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Previously... Our boat is
sailing this afternoon.

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I thought you were
going tomorrow.

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You want to come
with us, don't you?

4
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Why would I want to when
our favourite cousin

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is coming to be our governess?

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Don't forget your grandmother
is in</font> <font color="

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What is that? It's a pyramidion.

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This is a whole
other level of magic.

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It must be contained.

10
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No, no, no!

11
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Theo! Henry!

12
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There you are.
Where's your sister?

13
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<font color="

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I wanted to give
her a hug goodbye.

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We're out of time.

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The time spell!

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I'm sorry.

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I've got it! Quick, quick.

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CLANKING

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It worked.

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It's Grandad's journal.

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<font color="

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HENRY COUGHS AND SNIGGERS

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GRANNY SIGHS

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Theodosia, such tardiness

26
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is hardly desirable.

27
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Still, that dress
is much more fitting

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for a child of your age than
those ragamuffin outfits

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<font color="

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Could do with a few more frills.

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GRANNY CLEARS THROAT

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There's no use moping.

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It's your own fault you
weren't there to say goodbye

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to your parents.

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It wasn't.

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If Henry hadn't
blundered</font> <font color="

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Never mind.

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Now, listen to me, both of you.

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Alistair and Henrietta may have
put up with your bad behaviour,

40
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but I most certainly will not.

41
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But we're not bad.

42
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- SHE LAUGHS - Oh, really?

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<font color="

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Theodosia Throckmorton.

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I asked you to tidy this room...
and you've done the exact opposite!

46
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Theo, honey, what
happened in here?

47
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The Anubis statue in the stores
came to life, trashed my room

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and escaped through that window.

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<font color="

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Sorry, I've got a
bit of an emergency.

51
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Can we please talk
punishment later? Thank you.

52
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I'll just... I'll
just take this.

53
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You know, don't want any loud
music disturbing Dad, do we?

54
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Extraordinary.

55
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<font color="
staff about yea high?

56
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And hello to you, too, Theodosia.
You and your brother...

57
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Oh, shush, Granny!
This is important!

58
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Theo!

59
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Harold, what have you done?

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OK, maybe we're a bit bad.

61
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<font color="

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before your cousin,
Nigella, arrives.

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She has taught Japanese princes,

64
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she will expect high standards.

65
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I'll fetch my book on
manners and etiquette.

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Lessons? On a Sunday?
She's the worst.

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<font color="
Grandad's journal?

68
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You can't stay
mad at me forever.

69
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Or maybe you can.

70
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This doesn't mean I've
forgiven you, Henry.

71
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Look, this entry is from 1855.

72
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He's digging at the Great Pyramid
and they have just found...

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<font color="

74
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It's just a bunch of blank
pages and these faint marks.

75
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Maybe there's a secret message.

76
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Look, you're good
on hieroglyphs,

77
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but you know nothing
about spy stuff.

78
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It could have hidden
writing on it.

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<font color="

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Stop that! Henry, put it...

81
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Trust me. Wha...? Henry!

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OK.

83
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Henry, stop!

84
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No, wait. You just need
to dab it off a bit.

85
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Stop. Why have you got
to ruin everything?

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<font color="

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It's in cuneiform. Babylonian
by the looks of it.

88
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So what's it say?

89
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Well, I've got no idea.
Henry, I can't read cuneiform.

90
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Hardly anyone can.

91
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Right, then, let's get started.

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GRANNY GASPS

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<font color="

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What on earth have you done?

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I leave you for two
minutes and this...

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You will not leave this room
until it is spotless! Am I clear?

97
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Ugh!

98
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DOOR SLAMS

99
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Hey. Where are you going?

100
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<font color="
me learn cuneiform real fast.

101
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Please, don't make more mess.

102
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Your spells don't
always go so well.

103
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There is no way.

104
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SHE GASPS

105
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You did use the staff on it,
didn't you? No, I didn't, I swear.

106
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<font color="
to make my plant grow.

107
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So why is it still growing?

108
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I don't know!

109
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Make form from the formless.

110
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She's back.

111
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She certainly is.

112
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Maybe not.

113
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I will have you know that
<font color="

114
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Oh, yeah? So what's the spell
for clearing up this ink?

115
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Let's see.

116
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Abracadab here, here and here.

117
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HENRY SIGHS

118
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BELL TOLLS

119
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The cheek of that man.

120
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Coming round, telling
us the rent</font> <font color="

121
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like it's our fault the
landlord keeps raising it.

122
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He is just doing his job.

123
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Where does he think we
live? Buckingham Palace?

124
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Don't worry, Mum.

125
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We'll find a way. We always do.

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What? You'll just magically
pull</font> <font color="

127
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You never know, life
just might surprise you.

128
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Voila.

129
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SHE CHUCKLES

130
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For you, Mum.

131
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SHE SIGHS

132
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See you.

133
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Oi, you. They're looking for workers
<font color="

134
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A young, strong lad like you
could get a job in a heartbeat.

135
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Here you go. Take one of these.

136
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Tell 'em Old Mick sent you.

137
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Thank you. There you go.

138
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Hey, are you looking
for a good day's pay?

139
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<font color="

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Let's try a wisdom spell,

141
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then I'll be clever
enough to read cuneiform.

142
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CLEARS THROAT

143
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Hear me, ancients.

144
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Thoth, God of Wisdom, grant
thine servant the wisdom of ages.

145
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SHE SIGHS

146
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<font color="
Please don't be disgusting.

147
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Put that down!

148
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THUD

149
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OLD WOMAN VOICE: Oh, no!
Look what you made me do!

150
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Oh, my voice. Ah, my hands!

151
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Ah!

152
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You shouldn't even be in here.

153
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<font color="

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especially to
vandals. Come on. Out.

155
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Please, could you just let...
Ow! You don't understand.

156
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I just need to get... I just... If
you could just let me get over there

157
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and see... Oh! Oh!

158
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"Let this report show that
<font color="

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"No, fields.

160
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"were sold to the merchant."

161
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I can read cuneiform!

162
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Wonderful. Can you read
the opening hours, too?

163
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You've been polishing that same
spot for nearly five minutes now.

164
00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:12,079
Er, yeah, about that,

165
00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,119
<font color="
about my wages.

166
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Is there any chance I
could perhaps, maybe...?

167
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ARTIE SIGHS, CLICKS TONGUE

168
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So you've heard
about me being broke.

169
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WILL LAUGHS

170
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Sorry, what?

171
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:25,399
You know how it's been lately.

172
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<font color="
the place almost burning down

173
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can make running
a business tricky.

174
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- SCREAMING - It's
just like in my vision!

175
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Please tell me this
has a happy ending.

176
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The repairs cost me a fortune.

177
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<font color="
to pay you this week, yeah.

178
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Thank you, Artie.

179
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So... there's no
chance of a raise?

180
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ARTIE LAUGHS

181
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Ah, good one, Will. You always
know how to cheer me up.

182
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How you doing, mate? All
right, what would you like?</font>

183
00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,639
Some of this? Some of
the cake over there?

184
00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,959
Or chocolate cake? Oh, yeah,
chocolate cake. I like that. Yes!

185
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,519
Theo, where are you?

186
00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,719
This ink's everywhere.

187
00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,599
Ow! Be careful.

188
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,719
<font color="

189
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,239
I know what you're doing. Come
on. It's absolutely ridiculous.

190
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,399
Oh, will you be careful?
Come on. Out. Out. Ow!

191
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:24,799
Ow! But you don't understand.
I need... Come on.

192
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Frills.

193
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,560
<font color="

194
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,519
I recognise that dress. Theo.

195
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,519
All I need is just two minutes.

196
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,719
Ah! I just... I just need to...

197
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,760
Ah!

198
00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,120
Oh, listen... If
you could just...

199
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:46,200
- Just.. No, please.
- KNOCKING ON DOOR

200
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- LOCK CLICKS -
<font color="

201
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SHE SIGHS

202
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,559
For you. Thank you.

203
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,560
Ah, let me.

204
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,640
Now, let me just put it
back where it came from.

205
00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,060
HE CHUCKLES

206
00:11:14,061 --> 00:11:15,199
Bravo!

207
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,119
Excellent technique.

208
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:20,120
<font color="

209
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,479
You're a magician?

210
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,959
You might say that.

211
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:29,919
Have you heard of something
called the Magic Circle?

212
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,279
Of course. It's
my dream to join.

213
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,639
Well, keep practising.

214
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,839
Your magic could bring
you fame and fortune.

215
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,120
<font color="

216
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,959
Keep the change, as a tip.

217
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:49,999
Thank you. My pleasure.

218
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,399
Enjoy your cake.

219
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,600
Thank you.

220
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,999
The museum's closed.
Can't you read?

221
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,999
Oh, I'm not here for the museum.

222
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,479
I'm here to see
Great-Aunt Lavinia.

223
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,199
<font color="
they're at home?

224
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,519
Lady Throckmorton.

225
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,519
I'm her great-niece, Nigella.

226
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,719
Welcome to our
humble establishment.

227
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:20,239
Clive Fagenbush, assistant
curator, at your service.

228
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,519
Here, let me take your bag.

229
00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,079
Why, thank you, Clive.
<font color="

230
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,039
Oh, sorry. Books.

231
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,159
Are you sure you'll be
OK with all the rest?

232
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,399
All the rest?

233
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,720
Mostly more books, I'm afraid.

234
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,880
Will, you have to help me.

235
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,039
Do I know you?

236
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,239
It's me. Theo.

237
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,959
<font color="
about 50 years too old

238
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,599
and Theo would never
wear something like that.

239
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,279
Yeah, I wouldn't
believe me either.

240
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,879
I cast a spell to get wisdom,

241
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,839
and it worked by making me old.

242
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,559
I can prove it's me.

243
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,359
<font color="

244
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,519
Quick, throw me the ball.

245
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,320
Before it disappears.

246
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,279
How... How did you do that?

247
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:15,119
Like I said, Miss... it's magic.

248
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,279
Well, where's the ball?
I've still got another go.

249
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,520
What is that?

250
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,039
<font color="

251
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,199
Ah, a magician never
reveals his tricks.

252
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,479
I'm Will.

253
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,239
And you are?

254
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,479
DING!

255
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,840
MUMMY CACKLES

256
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,559
How did you do that?

257
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,199
A gamer never
reveals her tricks.

258
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,460
WILL LAUGHS

259
00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:40,719
<font color="

260
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,199
So, how smart are you?

261
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,839
What is the key of
Beethoven's 5th Symphony?

262
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,119
Ooh, I know - what's the
capital of Switzerland? It's...

263
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:53,239
Even better - what is 284 x 902?

264
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:59,919
C minor, Bern, 256,168.

265
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,239
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266
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:05,239
We need to get back into the museum
so I can read what Grandad wrote

267
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,080
and stop whatever bad
magic is in the pyramidion.

268
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,919
What?!

269
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,559
It's incredible.

270
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,879
OK, how many fingers
am I holding up?

271
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,959
<font color="
not X-ray vision.

272
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,279
Come on!

273
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,680
SHE HUFFS

274
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,039
Great Uncle Harold's
collection is very impressive.

275
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:33,519
Indeed, although I'm sure you
saw things which were quite as

276
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,799
magnificent while
you were acting as

277
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,079
<font color="
Japanese princes.

278
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,479
You'd be amazed.

279
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,479
But I'm very happy
to be back here.

280
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,559
How are Theo and Henry?

281
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:45,000
- Ah.
- SHE CHUCKLES

282
00:14:45,003 --> 00:14:48,079
You will have your work cut out.

283
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,119
Following this
morning's debacle,

284
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,759
<font color="
family room as a punishment.

285
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,439
They are not to be disturbed
until they've finished.

286
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,919
That seems... firm.

287
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:04,239
Hm. I only hope you can instil
some sense in them, Nigella.

288
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,280
You were always such
<font color="

289
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,520
So different from your father.

290
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,439
Well, I shall try my best.

291
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:19,279
Oh, but, of course, you'll be
tired after your long journey.

292
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,720
I'll leave you to get some rest.

293
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,040
Perfect. Now, quick, get in.

294
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,439
"Donation of Minoan amphora.

295
00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,000
<font color="
Henrietta Throckmorton."

296
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,959
All right. Let's get
you in the stores.

297
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,420
Oh, my...

298
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,879
HE GRUNTS

299
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,480
Oh, my God. Weighs a ton.

300
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,400
Right, Theo, what have
you gone and done now?

301
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,719
Henry.

302
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,240
<font color="

303
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,799
I've been looking
everywhere for you.

304
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,919
Are you hiding from your granny?

305
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,879
N-No. She's not
with you, is she?

306
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,959
I hear you've been getting
in lots of trouble.

307
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,239
Me? Trouble? Never.

308
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,839
Well, almost never.

309
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,839
<font color="
machine that absolutely hated me.

310
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,719
SQUEAL

311
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,199
Saffy, no!

312
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,479
Stop, stop!

313
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,199
No, Saffy, please!

314
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,719
NIGELLA LAUGHS

315
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,519
Glad to see you
haven't changed a bit.

316
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:45,399
But you better
behave in my class.</font>

317
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,199
I'll be good as gold.

318
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,359
Starting from now.

319
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,479
"Take her bags, Clive.

320
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,360
"Tea in the garden, Clive.

321
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,000
"Bring in the delivery, Clive."

322
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,119
I'm an assistant
curator, not a dogsbody.

323
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,879
Oh, my back is killing me.

324
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,360
<font color="

325
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,039
DOOR OPENS

326
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,759
If he thinks his
back is killing him,

327
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,119
he should try sitting in
here for a few minutes.

328
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,519
He fell for your plan,
hook, line and sinker.

329
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:23,839
That was brilliant.

330
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,040
Now, let's get
out of this thing.</font>

331
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,760
Oh, no. We're trapped!

332
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,120
Don't worry. We'll...
figure something out.

333
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,079
What if we don't?

334
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,759
You always have in the past.

335
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,999
You've gotten out of way
more dangerous things

336
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,879
than a wicker basket.

337
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,400
THEO SCREAMS

338
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,080
- <font color="
was different.

339
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,880
I had the Staff of Osiris.

340
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,399
But what if we can't get out?

341
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:03,399
What if I can't change myself
back from being an old lady?

342
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,319
We can still be friends.

343
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,559
You can teach me how to knit.

344
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,719
Just cos I'm old doesn't
mean</font> <font color="

345
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,480
between a stockinette
and a purl stitch.

346
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:19,199
Oh, wow! I really
do know everything.

347
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,240
SHE SIGHS Except how
to change myself back.

348
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,440
What a fabulous collection.

349
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,559
Do you think your parents would
mind</font> <font color="

350
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,639
Take whatever you
like, Theo always does.

351
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,039
Where is she? I
want to say hello.

352
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,079
She's, er... I'll go find her.

353
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,559
I'll come with you. No.

354
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,839
I'm supposed to be
cleaning up downstairs.

355
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,479
<font color="
while I go find Theo?

356
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,000
You better not be long.

357
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,239
Theo, are you there?

358
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,759
Henry!

359
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,639
Over here.

360
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,999
What are you doing in
there? Nigella's here.

361
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,919
You didn't tell her
about magic, did you?

362
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,119
<font color="

363
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,919
She can't wait to read your spell
book and meet the 60-year-old you.

364
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,159
You didn't! Of course I
didn't, I'm not an idiot.

365
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,199
She doesn't know a thing.

366
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,120
- SHE SIGHS - Hurry
up and let us out.

367
00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:12,799
<font color="

368
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,439
WILL LAUGHS

369
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,600
Oh, come on, that was funny.

370
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,519
Look, if I do this,
you have to forgive me

371
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,999
for you missing Mum
and Dad leaving.

372
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,639
We haven't got time for this.

373
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,919
I've got to find a spell to change
<font color="

374
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,639
Yeah, fair enough.

375
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,159
HENRY GRUNTS

376
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,279
Blimey! How many of
you are in there?

377
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,880
Just get us out.

378
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,200
Oh, yeah.

379
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,479
I forgive you.

380
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,799
Yikes. I've seen
walnuts less wrinkly.

381
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,039
<font color="
from your hilarious jokes.

382
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,920
May I give you a hand... Granny?

383
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,600
I'm old, Will, not incapable.

384
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,679
SHE GROANS

385
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,440
SHE SIGHS

386
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,680
OK.

387
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,359
Oh, dear me.

388
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,959
So, Nigella, just a
few more artefacts

389
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,719
<font color="

390
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,359
Absolutely.

391
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,000
Nigella!

392
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,320
Nigella, do you know this woman?

393
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,759
Well, I'll, er... I'll grant
she has excellent dress sense,

394
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,959
but I've no idea who she is.

395
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,479
Me neither.

396
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,440
I've never seen her before...

397
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,239
<font color="

398
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,959
My mistake. I'm
terrible with faces.

399
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,959
Well, Nigella, aren't you going
to introduce me to your friend?

400
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,999
Oh. I feel faint.

401
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,639
We need smelling salts.

402
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,039
But of course.

403
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,679
Clive!

404
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,119
Oh, where is he?

405
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,400
<font color="

406
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,359
So, what's going on here?

407
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,359
It's, uh... Well,
it's complicated.

408
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,479
Where's Theo?

409
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,839
She'll be here soon.

410
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,039
Hopefully.

411
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,880
Please, we could
really use your help.

412
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,359
All clear.

413
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,400
Perfect. Thanks, Nigella.

414
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,279
<font color="

415
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,599
What's next?

416
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,000
Snail slime.

417
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,039
Did you know that snails can
sleep for up to three years?

418
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,319
HENRY AND WILL: There's no
time for that now, Theo.

419
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,399
Any progress on the cuneiform?

420
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,399
<font color="

421
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,959
Oh, dear.

422
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:07,639
It's nothing but
garbled nonsense.

423
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,159
It must be written in code.

424
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,559
Grandad really didn't
want anybody reading this.

425
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,639
OK, then, hurry up and
turn yourself back already.

426
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,719
<font color="

427
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,080
Pennywort.

428
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,079
And the cup pieces.

429
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,120
And that should be the lot.

430
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,599
Hear me, ancients.

431
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,919
GRANNY: Where on earth
can they have gone?

432
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,439
Nigella?

433
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,360
<font color="

434
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:47,719
Nigella!

435
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,919
CLEARS THROAT

436
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,159
Oh, where is everyone?

437
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:56,160
Across the sands,
thine will be undone.

438
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,999
THEY LAUGH

439
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,280
Theo?