1 00:01:03,487 --> 00:01:03,695 I can honestly say everything's fine. 2 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:05,286 I can honestly say everything's fine. 3 00:01:07,617 --> 00:01:09,918 I feel much better about my life. 4 00:01:10,078 --> 00:01:13,422 I like my age, my job. 5 00:01:13,580 --> 00:01:16,879 Finally, things seem to be on an even keel. 6 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:21,802 I've used up I don't know how many boxes of Kleenex in this office. 7 00:01:21,965 --> 00:01:23,805 But I guess it was worth it. 8 00:01:23,965 --> 00:01:25,306 David and I seem to be... 9 00:01:25,467 --> 00:01:29,229 ...actually approaching a manageable relationship. 10 00:01:29,429 --> 00:01:33,737 Maybe he's matured. Not much, but a little. 11 00:01:34,519 --> 00:01:38,231 I'm still intrigued by the relationship between his shoulders and his hips. 12 00:01:38,396 --> 00:01:41,576 I'm only human. But I'm not getting back on that rollercoaster. 13 00:01:41,733 --> 00:01:43,704 No way. 14 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:46,658 I guess what I'm trying to say is... 15 00:01:48,533 --> 00:01:52,245 ...I don't think I really need to come here anymore. 16 00:01:53,662 --> 00:01:57,091 And if it's okay with you, this'|| be my last appointment. 17 00:01:59,001 --> 00:02:02,134 I think I deserve a going-away party. 18 00:03:41,771 --> 00:03:43,823 Hold it, please. 19 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:18,231 Hi. 20 00:04:19,518 --> 00:04:22,021 That's a very nice dress you have on. 21 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:25,117 I like that. 22 00:04:40,538 --> 00:04:42,378 She'd only end up breaking your heart. 23 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,755 Yeah, thanks. 24 00:04:52,718 --> 00:04:55,731 Morning. Great news. With the earnings I'm about to bring in... 25 00:04:55,888 --> 00:04:58,273 ...you might wanna take this candy store public. 26 00:04:58,433 --> 00:05:01,693 First, Agnes, pencil me in for lunch at 11:30, 12:30 and 2:30. 27 00:05:01,851 --> 00:05:03,737 -Any movies? -A matinee perhaps. 28 00:05:03,895 --> 00:05:05,735 Depends how pressure-packed lunch is. 29 00:05:05,898 --> 00:05:07,949 -Fire away, Burt. -Mr. Addison. 30 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,826 I came in this morning with something I never had before. 31 00:05:10,986 --> 00:05:14,167 There are doctors in this building. Just don't sit down in here. 32 00:05:14,324 --> 00:05:17,040 I came in here with the most beautiful word in English. 33 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,336 -Careful, this ain't cable. -Business. 34 00:05:19,494 --> 00:05:22,080 Yeah, well, speaking of business .... 35 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:26,088 For once, I didn't come in here empty-handed... 36 00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:28,932 ...to mindlessly perform my assigned task. 37 00:05:29,086 --> 00:05:33,761 A drone. A robot. A slave. Support personnel. 38 00:05:33,926 --> 00:05:39,064 No, I went out into those mean streets and I brought home the bacon. 39 00:05:39,224 --> 00:05:40,647 Sir... 40 00:05:40,809 --> 00:05:42,444 ...I have a case. 41 00:05:42,601 --> 00:05:44,440 Sports page. 42 00:05:45,187 --> 00:05:50,657 One that could prove to be a long-term and lucrative account for us. 43 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:52,906 There is a man... 44 00:05:53,071 --> 00:05:55,323 ...a Mr. Seymour Sapperman... 45 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,328 ...a well respected businessman... 46 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:00,671 ...and on for whose purity of character I can personally vouch. 47 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,759 He has for the last several years been my accountant. 48 00:06:03,914 --> 00:06:05,303 Through thin and thin. 49 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:08,635 And he has always discharged his fiduciary responsibilities... 50 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:10,300 ...in an exemplary manner. 51 00:06:10,462 --> 00:06:13,844 Boy, big night for Kareem against the Clippers. 52 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,978 -Mr. Addison. -Yo. 53 00:06:16,135 --> 00:06:19,481 -About Mr. Sapperman? -I'm all ears. 54 00:06:20,057 --> 00:06:22,522 Even a professional, like Mr. Sapperman... 55 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:26,693 ...is no stranger to the vagaries of love. 56 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:32,993 Kareem, on the pass from Worthy. Dribbles. Fires. Oh, sky hook. 57 00:06:33,152 --> 00:06:34,706 And it's good. 58 00:06:34,863 --> 00:06:37,744 Recently, while going through some credit-card statements... 59 00:06:37,906 --> 00:06:41,667 ...certain unusual and atypical payments appear to have been made. 60 00:06:41,827 --> 00:06:45,505 Possibly, by his wife of 35 years, Adelaide. 61 00:06:45,665 --> 00:06:47,801 Burty, let me stop you right there. Okay? 62 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,971 Look, what's fair is fair. I'm not gonna take advantage of you. 63 00:06:51,169 --> 00:06:53,389 You brought this case in, you should crack it. 64 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,561 But sir, I wouldn't feel right taking all the glory for myself. 65 00:06:56,718 --> 00:06:58,937 Oh, no, no, no, no. The g|ory's all yours. 66 00:06:59,095 --> 00:07:00,815 -Just cut me in on the cash. -Really? 67 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:03,058 Yeah, well, you deserve a shot at greatness. 68 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:07,150 And I deserve a coffee break for one of the more gruelling mornings I've had. 69 00:07:07,311 --> 00:07:10,360 Sir, I don't know how to thank you for this vote of confidence. 70 00:07:10,523 --> 00:07:12,030 -What's that? -What's what? 71 00:07:12,191 --> 00:07:15,786 That noise. Sounds like a woman with upper-respiratory distress. 72 00:07:16,486 --> 00:07:18,906 -Sounds like laughter. -From Ms. Hayes' office? 73 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,663 Don't make me laugh. 74 00:07:20,825 --> 00:07:22,912 She hasn't laughed since Mark Harmon. 75 00:07:23,078 --> 00:07:24,548 -Yeah, Maddie, listen. -No. No. 76 00:07:24,704 --> 00:07:27,006 -Maddie. Maddie. -No. No. 77 00:07:27,165 --> 00:07:29,634 -Reservations, please. -No, Madd-- 78 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:34,682 Oh, David. David, Annie. Annie, David. 79 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:37,101 -Hi. -Hi. 80 00:07:37,259 --> 00:07:40,356 -Weren't you on the--? -I got off at the wrong floor. 81 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:43,975 Yes, I'd like to cancel my room reservation. 82 00:07:44,139 --> 00:07:47,355 The name is Annie Charnock. Thank you. 83 00:07:47,518 --> 00:07:50,817 Fine, just ruin my trip by making me feel like an imposition. 84 00:07:50,981 --> 00:07:54,659 You're not an imposition and I don't wanna hear it. Did you need me, David? 85 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:57,243 No, it's nothing that can't wait. 86 00:07:57,403 --> 00:07:58,495 Very nice to meet you. 87 00:07:58,654 --> 00:08:01,538 Hey, chin up. Maybe you'll meet her on the way back down. 88 00:08:01,699 --> 00:08:04,168 Yeah, maybe. 89 00:08:05,119 --> 00:08:06,247 Everything all right? 90 00:08:06,412 --> 00:08:09,048 Yeah, she had a fishbone caught in her throat. 91 00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:11,296 Agnes... 92 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,963 ...who is that young lady in there with Ms. Hayes? 93 00:08:14,128 --> 00:08:16,714 Well, I don't know. There's been a lot of speculation. 94 00:08:16,881 --> 00:08:18,388 -Speculation? -Rumours. 95 00:08:18,549 --> 00:08:21,185 -What kind of rumours? -Well, MacGi|icuddy thinks... 96 00:08:21,345 --> 00:08:24,357 ...she's being interviewed as a replacement for Herbert, but-- 97 00:08:26,515 --> 00:08:28,687 Agnes, I'm taking Annie shopping and to lunch. 98 00:08:28,851 --> 00:08:31,272 -Make a reservation at Market Street. -Right away. 99 00:08:31,437 --> 00:08:35,032 I'm taking you to Beverly Hills. But get ready, it's gonna bankrupt you. 100 00:08:35,192 --> 00:08:39,071 Now, you girls go have a good time. Old Dave will hold down the fort here. 101 00:08:39,278 --> 00:08:42,826 Herbert thinks she's being interviewed as a replacement for MacGi|icuddy. 102 00:08:42,991 --> 00:08:44,332 But O'Nea| thinks-- 103 00:08:44,534 --> 00:08:47,881 -And this cannot go any further. -My lips are sealed. 104 00:08:48,039 --> 00:08:50,459 O'Nea| has reason to believe... 105 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:53,802 ...those two had a fling along, longtime ago. 106 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:57,554 And after years of guilt-ridden estrangement... 107 00:08:57,714 --> 00:08:59,934 ...they're just good friends. 108 00:09:00,092 --> 00:09:02,856 Tell O'Neal he's employee of the month. 109 00:09:03,012 --> 00:09:06,023 But Ms. Hayes says she's her cousin. 110 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:10,271 -That woman is her cousin? -Twice removed, her mother's side. 111 00:09:10,435 --> 00:09:13,484 -They used to share an apartment. -Thanks, Agnes. 112 00:09:15,858 --> 00:09:19,202 -Well, should we have a cocktail? -What did Uncle Alex used to say? 113 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,911 Something had to be something before we could order? 114 00:09:22,071 --> 00:09:24,836 -Some nautical deal? -The sun had to be over the yardarm. 115 00:09:24,992 --> 00:09:28,753 The yardarm, that's right. And is the sun over the yardarm? 116 00:09:28,913 --> 00:09:30,669 The sun's always over the yardarm. 117 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:33,677 I never heard my father say it was early for a Bloody Mary. 118 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:38,473 Well, since I'm in California, I think I'll have a margarita. 119 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:42,558 I feel a wasted afternoon coming on. Make it two. 120 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:48,438 Mark lectured me about earthquake preparedness all the way to the airport. 121 00:09:48,598 --> 00:09:52,395 As far as he's concerned, reason and order end at the Tapanzee Bridge. 122 00:09:52,561 --> 00:09:54,234 -How is Mark? -He's on cloud nine. 123 00:09:54,396 --> 00:09:57,944 He got the okay for a 76-storey building for United Consolidated. 124 00:09:58,109 --> 00:10:01,820 When are you two gonna get to the business of making me a great-aunt? 125 00:10:01,987 --> 00:10:06,662 Mark says next year. Of course, he's been saying that for the last 10. 126 00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:12,507 Admirer at 2 o'clock. 127 00:10:17,043 --> 00:10:18,432 You've gotta be kidding me. 128 00:10:19,714 --> 00:10:23,724 It's all coming back to me. What it's like to go out in with Maddie Hayes. 129 00:10:23,885 --> 00:10:27,347 Stop. What is it with Mark? He doesn't want children? 130 00:10:27,512 --> 00:10:31,309 No, no. He does. He just needs to think about it. You know, a typical Mark. 131 00:10:31,475 --> 00:10:35,486 He's afraid if we really go through with it, it'll mean we really are married... 132 00:10:35,646 --> 00:10:39,241 ...instead of just living together in holy matrimony. 133 00:10:40,358 --> 00:10:44,618 Here's to enlightened women and the enlightenment of men. 134 00:10:44,780 --> 00:10:46,371 To us. 135 00:10:48,784 --> 00:10:51,465 -I stopped seeing my therapist today. -Congratulations. 136 00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:54,918 David and I are actually approaching a manageable relationship. 137 00:10:55,081 --> 00:10:57,133 We have our own lives. Separate but equal. 138 00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:00,556 You're better off without him. I caught his act in the elevator. 139 00:11:00,713 --> 00:11:03,762 -I'm better off without him. -You have to make the decision... 140 00:11:03,925 --> 00:11:06,559 ...to get out there and get back in the saddle again. 141 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:11,689 I know. But this time I'm holding out for an adoring, gorgeous, faithful... 142 00:11:11,848 --> 00:11:13,771 ...hard-working, wonderful human being... 143 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,782 ...who has at least an eight-cylinder Rolls-Royce. 144 00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:20,320 While you're waiting for the Messiah, why not put Mr. Two o'clock... 145 00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:23,163 ...out of his misery and invite him over to our table? 146 00:11:23,319 --> 00:11:25,537 Is my little cousin procuring for me now? 147 00:11:25,696 --> 00:11:27,951 -Yes. -Annie. 148 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:32,461 -Anyway, he looks married. -I'll be right back. 149 00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:35,881 -Where are you going? -Fly-by. 150 00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:04,744 -Hitched. -You are terrible. 151 00:12:04,902 --> 00:12:07,322 -Recently, still shiny. -I told you. 152 00:12:07,488 --> 00:12:09,576 You're not gonna let that stand in your way. 153 00:12:09,741 --> 00:12:13,039 What was that guy's name, the one who lived on Park Avenue? 154 00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:15,538 -Oh, Anthony. -Anthony. 155 00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:18,967 But he really wasn't married. He just had a wife. 156 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:21,343 -Are you ladies ready to order? -Not just yet. 157 00:12:21,502 --> 00:12:24,884 We'd like to send a drink to that gentlemen at that table over there. 158 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:28,014 -Something with flames. -Annie. 159 00:12:28,177 --> 00:12:30,595 Lots of fruit. And one of those little parasols... 160 00:12:30,761 --> 00:12:34,522 ...with my friend's telephone number on it. it's 557-- 161 00:12:41,274 --> 00:12:44,700 it's been along time since we played elevator. 162 00:12:44,858 --> 00:12:46,412 I'm setting a great example. 163 00:12:46,569 --> 00:12:49,287 Stumbling in from a liquid lunch with my old roommate. 164 00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:53,541 What, the boss lady isn't allowed to have a good time now and then? 165 00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:55,256 Well. 166 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:12,314 Ms. Hayes? 167 00:13:12,470 --> 00:13:16,611 I have Herbert on the phone. He needs to talk to you. 168 00:13:18,477 --> 00:13:21,407 Oh, I'm sorry, Agnes. it's not you. 169 00:13:21,564 --> 00:13:23,982 I'll take it in my office. 170 00:13:24,273 --> 00:13:26,777 I'll see you later. 171 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:31,324 I'm sorry, it's not you. 172 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,377 Hello? 173 00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:40,874 Mr. Viola? Hello? 174 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,342 -Mr. Viola? -He's really not on the phone. 175 00:13:43,502 --> 00:13:47,429 I needed to talk to you in private. I didn't wanna say anything out there. 176 00:13:47,589 --> 00:13:49,842 -What's the matter, Agnes? -Well, it's Herbert. 177 00:13:50,007 --> 00:13:52,558 Since Addison handed over the Sapperman case to him... 178 00:13:52,718 --> 00:13:55,851 ...he's been like Elliot Ness handling the Capone investigation. 179 00:13:56,014 --> 00:13:57,402 What's the Sapperman case? 180 00:13:57,558 --> 00:14:00,441 Run-of-the-mill, marital infidelity, kids stuff. 181 00:14:00,603 --> 00:14:03,401 He's waving it in MacGi|icuddy's face like a red flag. 182 00:14:03,562 --> 00:14:05,568 I'd hate to see this end in another duel. 183 00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:08,745 Thank you. I'll take care of it. Why am I holding this phone? 184 00:14:10,446 --> 00:14:12,249 Thanks, Ms. Hayes. 185 00:14:12,406 --> 00:14:14,827 So you two guys had a really nice time at lunch? 186 00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:17,327 We let our hair down a little. 187 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,796 Your cousin seems really neat. 188 00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:25,387 Yeah, she's a sweetheart. 189 00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:30,426 -How about this? -Oh, nice. 190 00:14:30,631 --> 00:14:32,185 I thought we were going dancing. 191 00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:35,475 Well, this would be perfect for dancing. 192 00:14:35,804 --> 00:14:37,525 In a wake. 193 00:14:37,681 --> 00:14:40,814 All right, wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay. 194 00:14:40,977 --> 00:14:44,737 -How about this little number? -You know, it gets cold in L.A. at night. 195 00:14:44,896 --> 00:14:48,278 Yeah, it doesn't leave much to the imagination, does it? 196 00:14:49,317 --> 00:14:52,912 Maddie, you really feel like going out tonight? 197 00:14:53,072 --> 00:14:55,576 I can't help feeling you had something else in mind. 198 00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:57,792 I was thinking it's your first night here. 199 00:14:57,951 --> 00:15:01,000 -I thought you would be jet-lagged. -No, I'm looking forward... 200 00:15:01,162 --> 00:15:03,547 ...to spending a night on the town with my cousin. 201 00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:07,171 -Try this colour. -Oh, that's great. 202 00:15:07,378 --> 00:15:11,007 Look, not that the Junior League bake sale isn't a howl... 203 00:15:11,172 --> 00:15:13,058 ...but this is the big avocado. 204 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,518 Now, I thought first we could catch Sean Penn... 205 00:15:15,677 --> 00:15:17,600 ...beating on the paparazzi at Spago... 206 00:15:17,763 --> 00:15:21,026 ...a little dancing and then maybe head over to Mr. Hefner's. 207 00:15:21,184 --> 00:15:25,192 A night with David is not gonna be nearly as intellectually stimulating. 208 00:15:25,353 --> 00:15:27,524 Pass me the clear mascara, thanks. 209 00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:30,988 If it's awkward between the two of you, then let's just stay home. 210 00:15:31,151 --> 00:15:35,542 -We could play Scrabble. -Oh, no, no, David and I are fine. 211 00:15:35,699 --> 00:15:39,577 I'm just worried about you. I'm not sure you need a full dose of this guy. 212 00:15:39,743 --> 00:15:41,665 Well, he seems harmless enough. 213 00:15:41,829 --> 00:15:45,211 Well, he's not harmless, he's toxic, carcinogenic. He's lethal. 214 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,465 He only asked us to go dancing. 215 00:15:47,627 --> 00:15:49,679 How much trouble can we possibly get into? 216 00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,641 You don't know David. He's not normal. 217 00:15:51,796 --> 00:15:53,469 He seems like he is, but he isn't. 218 00:15:53,631 --> 00:15:57,013 One moment he's waltzing you around, the next moment you look down... 219 00:15:57,177 --> 00:15:58,768 ...see the mirror on his shoe. 220 00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:02,691 -You sound afraid of this guy. -I'm not afraid of him. I just know him. 221 00:16:02,851 --> 00:16:04,441 Look... 222 00:16:04,769 --> 00:16:06,690 ...maybe this isn't such a great idea. 223 00:16:06,854 --> 00:16:08,859 I don't want you to feel uncomfortable. 224 00:16:09,023 --> 00:16:10,993 And I should get a good night's sleep. 225 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:14,033 Look, I just have too much history with him, that's all. 226 00:16:14,195 --> 00:16:17,375 I'm sure he'll be on his best behaviour. We'll have a great time. 227 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:21,331 What time is he supposed to pick us up? 228 00:16:21,493 --> 00:16:24,709 -Eight o'clock? -it's quarter to 8. Can't be him. 229 00:16:24,872 --> 00:16:28,634 He's the kind of guy who's never seen the opening credits of a movie. 230 00:16:29,169 --> 00:16:32,845 Harem Scarem Escorts. David Addison at your service. 231 00:16:33,005 --> 00:16:36,184 Okay, the ground rules. No mud wrestling. No pasty shows. 232 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:39,023 I don't wanna find myself in some wet T-shirt contest... 233 00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:40,649 ...so you can drink free beer. 234 00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:42,146 What's the matter with you? 235 00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:46,018 Do you think I'm gonna pick my nose? I promise I'll be on my best behaviour. 236 00:16:46,185 --> 00:16:48,071 Better not have anything up your sleeve. 237 00:16:48,229 --> 00:16:51,408 Why don't you get dressed? And I'll mix myself a little cocktail. 238 00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,535 There's fruit juice in the refrigerator. 239 00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:56,410 I don't want fruit juice. it's gonna be the three of us? 240 00:16:56,571 --> 00:16:58,742 Annie and I are tired. Gonna be a short night. 241 00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:01,920 Well, I'll have you both in bed by 10, I promise. 242 00:17:06,289 --> 00:17:07,843 Hi. 243 00:17:07,999 --> 00:17:09,292 Hi. 244 00:17:09,459 --> 00:17:10,882 Do I look okay? 245 00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:14,341 -Yeah, you look good. -Thank you for the flowers. 246 00:17:14,504 --> 00:17:17,519 Don't tell Maddie, but I picked them out of her garden. 247 00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:37,707 Been a while since I got to steer this around the floor. 248 00:17:37,863 --> 00:17:41,456 David, you can even make nostalgia sound pornographic. 249 00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:45,495 Yeah, I'm pretty good at that, ain't I? 250 00:17:45,995 --> 00:17:49,175 -How's Angie doing? -Annie. Annie. 251 00:17:49,332 --> 00:17:51,303 Oh, yeah. She over her crush on me yet? 252 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:55,172 -Yeah, right. -I don't think she likes me. 253 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:59,224 She's a perceptive person. You've been a little standoffish yourself tonight. 254 00:17:59,384 --> 00:18:02,730 Well, I got this rash I'm trying to clear up. I'm just kidding. 255 00:18:02,888 --> 00:18:06,519 I'm on my best behaviour, so I don't embarrass you in front of the family. 256 00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:10,111 I appreciate that. it's sweet of you to give up two precious hours... 257 00:18:10,269 --> 00:18:12,156 ...of debauchery to show us a good time. 258 00:18:12,313 --> 00:18:15,280 Well, you know, I figure it's the least I could do. 259 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,827 We ought to make a point of doing this more often. 260 00:18:17,986 --> 00:18:20,122 -No, thanks. -Yeah, you're right. 261 00:18:20,281 --> 00:18:22,913 You know, we should be really proud of ourselves. 262 00:18:23,074 --> 00:18:25,459 -For what? -For everything we've been through. 263 00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:29,297 Most couples would have murdered each other by now. 264 00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:32,305 Murder? Now, why didn't I think of that? 265 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,594 David, you'd be very popular in prison. 266 00:18:34,752 --> 00:18:37,968 Oh, I'd be quite popular in prison. They'd make me the prom queen. 267 00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:41,180 No, thank you. I'm happy. If I'm gonna dance with somebody... 268 00:18:41,343 --> 00:18:43,763 ...I'm very happy to be here dancing with you. 269 00:18:44,722 --> 00:18:47,855 -How about you, are you happy? -Yeah, I guess I'm happy. 270 00:18:48,015 --> 00:18:50,899 -At least I'm not sad. -Good. 271 00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:56,025 Look at that couple, David. 272 00:18:56,692 --> 00:18:58,578 In love. 273 00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:01,080 Enjoying each other's company. 274 00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:06,755 -it's so civilized. I envy that. -Yeah, I know you do. 275 00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:10,960 What was that? 276 00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:13,378 Mr. Addison. 277 00:19:16,335 --> 00:19:19,764 Forgive my interrupting, but there's a big break in the Sapperman case. 278 00:19:19,923 --> 00:19:23,636 -What are you doing here, Mr. Viola? -I've got everything here, on videotape. 279 00:19:23,844 --> 00:19:27,273 Mrs. Sapperman, in flagrante, entering hot-tub heaven. 280 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,687 Will you get out of here? 281 00:19:28,848 --> 00:19:32,990 I know this is a bad time, but I think you're really gonna wanna see this. 282 00:19:33,728 --> 00:19:37,111 This will just take one quick moment... 283 00:19:37,274 --> 00:19:40,573 ...for me to get this all cued up here. 284 00:19:40,737 --> 00:19:42,325 Sorry, I don't believe we've met. 285 00:19:42,486 --> 00:19:45,205 Special agent Viola, heading the Sapperman investigation. 286 00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:46,576 Burt, can't this wait? 287 00:19:46,742 --> 00:19:50,004 Ordinarily, I'd say yes. But we may wanna make our move tonight. 288 00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:52,085 Wait until you see this. 289 00:19:52,248 --> 00:19:55,381 The suspect, exiting a car registered to her loving... 290 00:19:55,544 --> 00:20:00,548 ...albeit victimized, stooge of a husband. it's right here somewhere. 291 00:20:00,714 --> 00:20:04,178 Driven down the right-field line. If it's a fair, it's trouble at Shea-- 292 00:20:04,343 --> 00:20:07,227 A brand new 14-piece dinette set from Tracyware. 293 00:20:07,389 --> 00:20:09,109 In a minute. 294 00:20:11,099 --> 00:20:13,568 -Would you like to dance? -In one second maybe. 295 00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:15,614 Let me get this cued up. 296 00:20:16,356 --> 00:20:19,321 There's a yellow line at-- 297 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:42,537 Hey, thanks, everybody. Hey, we're gonna take a break now. 298 00:21:42,693 --> 00:21:45,953 We'll be back in about 20 minutes to play our last set. 299 00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:02,006 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Here it is. 300 00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:07,020 Where the hell is Mrs. Sapperman? 301 00:22:09,804 --> 00:22:11,061 Is Maddie asleep? 302 00:22:14,807 --> 00:22:17,192 -Can I ask you a question? -Yeah. 303 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,902 -What is that? -The Los Angeles River. 304 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,863 Why is it paved? 305 00:22:25,901 --> 00:22:27,954 Here we go, old-timer. 306 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,619 -Get you to bed. -I can make it. 307 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,454 I had a great time. Appreciate it. 308 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:33,704 You don't want me to help you get undressed? 309 00:22:33,869 --> 00:22:37,464 -Oh, David. Good night, Annie. -Good night. 310 00:22:46,215 --> 00:22:48,101 Listen, I should probably get going. 311 00:22:48,259 --> 00:22:50,940 You know where I can find a 17th-century French slave... 312 00:22:51,095 --> 00:22:52,980 ...for my foyer? 313 00:22:54,263 --> 00:22:56,981 It just so happens to happen that I'm getting rid of one. 314 00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,321 -No foyer? -No foyer. 315 00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:06,328 I just can't believe this. I mean, nobody can live like this. 316 00:23:06,484 --> 00:23:08,785 The draperies are always matching the couch. 317 00:23:08,945 --> 00:23:11,496 There's always some sort of ceramic dog in the room. 318 00:23:11,906 --> 00:23:14,921 The magazines are lined up, alphabetized on the coffee table... 319 00:23:15,077 --> 00:23:16,251 ...in a straight line. 320 00:23:16,412 --> 00:23:20,253 -it's just so .... -So much like this place. 321 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:24,463 Very scary. 322 00:23:28,966 --> 00:23:31,766 -That's not very nice, David. -You're right. 323 00:23:32,927 --> 00:23:35,181 That's not very nice at all. 324 00:23:43,939 --> 00:23:45,447 What? 325 00:23:45,650 --> 00:23:48,033 Nothing. Nothing. 326 00:23:55,117 --> 00:23:57,621 Would you like something to drink? 327 00:23:58,788 --> 00:24:00,377 Yes. 328 00:24:00,955 --> 00:24:03,720 -I would like some coffee. -Decaf? 329 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:05,264 Caf is all right. 330 00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:09,514 -You stay here. I'll get it. -No, no, let me. 331 00:24:09,674 --> 00:24:12,522 Coffee is one thing that I do well. 332 00:24:47,628 --> 00:24:50,309 So the girls and I were in Paris, right? 333 00:24:50,465 --> 00:24:53,598 We convinced the chaperon that we have to go on this tour... 334 00:24:53,761 --> 00:24:55,015 ...Forbidden Paris. 335 00:24:55,176 --> 00:24:59,318 Doing some paper on changing roles of women in society or something. 336 00:24:59,473 --> 00:25:01,977 So we hit every strip joint in Pigalle. 337 00:25:02,143 --> 00:25:05,026 Okay, so the chaperon has a few, right, at every stop. 338 00:25:05,188 --> 00:25:07,028 He gets juiced, gets rolled. 339 00:25:07,191 --> 00:25:10,368 Loses all of our money, which we'd given to him for safekeeping. 340 00:25:10,525 --> 00:25:11,653 And then what happens? 341 00:25:12,736 --> 00:25:15,834 He pukes on one of the girls. We've gotta get out of this place. 342 00:25:15,991 --> 00:25:19,205 What do we do? I'm an American in Paris. 343 00:25:21,327 --> 00:25:23,796 I gotta get us out of there. I'm up on the stage. 344 00:25:23,955 --> 00:25:27,219 I'm doing my thing. Start getting a little brave. 345 00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:37,105 -I get booed off the stage. -Oh, no. 346 00:25:37,261 --> 00:25:38,352 Yes. 347 00:25:38,512 --> 00:25:42,736 I mean, I get down to the jogging bra and breathe and that was it. 348 00:25:42,892 --> 00:25:44,280 Over. 349 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:48,740 Oh, that is the saddest story I have ever heard. 350 00:25:48,897 --> 00:25:50,487 Did I embarrass you? 351 00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:54,699 Where are we going? 352 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:52,482 Right out there, where all those planes are stacking up, is the airport. 353 00:27:52,647 --> 00:27:57,037 You can't see it right now, but just beyond that's the ocean. 354 00:27:57,194 --> 00:28:01,038 And then there's Catalina out there, which you can see sometimes. 355 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,791 What's that dark patch there where there's no lights? 356 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,915 Oh, that's where all the rich people live. 357 00:28:07,078 --> 00:28:08,715 Where do you live? 358 00:28:08,872 --> 00:28:12,835 See right down here where all these lights are? Yeah, that's it. 359 00:28:14,712 --> 00:28:17,641 Fifty, 60 years ago there was nothing here but beanfields. 360 00:28:18,047 --> 00:28:20,551 Then the people started showing up. 361 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,011 Why did you show up? 362 00:28:22,844 --> 00:28:24,815 I don't know, I was... 363 00:28:24,972 --> 00:28:26,894 ...in New York... 364 00:28:27,141 --> 00:28:30,025 ...starving and freezing. 365 00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:34,694 I figured if I was gonna starve, why not be warm. So I came out here. 366 00:28:36,942 --> 00:28:38,864 I can't figure out what I'm looking at. 367 00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:41,706 It's not a city. 368 00:28:42,156 --> 00:28:44,658 Definitely not Connecticut. 369 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:48,537 Yeah, it kind of looks like a place where you'd land a flying saucer. 370 00:28:49,162 --> 00:28:50,456 I like L.A. though. 371 00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:56,097 No history here. You can kind of reinvent yourself out here. 372 00:28:56,254 --> 00:28:58,673 Oh, yeah, what did you become? 373 00:29:01,424 --> 00:29:03,347 I don't know. 374 00:29:04,261 --> 00:29:08,272 A guy who doesn't take himself too seriously. 375 00:29:10,643 --> 00:29:14,902 How serious can you take things if you live in the middle of a beanfield? 376 00:29:15,313 --> 00:29:17,698 But I like that about you. 377 00:29:17,941 --> 00:29:20,741 -You do? -Yeah, I do. 378 00:29:27,492 --> 00:29:30,625 Because, you know, I mean, if I-- 379 00:29:31,956 --> 00:29:35,753 Like, if I took myself too seriously I would never be able to-- 380 00:29:41,882 --> 00:29:43,685 What? 381 00:29:44,135 --> 00:29:48,892 I think I was taking myself a little too seriously. 382 00:29:49,891 --> 00:29:51,149 Would you like to kiss me? 383 00:29:52,269 --> 00:29:54,403 Yes, I would. 384 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:29,108 -David, are you sure it's safe here? -Pretty close to safe. 385 00:30:29,722 --> 00:30:32,309 I'm sure those guys have guns. 386 00:31:08,261 --> 00:31:09,353 Annie? 387 00:31:24,736 --> 00:31:28,959 What you are about to see is the home of Seymour Sapperman, my client. 388 00:31:29,114 --> 00:31:31,619 And Adelaide Sapperman, Adele for short... 389 00:31:31,785 --> 00:31:35,842 ...the subject of this investigation and the following colour presentation. 390 00:31:35,998 --> 00:31:38,466 The surveillance spot was chosen with great care... 391 00:31:38,625 --> 00:31:41,887 ...to avoid the possibility of detection at all costs. 392 00:31:42,044 --> 00:31:45,058 Fortunately, I was able to maintain my cover... 393 00:31:45,215 --> 00:31:48,098 ...by persuading the Sappermans' nitwit neighbours... 394 00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:51,854 ...that I was a reporter from Lifestyles of the Filthy Rich. 395 00:31:52,014 --> 00:31:55,893 Mrs. Sapperman was born on August 27th, 1932... 396 00:31:56,059 --> 00:32:00,021 ...to Shmul and Helen Menmum of Ozone Park, Queens. 397 00:32:01,147 --> 00:32:04,529 The Sapperman cat, Butch. 398 00:32:04,902 --> 00:32:07,702 After moving to Los Angeles in 1957... 399 00:32:07,863 --> 00:32:10,876 ...Adele went to work for the accounting firm of Sapperman... 400 00:32:11,031 --> 00:32:12,954 ...Sapperman, Sapperman, shown here. 401 00:32:13,118 --> 00:32:15,289 This woman is not Mrs. Sapperman. 402 00:32:15,454 --> 00:32:17,756 She bears no resemblance to Mrs. Sapperman. 403 00:32:17,915 --> 00:32:20,384 However, in the interests of dramatization... 404 00:32:20,543 --> 00:32:23,472 ...I thought it might be good to-- 405 00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:29,178 Well, forget it. But the story does not end here. 406 00:32:29,342 --> 00:32:31,893 We must look past the white-picket fence. 407 00:32:32,054 --> 00:32:35,980 The lace curtains in the windows, the well-kept flower gardens. 408 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:39,355 Because behind this tranquil suburban facade... 409 00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:43,826 ...there lurks a dark story of faithlessness and betrayal. 410 00:32:44,901 --> 00:32:48,163 There goes Mrs. Sapperman now in the family station wagon. 411 00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:50,122 Is she going grocery shopping? 412 00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:53,495 Or is she going to stain something that once was pure... 413 00:32:53,659 --> 00:32:55,794 ...giving herself to another man. 414 00:32:55,952 --> 00:33:00,960 Letting a total stranger run his hands over the soft, white flesh... 415 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:03,343 ...that once was Seymour Sapperman's alone. 416 00:33:03,501 --> 00:33:08,057 And then having slaked the carnal thirst of the beast within her-- 417 00:33:08,215 --> 00:33:11,145 -Mr. Viola? -Will she return to the open arms... 418 00:33:11,302 --> 00:33:12,856 ...of her loving husband? 419 00:33:13,012 --> 00:33:15,858 Still glistening with the sweat of another animal. 420 00:33:16,013 --> 00:33:20,486 -Mr. Viola? -Jezebel, harlot, adulteress... 421 00:33:20,644 --> 00:33:21,937 ...thy name is Adele. 422 00:33:22,104 --> 00:33:24,358 -Mr. Viola. -What? 423 00:33:24,732 --> 00:33:28,280 I think you're getting a little too worked up about this case. 424 00:33:28,444 --> 00:33:29,996 No. 425 00:33:30,153 --> 00:33:31,707 No. 426 00:33:31,863 --> 00:33:36,870 As a detective, I'm as detached and dispassionate as always. 427 00:33:37,035 --> 00:33:39,717 The filmmaker within me .... 428 00:33:40,457 --> 00:33:42,758 Oh, Agnes. What the hell are you doing? 429 00:33:56,347 --> 00:33:58,233 -Good morning, David. -Morning, Maddie. 430 00:34:00,059 --> 00:34:01,186 We have to talk. 431 00:34:01,352 --> 00:34:03,654 I'm gonna save about a page of dialogue, okay? 432 00:34:03,813 --> 00:34:07,407 Because even though I'm sure you personally find this very awkward... 433 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:10,745 ...her being a friend of yours, part of the family and all that... 434 00:34:10,903 --> 00:34:13,038 ...I don't think it's any of your business. 435 00:34:13,196 --> 00:34:14,917 So, I will tell you... 436 00:34:15,074 --> 00:34:18,669 ...as a friend, that you should relax because nothing happened. 437 00:34:18,828 --> 00:34:20,299 David. 438 00:34:20,455 --> 00:34:23,504 I don't mean to pry into your life, but-- 439 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,256 Ever notice how everything a person says before "but" is a lie? 440 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,259 David, would you please let me finish? 441 00:34:29,421 --> 00:34:31,925 We certainly require a lot of attention today. 442 00:34:32,092 --> 00:34:34,061 -David, please, I'm-- -Can I use the car? 443 00:34:34,219 --> 00:34:36,853 Yes, of course. You need it for the stakeout. 444 00:34:37,014 --> 00:34:38,649 -What stakeout? -Sapperman case. 445 00:34:38,806 --> 00:34:40,360 -Sapperman case? -Sapperman case. 446 00:34:40,515 --> 00:34:43,731 I told Viola he could take that case. He's doing wonderful with it. 447 00:34:43,894 --> 00:34:46,315 Don't saddle me with this nitwit Sapperman case. 448 00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:50,112 Usually when a person gets a paycheque, it's for doing the job. 449 00:34:50,277 --> 00:34:52,114 Great. I quit. 450 00:34:52,277 --> 00:34:54,330 Why don't you admit that you're jealous? 451 00:34:54,488 --> 00:34:57,170 I'm not jealous. You should see other women. 452 00:34:57,324 --> 00:34:59,829 See other women. I don't want you to see this woman. 453 00:34:59,995 --> 00:35:01,336 -That's jealous. -David. 454 00:35:01,496 --> 00:35:04,543 I know what you're going through. You know it's over between us. 455 00:35:04,706 --> 00:35:07,091 I can die now. I heard David use "inte||ectua||y." 456 00:35:07,251 --> 00:35:09,387 Visualize me in the arms of another woman. 457 00:35:09,546 --> 00:35:11,716 I have no problem visualizing another woman. 458 00:35:11,881 --> 00:35:15,892 Any woman. That's how indiscriminate you are. But not with Annie. 459 00:35:16,845 --> 00:35:19,145 I'm sure this all seems very complicated to you. 460 00:35:19,304 --> 00:35:21,356 Complicated? David, it's wrong. 461 00:35:21,515 --> 00:35:24,363 -Many reasons why I should not get-- -You know the reasons. 462 00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:29,693 Make you feel better to get this off your chest. So fire away. You know what? 463 00:35:29,858 --> 00:35:33,119 -I am not listening. I can't hear you. -I mean, she's married. 464 00:35:33,277 --> 00:35:34,665 David, I'm talking to you. 465 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,623 Don't go away mad. 466 00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:43,210 Mr. Viola, Mr. Addison will be accompanying you... 467 00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:45,920 ...on the Sapperman stakeout tonight. 468 00:35:46,457 --> 00:35:49,007 Scratch that. Ms. Hayes will be your date tonight... 469 00:35:49,168 --> 00:35:51,637 ...because Mr. Addison has other plans. 470 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,846 Mr. Addison will change his plans. 471 00:35:55,009 --> 00:35:56,219 -Says who? -Says me. 472 00:35:56,385 --> 00:35:59,598 We're partners, remember? Equal partners. You told me-- 473 00:35:59,762 --> 00:36:02,811 -More equal than you are. -You've got as much responsibility... 474 00:36:02,973 --> 00:36:06,521 -...for the investigation as I have. -I'm assigning an operative like you. 475 00:36:06,687 --> 00:36:09,451 -You have plans with Annie. -People, please. 476 00:36:09,606 --> 00:36:12,737 -I am gonna get fired for saying this. -You're fired. 477 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:17,906 As chief investigator on a Sapperman case I cannot stand around... 478 00:36:18,073 --> 00:36:20,410 ...while the two of you stand here bickering. 479 00:36:20,576 --> 00:36:24,372 Plans need to be made. Stratagems formulized. 480 00:36:24,538 --> 00:36:26,043 Men and material deployed. 481 00:36:26,204 --> 00:36:29,005 You're right, Mr. Viola. We have a business to run. 482 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:31,219 No need to carry on like 12-year-olds. 483 00:36:31,377 --> 00:36:33,218 No, there's no need at all. 484 00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:36,429 So I think that we should just settle this dispute... 485 00:36:36,592 --> 00:36:40,647 ...in an equitable, mature, adult fashion. 486 00:36:43,807 --> 00:36:46,571 -Paper wraps rock. -Best five out of seven. 487 00:36:46,727 --> 00:36:50,191 Come on, Mr. Addison, you agreed to binding arbitration on this. 488 00:36:50,356 --> 00:36:53,237 Welcome to the Sapperman investigation. 489 00:37:08,957 --> 00:37:11,840 -Good night, Ms. Hayes. -Good night, Agnes. 490 00:37:16,591 --> 00:37:19,853 -Are you okay, Ms. Hayes? -I'm fine. Why? 491 00:37:20,009 --> 00:37:22,145 -Don't I look like I'm fine? -You look fine. 492 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,859 -Well, have a nice evening. -You too, Agnes. 493 00:37:30,229 --> 00:37:32,530 -Not gonna have a nice evening. -Why not? 494 00:37:32,690 --> 00:37:34,859 -You're not gonna have a nice evening. -Why? 495 00:37:35,024 --> 00:37:39,533 Inez told Jamie and Jamie told Chris that Inez overheard MacGi|icuddy... 496 00:37:39,696 --> 00:37:42,711 ...tell O'Nea| who heard it from Herbert that Mr. Addison... 497 00:37:42,866 --> 00:37:45,453 ...accidentally hit on your cousin last night. 498 00:37:46,787 --> 00:37:50,132 -Nobody else knows, don't worry. -Mr. Addison didn't hit on my cousin. 499 00:37:50,290 --> 00:37:52,378 -He didn't? -He didn't. 500 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:55,846 -He just kept her out late. -Very late? 501 00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:57,808 -Yeah. -Put the moves on her, huh? 502 00:37:57,966 --> 00:38:00,351 -Why did it have to be my relative? -Your friend. 503 00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:02,015 -My mother's niece. -Married. 504 00:38:02,177 --> 00:38:03,684 -To a prince of a guy. -Messy. 505 00:38:03,845 --> 00:38:05,518 -I was the maid of honour. -Messy. 506 00:38:05,681 --> 00:38:07,852 -The way David likes it. -Nothing happened. 507 00:38:08,017 --> 00:38:11,446 Nothing happened. Annie has too much sense for that. 508 00:38:12,772 --> 00:38:14,527 -Ms. Hayes? -What? 509 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:18,368 I've been sitting at that desk most of my adult life, watching you two... 510 00:38:20,070 --> 00:38:21,163 ...interact. 511 00:38:21,322 --> 00:38:25,084 And I don't think Mr. Addison's interested in Annie. Not really. 512 00:38:25,243 --> 00:38:27,792 This is just his way of staying involved with you. 513 00:38:27,953 --> 00:38:31,417 -I don't want him involved with me. -Do you really believe that? 514 00:38:31,582 --> 00:38:34,844 I don't care what his motives are. I just know this isn't right. 515 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:37,588 Well, you have two choices. 516 00:38:37,756 --> 00:38:40,888 You can shake a stern finger at him like his mom... 517 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:45,106 ...or his third grade teacher or another person he'd love not to listen to-- 518 00:38:45,262 --> 00:38:46,982 Or? 519 00:38:47,139 --> 00:38:50,734 We can take Chinese food over to the stakeout. 520 00:38:50,894 --> 00:38:52,566 And tell Mr. Addison and Herbert... 521 00:38:52,729 --> 00:38:55,907 ...what a great job they're doing on the Sapperman case. 522 00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:06,625 How did you get to be such a student of human nature? 523 00:39:06,785 --> 00:39:11,293 One day I realized that everything's psychological if you think about it. 524 00:39:16,377 --> 00:39:18,180 Charming place. 525 00:39:18,338 --> 00:39:20,806 Herbert took me here for our anniversary last year. 526 00:39:20,966 --> 00:39:22,803 He didn't. 527 00:39:22,966 --> 00:39:26,847 He did. Neither of us got a wink of sleep. 528 00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:31,145 Terrified there was gonna be an earthquake. 529 00:39:31,309 --> 00:39:34,027 The mirror over our bed was gonna smash and kill him. 530 00:39:34,187 --> 00:39:36,072 So we wound up sleeping in the bathtub. 531 00:39:36,229 --> 00:39:38,282 He still has to see a chiropractor. 532 00:39:38,732 --> 00:39:39,990 -Maddie. -David. 533 00:39:41,319 --> 00:39:43,953 I'm undercover. What are you guys doing down here? 534 00:39:44,114 --> 00:39:46,285 -We brought dinner. -Moo shu pork, duck. 535 00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:49,461 Oh, no. Twice-diced mice. My stomach, all the blood goes to it. 536 00:39:49,618 --> 00:39:52,169 Look, get out of here or we're gonna blow our cover. 537 00:39:52,329 --> 00:39:55,343 Food's getting cold, I'm starving, and I don't wanna be seen-- 538 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,552 But Mr. Viola-- 539 00:40:02,299 --> 00:40:03,934 I get the picture. 540 00:40:05,510 --> 00:40:08,523 -Not in the mood for moo shu. -We ought to clear the air here. 541 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,524 -You don't owe me an explanation. -You don't owe her any explanation. 542 00:40:12,684 --> 00:40:14,939 Right. You don't owe her an explanation. 543 00:40:15,104 --> 00:40:19,065 -I was going to tell you about this-- -See what you get for snooping-- 544 00:40:19,232 --> 00:40:22,364 I was doing my job while you and my cousin, the sugar tart-- 545 00:40:22,526 --> 00:40:25,742 -Sugar tart? -Why don't you get dressed? What--? 546 00:40:25,905 --> 00:40:28,077 -That was different, huh? -It was different. 547 00:40:29,368 --> 00:40:32,047 Mrs. Sapperman's room. 548 00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:38,802 -So this is him. -Don't shoot. 549 00:40:42,422 --> 00:40:44,842 Will you stop that, Seymour? 550 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:49,181 David, are you okay? 551 00:40:49,345 --> 00:40:50,638 Who are all these people? 552 00:40:50,806 --> 00:40:53,654 I've never seen them before in my life. 553 00:40:53,808 --> 00:40:55,731 David Addison. Blue Moon Investigation. 554 00:40:55,895 --> 00:40:57,316 My partner Madelyn Hayes. 555 00:40:57,478 --> 00:40:59,281 -Hi. -Hi, I'm Annie. 556 00:40:59,438 --> 00:41:01,775 Blue Moon? That's Herbie Viola's firm. 557 00:41:01,941 --> 00:41:04,029 My back. 558 00:41:06,446 --> 00:41:09,580 I don't understand, Seymour. Do you know something about this? 559 00:41:09,742 --> 00:41:12,956 Your husband hired us to follow you. Find out if you were cheating. 560 00:41:13,119 --> 00:41:16,382 Seems to be a lot of that going around these days. 561 00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:18,928 Excuse me... 562 00:41:19,084 --> 00:41:22,632 ...if you're Seymour Sapperman, what are you doing here? 563 00:41:22,797 --> 00:41:24,551 Brilliant question, Agnes. 564 00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:26,600 I got to thinking. I-- 565 00:41:26,758 --> 00:41:30,352 I couldn't stand the thought of Adele with anyone else but me. 566 00:41:30,512 --> 00:41:35,187 I decided to end it all right here, right now, once and for all. 567 00:41:35,518 --> 00:41:37,155 Seymour... 568 00:41:37,312 --> 00:41:40,738 ...that is so romantic. 569 00:41:41,147 --> 00:41:44,611 -You really had me followed? -I hope Mark isn't romantic. 570 00:41:44,777 --> 00:41:47,494 There's no reason that Mark needs to know about this. 571 00:41:47,655 --> 00:41:49,458 -Who's Mark? -Her husband. 572 00:41:49,616 --> 00:41:51,666 -Your husband? -My husband. 573 00:41:52,408 --> 00:41:53,619 I knew that. 574 00:41:56,746 --> 00:41:59,879 -I really do feel kind of bad. -Don't feel bad, honey. 575 00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:04,052 Maybe I should go talk to her. I'll wait till morning, straighten it out then. 576 00:42:04,213 --> 00:42:05,848 There's nothing to straighten. 577 00:42:06,005 --> 00:42:08,889 Come on, that had to have been difficult on her back there. 578 00:42:09,051 --> 00:42:11,934 That's right. At the slightest hint that any human being... 579 00:42:12,096 --> 00:42:15,608 ...could be enjoying themselves, things become very difficult for her. 580 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:18,022 -Should've told you about Mark. -All right. 581 00:42:18,186 --> 00:42:21,815 -What you're getting into. -I know what I'm getting into. 582 00:42:22,022 --> 00:42:26,911 Look, if you wanna talk about marriage or do a reality check or something... 583 00:42:27,070 --> 00:42:30,367 ...I'll be happy to listen. But you don't owe me any accounting... 584 00:42:30,532 --> 00:42:32,037 ...for what happened before. 585 00:42:32,198 --> 00:42:36,588 -It doesn't bother you that I'm married? -No. It does not. 586 00:42:36,745 --> 00:42:38,751 Maybe I'm just an old-fashioned guy. 587 00:42:38,914 --> 00:42:41,050 Things are gonna start getting complicated. 588 00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:43,179 No, they're not gonna get complicated. 589 00:42:43,336 --> 00:42:47,391 You like chilidogs. I like chilidogs. I don't see any problems. 590 00:42:47,547 --> 00:42:51,605 You laugh at all my stupid jokes. Our bodies fit together very nicely. 591 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,766 -You're easy to be around. -You're easy. 592 00:42:53,930 --> 00:42:55,982 Oh, you're terrible. 593 00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:01,564 -And a very sexy man. -That's right, I'm a very sexy man. 594 00:43:01,728 --> 00:43:03,319 That's right. 595 00:43:03,564 --> 00:43:04,655 See? 596 00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,621 Oh, I love this song. Turn it up. 597 00:43:11,031 --> 00:43:13,829 That's the first time those words were spoken in this car? 598 00:43:14,408 --> 00:43:16,211 Now, you should lighten up on her. 599 00:43:16,368 --> 00:43:19,548 I've known Maddie for along time and she can be a lot of laughs. 600 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:26,923 Oh, God. The one thing Maddie Hayes is not is a lot of laughs. 601 00:43:27,087 --> 00:43:30,682 She's not even one laugh. Occasionally, she may be a giggle. 602 00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:32,729 Well. 603 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:35,973 Where do you wanna go? 604 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,900 -How about a hotel. -I like that thinking. 605 00:43:39,059 --> 00:43:41,394 We let someone else worry about the laundry. 606 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:47,029 No, I think I should stay alone tonight. it's been a confusing couple of days. 607 00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:49,659 -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm sure. 608 00:43:50,653 --> 00:43:52,161 Okay. 609 00:44:06,461 --> 00:44:11,051 Hi. I'm sorry. I must've fallen asleep. I let myself in. I hope you don't mind. 610 00:44:11,215 --> 00:44:12,259 Why would I mind? 611 00:44:14,427 --> 00:44:17,109 -What are you doing here? -I don't know. I'm not sure. 612 00:44:17,263 --> 00:44:21,273 -I guess I wanted to talk. -it's very late and I'm very tired. 613 00:44:21,433 --> 00:44:24,068 -If you don't mind-- -I'm not looking for an argument. 614 00:44:24,228 --> 00:44:27,360 I don't wanna argue with you. All I wanna do is get some sleep. 615 00:44:27,524 --> 00:44:29,861 Then I'll just say my piece. You try to listen. 616 00:44:30,027 --> 00:44:32,577 And then I'll go. That's all I ask. 617 00:44:32,779 --> 00:44:34,830 It's a democracy. 618 00:44:36,949 --> 00:44:38,206 Shoot. 619 00:44:38,367 --> 00:44:41,333 David, you and I have been a lot of things to each other. 620 00:44:41,496 --> 00:44:44,842 Partners, friends, lovers, enemies. 621 00:44:47,043 --> 00:44:50,590 Oh, I rehearsed this all in the car and now it sounds so dumb. 622 00:44:50,796 --> 00:44:53,597 Let me get this straight. You're not sure why you're here. 623 00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:56,724 You were rehearsing what you were not sure you were gonna say? 624 00:44:57,846 --> 00:44:59,851 Look, David, I'm worried about Annie. 625 00:45:00,016 --> 00:45:02,184 Good night. Thank you very much for coming by. 626 00:45:02,350 --> 00:45:05,150 -Wonderful to see you. -You and I both know the game. 627 00:45:05,311 --> 00:45:08,491 Annie's gonna end up beaten and bruised and not know what hit her. 628 00:45:08,648 --> 00:45:12,529 Why? Because you wanna get back at me for who knows what reason. 629 00:45:12,904 --> 00:45:15,037 I got a little news flash for you here. 630 00:45:15,195 --> 00:45:17,616 This is not about you, okay? 631 00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:20,582 This has absolutely nothing to do with you. 632 00:45:20,744 --> 00:45:23,378 And that is why you're here in the middle of the night. 633 00:45:23,539 --> 00:45:24,832 That drives you nuts. 634 00:45:24,998 --> 00:45:29,386 I must be nuts for thinking that you would listen to reason. 635 00:45:29,543 --> 00:45:31,300 Fine. Get out of my bed. 636 00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,883 I have no interest in being in your bed. 637 00:45:34,048 --> 00:45:37,561 I'm so sorry you're so selfish. And I'm sorry you're so mad at me. 638 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,559 I'm not mad at you. 639 00:45:39,721 --> 00:45:41,725 Matter of fact, I'm not mad at anybody. 640 00:45:41,889 --> 00:45:44,393 As a matter-of-fact fact, I'm very happy. 641 00:45:44,558 --> 00:45:47,442 I feel great. I'm sorry that makes you so upset. 642 00:45:47,604 --> 00:45:50,285 Now, if you don't mind, I would like you to leave. 643 00:45:51,525 --> 00:45:53,281 David-- 644 00:45:56,404 --> 00:45:58,243 I'm sorry. 645 00:45:59,407 --> 00:46:03,714 Annie, wait a minute. Hey, hey, Annie. Hey. 646 00:46:11,419 --> 00:46:14,302 You wanna do me a favour put the lights out on your way out? 647 00:46:15,507 --> 00:46:17,559 No problem.