1 00:01:36,107 --> 00:01:38,444 If you tell me your dreams, I'll tell you mine. 2 00:01:38,610 --> 00:01:41,160 I didn't get enough sleep to have any dreams. 3 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,621 -I had a couple really good ones. -Yeah? 4 00:01:43,781 --> 00:01:44,955 -Yeah. -What? 5 00:01:45,116 --> 00:01:47,085 I dreamed... 6 00:01:47,327 --> 00:01:50,708 ...I was laying next to this really beautiful girl. 7 00:01:52,164 --> 00:01:55,427 And we made love. 8 00:01:56,168 --> 00:01:58,754 And then we made love again. 9 00:02:00,006 --> 00:02:02,426 And then we made love again. 10 00:02:04,051 --> 00:02:05,225 And then I woke up. 11 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:06,857 Oh, too bad. 12 00:02:07,763 --> 00:02:10,527 -But you know what happened? -What? 13 00:02:10,682 --> 00:02:13,647 I was lying next to a very, very beautiful woman. 14 00:02:26,197 --> 00:02:27,834 Hello, this is Maddie Hayes. 15 00:02:27,991 --> 00:02:31,538 Hey, hold it down. I can't hear. 16 00:02:32,078 --> 00:02:33,585 Lady, what were you saying? 17 00:02:33,746 --> 00:02:39,713 I'm saying I'd like to know when you're going to be through with my house... 18 00:02:39,878 --> 00:02:43,341 ...so that I can move back in. 19 00:02:43,506 --> 00:02:45,593 Listen, I can't hear you. 20 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:47,015 Call back in a few days... 21 00:02:47,176 --> 00:02:50,225 ...and then you can talk to Miss Hayes herself. 22 00:02:54,099 --> 00:02:55,274 I'd no idea it was late. 23 00:02:55,434 --> 00:02:57,653 -Can you zip me up? -Yes. 24 00:02:57,853 --> 00:02:59,526 Where are we going all dressed up? 25 00:02:59,688 --> 00:03:02,073 I'm thinking about getting my real estate license. 26 00:03:02,232 --> 00:03:04,534 I've got an appointment in Beverly Hills. 27 00:03:04,694 --> 00:03:06,414 I've learned all the freeways. 28 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:09,785 I've found the best burrito even made a friend or two. 29 00:03:09,948 --> 00:03:13,661 If I'm going to live in L.A.., I've got to be able to support myself. 30 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:16,757 -How do I look? -Like you're in kind of a hurry. 31 00:03:16,913 --> 00:03:18,883 Well, I could go back to Connecticut... 32 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,386 ...and let this stew for awhile or I could just do it. 33 00:03:22,544 --> 00:03:25,262 Well, then you should just do it. 34 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,676 You're gonna talk to your husband about this? 35 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,973 Eventually. But first I've got to get my bearings... 36 00:03:31,135 --> 00:03:34,979 ...and figure out what the hell I'm going to do for the rest of my life... 37 00:03:35,140 --> 00:03:37,191 ...and then I'll talk to Mark. 38 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:40,275 I sound rash, don't I? 39 00:03:40,436 --> 00:03:43,533 No. You, rash? 40 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,077 David... 41 00:03:47,359 --> 00:03:52,413 ...my life there is very pleasant and very stuck. 42 00:03:52,573 --> 00:03:55,254 When I got off the plane here, I felt very unstuck... 43 00:03:56,744 --> 00:03:58,251 ...and I like it this way. 44 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:02,292 But don' t worry I'm not chucking it all in for some half-shaven stranger. 45 00:04:02,458 --> 00:04:05,387 -I'm doing this for myself. -I wasn't worried. 46 00:04:06,211 --> 00:04:08,383 Oh, David. 47 00:04:12,509 --> 00:04:14,729 Congratulations. 48 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,938 Thank you. 49 00:04:17,556 --> 00:04:20,320 Congratulation. 50 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:47,885 Last call for alcohol. 51 00:04:55,176 --> 00:04:56,220 Thank you. 52 00:04:56,385 --> 00:04:57,643 Thank you. 53 00:04:57,803 --> 00:05:00,188 Thank you, Herbert. 54 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,649 Agnes, when Mr. Addison gets in... 55 00:05:06,812 --> 00:05:09,398 ...from his beer run I'd like to see him in my office. 56 00:05:09,565 --> 00:05:11,653 Mr. Addison hasn't come in yet. 57 00:05:11,817 --> 00:05:14,036 How unlike him to be late for a party. 58 00:05:14,195 --> 00:05:15,583 -Miss Hayes. -Yes. 59 00:05:16,071 --> 00:05:17,791 Herbert and I are getting married. 60 00:05:19,032 --> 00:05:21,002 Oh, my God. 61 00:05:21,743 --> 00:05:23,463 Congratulations. 62 00:05:25,539 --> 00:05:27,461 A glass of champagne for Miss Hayes. 63 00:05:27,624 --> 00:05:30,389 Forget the glass, give me a bottle. 64 00:05:32,671 --> 00:05:35,352 Keep her walking and don't let her swallow her tongue. 65 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:37,262 -What's going on here? -Oh, David... 66 00:05:37,426 --> 00:05:40,225 -...they're getting married. -Agnes and MacGi|icuddy? 67 00:05:40,387 --> 00:05:41,727 I'm just kidding. 68 00:05:41,888 --> 00:05:43,810 I'm very happy for you. 69 00:05:44,099 --> 00:05:47,396 If you aren't doing anything on Sunday, mind giving the bride away? 70 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,529 I'll be honoured. Where's the bridegroom? 71 00:05:49,688 --> 00:05:51,028 Sir. 72 00:05:52,189 --> 00:05:55,155 -Didn't know you had it in you. -Thank you, neither did I. 73 00:05:55,317 --> 00:05:57,821 Would you mind if I spoke with you for a moment? 74 00:05:57,987 --> 00:05:59,540 It would be my pleasure. 75 00:05:59,697 --> 00:06:01,287 At ease. 76 00:06:09,332 --> 00:06:12,511 You and the other bridesmaids who would look good in lavender. 77 00:06:12,668 --> 00:06:14,638 Great. Have you picked out your dress? 78 00:06:14,795 --> 00:06:18,805 Under the circumstances, I think I'd better go with ecru. 79 00:06:18,966 --> 00:06:20,687 -Flowers. -Calla lilies. 80 00:06:20,843 --> 00:06:23,179 -Minister? -More like a guru. 81 00:06:23,387 --> 00:06:25,273 Sounds like you have it under control. 82 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:27,233 But if you need me to do anything .... 83 00:06:28,266 --> 00:06:32,407 Can I borrow something blue so I can kill two birds with one stone? 84 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:35,410 -Of course. -Could I ask you a question? 85 00:06:35,565 --> 00:06:37,950 -Sure. -Now that I've decided to get married... 86 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:40,578 ...I want to make sure I'm doing the right thing. 87 00:06:40,737 --> 00:06:44,664 Between us I think maybe there's something wrong with me. 88 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:46,794 You gonna be all right in there? 89 00:06:49,787 --> 00:06:51,341 I'm sorry, sir. 90 00:06:51,497 --> 00:06:54,677 I haven't keep anything down since Agnes popped the question. 91 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:56,471 Sit down here. 92 00:06:59,255 --> 00:07:00,808 Son, you are not looking good. 93 00:07:00,965 --> 00:07:03,813 If the mere thought of marrying Agnes is making you puke... 94 00:07:03,968 --> 00:07:06,649 ...what do you think is gonna happen when you marry her? 95 00:07:06,804 --> 00:07:09,390 Once I get used to the idea of giving up my freedom... 96 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:11,194 ...my independence... 97 00:07:11,350 --> 00:07:15,775 ...of abandoning all sense of self to the collective we, I will be fine. 98 00:07:17,106 --> 00:07:18,577 Well... 99 00:07:18,732 --> 00:07:21,034 ...nobody's putting a gun to your head here. 100 00:07:21,193 --> 00:07:23,281 I'm feeling a little green around the gills. 101 00:07:23,445 --> 00:07:25,331 Put your head down between your legs. 102 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:29,880 If I'm so head over heels about Herbert... 103 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:32,621 ...how come I'm still attracted to other guys? 104 00:07:32,788 --> 00:07:35,837 -Because you're alive. -I'll say. 105 00:07:36,207 --> 00:07:40,004 Oh, sometimes I'll see some guy... 106 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,257 ...in the right pair of jeans... 107 00:07:42,423 --> 00:07:44,308 ...in a tweed jacket. 108 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:49,472 And the next thing I know, it's just him and me. 109 00:07:49,638 --> 00:07:50,848 Alone. 110 00:07:51,014 --> 00:07:55,273 Doing the dance of a thousand tiny deaths... 111 00:07:55,435 --> 00:07:57,025 ...on the Iinoleum. 112 00:07:57,186 --> 00:08:03,450 Marriage is a normal, natural, noble endeavour... 113 00:08:04,569 --> 00:08:07,582 ...and just because I am a neurotic mess... 114 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:11,543 ...who sees it more as the morgue of the human spirit... 115 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,837 ...a trap, a gallows... 116 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:17,589 ...is no reason why I should categorically reject something... 117 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:21,675 ...that 99 percent of humanity finds perfectly wonderful. 118 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,224 Burt... 119 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,561 ...you love Agnes, right? 120 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,723 With all my heart. 121 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:33,066 Then stop worrying. You're not gonna have any problems. 122 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:38,396 Forswearing all women for the rest of my life. 123 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,774 It's a pretty tall order, sir. 124 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:44,319 Yes, it is, fortunately men have options. 125 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:46,653 -Such as? -You fool around. 126 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,288 In a community property state? 127 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,869 You can always move to Utah. 128 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,914 Set up housekeeping in a polygamous culture. 129 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,252 I'm allergic to salt, sir. 130 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,341 Well... 131 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:03,175 ...there is of course the final option. 132 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:09,267 That is to become a loyal, faithful, monogamous husband... 133 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,227 ...with a very vivid imagination. 134 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,765 I'd come to pretty much the same conclusion myself, sir. 135 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:17,729 Last night, it was Mel Gibson. 136 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,776 The night before it was Mark Harmon... 137 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:23,279 ...then it was the checkout guy in the deli section. 138 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:27,529 Then the night before that it was... 139 00:09:27,941 --> 00:09:28,985 ...MacGi|icuddy. 140 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,325 MacGi|icuddy? 141 00:09:30,485 --> 00:09:31,530 On the Iinoleum? 142 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,996 Mr. Addison... 143 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:42,089 ...I would like you to have my collection of erotic lithographs. 144 00:09:42,247 --> 00:09:47,087 -Oh, no, Burt. I couldn't take those. -Please. 145 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:50,474 They won' t be of much use to me anymore. 146 00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:52,884 And they're a great icebreaker on a first date. 147 00:09:53,675 --> 00:09:55,894 There's one other thing, sir. 148 00:09:58,596 --> 00:09:59,640 Mr. Addison. 149 00:10:01,224 --> 00:10:02,814 Dave... 150 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:07,772 ...I would appreciate it if you would consider standing up for me... 151 00:10:08,105 --> 00:10:09,363 ...being my best man. 152 00:10:10,108 --> 00:10:11,579 Burt, I don't know-- 153 00:10:11,734 --> 00:10:13,822 You don't have to go through any trouble. 154 00:10:13,986 --> 00:10:16,241 If you could just be there for moral support... 155 00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:21,124 ...to make sure I go with through with this cockamamie scheme of Agnes'. 156 00:10:23,328 --> 00:10:25,832 I don't want to fail at this, Miss Hayes. 157 00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:28,134 -it's too important. -You won't. 158 00:10:28,292 --> 00:10:29,882 Hope not. 159 00:10:30,794 --> 00:10:34,342 Thanks. You're a real pal. 160 00:10:35,883 --> 00:10:37,473 You too. 161 00:10:44,141 --> 00:10:45,482 Weird. 162 00:10:45,642 --> 00:10:49,569 To think that my mom had thoughts about men other than my dad. 163 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:50,903 Yeah, it is weird. 164 00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:54,741 I suppose that means Burt occasionally thinks about other women. 165 00:10:54,902 --> 00:10:57,665 -Oh, sure. -What do you mean, "Oh, sure." 166 00:10:57,821 --> 00:10:59,743 Oh, I mean, oh, sure, probably. 167 00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:03,411 Maybe? 168 00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:05,130 I'll kill him. 169 00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:07,798 Excuse me a second. 170 00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:13,294 Say, Viola. 171 00:11:14,087 --> 00:11:15,677 What do you want, MacGi|icuddy? 172 00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:17,926 To offer my heartiest congratulations. 173 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:19,218 Yeah, right. 174 00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:22,515 I know we've never enjoyed a particularly warm relationship. 175 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:25,229 That's putting it mildly, I hate your guts. 176 00:11:25,389 --> 00:11:27,525 And I yours. 177 00:11:28,476 --> 00:11:30,362 I think it's time we put an end to that. 178 00:11:30,519 --> 00:11:32,026 why? 179 00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:34,566 It's the Christian thing to do. 180 00:11:34,732 --> 00:11:38,575 And I can't think of a better excuse to beat our swords into ploughshares... 181 00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:40,491 ...than your impending nuptials. 182 00:11:47,328 --> 00:11:51,753 It will be a great honour for me if you'd allow me to throw a party for you. 183 00:11:51,915 --> 00:11:53,754 What kind of party? 184 00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:56,383 Not one of those pukefests... 185 00:11:56,545 --> 00:11:59,594 ...like Mr. Addison through for Miss Hayes' ex, no. 186 00:11:59,756 --> 00:12:03,896 No grain alcohol, no animal movies. 187 00:12:04,052 --> 00:12:06,436 And that tacky stripper, remember. 188 00:12:07,263 --> 00:12:08,605 Yuck. 189 00:12:08,765 --> 00:12:11,648 No just you and me, the guys from work. 190 00:12:11,809 --> 00:12:14,658 -We rent a limo for the night-- -What are you up to? 191 00:12:14,813 --> 00:12:17,114 I'm just trying to settle accounts, that's all. 192 00:12:19,776 --> 00:12:22,741 I got my test results back this morning. 193 00:12:22,904 --> 00:12:24,541 It's my heart, Burt. 194 00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:28,708 L'UlacGilicuddy, I'm sorry. 195 00:12:30,203 --> 00:12:31,756 I don't know what to say. 196 00:12:32,246 --> 00:12:35,592 You know, it would just mean so much to me if I could do this for you. 197 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,923 Sure. 198 00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:40,887 Well, hey, everybody, how about a toast... 199 00:12:41,047 --> 00:12:45,436 ...for my pal Herbert Viola and his blushing bride. 200 00:12:47,344 --> 00:12:52,897 Much love, much happiness, long lives... 201 00:12:53,391 --> 00:12:54,518 ...l' chaim. 202 00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:01,780 Excuse me. 203 00:13:02,525 --> 00:13:04,827 -Can I help you? -Does Madelyn Hayes work here? 204 00:13:04,987 --> 00:13:06,707 I'll tell her you're here. 205 00:13:09,991 --> 00:13:11,035 Who are you? 206 00:13:11,201 --> 00:13:12,328 Oh, Mark Charnock. 207 00:13:12,494 --> 00:13:13,882 -Mark Charnock. -Yeah. 208 00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:16,541 Charnock. Charnock. 209 00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:18,883 -Like Annie Charnock. -Right. 210 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:21,094 So you must be Miss Hayes' cousin too. 211 00:13:21,252 --> 00:13:23,886 No. I'm related to her because I'm Annie's husband. 212 00:13:29,051 --> 00:13:32,563 What a surprise. What a nice surprise. 213 00:13:32,721 --> 00:13:34,015 You look terrific. 214 00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:38,780 -So do you. -You ought to get back in modelling. 215 00:13:38,936 --> 00:13:40,692 -Oh, stop it. -No, I'm serious. 216 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,191 You're getting nearsighted in your old age. 217 00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:45,825 How long has it been since we saw each other last? 218 00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:48,914 Years, years, I don't know. Decades. 219 00:13:49,071 --> 00:13:51,123 -Too long. -Too long. 220 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:55,630 What are you doing here? What brings you to L.A.? 221 00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:56,878 Business, business. 222 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,801 And a chance to sneak away with my wife... 223 00:13:59,957 --> 00:14:02,637 ...for a couple of days and write it off. 224 00:14:04,127 --> 00:14:07,675 Yes, since Annie was already out here it seemed like a plan. 225 00:14:08,631 --> 00:14:11,645 -She's still out here, isn't she? -Oh, absolutely. 226 00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:15,183 Safe and sound, healthy and alert. Feeling good, looking good. 227 00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:18,443 I haven't heard from her since she left and you know Annie. 228 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,656 -I know Annie. -Yeah, she's always up to something. 229 00:14:21,811 --> 00:14:25,026 You know for about 30 seconds on the plane I had this panic attack. 230 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:26,447 I suddenly thought... 231 00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:31,613 ...what if she's taken up with some strange Hollywood cult up in the hills... 232 00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:36,878 ...or, you know, given her life over to some alcoholic religious man... 233 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:38,956 ...with saffron robes. 234 00:14:41,288 --> 00:14:44,053 I guess that's what I love about Annie anyway. 235 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,928 I never know what she's gonna do. 236 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,670 That's our Annie. Surprise, surprise. 237 00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:51,508 Sorry. Had to save Burt from taking his own life. 238 00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:54,971 Addison, partner and leg man. Whatever she says goes double for me. 239 00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:57,270 I think you're gonna be happy at Blue Moon. 240 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,399 Our investigators are the finest quality. 241 00:14:59,557 --> 00:15:00,814 David. 242 00:15:00,974 --> 00:15:04,023 Do you remember my friend Annie? This is her husband. 243 00:15:04,186 --> 00:15:06,867 -Mark Charnock. -Her husband. 244 00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:09,905 I seem to remember meeting your-- It was your cousin. 245 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,780 -And her name was Annie. -Annie. 246 00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:16,200 -Nice girl as I remember. -Yes, she is. She is. 247 00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,417 Well, I leave you two alone to catch up. 248 00:15:18,575 --> 00:15:21,672 I have to get back to work on the Anselmo case. 249 00:15:21,828 --> 00:15:23,299 See you. 250 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,091 Hi, sailor. 251 00:15:29,251 --> 00:15:31,173 Oh, what are you doing here? 252 00:15:31,337 --> 00:15:34,683 I just saw a divorce lawyer up on 12. 253 00:15:34,882 --> 00:15:38,394 -David, is anything the matter? -No. I just wanted to be with you. 254 00:15:38,552 --> 00:15:39,596 Alone. 255 00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:42,273 Are you sure you're okay? 256 00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:47,271 Yeah, it's just springtime and the sap is up in the trees, I guess. 257 00:15:47,436 --> 00:15:50,366 Maybe you should see an endocrinologist. 258 00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:53,656 David, I've decided not to take a dime from Mark. 259 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:56,118 I think it's the only fair thing to do. 260 00:15:56,278 --> 00:15:57,405 Can I have some coffee? 261 00:15:57,571 --> 00:16:00,251 Yes. Of course you can get some coffee. I'll get it-- 262 00:16:00,408 --> 00:16:03,918 -No, I can get it. -No, you just stay right here. 263 00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:08,593 -Burt, gets over here quick. -Just a second, sir. 264 00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,137 Get over here right now. 265 00:16:16,757 --> 00:16:19,770 I'm sorry, anxiety-induced hiccups. I can't seem to shake them. 266 00:16:19,926 --> 00:16:22,014 -Reach my pocket. -You think that will help? 267 00:16:22,178 --> 00:16:23,851 David, the door is stuck. 268 00:16:24,013 --> 00:16:28,106 -I don't quite understand, sir. -Just do it, will you? Now grab this. 269 00:16:28,851 --> 00:16:30,358 David? 270 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,110 Somebody get me out of here. 271 00:16:32,272 --> 00:16:34,442 Sir, mind my asking why we're doing this? 272 00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:37,988 Shut your mouth. Listen. Stay here until I give you the high sign. 273 00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:40,239 Then you go in and tell her I got called. 274 00:16:40,404 --> 00:16:42,291 Then you take her sightseeing, shopping. 275 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:44,418 -Just get her out. -On a hundred dollars? 276 00:16:44,575 --> 00:16:45,619 You'll excuse me. 277 00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:48,714 Miss Charnock strikes me as being one-high-dollar female. 278 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,927 Mr. Addison, Annie called, She's stuck in your office. 279 00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:58,298 Agnes, Mr. Addison and I have everything under control. 280 00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:00,967 Sorry. 281 00:17:05,345 --> 00:17:08,026 Did I hear Maddie say you're from New York City? 282 00:17:08,182 --> 00:17:10,352 Connecticut actually but I work in-- 283 00:17:10,517 --> 00:17:12,569 Look a friend of mine's going to New York. 284 00:17:12,728 --> 00:17:14,567 He called asking what should he pack? 285 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,900 I haven't lived there, I couldn't tell him. 286 00:17:17,066 --> 00:17:20,162 Climate hasn't changed that much for the last hundred years. 287 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:22,489 So I guess a raincoat will come in handy now. 288 00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:24,706 Hey, let me write this down, huh? 289 00:17:24,865 --> 00:17:26,537 Raincoat. 290 00:17:27,158 --> 00:17:28,712 -Rubbers? -Couldn't hurt. 291 00:17:28,868 --> 00:17:30,920 -Couldn't hurt. -Better safe than sorry. 292 00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:32,586 Right you are. 293 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:35,048 Look, is New York still kind of a dressy town? 294 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,341 Well, that depends. 295 00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:39,712 Jacket and tie. Ties. 296 00:17:40,922 --> 00:17:42,927 That is a nice suit you're wearing there. 297 00:17:43,090 --> 00:17:44,893 -Thanks. -May I? 298 00:17:45,092 --> 00:17:46,848 Oh, that's very nice. 299 00:17:47,011 --> 00:17:49,775 What are the good shows? Is Fantastics still a hot ticket? 300 00:17:49,931 --> 00:17:52,694 You know what? I'll get you comps. Maddie, I've got to go. 301 00:17:53,225 --> 00:17:55,195 -What are you doing? -The ifeway is here. 302 00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:57,902 Ifeway? Ifeway? Ifeway is erehay? 303 00:17:58,063 --> 00:17:59,985 Ikesyay. This is a nice suit. 304 00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:02,118 But didn't the Fantastics close? 305 00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,617 Oh, I guess maybe they did. 306 00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:07,699 You know what I think about New York? 307 00:18:07,865 --> 00:18:10,119 -Wieners? -Wieners. I mean, pigeons. 308 00:18:10,283 --> 00:18:12,787 The opera's nice there too. 309 00:18:13,287 --> 00:18:15,374 -The opera? -Yeah, the Metropolitan Opera? 310 00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:17,959 -But that's in New York. -Yes, that's right. 311 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,710 -My friend was going to New York? -Yes, you said. 312 00:18:20,877 --> 00:18:22,134 New Mexico. 313 00:18:22,295 --> 00:18:24,881 You know what the climate's like in New Mexico. 314 00:18:25,048 --> 00:18:27,552 No, I've never been to New Mexico. 315 00:18:27,717 --> 00:18:29,805 Me neither but I'm a fan of Georgia 0'Keefe. 316 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,140 She lived in New York before she moved. 317 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:33,479 -No kidding. -No kidding. 318 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,320 Fascinating. You know this has been fun and educational. 319 00:18:36,476 --> 00:18:38,813 Here let me get that for you. 320 00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:40,106 Watch yourself there. 321 00:18:40,271 --> 00:18:42,193 Hey, Mark, give my regards to Broadway. 322 00:18:42,357 --> 00:18:44,777 Remember me to Herald Square. 323 00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:48,826 -I'm not saying a word. -You liar. 324 00:18:48,988 --> 00:18:51,669 I hope you're satisfied with the mess you've made. 325 00:18:51,824 --> 00:18:54,078 Go ahead. Unload, baby, give me a blast. 326 00:18:54,243 --> 00:18:57,340 Hot no strings fling and then ship her back to Connecticut... 327 00:18:57,496 --> 00:19:00,711 -...with a smile on her face. -You got the smile on her face. 328 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:04,089 Are you prepared to watch that woman dismantle her marriage? 329 00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,300 Her life. Her marriage. 330 00:19:06,463 --> 00:19:08,515 -Her decision. -How convenient. 331 00:19:08,674 --> 00:19:11,177 Its none of my business and it's none of yours. 332 00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,265 -Do you really believe that? -Yeah. 333 00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:17,355 Then I have nothing else to say to you. I have work to do. Get out of my office. 334 00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:32,166 This guy's a real maroon. 335 00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:43,510 Subject, a maroon, exiting parking structure at 9:32 a.m. 336 00:19:45,043 --> 00:19:47,972 Make that 11:15 a.m. 337 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,081 David. 338 00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:17,952 Here, this is for you. 339 00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:20,919 I am very touched. 340 00:20:21,077 --> 00:20:23,379 -We went to Disneyland. -I can see that. 341 00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:26,256 I'm sorry I kept your fair lady away so long, sir. 342 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,379 I'm gonna mix us some cocktails. 343 00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:30,430 We're on our way out to go see a movie. 344 00:20:30,587 --> 00:20:33,470 -Let's make it a threesome. -Why don't we keep it a twosome. 345 00:20:33,631 --> 00:20:37,973 -Close it. We'll do it again, Annie. -Okay, bye, Herbert. 346 00:20:48,562 --> 00:20:49,950 Your husband is in town. 347 00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:57,907 Well, I guess that's good. I can finally get all this out in the open. 348 00:20:58,572 --> 00:20:59,783 Is that you wanna do? 349 00:21:03,411 --> 00:21:06,958 I mean, sometimes I'm more sure of that than other times... 350 00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:10,261 ...but one thing I'm absolutely certain of. 351 00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:13,507 I couldn't stand being away from you today. 352 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,903 I need to talk to you. 353 00:21:33,064 --> 00:21:35,484 -Have a seat. -Mark Charnock called. 354 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,453 -You don't suppose that-- -He's not a dummy. 355 00:21:39,613 --> 00:21:41,867 -Yeah. -He wants to have lunch with you today. 356 00:21:44,242 --> 00:21:46,828 -What time does he want to meet? -High noon. 357 00:21:55,795 --> 00:21:57,301 Hey. 358 00:21:57,713 --> 00:22:01,142 Ahoy there, pilgrim. Drink with me. 359 00:22:01,301 --> 00:22:02,641 -Barkeep. -Yes, sir. 360 00:22:02,802 --> 00:22:06,016 -Martini for my friend here. -Beer, please, is fine. 361 00:22:09,225 --> 00:22:10,268 Thanks for coming. 362 00:22:11,143 --> 00:22:12,650 The least I could do. 363 00:22:14,897 --> 00:22:17,281 So what do you think of this kettle of fish? 364 00:22:17,441 --> 00:22:18,994 I think we should talk about it. 365 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,076 Maddie know? 366 00:22:24,115 --> 00:22:25,835 Like to keep her out of this though. 367 00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:29,170 No, I understand. I understand. That's why I called you directly. 368 00:22:31,205 --> 00:22:33,008 To my wife... 369 00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:35,501 ...and her lover. 370 00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:51,393 I hired a detective to find out who this lucky guy is. 371 00:22:51,641 --> 00:22:54,061 -A detective? -The LaSalle Agency. 372 00:22:54,561 --> 00:22:57,658 The private investigator on the case is named Kapatkin. 373 00:22:57,814 --> 00:23:01,527 Anyway, I called you to find out if this LaSalle guy is reputable. 374 00:23:01,692 --> 00:23:05,038 So you don't know who Annie's fooling around with? 375 00:23:05,196 --> 00:23:07,118 No, that's why I hired the detective. 376 00:23:07,281 --> 00:23:10,628 Actually, I would have preferred to go with Blue Moon... 377 00:23:11,369 --> 00:23:13,705 ...but I didn't wanna stick Maddie in the middle. 378 00:23:13,871 --> 00:23:15,544 What happens when you find this guy? 379 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,973 Well, marriage is a funny thing. I mean, it's good... 380 00:23:22,129 --> 00:23:26,518 ...it's bad and it gets good then it gets bad and then-- 381 00:23:27,593 --> 00:23:30,440 I thought I'd shatter this guy's kneecaps. 382 00:23:31,805 --> 00:23:33,359 Guess I'm a little angry. 383 00:23:33,515 --> 00:23:36,065 Wish you knew Annie the way I do. 384 00:23:39,187 --> 00:23:41,774 I gotta meet this guy. 385 00:23:42,399 --> 00:23:45,412 -Why? What do you need to do that for? -Look, I got to know... 386 00:23:46,028 --> 00:23:48,328 ...if she's better off with him. 387 00:23:48,488 --> 00:23:50,623 Because if that's the case... 388 00:23:51,157 --> 00:23:52,450 ...I gotta step aside. 389 00:23:52,617 --> 00:23:56,211 But is this worth, you know, dismantling your marriage about? 390 00:23:56,871 --> 00:24:00,335 -Maybe it's just a fling. -That's not like Annie. 391 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,380 Well, what about the guy? Maybe it's just a big laugh to him. 392 00:24:04,545 --> 00:24:06,680 Well, then he better not string her along. 393 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,425 I mean, an affair is one thing. 394 00:24:10,885 --> 00:24:12,059 He breaks her heart... 395 00:24:14,222 --> 00:24:15,265 ...I'll kill him. 396 00:24:19,435 --> 00:24:21,939 Wedding bands, check. 397 00:24:22,104 --> 00:24:23,907 Something old, check. 398 00:24:24,065 --> 00:24:26,365 Something new, check. 399 00:24:26,525 --> 00:24:29,539 Antidepressants, check. 400 00:24:29,737 --> 00:24:32,750 -I think that's everything. -Lingerie. 401 00:24:32,907 --> 00:24:34,378 What do you need lingerie for? 402 00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:37,498 Every bride should have a sexy nightie in her trousseau. 403 00:24:37,661 --> 00:24:40,591 It will only get torn to shreds. 404 00:24:41,790 --> 00:24:44,673 -Okay. -Kisses. 405 00:24:46,295 --> 00:24:48,381 Agnes, be careful. 406 00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:01,478 -Agnes, I think we're being followed. -What? 407 00:25:01,642 --> 00:25:04,572 That guy who was bird-dogging me at Disneyland yesterday. 408 00:25:04,729 --> 00:25:07,363 Take deep breaths and think of a mountain stream. 409 00:25:07,523 --> 00:25:09,992 Agnes, this is not an anxiety attack. 410 00:25:10,151 --> 00:25:14,790 Short, dumpy guy, unshaven, wingtips. 411 00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:18,245 -I don't see anyone. -Agnes, he's right-- 412 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:29,097 Burt, just one more stop... 413 00:25:29,252 --> 00:25:34,390 ...and I'll take you home and put you in a nice relaxing mustard plaster. 414 00:25:45,769 --> 00:25:47,525 Burt. 415 00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:49,817 What do you think? 416 00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:29,483 Herbert, here I come. 417 00:26:30,229 --> 00:26:31,782 Ta-da. 418 00:26:33,691 --> 00:26:37,404 -Herbert. -Yeah, that's good. Get that one. 419 00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:58,173 All right, buster. 420 00:26:58,340 --> 00:26:59,727 What's the story? 421 00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:03,974 Oh, I'm sorry. 422 00:27:04,512 --> 00:27:06,185 Herbert Quentin Viola. 423 00:27:08,099 --> 00:27:10,484 -I thought it was-- -You can kiss my-- 424 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:15,152 On second thought you can't. 425 00:27:19,694 --> 00:27:20,951 I'm sorry. 426 00:27:24,699 --> 00:27:28,127 If you don't want to get married, why don't you just come and say it... 427 00:27:28,285 --> 00:27:31,832 ...instead of trying to hallucinate yourself into a section eight. 428 00:27:31,997 --> 00:27:35,426 Agnes, I was not hallucinating. 429 00:27:36,127 --> 00:27:37,633 Dearest-- 430 00:27:41,715 --> 00:27:45,346 Would you mind taking these packages to the car? I'll meet you there. 431 00:27:45,510 --> 00:27:47,979 -Herbert. -I have to go to the little boy's room. 432 00:28:02,235 --> 00:28:04,952 Bub, suppose you tell me why you've been following me. 433 00:28:05,113 --> 00:28:07,450 -Because I want your autograph. -Comedian. 434 00:28:07,615 --> 00:28:08,790 Better let go of me. 435 00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:11,251 Are you gonna spill it or do I have to hurt you? 436 00:28:22,838 --> 00:28:24,926 Herbert. 437 00:28:29,929 --> 00:28:32,100 Oh, my God. 438 00:28:34,808 --> 00:28:36,980 Burt, talk to me. 439 00:28:37,144 --> 00:28:41,285 -Tell me what happened. -He broke my jaw. 440 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,031 Did you say oilcan? 441 00:28:43,192 --> 00:28:48,080 He broke my jaw. 442 00:28:48,238 --> 00:28:51,869 -Who? Who broke your jaw? -The man. 443 00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:54,537 Guy who was following me. 444 00:28:54,703 --> 00:28:56,091 Burt. 445 00:28:56,246 --> 00:28:57,837 Burt, wait right here. 446 00:28:57,998 --> 00:29:00,086 I'm going to get an ambulance. 447 00:29:04,588 --> 00:29:07,305 Don't let anyone park on you. 448 00:29:12,971 --> 00:29:14,774 David? 449 00:29:20,353 --> 00:29:22,074 Stop it. 450 00:29:24,273 --> 00:29:26,575 -Oh, David. -David. 451 00:29:55,929 --> 00:29:57,187 Did you hear something? 452 00:29:57,347 --> 00:29:59,352 I don't know. Let me see. 453 00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,781 Hi. 454 00:30:13,154 --> 00:30:16,417 -I wasn't expecting you home so soon. -So I see. 455 00:30:28,544 --> 00:30:30,550 YOU Carl COITIB on 0U'll. 456 00:30:31,922 --> 00:30:33,679 So how'd we do? 457 00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:35,312 We did great. 458 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,189 We really fooled Mrs. Anselmo. 459 00:30:37,345 --> 00:30:39,599 I can't believe it, my first time undercover... 460 00:30:39,764 --> 00:30:42,314 ...and I get to work the Anselmo case. 461 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,531 Here. I want you to take this. 462 00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:48,407 No, Mr. Addison, I couldn't. 463 00:30:48,564 --> 00:30:50,070 That's an order, detective. 464 00:30:50,232 --> 00:30:51,869 Thanks. 465 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,955 Mr. Addison... 466 00:30:55,112 --> 00:30:56,867 ...you're a great guy. 467 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,347 Let me fix that for you, buddy. 468 00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:18,596 Would you relax, I'm not gonna strangle you. 469 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,145 Just want to fix your tie. 470 00:31:21,638 --> 00:31:24,188 You look great. You do. 471 00:31:26,726 --> 00:31:28,233 Look out. 472 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,413 Look at him go. 473 00:31:38,028 --> 00:31:40,912 You can all get up now, it's safe. Here you go. 474 00:31:41,073 --> 00:31:43,292 Something for you kids to start your wedding. 475 00:31:43,451 --> 00:31:45,123 Thanks. 476 00:31:48,288 --> 00:31:49,499 Give me a hug. 477 00:31:49,665 --> 00:31:53,592 -David Addison, how could you? -I got them something they'd use. 478 00:31:53,752 --> 00:31:55,140 No, I'm talking about Annie. 479 00:31:55,296 --> 00:31:57,383 I should be grateful that she found out... 480 00:31:57,548 --> 00:32:00,478 ...before it's too late how vile, venal and hateful you are. 481 00:32:00,634 --> 00:32:02,473 Look out. 482 00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:07,729 You saved my life, my hero. 483 00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:09,778 Get away from me. 484 00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:12,398 We come here today, dearly beloved... 485 00:32:12,562 --> 00:32:16,358 ...to witness the vibration of two radiant jewels... 486 00:32:16,525 --> 00:32:21,911 ...who are about to merge to create one beam of coherent light. 487 00:32:22,822 --> 00:32:27,746 Today, we celebrate the ancient union of man-woman... 488 00:32:27,910 --> 00:32:29,464 ...and woman-man... 489 00:32:29,621 --> 00:32:33,500 ...and by the grace of the great whatever to ask... 490 00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:39,016 ...that Burt and Agnes' genetic tendrils reach out to infinity. 491 00:32:39,214 --> 00:32:43,057 And by our very presence here, brothers and sisters .... 492 00:32:43,384 --> 00:32:45,223 Mr. Kapatkin? 493 00:32:45,386 --> 00:32:47,770 Your office told me I could find you here. 494 00:32:47,930 --> 00:32:51,394 Getting the skinny on the maroon, effecting intromission with the frail. 495 00:32:51,558 --> 00:32:53,978 -I'm sorry, what? -Blow before you wreck my cover. 496 00:32:54,145 --> 00:32:57,407 Oh, Mr. Kapatkin, I won't be needing your services anymore. 497 00:32:57,565 --> 00:32:58,905 I'm dropping the case. 498 00:32:59,065 --> 00:33:01,652 My wife has broken off with the gentlemen in question. 499 00:33:01,819 --> 00:33:03,989 -That ain't no gentleman. -Be that as it may. 500 00:33:04,155 --> 00:33:07,251 She's coming back to New York with me. 501 00:33:07,408 --> 00:33:09,709 Now, this should settle accounts. 502 00:33:11,286 --> 00:33:14,051 Look pal, you wanna take a powder, righteo... 503 00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:16,970 ...that spiderkeet to be reported to the board of health. 504 00:33:17,126 --> 00:33:21,301 -You ever see this guy up close? -Mr. Kapatkin, this case is closed. 505 00:33:21,462 --> 00:33:24,476 I got a civic responsibility. 506 00:33:27,469 --> 00:33:29,308 My dearest Agnes. 507 00:33:31,389 --> 00:33:33,062 "The day I met you... 508 00:33:33,224 --> 00:33:36,522 ...my soul found purpose." 509 00:33:37,895 --> 00:33:41,242 "My soul found purpose." 510 00:33:41,399 --> 00:33:42,870 -What? -What he'd say? 511 00:33:43,025 --> 00:33:44,117 Purpose. 512 00:33:46,195 --> 00:33:47,287 What did he say? 513 00:33:47,447 --> 00:33:49,783 I think I better read this. 514 00:33:51,158 --> 00:33:55,667 "My dearest Agnes, the day I met you my soul found purpose." 515 00:33:55,829 --> 00:33:57,586 Oh, purpose. 516 00:33:57,748 --> 00:34:00,334 Oh, purpose. 517 00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:02,679 Purpose. 518 00:34:03,504 --> 00:34:06,268 "Today I dedicate that life to you. 519 00:34:06,424 --> 00:34:08,891 I pledge my heart to love you always. 520 00:34:09,051 --> 00:34:11,898 My arms to comfort you and keep you warm. 521 00:34:12,053 --> 00:34:14,687 My eyes to light up at your smile. 522 00:34:14,848 --> 00:34:18,312 No longer must my existence be an empty void... 523 00:34:18,477 --> 00:34:20,362 ...a scream looking for a mouth. 524 00:34:21,438 --> 00:34:25,697 At last, I know what it is to love someone." 525 00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:27,365 Oh, Herbert. 526 00:34:31,781 --> 00:34:34,367 Herbert, no. 527 00:34:38,537 --> 00:34:39,795 -Look at him go. -Herbert. 528 00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:41,677 Stop it. 529 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:43,007 Herbert. 530 00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:45,302 Come on, Herbert. 531 00:34:47,963 --> 00:34:49,850 Nice left. 532 00:35:11,278 --> 00:35:12,452 Miss Hayes. 533 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,751 By the power invested in me by the supreme authority... 534 00:35:21,913 --> 00:35:23,551 ...by the state of California... 535 00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:25,178 ...I now pronounce you... 536 00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:27,089 ...man and wife. 537 00:35:27,377 --> 00:35:28,967 Next. 538 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:36,480 Sign here and here and here and you get your release. 539 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,641 Notify your lawyer any time you-- 540 00:35:38,805 --> 00:35:41,190 This isn't gonna go on my permanent record, is it? 541 00:35:41,349 --> 00:35:43,853 I don't think so. They'll probably drop the charges. 542 00:35:44,018 --> 00:35:48,029 I hope so. I don't want anything hurting my chances of getting a PI license. 543 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,822 Oh, Jamie, you don't wanna be a detective. 544 00:35:50,984 --> 00:35:52,240 It's dirty thankless work. 545 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:54,453 Stick to something more respectable. 546 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:59,164 I don't know. I've never felt more alive than being out there with Mr. Addison. 547 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:02,504 -You're in the field with Mr. Addison? -On the Anselmo case. 548 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:06,043 We went undercover in the shower, you know, to throw off Mrs. Anselmo. 549 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,843 Mr. Addison said I was a natural. 550 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:11,845 I'm sure you were. 551 00:36:12,004 --> 00:36:14,424 And you certainly tricked Mrs. Anselmo. 552 00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:19,889 It's hard to live with yourself after you've trespassed on private property. 553 00:36:20,054 --> 00:36:22,189 I mean, I probably would have hung myself... 554 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:25,064 ...if you hadn't been kind enough to take my shoelaces. 555 00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:27,147 Move right along, please. 556 00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:10,193 All right, I think that just about does it. 557 00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:14,030 Let's see, we've got one desk chair, black-- 558 00:37:14,189 --> 00:37:16,159 -That's my chair. Where are--? -Sorry. 559 00:37:16,316 --> 00:37:18,867 One painting, cubist abstract. 560 00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:20,830 Okay, Sparky, I'll bite. 561 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:22,495 Where's he going with my chair? 562 00:37:22,656 --> 00:37:24,578 Walter Whitebread, ABC TV. 563 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:26,746 Used to be a big fan of yours. 564 00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:28,121 Still am I guess. 565 00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:31,003 For the next eight minutes and 36 seconds. 566 00:37:31,164 --> 00:37:34,343 I enjoy a joke as much as anybody but I got to get some work done. 567 00:37:34,501 --> 00:37:36,636 So have them bring the stuff back in. 568 00:37:36,794 --> 00:37:39,215 -You don't know, do you? -Know what? 569 00:37:39,798 --> 00:37:42,598 Somebody from current programmes was supposed to call you. 570 00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:44,977 I guess that's why NBC's number one, huh? 571 00:37:46,346 --> 00:37:49,145 I don't know how to tell you this... 572 00:37:49,683 --> 00:37:51,236 ...but you're cancelled. 573 00:37:51,392 --> 00:37:52,863 What? 574 00:37:56,355 --> 00:37:58,325 Burt, what happened? 575 00:37:59,234 --> 00:38:01,654 He's dead, sir. 576 00:38:05,156 --> 00:38:10,210 He told me that he had a heart condition... 577 00:38:11,079 --> 00:38:12,918 ...but I didn't believe him. 578 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,631 -Well, let's call an ambulance. -Won't do any good. 579 00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:16,965 It wasn't heart failure. 580 00:38:17,126 --> 00:38:19,178 He just doesn't have any more scenes. 581 00:38:19,378 --> 00:38:21,929 This is all my fault. 582 00:38:23,549 --> 00:38:28,223 If I had done the honourable thing... 583 00:38:28,929 --> 00:38:33,520 ...and left the show, none of this would have happened. 584 00:38:33,683 --> 00:38:35,688 Get a hold of yourself, Burt. 585 00:38:36,145 --> 00:38:39,608 This is just some weird unfunny dream sequence. 586 00:38:51,743 --> 00:38:52,787 Burt. 587 00:38:54,245 --> 00:38:56,416 What happened? 588 00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,801 Just the end of the world as we know it, Miss Hayes. 589 00:39:09,343 --> 00:39:10,684 Let me go. 590 00:39:10,845 --> 00:39:12,316 There's nothing I can do. 591 00:39:12,471 --> 00:39:15,686 -Let me go. -I don't want to be cancelled. 592 00:39:15,849 --> 00:39:17,937 -Oh, I'm glad you're here. -Let me go. 593 00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:19,395 -We gotta get out. -What? 594 00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:22,279 We got cancelled. Look, I don' t have time to explain. 595 00:39:22,439 --> 00:39:25,867 But in 6 minutes and 14 seconds we'll cease to exist as characters. 596 00:39:26,027 --> 00:39:27,367 Where' s our furniture? 597 00:39:27,527 --> 00:39:30,292 What's happening to our view? 598 00:39:30,739 --> 00:39:32,542 Where's Red taking our view? 599 00:39:32,699 --> 00:39:34,621 Now, there's no need to get your drawers. 600 00:39:34,785 --> 00:39:39,044 Wait a minute. Drawers, I made an underwear joke and we're still here. 601 00:39:39,206 --> 00:39:42,005 There may be time yet. Come on. 602 00:39:52,927 --> 00:39:54,600 Agnes. 603 00:39:54,763 --> 00:39:57,895 Agnes. Oh, glad you're okay. 604 00:39:58,058 --> 00:39:59,231 I'm not okay. 605 00:39:59,392 --> 00:40:01,611 I thought of a word to rhyme with cabbage. 606 00:40:01,769 --> 00:40:04,534 And the only thing I could think of was basement. 607 00:40:05,398 --> 00:40:07,237 I can't rhyme anymore. 608 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,496 Agnes, I think there's something you should know. 609 00:40:10,653 --> 00:40:11,697 What? 610 00:40:11,863 --> 00:40:15,410 That the two of you couldn't figure out your nitwit relationship... 611 00:40:15,574 --> 00:40:19,003 ...so they' re giving the rest of us the heave-ho along with you? 612 00:40:19,162 --> 00:40:22,044 -You heard, huh? -Yeah, I heard. 613 00:40:22,206 --> 00:40:23,759 If there's a God in heaven... 614 00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:27,760 ...he'll spin Herbert and me off in our own series. 615 00:40:28,462 --> 00:40:29,850 What is happening? 616 00:40:31,048 --> 00:40:33,302 We still have a bit of time left. Let's think. 617 00:40:33,467 --> 00:40:35,223 There must be someone who can help. 618 00:40:35,386 --> 00:40:37,189 Yeah, but who? 619 00:40:38,013 --> 00:40:39,057 Wait, say that again. 620 00:40:39,222 --> 00:40:40,480 You mean-- 621 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:44,567 That's it. Cy. Cy'|| know what to do. Come on. 622 00:40:49,857 --> 00:40:51,827 -Get out. -Cy, what do you mean, "Get out"? 623 00:40:52,027 --> 00:40:54,494 -Get out. -But you're our last hope. 624 00:40:54,655 --> 00:40:57,668 You're one of the biggest producers in the business, come on. 625 00:40:57,824 --> 00:41:02,498 Hey, even I can't get people to tune in to watch what they don't want anymore. 626 00:41:02,662 --> 00:41:05,296 Don' t get me wrong. I love you two kids. 627 00:41:05,456 --> 00:41:07,295 But can you really blame the audience? 628 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:10,970 Case of poison ivy's more fun than watching you two lately. 629 00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:14,058 What are you talking about? What about all the laughs we had? 630 00:41:14,215 --> 00:41:15,852 Yeah. 631 00:41:16,008 --> 00:41:17,728 People don't want laughs, David. 632 00:41:17,885 --> 00:41:19,476 They want romance. 633 00:41:19,637 --> 00:41:20,680 Romance. 634 00:41:21,138 --> 00:41:24,271 Romance is a very fragile thing. 635 00:41:24,433 --> 00:41:30,235 Once it's over, it's over. And I'm afraid for you two, it's over. 636 00:41:30,397 --> 00:41:32,402 But it's not over. David and I are friends. 637 00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:34,238 Yeah, we're buddies. 638 00:41:34,402 --> 00:41:37,331 Oh, goody, that's exactly what America wants to see. 639 00:41:37,488 --> 00:41:39,540 David and Maddie, friends. 640 00:41:40,032 --> 00:41:43,164 People fell in love with you two kids falling in love. 641 00:41:43,327 --> 00:41:45,047 You couldn't keep falling forever. 642 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,540 Sooner or later you had to land someplace. 643 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:51,385 People cared about you two because you cared about each other. 644 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:55,090 Even when you didn't wanna care, you still cared and you couldn't not. 645 00:41:55,255 --> 00:41:58,184 You cared until you couldn't care any longer. 646 00:41:58,341 --> 00:42:00,809 -What'd he say? -Something about caring. 647 00:42:00,969 --> 00:42:03,104 You two were a great love story. 648 00:42:03,262 --> 00:42:06,395 Well, we can't just vanish into thin air. 649 00:42:07,016 --> 00:42:08,654 What'|| they do without us? 650 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:12,273 -Don't worry about them, they'll be fine. -What's gonna happen to us? 651 00:42:12,439 --> 00:42:17,113 You know, I could be wrong but remember what I said. 652 00:42:17,276 --> 00:42:20,870 "Romance is a very fragile thing." 653 00:42:21,031 --> 00:42:22,454 -Romance, huh? -Romance. 654 00:42:22,615 --> 00:42:24,418 -That's what they want. -Romance. 655 00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:26,580 Come on, we'll give them a little romance. 656 00:42:30,998 --> 00:42:32,885 Nice kids. 657 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,299 Gonna miss them. 658 00:42:50,643 --> 00:42:52,445 Hello? 659 00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:56,776 Yo, padre. 660 00:42:58,316 --> 00:42:59,361 Yes. 661 00:42:59,526 --> 00:43:01,365 -Have to get married. -On the double. 662 00:43:01,528 --> 00:43:05,704 There's a class on Thursday nights at 7:00 for couples considering marriage. 663 00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:07,419 No. We need to get hitched. 664 00:43:07,576 --> 00:43:09,580 -Now. There's not a moment to spare. -Now. 665 00:43:09,744 --> 00:43:14,335 Well, the sacrament of holy matrimony isn't something to enter into lightly. 666 00:43:14,499 --> 00:43:17,761 We don't went to enter into it lightly, we just wanna enter quickly. 667 00:43:17,919 --> 00:43:19,591 Let's get the show on the road. 668 00:43:19,754 --> 00:43:21,841 -I'd like to help-- -You've got to help us. 669 00:43:22,006 --> 00:43:25,719 But people get married because they share a common dream. 670 00:43:25,885 --> 00:43:27,724 Well, we do. We both enjoy breathing. 671 00:43:27,887 --> 00:43:30,769 Yeah, look and we love each other very much. 672 00:43:32,975 --> 00:43:36,652 Marriage is the byproduct of two peoples' hope. 673 00:43:36,812 --> 00:43:38,947 I see desperation in your eyes. 674 00:43:39,106 --> 00:43:42,950 Wanna see desperation, how about if I talk to your boss upstairs, huh? 675 00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:45,162 You want him to find out about this? 676 00:43:45,321 --> 00:43:48,334 Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. 677 00:43:48,490 --> 00:43:49,534 I'm sorry. 678 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,672 Well? 679 00:44:02,420 --> 00:44:05,552 Well, I guess this is it. Over and out. 680 00:44:05,715 --> 00:44:08,052 Six two and even. 681 00:44:09,136 --> 00:44:11,935 -I thought it'd be different. -I didn't think about it. 682 00:44:12,097 --> 00:44:15,560 If we could just have these five years to do over again... 683 00:44:15,725 --> 00:44:17,812 ...maybe we could-- 684 00:44:20,605 --> 00:44:22,408 You know, David... 685 00:44:23,733 --> 00:44:26,201 ...after all these years... 686 00:44:27,195 --> 00:44:31,370 ...all we've been through together, the ups, the downs, the ins, the outs. 687 00:44:31,533 --> 00:44:33,038 I just want you to know... 688 00:44:34,827 --> 00:44:37,296 ...I can't imagine not seeing you tomorrow.