1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,239 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: There you are. Last we left our Jane, 2 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:05,237 her fiancé Michael had lost his job 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:07,339 due to a little, uh, bad publicity, 4 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:08,741 so Jane picked up some extra work 5 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:10,543 writing other people's college essays. 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,014 And I'm the one paying you 7 00:00:12,015 --> 00:00:13,513 to write the essay to get him in. 8 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,614 But her conscience got 9 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,245 the better of her, so she quit. 10 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,480 Unfortunately, Petra's twin sister, Anezka, 11 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:19,546 who is epileptic... 12 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,570 Oh. Leaping lizards! 13 00:00:21,571 --> 00:00:23,590 I forgot to mention, Petra has a twin sister named Anezka. 14 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:26,461 What the... Anyway, Anezka thought she was being helpful. 15 00:00:26,462 --> 00:00:27,790 Well, I not thinking 16 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,755 Jane is perfect, not at all. 17 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:31,234 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so, she sabotaged Jane. 18 00:00:31,235 --> 00:00:33,332 I know! Leaping lizards, indeed. 19 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:35,472 Oh, and speaking of shady relatives, 20 00:00:35,473 --> 00:00:36,799 you'll recall Rafael's mother 21 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,373 was the crime lord known as Mutter. 22 00:00:38,374 --> 00:00:40,642 Oh, and his long lost brother showed up. 23 00:00:40,643 --> 00:00:43,276 Did you know our mother was a crime lord? No, did you? 24 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,477 RAFAEL: Where were you? You weren't with our mother. 25 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,478 Right here, on this boat. 26 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,248 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Unfortunately, Derek 27 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,679 seemed to be up to a little sabotage of his own. 28 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,683 It's a go. Let's take him down. 29 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:54,085 I know, straight out of a telenovela, right? 30 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,418 Which brings us to Rogelio, who started sleeping with 31 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,692 the head writer of his show. XIOMARA: I think you like her a lot. 32 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:00,292 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which was a challenge for Xo, 33 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,794 but Rogelio promised she could still record 34 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:03,296 a song for his show, 35 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,727 and speaking of big productions, 36 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,232 we are T-minus 17 days 37 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,073 before Jane and Michael's wedding, 38 00:01:08,074 --> 00:01:10,299 so let's hop on it. 39 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:15,742 Jane Gloriana Villanueva didn't remember her first Mother's Day 40 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,113 because she was a baby at the time. 41 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,277 Happy Mother's Day! 42 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,716 Come, come, I have 43 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,147 a surprise for you. 44 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,521 Today, we're 45 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,591 going to do nothing 46 00:01:29,592 --> 00:01:30,859 but sit in our pj's, 47 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:32,118 watch the marathon of 48 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,556 Lagrimas de tu Corazon 49 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:36,361 on channel five, and eat all the ice cream we want. 50 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,397 Come on, aren't you dying 51 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:42,802 to find out if Eva's secret twin 52 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,241 is working with Alfonso 53 00:01:44,242 --> 00:01:46,138 to bring down the Ramirez empire? 54 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,270 Hmm. 55 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,842 Please? 56 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:50,843 It's my first Mother's Day as a mother, 57 00:01:50,845 --> 00:01:53,445 and I want to spend it with my mom. 58 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,777 Chunky Monkey? 59 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,517 Two pints. 60 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,578 (chuckles) 61 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:00,286 And so a tradition was born. 62 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:04,317 Observe: binge watching, before streaming. 63 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,285 Yes, it was a thing. 64 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,729 Over the years, the format changed, 65 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:15,401 but the fundamentals were the same: a day of pj's, 66 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,370 pints and telenovelas. 67 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,538 Ay! 68 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:21,139 It was Juan Carlos's twin?! 69 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,509 Ricardo has a twin brother? 70 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,150 Don't act so surprised, Jane. 71 00:02:26,151 --> 00:02:27,877 It's a well-worn trope of the genre... 72 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:30,216 I did not see that coming. 73 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:32,477 ...but it still works every time, 74 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,616 and Jane was planning on spending her first 75 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,622 Mother's Day as a mother carrying on the tradition. 76 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,624 (sighs) I'm torn. 77 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,486 Do we revisit a classic like Lagrimas 78 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,655 de tu Corazon, 79 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,532 or do we binge this new one from Mexico, 80 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,666 La Danza 81 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,697 de los Criminales. 82 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,237 But then... 83 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,568 Oh. 84 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,513 Petra. 85 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,382 Oh, hi, Jane. 86 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,483 What's this? 87 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:04,700 Oh, nothing. 88 00:03:04,701 --> 00:03:05,919 Oh, well, I-I just thought it would be 89 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,720 simpler if, um, if we all did something together, 90 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,351 so Rafael wouldn't have to 91 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,586 split his time. 92 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:11,820 You're hosting a Mother's Day brunch? 93 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:13,955 Oh, it's not a big deal. 94 00:03:14,929 --> 00:03:16,596 You made cards. 95 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:17,957 Yeah, K-Krishna got carried away. 96 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:21,765 Um, anyway, your-your whole family's invited. 97 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,599 If you want. 98 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,536 You don't have to come. 99 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,311 We'd love to, Petra. Thank you. 100 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:38,851 MICHAEL: You really said yes? 101 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:39,990 Of course, I said yes. 102 00:03:39,991 --> 00:03:41,387 But I just finished setting up 103 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,588 the TV for your binge watch. 104 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,820 Oh, well, guess we have 105 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,324 to call Petra and cancel. 106 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,386 Stop, she's making a real effort here. 107 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,461 It's sweet, 108 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:49,696 and we're... 109 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:50,797 sort of a family... 110 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:52,298 it's important to show up. 111 00:03:52,299 --> 00:03:53,429 Right, Abuela? 112 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,437 Well, tough. 113 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,768 We're all going. 114 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,672 Got it. I should run. 115 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,444 Can't be late for my first day at the new job. 116 00:04:02,445 --> 00:04:03,476 (Jane chuckles) 117 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:04,577 Pretty sure your boss 118 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,508 will cut you some slack. 119 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:09,453 True, for the record, since his new boss was... 120 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,399 (clears throat) 121 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:49,452 Okay, guys, come on. 122 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,516 Let's keep it friendly for the EPK. 123 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,062 Yes, Rogelio, 124 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,002 let's not turn this into a pissing contest. 125 00:04:59,003 --> 00:05:00,599 I understand why you'd be 126 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,001 intimidated, I have a very propulsive stream. 127 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,002 All right, 128 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,070 let's take five. 129 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,438 (bell ringing) 130 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,539 Michael, please. 131 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,609 Uh, I don't think you've 132 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:09,008 met my new head of security. 133 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,076 This is 134 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,537 Michael Cordero, 135 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,405 former star detective of the Miami PD. 136 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:15,405 Ah. (chuckles) 137 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:16,416 Nice to meet you. 138 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,077 I had to beef up protection 139 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,815 due to my well-publicized stalking incident. 140 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,921 Have you ever been stalked, Esteban? 141 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:24,857 So many times. 142 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,588 Funny, I don't recall anything high-profile. 143 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:28,734 I kept it out of the press, 144 00:05:28,735 --> 00:05:30,559 but I did "beef up" 145 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:33,334 my personal security, as well. 146 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,566 This is Donny, 147 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,600 former world champion 148 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:38,844 of the MMA circuit. 149 00:05:38,845 --> 00:05:40,569 Donny, 150 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,744 please carry me to craft service. 151 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,478 He's so ridiculous. 152 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,422 Can you carry me? 153 00:05:51,618 --> 00:05:53,548 No. (sputtering) 154 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,454 I'm kidding. 155 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:55,945 I'm kidding, of course. 156 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,386 Come, let me tell you all about the big 157 00:05:58,392 --> 00:05:59,962 Mother's Day surprise I am planning for Jane. 158 00:05:59,963 --> 00:06:01,460 Oh, okay, just remember, 159 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,929 Jane doesn't love surprises. 160 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,500 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: True, for the record. 161 00:06:04,501 --> 00:06:05,898 And unfortunately, 162 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,899 she was about to get a big one. 163 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,471 Sorry, but your phone's been blowing up 164 00:06:09,472 --> 00:06:10,700 for the last 30 minutes. 165 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,904 A lot of unknown numbers. 166 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,605 12 messages? That's bizarre. 167 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,638 What is it? 168 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:22,606 Someone wants to pay me to write their college term paper. 169 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,075 And another one. 170 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,416 BOY'S VOICE: Hey, I'm replying to the ad in University Daily 171 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,890 about how I can pay you to write my essays. 172 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,591 And I have this Earth Science thing coming up... 173 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:33,659 (gasps) 174 00:06:33,660 --> 00:06:35,828 Oh, my God. 175 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,629 Oh, my God. 176 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,731 "Jane Villanueva will write 177 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,668 your college essay for money?" 178 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,169 Who did this? 179 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:45,701 What's going on? 180 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,106 ...call me back. We'll talk prices. 181 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,667 (phone beeps) Oh, no, my advisor called. 182 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,135 Hi, Jane... 183 00:06:50,144 --> 00:06:51,744 Please, please, please don't be about the advertisement. 184 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,975 There was an advertisement that Professor Blake and I 185 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:57,150 need to speak with you about as soon as possible. 186 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:59,018 Okay. It's okay. 187 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:02,449 She hates me, but Blake mostly doesn't. 188 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:03,916 Professor Blake, Professor Donaldson 189 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,576 I just want to assure you, 190 00:07:07,577 --> 00:07:09,057 I do not write college papers for money. 191 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:12,098 I am clearly 100% against cheating. 192 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,669 Then why is there an ad in the paper offering your services? 193 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:15,898 I have no idea. 194 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,072 It's obviously some sort of prank. 195 00:07:18,073 --> 00:07:20,571 I mean, even if I did write papers for money, 196 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:22,608 which, again, I don't, 197 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,209 would I ever advertise in the school paper? 198 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,479 She's right, Richard. 199 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,510 Why would she do this? She's not stupid. 200 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,175 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw, she called Jane not stupid. 201 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:33,185 So who do you think did it? 202 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,917 I have no idea. 203 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,222 But I promise I'm going to get 204 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,961 to the bottom of this. Here's the thing, 205 00:07:37,962 --> 00:07:40,058 regardless of whether or not you placed the ad... 206 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,627 I definitely didn't. 207 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:42,758 ...drama just seems to follow you. 208 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,931 (people gasping) No! Oh! Wait! 209 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,634 I'm sorry, you can finish out your current class, 210 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,895 but I can't have you back to TA next semester. 211 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,772 Really, Richard? 212 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,540 RICHARD; Yes. 213 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:55,941 JANE: I'm telling you, Donaldson's my only hope. 214 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,677 I think if I can prove to her 215 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,038 that I was set up, she'll help me. 216 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,946 So, I went to the school paper 217 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,108 and got the buyer's e-mail address. 218 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,586 Creepy. 219 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:09,547 So, I just set up my own fake e-mail account, 220 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:10,916 and pretended to be from the school, 221 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,824 and asked if they wanted to rerun the ad. 222 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,026 Ooh, nice. 223 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,027 Very Jessica Jones. 224 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,529 Thank you. 225 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,231 I just, I need to prove to Professor Blake 226 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:20,833 that this was a mistake. 227 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,234 And that drama doesn't follow me. 228 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,566 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In Jane's defense, 229 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,788 drama is in her blood. 230 00:08:26,789 --> 00:08:30,009 We have reached Sting-tantric levels of love-making. 231 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,180 Add it to your special skills. 232 00:08:31,181 --> 00:08:32,638 Done. 233 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,278 Why are you hurrying off? 234 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,086 Work. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. 235 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:43,856 You'll recall, Rogelio's booty call 236 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,717 had recently turned into a full-blown crush. 237 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,286 Where'd I put my phone? Um... 238 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,862 Hmm. 239 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,803 (clears throat) 240 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,034 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Don't worry, Ro. 241 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,865 That could totally be an oversight. 242 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,200 Here it is. 243 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,806 So, uh, Dina, 244 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,068 what are you doing Saturday? 245 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,546 I have plans. 246 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,747 RAFAEL: They're just the preliminary plans, 247 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,808 of course. 248 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,045 I'm impressed. 249 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,780 Your architect did a spectacular job. 250 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:14,285 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: As my grandmother used to say, 251 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:15,918 "Ay, not this guy." 252 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:17,093 I'm glad you're both happy. 253 00:09:17,094 --> 00:09:18,157 Very happy. 254 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,558 Call the firm, 255 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,890 tell them we're moving forward. 256 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,196 Petra? 257 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,068 What's this? 258 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,337 Why does everyone keep asking that? Read the invitation. 259 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,898 That's the whole point of an invitation. 260 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,636 You're throwing a Mother's Day brunch? 261 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,309 Yes. 262 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:37,759 Jane's family's coming. 263 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,210 I just thought it would be easier for everyone 264 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,646 if we're all in one place. 265 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:41,347 Really? 266 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,678 Don't make it into a thing. 267 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:43,823 Yeah, well, there is one thing. 268 00:09:43,824 --> 00:09:44,947 Invitation says 11:00. 269 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,293 The twins are still napping then. 270 00:09:47,294 --> 00:09:49,187 Oh. 271 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,819 So we'll wake them up. 272 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,962 We've worked really hard to get them on a schedule. 273 00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:55,090 Okay, fine, so we'll push the brunch to 1:00. 274 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,595 Now it's a lunch. 275 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,158 Enjoy. 276 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,101 Yes! 277 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,169 What? 278 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:05,170 I got a response from my fake e-mail. 279 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,972 "No thank you to renewing advertisement, 280 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,914 I have everything what is necessary." 281 00:10:08,915 --> 00:10:12,009 "Everything what is necessary"? 282 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,812 Jane! Sorry to interrupt. 283 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,952 Uh, we're gonna have to bump the brunch to 1:00. 284 00:10:15,953 --> 00:10:17,949 I forgot the twins nap at 11:00. 285 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:21,020 What? Nothing. 286 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,951 They just changed their schedule. 287 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,156 Anyway, is that all right? 288 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,317 Yes, of course. No problem. 289 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,686 I know, Abuela, I'm sorry, 290 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:32,225 but she got the nap times wrong, I guess. 291 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,172 Come on, you know Petra's not a hands-on mom, 292 00:10:35,173 --> 00:10:37,368 give her a break please. 293 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,641 Can you get someone to cover your shift? 294 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,038 That is sounding important. 295 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,180 If you wanting to talk, 296 00:10:44,181 --> 00:10:45,777 I can do everything what is necessary 297 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,209 to cover your tables. 298 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,784 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Did she just say... 299 00:10:48,785 --> 00:10:49,982 I have to call you back. 300 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,150 Excuse me? 301 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,818 I say, 302 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,419 I can do everything what is necessary for your tables. 303 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,161 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And that's when Jane realized 304 00:10:58,162 --> 00:10:59,788 what she should have realized much earlier, 305 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,393 given her great love of telenovelas, 306 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:03,755 it's always the twin. 307 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,072 Petra? Oh, hey, perfect timing. 308 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,174 Here's our caterer's 309 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,205 proposed menu for our lunch. 310 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,109 Any allergies? 311 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,178 Issues? 312 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,809 Wow! Four courses. 313 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,847 I'm assuming 314 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,248 each course lasts three minutes 315 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,917 and has lots of Cheerios 316 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,948 or Mateo's not gonna make it. 317 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,853 I didn't realize I had to prepare 318 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:29,985 something special for Mateo. 319 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,320 No, I'm kidding. I'm-- 320 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,724 I'm-I'm just saying that he can't 321 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,156 sit through four courses. 322 00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:35,461 Well, my nannies will be there if he gets fussy. 323 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,196 Oh, I mean, well, 324 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,297 it is Mother's Day, so I do want to be with him. 325 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,299 I wasn't suggesting you don't want to be with him. 326 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,431 Okay, we're getting off track. That is great. 327 00:11:42,436 --> 00:11:45,166 Um... I actually 328 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,941 wanted to talk about Anezka. 329 00:11:46,942 --> 00:11:49,210 I've showed her how to use deodorant. 330 00:11:49,211 --> 00:11:51,177 No, it-it's not that. It's, um... 331 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:52,808 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so, Jane told Petra 332 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,713 about... well, you know. 333 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:55,775 Let's FF through. 334 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:56,282 (Jane speaking rapidly) 335 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:01,991 But why would she do that? 336 00:12:01,992 --> 00:12:03,818 I have no idea. 337 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,124 But in order to get my TA job back, 338 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,415 I have to prove who it was, 339 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,086 and I really think it was your sister. 340 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,757 Let me talk to her. 341 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,155 (exhales) 342 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,726 ROGELIO: I need to talk to you. 343 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,795 I wasn't going to mention it, 344 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,738 but holding in my emotions 345 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,108 is causing me to eat my feelings. 346 00:12:20,109 --> 00:12:22,007 And I think we can both agree 347 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:23,838 that will be a disaster for the ratings. 348 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,911 What is it? 349 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,481 I know you're having a birthday party. 350 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,116 And I was not invited. 351 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,277 (sighs) Look. 352 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,245 The truth is I don't think you'd 353 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,324 get along with my other friends. 354 00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:39,223 They're more like, you know, regular people. 355 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,826 Some of my closest friends are non-celebs. 356 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,458 Stedman, for example. 357 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,398 It's just you're interested in different things. 358 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,969 You like to talk about the Kardashians. 359 00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:49,098 (chuckles) 360 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,340 There more interested in 361 00:12:50,341 --> 00:12:51,437 Ta-Nehisi Coates. 362 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,338 I assure you I'm open 363 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,840 to all kinds of jackets. 364 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:55,841 He's not a jacket. 365 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:56,842 He's an author. 366 00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,210 I... know. 367 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,278 I was just 368 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,379 making a joke. 369 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,447 Come on, Dina. 370 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,848 I can totally hang with nerds. 371 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,419 I spent a good part of the summer of 1998 372 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:06,317 hanging with Moby. 373 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,119 Please. 374 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,251 Let me come. 375 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,892 Fantastic. 376 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,294 And I promise I will show your friends 377 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,155 my intellectual side. 378 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:20,171 Jane, I need you to give me an intellectual side. 379 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:23,027 So, you want to do a whole Pygmalion thing? 380 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,896 What? No, no, no. 381 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,395 Like a My Fair Lady thing. 382 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:29,806 See, Dina is seeing me only as a sex object. 383 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,180 And I have to prove to her that I am more than just 384 00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:33,909 oceans of charisma. 385 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,881 I refuse to be objectified. 386 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,451 Make it a little tighter, please. 387 00:13:37,452 --> 00:13:38,918 Don't you want to be with somebody 388 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,019 who respects you for who you are? 389 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,287 Yes, of course! 390 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,318 I just want to present her 391 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,522 with a smarter alternative. 392 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,023 Please, Jane. 393 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,025 Watch the pin! 394 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,327 Okay, Dad, whatever you need. 395 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,128 Ready to shoot? 396 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,860 (gasps) 397 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,565 Jane, I'm sorry. 398 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,197 There's an emergency at work. 399 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,902 I'm gonna have to call you back. 400 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:57,873 (sighs) 401 00:13:57,874 --> 00:13:59,441 Dad wants to seem smarter, 402 00:13:59,442 --> 00:14:02,339 I guess, for Dina. 403 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,009 Wow. 404 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,240 He must like her a lot. 405 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,405 Yeah. 406 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,149 Are you okay with all of this? 407 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,380 I'm fine. 408 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,054 You should support your dad. 409 00:14:13,055 --> 00:14:14,123 (door opens) 410 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,957 (both laugh) 411 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,918 Don't laugh, don't laugh. 412 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,026 Hey, my eyes are up here. Look me in the eyes. 413 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,228 Oh, I can't. It's just so white! 414 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,098 Oh, oh... Oh, mm, okay. 415 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,229 I'm okay. 416 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,125 Uh-huh. 417 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,365 How was your first day? 418 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,070 It was great. 419 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,506 Well, now you look me in the eye. 420 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,207 Okay, well, maybe it wasn't as exciting 421 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,379 as fighting international crime lords. 422 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:38,937 But I did give a warning 423 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:40,275 to a guy who was about to take four donuts 424 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,510 from craft service, so... (whistles) 425 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,152 Ooh. Mm-hmm, how about you? 426 00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:45,579 Did you solve the case of the classified catfisher? 427 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,215 I am a former detective. 428 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,520 I can help you track down the perp. 429 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,521 Perp's been tracked. Who is it? 430 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,963 Finally, there you are. 431 00:14:51,964 --> 00:14:53,518 Did you have anything 432 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,456 to do with this ad? 433 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,562 Oh, yes, I did do. 434 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,431 You are so very welcome. 435 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,132 "Welcome"? 436 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,234 Anezka, what were you thinking? 437 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,166 Oh, you hint for me to do it. 438 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,172 Because Rafael was thinking Jane too perfect. 439 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,309 No, I didn't hint. 440 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,310 Oh, no. 441 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,312 I am so stupid then. 442 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,847 Jane is my friend. 443 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,378 Oh, well, no, she not be such good friend. 444 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,084 She's saying you aren't good mother. 445 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,054 Oh... forget it. 446 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,686 I-I causing trouble enough. 447 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,121 What? 448 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,986 Anezka? 449 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,461 What did Jane say? 450 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,062 So, let's review from the top. 451 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,404 The three main topics 452 00:15:32,405 --> 00:15:35,467 of intellectual party conversation are? 453 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,936 Current events, 454 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,937 literature, culture. 455 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:41,006 Kardashians? Mm. 456 00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:42,337 Off limits. 457 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,009 Mmm. 458 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:45,310 But there's so much to discuss! 459 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,382 Kourtney's going through hell with Scott! 460 00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:48,980 The-- Dad. 461 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,722 Okay, so we've covered The Goldfinch, 462 00:15:50,723 --> 00:15:53,647 the election-- last handout. 463 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,023 If they're talking museums, bust out this info 464 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:58,057 on Marina Abramovic. 465 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,726 Very current, super pretentious. 466 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,327 She just stares at people for hours at a time? 467 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,198 Mm-hmm. That's not art. 468 00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:05,057 That's just bad manners. 469 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,155 Good! 470 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,366 That's a legitimate critique! 471 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,467 (grunts twice) 472 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,498 And remember, if you feel like 473 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,036 you're in over your head, 474 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,037 just excuse yourself to go to 475 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,298 the bathroom or get a drink. 476 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,106 Return to a new group and start over. 477 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:16,438 Thank you, Jane. Mm-hmm. 478 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,712 I will learn my lines, 479 00:16:17,713 --> 00:16:20,181 and give a Paloma-worthy performance. 480 00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:21,580 I'm sure you will. 481 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,181 Yes. 482 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,183 So, is Michael liking the new job? 483 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,445 So fun, right? 484 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,487 Oh, yeah, so fun. 485 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,418 Is he not having an excellent time? 486 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:34,159 He's really grateful to you for the job. 487 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,490 DEREK: And I'm grateful 488 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,426 that you gave me this job. I really am. 489 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,031 But I've got to resign. 490 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,167 Wait, what? 491 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,698 Why? 492 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,239 I've decided to go into the hotel business myself. 493 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,708 In fact... 494 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,709 you're gonna give me the Fairwick. 495 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,711 (chuckles) 496 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,411 Wait, is this some kind of joke? 497 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,218 You know what's a joke? 498 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,749 You pretending to be some great long-lost big brother 499 00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:04,015 while at the same time, 500 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,224 you were working with the police to spy on me. 501 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,256 I had to know if you were working with our mother. 502 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,799 Okay, and I, and I understand if you're angry-- 503 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,297 You understand nothing. 504 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,458 So let me spell it out for you. 505 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,696 You sell me the Fairwick for a dollar, 506 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,471 or I turn you into the Feds 507 00:17:17,472 --> 00:17:18,640 for insider trading. 508 00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:19,698 Wait, what? 509 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,136 My buddy gave you a tip. 510 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,541 You acted on it. 511 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,042 Honestly, 512 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,511 I thought you'd wait longer 513 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,742 to spend the money you made, but, man, 514 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,346 you used it quick. 515 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:29,648 You set me up. 516 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,487 This place is really gonna be something special. 517 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,548 (door opens, closes) 518 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,826 Hey. 519 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,631 He took a long nap, so he might be fussy 520 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,433 when you put him down. Got it. 521 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,436 You okay? LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, he's being blackmailed 522 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:52,768 by his brother, so that's a no. 523 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,372 Yeah. 524 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,474 Yeah, just... 525 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:59,206 an unexpected hurdle with the Fairwick acquisition. 526 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,712 Okay. 527 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,513 Well, whatever it is, 528 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,575 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 529 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,622 And speaking of figuring things out, 530 00:18:06,623 --> 00:18:09,519 Michael was adapting to his new life on set. 531 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,314 I can't wait to cut that line in post. 532 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,508 (grunts) 533 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,246 Cut! DIRECTOR: Cut! 534 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,219 Did you see that? 535 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,850 Fake fighting is a carefully 536 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:44,316 choreographed dance. 537 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,594 To adlib a gesture like that 538 00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:48,127 is to put us both in actual danger. 539 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,258 No kidding. 540 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,762 Plus if you wanted to disarm someone 541 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,633 believably, you'd go for the wrist. 542 00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:53,866 What? 543 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,627 No, I'm just saying technically, 544 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,665 if you wanted to be accurate... 545 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,908 Come with me. 546 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,810 And in that moment, Rogelio realized 547 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,412 he could kill two birds with one stone. 548 00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,882 Esteben, approach! 549 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,652 Michael happens to be an expert in combat, 550 00:19:11,653 --> 00:19:14,820 And he will now demonstrate how to disarm someone. 551 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,289 This guy? (chuckles) 552 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,660 Hit me with your best shot, pretty boy. 553 00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:22,327 Bird one-- build Michael up. 554 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,558 (both grunting) 555 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,632 Bird two-- torture Esteben. 556 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:29,301 Bravo! Bravo! 557 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,902 I'm promoting you to personal bodyguard/technical advisor. 558 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:35,606 From here on out, I want you to monitor all our fights 559 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,438 for authenticity. 560 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,212 And I looked it up online, 561 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,882 and technical advisors make good money. 562 00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,481 And it's actually really fun. 563 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,221 I'm so happy you're excited. 564 00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:46,418 Yeah, I really am. 565 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,586 Okay. 566 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,687 Time to become an expert 567 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,518 in 15th century combat. 568 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,724 And so Michael researched. 569 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,896 And Wiki-ed. 570 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,357 Oh. 571 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,798 And googled. 572 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,742 Until he was exhausted. 573 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,311 (exhales) 574 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,347 But satisfied. 575 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:18,317 How's it going? I think I'm starting to get a handle on it, my lady. 576 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,348 (both grunting) 577 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,421 (phone ringing) 578 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,822 Oh, good, it's Petra. 579 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,993 Hopefully she got her sister to confess. 580 00:20:25,994 --> 00:20:28,327 Hey, Petra. 581 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,628 Did you say I'm a bad mother? 582 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,329 Excuse me? 583 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,461 Apparently you called your grandmother to complain 584 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,826 about how I didn't know my children's nap times 585 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,704 because I'm not a good mom. Oh, dear. 586 00:20:36,705 --> 00:20:39,303 No, I didn't use those words. 587 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:40,935 Well, what words did you use? 588 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,370 Well, look, you're taking it out of context. 589 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,406 I was actually defending you to my grandmother. 590 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,541 So, she was calling me a bad mom? 591 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,246 No! No! 592 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,648 She was just annoyed because she had to change 593 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,650 her work schedule and that's not easy for her. 594 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,751 What are you implying? 595 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,486 Nothing. I know all about 596 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,347 hard work, Jane-- I have a job. 597 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,786 Yeah, well, I did, too, until your sister got me fired! 598 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,460 And maybe it was the heat of the moment 599 00:20:59,461 --> 00:21:01,389 or the fact that Petra finally 600 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,864 had a little family of her own to protect, 601 00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:03,932 but she said... 602 00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:05,930 You know what, Jane? 603 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,602 My sister said she didn't place that ad, 604 00:21:07,603 --> 00:21:09,670 and I believe her, so lay off. 605 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,740 (groans, sighs) 606 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,275 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Observe Jane steaming 607 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,547 milk at the cappuccino machine. 608 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,378 You can please Anezka extra milk for cappuccino order? 609 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,945 Oh, so foam is all what is necessary 610 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,821 for your cappuccino? 611 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,490 I am not understanding... 612 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,759 Oh, I think you are understanding. 613 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,359 So stop with this whole innocent thing! 614 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,790 I am being innocent. 615 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,825 No you aren't. You're a liar! 616 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,360 And I don't know how, but trust me, 617 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:40,695 I'm gonna prove it! 618 00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:43,625 (crying) 619 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,567 And she just started 620 00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:48,707 crying like I'm some sort of-- 621 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,838 Ogre! Screaming! 622 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,078 She being cruel and so-- 623 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:54,309 Manipulative. 624 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,414 But I'm onto her. 625 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,575 Acting like an innocent child. 626 00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:00,453 It felt like spank hour at orphanage. 627 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,623 No, we're taking the high road here. 628 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,755 If she's not canceling, I'm not canceling. 629 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,827 B-But just... 630 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,097 maybe give Jane some space. 631 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,098 But Anezka better stay away from me. 632 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,700 Otherwise, it's on! 633 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:16,632 ROGELIO: En garde! 634 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,095 (grunts) 635 00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:27,346 Cut! 636 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,577 (bell rings) 637 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:29,748 What...? 638 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,117 Uh... is there a problem? 639 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,386 Well, it's just that, traditionally, you wouldn't lock 640 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,717 the longswords like that, because you'd often have 641 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,052 a dagger as well, in your other hand. 642 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,456 So when the longswords are locked, 643 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,728 your opponent could, like, stab you dead. 644 00:22:40,729 --> 00:22:41,887 With the dagger. 645 00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,462 That's wonderful. 646 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,463 Thank you, Technical Advisor. 647 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,425 Let's do it again without locking the swords. 648 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:49,703 But that is the most compelling part of the scene. 649 00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:51,042 It's not about the swords, 650 00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:52,737 it's about my eyes. 651 00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:56,439 Historical accuracy is also semi-important. 652 00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,977 We ready here? 653 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:01,948 Settle and... action! 654 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,616 MICHAEL: Cut! 655 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:05,977 (sword clatters, bell rings) 656 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:09,047 Just the, uh, the lunge... 657 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,445 the lunge felt a little... 658 00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:13,016 Can you excuse us for one second? 659 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,785 Michael... 660 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,034 The work you're doing is wonderful. 661 00:23:17,035 --> 00:23:20,499 But you cannot yell "cut" while we're shooting. 662 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,700 Only the director 663 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,501 and the star can do that. 664 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:25,737 Right. I just got excited. 665 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,938 I understand. 666 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,509 So how do I communicate to you 667 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:29,708 if you guys are way off 668 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,009 and it's not believable... 669 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,940 Well, that's the thing. 670 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:35,676 You see, it's a telenovela. 671 00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:39,581 So things don't have to be completely believable. 672 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,785 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: That's an understatement. 673 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:41,847 Ah! 674 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:45,817 Oh, my God. 675 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:46,755 What's the holdup here? 676 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,089 Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. 677 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,694 I have to shoot this, 678 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,195 so I can get out by dinner. 679 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:53,097 Okay. 680 00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:57,740 And it's already five minutes past 681 00:23:57,741 --> 00:23:59,037 one little boy's bedtime, 682 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,568 isn't it, Mr. Sweetface, isn't it? 683 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:01,943 Oh, yes. (kissing sounds) 684 00:24:01,944 --> 00:24:03,441 (phone chimes) Oh. 685 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:20,623 Okay, let's say good night to Abuela. 686 00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,656 Oh. (phone chimes) 687 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:29,597 What's going on over there? 688 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,970 I-It's Dad. 689 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,211 He wants me to coach him through this party, in person. 690 00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:36,974 I'm-I'm just gonna say no. 691 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:38,136 Stop. Go. 692 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,611 No, Mom. I feel weird. 693 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:40,512 Because of me? 694 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,247 Don't. Honestly. 695 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:45,879 Actually, knowing that he and Dina are both out 696 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:49,115 makes it easier for me to go record my track at the studio. 697 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,861 No chance of running into them. 698 00:24:50,862 --> 00:24:53,017 Go, hon. 699 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,125 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us here, now... 700 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:57,696 Jane, you made it! 701 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,027 Everyone, 702 00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,101 meet my brilliant daughter, Jane! 703 00:25:00,102 --> 00:25:01,867 You invited your daughter? 704 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,028 MAN: Here, ha-have a seat, Jane. No, wait! 705 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,136 Sit next to me. I need you close. 706 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:07,706 Why? JANE: It's okay. 707 00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:08,267 I'll sit here. 708 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,541 Okay, well... 709 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:10,909 there is perfect. 710 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,610 Just wanted to make sure 711 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:15,180 you were comfortable. 712 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:16,711 (phone chimes) 713 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:19,246 ROGELIO: My daughter is a brilliant student. 714 00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:20,782 She's in graduate school. 715 00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:22,516 WOMAN: My son's at Oxford. 716 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,022 Oh. England. Great... 717 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,057 and important country. 718 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,526 Shakespeare and... 719 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:28,927 How do you know Dina? 720 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,758 WOMAN: We were actually in debate together 721 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:32,063 in college. 722 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,164 Oh, I dabble myself in debate, as well. 723 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,566 I once played a great debater on Tiago. 724 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,669 I owned the Senate floor! 725 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:41,141 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow! He's fast with his fingers! 726 00:25:41,142 --> 00:25:44,876 ¶ La mujer de amor ¶ 727 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:49,547 ¶ Es un secreto en la noche ¶ 728 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:52,779 ¶ La mujer de mi ¶ 729 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:56,115 (reaching for high note): ¶ Alma... ¶ 730 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,256 (sighs) Let me try again. 731 00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:00,087 Oh, sorry, man. 732 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,960 We're running a little behind. 733 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,731 Do you want to come back in 20 for your ADR? 734 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,897 I'll wait. 735 00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:06,958 ¶ ¶ 736 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,296 ¶ La mujer de mi ¶ 737 00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:13,972 ¶ Alma... ¶ 738 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,973 (sighs) I'm sorry. 739 00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:18,005 You're just too in your head. 740 00:26:18,878 --> 00:26:20,738 Don't just sing it. 741 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,606 Hmm? 742 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:23,805 Feel it. 743 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,346 Seduce the microphone. 744 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,592 I'm not with Rogelio anymore, 745 00:26:29,593 --> 00:26:31,619 so flirting with me isn't gonna hurt him. 746 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:32,857 Oh. 747 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:34,988 You know what else works to get the note? 748 00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,034 You can use the ground to stabilize. 749 00:26:37,035 --> 00:26:38,229 Hmm. 750 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:40,760 Lie down. Seriously. 751 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,266 You take all the support of the earth 752 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:45,038 and then you sing up instead of out. 753 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,001 Shakira taught me. 754 00:26:47,006 --> 00:26:49,706 I mean, I'll try. 755 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,179 You're going to feel silly at first. 756 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:52,977 But just put that aside, okay? 757 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:54,309 Okay. 758 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,682 ¶ ¶ ¶ La mujer de mi ¶ 759 00:26:57,683 --> 00:27:04,756 ¶ Alma! ¶ 760 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,887 Huh. 761 00:27:06,892 --> 00:27:07,792 Hmm? 762 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,293 Wow. 763 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,225 You're a good coach. 764 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:12,930 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of coaches... 765 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,332 Thanks to Jane, 766 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,633 Rogelio had successfully 767 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,366 navigated culture and politics. 768 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:21,041 It's a clear perversion of the 14th Amendment. 769 00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:24,309 Not at all what our founding fathers meant, you know? 770 00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:25,810 Exactly. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Even science. 771 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:28,780 I don't think we can fully comprehend 772 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,919 the profound impact of the Higgs boson particle. 773 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,186 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In fact, his knowledge was on fleek, until... 774 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:37,187 Free trade with Cuba is essential. 775 00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,789 Just look at the great success 776 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,091 of the Nazi alliance. 777 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,826 Oh! 778 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:43,327 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, until Jane failed to see 779 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,159 her phone's misguided autocorrect. 780 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,764 Um, excuse me? 781 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,696 The "great success"? 782 00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:49,931 No, no! 783 00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:52,895 No. That wasn't a great success. 784 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:55,965 No. What I meant was... 785 00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,712 Yes? 786 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:04,049 Oh, j-just that the, 787 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:08,086 you know, the Nazi alliance... 788 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:11,217 Jane? What... what do I mean? 789 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,226 NATO... (clears throat) 790 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:16,887 The NATO alliance. 791 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,438 So, what? You brought your daughter out 792 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:30,041 to do some Cyrano thing? No. 793 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,442 It was like... 794 00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:32,984 Have you seen the movie Roxanne? 795 00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:35,246 It's just... 796 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,247 well, you know... 797 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:40,819 I wanted to impress your smart friends. 798 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,220 Because I like you, Dina. 799 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,822 That's why I'm wearing 800 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,491 these ridiculous glasses 801 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:49,861 and talking about silly things like literature or science. 802 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:52,202 Well, the whole thing... it was stupid. 803 00:28:52,203 --> 00:28:54,028 I know. I agree. 804 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:55,233 But also... 805 00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:56,968 whatever... 806 00:28:56,969 --> 00:28:58,169 kind of sweet. 807 00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:58,970 Yeah? 808 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:00,241 Yeah. 809 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,477 Jane! 810 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,345 Oh, hey. 811 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:17,053 I-I was just texting you. Looks like you have 812 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,186 the situation under control, so I was gonna head home. 813 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:20,221 What's wrong? 814 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:22,386 Nothing, I just... 815 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:25,196 (sighs) Okay. 816 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:29,827 Well... earlier, I felt weird helping you with Dina 817 00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:31,795 because I thought it would upset Mom. 818 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,104 And I didn't want you to think that I was picking sides, so... 819 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,366 Was your mother upset? No. 820 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,509 No. She's... she's okay. 821 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,077 That's the point. 822 00:29:39,078 --> 00:29:41,346 I realized, watching you, 823 00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:43,877 it's not about Mom. 824 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,483 It's about me. 825 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,484 It's that fairytale, right? 826 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:50,916 Your divorced parents meet, fall back in love... 827 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,957 Of course. 828 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,058 That's what makes The Parent Trap such an evocative film. 829 00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,360 Exactly. 830 00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:57,800 And don't get me wrong, 831 00:29:57,801 --> 00:29:59,057 I want you to be happy, 832 00:29:59,064 --> 00:30:01,366 and Dina's great. 833 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:03,797 I just think I need a little more time 834 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,203 before I can be your wingman. 835 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:07,104 I understand. 836 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,066 Thank you for your help. 837 00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:11,184 I know you're always on my side. 838 00:30:15,281 --> 00:30:17,351 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And speaking of taking sides... 839 00:30:17,352 --> 00:30:18,879 JANE: Okay. 840 00:30:18,884 --> 00:30:20,224 I just want things calm and peaceful. 841 00:30:20,225 --> 00:30:21,849 This is a happy occasion. 842 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,024 Happy and awkward. 843 00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:25,089 No. Not awkward. 844 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,958 We will make it not awkward. 845 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:29,589 How is it not being awkward? Jane is hating both of us. 846 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:31,225 Just smile, Anezka. 847 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:32,900 (knocking at door) Even if it's fake. 848 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,134 Like this. 849 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,137 Happy Mother's Day! 850 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,506 I adjusted things a little. 851 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,867 Buffet style. 852 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,135 Oh. Thank you. 853 00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,843 And here. 854 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,235 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, there's no way 855 00:30:47,246 --> 00:30:48,406 this isn't awkward. Oh. 856 00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:50,584 Assorted colors. How fun. 857 00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:54,379 So, anyone care for a drink? 858 00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:56,286 Yes. Yes. Okay. Thank you. 859 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:57,518 Sí, sí, sí. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Me, too! 860 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,290 In fact, I have an idea. 861 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:00,891 Every time something awkward happens at this brunch, 862 00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:02,293 let's take a sip of our mimosas. 863 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,429 Kids, you have orange juice. 864 00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:05,860 Let's start with an easy one. 865 00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:11,028 Which his brother is now blackmailing him for. 866 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,366 Thanks. It's, uh... 867 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:16,040 Unexpectedly awkward. Drink! 868 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,076 So, how are things with Dina? 869 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,407 Drink! 870 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:21,611 This feel a little weird to you? 871 00:31:21,614 --> 00:31:23,314 Wait until Father's Day. 872 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,345 Drink! 873 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,518 Breathe, Jane. Breathe! 874 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,420 But the rest of you, drink! 875 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,087 (sighs) 876 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:35,362 Oh, these two are in a relatively good place. 877 00:31:35,363 --> 00:31:36,961 Maybe we can take a water break. 878 00:31:36,962 --> 00:31:39,602 Ah! Enjoying the most awkward brunch ever? 879 00:31:39,603 --> 00:31:41,898 (laughs) Is your brother coming? 880 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,101 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Agh! Drink! 881 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:45,436 I don't think so, no. 882 00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:47,437 Rafael? 883 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:48,909 What's going on? 884 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,936 I don't know if I should tell you or not. 885 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,976 You should. Definitely. 886 00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:01,619 I made a bad decision. 887 00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,550 And now my brother is blackmailing me. 888 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:05,415 What? How? 889 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:09,093 I made money off an illegal stock tip. 890 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,634 I didn't know it was illegal. 891 00:32:10,635 --> 00:32:12,196 Derek set me up. 892 00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:14,227 And now he's using it to extort money from me. 893 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:17,168 Specifically, the Fairwick. 894 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,299 But if you didn't know, then it's not your fault. 895 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:21,135 I didn't know. 896 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,209 But then, after I knew, 897 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,110 I used it to buy the Fairwick. 898 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:29,380 I know. 899 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,649 I screwed up. 900 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,350 I thought I was taking care of my family. 901 00:32:33,352 --> 00:32:34,952 What are you going to do? 902 00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:38,022 I don't know. (Mateo fusses) 903 00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:39,523 I'm going to to give him a bottle. 904 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,089 It'll be okay. 905 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,694 MICHAEL: I knew it. 906 00:32:43,696 --> 00:32:45,156 I knew Derek was shady. 907 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,731 (giggles) 908 00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:48,232 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Weird sense of humor, Mateo. 909 00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:50,171 Michael, you can't say anything. 910 00:32:50,172 --> 00:32:51,369 He told me in confidence. 911 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,638 MICHAEL: But the police need to know, 912 00:32:52,639 --> 00:32:54,198 because it could help our investigation-- 913 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:55,466 their investigation. 914 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,212 Just... try to see if you can get him 915 00:32:57,213 --> 00:32:58,578 to come forward. If you can. 916 00:32:58,579 --> 00:33:00,437 Your father's calling everyone. 917 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:06,383 I made a little something 918 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:07,985 in honor of 919 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,987 my daughter's first official 920 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:12,457 Mother's Day. 921 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:15,426 ROGELIO: What made Jane a great mother? 922 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,087 What makes Jane a great mom? 923 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,596 (crying): So many things? 924 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,097 Oh, wow. 925 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:22,529 Okay, I can't cry right away, right? 926 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,144 The way she always puts family first. 927 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:31,609 She's got your back, 928 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:35,646 and she pushes you to be the best version of yourself. 929 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:36,607 RAFAEL: Jane always sees 930 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:37,545 the good in people. 931 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,217 The world she lives in, 932 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,478 that's the world I want to live in. 933 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:41,646 MICHAEL: She's generous. 934 00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:42,523 Resourceful. 935 00:33:42,524 --> 00:33:44,251 ROGELIO: Kind. 936 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:46,016 XIOMARA: I'm in awe of how she tackles 937 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:46,685 every problem head-on. 938 00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:48,162 It's inspiring. 939 00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:50,188 MICHAEL: She's fair. 940 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,225 ROGELIO: Jane's a peace-maker. 941 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,700 Always on everyone's side. 942 00:33:52,701 --> 00:33:54,498 She's like Switzerland. 943 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,370 I learned all about Switzerland in my cram session. 944 00:33:56,371 --> 00:33:57,598 (laughs) 945 00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:59,141 MICHAEL: Generous. Thoughtful. 946 00:33:59,142 --> 00:34:00,198 XIOMARA: Smart. 947 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:03,206 ROGELIO: Patient. 948 00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:05,807 Lists. 949 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,241 RAFAEL: So many lists. 950 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,506 (laughs) ROGELIO: Like, a lot of lists. 951 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:10,805 What? There's a lot to organize. 952 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,346 But really it's... 953 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:14,752 it's how much she loves. 954 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:16,987 Love. 955 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,148 MICHAEL: I know it sounds cheesy, 956 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:21,387 but... love. 957 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:24,062 And superb genes. 958 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:26,563 So happy first Mother's Day. 959 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,096 My daughter. 960 00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,768 (babbling) 961 00:34:30,769 --> 00:34:33,439 (crying): Aw. 962 00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:39,577 (babbling) 963 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,608 Thanks, Dad. 964 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:46,279 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR (slurring): Here we go again. 965 00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:48,285 Awkward. 966 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,517 It's her Mother's Day too, right? 967 00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:50,291 (burps) 968 00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:51,456 Excuse me. 969 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:52,717 I drank a little too much. 970 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,194 I am also wanting to say something 971 00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:58,625 about what a wonderful mother I am thinking you are, Petra. 972 00:34:58,630 --> 00:34:59,860 This life... 973 00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,255 This life 974 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:04,726 that you have earned for your daughters 975 00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:06,296 after coming from nothing. 976 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,465 And I am just thinking 977 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:10,842 it is so beautiful 978 00:35:10,843 --> 00:35:13,311 what you have done for them. 979 00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:15,652 And I know how hard it has been. 980 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,790 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Well, that was 981 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:24,288 legitimately sweet. 982 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,559 And while we're sharing about our moms, 983 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,657 can I just say I have the greatest, 984 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:30,259 most supportive, bestest mother ever. 985 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,296 Love you, Mama. So much. 986 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:34,157 Right, well, I think I got to lay down. 987 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:37,196 Thank you for having us. 988 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:39,272 And that was a very nice speech. 989 00:35:39,273 --> 00:35:41,201 I'm glad it worked out. 990 00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:42,136 Us together 991 00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:44,308 is everything what I want. 992 00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:47,478 Okay, listen, you said it again. 993 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:48,579 What? 994 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:50,210 I know you placed that ad, 995 00:35:50,215 --> 00:35:51,675 and, look, you may have a good reason. 996 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:52,883 If you could just come clean... 997 00:35:52,885 --> 00:35:54,415 Jane, stop. 998 00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:55,549 You're beating a dead horse. 999 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:57,554 (horse whinnies) 1000 00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,555 I can't stop because your sister is a liar, 1001 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,288 and you are too close to see it. 1002 00:36:01,293 --> 00:36:03,363 You just blindly follow what she says like a sheep. 1003 00:36:03,364 --> 00:36:04,461 (sheep bleats) 1004 00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:05,562 Are you saying my sister's a bad person 1005 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:07,264 and I'm just too close to her to see it? 1006 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:09,216 I never said that. You might as well have. 1007 00:36:09,217 --> 00:36:11,167 (cat screeches) Okay, enough, someone take that toy away from him. 1008 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:14,570 Excuse me? I host your entire family here for lunch, and all you can do 1009 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,543 is to continue to hurl insults at my sister. 1010 00:36:16,544 --> 00:36:17,708 No, please. 1011 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,279 No fighting because of Anezka. 1012 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,948 I'm insulting your sister because she's a liar! 1013 00:36:21,949 --> 00:36:23,177 Please no! 1014 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:24,182 She's not! She is! 1015 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,453 She's not! 1016 00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:27,652 BOTH: Oh! 1017 00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:28,893 (gasping) 1018 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:36,792 I am so sorry about your sister. 1019 00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:38,195 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wait. 1020 00:36:38,197 --> 00:36:39,427 What's going on? What did I miss? 1021 00:36:39,431 --> 00:36:41,399 Where are we? Oh, wow. 1022 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,200 The room is spinning. 1023 00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:46,571 I obviously never, ever meant 1024 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:47,772 for anything like this to happen. 1025 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,213 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Is Anezka dead? 1026 00:36:49,214 --> 00:36:50,608 It's okay. She's fine. 1027 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:51,609 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whew. 1028 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:52,677 Okay. 1029 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:53,908 So why are we at the hospital? 1030 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,279 She's epileptic, 1031 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,516 so seizures will happen sometimes. 1032 00:36:58,517 --> 00:36:59,747 Under extreme stress. 1033 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:02,551 Well, I'm sorry I caused it. 1034 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,724 I just... I really thought she did it. 1035 00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:07,358 And she said she didn't. 1036 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:08,489 And as you can see, 1037 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:10,793 she's an emotionally fragile person, 1038 00:37:10,796 --> 00:37:12,226 which is why I didn't push her. 1039 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:13,831 I get it. 1040 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:14,902 Again, I'm so sorry. 1041 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:18,436 NURSE: She'll be okay. 1042 00:37:18,437 --> 00:37:21,297 Just keep stress levels down. 1043 00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:23,306 Lots of fluids, lots of rest. 1044 00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:25,808 Thank you so much. 1045 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:26,941 (crying): I am feeling terrible 1046 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:27,905 for ruining special lunch. 1047 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:29,013 As long as you're okay. 1048 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:31,282 No, I'm not being okay. 1049 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:34,018 I cause everybody so much fighting. 1050 00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:36,689 So, you don't have to lie for me anymore, Petra. 1051 00:37:36,690 --> 00:37:37,948 What? 1052 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,756 Yes, I am the one that post ad. 1053 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,489 And Petra, just being good sister, 1054 00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:43,564 took cover for me. 1055 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,300 You were lying this whole time? No. 1056 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:50,770 It's okay now, Petra, I come clean. 1057 00:37:50,771 --> 00:37:52,899 I want an e-mail explaining what you did 1058 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,704 so I can try and salvage my job. 1059 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,566 Yes, of course. 1060 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,654 And I have nothing to say to you. 1061 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:06,917 I was so naive 1062 00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,448 to think that she'd changed. 1063 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:11,453 That we would be one big happy family. 1064 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:13,666 You know what? 1065 00:38:13,674 --> 00:38:15,893 Let's stop talking about the evil twins. 1066 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,994 And start watching the evil twins. 1067 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,296 Amen. 1068 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:22,698 And Mateo can play with his new toys. 1069 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:24,001 (gasp) Yeah, buddy. 1070 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:26,037 Ooh. 1071 00:38:26,038 --> 00:38:27,598 While we... 1072 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:28,836 get cozy with the remote. 1073 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,510 Mm-hmm. 1074 00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:34,778 And I'll order ice cream. 1075 00:38:34,780 --> 00:38:36,750 Ooh. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: At long last, 1076 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:39,848 pj's, pints... 1077 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,791 and telenovelas. 1078 00:38:43,922 --> 00:38:45,592 Which brings us here, of course. 1079 00:38:45,593 --> 00:38:47,320 Look, I'm... 1080 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:50,486 I'm sorry I came on so strong with the Tech Advisor thing. 1081 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,325 (chuckles) I guess I just got carried away. 1082 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:55,031 Well, your attention to detail, 1083 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:57,433 that's what made you such a terrific detective. 1084 00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:59,436 Whereas in telenovelas, 1085 00:38:59,438 --> 00:39:00,838 it's more the general idea. 1086 00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,769 Yeah, I get that. 1087 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,974 You will be a detective again, Michael. 1088 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:08,459 I believe in you. 1089 00:39:08,462 --> 00:39:08,942 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And friends, 1090 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:09,947 that's when it happened. 1091 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,016 And... action! 1092 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,647 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In a moment that was... 1093 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:15,092 well, straight out of a telenovela, frankly. 1094 00:39:15,116 --> 00:39:21,116 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 1095 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:36,039 SUZANNA: This is Suzanna Barnett at the Miami PD, 1096 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,111 please leave a message. (beep) 1097 00:39:37,112 --> 00:39:38,578 I need to talk to you. 1098 00:39:38,579 --> 00:39:40,037 Turns out Derek Ruvelle 1099 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,575 is totally dirty and I've got proof. 1100 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:44,680 I know the GPS on his boat corroborated his alibi, 1101 00:39:44,683 --> 00:39:46,153 but I don't think he was ever on that boat. 1102 00:39:46,154 --> 00:39:48,051 Call me back. Please. 1103 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,691 Help me finish this case. 1104 00:39:49,692 --> 00:39:51,758 Next time, wait for my guests to finish their food 1105 00:39:51,759 --> 00:39:52,817 before you dive in. 1106 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,794 Yes, Ms. Petra. Of course. 1107 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:03,002 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Leaping lizards! It's Anezka. 1108 00:40:03,003 --> 00:40:05,601 This is exactly what happened in Lagrimas de tu Corazon. 1109 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:06,904 And it really didn't end well. 1110 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,535 And then I forwarded the confession, 1111 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,470 but Blake is just digging in. 1112 00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:14,806 I am officially out of a TA job next semester. 1113 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,613 XIOMARA: I'm sorry, honey. 1114 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:17,975 (sighs) 1115 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:19,750 I know. 1116 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,521 Did you see Dad's Instagram feed? 1117 00:40:21,522 --> 00:40:23,087 Yeah. 1118 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:24,718 It's okay, hun. 1119 00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:25,723 Really. 1120 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:26,864 He had to move on. 1121 00:40:26,865 --> 00:40:31,628 Can I just say how proud I am of you 1122 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,660 for how you've handled this? 1123 00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:34,895 I mean, 1124 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,000 the old you would've acted out. 1125 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:38,072 I'm trying to change. 1126 00:40:38,073 --> 00:40:39,999 Let's talk later, hun. 1127 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:41,805 Okay, bye. 1128 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:47,077 So... 1129 00:40:47,078 --> 00:40:48,608 Who's better? 1130 00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:50,047 Me or Rogelio? 1131 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,078 Be honest. 1132 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:54,583 Look, I made a huge mistake. 1133 00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:56,516 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: How huge was it exactly? 1134 00:40:56,521 --> 00:40:57,521 The most huge 1135 00:40:57,522 --> 00:40:58,956 or second hugest? 1136 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,817 Sorry, I shouldn't joke. 1137 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:02,886 This is serious stuff. 1138 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:05,930 So Derek's blackmailing you? 1139 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,100 I overheard Jane telling Michael at the lunch. 1140 00:41:08,101 --> 00:41:09,599 What were you thinking? 1141 00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:12,570 I wasn't. 1142 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,001 I was drunk when I bought the stock. 1143 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,235 No, not that. 1144 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,770 Going to Jane for advice. 1145 00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,576 Go to Jane for help looking for... 1146 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:20,738 a new book club selection, 1147 00:41:20,745 --> 00:41:22,845 or finding a deal on diapers. 1148 00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:24,008 When it comes to financial crimes, 1149 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,005 and blackmail, 1150 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,216 come to me. 1151 00:41:28,119 --> 00:41:29,987 Buy a few days with Derek, 1152 00:41:29,988 --> 00:41:32,156 while we come up with a plan. 1153 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:33,617 We can outsmart him. 1154 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:34,755 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, perhaps, 1155 00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:35,959 they could outsmart him. 1156 00:41:39,531 --> 00:41:43,231 Darling, enough already with those ridiculous scarves. 1157 00:41:43,235 --> 00:41:45,235 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Her, on the other hand, 1158 00:41:45,237 --> 00:41:47,037 slightly more difficult. 1159 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,608 So, everything's moving forward. 1160 00:41:48,609 --> 00:41:50,767 We'll have the Fairwick by the end of the week. 1161 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:54,942 Happy Mother's Day. 1162 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:58,721 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Now that's a boat.