find this Bruce guy
if we just ring all these bells, right?

670
01:00:51,450 --> 01:00:55,030
You don't understand how servant bells
work? Those are all the bells. You ring

671
01:00:55,030 --> 01:00:56,230
them from all the other places.

672
01:00:56,510 --> 01:00:59,030
What? You don't have, like, Downton
Abbey in your universe?

673
01:00:59,450 --> 01:01:00,570
Downtown Abbey?

674
01:01:00,830 --> 01:01:02,770
The chain of, like, family -style
restaurants?

675
01:01:03,130 --> 01:01:04,930
They're, like, it's, like, cheaper
banana bees?

676
01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:07,910
Oh, you know what I'd really go for
right now?

677
01:01:08,470 --> 01:01:10,450
Abbey's sizzling zucchini square?

678
01:01:41,550 --> 01:01:42,550
right with you.

679
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:21,460
lives here.

680
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,860
We're looking for Bruce Wayne.

681
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:28,120
You're the

682
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:39,360
same

683
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,980
person as him, but from an alternate
timeline.

684
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:47,180
Yes. In which you and I are friends.

685
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,760
Yeah, you're like probably my best
friend.

686
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:57,080
Well, but you're a bit, you're
chronologically different. Older. Well,

687
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,360
that's what I can't understand.

688
01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:04,660
I traveled back in time from here to
here, yet somehow everything's all

689
01:03:04,660 --> 01:03:06,100
back here.

690
01:03:06,380 --> 01:03:07,880
Like when you were born, so.

691
01:03:08,260 --> 01:03:11,660
Well, time isn't linear, right?

692
01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:13,460
Right.

693
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:20,100
At some point, we probably saw a movie
that told you.

694
01:03:20,810 --> 01:03:24,950
If you went back and changed the past,
you'd create a kind of a branched

695
01:03:24,950 --> 01:03:25,950
timeline, right?

696
01:03:26,590 --> 01:03:27,590
Look.

697
01:03:30,830 --> 01:03:34,390
New present, new future.

698
01:03:34,730 --> 01:03:37,190
Yeah. Well, time doesn't work like that.

699
01:03:37,430 --> 01:03:41,830
That's not how time works. When you go
back and change the past, you create a

700
01:03:41,830 --> 01:03:45,470
fulcrum. You put yourself on a whole
other strand of spaghetti.

701
01:03:46,830 --> 01:03:49,150
The future, new path.

702
01:03:51,020 --> 01:03:52,020
It's retrocausal.

703
01:03:52,260 --> 01:03:53,500
It goes both ways.

704
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,300
Actually, it goes many ways.

705
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:57,140
Maybe some other time.

706
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:02,860
Okay, but in an ontological paradox
model, there's not... What you did was

707
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:05,740
changed the future and you changed the
past.

708
01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:13,020
If a person is stupid enough to mess
with time, what you eventually end up

709
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:14,020
is this.

710
01:04:15,620 --> 01:04:16,740
A multiverse.

711
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:19,240
Some strands run.

712
01:04:19,710 --> 01:04:20,710
Almost parallel.

713
01:04:20,850 --> 01:04:26,250
There will be inevitable intersections
and others that are just wildly

714
01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:27,250
divergent.

715
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:30,870
But it is a hot mess.

716
01:04:32,530 --> 01:04:33,590
It's a crapshoot.

717
01:04:34,310 --> 01:04:36,870
It's all just a crapshoot. What does the
parmesan mean?

718
01:04:37,130 --> 01:04:38,910
The metaphor's over. It's just a
garnish.

719
01:04:39,130 --> 01:04:40,130
Can I tell you something?

720
01:04:40,590 --> 01:04:47,350
A person would have to be an idiot to
play craps with a space -time

721
01:04:47,350 --> 01:04:48,350
continuum.

722
01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:50,380
Idiot.

723
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:52,760
Here.

724
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,940
Are you joking with the chewing noises
right now?

725
01:04:59,220 --> 01:05:05,680
So, uh, you're the reason this Zod
character is about to destroy the Earth?

726
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:12,540
Maybe. There's a guy called Superman who
can stop Zod. Yeah, yeah. And flies?

727
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,480
Shoots lasers out of his eyes.

728
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:16,780
Yeah, he flies and he shoots lasers out
of his eyes, yes.

729
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,320
No one said Superman.

730
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,340
That might be a little on the nose.

731
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:23,640
You call yourself Batman?

732
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,260
Yeah. I don't call myself Super Batman.

733
01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:28,140
Wait,

734
01:05:28,740 --> 01:05:29,740
he's Batman?

735
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:34,820
What did you think we were doing here? I
thought this was the cousin's dinner.

736
01:05:35,180 --> 01:05:37,140
He's Bruce Wayne as Batman?

737
01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:38,940
Not really, not so much anymore.

738
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,460
You know, they don't really need me.

739
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:45,440
Things have changed.

740
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,520
Gotham's now one of the biggest cities
in the world.

741
01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:54,370
I need you. We need you. In my timeline,
Batman's our strategist, our leader.

742
01:05:54,670 --> 01:05:55,810
The world needs Superman.

743
01:05:56,170 --> 01:05:58,650
You're the best detective in the world.
You're probably the only person who can

744
01:05:58,650 --> 01:05:59,589
help me find him.

745
01:05:59,590 --> 01:06:00,990
So will you help us?

746
01:06:02,710 --> 01:06:03,710
Pass.

747
01:06:07,410 --> 01:06:10,070
Like, pass the salt?

748
01:06:11,070 --> 01:06:12,070
Bruce?

749
01:06:13,910 --> 01:06:15,190
He doesn't want to help us?

750
01:06:16,130 --> 01:06:17,250
We're going to use his bat shit.

751
01:06:17,770 --> 01:06:18,770
Bat shit?

752
01:06:20,270 --> 01:06:22,090
Yeah, it's bad stuff. It's bad things.

753
01:06:22,570 --> 01:06:23,570
Stand on that thing.

754
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,210
Okay. Remember when you played through
the floor? Yeah.

755
01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:31,430
So, I need you to do that again.

756
01:06:33,230 --> 01:06:40,210
What is

757
01:06:40,210 --> 01:06:41,210
this place?

758
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:55,060
Dude, this place straight feels...
Feels?

759
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:02,380
Barry!

760
01:08:08,220 --> 01:08:15,000
I almost died in an abyss! 12 ,805 quark
counts in the U .S.

761
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,520
Is this what I think it is?

762
01:08:29,770 --> 01:08:31,590
this thing on the news when I was a kid.

763
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:33,950
Okay, fine, sir.

764
01:08:34,430 --> 01:08:38,630
The date of birth wasn't born. He
arrived.

765
01:08:39,290 --> 01:08:40,830
Oh, Barry, look!

766
01:08:41,350 --> 01:08:42,350
I'm busy.

767
01:08:42,550 --> 01:08:43,550
With what?

768
01:08:43,830 --> 01:08:47,870
Looking for unidentified objects
entering Earth's atmosphere anywhere

769
01:08:47,870 --> 01:08:49,609
Kansas in the last 50 years.

770
01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:51,170
He has a back door into NASA.

771
01:08:52,010 --> 01:08:53,010
Of course he does.

772
01:08:54,430 --> 01:08:56,770
Yeah, but Barry, check this out.

773
01:08:57,109 --> 01:08:58,330
It's bad luck.

774
01:09:00,290 --> 01:09:01,930
Can't you take anything seriously?

775
01:09:02,770 --> 01:09:03,850
Stop messing around.

776
01:09:04,109 --> 01:09:05,470
Dude, come on.

777
01:09:05,810 --> 01:09:07,470
Have you seen this place?

778
01:09:07,810 --> 01:09:09,069
It's amazing.

779
01:09:09,609 --> 01:09:10,609
Hello.

780
01:09:11,010 --> 01:09:13,569
Has the gravity of this not sunk in for
you?

781
01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:16,310
Stop messing around, Barry. I won't say
it again.

782
01:09:17,350 --> 01:09:19,370
Yeesh. Sorry, Mom.

783
01:09:19,770 --> 01:09:20,608
Shut up.

784
01:09:20,609 --> 01:09:21,609
Shut up.

785
01:09:21,649 --> 01:09:23,490
You have no idea how lucky you are.

786
01:09:23,729 --> 01:09:27,510
No idea. You take everything for
granted. You don't even appreciate.

787
01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:32,090
You just walk around thinking you're so
funny and so cool.

788
01:09:32,410 --> 01:09:35,830
And it's embarrassing because you're not
any of those things.

789
01:09:37,290 --> 01:09:38,590
Screw you, man.

790
01:09:39,250 --> 01:09:41,410
I've done nothing but everything you've
asked.

791
01:09:41,649 --> 01:09:45,170
You made me get struck by lightning. I
phased naked through the floor and I

792
01:09:45,170 --> 01:09:48,790
terrified Mrs. Johansson. Now I'm
probably going to have to move. You

793
01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:50,109
tell me why you're here.

794
01:09:50,430 --> 01:09:54,870
But will you at least tell me why you're
being so mean to me for no reason? You

795
01:09:54,870 --> 01:09:56,790
use monkey as a dartboard.

796
01:09:58,090 --> 01:09:59,090
Wait, what?

797
01:10:00,050 --> 01:10:01,050
Forget it.

798
01:10:03,270 --> 01:10:04,270
The monkey.

799
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:08,270
So you're mad at me for playing with a
toy?

800
01:10:08,530 --> 01:10:09,570
It's not a toy.

801
01:10:10,490 --> 01:10:11,870
Mom bought us that monkey.

802
01:10:12,370 --> 01:10:16,730
Because she calls us monkeys. She gives
us monkey stuff all the time.

803
01:10:17,950 --> 01:10:18,950
Right.

804
01:10:19,870 --> 01:10:22,250
Look, I'm sorry.

805
01:10:24,850 --> 01:10:26,390
I'm not very good with people.

806
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,080
myself. Oh.

807
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:32,580
Come on, dude. You're not that bad.

808
01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:38,700
You can just be kind of a dick
sometimes, but... Let's face it, I am

809
01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,940
obnoxious. But I just get excited.

810
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,340
Come on. This place is pretty cool,
right?

811
01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:46,400
Yeah.

812
01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:53,040
Alright. Well, um... I'll let you work.

813
01:11:13,550 --> 01:11:14,550
I know you're there.

814
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:18,790
You know what I'm stuck on?

815
01:11:19,490 --> 01:11:21,350
That thing you said with the spaghetti.

816
01:11:21,830 --> 01:11:24,670
You said there were certain
intersections that would always be

817
01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:27,750
You had an Alfred.

818
01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:29,670
My Bruce has an Alfred.

819
01:11:30,350 --> 01:11:32,210
Different worlds, different times.

820
01:11:32,650 --> 01:11:34,310
Yet, there it is.

821
01:11:34,730 --> 01:11:35,730
Certain people.

822
01:11:36,970 --> 01:11:39,730
Certain events. Certain strands of
spaghetti.

823
01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:43,070
Drawn to each other like... Like
magnets.

824
01:11:44,290 --> 01:11:50,910
I've read all about temporal paradoxes
and causal whoops, but... This is more

825
01:11:50,910 --> 01:11:51,910
than that.

826
01:11:52,430 --> 01:11:54,990
Inevitable intersections are something
none of the theories could have

827
01:11:54,990 --> 01:12:00,830
anticipated, because, well, how do you
explain that except for... Fate.

828
01:12:01,790 --> 01:12:05,110
If you are listening, sorry about your
parents.

829
01:12:06,090 --> 01:12:07,330
I'm just trying to save mine.

830
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,720
He's away, Barry.

831
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,500
Barry, wake up.

832
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:06,540
Clark's being held by a mercenary group
in a Siberian black site.

833
01:13:07,180 --> 01:13:08,180
Get up, Barry.

834
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:09,340
The goat's on fire.

835
01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:11,380
We're going to Russia.

836
01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:14,880
Sweet.

837
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:17,240
Oh, mmm, coffee.

838
01:13:19,060 --> 01:13:20,080
How are we going to get to Russia?

839
01:13:57,870 --> 01:13:59,290
I'll help you get this Superman.

840
01:14:00,070 --> 01:14:02,570
Then, you're on your own.

841
01:14:05,790 --> 01:14:11,130
Well, you're... You are, you're...

842
01:14:11,130 --> 01:14:15,990
Yeah.

843
01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:19,250
I'm Batman.

844
01:15:08,810 --> 01:15:11,690
We're just going to, what, grab Superman
and tip him before the block is hot?

845
01:15:12,050 --> 01:15:13,050
I don't know.

846
01:15:13,350 --> 01:15:14,430
Hey, you should ask him.

847
01:15:15,950 --> 01:15:17,950
You're asking him. You should ask him.
Yeah.

848
01:15:18,490 --> 01:15:20,910
I'm not going to ask him. Why not? I
thought Batman was supposed to be a

849
01:15:21,070 --> 01:15:22,370
Not this one. Not this Batman.

850
01:15:22,890 --> 01:15:23,889
We're here.

851
01:15:23,890 --> 01:15:24,890
Activating hover mode.

852
01:15:30,810 --> 01:15:32,450
Ejector seat on. Ejector seat.

853
01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:34,170
Ejector seat.

854
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:39,760
Okay, there's David.

855
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,380
You're strapped to your parachutes.

856
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:21,340
All clear. Let's move.

857
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,360
Everybody fast now.

858
01:16:50,190 --> 01:16:52,530
Why is it so cold? The Arctic, Barry.

859
01:16:55,550 --> 01:16:56,429
Where'd he go?

860
01:16:56,430 --> 01:16:57,870
I don't know. Let's follow the
footprints.

861
01:17:03,110 --> 01:17:04,890
I think the man would be down there for
sure.

862
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:18,840
What did you do? I had to move you.

863
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:20,420
But I just did it a little.

864
01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:30,440
This might hurt.

865
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:03,640
Put him away.

866
01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:18,380
Let's go.

867
01:19:26,340 --> 01:19:27,540
That's where you keep Superman.

868
01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:29,500
He's a big scrotum.

869
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:45,260
He's going to hack the Soviet security
cyber scrotum with a flip phone?

870
01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,040
It's not him.

871
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,400
He's gotta go.

872
01:20:46,440 --> 01:20:47,440
Wait.

873
01:20:48,140 --> 01:20:49,920
We can't just leave her here and look at
her.

874
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:52,960
I'll grab her. Just go!

875
01:21:21,770 --> 01:21:22,770
Mr. Brony.

876
01:21:27,550 --> 01:21:29,530
What? Stop!

877
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:31,920
Hurry, hurry.

878
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:01,880
We couldn't.

879
01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:07,900
Oh,

880
01:23:13,420 --> 01:23:16,100
great. To die at the feet of a sputnik.

881
01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:23,260
Oh, man, I need this key.

882
01:23:23,620 --> 01:23:24,318
Stay calm.

883
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:25,320
It'll heal. Come on.

884
01:23:38,350 --> 01:23:41,230
How much do you weigh? 180 each. Trust
her. 440.

885
01:23:45,490 --> 01:23:48,910
Hold on.

886
01:24:26,470 --> 01:24:28,470
Hey, this is serious. Barry, shut up.
Yeah, okay.

887
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:30,250
What's the play?

888
01:24:30,290 --> 01:24:31,530
Batman, what do we do? What now?

889
01:24:36,370 --> 01:24:39,150
Now, we try not to die.

890
01:25:40,010 --> 01:25:41,690
I should have seen that in slow -mo.

891
01:26:18,570 --> 01:26:20,910
Yeah, I'm just realizing that I didn't
really think this through.

892
01:26:22,090 --> 01:26:26,590
There are good Kryptonians, and then
there are very, very bad Kryptonians.

893
01:26:26,590 --> 01:26:30,350
was very confident that we were just
going to find Superman. And if we found

894
01:26:30,350 --> 01:26:34,770
Superman, this would all be super
simple. Who are you? Holy Funyuns.

895
01:26:36,590 --> 01:26:37,590
Hi.

896
01:26:38,310 --> 01:26:39,310
I'm Barry. We're Barry.

897
01:26:40,150 --> 01:26:44,730
We were trying to find Kal -El, but we
found you instead.

898
01:26:44,990 --> 01:26:45,990
What do you want with Kal -El?

899
01:26:46,290 --> 01:26:47,099
We were...

900
01:26:47,100 --> 01:26:48,380
Trying to, trying to rescue him. Why?

901
01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:51,540
Because he's my friend.

902
01:26:52,420 --> 01:26:53,580
Do you, do you know him?

903
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:55,039
She looks mad.

904
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:55,799
Get ready.

905
01:26:55,800 --> 01:26:59,280
She might do laser vision, or she might
do like a freezy breath, or she might

906
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,280
just start rolling.

907
01:27:00,460 --> 01:27:03,120
My name is Kara, daughter of Zor -El.

908
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:05,380
Kal -El is my cousin.

909
01:27:05,780 --> 01:27:07,220
Right, and who's Kal -El again?

910
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:09,700
Superman. No, because you said that was
Clark.

911
01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:10,980
Who's Clark?

912
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:13,160
Clark is his human name.

913
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:19,840
He was an infant when we left.

914
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:26,680
The last son of Krypton, I... I was sent
to protect him.

915
01:27:27,140 --> 01:27:29,640
Looks like he never made it to Earth in
this universe.

916
01:27:30,740 --> 01:27:32,700
Our pods, they must have separated.

917
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:37,100
Wait, so you thought a baby was going to
protect us from the odd guy?

918
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:38,720
General Zod is here.

919
01:27:39,140 --> 01:27:40,560
He must have tracked my pod signal.

920
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:41,980
I have to go.

921
01:27:42,260 --> 01:27:43,260
Whoa, whoa, wait.

922
01:27:43,620 --> 01:27:45,220
Whoa, you need to recover your strength.

923
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:46,840
Actually, Barry.

924
01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:50,100
Take her to the roof and put her in the
sun.

925
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:51,760
Yeah.

926
01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,300
Yeah, whatever. Like, I mean, you're
solar powered.

927
01:27:55,600 --> 01:27:57,160
Good for you. I've been trying to.

928
01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:00,600
Oh, we'll take that.

929
01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:14,520
Mike, will you turn around?

930
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:19,360
Are you dressed in a red cape?

931
01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:27,900
You're levitating?

932
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:36,820
It's always this loud.

933
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,040
Is it loud?

934
01:28:41,660 --> 01:28:45,020
Are you, uh, good? Do you feel, um, do
you feel...

935
01:28:45,340 --> 01:28:46,340
Strong yet?

936
01:28:49,180 --> 01:28:50,180
Yeah,

937
01:28:52,820 --> 01:28:53,820
that seems strong.

938
01:28:54,900 --> 01:29:01,300
You know, old man Barry down there says
if we don't stop Captain Zod, he'll kill

939
01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:02,920
thousands of people.

940
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:04,200
Billions of people.

941
01:29:04,620 --> 01:29:05,620
Billions?

942
01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:08,100
Of your people.

943
01:29:08,460 --> 01:29:09,460
They're good people.

944
01:29:09,560 --> 01:29:10,560
Good people.

945
01:29:11,300 --> 01:29:16,350
We came to this planet looking... For a
safe place to live. And they put me in a

946
01:29:16,350 --> 01:29:17,350
cage.

947
01:29:17,450 --> 01:29:19,690
Yeah. A lot of humans are dicks.

948
01:29:20,230 --> 01:29:23,030
But... And there's... There's babies.

949
01:29:23,530 --> 01:29:25,090
And... Bowerinas.

950
01:29:25,310 --> 01:29:28,010
And entertainment wrestlers. A lot of
humans are worth saving.

951
01:29:29,430 --> 01:29:30,430
Maybe to you.

952
01:29:31,850 --> 01:29:32,890
But I'm not a human.

953
01:29:34,710 --> 01:29:35,810
I'm a Kryptonian.

954
01:29:39,950 --> 01:29:40,950
Don.

955
01:29:41,550 --> 01:29:43,010
I have to get my powers back.

956
01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:49,960
I can recreate the accident that gave me
my powers. Maybe I can reconnect to the

957
01:29:49,960 --> 01:29:52,360
Speed Force, and maybe we'd stand a
chance against Zod.

958
01:29:53,320 --> 01:29:55,340
Or kill yourself in the process.

959
01:29:58,800 --> 01:29:59,800
Tell me something.

960
01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:06,040
If you get your powers back, you can go
anywhere. You've got another timeline,

961
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:07,400
another universe.

962
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:11,700
Why do you want to stay and fight to
save this one?

963
01:30:12,580 --> 01:30:14,600
Because this is the world where my mom
lives.

964
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:20,500
save her.

965
01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:22,320
I'm not going to lose her again.

966
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:24,360
The kid doesn't know, does he?

967
01:30:24,860 --> 01:30:26,620
Do you tell him something like that?

968
01:30:31,180 --> 01:30:34,740
I lost my parents. That pain

969
01:30:34,740 --> 01:30:38,980
made

970
01:30:38,980 --> 01:30:42,680
me who I am.

971
01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:45,360
I'm not sure I know who I am without it,
actually.

972
01:30:50,060 --> 01:30:55,340
I spent a lifetime trying to right
throngs of the path,

973
01:30:55,620 --> 01:31:02,560
as if putting on a cape and fighting
crime would bring my parents back.

974
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:10,020
You actually did it.

975
01:31:11,260 --> 01:31:17,380
So, I guess the plan is to douse
yourself in industrial chemicals while

976
01:31:17,380 --> 01:31:18,440
electrocuting yourself.

977
01:31:18,960 --> 01:31:19,960
Yep.

978
01:31:24,140 --> 01:31:25,140
Want some help?

979
01:31:27,340 --> 01:31:28,239
Oh, yeah.

980
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:29,480
That would be incredibly useful.

981
01:32:22,860 --> 01:32:23,860
You bring me nothing.

982
01:32:26,220 --> 01:32:27,700
I gave you a warning.

983
01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:33,600
Your failure to deliver the Kryptonian
traitor is being taken as an act of war.

984
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:37,760
No.

985
01:33:12,540 --> 01:33:16,500
Okay, when I throw the switch, the
current should run up the wire and draw

986
01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:17,980
lightning right to the kite.

987
01:33:18,180 --> 01:33:19,360
Here, put that on.

988
01:33:19,720 --> 01:33:21,200
It's heat and impact resistant.

989
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:24,480
It should protect you a little. Right,
but the point is for me to not be

990
01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:25,480
protected.

991
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:27,900
Okay.

992
01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:31,720
You're going to need to be out of the
way.

993
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:33,080
I will.

994
01:33:37,520 --> 01:33:38,520
Get on, Chiquita.

995
01:33:44,620 --> 01:33:45,620
This is going to work, right?

996
01:33:45,900 --> 01:33:46,900
Of course it's going to work.

997
01:33:47,820 --> 01:33:48,880
Nothing we haven't done before.

998
01:33:49,620 --> 01:33:50,880
Besides, this time we have Batman.

999
01:33:51,280 --> 01:33:52,280
What could go wrong?

1000
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:54,620
For the record, I think this is insane.

1001
01:33:56,860 --> 01:33:57,860
Get back.

1002
01:34:15,020 --> 01:34:16,200
See you again Mr. Lightning.

1003
01:35:05,260 --> 01:35:06,260
Go again.

1004
01:35:07,140 --> 01:35:07,600
But...

1005
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:18,500
Circumscribe.

1006
01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:18,280
I've got you.

1007
01:36:51,269 --> 01:36:52,269
Sorry. Sorry.

1008
01:36:53,830 --> 01:36:55,310
You're okay. It's like last time, right?

1009
01:36:56,130 --> 01:36:57,130
You gotta heal now.

1010
01:37:15,490 --> 01:37:17,950
Look! Look! Look! It's working! It's
working!

1011
01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:19,250
It's working!

1012
01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:21,380
I can't believe he's doing it.

1013
01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:23,340
Oh my God, he's okay.

1014
01:37:23,620 --> 01:37:24,620
Dude, he's okay.

1015
01:38:11,400 --> 01:38:12,400
How are you feeling?

1016
01:38:13,340 --> 01:38:14,340
So?

1017
01:38:15,100 --> 01:38:16,520
Maybe this will help.

1018
01:38:29,600 --> 01:38:31,880
Dude, come on!

1019
01:38:32,300 --> 01:38:34,820
Irresistible! Man, feels good to be
back.

1020
01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:37,580
Yeah! And what are we wearing tonight?

1021
01:38:38,010 --> 01:38:42,170
You like it? I made it myself out of
that old bat suit. But, you know, I made

1022
01:38:42,170 --> 01:38:43,170
our colors and everything.

1023
01:38:43,450 --> 01:38:44,450
Well, check this out.

1024
01:38:45,790 --> 01:38:47,030
A bit more loose.

1025
01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:50,750
It beefed.

1026
01:38:51,910 --> 01:38:54,370
Do you really mean that?

1027
01:38:54,710 --> 01:39:01,610
I mean, I don't know what it means
exactly to beef, but it seems like

1028
01:39:01,610 --> 01:39:02,610
it's positive.

1029
01:39:02,730 --> 01:39:03,730
What are you doing?

1030
01:39:06,650 --> 01:39:07,650
You came back.

1031
01:39:08,010 --> 01:39:09,010
I'm glad you're okay.

1032
01:39:10,030 --> 01:39:11,490
I have to ask you something.

1033
01:39:12,770 --> 01:39:18,190
When you found me in that hole that they
put me in, and I wasn't Kal -El,

1034
01:39:18,310 --> 01:39:22,250
why did you help me?

1035
01:39:22,990 --> 01:39:24,010
Because you needed help.

1036
01:39:27,110 --> 01:39:28,910
Do you know what that symbol stands for?

1037
01:39:30,830 --> 01:39:32,190
Supergirl? It means hope, right?

1038
01:39:32,530 --> 01:39:33,690
Hope? Yeah, does it mean hope?

1039
01:39:34,770 --> 01:39:35,870
Crypton will be beautiful.

1040
01:39:39,340 --> 01:39:40,600
We are a people of hope.

1041
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:42,560
Not more.

1042
01:39:47,980 --> 01:39:49,440
Zod made me from Krypton.

1043
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:52,220
But he is not my people.

1044
01:39:52,900 --> 01:39:55,940
So you're saying... Yes.

1045
01:39:56,720 --> 01:39:58,380
I will help you fight Zod.

1046
01:40:01,380 --> 01:40:02,380
Yes.

1047
01:40:03,480 --> 01:40:04,500
Interesting group.

1048
01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:07,140
What did you say, uh...

1049
01:40:08,080 --> 01:40:09,140
We were called again.

1050
01:40:09,360 --> 01:40:10,900
We're the Justice League.

1051
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:15,400
No. No? Well, I mean, kind of.

1052
01:40:16,440 --> 01:40:22,440
We are short one literal goddess, one
friendly Terminator and Super Mermaid.

1053
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:25,180
We could definitely use a Batman.

1054
01:40:28,360 --> 01:40:29,360
Are you in?

1055
01:40:31,820 --> 01:40:36,160
I want to get nuts.

1056
01:40:38,930 --> 01:40:39,930
Let's get nuts.

1057
01:40:53,370 --> 01:40:57,050
My world's Superman showed up right away
when Thod called him out. So as of now,

1058
01:40:57,110 --> 01:40:58,190
we're in uncharted territory.

1059
01:40:58,630 --> 01:41:02,630
What I do know is that Thod somehow
controls the world engines, which will

1060
01:41:02,630 --> 01:41:06,670
destroying much more than just
Metropolis now. With every passing

1061
01:41:06,670 --> 01:41:08,170
don't stop him, Barry, what are you
doing?

1062
01:41:08,410 --> 01:41:09,410
What?

1063
01:41:10,570 --> 01:41:12,830
Our kids are going to want to see this.
Your kids?

1064
01:41:15,250 --> 01:41:18,090
Well, you know, like everybody's kids. I
mean, the children of the world.

1065
01:41:18,550 --> 01:41:19,550
They're going to want to see this.

1066
01:41:22,250 --> 01:41:23,250
We're getting close.

1067
01:41:23,530 --> 01:41:25,830
I'm going to stay airborne and take out
their sky power.

1068
01:41:26,150 --> 01:41:28,790
And Barry, just so we're clear, what
that essentially equates to is you and

1069
01:41:28,790 --> 01:41:30,330
versus the entire Kryptonian army.

1070
01:41:30,990 --> 01:41:33,830
Chill. We need to buy Kara enough time
to take out Zod.

1071
01:41:34,620 --> 01:41:37,920
Oh, and remember that your suit doesn't
dissipate energy like mine, so you need

1072
01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:40,000
to take breaks, otherwise you're going
to build up too much charge.

1073
01:41:40,440 --> 01:41:41,440
Be what?

1074
01:42:09,140 --> 01:42:12,280
The humans we came to protect, they
don't know we're on their side.

1075
01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:48,920
Zod.

1076
01:42:58,060 --> 01:42:59,060
Kara Azura.

1077
01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:00,900
We've been waiting for you.

1078
01:43:30,090 --> 01:43:31,090
Okay,

1079
01:43:31,210 --> 01:43:37,210
and the space giant and Mistress Murder
are our responsibility too? Hey, hey,

1080
01:43:37,210 --> 01:43:39,490
hey. Don't think about them. Okay, calm
down. We're just going to start with

1081
01:43:39,490 --> 01:43:40,490
those guys over there.

1082
01:43:40,530 --> 01:43:43,450
And yeah, they're Kryptonian and we
won't be able to kill them, but we can

1083
01:43:43,450 --> 01:43:44,450
them down for her.

1084
01:43:44,610 --> 01:43:45,610
One at a time.

1085
01:43:47,060 --> 01:43:49,460
Okay, I'm going to disarm them, and then
you'll engage.

1086
01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:52,960
Hunter.

1087
01:43:54,360 --> 01:43:55,360
Come on, Barbie.

1088
01:43:56,280 --> 01:43:57,280
Let's go party.

1089
01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:07,120
It's okay. You're okay. Come on.

1090
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:18,800
They're fast.

1091
01:44:19,180 --> 01:44:20,760
Yes, but not as fast as us.

1092
01:44:24,280 --> 01:44:30,080
Terror forming has begun. This world
must die so that ours may live again.

1093
01:44:38,420 --> 01:44:41,340
No, we cannot go. We cannot go. No, no,
no.

1094
01:44:42,760 --> 01:44:45,840
Krypton is gone, Zod. Your uncle.

1095
01:44:46,570 --> 01:44:51,890
Your elf hid the key to Krypton's
rebirth

1096
01:44:51,890 --> 01:44:54,770
inside a Kryptonian child.

1097
01:44:55,250 --> 01:44:58,870
All the genetic material needed to start
again.

1098
01:44:59,730 --> 01:45:05,730
Coded inside the DNA, then sent to Earth
in an escape pod. He's not here. You

1099
01:45:05,730 --> 01:45:06,730
have failed.

1100
01:45:07,250 --> 01:45:08,510
We found him.

1101
01:45:10,190 --> 01:45:12,170
We intercepted his pod.

1102
01:45:14,800 --> 01:45:17,240
But your cousin was not the one we
needed.

1103
01:45:18,880 --> 01:45:22,440
You are the one, Calazor El.

1104
01:45:22,660 --> 01:45:29,360
It is your blood we must harvest. What
did you do to Cala? Your sacrifice that

1105
01:45:29,360 --> 01:45:32,260
will allow Krypton to live again.

1106
01:45:32,520 --> 01:45:33,940
What did you do?

1107
01:45:36,920 --> 01:45:39,780
The infant did not survive.

1108
01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:17,380
Look, new plan. I'm going to create a
cyclonic diversion, and you're going to

1109
01:46:17,380 --> 01:46:19,540
just come in hard, feet first this time.

1110
01:46:30,900 --> 01:46:31,900
Yes!

1111
01:46:37,140 --> 01:46:40,240
Barry, you didn't do that. Careful,
you're accumulating too much charge.

1112
01:46:41,870 --> 01:46:43,890
What if I just Emperor this guy

1113
01:47:15,180 --> 01:47:18,740
That was actually only half stupid. But
if you're going to do that and not die,

1114
01:47:18,860 --> 01:47:21,980
you need to complete the circuit
somehow. Try putting your hands together

1115
01:47:21,980 --> 01:47:22,980
this.

1116
01:47:25,780 --> 01:47:26,780
Okay.

1117
01:47:28,680 --> 01:47:29,680
You're ready.

1118
01:48:48,490 --> 01:48:49,670
I'm going after the big one.

1119
01:49:00,830 --> 01:49:01,830
How about his?

1120
01:49:04,630 --> 01:49:05,750
Bruce, you caught me.

1121
01:49:06,770 --> 01:49:08,390
Where's Kara? You go find her.

1122
01:49:13,430 --> 01:49:14,430
Bruce!

1123
01:49:15,290 --> 01:49:16,490
You check your nose.

1124
01:49:16,910 --> 01:49:19,350
failure ejection model failure

1125
01:50:06,510 --> 01:50:07,510
Going down.

1126
01:50:12,590 --> 01:50:13,810
I'm not going alone.

1127
01:50:58,830 --> 01:50:59,830
The car is dead.

1128
01:51:00,310 --> 01:51:01,310
They're both dead.

1129
01:51:01,610 --> 01:51:02,910
But they don't have to be, right?

1130
01:51:03,790 --> 01:51:08,930
Because we can go back, like you did.
You're not fast enough yet. You sure?

1131
01:51:29,610 --> 01:51:30,610
Is this back enough?

1132
01:51:31,250 --> 01:51:32,250
Yeah, I guess so.

1133
01:51:39,250 --> 01:51:42,610
Listen, Barry, I... What?

1134
01:51:43,510 --> 01:51:45,290
It's okay. We can fix this.

1135
01:51:46,270 --> 01:51:48,550
You know what you're going to change? I
know what I'm going to change.

1136
01:51:53,690 --> 01:51:55,090
I'm going after the big one.

1137
01:51:58,760 --> 01:51:59,940
I hope that gun can be shield protected.

1138
01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:01,200
Roger that.

1139
01:52:04,660 --> 01:52:05,660
But he's not.

1140
01:52:06,940 --> 01:52:08,500
Who? Patriot?

1141
01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:10,540
Yes, yes, please take him out.

1142
01:54:56,170 --> 01:54:57,170
You'll be okay.

1143
01:54:57,770 --> 01:54:58,770
Nothing's so good.

1144
01:55:01,430 --> 01:55:02,810
Maybe some other time.

1145
01:55:09,110 --> 01:55:10,790
We can't bring you back, can we?

1146
01:55:12,390 --> 01:55:13,730
You already did, son.

1147
01:55:28,270 --> 01:55:29,270
Come on, Barry.

1148
01:55:30,490 --> 01:55:31,910
Gotta get up. Come on.

1149
01:55:32,330 --> 01:55:33,450
Barry. Go again.

1150
01:55:42,950 --> 01:55:44,230
Barry, there's no point.

1151
01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:17,000
Okay, I have to pull it out.

1152
01:56:17,660 --> 01:56:18,660
I have to pull it out.

1153
01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:52,680
Can we please just take a minute?

1154
01:56:53,380 --> 01:56:55,540
Sorry, dude. Yeah, but bro, of course.

1155
01:56:56,600 --> 01:57:01,040
That's the whole thing. We can take as
much time as it takes. That's not what I

1156
01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:02,040
mean.

1157
01:57:23,590 --> 01:57:24,610
Okay, you good?

1158
01:57:24,990 --> 01:57:28,930
Come on. I need you in there. Let's go.
Listen to me!

1159
01:57:47,150 --> 01:57:48,150
Where were you?

1160
01:57:48,450 --> 01:57:50,150
What, did you just stand here the whole
time?

1161
01:57:50,490 --> 01:57:52,880
Barry. This is an inevitable
intersection.

1162
01:57:53,220 --> 01:57:54,920
You have to stop. Barry!

1163
01:58:20,240 --> 01:58:21,240
There's something I should tell you.

1164
01:58:23,980 --> 01:58:27,100
I went back in time and... Because?

1165
01:58:27,360 --> 01:58:28,440
Yeah, because Mom died.

1166
01:58:29,300 --> 01:58:30,300
How do you know?

1167
01:58:30,460 --> 01:58:31,460
It doesn't matter.

1168
01:58:32,020 --> 01:58:33,020
Does it?

1169
01:58:33,360 --> 01:58:35,180
You know that I have to undo what I did.

1170
01:58:36,340 --> 01:58:39,280
No. It's not a mistake. We can save her.

1171
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:40,760
And we can save them.

1172
01:58:41,020 --> 01:58:42,020
No, we can't.

1173
01:58:42,740 --> 01:58:44,600
This is what Bruce was talking about.

1174
01:58:45,290 --> 01:58:49,530
Barry, this is inevitable. We can try a
million times and we're not going to be

1175
01:58:49,530 --> 01:58:50,530
able to fix this.

1176
01:58:50,770 --> 01:58:54,310
No matter what we do, this world dies.

1177
01:58:55,850 --> 01:58:56,850
Today.

1178
01:58:57,590 --> 01:58:58,590
Look around.

1179
01:59:03,050 --> 01:59:04,870
Look at the damage we're causing.

1180
01:59:14,410 --> 01:59:18,030
I was just doing my laundry. You're the
one who came and told me that I'm a

1181
01:59:18,030 --> 01:59:23,010
superhero. And now you're saying what?
You don't want me to be? Well, guess

1182
01:59:23,010 --> 01:59:24,510
what? It's too late.

1183
01:59:25,290 --> 01:59:28,490
I am the Flash.

1184
01:59:29,170 --> 01:59:30,690
And I can save everyone.

1185
01:59:31,530 --> 01:59:32,530
Nobody dies.

1186
01:59:32,890 --> 01:59:33,890
Barry.

1187
01:59:35,730 --> 01:59:37,290
Not every problem has a solution.

1188
01:59:52,339 --> 01:59:54,240
Sometimes we just have to let go.

1189
01:59:56,420 --> 01:59:58,560
Let go of mom?

1190
01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:02,540
She'll always be alive somewhere in
time.

1191
02:00:03,720 --> 02:00:04,720
Always.

1192
02:00:05,260 --> 02:00:06,380
It's not for us.

1193
02:00:07,680 --> 02:00:09,040
You're full of shit, dude.

1194
02:00:09,880 --> 02:00:10,880
I'm going back.

1195
02:00:11,140 --> 02:00:12,800
You're going back to kill mom?

1196
02:00:13,200 --> 02:00:14,200
No!

1197
02:00:16,330 --> 02:00:18,350
You stay right here.

1198
02:00:19,570 --> 02:00:21,090
Just give me one more time.

1199
02:00:21,450 --> 02:00:23,110
Barry! No!

1200
02:00:23,970 --> 02:00:24,970
No!

1201
02:00:57,320 --> 02:00:58,400
I think we got off on the wrong foot.

1202
02:00:59,100 --> 02:01:00,100
Let's start again.

1203
02:01:00,380 --> 02:01:01,380
I'm the Flash.

1204
02:01:01,860 --> 02:01:02,860
What's your name?

1205
02:01:03,220 --> 02:01:06,780
I lived more than you could dream.

1206
02:01:07,720 --> 02:01:08,720
Not an answer?

1207
02:01:09,980 --> 02:01:11,760
Do I reflect that?

1208
02:01:17,240 --> 02:01:18,240
Whoa.

1209
02:01:18,660 --> 02:01:19,840
Get out of here, Barry!

1210
02:01:41,160 --> 02:01:42,160
You are.

1211
02:01:42,180 --> 02:01:43,760
Yes, I am.

1212
02:01:44,340 --> 02:01:45,340
You.

1213
02:01:48,200 --> 02:01:49,560
We are so close.

1214
02:01:50,540 --> 02:01:52,000
I've got it almost figured out.

1215
02:01:52,360 --> 02:01:55,020
How long have you been doing this?

1216
02:01:55,420 --> 02:01:57,180
Time is inconsequential.

1217
02:02:59,760 --> 02:03:01,160
Only the Joker would think of that.

1218
02:03:43,679 --> 02:03:44,679
world.

1219
02:03:53,880 --> 02:03:55,140
Gliding and collapsing.

1220
02:03:57,640 --> 02:03:58,640
We did this.

1221
02:04:00,900 --> 02:04:03,000
We're destroying the fabric of
everything.

1222
02:04:05,460 --> 02:04:09,300
You have to stop. It stops once I've
fixed it!

1223
02:04:12,240 --> 02:04:14,160
Not entirely your fault, Barry.

1224
02:04:14,560 --> 02:04:18,960
I pushed you out of the chrono ball on
that September 29th. You could start me

1225
02:04:18,960 --> 02:04:19,960
on this path.

1226
02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:23,160
How do you like our endless paradox?

1227
02:04:23,920 --> 02:04:26,060
I made you create me.

1228
02:04:27,100 --> 02:04:30,820
And now you're the one in my way.

1229
02:04:31,660 --> 02:04:38,000
No matter how close I get to winning
this fight, you go back and let Mom die.

1230
02:04:38,760 --> 02:04:40,880
You're the inevitable intersection.

1231
02:04:41,960 --> 02:04:43,380
And you do have to let go.

1232
02:04:44,320 --> 02:04:45,420
What's he talking about?

1233
02:04:47,380 --> 02:04:48,380
You're my hero.

1234
02:04:57,680 --> 02:05:02,840
What did you do?

1235
02:05:04,380 --> 02:05:06,540
Hey, hey, don't worry. It's going to
heal.

1236
02:05:06,880 --> 02:05:07,880
It's going to heal.

1237
02:05:08,580 --> 02:05:09,580
I just read.

1238
02:05:27,240 --> 02:05:28,920
Hey, you tell Mom I love her.

1239
02:06:41,580 --> 02:06:42,580
The tomatoes.

1240
02:06:55,120 --> 02:06:57,340
I used to love that cereal when I was a
kid.

1241
02:06:58,460 --> 02:06:59,460
Yeah.

1242
02:06:59,920 --> 02:07:01,300
My son got nuts for it.

1243
02:07:06,060 --> 02:07:07,140
They stopped making it.

1244
02:07:07,640 --> 02:07:10,680
I know they were talking about
discontinuing it.

1245
02:07:10,940 --> 02:07:14,540
Do I know you? No, I'm not from around
here. I was just visiting my mom.

1246
02:07:15,620 --> 02:07:16,620
Maybe I know her.

1247
02:07:16,860 --> 02:07:17,860
What's her name?

1248
02:07:19,000 --> 02:07:23,440
She's the best... kindest person in the
world.

1249
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:24,720
Are you okay?

1250
02:07:24,820 --> 02:07:27,800
Yeah, I'm just... I'm really going to
miss her.

1251
02:07:49,200 --> 02:07:53,880
I know I'm just a random lady in a
store, but do you want a hug?

1252
02:07:54,880 --> 02:07:55,880
Sure.

1253
02:08:02,040 --> 02:08:03,040
I'm sorry.

1254
02:08:03,360 --> 02:08:04,480
Oh, don't say that.

1255
02:08:06,380 --> 02:08:09,240
Your mom must be grateful you came to
visit her.

1256
02:08:09,820 --> 02:08:11,460
She's very lucky to have you.

1257
02:08:19,310 --> 02:08:20,550
I'm very lucky to have her.

1258
02:08:21,390 --> 02:08:23,710
Ah, you have to tell her that.

1259
02:08:24,970 --> 02:08:26,550
Moms like to hear this kind of...

1260
02:09:17,230 --> 02:09:18,230
Fucking whore.

1261
02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:03,920
I'm back.

1262
02:10:13,760 --> 02:10:16,720
Shit! Court!

1263
02:10:21,740 --> 02:10:28,320
The little trial was

1264
02:10:28,320 --> 02:10:29,320
initially...

1265
02:10:32,620 --> 02:10:33,620
I'm so sorry.

1266
02:10:37,420 --> 02:10:43,720
As I was saying, the same security
camera footage, Exhibit F, in the

1267
02:10:43,720 --> 02:10:50,540
trial was initially considered useless,
but has now been enhanced using

1268
02:10:50,540 --> 02:10:53,660
the latest tech from Wayne Enterprises.

1269
02:10:54,380 --> 02:11:01,300
It confirms the alibi Mr. Allen has
argued and his son, Barry.

1270
02:11:02,380 --> 02:11:04,920
has corroborated since day one.

1271
02:11:11,000 --> 02:11:12,000
Here.

1272
02:11:14,900 --> 02:11:21,440
Right here, you can clearly see my
client, Mr. Allen, reaching for a can of

1273
02:11:21,440 --> 02:11:23,740
tomatoes on the top shelf.

1274
02:11:41,030 --> 02:11:43,990
Mr. Allen, Mr. Allen, can you tell us a
bit more about what happened, please?

1275
02:11:44,810 --> 02:11:50,550
Well, the tomatoes moved from the bottom
shelf to the top shelf and subsequently

1276
02:11:50,550 --> 02:11:52,930
uncooked the spaghetti.

1277
02:11:54,450 --> 02:11:55,450
Unquote.

1278
02:11:57,510 --> 02:12:00,530
I'm sorry, that makes absolutely no
sense. What are you talking about, sir?

1279
02:12:00,570 --> 02:12:01,068
Thank you.

1280
02:12:01,070 --> 02:12:02,790
Thank you so much.

1281
02:12:03,350 --> 02:12:04,950
We're good here. Thank you.

1282
02:12:07,530 --> 02:12:09,430
Did I give a good quote? Yeah.

1283
02:12:09,970 --> 02:12:10,970
Spaghetti.

1284
02:12:11,770 --> 02:12:17,610
Hey, speaking of food, I was thinking,
um... You should ask me to dinner.

1285
02:12:18,790 --> 02:12:19,790
Dinner with me?

1286
02:12:20,390 --> 02:12:22,030
Yes, a date, Barry.

1287
02:12:22,750 --> 02:12:24,250
Iris West, do you want to dinner date
me?

1288
02:12:25,590 --> 02:12:26,830
I'd love to. Thank you.

1289
02:12:27,730 --> 02:12:28,730
I'd love to also.

1290
02:12:29,630 --> 02:12:30,630
Call me.

1291
02:12:50,500 --> 02:12:51,500
Bruce!

1292
02:12:53,560 --> 02:12:57,280
Congratulations. Thank you. You have no
idea how good it is to hear your voice.

1293
02:12:57,420 --> 02:13:01,240
I have so much to tell you the next time
I see you, Bruce. You were right, okay?

1294
02:13:01,300 --> 02:13:02,259
And I didn't listen.

1295
02:13:02,260 --> 02:13:05,840
And things did get very, very weird. But
I put everything back, I promise.

1296
02:13:06,400 --> 02:13:07,400
I'm pulling up now.

1297
02:13:08,780 --> 02:13:09,780
Oh, great.

1298
02:13:18,200 --> 02:13:25,160
Who the fuck

1299
02:13:25,160 --> 02:13:26,160
is this?

1300
02:13:28,340 --> 02:13:29,380
Hey, Barry.

1301
02:13:30,540 --> 02:13:37,100
No, where's... You're... No, you
can't... You're

1302
02:13:37,100 --> 02:13:38,460
not... Batman?

1303
02:13:41,180 --> 02:13:42,180
What's wrong with you?

1304
02:22:35,630 --> 02:22:38,770
I told you, it's my metabolism, right? I
can't get drunk.

1305
02:22:39,250 --> 02:22:40,570
I can't get drunk either.

1306
02:22:40,870 --> 02:22:42,110
Listen, listen.

1307
02:22:42,370 --> 02:22:46,090
No, no, no. What I'm trying to explain,
as simply as I possibly can, I promise,

1308
02:22:46,310 --> 02:22:48,490
they were all Batman. They were all
Bruce Wayne.

1309
02:22:48,710 --> 02:22:53,190
But each of them was a completely
different person. So on the other line

1310
02:22:53,190 --> 02:22:54,169
Time line.

1311
02:22:54,170 --> 02:22:55,170
I'm the same guy.

1312
02:22:55,390 --> 02:23:00,230
Yeah, actually, pretty much. You're
lovable, furry, loyal, motivated by

1313
02:23:00,830 --> 02:23:01,950
All right, listen.

1314
02:23:02,710 --> 02:23:05,250
Thank you for making it more simpler for
me, Mr.

1315
02:23:05,470 --> 02:23:06,630
Simplemore. I'm doing my best.

1316
02:23:07,130 --> 02:23:13,050
Look, you're missing the larger premise
here. In my timeline, when I... All

1317
02:23:13,050 --> 02:23:14,990
right, come on.

1318
02:23:15,890 --> 02:23:18,590
Hup, hup, Rosita. All right, come on.

1319
02:23:18,970 --> 02:23:20,370
I thought you were going to sleep on the
couch.

1320
02:23:21,650 --> 02:23:23,250
Arthur, I live right here.

1321
02:23:23,530 --> 02:23:24,530
Harry.

1322
02:23:25,310 --> 02:23:26,390
I live right here.

1323
02:23:32,439 --> 02:23:33,720
Okay. Oh, hey.

1324
02:23:35,300 --> 02:23:36,300
More beer.

1325
02:23:37,120 --> 02:23:38,120
Go fast.

1326
02:23:38,340 --> 02:23:39,059
Oh, here!

1327
02:23:39,060 --> 02:23:40,060
Here.

1328
02:23:41,440 --> 02:23:42,440
I got this.

1329
02:23:43,500 --> 02:23:45,160
Arthur, this is Atlantean treasure.

1330
02:23:45,440 --> 02:23:46,440
You told him that.

1331
02:23:47,660 --> 02:23:50,520
Got enough money for the sailor shooter.

1332
02:23:50,780 --> 02:23:52,880
Yep. I'm a sailor. You're a sailor.