1 00:00:53,207 --> 00:00:55,129 Sorry I'm... 2 00:00:57,127 --> 00:00:58,171 ...late. 3 00:00:58,336 --> 00:00:59,678 Good morning, Miss Hayes. 4 00:00:59,839 --> 00:01:02,638 There's a client waiting for you in your office. 5 00:01:12,725 --> 00:01:15,359 -I hear the phone ringing. -I gotta finish those files. 6 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,485 -Gotta make some coffee. -I gotta get my papers ready. 7 00:01:26,364 --> 00:01:28,748 -Why can't we get through? -The circuits are busy. 8 00:01:28,908 --> 00:01:32,585 After all, we're not the only coffee clatch dialling 976-WETT. 9 00:01:32,745 --> 00:01:35,509 Talked to two teenage stewardesses yesterday. 10 00:01:35,665 --> 00:01:37,171 -Dial again. -In a second. 11 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:41,180 Over 18, of course. Bambi and Boopsie. 12 00:01:41,337 --> 00:01:42,808 -Twins. -Yeah. 13 00:01:42,963 --> 00:01:45,514 -With fishnets on. -I'll dial for you. 14 00:01:45,674 --> 00:01:49,020 They gave me a bath over the telephone. 15 00:01:49,178 --> 00:01:51,680 I'm the only one taking a bath around here. 16 00:01:51,847 --> 00:01:55,441 On the phone bill you scuzzballs are running up calling the slime line. 17 00:01:55,601 --> 00:01:58,899 Slime line? That wasn't a slime line, that was library information. 18 00:01:59,062 --> 00:02:00,616 -Am I right, Mr. Viola? -Right. 19 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,612 976-KNOWLEDGE. 20 00:02:03,108 --> 00:02:04,151 Really? 21 00:02:04,317 --> 00:02:07,081 And why were we calling the library information? 22 00:02:07,237 --> 00:02:13,252 Well, we called to settle a little debate that Mr. Addison and I were having. 23 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:15,379 -Really? -And what was that debate about? 24 00:02:15,911 --> 00:02:17,383 It was about-- 25 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,422 -Bambi and Boobsie. -Boopsie. Librarians. 26 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:23,679 Well, gentleman, and I use that word advisedly... 27 00:02:23,836 --> 00:02:26,516 ...you can kiss your fishnet-fantasy friends goodbye. 28 00:02:26,672 --> 00:02:30,135 Because as of this morning the phone company is putting a 976 block... 29 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,021 ...on all our phones at my request. 30 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:36,316 I'd like to see you alone, Mr. Addison. 31 00:02:40,018 --> 00:02:42,154 Fishnets. 32 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:49,746 -Boy, I hope you're happy. -You expect me to pay your cronies... 33 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:53,035 ...to have group phone sex on company time at company expense? 34 00:02:53,198 --> 00:02:56,412 No. You're right. No reason the company should pick up the check... 35 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,424 ...for something that's purely recreational. 36 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:02,046 -Thank you for listening. -I'm a reasonable person. 37 00:03:02,206 --> 00:03:04,211 Just as I know you are a reasonable woman. 38 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:05,466 I'll make you a deal. 39 00:03:05,626 --> 00:03:08,212 You call Ma Bell, call off the phone block on the 976. 40 00:03:08,379 --> 00:03:10,764 We'll pay for the bill with private contributions. 41 00:03:10,923 --> 00:03:12,346 -No way. -No way? 42 00:03:12,507 --> 00:03:14,513 When has this place become a dictatorship? 43 00:03:14,677 --> 00:03:18,188 I don't think it's right for people to sit around polluting their minds. 44 00:03:18,347 --> 00:03:21,147 How do you think it makes the rest of us sex objects feel? 45 00:03:21,308 --> 00:03:24,405 -Censorship. -No. I'm trying to run a business. 46 00:03:24,561 --> 00:03:27,360 -Denying their constitutional right. -Don't be ridiculous. 47 00:03:27,522 --> 00:03:30,239 They weren't bothering anybody. You made them disperse. 48 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,737 Don't they have anything better to do? 49 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:35,868 Wanna tell people what to spend their money on? Communism. 50 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:37,702 This conversation isn't happening. 51 00:03:37,865 --> 00:03:40,451 Welcome to the People's Republic of Blue Moon. 52 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,501 -Miss Hayes? -Thank God. 53 00:03:43,663 --> 00:03:45,715 Not under godless, atheistic communism. 54 00:03:45,873 --> 00:03:47,463 Did you forget the client? 55 00:03:47,625 --> 00:03:48,668 Client. 56 00:03:48,834 --> 00:03:51,682 -Just a second. -I don't have time. I have a client. 57 00:03:51,837 --> 00:03:54,423 Okay, I'll make you a deal. One call once a week. 58 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:56,227 No conversations below the waist. 59 00:03:56,384 --> 00:03:58,851 Oh, David, Iwanted to build something here. 60 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:01,431 I wanted this to be something to be proud of. 61 00:04:01,596 --> 00:04:03,602 No matter what I do, you knock it down. 62 00:04:03,766 --> 00:04:06,862 It ain't like we were drowning puppies. We try to have fun. 63 00:04:07,019 --> 00:04:10,566 I'm not against having fun. it's gotta be the right fun at the right time. 64 00:04:10,731 --> 00:04:12,367 It was the time, then you came. 65 00:04:12,524 --> 00:04:15,620 I don't wanna wake up and realise all I've done is have fun. 66 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:16,904 Don't lose any sleep. 67 00:04:17,069 --> 00:04:20,747 Don't you wanna look back on your life and say, "l accomplished something?" 68 00:04:20,907 --> 00:04:22,081 I feel that way. 69 00:04:22,242 --> 00:04:23,712 -What've you done? -Everything. 70 00:04:23,868 --> 00:04:26,798 Those weeks, days and years that you can never have back... 71 00:04:26,954 --> 00:04:28,212 ...don't you have regrets? 72 00:04:28,373 --> 00:04:31,719 No, but I agree with what you're saying. Carpe diem, seize the day. 73 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:35,470 I say we blow this client off, go get naked and roll around on the carpet. 74 00:04:35,630 --> 00:04:39,687 -The pile is much deeper in my office. -Oh, go roll naked yourself. 75 00:04:40,009 --> 00:04:42,394 Well, it's not as much fun, but it beats working. 76 00:04:42,553 --> 00:04:45,899 -Can you come into my office, please? -I knew she couldn't resist me. 77 00:04:46,056 --> 00:04:47,646 David... 78 00:04:49,518 --> 00:04:51,108 ...the client is dead. 79 00:04:51,269 --> 00:04:53,738 We can't get the best actors for these small roles. 80 00:04:53,897 --> 00:04:56,578 No, I mean dead, really dead. 81 00:04:59,527 --> 00:05:01,118 Call 911, Agnes, please? 82 00:05:09,036 --> 00:05:10,627 Dead? 83 00:05:12,957 --> 00:05:14,000 Dead. 84 00:05:28,722 --> 00:05:31,272 Yes, Miss Hayes. I'll be right in, Miss Hayes. 85 00:05:34,686 --> 00:05:37,984 Excuse me. Excuse me, please. Excuse me. 86 00:05:39,149 --> 00:05:41,866 Please go back to your desks, a man isn't feeling well... 87 00:05:42,026 --> 00:05:44,707 ...and the paramedics will be here any minute. 88 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,664 Why don't you just tell them the truth, Maddie? 89 00:05:48,699 --> 00:05:50,835 -That's why. -Is he really dead? 90 00:05:50,994 --> 00:05:53,248 Don't worry, Agnes, he ain't gonna bite you. 91 00:05:53,413 --> 00:05:56,260 -He don't even look hungry. -Did he tell you his name? 92 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,510 No. He was very quiet. 93 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:01,966 "Harry Soffer." Lives at 96 Bishop Street. Or did. 94 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,182 Oh, you didn't take that out of his pocket? 95 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:06,179 Well, it ain't like he's ticklish. 96 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:09,521 -I wish the paramedics would get here. -Did he tell you anything? 97 00:06:09,678 --> 00:06:13,024 He said, "Morning. Nice day." 98 00:06:13,181 --> 00:06:14,902 And I said, "Yes, isn't it?" 99 00:06:15,059 --> 00:06:18,191 He asked me if he could talk to someone about hiring a bodyguard. 100 00:06:18,354 --> 00:06:20,737 Then I asked him if he would like a cup of coffee. 101 00:06:20,897 --> 00:06:24,777 And he said, "No thanks, tummy's not feeling too hot today." 102 00:06:24,942 --> 00:06:27,078 And then I showed him into your office... 103 00:06:27,237 --> 00:06:29,621 ...and I told him to make himself comfortable. 104 00:06:29,781 --> 00:06:33,127 -That's it? -I checked. I thought he was sleeping. 105 00:06:33,284 --> 00:06:35,965 -Maybe if I started CPR .... -Agnes. 106 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:39,964 I think this guy's been singing with the invisible choir for quite sometime now. 107 00:06:40,124 --> 00:06:41,963 Probably wasn't anything you could do. 108 00:06:42,126 --> 00:06:43,300 Right in here. 109 00:06:43,461 --> 00:06:46,308 -How long's he been like this? -About a half hour. 110 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:48,180 No vital signs. 111 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:51,638 Pupils fixed and dilated. No pulse. He's gone. 112 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:54,057 -Okay, let's pronounce him. -What's the name? 113 00:06:54,221 --> 00:06:56,273 -David Addison. -Harry Soffer. 114 00:06:56,431 --> 00:06:59,777 We'll call downtown. Somebody be along to make the pickup. 115 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:03,778 -Aren't you gonna take it with you? -it's a coroner's case. We gotta roll. 116 00:07:03,938 --> 00:07:05,576 But you can't leave that here. 117 00:07:05,732 --> 00:07:09,244 Look, lady, there are people out there getting mashed up on the freeways. 118 00:07:09,402 --> 00:07:12,831 We can do something for them. Have a nice day. 119 00:07:15,283 --> 00:07:18,877 -I never saw a dead body before. -I saw my grandfather. 120 00:07:19,037 --> 00:07:20,757 My mom made me kiss him. 121 00:07:22,332 --> 00:07:23,838 It looks so still. 122 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,378 You see plenty of dead people in this business... 123 00:07:26,544 --> 00:07:29,890 ...but somehow this one's different. 124 00:07:30,047 --> 00:07:31,968 He came in here... 125 00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:34,683 ...walked in here and just died. 126 00:07:35,886 --> 00:07:38,603 He wasn't part of a case or part of a chase... 127 00:07:38,764 --> 00:07:41,350 ...or a plot point that had to be resolved. 128 00:07:41,516 --> 00:07:44,565 He was just a person, only now he's not. 129 00:07:44,728 --> 00:07:47,113 Shou|dn't someone stay in here with him? 130 00:07:47,272 --> 00:07:51,662 I mean, he died all alone. No friends, no family. 131 00:07:51,818 --> 00:07:54,155 What if his soul does rise out of the body... 132 00:07:54,321 --> 00:07:58,829 ...and there's no one else to look down on except him alone? 133 00:07:58,992 --> 00:08:00,462 Wouldn't that be depressing? 134 00:08:00,618 --> 00:08:02,955 Who wants to stay with him? 135 00:08:03,204 --> 00:08:04,247 Well, busy, busy. 136 00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:08,008 I've gotta catch up on my paperwork on the Anselmo case. 137 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:13,720 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Where are you going? 138 00:08:19,845 --> 00:08:21,601 Well, Harry... 139 00:08:22,264 --> 00:08:24,351 ...looks like it's me and you, buddy. 140 00:09:03,762 --> 00:09:05,649 Agnes. 141 00:09:06,223 --> 00:09:09,984 Tomorrow, would you call the computer company? 142 00:09:10,143 --> 00:09:13,358 I'm having trouble formatting the documents on my floppy disk. 143 00:09:13,522 --> 00:09:15,907 Do it yourself, wiener. Ain't you got fingers? 144 00:09:16,066 --> 00:09:18,450 Yeah, and they'd make a real, tasty fist sandwich. 145 00:09:20,278 --> 00:09:21,571 Stop it, both of you. 146 00:09:21,738 --> 00:09:24,668 That's no way to talk with a dead body in Miss Hayes' office. 147 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,335 Sorry. I'm a little edgy. 148 00:09:28,494 --> 00:09:30,048 Me too. Sorry. 149 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,218 Where is the coroner, Agnes? 150 00:09:35,376 --> 00:09:37,713 I don't know. I called him again. 151 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:40,513 Told him it was getting pretty creepy around here. 152 00:09:40,673 --> 00:09:43,804 They said they'd hurry, but it's been a very busy morning. 153 00:09:43,968 --> 00:09:48,060 Maybe I should send everyone home. You know, out of respect. 154 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,265 That's a good idea. 155 00:09:50,098 --> 00:09:53,112 Miss Hayes. Why is everyone whispering? 156 00:09:53,602 --> 00:09:55,275 Did anybody see--? 157 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,910 What's the matter you people? 158 00:10:33,849 --> 00:10:36,068 Oh, it's you, but-- 159 00:10:38,979 --> 00:10:40,153 Can we help you? 160 00:10:40,313 --> 00:10:43,327 Coroner's office, we're here to pick up a body. 161 00:10:54,285 --> 00:10:55,839 No body here. 162 00:10:59,957 --> 00:11:02,045 No body here. 163 00:11:07,006 --> 00:11:09,343 And no body in here. 164 00:11:14,847 --> 00:11:17,267 -David. -What's the matter, still a little jumpy? 165 00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:21,312 I'm not jumpy. I just don't like people sneaking up on me, that's all. 166 00:11:21,478 --> 00:11:24,942 You hear that? Maybe it's him trying to contact us from the other side. 167 00:11:25,107 --> 00:11:26,364 Harry, is that you? 168 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,454 Harry? 169 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,159 Delivery for Madelyn Hayes. 170 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,167 Oh, great. Thank you so much. 171 00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:35,873 It's a perfect match. 172 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:39,047 -There's the defective one. -What's the matter with this chair? 173 00:11:39,203 --> 00:11:41,090 -It wobbles. -It looks all right to me. 174 00:11:41,248 --> 00:11:42,505 -It wobbles. -Nonsense. 175 00:11:42,665 --> 00:11:44,587 There's nothing wrong with this chair. 176 00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:47,051 I know when I feel a wobble and I felt a wobble. 177 00:11:47,211 --> 00:11:50,474 -You hear me arguing? -Oh, it wobbles. 178 00:11:51,548 --> 00:11:55,012 I didn't hear what you said. It wobbles. 179 00:11:56,429 --> 00:11:58,849 Enjoy your new chair. 180 00:12:00,182 --> 00:12:01,937 Madelyn Hayes, I'm surprised at you. 181 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,022 I had no idea you were so superstitious. 182 00:12:04,186 --> 00:12:06,108 Me, superstitious? You must be kidding. 183 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:09,035 Irrational, ignorant people are superstitious, not me. 184 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:12,287 Come on. You and I know there was nothing wrong with that chair. 185 00:12:12,443 --> 00:12:13,571 -No. -You were spooked. 186 00:12:13,737 --> 00:12:15,576 It had the Grim Reaper's cooties on it. 187 00:12:15,738 --> 00:12:18,538 -It wobbled. -Yeah, right. I understand. 188 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:21,713 Every time I step on a crack, I get a little nervous myself. 189 00:12:21,869 --> 00:12:24,883 But unlike you, I can admit to being a tad superstitious. 190 00:12:25,039 --> 00:12:26,083 Should've hung on. 191 00:12:26,248 --> 00:12:29,547 Odds of two people buying the farm on the same furniture, very slim. 192 00:12:29,710 --> 00:12:31,680 -For the last time-- -It wobbled, I know. 193 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,972 But why can't you admit to irrationality? 194 00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:36,017 How else could we deal with a concept... 195 00:12:36,175 --> 00:12:39,556 ...as mind-boggling as permanent sleep-away camp? 196 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,725 -Harry? -There's a man here to see you. 197 00:12:41,889 --> 00:12:44,143 -Is he healthy? -Show him in, please. 198 00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:49,026 -Thank you for seeing me. -Hi. 199 00:12:49,188 --> 00:12:50,860 -I'm Winston Guy. -I'm Maddie Hayes. 200 00:12:51,022 --> 00:12:53,075 -My associate. -What happened to partner? 201 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:56,282 -How may we help you? -I'm here about a friend who's missing. 202 00:12:56,445 --> 00:12:58,330 Missing persons are a police matter. 203 00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,956 Yes, but I thought maybe he'd been to see you. 204 00:13:01,116 --> 00:13:04,876 He wrote this address on the calendar in his office. 205 00:13:05,036 --> 00:13:06,460 His name is Harry Soffer. 206 00:13:07,747 --> 00:13:09,586 Would you please have a seat, Mr. Guy? 207 00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:16,046 It's extremely important that I find him. 208 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:19,096 The deadline for collecting our winnings is Thursday noon. 209 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:20,682 -Winnings? -The lottery. 210 00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:23,519 -He didn't tell you? -He didn't have a lot to say. 211 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,562 He and I bought a lottery ticket... 212 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,610 ...and we won. 213 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,441 Twelve million dollars. 214 00:13:31,604 --> 00:13:33,738 Twelve million dollars. 215 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,486 You wanna do this or you want me to do it? 216 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,245 Mr. Guy, I don't know quite how to say this. 217 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:45,576 You see, Harry Soffer did come in here yesterday. 218 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,786 But he got sick. 219 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,125 -Sick? -Sick? 220 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,505 He was very sick and he never got well. 221 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,467 As a matter of fact... 222 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,792 ...he's no longer with us. 223 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,676 That's not possible. He was fine last time I saw him. 224 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,601 Maybe it was the shock at winning all that money. 225 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,437 -Would you like us to leave you alone? -No, that's not necessary. 226 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,765 I'm sorry you had to find out this way. 227 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,434 I just can't believe he's gone. 228 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,647 Some friend I am, huh? 229 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,073 Harry's dead and I can't stop thinking about the damn money. 230 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,615 He would have wanted you to enjoy spending it. 231 00:14:19,774 --> 00:14:21,365 I can't. 232 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,416 -We cut the ticket in half. -Oh, boy. 233 00:14:24,571 --> 00:14:27,786 This much money completely alters your sense of reality. 234 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,622 It pits friend against friend. 235 00:14:29,784 --> 00:14:34,209 It makes scoundrels out of decent, honourable men. 236 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:40,010 We decided that the best way to trust each other was not to. 237 00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:41,889 So we each kept half. 238 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,016 He came to see us about a bodyguard. 239 00:14:44,423 --> 00:14:49,062 Security. For both of us. So we could claim our winnings safely. 240 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:52,149 Smart move, 12 million clams pays a lot of ransom. 241 00:14:52,306 --> 00:14:56,696 Don't suppose you would know if Harry had the ticket on him when-- 242 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,145 I'm afraid we don't. 243 00:14:58,312 --> 00:15:01,859 If I don't claim the prize, it rolls over into next week's jackpot. 244 00:15:02,023 --> 00:15:04,954 I'm not doing this just for myself. 245 00:15:05,193 --> 00:15:08,290 Harry has a sister. His share should go to her. 246 00:15:08,446 --> 00:15:10,249 But there isn't much time. 247 00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,498 Would you help me find other half? 248 00:15:14,661 --> 00:15:17,876 I'll make it worth your while. Would say... 249 00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:21,134 ...10 percent of the jackpot seem fair? 250 00:15:24,378 --> 00:15:29,728 All right now, this clown came to our office, dies, probably drove here. 251 00:15:29,884 --> 00:15:31,806 His car is probably down here somewhere. 252 00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:33,559 How are we gonna know which one? 253 00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:37,019 By applying our finely-honed investigative skills. 254 00:15:37,182 --> 00:15:41,239 Now, if you were Harry Soffer, which car would drive? 255 00:15:42,187 --> 00:15:43,694 That one. 256 00:15:44,606 --> 00:15:48,663 You know, you could turn out to be the next Honey West. 257 00:15:57,244 --> 00:16:00,672 I don't think we're the only ones looking for this lottery ticket. 258 00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:05,668 -We're the Skipsquats. -We heard there was a vacancy. 259 00:16:05,835 --> 00:16:08,089 Oh, well, I can't show the apartment today. 260 00:16:08,254 --> 00:16:10,805 There was a burglary last night. Police are up there. 261 00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:13,385 -Looking for fingerprints. -I'm sorry. 262 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:17,228 I'm just glad Mr. Soffer didn't live to see his place turned upside down. 263 00:16:17,387 --> 00:16:20,317 Awful mess. He was always neat as a pin. 264 00:16:20,474 --> 00:16:24,151 Say, how did you hear about the vacancy? I haven't advertised. 265 00:16:24,311 --> 00:16:26,281 Well, you know how things get around. 266 00:16:27,022 --> 00:16:29,359 Suppose so. That's what the others said. 267 00:16:29,525 --> 00:16:30,995 Another party is looking? 268 00:16:31,151 --> 00:16:33,239 Well, a couple of fellows were by yesterday. 269 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:36,452 Nice enough, but I don't rent to cigar smokers. 270 00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:38,833 Thank you. We'll come back some other time. 271 00:16:38,991 --> 00:16:42,539 Oh, please do. You make such a nice young couple. 272 00:16:42,704 --> 00:16:45,005 -Your name again? -Skipsquat. 273 00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,130 Pleased to meet you, Skip. 274 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,381 So far, they've ransacked his car, his apartment... 275 00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:54,516 ...his office and the locker at his gym. 276 00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:58,055 -Somebody wants the half of that ticket. -Can you blame them? 277 00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:00,389 Who else besides Winston Guy knew about it? 278 00:17:00,555 --> 00:17:02,974 I don't know. Who ever it was, they were thorough. 279 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,644 It makes you wonder what else they have turned over. 280 00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:07,020 What do you mean? 281 00:17:07,185 --> 00:17:10,318 Well, there's only one more place they could have turned over. 282 00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:13,114 -No. -What's the big deal? 283 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:16,122 We stroll through the bone yard, make sure Harry's resting. 284 00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:18,117 We've no business rooting a graveyard. 285 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,458 -What was Harry doing in our office? -Trying to hire us. 286 00:17:21,616 --> 00:17:23,170 -Right. As what? -Bodyguards. 287 00:17:23,326 --> 00:17:24,583 To guard his body. 288 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:28,457 The only decent thing to do is respect our client's last wish. 289 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,631 Attagirl. 290 00:17:41,802 --> 00:17:43,808 -Oh, watch it, will you? -Come on. 291 00:17:43,971 --> 00:17:45,608 David. 292 00:17:55,232 --> 00:17:56,987 -Watch it. -What? 293 00:17:57,150 --> 00:18:00,864 -it's bad luck to step on a grave. -What am I supposed to do? Hover? 294 00:18:01,030 --> 00:18:04,161 Perhaps, that's why ghosts float. 295 00:18:16,461 --> 00:18:18,513 I heard something. 296 00:18:24,426 --> 00:18:26,266 -Here it is. -Oh, good. 297 00:18:26,429 --> 00:18:28,018 -Lets go. -Wait a minute. 298 00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:29,734 -What? -We can't leave him here. 299 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,440 -What if those guys come? -I'm not waiting here. 300 00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:35,365 -Me neither. We get the ticket then go. -We do what? 301 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,442 -I got some shovels in the car. -David. 302 00:18:37,606 --> 00:18:40,240 I thought I knew the depths to which you could sink... 303 00:18:40,401 --> 00:18:41,444 ...but I was wrong. 304 00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,662 Well, don't give yourself too hard a time. 305 00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,457 You were only about 6 feet off. 306 00:18:45,614 --> 00:18:48,248 David, you have devolved into something lower, viler... 307 00:18:48,408 --> 00:18:51,042 ...more despicable than I imagined. You're a ghoul. 308 00:18:51,203 --> 00:18:52,246 All right, it's-- 309 00:18:52,412 --> 00:18:54,133 How does he do it? Go home, study? 310 00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:57,136 Is he taking a correspondence course in bad taste? 311 00:18:57,291 --> 00:18:58,466 Maybe it's glandular. 312 00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:01,213 You were planning this, tricked me into coming here. 313 00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:03,550 -I resemble that. -Well, how do you like this? 314 00:19:03,714 --> 00:19:05,720 -You're a grave robber. -it's the money. 315 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:10,024 What if I were poisoned and old Harry down there had the only antidote? 316 00:19:10,179 --> 00:19:12,231 Let's say you were poisoned, all right? 317 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:14,857 No way I'm gonna dig up this dead man, you dig? 318 00:19:15,017 --> 00:19:17,271 No, you dig. 319 00:19:18,562 --> 00:19:19,736 A cigar. 320 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,697 So you were the ones that tore Harry Soffer's place apart. 321 00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:25,361 Great, Maddie. I don't know what she's talking about. 322 00:19:25,527 --> 00:19:27,947 We just came out here to smooch. It was her idea. 323 00:19:28,113 --> 00:19:30,747 My associate and I had resigned ourselves... 324 00:19:30,907 --> 00:19:33,411 ...to along and tedious excavation. 325 00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:34,834 But since you're here... 326 00:19:34,994 --> 00:19:38,542 ...we're happy to allow you the pleasure of disinterring Mr. Soffer. 327 00:19:38,706 --> 00:19:40,676 Well, we'd really like to help you, but-- 328 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,719 We left the shovels in the pickup truck. 329 00:19:42,877 --> 00:19:44,005 -At the ranch. -In Utah. 330 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:47,053 How fortunate, then, that we brought our own. 331 00:19:50,384 --> 00:19:52,888 Look, Maddie, they brought shovels too. 332 00:19:53,804 --> 00:19:57,565 His and hers. 333 00:19:58,684 --> 00:20:00,190 Great. 334 00:20:00,352 --> 00:20:02,404 Yeah, great. 335 00:20:11,738 --> 00:20:14,075 Boy, am I having fun. 336 00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:16,791 I can't remember the last time I had this much fun. 337 00:20:16,952 --> 00:20:19,086 There ought to be a law against this fun. 338 00:20:19,246 --> 00:20:21,048 There is. 339 00:20:21,206 --> 00:20:24,587 We hope Iku and Bicky don't find out how much fun we're having. 340 00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:28,013 -Then they're gonna wanna do this. -I've read Tom Sawyer. 341 00:20:29,755 --> 00:20:31,143 Figures. 342 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:33,387 Only two bad guys in the whole graveyard... 343 00:20:33,551 --> 00:20:36,516 ...and they read the same classic comics as I do. 344 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,754 This has been a wonderful date, but it's late. 345 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:12,637 And me and missus are gonna be running along, so thank-- 346 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,847 Want us to stay? 347 00:21:18,594 --> 00:21:20,516 Beautiful evening... 348 00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:24,903 ...just the two of us, alone here... 349 00:21:25,392 --> 00:21:27,030 ...in the moonlight. 350 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,605 I am not speaking to you. 351 00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,444 You're not made at me, are you? 352 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:34,027 -We could have been killed. -Yeah, but we weren't. 353 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,491 -You should be jumping for joy. -What about my silk dress? 354 00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:40,204 It's completely ruined. Any idea how much this costs? 355 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:42,501 -I'll buy you a dress. -I don't want you to. 356 00:21:42,659 --> 00:21:47,131 I don't wanna ever see you again. I just wanna get out of here now. 357 00:21:47,288 --> 00:21:50,136 -We'll be out of here pretty soon. -When? 358 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:52,510 Well, worse case scenario, Memorial Day. 359 00:21:52,669 --> 00:21:55,718 When the boy scouts come around with them little flags. 360 00:22:09,059 --> 00:22:10,862 David. 361 00:22:13,647 --> 00:22:14,691 David. 362 00:22:18,485 --> 00:22:21,617 -For the love of Mike, wake up. -The capital of Kansas is Topeka. 363 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:26,039 -The capital of Kentucky is Frankfort. -How can you sleep at a time like this? 364 00:22:26,201 --> 00:22:27,245 How? 365 00:22:27,411 --> 00:22:30,958 From the position of the big dipper, I'd say, it's way past my bedtime. 366 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:34,549 I wish I was at home under the covers, warm and dry. 367 00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:37,177 I don't belong here, buried in a cemetery. 368 00:22:37,336 --> 00:22:39,223 I don't wanna know what this feels like. 369 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:43,639 Well, pretend you went to the beach and somebody played a joke on you. 370 00:22:43,801 --> 00:22:46,518 Eventually, you and me are gonna bunny hop out of here. 371 00:22:46,679 --> 00:22:48,980 Which is more than I can say for our neighbours. 372 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:50,183 I'm scared. 373 00:22:50,349 --> 00:22:52,900 Well, I can't say that I blame you. 374 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,104 Let's sing. 375 00:22:55,228 --> 00:22:58,028 It's the best cure for a case of the heebie-jeebies. 376 00:23:07,449 --> 00:23:10,213 -Come on, sing with me. -I hate that song. I don't wanna. 377 00:23:10,786 --> 00:23:12,208 Oh, come on don't be a stiff. 378 00:23:14,497 --> 00:23:15,708 Sorry. 379 00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:27,939 -What was that? -I don't know. 380 00:23:28,094 --> 00:23:29,980 -Over here. -A little help. 381 00:23:30,137 --> 00:23:32,771 -Help. -Hey. 382 00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:36,903 -Over here. -Oh, no. 383 00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:39,031 Go away. Hey, get out of here. 384 00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:42,198 Oh, no. Go away. 385 00:23:42,358 --> 00:23:44,943 Look, there goes a big, fat juicy steak. Go fetch it. 386 00:23:45,111 --> 00:23:48,372 -Don't forget behind the ears. -Will you stop it? Hey, get-- 387 00:23:48,864 --> 00:23:50,287 David, I know that look. 388 00:23:51,783 --> 00:23:55,164 -Tell him I'm not a fire hydrant. -She ain't no fire hydrant. 389 00:24:07,007 --> 00:24:10,269 I guess I can be one scary bitch when I wanna. 390 00:24:11,469 --> 00:24:15,016 Hey, howdy, pops. Listen, you wanna help us out of here? 391 00:24:15,181 --> 00:24:17,767 Me and the missus ain't quite dead yet. 392 00:24:21,312 --> 00:24:23,945 Well, Maddie, look at it this way. 393 00:24:24,106 --> 00:24:26,786 What else could possibly go wrong? 394 00:24:32,948 --> 00:24:35,000 Oh, no. 395 00:24:53,551 --> 00:24:57,264 Mr. Guy, it's Maddie Hayes and David Addison. 396 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,817 Why doesn't he answer? 397 00:24:58,973 --> 00:25:00,978 -Maybe he can't. -David, you don't think-- 398 00:25:11,235 --> 00:25:13,037 -Give me a boost. -I'm freezing. 399 00:25:13,195 --> 00:25:16,576 Before you know it, you'|| be in a nice, hot steamy shower... 400 00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,710 ...with me as your host. 401 00:25:19,659 --> 00:25:21,878 As a matter of fact, bring a girlfriend along. 402 00:25:22,037 --> 00:25:25,002 After the three of us are done towelling each other off-- 403 00:25:28,168 --> 00:25:29,461 Sorry. 404 00:25:30,503 --> 00:25:31,631 Are you all right? 405 00:25:33,256 --> 00:25:35,890 Why do you suppose they put toilets under the window? 406 00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:37,687 Better light to read by? 407 00:25:46,894 --> 00:25:48,021 David. 408 00:25:48,187 --> 00:25:50,572 -What did you do that for? -What did I do? 409 00:25:50,731 --> 00:25:52,403 -You tripped me. -I didn't trip you. 410 00:25:52,566 --> 00:25:54,536 You put out your leg and tripped me. 411 00:25:54,693 --> 00:25:57,374 For a sight gag to work, people gotta be able to see it. 412 00:25:57,529 --> 00:26:00,329 David, well, if you didn't trip me, who did? 413 00:26:00,491 --> 00:26:02,246 Harry. 414 00:26:02,409 --> 00:26:04,580 This guy makes more appearances than Bob Hope. 415 00:26:04,745 --> 00:26:07,082 David, can't you close his eyes? 416 00:26:11,168 --> 00:26:13,172 -How's that look? -What's he doing here? 417 00:26:13,336 --> 00:26:14,547 Losing at strip poker. 418 00:26:15,088 --> 00:26:17,424 This is getting sicker and sicker. 419 00:26:25,723 --> 00:26:27,728 Here, put this on. 420 00:26:27,891 --> 00:26:30,442 -I'm sure Harry won't mind. -You can't be serious. 421 00:26:30,603 --> 00:26:34,482 You don't wanna catch your death of cold, do you? And I do mean death. 422 00:26:38,818 --> 00:26:41,702 There we go. Very nice. 423 00:26:41,863 --> 00:26:44,544 Now you'll be toasty. Perfect fit. 424 00:26:45,283 --> 00:26:47,502 I may get a tattoo like that. 425 00:26:47,661 --> 00:26:49,463 What do you think, Harry? 426 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:55,803 David, I think this is the other half of the lottery ticket. 427 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,511 That is the other half of the lottery ticket. 428 00:26:58,671 --> 00:27:02,183 -We found it. -Thirty-eight, 14, nine, hike. 429 00:27:02,341 --> 00:27:04,845 Maddie, we are rich. 430 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,351 We're rich. 431 00:27:06,512 --> 00:27:10,569 Gold, yachts, and a little French babe to fold my socks for me. 432 00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:12,066 Permanent vacation. 433 00:27:12,935 --> 00:27:15,735 Yeah, I'd give every nickel of it not to end up like that. 434 00:27:16,272 --> 00:27:18,740 I wish dead bodies just disappeared when they died. 435 00:27:18,899 --> 00:27:20,738 |t'd make death easier to deal with. 436 00:27:20,901 --> 00:27:23,701 This is so messy and undignified. 437 00:27:23,862 --> 00:27:25,665 You know what else doesn't make sense? 438 00:27:25,823 --> 00:27:29,121 If we found this ticket, how come Iku and Bicky didn't find it? 439 00:27:29,284 --> 00:27:32,879 You're right. If they searched him, why didn't they find that ticket? 440 00:27:33,038 --> 00:27:36,217 -They were looking for something else. -Mr. Guy was lying to us? 441 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:38,426 Oh, I never win anything. 442 00:27:45,841 --> 00:27:47,016 Iku and Bicky. 443 00:27:47,177 --> 00:27:49,596 -Let's get out of here. -Let me lock the door. 444 00:27:49,762 --> 00:27:52,230 -Come on, will you? -I'm coming. 445 00:27:52,390 --> 00:27:54,062 -Get his feet-- -What are you doing? 446 00:27:54,225 --> 00:27:56,194 -We can't leave Harry. -Sure we can. 447 00:27:56,352 --> 00:27:58,820 Leave him to the mercy of those fiends, werewolves. 448 00:27:58,979 --> 00:28:00,819 We are duty bound to deliver Harry-- 449 00:28:00,982 --> 00:28:03,116 There's no way I'm gonna touch this body. 450 00:28:03,275 --> 00:28:06,205 Well, then maybe we can Ievitate him out of here, huh? 451 00:28:08,572 --> 00:28:10,659 Or maybe you wanna get planted again. 452 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:14,288 Friday night, big city, fast car. 453 00:28:14,452 --> 00:28:16,754 Maybe we ought to dig up a date for Harry. 454 00:28:17,956 --> 00:28:20,459 -Wonder if there's sex after death. -Don't think so. 455 00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:21,967 |t'd be hard without a body. 456 00:28:22,127 --> 00:28:25,721 Then again, it might be better without a body. Better without clothes. 457 00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:32,271 I'm not wild about Harry, David. But it must have been sad... 458 00:28:32,428 --> 00:28:33,982 ...dying alone in that office. 459 00:28:34,138 --> 00:28:36,689 -He's in a better place now. -I never cared for that. 460 00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:40,112 -How about, he croaked? -I like that better. It makes more sense. 461 00:28:40,269 --> 00:28:43,982 I mean, going to your reward, crossing over to the other side. 462 00:28:44,148 --> 00:28:48,822 Those euphemisms sound so made up, make it sound like it means something. 463 00:28:48,986 --> 00:28:51,667 -It doesn't mean anything. -Means in a better place. 464 00:28:51,822 --> 00:28:53,412 -When you die, you die. -Then? 465 00:28:53,573 --> 00:28:54,962 That's it. Nothing. 466 00:28:55,117 --> 00:28:56,160 -Nothing? -Yes. 467 00:28:56,326 --> 00:28:58,663 That's exactly all that death is is nothing. 468 00:28:58,829 --> 00:29:00,714 -Forever and ever. -Amen. 469 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:04,086 You get creeped up about anything having to do with the big sleep. 470 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:07,596 l'd be a nutball too if I believed that was all. The end of the line. 471 00:29:07,753 --> 00:29:09,391 Believe it, because this is it. 472 00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:13,308 What, the phone ring and a voice say, "Maddie. Yeah, almighty here. 473 00:29:13,468 --> 00:29:15,853 Wanna clear the air about the mystery of life"? 474 00:29:16,012 --> 00:29:18,147 It's damn decent of you to set me straight. 475 00:29:18,305 --> 00:29:21,023 I don't make fun of you for made-up things you believe. 476 00:29:21,183 --> 00:29:23,520 That's what they are, to make you feel better. 477 00:29:23,686 --> 00:29:27,280 I feel better that there's something on the other side of the mountain. 478 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,862 -You're wrong. -I'm not wrong. 479 00:29:29,024 --> 00:29:32,618 You can't be. You haven't distinguished yourself in this incarnation. 480 00:29:32,777 --> 00:29:36,919 That's what this uptight, over- achieving, neurotic behaviour is about. 481 00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:39,375 I wanna do something, make something of my life. 482 00:29:39,534 --> 00:29:41,504 This is the only life I'm going to have. 483 00:29:41,662 --> 00:29:44,876 You got a choice. Believe one of two things. Something or nothing. 484 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,377 I'm gonna go for the special, comes with dessert. 485 00:29:47,543 --> 00:29:50,389 Why doesn't someone who's died, someone who loved you... 486 00:29:50,545 --> 00:29:53,724 ...why don't they come back and tell you what to expect? 487 00:29:53,881 --> 00:29:55,934 -My grandfather did. He did. -David. 488 00:29:56,092 --> 00:29:59,853 He came back to me in a dream. He said that life after death was okay. 489 00:30:00,012 --> 00:30:02,184 He said Cubs were gonna win the World Series. 490 00:30:02,348 --> 00:30:05,196 -No one's appeared to me. -Not yet, but if I go first-- 491 00:30:05,351 --> 00:30:06,525 Don't talk like that. 492 00:30:06,686 --> 00:30:10,067 I'm coming back to prove you're wrong. I'll haunt you gentle, rough. 493 00:30:10,231 --> 00:30:12,153 I'll make you sweat. I'll make you moan. 494 00:30:12,316 --> 00:30:13,906 I'll haunt you all over again. 495 00:30:14,068 --> 00:30:18,078 And I won't stop haunting you, until we're both drenched in ectoplasm. 496 00:30:18,238 --> 00:30:21,121 I don't know what I'd do if you were the first one to go. 497 00:30:21,283 --> 00:30:23,169 I'll keep your side of the cloud warm. 498 00:30:23,327 --> 00:30:27,040 No you won't, you'll be chasing some little angel in a French maid's outfit. 499 00:30:27,206 --> 00:30:29,674 Well, maybe, but we'd stay in touch, you and me. 500 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:32,929 -It wouldn't be a heaven without you. -Oh, David. 501 00:30:35,755 --> 00:30:38,389 David, this isn't the way to the police station. 502 00:30:38,550 --> 00:30:40,306 We ain't going to the police station. 503 00:30:40,469 --> 00:30:43,267 The coroners' office is downtown. Where are we going? 504 00:30:43,429 --> 00:30:45,648 -Your house. -My house? What about Harry? 505 00:30:45,807 --> 00:30:48,191 He could stay in the freezer in the garage. 506 00:30:48,351 --> 00:30:49,643 I've had it, that's it. 507 00:30:49,810 --> 00:30:52,989 People are going to trouble to get this guy and we've got him. 508 00:30:53,147 --> 00:30:56,160 -Not for long. -He could be just as valuable to us. 509 00:30:56,317 --> 00:30:57,443 -How? -I don't know yet. 510 00:30:57,609 --> 00:31:00,374 We ought to hold on until we find out what's going on. 511 00:31:00,529 --> 00:31:02,083 You're demented, disturbed. 512 00:31:02,239 --> 00:31:04,824 You should be taken into custody for your protection. 513 00:31:04,991 --> 00:31:08,622 -You should be institutionalized. -I'm just looking out for his welfare. 514 00:31:13,292 --> 00:31:16,388 -Get the thing. -I'm doing it, all right? 515 00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:23,974 Looks cosy enough. 516 00:31:24,135 --> 00:31:26,983 Get him over here between the handles. 517 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:32,732 David, what am I gonna do with all this food? 518 00:31:32,893 --> 00:31:34,780 Well, I'm not doing anything for dinner. 519 00:31:34,937 --> 00:31:37,903 Oh, how can you think of about eating after today? 520 00:31:38,065 --> 00:31:41,743 I didn't want his chair in my office. Now I'm setting up housekeeping. 521 00:31:41,902 --> 00:31:44,453 It's not like you're sharing a bathroom with him. 522 00:31:44,614 --> 00:31:48,125 Every time I want ice for margaritas, I have to confront my mortality. 523 00:31:48,284 --> 00:31:50,833 Well, you're not gonna need these anymore. 524 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:53,924 Light goes out when you close the lid. All right. 525 00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:58,044 -David, I can't do this. -Give me some help. 526 00:31:58,209 --> 00:31:59,681 David. 527 00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:01,551 I can't do this. 528 00:32:01,712 --> 00:32:03,718 You don't want old Harry to spoil, do you? 529 00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,603 I don't want a man in my icebox. 530 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,937 Well, I can't help it if you're an old-fashioned girl. 531 00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:13,527 Hey. 532 00:32:15,184 --> 00:32:17,948 -What? -Look at this. 533 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:25,533 -What is it? -Take a look. 534 00:32:26,904 --> 00:32:28,825 Oh, is that some sort of plan? 535 00:32:28,989 --> 00:32:31,208 Is this the third act? it's some sort of plan. 536 00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:35,293 -ls this what all the hubbub's about? -For a dead guy, you're one sly dog. 537 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,260 David, do you smell something? 538 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:41,298 That hole burning in my pocket from the money this is worth. 539 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,630 My spider sense tells me we are in the money. 540 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,516 No. 541 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,846 You're in a jam. 542 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,302 Relax, Harry. 543 00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:53,310 -How did you find us? -Followed you from Mr. Guy's place. 544 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,559 -Good answer. -Hold it right there. 545 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:58,273 Would you mind not smoking that thing in my house? 546 00:32:58,434 --> 00:33:01,234 Put it out. Turn around, hands on the wall. 547 00:33:01,395 --> 00:33:03,317 But I just painted it. 548 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:04,655 The maid comes tomorrow. 549 00:33:04,815 --> 00:33:08,327 You wouldn't happen to know where Winston Guy is right now, would you? 550 00:33:08,485 --> 00:33:09,743 Thought you could tell us. 551 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:14,080 Last we saw him was when he relieved us of Mr. Soffer at the cemetery. 552 00:33:14,241 --> 00:33:16,080 So that's how Harry got to Guy's place. 553 00:33:16,243 --> 00:33:19,505 Hey. Hey. 554 00:33:21,456 --> 00:33:23,093 I'm ticklish down there. 555 00:33:23,249 --> 00:33:26,927 Why can't you just leave that little guy alone and let him rest in peace? 556 00:33:27,086 --> 00:33:30,384 Because that little old man was an extremely accomplished thief. 557 00:33:30,548 --> 00:33:34,475 -Harry? Don't you touch me. -She's a little standoffish at first. 558 00:33:34,636 --> 00:33:36,475 -Let me frisk her. -Upstairs. 559 00:33:36,637 --> 00:33:38,690 -Up these stairs here. All right. -Come on. 560 00:33:40,433 --> 00:33:41,904 Old Harry was light-fingered? 561 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:45,939 He stole sophisticated marine designs from a company he used to work for. 562 00:33:46,105 --> 00:33:48,988 Some schematics for a low-noise submarine propeller. 563 00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:50,193 The tattoo. 564 00:33:50,359 --> 00:33:54,914 Yeah, highly ingenious, don't you think? And extremely valuable. 565 00:33:57,157 --> 00:33:58,913 So where does Guy fit into all this? 566 00:33:59,076 --> 00:34:01,211 Guy is what you might call an opponent... 567 00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:04,253 ...competing with us to sell Mr. Soffer's designs... 568 00:34:04,414 --> 00:34:05,967 ...to an interested third party. 569 00:34:06,124 --> 00:34:08,046 Does the U.S. Navy know about this? 570 00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:10,464 Well, we didn't exactly ask their permission. 571 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,269 Yeah, we got the plans. 572 00:34:14,841 --> 00:34:16,228 Right, they're on the body. 573 00:34:16,384 --> 00:34:19,184 Been a while since I've been invited up here. 574 00:34:19,595 --> 00:34:21,980 David, these people are spies. 575 00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:23,979 Bed's a little smaller than I remember. 576 00:34:24,142 --> 00:34:27,071 Whatever Guy wants, we'll beat it. 577 00:34:27,687 --> 00:34:29,489 Margin call from your broker? 578 00:34:30,105 --> 00:34:32,442 Winston Guy is a dead man. 579 00:34:32,608 --> 00:34:34,661 A lot of that going on in this episode. 580 00:34:34,819 --> 00:34:38,413 Guy's meeting with him in an hour, he's got photographs of the plans. 581 00:34:38,573 --> 00:34:41,502 That explains why Harry was getting his senior picture taken. 582 00:34:41,659 --> 00:34:44,921 Hey, by any chance, were your mother and father brother and sister? 583 00:34:45,078 --> 00:34:46,419 We'll have to be going now. 584 00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:49,428 -What'|| happen to us? -Yeah, what'|| happen to us? 585 00:34:51,126 --> 00:34:53,262 You're really quite grimy. 586 00:35:02,178 --> 00:35:04,100 Did you have to slobber so much? 587 00:35:04,264 --> 00:35:07,229 -it's off already. -Well, get mine out. 588 00:35:08,434 --> 00:35:11,898 Would you hold still I can do it, all right? 589 00:35:22,364 --> 00:35:25,995 I thought chewing your pantyhose off was gonna be a lot more fun than this. 590 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,130 Let me start down here. 591 00:35:28,704 --> 00:35:30,459 Hurry, David. 592 00:35:31,081 --> 00:35:34,462 I'll be done in, probably, two, three hour. 593 00:35:34,626 --> 00:35:36,347 Stop, David. Stop. 594 00:35:37,045 --> 00:35:39,679 Look, this is a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. 595 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,725 I have an idea. Turn the shower on. 596 00:35:41,883 --> 00:35:44,386 The pantyhose'll get wet, loosen up, we'll be out. 597 00:35:44,552 --> 00:35:47,980 -All right, good. Move over there. -Let me just get my shoulder there. 598 00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:49,606 Watch my face on this. 599 00:35:52,309 --> 00:35:53,863 I liked my idea a little better. 600 00:35:56,146 --> 00:35:57,570 We need some lubrication. 601 00:36:04,947 --> 00:36:06,749 Very nice. Very nice, now. 602 00:36:06,908 --> 00:36:09,872 -All right, are you ready? Squeeze. -You can't be serious. 603 00:36:10,035 --> 00:36:11,874 You don't think I'm enjoying this? 604 00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:15,335 -You pay people to do this. -This is no time to think of pleasure. 605 00:36:15,499 --> 00:36:19,129 There's a tattoo that could shut down the shipping lanes of the free world. 606 00:36:19,294 --> 00:36:22,308 All right, you ready? One, two, three, squeeze. 607 00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:26,519 Eureka, there she blows. 608 00:36:26,676 --> 00:36:27,850 -Okay. -Okay, what? 609 00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:29,683 -All right, jump. -Jump? 610 00:36:29,846 --> 00:36:33,393 -We gotta work up the Iather. -I won't. it's dangerous in the shower. 611 00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:36,571 Trust me. If anybody can work you into a Iather, it's me. 612 00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:39,193 It's working. 613 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,412 Want a cigarette? 614 00:36:50,824 --> 00:36:53,755 -He's gone. -Chilling champagne at some shindig. 615 00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,841 -Celebrating the downfall of democracy. -What're we gonna do? 616 00:36:56,997 --> 00:37:00,130 Listen, while we're thinking can we put our clothes in the dryer? 617 00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:02,760 -Good idea, will you unzip me? -Will you unzip me? 618 00:37:02,919 --> 00:37:05,505 First thing we have to do is call the CIA and the FBI. 619 00:37:05,672 --> 00:37:07,808 Yeah, and the BBC and BB King. 620 00:37:07,966 --> 00:37:10,896 -Hold it right there. -Standards and Practises. 621 00:37:11,386 --> 00:37:12,430 Where's Harry? 622 00:37:12,595 --> 00:37:15,099 Just missed him. He just left with Iku and Bicky. 623 00:37:15,265 --> 00:37:17,020 -How'd you find us? -Wasn't too hard. 624 00:37:17,183 --> 00:37:21,240 I called your office and the answering service put me to a cooperative nitwit. 625 00:37:21,396 --> 00:37:22,949 You've gotta talk to Agnes. 626 00:37:23,105 --> 00:37:25,277 Hear the one about the moron who the lottery? 627 00:37:25,441 --> 00:37:28,870 -A dollar a year for million years. -The lottery ticket. 628 00:37:29,028 --> 00:37:31,531 A little white lie, I confess. 629 00:37:31,697 --> 00:37:33,500 Mr. Soffer and I never actually met. 630 00:37:33,657 --> 00:37:37,086 I sent him half a lottery ticket as identification. 631 00:37:37,244 --> 00:37:39,712 Why did you need Harry? You photographed the plans. 632 00:37:39,872 --> 00:37:42,969 Rather badly. I left the lens cap on. 633 00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:46,506 It happens, but listen, I gotta give you a little bit of a warning. 634 00:37:46,670 --> 00:37:48,924 Iku and Bicky are gunning for you right now. 635 00:37:49,088 --> 00:37:50,477 They're very competitive. 636 00:37:50,632 --> 00:37:53,764 I thank you and I appreciate the warning. 637 00:37:53,927 --> 00:37:57,889 -And now get into the freezer. -You're not gonna get away with this. 638 00:37:58,056 --> 00:38:00,737 I'll be honest with you, this is all being filmed. 639 00:38:01,101 --> 00:38:02,903 -Get in. -In our wet clothes? 640 00:38:03,644 --> 00:38:06,064 -You can take them off if you like. -Never mind. 641 00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:08,864 Maddie, I got it. Frozen T-shirt contest. 642 00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:12,157 It'll be the wave of the future. We'll get rich. 643 00:38:13,362 --> 00:38:15,830 All right then, let's have it your way. 644 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,221 Maddie. 645 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:34,508 Maddie. 646 00:38:34,674 --> 00:38:36,347 Maddie. 647 00:39:59,923 --> 00:40:01,430 Hello. 648 00:40:01,592 --> 00:40:03,678 Hello. 649 00:40:04,218 --> 00:40:06,022 Hello. 650 00:40:10,683 --> 00:40:13,187 Good morning, Miss Hayes. 651 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:20,201 David. 652 00:40:21,902 --> 00:40:26,707 Hi, boys, you've reached 976-BONE. 653 00:41:38,476 --> 00:41:41,062 -Come on. -Hello, Maddie. 654 00:41:41,229 --> 00:41:43,447 We've been waiting for you. 655 00:41:44,274 --> 00:41:49,161 -Nice grave we've been digging for you. -Nice and special. 656 00:42:06,253 --> 00:42:07,296 -Die. -Die. 657 00:42:20,475 --> 00:42:24,188 -Come on. Come with us. -We'll take you over to your plot. 658 00:42:24,729 --> 00:42:25,903 Yeah, come on now. 659 00:42:26,063 --> 00:42:28,649 -You should stay here. -It will be nice. 660 00:42:32,945 --> 00:42:34,333 All right. 661 00:42:45,291 --> 00:42:47,176 No. No. 662 00:42:52,714 --> 00:42:54,351 No. 663 00:43:21,283 --> 00:43:22,541 Come on, Maddie. 664 00:44:26,554 --> 00:44:27,896 No. 665 00:44:28,515 --> 00:44:30,021 No. No. 666 00:44:32,519 --> 00:44:33,941 No, David. 667 00:44:34,103 --> 00:44:35,776 No. 668 00:44:35,939 --> 00:44:37,528 -Oh, David. No. -it's okay. 669 00:44:37,690 --> 00:44:40,904 -No. -it's okay. I'm right here. 670 00:44:43,070 --> 00:44:46,250 -What happened? -You got whacked on the head. 671 00:44:46,407 --> 00:44:48,662 Ruined a perfectly good revolver. 672 00:44:50,494 --> 00:44:52,796 I had this terrible dream. 673 00:44:52,955 --> 00:44:55,755 I thought I was dead, only I was at the office. 674 00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:58,384 Agnes was missing her head. 675 00:44:58,543 --> 00:45:01,177 And you were the Grim Reaper. It was frightening. 676 00:45:02,464 --> 00:45:04,551 Doctor, medication. 677 00:45:07,761 --> 00:45:10,774 Well, how's the little lady with the big headache? 678 00:45:10,931 --> 00:45:13,231 Well, she's conscious, sort of. 679 00:45:13,391 --> 00:45:16,854 How about we take a trip to X-ray and shine a light through your head... 680 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:20,198 ...and count your marbles, see if they're all there? 681 00:45:36,205 --> 00:45:37,676 David, look. 682 00:45:37,873 --> 00:45:40,293 -All right. -Just bring them right in here. 683 00:45:40,459 --> 00:45:42,132 It's Iku. 684 00:45:42,294 --> 00:45:44,133 -And Bicky. -Mr. Lucky. 685 00:45:46,256 --> 00:45:48,557 And Harry. 686 00:45:48,716 --> 00:45:51,434 -What is this, the last act of Hamlet? -What have we got? 687 00:45:51,594 --> 00:45:54,560 Three DOAs. Gunshot wounds. Must have been quite a firefight. 688 00:45:54,723 --> 00:45:58,519 Real old-fashioned shoot-'em-up. And this guy's already embalmed. 689 00:45:58,685 --> 00:46:02,315 Nurse, you wanna get someone to take these gentlemen down to pathology? 690 00:46:05,399 --> 00:46:07,654 Vaya con Dios, Harry. 691 00:46:24,209 --> 00:46:25,253 Come in. 692 00:46:26,712 --> 00:46:29,049 Hey, what are you doing here? 693 00:46:29,214 --> 00:46:32,014 Shouldn't you be home resting? You took a whack yesterday. 694 00:46:32,176 --> 00:46:34,014 -I'm fine, really. -I don't know. 695 00:46:34,177 --> 00:46:35,768 -What day is it? -Tuesday. 696 00:46:35,929 --> 00:46:38,016 -Follow my finger with your eye. -I'm busy. 697 00:46:38,181 --> 00:46:40,151 Come on. 698 00:46:40,892 --> 00:46:42,897 I'm perfectly all right, David. 699 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,695 All right, good. Now, touch your finger to your nose. 700 00:46:45,856 --> 00:46:47,777 Good. Touch your tongue to my tongue. 701 00:46:50,777 --> 00:46:52,069 It's okay. 702 00:46:52,236 --> 00:46:55,166 Just came in to ask you a favour, that's all. I've been-- 703 00:46:55,322 --> 00:46:56,367 I've been-- 704 00:46:57,366 --> 00:47:01,044 Well, I've been thinking a lot the past few days... 705 00:47:01,704 --> 00:47:02,996 ...about the inevitable. 706 00:47:03,163 --> 00:47:06,295 Last few days, how can you help but think about the inevitable. 707 00:47:06,458 --> 00:47:08,261 Well, I was thinking, you know-- 708 00:47:08,419 --> 00:47:11,847 I'm thinking that you really are the closest person to me. 709 00:47:12,005 --> 00:47:15,102 And being such, you would be the logical choice... 710 00:47:15,259 --> 00:47:17,976 ...to take care of things for me when I'm-- 711 00:47:18,137 --> 00:47:20,022 David, I don't even wanna think of that. 712 00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:22,565 Well, I know, I know, but we have to, right? 713 00:47:23,433 --> 00:47:24,821 -Right. -So... 714 00:47:26,561 --> 00:47:31,282 ...here are my instructions. This is what I would like you to do. 715 00:47:31,858 --> 00:47:33,448 Oh, David. 716 00:47:33,609 --> 00:47:36,327 It means a lot to me that you think this much of me... 717 00:47:36,487 --> 00:47:37,958 ...to have me do this for you. 718 00:47:38,114 --> 00:47:39,621 I know you'll do a good job. 719 00:47:39,782 --> 00:47:41,668 -You can count on me. -I know. 720 00:47:41,825 --> 00:47:44,294 I'll follow these instructions to the letter. 721 00:47:44,453 --> 00:47:45,663 Thank you. 722 00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:47,751 You might wanna take a gander at them... 723 00:47:47,915 --> 00:47:50,549 ...you know, make sure everything's clear. 724 00:47:56,047 --> 00:47:57,259 Oh, David. 725 00:47:57,424 --> 00:47:59,429 I'm glad we're doing this now. I mean, I-- 726 00:47:59,592 --> 00:48:01,847 I wanna be prepared. I want you to be prepared. 727 00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:04,516 So there's no question about what my last wishes are. 728 00:48:11,063 --> 00:48:12,485 Well, what? 729 00:48:12,647 --> 00:48:15,826 You want me to die with a smile on my face, don't you?