1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:02,716 --> 00:00:04,718 You spoke to Fernando, right? 2 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:05,893 He still has it. 3 00:00:05,909 --> 00:00:07,869 Hasn't it made you uncomfortable? 4 00:00:08,078 --> 00:00:09,162 What happened here? 5 00:00:09,187 --> 00:00:10,689 Well, she stole a pair of jeans. 6 00:00:10,714 --> 00:00:13,583 Crimes like this, they're not hurting anyone. 7 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:16,494 If someone takes an item from the store, 8 00:00:16,519 --> 00:00:18,813 charge my credit card, and then it's not stealing. 9 00:00:18,897 --> 00:00:21,024 Amazing Architecture tagged me. 10 00:00:21,107 --> 00:00:22,609 Now I'm getting all these comments, 11 00:00:22,651 --> 00:00:24,778 and they're saying I'm ripping off Doug Aitkin. 12 00:00:24,861 --> 00:00:27,989 Who cares? He an artist, and you're not. 13 00:00:28,014 --> 00:00:30,225 My homes are art. 14 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:36,056 Why did you do that? 15 00:00:36,081 --> 00:00:39,000 I came here today to ask you to be a consultant 16 00:00:39,042 --> 00:00:40,126 for this show. 17 00:00:40,168 --> 00:00:42,587 And this is for $20,000? 18 00:00:42,629 --> 00:00:45,340 I don't want to force you into anything. 19 00:00:45,382 --> 00:00:48,051 I saw you have a hoop outside. Let's play. 20 00:00:48,134 --> 00:00:50,136 Yeah, I guess I'm free. 21 00:00:50,161 --> 00:00:51,621 I'm gonna go get it, okay? 22 00:00:51,721 --> 00:00:54,849 I was cursed. There's no other way to explain what happened 23 00:00:54,891 --> 00:00:55,964 with my wife. 24 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:58,244 Thank you, by the way, for never inviting me, 25 00:00:58,269 --> 00:01:00,229 not even once, for your Shabbat dinner. 26 00:01:00,271 --> 00:01:01,606 Remember, I'm Jewish. 27 00:01:01,648 --> 00:01:03,817 When you said that you witnessed this, 28 00:01:03,858 --> 00:01:05,979 I didn't realize that you were part of it. 29 00:01:06,004 --> 00:01:08,254 I was trying to get him to remove her. 30 00:01:08,279 --> 00:01:11,533 You wouldn't do anything good if I didn't force you to. 31 00:01:11,574 --> 00:01:15,036 You guys are strong, right? You're gonna survive. 32 00:01:15,078 --> 00:01:17,163 Right? 33 00:01:17,205 --> 00:01:19,207 Next question. 34 00:01:31,386 --> 00:01:34,139 I've heard the same story like, three fucking times. 35 00:01:34,164 --> 00:01:37,042 Y'all are gonna go, "Oh, we're done." 36 00:01:37,142 --> 00:01:38,560 "He's being mean." And then guess what? 37 00:01:38,601 --> 00:01:40,186 Y'all are gonna get back together. 38 00:01:40,228 --> 00:01:42,312 And then one of you is gonna sleep with someone else, 39 00:01:42,355 --> 00:01:43,854 and you're gonna break up again. 40 00:01:43,879 --> 00:01:45,088 Yeah. 41 00:01:45,113 --> 00:01:46,823 Why don't you just accept that? 42 00:01:46,848 --> 00:01:47,975 No, because I already did. 43 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,127 I already slept with Kelsey. 44 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:51,528 I fucked John. 45 00:01:51,553 --> 00:01:52,679 - No. - Yeah, I did. 46 00:01:52,704 --> 00:01:54,205 No, he told me you didn't. 47 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:56,886 - Guys, guys, guys... - Because he's your friend. 48 00:01:56,911 --> 00:01:58,872 No, he doesn't lie to me. 49 00:01:58,955 --> 00:02:00,457 No, John doesn't lie to me. 50 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:29,730 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 51 00:02:39,086 --> 00:02:40,671 - This the place? - Yeah. 52 00:02:40,696 --> 00:02:42,599 My brother was here a couple days ago. 53 00:02:42,624 --> 00:02:44,918 - And you're sure about this? - Yes, I'm sure. Positive. 54 00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:46,461 What, are you gonna chicken out now? 55 00:02:46,544 --> 00:02:49,255 Don't act like you weren't scared an hour ago, pussy. 56 00:02:49,518 --> 00:02:51,228 For real, though. They won't do anything. 57 00:02:51,276 --> 00:02:53,449 My brother took three pairs and sold them online. 58 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:55,720 - It's legit. - Well, let's do this, then. 59 00:02:55,762 --> 00:02:58,306 - Maybe we go in waves? - It doesn't matter. 60 00:02:58,389 --> 00:03:00,558 Let's just go in. 61 00:03:02,519 --> 00:03:04,104 Like a promotion or something? 62 00:03:04,144 --> 00:03:06,231 - I don't know. - Shut up. 63 00:03:06,272 --> 00:03:07,899 Damn. 64 00:03:19,911 --> 00:03:21,620 This place is sick. 65 00:03:21,645 --> 00:03:23,063 Welcome in. 66 00:03:23,331 --> 00:03:25,041 That's what's up. 67 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,668 Are you Indian? 68 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,584 Native, but yeah. 69 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:32,340 What are you doing tonight? 70 00:03:32,423 --> 00:03:34,007 Having dinner with my roommate. 71 00:03:34,092 --> 00:03:35,927 Oh, can I come? 72 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,220 What grade are you in? 73 00:03:41,245 --> 00:03:42,747 So you can just do that? 74 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:44,775 Yeah. I don't give a shit. 75 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,454 Is it like a promo or something? 76 00:03:46,479 --> 00:03:49,274 The landlord is putting it all on her credit card. 77 00:03:49,299 --> 00:03:51,009 She's rich, I guess. 78 00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:53,037 I wish I was rich. 79 00:03:53,062 --> 00:03:54,730 Me, too. 80 00:03:54,755 --> 00:03:55,798 You're not? 81 00:03:55,823 --> 00:03:58,034 Not me. My parents are, though. 82 00:03:58,324 --> 00:04:00,952 - That's a pretty nice chain. - Thank you. 83 00:04:00,977 --> 00:04:02,721 Do you take any for yourself? 84 00:04:02,746 --> 00:04:03,972 Not yet. 85 00:04:03,997 --> 00:04:06,958 I was maybe gonna ask my sister 86 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,335 or someone to get one for me, 87 00:04:09,419 --> 00:04:12,505 but it's kind of weird, because I work here. 88 00:04:12,589 --> 00:04:15,216 Makes sense. What size are you? 89 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,260 I'm pretty thick. 90 00:04:17,302 --> 00:04:19,262 Hell, yeah. I mess with thick girls. 91 00:04:19,345 --> 00:04:22,724 That'll work out. How many is that? 92 00:04:22,906 --> 00:04:24,991 Uh, five. 93 00:04:29,647 --> 00:04:31,499 Say what, give me your number, 94 00:04:31,524 --> 00:04:33,443 because I'm for real about dinner. 95 00:04:33,484 --> 00:04:36,946 Well, I live with my friend and her parents, 96 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:38,531 so you can't come to dinner. 97 00:04:38,556 --> 00:04:40,307 But I'll give you my number. 98 00:04:40,332 --> 00:04:41,940 Maybe we could do Cliffs? 99 00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:43,091 I'd be down. 100 00:04:43,453 --> 00:04:45,038 I mean, do you want these jeans or not? 101 00:04:45,079 --> 00:04:46,414 I don't know. 102 00:04:46,497 --> 00:04:48,182 I just want to see you, too. 103 00:04:48,207 --> 00:04:49,835 Me, too. 104 00:04:49,860 --> 00:04:51,779 Wait, how many jeans are those? 105 00:04:52,086 --> 00:04:54,172 - Six? - Okay. 106 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,217 Fernando, hi. 107 00:05:36,242 --> 00:05:38,119 Hi, is everything okay? 108 00:05:38,144 --> 00:05:40,188 I thought you guys were here to clean shit up. 109 00:05:40,213 --> 00:05:41,506 We are. 110 00:05:41,531 --> 00:05:43,571 We are. I'm sorry... 111 00:05:43,596 --> 00:05:44,753 What is this referring to? 112 00:05:44,785 --> 00:05:46,620 The thieves. The whole jeans shit. 113 00:05:46,645 --> 00:05:48,660 Okay, Fernando, 114 00:05:48,685 --> 00:05:52,563 why don't you just come in and we can explain all of that? 115 00:05:52,605 --> 00:05:54,399 - Just the three of us. - I don't need this. 116 00:05:54,482 --> 00:05:56,442 You guys are trying to get me in trouble or something. 117 00:05:56,484 --> 00:06:00,488 No, no. Please, please, just come in and we can talk. 118 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:02,907 Just you. Just him. Just him. 119 00:06:02,991 --> 00:06:05,326 Please, Fernando. Please. 120 00:06:05,410 --> 00:06:08,913 Please? Okay, great. Thank you, thank you. Okay. 121 00:06:17,964 --> 00:06:19,632 Hey, Lily. Lily, hi. 122 00:06:19,716 --> 00:06:22,802 Could you start with our bedroom first, please? 123 00:06:23,511 --> 00:06:25,596 Okay, Fernando. 124 00:06:28,558 --> 00:06:31,561 This situation was all about de-escalation, 125 00:06:31,602 --> 00:06:35,440 and I can see now that that has gotten out of hand. 126 00:06:35,523 --> 00:06:36,941 And it needs to be stopped. 127 00:06:37,025 --> 00:06:41,321 And we are so grateful for your stewardship. 128 00:06:41,362 --> 00:06:44,407 But showing up at our house with guns, 129 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:47,994 is that really the way that we want to handle problems? 130 00:06:48,036 --> 00:06:49,412 It works, doesn't it? 131 00:06:49,495 --> 00:06:51,205 It doesn't. 132 00:06:51,230 --> 00:06:52,534 It's inappropriate. 133 00:06:52,559 --> 00:06:54,600 Don't tell me what the fuck is inappropriate. 134 00:06:54,625 --> 00:06:57,003 - Hey! - Listen. Shut up and listen. 135 00:06:57,028 --> 00:06:58,089 Buddy... 136 00:06:58,114 --> 00:06:59,157 I'm gonna handle my business 137 00:06:59,182 --> 00:07:00,620 however the fuck I want to handle that shit. 138 00:07:00,645 --> 00:07:02,980 - Quit it, okay? - Or what? 139 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:04,548 Or what? There's gonna be consequences. 140 00:07:04,573 --> 00:07:07,697 - Take your hand from your gun. - I ain't afraid of consequences. 141 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:09,526 I'm tired of these fucking gangbangers, 142 00:07:09,551 --> 00:07:11,094 thieves coming to steal. 143 00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:12,579 You know what the fuck that is? 144 00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:15,855 That's cancer, and you guys brought that shit. 145 00:07:16,814 --> 00:07:19,275 It's a petty misdemeanor, Fernando. 146 00:07:19,317 --> 00:07:22,195 It's hurting no one. Who is it hurting? 147 00:07:26,828 --> 00:07:28,454 Can I use your bathroom? 148 00:07:29,577 --> 00:07:31,204 - No. - No. 149 00:07:34,626 --> 00:07:37,629 Why are you with these men, Fernando? 150 00:07:37,654 --> 00:07:39,729 These men? These men are my fucking brothers. 151 00:07:39,754 --> 00:07:43,674 Hey, you can use our bathroom, okay? 152 00:07:49,222 --> 00:07:51,599 I was ready to take a bullet for you. 153 00:07:51,624 --> 00:07:54,252 What are you talking about? 154 00:07:54,277 --> 00:07:56,070 They weren't gonna fucking do anything. 155 00:07:56,095 --> 00:07:57,847 - Shh! Shh! - They're cowards. 156 00:08:01,943 --> 00:08:05,488 How much have we been charged total for those jeans? 157 00:08:05,571 --> 00:08:08,282 Roughly $14,000-ish. 158 00:08:08,307 --> 00:08:10,237 I know, I know that it's too mu... 159 00:08:10,262 --> 00:08:12,678 I know that we need to put a stop to it. 160 00:08:12,703 --> 00:08:15,503 I understand. I just expected more from people. 161 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:16,780 You know? 162 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:20,511 Maybe this is all happening for a reason. 163 00:08:20,753 --> 00:08:22,922 What does that mean? 164 00:08:23,798 --> 00:08:25,341 - I don't know. - You know what? 165 00:08:25,366 --> 00:08:27,735 I think we should just tell Dougie to shoot 166 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,887 whatever he needs to shoot in the stores, 167 00:08:29,929 --> 00:08:32,723 and then we just... We starting charging them rent. 168 00:08:32,765 --> 00:08:34,434 That's what we'll do. 169 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,853 If we charge them rent, they're gonna leave. 170 00:08:36,878 --> 00:08:38,838 They'll shut down. They're not having customers... 171 00:08:38,871 --> 00:08:41,290 We need to get this show on the air. 172 00:08:41,315 --> 00:08:42,659 We need to get this show on the air, 173 00:08:42,684 --> 00:08:46,647 and then it'll grow organically from there, okay? 174 00:08:46,946 --> 00:08:49,407 But what about Fernando? I mean, we promised him a job. 175 00:08:49,449 --> 00:08:52,452 Oh, my God, I'm not thinking about that right now. 176 00:08:52,535 --> 00:08:56,247 But his mom and everything. 177 00:08:59,018 --> 00:09:00,352 His mom? 178 00:09:02,348 --> 00:09:03,771 Oh, Ashy. 179 00:09:03,796 --> 00:09:07,008 Oh, you're so sweet. 180 00:09:07,065 --> 00:09:08,971 Oh, wow. 181 00:09:08,996 --> 00:09:11,499 Nice to meet you. Who's this? 182 00:09:11,814 --> 00:09:12,857 Who's this? 183 00:09:12,882 --> 00:09:14,557 You care about people so much. 184 00:09:14,582 --> 00:09:16,000 You're such an angel. 185 00:09:17,351 --> 00:09:18,686 Good! 186 00:09:18,728 --> 00:09:21,105 You'd better quit it, mister! 187 00:09:21,147 --> 00:09:23,316 There'll be consequences! Oh! 188 00:09:46,297 --> 00:09:48,485 Hey, you're good with me for the day? 189 00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:49,817 - Yeah, yeah. - You don't need anything? 190 00:09:49,842 --> 00:09:51,677 No, no, it's probably better you're gone anyway. 191 00:09:51,702 --> 00:09:53,245 I'm gonna go pretty hard, so... 192 00:09:54,639 --> 00:09:56,516 You're sending a camera with me tonight, though? 193 00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:58,309 - Oh, for Cara? Yeah, sure. - All right. 194 00:09:58,334 --> 00:10:00,670 You're sure you don't want to come to that? 195 00:10:01,210 --> 00:10:02,712 Yeah, I'm good. 196 00:10:02,737 --> 00:10:04,155 Okay. 197 00:10:05,733 --> 00:10:08,486 - All right, good luck. - All right, thank you. 198 00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:10,196 See you. 199 00:10:11,965 --> 00:10:16,620 Ash-man! Hey, that's good. Don't make him look too good. Alright? 200 00:10:17,792 --> 00:10:19,126 Where's that photo? 201 00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:21,271 - Oh. - Thank you. 202 00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:23,292 How are you feeling? 203 00:10:23,334 --> 00:10:24,961 - Good. - Yeah? 204 00:10:25,044 --> 00:10:27,604 All right, we got a lot to cover, so I hope you're ready. 205 00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:29,005 It's gonna be a little marathon. 206 00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:30,990 - Is that good? - That's great. 207 00:10:31,015 --> 00:10:32,767 Yeah. So I'm excited. 208 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,029 All right! So let's clear the frame. 209 00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:37,181 - Let's do it. - Let's roll everything. 210 00:10:37,223 --> 00:10:40,017 So, I've been looking through the footage, 211 00:10:40,059 --> 00:10:41,852 you know, as we're putting a cut together. 212 00:10:41,936 --> 00:10:46,110 And, uh, you and Whit are, like, the perfect couple. 213 00:10:46,135 --> 00:10:48,150 Fairy-tale romance, you know? 214 00:10:48,192 --> 00:10:52,154 You just feel it. It's really... It's really beautiful. 215 00:10:52,238 --> 00:10:53,906 And I got to ask... 216 00:10:54,949 --> 00:10:57,368 What do you love most about Whitney? 217 00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:02,290 Well, where do I even start? I mean... 218 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:05,464 She's... kind. 219 00:11:05,668 --> 00:11:08,212 Thoughtful. Intelligent. 220 00:11:08,296 --> 00:11:12,341 She's the most selfless person I've ever met. 221 00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:13,581 Uh... 222 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,901 just everything she does is so... 223 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,345 true and pure. 224 00:11:19,932 --> 00:11:23,978 It's like she has a connection with the universe or something. 225 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:25,563 Uh... 226 00:11:25,646 --> 00:11:27,064 she just knows. 227 00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:29,317 And I feel lucky 228 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,569 to stand in her shadow. 229 00:11:31,652 --> 00:11:35,114 So, would you say she's a better person than you? 230 00:11:35,156 --> 00:11:36,490 Yeah. 231 00:11:36,574 --> 00:11:37,992 Yeah, definitely. 232 00:11:38,242 --> 00:11:40,786 Could you say that back to me as a sentence? 233 00:11:40,828 --> 00:11:43,372 She's a better person than me. 234 00:11:43,397 --> 00:11:44,690 Who's "she"? 235 00:11:44,715 --> 00:11:47,010 Whitney is a better person than me. 236 00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:50,254 That's great. That's great. 237 00:11:50,296 --> 00:11:51,589 Um... 238 00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:53,507 so... 239 00:11:54,717 --> 00:11:56,177 let's say... 240 00:11:57,136 --> 00:12:00,431 what would your life be like without her? 241 00:12:01,474 --> 00:12:03,309 You know, upside-down, like crazy. 242 00:12:03,351 --> 00:12:04,727 Crazy world, you know? 243 00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:08,272 Alternate universe, if she left you or something. 244 00:12:11,651 --> 00:12:13,819 I'd have nothing. 245 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,713 So, um, Asher. 246 00:12:32,797 --> 00:12:37,253 Why don't we talk about the speakers in the houses. Right? 247 00:12:37,595 --> 00:12:39,722 "The Asher Special," I like to call it. 248 00:12:40,346 --> 00:12:42,515 Yeah. I mean, um... 249 00:12:42,598 --> 00:12:43,974 Well, they're bezel-less, 250 00:12:44,016 --> 00:12:47,937 so they're completely flush with the ceilings or the floors. 251 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:52,066 And, um, you can paint over them and, you know, 252 00:12:52,108 --> 00:12:55,152 that doesn't affect the sound whatsoever. 253 00:12:55,194 --> 00:12:57,196 Yeah. We're talking good sound, right? 254 00:12:57,238 --> 00:13:00,491 You're fully submerged in sound, yeah. 255 00:13:00,533 --> 00:13:02,993 I love that. I'm liking this house. 256 00:13:03,077 --> 00:13:04,787 How many speakers are we talking? 257 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,414 11. 258 00:13:06,497 --> 00:13:08,151 Plus a subwoofer. 259 00:13:08,176 --> 00:13:09,344 11 what? 260 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:13,546 There are 11 speakers, plus a subwoofer in this house. 261 00:13:14,547 --> 00:13:16,006 Say it more proud. 262 00:13:16,048 --> 00:13:19,885 There are 11 speakers, plus a subwoofer in this house. 263 00:13:19,927 --> 00:13:21,823 This militia comes to my door 264 00:13:21,848 --> 00:13:23,016 with guns. 265 00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:25,106 - Guns? - Yes. 266 00:13:25,516 --> 00:13:27,101 - Whoa. - And why? 267 00:13:27,184 --> 00:13:30,020 Because of my activism in the community. 268 00:13:30,104 --> 00:13:31,856 That is so crazy. 269 00:13:31,939 --> 00:13:34,692 They're out of green chili. That's a first. 270 00:13:35,735 --> 00:13:37,737 Wait, where are you right now? 271 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:41,991 Uh, I'm at, uh, Cochinita Grande. 272 00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:44,618 I'm literally two blocks from you. 273 00:13:44,702 --> 00:13:46,620 I'll just come by. I love that place. 274 00:13:46,704 --> 00:13:47,788 I'm starving. 275 00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,248 Okay. I'm with a friend. 276 00:13:49,273 --> 00:13:51,346 Great. Okay, see you in a sec. 277 00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:53,331 Okay, see you in a sec. 278 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,913 See you in a sec? Was that her? 279 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,023 Mm-hmm. 280 00:13:59,048 --> 00:14:00,633 I'm excited to meet her. 281 00:14:00,658 --> 00:14:02,706 Maybe she'll want to pay me, too, 282 00:14:02,731 --> 00:14:03,857 for some of my wisdom, 283 00:14:03,882 --> 00:14:05,384 - don't you think? - Stop. 284 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,520 When the owl does his last hoo-hoo 285 00:14:08,545 --> 00:14:11,673 and the cow does his last moo-moo, 286 00:14:11,896 --> 00:14:13,981 that's when a dove does his last quack-quack. 287 00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:19,320 Do not do that voice when she's here. 288 00:14:19,361 --> 00:14:21,447 Is she gonna have lunch with us, too? 289 00:14:21,489 --> 00:14:23,729 I thought it was just gonna be the two of us. 290 00:14:23,754 --> 00:14:25,673 - It'll be quick. Be nice. - All right. 291 00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:28,788 I'm always nice. What are you talking about? 292 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:30,189 Hi! 293 00:14:31,285 --> 00:14:32,698 Oh, let me go order. 294 00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:34,683 Oh, have some tacos. 295 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,159 I have, like, so much. 296 00:14:36,295 --> 00:14:37,797 - You sure? - Yeah, help yourself. 297 00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:39,673 - I have a lot. - Thank you. I'll Venmo you. 298 00:14:39,757 --> 00:14:41,091 - This is Brett. - Hi, Brett. 299 00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:43,594 Oh, wait. What I was telling you. 300 00:14:43,636 --> 00:14:46,931 Okay, so these guys come with guns 301 00:14:46,972 --> 00:14:48,641 because they're upset 302 00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:51,143 at what is basically an urban art piece 303 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:55,773 that's making a statement on prosecuting petty theft. 304 00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:58,692 I've been working with Iosheka Jeans, you know? 305 00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:00,069 - Mm-hmm. - And, um, 306 00:15:00,152 --> 00:15:02,696 they were calling the cops on people for stealing jeans. 307 00:15:02,738 --> 00:15:04,740 And I was like, "We are not doing that anymore." 308 00:15:04,782 --> 00:15:06,700 - Laws make criminals. - Right. 309 00:15:06,742 --> 00:15:10,830 And we need to really decide who we allow 310 00:15:10,913 --> 00:15:12,540 to make those laws. 311 00:15:12,623 --> 00:15:13,874 - Yeah. - You know? 312 00:15:13,916 --> 00:15:15,334 Yeah, totally. 313 00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:19,839 I give thanks for this burrito that I'm about to consume. 314 00:15:19,922 --> 00:15:22,633 You fought the good fight to be where you are today, 315 00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:24,093 here on this plate. 316 00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:27,837 May your spirit be free as I eat your delicious body. 317 00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:32,245 Rest now, and join your brothers and sisters in the next life. 318 00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,396 Aho. 319 00:15:33,769 --> 00:15:34,854 That was weird. 320 00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:38,524 Uh, I talked to Vivi, and he's very cool with cameras. 321 00:15:38,607 --> 00:15:40,109 And are you okay with it? 322 00:15:40,192 --> 00:15:42,236 Yeah. I don't have to act, right? 323 00:15:42,278 --> 00:15:43,823 No, nobody has to do anything. 324 00:15:43,848 --> 00:15:46,757 It's just really to get footage of my real life. 325 00:15:46,782 --> 00:15:48,242 You know, just hanging out. 326 00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:51,829 Because there's basically no footage for the show 327 00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:54,373 of my real life outside of Asher. 328 00:15:55,364 --> 00:15:56,406 I have one. 329 00:15:56,612 --> 00:15:59,315 and I just want to share that. You know? 330 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,842 What is this gathering? 331 00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:03,983 Uh, it's this collector. 332 00:16:04,008 --> 00:16:07,720 They're having a little get-together. Marjorie wanted me to go. 333 00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,775 Sometimes you have to put in face time 334 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,511 with people you don't like, because they might buy your art. 335 00:16:17,948 --> 00:16:19,158 Oh. 336 00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:25,446 You know, you are more than welcome to come 337 00:16:25,471 --> 00:16:26,514 if you'd like to. 338 00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:29,501 I mean, if you're comfortable with that sort of thing. 339 00:16:29,526 --> 00:16:31,846 No, no, no, no. It's... It's good. 340 00:16:31,871 --> 00:16:33,665 He hates this kind of thing. 341 00:16:33,996 --> 00:16:38,542 But hate is a passion that often resembles love. 342 00:16:39,154 --> 00:16:40,530 That's beautiful. 343 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:42,173 I will come. 344 00:16:43,557 --> 00:16:45,226 - Great. - Great. 345 00:16:47,843 --> 00:16:50,387 So, if you're tiling the bathroom 346 00:16:50,429 --> 00:16:53,432 and you have to get around a pipe, what do you do? 347 00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:55,358 You cut it. 348 00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:57,373 With what? 349 00:16:57,398 --> 00:16:58,774 A saw. 350 00:16:59,021 --> 00:17:01,273 What kind of saw? 351 00:17:03,775 --> 00:17:04,985 Diamond. 352 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:07,321 Close, but, uh... 353 00:17:07,362 --> 00:17:09,865 - It's not? What type of saw? - No. 354 00:17:09,907 --> 00:17:12,076 Pretty sure it's a wet saw. But, uh... 355 00:17:12,101 --> 00:17:13,767 But you don't need to know that stuff, right? 356 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,930 You have other people who do that stuff for you. 357 00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:17,498 Like Freckle. 358 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,600 I mean, I oversee him. 359 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:23,128 Yeah, but you don't get down and dirty. 360 00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:25,923 You hire people for that. 361 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,507 I have employees who do contract work. 362 00:17:30,479 --> 00:17:31,689 Can you say, 363 00:17:31,714 --> 00:17:34,050 "I hire people to get down and dirty" for me 364 00:17:34,075 --> 00:17:35,577 in a sentence? 365 00:17:36,992 --> 00:17:38,911 Can we take a break? I'm exhausted. 366 00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:42,690 Just say, "I hire people to get down and dirty for me." 367 00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:44,149 It'll be dynamic. It'll be good. 368 00:17:44,233 --> 00:17:46,235 How much longer do we have to go, Dougie? 369 00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:49,029 Fine, fine. Let's go back. Let's go back to you and Whit. 370 00:17:49,071 --> 00:17:50,990 Fairy-tale romance, right? 371 00:17:51,015 --> 00:17:52,808 Came out of nowhere. 372 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,190 Met in Santa Fe? 373 00:17:54,215 --> 00:17:55,549 Mm-hmm. 374 00:17:56,549 --> 00:17:58,138 - Yes. - And, uh, 375 00:17:58,163 --> 00:17:59,432 you're not from here, right? 376 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:01,000 So, what brought you down here? 377 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,085 Well, I got... I was doing... 378 00:18:03,168 --> 00:18:07,214 I got a job doing contract work for a local casino. 379 00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:08,465 But you were... 380 00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:10,843 You were here before that job, right? 381 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,219 Yeah. 382 00:18:14,179 --> 00:18:17,808 And, um, what brought you down here to start with? 383 00:18:18,384 --> 00:18:20,970 A prior relationship. 384 00:18:22,151 --> 00:18:24,487 And, uh, what happened with that? 385 00:18:25,526 --> 00:18:28,028 Nothing happened. It ended. 386 00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:32,657 And, uh, how'd it end? 387 00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:34,717 What does this have to do with the show? 388 00:18:34,742 --> 00:18:37,581 Well, I just figure, like, if she never left you, right, 389 00:18:37,606 --> 00:18:39,138 you'd never have met Whitney 390 00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:40,497 and none of this would be happening. 391 00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:42,332 So just to give people some context. 392 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:44,626 I think it'll be really helpful for people to relate to you, 393 00:18:44,668 --> 00:18:47,588 and you might even be more attractive in that way. 394 00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:51,592 Because, uh, I know it's tough when you're in a relationship 395 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:54,678 and you're more adventurous than the other person. 396 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,013 So... 397 00:18:57,422 --> 00:18:59,633 People are just different. 398 00:18:59,975 --> 00:19:04,063 Sometimes it's not meant to be. 399 00:19:04,146 --> 00:19:05,689 I get that. 400 00:19:07,274 --> 00:19:10,944 Do you know if she's seeing anyone else right now, or...? 401 00:19:11,028 --> 00:19:12,696 I do not. 402 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:21,112 Does the idea of her seeing someone else excite you at all? 403 00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:25,221 Because I know that's kind of what you wanted all along. Right? 404 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:33,592 You want to talk to me about how you might ask a girlfriend 405 00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:38,557 to have sex with another man while you watched? 406 00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:41,910 Because I imagine that'd be 407 00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:45,896 a pretty delicate thing to bring up, right? 408 00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:03,455 Well, I'm never telling you anything again. 409 00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:07,965 It's all right, everybody. 410 00:20:08,377 --> 00:20:10,087 Just kidding. Just kidding. 411 00:20:10,129 --> 00:20:12,422 Just messing around with Asher over here. 412 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:15,460 He doesn't really like to do that kind of stuff. 413 00:20:15,485 --> 00:20:17,028 Right? 414 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,813 - Right? - Fucking idiot. 415 00:20:27,838 --> 00:20:29,632 You want to talk about the lighting? 416 00:20:31,329 --> 00:20:33,248 Very funny. 417 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,394 Oh. I'll see you later. 418 00:20:44,419 --> 00:20:45,754 Yeah, see you. 419 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,878 - You good? - What are you... 420 00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:52,550 What was that? 421 00:20:52,575 --> 00:20:54,077 No, what did you say? 422 00:20:54,631 --> 00:20:58,844 I said you were about to ask me what I was doing tonight. 423 00:21:00,268 --> 00:21:01,436 Uh... 424 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,921 maybe. 425 00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:07,360 Buy me some dinner? 426 00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:11,899 Yeah. 427 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:15,110 Take it easy. Start with dinner, 428 00:21:15,135 --> 00:21:17,011 and then we'll see where things go, okay? 429 00:21:17,789 --> 00:21:20,167 Just keep an open mind. We'll see what happens. 430 00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:22,528 Got to load up on these, because... 431 00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:25,996 come Monday I'm going full Atkins. 432 00:21:28,172 --> 00:21:30,049 Like the diet? 433 00:21:30,074 --> 00:21:31,200 Yup. 434 00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:33,629 Is that thing still around? 435 00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:34,987 Of course it is. 436 00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:36,847 Atkins. You know, the... 437 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,755 The guy died of a heart attack, 438 00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:41,490 and everybody blamed his diet. 439 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,181 But they just kind of change up the name. 440 00:21:44,223 --> 00:21:46,850 Paleo, keto, caveman. 441 00:21:46,892 --> 00:21:47,925 It's all the same. 442 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,918 It's just derivative of his original idea. 443 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:51,528 It's the least I could do, you know? 444 00:21:51,553 --> 00:21:52,596 It's like his legacy. 445 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:54,331 Just the way you looked at me and was like, 446 00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,460 "Oh, Atkins? What?" 447 00:21:56,485 --> 00:21:59,738 It's like, I look at it and I say, "Yes. Atkins." 448 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:02,741 You trying to lose weight or something? 449 00:22:02,824 --> 00:22:04,368 Maintain. 450 00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:07,955 You know, like a lifestyle choice. 451 00:22:12,668 --> 00:22:14,962 This is fun. I needed this. 452 00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:18,924 You want to take me to the room, 453 00:22:19,007 --> 00:22:20,550 or do you want to eat first? 454 00:22:20,592 --> 00:22:22,135 I mean, for real. 455 00:22:22,219 --> 00:22:24,513 Like, you flew across the country for this. 456 00:22:24,538 --> 00:22:26,651 And you're, like, killing yourself every day. 457 00:22:26,676 --> 00:22:28,075 And you're here as a friend. 458 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,851 - Hmm. - And I forget that. 459 00:22:29,893 --> 00:22:33,939 And I, I don't know. I feel like I've taken that for granted. 460 00:22:35,442 --> 00:22:36,735 I appreciate that. 461 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,845 Six months late, but thank you. 462 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,379 I know. 463 00:22:40,404 --> 00:22:41,822 I mean, my instinct is to say, 464 00:22:41,863 --> 00:22:43,782 oh, I was stressed about doing all this show stuff 465 00:22:43,865 --> 00:22:46,368 and changing careers or whatever. 466 00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:50,122 But I don't think that's true. 467 00:22:50,163 --> 00:22:52,457 I did not prioritize this friendship. 468 00:22:52,499 --> 00:22:54,501 And that was shitty of me. 469 00:22:54,584 --> 00:22:56,979 I get it. You're sorry. We're good. 470 00:22:57,004 --> 00:22:58,422 Let's order some food, all right? 471 00:22:58,789 --> 00:23:00,124 Remember when I was homesick 472 00:23:00,149 --> 00:23:01,859 and you guys would include me in your pranks 473 00:23:01,884 --> 00:23:03,511 just to make me feel better? 474 00:23:03,885 --> 00:23:06,179 That's you. That's your instinct. 475 00:23:06,263 --> 00:23:07,472 Can I just get another beer, please? 476 00:23:07,497 --> 00:23:08,706 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 477 00:23:08,731 --> 00:23:10,065 I just feel like I could have been better 478 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,134 about reaching out to you while you've been here. 479 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,828 I've been shitty about it. 480 00:23:14,313 --> 00:23:16,148 It's so embarrassing. 481 00:23:16,173 --> 00:23:17,591 I just asked for a beer and she's like, 482 00:23:17,616 --> 00:23:19,451 "Oh, yeah, I'll get it right for you." 483 00:23:19,476 --> 00:23:22,479 And then she just turns around and she's taking an order now. 484 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,029 - Unreal. - Whatever. Look... 485 00:23:26,054 --> 00:23:28,181 Can I get this beer, please? Thank you. 486 00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:30,887 You're a good friend, okay? For real. 487 00:23:30,912 --> 00:23:32,581 And I'm really happy you're here. 488 00:23:32,664 --> 00:23:36,126 And I'm happy you've been such a good friend to me, okay? 489 00:23:36,168 --> 00:23:38,712 You're a good friend, too. 490 00:23:38,754 --> 00:23:42,132 All right. You know what? Fuck it. 491 00:23:42,174 --> 00:23:44,551 I'm going to Atkins right now. 492 00:23:44,593 --> 00:23:46,511 Thank you so much. 493 00:24:27,315 --> 00:24:28,566 Hi, Whitney. 494 00:24:28,591 --> 00:24:30,343 - Hi! - Hey, great to see you. 495 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:32,407 - Nice to see you. - Yeah. 496 00:24:32,432 --> 00:24:34,393 You should try one of these cookies I made. 497 00:24:34,476 --> 00:24:37,229 Chocolate chip dusted with a little sea salt. 498 00:24:37,312 --> 00:24:39,065 - Yum. - Yeah. You know, 499 00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:41,925 I brought them thinking they'd feed for dessert, 500 00:24:41,950 --> 00:24:43,701 but there's no food here. 501 00:24:43,726 --> 00:24:44,744 Nothing. 502 00:24:44,769 --> 00:24:46,646 You know, you'd think a millionaire 503 00:24:46,671 --> 00:24:49,299 would serve supper to his guests, 504 00:24:49,324 --> 00:24:51,785 but oh, well. 505 00:24:54,621 --> 00:24:56,748 Uh, did I beat Cara here? 506 00:24:56,790 --> 00:25:00,335 No. She's having a discussion with Vivi. 507 00:25:00,377 --> 00:25:01,878 Yeah. 508 00:25:10,429 --> 00:25:11,847 Yeah, I made this plate. 509 00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:14,349 It's one of my favorite plates. I just love it. 510 00:25:14,391 --> 00:25:16,726 - It's beautiful. - Let me show you. 511 00:25:16,768 --> 00:25:20,147 Yeah, it was fired in the salt kiln. 512 00:25:20,188 --> 00:25:21,648 So when the salt hits the plate... 513 00:25:21,673 --> 00:25:23,634 Just as long as we're all clear. 514 00:25:23,659 --> 00:25:26,037 Just as long as we're all clear. 515 00:25:26,062 --> 00:25:27,688 Whitney. 516 00:25:27,713 --> 00:25:30,716 - Hello. - The Whide-ney. 517 00:25:30,953 --> 00:25:33,042 I am ready for my close-up. 518 00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:37,806 Well, they're not here yet, but hold that smile, okay? 519 00:25:37,831 --> 00:25:40,542 And this place is absolutely beautiful. 520 00:25:40,584 --> 00:25:41,979 Who was the architect? 521 00:25:42,004 --> 00:25:43,812 You're speaking to him right now. 522 00:25:43,837 --> 00:25:46,089 I'm the fucking architect! 523 00:25:46,131 --> 00:25:47,215 Oh! No! 524 00:25:47,299 --> 00:25:49,217 - Wow. - And a little help 525 00:25:49,259 --> 00:25:50,594 from someone else. 526 00:25:50,635 --> 00:25:53,430 The greatest architect of them all. 527 00:25:53,513 --> 00:25:54,639 Him. 528 00:25:54,681 --> 00:25:57,350 Well, I will have to get His number. 529 00:25:58,643 --> 00:26:03,482 It's, uh, "1-800... 530 00:26:03,523 --> 00:26:05,268 I AM GOD." 531 00:26:08,374 --> 00:26:09,751 Does he collect? 532 00:26:10,405 --> 00:26:12,073 Eventually. 533 00:26:12,115 --> 00:26:15,118 - Ah! You have to excuse me. - Of course. 534 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,164 Finally, an artist who smiles when they see me. 535 00:26:23,389 --> 00:26:25,516 Is everything okay? 536 00:26:25,541 --> 00:26:27,167 It'll be fine. 537 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,053 Uh, Marjorie, what is going on? 538 00:26:33,094 --> 00:26:35,931 Well, it's a little stressful now. 539 00:26:35,972 --> 00:26:39,434 We're hoping he buys at least one piece of art. 540 00:26:39,476 --> 00:26:41,895 Oh, yeah, Cara said that Vivi's a collector. 541 00:26:41,937 --> 00:26:44,314 Yes, he does buy a lot of art. 542 00:26:44,397 --> 00:26:48,652 He's also, uh, a military contractor. 543 00:26:48,693 --> 00:26:49,819 - Oh. - Yeah. 544 00:26:49,861 --> 00:26:51,488 But I say, 545 00:26:51,530 --> 00:26:53,448 whenever you dig deep enough in anyone, 546 00:26:53,532 --> 00:26:55,367 you could find some bad things. 547 00:26:55,408 --> 00:26:56,576 Sorry. 548 00:26:56,618 --> 00:26:58,036 Hello? 549 00:26:58,078 --> 00:26:59,829 Mm-hmm. Oh, you're here? 550 00:26:59,871 --> 00:27:01,915 Oh, great. I'll be right out. 551 00:27:03,734 --> 00:27:06,070 So there's nobody here to do sound? 552 00:27:06,095 --> 00:27:07,597 How will we get sound, then? 553 00:27:07,837 --> 00:27:09,923 Dougie just said this is B roll. 554 00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:12,551 I do have this onboard shotgun mic, though. 555 00:27:12,592 --> 00:27:14,803 But this isn't even our normal camera. 556 00:27:14,828 --> 00:27:16,413 Does that have good audio? 557 00:27:16,438 --> 00:27:18,732 No. Are you gonna be talking? 558 00:27:18,757 --> 00:27:20,128 Okay. 559 00:27:20,153 --> 00:27:21,405 Um... 560 00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:23,224 Okay, I mean, I guess we could cut 561 00:27:23,562 --> 00:27:25,480 with some confessional from me 562 00:27:25,522 --> 00:27:29,025 that's kind of explaining my involvement in the art scene. 563 00:27:29,109 --> 00:27:31,778 You wouldn't be able to hear it, but I think that's fine, 564 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:34,239 because you know I'm discussing art. 565 00:27:34,322 --> 00:27:36,032 It's kind of better. 566 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,225 Oh, uh, 567 00:27:38,743 --> 00:27:41,573 avoid filming the man with the long hair. 568 00:27:41,598 --> 00:27:42,932 He's the owner of the house. 569 00:27:42,957 --> 00:27:44,849 I'll point him out when we get in there. 570 00:27:44,874 --> 00:27:46,668 I was paid for two hours. 571 00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:49,087 Okay, we should go. Let's go. 572 00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:53,316 Finna get paid. Finna... 573 00:27:53,341 --> 00:27:54,509 Finna's "gonna." 574 00:27:54,534 --> 00:27:55,910 "I'm gonna tell you how we... Finna..." 575 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:58,104 But then he talks ready for a caper, 576 00:27:58,129 --> 00:27:59,380 steady plottin' for the paper. 577 00:27:59,405 --> 00:28:01,199 It requires planning. Weeks of planning. 578 00:28:01,224 --> 00:28:03,681 - Wait, what do they do? - They go to the DMV. 579 00:28:03,706 --> 00:28:05,353 - Right, gets an ID. - They steal the first name. 580 00:28:05,437 --> 00:28:06,896 They get the ID, but they steal the mail. 581 00:28:06,938 --> 00:28:09,482 The name says you, but the face is me. 582 00:28:09,524 --> 00:28:10,942 Was the chicken for you? 583 00:28:10,967 --> 00:28:13,928 Uh, I didn't order any chicken. 584 00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:16,104 Uh, it was ordered to this table. 585 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:17,172 What? 586 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,240 Oh, fuck you. 587 00:28:19,743 --> 00:28:21,119 Fuck you. 588 00:28:21,144 --> 00:28:22,354 You can just put it here. 589 00:28:22,379 --> 00:28:24,923 Oh, your face. Wow. Unbelievable. 590 00:28:24,948 --> 00:28:26,182 Can I take these out of the way? 591 00:28:26,207 --> 00:28:27,221 Yes. 592 00:28:27,246 --> 00:28:29,143 So that was you at the fire station, then? 593 00:28:29,168 --> 00:28:31,546 Come on, look at me. You think I could hide that? 594 00:28:31,571 --> 00:28:33,490 Jesus. Can we get another round, too? 595 00:28:33,515 --> 00:28:35,971 I'm okay, actually. Just, I'll drive. 596 00:28:35,996 --> 00:28:37,289 You keep going. 597 00:28:37,636 --> 00:28:38,762 Come on. We're good. 598 00:28:38,803 --> 00:28:40,597 I've had five beers in two hours. 599 00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:43,183 I could totally handle another one. 600 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,758 It's okay. I'll drive us home. 601 00:28:45,783 --> 00:28:47,261 I'm okay, thank you. 602 00:28:47,286 --> 00:28:49,760 You know what? Forget it. You got to relax. 603 00:28:49,785 --> 00:28:51,620 I'm gonna drive. You drink, all right? 604 00:28:51,779 --> 00:28:54,115 Let's get him a beer and a shot of tequila, 605 00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,349 and I'll have a Coca-Cola. 606 00:28:55,374 --> 00:28:56,959 - Sounds good. - Great. 607 00:28:59,741 --> 00:29:02,410 - It's crazy you made that joke. - Hmm. 608 00:29:02,494 --> 00:29:04,788 It was pretty good. 609 00:29:04,829 --> 00:29:07,082 No, just because I just got a text 610 00:29:07,165 --> 00:29:10,401 from the father of the girl who said the chicken thing. 611 00:29:10,426 --> 00:29:11,886 Really? When? 612 00:29:12,253 --> 00:29:13,505 Like ten minutes ago. 613 00:29:13,588 --> 00:29:15,965 - You're fucking with me. - No, no. 614 00:29:16,007 --> 00:29:17,550 - Come on. - Look at this. 615 00:29:17,634 --> 00:29:21,388 Her smoke detector is... The battery's dead. 616 00:29:21,893 --> 00:29:24,437 "Smoke detector beeping. Fix." 617 00:29:26,522 --> 00:29:29,817 I don't know. Sent me a video. 618 00:29:30,063 --> 00:29:33,149 I guess I shouldn't have put in a used battery when I did it. 619 00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:34,442 That was dumb. 620 00:29:34,484 --> 00:29:37,362 You're not actually afraid of the chicken thing, right? 621 00:29:38,029 --> 00:29:40,448 I mean, didn't you say you... 622 00:29:40,490 --> 00:29:43,576 believe in this kind of stuff? 623 00:29:44,577 --> 00:29:46,329 What are you talking about? 624 00:29:47,664 --> 00:29:49,541 Like, you said that you're... 625 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:51,539 Um... 626 00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:53,253 My what? 627 00:29:54,003 --> 00:29:56,965 Well, I mean, this guy, Abshir, he said there might be 628 00:29:57,048 --> 00:29:59,050 like a cultural connection or something. 629 00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:01,261 And even just saying the word "curse," 630 00:30:01,302 --> 00:30:04,097 you know, he gets really serious, and... 631 00:30:05,974 --> 00:30:07,684 That's pretty generic, though. 632 00:30:08,768 --> 00:30:10,186 I know. I know. 633 00:30:10,270 --> 00:30:11,563 It's just that... 634 00:30:12,689 --> 00:30:14,607 Ever since that girl said that to me, 635 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:16,234 things have been a little weird. 636 00:30:16,276 --> 00:30:18,278 Things are always a little weird. 637 00:30:18,319 --> 00:30:19,946 Yeah. 638 00:30:22,336 --> 00:30:25,089 Oof! All right. Maybe we'll wrap this up. 639 00:30:28,872 --> 00:30:31,750 My man, can you just, uh, get that chicken wrapped up? 640 00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:34,878 And then tell the server the Coca-Cola that I ordered, 641 00:30:34,961 --> 00:30:36,254 just make it a rum and Coke. 642 00:30:36,337 --> 00:30:37,964 but make sure it's served in the same glass 643 00:30:38,006 --> 00:30:41,050 that you serve the regular Cokes in, okay? 644 00:30:45,346 --> 00:30:46,848 Here's that to-go box. 645 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:48,433 Oh, thank you. 646 00:31:24,093 --> 00:31:25,970 Go over. Go over. 647 00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:27,514 Right there. 648 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:54,123 Come out here. 649 00:32:06,845 --> 00:32:08,221 Brett. 650 00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:10,844 Hi. 651 00:32:11,601 --> 00:32:14,646 Oh, it's so good to see you. How are you? 652 00:32:18,147 --> 00:32:21,609 I love being surrounded by artists and art. 653 00:32:21,693 --> 00:32:25,280 My people, the first artists who called this place home. 654 00:32:25,363 --> 00:32:29,450 and viewed art with not only their eyes, but their souls. 655 00:32:29,534 --> 00:32:31,202 Like a soaring eagle 656 00:32:31,244 --> 00:32:33,913 waiting for people and Mother Earth to view it. 657 00:32:33,955 --> 00:32:36,651 and it graces us with its wings. 658 00:32:36,676 --> 00:32:38,136 Like the great buffalo 659 00:32:38,161 --> 00:32:39,454 roaming the land. 660 00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,835 Enhancing the mind to view beauty in such a way 661 00:32:43,089 --> 00:32:47,510 that it activates the soul to believe something more than itself. 662 00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:51,764 The body which has it. 663 00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:57,063 That was so beautiful. 664 00:32:58,476 --> 00:32:59,936 Can I give you a hug? 665 00:33:01,112 --> 00:33:02,655 - Sure. - Okay. 666 00:33:03,709 --> 00:33:04,960 Oh. 667 00:33:07,588 --> 00:33:08,714 Wow. 668 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:20,712 It's always so good seeing you. 669 00:33:33,787 --> 00:33:35,997 Marjorie? Hi! 670 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,508 It's so nice to see you. Sorry to interrupt. 671 00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:39,753 How are you? 672 00:33:39,778 --> 00:33:41,530 - Oh, good. Good. - Oh, good. 673 00:33:41,731 --> 00:33:45,109 Um, and don't worry about what we're talking about. 674 00:33:45,151 --> 00:33:47,195 Just don't look at the camera. 675 00:33:47,220 --> 00:33:49,932 How is everybody? 676 00:33:49,957 --> 00:33:51,018 Oh, great. 677 00:33:51,043 --> 00:33:52,628 So, what do you do? 678 00:33:52,841 --> 00:33:55,802 I work in private security. 679 00:33:56,509 --> 00:33:59,136 Amazing. Amazing. 680 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:03,169 Can we stop to pick up a 9-volt? 681 00:34:03,211 --> 00:34:06,631 He keeps texting me. I got to swap it out. 682 00:34:07,123 --> 00:34:08,708 You want to go right now? Come on. 683 00:34:08,733 --> 00:34:10,443 Seriously? 684 00:34:10,468 --> 00:34:11,676 Just, "Fix." 685 00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:14,113 Not even, "Can you fix this, please?" 686 00:34:14,138 --> 00:34:16,516 Just, "Fix." 687 00:34:18,142 --> 00:34:20,644 All right, you can just drop me there and I'll walk home. 688 00:34:20,728 --> 00:34:22,479 It's close. 689 00:34:27,401 --> 00:34:30,196 You mind reaching in that glove compartment 690 00:34:30,238 --> 00:34:32,448 and hand me my little gadget? 691 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,539 - This? - Yeah. 692 00:34:40,456 --> 00:34:42,709 You sure you're feeling okay? 693 00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:44,001 Feeling great. 694 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,837 I can tell you were a little uncomfortable, 695 00:34:45,862 --> 00:34:49,199 so I just want to put you at ease, you know? 696 00:34:53,357 --> 00:34:54,983 I'm so fucking drunk. 697 00:34:55,008 --> 00:34:57,177 Just kidding, just kidding. 698 00:35:07,108 --> 00:35:09,235 There it is. 699 00:35:10,871 --> 00:35:12,800 Damn. See that? 700 00:35:12,825 --> 00:35:14,786 Yeah. 701 00:35:15,003 --> 00:35:16,547 .078. 702 00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:18,115 I'm good. 703 00:35:19,669 --> 00:35:20,837 Nice. 704 00:35:21,122 --> 00:35:22,665 That's right. 705 00:35:24,959 --> 00:35:26,878 Love it. 706 00:35:28,513 --> 00:35:30,723 They got rings. 707 00:35:31,299 --> 00:35:34,385 Do you have any 9-volt batteries? 708 00:35:35,026 --> 00:35:36,861 Oh, great. Thank you. 709 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,639 Hey, you wanted the gay porn, right? 710 00:35:41,664 --> 00:35:43,326 No, I don't want this. 711 00:35:43,352 --> 00:35:45,480 - Just the battery, please. - He does this all the time. 712 00:35:45,505 --> 00:35:47,628 Look Ash, I'll buy it for you if you're embarrassed. 713 00:35:47,653 --> 00:35:48,863 This is a joke. 714 00:35:48,888 --> 00:35:50,139 It's not a joke. 715 00:35:50,164 --> 00:35:51,665 You know what? I'll buy it. 716 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,921 You know, I keep telling him, use the internet, 717 00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:55,364 you know, but he wants the magazine. 718 00:35:55,389 --> 00:35:57,229 - Can I get the battery? - He loves the hold and feel. 719 00:35:57,254 --> 00:35:58,797 - No... - I keep telling him... 720 00:35:58,822 --> 00:36:00,448 - Dougie, stop! No! - Your wife is gonna find them. 721 00:36:00,473 --> 00:36:03,100 - She won't know about the cache. - That's not true. 722 00:36:03,125 --> 00:36:04,682 I just want the battery. 723 00:36:04,707 --> 00:36:07,877 All right. Do you take Google Pay? 724 00:36:14,759 --> 00:36:17,804 What goes through your mind when you see something like this, Ash-man? 725 00:36:17,887 --> 00:36:19,305 Huh? 726 00:36:22,874 --> 00:36:23,916 Look at that. 727 00:36:24,227 --> 00:36:25,728 You know, in a way I actually think 728 00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:28,022 that's, like, way more problematic than what you have. 729 00:36:28,106 --> 00:36:30,316 I'd much rather have a dick like yours. 730 00:36:30,399 --> 00:36:33,444 This is just... so big. 731 00:36:34,904 --> 00:36:36,280 It's like a disability, you know? 732 00:36:36,364 --> 00:36:40,243 Like, a girl would never have an issue with your size. 733 00:36:40,284 --> 00:36:42,161 But, like, this is... 734 00:36:42,203 --> 00:36:43,746 This is like fucking abuse, right? 735 00:36:43,788 --> 00:36:46,999 - Will you focus on the road? - Okay, okay. You're right. 736 00:36:50,945 --> 00:36:52,697 You know what we should do? 737 00:36:52,722 --> 00:36:54,015 Um... 738 00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:57,635 We should get the girl to do the chicken curse to me. 739 00:36:58,813 --> 00:36:59,939 What? 740 00:37:00,555 --> 00:37:02,140 We have the chicken, right? 741 00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:05,184 When we get to the house, she can curse me 742 00:37:05,226 --> 00:37:06,602 and then we'll see if it disappears. 743 00:37:06,644 --> 00:37:08,354 - It'll be like, uh... - No. 744 00:37:08,437 --> 00:37:09,939 No, we're not doing that. 745 00:37:11,048 --> 00:37:12,458 - Come on. - No. 746 00:37:12,483 --> 00:37:14,485 You've been fucking stressing about this for weeks, man. 747 00:37:14,569 --> 00:37:17,029 All right? It's the only way to get it out of your head. 748 00:37:17,071 --> 00:37:19,323 Show you there's nothing to worry about. 749 00:37:19,365 --> 00:37:20,700 All right? It's foolproof. 750 00:37:20,783 --> 00:37:24,162 Her dad does not want me talking about curses around her. 751 00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:25,788 It's a great idea, and we're doing it. 752 00:37:25,872 --> 00:37:28,374 And plus, I'm the one who's gonna be doing the talking. 753 00:37:28,416 --> 00:37:30,084 She's gonna fucking curse me. 754 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:34,463 And then you'll see that curse is not real, right? 755 00:37:38,301 --> 00:37:41,470 Come on, man. What's the problem? What are you thinking about? 756 00:37:42,616 --> 00:37:44,076 Nothing. 757 00:37:45,808 --> 00:37:47,143 Oh, yeah? 758 00:37:52,815 --> 00:37:54,442 ♪ Dean Street ♪ 759 00:37:54,483 --> 00:37:56,277 ♪ President ♪ 760 00:37:56,319 --> 00:37:58,596 ♪ Nostrand Ave ♪ 761 00:37:58,621 --> 00:38:00,123 ♪ Orange Ave ♪ 762 00:38:00,148 --> 00:38:02,175 - ♪ Tee Town ♪ - ♪ Click-clack ♪ 763 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,910 There we go. 764 00:38:03,935 --> 00:38:05,311 Come on, come on. 765 00:38:05,336 --> 00:38:07,296 ♪ Living room, on the floor, hunger pain ♪ 766 00:38:07,321 --> 00:38:09,114 ♪ Got me on some migraine shit, I'm gonna maintain ♪ 767 00:38:09,139 --> 00:38:10,932 ♪ Got 2 or 3 dollars to the name ♪ 768 00:38:10,957 --> 00:38:12,987 ♪ Homies in the same boat going through the same thing ♪ 769 00:38:13,012 --> 00:38:14,389 ♪ Looking for a caper ♪ 770 00:38:14,414 --> 00:38:16,083 ♪ We living in the dark since April ♪ 771 00:38:16,108 --> 00:38:18,276 ♪ Candle gotta get a handle ♪ 772 00:38:18,301 --> 00:38:20,846 ♪ Got an automatic and he's... ♪ 773 00:38:20,871 --> 00:38:22,330 ♪ ...yellow page ♪ 774 00:38:22,355 --> 00:38:24,190 ♪ Let me tell you how we gonna get paid ♪ 775 00:38:24,215 --> 00:38:25,800 Yeah. 776 00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:28,620 ♪ ...gonna stick the 25 up in his face, let's ride ♪ 777 00:38:28,645 --> 00:38:29,980 ♪ Outside like warriors ♪ 778 00:38:30,005 --> 00:38:31,913 ♪ Into notorious South Side ♪ 779 00:38:31,938 --> 00:38:33,814 ♪ ...the four of us in the corridor ♪ 780 00:38:33,856 --> 00:38:35,775 ♪ Until we see the B-man with his headlights ♪ 781 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,677 ♪ White boy in the wrong place at the right time ♪ 782 00:38:37,702 --> 00:38:39,754 ♪ His car door opens, he'll be mine ♪ 783 00:38:39,779 --> 00:38:41,864 ♪ Roll up quick, stick the pistol in his nose ♪ 784 00:38:41,889 --> 00:38:43,891 ♪ By the look on the face he's shitting in his clothes ♪ 785 00:38:43,916 --> 00:38:45,503 ♪ Know what it is, it's a stickup ♪ 786 00:38:45,528 --> 00:38:47,155 ♪ Give me the dough from the pickup... ♪ 787 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:48,745 It's a wrong N-word. 788 00:38:48,770 --> 00:38:50,765 ♪ Drive blacktop through the rinds and boxes ♪ 789 00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:52,875 ♪ Split up and meet back at the apartment ♪ 790 00:38:52,917 --> 00:38:54,293 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 791 00:38:54,335 --> 00:38:55,962 ♪ Ain't you hungry, my N-word? ♪ 792 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:57,296 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 793 00:38:57,338 --> 00:38:59,340 ♪ Wanna get paid, my N-word? ♪ 794 00:38:59,382 --> 00:39:00,925 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 795 00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:03,344 ♪ Aren't you tired of starving, my N-word? ♪ 796 00:39:03,427 --> 00:39:05,012 - ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ - ♪ That's right ♪ 797 00:39:05,037 --> 00:39:08,235 - ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ - ♪ That's right ♪ 798 00:39:08,260 --> 00:39:11,410 Just park in front of his car. 799 00:39:17,471 --> 00:39:19,944 - This it? - Yeah. 800 00:39:26,159 --> 00:39:27,493 - Hey. - Hey. 801 00:39:27,518 --> 00:39:29,679 - Thank you for coming so quick. - Sorry about that. 802 00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:31,414 - Yeah, I got a new one. - Hey. 803 00:39:31,455 --> 00:39:33,332 Heard so much about you. 804 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:35,251 - I feel like I know you. - This is a friend of mine. 805 00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:38,546 He's just gonna help, uh, me hold the ladder and stuff. 806 00:39:38,629 --> 00:39:41,382 - He's a professional. - There it is. 807 00:39:41,424 --> 00:39:43,509 All right, Dougie, I'm gonna get the ladder out back. 808 00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:46,262 Why don't you come with me to help me carry it in. 809 00:39:46,304 --> 00:39:47,930 Okay. 810 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:52,101 No. 811 00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:54,145 I'll do it tomorrow morning. 812 00:40:09,452 --> 00:40:12,413 She might be asleep. Let's just change the battery and leave. 813 00:40:12,438 --> 00:40:14,399 No. We're so close. She's not asleep. 814 00:40:14,424 --> 00:40:16,260 She was sitting there watching TV. 815 00:40:16,285 --> 00:40:18,371 That's the other one. 816 00:40:18,396 --> 00:40:19,689 What's your plan, anyways? 817 00:40:19,714 --> 00:40:21,883 You gonna go into her bedroom? Come on, Dougie. 818 00:40:22,089 --> 00:40:24,467 - Come on. - Okay. 819 00:40:42,693 --> 00:40:45,404 You know there's an elevator in this house. 820 00:40:45,488 --> 00:40:47,156 Really? 821 00:40:48,124 --> 00:40:49,633 Do you work with Vivi? 822 00:40:49,658 --> 00:40:51,535 No, I'm a friend of Eric's. 823 00:40:51,577 --> 00:40:53,037 Oh, thank God. 824 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,498 Oh, Eric, he's a great guy. 825 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:57,583 How do you know Eric? 826 00:40:57,608 --> 00:40:59,277 I don't know Eric. I was kidding. 827 00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:02,271 You know how I know you don't know Eric? 828 00:41:02,296 --> 00:41:04,215 He's fake. I just made him up. 829 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,367 - Marjorie invited me. - No, you didn't. 830 00:41:06,392 --> 00:41:08,185 - Mm-hmm. - There's no Eric? 831 00:41:08,210 --> 00:41:09,711 - Mm-hmm. - Ugh. 832 00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:12,290 How do you know Marjorie? 833 00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:15,518 I buy her art sometimes, you know. 834 00:41:15,559 --> 00:41:18,020 There's no Eric. 835 00:41:18,604 --> 00:41:19,897 I don't believe you. 836 00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:22,608 You can believe whatever the fuck you want. 837 00:41:22,650 --> 00:41:24,443 Doesn't affect me. 838 00:41:24,485 --> 00:41:25,861 You swore. 839 00:41:25,945 --> 00:41:29,281 I didn't think you were allowed to... 840 00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:30,491 I don't know. 841 00:41:31,826 --> 00:41:34,703 There's lots of things we do that might surprise you. 842 00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:36,354 Grape. 843 00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,670 Excuse me? 844 00:41:38,695 --> 00:41:40,155 Grape. 845 00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:42,128 Oh. 846 00:41:43,337 --> 00:41:45,214 Thank you, yeah. 847 00:41:50,904 --> 00:41:55,492 So, what else might surprise me? 848 00:41:55,808 --> 00:41:59,103 Should we take a look at that elevator? 849 00:41:59,145 --> 00:42:01,230 Okay. 850 00:42:11,286 --> 00:42:12,746 Thank you. 851 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,673 Only room for two, I guess. 852 00:42:39,418 --> 00:42:40,627 It's... 853 00:42:40,652 --> 00:42:43,071 It was just a bathroom. It wasn't an elevator. 854 00:42:45,177 --> 00:42:46,421 Should we go outside? 855 00:42:46,446 --> 00:42:48,031 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 856 00:42:49,945 --> 00:42:51,780 You know, we should, um... 857 00:42:51,822 --> 00:42:54,533 We should probably switch out all the batteries 858 00:42:54,617 --> 00:42:56,035 in all the smoke detectors, 859 00:42:56,076 --> 00:42:58,537 because when one goes, they usually all go, 860 00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:01,624 because they went in around the same time. 861 00:43:01,707 --> 00:43:03,250 Well... 862 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:06,212 I only have one battery, so... 863 00:43:07,838 --> 00:43:11,467 Well, it's lucky I carry a few extra 9-volts in my pocket. 864 00:43:11,891 --> 00:43:13,268 Always. 865 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,878 That's a good idea. 866 00:43:15,903 --> 00:43:17,154 - Yeah. - Yeah. 867 00:43:17,179 --> 00:43:18,908 We'll be quick. We can split up. 868 00:43:18,933 --> 00:43:21,936 You can do the ones out here and I'll do the one in that room. 869 00:43:21,977 --> 00:43:24,813 Well, we wouldn't want to wake Nala if she's sleeping. 870 00:43:24,897 --> 00:43:28,567 No, she's awake. She stays up very late, so... 871 00:43:28,651 --> 00:43:30,444 Oh, she doesn't need a lot of sleep? 872 00:43:30,528 --> 00:43:32,196 No. 873 00:43:33,364 --> 00:43:36,992 All right, here. Let me give you the batteries. 874 00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:44,208 And, um, here, you use the ladder 875 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,085 and I'll grab a chair. 876 00:43:46,835 --> 00:43:49,797 I need you to get out so they can change the smoke... 877 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,382 It's okay. 878 00:43:51,407 --> 00:43:52,909 It's totally fine. Don't worry about it. 879 00:43:52,934 --> 00:43:55,069 I don't want to interrupt her at all, you know? 880 00:43:55,094 --> 00:43:56,390 - I'll be quick. - Are you sure? 881 00:43:56,415 --> 00:43:57,958 Yeah, I'm positive. 882 00:43:59,139 --> 00:44:00,432 Oh, wow. 883 00:44:00,516 --> 00:44:01,892 This one's really 884 00:44:01,934 --> 00:44:04,144 a lot more messed up than I thought that it would be. 885 00:44:04,186 --> 00:44:06,522 I'm gonna need a couple more minutes with it. 886 00:44:07,856 --> 00:44:10,192 I'm almost done in here. 887 00:44:10,447 --> 00:44:12,407 Need a few more minutes, Ash! 888 00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:20,995 I can't really hear the beeps. 889 00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:22,522 Can you turn down the TV a little? 890 00:44:22,547 --> 00:44:24,299 I want to make sure I fix it, so... 891 00:44:24,415 --> 00:44:26,250 - Okay. - Thank you. 892 00:44:30,421 --> 00:44:33,424 Why do you do that? You can clearly see I'm watching it. 893 00:44:33,449 --> 00:44:35,078 Because it's time for you to do your homework. 894 00:44:35,103 --> 00:44:38,095 You said I could do it tomorrow. I'm doing it tomorrow morning. 895 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,475 Yeah, you know, 99% of the time it's like a false alarm. 896 00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:45,686 But that 1% that it's right... 897 00:44:45,769 --> 00:44:48,397 It's like "The Boy Who Cried Wolf." 898 00:44:48,957 --> 00:44:50,667 You know that story? 899 00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:52,943 Yeah. 900 00:44:52,985 --> 00:44:56,078 Well, it's about a boy who curses a wolf, right? 901 00:44:56,856 --> 00:44:58,483 No, it's not. 902 00:45:00,868 --> 00:45:03,329 The version I heard as a kid was, but... 903 00:45:06,624 --> 00:45:08,083 How has this been working out for you? 904 00:45:08,167 --> 00:45:09,835 - Oh, it's been working great. - Good? 905 00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:11,462 - Yeah. - Yeah. 906 00:45:12,812 --> 00:45:14,563 So, um, my friend, 907 00:45:15,007 --> 00:45:18,719 he tells me you're pretty powerful. 908 00:45:18,761 --> 00:45:20,429 I have a fun idea. 909 00:45:20,929 --> 00:45:22,931 You want to curse me? 910 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,061 Come on, it'll be fun. 911 00:45:29,938 --> 00:45:32,983 Just say the words and I'll give you 20 bucks. 912 00:45:40,749 --> 00:45:42,793 Just quick. You just need to say the words. 913 00:45:42,951 --> 00:45:44,620 There's three of them. 914 00:45:49,841 --> 00:45:51,175 I need this. 915 00:46:00,552 --> 00:46:03,138 I need this, okay? 916 00:46:08,227 --> 00:46:09,478 Please. 917 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,689 I can't keep doing this. 918 00:46:11,772 --> 00:46:14,900 I can't. Please just say it. 919 00:46:17,286 --> 00:46:19,421 Hey! It dropped. 920 00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:20,823 It dropped. It fell, it fell. 921 00:46:20,848 --> 00:46:22,475 She got scared. 922 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,044 Um, I got the battery, 923 00:46:24,069 --> 00:46:25,613 but I couldn't get it up in the wall. 924 00:46:25,638 --> 00:46:27,012 Asher, you want to do that? 925 00:46:27,037 --> 00:46:28,421 Yeah, she must have gotten scared. 926 00:46:28,446 --> 00:46:30,365 She was telling me about the boy who cried wolf. 927 00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:32,376 Okay. 928 00:46:40,211 --> 00:46:42,255 We're leaving. 929 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:43,739 Okay? 930 00:46:44,103 --> 00:46:45,563 We're leaving. 931 00:47:02,156 --> 00:47:05,242 Uh, is everything okay? Why'd you call me? 932 00:47:07,137 --> 00:47:09,347 He started to cry. 933 00:47:09,955 --> 00:47:12,291 I thought he needed help. 934 00:47:13,751 --> 00:47:15,252 That's it? 935 00:47:17,285 --> 00:47:18,787 You sure? 936 00:47:20,286 --> 00:47:22,288 Don't scare me like that again. 937 00:47:23,862 --> 00:47:25,322 Go to sleep now. 938 00:47:35,202 --> 00:47:36,915 It's still there. 939 00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:40,402 She didn't do it, all right? 940 00:47:41,153 --> 00:47:43,489 I can't believe you made me do that. 941 00:47:43,572 --> 00:47:44,782 Fuck off, all right? 942 00:47:44,807 --> 00:47:47,187 You really think I could make you do something you don't want to do? 943 00:47:47,212 --> 00:47:50,484 I told you multiple times, I just wanted to leave. 944 00:47:50,509 --> 00:47:52,973 And yet you pretended that my Kleenex was a battery. 945 00:47:52,998 --> 00:47:54,833 "I'm almost done in here." 946 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:57,669 All right? I know you. That was you in there. 947 00:47:57,753 --> 00:48:00,422 This? Does this get exhausting? 948 00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:02,365 Cosplaying as a good man? 949 00:48:02,390 --> 00:48:04,600 Like you're one to talk. 950 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:06,335 What's that supposed to mean? 951 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,446 I don't know. Ask your wife. 952 00:48:13,852 --> 00:48:17,147 I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to say that. 953 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:23,445 Okay. 954 00:49:34,099 --> 00:49:36,268 That was a fun night. Thanks. 955 00:49:38,064 --> 00:49:39,649 It was fun. 956 00:49:43,066 --> 00:49:45,777 Let's just forget about everything else, okay? 957 00:49:46,465 --> 00:49:47,883 Mm-hmm. 958 00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:52,409 We need more friends than enemies in this world, right? 959 00:49:58,163 --> 00:49:59,914 You can have the chicken. 960 00:50:00,459 --> 00:50:01,960 Thanks. 961 00:50:02,044 --> 00:50:04,212 - What did you say? - I said thank you. 962 00:50:09,343 --> 00:50:11,470 - What was that? - That was a fly. 963 00:50:27,694 --> 00:50:29,571 I curse you. 964 00:50:54,195 --> 00:50:58,308 It is so exciting to see how far you've come as an artist. 965 00:50:58,392 --> 00:51:01,228 I mean, I remember back in the early days 966 00:51:01,269 --> 00:51:04,982 when we both started making work at the same time, 967 00:51:05,023 --> 00:51:09,937 and now to see, you know, that we're both being recognized 968 00:51:09,962 --> 00:51:13,799 for our sculptures so far beyond New Mexico. 969 00:51:13,824 --> 00:51:15,534 It's just... 970 00:51:16,453 --> 00:51:18,580 You're getting sound on this, right? 971 00:51:18,605 --> 00:51:20,106 - Yeah. - You get... Okay. 972 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:22,374 Don't you think it's like a little weird 973 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,023 that you're not saying anything? 974 00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:26,311 You know, or that I'm just the only one talking? 975 00:51:26,336 --> 00:51:28,046 Can you say something back to me? 976 00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:30,398 Sure. Like what? 977 00:51:30,423 --> 00:51:32,258 Um, I don't know. 978 00:51:32,676 --> 00:51:34,886 Just, you know, we're two artists talking. 979 00:51:34,970 --> 00:51:38,682 Like, maybe compliment my work or something. 980 00:51:40,183 --> 00:51:44,354 You make really cool homes. 981 00:51:45,454 --> 00:51:49,458 Can you say why they're artistic? 982 00:51:49,609 --> 00:51:53,321 Just from your point of view as an artist. 983 00:51:56,116 --> 00:51:57,576 Yeah. Um... 984 00:51:58,118 --> 00:52:00,787 The reflections say a lot. 985 00:52:00,829 --> 00:52:04,041 And they're really beautiful. 986 00:52:04,082 --> 00:52:05,709 Thank you. 987 00:52:06,626 --> 00:52:08,503 And then maybe could you just say 988 00:52:08,545 --> 00:52:12,299 why you love having your work in my home? 989 00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:15,302 You know, just like how it's a collaboration, 990 00:52:15,343 --> 00:52:17,054 and, you know, it's a function... 991 00:52:17,079 --> 00:52:18,289 You know, it's, um... 992 00:52:18,314 --> 00:52:22,109 How the two pieces kind of function together? 993 00:52:26,271 --> 00:52:28,815 I'm not really sure what you want me to say. 994 00:52:28,857 --> 00:52:30,901 Maybe you can just say, um... 995 00:52:31,518 --> 00:52:33,875 My homes are so unique 996 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,406 and, um, so important 997 00:52:36,431 --> 00:52:37,849 as a piece of art. 998 00:52:38,043 --> 00:52:39,961 And you're proud 999 00:52:40,077 --> 00:52:42,830 to have your work displayed inside. 1000 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:45,290 Something like that. 1001 00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:52,643 Your homes are so unique 1002 00:52:53,048 --> 00:52:56,218 and so important as a piece of art, 1003 00:52:56,301 --> 00:52:57,886 and I couldn't be more proud 1004 00:52:57,969 --> 00:53:00,889 to have my work displayed inside. 1005 00:53:02,999 --> 00:53:04,584 That is so sweet. 1006 00:53:04,609 --> 00:53:05,929 That means so much to me. 1007 00:53:05,954 --> 00:53:09,331 I mean, but honestly, I see it as a collaboration 1008 00:53:09,356 --> 00:53:11,066 between the two of us, you know? 1009 00:53:11,149 --> 00:53:13,151 Because I think we're just... 1010 00:53:13,203 --> 00:53:17,429 We're saying such similar things, you know? 1011 00:53:17,454 --> 00:53:18,789 Okay, okay. 1012 00:53:18,814 --> 00:53:21,426 I know I've said this to you a million times, 1013 00:53:21,451 --> 00:53:24,826 but I am still so obsessed 1014 00:53:24,851 --> 00:53:26,790 with your tee-pee performance 1015 00:53:26,873 --> 00:53:28,375 from your last show. 1016 00:53:28,416 --> 00:53:30,627 It was just... It was so... 1017 00:53:31,419 --> 00:53:34,589 It was just saying so much. 1018 00:53:34,631 --> 00:53:35,966 And, um... 1019 00:53:36,734 --> 00:53:38,796 I mean, you can tell me. 1020 00:53:38,821 --> 00:53:40,015 You've got to tell me. 1021 00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:42,167 Were we supposed to eat the turkey? 1022 00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:52,951 So the slicing of the meat 1023 00:53:53,316 --> 00:53:58,280 is me giving pieces of myself to people, 1024 00:53:58,363 --> 00:54:01,116 whether I want to or not. 1025 00:54:02,150 --> 00:54:03,484 And as a Native person, 1026 00:54:03,509 --> 00:54:06,595 that's basically what you're doing every day. 1027 00:54:06,788 --> 00:54:11,592 Just fucking slicing off pieces of yourself. 1028 00:54:12,002 --> 00:54:14,462 And it's exhausting. 1029 00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:18,383 And whether people choose to... 1030 00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:21,469 eat it is totally up to them. 1031 00:54:24,531 --> 00:54:25,866 And you eat it. 1032 00:54:33,398 --> 00:54:35,525 That is so beautiful. 1033 00:54:40,071 --> 00:54:42,616 Clyde, I think we are all good for now. 1034 00:54:42,699 --> 00:54:44,242 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 1035 00:54:44,326 --> 00:54:46,369 The audio was really good on that one. 1036 00:54:46,453 --> 00:54:48,163 Good. Good. 1037 00:54:48,205 --> 00:54:50,498 Uh, sorry. Let's see. 1038 00:54:51,249 --> 00:54:52,542 Uh... 1039 00:54:52,567 --> 00:54:54,519 Yeah, I got 15 minutes left. 1040 00:54:54,544 --> 00:54:56,351 You want me to pick up some inserts? 1041 00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:57,687 Oh, no. No inserts. 1042 00:54:57,712 --> 00:54:59,648 No. I think we're all good. 1043 00:54:59,673 --> 00:55:00,716 Yeah. 1044 00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:03,511 Um, I'll see you in a bit. 1045 00:56:56,078 --> 00:57:00,078 - Synced and corrected by synk - -