1 00:01:49,887 --> 00:01:51,809 Be a good boy, huh? 2 00:01:53,141 --> 00:01:54,267 Okay, Buster. 3 00:01:54,433 --> 00:01:56,272 Okay, Buster. 4 00:01:57,436 --> 00:02:00,319 Okay, Buster. it's all right. 5 00:02:05,068 --> 00:02:06,954 You've had a chance to look this over. 6 00:02:07,112 --> 00:02:09,697 May I suggest we get down to business? 7 00:02:09,865 --> 00:02:13,874 I think you'll see that our proposal is reasonable and fair. 8 00:02:14,035 --> 00:02:15,921 More than fair. 9 00:02:16,078 --> 00:02:19,506 Now, we've given you your division of the community property. 10 00:02:19,666 --> 00:02:22,299 We've given you the Tebonn portfolio. 11 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:25,093 Full title to the foreign real estate. 12 00:02:25,254 --> 00:02:27,389 And you get the parrots. 13 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:30,845 Now, my client wants this settlement to be amicable as possible. 14 00:02:31,010 --> 00:02:34,023 Then don't jerk us around on the alimony. 15 00:02:34,179 --> 00:02:37,774 How's Lydia supposed to maintain her lifestyle on this figure? 16 00:02:37,933 --> 00:02:40,946 I don't care about the money. She can have anything she wants. 17 00:02:41,103 --> 00:02:44,282 I just wanna make sure that we're doing the right thing here. 18 00:02:44,439 --> 00:02:46,159 Have we really tried everything? 19 00:02:46,316 --> 00:02:49,116 -Nathan, this was your idea. -Maybe. 20 00:02:49,277 --> 00:02:51,116 Maybe I'm having second thoughts. 21 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:53,615 Oh, this is not a counselling session. 22 00:02:53,781 --> 00:02:55,502 Oldest story in the book. 23 00:02:55,658 --> 00:02:58,505 Your client pleads irreconcilable differences... 24 00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:01,958 ...until he sees the alimony figure on the paper and suddenly... 25 00:03:02,123 --> 00:03:06,382 ...my client's little annoying habits aren't so annoying after all. 26 00:03:06,543 --> 00:03:09,307 He doesn't want you back, he wants a discount, right? 27 00:03:09,462 --> 00:03:12,180 -Don't bully my client. -Don't insult us with the offer. 28 00:03:12,341 --> 00:03:14,013 Lydia, can I talk to you alone? 29 00:03:14,175 --> 00:03:17,390 I do not want you to talk to her at all. You talk to me. 30 00:03:18,638 --> 00:03:21,486 -It wouldn't do any harm if I spoke-- -Please, trust me. 31 00:03:21,641 --> 00:03:24,903 I've seen this a thousand times. He'll do or say just anything... 32 00:03:25,061 --> 00:03:28,941 -...to soften the financial blow. -All I want is a chance to try to-- 33 00:03:29,106 --> 00:03:32,120 -I know what you want and-- -Why don't you shut up? 34 00:03:32,276 --> 00:03:35,658 Why don't we reconvene when your client has control of himself? 35 00:03:35,862 --> 00:03:38,829 Is this the way you represent my wife's interests... 36 00:03:38,991 --> 00:03:40,663 ...by driving a wedge between us? 37 00:03:40,868 --> 00:03:45,043 If you need to blame me for your inadequacies as a husband, fine. 38 00:03:45,205 --> 00:03:48,053 -Where did you dig up this bulldog? -Oh, now just stop it. 39 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,509 I have to request the absence of your client. 40 00:03:50,669 --> 00:03:52,222 Don't pull that routine on me. 41 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:55,095 Who do you think you are, ordering me around like that? 42 00:03:55,257 --> 00:03:57,760 -My marriage counsellor-- -Now, the offer is fair. 43 00:03:57,925 --> 00:04:00,429 -I see what you're doing. -You stuff your offer! 44 00:04:00,594 --> 00:04:02,646 And I don't like it. 45 00:04:05,057 --> 00:04:07,775 Oh, my God. Nathan, call an ambulance. 46 00:04:07,935 --> 00:04:09,407 Right away. 47 00:04:12,314 --> 00:04:14,533 We got a rhythm, but she's shooting PVCs. 48 00:04:14,691 --> 00:04:18,701 Okay, let's give her a bolus, 75-milligram Iidocaine, IV push. 49 00:04:18,862 --> 00:04:20,784 Give me one amp sodium bicarb, stat. 50 00:04:20,947 --> 00:04:25,170 -BP, 5010. No pulse. -Defib, 400-watt seconds. 51 00:04:26,119 --> 00:04:29,168 Let's go. Ready? Clear. 52 00:04:31,499 --> 00:04:33,302 Let's go again. 53 00:04:35,545 --> 00:04:37,098 Clear. 54 00:04:46,346 --> 00:04:48,019 Mr. A-- 55 00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:51,686 David, our meeting was supposed to start at 8:30. 56 00:04:51,851 --> 00:04:54,355 -Big hand's on 6, little hand on 8. -A pyjama shirt? 57 00:04:54,521 --> 00:04:57,736 -Yes, it's the latest rage for the fall. -Scoff at a big retainer. 58 00:04:57,899 --> 00:05:00,616 Steady flow of casework, contacts, referrals, profits. 59 00:05:00,777 --> 00:05:01,869 The client is late. 60 00:05:02,028 --> 00:05:05,575 We have time to figure out how we're gonna handle this. Look at this. 61 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:09,502 I'm not some kind of machine you can turn on. I need a cup of joe. 62 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:12,709 A trip to the little boy's room, a glance at the Sports page. 63 00:05:12,871 --> 00:05:14,259 If you'd show up earlier .... 64 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:17,381 It used to be, "Get here on time." Now you want earlier? 65 00:05:17,543 --> 00:05:20,675 Maybe you should set up housekeeping here in the office. 66 00:05:20,838 --> 00:05:22,640 This would make a nice master bedroom. 67 00:05:22,798 --> 00:05:26,226 The truth is I would've been on time if my cab hadn't got in a wreck. 68 00:05:26,384 --> 00:05:28,971 The dog ate your homework. Cabs don't get in wrecks. 69 00:05:29,137 --> 00:05:32,483 That's what I kept telling this guy. "You can't shave and drive." 70 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,815 But did he listen? No. 71 00:05:33,975 --> 00:05:37,356 The hood ornament on his car is going to the D on a diaper truck. 72 00:05:37,562 --> 00:05:40,576 -Why were you in a cab? -You ever try handling a rickshaw? 73 00:05:40,732 --> 00:05:44,030 What happened to your car? it's been in the shop since I met you-- 74 00:05:44,193 --> 00:05:46,413 I don't think I recall ever seeing your car. 75 00:05:46,571 --> 00:05:47,745 Because it's so fast. 76 00:05:47,905 --> 00:05:48,997 -Where is it? -What? 77 00:05:49,156 --> 00:05:50,367 Why don't you drive it? 78 00:05:50,533 --> 00:05:52,620 -You don't drive a car like that. -Why not? 79 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,790 It kind of belongs to somebody else. 80 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:56,923 -You kind of sold it? -The shop did. 81 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,507 The repair shop sold your car out from under you? 82 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:02,549 Well, it wasn't a repair shop exactly. 83 00:06:02,711 --> 00:06:04,846 It was more along the lines of a pawnshop. 84 00:06:05,297 --> 00:06:07,847 -A pawnshop? -Honest Ethan's. 85 00:06:08,008 --> 00:06:10,095 When it comes to finances, you're a nitwit. 86 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,731 This from Ms. Chapter 11. 87 00:06:11,886 --> 00:06:13,974 -I don't throw money around. -Neither do I. 88 00:06:14,138 --> 00:06:16,855 Well, I wouldn't call hooking your car a sound business. 89 00:06:17,017 --> 00:06:18,737 -I got overhead. -Such as? 90 00:06:18,893 --> 00:06:21,396 Well, let me see, there's-- Well.... 91 00:06:21,562 --> 00:06:24,326 A mortgage? Life-insurance premiums? 92 00:06:24,481 --> 00:06:25,823 Supporting a family? 93 00:06:25,983 --> 00:06:28,700 What do you have to show for piddling away your salary? 94 00:06:28,861 --> 00:06:30,154 See this smile? 95 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:32,955 -I couldn't live like that. -Well, that's your problem. 96 00:06:33,115 --> 00:06:35,962 One of many, I might add. See, the problem with you is... 97 00:06:36,117 --> 00:06:39,215 ...you do not know how to enjoy the fruits of your labour. 98 00:06:39,412 --> 00:06:42,378 That's not true. I indulge in the occasional luxury. 99 00:06:42,541 --> 00:06:45,720 I like to know that I have a little salted away for a rainy day. 100 00:06:45,877 --> 00:06:49,175 Hey, when I'm lying there, tubes in my nose, can't move my face... 101 00:06:49,338 --> 00:06:51,178 ...what good's a nest egg gonna do me? 102 00:06:51,341 --> 00:06:55,137 Tubes aren't free and you'd feel better if you were financially secure. 103 00:06:55,303 --> 00:06:58,566 Incontinent but financially secure? No, thanks. 104 00:06:58,723 --> 00:07:01,024 I'll take a head full of memories to the grave. 105 00:07:01,183 --> 00:07:04,861 If we can close this deal, it'll mean something extra for both of us. 106 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:07,606 -Please, take your share and invest it. -You're right. 107 00:07:07,773 --> 00:07:09,778 I should probably upgrade my sound system. 108 00:07:09,942 --> 00:07:11,863 T-bills, bonds, a money-market fund. 109 00:07:12,027 --> 00:07:14,032 Something where you'll earn some interest. 110 00:07:14,737 --> 00:07:19,246 If my life gets any more interesting, they'll have to chain me and give tours. 111 00:07:20,576 --> 00:07:22,628 -Betty Russell's here. -Show her in. 112 00:07:22,788 --> 00:07:25,670 Betty Russell? Betty Russell. 113 00:07:25,831 --> 00:07:27,635 An attorney, the one I told you about. 114 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:31,470 She wants to put us on retainer to do the PI work for her firm. 115 00:07:32,004 --> 00:07:35,847 Betty "Barracuda" Russell, esquire. 116 00:07:36,008 --> 00:07:38,345 Homewrecker extraordinaire. 117 00:07:38,511 --> 00:07:41,856 She gets on wifey's team and hubby goes to the poorhouse. 118 00:07:42,013 --> 00:07:44,268 My reputation proceeds me. 119 00:07:44,432 --> 00:07:46,069 I guess I should have knocked. 120 00:07:46,226 --> 00:07:47,982 That's okay, we have no secrets. 121 00:07:48,145 --> 00:07:52,404 I'm Betty Russell, known in some circles as the Barracuda. 122 00:07:52,608 --> 00:07:56,403 -I'm sorry. -Oh, don't be. I earned my title. 123 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:59,997 -I admire your candour, Mister...? -Addison. David Addison. 124 00:08:00,156 --> 00:08:04,036 -Private investigator extraordinaire. -I'm Maddie Hayes. Nice to meet you. 125 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:07,084 A lot of people take a very dim view of my profession... 126 00:08:07,246 --> 00:08:11,967 ...and in that I'm good at what I do, they take an even dimmer view of me. 127 00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:15,803 -But I do hope that you'll hear me out. -Right. 128 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,644 Betty, will you excuse us for just a moment, please? 129 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,685 -Of course. -Have a seat or something. 130 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,565 Before we take a job crowbarring relationships, we should talk. 131 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:26,979 If you'd get here early-- 132 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,061 I'm working on that, but I'm here now. 133 00:08:29,226 --> 00:08:31,859 Watching people divide up their record collections-- 134 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:34,653 -We've had divorce work before. -Not on a retainer. 135 00:08:34,856 --> 00:08:37,655 Day in, day out, slip and slide and sneak and peep and-- 136 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:38,944 I'm not one to talk... 137 00:08:39,109 --> 00:08:41,958 ...but does this have something to do with your marriage? 138 00:08:42,113 --> 00:08:43,620 Yeah. 139 00:08:43,781 --> 00:08:46,628 I see. Well, I'm glad to see we can handle this... 140 00:08:46,784 --> 00:08:48,457 ...like two mature rational adults. 141 00:08:48,619 --> 00:08:50,256 -I understand you. -Good. 142 00:08:50,412 --> 00:08:52,132 And you have to understand mine. 143 00:08:52,289 --> 00:08:55,254 The Russell account is important to this firm, businesswise. 144 00:08:55,792 --> 00:08:58,011 I understand. I don't agree, but I understand. 145 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,009 Let's try something we've never done. 146 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:02,224 -You get to be the boy? -We'll compromise. 147 00:09:02,382 --> 00:09:05,478 We'll hear her out. You don't wanna work on the account, don't. 148 00:09:05,635 --> 00:09:07,189 -What's the catch? -No catch. 149 00:09:07,345 --> 00:09:09,232 You'll do something else. 150 00:09:09,389 --> 00:09:11,228 -No arguing? -No complaining. 151 00:09:11,432 --> 00:09:13,354 -No insults. -No slamming of doors? 152 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,362 No making up? 153 00:09:16,395 --> 00:09:19,776 -Maybe we're rushing into this thing. -Let's see what she has to say. 154 00:09:19,941 --> 00:09:21,661 Am I nuts? 155 00:09:21,817 --> 00:09:24,202 I earn my living by breaking up marriages. 156 00:09:24,361 --> 00:09:26,247 Well, that's not entirely true. 157 00:09:26,404 --> 00:09:29,169 They're pretty much broken by the time they get to me. 158 00:09:29,324 --> 00:09:34,462 I'm not so much the executioner as I am the undertaker... 159 00:09:34,621 --> 00:09:37,302 ...for the sacrament of matrimony. 160 00:09:37,457 --> 00:09:41,633 A while back, I had an unexpected vacation. 161 00:09:41,794 --> 00:09:43,681 A heart attack. 162 00:09:43,838 --> 00:09:45,759 While I was lying in ICU... 163 00:09:46,632 --> 00:09:49,978 ...I took the proverbial hard long look at my life... 164 00:09:50,136 --> 00:09:54,192 ...and what I saw didn't hold up. 165 00:09:54,348 --> 00:09:59,437 If I had died, I would have left behind some assets... 166 00:09:59,603 --> 00:10:02,818 ...a reputation and very little else. 167 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:07,535 I've never painted a painting, never written a song... 168 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,458 ...no husband, no kids. 169 00:10:10,613 --> 00:10:16,331 All I can point to is a few hundred broken homes that I helped to create. 170 00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:19,165 Not much of a legacy. 171 00:10:19,914 --> 00:10:23,592 I'd like you to help me change that. 172 00:10:23,751 --> 00:10:25,553 I'm not sure I understand how. 173 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:29,852 There's a husband and wife, after 17 years of marriage... 174 00:10:30,007 --> 00:10:32,593 ...their divorce is about to become final. 175 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,271 I'm the attorney for the wife, Lydia Kraft. 176 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:39,016 Early on, there was a chance for a reconciliation. 177 00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:40,854 I know that now. 178 00:10:41,018 --> 00:10:45,158 But in the heat of battle, I guess I chose not to notice. 179 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,578 I want you to help me put that marriage back together. 180 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:51,949 |t'd be like squeezing toothpaste back into the tube. 181 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:54,697 In this case, I'm not so sure. 182 00:10:54,864 --> 00:10:59,336 Last week, I had a meeting with my client's husband, Nathan Kraft... 183 00:10:59,494 --> 00:11:02,079 ...to go over some last-minute paperwork. 184 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:07,335 That was when I met Joleen, his 21-year-old receptionist... 185 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:12,010 ...who will be the next Mrs. Kraft once the divorce is final. 186 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,810 If I ever saw a disaster in the making .... 187 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,889 I mean, he's older, a man of the world. 188 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:24,064 She's a child whose idea of elegance is lavender nail polish. 189 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,943 I want you to find out if Nathan and this girl are really in love. 190 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,150 Is that all? 191 00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,320 If we could judge this new relationship-- 192 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,952 -A big if. -How's that gonna save the marriage? 193 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,282 My guess is that given the opportunity... 194 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:42,837 ...Nathan will break with Joleen in a hot minute and go back to his wife. 195 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,962 The man's involved with another woman. 196 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,208 How do you know his wife will take him back? 197 00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:51,003 I think I can pave the way to a reconciliation. 198 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:54,094 But before I get my client's hopes up... 199 00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:57,847 ...I have to know how he really feels about this other woman. 200 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,475 What if Mr. Kraft's favourite colour is lavender? 201 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:03,140 They'll have my blessings... 202 00:12:03,304 --> 00:12:06,269 ...and I will have to live with the knowledge... 203 00:12:06,432 --> 00:12:09,445 ...that I've destroyed a marriage that could've worked out... 204 00:12:09,602 --> 00:12:14,905 ...had Lydia Kraft not made the unfortunate decision to hire me. 205 00:12:21,821 --> 00:12:23,458 Thanks. 206 00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:33,420 Maybe Mr. Kraft's being stood up? 207 00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:36,347 Well, dating's a lot like war... 208 00:12:36,836 --> 00:12:38,806 ...mostly waiting. 209 00:12:38,963 --> 00:12:42,641 -Give it a few more minutes. -See? This case isn't so bad. 210 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,385 It's kind of romantic actually, playing Cupid. 211 00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:48,518 Yeah, right. I don't look half bad in a diaper, either. 212 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:52,026 It must be hard for him dating after all these years of not dating. 213 00:12:52,184 --> 00:12:55,778 -Well, I guess it is. -At least we have a nice place to wait. 214 00:12:55,937 --> 00:13:00,197 -We've waited in worse. -So, what's up with you lately? 215 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,746 The usual stuff. Eating, sleeping, exfoliating. 216 00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:05,374 I mean the rest of your life. 217 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:09,242 I hope to retire next year and spend a lot of time working on my ant farm. 218 00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:12,707 No, David, I mean now. You know, I only see the part at the office. 219 00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:16,418 -I know there is a rest of your life. -I have no life outside the office. 220 00:13:16,582 --> 00:13:19,761 -Come on, David. Meeting any people? -Here and there. 221 00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:21,591 -Seeing any of them? -Seeing what? 222 00:13:22,255 --> 00:13:24,639 -Dating. -Am I going out with anyone? 223 00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:27,266 -David. -Your table's ready. 224 00:13:27,426 --> 00:13:28,897 Thanks. 225 00:13:29,594 --> 00:13:32,098 -If you don't wanna talk about this-- -I don't mind. 226 00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:34,981 After everything, I wanna know we can talk to each other. 227 00:13:35,142 --> 00:13:37,313 We can talk to each other, talk is good. 228 00:13:37,477 --> 00:13:38,735 Are you seeing anybody? 229 00:13:38,895 --> 00:13:39,938 -Me? -Yeah. 230 00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:42,822 Mostly I'm busy at the office, but every now and then. 231 00:13:42,982 --> 00:13:45,201 -Anyone interesting? -No one you'd know. 232 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,748 You want me to set you up? 233 00:13:46,903 --> 00:13:50,035 -Thanks, but no thanks. -Well, I'm just offering. 234 00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:52,831 -So you didn't answer my question. -Which question? 235 00:13:52,992 --> 00:13:55,079 Are you seeing anyone? 236 00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:57,000 Women, mostly. 237 00:13:57,162 --> 00:13:59,333 David, is that her? 238 00:14:02,334 --> 00:14:03,426 She's young for him. 239 00:14:03,585 --> 00:14:06,515 -Doesn't mean they're not in love. -Or in lust. 240 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,558 -He's pulling out her chair. -Yeah. 241 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:09,807 That's a good sign. 242 00:14:10,258 --> 00:14:12,808 -So? -He's letting her know he's well-bred. 243 00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:16,018 Yeah, close. I think he's letting her know he wants to breed. 244 00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:19,727 Nothing like a few phoney manners to get girls doing back flips for you. 245 00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,027 -I think it's sweet. -I think it's phoney. 246 00:14:22,187 --> 00:14:24,108 David, you've pulled chairs out for me. 247 00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:27,404 See? Works like a charm. She's got it bad, all right. 248 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:28,610 -What? -Look at her. 249 00:14:28,818 --> 00:14:31,949 The way she's staring at his face, hanging on his every word. 250 00:14:32,113 --> 00:14:33,952 -So what? -She finds him interesting... 251 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:36,202 ...compe||ing, magnetic. 252 00:14:36,366 --> 00:14:39,380 It's also the best place to look when you're not listening. 253 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,046 -Champagne. -Booze. 254 00:14:46,209 --> 00:14:48,214 He's trying to lavish luxury on her... 255 00:14:48,378 --> 00:14:50,763 -...impress her. -He's trying to get her hammered. 256 00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:53,935 -Loosen up her inhibitions. -He wants to show her a good time. 257 00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:55,729 Yeah, as soon as possible. 258 00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:59,312 -Not talking. -They have nothing in common. 259 00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:01,311 -Or everything. -They're bored. 260 00:15:01,515 --> 00:15:03,900 Because they're not screaming like most couples--? 261 00:15:04,059 --> 00:15:05,732 They should be able to communicate. 262 00:15:05,895 --> 00:15:08,231 Maybe they communicate somewhere else? 263 00:15:08,439 --> 00:15:12,235 That's your trouble, David. You think hot sex cures everything. 264 00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:16,197 Well, it is an effective treatment for localised high blood pressure in males. 265 00:15:16,363 --> 00:15:18,866 -Have we decided? -So far it's a toss up. 266 00:15:19,032 --> 00:15:21,203 You're in the way. 267 00:15:23,077 --> 00:15:26,791 -I always wanted a string of pearls. -You'd look great in a pearl necklace. 268 00:15:26,956 --> 00:15:29,637 Mother said you're not a woman until you have your own. 269 00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:31,346 As your investment counsellor... 270 00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:33,756 ...take your half of the retainer and buy them. 271 00:15:33,921 --> 00:15:36,093 -I can't buy them. -Better than shoplifting. 272 00:15:36,257 --> 00:15:39,436 That's how you and I are different. You see something, you buy it. 273 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,432 That's why you're always broke. 274 00:15:42,930 --> 00:15:46,026 Jeez louise, get a load of that watch, will you? 275 00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:48,270 She's getting paid more than we are. 276 00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:50,605 Maybe that's it, maybe she's a gold digger. 277 00:15:50,771 --> 00:15:52,989 A man buys a gift to show his appreciation... 278 00:15:53,148 --> 00:15:54,654 ...and it's the woman's fault? 279 00:15:54,858 --> 00:15:57,658 Yeah, you're right. She's probably not a gold digger. 280 00:15:57,819 --> 00:15:59,871 No, go ahead, I'd like to hear you explain. 281 00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:03,457 And wind up doing one of those scenes where we disagree and talk fast? 282 00:16:03,616 --> 00:16:06,166 No way. No overlapping dialog today. 283 00:16:06,327 --> 00:16:09,506 We haven't found out a lot. What are we gonna tell Betty Russell? 284 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,052 It's gonna take more time. 285 00:16:11,207 --> 00:16:14,256 Something we don't have a lot of before the divorce is final. 286 00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:17,052 She can't expect us to trail and follow one couple... 287 00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:19,218 ...on one date and know everything. 288 00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:21,476 Guess you're right. 289 00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:23,021 Of course I'm right. 290 00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:26,014 The whole point of dating is disinformation. 291 00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:28,859 Do everything you can to make the other person think... 292 00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:31,103 ...sex is the farthest thing from your mind. 293 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:32,988 Sex is the only thing on your mind. 294 00:16:33,144 --> 00:16:37,285 l'm trying to say these two are still in the early stages of lovey-dove-ism. 295 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,450 They're opening doors, trying to pretend that looks aren't everything. 296 00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:44,114 But someday, some morning, they're gonna wake up... 297 00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:45,870 ...look each other in the eye... 298 00:16:46,031 --> 00:16:48,617 ...and they might realise they hate each other's guts. 299 00:16:48,784 --> 00:16:50,421 You're a good judge of character. 300 00:16:50,578 --> 00:16:53,425 You can tell everything about a person first time you meet. 301 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,344 I had you figured out first time I met you. Loud, lewd-- 302 00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:57,757 -Irresponsible? -Thank you. 303 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,172 -No surprises. -None, an open book. 304 00:17:00,336 --> 00:17:02,923 Then I must not be a very good judge of character... 305 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:06,553 ...because when I first met you there were a few surprises. 306 00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:09,933 Obviously, you have something on your mind. I'd like to hear it. 307 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,394 -Let me see. You'll just get mad at me. -I won't get mad. 308 00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:15,195 -Never mind. -David. 309 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,238 Well, I didn't know you had such a problem being generous. 310 00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:25,413 I have a problem? I am one of the most generous people I know. 311 00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:27,325 -I knew you'd get mad. -I'm not mad. 312 00:17:27,487 --> 00:17:30,750 I'd like know what reason you have for thinking I'm not generous. 313 00:17:30,907 --> 00:17:31,951 No reason. 314 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:34,585 There has to be or you wouldn't have said it. 315 00:17:34,744 --> 00:17:37,462 -Ain't like you gave me presents. -I've given you tons. 316 00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:38,666 -Tons? -Lots. 317 00:17:38,831 --> 00:17:40,635 Name one. 318 00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:44,507 -I'm thinking. -Yeah, right, I can hear it. 319 00:17:57,516 --> 00:18:00,102 These kids know how to waste an afternoon. 320 00:18:00,269 --> 00:18:02,689 There's a green sweater, with suede elbow patches. 321 00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:05,322 -I gave it for your birthday. -My birthday? 322 00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:08,199 -April 9th. -November 27th, me and Jimi Hendrix. 323 00:18:08,860 --> 00:18:12,242 And I ain't got no green sweater. Must've been some other partner. 324 00:18:12,406 --> 00:18:14,576 I know I gave you a sweater. 325 00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:18,169 No sweater. No book. No pen-and-pencil set. 326 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,582 Well, I didn't think you'd like presents. 327 00:18:20,746 --> 00:18:24,092 -Who doesn't like presents? -You never gave me a present, either. 328 00:18:24,292 --> 00:18:25,964 Well, I didn't wanna embarrass you. 329 00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:29,300 -I would've if you'd given me one. -Right. 330 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:39,067 Okay, maybe I'm not the most generous person in the world. 331 00:18:39,222 --> 00:18:42,152 -You have your foibles too, David. -Yeah, I heard about them. 332 00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:45,192 I'm messy, I'm irresponsible, I'm: 333 00:18:45,353 --> 00:18:47,323 There's a few I didn't quite bargain for. 334 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:51,573 Well, I thought my life was an open book, but go ahead. 335 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:53,739 No, David. 336 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:56,454 It's fair. I took my shot at the free-throw line. 337 00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:58,916 Now take your shot at me. I know what it is. 338 00:18:59,075 --> 00:19:02,089 -My singing in the shower. -I like your singing in the shower. 339 00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:04,214 -That toilet-seat thing again? -No. 340 00:19:04,371 --> 00:19:06,626 -Lots of other men have that hang-up. -What? 341 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:09,471 What is it? You read some book, some woman's book... 342 00:19:09,627 --> 00:19:12,474 -...tells you I'm not a good lover. -You're an okay lover. 343 00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,432 You must mean okay like A-OK, right? 344 00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:17,769 No, I mean, you're a fantastic lover in just about every category. 345 00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:19,267 Maybe it is my fault... 346 00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:22,524 ...but six or seven times a night for a man my age is damn good. 347 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,860 I'm sure that a lot of women don't mind being kissed hard. 348 00:19:26,726 --> 00:19:28,897 Wait a minute, are you telling me I kiss hard? 349 00:19:29,062 --> 00:19:31,113 Past tense. |'m not saying you kiss hard... 350 00:19:31,272 --> 00:19:33,692 ...I'm just saying you never let me kiss back. 351 00:19:43,575 --> 00:19:46,161 David, I'm not saying you kiss badly. 352 00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:49,009 I know what you're saying. Just expressing a preference. 353 00:19:49,164 --> 00:19:51,251 That's right, a preference, not a criticism. 354 00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,302 No criticism taken. 355 00:19:57,005 --> 00:20:00,220 Well, at least she won't get any bruises. 356 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,061 -David, I'm really sorry. -About what? 357 00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:06,605 The kissing. I was talking off the top of my head. 358 00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:07,808 No big deal. 359 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,773 It's the furthest thing from a no big deal, it's trivial. 360 00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:13,438 Really, it isn't that important how somebody kisses. 361 00:20:13,604 --> 00:20:17,317 -Well, I don't know about that. -It doesn't mean anything. 362 00:20:27,117 --> 00:20:29,003 You were saying? 363 00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:35,000 I've asked you volunteers to sign these waivers... 364 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,847 ...holding Blue Moon and myself completely blameless... 365 00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:40,719 ...from any unforeseen side effects of this experiment. 366 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,427 I'm sure I don't have to tell you that this project is highly classified. 367 00:20:46,468 --> 00:20:48,521 You're brave subjects. 368 00:20:49,305 --> 00:20:52,484 I want you to apply your highest critical standards. 369 00:20:52,641 --> 00:20:58,525 Evaluate the experimental stimuli with complete clinical objectivity. 370 00:20:58,897 --> 00:21:02,326 The future of scientific method may hang in the balance. 371 00:21:04,152 --> 00:21:05,743 Are you ready? 372 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:13,046 There is nothing more stimulating than the pursuit of knowledge. 373 00:21:24,046 --> 00:21:28,685 Miss Lamont, would you characterise that as a duo-directional Iipus-Iockus? 374 00:21:31,678 --> 00:21:36,518 There's nothing more deadly than a duo-directional Iipus-Iockus. 375 00:21:36,683 --> 00:21:38,937 -Please don't beg me. -I need to speak to you. 376 00:21:39,102 --> 00:21:41,023 Nothing's more important than Blue Moon. 377 00:21:41,188 --> 00:21:44,533 If it's more paper clips you need, more paper clips you'll get, right? 378 00:21:44,691 --> 00:21:46,577 Paper clips? Absolutely. 379 00:21:46,734 --> 00:21:50,531 Ladies, back to work now. Thank you for your input and your output. 380 00:21:56,577 --> 00:21:58,167 Love those kids. 381 00:21:58,329 --> 00:22:01,128 I'm glad to see you taking an interest in the employees. 382 00:22:01,289 --> 00:22:04,338 I care deeply about our staff and that's not just lip service. 383 00:22:04,502 --> 00:22:06,672 I called Betty's office. She's stuck in court. 384 00:22:06,837 --> 00:22:09,601 We should go there, give her the news about Kraft's girl. 385 00:22:09,756 --> 00:22:11,394 -Fine. -What's that on your mouth? 386 00:22:13,093 --> 00:22:15,478 Graffiti? Those darn kids. 387 00:22:15,637 --> 00:22:18,354 Spray paint ought to be illegal, no one's safe. 388 00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:20,851 We have a little time. I have errands to run. 389 00:22:21,017 --> 00:22:24,231 Run away. Don't mind watching the store at all. 390 00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:29,405 David, are you all right? 391 00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:32,201 Yeah, sure, nothing a little turpentine won't fix. 392 00:22:39,409 --> 00:22:41,628 Send in the control group. 393 00:22:41,787 --> 00:22:44,586 He's difficult to shop for, not that I've shopped for him. 394 00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:47,465 He has everything only he doesn't have anything. 395 00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:49,844 I'm not sure what kind of present to buy him. 396 00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:52,851 -How about a watch? -He has a watch. 397 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,475 This one's gold. 398 00:22:56,259 --> 00:22:58,014 It's beautiful. 399 00:22:58,178 --> 00:23:01,309 But I'm not sure he's a pocket watch kind of guy. 400 00:23:01,473 --> 00:23:04,023 -This one is 12. -Thousand? 401 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,983 He's definitely not a pocket watch kind of guy. 402 00:23:43,262 --> 00:23:45,397 Mr. Addison, you gotta do something. 403 00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:47,775 -How's this? -it's Herbert and l'UlacGilicuddy. 404 00:23:47,933 --> 00:23:50,863 -No, it's not Herbert and MacGi|-- -They're at it again. 405 00:23:52,187 --> 00:23:53,444 Another brouhaha, huh? 406 00:23:53,605 --> 00:23:58,362 This is no...and if you don't hurry, this is gonna be a: 407 00:24:00,153 --> 00:24:02,040 Well, peace is my middle name. 408 00:24:02,197 --> 00:24:05,660 -What are they doing this time? -In the underground parking garage. 409 00:24:05,825 --> 00:24:08,543 I left them rolling around in the grease. 410 00:24:08,703 --> 00:24:11,550 Well, maybe their hands will be too slippery to tear flesh. 411 00:24:19,505 --> 00:24:21,841 -Hi, David. -Hi, Maddie. 412 00:24:25,427 --> 00:24:28,310 Miss Di Pesto, do we know why we're grinning at each other... 413 00:24:28,472 --> 00:24:30,642 ...like a bunch of drooling jack-o'-lanterns? 414 00:24:30,807 --> 00:24:32,064 Some of us do. 415 00:24:32,225 --> 00:24:35,108 Surprise! 416 00:24:38,648 --> 00:24:39,906 Tada! 417 00:24:41,859 --> 00:24:43,580 What is going on? 418 00:24:47,073 --> 00:24:49,409 -For you. -For me? 419 00:24:51,786 --> 00:24:54,122 -This car? -This car. 420 00:24:56,457 --> 00:25:00,253 Well, I can't accept this car. I mean, for no good reason. 421 00:25:00,419 --> 00:25:03,182 It's not for no good reason, there are lots of reasons. 422 00:25:04,464 --> 00:25:06,350 Well, I mean, I-- 423 00:25:07,092 --> 00:25:09,809 You shouldn't have done this. I can't-- 424 00:25:10,637 --> 00:25:14,231 You guys really shouldn't have done-- I can't accept this. 425 00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:17,772 Well, think of it as the company car, then. Your company car. 426 00:25:19,437 --> 00:25:22,237 It's a real sweetheart of a chariot, sir. 427 00:25:22,398 --> 00:25:23,786 Great mileage. 428 00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:25,862 Bet it goes like a bat out of hell. 429 00:25:26,027 --> 00:25:27,414 It is pretty peppy. 430 00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:29,455 Yeah, I can't wait for the chase scene. 431 00:25:29,613 --> 00:25:31,416 Well, do you like it? 432 00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,376 Do I like it? 433 00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,456 I have never had anything like this. 434 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:42,174 -Hop in. -Yeah, come on, sir, try it on for size. 435 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,802 Vinyl dash. 436 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,017 Look of real wood. 437 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,553 Even got an AM radio. 438 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,774 Let's hear it for Mr. Addison and his new car. 439 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:15,031 Do you think he knew? I don't think he knew. 440 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:22,132 Well, Maddie, for the first time in my life, I'm speechless. 441 00:26:22,288 --> 00:26:24,874 If I'd known, I would've done this along time ago. 442 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,220 This isn't really" This isn't about what I said, is it? I mean-- 443 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:31,011 Oh, well, maybe it made me think a little. 444 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:34,469 I wanted to get you something you could use. Something you needed. 445 00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:36,390 Something you could be proud of. 446 00:26:36,552 --> 00:26:37,679 Do you really like it? 447 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:42,319 Maybe you only wanted to be seen in something sporty. 448 00:26:42,474 --> 00:26:46,566 One of those road-hogging, gas-guzzling mileage busters? 449 00:26:46,729 --> 00:26:49,314 No way. This is much more... 450 00:26:50,691 --> 00:26:52,695 -...practical. -Economical. 451 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,823 This is very sweet of you. Thank you very much. 452 00:27:00,783 --> 00:27:03,880 -Betty Russell, I forgot. -Let's take the Beemer. 453 00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:06,088 We want to break this pup in real slow. 454 00:27:06,247 --> 00:27:09,343 No, I can talk to Betty. You should take a spin in your new toy. 455 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:10,757 -Go ahead. -Business first. 456 00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:13,006 I'll see you later. Just drive carefully. 457 00:27:13,170 --> 00:27:14,677 But, but-- 458 00:27:18,049 --> 00:27:19,971 Yo, Burt. 459 00:27:22,846 --> 00:27:25,776 Did a pretty good little job acting up there in the office. 460 00:27:26,307 --> 00:27:27,814 You should consider show biz. 461 00:27:27,976 --> 00:27:29,946 I came to California to be an actress. 462 00:27:30,103 --> 00:27:31,692 Really? I didn't know that. 463 00:27:31,855 --> 00:27:35,401 Yeah, but my personality dominated all the characters I played. 464 00:27:35,567 --> 00:27:39,197 Agnes, you're too healthy a human for the acting game. 465 00:27:39,362 --> 00:27:44,415 You lack the essential nothingness that all truly great performers possess. 466 00:27:44,574 --> 00:27:46,461 I was allergic to the grease paint too. 467 00:27:47,995 --> 00:27:50,130 Burt, could I talk to you for a minute? 468 00:27:50,288 --> 00:27:52,091 See you upstairs. 469 00:27:52,249 --> 00:27:54,835 Burt, I've had my eye on you for some time. 470 00:27:55,001 --> 00:27:57,386 Unless I miss my guess, you're ready to graduate. 471 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:58,589 Graduate? 472 00:27:58,755 --> 00:28:00,760 Ready to make the move to the varsity? 473 00:28:00,924 --> 00:28:02,430 Varsity. 474 00:28:02,592 --> 00:28:05,273 -Say the word, sir. -Good. 475 00:28:05,428 --> 00:28:09,225 I've got a case, a big case. Been working on it for a while. 476 00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:12,355 I've left Miss Hayes out because the risk could frighten her. 477 00:28:12,519 --> 00:28:15,235 -We're men, right? -Indeed we are, sir. Men. 478 00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:17,317 Take this key. 479 00:28:18,315 --> 00:28:19,869 Get in. 480 00:28:21,401 --> 00:28:24,119 I want you to go to the corner of 23rd and Del Fuego. 481 00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:26,166 23rd and Del Fuego? 482 00:28:26,323 --> 00:28:27,913 You're not scared, are you? 483 00:28:28,075 --> 00:28:30,328 No, sir, of course not. 484 00:28:30,494 --> 00:28:32,333 Who cares if 23rd and Del Fuego... 485 00:28:32,495 --> 00:28:34,999 ...is the most crime-ridden piece of real estate... 486 00:28:35,164 --> 00:28:37,051 ...in the entire metropolitan jungle? 487 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:39,213 I'm a little concerned about your new car. 488 00:28:39,377 --> 00:28:42,390 -Why don't we go back and get mine? -You're disappointing me. 489 00:28:42,547 --> 00:28:45,644 As an employee of Blue Moon, your wheels would be recognised... 490 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,054 ...by every two-bit operator in this burg. 491 00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:50,815 This roadster on the other hand-- 492 00:28:50,971 --> 00:28:53,440 -Unsullied, unknown. -A virgin. 493 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,103 God. I'm sorry, sir, I wasn't thinking. 494 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,771 Keep up with me here. Flash your lights three times. 495 00:28:58,938 --> 00:29:01,321 -Why? -Just do it. 496 00:29:02,816 --> 00:29:05,829 Now honk the horn twice. All right, that should do it. 497 00:29:05,986 --> 00:29:09,082 Excuse me for asking, sir, but exactly what did that do? 498 00:29:09,239 --> 00:29:12,418 Letting our operative know we'd made it out of Sector 4. 499 00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:15,505 -You're heading for The Last Roundup. -I was afraid of that. 500 00:29:15,662 --> 00:29:18,082 The bar on the corner of 23rd and Del Fuego. 501 00:29:18,247 --> 00:29:21,594 -I thought the police shut that down. -Reopened under new management. 502 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,803 Some investors from Sicily. 503 00:29:25,754 --> 00:29:27,510 -Keep driving, eyes straight. -What? 504 00:29:27,673 --> 00:29:29,892 -Just hope he didn't spot me. -Who? 505 00:29:31,134 --> 00:29:32,938 The man from the grassy knoll. 506 00:29:33,095 --> 00:29:34,139 Oh, my God. 507 00:29:34,304 --> 00:29:37,022 Once you get to the bar, go to the pay phone in the back. 508 00:29:37,182 --> 00:29:41,322 Wait. The phone will ring twice, stop, then ring again. 509 00:29:41,478 --> 00:29:44,824 Answer it and say, "The cheese stands a|one." 510 00:29:44,981 --> 00:29:47,282 -Say it back to me. -The cheese stands alone. 511 00:29:47,484 --> 00:29:48,907 -Got it? -Got it. 512 00:29:49,068 --> 00:29:50,705 Oh, I'm forgetting something. 513 00:29:50,862 --> 00:29:55,038 Leave the car in the alley behind the bar with the keys in it, running. 514 00:29:55,199 --> 00:29:58,627 -In that neighbourhood? Are you crazy? -it's not my idea. 515 00:29:58,786 --> 00:30:01,716 It's the signal for our Contact who'll give the instructions. 516 00:30:01,873 --> 00:30:04,671 But what happens if the car is vandalized or stolen? 517 00:30:04,834 --> 00:30:06,921 That's why God created insurance companies. 518 00:30:07,085 --> 00:30:09,422 -Drop me at the corner. -Where are you going? 519 00:30:09,588 --> 00:30:12,934 You want me to tell you that so they can cut it out of you? 520 00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:17,097 Welcome to the majors, Burt. 521 00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:21,814 I'd like to call Mrs. Lydia Kraft to the stand, please. 522 00:30:21,974 --> 00:30:24,609 Calling Lydia Kraft to the stand. 523 00:30:30,942 --> 00:30:33,278 -Am I late? -Just started. 524 00:30:33,444 --> 00:30:37,406 Pappas wants to beat up on Lydia a little before we talk dollars. 525 00:30:37,573 --> 00:30:39,293 Raise your right hand. 526 00:30:39,449 --> 00:30:42,547 You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help you God? 527 00:30:42,744 --> 00:30:44,880 -I do. -Be seated. 528 00:30:45,789 --> 00:30:49,336 -State your full name for the record. -Lydia Boudreau Kraft. 529 00:30:50,001 --> 00:30:51,757 -How we doing? -Good news. 530 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,134 Turns out Nathan Kraft isn't the only name on Jo|een's dance card. 531 00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,390 I hope she took a shower before she came here. 532 00:30:58,551 --> 00:31:01,055 -How long were you married? -Seventeen years. 533 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:03,226 How many of them were happy? 534 00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:06,026 Fourteen, maybe. 535 00:31:06,183 --> 00:31:09,814 We'll let this windbag do his dance. I'll ask for a recess... 536 00:31:09,979 --> 00:31:11,782 ...and then we'll talk to Nathan. 537 00:31:12,314 --> 00:31:16,027 You charged your husband with mental cruelty, Mrs. Kraft, is that correct? 538 00:31:16,193 --> 00:31:18,079 -Yes. -Based on what? 539 00:31:18,237 --> 00:31:20,372 Nathan is a very cold man. 540 00:31:20,531 --> 00:31:24,244 He would ignore me and act as if I weren't there. 541 00:31:24,409 --> 00:31:26,959 I could deal with that, but then he'd turn on me. 542 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,466 Out of nowhere-- I could be in a restaurant, I could be at home. 543 00:31:30,624 --> 00:31:32,877 Didn't matter, he'd blow up. 544 00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:35,262 And everything was my fault. 545 00:31:35,795 --> 00:31:36,839 Always. 546 00:31:37,005 --> 00:31:39,934 Understandable behaviour, perhaps, given the circumstances. 547 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,477 What do you think drove your husband to grow so cold towards you? 548 00:31:44,637 --> 00:31:45,895 I don't know. 549 00:31:46,055 --> 00:31:48,391 Was he aware you were sleeping with his friend... 550 00:31:48,557 --> 00:31:51,356 -...and partner, William Raymond? -Objection, Your Honour. 551 00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:54,282 Assuming facts not in evidence. There's no foundation... 552 00:31:54,438 --> 00:31:57,570 ...for this line of questioning. it's argumentative, insulting... 553 00:31:57,732 --> 00:32:01,529 ...and humiliating for my client who is not on trial here. 554 00:32:01,695 --> 00:32:04,281 Your Honour, I'll rephrase the question. 555 00:32:12,747 --> 00:32:15,676 Are you sleeping with your husband's partner? 556 00:32:19,002 --> 00:32:22,135 Remember, you're under oath, Mrs. Kraft. 557 00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:25,186 Yes. 558 00:32:25,383 --> 00:32:27,223 No further questions. 559 00:32:27,386 --> 00:32:30,767 Not a dime. Not a dime, do you hear me? You slut. 560 00:32:30,931 --> 00:32:32,188 Order. Order. 561 00:32:32,349 --> 00:32:34,188 Bailiff, please restrain Mr. Kraft. 562 00:32:34,351 --> 00:32:36,355 You slut! You--! 563 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,240 Get your hands off me. Take this-- 564 00:32:38,396 --> 00:32:39,571 -Order. -Damn you. 565 00:32:39,731 --> 00:32:41,119 -Damn Bill Raymond. -Stop it. 566 00:32:41,274 --> 00:32:43,113 Get your hands off. Get your hands off. 567 00:32:43,276 --> 00:32:46,622 Your Honour, we request a 20-minute recess. 568 00:32:46,779 --> 00:32:48,202 Mr. Kraft, sit down. 569 00:32:48,364 --> 00:32:51,793 Bill Raymond. Take your hands off me. You get your hands off me. 570 00:32:51,951 --> 00:32:54,501 Get your hands off me. 571 00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:56,215 I'm sorry. 572 00:32:56,371 --> 00:32:59,504 Well, so much for my good intentions. 573 00:33:14,597 --> 00:33:16,567 Spit and slide under. 574 00:33:22,730 --> 00:33:23,941 Nice pecs. 575 00:33:24,273 --> 00:33:29,707 I realise that this isn't exactly Blue Moon dress code, sir. 576 00:33:29,862 --> 00:33:31,914 But I had... 577 00:33:32,447 --> 00:33:34,618 ...a situation at 23rd and Del Fuego. 578 00:33:34,825 --> 00:33:37,624 -Looks like they cleaned you out. -They got everything. 579 00:33:37,786 --> 00:33:41,168 -Everything? -My wallet, sport coat, my Florsheims. 580 00:33:41,331 --> 00:33:44,261 I had to get down on my knees and beg to keep my trousers. 581 00:33:44,417 --> 00:33:46,672 Well, don't worry about it. Sit down, please. 582 00:33:46,836 --> 00:33:48,473 Thank you, sir, I'd rather stand. 583 00:33:48,629 --> 00:33:51,927 What's a little stolen property between colleagues? 584 00:33:52,092 --> 00:33:54,144 Take this money, get a new wardrobe... 585 00:33:54,302 --> 00:33:56,806 ...courtesy of Blue Moon. And here-- 586 00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:59,391 -Here's for the cab. -What cab? 587 00:33:59,557 --> 00:34:01,811 You didn't walk back from 23rd and Del Fuego? 588 00:34:01,976 --> 00:34:03,815 No, I drove. 589 00:34:05,229 --> 00:34:09,701 You don't think that I would let a band of zip-gun toting hooligans... 590 00:34:09,858 --> 00:34:11,578 ...make off with your new car, sir? 591 00:34:11,735 --> 00:34:13,206 They didn't steal the car? 592 00:34:14,112 --> 00:34:15,500 The truth, Burt. 593 00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:18,159 I can't lie to you, sir. 594 00:34:18,783 --> 00:34:22,164 You of all people deserve to know the truth. 595 00:34:22,662 --> 00:34:26,339 Your car is safe and sound, though through no valour on my part. 596 00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:29,927 I tried to trade Miss Hayes' gift to you... 597 00:34:30,086 --> 00:34:31,379 ...for my Florsheims. 598 00:34:31,545 --> 00:34:34,559 -They didn't take the deal? -Thank God. 599 00:34:34,715 --> 00:34:37,848 Apparently, fuel efficiency isn't a big priority with the Crips. 600 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:41,685 Well, I-- 601 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:46,154 I understand if you feel the need to terminate my employment. 602 00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:48,030 Hold on a minute. 603 00:34:48,812 --> 00:34:52,525 Here, put this on. it's chilly in here and it's not polite to point. 604 00:35:02,450 --> 00:35:04,336 Nice pecs. 605 00:35:05,202 --> 00:35:07,254 -How'd it go in court? -It didn't. 606 00:35:07,413 --> 00:35:09,963 Turns out that Mr. Kraft's partner and Mrs. Kraft... 607 00:35:10,124 --> 00:35:12,295 ...have been conducting business of their own. 608 00:35:12,459 --> 00:35:15,259 Of all the low-down, two-timing slimy things to do. 609 00:35:15,420 --> 00:35:17,176 -His own partner. -His own partner. 610 00:35:17,339 --> 00:35:19,925 -Mrs. Kraft must be built like a brick. -David. 611 00:35:20,092 --> 00:35:22,891 Hold that tirade. Yeah, hello? 612 00:35:24,721 --> 00:35:26,228 What? 613 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,447 Okay, yeah, let me call you back. Bye-bye. 614 00:35:31,853 --> 00:35:34,154 -Betty Russell. -She wants to prorate our fee... 615 00:35:34,313 --> 00:35:36,568 ...because the case didn't have a happy ending? 616 00:35:36,732 --> 00:35:39,117 You wanted to go into business with the Barracuda. 617 00:35:39,276 --> 00:35:42,492 Business seems to be picking up. She wanted to offer us a raise. 618 00:35:42,655 --> 00:35:44,375 Nathan Kraft just iced his partner. 619 00:35:45,115 --> 00:35:49,172 Cops can't find him. Betty Russell thinks her client needs a bodyguard. 620 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,550 I wouldn't wanna trade places with Lydia. 621 00:35:55,709 --> 00:35:57,595 In that limo, feeling responsible. 622 00:35:57,752 --> 00:36:01,383 I wouldn't wanna trade places with that partner, feeling dead. 623 00:36:01,548 --> 00:36:03,388 -How does it feel? -Clammy, I hope. 624 00:36:03,550 --> 00:36:04,890 -I mean the car. -Oh, fine. 625 00:36:05,052 --> 00:36:06,262 -Corners well. -Yeah. 626 00:36:06,427 --> 00:36:10,224 I bet if I put the pedal to the place, it would blow the doors off that limo. 627 00:36:10,932 --> 00:36:12,901 -You don't like it? -I didn't say that. 628 00:36:13,058 --> 00:36:14,150 You didn't have to. 629 00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:16,730 David, I know it's not the car of your dreams. 630 00:36:16,896 --> 00:36:19,399 -But it'll get you there and back. -I like this car. 631 00:36:19,565 --> 00:36:21,570 -|t's a terrific car, really. -Really? 632 00:36:21,733 --> 00:36:24,118 It was incredibly sweet of you to buy if for me. 633 00:36:24,277 --> 00:36:26,662 The second sweetest thing you've ever done. 634 00:36:26,821 --> 00:36:30,334 Other time was about a year ago, windy day, you forgot to wear undies. 635 00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:34,123 David, when are you gonna get tired of doing underwear jokes? 636 00:36:34,329 --> 00:36:35,421 Never. 637 00:37:05,316 --> 00:37:07,120 This is all my fault. 638 00:37:07,277 --> 00:37:10,374 Oh, Lydia, don't blame yourself. 639 00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:13,329 I might as well have pulled the trigger myself. 640 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:16,125 Oh, God. I know what kind of a man Nathan is. 641 00:37:16,285 --> 00:37:19,714 I know how jealous he is. I know what his temper is like. 642 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:23,672 Just Friday afternoon I met Bill out at the beach house. 643 00:37:23,835 --> 00:37:25,804 We were making love... 644 00:37:26,086 --> 00:37:29,598 ...and I became scared of what would happen if Nathan found out about us. 645 00:37:29,757 --> 00:37:31,513 He just laughed. 646 00:37:32,134 --> 00:37:35,183 He said that I was worth dying over. 647 00:37:35,512 --> 00:37:37,981 -Well, he was wrong. -Oh, Lydia. 648 00:37:38,140 --> 00:37:40,560 Please, stop doing this to yourself. 649 00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:45,815 I won't be doing it for long. My husband will be getting me next. 650 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,324 David, look. 651 00:37:49,484 --> 00:37:51,536 We should get the number of his makeup man. 652 00:37:51,694 --> 00:37:53,366 David, I swear I know that man. 653 00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:57,586 Yeah, you two should stay in touch. He probably don't kiss too hard. 654 00:37:57,783 --> 00:38:00,168 We come together in this place today... 655 00:38:00,328 --> 00:38:04,420 ...to honour and remember William Raymond. 656 00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:09,090 Why Bill was taken from us in such a sudden and tragic way... 657 00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,055 ...none of us will ever know. 658 00:38:11,213 --> 00:38:13,467 Only the good Lord in his infinite wisdom... 659 00:38:13,632 --> 00:38:16,312 ...understands the purpose of what seems to us... 660 00:38:16,844 --> 00:38:18,813 ...so purposeless. 661 00:38:18,970 --> 00:38:22,648 -But even in our moment of sorrow-- -David, I know I know that man. 662 00:38:22,807 --> 00:38:26,438 Bill's life enriched our own. We remember Bill for many things. 663 00:38:26,602 --> 00:38:28,654 I know I know that man. 664 00:38:28,813 --> 00:38:33,701 We remember his kindness, his warmth, his generosity. 665 00:38:33,859 --> 00:38:35,152 He was a hard kisser. 666 00:38:36,695 --> 00:38:39,543 -His love of the outdoors. -In the hotel with that girl. 667 00:38:39,699 --> 00:38:41,252 -What girl? -The receptionist. 668 00:38:41,408 --> 00:38:42,701 What? 669 00:38:43,577 --> 00:38:45,665 -The gold digger. -What? 670 00:38:46,788 --> 00:38:48,295 -What was her name? -Genevive. 671 00:38:48,457 --> 00:38:50,793 -Jeannie? -Joleen. 672 00:38:50,959 --> 00:38:53,344 -Joleen. -Joleen. 673 00:38:53,503 --> 00:38:58,094 A blue water view and the fireplace he loved so much. 674 00:38:58,550 --> 00:39:02,180 Hey, didn't you say you were with the deceased Friday afternoon? 675 00:39:02,344 --> 00:39:04,148 Mr. Addison, can't this wait? 676 00:39:04,305 --> 00:39:06,061 She couldn't have been with Raymond. 677 00:39:06,224 --> 00:39:08,727 We saw him with Joleen 10 miles from the beach. 678 00:39:08,893 --> 00:39:10,186 At the hotel. 679 00:39:10,352 --> 00:39:13,236 Now there's a receptionist who takes her job seriously. 680 00:39:13,397 --> 00:39:15,485 Obviously, you're mistaken. 681 00:39:15,649 --> 00:39:18,864 And, obviously, you have no respect for the dead. 682 00:39:21,530 --> 00:39:24,709 By the shore of Gitche Gumee By the shining Big-Sea-Water 683 00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:27,880 Lydia, why did you lie to us? 684 00:39:28,036 --> 00:39:31,630 What are you talking about? What reason would I have to lie? 685 00:39:31,789 --> 00:39:33,925 To frame Nathan for murder. 686 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:37,797 With him in prison and the partner dead... 687 00:39:37,962 --> 00:39:39,635 ...you get the company. 688 00:39:39,797 --> 00:39:41,350 You're crazy. 689 00:39:41,507 --> 00:39:44,437 Why settle for alimony when you can have everything? 690 00:39:44,594 --> 00:39:46,930 Burning, singing in the sunshine 691 00:39:47,096 --> 00:39:51,604 The big mistake you made was crossing the Barracuda. 692 00:40:21,045 --> 00:40:23,263 How could you leave the keys in your new car? 693 00:40:23,423 --> 00:40:26,056 How could I be so careless? I'm so ashamed. 694 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:27,260 -Come on. -Why? 695 00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:32,017 It's called a chase because that's what we're supposed to do, is chase. 696 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:08,515 Rest in peace. 697 00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:12,103 You know, Maddie... 698 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,687 ...a part of me died with that car. 699 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:19,152 Thanks. Come on. 700 00:41:27,649 --> 00:41:29,620 I think this will settle accounts. 701 00:41:29,777 --> 00:41:31,995 Working with a professional of your stature... 702 00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:35,618 ...is reward unto itself, but this don't hurt either. 703 00:41:35,782 --> 00:41:38,084 We're looking forward to working with you again. 704 00:41:38,243 --> 00:41:40,747 That might not be for a while. 705 00:41:40,912 --> 00:41:44,875 I'm chucking my legal briefs and getting into poodles. 706 00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:46,715 Nothing to be ashamed about. 707 00:41:46,876 --> 00:41:49,214 Certain West African tribes practise ritual-- 708 00:41:49,379 --> 00:41:52,226 -You're leaving the legal profession? -Finally. 709 00:41:52,381 --> 00:41:55,728 I thought about going into other aspects of jurisprudence. 710 00:41:55,885 --> 00:41:58,769 Advocacy, public defence. 711 00:41:59,388 --> 00:42:02,106 Someplace where I could make a difference. 712 00:42:02,308 --> 00:42:03,600 But you know what? 713 00:42:03,768 --> 00:42:07,908 I realised that this world has too many lawyers and not enough poodles. 714 00:42:08,063 --> 00:42:10,697 Presidents have been elected on flimsier platforms. 715 00:42:10,857 --> 00:42:13,955 Well, I've always loved dogs... 716 00:42:14,111 --> 00:42:17,824 ...and I'm gonna close my practise. Nathan and I are gonna open a kennel. 717 00:42:17,989 --> 00:42:19,081 -Nathan? -Nathan? 718 00:42:19,241 --> 00:42:20,712 -Nathan. -Nathan Detroit? 719 00:42:20,867 --> 00:42:23,832 -Kraft. -Divorce can make strange bedfellows. 720 00:42:23,995 --> 00:42:26,380 And he is one terrific guy. 721 00:42:26,539 --> 00:42:28,959 Well, he's certainly getting a terrific gal. 722 00:42:29,626 --> 00:42:31,097 Thanks. 723 00:42:31,252 --> 00:42:32,344 Well, I have to go. 724 00:42:33,129 --> 00:42:37,554 He wants me to check out toy purebreds. 725 00:42:37,716 --> 00:42:40,849 They're cute, but hard to breed. 726 00:42:41,011 --> 00:42:43,266 Very neurotic. 727 00:42:44,973 --> 00:42:47,987 Please, keep in touch. 728 00:42:48,143 --> 00:42:50,563 I will. I'm in the market for a French pet myself. 729 00:42:53,064 --> 00:42:56,742 -Don't that beat all? -Doesn't strike as the poodle type. 730 00:42:57,152 --> 00:43:00,580 Well, David, you have to admire her. She's going after what she wants. 731 00:43:01,823 --> 00:43:05,370 And just what do you want, Madelyn Hayes? 732 00:43:05,827 --> 00:43:06,918 Nothing, really. 733 00:43:07,077 --> 00:43:10,839 -Everything, really? -No. Well, of course, there a few things. 734 00:43:10,998 --> 00:43:12,042 Now, what the--? 735 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:16,052 -David. -Holy cow, how did that get back there? 736 00:43:16,211 --> 00:43:19,308 David, you didn't. 737 00:43:19,882 --> 00:43:20,973 David, you can't. 738 00:43:21,133 --> 00:43:23,352 I mean, how did you pay for these? 739 00:43:23,510 --> 00:43:24,685 None of your beeswax. 740 00:43:24,845 --> 00:43:28,024 You promised me that you were gonna save your money from now on. 741 00:43:28,181 --> 00:43:29,854 Yeah, my money. 742 00:43:30,016 --> 00:43:33,363 I didn't say the insurance money I got for the teeny mobile. 743 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,647 David. 744 00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:37,149 Well, it is more blessed to give than receive... 745 00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:40,115 ...and since I am the blessed one around here .... 746 00:43:44,530 --> 00:43:46,167 Thank you. 747 00:44:00,379 --> 00:44:03,475 Not bad. You've been practising. 748 00:44:04,007 --> 00:44:05,560 Thank the girls for me.