1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,140 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right, let's go! As you know, Jane and Michael 2 00:00:04,141 --> 00:00:06,608 were about to get married. And the wedding 3 00:00:06,609 --> 00:00:09,207 was going to be in Jane's house. Only, it flooded! 4 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:11,279 So Rogelio rebuilt their house on the soundstage 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:13,546 of his telenovela. What a dad, right? 6 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,207 Unfortunately, things weren't as hunky-dory 7 00:00:15,216 --> 00:00:17,076 for Jane and Petra. 8 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:19,154 See, Petra's twin Anezka showed up and started 9 00:00:19,155 --> 00:00:22,122 causing trouble for Jane. And Petra lied to protect her... 10 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:24,363 My sister said she didn't place that ad and I believe her. 11 00:00:24,364 --> 00:00:25,658 ...leaving Jane reeling. 12 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,359 You don't have to lie for me anymore, Petra. 13 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,161 I have nothing to say to you. 14 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,301 Oh, and speaking of shady relatives, Rafael's mom 15 00:00:31,302 --> 00:00:33,498 was the crime lord known as Mutter. 16 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,631 Oh, and his long-lost brother Derek showed up 17 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,636 and tricked Rafael into making money off an insider trade. 18 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,769 And now he was blackmailing him 19 00:00:40,775 --> 00:00:42,435 for control of the hotel next door. 20 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,377 You sell me the Fairwick for a dollar 21 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,278 or I turn you in to the feds for insider trading. 22 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,780 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know! Cray-cray, right? 23 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:51,253 Anyway, Jane told Michael, and Michael wanted to help, 24 00:00:51,254 --> 00:00:53,686 only he'd lost his detective job. 25 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:56,117 So he reached out to his old partner, Susanna. 26 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:58,423 Derek Ruvelle is totally dirty, and I've got proof. 27 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,726 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And Michael was right! Because this happened. 28 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,728 We'll have the Fairwick by the end of the week. 29 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,830 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which, friends, 30 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,499 is where we left off. 31 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,668 Jane Gloriana Villanueva 32 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:12,499 would never forget the moment she first saw him. 33 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,636 The man who was destined to become 34 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:19,412 her son's favorite children's party entertainer. 35 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,448 This guy is amazing. 36 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,749 I know. Bobby's the best. 37 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,321 What's his last name? We were thinking about 38 00:01:25,322 --> 00:01:26,789 booking him for Mateo's birthday. 39 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:29,287 No last name. He's like Beyoncé. 40 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,490 Well, how do you get in touch with him? Bella's obsessed, too. 41 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:34,162 Talk to him here. Bobby books out months in advance. 42 00:01:34,163 --> 00:01:37,130 When are Mateo and Bella's birthdays? 43 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,501 May 14. May 14. 44 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,544 Oh... so, were you thinking about booking him? 45 00:01:43,545 --> 00:01:45,867 Nah. I... I'm actually 46 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:48,473 thinking a magician or a clown might be better. 47 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:50,336 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that Jane believed in fighting fair. 48 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,278 Oh! Oh, hell, no. 49 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,347 Jane, go! LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But she also believed 50 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,148 in fighting back. Hey, Vanessa, is that Brandi going towards 51 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,450 the parking lot? Oopsies! 52 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,581 Bobby, big fan of your work. 53 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,616 I'd like to reserve your services 54 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,120 for Saturday, May 14, and I can 55 00:02:01,122 --> 00:02:02,822 pay you the deposit today. Thank you. 56 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,323 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Can you blame her? A kid's 57 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,815 first birthday is a pretty big deal. 58 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:09,556 Which brings us here, now. 59 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,633 Okay, Abuela, you're on balloons. Mom, food. 60 00:02:10,634 --> 00:02:12,298 I got his outfit, Michael, 61 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,599 you're assembling party favors, and 62 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,201 remember to... Put it in Mateo's 63 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:17,237 birthday pile and not the wedding pile. 64 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,598 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, right. Jane has two 65 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,206 big parties coming up. 66 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,337 Right, Mom, wedding-- 67 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,742 I need you to update the RSVPs. 68 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,643 Michael, did you make sure that your groomsmen 69 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:25,835 have suits? I did. 70 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,606 They do. Okay. Good. 71 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:29,205 I feel good. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear. 72 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:30,516 Waiting for that ball to drop. 73 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,878 (phone buzzes) Oh, shoot. 74 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:33,486 E-mail from Professor Donaldson. 75 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:34,787 Feedback for my novella. 76 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,588 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here we go. 77 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,625 She likes it. 78 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,857 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What? 79 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,591 She says, and I quote, "Really good. 80 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,896 "This is approved to develop into your thesis 81 00:02:44,899 --> 00:02:48,399 next year. Will discuss a few last-minute tweaks in person." 82 00:02:48,423 --> 00:02:54,423 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 83 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:57,940 Oh, really? 84 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:03,522 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: If Jane seems less than enthusiastic, it's because 85 00:03:03,523 --> 00:03:05,317 this is not the first time Alba has offered to introduce her 86 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:08,349 to someone who "works in publishing." 87 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,215 So, y-you work in publishing? 88 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:13,193 Kind of. I work at Barnes and Noble. 89 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,964 Your grandmother says that you're very talented. 90 00:03:15,965 --> 00:03:17,563 If you ever get something published, 91 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,425 I will put it right up front. 92 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,868 Your grandmother says you're very talented. 93 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,340 If you ever make it out to Belfast, I do hope 94 00:03:25,341 --> 00:03:27,769 you'll stop by the library to pay me a visit. 95 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,780 Your granny said... I'm really talented, 96 00:03:30,781 --> 00:03:32,878 yeah, I know. And you're an award-winning author? 97 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,810 Yuppers. My Full House fan fiction was voted top ten 98 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:36,916 in the '90s Sitcom category. 99 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,217 And now everything I wrote 100 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,349 has come true. 101 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:45,789 Beverly Flores, Vice President. 102 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:47,961 Simon and Schuster? 103 00:03:47,962 --> 00:03:51,332 Abuela, are you kidding me? She works in publishing? 104 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,396 And she said that she'd read my material? 105 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,239 Oh, my God. I can't believe this. 106 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,867 Do you have any idea what this means? 107 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,773 (squeals, laughs) 108 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,988 I hate to break up the celebration, but I got to go. 109 00:04:12,989 --> 00:04:14,587 I got the thing. JANE: Right. 110 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,918 Okay. Thank you, thank you. Good luck. (kisses) 111 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,461 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What thing? 112 00:04:17,462 --> 00:04:18,988 Good luck with what? Oh, come on. 113 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:20,593 Jane? Did you see this? 114 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,929 From Petra? 115 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,530 What? 116 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:26,802 You're not coming to my wedding? 117 00:04:26,803 --> 00:04:28,000 Of course not. 118 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:29,002 Are you serious? 119 00:04:29,003 --> 00:04:30,436 We're in a fight. 120 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,597 Exactly. 121 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,305 When two people are in a fight 122 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,967 and one person is so clearly wrong, like you are, 123 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,805 the person who is so clearly wrong apologizes. 124 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,879 I'm sorry. Profusely. 125 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,580 Really, really sorry. 126 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,616 I am. 127 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,677 Honestly. 128 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:53,361 Why did you lie to me about your sister? 129 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:58,298 With the whole Mother's Day thing, I was feeling... 130 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,029 a little inadequate compared to you. 131 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,304 And, uh... 132 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,309 I just didn't want you to be right all the time. 133 00:05:06,310 --> 00:05:07,807 It's not a competition. 134 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,838 Sometimes it can feel like one. 135 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,578 I get that. 136 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:14,509 Okay. 137 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,675 Now is the moment that you ask if there's anything 138 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:19,084 that you can do to make things better. 139 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,586 Yes, yes. 140 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:23,418 What can I do to make it better? 141 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,524 You can keep your sister away from me. 142 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:28,656 Maybe I could transfer her 143 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,532 out of the restaurant to housekeeping? 144 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:32,699 Good idea. 145 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:36,469 Now, I'd like you to reconsider coming to my wedding. 146 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,970 Because you're my son's half-sisters' mother, 147 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:40,807 which makes us family. 148 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:43,076 And family shows up. 149 00:05:43,077 --> 00:05:45,577 MICHAEL: It's a family operation, it has to be. 150 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,549 Derek is working for his mother. 151 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:50,078 He was never on that boat when he said he was, I know it. 152 00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:54,854 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm. Haven't seen her in a while. 153 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,885 I'm not on the force. 154 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,959 I can't get a warrant, but you can. 155 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,430 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh. Maybe this is what Jane was wishing him luck with. 156 00:06:02,431 --> 00:06:04,459 We need his cell phone records, e-mails. 157 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:06,565 Michael. I... 158 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,967 I took a leave of absence to get away from this case. 159 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:11,439 What happened the night Sin Rostro died-- 160 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,838 it was traumatic. 161 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,640 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah. No kidding. 162 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,909 (grunting) 163 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,578 (gunshot) 164 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,809 I know. But believe me, I wouldn't 165 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,616 be asking if there was another way. 166 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,877 I'll think about it. 167 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,516 DEREK: You've thought about it long enough. 168 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:30,421 Time's up. I want my hotel. 169 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:33,024 Unless you prefer jail? 170 00:06:33,026 --> 00:06:34,686 No. 171 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,455 Good choice. 172 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:38,001 But I can't just hand over 173 00:06:38,002 --> 00:06:39,658 a multimillion dollar property. 174 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,396 Okay? There's paperwork, 175 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:44,002 and I need a story to tell my accountants. 176 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,614 You have 48 hours. 177 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,838 (ticking) 178 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,717 (knocking) 179 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:58,978 Come in. 180 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,122 Hey! 181 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:06,023 How's my almost- birthday boy? 182 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:09,456 (kisses) He's good, he's fighting a little cold. 183 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,863 Hey, anything left on your list for the party? Nope. 184 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,725 All set. And you-- how are you? 185 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,495 Did you, uh, decide what you're gonna do about the... 186 00:07:17,504 --> 00:07:19,044 (whispers): Derek thing? 187 00:07:19,045 --> 00:07:21,539 Um, not yet. 188 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,037 Look... I talked to Michael about it. 189 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,076 He wants to help, and he said that 190 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:30,019 Derek is the one the police want. 191 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,977 PETRA: It's much more complicated than that. 192 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,617 You don't think that he should turn himself in? 193 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,922 He got the money illegally, he used that money. 194 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,785 Yeah, and he'll get a great lawyer. 195 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,193 And he could still wind up in jail. Look, I have a plan. 196 00:07:42,196 --> 00:07:45,196 A plan? Are you serious? This is Rafael's future. 197 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:48,568 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'll point out now that this isn't a competition. 198 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,838 I'm gonna talk to my lawyer 199 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:52,969 and see what my options are. 200 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,973 I think that's a great idea. 201 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,075 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And I'll also point out 202 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,577 Jane won. 203 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,979 Yet again. 204 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,250 MARLENE: So you're on the right track. 205 00:08:02,251 --> 00:08:03,779 Oh. 206 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,084 I've got just a few small notes, 207 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,785 then you're good to go. Great. 208 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,717 Because a pretty big opportunity just fell in my lap. 209 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,693 Yeah? A VP at Simon and Schuster 210 00:08:11,694 --> 00:08:13,230 agreed to read my work. 211 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:15,187 What? (giggles) 212 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,825 You can't submit this to a publisher. 213 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,999 But you just said it was in great shape. 214 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,269 For a graduate thesis, not for a publisher. 215 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,800 You only get one shot with someone like that. 216 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,906 I just really don't think you should use it 217 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,908 when the work isn't ready. 218 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,578 ROGELIO: Ready to go to work? 219 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,909 Welcome, production personnel, to this 220 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,275 very special production meeting. 221 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,054 With Dina away, I am thrilled 222 00:08:39,055 --> 00:08:41,652 to be your leader today. 223 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:44,915 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm. Guess they don't applaud at production meetings. 224 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:48,725 All right, now, to the first order of business-- 225 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:51,529 the Telemasivo Sexiest Telenovela Star Alive 226 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,832 Twitter poll. You should all have 227 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,601 voting guides. 228 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:57,640 Vote early and as often as you'd like. 229 00:08:57,641 --> 00:08:59,298 With your unwavering support 230 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:00,906 I will vanquish Esteban 231 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:03,038 for the second year in a row. 232 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,081 Okay, moving on. (clears throat) Um, the, uh, 233 00:09:07,082 --> 00:09:09,849 crew and I have a matter that we'd like to address. 234 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,750 Of course, anything you need. 235 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,852 I am here to lead. 236 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,888 Our days are too long and our pay is too low. 237 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,959 Oh, you're gonna have to ask someone else about that. 238 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,858 I don't... We want to unionize, but the network refused, so... 239 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:23,896 we plan to strike. Strike? 240 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,597 But Tiago is a big happy family. 241 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,100 Where does these radical notions come from? 242 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,656 BOTH: Sí, se puede, 243 00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,157 sí, se puede. 244 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,927 ALL: Sí, se puede, sí, se puede! 245 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,328 Picket lines go up next Friday. 246 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,760 What? No. Not next Friday. 247 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,025 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What's next Friday? 248 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,801 JANE: Ma, 249 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,002 I know Professor Donaldson hates me, but this didn't 250 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,339 feel personal. (distant talking) 251 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,940 Oh, let me call you back, I'm at the studio. 252 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,212 Dad wants to walk me through the wedding layout. 253 00:10:11,213 --> 00:10:14,011 (indistinct conversations) Dad, what's going on? 254 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,684 This is madness. The crew's going to strike. 255 00:10:16,685 --> 00:10:18,821 They want to join a union. They're not in a union? 256 00:10:18,822 --> 00:10:21,749 That's terrible, with the crazy hours they work? 257 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,885 I know, but... Dad, tell me that you are supporting them. 258 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:26,320 This is important. I mean, fair is fair. Exactly. 259 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,886 Thank you, Jane. 260 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:29,232 Did everyone hear that? 261 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,629 Jane is on our side. Uh, fair is fair. 262 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,032 ALL (chanting): Fair is fair! 263 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,704 You don't understand! (chanting continues) 264 00:10:35,705 --> 00:10:38,240 The picket lines go up Friday. Next Friday. 265 00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:40,838 As in the day before my wedding? Yes! 266 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,241 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: No! 267 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,112 Oh, we can't cross a picket line for my wedding! 268 00:10:44,113 --> 00:10:46,341 Strike! Strike! Strike! Your wedding is ruined. 269 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,946 Ruined! Ruined! Ruined! 270 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,846 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hmm, I'm not sure who's freaking out more-- 271 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:55,845 Jane or Rogelio. 272 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,716 I'm having chest pains! 273 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,264 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Just kidding. It's Rogelio. 274 00:10:59,265 --> 00:11:01,859 I know, Dad. I know! 275 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,432 Okay, I'll have to come up with a contingency plan. 276 00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:06,098 Agreed. 277 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,299 I will plant drugs on Jerry and have him arrested! 278 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,771 Stop. They have a valid cause. 279 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,042 So you need to approach them with compassion. 280 00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:17,176 Oh, I see. So you want me to go full Ro-Cho. 281 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,046 Well... full Ro-Cho. 282 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:23,777 And maybe also find a way to address their concerns 283 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,321 so that they don't have to strike. 284 00:11:25,322 --> 00:11:27,918 And in case that doesn't work, I'll try 285 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,791 to figure something out for the wedding. 286 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,357 Maybe a new venue? 287 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,058 No, but you really wanted to get married in your house, 288 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,829 and I worked so hard building that set. 289 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,699 The crew worked so hard building that set. 290 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,330 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Hence the need for a strike. 291 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:46,065 So maybe we move the wedding? Until after the strike? That could take months. 292 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,473 No, no, I'm not pushing. 293 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,974 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Thank God. 294 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,335 I'd rather move it sooner. 295 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:53,946 Maybe next week before they vote, so, Thursday. 296 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,816 As a last resort? LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of huge bummers... 297 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:59,817 So, my lawyer said they could go easy on me, 298 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:03,720 or they could want to make an example out of someone like me. 299 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,862 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Rich, entitled, son of a crime lord. 300 00:12:06,863 --> 00:12:08,830 That's exactly what I'm worried about. 301 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:12,159 Look, I want to believe that everything will work out okay 302 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:15,025 if you're a good person and you click your heels and wish 303 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,395 on a star, but unfortunately, I just don't think that's true. 304 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,505 And neither does Jane. 305 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,937 Please, just hear my idea. 306 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:28,080 Raf, you know I have no ulterior motive except that I love you. 307 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,916 As the father of my children. 308 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,047 As my family. 309 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:36,922 Krishna, hold my calls, please. 310 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,858 JANE: Ma, 311 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,829 any luck with the dress? I'm still on hold. 312 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:44,756 Tuesday. They can do a fitting on Tuesday. 313 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:47,765 Okay, hold it, and, Abuela, keep Thursday at 5:00 for Mass. 314 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,228 Okay, Lina's good to go, 315 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:50,796 and she's telling our friends to be prepared. 316 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,074 I left messages for both my parents, 317 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,772 just got off the phone with the tailor. 318 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,442 If I'm there in 20 minutes, they can fit me today. 319 00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:57,812 So what are you still doing standing there?! Go! Go! Go! Go! 320 00:12:57,813 --> 00:12:59,811 Wait! Is my phone done charging? 321 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:03,413 Yes, and you got a bunch of missed calls. Oh. 322 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,276 Mwah. Mwah. 323 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,845 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: The Bobby? Beyoncé Bobby? 324 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,321 Jane! It's Bobby. 325 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,022 Listen, bit of a snafu here. 326 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,394 I double-booked for Saturday. 327 00:13:12,395 --> 00:13:15,561 Call me ASAP to confirm Mateo's party. 328 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,131 Oh. no. Oh, no. (phone chimes) 329 00:13:17,132 --> 00:13:19,300 Bobby again. Still waiting to hear from you. 330 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:20,799 Ugh! (phone chimes) 331 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,301 Listen, the other person called back, 332 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,902 and I haven't heard from you, so... I have to cancel. 333 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,565 No! Ugh! 334 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,013 ROGELIO: I am confident we can find a solution. 335 00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:31,539 And I hope you love the gift basket. 336 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,450 You really thought 337 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,820 a gift basket would make me abandon my principles? 338 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,889 Of course... not? 339 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,360 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He definitely did. 340 00:13:45,361 --> 00:13:47,358 It's a gesture of solidarity. 341 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,230 Oh, yeah? So there's a raise 342 00:13:49,231 --> 00:13:50,929 and humane hours under the beef jerky? 343 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,298 Oh, come on, Jerry. 344 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,066 I called the head honchos and left word. 345 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,467 Please don't strike. It'll be disastrous 346 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,098 for everyone involved with the show. 347 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,203 That's what you're worried about? 348 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:02,566 Of course? Has nothing to do with the fact that we just built 349 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,536 a set for Jane's wedding, and it's next week? 350 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,947 Okay, fine! Yes, but it's not only for Jane. 351 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,108 Anyone's daughter can use it, even yours! 352 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:13,446 My oldest daughter is 15 years old, Rogelio. 353 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,421 Look, it's not about that. 354 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,092 You have no clue what this crew goes through every day. 355 00:14:18,093 --> 00:14:20,021 Then clue me in. 356 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,156 Let me walk in your shoes! 357 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,529 What? 358 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,398 I will join your crew for the week. 359 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,599 (laughs) You wouldn't last a day. 360 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:30,402 Would you care to wager on that? 361 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,338 What do you have in mind? 362 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,508 If I last the week as a crew member, 363 00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:37,907 you will postpone the strike until after Jane's wedding. 364 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,946 Okay. If you don't, 365 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:44,947 you become the public face of our strike. Deal? 366 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,551 De... 367 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,256 ...ear God, the calluses! 368 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:54,187 Can I recommend a paraffin treatment, which...? 369 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,264 Sorry. I mean... deal. 370 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,239 (clown laughing, Mateo crying) Oh. Sweetie. 371 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,668 I know. I know. He's creepy. (clown horns honk) 372 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,675 Oh. This is a disaster. 373 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,208 I ruined Mateo's birthday because 374 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,351 I was consumed by my wedding, and now 375 00:15:15,352 --> 00:15:17,016 the only entertainers available are... 376 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,377 (quietly): terrifying clowns or porny clowns! 377 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:21,545 What am I gonna do?! 378 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,623 What?! 379 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,164 No. It's his first birthday. 380 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,359 Abuela, stop. He deserves a birthday party. 381 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,167 He's having one, end of story. 382 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,568 XIOMARA: Okay, good news. 383 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,369 The Din-o-mites are available Saturday. 384 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,311 Yes! And they're apparently performing at Flamingo Park 385 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:43,007 tomorrow if you and Mateo want to go check them out. 386 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:45,009 Oh, no need. Mateo's already seen them 387 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,111 at his friend Ava's birthday. 388 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,113 Book 'em. We're in. Let me update Rafael. 389 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,545 Sorry, he's been in a closed-door meeting with Petra 390 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,319 forever. 391 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,150 With Petra? An-Any idea what it's about? 392 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,456 Nope. Closed door, so... 393 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,717 Right. Okay. 394 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,725 Thanks, Krishna. 395 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,587 Can you watch Mateo? I'll be right back. Mm. 396 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,056 Wait. What's going on? Where are you going? 397 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,195 To make sure Petra doesn't 398 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,199 corrupt Rafael's soul. 399 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,500 Huh. Jane. What a surprise. 400 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,343 Well, I suppose you have a good reason for barging in here. 401 00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:14,339 After a run, apparently. 402 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,341 Birthday party crisis. 403 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,677 Bobby canceled. 404 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,208 Beyoncé Bobby? 405 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,553 Oh, no. Do we have a backup? 406 00:16:21,554 --> 00:16:23,478 Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. 407 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,483 My mom found this other group, the Din-o-mites. PETRA: Doesn't sound like 408 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,745 much of a crisis, then, right? 409 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,091 Certainly not a valid reason to disrupt 410 00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:30,389 a closed-door meeting. (laughs) 411 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,620 No, but I did want to ask Rafael 412 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,655 if he wanted to join Mateo and me 413 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,428 to see the Din-o-mites tomorrow. 414 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,429 You know, just so that he got comfortable with them 415 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,531 and, uh... and didn't freak out at the party. 416 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,136 RAFAEL: Yeah. 417 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,167 Yeah, sure, I'll-I'll be there. 418 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,007 That's it, then? 419 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,239 No more urgent birthday party business? 420 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,043 No, that's it. 421 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,778 Tomorrow. 422 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,153 It's fine, I'll talk to him tomorrow. 423 00:16:59,154 --> 00:17:01,792 Petra won't be there to lure him to the dark side. 424 00:17:01,793 --> 00:17:03,388 Use the force, Jane. 425 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,090 Exactly, I will! 426 00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:07,559 And I'm going to convince him 427 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,530 to turn himself in and work with the police. 428 00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:11,329 Good. That's what he should do. Agreed. 429 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,531 He won't have to go to jail, right? 430 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,033 Positioning himself as someone who can help find a connection 431 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,196 between Derek and Mutter is his best bet. 432 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,244 Even though the blackmail's not necessarily connected to her? 433 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:21,540 But it is, it has to be. 434 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,171 It just doesn't make sense. 435 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,776 Why would Derek blackmail Rafael for a hotel? 436 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,779 Instead of for cash. Yeah, that is weird. Exactly. 437 00:17:28,782 --> 00:17:31,052 Hey, does this make me, like, your new partner? 438 00:17:31,053 --> 00:17:32,518 (laughs) 439 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,049 Yeah, something like that. 440 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,594 (both laugh, ringtone plays) 441 00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,218 Oh. 442 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,823 Susanna. 443 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:40,825 Oh, take it. Tell her I've been covering for her, 444 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,387 so it's all good. Okay. 445 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,755 SUSANNA: Okay. 446 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,201 MICHAEL: You're gonna help me? 447 00:17:45,202 --> 00:17:46,428 I want Mutter caught, too. 448 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,100 So I got the case files. 449 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,701 Tech decoded that flash drive 450 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,472 with the criminals whose faces were changed 451 00:17:51,473 --> 00:17:52,801 by Mutter and Sin Rostro, 452 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:55,066 all 200 of 'em. MICHAEL: Great. 453 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,275 That's... that's great. 454 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,177 Yeah, and at a million bucks a pop. 455 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,709 That's $200 million unaccounted for. 456 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,681 I'll send you the names. 457 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,782 Look for any connection to Derek. 458 00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,552 (footfalls approaching) 459 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,585 Jane? Oh, that face. 460 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,561 You are even more adorable in person. 461 00:18:13,562 --> 00:18:15,490 Wait. Do we...? Oh, sorry, sorry. 462 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,825 Your grandmother showed me so many pictures. Beverly Flores. 463 00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,872 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Simon and Schuster Beverly Flores? 464 00:18:20,873 --> 00:18:23,167 Yes! Yes. Hi. 465 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,469 Hi. Hi. 466 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,338 Such a pleasure to meet you. 467 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,769 And you. Oh. 468 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,644 Honestly, I don't read new writers, 469 00:18:29,645 --> 00:18:32,177 but your abuela is such a hoot. 470 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,246 She promised to pray for me every night if I read your work. 471 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,607 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: The work which 472 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,175 Professor Donaldson said was just good? 473 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,783 And your abuela says it's just great. 474 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,116 (sighs) Michael. 475 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,492 Oh, wow, you're so much taller than I thought. 476 00:18:44,493 --> 00:18:45,791 Oh. (laughs) 477 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,727 Okay, I will leave you two lovebirds alone. 478 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,458 I'll be looking for you in my inbox, Jane. 479 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,265 Waiting to be wowed. 480 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,897 Terrific. Thank... thank you. Thank you so much. 481 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,903 (sighs) Alba's publishing friend? 482 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,635 Oh. What do I do? 483 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,910 Professor Donaldson says I shouldn't send it yet, 484 00:19:02,911 --> 00:19:04,776 but she does hate romance. 485 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,307 Do you think it's ready? I don't know. 486 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,481 Will you read it? 487 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,282 Of course. I'm dying to. 488 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,724 But I need you to give me an honest opinion. 489 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,424 ROGELIO: Honestly? 490 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,386 These shorts are amazing! 491 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,395 It's like a purse, but in pants form. So many pockets. 492 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,698 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Looks like Rogelio is enjoying his new job. 493 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,700 And I can display my calves, 494 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,202 which are the best part of my lower legs. Okay. 495 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,265 Well, you're an electric today, so... 496 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,644 finish wrapping up that cable, put it over there. 497 00:19:36,645 --> 00:19:40,312 Wrap it in... like newspaper? 498 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:46,552 Pick it up, wind it up, put it over there. 499 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,922 Consider it wrapped. Wow. 500 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:52,858 I got to get all the lingo down. Hmm. 501 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,859 (sighs) 502 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,832 Oh, boy, it's heavier than I thought. 503 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:01,300 ¶ When you face a scary challenge... ¶ 504 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:05,640 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, my God, it's the world-famous Din-o-mites! 505 00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:08,338 As soon as they take a break, I am tackling that stegosaurus 506 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,911 and triple-confirming they're free tomorrow. 507 00:20:09,912 --> 00:20:12,778 Yes! Go, Team Mateo! 508 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,309 Yay! 509 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,949 (babbles) Yes! Yes. 510 00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,320 Hey, so, listen, I wanted to talk to you 511 00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:21,587 about the Derek, um, situation. 512 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,718 PETRA: Oh, there you are! 513 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,258 Petra. 514 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,489 Why are you here? 515 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,934 I know how competitive the baby birthday party market can be, 516 00:20:30,935 --> 00:20:33,260 so... 517 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,596 I wanted to check out these, um, 518 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,701 dragon whatevers for Anna and Elsa. 519 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,344 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Translation: she didn't want Jane 520 00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,769 to be alone with Rafael. 521 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,443 They're dinosaurs, not dragons. Same thing. 522 00:20:42,444 --> 00:20:44,342 Only not really. One existed. 523 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,384 The other is a fictitious monster that breathes fire. 524 00:20:46,385 --> 00:20:48,709 Well, they certainly look similar. 525 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,445 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Something tells me this argument 526 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:54,250 is about more than dragons versus dinosaurs. 527 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,894 And they weren't the only ones having a tough day. 528 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,526 MAN: Rogelio, over here. 529 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,427 (sighs, fabric tearing) 530 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,302 (sighs) 531 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,372 Finished, boss. 532 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,741 Really? Uh-huh. 533 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,042 Ran all the cable? 534 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,343 ROGELIO: Uh-huh. 535 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,044 Okay. 536 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,576 Hit the lights. 537 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,717 (chuckling) 538 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,048 I work out with a trainer three times a week, 539 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:31,864 but I never knew true physical exertion until today. 540 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,589 (gasps) Have you guys considered 541 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,995 releasing a grip-electric workout DVD? 542 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,597 You'd make a fortune! De la Vega, 543 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,469 go to the truck, get some sandbags. 544 00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:44,336 Got it, boss! Great for the glutes. 545 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,337 It's time we kick things up a notch. Agreed. 546 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,670 Let's make a little schedule change. 547 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,947 What is going on here? 548 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,948 This is lit for my good side, not my great side! 549 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,051 ROGELIO: What does that mean, 550 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:02,020 Jerry? It means we relight 551 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,421 the whole damn thing. 552 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,323 All that work you did this morning, 553 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,815 you have to do it again. 554 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,626 Hey! No, no, no! 555 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:11,697 Too late. I already got a great shot. 556 00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,358 Don't you dare tweet that. 557 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,426 (bird chirps) (gasps) 558 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:22,905 All's fair in the battle for Sexiest Telenovela Star. 559 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,113 How you holding up? 560 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:32,975 Well, I am filled with rage, Jerry. 561 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:38,055 Which I will channel into my cable duties. 562 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,926 Really? Crashing a kids' festival? 563 00:22:41,928 --> 00:22:43,988 I'm here for the same reason you're here. 564 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:45,926 To find a musical act for my son's birthday. Oh, please. 565 00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,467 You're trying to convince Rafael that you know best. 566 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,768 I'm trying to stop him from doing something dangerous 567 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,136 and stupid. 568 00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:52,997 Good. 'Cause my plan is smart. 569 00:22:53,005 --> 00:22:54,505 (scoffs) 570 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:55,607 You haven't even heard it. 571 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,608 Fine, Petra, tell me the plan. 572 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,779 ¶ No, you don't go on a picnic with a T. rex ¶ 573 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:04,716 ¶ If you do, I guarantee you're gonna be vexed ¶ 574 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,117 ¶ You can fill up your basket ¶ 575 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,549 ¶ With fruits and treats and sweets ¶ 576 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,624 ¶ But once that T. rex sees ya ¶ 577 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,563 ¶ You'll be just his kind of meat ¶ 578 00:23:12,564 --> 00:23:15,458 ¶ Yum, yum, yum, delicious... ¶ 579 00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:16,928 That's insane! 580 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,029 It won't work. RAFAEL: Really? You guys 581 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,001 aren't done arguing yet? 582 00:23:20,002 --> 00:23:21,466 (overlapping arguing) 583 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:22,667 Stop, 584 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:23,968 please. 585 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:25,540 Look, I thought about it, 586 00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:26,738 and... 587 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:28,839 I'm gonna go with Petra's idea. 588 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,809 (Mateo babbling) 589 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:34,179 Okay. All right. All right, Mateo. (sighs) 590 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:37,149 You know, it might not be a competition. 591 00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:41,150 But I must say, it feels good to finally win. 592 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:44,164 ¶ Yum, yum, yum, delicious. ¶ (clapping) 593 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,191 Beautiful. 594 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:53,726 So much hair and not a single nit. 595 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,173 Yes, well, shampoo. 596 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,037 Can I just say 597 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:01,568 I liking that Rafael listened to you. 598 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,943 Me, too. This way, he has a chance to get out of this mess. 599 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:09,054 No. Because I think he is starting to love you again. 600 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,818 What? 601 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,079 No. 602 00:24:14,086 --> 00:24:15,586 Yes. 603 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:17,818 This is something I have been seeing. 604 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:22,594 The way he is looking at you... 605 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,085 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Huh. 606 00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:26,996 It would seem Petra is warming to this idea. 607 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:29,829 (Mateo coughing over speaker) Aw. Mateo's a little warm, poor thing. 608 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:33,196 I gave him some Tylenol and put on a humidifier. 609 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,970 Michael? 610 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:39,605 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh. That is cold, Michael. 611 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:43,112 (coughing continues) 612 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:46,675 (coughs loudly) Sorry. 613 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,056 Oh, my God, I'm... 614 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:52,917 I fell asleep. I'm so sorry. 615 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,625 No worries. Totally get it. 616 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,157 It's, uh, late. Ish. 617 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,497 For Mateo. Jane, 618 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:00,028 it's not the writing. 619 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,900 That's great. 620 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,769 But, you know, romance, it's just... 621 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,570 it's not my thing. 622 00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:10,141 Sure. Although you did stay up all night 623 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:12,080 reading Angelique Harper. And I think 624 00:25:12,081 --> 00:25:15,208 your exact words were "I couldn't put it down." 625 00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,884 I promised you that I'd be brutally honest. 626 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:20,745 It's not as good as Angelique Harper. 627 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,822 But how could it be? It's your first one. 628 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:26,693 I'm sure it took Angelique a few tries to become... 629 00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:28,992 Angelique, right? 630 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,995 Right. 631 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,597 (coughing continues) Yeah. 632 00:25:32,598 --> 00:25:35,128 (sighs heavily) 633 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,302 MAN: Everybody up! 634 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:39,738 Up! 635 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,569 Federal Bureau of Investigation. Hands off 636 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:43,174 your computer, sir. Put your hands up. 637 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,305 What the hell? We have a warrant. 638 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,651 Start with the computers. 639 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:55,120 Why'd you do this? 640 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:56,551 I didn't. Let's go, 641 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,556 Mr. Solano. 642 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:01,958 Petra, call my lawyer now! 643 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,931 (Mateo coughing) MICHAEL: He feeling any better? 644 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,101 Poor guy. 645 00:26:06,102 --> 00:26:07,158 I know. 646 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,896 What'd your mom say? Well, 647 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,601 if we move the wedding to Thursday, 648 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,303 she'll miss the actual ceremony. 649 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:15,005 You're kidding. Her boss has this huge deposition that day. 650 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:17,737 It was supposed to be Friday, but they already moved it so she could make 651 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,043 the rehearsal dinner. We can't get married without your mom. 652 00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:23,777 My dad has to come through. 653 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,653 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, fortunately, he was. 654 00:26:25,654 --> 00:26:27,181 Okay. What's next, boss? 655 00:26:27,186 --> 00:26:30,246 I just need you to change out one last lightbulb. 656 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,656 Terrific. Changing out a lightbulb, a job so easy 657 00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:35,128 there's a series of jokes about how easy it is. 658 00:26:35,129 --> 00:26:37,627 (chuckles) Up there. 659 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,630 At this point, I'll remind you that Rogelio 660 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:42,332 has a debilitating fear of heights. 661 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:44,995 And leprechauns. But that's less pertinent. 662 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:49,941 Are you all right? 663 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,811 Raf, you were gone for hours. 664 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,182 (elevator bell dings) 665 00:26:54,183 --> 00:26:56,980 (sighs) 666 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,878 It went great. 667 00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,690 Derek definitely bought it. I saw him 668 00:27:03,691 --> 00:27:05,889 pacing the halls, looking completely freaked out. 669 00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:07,731 He'll confront you, you'll get him to confess to bribing you, 670 00:27:07,732 --> 00:27:09,987 end of story. 671 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:13,356 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's right. The whole FBI raid was a setup! 672 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:14,996 (elevator bell dings) 673 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,136 Those are some great poker faces. 674 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,737 Rogelio's, not so much. 675 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,240 JERRY: It's time to say uncle, Rogelio! 676 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:23,841 There's no shame in it, man. 677 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:25,113 Come on. Let's get you down. 678 00:27:25,114 --> 00:27:26,741 I can't. 679 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,106 Rogelio, come on! 680 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:29,414 I mean... 681 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:31,215 I really can't. 682 00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:37,721 (coughing, crying) Okay, Mr. Sweetface. 683 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:39,923 I know. Maybe we should call the pediatrician. 684 00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:43,655 What do you think? Oh, baby. (phone rings) 685 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,998 Hello? Hi, Jerry. What's going on? 686 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,199 (drilling) 687 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,200 You heard me. 688 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,802 What's going on? 689 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:54,342 It wasn't me. Why would I call the feds? 690 00:27:54,343 --> 00:27:57,040 I don't get the hotel if they freeze your assets. 691 00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:58,410 What's in it for me? 692 00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:01,011 You tell me. We had a deal. 693 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,148 I know. You give me the... 694 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,219 (loud drilling) LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Shoot! I can't 695 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:06,847 make that out! What's he saying? 696 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,852 Uh-oh. I'm guessing the recorder 697 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,254 didn't pick it up either. 698 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:13,186 (drilling stops) 699 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,232 So you're telling me it's not your fault. 700 00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:16,927 That's what I said. 701 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,929 Because of our deal. 702 00:28:18,931 --> 00:28:23,101 I give you the hotel, you don't turn me in. 703 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,736 What? 704 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:26,137 Well, is that what you're saying? 705 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:29,338 Where's the recorder? 706 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,076 Or I call 707 00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,307 the police. 708 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,706 Nine... one... 709 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:37,816 Fine. 710 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:47,221 (sighs) 711 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,757 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, dear. 712 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,062 JERRY: He won't budge. 713 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:55,325 It's been... two hours. 714 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:57,204 Can you keep an eye on Mateo? He's sleeping. 715 00:28:57,205 --> 00:29:00,503 Okay. I'm going up. 716 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:03,106 (exhales) 717 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,078 (groans) (whimpers) 718 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,979 (sighs) 719 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:12,782 They asked me to change a lightbulb, 720 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:15,445 but I just can't do it. And I know 721 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:17,124 what you're gonna say, that it doesn't matter, 722 00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:18,957 that you love me... Wrong. 723 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,958 You're doing it. What?! 724 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:25,230 Otherwise, Michael's mom can't come to the wedding. 725 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:28,500 So stop being a baby, walk this catwalk, 726 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:31,171 and change that freaking lightbulb! 727 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,075 Sí... se... puede. 728 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,810 Sí... 729 00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,875 Oh. 730 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,852 (grunts, panting) 731 00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:49,487 No way he makes it. 732 00:29:49,488 --> 00:29:52,557 Sí... se... puede. 733 00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:53,958 Okay, I just... 734 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:54,559 (grunts) 735 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,230 (panting) 736 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:01,057 ¶ ¶ 737 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,076 (laughs) 738 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:30,386 He's been coughing a lot, kind of wheezing. (coughing) 739 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:32,296 (sighs) 740 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:34,866 (coughing continues) Oh, baby, 741 00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:37,167 you're really warm. 742 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:40,269 You know what, I'm gonna call the doctor. (crying) 743 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:42,442 Uh, what you did up there, for your daughter, 744 00:30:42,443 --> 00:30:44,041 um, I'm impressed. 745 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:47,178 I know that was hard for you. 746 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,879 So I'll make due on my promise, 747 00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:51,011 and, uh, we'll hold off on the strike. 748 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,316 Thank you, Jerry. Sure. 749 00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:55,319 Oh. Huh. 750 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:57,891 Dad, I just got off the phone with the doctor. 751 00:30:57,892 --> 00:31:01,260 He said that I should bring Mateo into the E.R. 752 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:09,166 (coughing) You did the right thing bringing him in. 753 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:11,298 With the high fever and wheezing, we need to do 754 00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:14,138 a chest X-ray to rule out pneumonia. 755 00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,139 And we're gonna need to do some blood work 756 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:19,277 to rule out bacterial infection. 757 00:31:19,278 --> 00:31:20,478 Who wants to hold him down? 758 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:22,347 What? While I draw blood. 759 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,148 (sighs) 760 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:26,149 Uh, me. Me. I'll do it. 761 00:31:26,151 --> 00:31:28,887 Shh... DOCTOR: Hold tight. No jerking. 762 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:31,288 (Mateo screaming) 763 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:44,936 He's okay. 764 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:45,967 They ruled out serious 765 00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,241 infection, it's not pneumonia. 766 00:31:47,242 --> 00:31:49,007 Oh, thank God. 767 00:31:49,008 --> 00:31:50,168 But they do want to keep him 768 00:31:50,175 --> 00:31:51,275 overnight, watch his breathing, 769 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:52,637 make sure he's hydrated. 770 00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:54,405 We'll all stay. No, no, no, no. 771 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,446 You guys go. 772 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,547 Seriously, it's a tiny room. 773 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,608 Rafael and I have it. 774 00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:58,646 Are you sure? 775 00:31:58,651 --> 00:32:00,351 Mm-hmm. Okay. 776 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,388 All right, let's go, guys. 777 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:04,589 I love you. I love you, too. 778 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,590 He still asleep? 779 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,395 Out like a light. 780 00:32:15,668 --> 00:32:17,068 Hey, you okay? 781 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,370 I'm just angry at myself. 782 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,242 I should have called the doctor earlier. 783 00:32:22,243 --> 00:32:24,409 Hey, come on. 784 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:26,010 He got worse quickly. 785 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:28,281 Yeah, he was sick, I took him out. 786 00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:29,547 It was so stupid. 787 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,248 Yeah, well... 788 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,721 we all do stupid things. 789 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:38,389 Petra's plan didn't work. 790 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:39,990 Derek caught on. 791 00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:41,292 Oh, no. 792 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,561 I signed over The Fairwick. 793 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:46,431 Then... so... 794 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,501 what now? You just hope that Derek 795 00:32:48,502 --> 00:32:49,970 never brings it up again? 796 00:32:49,971 --> 00:32:51,099 Well, he got what he wanted. 797 00:32:51,103 --> 00:32:52,443 But when does it end? 798 00:32:52,444 --> 00:32:55,438 I mean, what if he wants something else? 799 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:59,381 The guy is bad news, and I care about you, I... 800 00:33:03,449 --> 00:33:07,749 I just... I just hope this is the end of it. 801 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:10,293 (phones beep) 802 00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:13,386 Oh, my God. 803 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:17,193 He's officially one. 804 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,096 I can't believe it. 805 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:21,598 (both laugh) 806 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,230 (sighs) 807 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:24,195 What? 808 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,370 His party. 809 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,501 Oh, my God, 810 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,435 we have to cancel Mateo's party. 811 00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:33,477 Oh, hello, 812 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:35,609 dear network executives. 813 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,484 What are you doing here at this late hour? 814 00:33:37,485 --> 00:33:39,483 Those two are in charge of replacing our crew 815 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,215 when we fire everyone on Friday. 816 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,350 Wait, what? 817 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,492 Before they strike. 818 00:33:43,493 --> 00:33:45,789 Why not just listen to their concerns? 819 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,621 Because we don't have to. We can do the show 820 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:48,786 without them. 821 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,694 By the way, congrats, you won 822 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:51,756 Sexiest Telenovela Star. 823 00:33:51,764 --> 00:33:53,434 Two years running. 824 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,805 Okay, tracked down curly fries. 825 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,207 I love you. 826 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:08,675 Thank you. 827 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,180 I officially canceled Mateo's birthday, 828 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:15,153 which I probably should have done a few days ago. 829 00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:17,221 What do you mean? 830 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,360 I was overwhelmed, there was so much going on, 831 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:20,758 and my grandma pointed out 832 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:23,059 it wasn't so much for him as it was for us. 833 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:26,330 Yeah, so what if it was for us? 834 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:29,300 I mean, we got him through a whole year. 835 00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:31,701 Don't we deserve to celebrate that? 836 00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:35,173 Yeah, we do. 837 00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,642 I can't believe it's been 838 00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:39,277 a year. 839 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:42,208 It feels like just yesterday. 840 00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:43,681 ¶ Show me ¶ 841 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:47,652 ¶ Who I am and who I could be... ¶ 842 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,193 When he was just a peach. 843 00:34:49,194 --> 00:34:50,518 ¶ Initiate... ¶ 844 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,422 The fetus is around three inches long right now, 845 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,785 about the size of a peach. 846 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:57,462 ¶ Properly... ¶ 847 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:59,803 And then seeing him for the first time. 848 00:34:59,804 --> 00:35:03,298 ¶ And I'll run the risk... ¶ 849 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:05,602 He's beautiful. 850 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,844 ¶ Of being intimate with brokenness... ¶ 851 00:35:07,845 --> 00:35:08,870 He's crawling! 852 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:10,308 ¶ Through this magnifying glass ¶ 853 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:11,209 Oh, my God! 854 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:12,577 Oh, my God. 855 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:15,278 Oh, my God, Mateo, you're cruising! 856 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,810 (laughs) 857 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:18,415 (laughing): And when you first saw Bobby, 858 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,747 and you nearly clobbered that other mom. 859 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,620 ¶ Of being intimate with brokenness ¶ 860 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,191 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, right, this was just 861 00:35:24,192 --> 00:35:25,319 before Michael returned. 862 00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:26,324 Do you see that? 863 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:27,855 We need him. 864 00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,627 Ugh, it's so extravagant. 865 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:31,188 When she and Rafael were 866 00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:33,196 just about to get back together. 867 00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:36,167 Come on, Mateo only turns one once. 868 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:39,298 Just... find out how to get in touch with Bobby. 869 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,239 Huh? (gasps) 870 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,870 ¶ A thousand fingerprints ¶ 871 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,176 It's true. 872 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:46,607 A lot changes in a year. 873 00:35:46,612 --> 00:35:48,512 We did it. 874 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:53,317 (sighing): Yeah, we did. 875 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:55,218 ¶ Who I am... ¶ 876 00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:56,790 (sniffles) 877 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:03,159 And a lot doesn't. 878 00:36:08,901 --> 00:36:10,931 XIOMARA: Knock, knock. 879 00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:12,636 Since you decided to cancel the party, 880 00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,438 we decided to bring the party here. 881 00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:15,639 (chuckling): Oh. 882 00:36:15,641 --> 00:36:16,711 Hi. 883 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:20,778 (chuckling): You guys are so sweet, 884 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,379 I just wish that you had texted 885 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,481 'cause we're getting discharged any minute. 886 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:29,387 I had the art department 887 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,918 make this. 888 00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:33,824 I paid them this time, don't worry. 889 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,555 Mateo will think he had 890 00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,661 a party to rival North West's. 891 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:38,796 Oh. 892 00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,327 Oh, and he's wearing 893 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,972 his special birthday outfit. 894 00:36:41,973 --> 00:36:43,297 Oh, that is so... 895 00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,532 cute and weird. 896 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,936 Thank you. 897 00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:50,774 ¶ Cumpleaños ¶ 898 00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:52,876 ¶ Feliz ¶ 899 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:57,578 ¶ Cumpleaños feliz ¶ 900 00:36:57,583 --> 00:37:02,887 ¶ Cumpleaños, Mateo ¶ 901 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:05,888 ¶ Cumpleaños feliz. ¶ 902 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:09,861 Hey, look. 903 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:20,901 (laughing) 904 00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:25,843 So, listen. 905 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:26,844 Huh? 906 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:27,975 I have some bad news. 907 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:29,580 I know you wanted your wedding 908 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,511 on Saturday, but I have to join 909 00:37:31,516 --> 00:37:32,576 the picket line on Friday. 910 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:34,554 But you changed the lightbulb. 911 00:37:34,555 --> 00:37:36,391 They were gonna walk out on Sunday. 912 00:37:36,392 --> 00:37:39,288 Telemasivo executives plan to replace them before that, 913 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,861 and I can't let that happen. 914 00:37:40,862 --> 00:37:42,827 I get that. 915 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:45,598 I'll just find another venue so that Michael's mom can come. 916 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,297 Oh, no, I figured that part out. 917 00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:48,299 Kenny, 918 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,467 our second AC, 919 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:50,598 has a sister who flies helicopters, 920 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,270 so for just $3,500, 921 00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:54,401 she will pick up Michael's mother 922 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,466 after her deposition and deliver her to church 923 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:57,865 with time to spare. 924 00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,536 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted, 925 00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:00,884 that this was just this type of crazy spending 926 00:38:00,885 --> 00:38:02,979 that Jane had been trying to curb. 927 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:06,550 What the heck? This is my wedding, fly her in. 928 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:09,020 Oh, stop, you don't have to read it. 929 00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:10,551 Just go back to Derek's case. 930 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:11,685 No, I'm reading your book. 931 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,020 Yeah, 932 00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:15,825 okay, but I decided, I could do better. 933 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,527 You know, I mean, 934 00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:21,359 I've changed so much this past year, and that? 935 00:38:21,366 --> 00:38:22,426 That's like a... 936 00:38:22,434 --> 00:38:24,034 first pancake, you know? 937 00:38:24,036 --> 00:38:25,966 A little off. I want to give Beverly the second pancake, 938 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,840 which I told her in non-pancake terms. 939 00:38:27,841 --> 00:38:29,407 What'd she say? Oh, that 940 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:30,938 she'll look for it in the future. We'll see. 941 00:38:30,942 --> 00:38:32,677 I just... (clicks tongue) 942 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:34,978 I want to dig deeper. 943 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,780 What? 944 00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:39,317 Dig deeper, in my writing. 945 00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:41,648 Dig deeper. 946 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,323 I... will. 947 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:45,916 No, what if there 948 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:48,859 is something underneath the Fairwick. 949 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,430 What if they dug tunnels... 950 00:38:50,431 --> 00:38:52,329 tunnels that are connected to the Marbella, 951 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:54,061 tunnels that were filled in, 952 00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,666 when we found the plastic surgery suites. 953 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,067 Maybe that's why this hotel is so important. 954 00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:00,838 Maybe this is where the missing money is. 955 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,069 Think about it, why else would Mutter need the Fairwick? 956 00:39:03,075 --> 00:39:05,075 That's got to be where she stashed the money. 957 00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:06,937 SUSANNA: Cordero, we don't have a warrant. 958 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,605 You don't think Derek could take 200 million bucks and flee? 959 00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:11,114 Exigent circumstances. 960 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:12,446 No warrant needed. 961 00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:15,121 Meet me there. 962 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,689 Hello? 963 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,058 Is anyone here? 964 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:23,959 (metal banging) 965 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:31,799 What the...? 966 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:32,803 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Is it the money? 967 00:39:32,804 --> 00:39:37,044 Wait, no, it's... 968 00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:44,848 Don't worry. 969 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:46,880 I left her in the Fairwick, and I'm in the air... 970 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:49,085 with the money. 971 00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:51,622 (knocking on door) 972 00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:52,923 JANE: It's open! 973 00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:58,796 Oh, uh... 974 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:01,427 I thought you were Rafael. 975 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:04,033 I'm here to apologize... profusely. 976 00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:05,065 (laughs) 977 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,770 For, um... 978 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:10,473 for snapping at you at the park. 979 00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:11,835 That was not... 980 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,043 Din-o-mite? 981 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:14,044 ...kind of me. 982 00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:16,445 I know... 983 00:40:16,448 --> 00:40:17,678 it's not a competition. 984 00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:18,949 Yeah, well... 985 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:20,880 I'm starting to think it is, actually. 986 00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:22,086 Excuse me? 987 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,117 And I do hope Rafael comes 988 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:24,151 to me for advice more. 989 00:40:24,156 --> 00:40:25,756 What?! Because 990 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:26,957 I won't tell him to do 991 00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,988 crazy things like staging a fake 992 00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:31,064 FBI raid. Well, I was trying something at least. 993 00:40:31,065 --> 00:40:32,730 The wrong thing. 994 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:34,200 Oh, will you stop already? 995 00:40:34,201 --> 00:40:35,999 There is no right or wrong, 996 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,701 Jane. That is not true. 997 00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:39,442 So, you think it's right for him to go to jail? 998 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:43,140 Look, you're an optimist, that's all, 999 00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:44,941 and I'm a realist, and I'm getting tired of you 1000 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:46,843 assuming that you're the better person. 1001 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:56,587 Which brings us here, now. 1002 00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:57,988 How's it going, Petra? 1003 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:01,587 Perfectly, really. 1004 00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:03,731 I think Rafael has feelings for me again. 1005 00:41:03,732 --> 00:41:06,528 He can see I'm the person for him, not Jane. 1006 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:08,531 Very funny. 1007 00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:10,933 (laughs) 1008 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:13,666 Well, I wanting to be sounding like beautiful sister. 1009 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,102 Did it work? 1010 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,566 Yes. 1011 00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:18,475 Well done, Anezka. 1012 00:41:20,545 --> 00:41:23,875 Wig is not perfect, but I do better next time. 1013 00:41:27,118 --> 00:41:28,518 I can see what 1014 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,820 Petra seeing in him, actually. 1015 00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:30,821 He-he is 1016 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:33,222 being very charming. 1017 00:41:33,225 --> 00:41:36,225 You stay away from that man. 1018 00:41:36,228 --> 00:41:37,528 Don't worry. 1019 00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:39,797 I won't mess up plan 1020 00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:41,868 we have spent whole year working on. 1021 00:41:41,869 --> 00:41:43,997 Wow. 1022 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,502 Has it been year already? 1023 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,568 Time flies.