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Jack...
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Jack...
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Gambling's got nothing
to do with making money.
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It's about winning and losing.
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Dear God, I come to you
in my hour of need,
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not as a Christian, Muslim,
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Jew or Hindu,
just me, Jack Cameron.
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I ain't given up yet,
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even though you've
ignored me for years.
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I now realize for
you to truly hear me,
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I have to fear nothing and risk
more than my job seekers allowance.
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What you betting on, horses?
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Yeah, Carlton fancies
the favorite, two-to-one.
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Two-to-one, that's a
rich man's prize isn't it?
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Today, I truly
put my faith in you.
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I'll risk the fall so I can
know how it feels to fly.
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The bet of my life.
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Don't chase the big wins like
the rest of the loser's in here.
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Stay sharp, bet smart.
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Fuck it, you're right.
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I have the
right to risk my own life
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if it means I have a
chance of saving it.
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I'm chasing more
than a castrated bet
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like a two-to-one favorite.
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I need more than a
stay of execution.
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I have to have the strength
to go all the way
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if I want to cut the
shackles of contentment
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and take the walk to
glory and success.
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Today, I'm finally ready
to battle through my fear
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in a place I feel closest to
you, my place of worship.
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Where I'm surrounded by my
fellow brothers of faith.
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Punters whose cries
for help are heard
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as often as the sound
of a silver ball
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spinning on the
roulette machines.
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The bookies,
where I've gone from a scared
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16-year-old boy, frightened of putting
a pound on a ten-team accumulator,
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To putting my life
on the line for the bet
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that would change my life
and make it worth living.
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If this wins, everything
I've ever done in my life
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up until this point
has become a stepping stone
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in the journey of achievement.
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Another loss,
and everything I've ever done
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has been worthless, meaningless,
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and I will disappear
from the book of life.
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Another loser from
around the way...
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You trying to
close us down again love?
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Who won't be missed.
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Good luck.
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And Rocket Fuel, the favorite,
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has made a terrible start,
he's already lost by one
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and Paradise Lost has
absolutely flown from the gate.
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He's bolting clear!
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Fucking come on Rocket Fuel.
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Fucking actual fucking
bollocks, Yiannis.
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Fucking listening
to you, that is.
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It was just a freak race.
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If they ran that race
100 times over
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our horse
would have won 99 times.
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We were just unlucky.
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No one predicted the winner
of that race, no one.
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Jack. Jack.
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You gotta be strong
to survive hell,
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and even stronger if
you wanna get out.
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There's no room for weakness
on the road to success.
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Go on, fuck off, fucking muck.
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- You fucking shit your pants.
- No, I fucking never.
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- Fucking did.
- Didn't.
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You did pants it a bit, mate.
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I didn't fucking
pants it though.
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Why didn't you Wung Fu him?
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Fuck off, Yiannis, I'll fucking
Wung Fu you, brother.
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What would your fucking old man
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would have done if it
happened to him, man?
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He'd have fucking kicked
the shit out of him.
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- Exactly.
- I know, alright. I fucking know, just leave it.
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You need to fucking
man up, man, seriously.
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Fuck off,
I've had enough of you boys.
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Leave him...
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What do you want? What?
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I'm at a friend's house, Mom.
I'm not at the fucking bookies,
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I told you I'm at
a friend's house.
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Mom, I've told you
a thousand times
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I don't want to go to
work with me dad, do I?
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I don't wanna work in a stinky fucking
fish and chip shop, do I? Fuck that.
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Okay, so I won't ask you for
a penny from now on then, aye?
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Alright then,
I tell you what then
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you can stuff your fucking
money you selfish bitch.
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Ian's at that strange age
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when you're suddenly
expected to grow up
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and become the man
your father is.
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But Ian ain't ready
to grow up just yet.
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Jack, Jack, where
did your horse come?
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Fuck knows.
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Well, you gonna
fucking check it?
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Or give me the name
and I'll check it for you.
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Yeah.
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What you, you won?
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He didn't win a penny.
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Was it, Jack,
was that your horse,
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Paradise Lost nine-to-one?
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Yeah.
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One down two to go, boys.
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Jack, you're gonna sort me out
if it comes off wouldn't you?
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Course I will.
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How much you gonna
give me if it comes off?
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I dunno 20 grand?
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But I'd force you
to enroll in some
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kind of college course
or something.
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I wouldn't just
give you the cash
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'cause I know what
you'd do with it.
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Yeah, man, I'd sort you out.
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Guess who, bitches?
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Yes, Paul,
what's happening, mate?
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Last Friday of the
month already, pal?
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Your face.
Who done that to you?
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Well, someone needs to
get fucked up don't they?
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I'm up for a fight.
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I mean, I haven't had
a fight for 17 years
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but for you, Jack,
I'd come out of retirement.
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That wasn't you,
you little shit, was it?
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How you doing, brother?
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- Alright, yeah.
- Yeah, good.
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I had a crash this morning
didn't I, just outside.
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Yeah, if he didn't
hit the lamp post,
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he would have driven
straight through the window
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- and probably killed us all.
- Oh, don't tell me.
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You was rushing to put
on a bet weren't you?
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Hey, hey, what was
it a hot tip, was it?
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Yeah, yeah, something
like that, Paul, yeah.
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You maniac.
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Hey, mate, heard about
your cousin Chris, yeah.
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Very sorry to hear that
he was a lovely bloke,
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he was a top man,
and I know you two was close.
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Yeah, yeah, we weren't
that close at the time,
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but, yeah, we were close
as kids, you know what I mean.
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Oh, sure, sure,
it couldn't have been
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that much of a
shock really was it?
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What with him being
so fat and everything.
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You can't say that shit, man.
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Well, hopefully you'll last a bit
longer than you did last month, Paul.
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You were in and out
of here within an hour.
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Yeah, well,
none of us can buy back
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our past can we Yiannis, hey?
Good to see you.
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How's the life of contentment
been treating you?
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Phyllis, can you make
me a lovely steaming hot
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cup of coffee please,
love, yeah?
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Likely need lots of caffeine.
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And stick some sugars
in it, five sugars, yeah.
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We ain't got any sugar.
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Got some of this sweetener,
tastes just like sugar.
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Do you want a few drops of that?
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Are you on fucking
crack or something?
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Sugar substitute
got aspartame in it
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and anyone who knows anything, knows
aspartame gives you brain tumors.
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I mean, it ain't bad
enough they wanna
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take all our money
but her, this one,
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she's trying to fry my
fucking brain, as well.
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Oh, sod off, it ain't that bad.
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And, anyway, I don't want any
distractions around me, alright?
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I'm on a diet.
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Oh, I didn't realize
you was on a diet,
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oh, you're on a diet
sorry about that.
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Well, I'm not you fat cunt,
so put some sugar in me coffee.
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Alright, lads, so I tell you
what I'm buzzing you, Yiannis.
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I'm a bit buzzing 'cause
I had a very good month.
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I don't like to boast
but I'm gonna, right.
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I've sold five houses,
four flats,
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a bungalow to some sweet
little gray haired old lady.
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She's looking
for the downstairs,
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she's looking for the upstairs,
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there ain't one it's
a fucking bungalow.
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I've got 1,500 pound
in my pocket,
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which I'm telling you,
right now, I'm gonna stick
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a couple of zero's
on the end of that
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by closing time
tonight 'cause me,
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I'm ready to fucking gamble.
Let's get ready to gamble!
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Yes! So, who else has done what?
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Come on, who's done their balls,
who's made a bit of money?
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Well, Jack, took a bit
out of the roulette
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and stuck it on a
treble didn't he?
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You stuck it on a treble?
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Yeah, but listen, if all
three horses come in...
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- Yeah? - ...half a
million quid over it.
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His first horse just
fucking come in...
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Your first horse has...
So what that's why
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you wanna stick it on
a single then isn't it?
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Because horse trebles
never come in.
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You never know, Paul.
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Mate, it ain't ever
coming in, you know that.
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Come on, who else has done what?
What have you done?
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I could never have a job.
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Never work for a wage
and have a boss.
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It's the breeding
ground of contempt,
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and the steady process
of ending dreams
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and settling for a life
of watching the pennies.
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Marrying the first girl
you meet, getting fat,
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having kids,
watching your wife get fat,
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raising your kids
'til they get a job
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and meet a girl, get married,
get fat and have more kids.
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It's the wage slave
circle of life.
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♪ In constant sorrow
all through his days ♪
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♪ I am a man
of constant sorrow ♪
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♪ I've seen trouble
all my days ♪
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Yeah, alright?
Yeah, I've dug the foundation.
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Yeah, it was two hours,
like I said.
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Well, how far away are you?
I need my wages ASAP.
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Don't suppose you could give me a lift up
the high street? I'm running really late.
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I'm sorry mate,
it's a two seater.
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♪ I am a man
of constant sorrow ♪
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♪ I've seen trouble
all my days ♪
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♪ I bid farewell
to old Kentucky ♪
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♪ The place where
I was born and raised ♪
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♪ The place where he
was born and raised ♪
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♪ In constant sorrow ♪
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And they're racing.
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And Heart Attack is
off to a good start
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and God Loves A Grafter
has failed
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to come out of the stalls,
he's refused to race.
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The chief threat to the favorite
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is not taking part,
and Heart Attack
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now has an uncontested lead,
with May's Boy Macy in second...
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Chris's death hurt me.
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Not because we were close, I
couldn't stand the fat wanker.
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It's just fucked up how insignificant
a loser's life can be.
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Excuse me, sir,
I've a laptop out the back.
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Would you be interested
in buying it off me?
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I'm losing my money my
brother, leave me alone, man.
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Excuse me, sir,
brother I tell you
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I've a brand new
laptop out the back
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and I'm selling it cheap,
would you be interested in it?
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Bugger off.
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Excuse me, I've a
laptop out the back
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if you'd be interested
in buying it off me.
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- Are you sure now?
- I'm more than sure.
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Brand new, top of the range,
you know...
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Sorry, man,
I don't want one of them.
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Any youse gentlemen
interested in buying a laptop?
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Brand new, laptop bag for it,
the whole lot.
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No thanks, mate.
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For how much?
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00:12:37,371 --> 00:12:42,292
3.5 G hertz processor,
16 gigabyte ram,
242
00:12:42,327 --> 00:12:45,996
one terabyte solid state drive,
that's 3,000 pounds in any
243
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:48,648
of the high streets you go to.
244
00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:53,504
Now she's top of
the range quad core.
245
00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:55,339
Give me 150 pound for it
and it's yours.
246
00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:57,091
So it works properly
an all that, does it?
247
00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,793
Of course it works,
she's brand new,
248
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:02,179
look, she's top of the range.
249
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:04,397
I give you 50 quid, yeah?
250
00:13:05,733 --> 00:13:07,834
Let's meet in
the middle shall we?
251
00:13:07,869 --> 00:13:11,305
100 pound and I can't
go a penny less.
252
00:13:11,339 --> 00:13:15,609
Okay, mate, 100 quid, and
it better not fucking break...
253
00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:17,838
- What the fuck you think you're doing?
- Come here to me, fella...
254
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,340
100 pound's not enough,
250 at the very least.
255
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:21,691
Jesus, Mary and fucking Joseph,
pal, it's a brand new laptop.
256
00:13:21,715 --> 00:13:22,482
Hang on a second, mate.
257
00:13:22,516 --> 00:13:23,760
Your mate just said
100 quid for it, right?
258
00:13:23,784 --> 00:13:25,802
A deal's a deal at the
end of the day, mate.
259
00:13:25,837 --> 00:13:28,071
So, I mean, you can't go
back on the deal now, bruv.
260
00:13:28,105 --> 00:13:29,490
100 pound or nothing.
261
00:13:29,524 --> 00:13:32,142
Mick, I'm out there telling
the man 100 pound.
262
00:13:32,176 --> 00:13:34,878
A deal is a deal, you should
have said something earlier on.
263
00:13:34,912 --> 00:13:38,182
We're dealing with
savvy negotiators here.
264
00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:39,916
I can see that, man.
265
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,968
Go on, you got yourself
a deal, 100 pound.
266
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:44,238
Sweet as a nut, brother.
267
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,119
Look you're leaving me
with a fucking fiver.
268
00:13:49,143 --> 00:13:51,411
God bless you, God bless you.
269
00:13:51,445 --> 00:13:54,147
I tell you what,
sorry about my friend, Mick.
270
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,143
But you got yourself a good
old deal there, 100 pound.
271
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,202
Credit to you, credit to you.
272
00:13:58,236 --> 00:14:01,121
Anyway look I better be off before
you hustle the shirt of me back.
273
00:14:01,155 --> 00:14:03,206
Cheers for that, mate.
274
00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:05,842
Cheers, mate.
275
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,388
Glad we're alone
actually, Yian, man,
276
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,490
I gotta ask you for something.
277
00:14:20,508 --> 00:14:21,491
I wish I could, mate, I'm skint.
278
00:14:21,526 --> 00:14:24,627
No, no, it's not money,
mate, I make my own money.
279
00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,330
What do you want from me then?
280
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,982
Well, look, I know you
know a lot of people,
281
00:14:29,016 --> 00:14:30,544
some nicer than the
others and I was wondering
282
00:14:30,568 --> 00:14:33,786
if you could introduce me to some of
the others, if you know what I mean.
283
00:14:33,821 --> 00:14:36,857
Sorry, mate,
you completely lost me...
284
00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:41,794
- I need to buy a gun.
- What?
285
00:14:41,829 --> 00:14:43,847
Gun.
286
00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:46,466
I want to feel the
preciousness of life and death
287
00:14:46,501 --> 00:14:48,802
at the end of my index finger.
288
00:14:48,836 --> 00:14:51,138
Hold my fate in my hand.
289
00:14:52,457 --> 00:14:54,924
Yiannis knows everyone
from round here,
290
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:58,628
from the road sweepers to
the people with a few quid.
291
00:14:58,662 --> 00:15:00,080
If anyone is going
to have a link
292
00:15:00,114 --> 00:15:02,866
to a local arms dealer,
it'd be him.
293
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,684
Yiannis is a busy body
who gambles out
294
00:15:04,719 --> 00:15:06,803
of boredom and
escape from his life
295
00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:09,773
after his clothes factory went
bankrupt in the recession.
296
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:12,726
He spends his days hiding
from his miserable wife
297
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,778
who thinks he's out
searching for work,
298
00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:17,630
when in reality, all he does
is give Ian bad advice,
299
00:15:17,665 --> 00:15:20,284
bet like a feminine
prostitute on her period
300
00:15:20,318 --> 00:15:23,637
and get on my nerves
in the process.
301
00:15:23,671 --> 00:15:25,238
Try and learn something here.
302
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,140
Don't be like the rest
of the mugs in here.
303
00:15:27,175 --> 00:15:31,745
- Always check the form.
- What at 12:40?
304
00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:34,698
You're too late, man,
look they're nearly all in.
305
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:36,066
Fuck.
306
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,685
Now as harmless
and content as Yiannis may be,
307
00:15:38,719 --> 00:15:43,423
he loves nothing more than a
bit of bullshit, a tall tale.
308
00:15:43,457 --> 00:15:46,993
He lives for that moment when he's got
someone's attention, usually Ian's,
309
00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:49,979
and if he's not stopped,
could waffle on for hours
310
00:15:50,014 --> 00:15:52,616
given the opportunity
to take center stage.
311
00:15:52,650 --> 00:15:55,686
And if one lie is enough
to question all truths,
312
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,705
the thousands of lies he
has told me over the years
313
00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:01,308
leaves me in no doubt
that it's bullshit,
314
00:16:01,342 --> 00:16:06,313
even when some of
it might be true.
315
00:16:06,347 --> 00:16:11,151
I know someone,
some Albanian geezer.
316
00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:15,071
Pipi, one word.
317
00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:17,623
I've heard he plays cards
down the Shooters Club.
318
00:16:17,658 --> 00:16:20,810
Oh, Yian, don't start
with all that bullshit.
319
00:16:20,845 --> 00:16:24,380
Bektash and all the drug
mafioso's and all that.
320
00:16:24,415 --> 00:16:28,802
Do you want my help or you
gonna carry on taking the piss?
321
00:16:28,853 --> 00:16:29,986
You might even know him.
322
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,655
Little guy, big head?
323
00:16:31,689 --> 00:16:34,458
Always doing his football
bets on Saturday morning?
324
00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:37,727
No 'cause I have a sleep in
on Saturday morning don't I?
325
00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:40,029
Oh, yeah, lazy.
326
00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:42,949
Well, give me his number
and I'll be grateful, Yiannis,
327
00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:44,868
I mean, I'll give
you a nice drink.
328
00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:47,304
No, I don't want a drink.
329
00:16:47,338 --> 00:16:50,523
I just don't want any of
this coming back to me okay?
330
00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:52,075
I'll tell you what Yian.
331
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,593
It won't get back
to you alright,
332
00:16:53,628 --> 00:16:56,512
I'll go on the meet and
that I'll sort it all out,
333
00:16:56,547 --> 00:16:59,833
and I'll give you
a nice drink anyway.
334
00:16:59,867 --> 00:17:02,836
But I won't have to mention
your name, alright?
335
00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:04,787
I'll see what I can do.
336
00:17:04,822 --> 00:17:06,400
What do you mean
you'll see what you can do?
337
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:07,967
You've got the number
on your phone ain't you?
338
00:17:07,991 --> 00:17:09,843
Just give me the number
I'll sort it...
339
00:17:11,462 --> 00:17:14,597
Those fucking pikey,
fucking cunts!
340
00:17:14,631 --> 00:17:16,883
It's your own fault,
I did try and warn you.
341
00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:18,435
Here what, right.
342
00:17:18,469 --> 00:17:20,520
If I ever see that
fucking gypo cunt again...
343
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,938
Yeah?
344
00:17:21,972 --> 00:17:24,240
If you ever see those
gypos again, you'll what?
345
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:26,586
What do you mean what? I'll fucking
kick his fucking head in, bro.
346
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,945
Yeah, right, son,
he would have mullered you.
347
00:17:28,979 --> 00:17:31,013
I can fight, Yiannis,
looks can be deceiving, bro.
348
00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:32,515
You can't fight
you're too small.
349
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:35,362
I might be fucking small, but I'm fucking
quick, bruv, do you know what I mean?
350
00:17:35,386 --> 00:17:40,139
- You can't fight.
- Oi, don't forget I'm trained, bruv.
351
00:17:40,174 --> 00:17:44,327
I've been doing Wung CHUN since
I was six years old, brother.
352
00:17:44,362 --> 00:17:46,779
Honestly, I have,
me dad taught me, mate.
353
00:17:46,814 --> 00:17:48,809
Didn't know I was a fucking
martial artist, did he?
354
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,300
You're brilliant, Ian.
355
00:17:51,335 --> 00:17:53,920
- What is funny, aye?
- So you're old man's a Kung Fu master?
356
00:17:53,954 --> 00:17:57,924
- I had no idea.
- Yeah, he's a fucking Sifu, bruv.
357
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,076
Ain't that a
little Japanese dog?
358
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:02,295
No, it's a martial arts
grand master, mate.
359
00:18:02,329 --> 00:18:03,597
No, I'm sure it's a little dog.
360
00:18:03,631 --> 00:18:06,076
I was gonna get one for Angelica
only the missus had a shit fit.
361
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,302
You're talking about a fucking
Shih Tzu, you fucking idiot.
362
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,754
Alright, show us a move.
363
00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:14,724
I don't wanna fucking hurt
his brittle old bones, do I?
364
00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,410
Go on, show us a move.
365
00:18:16,444 --> 00:18:17,788
Bruce Lee managed to
give demonstrations
366
00:18:17,812 --> 00:18:21,648
without hurting anybody so I'm sure
you'll be alright, son of Shih Tzu.
367
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:23,783
Alright then, fuck you.
368
00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:27,170
Let me just...
369
00:18:31,692 --> 00:18:34,260
Alright, throw a punch.
370
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:38,498
- You sure?
- Go on, fucking do it.
371
00:18:42,036 --> 00:18:44,587
Go on then, bruv,
fucking throw a punch.
372
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:47,273
What are you doing, you fucking,
little Greek cunt?
373
00:18:47,308 --> 00:18:48,208
You told me to.
374
00:18:48,242 --> 00:18:49,486
Yeah, but you could have fucking
375
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,944
waited 'til I was ready,
you fucking Greek prick.
376
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:55,139
I'm fucking going in, before I fucking end
up hurting you by accident, you cunt.
377
00:18:58,235 --> 00:19:00,620
Look at, him he's flying,
it's like he's got wings.
378
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:05,124
He's a Pegasus, he's beautiful,
look at him... Oh, come on.
379
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,861
You should of just paid
a single like I told you.
380
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,580
But, no, as always
you have to get
381
00:19:10,614 --> 00:19:13,532
too greedy for your own good.
382
00:19:13,567 --> 00:19:17,036
You gonna give me this... the
number of this bloke, or what?
383
00:19:17,071 --> 00:19:20,273
You don't need to worry about making
a couple of hundred quid from that.
384
00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:23,226
You think you're gonna make
half a million quid.
385
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:26,063
- Well, until then.
- Come on!
386
00:19:26,097 --> 00:19:28,297
My, oh my, oh my.
387
00:19:28,332 --> 00:19:31,968
Go on, call him, I'm curious
to see what sort of world
388
00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:34,287
my daughter's
really growing up in.
389
00:19:34,321 --> 00:19:36,506
So can I borrow the phone?
390
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,541
What's wrong with your phone?
391
00:19:38,575 --> 00:19:40,226
I've got no credit,
I'm on Pay As You Go.
392
00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:44,164
A man making 250 quid bets
393
00:19:44,198 --> 00:19:47,083
should at least have a little
bit of credit on his phone.
394
00:19:47,117 --> 00:19:49,752
Fucking idiot, go on, call him.
395
00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:54,291
250 quid bet,
1,400-to-one shots,
396
00:19:54,325 --> 00:19:56,692
I've never seen anything
like it in my life.
397
00:19:56,727 --> 00:19:58,077
It's a novelty bet at the most...
398
00:19:58,112 --> 00:20:00,363
It's ringing.
399
00:20:16,964 --> 00:20:19,165
Answer the fucking phone.
400
00:20:19,199 --> 00:20:21,952
I'm trying to concentrate here.
401
00:21:04,645 --> 00:21:08,281
Stay a bit longer, Bektash,
please don't go.
402
00:21:08,315 --> 00:21:10,917
You have already paid
my wife's new kitchen.
403
00:21:10,951 --> 00:21:13,285
Let me lose a
little back to you.
404
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,590
I'm starting to feel guilty.
405
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:20,877
- Answer the fucking phone!
- Okay, man.
406
00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:27,383
Who's this?
Where you get my number from?
407
00:21:27,418 --> 00:21:30,586
Yiannis, I don't know
any Yiannis.
408
00:21:30,621 --> 00:21:33,406
Who the fuck is Yiannis?
409
00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:37,510
Oh, okay, okay, Greek Yiannis
who owned the clothes factory.
410
00:21:37,544 --> 00:21:39,362
Tell him he's a...
411
00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:42,065
Why he not phone me,
do introduction first?
412
00:22:13,798 --> 00:22:17,967
Okay, fuck it,
business is business, I suppose.
413
00:22:18,002 --> 00:22:22,154
We are in recession,
I'll take a risk on you.
414
00:22:22,189 --> 00:22:25,742
How much money
do you wanna spend?
415
00:22:25,776 --> 00:22:30,429
150 pound, so you wanna
buy a replica version?
416
00:22:30,464 --> 00:22:35,485
Okay, no problem, you come talk
to me, we sort something out.
417
00:22:37,337 --> 00:22:40,640
You know the Shooters Club?
418
00:22:40,674 --> 00:22:42,409
Shooters Club, yeah?
419
00:22:43,543 --> 00:22:45,962
I'm just about
two minutes from there.
420
00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:50,600
Yeah, just in the bookies
there, on the parade.
421
00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:53,002
How long should I be, mate?
422
00:22:54,204 --> 00:22:55,565
Oh, you're,
you're coming here, yeah?
423
00:22:55,589 --> 00:22:58,507
- No, no, no.
- Put your football bets on.
424
00:23:01,462 --> 00:23:03,079
Not here, not here.
425
00:23:03,113 --> 00:23:04,547
Alright, mate.
426
00:23:09,152 --> 00:23:11,570
Yeah.
427
00:23:11,605 --> 00:23:13,873
I'm with Yiannis,
so you'll, you'll...
428
00:23:13,907 --> 00:23:16,942
- No.
- You'll recognize Yiannis.
429
00:23:18,746 --> 00:23:20,696
Alright, how long, mate?
430
00:23:21,998 --> 00:23:26,052
Alright, I see you
in a minute, bruv, yeah? Bye.
431
00:23:26,086 --> 00:23:27,420
He's coming here?
432
00:23:27,454 --> 00:23:28,699
You shouldn't have
told him to come here.
433
00:23:28,723 --> 00:23:32,241
What did I tell you?
Don't shit where you eat.
434
00:23:37,364 --> 00:23:38,715
I told you.
435
00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:42,401
I'm fucking a shark.
436
00:23:42,436 --> 00:23:44,937
I should be on television,
437
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,206
Bektash.
438
00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:57,733
Deal the fucking cards.
439
00:23:58,835 --> 00:24:02,238
Sorry, boys, I have to go,
some business.
440
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,941
Drugs?
441
00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:10,163
No, Bektash,
I'm not a drug dealer.
442
00:24:10,197 --> 00:24:13,883
But if I was,
or ever decide to do drugs,
443
00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:17,203
I'll come to you first
out of respect.
444
00:24:23,577 --> 00:24:25,394
Hi, mate, any luck?
445
00:24:29,499 --> 00:24:33,970
Oh, look, 33. Put 33, mate.
446
00:24:34,004 --> 00:24:36,772
Look at Ian,
he can't help himself can he?
447
00:24:36,807 --> 00:24:38,041
Oh, shit.
448
00:24:39,927 --> 00:24:41,460
Do you know who that is?
449
00:24:41,494 --> 00:24:45,298
Who the bloke Ian's bothering?
No, who is he?
450
00:24:45,332 --> 00:24:47,199
You know when you told Ian
451
00:24:47,234 --> 00:24:51,087
that he's gonna fuck with the wrong
bloke's game one of these days?
452
00:24:52,473 --> 00:24:53,906
Raise 2,000.
453
00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:09,022
I think I fold, too,
this seems personal.
454
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:15,028
Big boy bet from Big Bektash.
455
00:25:15,579 --> 00:25:19,365
He's on tilt, I call.
456
00:25:19,399 --> 00:25:25,921
I'm going, boys, good luck, yeah?
Lucas, good to see you.
457
00:25:27,992 --> 00:25:29,842
Ozan, see you later.
458
00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:34,647
Oh, no, I told you.
459
00:25:34,681 --> 00:25:36,899
I told you, listen to me.
460
00:25:36,934 --> 00:25:41,470
Oh, my God, I know what I'm
talking about, mate, honestly.
461
00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:44,691
It doesn't make a difference,
let the man play his game.
462
00:25:44,725 --> 00:25:47,993
Yes, Yian,
but I told him put 33.
463
00:25:48,028 --> 00:25:51,948
Look at the previous spins,
man, fucking obvious.
464
00:25:51,982 --> 00:25:56,302
It's just a matter of luck
though, really, isn't it?
465
00:26:05,129 --> 00:26:08,798
What do you want
to do Bektash, raise?
466
00:26:08,832 --> 00:26:15,755
Yes, Ozan, I raise your flush with
two pair Ace, and King kicker.
467
00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:18,558
3,000.
468
00:26:19,426 --> 00:26:22,294
Call.
469
00:26:41,314 --> 00:26:44,717
- Don't you know who that is?
- Who?
470
00:26:44,752 --> 00:26:48,187
That's Holt,
Richard fucking Holt.
471
00:26:48,221 --> 00:26:49,872
You never heard of him?
472
00:26:49,906 --> 00:26:51,107
Name rings a bell.
473
00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:52,992
He's a big time coke dealer.
474
00:26:53,026 --> 00:26:54,444
Cocaine?
475
00:26:54,478 --> 00:26:55,945
No fizzy drinks.
476
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:59,548
- What do you mean... aye?
- Yes, Ian, cocaine.
477
00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:01,617
He's supposed to be a
right dangerous fucker.
478
00:27:01,652 --> 00:27:03,719
In and out of prison
and you're telling him off
479
00:27:03,753 --> 00:27:06,172
for not listening to your
stupid betting theories.
480
00:27:06,206 --> 00:27:07,823
He don't look that hard.
481
00:27:07,857 --> 00:27:09,591
Billy the Mechanic
told me a crazy story...
482
00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:12,127
Oh, a story by
Billy the Bullshitter?
483
00:27:12,162 --> 00:27:14,230
Can't wait to hear this one.
484
00:27:14,264 --> 00:27:16,833
Bill's alright,
what's your problem with Billy?
485
00:27:16,867 --> 00:27:20,236
Nothing, just can't believe a word that
comes out of his mouth, that's all.
486
00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:22,622
Shut up a minute, Jack,
I really want to hear this.
487
00:27:22,656 --> 00:27:25,118
Why is it always you that hears
all these colorful stories, Yian?
488
00:27:25,142 --> 00:27:27,793
Like, last week it was
the story about fat Bektash
489
00:27:27,827 --> 00:27:30,529
that comes in here and bets
on the Turkish football.
490
00:27:30,564 --> 00:27:33,849
Now don't fuck with
Bektash and his crew.
491
00:27:33,884 --> 00:27:37,503
They ain't no joke,
they're the real deal, mate.
492
00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:55,371
What we are going to do now with
the unfortunate Ozan's money? Huh?
493
00:27:55,406 --> 00:28:01,561
It wouldn't be fair for you to take the
pot just because you killed a gentleman.
494
00:28:01,595 --> 00:28:05,247
No...
No.
495
00:28:06,083 --> 00:28:09,351
This is not the Wild West.
496
00:28:09,386 --> 00:28:13,106
The game, it's the game.
497
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:20,079
And we have to protect the
game's integrity at all cost.
498
00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:23,132
Ozan won this pot,
fair and square.
499
00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:26,719
Make sure his family
get the money.
500
00:28:28,305 --> 00:28:31,256
His son just passed
his driving test.
501
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:36,862
This money can pay for
his first car, huh.
502
00:28:45,722 --> 00:28:48,023
Who's laughing now, huh?
503
00:29:05,025 --> 00:29:07,493
Come on, Phyllis, I've grown a
beard by the time you're ready.
504
00:29:07,527 --> 00:29:10,996
I've only got one pair of hands, can't
do two things at once, you know.
505
00:29:11,031 --> 00:29:13,032
That's 250 pound, please, love.
506
00:29:13,066 --> 00:29:14,177
Have you made that
coffee for me yet?
507
00:29:14,201 --> 00:29:16,345
Um, yeah, I'll bring it over
to you when it's ready, okay.
508
00:29:16,369 --> 00:29:18,320
Did you want sweetener
in that or not?
509
00:29:18,372 --> 00:29:20,339
Yeah, go on then
if that's all you got.
510
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,142
So they pull up at
the traffic lights,
511
00:29:24,177 --> 00:29:26,195
eyes still glued to
the rear view mirror
512
00:29:26,229 --> 00:29:28,948
and pondering their next
move waiting for Dexter
513
00:29:28,982 --> 00:29:34,753
to give them an order when out of
nowhere... Bang-bang, bang-bang.
514
00:29:34,788 --> 00:29:40,326
Holt and his associate have made
off in a Land Rover full of coke.
515
00:29:40,427 --> 00:29:41,794
That's a sick move.
516
00:29:41,828 --> 00:29:44,514
That has got to be
the one of the biggest
517
00:29:44,548 --> 00:29:47,933
load of bullshit
I've heard in my entire life.
518
00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:49,985
Him, fuck off.
519
00:29:50,019 --> 00:29:52,221
Sounds like the plot
of a shit film.
520
00:29:52,255 --> 00:29:55,023
Oh, shit, I think he heard us.
521
00:29:55,058 --> 00:29:56,558
Shit, what should we do?
522
00:29:56,593 --> 00:29:58,811
You lot are such pussies, man.
523
00:29:58,846 --> 00:30:00,122
Ian, your old man
would be ashamed of you.
524
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:03,115
What's he gonna do, kill us here,
in the bookies, in broad daylight?
525
00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:04,927
No, there are too many
witnesses here for that.
526
00:30:04,951 --> 00:30:06,736
Look, just get ready
to run if we have to.
527
00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:09,622
Fuck that, I ain't running from him.
I ain't scared of him.
528
00:30:09,656 --> 00:30:10,933
I'm only joking, anyway.
Fucking...
529
00:30:10,957 --> 00:30:12,908
- You're scared of him.
- No, I'm not.
530
00:30:12,910 --> 00:30:14,153
You are,
you're scared of a bloke
531
00:30:14,177 --> 00:30:15,712
in a fucking pink shirt,
just admit it.
532
00:30:15,746 --> 00:30:17,446
I ain't scared of him,
I told you.
533
00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:19,258
If he asked you to give him a blowjob, you
probably would out of fear, wouldn't you?
534
00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:21,444
Yeah, I would, and I'd bite
his fucking cock off and all.
535
00:30:21,468 --> 00:30:24,286
So you're agreed, yeah, you'd
put his cock in your mouth?
536
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,855
- No.
- What about up your bum?
537
00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:28,000
- No.
- Would you let him take your anal virginity, as well?
538
00:30:28,024 --> 00:30:31,961
Shut up, Jack,
he's fucking coming over.
539
00:30:31,995 --> 00:30:33,479
Let me do the talking.
540
00:30:33,513 --> 00:30:35,614
What's that, Ian,
you're already an anal veteran?
541
00:30:35,648 --> 00:30:36,865
- Yeah?
- Just shut up.
542
00:30:51,131 --> 00:30:52,197
I'm sorry.
543
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:57,687
I'm sorry if I came across as...
544
00:30:57,721 --> 00:31:01,607
stubborn and uncooperative
towards you, son.
545
00:31:01,641 --> 00:31:03,826
You were clearly right and I
should have listened to you.
546
00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:06,295
Unfortunately, it's a
defensive mechanism
547
00:31:06,329 --> 00:31:09,232
that I've developed
over the years due to
548
00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:14,437
too much interaction with the lowlifes
and scoundrels of this world.
549
00:31:14,471 --> 00:31:18,074
Mate, that's... No, sir,
it's no worries, honestly,
550
00:31:18,108 --> 00:31:19,252
I was just trying
to help you out.
551
00:31:19,276 --> 00:31:21,560
Clearly seem to know
what you're doing,
552
00:31:21,594 --> 00:31:23,646
and when it comes to
anything computerized
553
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,049
I'm a bit of a technophobe,
unfortunately.
554
00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:29,768
Do you know Zack Anderson?
555
00:31:29,803 --> 00:31:32,321
Tall bloke,
well dressed, 30 odd.
556
00:31:32,356 --> 00:31:36,358
You don't mean Zack the barber who's got a
little barber shop on Church Street, do you?
557
00:31:36,393 --> 00:31:42,748
No, but I know who you mean,
nice bloke, lovely skin.
558
00:31:42,766 --> 00:31:45,367
Yeah, Zack's a diamond
he is, yeah.
559
00:31:45,402 --> 00:31:49,221
No, this Zack Anderson's a police
officer, a marksman, actually.
560
00:31:49,273 --> 00:31:52,291
- What, killing criminals?
- Well, yeah.
561
00:31:52,325 --> 00:31:54,877
I see,
what a job that would be, man.
562
00:31:54,911 --> 00:31:56,428
I'd love to do a job like
that...
563
00:31:56,462 --> 00:31:58,797
Part of a fucking
SWAT team or something.
564
00:31:58,832 --> 00:32:00,850
- Do you know what I mean?
- What you?
565
00:32:00,884 --> 00:32:04,119
Fuck off, you ain't got the bollocks
to shoot someone in between the eyes.
566
00:32:04,154 --> 00:32:05,454
No, I could.
567
00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:08,100
Just 'cause you ain't got the balls
to kill someone don't mean I ain't.
568
00:32:08,124 --> 00:32:10,293
I would, I'd kill someone,
569
00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:12,111
but it'd have to be
for a reason.
570
00:32:12,145 --> 00:32:15,114
Well, everyone can kill
for a reason, can't they?
571
00:32:15,148 --> 00:32:17,449
But would you kill for
35K a year, six days a week?
572
00:32:17,483 --> 00:32:20,970
- But what does that work out to be a week though?
- Fuck knows?
573
00:32:21,004 --> 00:32:23,723
About two grand a month after
tax and national insurance.
574
00:32:23,757 --> 00:32:25,407
Well, what's that 500 a week?
575
00:32:25,442 --> 00:32:28,945
Fuck that, I could earn that
in a good afternoon in here.
576
00:32:28,979 --> 00:32:33,582
No, if they wanted me to kill criminals
they'd have to give me at least double that.
577
00:32:33,617 --> 00:32:36,435
Zack's a very
good friend of mine.
578
00:32:36,469 --> 00:32:40,556
He recently won 5,000 pounds,
machines like this.
579
00:32:40,590 --> 00:32:43,308
In fact, yeah...
580
00:32:44,777 --> 00:32:49,348
he won it in this very
bookies, a few weeks back.
581
00:32:49,383 --> 00:32:52,335
So, I'm in bed, right, I get
up one morning and I think,
582
00:32:52,369 --> 00:32:56,555
Richard, get with the times,
man.
583
00:32:56,589 --> 00:33:01,326
So here I am, delving into the
computerized world of gambling,
584
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,229
without a fucking clue
what I'm doing, mind you.
585
00:33:06,382 --> 00:33:11,670
But, fortunately, I have young Ian
here to help me, haven't I, Ian?
586
00:33:11,704 --> 00:33:15,191
I've seen people lose everything
to these digital demons.
587
00:33:15,225 --> 00:33:17,009
Do you know Tony Costa?
588
00:33:17,043 --> 00:33:19,245
He had a little
pita bread factory
589
00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:21,463
on the industrial estate
just off the Gold Road.
590
00:33:21,497 --> 00:33:25,367
- Tall skinny bloke?
- No, short and fat.
591
00:33:25,401 --> 00:33:30,589
He lost his business, his home
and eventually his family.
592
00:33:31,057 --> 00:33:33,192
His family?
593
00:33:33,226 --> 00:33:35,444
His wife ran off with
the next door neighbor,
594
00:33:35,478 --> 00:33:38,748
some Polish bloke,
Viktor, with a K.
595
00:33:40,033 --> 00:33:41,600
What happened to your face?
596
00:33:41,634 --> 00:33:44,203
What are you a boxer
or something?
597
00:33:44,237 --> 00:33:47,857
Nah, I had a car
accident earlier on.
598
00:33:47,891 --> 00:33:50,592
Black '94 three series BMW
wrapped around that lamppost?
599
00:33:50,626 --> 00:33:56,281
Shame, real shame,
I had the same car mid '90s.
600
00:33:56,316 --> 00:34:02,705
Beautiful it was, sleek, smooth...
Oh, and that smell of leather.
601
00:34:03,023 --> 00:34:06,175
I can still...
still smell it now.
602
00:34:07,994 --> 00:34:11,947
Pre air bag, unfortunately,
for your nose.
603
00:34:13,349 --> 00:34:15,751
You need to get that done.
604
00:34:16,836 --> 00:34:19,205
Kitten ran out in
the middle of the road,
605
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:20,839
and I swerved to avoid it.
606
00:34:20,874 --> 00:34:24,493
A kitten, that's the first
I ever heard about a kitten.
607
00:34:24,527 --> 00:34:27,479
Yeah, I knew you lot
would take the piss.
608
00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,424
No, no, nothing
to take the piss about there,
609
00:34:29,448 --> 00:34:31,233
you did the right thing,
my friend.
610
00:34:31,518 --> 00:34:34,369
I always say swerve for
a kitten never for a dog.
611
00:34:34,404 --> 00:34:38,190
Dogs are filthy things.
I'd always swerve for a kitten.
612
00:34:38,224 --> 00:34:41,910
Anyway, gentleman,
back to the racing post.
613
00:34:43,696 --> 00:34:46,949
Everywhere I turn
I see the devil.
614
00:34:46,983 --> 00:34:51,153
If I make the choice
to be scared, I'll fear him.
615
00:34:51,187 --> 00:34:54,940
But fears a choice,
so fuck you fear.
616
00:34:57,293 --> 00:34:59,428
What's the story, Carlton?
617
00:34:59,462 --> 00:35:00,863
Good, Yiannis, what about you?
618
00:35:00,881 --> 00:35:03,498
Same shit, different smell.
619
00:35:06,586 --> 00:35:10,956
Listen, man, I never even
know that I should save.
620
00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:15,094
Every penny I earned,
I spent it.
621
00:35:15,128 --> 00:35:17,213
You know them
say save for a rainy day?
622
00:35:17,247 --> 00:35:21,517
I never think about a rainy day,
I think every day is sunshine.
623
00:35:22,852 --> 00:35:26,956
- What did you do?
- Your mom, up the back passage, Bosch.
624
00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:29,391
He's gone to me, "What you do?"
625
00:35:29,425 --> 00:35:32,044
I've gone, "Your mom, up
the back passage, Bosch."
626
00:35:32,078 --> 00:35:34,363
Brilliant!
627
00:35:34,397 --> 00:35:36,381
Oi, don't tell your old man
I said that though.
628
00:35:36,415 --> 00:35:38,243
- It was just a joke, yeah.
- Keep running it...
629
00:35:38,267 --> 00:35:40,736
So, like, it was a
couple of years ago,
630
00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:42,921
I've sold his old man a flat
down on what Ducant Road?
631
00:35:42,955 --> 00:35:45,657
- That's it.
- Yeah, investment purposes.
632
00:35:45,692 --> 00:35:47,710
This geezer, I can't
believe the size of him
633
00:35:47,744 --> 00:35:52,581
he's like six-four, 20 stone,
like thick Glaswegian accent,
634
00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:54,934
big shiny bald head,
the geezer actually goes to me,
635
00:35:54,968 --> 00:35:58,420
"I'm expecting ten grand off
the asking price now, Paul."
636
00:35:58,438 --> 00:36:00,399
He takes the piss though,
but wait if he comes down, here.
637
00:36:00,423 --> 00:36:02,241
He's one scary mother fucker
638
00:36:02,275 --> 00:36:05,093
and I'm like, "Yes, sir.
No, sir. Three bags full, sir."
639
00:36:05,127 --> 00:36:07,880
Just don't crush me with
your big hairy hands, will you?
640
00:36:07,914 --> 00:36:10,349
- Hey, what the fuck happened to you?
- What?
641
00:36:10,383 --> 00:36:12,528
Well, I mean it's a bit late
for a growth spurt, ain't it?
642
00:36:12,552 --> 00:36:14,446
I mean, you're like the size
of your old man's big toe.
643
00:36:14,470 --> 00:36:15,904
Fuck off.
644
00:36:33,289 --> 00:36:35,691
Right, two,
75 pound bets, gentleman.
645
00:36:35,725 --> 00:36:38,187
I think that's what we wanna do.
Come on, let's have some of that.
646
00:36:38,211 --> 00:36:40,713
All suggestions
gratefully accepted.
647
00:36:40,747 --> 00:36:43,399
This right.
31, 32, 33, and 34.
648
00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:45,953
Put them on, put them on, put them
on, put them on, put them on.
649
00:36:47,053 --> 00:36:48,697
Come on, this the we go,
this is the way we roll.
650
00:36:48,721 --> 00:36:51,156
- That's it.
- Come on, let's go.
651
00:36:55,361 --> 00:36:56,628
Oh, you fucking bastard.
652
00:36:56,663 --> 00:36:59,115
It don't matter, come on,
don't matter, don't matter...
653
00:36:59,149 --> 00:37:02,011
You should try spreading your bets a bit.
You know, cover a few more numbers.
654
00:37:02,035 --> 00:37:04,269
What, and sacrifice
my potential maximum win?
655
00:37:04,304 --> 00:37:06,639
- No, no, no, bet big.
- Win big.
656
00:37:06,673 --> 00:37:08,323
- Thank you.
- Re-spin it.
657
00:37:08,357 --> 00:37:09,658
Come on, then, here we go.
658
00:37:09,692 --> 00:37:12,094
Here we go, bet big,
win big, come on.
659
00:37:12,129 --> 00:37:13,795
Come on.
660
00:37:15,765 --> 00:37:19,969
Yeah, 14 red's a bastard,
it always fucks me.
661
00:37:21,370 --> 00:37:22,788
It's your race, look.
662
00:37:22,822 --> 00:37:25,557
Oh, yes, it is my race,
it's my world, it's my Gazump.
663
00:37:25,609 --> 00:37:27,525
It's my Gazump a rump...
do this...
664
00:37:29,329 --> 00:37:32,249
And there off. Oh, and
Gazump has completely missed the break,
665
00:37:32,282 --> 00:37:34,866
he's given away several
lengths to his rivals here.
666
00:37:34,901 --> 00:37:36,485
That won't be easy to make up.
667
00:37:36,519 --> 00:37:38,230
I've bet on a
fixed race look at that.
668
00:37:38,254 --> 00:37:41,991
You're right, it's a donkey.
Fucking hell, run!
669
00:37:42,025 --> 00:37:43,492
What's he doing back there?
670
00:37:43,527 --> 00:37:47,129
Mate, I've been done...
right, bollocks to it.
671
00:37:47,163 --> 00:37:48,514
There's still
four furlongs to go,
672
00:37:48,548 --> 00:37:49,958
I mean, you never know
what could still happen.
673
00:37:49,982 --> 00:37:52,117
No, it's bollocks.
I tell, you it don't matter.
674
00:37:52,151 --> 00:37:53,902
That was an appetizer,
that that was.
675
00:37:53,937 --> 00:37:54,987
Where's my coffee?
676
00:37:55,021 --> 00:37:56,388
You didn't ask me for a coffee.
677
00:37:56,422 --> 00:37:57,539
There's only one of me.
678
00:38:00,226 --> 00:38:02,394
We're still good, Paul.
Eight-to-one.
679
00:38:02,428 --> 00:38:04,746
It's too good to be true.
680
00:38:12,505 --> 00:38:13,825
You know what they say,
don't you?
681
00:38:13,857 --> 00:38:16,808
Bet big, win big, come on.
682
00:38:16,842 --> 00:38:21,230
Come on, Phil, before you
cut a fart, let's lay a bet.
683
00:38:26,802 --> 00:38:28,286
1,100, love?
684
00:38:28,321 --> 00:38:30,105
What are you, me mom?
685
00:38:30,139 --> 00:38:32,218
Yeah, 1,100, you've gotta be
in it to win, don't you?
686
00:38:32,242 --> 00:38:33,692
♪ A gambling man, man, man ♪
687
00:38:33,726 --> 00:38:34,560
♪ A gambling man, man, man ♪
688
00:38:34,594 --> 00:38:36,177
♪ A gambling man, man, man ♪
689
00:38:36,212 --> 00:38:38,513
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah,
a gambling man ♪
690
00:38:38,548 --> 00:38:39,592
Your horse come back, man,
it came third.
691
00:38:39,616 --> 00:38:41,216
Did you play it each way
or to win?
692
00:38:41,251 --> 00:38:43,602
Always play to win.
693
00:38:43,636 --> 00:38:45,314
So, it's all or nothing
on the next race then?
694
00:38:45,338 --> 00:38:47,339
No, it's just all.
695
00:38:47,373 --> 00:38:49,325
How witty, but is it?
696
00:38:52,128 --> 00:38:56,231
And they're racing, and Risk it all Paul,
has got away to An Absolute Flyer.
697
00:38:56,265 --> 00:38:58,850
- It's a good start, mate.
- It hasn't made a difference.
698
00:38:58,884 --> 00:39:00,062
It's better than a bad start
though isn't it, Yiannis?
699
00:39:00,086 --> 00:39:02,905
It's not how you start,
it's how you finish.
700
00:39:02,939 --> 00:39:04,907
Cherry Bomb and Reality Checkers
701
00:39:04,941 --> 00:39:06,535
are trying hard to
pull him back already,
702
00:39:06,559 --> 00:39:09,327
but Risk it all Paul is
showing blinding early pace
703
00:39:09,362 --> 00:39:11,613
as they go through
the early stages.
704
00:39:11,647 --> 00:39:13,459
Look at him go,
look at him go, that's the way.
705
00:39:13,483 --> 00:39:15,650
Come on, man, win.
706
00:39:15,684 --> 00:39:18,620
Hold on, baby, hold on there.
707
00:39:18,654 --> 00:39:21,539
- Go on, boy.
- He's done it, he's gonna fucking win this.
708
00:39:21,574 --> 00:39:24,659
Hold on, baby,
hold on, that's it!
709
00:39:26,345 --> 00:39:28,024
Please don't fuck me,
come on, please don't fuck me.
710
00:39:28,048 --> 00:39:29,964
Please don't fuck me, please.
711
00:39:29,999 --> 00:39:32,127
This is gonna be tight.
Risk it all Paul is wilting.
712
00:39:32,151 --> 00:39:35,020
Here's Reality Checkers.
Risk it all Paul is rallying.
713
00:39:35,055 --> 00:39:37,856
Reality Checkers
and Risk it all Paul,
714
00:39:37,890 --> 00:39:38,874
they go past the post together.
715
00:39:38,908 --> 00:39:41,543
That's really close,
it's a photo.
716
00:39:41,577 --> 00:39:44,137
Come on show the photo, what's this?
This is killing me, come on.
717
00:39:44,331 --> 00:39:45,458
Still waiting
on the photo there,
718
00:39:45,482 --> 00:39:48,233
it really is tight
and here it comes.
719
00:39:48,267 --> 00:39:50,268
Reality Checkers has won it...
720
00:39:50,303 --> 00:39:52,037
I'm off now, lads.
721
00:39:52,071 --> 00:39:55,257
You should always back it each way
when you're staking four figure sums.
722
00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:56,942
Everybody knows that.
723
00:39:56,976 --> 00:40:01,262
Either that or back the
favorite or the second favorite.
724
00:40:01,297 --> 00:40:03,598
Looked like it won to me.
725
00:40:05,635 --> 00:40:07,252
Risk it all Paul.
726
00:40:11,657 --> 00:40:13,325
Cunt.
727
00:40:13,359 --> 00:40:15,010
Unlucky son, yeah.
728
00:40:20,099 --> 00:40:23,985
What, brassick, already?
729
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:26,021
Same time next month,
Paul, yeah?
730
00:40:26,055 --> 00:40:29,507
Yeah, just you try and stop me.
731
00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:31,143
Paul works 50 hours a week
732
00:40:31,177 --> 00:40:33,545
conning the poor
into signing their lives away
733
00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:36,247
for 25 years of paying interest.
734
00:40:36,299 --> 00:40:41,352
Staining his soul for the chance of winning
in life on the last Friday of every month.
735
00:40:42,354 --> 00:40:44,506
But it's not Paul's day today,
736
00:40:44,540 --> 00:40:48,527
today's all about me,
it's my day of reckoning.
737
00:40:48,561 --> 00:40:52,847
Deep down, I was just as happy
as Yiannis that he lost.
738
00:40:52,882 --> 00:40:58,553
No one is stealing my thunder this
afternoon and certainly no wage slave.
739
00:40:58,587 --> 00:41:02,457
The only thing you can get for
150 pound is a drilled piece.
740
00:41:02,491 --> 00:41:09,164
But I only can guarantee it for one shot,
any more than that and the aim goes.
741
00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:14,420
And it's dangerous,
it can go off in your hand.
742
00:41:14,454 --> 00:41:18,606
It's a blank gun that's had the
chamber drilled and activated.
743
00:41:21,427 --> 00:41:25,180
It's what all the little rappers
buy these days.
744
00:41:25,214 --> 00:41:30,602
And 150 pound includes a nine millimeter
bullet already in the chamber.
745
00:41:30,637 --> 00:41:33,305
All you've got to do
is take the safety off,
746
00:41:33,339 --> 00:41:38,376
pull back the hammer, and boom.
747
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:43,148
- Sounds perfect.
- You got expensive ones?
748
00:41:43,183 --> 00:41:46,535
Something cool like a fucking
magnum or something like that?
749
00:41:46,569 --> 00:41:48,603
Where are they?
750
00:41:48,638 --> 00:41:51,339
They're in that case isn't it?
751
00:41:53,026 --> 00:41:56,161
- You want to buy a magnum?
- No, not...
752
00:41:56,195 --> 00:41:59,998
Well, yeah, in an ideal world
I'd like to, yeah.
753
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:04,987
- Only for customers.
- What about AK 47's?
754
00:42:05,021 --> 00:42:07,122
I heard you've got experience
handling those, too?
755
00:42:07,156 --> 00:42:10,141
And then out of nowhere,
this little Albanian appears
756
00:42:10,175 --> 00:42:11,695
in the middle of the factory
with Pipi,
757
00:42:11,727 --> 00:42:16,214
armed with a fucking AK 47,
an AK, just like in the films.
758
00:42:16,248 --> 00:42:20,886
Nah, I've never had an AK,
too big and too bulky for me.
759
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,705
I'm too short to pull off an AK.
760
00:42:23,739 --> 00:42:28,026
Magnum, definitely,
but not an AK.
761
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:32,447
Can I have your
phone number, please?
762
00:42:32,482 --> 00:42:37,735
- Why, do you want to buy?
- Well, maybe in the future.
763
00:42:37,770 --> 00:42:39,131
I got fucking knocked
for all my cash
764
00:42:39,155 --> 00:42:41,506
by a couple of fucking pikeys,
you know, earlier on.
765
00:42:41,540 --> 00:42:44,309
I would have bought one off you
straight away, mate, honestly, 100%.
766
00:42:44,343 --> 00:42:49,014
Well, maybe in the future we do
business, get my number from Yiannis.
767
00:43:09,134 --> 00:43:12,538
And maybe in the future
I show you a magnum.
768
00:43:12,572 --> 00:43:14,489
Now, I'm gonna grab
a coupon and go.
769
00:43:14,523 --> 00:43:19,761
I normally bet football online, but I've
been having problems with my net provider.
770
00:43:20,713 --> 00:43:23,248
Yiannis, good to see you.
771
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:29,855
And, my young friend, give me a call
when you're ready to buy the magnum.
772
00:43:29,889 --> 00:43:30,922
Yeah, man.
773
00:43:30,924 --> 00:43:33,658
And, Jack, remember my friend,
774
00:43:33,692 --> 00:43:37,529
it's only good for one shot,
any more than that...
775
00:43:37,563 --> 00:43:39,648
It's all I'm gonna need, mate.
776
00:43:39,682 --> 00:43:40,899
Good.
777
00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:03,388
Well, he was an
interesting fellow.
778
00:44:03,422 --> 00:44:05,724
Yeah, but he's alright.
779
00:44:10,496 --> 00:44:14,298
Seriously, though Yiannis,
man, I appreciate it,
780
00:44:14,350 --> 00:44:17,352
and, uh, Dirty Harry over here.
781
00:44:20,339 --> 00:44:21,416
It's your race ain't it?
782
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,484
Heaven Sent giving his jockey
783
00:44:22,508 --> 00:44:25,493
a really hard time
in the stalls here...
784
00:44:25,528 --> 00:44:29,698
And they're off, and Blue Cadet, the
favorite, is off to a great start.
785
00:44:42,328 --> 00:44:43,795
Come on!
786
00:44:46,732 --> 00:44:49,434
The closing stages, here.
Heaven Sent and Envy...
787
00:44:49,468 --> 00:44:51,453
Come on!
788
00:44:55,124 --> 00:44:57,993
Envy and Heaven Sent
having a real battle as they go...
789
00:44:58,027 --> 00:45:00,796
Yes, fuck!
790
00:45:11,424 --> 00:45:12,574
You win the second race?
791
00:45:12,608 --> 00:45:15,577
Yeah, I did, man, but I'm not
gonna celebrate just yet, man.
792
00:45:15,611 --> 00:45:17,028
God's got a way
of fucking me up.
793
00:45:17,062 --> 00:45:19,114
He's done it to me
my whole life.
794
00:45:19,148 --> 00:45:20,699
Don't be such a pessimist.
795
00:45:20,733 --> 00:45:23,135
Look who's fucking talking.
796
00:45:23,169 --> 00:45:24,952
Oh, fuck off, you.
797
00:45:24,987 --> 00:45:28,289
Jack, you're gonna sort me out
if it wins, too, right?
798
00:45:28,324 --> 00:45:31,009
Oh, he's changed his
fucking tune now, ain't he?
799
00:45:31,043 --> 00:45:32,394
Listen, boys, now if it wins,
800
00:45:32,428 --> 00:45:35,097
I'm gonna sort you both out.
You too, Carlton, man.
801
00:45:37,433 --> 00:45:38,867
Good karma?
802
00:45:39,902 --> 00:45:41,686
You know, isn't it?
803
00:45:42,988 --> 00:45:46,424
You know, I might be just
stupid enough to think that
804
00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:49,695
if the shoe was on the other foot,
you two would do the same for me?
805
00:45:49,729 --> 00:45:53,748
- You fucking know I would.
- Absolutely.
806
00:45:53,782 --> 00:45:56,467
Jack, sweetheart, can I have
a word with you please, babe?
807
00:45:56,502 --> 00:45:59,204
There we go,
Jack, you've pulled, mate.
808
00:46:00,973 --> 00:46:04,125
Look, I've had head office
on the phone and, um,
809
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,993
well, that little wager
you made earlier,
810
00:46:06,028 --> 00:46:08,396
it's made us all a bit nervous.
811
00:46:08,430 --> 00:46:09,497
Yeah?
812
00:46:09,632 --> 00:46:12,233
Well, you've been lucky so far.
813
00:46:12,268 --> 00:46:15,720
Phyllis, take a look at me.
Do I look fucking lucky?
814
00:46:15,754 --> 00:46:18,873
Well, we'd like to
settle the bet with you.
815
00:46:18,908 --> 00:46:20,158
What's happening?
816
00:46:20,192 --> 00:46:23,077
We'd like to settle the bet,
we'd like to buy it off you.
817
00:46:23,112 --> 00:46:25,514
I don't get it though, I've
still got another race to go.
818
00:46:25,548 --> 00:46:29,534
You wanna settle a bet
with another race to go?
819
00:46:29,568 --> 00:46:32,053
Yeah, but we'd like to offer
you 30,000 pounds for it.
820
00:46:32,087 --> 00:46:35,557
- Take it.
- No.
821
00:46:35,591 --> 00:46:39,043
If the next horse comes in,
I win 500 grand.
822
00:46:39,077 --> 00:46:40,745
That's serious money.
823
00:46:40,779 --> 00:46:43,348
That's start over money,
that's new life money.
824
00:46:43,382 --> 00:46:45,449
Why should I sell it
back to them for 30 grand?
825
00:46:45,484 --> 00:46:47,852
If I'm sensible,
which I rarely am,
826
00:46:47,886 --> 00:46:53,274
I'll be standing in the same situation I am
in today, couple of months down the line.
827
00:46:53,308 --> 00:46:56,711
Nah, I'm gonna need
the whole half a mill.
828
00:46:56,745 --> 00:46:57,996
It's not worth that much.
829
00:46:58,030 --> 00:46:59,514
What is it then?
830
00:46:59,549 --> 00:47:02,433
- Round about 340,000.
- That'll do.
831
00:47:02,468 --> 00:47:05,286
Sorry, can I help you, mate?
832
00:47:05,321 --> 00:47:08,623
Oh, no. Sorry, love,
I'm on the phone.
833
00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:14,462
Don't be an idiot,
it's seven-to-one for a reason.
834
00:47:14,497 --> 00:47:17,565
If they ran that race
seven times over,
835
00:47:17,599 --> 00:47:20,301
your donkey, theoretically,
would win just once.
836
00:47:20,336 --> 00:47:21,369
Take the fucking money.
837
00:47:21,404 --> 00:47:23,888
No, Yiannis, it's not
even about the money, mate.
838
00:47:23,922 --> 00:47:26,274
If it wins, right,
I'm a winner, man.
839
00:47:26,308 --> 00:47:29,778
If it loses, game over.
840
00:47:29,812 --> 00:47:32,297
Stop all this self-centered
fucking bollocks, would you,
841
00:47:32,331 --> 00:47:35,416
and just think for a second,
you stupid twit.
842
00:47:35,450 --> 00:47:37,435
Of course, it's about the money.
843
00:47:37,469 --> 00:47:40,655
You've never seen this much
fucking money in all your life.
844
00:47:40,690 --> 00:47:43,040
Phyllis, he'll take the 30
grand, get the checkbook out.
845
00:47:43,075 --> 00:47:46,127
No, no, no, no, no,
I'll wait for the last race.
846
00:47:46,161 --> 00:47:48,296
Phyllis, write out the check,
he'll take it.
847
00:47:48,331 --> 00:47:49,931
Fuck off, Yiannis, alright!
848
00:47:49,965 --> 00:47:55,453
Look, Jack, sweetheart, this
really is a life changing amount.
849
00:47:55,488 --> 00:47:57,855
I mean, babe, I'm not supposed
to be telling you this but...
850
00:47:57,889 --> 00:48:02,110
You're right sweetheart,
you're right.
851
00:48:02,144 --> 00:48:04,695
Keep your fucking
mouth shut, yeah.
852
00:48:04,730 --> 00:48:06,481
You didn't give a fuck
about me before,
853
00:48:06,515 --> 00:48:10,652
so don't go on
like you care now, yeah.
854
00:48:10,686 --> 00:48:13,722
Don't fucking expect a tip either,
Phyllis, if it wins, alright.
855
00:48:13,756 --> 00:48:15,583
Me and Yiannis, we're still
waiting for that coffee.
856
00:48:15,607 --> 00:48:17,074
In fact,
stuff your fucking coffee,
857
00:48:17,126 --> 00:48:20,412
it tastes like shit
anyway, yeah.
858
00:48:20,446 --> 00:48:24,265
Yeah, man, I'm fucking starving,
I haven't fucking eaten all day.
859
00:48:24,299 --> 00:48:25,984
Shall we go and get
a burger or something?
860
00:48:26,018 --> 00:48:27,451
You didn't even
ask me for a coffee.
861
00:48:27,486 --> 00:48:30,938
You know, if you ask me for a
coffee, I'll make you a coffee.
862
00:48:30,973 --> 00:48:33,057
That's the whole fucking
point though, isn't it?
863
00:48:33,092 --> 00:48:35,493
You never fucking offered
did you, Phyllis, huh?
864
00:48:35,527 --> 00:48:38,006
The amount of money I've given
you in the last few months, man,
865
00:48:38,030 --> 00:48:40,592
- it makes me fucking feel sick when
I think about it. -
866
00:48:40,616 --> 00:48:42,933
Come on, it's not like it
ends up in my pocket, is it?
867
00:48:42,968 --> 00:48:45,937
Well, you fucking act
like it does, Phyllis.
868
00:48:45,972 --> 00:48:47,405
How quickly can you get here?
869
00:48:47,439 --> 00:48:50,792
Jack, don't cut your
nose to spite your face.
870
00:48:50,827 --> 00:48:53,962
Please, mate, for me,
take the money.
871
00:48:53,996 --> 00:48:56,581
Don't worry about sorting
anybody else out, just take it.
872
00:48:56,616 --> 00:48:59,483
Look, I need to phone
head office back
873
00:48:59,518 --> 00:49:03,621
and let them know if you're going
to accept our offer or not.
874
00:49:03,655 --> 00:49:05,473
You know what, yeah?
875
00:49:05,508 --> 00:49:08,376
Everyone's gotta have
their day one day, isn't it?
876
00:49:08,410 --> 00:49:10,595
Maybe today's mine,
I mean, I doubt it,
877
00:49:10,629 --> 00:49:12,964
but you never know, do you?
878
00:49:17,602 --> 00:49:18,769
What's going on, man?
879
00:49:18,804 --> 00:49:20,621
Jack's gone mad, that's what.
880
00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:21,857
They've offered to
take his bet off him
881
00:49:21,891 --> 00:49:24,775
as it stands for 30K and
he's turning them down.
882
00:49:24,810 --> 00:49:26,344
Fuck off.
883
00:49:26,378 --> 00:49:28,679
Ian, mate, do you
wanna come and get a burger?
884
00:49:28,714 --> 00:49:32,901
Youse boys won't see me around
after today, win or lose.
885
00:49:32,952 --> 00:49:35,520
You gettin' a burger,
Yian, or what?
886
00:49:35,554 --> 00:49:40,091
Go on, then, maybe I can
talk some sense into you.
887
00:49:41,877 --> 00:49:44,578
You fancy a burger, mate?
888
00:49:44,613 --> 00:49:47,649
That's very kind
of you Jack, yeah.
889
00:49:47,683 --> 00:49:49,901
I'll see you over there.
890
00:49:50,619 --> 00:49:52,637
Last chance, Jack.
891
00:49:57,059 --> 00:49:59,777
Stick it up your fucking cunt.
892
00:49:59,812 --> 00:50:02,780
What did you say?
893
00:50:02,814 --> 00:50:05,667
Don't worry about him,
I'll have a word with him.
894
00:50:05,701 --> 00:50:07,268
Yeah, you had better
because I'll tell you what,
895
00:50:07,286 --> 00:50:09,804
I have barred people
for less than this.
896
00:50:09,838 --> 00:50:13,541
Listen, sweetheart,
do me a favor?
897
00:50:13,575 --> 00:50:17,478
Could you hold that bet back
until the race starts?
898
00:50:17,513 --> 00:50:20,147
Look, alright, fine, okay.
899
00:50:20,182 --> 00:50:25,587
I'll stall it and I'll phone head office
and see if they can hold on, okay,
900
00:50:25,621 --> 00:50:29,557
but only, only because
you asked me, Yiannis.
901
00:50:42,754 --> 00:50:44,399
What you gonna do with
that money if it wins, bruv?
902
00:50:44,423 --> 00:50:46,507
I don't wanna talk about it
just about now.
903
00:50:46,541 --> 00:50:48,676
What you gonna do if it loses?
904
00:50:48,710 --> 00:50:50,111
I said I don't
wanna talk about it.
905
00:50:50,145 --> 00:50:52,647
I don't wanna give
myself a heart attack.
906
00:50:57,036 --> 00:50:58,303
That's Bektash over there.
907
00:50:58,337 --> 00:51:01,038
Oh, yeah, Bektash,
the fucking drug dealer.
908
00:51:01,072 --> 00:51:06,060
Look at him, looks like a
fucking cab driver to me, mate.
909
00:51:06,095 --> 00:51:08,295
You guys wait here.
I need to talk to him.
910
00:51:08,330 --> 00:51:12,133
Hey, Bektash,
how you doing, my old friend?
911
00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:14,952
How are you, Yiannis?
912
00:51:17,156 --> 00:51:19,657
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
913
00:51:19,691 --> 00:51:23,010
Listen, any more tips for the
Turkish football this weekend?
914
00:51:23,045 --> 00:51:26,531
That last one you gave me,
Besiktas, won five-nil,
915
00:51:26,565 --> 00:51:27,648
it was a really good tip.
916
00:51:27,683 --> 00:51:29,234
That was a good one, yes.
917
00:51:29,268 --> 00:51:30,578
I don't know,
this week I'm thinking
918
00:51:30,602 --> 00:51:33,955
Bursaspor to beat
Galatasary, yeah.
919
00:51:33,989 --> 00:51:35,439
I mean, I know
they're the underdogs
920
00:51:35,473 --> 00:51:38,659
but Galatasary got so much
injury problems nowadays, huh?
921
00:51:38,693 --> 00:51:40,562
And Bursaspor are on form.
922
00:51:40,596 --> 00:51:43,247
So Bursaspor to beat Galatasary?
923
00:51:43,282 --> 00:51:45,033
Yeah, five-to-one.
924
00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:47,918
Yeah, I'll look at
that in a minute, yeah.
925
00:51:47,953 --> 00:51:51,822
What's that you've got
in the boot then?
926
00:51:51,857 --> 00:51:54,242
- Ah, you've got a good eye, eh.
- Yeah.
927
00:51:54,276 --> 00:51:57,412
It's basically a present
for the girlfriend, you know.
928
00:51:57,446 --> 00:52:00,682
Persian rug for the girlfriend
and I get some jiggy jiggy.
929
00:52:00,716 --> 00:52:03,367
Bektash, you old devil.
930
00:52:03,402 --> 00:52:06,521
Make sure the wife
doesn't find out.
931
00:52:06,555 --> 00:52:07,822
She'd kill me.
932
00:52:09,775 --> 00:52:11,442
But, listen, I'd better go, huh.
933
00:52:11,476 --> 00:52:13,661
But I'll come round
to the bookies tomorrow,
934
00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:15,864
alright, and we can
talk properly then.
935
00:52:15,898 --> 00:52:18,160
- Good to see you, my friend.
- Take care, huh.
936
00:52:18,184 --> 00:52:19,310
Make sure you don't get caught.
937
00:52:19,334 --> 00:52:20,484
I won't...
938
00:52:43,124 --> 00:52:44,502
Get us a table upstairs
would you, Ian?
939
00:52:44,526 --> 00:52:47,378
Get us a cheeseburger then,
I'll go up and get one.
940
00:52:47,412 --> 00:52:48,663
Go on.
941
00:52:51,550 --> 00:52:53,067
I'll get these, Yian.
942
00:52:54,853 --> 00:52:56,955
You ain't won
anything yet, you know?
943
00:52:56,989 --> 00:52:59,607
So don't act like the
big shot on your last score.
944
00:52:59,641 --> 00:53:02,276
It's, alright, I'll get these.
945
00:53:03,462 --> 00:53:07,499
Two king meals and a
kid's box meal please, darling.
946
00:53:12,687 --> 00:53:16,407
Hello, Avalanche Inn,
how can I help you?
947
00:53:16,442 --> 00:53:19,526
Yes, we do
Knickerbocker Glories.
948
00:53:19,561 --> 00:53:21,596
Do you believe in God, Yian?
949
00:53:21,630 --> 00:53:27,702
Well, that's a little deep
for queuing conversation.
950
00:53:27,736 --> 00:53:29,737
- And one coffee?
- Do you?
951
00:53:29,772 --> 00:53:32,540
Yeah, it'll be ready
in five minutes.
952
00:53:32,574 --> 00:53:37,779
Well, I kind of have
my own interpretation.
953
00:53:37,813 --> 00:53:40,531
Go on, let's hear it.
954
00:53:42,134 --> 00:53:45,769
I believe in good and bad,
right from wrong.
955
00:53:45,804 --> 00:53:48,872
I believe that everybody knows
the difference, everyone.
956
00:53:48,907 --> 00:53:51,626
What is the bible?
957
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,361
The bible is an ancient opinion
958
00:53:53,379 --> 00:53:57,047
of how someone should
live in a decent society,
959
00:53:57,082 --> 00:54:00,001
and offers a reward
of heaven in return.
960
00:54:00,035 --> 00:54:01,986
It's a simple code of conduct.
961
00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:03,931
If you're good more than
you're bad, you go to heaven.
962
00:54:03,955 --> 00:54:07,759
If you're bad more than
you're good, you go to hell.
963
00:54:07,793 --> 00:54:09,210
It's the same across the board.
964
00:54:09,245 --> 00:54:12,229
Every religion, in essence,
is more or less the same,
965
00:54:12,264 --> 00:54:15,149
bar a few tiny
variations to the rules.
966
00:54:15,183 --> 00:54:18,686
Good is good, bad is bad.
967
00:54:19,738 --> 00:54:24,959
Good equals everlasting joy.
968
00:54:24,994 --> 00:54:30,865
Bad equals eternal pain
and suffering.
969
00:54:30,899 --> 00:54:35,519
The problem is,
men will always do bad...
970
00:54:36,488 --> 00:54:38,088
and they'll know
they're doing wrong
971
00:54:38,123 --> 00:54:39,584
and whether you
threaten them with hell
972
00:54:39,608 --> 00:54:42,894
or eternal damnation
or whatever;
973
00:54:43,728 --> 00:54:46,647
they will still knowingly do it
974
00:54:46,681 --> 00:54:48,426
if they feel it necessary
in whatever predicament
975
00:54:48,450 --> 00:54:50,685
they find themselves
in at the time,
976
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:52,987
and just hope that they
can balance it out
977
00:54:53,021 --> 00:54:57,075
with enough good for the rest of
their lives to make up for it.
978
00:54:57,109 --> 00:55:01,662
- The truth is, a real man...
979
00:55:01,697 --> 00:55:06,618
will happily do something bad
for the sake of his family,
980
00:55:06,652 --> 00:55:10,421
- even kill, if necessary...
981
00:55:10,456 --> 00:55:12,523
whatever the deterrent.
982
00:55:41,453 --> 00:55:42,737
Jack.
983
00:55:44,589 --> 00:55:45,789
What?
984
00:55:46,591 --> 00:55:48,609
Let me see the gun.
985
00:55:51,013 --> 00:55:52,279
What for?
986
00:55:53,983 --> 00:55:56,250
I just wanna see it.
987
00:55:57,419 --> 00:55:59,787
After I'm eating.
988
00:55:59,821 --> 00:56:03,974
Come on, let me have a look
at it before someone comes up.
989
00:56:05,194 --> 00:56:07,011
There's probably
cameras in here.
990
00:56:07,045 --> 00:56:09,781
Don't be stupid,
they ain't got cameras up here.
991
00:56:09,815 --> 00:56:13,167
Come on, let me have
a look at it, man.
992
00:56:45,634 --> 00:56:48,236
- Jack.
- What?
993
00:56:50,722 --> 00:56:52,640
You should have taken
the 30 grand.
994
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:57,361
Stop going on about it, Yiannis.
995
00:56:57,395 --> 00:56:59,797
I'm being serious.
996
00:56:59,831 --> 00:57:03,568
You should have taken it,
it was the right thing to do.
997
00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:08,873
It's done now, so fuck it.
998
00:57:22,621 --> 00:57:24,855
♪ On the day I was born ♪
999
00:57:24,889 --> 00:57:27,024
♪ The nurses
all gathered round ♪
1000
00:57:27,058 --> 00:57:29,527
♪ And they gazed
in wide wonder ♪
1001
00:57:29,561 --> 00:57:31,929
♪ At the joy they had found ♪
1002
00:57:31,963 --> 00:57:34,431
♪ The head nurse spoke up ♪
1003
00:57:34,483 --> 00:57:36,734
♪ Said leave this one alone ♪
1004
00:57:36,768 --> 00:57:39,253
♪ She could tell right away ♪
1005
00:57:39,287 --> 00:57:41,739
♪ That I was bad to the bone ♪
1006
00:57:41,773 --> 00:57:44,058
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
1007
00:57:44,092 --> 00:57:46,460
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
1008
00:57:46,494 --> 00:57:48,829
♪ Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad ♪
1009
00:57:48,864 --> 00:57:51,299
♪ Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad ♪
1010
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:53,817
♪ Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad ♪
1011
00:57:53,852 --> 00:57:56,454
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
1012
00:57:56,488 --> 00:57:58,773
♪ I broke a thousand hearts ♪
1013
00:57:58,807 --> 00:58:01,058
♪ Before I met you ♪
1014
00:58:01,092 --> 00:58:03,627
♪ I'll break a
thousand more, baby ♪
1015
00:58:03,679 --> 00:58:05,863
♪ Before I am through ♪
1016
00:58:05,898 --> 00:58:08,365
♪ I wanna be yours
pretty baby ♪
1017
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,868
♪ Yours and yours alone ♪
1018
00:58:10,902 --> 00:58:13,187
♪ I'm here to tell ya, honey ♪
1019
00:58:13,222 --> 00:58:16,006
♪ That I'm bad to the bone ♪
1020
00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:18,159
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
1021
00:58:18,193 --> 00:58:20,595
♪ Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad ♪
1022
00:58:20,612 --> 00:58:22,947
♪ Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad ♪
1023
00:58:22,981 --> 00:58:25,415
♪ Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba bad ♪
1024
00:58:25,450 --> 00:58:28,603
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
1025
00:58:40,666 --> 00:58:43,033
I already
knew to get out of hell
1026
00:58:43,067 --> 00:58:45,886
I'd have to dance
with the devil.
1027
00:58:45,921 --> 00:58:48,322
And it seems the devil
you have chose for me
1028
00:58:48,357 --> 00:58:51,074
comes in the shape
of a camp gangster,
1029
00:58:51,109 --> 00:58:54,729
a washed up fighter,
and an out of date male model.
1030
00:58:54,763 --> 00:58:58,031
One way or another, this version
of me checks out, today,
1031
00:58:58,066 --> 00:59:00,451
so how can I be frightened
and intimidated
1032
00:59:00,485 --> 00:59:05,088
when I've already
laid it all on the line.
1033
00:59:05,123 --> 00:59:11,161
I'm a man with nothing left, which
means I have nothing more to lose.
1034
00:59:11,195 --> 00:59:12,963
Intimidation might work
with Yiannis,
1035
00:59:12,997 --> 00:59:15,866
and Ian might be gullible enough to
believe Yiannis's bullshit story
1036
00:59:15,901 --> 00:59:19,854
about this clown killing
two Yardie gangsters.
1037
00:59:19,888 --> 00:59:24,325
But how can I be intimidated
on the day of my resurrection?
1038
00:59:28,463 --> 00:59:34,134
My pulse beats calm, my head
is clearer than it's ever been.
1039
00:59:34,169 --> 00:59:38,906
This is my final battle
in my personal revolution,
1040
00:59:38,940 --> 00:59:42,876
and whatever the obstacles
you have put in front of me
1041
00:59:42,910 --> 00:59:49,883
I know I have the will to smash right
through them on the road to grace.
1042
00:59:52,153 --> 00:59:57,891
I haven't had a
Knickerbocker Glory since 1998.
1043
00:59:57,926 --> 01:00:04,499
You see, I have the capacity to be
fat, so I have to watch the calories.
1044
01:00:04,533 --> 01:00:10,754
My mother was fat,
so was my father, really fat.
1045
01:00:11,790 --> 01:00:13,941
So I have to be careful.
1046
01:00:15,293 --> 01:00:19,263
But when I saw
they had this on the menu...
1047
01:00:19,297 --> 01:00:22,599
I mean, most places don't
even do it anymore.
1048
01:00:22,634 --> 01:00:29,539
♪ I am a man
of constant sorrow ♪
1049
01:00:29,574 --> 01:00:36,280
♪ I've seen trouble
all my days ♪
1050
01:00:36,314 --> 01:00:39,333
- ♪ I bid farewell... ♪
Mm...
1051
01:00:39,367 --> 01:00:41,669
A gangster's greed
can never overcome
1052
01:00:41,703 --> 01:00:45,606
my quest for glory,
and that's all it is, greed.
1053
01:00:45,641 --> 01:00:48,942
How much more does
he really need?
1054
01:00:48,976 --> 01:00:52,997
I'm sure he already has a
nice house, a flash motor,
1055
01:00:53,031 --> 01:00:57,968
and sex on tap, but greed is
what drives him to want more.
1056
01:00:59,471 --> 01:01:02,056
Well, I want a go
and I'm not greedy.
1057
01:01:02,090 --> 01:01:06,260
I just want to know
what winning feels like.
1058
01:01:16,271 --> 01:01:18,089
Lean in a bit, Ian.
1059
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:20,757
A bit closer.
1060
01:01:22,277 --> 01:01:24,128
Try that cherry.
1061
01:01:29,083 --> 01:01:30,868
Now, how sweet is that?
1062
01:01:33,855 --> 01:01:37,958
- It's sweet and yummy.
- Sweet and yummy.
1063
01:01:37,993 --> 01:01:42,930
In fact, you could say I've just
lost my cherry to young Ian.
1064
01:01:49,371 --> 01:01:53,207
- I'm Richard, by the way.
- I know who you are, mate.
1065
01:01:53,241 --> 01:01:54,457
Do you?
1066
01:01:54,492 --> 01:01:59,780
Yeah, you're Richard Holt,
people call you Holt.
1067
01:01:59,815 --> 01:02:01,298
What people are they?
1068
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:04,067
I've lived round here
my entire life, I ain't no mug.
1069
01:02:04,102 --> 01:02:06,536
I know the people
that are worth knowing about.
1070
01:02:06,571 --> 01:02:09,257
I'm flattered.
1071
01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:12,776
So, tell me what else
do people say about me?
1072
01:02:14,312 --> 01:02:17,347
- Are you a coke dealer?
- Shut it, Ian!
1073
01:02:34,683 --> 01:02:37,117
Mark...
1074
01:02:37,151 --> 01:02:39,970
Mark, do me a favor, swap seats
with young Ian, will you?
1075
01:02:40,005 --> 01:02:41,405
Come on, come round here.
1076
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,607
Alright.
1077
01:02:43,641 --> 01:02:47,961
Sit down, come here,
let me tell you something.
1078
01:02:54,068 --> 01:02:56,821
The innocence of youth, aye?
1079
01:02:56,855 --> 01:03:00,908
I love it, I really love it.
1080
01:03:02,293 --> 01:03:04,177
A drug dealer?
1081
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:09,233
You know, I haven't sold
a wrap of coke in years.
1082
01:03:09,267 --> 01:03:11,485
And I'm certainly not a dealer.
1083
01:03:11,519 --> 01:03:16,439
I'm more of a...
I'm more of a...
1084
01:03:16,474 --> 01:03:22,245
He's more of a... a senior
commodities opportunist consultant.
1085
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,715
A senior commodities
opportunist consultant.
1086
01:03:24,749 --> 01:03:27,501
Bravo, Zack, bravo.
1087
01:03:32,556 --> 01:03:35,826
I take it that was
a pre-prepared answer?
1088
01:03:35,861 --> 01:03:38,813
Zack's been contemplating what to put
on his mortgage application form.
1089
01:03:39,514 --> 01:03:41,948
Got to put something down,
you know.
1090
01:03:41,983 --> 01:03:45,702
Fake pay slips or not,
can't leave occupation empty,
1091
01:03:45,737 --> 01:03:48,104
and that pretty much
summed it up nicely.
1092
01:03:48,139 --> 01:03:52,259
You should have put assassin, or
something really cool sounding down.
1093
01:03:52,293 --> 01:03:55,695
On my mortgage
application forms?
1094
01:03:55,730 --> 01:03:58,966
That's why you're
still renting, Mark.
1095
01:04:00,335 --> 01:04:04,137
An opportunist,
one who takes advantage
1096
01:04:04,172 --> 01:04:08,909
of any situation in order
to achieve an end goal.
1097
01:04:08,943 --> 01:04:13,080
Now, just because
I've been known, in the past,
1098
01:04:13,114 --> 01:04:15,966
to relieve the odd coke dealer
of their associated possessions
1099
01:04:16,001 --> 01:04:17,450
and sell it on
to the highest bidder,
1100
01:04:17,552 --> 01:04:23,606
that does not make me
a fucking coke dealer.
1101
01:04:23,641 --> 01:04:27,127
Well, in these times
of recession,
1102
01:04:27,161 --> 01:04:29,647
a man's got to make a
living somehow, I suppose.
1103
01:04:29,681 --> 01:04:34,435
My thoughts exactly,
Yiannis, my thoughts exactly.
1104
01:04:34,469 --> 01:04:36,586
A drug dealer?
1105
01:04:36,621 --> 01:04:41,558
Young Ian, I've got a bit
more class than that, mate.
1106
01:04:42,777 --> 01:04:44,144
I heard through the grapevine
1107
01:04:44,178 --> 01:04:47,014
that you killed a couple
of Jamaican Yardies.
1108
01:04:47,048 --> 01:04:50,200
Is that true
or is that a bullshit?
1109
01:04:50,234 --> 01:04:53,504
Jamaican Yardies?
1110
01:04:53,538 --> 01:04:57,124
See, I thought it was bullshit,
1111
01:04:57,158 --> 01:04:58,826
told the boys
the same thing earlier.
1112
01:04:58,844 --> 01:05:02,479
I told them you ain't
got the eyes of a killer.
1113
01:05:02,513 --> 01:05:06,533
I'm sorry, I just...
I keep... I get emotional.
1114
01:05:12,573 --> 01:05:13,674
The eyes of a killer?
1115
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:19,029
Yeah, the eyes of a killer,
you ain't got them.
1116
01:05:19,797 --> 01:05:22,282
The eyes of a killer, Zack.
1117
01:05:24,052 --> 01:05:28,155
What a terrible,
cliché thing to say.
1118
01:05:28,189 --> 01:05:31,674
I mean, how corny is this guy?
1119
01:05:31,709 --> 01:05:34,561
Well, have you ever
killed anyone?
1120
01:05:34,596 --> 01:05:38,181
No, I mean,
I hate the sight of blood.
1121
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,584
But that's not the point.
1122
01:05:40,618 --> 01:05:43,520
It's still a cliché,
corny thing to say.
1123
01:05:43,555 --> 01:05:45,272
Well, what about you?
1124
01:05:45,306 --> 01:05:49,293
You're a fucking walking cliché,
all three of you,
1125
01:05:49,327 --> 01:05:52,179
the gangster and his goons.
1126
01:05:52,214 --> 01:05:54,998
You two look like
a pair of poofs.
1127
01:05:55,933 --> 01:06:00,003
And you, you look like
a fucking joke.
1128
01:06:00,037 --> 01:06:02,189
I don't buy any of it.
1129
01:06:02,223 --> 01:06:05,225
I'm not a goon, you ask anyone.
1130
01:06:05,260 --> 01:06:07,611
I'm actually really
a nice bloke.
1131
01:06:07,645 --> 01:06:11,648
Is that what you actually
do for a living, rob dealers?
1132
01:06:11,683 --> 01:06:15,736
I take advantage
of situations, young Ian.
1133
01:06:17,238 --> 01:06:20,707
Take our friend,
Jack, over there.
1134
01:06:20,742 --> 01:06:25,762
Jack, currently has a betting
slip on him that's worth 30K,
1135
01:06:25,797 --> 01:06:28,816
and in approximately 15 minutes,
1136
01:06:28,850 --> 01:06:34,971
that betting slip's either going
to be worth 350K or fuck all.
1137
01:06:36,607 --> 01:06:42,278
Now, Jack,
I love your balls, mate,
1138
01:06:42,313 --> 01:06:44,731
I really do.
1139
01:06:44,766 --> 01:06:48,819
But I can't afford
to take that chance.
1140
01:06:48,853 --> 01:06:52,656
You see, you're clearly more
of an optimist than I am.
1141
01:06:52,690 --> 01:06:56,360
And here we all are,
the six of us.
1142
01:06:57,495 --> 01:07:01,749
You with the betting slip
inside your jacket pocket.
1143
01:07:03,451 --> 01:07:07,254
And this might be
my last chance.
1144
01:07:07,288 --> 01:07:09,956
And our friend, Yiannis,
is right.
1145
01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:14,011
I mean, opportunities
are limited right now.
1146
01:07:15,346 --> 01:07:20,884
Jack, you are gonna
give me the betting slip
1147
01:07:20,918 --> 01:07:23,020
and I'm gonna go claim my money.
1148
01:07:23,054 --> 01:07:29,026
And in the meantime, you three monkeys
are gonna sit with my two pals.
1149
01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:34,080
And if you're well behaved, you
won't meet my friend, Nagamaki.
1150
01:07:34,115 --> 01:07:35,198
A fucking triad?
1151
01:07:37,802 --> 01:07:42,089
No, mate, you are brilliant,
no, no.
1152
01:07:42,123 --> 01:07:46,126
Nagamaki is a Samurai sword
that I own
1153
01:07:46,161 --> 01:07:49,279
and is currently
in the possession of Mark.
1154
01:07:49,313 --> 01:07:52,065
Mark go on, show them, go on.
1155
01:07:58,673 --> 01:08:02,559
Look at that, young Ian,
just have a look,
1156
01:08:02,593 --> 01:08:07,647
so sharp, so smooth, so shiny.
1157
01:08:10,901 --> 01:08:12,152
So...
1158
01:08:13,771 --> 01:08:19,243
Jack, I hate to make threats,
I really do.
1159
01:08:23,331 --> 01:08:25,766
The betting slip.
1160
01:08:26,434 --> 01:08:28,585
I can't do that, mate.
1161
01:08:29,653 --> 01:08:30,971
I'm sorry?
1162
01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:35,325
I said I can't
fucking do that, mate!
1163
01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:38,178
No need to get violent.
1164
01:08:38,213 --> 01:08:41,815
Jack, no, no, no, no, no.
1165
01:08:43,468 --> 01:08:47,237
You see, you're gonna force me
to get into the whole cliché,
1166
01:08:47,271 --> 01:08:51,307
alpha male, my dick's bigger
than your dick type argument,
1167
01:08:51,342 --> 01:08:55,245
and I'll be frank,
I think it's quite tacky.
1168
01:08:57,114 --> 01:09:01,251
But, I really have got
a 12-incher in my pants
1169
01:09:02,820 --> 01:09:04,787
So, if I don't choke
you with that,
1170
01:09:04,822 --> 01:09:08,158
that thing will cut you
in fucking two.
1171
01:09:09,544 --> 01:09:15,065
I can't let you take it off
him, mate. I'm sorry, I can't.
1172
01:09:17,602 --> 01:09:20,437
Is that what Pipi
was doing at the bookies?
1173
01:09:20,471 --> 01:09:22,539
Selling you that thing?
1174
01:09:24,125 --> 01:09:27,244
That's a replica conversion.
1175
01:09:27,278 --> 01:09:31,631
Pipi, what a ridiculous name.
1176
01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:35,819
A ridiculous name
for a ridiculous little man.
1177
01:09:37,655 --> 01:09:40,023
You know, that's only
good for one shot, right?
1178
01:09:40,025 --> 01:09:42,676
Have you fired it yet?
1179
01:09:42,710 --> 01:09:44,728
Not yet.
1180
01:09:44,762 --> 01:09:47,314
So I take it
the gun is yours, Jack.
1181
01:09:47,348 --> 01:09:49,565
Alright, that makes more sense.
1182
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:55,572
So, Yiannis, are you gonna
shoot me with that?
1183
01:09:55,607 --> 01:09:59,642
I don't want to,
but if I have to, I will.
1184
01:09:59,677 --> 01:10:02,329
You're like a female Kangaroo.
1185
01:10:02,363 --> 01:10:05,515
You know a female Kangaroo
has got three vaginas,
1186
01:10:05,549 --> 01:10:10,987
three holes to get fucked
in; one, two and three.
1187
01:10:11,021 --> 01:10:16,592
So, Mr. One Shot Man,
who you gonna shoot?
1188
01:10:16,627 --> 01:10:21,615
Yeah, but he's got the gun
pointing at you, ain't he?
1189
01:10:22,733 --> 01:10:24,968
So, you'll be dead first.
1190
01:10:27,672 --> 01:10:32,825
What makes you think that
I don't own guns of my own?
1191
01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:35,245
And what makes you think
that just because
1192
01:10:35,279 --> 01:10:37,780
I underestimated your little
crew this time around...
1193
01:10:37,815 --> 01:10:39,116
Our crew.
1194
01:10:39,217 --> 01:10:41,885
Next time,
I won't over compensate
1195
01:10:41,919 --> 01:10:45,355
and rain down a hail of bullets
on you when you least expect it?
1196
01:10:45,390 --> 01:10:47,590
Well, it's me your
trying to rob, isn't it?
1197
01:10:47,624 --> 01:10:52,179
So, I guess it makes
it between me and you.
1198
01:10:53,797 --> 01:10:56,049
You wanna die or something?
1199
01:10:56,083 --> 01:10:58,218
Depends what happens
in the next race.
1200
01:10:58,252 --> 01:11:02,105
You know, car crashes can bring
us closer to our mortality.
1201
01:11:02,107 --> 01:11:03,723
So, if you're feeling suicidal,
1202
01:11:03,757 --> 01:11:06,543
what I suggest, is you
give me that betting slip
1203
01:11:06,577 --> 01:11:09,028
and save you any aggro later.
1204
01:11:11,548 --> 01:11:16,736
Nah, I mean, you seem
like a nice bloke and that,
1205
01:11:17,905 --> 01:11:21,958
but I'd rather give
it to someone I know.
1206
01:11:22,710 --> 01:11:24,695
There's a parasite...
1207
01:11:27,782 --> 01:11:32,001
it's called
the toxoplasma gondii,
1208
01:11:32,036 --> 01:11:36,122
and it can only sexually reproduce
inside the guts of a cat.
1209
01:11:37,258 --> 01:11:39,660
So, to that end,
1210
01:11:39,694 --> 01:11:45,365
it infects rats
and then changes their behavior,
1211
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:49,670
so the rats become
less scared of the cat.
1212
01:11:49,704 --> 01:11:56,626
Then those poor rats unwittingly
walk into the jaws of death.
1213
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:03,516
See my little mate, Ian, he
loves a little bit of bullshit.
1214
01:12:12,042 --> 01:12:14,060
Please, look out
for Ian when I'm gone.
1215
01:12:14,095 --> 01:12:19,282
Ian, wouldn't hurt a fly unless killing
flies got you a hard man reputation.
1216
01:12:19,316 --> 01:12:22,202
Unfortunately, beating up
faux gangsters does,
1217
01:12:22,236 --> 01:12:23,954
and Ian couldn't
resist the opportunity
1218
01:12:23,988 --> 01:12:26,889
to step out of the shadow
of his dad's success
1219
01:12:26,924 --> 01:12:30,944
and become the hero he's always
seen himself one day becoming.
1220
01:12:53,651 --> 01:12:55,802
Cheeky, fucking bastard.
1221
01:12:58,039 --> 01:13:00,524
- I've got you, mate, I've got you.
- I know, bruv.
1222
01:13:00,558 --> 01:13:03,109
That cunt,
he deserved it didn't he?
1223
01:13:03,143 --> 01:13:05,361
I fucking told
youse boys, didn't I?
1224
01:13:05,363 --> 01:13:08,348
I told you he's just a
reputational rhino, didn't I?
1225
01:13:08,382 --> 01:13:09,543
He half admitted it himself,
didn't he?
1226
01:13:09,567 --> 01:13:12,202
He admitted he hadn't
killed anyone, right?
1227
01:13:12,236 --> 01:13:14,270
Fucking weighed him in.
1228
01:13:14,305 --> 01:13:17,423
It's all just fucking urban
legends, you know what I mean?
1229
01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:19,793
He will be back,
trust me on this.
1230
01:13:19,827 --> 01:13:21,321
If he's got the ballocks,
Yiannis, to come back,
1231
01:13:21,345 --> 01:13:23,830
which after a beating
like that, I doubt very much.
1232
01:13:23,864 --> 01:13:24,875
He even said it himself,
didn't he,
1233
01:13:24,899 --> 01:13:26,499
he said when we least expect it?
1234
01:13:26,533 --> 01:13:28,635
But we're fucking expecting
it right now, ain't we?
1235
01:13:28,669 --> 01:13:30,770
Nah, he won't be back for
at least a couple of days.
1236
01:13:30,805 --> 01:13:32,806
Seriously, Yiannis,
give me the fucking gun.
1237
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,275
I'll show this cunt
who's a fucking killer.
1238
01:13:35,309 --> 01:13:37,394
Look, we'll watch this race,
1239
01:13:37,428 --> 01:13:40,030
and then we'll lay low for a couple
of months, avoid this place.
1240
01:13:40,064 --> 01:13:41,006
You fuck!
1241
01:13:41,031 --> 01:13:43,833
I'll fucking waste you, man,
you fucking piece of shit.
1242
01:13:43,867 --> 01:13:45,902
Just in case he
fucking comes back for us
1243
01:13:45,936 --> 01:13:49,155
with a fucking bucket...
you know.
1244
01:13:49,290 --> 01:13:52,375
And you know only got
one shot in that thing?
1245
01:13:52,409 --> 01:13:55,111
You should have bought
a fucking magnum, bruv.
1246
01:13:55,145 --> 01:13:57,374
Next one to make a fucking move
gets a bullet in the brain.
1247
01:13:57,398 --> 01:14:00,182
That's it, Yian,
fucking cool line, mate.
1248
01:14:00,217 --> 01:14:01,762
So let's just
watch this race and go.
1249
01:14:01,786 --> 01:14:05,389
He won't fucking come back,
I'm telling you, man.
1250
01:14:05,423 --> 01:14:07,557
He'll blow a bit of hot air
and tell his pals
1251
01:14:07,591 --> 01:14:09,375
how he's gonna
kill us all, yeah.
1252
01:14:09,410 --> 01:14:10,961
But he won't do fuck all.
1253
01:14:10,995 --> 01:14:12,879
It's between me and you, yeah?
1254
01:14:12,913 --> 01:14:14,514
It was between me and you.
1255
01:14:14,549 --> 01:14:17,900
Oh, yeah... fucker.
1256
01:14:17,935 --> 01:14:20,387
Ian, you need to hold it down
1257
01:14:20,421 --> 01:14:22,271
for a couple of days though,
yeah.
1258
01:14:22,273 --> 01:14:25,208
I mean, you're just
a kid, mate, you know,
1259
01:14:25,242 --> 01:14:27,744
stop hanging about
in places like this
1260
01:14:27,778 --> 01:14:31,697
with scum bags
and fucking lowlifes.
1261
01:14:31,732 --> 01:14:35,502
You'll end up like me, mate,
in your 30s,
1262
01:14:35,536 --> 01:14:38,855
not fucking two brown
pennies to rub together,
1263
01:14:38,890 --> 01:14:40,940
no friends, no family, no job...
1264
01:14:40,974 --> 01:14:43,176
- Hear we go again.
- What?
1265
01:14:43,210 --> 01:14:46,313
Stop feeling fucking
sorry for yourself.
1266
01:14:46,347 --> 01:14:47,797
You just turned down 30 grand
1267
01:14:47,831 --> 01:14:50,533
so things can't be
that bad for you.
1268
01:14:50,568 --> 01:14:52,602
Come on, Yian!
1269
01:14:55,372 --> 01:14:58,925
That was my fucking move
you bunch of fucking wankers!
1270
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:03,513
You just cost me
30 fucking grand!
1271
01:15:09,253 --> 01:15:11,971
Only God can judge
my decisions, Yiannis,
1272
01:15:12,006 --> 01:15:15,208
good or bad, right or wrong.
1273
01:15:15,243 --> 01:15:20,147
Listen, you two, fucking,
thank you, yeah.
1274
01:15:21,682 --> 01:15:24,317
Jack, bruv, honestly we...
1275
01:15:24,352 --> 01:15:28,171
we properly fucked him up
didn't we, bruv? Fucked him.
1276
01:15:28,206 --> 01:15:32,525
Lookit, man, you think I'd let someone
beat you, mate, in front of me?
1277
01:15:32,559 --> 01:15:35,695
No, I was fucking, I was getting
the better of him anyway wasn't I?
1278
01:15:41,184 --> 01:15:43,069
You alright, Holt?
1279
01:15:48,809 --> 01:15:51,177
No, I'm fucking not alright.
1280
01:16:08,679 --> 01:16:14,467
Zack... how much is it gonna
cost me for their heads?
1281
01:16:16,253 --> 01:16:20,557
- All three of them?
- Yeah, all three of them.
1282
01:16:23,728 --> 01:16:27,263
Hang on a minute,
that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
1283
01:16:27,297 --> 01:16:30,484
- I mean, we tried to rob them.
- Harsh is it?
1284
01:16:31,902 --> 01:16:33,903
Have you seen
the state of my face?
1285
01:16:33,938 --> 01:16:35,522
I've had worse.
1286
01:16:36,824 --> 01:16:41,093
Zack... how much?
1287
01:16:41,128 --> 01:16:44,931
And don't take the piss.
1288
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:50,520
Rich, I was expecting...
an easy ten today.
1289
01:16:50,554 --> 01:16:53,139
I'm desperate for the
cash at the moment, mate.
1290
01:16:53,173 --> 01:16:55,692
Since that 5K win,
my luck has turned south
1291
01:16:55,726 --> 01:16:58,110
and I can't catch a winner, no.
1292
01:17:00,197 --> 01:17:01,797
So, I was playing this game
the other day
1293
01:17:01,849 --> 01:17:04,484
using this thing called
a Martingale theory.
1294
01:17:04,518 --> 01:17:06,786
Have you heard of that?
1295
01:17:08,822 --> 01:17:12,241
What you do right, is you
double the bet after every loss,
1296
01:17:12,275 --> 01:17:15,161
so that the first win will
recover all previous losses,
1297
01:17:15,195 --> 01:17:20,149
plus, win a profit equal
to the original stake.
1298
01:17:20,183 --> 01:17:23,419
Supposed to be fool proof, but...
1299
01:17:23,454 --> 01:17:25,248
This is really not
the fucking time to hear about
1300
01:17:25,272 --> 01:17:28,341
your stupid fucking
betting theories.
1301
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:32,495
Now, are you gonna
do the job or not?
1302
01:17:32,529 --> 01:17:35,248
Alright, Rich, I'll do it.
1303
01:17:35,266 --> 01:17:40,736
I'll tell you what,
I'll do it for three per head.
1304
01:17:40,771 --> 01:17:42,188
Three per head?
1305
01:17:43,774 --> 01:17:48,211
So you're gonna make money
out of my misfortune?
1306
01:17:49,129 --> 01:17:50,697
I stood to make ten,
1307
01:17:50,731 --> 01:17:54,133
but now I've got to give
that ten to you, is that right?
1308
01:17:54,168 --> 01:17:58,504
Rich, don't be like that,
mate, I am fucking skint.
1309
01:17:58,539 --> 01:18:00,106
Oh, he's skint.
1310
01:18:07,731 --> 01:18:13,636
I'll give you three per head, but
I want the job done, immediately.
1311
01:18:13,671 --> 01:18:15,198
Those monkeys will be
at the bookies right now
1312
01:18:15,222 --> 01:18:19,442
watching the last race
and you got about 15 minutes.
1313
01:18:19,476 --> 01:18:23,829
Fifteen minutes Rich, no way.
You joking?
1314
01:18:23,864 --> 01:18:25,648
No, I'm not joking.
1315
01:18:25,683 --> 01:18:27,734
Well, I haven't got
a gun on me, mate.
1316
01:18:27,768 --> 01:18:30,186
You specifically told me
I wouldn't need one.
1317
01:18:30,220 --> 01:18:34,073
Well, you'd better hurry up and go
fucking find one then, hadn't you?
1318
01:18:34,107 --> 01:18:36,693
Oh, fucking...
Can't I do it tomorrow?
1319
01:18:36,727 --> 01:18:39,729
You might not be able
to find them tomorrow.
1320
01:18:39,763 --> 01:18:42,331
Oh, there always
at the bookies, Rich.
1321
01:18:42,366 --> 01:18:46,452
Yeah, but they might
not be at the bookies.
1322
01:18:46,487 --> 01:18:49,739
I fucking really can't be
bothered now, mate...
1323
01:18:49,773 --> 01:18:51,975
If I go home, my missus,
fucking she's gonna ask me
1324
01:18:52,009 --> 01:18:55,495
all sorts of questions,
"Where you been?"
1325
01:18:56,497 --> 01:18:57,647
Zack.
1326
01:19:01,952 --> 01:19:03,586
I do love you, Zack.
1327
01:19:05,556 --> 01:19:08,642
You're a good looking chap,
ain't you?
1328
01:19:08,676 --> 01:19:11,277
And you got a beautiful mouth.
1329
01:19:13,447 --> 01:19:16,549
Your nothing more
than a cum bucket.
1330
01:19:19,186 --> 01:19:20,620
You're a cock muncher.
1331
01:19:20,654 --> 01:19:23,289
When you were fucking born
someone shouted out,
1332
01:19:23,323 --> 01:19:27,210
"Look at that cunt coming
out of that cunt's cunt."
1333
01:19:27,244 --> 01:19:33,199
So you see what I'm saying
here, Zack, is don't complain
1334
01:19:33,233 --> 01:19:36,703
'cause I'll just get
Luca Barbosa to come in.
1335
01:19:36,721 --> 01:19:40,139
And he will do it for
half the fucking price.
1336
01:19:40,173 --> 01:19:41,758
You know what
I might even get him
1337
01:19:41,792 --> 01:19:45,060
to throw in you
and your missus, how's that?
1338
01:19:46,513 --> 01:19:49,632
Rich, Lucas wouldn't
do it for less than
1339
01:19:49,666 --> 01:19:52,835
three per head not on...
not on short notice, no way.
1340
01:19:52,869 --> 01:19:55,905
He did Jason Cole's
cheating wife for two.
1341
01:19:55,939 --> 01:19:56,906
Fuck off.
1342
01:19:56,941 --> 01:19:59,058
I'm not taking sides here,
1343
01:19:59,093 --> 01:20:01,227
but I did hear
something bout that.
1344
01:20:01,261 --> 01:20:03,530
Bollocks, Mark.
1345
01:20:03,564 --> 01:20:06,049
I'm telling you he did,
fat Lorraine told me.
1346
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:08,934
Tweedledum and Tweedledee.
1347
01:20:08,969 --> 01:20:12,121
Fat Lorraine talks
out of her ass, Mark.
1348
01:20:12,155 --> 01:20:18,845
It's a competitive market, and even if
Luca Barbosa won't do it for three,
1349
01:20:18,879 --> 01:20:26,386
I guarantee you Christov Alexandrov
will do it for two and half.
1350
01:20:26,420 --> 01:20:29,221
This is exactly what
I said would happen,
1351
01:20:29,256 --> 01:20:32,125
right, when the EU lifted
the migrant restrictions
1352
01:20:32,159 --> 01:20:35,261
and Bulgarians
and fucking Romanians.
1353
01:20:40,417 --> 01:20:42,785
Will you shut the fuck up?
1354
01:20:43,754 --> 01:20:46,089
Always gabbing away, ain't you?
1355
01:20:46,123 --> 01:20:48,108
Does this face
look like I give a fuck?
1356
01:20:48,142 --> 01:20:50,443
Alright, Rich, alright.
1357
01:20:55,465 --> 01:21:00,486
So.. this is the last
time I'm gonna ask you.
1358
01:21:02,773 --> 01:21:06,826
Are you gonna do it... or not?
1359
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,931
It don't matter, man,
look I fucking...
1360
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:16,102
I just want you to know, bruv...
1361
01:21:19,190 --> 01:21:23,025
I know you still have
my back isn't it, bruv.
1362
01:21:23,060 --> 01:21:26,879
I appreciate that shit,
your my fucking boy, bruv.
1363
01:21:26,913 --> 01:21:29,566
Fucking, boy.
1364
01:21:31,401 --> 01:21:33,452
How's your nose, man?
1365
01:21:34,455 --> 01:21:36,088
Fucked, isn't it?
1366
01:21:36,122 --> 01:21:39,942
He caught me with a lucky one,
fucking tosser.
1367
01:21:39,976 --> 01:21:41,928
Look at us, mate.
1368
01:21:41,962 --> 01:21:44,247
We look like a fucking
pair of boxers, mate.
1369
01:21:44,281 --> 01:21:46,131
Yeah, or fucking
cage fighters then.
1370
01:21:46,166 --> 01:21:48,684
Well, don't go too far, yeah.
1371
01:21:48,719 --> 01:21:52,622
Well, listen, you're still gonna sort
me out if it wins though, isn't it?
1372
01:21:52,656 --> 01:21:55,107
Of course, man. Of course.
1373
01:21:57,611 --> 01:22:00,046
What was that horse called?
1374
01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:01,630
Punter's Prayer.
1375
01:22:05,402 --> 01:22:09,639
Fucking, I really hope it wins,
man, with all this fucking shit.
1376
01:22:09,673 --> 01:22:12,691
It'll really change
your whole life if it does.
1377
01:22:12,726 --> 01:22:16,061
Fuck me, a half millionaire.
1378
01:22:16,096 --> 01:22:22,035
It's too late to cash out now, so
I guess all you can do is pray.
1379
01:22:22,069 --> 01:22:25,538
Yeah, well,
I've decided anyway, man,
1380
01:22:25,572 --> 01:22:29,726
if it wins I'm gonna give
50 grand to the kids in Africa.
1381
01:22:31,111 --> 01:22:33,730
You trying to trick karma again?
1382
01:22:33,764 --> 01:22:36,649
Do you honestly believe
there's someone upstairs
1383
01:22:36,683 --> 01:22:39,368
who's listening to,
and believing your bullshit?
1384
01:22:39,403 --> 01:22:41,371
It's not bullshit Yiannis, yeah.
1385
01:22:41,405 --> 01:22:44,824
Believe me, mate, the amount
of people I'm gonna help out
1386
01:22:44,858 --> 01:22:49,194
if I win this money,
it's unbelievable, man.
1387
01:22:49,229 --> 01:22:50,713
I'm gonna help the disabled,
1388
01:22:50,747 --> 01:22:54,167
the local community,
toddlers, the elderly.
1389
01:22:54,201 --> 01:22:56,485
Ian, do me a favor,
mate, run down to the shops
1390
01:22:56,519 --> 01:22:59,155
and get me some cigarettes,
I ain't had one all day.
1391
01:22:59,189 --> 01:23:03,292
And while you're there, get me a couple
of pound of scratch cards, as well.
1392
01:23:03,327 --> 01:23:05,411
Fuck that, Yian.
1393
01:23:05,445 --> 01:23:08,375
That's wrong, bruv, honestly, they're fucking
probably still looking for me, bruv.
1394
01:23:08,399 --> 01:23:12,051
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
bet, a whole fucking army of them.
1395
01:23:12,085 --> 01:23:15,754
Ian, man, I thought I shattered that
gangster illusion for you, man.
1396
01:23:15,789 --> 01:23:22,345
We... fucking bashed up that little
poof in front of his goons, mate, yeah?
1397
01:23:23,513 --> 01:23:25,298
Your fucking old man,
1398
01:23:25,316 --> 01:23:28,935
he'd have been proud of you
today some, mate.
1399
01:23:29,886 --> 01:23:32,154
Don't ruin it now, mate.
1400
01:23:32,189 --> 01:23:36,525
Go on, you go for me,
and you can keep the change.
1401
01:23:38,812 --> 01:23:43,248
I can keep the change, and all you
want is 20 scarabs and two scratch cards?
1402
01:23:43,283 --> 01:23:45,501
Jack, do you want anything
from the shop, bruv?
1403
01:23:46,152 --> 01:23:47,202
- Jack?
- What?
1404
01:23:47,237 --> 01:23:48,621
Do you want anything
from the shop?
1405
01:23:48,655 --> 01:23:53,743
Nah, man, I just really hope
this fucking horse wins, man.
1406
01:23:53,777 --> 01:23:59,164
If there's a God and you're
listening, mate, please, yeah.
1407
01:23:59,199 --> 01:24:02,806
Go on, run along, race
is gonna start in a minute.
1408
01:24:02,831 --> 01:24:04,403
Soon we're gonna find out
1409
01:24:04,437 --> 01:24:09,692
whether our Jack has made the most
genius gambling decision in history,
1410
01:24:09,726 --> 01:24:13,762
or if he's just flushed
30K down the toilet.
1411
01:24:18,635 --> 01:24:20,837
I'm going for a piss, Yiannis.
1412
01:24:21,805 --> 01:24:23,056
Jack, sweetheart.
1413
01:24:23,090 --> 01:24:25,090
All or nothing, baby.
1414
01:24:34,334 --> 01:24:36,936
Did you just tell Jack
he could still cash out at 30K?
1415
01:24:36,971 --> 01:24:39,738
Yeah, who's can talk
some sense into him?
1416
01:24:39,773 --> 01:24:44,193
I told you, I'd wait till the start of
the race so you can change his mind.
1417
01:24:44,227 --> 01:24:46,556
But you better hurry up though,
it's gonna start in a minute.
1418
01:24:46,580 --> 01:24:51,200
I feel so close to you right
now, closer than I've ever been.
1419
01:24:51,235 --> 01:24:53,986
Even the distant scent
of glory and success
1420
01:24:54,020 --> 01:24:57,757
overpowers the stench of piss
and bleach that surrounds me.
1421
01:25:00,627 --> 01:25:01,727
Who is it?
1422
01:25:01,761 --> 01:25:05,948
Jack, let me in,
I need to talk to you.
1423
01:25:08,151 --> 01:25:09,669
Hi, mate.
1424
01:25:09,703 --> 01:25:12,855
Can I have, uh, 20 scarabs
1425
01:25:12,889 --> 01:25:18,110
and I'll have two of them Rich
for Life scratch cards... bruv.
1426
01:25:18,896 --> 01:25:21,497
You got any white chocolate?
1427
01:25:23,049 --> 01:25:26,569
What you see is what you get.
1428
01:25:26,603 --> 01:25:30,372
You need more of
a selection, mate.
1429
01:25:30,407 --> 01:25:32,308
That'll be 4.65.
1430
01:25:50,810 --> 01:25:53,045
Yes, fucking 50 quid!
1431
01:25:53,079 --> 01:25:56,315
I ain't never won more than
a pound on these before, boss.
1432
01:25:56,349 --> 01:25:58,718
Maybe today's my lucky day.
1433
01:25:58,752 --> 01:26:06,059
There is no such thing as lucky,
lucky is just a state of mind.
1434
01:26:06,093 --> 01:26:07,459
If you say so, mate.
1435
01:26:07,493 --> 01:26:10,012
Here, can I have two more
of them the same one?
1436
01:26:21,992 --> 01:26:23,275
Hello, Mom.
1437
01:26:25,445 --> 01:26:28,397
Alright. Listen, um...
1438
01:26:29,499 --> 01:26:32,935
I'm really sorry
about earlier on.
1439
01:26:32,969 --> 01:26:36,405
You're right,
I need to get a job,
1440
01:26:36,439 --> 01:26:40,526
but... I might have some
really good news.
1441
01:26:41,795 --> 01:26:45,247
No, I might have,
it's difficult to explain.
1442
01:26:46,650 --> 01:26:48,901
Alright, okay.
1443
01:26:48,936 --> 01:26:52,988
No, you're...
Yeah, you're right, okay.
1444
01:26:54,741 --> 01:26:56,669
Well, listen, Mom, I'll be
home in a couple of minutes
1445
01:26:56,693 --> 01:27:00,546
we'll talk about it
properly then, yeah.
1446
01:27:00,580 --> 01:27:02,031
Alright, an then...
1447
01:27:03,467 --> 01:27:07,152
Mom, you know I fucking love
you, don't you?
1448
01:27:08,488 --> 01:27:12,291
Yeah, alright, yeah, okay.
1449
01:27:17,147 --> 01:27:19,731
Okay, I'll see you in a minute.
1450
01:27:21,401 --> 01:27:23,085
Alright, bye.
1451
01:27:43,873 --> 01:27:47,893
It's okay, it's okay...
1452
01:27:47,928 --> 01:27:51,647
Young Ian, things have gotten
out of hand and I'm sorry,
1453
01:27:51,681 --> 01:27:54,149
I'm really sorry, sweetheart.
1454
01:27:55,285 --> 01:27:59,788
I might not be a killer,
but I know a man who is,
1455
01:28:01,708 --> 01:28:04,426
and it hasn't cost me
as much as you think.
1456
01:28:05,545 --> 01:28:08,130
Three grand a fucking head.
1457
01:29:21,571 --> 01:29:25,073
Jack, Jack!
1458
01:29:25,108 --> 01:29:29,128
Jack, they got him,
they shot the kid.
1459
01:29:30,814 --> 01:29:33,081
- Jack!
- What?
1460
01:29:33,115 --> 01:29:36,202
They shot him,
I think he's dead.
1461
01:29:36,236 --> 01:29:40,121
What, what, what?
1462
01:29:40,156 --> 01:29:41,707
- He's dead?
- Who fucking shot him?
1463
01:29:41,741 --> 01:29:43,876
- They shot him, Jack!
- Who?
1464
01:29:43,910 --> 01:29:45,004
I think he's dead.
1465
01:29:54,855 --> 01:29:57,389
Now the gap appears
for a Punter's Prayer,
1466
01:29:57,423 --> 01:29:59,291
who really starts
to motor on the outside.
1467
01:29:59,325 --> 01:30:02,128
Can he get there? A Punter's
Prayer now begins to...
1468
01:30:04,280 --> 01:30:07,533
This is gonna be close. And a
Punter's Prayer nicks it on the line,
1469
01:30:07,567 --> 01:30:08,850
a Punter's Prayer has won.