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Hey. Are you two free on Saturday?

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Well, I am, and I think Olivia is, too,

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so, yes, we're free.

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Free, free as birds.

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Totally unencumbered
by schedule or any formal duty.

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Oh, great.

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- Idiot.
- Hmm?

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Now she's gonna want
a ride to the airport

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or help painting her apartment.

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Oh, God, I just hope it isn't...

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- I'm in a play.
- [GASPS] Oh!

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Yeah. I'm so glad you guys can come.

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You sure you don't need
a ride to the airport?

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It might be fun.
What's the play about, Eve?

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Still figuring it out.

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You hear that, Alan?
They're still figuring it out.

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It's a very, very complicated
murder mystery

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that my friend Kiki wrote.

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It almost works.

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- Ah.
- Hmm.

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I play the lead.

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- Oh!
- Oh!

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Detective Erin Murderfinder.

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- Mm.
- Mm.

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While most murder mysteries

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rely on intricate clues
that lead the audience

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to a satisfying ending,

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ours comes out of nowhere.

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And we don't technically
solve the murder.

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It's not a good play.

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And will Freddy and Frasier
at least be there?

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No. [LAUGHS] No.

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No, they've done so much for me.

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I-I can't put them through that.

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Can't wait for Saturday.

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If I kill you now,
I could be in jail by Saturday.

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Sounds like a plan.

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Get me out of it as well.

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[LAUGHING]

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Wow, you two are in a good mood.

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Well, it's hard not to be.
I'm spending time with my son,

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colleagues and friends.

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For the first time in my life,
I can say that

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Frasier Crane wants for nothing.

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Aw, that's too bad.

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I had somebody in mind that
I wanted to set you up with.

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I can be ready in five minutes.

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Good for you, Frasier.

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Always admired your
dewy-eyed optimism, you know.

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Even though love's been
punching you in the face

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for the last, what, three decades.

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[CHUCKLES] Well, I think that's

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- not a fair characterization...
- No, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, we're very proud of you.

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Really, the way you've lurched

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from one failed marriage to another.

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I mean, I've lost count.
It must be, what, three?

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- Two, technically.
- Thank you, Freddy.

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Yeah, the third one he just
got left at the altar, so...

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I admit I may have had several
rough patches in the past,

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I may have had a tendency
to get in my own way,

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but that's all behind me now.

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Just hope there's
enough time left for me to

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still find true love.

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Aw, come on, Dad,
just giving you a hard time.

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You're still a young man.
You're-you're a catch.

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Any woman would be lucky to have you.

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You know, Professor Salazar
in the linguistics department

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has her eye on you.

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Isn't she the one
who had three husbands die

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under mysterious circumstances?

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No. No, no, no. The third one
hasn't been found yet.

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He's only presumed dead.

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You know, she's awfully good looking.

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- Dad.
- All right, I'm sorry.

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It's been a while.

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Don't worry, I am a great matchmaker.

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Uh, Dad, a quick word of
warning, if Eve does set you up,

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she doesn't have the best track record.

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What are you talking about?

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The last woman
you set me up with was a dud.

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She won an Olympic medal.

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Bronze. [SCOFFS]

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If you even call that winning.

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[LAUGHS] Bronze.

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The Dartmouth of medals.

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Okay, this is not on me, Freddy,
this is on you.

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Every time Freddy gets set up on a date,

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he ends up talking himself out of it

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once he learns anything about them.

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You know, Frederick,
I hate to diagnose you...

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You know that's not true.

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My point is, perhaps
you're having trouble

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connecting with people
because you have a fear

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of emotional vulnerability.

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- Well, that's possible.
- Yes, I mean,

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after all, you are a terrific young man.

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Any woman's dream come true.

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Couldn't agree more.

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I prefer a bit more meat
on the bones, but...

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Guys, I'm not afraid of being
emotionally vulnerable.

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Prove it. I know somebody
who's perfect for you.

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Okay, what's her name?

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Mm-mm. No.
You don't get any information.

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I'm not giving you the chance
to talk yourself out of it.

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It's a true blind date.

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Gosh, I...

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I love that.

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The only thing you know for sure

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is that this-this could be
your soulmate.

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Yes, please, Eve,
I'd like the same treatment.

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No information.

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Great. Okay. I'll set you both up.

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This is gonna be so fun.

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And what about me, Eve?

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Any nibbles for old Alan?
My type's a sort of

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strict, disappointed schoolmarm.

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I will keep an eye out.

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Do. And if you see her,

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just let her know that Alan's
been a very cheeky boy.

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[DONIZETTI'S LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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[KNOCKING]

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Hello. You must be Eve's friend.

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I am. June Patrick.

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- Please, come in.
- Thank you.

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June. Here, let me take your coat.

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You know, a much smarter man
than I once wrote,

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"Spring being a tough act to follow,

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God created June."

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I bet you say that to all the Junes.

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And the occasional May.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

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I'm Frasier Crane. How do you do?

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I'm good, thanks.

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Come on, I know who you are.

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[GASPS] Are these
Christian Lacroix pillows?

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Indeed they are.
Bit early in the evening

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for pillow talk, though, isn't it?

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And the music...

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Lucia di Lammermoor by Donizetti?

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Tell me I'm good.

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You are very good.

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[CHUCKLING]
May I get you a glass of wine?

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Yeah, sure, crack open a box.

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I'm kidding. I don't really
think you buy boxed wine.

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Your Steinway has its own alcove.

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You get me. [CHUCKLES]

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I'm rich.

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Oh, hi.

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I'm Freddy, you must be Eve's friend.

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I am. June.

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Hi. S-Sorry to barge in like this.

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Uh, went to extra innings,
I expected to be back earlier.

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I hope you won. I don't talk to losers.

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Oh, we won. Trust me.

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Despite my four errors.

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- You a baseball fan?
- Are you kidding?

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There's nothing better
than going to a Sox game

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full of hope and joy,

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getting emotionally wrecked
for nine innings,

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and then drowning my sorrows
over at Yancy's.

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- On Blaine Street.
- Yes.

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Did you ever get the number six?

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- It's disgusting.
- Disgusting.

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- That cheap American cheese.
- Four kinds of salami.

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- There's way too much mayo.
- Grease for days.

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I love it so much.

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It's the only time I'm truly happy.

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I'm just gonna drop this off.
Can I get you a glass of wine?

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Oh, thanks, but your dad's getting it.

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Ah. Of course he is.

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Fancy music playing, wine's flowing.

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Tell you something, Frasier
Crane is quite the entertainer.

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♪ June is busting out all over. ♪

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You must get that all the time.

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Oh, yeah. Construction guys

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constantly screaming that at me.

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[CHUCKLES]

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I'm cooking an ossobuco tonight.

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I thought a Montepulciano
might be the perfect pairing.

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It's a bit, uh, clichéd, I think, maybe?

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Sounds like a perfect match.

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Well, hopefully it's not the
only perfect match this evening.

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I'll be right back.

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So... what do we think?

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[SIGHS] I worry it's too chic.

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Good eye.

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It's fresh in from Paris,
they're calling it a "shirt."

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Ah.

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See my dad got you that wine,

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I'm pretty sure I also
heard show tunes, so...

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I'm just gonna go see
what his plans are.

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Oh, uh, how does Italian sound?

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It-a sounds-a like-a this-a.

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God, I am so sorry, that was awful.

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No, that's okay. Remember,
I had four errors tonight.

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That was just your first.

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I deserve that.

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Could you grab me a glass of water?

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Sure.

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Did you say something?

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Oh, just that I'd love a glass of water.

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Ah. Of course. But a moment.

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All right, here you go.

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- Oh.
- Tap okay?

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Yeah. I'm not some fancy pants
who needs sparkling.

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[FREDDY CHUCKLES]

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Sparkling water for a sparkling lady.

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How did you do that?

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Freddy got it for me.

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He just ducked into the kitchen.

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Oh, well, I'll just go say hello.

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You said my dad was in there?

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Yeah, he just went in.

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Ah. [CHUCKLES]

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All right, what the hell is going on?

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Freddy?

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You're here.

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Uh, this is a little bit
awkward... I have plans.

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Oh, yeah, no, same.

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The girl Eve set me up with is here

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and she's incredible.

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- Your date's tonight?
- Yeah.

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So is mine.

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And I must say, we are clicking

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like a couple of frisky cicadas.

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Nice, Dad. Yeah, so are we.

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Oh, the Crane Boys has got it going on!

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Oh... Sorry, uh...

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[CHUCKLES] Sorry, I'm...

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I'm actually staying in tonight

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because I'm-I'm cooking
an Italian classic.

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Oh, yeah, no, th-that's fine.
And also kind of funny...

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we're headed out for Italian.

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Yes, that is funny.
Well, where's your date?

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Oh, she's on the couch having
a glass of wine. Where's yours?

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On the couch, having a glass of wine.

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I can't wait for Italian.

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_

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Seems to be a little bit
of a misunderstanding.

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Sure does.

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Where are you planning on
waiting for your date...

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upstairs, in your bedroom?

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What?

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Are you out of your mind?
June is clearly my date.

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Don't you think she's
just a bit refined for you?

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Uh, no.

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Don't you think you're
a little too refined for her?

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All right, there's one way
to figure this out.

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Let's just call Eve and ask her.

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Yeah, okay.

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[BRITISH ACCENT]: Well, well, well.

254
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:07,607
Quite the sticky wicket
we've found ourselves in, innit?

255
00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:12,481
The only bloke with an airtight alibi

256
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,556
is the butler.

257
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:19,227
[THUDDING]

258
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,406
Oh, sorry, I forgot. I cut act two.

259
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,888
Oh, this play is so unrealistic.

260
00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,572
Why isn't that butler wearing gloves?

261
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:33,783
I wish I had a knife in my back.

262
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,070
She didn't pick up.

263
00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,333
God, why would Eve set us both up

264
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,900
on blind dates on the same night?

265
00:10:39,943 --> 00:10:41,162
Maybe she assumed we were smart enough

266
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,598
to figure it out for ourselves.

267
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,078
This is just getting silly.

268
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,688
I'm gonna go ask June
who she's here for.

269
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,690
No, no, no, no, no.
We're in too deep for that.

270
00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:49,910
It'll be obvious we both thought
we were on a date with her.

271
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,426
Which is weird.

272
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:53,426
Good point.

273
00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:55,263
You go from charming father

274
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,004
offering a drink to his son's date

275
00:10:57,047 --> 00:11:00,529
to deviant lothario trying
to steal his son's date.

276
00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,445
I'm not in love with that coloring.

277
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,274
Look, we're both
waiting for dates. Right?

278
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:08,058
So the other date should
be here any minute,

279
00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,973
at which point it should be
obvious which date is for which.

280
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:11,780
"Whose date is for whom."

281
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,196
Seriously?

282
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:16,937
Frederick, a stressful situation
does not warrant

283
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,156
a loosening on the reins of grammar.

284
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:23,204
The fact that you're still
single boggles the mind.

285
00:11:23,911 --> 00:11:26,424
We're both intelligent men.
I'm sure we can solve this puzzle.

286
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:28,513
Right, let's just go talk to June,

287
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,906
and I'm sure she'll give us some clues

288
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,212
as to who Eve set her up with.

289
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,127
- "Figure out with whom..."
- Stop it.

290
00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,566
Sorry, just responding to a friend.

291
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:40,743
"Date is going well so far.

292
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:45,313
Having a lot of fun with F-R..."

293
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,793
Oh, it auto-filled.

294
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,839
By the way, I was just
admiring this piece.

295
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,058
Oh, yes, that's one of my favorites,

296
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,407
it's... David Cronin.

297
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:55,018
I studied art history at Columbia.

298
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,673
Philosophy didn't seem useless enough.

299
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,285
[CHUCKLES]
Well, so, a fellow Ivy Leaguer.

300
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,766
Seems you and I
have quite a bit in common.

301
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,420
Oh. How fun.

302
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:07,814
I was actually recruited
to play softball,

303
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,033
although most of the pitchers I faced

304
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,513
were filled with Heineken.

305
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:14,255
Ah, so you could say
you were more interested

306
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,648
in sports and beer.

307
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,041
Feels like we have even more in common.

308
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,372
[CHUCKLES]

309
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:20,827
You know, if you like
the Cronin so much,

310
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,785
why don't you check out the piece

311
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:25,179
on that easel there by the piano?

312
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,137
All right, Frederick, Frederick,
sit down next to me.

313
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,096
All right.

314
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,620
Whoever she sits next to
is the one she likes.

315
00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:37,575
That's pretty smart.

316
00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:39,497
Remind me, did you go
to an Ivy League school?

317
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,109
It came up naturally.

318
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:45,895
June, why don't you come and join us?

319
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,550
Uh, we were just discussing, um...

320
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,730
Uh, celebrity crushes.

321
00:12:50,774 --> 00:12:53,816
Yeah, is-is there a kind of guy
you tend to lean towards?

322
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,819
Ah... Well, I love Liam Hemsworth.

323
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,647
He's got that cute,

324
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,476
- boyish thing going on, you know?
- FREDDY: Mm-hmm.

325
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,517
But you can't go wrong with
a Kevin Costner type either.

326
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:10,877
June, uh, why don't you...
come sit down?

327
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,142
[FREDDY CLEARS THROAT]

328
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,362
Oh. [CHUCKLING]

329
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:19,973
[ALL LAUGHING]

330
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,410
- That's cozy, isn't it? That's...
- Yeah.

331
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,108
- Now I'm gonna check on dinner.
- I forgot my wine.

332
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,850
Seriously? You think you're Costner?

333
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,418
More realistic than you
fancying yourself a Hemsworth.

334
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,637
I've seen your calendar, Mr. July.

335
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,337
It's the closest you'll ever
get to disrobing near a June.

336
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,953
I got to say, I have no idea
what the hell's going on out there.

337
00:13:40,996 --> 00:13:43,213
Yes, I feel the same way. It's like I'm

338
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,955
nine years old again, reading
Kafka for the first time.

339
00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,611
How do we not know who she's here for?

340
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,831
Oh, we know.

341
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,486
- Excuse me?
- By your own admission,

342
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,966
you are not emotionally available

343
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,315
and June is just like me...

344
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,795
she wears her heart on her sleeve.

345
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,405
[LAUGHS]: Dad, come on.

346
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:04,786
I mean, June is-is fantastic
and you're...

347
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,585
...well...

348
00:14:08,164 --> 00:14:09,892
also fantastic,

349
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,939
just a slightly more advanced category

350
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,854
of fantastic.

351
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,552
So that's how you see me, then?

352
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,859
My glory days behind me,

353
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,992
a retired show pony milling about,

354
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:25,081
chewing cud in a pasture,

355
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,344
one broken leg away from the cold shock

356
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,894
of the farmer's shotgun?

357
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,274
See? You get it.

358
00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:37,920
So, do you guys hang out a lot together?

359
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,946
Probably more than we should.

360
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,751
Which I love. I...

361
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,275
June, I-I kind of pride myself on

362
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:48,148
connecting, emotionally, with people.

363
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,976
My dad and I couldn't be closer.

364
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,500
Right, Dad? Hey, Dad?

365
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:54,023
Love you.

366
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,722
Aw, that is so sweet.

367
00:14:58,192 --> 00:14:59,802
Almost saccharine.

368
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,640
So what do you guys do for fun?

369
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,178
Laser tag.

370
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,296
Wow.

371
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,602
Really?

372
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,169
You know, I like to keep active.

373
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,954
You know, good for the soul,
good for the body.

374
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,938
Keeps me full of vim and vigor.

375
00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,263
Vim and vigor.

376
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,221
Picking up that
old laser tag lingo, huh?

377
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,094
[KNOCKING]

378
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,747
You guys expecting company?

379
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,053
One of us is.

380
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,926
Frederick, will you join me?

381
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,148
Now, we both know
the woman behind this door

382
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,237
is clearly here for me
or clearly here for you,

383
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,326
and I think we both know who it is.

384
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,246
I'm looking for Frasier.

385
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:48,164
I'm Ida. Eve said you've got
just what I need?

386
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,210
Yes, Ida, please, uh,
come in, won't you?

387
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,125
Uh, will you excuse us
for just a second?

388
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,387
All right, but be quick.

389
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,396
I'm not gonna live forever.

390
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,274
Oh, dear God.

391
00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:01,961
Who do you think she's here for?

392
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,877
This must be some kind of a mistake.

393
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,836
I mean, for God's sake,
she's old enough to be my...

394
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,316
Sister?

395
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,840
How dare you?

396
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,320
Oh, come on, Pops.

397
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,844
Imagine how refined she is.

398
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,368
But I should go, I don't want

399
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,979
- to keep my date waiting.
- Mm-hmm.

400
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,025
Ida, come join me
in the kitchen, will you?

401
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,461
Oh.

402
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,076
Now, what can I get you, dear?

403
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,078
Milk. And while we're young.

404
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,471
Milk, in-in a wine glass?

405
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,256
What?

406
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,562
Why the heck would the baby
drink milk in a wine glass?

407
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,477
The baby.

408
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:41,652
Keep up!

409
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:42,740
He's almost done with his nap.

410
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,394
He needs milk, but Eve's out.

411
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,830
She said you'd have some.

412
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,397
Right, right, of course, here we are.

413
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,486
- Off you go.
- [GROANING]

414
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,358
I don't need... I don't need
this much. It's just a baby.

415
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,142
It's fine, it's fine, you keep
it. Take as much as you like.

416
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,623
- Here we are. And off you go.
- I know. I understand. Oh!

417
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:57,625
Oh!

418
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,062
That was Eve's babysitter.

419
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,846
Baby needed some milk.

420
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,892
Eve's babysitter.

421
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,025
Yeah, yeah, I know. Ida.

422
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:08,375
We met, like, a month ago
when Eve hired her.

423
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,769
Did I not mention that?

424
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,336
Where is your powder room?

425
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,729
I have a bet with a friend

426
00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:16,731
over whether this place has a bidet.

427
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:18,776
[CHUCKLING]

428
00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:21,065
Who doesn't have a bidet?

429
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,070
- This is insanity.
- Yeah.

430
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,178
A great woman shows up

431
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,962
and suddenly we're acting like idiots?

432
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:34,792
This petty one-upmanship
is beneath us, Dad.

433
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,446
- Hi.
- Hi.

434
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,755
We should call a truce.

435
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,496
Yes, yes, yes, perhaps you're right.

436
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,759
Makes sense. First
sensible thing you've said.

437
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:45,977
Yeah.

438
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,503
- Oh!
- Oh, Dad, your dinner!

439
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,114
Saboteur!

440
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:58,642
My friend set me up with this
firefighter, and he's great.

441
00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:01,123
But his dad is here,

442
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,083
and, weirdly, I think I'm more into him.

443
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,215
I know.

444
00:18:06,736 --> 00:18:08,391
Yes, they have a bidet.

445
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,309
That was a low blow, Frederick.

446
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,311
My ossobuco's not the only thing

447
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,487
that's gone from a simmer to a boil.

448
00:18:17,788 --> 00:18:20,925
Yeah, well, it's okay, Dad, 'cause

449
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,318
I just heard June on the phone and,

450
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,539
while she was here
to go on a date with me,

451
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,845
she prefers you.

452
00:18:31,187 --> 00:18:33,095
What is wrong with me?

453
00:18:33,953 --> 00:18:35,810
Maybe Eve was right.

454
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,850
Maybe I am the problem.

455
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,250
No, you can't believe that, right?

456
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,991
I don't know.

457
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:46,168
Perhaps June can sniff out
the commitment issues.

458
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,170
Well, you're committed to your job.

459
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,655
You're committed to Eve and to John.

460
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,219
You're committed
to rebuilding our relationship.

461
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,656
You're not emotionally
unavailable, you're emotionally

462
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,875
specific about what you're looking for.

463
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,748
I assume you mean "emotionally specific

464
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:03,084
about that for which
I'm looking," but...

465
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,254
You're right, that is obnoxious.

466
00:19:07,631 --> 00:19:09,496
I'm gonna step aside.

467
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,672
From what I can tell, you
and June'll be great together.

468
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,637
Thank you.

469
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,472
You know, I've...

470
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,027
been getting in my own way for so long,

471
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,464
seems the stars
are finally aligned for me.

472
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:24,206
- [CHUCKLES]
- [KNOCKING]

473
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,599
Think your date's here.

474
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:29,168
Oh, you think you're so funny, stars.

475
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,734
Okay, how can I help?

476
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,214
Ooh, wait, don't tell me.

477
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,434
Uh, I'll pretend
to be your personal chef

478
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,175
and set up one dinner out on the balcony

479
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,915
and another in here,
and you can run back and forth

480
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,352
having two dates at once or something.

481
00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:43,530
No. Uh... No.

482
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,186
You know, there was a time when
I would have maybe... No, no.

483
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,798
I-I've lost enough women
doing that sort of silly thing.

484
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,452
I'll just go out there

485
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,236
and tell this young woman,
whoever she is,

486
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,325
that, uh, it's not going
to work out between us.

487
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,022
Thank you.

488
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,245
Just a moment. [CHUCKLES]

489
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,601
Frasier, hi, I'm Siobhan, Eve's friend.

490
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,255
Siobhan. Hi.

491
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,649
Uh, do I smell ossobuco?

492
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,955
Oh, takes me back to my time in Milan.

493
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:20,610
Milan? Uh, what took you there?

494
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:23,787
I was performing at La Scala.
I'm an opera singer.

495
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,099
Is that so?

496
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:34,581
By the way, I hope you don't
mind, I brought sherry.

497
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,757
You know...

498
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,021
why don't we just have this chat
out in the hall here?

499
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:47,028
Freddy, your personal chef idea...

500
00:20:47,071 --> 00:20:49,509
do you think maybe we moved
away from that too quickly?

501
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,076
What?

502
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,644
Well, Siobhan could be the one.

503
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,385
- Wh-Who's Siobhan?
- My date.

504
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,996
- What about June?
- June was meant for you.

505
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,563
Eve clearly saw a connection
between me and Siobhan,

506
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,304
and we should respect that.

507
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,306
Are you kidding me?
You're doing this again?

508
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,829
See, this is your problem.

509
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:07,701
Okay, it's not that love
has passed you by at all.

510
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,007
You got a fantastic woman out
there who's interested in you,

511
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:12,009
but you keep getting in your own way.

512
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,968
Y-You know what you are?

513
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,634
You're your own saboteur.

514
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:18,973
Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh.

515
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,235
Tell you what.

516
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,932
You take June out for dinner

517
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:25,327
and I'll, I'll buy you a
big-screen TV for your bedroom.

518
00:21:25,935 --> 00:21:27,155
What's going on here?

519
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:28,461
[WHISPERING]: Don't worry, Freddy,

520
00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,289
I can still pull this off.

521
00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:34,597
Were you just bribing him
to take me out?

522
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,773
Put on the hat. Put on the hat.

523
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,559
Dad, I'm not putting on the hat.

524
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,518
He wasn't bribing me 'cause
I'm not interested in you,

525
00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,215
it's just that you and my dad
were obviously hitting it off.

526
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:47,741
W-Wait, so you were into June
before I showed up?

527
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,309
A date was literally coming for you,

528
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,136
and you couldn't wait until I arrived?

529
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,705
To be fair, you were a bit tardy.

530
00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:01,276
Siobhan, you want to go grab a drink?

531
00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:03,139
I would love one.

532
00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:09,545
Wait! Wait! Please.

533
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:11,939
I know you're both upset,
and I've behaved

534
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,375
boorishly, like a real cad.

535
00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:16,827
I-I... I would like to apologize to you.

536
00:22:17,441 --> 00:22:19,599
But there's one thing
I have to clear up.

537
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:23,211
You both wanted me?

538
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:31,741
[DOOR CLOSES]

539
00:22:33,755 --> 00:22:35,235
Still got it.

540
00:22:41,506 --> 00:22:45,015
["TOSSED SALADS
AND SCRAMBLED EGGS" PLAYING]

541
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:47,061
FRASIER: Y'all know how this goes.

542
00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,803
♪ Hey, baby,
I hear the blues a-callin' ♪

543
00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:53,807
♪ Tossed salads and scrambled eggs ♪

544
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,028
♪ And maybe I seem a bit confused ♪

545
00:22:58,072 --> 00:23:00,509
Yeah, maybe. But I got you pegged.

546
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:02,555
[CHUCKLES]

547
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,470
♪ But I don't know what to do ♪

548
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:08,691
♪ With those tossed salads
and scrambled eggs ♪

549
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,826
♪ Life's callin' again. ♪

550
00:23:17,091 --> 00:23:19,049
Boston, we love you!