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You ever wonder what happens
to all the overeducated...
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pampered rich kids the art colleges
churn out year after year?
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So did I. After all, in two days,
I was going to join them.
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Being a well-adjusted,
model citizen, of course...
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I was looking forward to it.
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Graduation was just two days away,
and I couldn't wait to get started...
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on that wife and kids
and pension-plan thing.
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On Sunday, we'd all be going
our separate ways...
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me and the scumbags I live with.
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Mickey drew cartoons
for the local funny papers.
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We started as freshmen together,
but he still had a year to go.
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Why do I always gotta go last?
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He was big, clumsy,
and he never combed his hair.
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Chicks dug him.
Fuckin' mystery to me.
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- Who's that? Jack?
- Fat fuck.
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Yeah. Is that you, Rob?
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Rob was moving to L.A.
with his woman.
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We'd all been poisoning him
against her...
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'cause, well, that's what guys do,
but so far it hadn't worked.
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I can give you something right here.
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Hey, man! Don't...
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You scalded me!
You know what that does to my skin?
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hungover?
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Slosh had morphed from computer geek
to raving drunk in under a year.
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For months now he had been
mailing bad poetry to Charles Bukowski.
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Who did that to you?
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No one wanted to tell him
Buke was dead.
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What are you, a madman?
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No.
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Just like to live dangerously.
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The head rooster was Dennis.
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He was a professional student
who'd been living up in the attic...
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and lording over the place
for the past six years.
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- Good morning, youngsters.
- Morning.
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Did you notice Rob
skulk in last night?
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Perhaps a little trouble
in doggy land?
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We could only hope.
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Slosh brewed you up
a fresh pot of coffee.
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Dennis changed majors more often
than he changed his underwear.
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First cup o'joe of the day.
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As for me, my name's Jack.
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Happy-go-fuckin'-lucky
as the day I was born.
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Yeah, the salad days were winding down,
and I wasn't sure...
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but I think I hated it.
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There's something about seeing
your ex-girlfriend slobbin' on...
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some other guy's knob that makes
you say, "Thanks, babe. I miss you too."
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Next. Psychology major, right?
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Hey, I love my mother,
but not as much as you guys say I do.
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Check out my head size.
Think it needs to be shrunk?
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Next!
Hey, break a leg.
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No, break two. You're a history
of consciousness major, right?
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Next!
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You got me waiting in line ten minutes
while you're tellin' fuckin' jokes.
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Well, let's move it
right along then, shall we?
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- Name?
- Freeman, Jack.
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Ooh. I'm sorry.
I'm afraid I can't let you graduate...
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with the bad haircut, man.
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Next.
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I'm just kiddin'.
I already had you marked off.
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Welcome to the real world.
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And you know what?
I like that "Hate" T-shirt.
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The whole angry, young man, black thing.
Generation... You know what I mean?
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- It's cool.
- It's the name of a comic book.
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- Could I borrow your pen for a second?
- Absolutely.
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You happy now, cocksucker?
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Next.
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If she liked me she would have said...
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"Why don't you have a bagel
and I'll join you?"
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She didn't even ask me...
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Mickey. When are
you gonna learn, man?
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You gotta be more aggressive, man.
You just...
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- Excuse me, sir.
- Yeah.
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- Two minutes. Be right there.
- Meet you over there?
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If you know so much, how come
you slept at El Rancho last night?
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You know, it's really interesting
how you celibates...
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all keep little tabs
on my whereabouts.
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What's that about?
Think about the psychology there.
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We had an argument
about her mother.
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I never even met this woman, and she's
trying to exert her power over me.
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You never met
Joanie's mom before?
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I've been avoiding it
for 18 months.
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- What's the big deal?
- It's not a big deal.
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I just have a thing with moms.
I had a bad experience once.
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Now, I'm about to move
to L.A. with Joanie...
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and her mom...
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is renting us an apartment
five minutes from her house.
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My life is fast becoming...
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It's a joke.
My life's a joke.
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Like...
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Yeah. She's a beaut, ain't she?
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Yeah, it's nice.
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You boys just graduatin', ain't ya?
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Well, this is the machine for you.
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I don't say that because I read it
in some goddamn manual.
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I say that from grade-A,
numero uno, champion experience.
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All right? Me and the missus,
couple weeks ago...
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come out here
in this particular machine.
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Her mother rode along with us.
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We got here, ten minutes later,
they hit the road.
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I ain't seen her since. I don't know,
goddamn it, what it's all about, but...
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Back to the truck.
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- Okay. We just wanna...
- This here's the one.
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- I'm ready to hot-diggety deal.
- I believe you.
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Brilliant.
Absolutely wonderful.
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No. Really?
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- You really think so?
- Oh, yes.
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I particularly love those
intriguing references to the Hopi.
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Hopi?
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The Native American
Indian tribe. Yeah.
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I've been there...
out on that third mesa.
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There in the middle of the Arizona
desert is a simple, primitive people...
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that has kept
its culture intact.
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I got this belt buckle
for a song.
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That's really something.
So, you're gonna accept my thesis?
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Well, now...
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Walk with me.
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Dennis, I like you, and I am
positively wild about your work.
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I know you're about to graduate,
but I'd like you to stay on...
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and act as my assistant next year...
my understudy, if you will.
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There'll be credit towards
your master's degree...
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and, of course, a modest stipend.
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Luther, I don't know
what to say, but...
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I got accepted to Michigan.
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I'm starting a master's
business program in the fall.
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Dennis, a boy with your insight
should not...
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stifle his creativity
in the pursuit of filthy lucre.
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Remember, my boy, it is poetry
that will save the world...
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not commerce.
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Corpus Christi pole.
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Won't find another one between here
and the Peruvian High Andes.
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Please be careful!
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Culmination of centuries
of the evolution of art.
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Took my sculpture students
two semesters to complete.
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Well, it's pretty awe-inspiring.
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Yes, it is, isn't it?
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You will think over my offer,
won't you?
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- Yes. Yes, I definitely will.
- Thanks, Dennis.
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This truck here's callin' your name!
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- You see that guy?
- Zoinks!
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That guy was heavy!
That's gonna be me, man.
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No, man.
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I move in with Joanie,
her mom creeps into my life.
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- I turn into that guy.
- Joanie is not like that at all.
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I wish I had your problem!
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Joanie's an incredible woman.
You'll deal.
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I don't want to just deal.
I'm supposed to be excited about this.
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You know I love her to death.
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I'm not sure if I'm ready for this.
I'm stressed out.
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I'm sick. Look at my gums.
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- Look at that.
- Oh, yuck!
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See that? I gotta go
to the dentist now.
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Excuse me.
You're Mickey, right?
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- From "The Mickey Chronicles"?
- Yeah.
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- I think you're terrific.
- Thanks.
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Would you autograph this?
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Yeah.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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- See you.
- I...
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What's the matter with you?
What are you doing?
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They're waiting for you
to go talk to 'em.
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No, they just like the comic strip.
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I don't stand a chance
with women like that.
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Are you out of your mind?
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There's a legion of these little
freshmen cho-cha who worship you.
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- You're like the black Ziggy.
- Great.
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I'm the little, lovable potato guy
with no neck.
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Oh, man, you shouldn't be stealin' beers
from your gracious employer.
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- How come?
- It's unethical.
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You should let me steal 'em.
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Shit. 'Sides, you think
there's a cornucopia...
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of shitty, menial jobs in this town
for a college dropout like yourself?
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Hey, they're already open.
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Slosh is the man.
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Slosh!
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- Hey, Doc.
- What are you doin' back there, man?
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I'm gettin' cheese, Doc.
You know, groovin' to the tunes.
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Okay, that's gonna cost you
three bucks, same as a customer.
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You know I don't like to get
all heavy and uncool...
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but you think
I'm running a soup kitchen?
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Hey, it's just a job, man.
I'll get another.
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A couple years ago you were
Mr. Straight Apple...
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Computer Science,
Goody Two-shoes Guy.
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Now look at you.
You're an embarrassment.
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You could've had one of these,
you know.
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We got free pizza and beer.
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Why don't you get off my nuts?
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- They wavin' at you?
- Yeah.
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Fucker! Get out!
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Watch it, man!
Jesus Christ!
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Fuck you!
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Do you know those fags?
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Yeah, a bunch of freshmen.
They just moved in.
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Sorry about that.
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It's an oldie but a goodie.
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- The young Slosh.
- Our little boy. He's grown up.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Scumbags!
Where'd you get the pizza?
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- From that place Slosh used to work at.
- What, again?
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Howdy, sir.
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Oh, man.
Slosh, you quit every two weeks.
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Hey, this time
I'm getting fired.
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But if you guys don't want
to share the windfall...
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Slosh is the man!
Come on. Brew me.
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- Here we go.
- All right.
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- To Slosh.
- Hey, Rob, where you goin'?
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I gotta pick up my paycheck.
I'll meet you at the boardwalk.
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He's gotta check in
with the warden first.
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That's what's happening here.
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Don't run off with Joanie.
Ride down with us.
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It's a boys' night.
Don't be a whipped dog.
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Oh, Jack. Do we really want to talk
about being pussy-whipped?
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Need I remind you
of a certain woman...
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whose first name
starts with the letter Dina?
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All right, fuck you.
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I'm not going to bring her along,
if that's what you're worried about.
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Anymore smart-ass comments
before I go?
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Yeah, just one.
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Who's been using
my coffee mug?
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I don't know.
Does anybody give a rip?
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I found it
out on the front stoop.
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Now, I thought I made this
abundantly clear...
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that there are two things
that nobody touches.
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My Vespa and my mug.
That's right.
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Now, come to find that one
of you syphilitic swine...
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had his diseased lips
on the thing?
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- All right. Have a stroke, Pappy.
- Ah! See? The guilty party.
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It's outrageous!
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You know, Chelsea said
she'd be there tonight.
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You like Chelsea now?
Good for you. You should go for her.
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I didn't know you were planning
another one of your Waterloos of love.
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Me either. Let's get going.
I don't want to miss this.
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Oh, Christ.
Here they come.
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Sorry we're late.
Joanie wanted to come.
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I hope you guys don't mind me
tagging along.
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It's my last chance
to go on the log ride.
237
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,736
No, by all means.
238
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,367
This collar looks
a little tight.
239
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,003
Just brace yourself, Joanie.
240
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,072
The lads may get a tad immature
for your tastes.
241
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,913
Just pretend I'm not here.
242
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:55,715
No, it's going to be a lot of fun.
243
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,483
Getting geared up
for the move to L.A.?
244
00:15:57,556 --> 00:16:01,083
Yes. I have so much to do.
I haven't even started packing...
245
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,628
Yeah, right. Let's get going
before the lines get too long.
246
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,687
Hustle along. Let's go.
247
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:07,996
Let's go.
248
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:24,507
- Nobody beats the big log!
- You should've paddled faster.
249
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,983
- Right!
- Sorry about that. They started it.
250
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:30,419
- She's all right. Right, baby?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
251
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,217
- Mickey! Guess who!
- What's up?
252
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,523
- Hey, Chelsea.
- Hi, guys.
253
00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:39,723
- Ride the roller coaster with me.
- I'm actually kind of hungry.
254
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,097
- Ride the roller coaster.
- I was about to get a chimichanga!
255
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,534
You just had an ice-cream sandwich.
256
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,266
- I sat on that!
- Go!
257
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,438
Faster!
258
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,705
- What is wrong with him?
- You think she likes him?
259
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,093
So we're leaving
the chancellor's party.
260
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,296
We've got a case of wine
and several trays of sushi...
261
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,532
that we've purloined
from the catering truck...
262
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,735
and our good buddy Flailin' Ed
sneaks upstairs.
263
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,971
- That guy was a genius.
- Who's Flailin' Ed?
264
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,037
- You don't wanna know.
- Shut the fuck up.
265
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,105
Let him tell the story.
266
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:37,044
He was this
Hunter S. Thompson-style drunk that...
267
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,114
- He used to live at El Rancho.
- Right. So we're thinkin'...
268
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:42,160
what the hell
is this guy gonna do?
269
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,594
By now, he's out of his mind
on amyl nitrate.
270
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,532
He's drooling,
and he's got this...
271
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:53,970
So, anyway, Ed moseys on up
into the master bedroom...
272
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,030
and drops a Lincoln log
in the tub.
273
00:18:03,048 --> 00:18:06,643
We had a great run, Slosh. If you
and Mickey get a nice apartment...
274
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,948
You ever stop and wonder...
275
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,489
what if what I got goin'
is the best I'm ever gonna get?
276
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,287
You'd be stupid
not to make it last.
277
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:17,021
I was beginning to think,
hey, fuck it.
278
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,758
One more spin
on the merry-go-round, slick.
279
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,823
I'll pay you Tuesday.
280
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,840
Gimme some lovin'!
281
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,936
What's the matter with you?
282
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:38,608
- Man, I'm starvin'.
- You just ate!
283
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,618
I didn't eat a damn thing all day.
284
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:43,246
Why do you give me shit every time
I put something in my mouth?
285
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:46,758
- Because you got a fat ass.
- You three can lick my crack.
286
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,816
- Okay?
- Jack. Phone.
287
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:58,934
Got it!
288
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,399
Slosh, hang up the phone!
289
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,342
Hello.
290
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,381
Oh, hey, Mom.
291
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,914
Do what?
292
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,951
Do I have another girlfriend yet?
293
00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:19,013
That's funny, Mom.
No. Gimme a break.
294
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,756
No, Mom,
I haven't seen Dina in a while.
295
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,327
What?
296
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,170
Graduation?
297
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:36,469
It's... on Saturday.
298
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:40,711
No, I just figured
you guys didn't want to.
299
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,940
It's basically the same
as high school grad...
300
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,506
the robes
and the stupid square hats, so...
301
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:50,786
Right.
302
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,621
Is Dad comin' too?
303
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,062
Oh, great. That's great.
It'll be a lot of fun.
304
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,164
Right.
305
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,422
Mom, I gotta go, all right?
306
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:33,623
Yeah, okay. I'll talk to you soon.
Me too, Mom.
307
00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:35,758
Yeah. See you Saturday. Bye.
308
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,671
You're not gonna show this
to anyone? You promise?
309
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,070
I promise.
310
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,476
Ah, yes.
Very beautiful.
311
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:49,537
- Okay, promise one more time.
- Yes, I promise. I promise.
312
00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:52,641
Ooh, wow!
Oh, my God!
313
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,652
Okay. No, come on!
314
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,522
Okay, hold on.
Let me put this down. I'm coming.
315
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:03,225
Don't you worry. Just a second.
Just let me put this down.
316
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,819
Yes. Hello. Hi, Mom.
317
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,592
- Oh, God, don't say Mom.
- Wave.
318
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,266
You still have your shoes on.
319
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,117
It's still a little rough.
320
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:41,188
You try to get your guy
to kill all the evil bunnies.
321
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:46,767
You know, Slosh, I bet if you
change the bunny rabbits to...
322
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:50,831
oh, say, Nazis or something,
I bet you could sell that thing.
323
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:52,501
Nah, it's just for fun.
324
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,680
You know what?
Guys, I'm not moving out.
325
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,714
- What?
- You heard me. I'm not movin' out.
326
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,052
I'm stayin' here
for another year at El Rancho.
327
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,421
- Oh, bullshit!
- Yeah, think about it.
328
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,756
Landlord ain't rented the place yet.
329
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,059
He'd be tickled three shades of pink
to keep gettin' checks from us.
330
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,691
Right? Think about it.
331
00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,726
You guys really wanna
give this place up?
332
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:23,338
What about the bar?
This is a fuckin' great bar.
333
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:27,700
We're just gonna leave it here
for the next asshole who moves in?
334
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:29,610
We couldn't do that to the bar.
335
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,707
Mickey and I were gonna
take it to the new apartment.
336
00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,043
Had some good times
at this bar, man.
337
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:41,258
Rob. Remember when we got the glass
cut and beveled to fit the top...
338
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,987
what a pain in the ass that was?
339
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,421
Wasn't cheap, that's for sure.
340
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:50,390
I don't know. I just figured
now that school's over...
341
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,630
I think we owe it to ourselves.
342
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,138
Relax a little bit.
Take it easy.
343
00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,304
A few grins.
344
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:02,143
If you guys stayed,
that'd be fuckin' awesome, man.
345
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,774
Fuck, yeah, man!
Yeah, it would!
346
00:23:04,850 --> 00:23:08,342
We could put the band back together.
Be like it was in the old days.
347
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,615
We'd have a fuckin'
great time, man.
348
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,055
These punks are easy.
It's just you two guys.
349
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,492
Oh, no.
Don't start with me, man.
350
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,495
Rob. Come on.
351
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,691
Where's our band gonna be
without our suave, sexy, front man guy?
352
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,926
After you quit on us,
the band fell apart.
353
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,028
- We're nothing without you.
- Yeah!
354
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,864
It's not gonna work.
355
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,674
Dennis. Business school in Michigan?
Who are you kidding?
356
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:37,044
You got three degrees already.
The whole thing's a joke.
357
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:39,083
You gonna walk away
from your photography...
358
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,914
after you spent a year on it?
359
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,853
You're finally gettin' your eye.
It's startin' to look good.
360
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,719
Okay, okay.
361
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:49,352
Actually, it's sort of funny
that you bring this up...
362
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,798
because Luther sort of offered me
an apprenticeship.
363
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:58,165
- What?
- He asked me to stay on next year.
364
00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:00,261
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I am.
365
00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:04,775
He is offering me a salary
and credit towards my MFA.
366
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:09,675
Dennis, you've been dying to transfer
to Michigan since I met you.
367
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:14,378
Yes, I know.
So, I will defer my enrollment.
368
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,217
I mean, come on!
What's another year?
369
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,452
Right? I mean, we're young
and stupid and unattached.
370
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,425
- Yes!
- Yes.
371
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,223
I was going to live with my brother.
That can wait.
372
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,924
Joanie's not gonna wait.
She'll flip out.
373
00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:29,057
You gotta be kiddin' me!
374
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,932
Rob, you can't fight this, man.
375
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:36,269
Come on! I need this.
We all need this.
376
00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:39,606
Jesus Christ, let's rage against
the dying of the light a little bit.
377
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,077
Yeah! Come on!
378
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,137
You don't want to end up
like the rental truck guy.
379
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:46,184
Forget about the skirt.
There are more where she came from.
380
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:47,479
Throw off the shackles!
381
00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:51,079
It'll be like the fuckin' old days.
Please, Rob! I'm begging you!
382
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,624
I'm on my hands and knees,
kissing your smelly ass!
383
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,319
All right! Let's do it!
384
00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:57,384
Just stay away from my ass!
385
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:04,000
Hey, bring your friends
to El Rancho tomorrow night.
386
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,400
Free beer.
387
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,169
Oh, yeah!
388
00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:13,336
You know how long it's been since I've
been with anybody besides Joanie?
389
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:15,709
- No, but I bet you do.
- Eighteen months.
390
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,578
Ouch! That's a long time
for the king of swing.
391
00:25:20,552 --> 00:25:22,645
- I think she likes you.
- Yeah.
392
00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:25,019
There you go.
That's a Mickey original.
393
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,353
Mick, you're a mindblower.
394
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,831
Hey, is that
that nut beer?
395
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,663
- Why don't you give me some?
- Get out of here, you cheap screw.
396
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,794
- Buy your own.
- Come on.
397
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,895
Why are you coming at me
with the "cheap screw" thing?
398
00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:42,234
I just want a taste.
399
00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:44,468
Every time we go out,
you buy that piss water...
400
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,477
and then you want my import.
401
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,672
- You think I'm not onto this routine?
- Thanks a lot!
402
00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:52,581
Watch out for that stuff. There's stuff
in there that'll give you butt cancer.
403
00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:55,245
What are you talkin' about?
This is good beer.
404
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,379
No, delicious, no doubt...
405
00:25:57,455 --> 00:25:59,389
but the darker-yielding hops...
406
00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:01,823
tend to get trapped
in your colon and fester...
407
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,884
until that magical moment...
408
00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:07,159
when your prostate
drops out like a peach pit.
409
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,096
Wait! Oh, Edgar.
410
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:14,034
There's been
a terrible mistake here.
411
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,300
This party was last weekend, Edgar.
412
00:26:16,374 --> 00:26:19,537
The party is over. They've already
cleaned up all the cups. Sorry.
413
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,437
- Who invited that dork?
- Treacherous little bastard.
414
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:24,914
Who's responsible? Slosh!
415
00:26:24,983 --> 00:26:27,076
Come here, Slosh.
416
00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:29,211
- Come here a second.
- Hey, what's up, bros?
417
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,451
- Did you invite the pud-whacker?
- Who?
418
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,891
The pud-whacker!
The fuckin' action man over there.
419
00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:38,862
- Who told you to invite him?
- Come here.
420
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,626
You see, Edgar used to live
in your room, okay?
421
00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:44,100
He's a compulsive
little jerk-off artist.
422
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:46,433
He's an idiot. He owes us
200 bucks for the phone bill.
423
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:49,530
- Always starin' at Joanie.
- I'm sorry. No more pud-whackers.
424
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,009
- We have a reputation to hold up here.
- That's right. Women.
425
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:56,175
- Mr. Mick.
- Mickey.
426
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,681
You wanna put some diapers
on that thing?
427
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,116
Jay, can we get a nipple
for Mickey's beer?
428
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,278
Just a minute.
429
00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:05,118
My number one big spender
is buying shots for everybody.
430
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:07,181
- Welcome back!
- Yeah!
431
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,564
People say nothing is forever.
432
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:16,760
If that's true, how do you explain
herpes or the Grateful Dead?
433
00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:19,861
I say forever's for people
who got the balls to make it last.
434
00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:23,203
We were back, all right. I was gonna
prove all these pricks wrong.
435
00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:26,641
Tomorrow, after the graduation ceremony,
the studio will be open.
436
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:30,374
Please feel free to bring along
your friends and relatives.
437
00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:32,279
Show off your excellent work.
438
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,342
Once again, thank you.
See you tomorrow.
439
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:41,251
- Luther.
- Yes, Jack.
440
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,489
I just wanted to know
what you thought of my final piece.
441
00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:47,827
You'll receive my written assessment
in the mail in a couple days.
442
00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,868
I know. I just wanted
to hear it from you.
443
00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:52,266
All right.
444
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:02,202
To be perfectly honest with you,
I find it muddled.
445
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,746
It seems to me you get lost
in abstractionism...
446
00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:09,548
and you lose sight
of your real feelings.
447
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,284
My real feelings?
448
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,349
It's the old argument, Jack.
449
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:20,855
Art isn't just the vomiting up
of adolescent angst.
450
00:28:20,932 --> 00:28:25,869
Real art is subject to
a complex filtration system...
451
00:28:25,937 --> 00:28:29,031
allied to
tried and true structures.
452
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,769
I look at your stuff,
and what do I see?
453
00:28:33,244 --> 00:28:37,840
I see 20th-century
American suburbia.
454
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,508
It doesn't resonate.
455
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,916
That was why I was so keen
to have you participate...
456
00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:43,749
in the Corpus Christi totem.
457
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:46,222
Yeah, but, Luther,
I told you...
458
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:50,557
I've never even been to Tijuana,
much less 15th-century South America.
459
00:28:50,628 --> 00:28:53,597
You know? What does
a Corpus Christi totem mean to me?
460
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:56,998
All the other students
were prepared to open themselves...
461
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,059
to a multicultural experience.
462
00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:02,364
That is why they have gone
full circle and why they...
463
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,273
They are full of shit
and have no personality!
464
00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:09,575
I mean, this multiculturalism thing
is completely bullshit!
465
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:12,980
I was raised in the suburbs.
That's what I'm trying to express.
466
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:14,780
That's what I know.
467
00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:17,253
So you intend
to captivate people...
468
00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:20,519
with the plight of the affluent,
white American male.
469
00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:24,624
Well, I have some shocking news
for you. Nobody cares.
470
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,498
He's givin' me his song and dance
about the tried and true structures...
471
00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:32,866
and all that bullshit.
472
00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:34,336
Hold on. I'm sorry.
473
00:29:34,405 --> 00:29:37,568
Oh, Mickey?
How much longer?
474
00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:39,166
Five minutes.
475
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:46,043
So then he said my stuff
was muddled vomit.
476
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,585
- Ouch!
- Yeah. Can you believe that wanker?
477
00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:50,678
- You're kidding me.
- No.
478
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,985
Oh. Well...
479
00:29:54,092 --> 00:29:56,686
I hate to be the fart
in your soup bowl, but...
480
00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:00,161
he loved mine.
481
00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,256
- What?
- Yeah.
482
00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:05,268
I threw in my "Working Boy"
photo essay.
483
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:08,398
Oh, my God!
You just finished that yesterday!
484
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:09,667
He loved it.
485
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:13,233
I'm telling you, man,
Luther went crazy for it.
486
00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,779
What? Slosh doing vodka shots
in his johnson holders?
487
00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:22,242
Yeah, Rancho.
Yeah, party here tonight.
488
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,822
What can I tell you? We're back.
All right, bring everybody.
489
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,259
Check it out, Jack.
490
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:34,822
Luther said that I brought a compelling,
socio-scatological edge to my work.
491
00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,431
- You're pullin' my rip cord, right?
- No. Not even a little bit.
492
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:41,431
You know he wants
to shuck your corncob, don't you?
493
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:48,512
You know, when you get
like this, it's just sad.
494
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,514
You slap this shit together,
he loves it.
495
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,516
He gives me a speech
on the filtration process.
496
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:55,485
- What does that tell you?
- That you're a dolt and a homophobe.
497
00:30:55,553 --> 00:30:59,785
What? It's just beyond the realm
of possibility that he likes my work?
498
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,792
I got it! Let's go!
499
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,385
You think I like having
incredible powers of perception?
500
00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:07,056
- Slosh, we're gonna go get the kegs.
- Consider the ulterior motives.
501
00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:08,621
Drop it, will ya.
502
00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,939
I can do this, right?
I'm just nervous, you know?
503
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:21,274
Don't worry about it. We're back.
Dudes of steel, right?
504
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:22,335
Yeah!
505
00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,176
There you go.
You look good.
506
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:27,218
Yeah? Oh, man.
You're not gonna wear that, are you?
507
00:31:27,285 --> 00:31:30,049
That "Too Drunk To Fuck" button.
You're not gonna wear that.
508
00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:32,885
Hey, this thing works
like fuckin' magic.
509
00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:35,152
You put this fuckin' button on,
and immediately...
510
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,320
drunk chicks come up and say,
"Is that really true?"
511
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,490
Please, don't be offended
if I laugh in your face.
512
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:42,863
That is ridiculous.
513
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,300
Four simple words
pack a lot of punch.
514
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:48,931
For one thing, it shows good taste
in music, which you obviously lack.
515
00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:51,066
Two, a self-deprecating
sense of humor...
516
00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:53,235
which women fuckin' love.
517
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:56,246
Three, this sort
of angst-ridden...
518
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:59,249
sexual mysteriousness thing
that I got goin' on.
519
00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:01,012
Oh, man!
520
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,019
Well, so much
for sexual mysteriousness.
521
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:05,385
I don't recall you gettin' anywhere
at the last party.
522
00:32:05,456 --> 00:32:07,924
No, that's right,
but I could have.
523
00:32:07,992 --> 00:32:09,516
Okay? Easily.
524
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,789
These are monastic times,
my friend.
525
00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:13,956
All portent
and no payoff is a win.
526
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,897
And I won big!
527
00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:18,435
So, I'm a photographer.
528
00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:22,200
Actually, I teach university...
529
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:25,640
and I'm looking for somebody
to do some modeling for me.
530
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:28,372
There may be some nudity required.
I don't know.
531
00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:32,280
Oh, hey, Mickey.
Where are you goin'?
532
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:34,409
- Piss.
- All right. Wait up.
533
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,900
- Hey!
- Hey, who's that?
534
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,702
You guys almost got me, man.
535
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,867
Oh. Hey, Crazy.
536
00:32:58,943 --> 00:33:00,968
Didn't you see
the band of Orks go by?
537
00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:04,412
- Orks?
- Well, we kind of live here.
538
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:07,076
Aren't we by the castle
in the woods?
539
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,381
- No.
- No.
540
00:33:11,055 --> 00:33:14,081
Hey, why don't you go back
to Ye Olde Pub...
541
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:15,785
and have yourself a pint of ale?
542
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,384
I was just tyin' my shoes.
543
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:20,488
I know. It's cool.
You gonna be ready to play later?
544
00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:23,830
- I wasn't in the bushes, man.
- Okay. That's fine.
545
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,067
Some guitar player
you got there.
546
00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:35,007
Well, by now
you should be knee-deep...
547
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,741
in a certain
young lady's underpants, huh?
548
00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:39,749
I see how well you're doin'.
549
00:33:39,817 --> 00:33:43,810
Listen. Always do
as I say, not as I do.
550
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,694
If you get thirsty,
come on back over here.
551
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:53,128
Or if you wanna rap
or need another drink...
552
00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:55,188
just come on back
and let me know, all right?
553
00:33:55,266 --> 00:33:57,461
Ya hot-blooded little monkey.
554
00:33:57,535 --> 00:34:00,197
- She's cute, Jack.
- So what?
555
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:02,205
One more line,
you would've bagged her.
556
00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:03,501
You think so?
557
00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:08,135
What's up with you and Mickey?
558
00:34:09,213 --> 00:34:11,272
Nothing. No sir.
559
00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:13,715
He treats me
like I'm his sister.
560
00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:17,619
I'm condemned to wallflower status.
I'm gonna die a lonely old maid.
561
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:21,522
Are you fishing for a compliment?
You can forget about it.
562
00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:24,584
Beat it, would ya? I'm tryin'
to get laid over here, all right?
563
00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:29,165
Beer?
564
00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:35,831
You're the rapscallions puttin' up
the basketball hoop, right?
565
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,933
That's us. We just moved
into the house down the block.
566
00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,305
So you get to live with Slosh, huh?
567
00:34:43,347 --> 00:34:45,645
Was he always this psycho?
568
00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,344
- Was Slosh always psycho?
- Yeah.
569
00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:53,685
Okay. I'm not going
to candy coat this for you.
570
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,394
He is a psychotic, maniac drunk.
571
00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:02,558
Okay? Been that way
since I met him.
572
00:35:02,633 --> 00:35:05,727
6:00 a. m?
Kid's shot out of a cannon.
573
00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:10,297
All right? Doesn't stop...
until the beer is gone.
574
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,835
Is Slosh a psycho?
575
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,407
Yeah! He's a psycho!
576
00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:20,610
All right, now beat it.
You guys bug me.
577
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,778
Get the hell out.
I'm finished. Go on!
578
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:25,755
Don't give me big,
Bambi-doe eyes. Beat it!
579
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,621
Are you gonna get that?
580
00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,890
No. Fuck 'em.
They're just gonna complain.
581
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:11,960
All right. Op Ivy,
Screeching Weasel...
582
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:14,470
How come you have...
583
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,905
all those pictures of Jim Belushi
on your wall?
584
00:36:18,476 --> 00:36:21,206
John Belushi.
He was a genius.
585
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,781
He had the class
to die in his prime.
586
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,976
Here we go, NOFX.
587
00:36:31,422 --> 00:36:34,152
Can I tell you something?
588
00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:36,790
Sure.
589
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,031
I always thought you were cute.
590
00:36:44,101 --> 00:36:46,399
When we would play
spring softball together...
591
00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:49,462
I'd always look
at your butt.
592
00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:54,711
Chelsea. Did you really?
593
00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:56,212
Yeah!
594
00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:00,909
What... about Mickey?
595
00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:05,388
I thought you guys...
I don't know.
596
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:08,584
Mickey doesn't like me,
and I like you.
597
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,886
Mickey! What's wrong, man?
598
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,832
Man, the same old story.
599
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,528
What happened?
You look like a dog's ass.
600
00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:20,127
We got any vodka?
601
00:37:27,712 --> 00:37:29,771
God, I hope that isn't true.
602
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,381
Wait a minute.
603
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:35,942
Chels, I'm...
604
00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:41,590
- I'm not into this.
- Why? Is it about Mickey?
605
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:44,287
- Mickey doesn't like me.
- No, it's not about Mickey.
606
00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:47,627
It's about you.
I'm not into it.
607
00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:49,962
- Okay?
- What did I do?
608
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:53,465
Nothing.
You didn't do anything.
609
00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:56,097
It's me.
You're not my type.
610
00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:59,665
All right. Look, we're not gonna
talk about this, okay?
611
00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:02,713
I'm really sorry.
God, I'm such an idiot!
612
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:06,539
Wait a second.
What I'm trying to say is... Chelsea!
613
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:17,286
- Hey! Psycho bro!
- Hey, dude!
614
00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:19,761
You shredded our lawn!
615
00:38:19,830 --> 00:38:22,230
- You got that beer bong back here?
- Yeah.
616
00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,063
- Right here.
- There it is!
617
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:27,263
- Enjoy it!
- Oh, yeah!
618
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,032
Hello? Dina!
619
00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:36,512
Hi, Dina.
Yeah, it's me, Jack.
620
00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:38,779
Listen...
621
00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,107
I just...
622
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,918
I'm sorry.
Did I wake you up?
623
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,652
I didn't mean to call so late.
I just called up because...
624
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:51,718
I have something I want to ask you,
if that's all right.
625
00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:55,431
Listen, Dina.
626
00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,894
I just wanna say...
627
00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:01,563
I just wanna say...
628
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:08,142
Fuck you!
629
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,404
Fuck you!
630
00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:15,075
Thank you...
631
00:39:15,152 --> 00:39:18,246
and welcome to Rancho,
where the stars shine bright...
632
00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:21,120
and the moon goes down
so it won't be hit by the stars.
633
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,989
Hey!
634
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,620
If my singer and drummer
would get the hell down here!
635
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,132
We're supposed to be on stage!
What up?
636
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,135
Slosh puke again?
What's the problem?
637
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,265
What?
638
00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:40,833
I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.
639
00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:45,041
Will you look at me?
I look like Jam Master Shecky!
640
00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:49,244
God! What are you,
fucking insane, man?
641
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,289
The pimp jacket is tits!
What's the stress factor?
642
00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:55,689
What's the stress factor?
I look like an asshole.
643
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:59,025
I haven't sung in a year.
Let's have Mickey DJ the party.
644
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:01,030
I don't want to make
a fool out of myself.
645
00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:03,225
Did you smell this thing?
Smell that.
646
00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:08,298
Pardon me, Mr. Fuckin'
Highfalutin Econ Guy...
647
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:12,775
but this bitch-slappin',
pimp-ass fuckin' coat is your trademark.
648
00:40:12,843 --> 00:40:16,745
- You wore it at every gig.
- We only had five gigs.
649
00:40:16,814 --> 00:40:19,874
You gonna be a baby?
You gonna be a pussy about it?
650
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:22,919
Forget it. That's fine,
'cause Slosh was gonna do a song.
651
00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,352
He'll wear the coat.
652
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,391
We could have him do your whole set.
You don't need to worry.
653
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:29,551
Whoa, wait!
654
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,822
Don't beg me.
I'll do it.
655
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,694
Is everybody happy?
656
00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:43,535
Look at that girl
Juliet-cious
657
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:47,338
And me, I'm so cool
I'm Romeo Sid Vicious
658
00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:50,312
Bring on the ball
and the cruisers
659
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:53,873
Santa Claus and Santa Cruz
is where the bruisers can be losers
660
00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:56,511
Hey, lookit there
It's a dude
661
00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:59,385
Well, the dude is crude
The dude is rude, the dude is lewd
662
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,858
The dude is crude
The dude is stewed, the dude is nude
663
00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:04,792
Oh, can't you tell
664
00:41:06,163 --> 00:41:07,687
That dude is steel
665
00:41:32,423 --> 00:41:34,755
Hey! We have to wrap this up.
666
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:39,285
But before we do,
Slosh would like to do a song.
667
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,155
Slosh! Where are you, man?
668
00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:45,358
No way, chief!
You're gonna sing one?
669
00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:47,529
All right! I didn't know
this was your band!
670
00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:48,936
It's my band.
671
00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:53,975
Come on, baby!
Do it, man!
672
00:41:54,044 --> 00:41:57,172
Do it! You're the man!
You're the man!
673
00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:06,619
Oh, yes!
Very nice!
674
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,681
- Whee-ee-ee.
- Hey, baby. Hey, woman.
675
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,184
Neat threads.
Where are all your hos?
676
00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:16,893
Yeah. I figured, why not?
It's all a part of the show.
677
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:20,695
You know what I mean?
Why don't you give me...
678
00:42:20,771 --> 00:42:24,263
Rob! You're all sweaty
and gross! Don't!
679
00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:26,932
I was thinking.
680
00:42:27,011 --> 00:42:30,344
We should start our own little
Josie and the Pussycats band.
681
00:42:30,414 --> 00:42:32,348
- What do you think?
- Yeah!
682
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,544
Get a song and sing it over and over
and scream it into the microphone.
683
00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:38,611
It'll be great.
Oh, Rob.
684
00:42:38,689 --> 00:42:41,749
You're not going to go get your
scrotum pierced or anything, are you?
685
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,298
Well. Whoa!
686
00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,731
Joanie, come here.
Can I talk to you for a second?
687
00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:55,101
Uh-oh! I think I'm going
to get a talking to.
688
00:42:55,973 --> 00:42:58,635
- I'll be right over there, girls, okay?
- Stand strong.
689
00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:02,008
- All right. Over here?
- Yeah. Over here.
690
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,137
One, two, three, four!
691
00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,455
What are you doing?
692
00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:14,252
What are you doing?
693
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,316
You think I was trying
to be funny out there?
694
00:43:16,393 --> 00:43:17,758
What?
695
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,795
You were kooky.
You know, wacky.
696
00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:23,389
Hey, don't do that.
697
00:43:24,134 --> 00:43:27,467
Don't do that. Don't you
come over here to my house...
698
00:43:27,538 --> 00:43:29,733
and belittle me
and my housemates...
699
00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,798
in front of these
little fuckin' teenyboppers.
700
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:33,365
This means something to me.
701
00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,377
You know what?
702
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:41,179
When me and my friends get together
and we get all cuckoo-wacky...
703
00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:42,741
that's the real me.
704
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,788
I'm a cuckoo-wacky bastard.
705
00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:48,484
Oh! So... this is the real you.
706
00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:50,527
Yeah, that's right.
707
00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:52,687
And which one of you...
708
00:43:52,763 --> 00:43:55,789
was the guy who told me
to shut up in front of his friends?
709
00:43:55,866 --> 00:43:58,960
- Is that the real you?
- I guess that is the real me.
710
00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:01,470
I'm an asshole.
You didn't know that?
711
00:44:01,538 --> 00:44:03,665
No, I didn't know that.
712
00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:07,441
But thanks. I'm glad we got
this straightened out.
713
00:44:07,511 --> 00:44:09,536
Yeah. Me too.
714
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,180
- I think I should be going.
- Yeah, why don't you?
715
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:15,241
Have fun at breakfast
with Mommy.
716
00:44:17,454 --> 00:44:19,319
Drive fucking careful!
717
00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:23,190
Now we are 21
Now we have to get things done
718
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:31,192
We can't watch Brady Bunch
We can't eat Cap'n Crunch
719
00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:33,031
No!
720
00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:36,004
When I was 17
I used to watch TV
721
00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:39,440
But now I'm 21
and I drink way too much
722
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,445
Twenty-one
Now we are 21
723
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,447
Now we are 21
724
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:50,010
Now we are 21
725
00:44:58,796 --> 00:45:01,321
Hey! Who the fuck
let the bacon in here?
726
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:04,996
Freebird!
727
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:10,307
Free-fucking-bird!
728
00:45:10,342 --> 00:45:11,740
Free-fucking-bird!
729
00:45:24,621 --> 00:45:26,282
Up the academy.
730
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,548
Oh, God!
731
00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:33,894
Hey, Mickey. What happened
with Chelsea? Did you make it happen?
732
00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:36,159
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Oh, come on.
733
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:38,258
Spill yon beans, sonny boy.
734
00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:40,394
You didn't say
anything stupid, did ya?
735
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:42,735
All I know is that she left early.
736
00:45:42,806 --> 00:45:44,899
Stop breakin' his nads.
737
00:45:44,975 --> 00:45:48,172
I saw that female freak-out
Joanie pulled on you.
738
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,940
Oh, yeah, man.
That was ugly.
739
00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:52,982
Fuck! I'm supposed to be having
breakfast with her mother.
740
00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:55,143
Oh, yikes!
Meetin' the mom.
741
00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:58,017
Dennis, what happened to that chick
you were dancin' with?
742
00:45:58,088 --> 00:46:02,286
Oh, her. Well...
I talked to her at some length...
743
00:46:02,359 --> 00:46:05,556
and, quite frankly,
found her substandard.
744
00:46:05,629 --> 00:46:08,154
- Oh, God! Fuck you!
- No, it's true.
745
00:46:08,232 --> 00:46:11,133
We spoke in detail,
and I decided that...
746
00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:14,659
there was something
genetically impolite about her.
747
00:46:14,738 --> 00:46:16,035
Come on! Drink!
748
00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:18,097
What's wrong with you people?
749
00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:24,976
This sucks. I swear,
it's the same after every party.
750
00:46:25,048 --> 00:46:28,848
Everybody goes home, and I end up
sittin' here with you dickheads.
751
00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:31,114
Mick, you're better off this way,
believe me.
752
00:46:31,188 --> 00:46:33,247
This is what freedom's all about.
753
00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:36,690
With a girlfriend,
you get a constant supply.
754
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,661
It's the same meal every day,
but you never go hungry.
755
00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:41,721
Now, single guys like us...
756
00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,199
obviously, there are
no regular meals...
757
00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:47,101
but when it's finally chow time...
758
00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:49,538
it's a smorgasbord.
759
00:46:49,606 --> 00:46:52,006
A little bit of this,
a little bit of that.
760
00:46:52,075 --> 00:46:54,373
Some smorgasbord.
I'm stuffed.
761
00:46:54,444 --> 00:46:57,311
Sometimes it rains,
sometimes it doesn't, but ask yourself:
762
00:46:57,381 --> 00:46:59,508
Do you really want a girlfriend...
763
00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:02,051
or just some comforting,
disease-free harbor...
764
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:04,053
where you can park your genitals?
765
00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:06,112
I want to be in love.
766
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:11,358
He wants to be in love!
Sure, see how long that lasts.
767
00:47:11,428 --> 00:47:14,727
I'll tell ya,
it's like Camus was right.
768
00:47:14,798 --> 00:47:16,789
The greatest love affair
in the world...
769
00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:20,496
is where you get a woman,
she fuckin' loves you, you know?
770
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,505
And right in the middle
of the salad days...
771
00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:25,337
when you're still stupid
in love with each other, she dies.
772
00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:28,134
She never gets
a chance to dump you.
773
00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:30,203
She never gets
to drag her family into it.
774
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,372
That's right.
775
00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:33,882
You never get sick of her.
Love never fades.
776
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:35,316
To Camus!
777
00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:38,619
- Camus!
- Camus! To Al!
778
00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:07,140
Me and Dina were supposed
to go to Bali after graduation.
779
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:11,115
That clown will probably
take her to Six Flags.
780
00:48:11,188 --> 00:48:13,213
Hope he falls off
the loop-de-loop.
781
00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:16,748
To make matters worse, I had
the parental units for the day.
782
00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:18,795
Hey, Mom.
783
00:48:18,862 --> 00:48:22,127
- Well, "con-graduations."
- In Catcher In the Rye...
784
00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:24,667
Holden Caulfield said
something to the effect of...
785
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,726
whenever you get
someplace new and exciting...
786
00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:30,432
somebody else has been there first
and scribbled "fuck you" on it.
787
00:48:30,507 --> 00:48:32,441
For me, that person
was my father.
788
00:48:32,509 --> 00:48:35,239
- Dad. Good to see you.
- Jack.
789
00:48:35,312 --> 00:48:38,076
So... you find the hotel all right?
790
00:48:38,148 --> 00:48:40,844
Oh, yes. Right next
to the methadone clinic.
791
00:48:41,952 --> 00:48:44,079
By the way, what was all that
hooting and hollering...
792
00:48:44,154 --> 00:48:46,088
during the commencement speech?
793
00:48:46,156 --> 00:48:48,420
I remember my graduation
as being much more solemn.
794
00:48:48,492 --> 00:48:52,826
It's just Santa Cruz.
We're a lot more casual up here.
795
00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:54,921
What do you plan to do
now that you've graduated?
796
00:48:55,966 --> 00:48:59,094
Well, I've only been
a college graduate for 17 minutes...
797
00:48:59,169 --> 00:49:00,796
so I don't know yet.
798
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,873
Well, according
to my calculations...
799
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,809
that's 17 minutes behind
anyone who's planned ahead.
800
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:16,082
Hey, guys!
We finally made it!
801
00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:19,278
Yeah, we did.
802
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:23,725
This whole thing's a travesty.
803
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,659
Are your folks not coming up
to celebrate?
804
00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:27,458
Yeah, right!
805
00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:29,795
This is my third degree.
They don't bother anymore.
806
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,431
Ooh! I'll tell you one thing.
807
00:49:32,502 --> 00:49:34,868
That Felicia's got a neat
little turd cutter on her.
808
00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:41,036
Jesus. You gotta
help me out here, Dennis.
809
00:49:41,111 --> 00:49:44,410
Joanie and her mom
are lurking out there somewhere.
810
00:49:45,615 --> 00:49:48,277
I don't want to get shackled down
like some mutt, right?
811
00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:50,377
No, you don't.
812
00:49:50,454 --> 00:49:54,254
You tell that hag and her
skunk of a mother to drop dead.
813
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,817
Yeah, I better find her, huh?
814
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,057
All my relatives were gonna come up
for my graduation next year.
815
00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:06,558
And instead you slapped them
in the face, huh?
816
00:50:06,636 --> 00:50:08,001
Pretty much.
817
00:50:09,106 --> 00:50:13,202
My mom says my granddad cries
every time they mention my name.
818
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,813
He's from the old country.
819
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,973
What, is he Sicilian?
820
00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:23,918
Come on! Don't give me
the family disgrace crap.
821
00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:26,353
- You don't understand Asian culture.
- I know.
822
00:50:26,423 --> 00:50:28,391
I'm just a big ol' white dummy.
823
00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:31,256
Look, despite your obvious
racial handicap...
824
00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:35,264
you are an American citizen now,
so act like one.
825
00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:39,132
We shit all over our families,
and then we have kids...
826
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:42,194
who grow up to be as big
a fuck-ups as we are.
827
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,807
I guess I have that
to look forward to.
828
00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,807
That's right.
829
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,810
Which one is it?
830
00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:50,210
It's here.
It's this one.
831
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,375
It's so shiny!
832
00:50:57,921 --> 00:51:00,719
This is wild.
Is this yours too?
833
00:51:00,791 --> 00:51:02,418
No, Mom.
834
00:51:02,492 --> 00:51:04,551
- Aha.
- Good. Okay.
835
00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:10,996
I really like it, Jack.
It's really cute.
836
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,401
Dad?
837
00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:17,563
Well, what are you
gonna do with it?
838
00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:21,076
I'm not gonna do
anything with it.
839
00:51:21,144 --> 00:51:24,739
I just... was wondering
what you thought.
840
00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:31,812
Oh, look at...
the hand, and...
841
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:36,416
It's cast metal, isn't it?
842
00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:39,853
How much would you say it weighs?
843
00:51:44,568 --> 00:51:46,559
Hey. What's goin' on?
844
00:51:47,571 --> 00:51:49,562
- Congratulations.
- Huh?
845
00:51:50,607 --> 00:51:51,767
Oh, yeah.
846
00:51:54,077 --> 00:51:56,011
Listen, Joanie...
847
00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:58,309
I'm sorry about what
I said at the boardwalk.
848
00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:00,315
- No, I'm sorry.
- I was really...
849
00:52:00,383 --> 00:52:01,782
It'll never happen again.
850
00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:03,786
I blew the prime directive
of girlfriending.
851
00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:05,845
I got between a guy
and his friends.
852
00:52:08,825 --> 00:52:11,350
So, Monday...
it's right around the corner.
853
00:52:12,362 --> 00:52:14,887
Yeah, I been thinkin' about it.
854
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:17,365
- Maybe we could talk...
- Oh. Here she is.
855
00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:20,562
- Oh... shit.
- This is no big deal, okay?
856
00:52:20,637 --> 00:52:22,571
Okay. All right.
857
00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:23,970
Hi, Mom.
858
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:28,376
Mom, this is Rob.
Rob, this is my mother.
859
00:52:28,445 --> 00:52:29,912
Why, hi there.
860
00:52:32,182 --> 00:52:33,376
You okay?
861
00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:35,441
Here, babe.
Drink some.
862
00:52:39,289 --> 00:52:41,086
Oh! He's choking!
863
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,092
I just need
to catch my breath.
864
00:52:44,628 --> 00:52:45,925
Push!
865
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,692
It's okay, Mrs. Crump!
I'm okay. It's fine.
866
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:52,490
I'm fine.
867
00:52:52,569 --> 00:52:54,764
You still have something
coming out of your nose.
868
00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:59,375
Let's start all over.
I'm Joanie's mom.
869
00:52:59,442 --> 00:53:01,842
- You can just call me Vicki.
- Hi.
870
00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,903
It's a pleasure
to finally meet you.
871
00:53:05,415 --> 00:53:07,349
I don't know, Mickey.
872
00:53:07,417 --> 00:53:10,580
I'm beginning to think I need to
find myself a nice mute woman.
873
00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:13,555
- Like the one in that movie.
- Like the one at the ticket office.
874
00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:15,591
- No. Christ, not her.
- What's wrong with her?
875
00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:19,459
Randy's having a beach bonfire
at Seabright. Are you gonna go?
876
00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:21,292
- I don't know.
- Come on.
877
00:53:21,364 --> 00:53:24,390
If the grunion run up on the beach,
we can hit 'em with sticks.
878
00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,833
Dennis and I were gonna hang out...
879
00:53:26,903 --> 00:53:30,236
and do some graduation
celebratin' and stuff.
880
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:33,071
- We might come after.
- Okay.
881
00:53:34,244 --> 00:53:36,439
- Maybe I'll see you later.
- Yeah.
882
00:53:40,116 --> 00:53:44,678
- Oh, fuck! I don't believe her, man.
- You're an idiot.
883
00:53:44,754 --> 00:53:46,779
Oh, Dennis.
Excuse me, please.
884
00:53:49,926 --> 00:53:51,860
Really, I think there's
something wrong with you.
885
00:53:51,928 --> 00:53:53,759
Something very, very wrong.
886
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:56,924
I want you to stop by
the faculty luncheon this afternoon.
887
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,992
Meet some of the people
you'll be working with.
888
00:54:01,438 --> 00:54:03,372
To tell you the truth,
I just made plans.
889
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,170
Well, piss on your plans.
Stop by for a few minutes.
890
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:09,178
Hobnob with the good
and the great, hmm?
891
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,679
There'll be free drink.
892
00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:13,341
Perhaps that will provide you
with sufficient motivation.
893
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:15,174
Well...
894
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,186
okay, I'll see you there.
895
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,916
Impress everyone.
Make me look good.
896
00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:21,252
I will.
897
00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:32,668
Ahh. Excellent.
898
00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:37,368
Now, Jack, tell me. That girl
you've been going around with.
899
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,738
What about her?
900
00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:43,745
Dina? We don't
talk much anymore.
901
00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:47,271
I never did get the story straight.
Who dumped who, dear?
902
00:54:49,552 --> 00:54:52,453
Well, I guess
she dumped me, Mom.
903
00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:55,150
You guess?
Why would she do that?
904
00:54:57,494 --> 00:55:01,225
She just...
fell out of love with me.
905
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:04,096
People just don't
fall out of love, dear.
906
00:55:04,167 --> 00:55:06,465
They need a little shove.
907
00:55:06,536 --> 00:55:08,561
Was she sleeping
with both of you at once?
908
00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:10,606
- Christ, Mom!
- Look, Jack.
909
00:55:10,674 --> 00:55:12,938
You're a college graduate.
Don't be so milquetoast.
910
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:22,643
You loved her, didn't you?
911
00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:25,848
Are we still on this?
Yeah, I did.
912
00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:27,981
She was the best.
913
00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:29,719
It's been a while though.
914
00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:31,988
Don't you think
you should be over her by now?
915
00:55:32,062 --> 00:55:35,998
I don't know, Mom.
Is there a time limit?
916
00:55:36,066 --> 00:55:39,866
What do you guys want me to say?
I'm sorry. Yes, I still love her.
917
00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:46,167
All right. If that's the case, fine.
Go get her.
918
00:55:47,110 --> 00:55:49,977
Tell her you love her.
Sweep her off her feet.
919
00:55:50,046 --> 00:55:53,209
You guys are missing something.
She dumped me.
920
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:56,150
Oh, Jack.
Don't be a horse's ass.
921
00:55:56,219 --> 00:55:58,312
Either fish or cut the bait, hmm?
922
00:55:58,388 --> 00:56:01,482
Don't be pining away
over a girl like some chump.
923
00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:03,492
You know?
Go get her!
924
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,028
We still have
your bedroom at the house.
925
00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,654
You two can live there!
926
00:56:07,731 --> 00:56:10,165
That's it. I'll pull some strings
and get you into work.
927
00:56:10,233 --> 00:56:11,825
We'll start you in shipping.
928
00:56:11,901 --> 00:56:14,165
You're getting a late start,
but in a couple of years...
929
00:56:14,237 --> 00:56:16,171
I'm sure you can make
something of yourself.
930
00:56:17,407 --> 00:56:19,967
You guys are flippin' out, man.
931
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:24,309
Jesus, Mary and the Apostles, boy!
When are you going to get serious?
932
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:26,144
You think this is, a damn game?
933
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:29,344
I just made you
a goddamned sensible offer!
934
00:56:31,921 --> 00:56:34,185
Darryl, please.
You're gonna make a scene.
935
00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:35,724
Listen to me!
936
00:56:35,792 --> 00:56:39,751
I don't care if the girl is in or out.
Make a goddamn decision!
937
00:56:42,766 --> 00:56:45,030
What's with you guys?
What did I do?
938
00:56:45,101 --> 00:56:47,262
What's with all the pressure?
939
00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:50,329
We love you, Jack.
You know that.
940
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,705
We're proud
you went away to college.
941
00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:56,075
We're not so happy
you got a degree in art.
942
00:56:57,347 --> 00:56:58,439
Why not?
943
00:56:58,515 --> 00:57:01,507
It's not worth anything.
It has no cash value.
944
00:57:01,584 --> 00:57:03,518
It's time to give up.
945
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:07,716
You've had four years to be happy
and do what you want.
946
00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:09,122
But...
947
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:13,187
I want to do what I want
my whole life.
948
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:15,788
- Oh, Jack!
- What?
949
00:57:15,865 --> 00:57:18,265
Life is not a fairy tale.
950
00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:19,858
But, Dad...
951
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:23,963
I don't want to be some zombie
climbing the corporate ladder.
952
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,235
You'll learn to like it!
953
00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,300
It's the American way!
954
00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:31,211
Don't even bother.
Stop trying to talk sense into him.
955
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:35,149
Go out there and see how many people
are going to pay you...
956
00:57:35,218 --> 00:57:38,654
to arrange garbage
into neat little piles.
957
00:57:39,756 --> 00:57:42,884
Oh, waiter? Check, please,
when you have a chance.
958
00:57:44,861 --> 00:57:47,352
I need to go to the bathroom.
May I be excused?
959
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,374
Hey! Whoa!
960
00:57:59,442 --> 00:58:01,910
Where you going
with that video game, young man?
961
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,446
What do you care?
You guys never play it.
962
00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:09,245
I would've gotten around
to it eventually.
963
00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:25,533
All right.
964
00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:28,070
Mom, Dad...
965
00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:31,129
No! Just shut up
and listen to me for a second!
966
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,943
I appreciate everything
you've done for me...
967
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:37,002
but I'm my own man now.
968
00:58:56,633 --> 00:58:58,965
But I'm my own man now.
969
00:58:59,035 --> 00:59:01,731
You both had a chance
to screw up your lives...
970
00:59:01,804 --> 00:59:04,466
so just... back off.
971
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:07,669
Give me a chance
to screw up mine.
972
00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:13,012
Mom.
973
00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:16,017
All right. Don't cry.
It's okay. It's fine.
974
00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:19,785
Dad.
975
00:59:19,856 --> 00:59:22,017
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
976
00:59:23,426 --> 00:59:27,487
It takes a big man to admit
when he's wrong like that.
977
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,593
I love you too.
978
00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:49,914
What are you doing?
979
00:59:51,487 --> 00:59:53,819
You're ditching me here?
980
00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:55,949
He's a man of the world.
He'll find his way.
981
00:59:56,025 --> 00:59:58,858
Send us a postcard
from Skid Row!
982
00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:01,726
What? Wait!
I got something to say!
983
01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:06,763
Thanks a lot.
984
01:00:11,774 --> 01:00:14,538
Whoa! Man, this is phat!
985
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:16,374
- You made this?
- Yep.
986
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,414
Thanks for bringing this over.
987
01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:21,678
- Somebody fuckin' brew me.
- Andy, beer! Come on! Brew!
988
01:00:21,751 --> 01:00:24,379
Here you go, man.
989
01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,388
All right. Stew's the man.
990
01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,798
I felt like it didn't matter
if I was there or not.
991
01:00:38,868 --> 01:00:42,133
You looked at me and you
were all, "Hi, Theresa."
992
01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:45,140
Like you weren't
even glad to see me.
993
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:47,142
And Danielle's all,
"What's with you and Doug?"
994
01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:50,805
I'm like, "Why?" She's all, "It doesn't
seem like you guys are talking."
995
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:53,144
This always happens
when we're at parties.
996
01:00:53,216 --> 01:00:55,980
Does not. I don't do
the hugging, kissing...
997
01:00:56,052 --> 01:00:58,486
public-display-of-affection
thing.
998
01:00:58,554 --> 01:01:01,580
It's something that should be
better kept in private.
999
01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,456
It makes me feel
like you don't even care.
1000
01:01:04,527 --> 01:01:08,759
What? Because I'm not actively
showing you my adoration?
1001
01:01:08,831 --> 01:01:10,264
Yeah!
1002
01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,960
- Excuse me.
- What?
1003
01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,970
Would you guys mind
just shutting up?
1004
01:01:15,038 --> 01:01:17,632
Keep your pathetic little
relationship to yourselves.
1005
01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:21,609
Hello.
1006
01:01:23,212 --> 01:01:24,577
Me? Why?
1007
01:01:24,647 --> 01:01:28,344
Good, because I'm not going
to forget about this, okay?
1008
01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:31,216
Hey! Why don't you mind
your own business?
1009
01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:35,121
Chick, you're making it
my business.
1010
01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:37,125
"Chick"?
1011
01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:39,127
So I'm a chick now.
1012
01:01:40,663 --> 01:01:44,565
Who do you think you are,
telling people what to do?
1013
01:01:44,634 --> 01:01:46,932
I don't want to hear
your dirty laundry.
1014
01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:50,336
I think I speak for everyone here.
Keep it to yourself.
1015
01:01:50,406 --> 01:01:54,240
You don't speak for me,
and you don't tell me what to do!
1016
01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:57,370
Just shut the fuck up! Okay?
Ride the fucking bus!
1017
01:01:57,447 --> 01:02:01,440
How hard is that?
Keep to yourself. Just shut up!
1018
01:02:01,517 --> 01:02:05,385
- What the hell is going on?
- You're lucky I don't know karate.
1019
01:02:05,455 --> 01:02:08,117
- So lucky.
- All right. Settle down, Doug.
1020
01:02:09,292 --> 01:02:12,819
This had better be good.
What seems to be the problem?
1021
01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:15,125
He called me "chick."
1022
01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:16,756
A "chick"?
1023
01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:21,597
Not on my bus.
1024
01:02:21,671 --> 01:02:23,536
You're out of here.
1025
01:02:23,606 --> 01:02:24,971
What?
1026
01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:29,307
You may get away with that language
on the 2 or the 7, but not on the 3!
1027
01:02:29,378 --> 01:02:32,506
- That kind of language doesn't...
- Fuck you, man!
1028
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,516
Fuck me?
Fuck you, buddy!
1029
01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:36,381
Hey, buddy!
1030
01:02:37,820 --> 01:02:39,617
Let go!
1031
01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:41,953
Give me my fuckin' shirt back!
1032
01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:45,516
You want your shirt back? Learn
to treat a woman with some respect.
1033
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,393
- Then you'll get your shirt back.
- Spaz-o.
1034
01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:52,628
- You're not so tough now, are you?
- Fuck you! Fuck off!
1035
01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:55,034
Don't hit my bus!
1036
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,594
Jerk-off!
1037
01:02:56,672 --> 01:02:58,936
You jerk... off.
1038
01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:21,656
You wouldn't believe
my fuckin' day.
1039
01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,451
Keg tapped out?
1040
01:04:31,234 --> 01:04:34,328
You want to get
a twelver and shred?
1041
01:05:02,431 --> 01:05:04,092
You all right?
1042
01:05:22,018 --> 01:05:25,112
I tell you, man,
I don't get it.
1043
01:05:27,456 --> 01:05:30,220
You know who
she's going out with now?
1044
01:05:30,293 --> 01:05:32,523
Who who's going out with?
1045
01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:36,326
Dina. You know who's the new me?
1046
01:05:36,399 --> 01:05:39,061
What do you care?
I thought you were over her.
1047
01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:41,695
She's got some new
fucking boyfriend now.
1048
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:46,765
You know him. That fuckin' guy with
the bug with Bob Marley on the door.
1049
01:05:46,842 --> 01:05:49,276
- That greasy guy?
- Yeah.
1050
01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:52,940
Dumped me for
some white trash Rastafarian.
1051
01:05:54,317 --> 01:05:57,445
Bullshit. I envy you.
1052
01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,011
You got the good life now
with Chelsea.
1053
01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:02,057
I got no kind of life with Chelsea.
1054
01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:05,116
You could have,
if you put in any effort.
1055
01:06:05,194 --> 01:06:07,788
- She likes you.
- What?
1056
01:06:07,863 --> 01:06:09,558
That's fine.
1057
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:12,567
I want you two
to be happy together.
1058
01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:16,867
Are you talking about the party
when she came up to my room?
1059
01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:20,705
Has this been an issue for you?
You've been stewing on this.
1060
01:06:20,776 --> 01:06:23,210
She did that
to make you jealous.
1061
01:06:23,279 --> 01:06:25,144
Yeah. Yeah, I'll bet.
1062
01:06:25,214 --> 01:06:28,308
She only came up there
to provoke a response.
1063
01:06:28,384 --> 01:06:32,150
What does it take to light a fire
under your ass anyway?
1064
01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,294
You're unbelievable, man.
You know that?
1065
01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:44,800
You get off on being a poor little
guy who can't get a girlfriend?
1066
01:06:44,867 --> 01:06:48,462
I'll tell you what else she did.
She put my balls in her mouth.
1067
01:06:48,537 --> 01:06:51,802
She put my nuts in her mouth and
hummed "The Star-Spangled Banner."
1068
01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:57,679
All right. See?
There you go.
1069
01:06:57,747 --> 01:07:01,183
What the fuck's the matter...
All right. Take it easy!
1070
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,912
Jesus Christ! All right!
1071
01:07:03,986 --> 01:07:08,116
I made all that shit up.
I was trying to piss you off.
1072
01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,556
She's a fine young lady...
1073
01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:14,118
fine, upstanding young citizen.
1074
01:07:15,798 --> 01:07:18,528
Nice little titties too.
1075
01:07:18,601 --> 01:07:21,468
I'm sorry, man.
I was just kidding.
1076
01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:25,301
I'm a bigger dumb shit
than you are.
1077
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:29,037
I'm getting advice from you,
and you're carrying a torch for Dina.
1078
01:07:31,247 --> 01:07:35,206
That's right. See how great
having a girlfriend is?
1079
01:07:35,284 --> 01:07:38,253
Aren't you just dying
for a steady gal pal...
1080
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:40,880
who'll love,
cherish and betray you?
1081
01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:44,221
You should try it.
It's a lot of fun.
1082
01:07:57,373 --> 01:07:59,068
All right, you guys.
1083
01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:02,610
Tremendous.
1084
01:08:02,678 --> 01:08:05,169
- Nice meeting you, Rob.
- Nice meeting you.
1085
01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:07,909
See you.
I'll see you later.
1086
01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:09,917
All right. I'll call you.
1087
01:08:11,153 --> 01:08:12,984
- Bye.
- We'll talk.
1088
01:08:13,055 --> 01:08:15,615
So, you met the mom, huh?
1089
01:08:15,691 --> 01:08:19,388
Yeah. We went for chowder
and went up to the Mystery Spot.
1090
01:08:19,462 --> 01:08:22,295
It was boring.
1091
01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:25,629
Looked like you were hitting it off.
What's up with that?
1092
01:08:26,969 --> 01:08:30,029
If you want to call it that.
1093
01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:32,506
- You got lipstick on you.
- What?
1094
01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:36,443
Stop playing house darts!
You're wrecking the furniture.
1095
01:08:36,512 --> 01:08:38,377
All right! House darts!
1096
01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,005
Forget it, Rob!
1097
01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:41,777
Stop with the darts!
1098
01:08:44,153 --> 01:08:45,745
You're so cool.
1099
01:08:45,821 --> 01:08:48,312
Guys, we've got some beers here.
1100
01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:54,118
The fine brew.
The elixir of the gods.
1101
01:08:54,196 --> 01:08:56,721
I realize now
that my only salvation...
1102
01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,427
lies at the bottom
of this bottle.
1103
01:08:59,502 --> 01:09:02,403
Uh, guys?
Are you guys really staying?
1104
01:09:04,073 --> 01:09:05,631
What does that mean?
1105
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:09,166
It's just that Stew
and those guys down the street...
1106
01:09:09,245 --> 01:09:11,304
just asked me to move in.
1107
01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:14,543
Unless you guys are staying,
then I'll be moving there.
1108
01:09:14,617 --> 01:09:16,414
So you'd sell us out?
1109
01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:20,114
No. I just wanted to be sure
before I said no.
1110
01:09:20,189 --> 01:09:22,157
Is everyone for sure staying?
1111
01:09:23,225 --> 01:09:25,557
Yeah, we're
fuckin' staying, man!
1112
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:29,525
I can't leave this place yet.
1113
01:09:29,598 --> 01:09:32,999
Slosh, what's the matter with you?
We got a beach party to go to.
1114
01:09:33,068 --> 01:09:36,834
Brew these fuckin' guys
before we all die of thirst here.
1115
01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:44,708
Fine. Forget it. Fuck you, then.
Mickey, come on.
1116
01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:49,742
Dennis, come on. Pound these down.
The fun's just beginning.
1117
01:09:49,818 --> 01:09:52,116
Up the academy, right?
1118
01:09:53,489 --> 01:09:55,184
This is the fun.
1119
01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:14,902
- Jack.
- What?
1120
01:10:14,977 --> 01:10:18,174
Would you mind
maybe staying outside?
1121
01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:22,081
What for?
They got free cocktails.
1122
01:10:22,151 --> 01:10:26,315
I know. But you're all amped up,
and you hate Luther anyway.
1123
01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:30,017
Just let me get in, get the job.
I'll be out in two seconds.
1124
01:10:30,092 --> 01:10:32,959
You better
fucking bring me something.
1125
01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:36,054
You want me to stay
out here with you?
1126
01:10:43,939 --> 01:10:47,272
This is spiffy.
This is where our tuition goes.
1127
01:10:47,343 --> 01:10:49,072
Little taco things!
1128
01:10:54,216 --> 01:10:58,516
There you are, Dennis. You brought
the entire motley crew with you.
1129
01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:02,614
Luther, good to see you.
I'll see you guys later.
1130
01:11:06,195 --> 01:11:09,358
I was going to introduce you
to the rest of the faculty...
1131
01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:12,491
but you know most of them,
and those you don't are so boring...
1132
01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:14,502
I think we'll skip that.
1133
01:11:14,570 --> 01:11:16,231
Really?
1134
01:11:16,305 --> 01:11:18,739
Dennis, I would
so much prefer...
1135
01:11:18,807 --> 01:11:21,742
to be naked and drunk
on a beach in Thailand...
1136
01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:24,278
than here wrestling for tenure.
1137
01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:27,381
I know what you mean.
1138
01:11:27,449 --> 01:11:30,612
Sometimes you get sick
of playing the game.
1139
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:35,014
I am old and cynical.
I'm allowed to be bitter.
1140
01:11:35,090 --> 01:11:38,890
You're still young.
You should be filled with ideals.
1141
01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:42,722
If I was a Peruvian Indian,
the last place I'd want...
1142
01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:46,734
my harvest totem planted would be in
this pseudo-intellectual shit-house.
1143
01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:49,168
There goes Rossi...
1144
01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:53,868
the man who almost single-handedly
sunk the theater department.
1145
01:11:53,942 --> 01:11:56,706
Did you see their production
of The Crucible?
1146
01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:59,873
With the surfer guy
playing the lead pilgrim?
1147
01:12:03,185 --> 01:12:06,746
Oh, dear.
It's all going down so fast.
1148
01:12:06,822 --> 01:12:10,314
But, if we're smart,
we can winnow out a little place...
1149
01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:11,984
and sit and fiddle...
1150
01:12:12,061 --> 01:12:15,656
and watch the whole
damn civilization burn down.
1151
01:12:15,731 --> 01:12:18,928
It'd beat a jab in the eye
with a sharp stick any day.
1152
01:12:20,936 --> 01:12:23,666
We're going to have
a lot of laughs together.
1153
01:12:23,739 --> 01:12:26,003
You know...
1154
01:12:26,075 --> 01:12:29,476
my life really needs
a good kick in the backside.
1155
01:12:29,545 --> 01:12:33,413
I'm 48 years of age.
My friends are turning into fossils.
1156
01:12:33,482 --> 01:12:36,076
I so desperately need...
1157
01:12:36,151 --> 01:12:40,178
a young person to give my life
a little jump start.
1158
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:48,963
Let's make sure that we're both
turned to the same page here.
1159
01:12:50,065 --> 01:12:52,693
I thought this was about my work...
1160
01:12:52,768 --> 01:12:56,568
not extracurricular
fun and games together.
1161
01:12:56,638 --> 01:12:58,868
It is about your work.
1162
01:12:58,941 --> 01:13:01,967
Don't forget,
art comes from the soul.
1163
01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:05,207
Love of one leads naturally
to an appreciation of the other.
1164
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:08,681
Okay, I can see I've overstepped
the bounds of your interest.
1165
01:13:08,751 --> 01:13:11,276
Fine. Forget it.
1166
01:13:11,353 --> 01:13:14,811
After all, it really is
your painting I'm interested in.
1167
01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:23,659
You've got a pretty good scam
going on here, man.
1168
01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:26,496
I'll see you around.
1169
01:13:29,872 --> 01:13:33,137
I want you to know
that I am sincere.
1170
01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:34,937
Photography.
1171
01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:37,570
I am a photographer,
not a painter.
1172
01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:51,359
I can't believe I'm hanging out
with all these fucking art wankers.
1173
01:13:52,661 --> 01:13:55,926
Wait a minute.
What happened to your job interview?
1174
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,368
Well...
1175
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:04,429
I never thought
I would say this, but...
1176
01:14:04,506 --> 01:14:07,566
all I am is a pretty face.
1177
01:14:10,913 --> 01:14:12,346
Ouch.
1178
01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:16,714
I hate it when I'm right
all the time.
1179
01:14:17,953 --> 01:14:20,012
Luther's a bozo deluxe.
1180
01:14:20,088 --> 01:14:23,353
I mean, my degree,
it's just a fucking joke.
1181
01:14:26,795 --> 01:14:29,593
It's getting stale
real fast, man.
1182
01:14:29,665 --> 01:14:32,634
Dudes, I saw Dennis
out back with Jack.
1183
01:14:32,701 --> 01:14:35,499
Didn't seem like things
worked out with Luther.
1184
01:14:35,571 --> 01:14:37,300
- There they are.
- Where?
1185
01:14:37,372 --> 01:14:40,569
They just took off down the hill
with the chain saw.
1186
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,980
Shall we?
1187
01:15:06,268 --> 01:15:07,667
Go!
1188
01:15:10,606 --> 01:15:12,938
- Dear bloody Jesus Christ.
- Call Security.
1189
01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:24,619
Let's get out of here!
1190
01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:42,329
- What's the time, man?
- It's time for love.
1191
01:15:42,404 --> 01:15:45,237
We're through with
the monkey business, kids.
1192
01:15:47,309 --> 01:15:49,743
Very nice.
1193
01:15:49,811 --> 01:15:51,301
Fuck me.
1194
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,972
What's wrong?
1195
01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:56,343
Oh, Dina.
1196
01:15:59,488 --> 01:16:01,422
Can you believe that shit?
1197
01:16:02,791 --> 01:16:04,782
Fucking bitch.
1198
01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:06,794
She has to come here.
1199
01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:16,696
Fuck it.
I don't give a shit.
1200
01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:29,347
Fuck it. I'm just going to sit here
in the dunes and drink myself stupid.
1201
01:16:36,358 --> 01:16:37,950
So...
1202
01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:39,357
Josh...
1203
01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:42,124
what's it like
not being in school?
1204
01:16:42,197 --> 01:16:44,358
It's a lot less strife.
1205
01:16:44,433 --> 01:16:47,027
You get a job,
pay for the rent.
1206
01:16:47,102 --> 01:16:50,868
You get bored, you quit
and move on to the next one.
1207
01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:54,534
Yeah? You enjoy yourself at least?
1208
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:57,704
Yeah, I am.
Mainly thanks to you, bro.
1209
01:16:59,748 --> 01:17:01,579
How's that?
1210
01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:05,347
I always admire the way
you always do what you want.
1211
01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:07,479
Some of it rubbed off on me.
1212
01:17:09,191 --> 01:17:11,318
Yeah, but you got
kicked out of school.
1213
01:17:11,393 --> 01:17:14,624
Yeah. That wasn't me then.
1214
01:17:14,696 --> 01:17:17,290
I was still that other guy.
1215
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:21,369
Great. Give me credit
for ruining your life.
1216
01:17:21,436 --> 01:17:25,065
I showed you how to be
a fucking drunk slob.
1217
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:27,700
Is that what you guys all think?
1218
01:17:27,776 --> 01:17:30,711
That I'm some fucking
out-of-control idiot?
1219
01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:34,706
I'm not, man.
1220
01:17:34,783 --> 01:17:38,617
I looked at all my options,
made a choice and went with it.
1221
01:17:38,687 --> 01:17:41,713
You went with what?
What do you got?
1222
01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:43,382
No more fear.
1223
01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:47,728
I never really wanted
to be in college...
1224
01:17:47,796 --> 01:17:50,663
so I started fucking around
and flunked out.
1225
01:17:50,732 --> 01:17:54,031
I thought the world would end.
It didn't.
1226
01:17:55,237 --> 01:17:56,704
That's when I realized...
1227
01:17:56,772 --> 01:17:58,763
you just got to throw caution
out the door...
1228
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:01,308
and let life hit you
full in the face...
1229
01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:05,107
live life like a fucking dog
that rides in a car...
1230
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,876
head out the window,
ears flapping in the breeze.
1231
01:18:07,949 --> 01:18:10,543
Of all people,
I thought you'd understand that.
1232
01:18:10,619 --> 01:18:13,315
Changed my life, man.
1233
01:18:14,823 --> 01:18:18,122
Shit, I don't know what the fuck's
going to happen next week...
1234
01:18:19,594 --> 01:18:21,255
but I'm not afraid.
1235
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:25,124
No more fear, huh?
1236
01:18:25,200 --> 01:18:28,601
You figured that out by watching me
flail around like a dummy?
1237
01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:30,160
I guess so.
1238
01:18:30,238 --> 01:18:32,297
Goody for you.
1239
01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:34,638
Meanwhile, the answer
to my every hope and prayer...
1240
01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,837
is down there with her
new boyfriend's dick in her mouth.
1241
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:42,582
Man, you got to figure this out
and move on.
1242
01:18:42,651 --> 01:18:44,744
Why don't you go talk to her?
1243
01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:47,118
Whatever goes down goes down,
and that's cool.
1244
01:18:47,189 --> 01:18:49,953
What the fuck do you know?
1245
01:18:50,025 --> 01:18:52,550
Dog's head flapping in the wind.
1246
01:18:52,627 --> 01:18:54,686
Fucking idiot.
1247
01:18:54,763 --> 01:18:56,526
- You have.
- Yeah.
1248
01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:04,871
Hey, Dina.
Can I talk to you for a second?
1249
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:25,127
So what? Is that what you
needed your freedom for?
1250
01:19:25,162 --> 01:19:28,221
So what? Is that what you
needed your freedom for?
1251
01:19:28,296 --> 01:19:30,560
To go out with that guy?
1252
01:19:30,632 --> 01:19:32,395
He's a little defensive.
1253
01:19:32,467 --> 01:19:34,458
And how would you feel?
1254
01:19:34,536 --> 01:19:38,370
I've got some deranged ex-boyfriend
calling me at night, harassing me.
1255
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:42,001
I wasn't harassing you.
I said "fuck you" once.
1256
01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:45,012
I was drunk.
Jesus Christ, give me a break.
1257
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,844
Once is plenty.
Do you have to be such a dick?
1258
01:19:47,916 --> 01:19:50,476
You don't even know him.
1259
01:19:50,552 --> 01:19:52,986
All right.
Hold on one second.
1260
01:19:53,054 --> 01:19:55,989
This is not how I imagined
this conversation happening.
1261
01:19:56,057 --> 01:19:59,083
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to yell at you.
1262
01:19:59,161 --> 01:20:01,095
Let's just start over, okay?
1263
01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:06,266
I'd like to try
the whole thing over again...
1264
01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:09,001
our relationship.
1265
01:20:11,006 --> 01:20:12,405
Wait a minute.
1266
01:20:12,474 --> 01:20:14,032
Listen to me.
1267
01:20:14,109 --> 01:20:17,510
Whatever's wrong with it,
I can fix it.
1268
01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:22,778
I'm more in love with you now
than I ever have been.
1269
01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:25,786
I realized it the other day
when I saw you...
1270
01:20:25,854 --> 01:20:29,221
kissing him while he was waiting
for the light to change.
1271
01:20:30,926 --> 01:20:33,360
You used to do that to me.
1272
01:20:33,428 --> 01:20:36,693
What is so special about me?
Why do you even care?
1273
01:20:37,933 --> 01:20:42,029
I don't know. I don't know
what's going on anymore.
1274
01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:46,062
When I was fucking 18, 19,
I was great.
1275
01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:49,338
I had a fucking blast.
I had a great time.
1276
01:20:49,411 --> 01:20:53,871
And now it's like nothing's funny
anymore, nothing makes me laugh.
1277
01:20:53,949 --> 01:20:55,712
I mean, not really.
1278
01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:57,752
I'm 22 years old.
1279
01:20:57,819 --> 01:20:59,810
Three lousy years went by.
1280
01:20:59,888 --> 01:21:01,822
Where's all the funny shit?
1281
01:21:01,890 --> 01:21:04,381
What the fuck happened?
1282
01:21:04,459 --> 01:21:06,893
'Cause I'm totally
fucking miserable now...
1283
01:21:06,962 --> 01:21:09,362
and it's like I'm asking myself...
1284
01:21:09,431 --> 01:21:11,592
"Is this all I got?"
1285
01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:14,328
I mean,
isn't there a third option...
1286
01:21:14,402 --> 01:21:17,530
between burning out
and then fading away?
1287
01:21:18,673 --> 01:21:20,607
Is that all I get?
1288
01:21:22,477 --> 01:21:24,741
You know, and I realized...
1289
01:21:25,847 --> 01:21:27,474
I figured it out.
1290
01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:32,952
It's you.
1291
01:21:33,021 --> 01:21:34,955
I mean...
1292
01:21:35,023 --> 01:21:37,457
you're what's going
to keep me sane.
1293
01:21:39,294 --> 01:21:42,024
You're not in love with me, Jack.
1294
01:21:42,097 --> 01:21:43,792
Okay? Listen to me.
1295
01:21:43,865 --> 01:21:46,299
I'll tell you what you're doing.
1296
01:21:46,368 --> 01:21:47,926
You're obsessing...
1297
01:21:48,003 --> 01:21:49,937
and you have to stop...
1298
01:21:50,005 --> 01:21:52,530
because you are starting
to scare me.
1299
01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:54,905
No. Dina, listen to me.
1300
01:21:54,976 --> 01:21:57,911
I'm telling you, this is love.
This is real love.
1301
01:21:57,979 --> 01:22:00,345
This is like fucking poet love.
1302
01:22:00,415 --> 01:22:03,714
I feel it in my marrow.
I love you.
1303
01:22:03,785 --> 01:22:06,618
I don't care.
I don't know how else to say it.
1304
01:22:06,688 --> 01:22:09,156
I'm not going to be
your security blanket.
1305
01:22:14,562 --> 01:22:18,328
Dina, wait a second.
Dina, please! Okay?
1306
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,334
Don't do this to me.
1307
01:22:21,803 --> 01:22:24,294
Please, Dina.
I'm begging you.
1308
01:22:25,607 --> 01:22:28,167
"This is poet love"!
1309
01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:29,870
What a fucking loser!
1310
01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:35,749
So much for sweeping her
off her feet.
1311
01:22:35,817 --> 01:22:37,250
Thanks, Ma.
1312
01:22:37,319 --> 01:22:39,753
I had the boys strap my dignity
to the hood of the car...
1313
01:22:39,821 --> 01:22:41,584
and we headed home.
1314
01:22:44,326 --> 01:22:45,759
All right.
1315
01:22:46,761 --> 01:22:48,820
House darts, anyone?
Anyone?
1316
01:22:48,897 --> 01:22:50,831
Oh, yeah.
Hey, house darts!
1317
01:22:50,899 --> 01:22:53,231
I got to talk to you.
1318
01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:57,237
If you don't want to talk,
that's fine. I'll be upstairs.
1319
01:23:00,575 --> 01:23:02,873
Sideburn.
1320
01:23:02,944 --> 01:23:05,469
- Little Hawaiian thing.
- Pelvis.
1321
01:23:06,748 --> 01:23:10,616
What's the deal with this painting?
I've always hated this painting.
1322
01:23:10,685 --> 01:23:12,118
Who's is it?
1323
01:23:12,187 --> 01:23:14,212
It's, uh, what's his name.
Fishfucker.
1324
01:23:14,289 --> 01:23:17,554
- The guy who used to be in my room.
- Yeah. Cocksucker.
1325
01:23:20,795 --> 01:23:22,660
All right!
1326
01:23:23,732 --> 01:23:26,530
Elvis has left the building.
1327
01:23:31,306 --> 01:23:33,467
Can I come in?
1328
01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:43,550
So...
1329
01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,413
what are you so grumpy about?
1330
01:24:04,005 --> 01:24:05,472
I like you.
1331
01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,142
I like you too.
1332
01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:11,644
No. I'm not talking about that.
1333
01:24:12,947 --> 01:24:17,577
I like you, too, but I'm talking
about something totally different.
1334
01:24:17,652 --> 01:24:19,244
See...
1335
01:24:19,320 --> 01:24:22,346
I like you,
the kind of "like you"...
1336
01:24:22,424 --> 01:24:24,483
where I...
1337
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:27,187
I get to see you naked.
1338
01:24:27,262 --> 01:24:29,230
Just hold on a minute.
1339
01:24:30,565 --> 01:24:33,898
See, I can't do this anymore.
I can't.
1340
01:24:33,968 --> 01:24:37,267
This palsy-walsy thing is...
You know...
1341
01:24:37,338 --> 01:24:41,798
Before you say anything, I just
want you to know what to expect.
1342
01:24:43,311 --> 01:24:46,109
People are going to know
that we're together.
1343
01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:49,639
- Is there anything else?
- Just this.
1344
01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:55,879
I'll... be right back.
1345
01:25:03,465 --> 01:25:05,262
Time for another one.
1346
01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:06,766
Ready?
1347
01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:10,234
What do you think you're doing?
1348
01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:13,001
Some drunk asshole
broke a lamp.
1349
01:25:13,074 --> 01:25:15,565
Now he's about to smash
this toaster.
1350
01:25:18,012 --> 01:25:20,572
- Put it back.
- Can't do it. Sorry.
1351
01:25:20,648 --> 01:25:21,910
No go.
1352
01:25:21,983 --> 01:25:23,610
Come on, dude!
1353
01:25:25,153 --> 01:25:26,814
Don't break that.
1354
01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:34,093
- Thank you.
- Why'd you do that?
1355
01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:37,188
'Cause it's mine,
I don't want it anymore...
1356
01:25:37,265 --> 01:25:40,098
and I'm not leaving it here
for the next clown who moves in.
1357
01:25:40,168 --> 01:25:43,831
- But we're staying.
- Right, sure we are, Mick.
1358
01:25:43,905 --> 01:25:46,237
Not happening. Gots to go.
1359
01:25:46,307 --> 01:25:50,641
When did you decide this?
I was only upstairs for five seconds.
1360
01:25:51,713 --> 01:25:53,772
It's time to move on.
1361
01:25:53,848 --> 01:25:57,443
Whatever goes down goes down,
and that's cool.
1362
01:25:57,519 --> 01:25:59,043
Am I right, Slosh?
1363
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:01,782
- You got it, Grasshopper.
- There we go.
1364
01:26:01,856 --> 01:26:05,451
- Why all of a sudden is it time?
- It just is.
1365
01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:08,189
That's right.
And this is how we say good-bye.
1366
01:26:09,697 --> 01:26:14,225
You have to smash the toaster?
That makes no sense at all!
1367
01:26:14,302 --> 01:26:15,894
Sure, it does.
1368
01:26:15,970 --> 01:26:19,736
It's sort of like a Viking funeral.
1369
01:26:19,807 --> 01:26:22,571
Well, see, when a Viking chief
kicked off...
1370
01:26:22,644 --> 01:26:24,805
they buried the ship with him.
1371
01:26:24,879 --> 01:26:27,347
That way, it was always special.
1372
01:26:27,415 --> 01:26:30,407
No one could despoil the memory.
1373
01:26:30,485 --> 01:26:32,419
Take this mug, for example.
1374
01:26:34,389 --> 01:26:36,550
It belonged to my grandmother.
1375
01:26:39,394 --> 01:26:41,487
I loved my nonna.
1376
01:26:41,563 --> 01:26:43,997
I mean,
she practically raised me.
1377
01:26:45,567 --> 01:26:48,035
So, every time I see
one of you troglodytes...
1378
01:26:48,102 --> 01:26:50,935
put your lips on the thing,
it's just...
1379
01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:54,708
It's like you're kissing
my grandmother.
1380
01:27:01,182 --> 01:27:03,707
Now I never have to worry
about that again.
1381
01:27:03,785 --> 01:27:05,548
You love that mug.
1382
01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:08,111
Call it preservation
through destruction.
1383
01:27:14,429 --> 01:27:17,364
Hey, Mickey, don't be that way.
You have to be part of this too.
1384
01:27:17,432 --> 01:27:19,297
Let him go.
1385
01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:20,891
He'll be okay.
1386
01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:26,172
He's a madman!
1387
01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:27,765
He's berserk!
1388
01:27:46,527 --> 01:27:48,995
If the band's
breaking up anyway...
1389
01:27:53,868 --> 01:27:55,563
- Whoa!
- Shit!
1390
01:28:00,775 --> 01:28:02,709
Now you fucked up, Mickey.
1391
01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:24,863
Motherfucker!
1392
01:29:49,250 --> 01:29:51,184
It's got to go too, huh?
1393
01:29:51,252 --> 01:29:53,743
Got to destroy it to save it.
1394
01:29:56,924 --> 01:29:58,323
Man.
1395
01:30:00,728 --> 01:30:02,662
You know, Dennis...
1396
01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:05,164
I remember when I moved in here...
1397
01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:07,167
you hated my fucking guts.
1398
01:30:08,903 --> 01:30:11,463
Remember we shotgunned
all those beers...
1399
01:30:11,539 --> 01:30:15,566
and you came downstairs
and your slippers stuck to the floor?
1400
01:30:15,643 --> 01:30:17,577
You guys were such idiots.
1401
01:30:21,282 --> 01:30:24,683
I remember giving Slosh
a ride home on my scooter...
1402
01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:27,016
and he threw up
all over my back.
1403
01:30:28,923 --> 01:30:31,289
I'm never going to forget
this place.
1404
01:30:52,046 --> 01:30:53,343
All right.
1405
01:31:15,903 --> 01:31:17,336
Oh, well.
1406
01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:22,236
Can I have that?
1407
01:31:38,826 --> 01:31:40,123
Well.
1408
01:32:06,654 --> 01:32:09,020
Think they'll track us down
for the damages?
1409
01:32:09,090 --> 01:32:11,058
Not me.
I'll be in Michigan.
1410
01:32:13,461 --> 01:32:16,396
Listen, as you segue...
1411
01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:19,490
into legendary status
around here...
1412
01:32:19,567 --> 01:32:22,161
I just want you to know...
1413
01:32:22,236 --> 01:32:25,364
that the secret of your
humble beginnings dies with me.
1414
01:32:27,608 --> 01:32:29,906
Thank you, Dennis, you know...
1415
01:32:29,977 --> 01:32:32,537
for, uh, everything.
1416
01:32:35,249 --> 01:32:36,682
So.
1417
01:32:37,752 --> 01:32:40,118
You ready to go?
1418
01:32:40,187 --> 01:32:43,281
You're going to start
hassling me already, woman?
1419
01:32:43,357 --> 01:32:45,450
Maybe not just yet.
1420
01:32:45,526 --> 01:32:46,959
Come here.
1421
01:32:48,429 --> 01:32:50,522
Where are you headed?
1422
01:32:50,598 --> 01:32:54,796
I'll stay with my brother
for a little while, I guess.
1423
01:32:54,869 --> 01:32:57,497
Never going to be
the same without you.
1424
01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:59,506
Is that right?
1425
01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:11,575
- All right, brother.
- Yeah, man.
1426
01:33:11,652 --> 01:33:14,450
- Take care of yourself.
- Yeah.
1427
01:33:17,725 --> 01:33:19,659
I'll give you a call.
1428
01:33:19,727 --> 01:33:21,160
Bye.
1429
01:34:05,506 --> 01:34:07,872
I stay in touch
with the Rancho boys.
1430
01:34:07,942 --> 01:34:10,206
They're still the best friends
I ever had.
1431
01:34:10,277 --> 01:34:12,541
It's the bitch about getting older.
You don't fling yourself...
1432
01:34:12,613 --> 01:34:15,275
into love and friendships
the way you did before you got hurt.
1433
01:34:15,349 --> 01:34:16,782
That's a damn shame.