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Hello, I'm Maggie Carey and I
wrote and directed <i>The To Do List.</i>

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- And--
- And I'm--

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- And I'm with--
- And I'm--

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I'm gonna cut you off.

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Hi, I'm Bill Hader.

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I play the part of Willy
in <i>The To Do List.</i>

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It's a big stretch.

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I wrote the character of Willy for Bill...

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...and he had no choice
but to be in the movie.

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But let's look at the title sequence.

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Because this was something
we shot after.

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We did this in pick-ups.

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And this was fun because we needed
a good way to set up the movie.

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The original script had a scene that I
couldn't afford to shoot at a location...

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...so I never really had a start
to the movie, and then it was during--

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After we did our first cut,
we decided we needed something...

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...to set the time period of the film...

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...and establish the character
of Brandy Klark...

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...this, like, type-A nerdy girl.

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So, what better juxtaposition
than these really benign '90s objects...

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...in this really smart girl's room,
with 2 Live Crew, "Me So Horny"?

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Yeah, you went through
a lot of songs.

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- I watched a lot of different cuts.
- We did.

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We did. And because we were
such a low-budget movie...

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...every single actor, who did us
huge favors and are in the movie...

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...they all have, like, single credits...

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...so we had
a really long title sequence...

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...and it was hard to find a song
that could keep the energy...

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...of our really long title sequence.

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- What was the original?
- There.

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We missed the favorite....
Best lyrics ever.

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- Oh, yes.
- I won't say them, but so dirty.

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- Such a dirty song.
- What was the original title thing?

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"Fuck and Run" by Liz Phair,
which is a great song. I love that song.

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It just-- It was too repetitive
for how long our sequence was.

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What was the original scene?

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The original scene was Brandy Klark
passing her lifeguard test.

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Oh, right.

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So she's checking
all of these things off of--

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Basically, like, she's checking
all of these skills off of a list...

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...to become a lifeguard.
And Cameron is there.

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- Right.
- Played by John Simmons.

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Right, and on the-- I remember
the initial script starts on black...

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...and you hear
two people having sex.

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And then it comes up and it's actually
her giving him mouth-to-mouth.

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Yes.

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So it was, like, supposed to be
kind of sexual innuendos.

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Here's our one shot,
authentic shot of Boise, Idaho.

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Yes.

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The movie is set in Boise, Idaho.

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It's where I grew up
and where I went to school.

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- Brian Huskey.
- Yes. Oh, my gosh.

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Brian's an old UCB Theater-- Upright
Citizens Brigade Theater friend.

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That's also where I met Aubrey Plaza.

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She and I were
in improv class together.

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Brian Huskey, at the moment
of this commentary....

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As we record this,
Brian Huskey and I...

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...are in some
T-Mobile commercials...

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...that apparently play every
two seconds on television, so sorry.

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--but remain seated
so those behind you can see...

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...this year's valedictorian,
Brandy Klark."

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And....

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There's Donald Glover making out.

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Now wasn't this whole, everything
at the school, shot in one day?

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Yes, pretty much every scene
we're gonna see.

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It's like every sequence was shot
in one day.

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We shot the movie in 24 days,
so we did six four-day weeks.

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And we also had-- Our cast--

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Every person in our cast was working
on a TV show or another movie.

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Usually you have first position
with an actor...

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...so you can kind of plan your
schedule with their schedule...

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...but we had none of that...

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...so we had to jump around quite a bit
in terms of locations and schedules.

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We never had enough time.

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Adam Pally, Rachel Bilson,
Clark Gregg.

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- The lovely Connie Britton.
- The super lovely Connie Britton.

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- Very great--
- Johnny Simmons.

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- Let's list the cast.
- Johnny Simmons was great.

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I remember that we first saw
Johnny Simmons in <i>Scott Pilgrim...</i>

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...and we were like,
"That guy is great."

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- That guy was funny.
- He's too good.

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I think people ended up
liking him too much.

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He's, like, too sweet and great, so way
to be a good actor, Johnny Simmons.

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I know, though,
because the whole point was like...

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- ...Cameron is kind of like a....
- Kind of a dummy.

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Kind of a dummy
and thinks, like...

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...you gotta fall in love in high school,
and she's got the right idea...

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...which is, you should have fun
in high school.

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And then people--
We would sit in these screenings...

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...and when he has his heart broken
later in the movie...

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...multiple times,
people were like, "Oh, man."

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They were so bummed out for him
and you were like:

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"No, but he's a dummy.
He's an idiot."

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He does rock those rayon shirts
very well though.

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Yeah, he does.

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The Jeff Goldblum '90s look.

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- You have a crush on Jeff Goldblum.
- I do.

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And you have a crush
on Eddie Vedder.

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These crushes pop up
in the movie in posters.

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They do, and Eddie Vedder
very kindly said no...

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...to letting us use one of--
A Pearl Jam song in movie.

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Everyone else in the band said yes,
but Eddie Vedder said "No, thank you."

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- But we still love him.
- Yeah.

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And now here is
Alia Shawkat and Sarah Steele...

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...who came in at the last second.

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It was another actor and the other
actress had to, unfortunately, bow out.

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And while we were shooting,
feverishly trying to find that role...

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...and Sarah was in Europe, right?

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Yeah, she had just graduated college
and went to Europe to travel around...

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...and she came home early
from her trip...

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...flew here. I immediately, like,
came to set...

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...didn't chat with her,
and put her in a bad '90s bikini.

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- Yup.
- We'll see that scene coming up.

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We just missed
Chris Mintz-Plasse.

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- Yes.
- Who is Bill's friend from <i>Superbad.</i>

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- That's how we got him...
- Yeah.

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- ...to be in the movie.
- And then we saw Sarah.

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We had seen Sarah in <i>Please Give,</i>
which is a fantastic movie.

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- Yeah.
- You should see <i>Please Give.</i>

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And Alia, obviously,
from <i>Arrested Development.</i>

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And these three girls are so funny.
I love the chemistry of them.

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They were great.

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I'm hiding in the back right here
behind Aubrey.

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I'm laying down. I'm like 5'11"...

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...and I'm scrunched up laying down
behind these guys.

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And this car clearly has no AC.

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You can kind of see a little bit
of my monitor on the left there.

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Oh, yeah. The purple there.

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Yeah, so I was, like, scrunched down
in the back.

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Yes. And I love Fiona, Alia's character,
drinking that giant mug.

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It's like a giant, you know,
convenient store kind of thermos mug.

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Yeah, can we talk a bit
about the wardrobe...

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...and how good the wardrobe is?

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The wardrobe is fantastic.

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Trayce Gigi Field
was our costume designer.

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We'll talk about the skorts coming up,
but look at this.

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Donald Glover, another UCB friend
who did me a huge favor...

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...saying yes to being in the movie.

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And a beer bong which....

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That is-- One time I tried to do
a beer bong and that's what happened.

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Some people call it a funnel,
and I never heard that.

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I called it a beer bong.
But it is a funnel.

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This is another-- This was another,
like, crazy party scene.

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We shot all of this in two days.

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There was a bunch of scenes
in this sequence that were cut out.

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But let's just look at what
these girls are drinking...

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...because that is what we used to chug
in high school and it's disgusting.

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Apple Pucker?

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- I'm throwing this out.
- No.

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- There he is.
- Scott Porter.

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QB1, Jason Street,
<i>Friday Night Lights.</i>

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We got him
because Aubrey was working--

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Aubrey and I are good friends and
they were doing a movie together...

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...in Austin, Texas.

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And she texted me one night
and was like, "What about--?"

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She had gone karaoke-ing
with Scott and he can really sing...

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...which we see right here.

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And she was like, "What about
Scott Porter for Rusty Waters?"

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And I was like, "QB1? Yes, please."

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So that's how I got all my cast,
was, like, late-night texts.

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She gave him the script the next day,
knocked on his trailer...

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- ...handed him the script.
- That is how Maggie dances.

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- Side to side.
- It's my signature move.

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It's her side-step move.

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At our wedding, she was dancing
the side-step move.

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Every girl needs
a signature dance move.

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- That is your one dance move.
- That is my only dance move.

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It's worked through the decades,
guys.

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I like this next shot coming up.
Because we were a low-budget movie...

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...anything interesting or creative,
or, you know, any shots with my DP...

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...Doug Emmett and I, you know,
storyboarded ahead of time...

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...it all got cut once we got onto set
because we never had time...

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...but we did actually get to do
this little Steadicam spin.

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Not very technically challenging...

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...but I was like,
"At least we got something in."

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Look at that
"day of the week" underwear.

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Trayce Gigi Field, my costume
designer, did a great job on that.

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Here's to pussy.

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"Here's to pussy." Chris.

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They're drinking peach schnapps.
Also, you'll see Chris' shirt...

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...that is an actual shirt that I wore
in high school, that T-shirt.

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It's from my homecoming, 1993.

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This scene is one of those scenes
where we ADR'd all the jokes here...

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...and surprisingly enough, they worked
when you watch it with an audience.

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They laughed at all of this
and it was all ADR jokes.

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Bill, which you were a person
who was like:

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"That's a good place,
you can add more jokes as an ADR."

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- Yeah.
- This Pee-wee Herman doll...

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...I have to say--
We'll see him again in a second.

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My awesome production designer
Ryan Berg and his whole team--

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Ryan, actually, that was like
his actual Pee-wee Herman doll...

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...that he and his brother
had growing up.

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Hey, who are you?

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<i>I know you are, but what am I?</i>

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- Did that cost any money?
- No.

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Paul Reubens, nice guy.

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Can I tell you though? This house
was so disgusting in real life.

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I think the carpet had fleas.
And I was, like, really scared...

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...for Aubrey
and the actresses in this.

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A scene got cut where she had to fall
and lay on the carpet.

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Wasn't there a house...?

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One of the houses was used
in porn movies?

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I think that's how we got it, is
someone somehow associated with...

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...the production of a porn had shot
at a house, and got us this.

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Because the movie
was shot in Woodland--

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The majority
was shot in Woodland Hills.

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We just missed
one of my favorite jokes.

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And this is lame because I wrote it, but
the "You feel like Marky Mark looks."

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Yeah, in the script it says:

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"She feels his chest
like a blind girl reading braille."

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- "Like Helen Keller reading braille."
- It was more specific, I see.

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Yes, so one of those great....

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Wait, I can't even think of the term.

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When you write a script.
An action line, it had a joke.

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Yup. It got a laugh in the....

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- Table read.
- Table read.

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We don't sleep. Sorry.

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We are both very sleep-deprived.

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Excuse me?
Who the fuck did you kiss?

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Whom.

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You were like that in life, Maggie?
Were you like the correct people--

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I was the-- I--
Absolutely, I was very type-A...

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...very studious, very annoying.
I liked school, I liked class...

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...I sat in the front of the room,
I raised my hand a lot...

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...I asked for extra credit.

226
00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:49,460
I was also totally boy-crazy
and was a huge, crazy flirt.

227
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,463
I was super annoying,
super annoying with my friends.

228
00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:59,512
I love too, Aubrey,
that dress that she's wearing...

229
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:05,226
...because I had a very similar one
that I wore for high school graduation.

230
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:09,230
Sarah Steele, I love in this scene.

231
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:13,401
With her jokes in here,
she really, like, nails them.

232
00:12:14,235 --> 00:12:16,153
- Wendy.
- I mean his dick.

233
00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:20,032
- She's so earnest. It's so funny.
- Yeah, she's very sweet.

234
00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:23,744
There's a look she gives
Chris Mintz-Plasse later in the movie...

235
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,997
...I'll point out, that is one of
my favorite parts of the movie...

236
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:30,334
...when she's watching him playing
video games, the look on her face.

237
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,505
- No premature ejaculation.
- He'd hit your G spot.

238
00:12:34,672 --> 00:12:37,883
Yeah, you'd probably come
like three times.

239
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:41,053
Come where?

240
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,515
- That's an orgasm.
- Really?

241
00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:47,518
You think if I'd been ready
and wanted to and not so drunk...

242
00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:50,187
...had protection and maybe
a cute bra, we could've--?

243
00:12:50,354 --> 00:12:51,814
Fucked?

244
00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,943
That line right there was something
that my high school friends and I...

245
00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:58,487
...talked about,
if you had a cute bra on or not.

246
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,948
When you were gonna go
make out with a guy...

247
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:03,868
...it was essential
that you were wearing a cute bra...

248
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:07,788
...and not a gross bra or not
a sports bra or not a training bra...

249
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,498
...which I wore most of the time.

250
00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:13,127
From the guys' point of view,
it makes no difference.

251
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,795
In high school...

252
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,632
...it's like "Oh, my gosh,
got a naked girl here."

253
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,760
- Oh, the Mac.
- Oh, there you go.

254
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,763
There is a whole kind of subplot
with the Mac in the movie.

255
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:30,478
Yes, there was a computer subplot
that got cut pretty quickly in post.

256
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,313
Here is Adam Pally again.

257
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,732
He had a whole story line too
that sadly got cut.

258
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:37,067
He is super funny
and another UCB friend.

259
00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:41,155
Adam Pally, yeah, there was
a whole subplot of him in Vegas...

260
00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:45,951
...and you shot these scenes of him
in a strip club in Vegas.

261
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,412
Because he mountain bikes, duh.

262
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,750
I love the family.
I love Clark Gregg and Connie Britton.

263
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:58,797
They were so much fun to work with
and they had such great chemistry too.

264
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:06,805
- Did you follow Phish, Bill?
- I did follow Phish in '96 and '97.

265
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,351
That was my junior and senior year
of high school...

266
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:14,146
...and if you wanted
to talk to anybody...

267
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,440
...or have anything
to do with anyone...

268
00:14:16,649 --> 00:14:18,567
...you had to be a fan of Phish.

269
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:22,196
I got into Phish because my best friend
and my high school girlfriend...

270
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,739
...were giant Phish-heads.

271
00:14:23,948 --> 00:14:27,034
I was a total poser. I went to, like,
Grateful Dead shows...

272
00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:29,995
- ...with my sorority sisters.
- Yeah.

273
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:32,540
Like, for my freshman year
I was in a sorority...

274
00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:36,418
...and we went and saw, like, The
Grateful Dead in Eugene, Oregon.

275
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:40,714
And I ironed my Grateful Dead T-shirt
that I-- It was a store-bought one.

276
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:44,426
It wasn't even, like, you know,
one from an actual show.

277
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,387
It was like I ironed my T-shirt...

278
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:50,140
...and tucked it into my hemmed
cut-off denim jeans or denim shorts.

279
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:54,019
- You were ironing.
- Oh, yes. I was a total poser.

280
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:57,106
Yeah. I didn't--
I was a total poser as well.

281
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,275
I don't think I owned
a single Phish album.

282
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:02,194
- I just went to all those shows and....
- Pretended.

283
00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:03,779
Yeah.

284
00:15:03,988 --> 00:15:06,991
We shot in the Valley,
you guys, in July.

285
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:09,118
- First shot of the movie.
- First shot.

286
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,788
This whole scene,
we had to totally ADR.

287
00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,499
We had some technical difficulties.

288
00:15:15,708 --> 00:15:17,710
But, yeah, first shot of the movie.

289
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:23,048
And this is where we have, instead
of the female gaze, the male gaze.

290
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:26,885
I actually had a producer note one
time that was like, "Okay, we get it.

291
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,179
Enough with Rusty with his shirt off."

292
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:32,308
But I kept it in
and there's more jokes.

293
00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:38,647
I don't know if they're exactly jokes,
but more of that female gaze on him.

294
00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:41,108
Scott's like a triple threat.

295
00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:45,321
He can sing, he can dance...

296
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:48,741
...he can KJ, he was a KJ,
he can beatbox.

297
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:49,992
He's, like, crazy.

298
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,286
- What's KJ?
- Karaoke DJ.

299
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:55,372
Yeah. He has an interesting past.

300
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,583
And I think he's so funny
in this movie too.

301
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,335
- He's a good dude.
- There you are!

302
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,671
There I am. He's a great dude.
Those mountains are a special effect.

303
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,923
Yeah. My like, one....

304
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,635
My few visual effects shots
were to put mountains in...

305
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:11,347
...because we shot in L.A.,
in the Valley, it was like 1 10 degrees.

306
00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:14,141
- This is my first shot.
- And you're wearing a sweater.

307
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:17,686
That was my first shot of the movie.
I laid down and it was 100 degrees.

308
00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:19,396
- It was terrible.
- So hot. Awful.

309
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:21,815
After I shot this, I had a sunburn.

310
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,610
And there was no, like, AC.

311
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:29,615
I mean, we really didn't-- Your trailers
were glorified Porta Potties kind of.

312
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:35,621
Yeah. And me and Johnny Simmons
basically shared a little tiny room.

313
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:37,665
And....

314
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,000
Cut me some slack?

315
00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,504
We shot here for like nine days.

316
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:46,924
Yes, and this is, like, a little
private school in the Valley.

317
00:16:47,091 --> 00:16:49,885
We found their pool,
which was kind of perfect.

318
00:16:50,094 --> 00:16:52,805
When we were location scouting,
all the pools were too big.

319
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,432
We couldn't have filled them
with enough extras...

320
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:58,310
...and they didn't have
that feel of the community pool...

321
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:01,313
...where I was a lifeguard
in Boise in Idaho...

322
00:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,857
...so we needed
like a small, dinky pool...

323
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,361
...and we found this one
and it was great, and....

324
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,656
See, my face is burned
because that was later in the day.

325
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:14,159
Can I also say, Bill...? We did
a blocking rehearsal at the pool...

326
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:16,912
...and all the young guys
had their shirts off.

327
00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:19,289
You saw Scott with his shirt off
and were like:

328
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,333
"Willy's gonna swim
with his shirt on."

329
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,419
Yeah, Willy's swimming
with his shirt on.

330
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:27,423
- Oh, there are the devil sticks.
- Yup.

331
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:34,138
Another one of those things
that I thought was vaguely cool...

332
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:36,432
...when I went to college,
which was '93.

333
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,643
'94 was my first year of college
and dudes would hang out...

334
00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:42,771
...and do the juggle sticks,
or Hacky Sack too...

335
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,356
...that was the other thing.

336
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,401
- Wait, where is this house at?
- Again, Woodland Hills.

337
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:51,280
- This is all in Woodland Hills?
- This is really close to the pool.

338
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:56,910
And I was really against--
I didn't ever wanna shoot on a set.

339
00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,164
I thought they looked so fake
when you see them in movies...

340
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,790
...so we shot on location.

341
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:05,711
Also because I could never
have afforded a set.

342
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:08,714
It was miserable because
the rooms were so crazy small...

343
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,133
...and we had to shoot
everything two-camera...

344
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:15,095
...which was great, obviously,
and great for acting--

345
00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:18,724
Back door. Sorry to interrupt, back
door, Clark Gregg improvised that one.

346
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,269
Improvised. So good
that we ended up shooting...

347
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,938
...a pick-up scene of the ending...

348
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,524
...to do a callback to that joke.

349
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,988
And your parents
are kind of like this?

350
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:37,117
My dad is a judge,
my mom is a nurse...

351
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:41,121
...and they are both crazy conservative.
My mom is nothing like Connie Britton.

352
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:44,792
That is true.
She's much more conservative.

353
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,543
My mom, when we had the--

354
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,296
There's a pearl necklace joke
in this movie...

355
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,757
...and my mom--
When we had the premiere...

356
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:56,178
...my mom came and she wore
a pearl necklace to the premiere.

357
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,681
Not ironically. Like, that joke
went right over her head.

358
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,600
And my dad saw the movie on--

359
00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,228
He had had a back injury
and so when he saw it...

360
00:19:04,436 --> 00:19:06,855
...he was on painkillers,
which is a good thing.

361
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:10,275
- Yeah, that was probably helpful.
- Yeah.

362
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:13,821
Rachel Bilson is so funny
in this movie. I love her.

363
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:19,368
And she was one actress
that not a lot of us knew personally...

364
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,703
...and I didn't have time
to rehearse...

365
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,456
...and then she came on set
and absolutely killed it...

366
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,125
...and improvised
and was funny on the first take...

367
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,003
...and super dirty
in some of the scenes.

368
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,755
- She was very--
- Very foul-mouthed.

369
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:33,924
Yeah, totally.

370
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:38,095
- How would I know?
- Oh, shit, right. Virgin.

371
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:41,181
I also have to say, the portrait...

372
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,892
...that's Brandy Klark's self-portrait
in the room.

373
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,562
I love this about
my production designer, Ryan Berg.

374
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:51,817
He liked to.... He found creative ways
where we had no money...

375
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:54,820
...to do something that would
speak to the character...

376
00:19:55,028 --> 00:20:00,117
...so he wanted a teenage girl
to paint, like, a self-portrait.

377
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,662
So we had one of my friends,
her daughter...

378
00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:08,584
...we sent a picture of Aubrey,
like, dressed in character...

379
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:12,379
...and her daughter,
who's 16, painted that picture for us.

380
00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,298
And the daughter was really sad...

381
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:19,052
...that, you know, the arms are a little
off, but we loved it. It was, like, perfect.

382
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:22,180
- This is a reshoot, right?
- Yeah, we did this in reshoots.

383
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,974
- So this is a set.
- This is a set.

384
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,810
We had to rebuild this room,
and this is a set...

385
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:28,896
...and we never
could have shot this...

386
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,773
...if we had had to shoot it
during the movie.

387
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:34,484
And this is one of those scenes
that was missing...

388
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:37,696
...when they first tested it,
when we had our first cut.

389
00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,865
We didn't have time
to shoot this scene.

390
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,869
It just kept getting pushed and we
never had time to go back and shoot it.

391
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:48,206
So I had to do the first cut of the movie
and screen it with storyboards.

392
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:52,461
And that was the cut they tested
and it was a little painful...

393
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:56,632
...but we ended up-- It tested well
enough that they gave us money...

394
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,592
...to actually shoot the scene.

395
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:03,472
"Teabagging." Must be British.

396
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:08,977
What is...? Now some of these things,
where did you find them from?

397
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,480
Well, most of them we talked about.

398
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:15,817
But teabagging came from
a phone call with the distributor.

399
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:20,906
They had been talking about
some terms that they didn't know...

400
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,742
...and I hadn't heard,
and one of them was saying...

401
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:26,244
...they didn't know
what teabagging was.

402
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,247
And I thought that was kind of
a perfect joke area...

403
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,959
...especially for Aubrey,
thinking that'd be classy...

404
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,502
...because it must be British.

405
00:21:33,669 --> 00:21:36,421
So that's why that's in there,
off of a notes call.

406
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,799
And can we just say
that pen that she's using...

407
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:41,843
...one of those paint pens,
and I was really specific.

408
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,679
We had to have
one of those pens.

409
00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:46,682
You shake them and they make
this specific noise.

410
00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:52,562
So that's like a year
after you wrap, right?

411
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,399
Yeah. And then Big Bun--
So this, again...

412
00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,693
...there's some mountains
in the background...

413
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:02,155
...added right here, visual effects. So
Big Bun, we got the rights to use this.

414
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:05,200
This was my best friend
in high school actually.

415
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:07,160
Her parents owned the Big Bun...

416
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:10,163
...and it was a drive-through
joint right by my high school.

417
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,541
It sounds like I grew up in the '50s.

418
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:19,381
But everyone would go there
for the Cafferty...

419
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:23,677
...which was this awesome sandwich,
and their finger steaks and fries.

420
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:28,724
My friend-- And her dad sponsored,
like, our softball team in junior high...

421
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:32,185
...so we wore, like,
cut-off sweats that had Big Bun...

422
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:36,189
...on the bottom of our sweatpants.

423
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,777
Right there. That's the perfect....

424
00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:44,865
I love Aubrey's performance right here.
It's so great.

425
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:47,284
When Aubrey and I talked
about the character...

426
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,162
...I always described it
as Aubrey Plaza's version...

427
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,831
...of Tracy Flick from <i>Election...</i>

428
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,333
...which is one of my favorite movies.

429
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:59,796
And this was in a terrible part
of Los Angeles.

430
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,383
And the day we were shooting here,
at the end of the day...

431
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,136
...there had been
some drug deal went wrong...

432
00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:08,555
- Yeah.
- ...or there was a robbery.

433
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:10,932
Yeah, when we showed up,
there was a lot of--

434
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:14,519
A lot of police activity,
and that's where we also did...

435
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:19,107
...those driving shots in the car,
and it was a sketchy neighborhood...

436
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:21,276
...but you can't see
through the windows...

437
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:25,906
...because the windows had that shoe
polish painted on it for graduation.

438
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:29,868
But that was a terrible neighborhood
and really sketchy.

439
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,456
I tried to get you
to not do that reverse shot.

440
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,500
I go, "You don't need the reverse shot."

441
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,211
I go, "We don't need
this reverse shot."

442
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,880
I was like....

443
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:45,759
These kids, a bunch of them
are my nieces and nephews...

444
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:49,012
...and one of my
best friend's daughters.

445
00:23:49,221 --> 00:23:52,933
My nieces and nephews will never see
this movie, but they're in it.

446
00:23:57,062 --> 00:24:00,732
And there's, like, that one mom.

447
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:10,283
Oh, this was the day too, we had so....
It was so hot.

448
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:13,870
We had a lot of problems
with the cameras.

449
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:20,585
They kept.... We kept dropping frames
and not having takes and lost footage.

450
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:23,004
Hey, guys, get off the--

451
00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:26,383
And there's Nolan
from <i>Modern Family.</i>

452
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:29,594
I love him. He's so smart.
That kid is so smart.

453
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,430
He's so funny, he's a genius.

454
00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:36,059
And, Bill, I love your look
in this movie.

455
00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,228
I have a total crush on you
in this movie.

456
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,064
- Oh, good.
- I love your hair.

457
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:44,818
- It'll never look like that again.
- I love your attitude.

458
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:47,320
All the actors had to go--
Where did you guys go?

459
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:48,864
A place called Chocolate Sun.

460
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:53,326
- Everybody had fake spray tans...
- Tan. And I especially--

461
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:55,537
...but I love
that you don't even look tan.

462
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:59,040
- You look super pale.
- That's me with a spray tan.

463
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:00,959
That is me with a spray tan.

464
00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:02,419
I'm that pale.

465
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:03,753
Good.

466
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:07,507
Aubrey went through the wringer,
she got pushed in so many times.

467
00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:10,093
Just a little hazing, newbie.
You're good.

468
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,803
Can't believe
you didn't see that coming.

469
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:15,432
Let's take note of the Pavement song,
"Cut Your Hair."

470
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,935
Yeah. That's one of my favorite albums
from the '90s.

471
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:23,857
Yes. The music was really fun. It was
a challenge, we were so low-budget...

472
00:25:24,024 --> 00:25:25,609
...to get the songs that we did...

473
00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:28,486
...but I had a great music supervisor,
Howard Paar.

474
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:33,158
He is this awesome British guy
who kind of got his start in the '90s...

475
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:35,118
...in the industry and was friends...

476
00:25:35,327 --> 00:25:38,455
...with a lot of the managers
of the bands that we got.

477
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:41,583
- Okay, the poop scene.
- Right.

478
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,543
This was inspired by--

479
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:47,589
My older brother was a lifeguard
at the pool where I was a lifeguard...

480
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:51,885
...when we were in high school, and he
and the other lifeguards hazed me...

481
00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,846
...but they actually put a Baby Ruth
in the shallow end...

482
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,849
...and then made me clean it out
like it was poop.

483
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,060
But so we kind of
reversed that here.

484
00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:03,271
Snickers? It's very convincing, Willy.

485
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,357
This is fun to watch with audiences...

486
00:26:05,565 --> 00:26:08,568
- ...because here they go, "Oh, no."
- They get so grossed out.

487
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,779
Yeah, they start fr-- They go:

488
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:14,032
It's one of the biggest reactions
in the movie.

489
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,702
I love that little kid.
He dunked his head underwater.

490
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:21,790
Yeah, he was so afraid by what
he saw. It made no sense to him.

491
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:26,086
And, Bill, there's one that people are
usually so grossed out and laughing--

492
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:30,298
They laugh so hard on this...

493
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,843
...that they miss that,
the <i>Faces of Death</i> reference.

494
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:36,721
It's one of my favorite jokes
and no one ever hears it.

495
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,265
Did I talk over it?

496
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,267
I think you might have talked over it.

497
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:48,275
Now this day, this thing,
all I remember about this was....

498
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:52,737
I got-- So I just get pushed in
the water here once...

499
00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:57,575
...but I got pushed in the water
maybe like 20 times...

500
00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:02,330
...from different angles and
they only had one pair of clothes...

501
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:07,794
...so I would shoot the scene, jump out
and they would get a blow-dryer...

502
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:12,632
...and they would have
to blow-dry the shirt and the pants.

503
00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:14,301
And.... Yeah.

504
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:18,596
You can see how pale I am
with that bad tan line right there.

505
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,517
So, yeah, it was....

506
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:24,936
I-- Just I'm gonna--

507
00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:29,899
This is the last time I'll say it,
but it was unbelievably hot.

508
00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:32,110
It was horribly, horribly hot.

509
00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:34,529
And there really was
no place to cool off.

510
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,364
- There was nowhere.
- It was terrible.

511
00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:38,783
I would go into my car,
roll down the windows...

512
00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:40,410
...sit there and blow my AC.

513
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:42,996
I like that you went into
your hot car to cool off.

514
00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:44,414
That was the best place...

515
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:49,586
...because I was like, "After about 30
minutes, the AC will start to kick in."

516
00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:52,088
It was fun though, guys, right?
It was fun.

517
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:55,800
- It was fun. It was fun.
- It was really fun. I loved it.

518
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,263
Fine, but I charge $6.25 an hour,
cash.

519
00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:02,640
- Shit.
- And no more hazing.

520
00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:07,062
Okay, no more hazing, $6.25 an hour.
Hey, Brandy. Hey, deal.

521
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:09,439
Deal.

522
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,860
- Okay, that's it, that's it. That's it.
- Hey, come on.

523
00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:17,072
Hey. You're still gonna teach me
how to swim, right?

524
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:21,034
Brand? Where's your towel?
I need to dry off.

525
00:28:22,577 --> 00:28:24,120
Okay, we have Salt-N-Pepa.

526
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,956
Can I tell you the first time
I heard this song?

527
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:30,752
In high school,
my high school basketball team....

528
00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:32,379
We skipped school one day...

529
00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:36,299
...and one of the girls hired a stripper
and this guy came to her house...

530
00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:39,511
...and we were, like, 16, 17, 18.

531
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:42,055
A stripper, it was so uncomfortable...

532
00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:45,433
...he was really short and he had
paint-splatter pants on...

533
00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:49,521
...that, you know, he, like, ripped off
and he had a neon green kind of like....

534
00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,648
- And this is in Boise.
- This is in Boise.

535
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:54,943
- This is a Boise, Idaho stripper.
- But none of us had dollar bills.

536
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:57,237
We didn't know
we were supposed to tip him.

537
00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,572
And the reason
we had done it is because--

538
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:02,909
It was the boys basketball team
or some group of guys had gotten--

539
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,954
Someone turned 18 and
so they had a stripper for a party.

540
00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:09,207
We were feminist and we were like,
"We'll get our own stripper."

541
00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,377
We didn't know what to do.
Salt-N-Pepa, that song was playing...

542
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:15,046
...so that's why I had to
have it in the movie.

543
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:18,466
My friend got a stripper
when we were in college...

544
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:23,471
...to come to his little apartment
and she didn't bring any money...

545
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,807
...and they just played....

546
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,392
What do you call it?

547
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,062
"The Humpty Dance,"
over and over and over again.

548
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:33,565
It would end and she had
a bodyguard with her.

549
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:38,653
And it was like three-- Like five--
Like seven super nerdy dudes...

550
00:29:38,862 --> 00:29:40,947
...totally awkwardly
watching their friend...

551
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:43,533
...get basically humped
by this woman...

552
00:29:43,741 --> 00:29:45,326
...and her bodyguard going:

553
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:48,329
"All right, guys, give it up!
Give it up!"

554
00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:51,166
And then he would just play
"Humpty Dance" on a cassette.

555
00:29:51,374 --> 00:29:55,253
Oh, man. We should say, for this
scene, we just kind of missed it...

556
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,922
...but when Chris Mintz-Plasse's
fingers were dirty...

557
00:29:58,089 --> 00:30:01,885
...this was one of the original scenes
in the movie.

558
00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:04,804
First scene written
that got totally cut from the movie...

559
00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:08,433
...but it was basically this idea
of Brandy deciding...

560
00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:11,644
...she's gonna get finger-banged
and she goes to the house...

561
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,898
...and it's like a bad carnival ride...

562
00:30:15,106 --> 00:30:19,027
...where when she first opens the door,
Duffy's hands are all bandaged.

563
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:22,697
The next guy she sees is, like,
a Goth guy with really long fingernails.

564
00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:27,327
Then she goes and sees a guy who's--
He's, like, forming hamburger patties...

565
00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:30,622
...so his hands are in
raw hamburger meat.

566
00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,041
And then she sees some guys
who work...

567
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:36,336
...for, like, a lawn care company
and their hands are all green...

568
00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:39,047
...from working
in the grass and stuff all day.

569
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:42,008
So basically she walks in
all ready to get finger-banged...

570
00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:45,678
...and then just sees dirty guys' hands
and gets creeped out...

571
00:30:45,887 --> 00:30:49,015
...but then sees Cameron
and he washes his hands, so....

572
00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:50,975
But that got cut. That got cut.

573
00:30:51,184 --> 00:30:57,190
Now Mazzy Star is technically '94
but it came out in the UK in '93.

574
00:30:57,398 --> 00:30:59,692
So whoever's party this is--

575
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:06,366
Duffy has got some
pretty sophisticated musical tastes.

576
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:09,035
And we decided Duffy,
Chris Mintz-Plasse's character...

577
00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:12,622
...that's whose house this is, that
he actually lived with his grandma...

578
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:16,793
...so that's why the couch is covered in
plastic and there's all these little cats.

579
00:31:17,001 --> 00:31:18,711
- I love this bong.
- There it is.

580
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:20,505
- I love it.
- Gotta love a bong joke.

581
00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,173
Oh, there it is, Sarah's face.

582
00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:26,135
I love this look by Sarah.
She's like, "Look at Duffy."

583
00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:29,931
And hypercolor, the shirt that
Chris Mintz-Plasse is wearing...

584
00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:33,309
...that is, like, a very--

585
00:31:33,476 --> 00:31:35,728
People don't know
what a hypercolor shirt is...

586
00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:39,774
...and basically as your body heats up,
the shirt changes colors.

587
00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:42,652
But back in the day,
guys, when they're wearing that...

588
00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:45,488
...it just meant they got really hot
under the armpits...

589
00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:48,324
...so, like, only the armpit area
would change color.

590
00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:52,579
It was really gross.
And I got that off of eBay.

591
00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:56,666
I bought a lot of things on eBay
before we even went into production.

592
00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:58,459
Like a Swatch phone and....

593
00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:01,671
Skorts. There again, those skorts.

594
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:04,632
My costume designer
was a genius with this.

595
00:32:04,841 --> 00:32:09,387
Even the wash of that denim
is so perfect, and the zipper.

596
00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:11,306
I said I'm wet. Finger me already.

597
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:15,476
This was one of those things, you don't
get enough skort jokes in movies.

598
00:32:15,685 --> 00:32:17,312
Yeah.

599
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,188
- So.... Ever.
- I don't think ever.

600
00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:25,695
I don't know if that's a male-female
thing or just a specific fashion joke.

601
00:32:25,903 --> 00:32:28,156
Yeah, I didn't even know
they were called skorts.

602
00:32:28,364 --> 00:32:32,910
It was just those weird,
like, short things that girls wore.

603
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:37,123
- That contraption that girls wear.
- That weird contraption that no one....

604
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:39,042
Now, where did the...?

605
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:43,379
Oh, the freeze-frame was something
we came up with in post...

606
00:32:43,588 --> 00:32:46,049
...and it came from--
Aubrey made this great face...

607
00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:50,845
...that lent itself to kind of freezing on.
And you know what too?

608
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,472
I had seen <i>Horrible Bosses...</i>

609
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,891
...and they have a sequence
where they freeze.

610
00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:58,603
And then we were just looking
for other conventions to really--

611
00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:04,067
Something to kind of bring us back
to the list and that idea of the to-do list.

612
00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:06,194
So we tried that
and it seemed to work...

613
00:33:06,361 --> 00:33:08,112
...and it punched up a lot of scenes.

614
00:33:08,321 --> 00:33:10,365
And then we ended up, you know--

615
00:33:10,531 --> 00:33:13,159
A lot of those scenes continued,
there were more jokes...

616
00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:16,079
...like Chris-- Duffy,
his character walks in on them...

617
00:33:16,287 --> 00:33:20,041
...and a lot of the stuff then,
it just kind of cut off those scenes...

618
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:23,252
...which is actually so much better
because you wanna leave...

619
00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:28,007
- ...at the highest point, so....
- This is Sarah Steele's first day.

620
00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:30,677
So this is-- She just got....

621
00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:33,096
Like flew to L.A. from Italy.

622
00:33:33,262 --> 00:33:35,765
- She just came from the airport.
- And we put her there.

623
00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:40,395
I put her on camera
in this awful bathing suit.

624
00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:42,230
So she just came from the airport.

625
00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:47,026
And just met Alia and Aubrey.

626
00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:49,320
- And me. Yeah.
- Yeah.

627
00:33:50,697 --> 00:33:51,739
Man.

628
00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:58,413
This scene-- I have to say,
Aubrey killed it in this scene.

629
00:33:58,621 --> 00:34:00,748
And this was--
The shot coming up of her...

630
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:02,667
...I wanted that to be the one-sheet.

631
00:34:02,834 --> 00:34:05,920
I thought that should be the poster.
At least the poster in France.

632
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:08,423
Can we look at the pro-choice,
pro-Clinton shirt?

633
00:34:08,589 --> 00:34:11,676
Yeah. And then let's just watch
this brilliant bit of acting.

634
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:18,808
Well, we were watching this
in the other room on the monitor.

635
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:24,188
I just remember Jen Todd and
Brian Robbins, the producers, going:

636
00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:25,857
"Man, what...?"

637
00:34:26,023 --> 00:34:27,984
"What are they doing?"

638
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,986
- "What is going on?"
- But it's so funny.

639
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:35,074
It's so funny and anyone who came to
set, I would be like, "Cue up that shot."

640
00:34:35,283 --> 00:34:38,327
Yeah, that was the shot of like....

641
00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:41,247
And then this too, Aubrey,
she put her glasses on...

642
00:34:41,456 --> 00:34:45,168
...because whenever she's doing
something sexual, it's studious to her.

643
00:34:45,376 --> 00:34:47,795
She's, like, studying
so when she was masturbating...

644
00:34:47,962 --> 00:34:49,714
...she wanted to have her glasses on.

645
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:52,091
And that pillow
that Aubrey is humping...

646
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,844
...it's called the husband.
And that's, again...

647
00:34:55,052 --> 00:34:57,972
...my production designer
and the set dresser Cassandra...

648
00:34:58,181 --> 00:35:01,309
...they informed me of the name,
the pillow is called the husband.

649
00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:04,145
And it's like every teenage girl
had that on her bed...

650
00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:06,647
...and you'd sit
and you'd read a book or study...

651
00:35:06,856 --> 00:35:09,609
...and it props you up,
but I love that she humps it.

652
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:12,403
This coming up is another one
of my favorite moments...

653
00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:14,864
...between the sisters.

654
00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:16,991
And I love too,
the house that had the--

655
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,203
This is why we picked the house,
the Jack and Jill bathrooms.

656
00:35:20,411 --> 00:35:22,371
That's what that's called?

657
00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:26,167
So it's like two bedrooms connected.
They share one bathroom.

658
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,461
Jack and Jill.

659
00:35:29,921 --> 00:35:31,756
You don't have to deal
with this anymore.

660
00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,591
But when we were younger, this is--

661
00:35:33,758 --> 00:35:36,761
Back in the day, you had someone--
You only had one line...

662
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:40,056
...it was always busy, so you couldn't
get through to your friends.

663
00:35:40,223 --> 00:35:42,391
If you were making a call,
it was never private.

664
00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:44,018
Someone was always listening.

665
00:35:44,227 --> 00:35:47,855
I used to listen to my brother's
and sister's phone call all the time.

666
00:35:48,064 --> 00:35:50,107
Like, I would snoop.

667
00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:52,902
And then you were
always fighting over the phone.

668
00:35:53,402 --> 00:35:55,196
- Don't touch me.
- Let go!

669
00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:57,073
Mom!

670
00:35:57,281 --> 00:35:59,033
Those guys are awesome.

671
00:35:59,242 --> 00:36:02,286
And then this coming up
is another little favorite moment.

672
00:36:02,495 --> 00:36:04,914
- I like his little dance.
- Between Duffy and Cameron.

673
00:36:05,122 --> 00:36:06,165
Yeah, right here.

674
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,376
Dude, what did she say?

675
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,131
Wait. Why we doing the dance?
Why we doing the dance?

676
00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:17,844
I was very much like Cameron.

677
00:36:18,052 --> 00:36:21,305
Technically, she said "why not."
But I asked her out on a date...

678
00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:23,307
...she said yes and it's a "date" date.

679
00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:25,101
It's a motherfucking "date" date.

680
00:36:25,268 --> 00:36:28,396
- Then I love how they kind of wrestle.
- Yeah.

681
00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:31,357
- What am I gonna wear?
- Not that.

682
00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:35,194
- Why? It's just Cameron.
- It doesn't matter, Pancake, who it is.

683
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,613
You can't keep dressing
like Tracey Gold.

684
00:36:37,989 --> 00:36:39,365
Huge laugh.

685
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:44,412
I can. That outfit is genius.

686
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:48,332
Look at that. And right now
those jeans, floral denim, is back in.

687
00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:50,751
It's crazy.

688
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,963
And that bag right there,
Contempo Casuals...

689
00:36:54,171 --> 00:36:56,549
...that was such a big deal
when I was growing up.

690
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:58,676
And in Idaho,
we didn't even have a mall.

691
00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:02,263
We would drive six hours
to Salt Lake City...

692
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:04,056
...to go buy our school clothes.

693
00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:07,768
And that was, like, the fashion mecca,
was Salt Lake City.

694
00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:11,355
So not only did fashion come late
to Boise, Idaho in the early '90s...

695
00:37:11,564 --> 00:37:16,569
...it kind of didn't come at all, as we
can see from what they're all wearing.

696
00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:19,196
All the posters and stuff
in her room were actually--

697
00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:23,326
Most of them were mine
from high school and college.

698
00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:28,915
This scene-- Oh, my gosh,
we tried to clear so many movies.

699
00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:31,167
The best was, we had <i>Hard Target</i>
in there...

700
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:34,003
...and we almost got that,
with Jean-Claude Van Damme...

701
00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:35,338
...but he then declined.

702
00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:37,673
It was a funny scene
with him fighting a snake.

703
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:38,883
And punching a snake...

704
00:37:39,050 --> 00:37:42,094
...intercut with Brandy
giving Cameron a hand job.

705
00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,888
But we tried every movie possible.

706
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,349
We tried <i>Jurassic Park,</i>
they said no.

707
00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:48,309
- Tried <i>Free Willy.</i>
- Wasn't a surprise.

708
00:37:48,476 --> 00:37:50,978
<i>Free Willy</i> was the first.
I can't believe they said no.

709
00:37:51,145 --> 00:37:52,813
It didn't even, like, dawn on me...

710
00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:56,776
...that that was a children's movie
by Disney and that they would say no.

711
00:37:56,984 --> 00:38:00,363
<i>Jurassic Park,</i> we tried <i>Hard Target.</i>

712
00:38:00,571 --> 00:38:02,365
I tried for <i>Weekend at Bernie's Il...</i>

713
00:38:02,573 --> 00:38:05,326
...but we couldn't track down
who actually owns that movie.

714
00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:07,119
So we ended up having to get this.

715
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:10,581
Real quick, the people in the theater
are really good friends...

716
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:12,792
...D'Arcy and Jason Carden.

717
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,003
Hilarious. Jason actually was
a producer on the movie...

718
00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:19,131
...and is a brilliant producer
at Funny Or Die right now.

719
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,508
He works at Funny Or Die.

720
00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:22,760
And D'Arcy Carden
is a hilarious actress...

721
00:38:22,969 --> 00:38:26,138
...from Upright Citizens Brigade
in New York.

722
00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:30,977
- You will be seeing her in a ton of stuff.
- Yeah, now she lives-- They live in L.A.

723
00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,937
Those guys are awesome.

724
00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,188
And then....

725
00:38:38,067 --> 00:38:41,654
- There's Liz Cackowski.
- Yes.

726
00:38:42,113 --> 00:38:44,615
Liz and I have written together
and did a web series...

727
00:38:44,824 --> 00:38:46,784
<i>.. The Jeannie Tate Show</i>
that Aubrey was in.

728
00:38:46,951 --> 00:38:50,329
That's one of the first things I did
that kind of got me my break...

729
00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:55,084
...into getting paid to write,
I guess, and direct.

730
00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:58,838
And Liz and I used to work with
each other at <i>Saturday Night Live.</i>

731
00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:02,049
- She was a writer.
- She was a writer. That's how we met.

732
00:39:02,258 --> 00:39:05,011
- Not you and I. Yeah.
- No.

733
00:39:05,219 --> 00:39:07,221
- How we all met Liz.
- Yes.

734
00:39:07,430 --> 00:39:09,390
- Jeez.
- I used to teach step aerobics.

735
00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:12,184
That's the activity
that Rachel Bilson is doing.

736
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:18,190
In college, I taught step aerobics
at the 6 a.m. class. It was awful.

737
00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:20,609
What a great shot.

738
00:39:23,821 --> 00:39:28,951
- This next shot here, that butter--
- That gets a giant laugh.

739
00:39:29,118 --> 00:39:31,287
Best giant laugh,
best bang for your buck.

740
00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:33,956
That was a joke I came up
with in editing...

741
00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:35,875
...and then we did it in a reshoot...

742
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,252
...and it was one
of the cheapest shots ever...

743
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:40,504
...and one of the biggest laughs,
so worth it.

744
00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:43,632
It gets a giant laugh
when it comes to the butter.

745
00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:46,385
We're just talking about
what giant laughs this gets.

746
00:39:46,844 --> 00:39:50,014
Just patting ourselves
on the back here, guys.

747
00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:51,432
Oh, man.

748
00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:56,145
Oh, you know what we should
be playing is-- Okay, Alan.

749
00:39:56,312 --> 00:39:59,023
See the guy in between
in the soft focus in the background?

750
00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:00,566
He's behind Aubrey there.

751
00:40:00,775 --> 00:40:03,194
So Alan was in the Art Department...

752
00:40:03,402 --> 00:40:08,741
...and he had this great way of being
in the background of so many scenes.

753
00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:11,994
As did Conor Benson,
our rock star PA...

754
00:40:12,203 --> 00:40:16,082
...who is a family friend from Montana
who had never worked on a movie...

755
00:40:16,290 --> 00:40:18,375
...and just became
a total rock star.

756
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:20,753
He was literally an extra
in every scene.

757
00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:24,298
Yeah. There could be a DVD feature
called "Where is Conor?"

758
00:40:24,507 --> 00:40:27,510
- Yeah, "Where is Conor and Alan?"
- And Alan, yeah.

759
00:40:27,718 --> 00:40:30,638
"Where is Conor and Alan?"
They're in every single shot.

760
00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:34,100
Every scene.
Every scene in the background.

761
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:38,687
- Make sure you get more SnackWells.
- I got it, honey. Number one....

762
00:40:38,854 --> 00:40:40,648
I ate a lot of SnackWells.

763
00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:42,650
My grandmother had SnackWells.

764
00:40:43,192 --> 00:40:45,528
This scene where
she's drawing the diagram...

765
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:49,031
...that was definitely heavily inspired
from real life...

766
00:40:49,198 --> 00:40:51,659
...because when I found out--
I was much younger...

767
00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:55,121
...but when my older brother and sister
told me, like...

768
00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:58,707
...what the birds and the bees were,
I didn't believe them.

769
00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:01,127
They told me what--
What it actually meant...

770
00:41:01,335 --> 00:41:05,464
...and I went to my mom and I was like,
"They said this and that can't be true."

771
00:41:05,673 --> 00:41:08,676
And my mom drew a diagram
of like--

772
00:41:08,843 --> 00:41:12,388
It was very clinical,
like, what sex was.

773
00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,266
So I put it in the movie.

774
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:18,561
- That's terrifying.
- It was weird.

775
00:41:18,769 --> 00:41:22,773
It was weird. But cracked,
I guess. I don't know.

776
00:41:24,608 --> 00:41:26,235
- That's terrible.
- Isn't that awful?

777
00:41:26,402 --> 00:41:28,404
- Does it hurt?
- That's a good question.

778
00:41:28,571 --> 00:41:31,490
- What's a good question?
- Did it hurt when you got circumcised?

779
00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:33,993
- I'm late for work.
- No coffee?

780
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,288
Clark came in for that day
just to do that little bit.

781
00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:43,002
He came from shooting
<i>The Avengers</i> to say one line.

782
00:41:43,169 --> 00:41:44,587
Thanks.

783
00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:48,048
It's the least I can do. Watch your step.
You look fantastic.

784
00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:49,258
Miss Chardine.

785
00:41:49,425 --> 00:41:51,802
Miss Chardine
was my 2nd grade teacher.

786
00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:54,889
I had to think of a name.

787
00:41:55,222 --> 00:41:57,600
Men have a one-track mind.

788
00:41:57,766 --> 00:42:00,936
All I can think of in these scenes
is how hot it was.

789
00:42:01,145 --> 00:42:03,230
I know. We're not gonna talk
about it anymore.

790
00:42:03,439 --> 00:42:05,774
- We won't talk about it.
- We won't talk about it.

791
00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,904
En Vogue, another great song.

792
00:42:10,654 --> 00:42:13,991
I used to, that was the big thing--
Oh, the lost-and-found.

793
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:19,163
I don't know why, for some reason,
that-- That just tickles me.

794
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:20,998
The lost-and-found box.

795
00:42:21,207 --> 00:42:23,667
And look at this swimsuit.

796
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:26,503
I should have shot it from behind...

797
00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:28,964
...because look at how saggy it is
on the bottom.

798
00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:31,342
That's, like, the funniest part.

799
00:42:32,551 --> 00:42:36,055
- Isn't that funny?
- Oh, it's really funny.

800
00:42:37,181 --> 00:42:41,101
I was weird because
I was super concerned about...

801
00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:44,230
...you making your days
instead of getting the funny stuff.

802
00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:45,773
I know, you were so stressed.

803
00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:48,359
You were like, "You need to move on.
Let's move on."

804
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:50,569
I was,
"We have so much stuff to shoot."

805
00:42:50,778 --> 00:42:53,948
And then, yeah--
It was a learning experience.

806
00:42:54,156 --> 00:42:57,785
In this scene where Aubrey,
you know, loses her top here...

807
00:42:57,993 --> 00:43:00,996
...she was wearing these clear,
like, pasty things.

808
00:43:01,205 --> 00:43:04,833
However we were--
These were kids on set...

809
00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:08,671
...and it didn't even dawn on me
that the parents might be upset...

810
00:43:08,879 --> 00:43:12,716
...because she did look like she was
topless and she pretty much was.

811
00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:16,303
And then there's sort of
a lot of swearing...

812
00:43:16,887 --> 00:43:19,515
...and a lot of Aubrey walking around
with not much on.

813
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:23,852
Like, and kind of-- In a second we'll
see her, like, telling these kids off.

814
00:43:24,061 --> 00:43:26,146
Apparently some of the parents
were upset...

815
00:43:26,355 --> 00:43:29,400
- ...which I guess makes sense.
- Who was upset?

816
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:32,027
Just some of the extras, their parents.

817
00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:35,114
Come on, guys. The script
was originally called "The Hand Job."

818
00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:37,700
Yeah, you know
what you're getting into.

819
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:41,161
Bet you didn't see that one coming.

820
00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:45,082
I do remember coming from my--

821
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:47,710
Me and Johnny's little room
and coming out...

822
00:43:47,918 --> 00:43:51,338
...and you guys were set up,
and I just did this in, like, one take...

823
00:43:51,547 --> 00:43:53,299
...and you were like, "That's great."

824
00:43:53,465 --> 00:43:55,634
I turned around,
and went back to the room.

825
00:43:55,843 --> 00:43:58,971
I was reading a book
and I, like, sat it down...

826
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:02,308
...did that thing. You were like,
"Okay, so the top just went off.

827
00:44:02,516 --> 00:44:03,642
Say this, this happened.

828
00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:06,979
Now say, 'Itty Bitty Titty Committee.'
Say it one more time. Great.

829
00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:10,482
Okay, great. Moving on."
You know, because it was video.

830
00:44:11,275 --> 00:44:13,652
We just missed
another one of my favorite lines.

831
00:44:13,861 --> 00:44:15,904
- Where you say, "Dad, guess what."
- Oh, yeah.

832
00:44:16,113 --> 00:44:18,866
That's-- That line makes my editor
and I laugh so hard.

833
00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:21,744
And when we screened it,
some people would get it...

834
00:44:21,952 --> 00:44:24,997
...some people get it
like a minute later.

835
00:44:25,205 --> 00:44:27,624
And I always wanna, like,
go talk to the people...

836
00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:30,919
...afterwards who laugh at that line.
It's one of my favorites.

837
00:44:31,128 --> 00:44:34,715
The fact that your character would--
Something funny happened at work...

838
00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:36,759
...and you'd immediately
call your dad.

839
00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:41,555
Yeah, call your dad,
say this girl's top fell off at work.

840
00:44:44,099 --> 00:44:46,018
You still have no tits.

841
00:44:46,185 --> 00:44:49,396
This shot here was so funny
because we had...

842
00:44:49,605 --> 00:44:53,942
...you know, the camera on a crane,
but you guys were floating.

843
00:44:54,151 --> 00:44:58,238
One, couldn't hear us,
couldn't hear each other and then...

844
00:44:58,447 --> 00:45:01,158
...because you were floating,
we couldn't frame you up.

845
00:45:01,367 --> 00:45:04,787
It should be so easy,
and for some reason it was so hard.

846
00:45:04,995 --> 00:45:09,124
It was incredibly difficult to have this
conversation because I couldn't hear.

847
00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:11,919
And you had a hard time floating,
both of you guys.

848
00:45:12,127 --> 00:45:15,422
Well, Aubrey has no body fat
so she was sinking. And then--

849
00:45:15,589 --> 00:45:17,800
I have plenty of body fat and I--

850
00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:20,761
I think we had to put things
under your backs, little buoys.

851
00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:23,180
- Yeah. Because--
- I was getting really mad.

852
00:45:23,389 --> 00:45:26,809
Like, "You guys, you're just floating
on your back. It's not that hard."

853
00:45:27,017 --> 00:45:30,187
- We were like, "We're not lifeguards."
- You're like, "We're tired."

854
00:45:30,354 --> 00:45:32,981
- We're not lifeguards.
- You're not Division I athletes.

855
00:45:33,190 --> 00:45:35,484
And we're not former lifeguards.

856
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:41,407
But, no, I remember this was one day
I feel like I kind of snapped a little bit...

857
00:45:41,615 --> 00:45:44,618
...because you were trying
to tell us what to do, Doug Emmett...

858
00:45:44,827 --> 00:45:47,871
...the DP, was trying to tell us,
Brian Robbins was like, "No"...

859
00:45:48,038 --> 00:45:50,332
...and I was just like,
"I don't know what to do!"

860
00:45:50,541 --> 00:45:53,377
I'm sure there's footage
of me snapping...

861
00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:56,463
...because-- "My face is frying off!

862
00:45:57,673 --> 00:46:00,092
Where do you want me to go?"

863
00:46:00,259 --> 00:46:03,345
Willy, this is Amber, my sister.
Amber, Willy, my boss.

864
00:46:03,512 --> 00:46:06,056
Oh, your dog paddle is so great.

865
00:46:07,724 --> 00:46:11,103
- I love Rachel's outfit here too.
- This is Rachel's first day.

866
00:46:11,311 --> 00:46:15,858
We just-- This is me essentially
meeting Rachel. Yeah.

867
00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:20,028
This is her, like,
Donna from <i>902 1 0</i> outfit.

868
00:46:20,237 --> 00:46:24,783
And our costume designer did shop
from some of the, like, original <i>902 1 0...</i>

869
00:46:24,992 --> 00:46:27,411
...from their wardrobe,
which was the best.

870
00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:31,331
- So some of this is <i>902 1 0</i> wardrobe.
- Yes, some of the outfits were.

871
00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:33,333
A few of the pieces were.

872
00:46:35,294 --> 00:46:37,796
I don't remember doing this
when I watched the movie.

873
00:46:38,005 --> 00:46:39,339
- You don't?
- I don't remember.

874
00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:42,551
When I watched the movie, I was like,
"Was that in the script?"

875
00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:44,720
- That was in the script.
- I don't remember.

876
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:46,555
Yeah, the <i>Home Improvement</i> joke.

877
00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,390
And I fluctuated-- "Fluctuated."

878
00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:50,976
I changed the year a lot
when I was writing it...

879
00:46:51,185 --> 00:46:52,728
...between '93, '94 and '95...

880
00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,980
...because I wanted--
I had a <i>Friends</i> joke...

881
00:46:55,147 --> 00:46:58,317
...that I wanted to get in
but that was in '94 so I took it out.

882
00:46:58,484 --> 00:47:00,986
But I settled on
a <i>Home Improvement</i> joke.

883
00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:05,365
And let's look at Connie Britton's
bedazzled shirt here...

884
00:47:05,574 --> 00:47:07,910
...which is awesome.
Clark's so good in this scene.

885
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:09,912
In the vagina,
but that's not important.

886
00:47:10,078 --> 00:47:12,623
No, I meant as in a location.

887
00:47:13,415 --> 00:47:15,000
I assume the vagina.

888
00:47:15,167 --> 00:47:17,336
"I assumed the vagina."

889
00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:19,671
Like in the back seat of a car?

890
00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:21,089
Mostly.

891
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,592
Beaver Creek
is a real location in Idaho.

892
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:27,846
That's a terrible name for a creek.

893
00:47:29,056 --> 00:47:30,891
Yeah.

894
00:47:31,683 --> 00:47:33,644
Do you wanna call it Idaho Creek?

895
00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,896
Let's call it Beaver.

896
00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:40,150
Here I totally forced Aubrey
to say this next line.

897
00:47:40,359 --> 00:47:42,694
"No doy," we used to say that
and I wanted that in.

898
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:45,239
- She didn't wanna say it?
- She was like, "Sounds forced."

899
00:47:45,405 --> 00:47:49,159
Then I'm like, "It sure does,
but I want it in the movie."

900
00:47:49,326 --> 00:47:52,829
Look at the afro on this snatch.
It's the biggest thing I've ever seen.

901
00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:57,584
The popsicle was a big pain too,
melting.

902
00:47:57,793 --> 00:48:00,170
- Oh, yeah.
- Continuity.

903
00:48:00,337 --> 00:48:03,131
It's the worst feeling.
It's like a tiny boxer is, like...

904
00:48:03,674 --> 00:48:08,929
...boom, one nut, two nut, three--
Just pounding away at your nuts.

905
00:48:09,429 --> 00:48:11,932
What is Donald talking about?

906
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:16,103
Getting blue balled, or blue balls,
and how uncomfortable that is.

907
00:48:16,270 --> 00:48:20,148
Anyway, blue balls is real.
Somebody should do something.

908
00:48:20,649 --> 00:48:22,025
You guys....

909
00:48:22,234 --> 00:48:26,238
- Donald makes me laugh.
- Yeah, he's really funny.

910
00:48:26,488 --> 00:48:28,824
What do you think
they're talking about?

911
00:48:29,658 --> 00:48:32,369
There should be a drinking game
for scrunchies in this too.

912
00:48:32,578 --> 00:48:34,705
Sarah Steele got really bummed.

913
00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:37,457
She was like,
at one point she was like:

914
00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:41,086
"Could I just have one scene
where I don't wear a scrunchie?"

915
00:48:41,295 --> 00:48:43,297
And I said, "No."

916
00:48:43,505 --> 00:48:45,465
I'm like,
"You need to have a scrunchie."

917
00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:48,302
--are you ready
to knock "blowjob" off that list?

918
00:48:49,177 --> 00:48:50,721
I think so.

919
00:48:50,887 --> 00:48:52,806
There's some really good articles
in here.

920
00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:55,767
- Nolan.
- He is so funny.

921
00:48:56,602 --> 00:48:58,020
You should check out page 47.

922
00:48:59,313 --> 00:49:01,481
It says that if a guy
drinks pineapple juice....

923
00:49:03,358 --> 00:49:05,110
You see, I did not know this.

924
00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,738
- The pineapple juice thing?
- Didn't know that.

925
00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:09,531
I had never heard about it.

926
00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:11,408
This was one of those...

927
00:49:11,575 --> 00:49:14,202
...like an urban myth or legend,
or not even a legend...

928
00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:16,955
...but just some dumb fact
that is probably not true...

929
00:49:17,164 --> 00:49:21,752
...but that was passed down
like it was this incredible...

930
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,754
...important piece of knowledge.

931
00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:27,507
And I can't believe that--
This kind of came from, you know...

932
00:49:27,674 --> 00:49:30,594
...my high school friends and I.
One friend told us, like...

933
00:49:30,761 --> 00:49:33,472
...how many calories there was in jizz
and we couldn't swallow...

934
00:49:33,639 --> 00:49:37,017
...and that was, like, on our minds...

935
00:49:37,184 --> 00:49:40,771
...the first times
we were all giving BJs.

936
00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:42,606
You're giving your first BJ, like:

937
00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:45,442
- "Is this gonna be fattening?"
- Note, do not swallow.

938
00:49:45,651 --> 00:49:49,655
You do not wanna-- You're gonna
look fat after this if you swallow, so....

939
00:49:50,989 --> 00:49:52,699
That makes so much more sense.

940
00:49:52,866 --> 00:49:54,159
- Yes, that'd be nice.
- Yes.

941
00:49:55,577 --> 00:49:56,995
Wait. What song is this?

942
00:49:57,204 --> 00:49:59,706
House of Love,
"I Don't Know Why I Love You."

943
00:49:59,915 --> 00:50:02,668
I had never heard this song.

944
00:50:02,876 --> 00:50:06,672
My music supervisor, Howard, gave it
to us and it kind of worked perfect.

945
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,215
We use it twice in the movie.

946
00:50:08,423 --> 00:50:10,634
Yeah, it sure would suck to miss that.

947
00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:13,303
- See you later, Pancake.
- Bye, guys.

948
00:50:13,553 --> 00:50:16,473
They are super mean to Cameron.

949
00:50:16,682 --> 00:50:19,393
He is a dummy
but they're really mean to him.

950
00:50:19,559 --> 00:50:23,980
And right there was the big sequence
that-- We totally cut this scene.

951
00:50:24,189 --> 00:50:26,650
It took way too much time to shoot.

952
00:50:26,858 --> 00:50:29,778
That was
the whole Hillcrest rivalry...

953
00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:33,156
...that went right there,
and it was such a...

954
00:50:33,365 --> 00:50:35,992
...like, hard scene to shoot
and took a lot of time...

955
00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:38,537
...and it was
one of the first things to get cut.

956
00:50:38,745 --> 00:50:43,750
Yeah, that's why-- So when they go
to the pool later to get Hillcrest that's--

957
00:50:43,917 --> 00:50:47,170
The setup to all that
was cut out of the movie...

958
00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:51,216
- ...because it didn't work.
- Yeah.

959
00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:53,969
So when people would say:

960
00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:56,930
"I like it but that Hillcrest thing
comes out of nowhere."

961
00:50:57,139 --> 00:50:59,975
- It's like, "Yeah. You're right.
- Yep. You're right.

962
00:51:00,183 --> 00:51:01,226
You're not wrong."

963
00:51:01,435 --> 00:51:04,354
We had no money to actually
go back and fix it. I tried.

964
00:51:04,563 --> 00:51:06,815
I got shot down.

965
00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:09,985
We have to acknowledge
the paint color in this room...

966
00:51:10,193 --> 00:51:13,697
...because this is,
it's like peach and mint green.

967
00:51:13,905 --> 00:51:16,950
It's kind of this Miami look
that was really popular.

968
00:51:17,159 --> 00:51:20,620
It was that pink flamingo look.
And I gave the production designer...

969
00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:23,957
...pictures of my
high school friend's bedroom...

970
00:51:24,166 --> 00:51:27,502
...and they painted it this color,
and it's so spot-on.

971
00:51:29,421 --> 00:51:32,966
And Rachel
has a belly button piercing.

972
00:51:33,175 --> 00:51:35,010
That was my big rebellious thing.

973
00:51:35,218 --> 00:51:36,636
I didn't ever get a tattoo.

974
00:51:36,845 --> 00:51:41,683
I pierced my belly button and I had it
pierced for three years before my par--

975
00:51:41,892 --> 00:51:45,437
Like, I kind of forgot about it
and then one day my parents saw it.

976
00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:47,647
And it was actually my aunt
who was like:

977
00:51:47,856 --> 00:51:50,066
"Maggie, did you
pierce your belly button?"

978
00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:52,277
I was like, "Yes."
My parents were so mad.

979
00:51:52,444 --> 00:51:54,654
I was very--
I was already in college...

980
00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:57,157
...and I was like,
"Oh, I did it three years ago."

981
00:51:57,365 --> 00:51:59,367
- Now Andy....
- Andy Samberg.

982
00:51:59,576 --> 00:52:03,580
Now, Andy came,
he was there for one day, right?

983
00:52:03,789 --> 00:52:05,791
Yup.
He was shooting <i>That's My Boy...</i>

984
00:52:05,999 --> 00:52:09,920
...and he did us a huge favor
and flew back from Boston...

985
00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:14,090
...to come shoot this. And we
shot him all-- This club scene...

986
00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:16,927
...and then back at the pool.

987
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:22,891
I love how subtle Andy is in this,
as his character.

988
00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:25,769
And of course I wanted him
to look like Eddie Vedder...

989
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:28,814
...so that's-- His whole look
is inspired by the grunge look.

990
00:52:29,022 --> 00:52:33,860
And there's a whole bunch
that's cut out of this stuff too.

991
00:52:34,069 --> 00:52:36,029
Oh, yeah, there was a scene
with their IDs.

992
00:52:36,238 --> 00:52:40,617
Yeah, and then the other joke
was they're at kind of like a VFW...

993
00:52:40,826 --> 00:52:43,995
...with a bunch of old people,
and so when you cut to the crowd...

994
00:52:44,204 --> 00:52:47,582
...it's supposed to be all these
old people around Aubrey.

995
00:52:47,791 --> 00:52:52,003
That's why she's invited up on stage.
But it didn't really work...

996
00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:55,173
...so that got cut.
A lot of stuff got cut.

997
00:52:55,382 --> 00:52:59,469
And these guys,
that's Kevin Brennan on guitar there...

998
00:52:59,678 --> 00:53:03,056
...and these are all just--
Kevin's my buddy from film school.

999
00:53:03,265 --> 00:53:06,101
I met him in Austin, Texas
and he's in a band.

1000
00:53:06,309 --> 00:53:09,813
And I was in a panic
and called him up...

1001
00:53:10,021 --> 00:53:13,191
...and asked if
he could get his friends...

1002
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:17,612
...who could play in a band
and be in the movie, and they came.

1003
00:53:17,821 --> 00:53:21,366
And they get a really funny bit
coming up with Sarah Steele.

1004
00:53:22,117 --> 00:53:24,619
And your buddy, Todd Berger,
I think was in the crowd.

1005
00:53:24,828 --> 00:53:26,538
Yup. And Sean Parker
and Helena Wade.

1006
00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:29,583
They're all extras there, and dancing.

1007
00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,001
George, this is Cameron...

1008
00:53:31,167 --> 00:53:33,003
...Brandy's study buddy.

1009
00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:37,048
This was something
my dad always did.

1010
00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:38,925
Whether it was intentional or not...

1011
00:53:39,134 --> 00:53:42,554
...he never knew a single one
of my guy friends' name...

1012
00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:45,432
...even though they had met him--
And everyone in Boise--

1013
00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:49,102
You go to grade school, junior high
and high school with the same boys...

1014
00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:51,563
...and my dad--
Every time they would come over...

1015
00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:54,691
...pick me up for a date
or even if it was a group thing...

1016
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:58,612
...he would, like, always pretend
like he never knew who they were.

1017
00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:00,655
Just to scare them
and intimidate them.

1018
00:54:00,864 --> 00:54:03,116
Even when one of them was, like,
my boyfriend...

1019
00:54:03,325 --> 00:54:07,537
...who he'd come over a lot, my dad
would always never know his name.

1020
00:54:07,746 --> 00:54:10,373
Those are all my ribbons
on the wall.

1021
00:54:10,582 --> 00:54:15,337
They're all blue. We see it.
We see, Maggie, all blue.

1022
00:54:15,879 --> 00:54:18,089
- Now this--
- Oh, Hillary.

1023
00:54:20,175 --> 00:54:22,344
You know, there are certain places
in the U.S...

1024
00:54:22,552 --> 00:54:26,431
...when that shot of Hillary
comes up it's like, "Boo!"

1025
00:54:27,557 --> 00:54:31,394
I am a legitimate Hillary Clinton fan...

1026
00:54:31,603 --> 00:54:34,314
...and I hope
she becomes our president.

1027
00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:39,027
This is fun because every time
this happens, people go, "Oh, no."

1028
00:54:39,194 --> 00:54:41,947
Yeah. They feel so bad for him.

1029
00:54:42,155 --> 00:54:44,741
I will say, I did not give you--
People always ask me:

1030
00:54:44,950 --> 00:54:47,285
"Oh, did you give, you know,
lots of notes...

1031
00:54:47,494 --> 00:54:49,371
...or did you help write the movie?"

1032
00:54:49,579 --> 00:54:50,997
And I'm like, "Not at all."

1033
00:54:51,206 --> 00:54:53,625
I didn't help with any of the writing
on the movie...

1034
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:56,670
...but one thing I do remember
saying a very long time ago...

1035
00:54:56,878 --> 00:55:01,091
- ...was the guy needs to find the list.
- Yes. Yes.

1036
00:55:01,299 --> 00:55:03,301
We were in a cab in New York
and I said:

1037
00:55:03,510 --> 00:55:07,722
"Oh, the guy should, like--
The Cameron guy should find the list...

1038
00:55:07,931 --> 00:55:11,226
...and then it gets out, and then...."

1039
00:55:11,393 --> 00:55:13,645
Then that kind of spirals
everything from there.

1040
00:55:13,853 --> 00:55:15,939
Yeah. It goes....

1041
00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:20,527
Now this is semi based
on a true story, correct?

1042
00:55:20,735 --> 00:55:23,071
- You can't name the band.
- Semi based.

1043
00:55:23,279 --> 00:55:25,949
You can't name the actual band
that this happened with.

1044
00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:29,494
It's a combination.
One, there was a band that--

1045
00:55:29,703 --> 00:55:31,204
We will not say who the band is.

1046
00:55:31,413 --> 00:55:35,125
There was a Boise band. My friends
and I in high school met a band...

1047
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,002
...and made out with them
in the pool.

1048
00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:40,630
But then the hair dye
is a totally different story...

1049
00:55:40,839 --> 00:55:42,674
...so it's sort of a combination.

1050
00:55:42,882 --> 00:55:46,803
The hair dye is a different guy
who had just dyed his hair...

1051
00:55:47,012 --> 00:55:51,016
...and then I had a friend who
made out with a guy in a shower...

1052
00:55:51,224 --> 00:55:53,977
...and he had, like, purple hair dye
dripping down his face.

1053
00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:57,105
It was very funny because
a lot of Maggie's friends came...

1054
00:55:57,313 --> 00:55:59,774
...to the premiere for the movie.
And when that--

1055
00:55:59,983 --> 00:56:01,109
They know the story.

1056
00:56:01,317 --> 00:56:02,652
And when that happened...

1057
00:56:02,819 --> 00:56:06,281
...when they went into the shower,
they were squealing like little girls.

1058
00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:08,783
They were laughing
because the girl was there.

1059
00:56:08,992 --> 00:56:11,411
The girl was in the theater
watching it.

1060
00:56:11,619 --> 00:56:14,247
They were like,
"That happened to you."

1061
00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:17,625
So wet in here.

1062
00:56:19,294 --> 00:56:21,254
Are you gonna come in?

1063
00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:27,010
Can't. Dyed my hair this morning.
Can't get it wet for 48 hours.

1064
00:56:30,638 --> 00:56:32,640
Well, that's a shame...

1065
00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:37,645
...because a hot shower
sounds really nice right about now.

1066
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,774
There's a line in there that Aubrey
improvised where she says:

1067
00:56:41,274 --> 00:56:44,611
"It's so wet in here,"
which I just love.

1068
00:56:45,695 --> 00:56:47,989
"Take soap shower
before entering the pool."

1069
00:56:48,198 --> 00:56:49,949
My friend Oscar made that sign...

1070
00:56:50,158 --> 00:56:53,578
...and that was something I found so
funny when we were location scouting.

1071
00:56:53,787 --> 00:56:57,540
All of the public pools in L.A.
had a giant sign that always said:

1072
00:56:57,749 --> 00:57:00,168
"Take soap shower
before entering pool."

1073
00:57:00,335 --> 00:57:02,378
Are you gonna talk
the whole time I blow you?

1074
00:57:03,254 --> 00:57:09,010
Oh, that hair dye. That hair dye was
a pain too, to get that trick to work.

1075
00:57:09,219 --> 00:57:11,054
Andy was very nice
to do all this stuff.

1076
00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:14,015
- He is great in this too. Yeah.
- He was very, very funny.

1077
00:57:14,182 --> 00:57:16,810
And telling the troubadour's tale
is what I do best--

1078
00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:25,026
- Did he improvise "Joshua Tree"?
- The Joshua Tree. Yes.

1079
00:57:25,235 --> 00:57:28,071
It's such a pretentious thing.

1080
00:57:28,279 --> 00:57:31,699
This is your <i>Back to the Future</i>
moment.

1081
00:57:31,908 --> 00:57:34,911
No, no, no. No, it's not.
In my head it wasn't.

1082
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:40,542
It was <i>Evil Dead Il</i> when Bruce
Campbell says, "Work shed."

1083
00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,252
I think you look like Doc there.

1084
00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:45,255
I know I look-- It is a Doc,
more of a Doc moment. "Showers!"

1085
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:48,049
But in my head it was, "Work shed!"

1086
00:57:49,384 --> 00:57:51,010
Another big crowd....

1087
00:57:51,219 --> 00:57:52,762
The crowd goes crazy with this.

1088
00:57:52,971 --> 00:57:55,181
Another patting ourselves
on the back.

1089
00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:57,016
Yeah.

1090
00:57:57,225 --> 00:57:59,477
A lot of people are gonna be, like,
"What crowd?"

1091
00:57:59,686 --> 00:58:02,897
Like, "Who is this 'crowd' in quotes
that you guys are talking about?"

1092
00:58:03,106 --> 00:58:06,568
I'm watching this alone in my room.
What crowd?

1093
00:58:06,776 --> 00:58:08,570
Stop talking about the crowd.

1094
00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:12,866
I really like the lighting in this scene.

1095
00:58:13,074 --> 00:58:16,327
There's something very--

1096
00:58:17,203 --> 00:58:20,623
The idea of swimming in a pool
at night and the lights in the pool...

1097
00:58:20,832 --> 00:58:24,460
...and the light at night, it's very--
It always reminds me of, like...

1098
00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:28,047
...being a teenager and youth and
kind of sneaking in and-- I don't know.

1099
00:58:28,214 --> 00:58:32,886
It's a very-- Romantic isn't quite the
right term, and neither is nostalgic...

1100
00:58:33,094 --> 00:58:36,306
...but there's something about
the lighting in this scene that I like.

1101
00:58:36,514 --> 00:58:38,516
And I think you look so cute
in this scene.

1102
00:58:38,725 --> 00:58:40,935
I did not like my take of--

1103
00:58:41,144 --> 00:58:44,105
I remember I was always trying
to get you to cut out me...

1104
00:58:44,272 --> 00:58:47,150
- ...taking a hit off the joint.
- You didn't think it was funny.

1105
00:58:47,358 --> 00:58:50,945
I still don't think it's funny.
I feel like I overdid it.

1106
00:58:51,112 --> 00:58:52,155
Oh, that's good.

1107
00:58:52,322 --> 00:58:53,948
Andy's really funny right here.

1108
00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:58,703
And I like the guys
going over the fence.

1109
00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:04,125
- That was cool.
- Bye. Love your music.

1110
00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:06,377
There's a gate right there.

1111
00:59:06,544 --> 00:59:08,922
That happened
while we were blocking it...

1112
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:13,092
...and they just went over the fence.
They went over the gate for real.

1113
00:59:13,301 --> 00:59:18,139
And they didn't need to and there was
a door, like a gate right next to them.

1114
00:59:18,348 --> 00:59:21,184
Wasn't there a scene with...

1115
00:59:22,352 --> 00:59:24,354
...Rachel Bilson coming
and picking them up?

1116
00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:27,732
Yep, that was cut, after that.
That's one of my favorite moments...

1117
00:59:27,941 --> 00:59:30,777
...is when you embrace-- Rachel--

1118
00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:32,528
The story line got cut.

1119
00:59:32,737 --> 00:59:36,032
Basically she got dumped
by her fianc� and she's super pissed...

1120
00:59:36,241 --> 00:59:39,452
...that Brandy stole her bra
and her ID...

1121
00:59:39,661 --> 00:59:42,580
...and so she comes to pick
Brandy up from the pool...

1122
00:59:42,789 --> 00:59:45,541
...and Willy, you kind of, like,
protect Brandy...

1123
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:48,378
...from her older sister
who's gonna beat her up.

1124
00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:51,339
But then you end up not only
hugging Rachel Bilson...

1125
00:59:51,547 --> 00:59:54,676
...but, like, sniffing her hair
in this really great way.

1126
00:59:54,884 --> 00:59:57,595
- A deleted scene.
- I improvised that, I think.

1127
00:59:57,804 --> 01:00:00,223
- Was that in the script?
- No, that was improvised.

1128
01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:03,726
The "You should be at home
in flannel pajamas."

1129
01:00:03,893 --> 01:00:05,478
I don't remember saying that.

1130
01:00:05,687 --> 01:00:09,232
Then you dial a number and you're
like, "I don't know who I just called."

1131
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,860
I like how he's looking out the window.
Look how he's....

1132
01:00:14,112 --> 01:00:18,324
- He's very.... He's just very dramatic.
- Yeah.

1133
01:00:18,533 --> 01:00:22,036
I feel like Cameron, in his head,
is in like a....

1134
01:00:22,495 --> 01:00:25,331
- He's John Cusack in <i>Say Anything.</i>
- Yeah.

1135
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:31,671
Or maybe he's, like, one of the girls
in, like, you know, like, a drama.

1136
01:00:31,879 --> 01:00:32,922
One of those movies.

1137
01:00:33,131 --> 01:00:35,133
Oh, yes.
They're definitely a role reversal.

1138
01:00:35,341 --> 01:00:38,761
Like, Cameron's character
is much more stereotypical female...

1139
01:00:38,970 --> 01:00:41,180
...and Brandy
is much more stereotypical male.

1140
01:00:41,389 --> 01:00:45,310
She's more analytical,
that sex is sort of a goal.

1141
01:00:45,518 --> 01:00:47,395
Cameron is a romantic.

1142
01:00:47,603 --> 01:00:50,481
He thinks you should be in love
before you lose your virginity.

1143
01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:52,066
I love this part.

1144
01:00:52,233 --> 01:00:54,193
How could you do this to me?

1145
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:59,991
See? Still, people go:
And I'm like, "Fuck that dude.

1146
01:01:00,658 --> 01:01:05,705
Fuck you, dude. You're an idiot.
I don't care about your feelings."

1147
01:01:07,248 --> 01:01:09,876
- We're cold.
- We're cold assholes.

1148
01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:13,296
I'm like, "Oh, God." You know
why I think I'm like, "Fuck you"?

1149
01:01:13,504 --> 01:01:15,214
Because I was that guy
in high school.

1150
01:01:15,423 --> 01:01:17,175
I was like, "I'm in love with you."

1151
01:01:17,383 --> 01:01:20,303
And then you go,
"Why didn't I just have a good time?"

1152
01:01:20,511 --> 01:01:22,889
- This joke right here....
- Yeah.

1153
01:01:23,097 --> 01:01:24,932
- Very controversial.
- Very controversial.

1154
01:01:25,141 --> 01:01:26,184
Always got a big laugh.

1155
01:01:26,392 --> 01:01:28,978
I always got the note to take it out
and I kept it in...

1156
01:01:29,187 --> 01:01:32,523
...because in the '90s--
I mean, and it's still a big deal.

1157
01:01:32,732 --> 01:01:34,901
Everyone thought
they were gonna get AIDS.

1158
01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:38,738
AIDS was, and it still is scary
and it still is, you know, very serious...

1159
01:01:38,946 --> 01:01:43,451
...but it was everywhere and we were
so scared. I had an AIDS test.

1160
01:01:43,659 --> 01:01:46,496
I was a virgin and before I had sex,
which was much later...

1161
01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:48,915
...not in high school,
junior year of college.

1162
01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:54,545
I had an AIDS test
before I had sex and I was a virgin.

1163
01:01:56,214 --> 01:01:58,466
I know, but it was very freaky.

1164
01:01:58,633 --> 01:02:01,010
- It was a scary unknown.
- It's still terrible...

1165
01:02:01,177 --> 01:02:04,847
...but at the time,
in the '90s it was very freaky.

1166
01:02:05,056 --> 01:02:08,351
We're backtracking now. Maybe
you shouldn't have kept the joke.

1167
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:14,649
But I always had to say it was
from his point of view, you know.

1168
01:02:14,857 --> 01:02:18,486
It was the most hurtful thing
he could say. It was in character.

1169
01:02:18,694 --> 01:02:21,697
This is that bad neighborhood again
and I remember...

1170
01:02:21,906 --> 01:02:25,618
...you guys were shooting this scene
and a guy pulled up...

1171
01:02:25,827 --> 01:02:28,037
...and screamed out...

1172
01:02:28,246 --> 01:02:30,081
- He did not.
- I had to sit and watch.

1173
01:02:30,248 --> 01:02:32,959
<i>..."Forgetting Sarah Marshall"</i>
really, really loud to me...

1174
01:02:33,126 --> 01:02:34,919
...and I was like, "Oh, thanks."

1175
01:02:35,128 --> 01:02:37,547
This was the day I was
always looking at my watch...

1176
01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:40,716
...because it felt like at sundown
the vampires would come out...

1177
01:02:40,883 --> 01:02:43,594
...and we would all be in, like,
a gang shootout or--

1178
01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:45,847
What happened was--
I'm not bringing it up...

1179
01:02:46,055 --> 01:02:48,891
...because I wanna say people--
So he said that to me...

1180
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:55,189
...and then about five minutes later, he
brought other people in another car...

1181
01:02:55,398 --> 01:02:58,401
...and they started shouting that out
and I was like, "Wow."

1182
01:02:58,609 --> 01:03:03,573
<i>Forgetting Sarah Marshall</i>, which is
also on DVD and Blu-ray, by the way.

1183
01:03:03,781 --> 01:03:07,243
Sorry. That was douchey.

1184
01:03:07,410 --> 01:03:09,871
I deserve to get fucked by Rusty.

1185
01:03:10,037 --> 01:03:11,873
She made a scam list?

1186
01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:15,418
Cameron, his character, he's wearing
a Shawn Colvin T-shirt...

1187
01:03:15,626 --> 01:03:20,339
...and he had a couple other T-shirts
of Sarah McLachlan and Tori Amos.

1188
01:03:20,548 --> 01:03:24,051
Those scenes were cut, but
he was always-- You know, again...

1189
01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:26,846
...he's more stereotypical female,
so he would listen--

1190
01:03:27,054 --> 01:03:29,474
In my mind, he listened to,
like, Ani Difranco...

1191
01:03:29,682 --> 01:03:32,602
...and that was on his mixtapes.

1192
01:03:32,894 --> 01:03:35,688
- No, he's like one of my best friends.
- I know.

1193
01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:39,942
- I want those cats.
- You shot the party finger bang scene...

1194
01:03:40,151 --> 01:03:42,069
- ...and you shot this afterwards?
- Yes.

1195
01:03:42,236 --> 01:03:44,697
- The same day?
- Yes.

1196
01:03:44,906 --> 01:03:50,119
Same lighting setup.
You'll see that a lot in the movie.

1197
01:03:50,328 --> 01:03:54,749
And hickeys, remember hickeys?
They're so gross.

1198
01:03:54,957 --> 01:03:57,126
- Why did we do that?
- I had a hickey once.

1199
01:03:57,335 --> 01:04:01,714
My high school girlfriend gave me
a hickey for some reason.

1200
01:04:01,923 --> 01:04:07,345
It was the only hickey I had. It was--
The next day was Thanksgiving...

1201
01:04:07,553 --> 01:04:09,347
...and had our whole family there.

1202
01:04:09,555 --> 01:04:13,351
And so there's these pictures
that are still up in my parents' house...

1203
01:04:13,851 --> 01:04:15,269
...of us on Thanksgiving.

1204
01:04:15,478 --> 01:04:18,856
I had a turtleneck, like the giant
turtleneck that goes all the way up...

1205
01:04:19,065 --> 01:04:24,654
...like almost over my ears
because this girl gave me a hickey.

1206
01:04:25,530 --> 01:04:26,572
It's funny.

1207
01:04:26,781 --> 01:04:30,117
You don't see a lot of people in their
30's walking around with hickeys.

1208
01:04:30,326 --> 01:04:32,954
- No.
- Why? It's not sexy, it's just gross.

1209
01:04:33,162 --> 01:04:36,499
- They just suck on you for a while.
- No, it's just exploring. Yeah.

1210
01:04:36,707 --> 01:04:39,919
It's because you're too chicken
to feel a girl up. Give her a hickey.

1211
01:04:40,127 --> 01:04:45,341
Yeah, you feel like-- It's so weird.
It doesn't make any sense.

1212
01:04:47,260 --> 01:04:49,178
- Dry humping too.
- Dry humping.

1213
01:04:49,387 --> 01:04:53,391
Very, very little sense.
I like he has hickeys on his shoulder.

1214
01:04:54,225 --> 01:04:55,726
That was....

1215
01:04:55,893 --> 01:05:00,898
There's a lot of, like....
You know, the guys are...

1216
01:05:03,150 --> 01:05:04,318
...feeling each other.

1217
01:05:05,945 --> 01:05:06,988
This is funny.

1218
01:05:07,572 --> 01:05:10,866
This is Andy Samberg's favorite joke
in the whole movie.

1219
01:05:12,827 --> 01:05:14,662
What Donald says at the end.

1220
01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:16,664
Do we have plans tonight?

1221
01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:21,502
Sure.

1222
01:05:23,546 --> 01:05:25,756
You're so funny.

1223
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:29,594
Walk me to my bike.

1224
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,846
I did not say anything.

1225
01:05:34,015 --> 01:05:36,142
- I love this too.
- Yeah.

1226
01:05:36,309 --> 01:05:37,810
I need some air.

1227
01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:39,979
But it's an outdoor pool.

1228
01:05:41,647 --> 01:05:42,857
I need air.

1229
01:05:43,024 --> 01:05:46,694
We had so many more "climbing
the fence" jokes too that got cut.

1230
01:05:47,153 --> 01:05:49,572
Can we look at Cameron's car,
the Ford Festiva?

1231
01:05:49,739 --> 01:05:50,990
Yes, which you had.

1232
01:05:51,198 --> 01:05:54,619
That was the car I had in high school,
a Ford Festiva L Plus with AC...

1233
01:05:54,827 --> 01:05:57,246
...and cruise control
and four studded snow tires.

1234
01:05:57,455 --> 01:05:59,999
But that car was when I realized--

1235
01:06:00,207 --> 01:06:03,419
I didn't realize
we were making a period movie...

1236
01:06:03,628 --> 01:06:06,213
...because the '90s didn't feel
that far away for me...

1237
01:06:06,422 --> 01:06:09,467
...until with my line producer
when we were trying to budget it...

1238
01:06:09,634 --> 01:06:12,762
...they were like, "It's hard
on this budget to do a period film."

1239
01:06:12,970 --> 01:06:14,472
I was like, "This isn't period."

1240
01:06:14,639 --> 01:06:17,600
But the Ford Festiva,
it was 20 years old and it doesn't exist.

1241
01:06:17,767 --> 01:06:19,560
We had to buy it on Craigslist.

1242
01:06:19,769 --> 01:06:23,814
I think it cost $600, which-- We had to
buy it, you couldn't rent it for a day.

1243
01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:26,442
- We had to actually buy it.
- Who owns it now?

1244
01:06:26,651 --> 01:06:30,279
Ryan Berg bought it
so I don't know what happened to it.

1245
01:06:30,488 --> 01:06:33,741
But they had to, like, drive down
to Long Beach and drive it back...

1246
01:06:33,949 --> 01:06:37,578
...and it had those
awful automatic seat belts.

1247
01:06:38,287 --> 01:06:42,708
But that was one of those
specific things that I, like, really--

1248
01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:46,962
I was very demanding and I was like,
"We have to have a Ford Festiva."

1249
01:06:47,755 --> 01:06:50,091
Mine was silver, not red.
I like the red better.

1250
01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:54,887
Yeah, because I just got dumped
because I suck dick at eating pussy.

1251
01:06:55,054 --> 01:06:57,264
I just thought that if I practice....

1252
01:06:58,265 --> 01:07:00,309
I think Donald's really funny
in this scene.

1253
01:07:00,476 --> 01:07:02,770
It's a lot harder than you think.
I don't know.

1254
01:07:02,937 --> 01:07:04,730
You know what? Forget this.
Forget it.

1255
01:07:06,941 --> 01:07:08,401
You had me at "eating pussy."

1256
01:07:10,778 --> 01:07:12,863
You had me at "eating pussy."

1257
01:07:14,156 --> 01:07:17,993
We did so many alts for that too.

1258
01:07:18,411 --> 01:07:22,081
Okay. Up a smidge.

1259
01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:26,168
This was a funny ADR session too
with Donald...

1260
01:07:26,377 --> 01:07:28,713
...doing the muffled talking
underneath the sheets.

1261
01:07:28,921 --> 01:07:32,925
Yeah, because that's what it said
on the cue sheet, like....

1262
01:07:33,134 --> 01:07:35,720
Because when you get these
cue sheets in ADR sessions...

1263
01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:38,806
...and it'll be like, you know,
"talk like you're running"...

1264
01:07:39,014 --> 01:07:41,392
...or "talking while you're in a car"
or whatever...

1265
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,645
...and this was like "talking while
you're going down on Aubrey."

1266
01:07:44,854 --> 01:07:47,356
Brandy. Brandy Klark.

1267
01:07:49,525 --> 01:07:50,568
What you doing?

1268
01:07:50,735 --> 01:07:53,446
I love his little looks here too,
the little brother.

1269
01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:55,865
Does this kid
know what was going on?

1270
01:07:56,031 --> 01:07:57,116
- Bryce?
- Yeah.

1271
01:07:57,324 --> 01:07:59,702
No. We-- No.

1272
01:07:59,910 --> 01:08:03,664
I mean, I don't think he knew. We kept
it very PG when he was in the room.

1273
01:08:03,873 --> 01:08:05,416
Absolutely.

1274
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:09,962
He doesn't count.
He believes in monsters and shit.

1275
01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:12,631
- He's not a person.
- Okay, fine.

1276
01:08:14,008 --> 01:08:17,261
It was fun to have a water bed.
That was another thing. It was a pain.

1277
01:08:17,470 --> 01:08:21,682
We had to bring it into the house
and lug it upstairs and fill it up.

1278
01:08:21,891 --> 01:08:25,269
Water bed's always on--
For those of you who have like...

1279
01:08:25,478 --> 01:08:27,646
...renters insurance
or homeowners insurance...

1280
01:08:27,855 --> 01:08:30,232
...that's something
you have to sign a waiver for...

1281
01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:32,109
...that you don't have a water bed...

1282
01:08:32,318 --> 01:08:35,279
...because apparently they leak a lot
and cause a lot of damage.

1283
01:08:35,488 --> 01:08:37,865
It was, like, a big thing
that happened in the '90s.

1284
01:08:38,032 --> 01:08:39,575
Hello, Mr. Mitchell, it's Brandy.

1285
01:08:39,742 --> 01:08:42,578
- Is Cameron there?
<i>Yeah, I'm sorry, he's in his room....</i>
*

1286
01:08:42,745 --> 01:08:43,788
Who's the voice of--?

1287
01:08:43,996 --> 01:08:46,624
The voice of Cameron's dad
is Michael Delaney...

1288
01:08:46,832 --> 01:08:49,960
...a famous UCB actor and teacher
in New York...

1289
01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:51,796
...one of my first improv teachers.

1290
01:08:52,004 --> 01:08:57,593
He was very funny in that
Will Ferrell movie <i>The Other Guys.</i>

1291
01:08:57,802 --> 01:09:02,389
And he's also in the-- What was what
Will did on Broadway, George Bush?

1292
01:09:02,598 --> 01:09:05,267
- Oh, the George Bush--
- He was in that too, yeah.

1293
01:09:05,559 --> 01:09:06,602
Me too.

1294
01:09:06,769 --> 01:09:10,022
Guys, I brought Kleenex and stuff,
just in case we get emotional.

1295
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:14,109
I love how earnest Wendy,
Sarah's character, is.

1296
01:09:14,902 --> 01:09:18,322
Oh, the list too, the handwriting
is changing constantly...

1297
01:09:18,531 --> 01:09:19,573
...throughout the film.

1298
01:09:19,782 --> 01:09:23,202
Half of the list is my handwriting
and half is Jenna...

1299
01:09:23,410 --> 01:09:27,331
...one of the people
in the Art Department...

1300
01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:30,334
...and then Aubrey
had terrible handwriting...

1301
01:09:30,543 --> 01:09:32,253
...so we could never
have her writing.

1302
01:09:32,461 --> 01:09:34,839
Whose hand is that writing it
when she's writing it?

1303
01:09:35,047 --> 01:09:37,299
It varies.
It's between me and Jenna.

1304
01:09:37,466 --> 01:09:39,635
- Oh, the hand writing it?
- The hand writing it.

1305
01:09:39,844 --> 01:09:41,011
I see what you're saying.

1306
01:09:41,220 --> 01:09:46,642
That hand is changing constantly and
the skin tone never matches, yeah.

1307
01:09:46,851 --> 01:09:48,978
I thought the actual handwriting
was changing.

1308
01:09:49,186 --> 01:09:53,274
That is changing too. There's
pretty much two sets of handwriting.

1309
01:09:53,482 --> 01:09:54,900
Oh, okay.

1310
01:09:55,109 --> 01:09:58,112
It's always the same within a sequence
but it kind of is varying.

1311
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:00,531
Like this is my handwriting.

1312
01:10:00,948 --> 01:10:03,075
And then in the--
When we make the scene--

1313
01:10:03,284 --> 01:10:06,704
Because that was, like, a pick-up
we had to shoot later.

1314
01:10:07,204 --> 01:10:11,417
I did a lot of inserts
just in our apartment in New York...

1315
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:13,210
...after we shot the movie.

1316
01:10:13,419 --> 01:10:16,422
- Which ones?
- Of the list. Or tons.

1317
01:10:16,630 --> 01:10:20,843
A ton of them. Like, the list, candles,
the cassette player.

1318
01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:24,972
- Oh, yeah, we had this like, little--
- We just had no time to do anything.

1319
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:27,725
And when we lived in New York,
we had this rec room...

1320
01:10:27,933 --> 01:10:30,769
...in our apartment building
that you took over for--

1321
01:10:30,978 --> 01:10:33,314
- A lot. A couple times.
- Yeah, a day. Yeah.

1322
01:10:33,522 --> 01:10:35,941
And a lot of objects
for the title sequence.

1323
01:10:36,150 --> 01:10:40,237
Those student of the month certificates,
we could never get them shot...

1324
01:10:40,446 --> 01:10:43,741
...and then one time we had an issue
with the footage and stuff.

1325
01:10:43,908 --> 01:10:44,950
It's stuck, Wendy.

1326
01:10:45,117 --> 01:10:47,202
- Thanks, I can see that.
- Take it. Let's go.

1327
01:10:47,369 --> 01:10:50,748
I love this.
They literally take her VCR.

1328
01:10:50,915 --> 01:10:53,918
- Wait. Come back.
- You better hope that tape isn't ruined.

1329
01:10:54,126 --> 01:10:56,170
- Fiona, come on, don't be--
- No, I'm sorry...

1330
01:10:56,337 --> 01:10:59,506
...I don't understand you
because I don't speak slut.

1331
01:10:59,673 --> 01:11:04,678
That was Bill Hader's line, right,
from a sketch?

1332
01:11:04,887 --> 01:11:09,516
The show that you saw me in
when we first met at Second City...

1333
01:11:09,725 --> 01:11:14,772
...I improvised that to an actress
named Naomi Leonard...

1334
01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:16,023
...who's not a slut...

1335
01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:19,860
...but that was a scene that
I improvised and it got a big laugh.

1336
01:11:20,069 --> 01:11:22,029
And I thought
that was such a funny line...

1337
01:11:22,237 --> 01:11:25,157
...and I've always tried to get it
in a script.

1338
01:11:25,366 --> 01:11:31,372
- With your permission.
- Yeah, that was weird. No, I'm joking.

1339
01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:35,000
All this "Wake up, dummy,"
all that stuff is--

1340
01:11:35,209 --> 01:11:36,835
- VFX.
- VFX.

1341
01:11:37,044 --> 01:11:42,633
But I love this little drawing
by your head, which gets a laugh.

1342
01:11:42,841 --> 01:11:45,594
So, yeah, that wasn't there
when I shot it.

1343
01:11:47,096 --> 01:11:48,597
That's kind of like an ADR joke.

1344
01:11:48,806 --> 01:11:51,350
No, I mean like we need to get them
where it hurts.

1345
01:11:51,517 --> 01:11:54,228
Oh, wait. Oh, you know what is here,
is Oak Crest.

1346
01:11:55,437 --> 01:11:58,273
- I had to ADR "Oak Crest."
- Here's some bad ADR coming up.

1347
01:11:58,440 --> 01:11:59,525
- Yeah.
- Here we go.

1348
01:11:59,692 --> 01:12:01,860
Let's take a big fucking dump
on Oak Crest.

1349
01:12:02,027 --> 01:12:03,237
Oak Crest.

1350
01:12:03,445 --> 01:12:05,739
"Let's take a big dump
on Oak Crest."

1351
01:12:06,323 --> 01:12:09,535
There's Marcy, another UCB friend.

1352
01:12:09,743 --> 01:12:12,705
"Let's take a big dump
on Oak Crest."

1353
01:12:13,539 --> 01:12:16,291
It's like that <i>Mr. Show</i> sketch.

1354
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,919
Mother, father, Chinese dentist.

1355
01:12:19,962 --> 01:12:21,964
Now this was reshoots.

1356
01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:25,509
This is Stoner-- No, this was--
This isn't.

1357
01:12:25,718 --> 01:12:28,178
- That other shot was, yeah.
- This is the last day.

1358
01:12:28,387 --> 01:12:31,724
This is the last day we shot.
And this is Stoner Park in L.A.

1359
01:12:31,932 --> 01:12:34,268
I love that it's called Stoner Park.

1360
01:12:34,476 --> 01:12:37,646
- And, yeah, you guys were delirious.
- We were going crazy.

1361
01:12:37,855 --> 01:12:41,483
You guys, you went from shooting
in 1 10 degree heat in the Valley...

1362
01:12:41,692 --> 01:12:43,777
...to having to shoot at this pool
at night...

1363
01:12:43,986 --> 01:12:47,698
...and be in freezing cold water,
and the slide wouldn't slide.

1364
01:12:47,906 --> 01:12:49,742
- Remember that?
- We had to put people--

1365
01:12:49,950 --> 01:12:52,119
On plastic garbage sacks.

1366
01:12:52,327 --> 01:12:56,373
Because no one-- The slide
is very tame and not slippery...

1367
01:12:56,582 --> 01:12:59,084
...and, like,
no one could slide down the slide.

1368
01:12:59,293 --> 01:13:01,545
This was the last setup
of the whole movie.

1369
01:13:01,754 --> 01:13:05,758
After we shot this scene of me and
Johnny, that was a wrap on the movie.

1370
01:13:05,966 --> 01:13:08,969
- And I slid down the slide.
- Oh, yeah, you did.

1371
01:13:09,178 --> 01:13:11,180
It was, I don't know,
9 in the morning.

1372
01:13:11,388 --> 01:13:14,391
We shot all night and then
I wanted to go down the slide...

1373
01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:16,435
...and the water was so cold.

1374
01:13:16,643 --> 01:13:19,855
I thought-- Because Bill,
you actually got hypothermia.

1375
01:13:20,064 --> 01:13:21,815
Yeah, my lips turned blue.

1376
01:13:22,024 --> 01:13:24,943
And Aubrey and Scott
are, like, shaking so bad...

1377
01:13:25,152 --> 01:13:27,571
...but they would stop shaking
long enough to kiss...

1378
01:13:27,780 --> 01:13:32,117
...and then they would start shaking
because they were so cold.

1379
01:13:32,326 --> 01:13:34,787
And Bill had to have--
The set medic came...

1380
01:13:34,995 --> 01:13:37,247
...and put one of those
aluminum-- Aluminum foil.

1381
01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:40,250
- What are those blankets called?
- Oh, yeah. Warming blankets.

1382
01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:43,462
A warming blanket.
And your lips were literally blue...

1383
01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:46,548
...because you did a lot more too.
Again, it's a deleted scene.

1384
01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:48,884
It's not in the movie
where I'm going around--

1385
01:13:49,051 --> 01:13:52,221
You ran-- There were all these
water features, big sprinklers...

1386
01:13:52,429 --> 01:13:56,183
...that you ran through, and of course
I never am happy on, like, one take.

1387
01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:58,268
I make you do six takes.

1388
01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:00,646
Remember-- Okay,
when Bill and I were dating...

1389
01:14:00,813 --> 01:14:04,483
...I did a short film called <i>Jenny Clone</i>
and it was just with--

1390
01:14:04,691 --> 01:14:07,111
It was, like, basically
with these dolls...

1391
01:14:07,319 --> 01:14:11,281
...that weren't moving
so it was literally still shots of dolls...

1392
01:14:11,490 --> 01:14:14,785
...that I cut together.
And I would do more than one take...

1393
01:14:14,993 --> 01:14:17,454
- ...and the dolls weren't moving.
- Yeah.

1394
01:14:17,621 --> 01:14:19,665
You were like,
"You don't need another take.

1395
01:14:19,873 --> 01:14:21,375
There was nothing moving.

1396
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:26,755
It's just a still shot."
But I'm very OCD and anal so....

1397
01:14:26,922 --> 01:14:28,841
So you had to run through
and almost got--

1398
01:14:29,049 --> 01:14:32,469
- Or I guess you did get hypothermia.
- I did get hypothermia.

1399
01:14:32,678 --> 01:14:36,098
There exists a picture someplace
of me in the hot shower...

1400
01:14:36,306 --> 01:14:40,060
...wearing that hat and that shirt,
just sitting there.

1401
01:14:40,227 --> 01:14:43,689
That's why I married you, because you
can do an impression of Eddie Vedder.

1402
01:14:43,856 --> 01:14:44,898
That's it.

1403
01:14:45,065 --> 01:14:49,027
I couldn't get a Pearl Jam song in my
movie but I could get an impression.

1404
01:14:49,194 --> 01:14:52,573
That is the face he makes. I get why
Brandy wants nothing to do with you.

1405
01:14:52,739 --> 01:14:54,158
Fuck you, man.

1406
01:14:54,366 --> 01:14:56,160
- That's a wrap.
- That's a wrap.

1407
01:14:56,368 --> 01:14:59,121
Last shot of the movie.
That was a great thing...

1408
01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:03,167
...because, Bill, you always made
the crew break, and that was so nice.

1409
01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,586
When you're working on something
so low-budget...

1410
01:15:05,752 --> 01:15:07,921
...it's nice to see--
The crew works so hard...

1411
01:15:08,088 --> 01:15:10,257
...for terrible pay
and really long hours...

1412
01:15:10,465 --> 01:15:13,135
...and then it's nice to see them
actually laughing.

1413
01:15:14,219 --> 01:15:18,015
I'm gonna say that this is not
a romantic movie at all...

1414
01:15:18,223 --> 01:15:22,060
...it's just a comedy, but I do think
their kiss in here is really great.

1415
01:15:22,269 --> 01:15:24,605
I think it's a good on-screen kiss.

1416
01:15:26,523 --> 01:15:27,774
Who-- Now, who's-- What--

1417
01:15:27,941 --> 01:15:30,360
This is House of Love,
"I Don't Know Why I Love You."

1418
01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:33,530
Yeah. It's a great song.

1419
01:15:34,031 --> 01:15:36,700
I think it was popular
in Australia and the UK.

1420
01:15:36,909 --> 01:15:40,037
It didn't really play here,
but I love the song.

1421
01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:42,581
There's the nice kiss.

1422
01:15:44,041 --> 01:15:45,083
Here's another ADR.

1423
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:46,293
Fuck you, Oak Crest.

1424
01:15:46,460 --> 01:15:50,631
"Fuck you, Oak Crest."
"Fuck you, Oak Crest."

1425
01:15:50,839 --> 01:15:51,924
These bubbles were fun.

1426
01:15:52,132 --> 01:15:54,259
Then the guys who came
and did the bubbles...

1427
01:15:54,468 --> 01:15:58,055
...they apparently just do party--
Like, it's foam, I mean--

1428
01:15:58,263 --> 01:16:01,475
And this was a real prank
that we did on another pool...

1429
01:16:02,392 --> 01:16:04,394
...when I was in high school.

1430
01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:07,814
The rival pool had a slide and
you pour the laundry detergent in.

1431
01:16:08,023 --> 01:16:10,192
And there's Jack McBrayer.

1432
01:16:10,359 --> 01:16:13,528
What happened here?

1433
01:16:15,197 --> 01:16:20,535
- And those guys and Derrick....
- Comedy, yeah, with Donald.

1434
01:16:21,870 --> 01:16:24,331
D.C. and Dominic.

1435
01:16:27,417 --> 01:16:28,835
Okay, so this was a thing...

1436
01:16:29,044 --> 01:16:31,922
...that we all did
when you were leaving for college.

1437
01:16:32,130 --> 01:16:34,383
You literally write your name
in everything.

1438
01:16:34,591 --> 01:16:36,593
So I, like,
when I went to college, like...

1439
01:16:36,802 --> 01:16:39,513
...had my first and last name
on everything...

1440
01:16:39,721 --> 01:16:42,557
...which was
completely unnecessary.

1441
01:16:44,476 --> 01:16:48,522
Look, your little prank
ruined our filtration system.

1442
01:16:48,689 --> 01:16:51,441
- Not our problem.
- Well, it's gonna be your problem...

1443
01:16:51,608 --> 01:16:54,695
...when I report you
to the Parks Department.

1444
01:16:54,861 --> 01:16:57,489
Hey, friend? Hey, buddy,
don't do that, okay? Please.

1445
01:16:57,656 --> 01:17:01,285
Look, the only way
I won't call them....

1446
01:17:01,451 --> 01:17:05,872
- I love Jack McBrayer.
- Jack was our neighbor in New York.

1447
01:17:06,081 --> 01:17:08,625
He was our real-life
sitcom neighbor.

1448
01:17:08,834 --> 01:17:10,836
Yeah, he was our, like,
funny neighbor.

1449
01:17:11,044 --> 01:17:13,088
- He would knock on the door.
- He'd come in...

1450
01:17:13,255 --> 01:17:16,508
...and you would just hear people
start cheering when he walked in.

1451
01:17:16,717 --> 01:17:19,636
That was an applause break.
He was our Kramer.

1452
01:17:19,928 --> 01:17:22,389
- I taught you how to swim.
- What?

1453
01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:24,891
This is as close as it gets
to a drama.

1454
01:17:26,727 --> 01:17:31,023
All summer everyone's been telling me
to loosen up and relax...

1455
01:17:31,189 --> 01:17:33,400
...and not think so much and....

1456
01:17:33,567 --> 01:17:36,361
Oh, and here comes
the Gin Blossoms.

1457
01:17:37,279 --> 01:17:39,948
Really emotional scene here.

1458
01:17:41,658 --> 01:17:46,288
You can't make a movie in the '90s
without the Gin Blossoms though.

1459
01:17:47,664 --> 01:17:51,084
- Do you remember those suitcases?
- Yes.

1460
01:17:51,293 --> 01:17:55,297
Suitcases have changed so much
in 20 years.

1461
01:17:57,382 --> 01:17:59,176
When did they take their pictures?

1462
01:17:59,384 --> 01:18:03,388
- We did those on set.
- Those are sweet.

1463
01:18:06,308 --> 01:18:09,519
My senior-- I had-- I had--

1464
01:18:09,686 --> 01:18:12,647
When we went into production,
I called my high school friends...

1465
01:18:12,856 --> 01:18:16,068
...and asked them if they had
any stuff, like, left from the '90s...

1466
01:18:16,234 --> 01:18:18,278
...like yearbooks, or photos,
or clothes.

1467
01:18:18,487 --> 01:18:21,156
And so my girlfriend sent boxes
of stuff...

1468
01:18:21,323 --> 01:18:23,784
...and in one of them
was my senior portrait.

1469
01:18:23,992 --> 01:18:26,453
And my senior portrait
was around set...

1470
01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:29,039
...and a couple times--
I was wearing denim on denim.

1471
01:18:29,247 --> 01:18:32,000
Like, a denim shirt
tucked into denim pants...

1472
01:18:32,209 --> 01:18:35,379
...which then Cameron
wears in the movie, which--

1473
01:18:35,545 --> 01:18:38,423
There was just this one moment
where it's--

1474
01:18:38,632 --> 01:18:43,220
We used to shop at the boys section
of the Gap, basically, back in the day.

1475
01:18:44,554 --> 01:18:48,642
And here, this is one of my
favorite moments with Connie.

1476
01:18:48,809 --> 01:18:50,936
I just love Connie Britton so much.

1477
01:18:51,144 --> 01:18:56,733
She's so lovely, and so sweet,
and so funny, and so beautiful.

1478
01:18:57,150 --> 01:18:58,360
Tammy Taylor.

1479
01:18:59,069 --> 01:19:02,614
- To have fun?
- To use lube.

1480
01:19:02,781 --> 01:19:05,117
She told me at the junket...

1481
01:19:05,325 --> 01:19:06,952
...that she was basically doing...

1482
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,996
...kind of a parody of Tammy Taylor
in the movie...

1483
01:19:10,205 --> 01:19:14,418
...which I didn't even realize when
we were making it. Then I was like:

1484
01:19:14,751 --> 01:19:18,672
- Where exactly do I--?
- In the vagina, sweetie.

1485
01:19:18,964 --> 01:19:20,132
Thanks, Mom.

1486
01:19:20,298 --> 01:19:23,218
That's a wrap on Connie Britton.

1487
01:19:23,552 --> 01:19:25,053
I got it.

1488
01:19:25,595 --> 01:19:27,180
This, I think-- No, no, it wasn't.

1489
01:19:27,347 --> 01:19:29,683
I love that your character
is hanging out...

1490
01:19:29,850 --> 01:19:33,061
...with these 8 and 10-year-old boys,
like, playing cards.

1491
01:19:33,270 --> 01:19:34,938
Yeah, he's friends with them.

1492
01:19:35,105 --> 01:19:37,149
She wants to talk to you.

1493
01:19:38,775 --> 01:19:42,028
Hey, newbie. Heard you got fired.
That sucks.

1494
01:19:42,404 --> 01:19:43,447
Yeah, I know.

1495
01:19:43,613 --> 01:19:48,368
Look at that lip phone.
It's just a pair of lips. Yeah.

1496
01:19:48,994 --> 01:19:53,957
Oh, and that R.E.M. poster behind her
head, that hung in my room forever.

1497
01:19:54,124 --> 01:19:57,127
Why not? I'll pick you up....

1498
01:19:57,294 --> 01:19:59,129
This was funny how....

1499
01:19:59,296 --> 01:20:03,467
So for this scene, Aubrey's gonna do
the Roger Rabbit and Running Man...

1500
01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:06,595
...and before we were shooting,
we were outside their trailers--

1501
01:20:06,761 --> 01:20:07,804
I love that I say "trailers."

1502
01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:11,558
We were outside their
cardboard boxes and they were--

1503
01:20:11,725 --> 01:20:14,811
I was showing Aubrey, like, the
Running Man and the Roger Rabbit...

1504
01:20:15,020 --> 01:20:17,022
...and she legitimately
could not do it.

1505
01:20:17,230 --> 01:20:21,276
But then Bilson just, like, busted
all the moves, which she's about to...

1506
01:20:21,443 --> 01:20:25,113
...which wasn't even--
This part wasn't even scripted.

1507
01:20:25,322 --> 01:20:29,951
But once I saw her do this, I was like,
"Well, this has to be in the movie."

1508
01:20:33,580 --> 01:20:34,623
Shit.

1509
01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:39,544
That took him so long
to hang up the phone.

1510
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:43,048
Awesome. Good for her.
Still working on that sex manual.

1511
01:20:44,758 --> 01:20:49,179
I had a conversation and he was like,
"Oh, I should hang this up."

1512
01:20:49,346 --> 01:20:52,432
She's writing some sort of sex
encyclopedia or something like that.

1513
01:20:52,599 --> 01:20:55,685
It's like she can do whatever
and it's research. It's awesome.

1514
01:20:55,852 --> 01:20:59,856
Maybe I'll get to make
a second movie. I don't know.

1515
01:21:00,815 --> 01:21:03,151
- Did you know about this?
- No.

1516
01:21:03,318 --> 01:21:05,403
You learn something new
at the pool every day.

1517
01:21:05,570 --> 01:21:07,572
That was a whole other story
that got cut.

1518
01:21:07,781 --> 01:21:10,200
I feel like that's my go-to line here...

1519
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:13,578
...but with the--
Basically the idea was that...

1520
01:21:13,787 --> 01:21:17,415
...you had these little kids at the pool
playing a game of telephone...

1521
01:21:17,624 --> 01:21:20,335
...as they were overhearing
teenagers talk about sex...

1522
01:21:20,544 --> 01:21:23,505
...which was parallel to what
Brandy and her friends were doing.

1523
01:21:23,672 --> 01:21:25,465
They're constantly
talking about sex...

1524
01:21:25,632 --> 01:21:28,677
...none of them are having it
and it's all kind of misinformation.

1525
01:21:28,843 --> 01:21:31,888
Then when you get 10 years younger
and you're in grade school...

1526
01:21:32,055 --> 01:21:35,267
...and you're hearing these things,
you are even more misinformed.

1527
01:21:35,475 --> 01:21:37,727
So there was this, like,
bad game of telephone...

1528
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:40,355
...kind of going through
with the kids at the pool...

1529
01:21:40,564 --> 01:21:42,857
...but that all got cut.

1530
01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:47,404
But look at Rachel Bilson's cowboy
boots. They're turquoise. Turquoise.

1531
01:21:47,571 --> 01:21:49,948
Yes, so I've heard.

1532
01:21:50,699 --> 01:21:53,326
- Okay.
- Hey, have fun popping your cherry.

1533
01:21:53,535 --> 01:21:58,915
I love this little moment that Brandy
and Amber's characters have here.

1534
01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:01,960
--I wouldn't be having sex tonight
if it weren't for you.

1535
01:22:02,127 --> 01:22:04,337
- Really?
- Really.

1536
01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:07,132
Thanks, Brandy, I really needed that.

1537
01:22:07,299 --> 01:22:08,925
"I needed that."

1538
01:22:09,509 --> 01:22:12,345
What's it gonna feel like?
I'll figure it out.

1539
01:22:12,512 --> 01:22:13,555
Enjoy your penis.

1540
01:22:13,722 --> 01:22:15,140
Both those lines, improvised.

1541
01:22:15,348 --> 01:22:16,975
I love that where Aubrey is like:

1542
01:22:17,183 --> 01:22:19,811
"I wonder what it's gonna feel like.
I'll figure it out."

1543
01:22:19,978 --> 01:22:21,229
Then "Enjoy your penis."

1544
01:22:21,438 --> 01:22:23,523
This was also--
Okay, having a van again...

1545
01:22:23,732 --> 01:22:27,319
...that was essential. Because
Bill and I both mentioned...

1546
01:22:27,527 --> 01:22:30,572
...that we were total fakes following,
like, Phish and The Dead...

1547
01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:34,034
...and I always wanted to have
a VW van or a Vanagon...

1548
01:22:34,743 --> 01:22:38,747
...or, like, a 4Runner with
a Dave Matthews sticker on it.

1549
01:22:38,955 --> 01:22:42,208
That was how I found the guys
that I wanted to date.

1550
01:22:44,794 --> 01:22:47,547
- And this was up at Griffith Park.
- Yes.

1551
01:22:47,714 --> 01:22:49,174
This is the second-to-last day.

1552
01:22:49,382 --> 01:22:52,177
- My sister visited the set this day.
- Yeah.

1553
01:22:52,385 --> 01:22:55,221
Totally unnecessary
that we shot up on that hill.

1554
01:22:55,430 --> 01:22:58,016
It was so hard to get
the gear and equipment up there.

1555
01:22:58,183 --> 01:23:02,437
And now when I look at it, I'm like,
"We had one establishing shot."

1556
01:23:02,646 --> 01:23:07,609
So next time I will shoot it differently.
Much less of a hassle.

1557
01:23:09,527 --> 01:23:13,615
Aubrey, the way she is always
chugging the beer...

1558
01:23:13,823 --> 01:23:18,036
...is how we totally did it in high school
because we hated the taste of beer.

1559
01:23:18,203 --> 01:23:20,538
You would get one beer,
plug your nose and chug it.

1560
01:23:20,747 --> 01:23:23,208
And my friends and I
would go into a bathroom...

1561
01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:25,585
...plug our nose and chug the beer.

1562
01:23:25,794 --> 01:23:29,130
And then we would only need a beer.
Like, that was all it took.

1563
01:23:29,297 --> 01:23:32,175
And then we were, you know,
done for the night.

1564
01:23:32,384 --> 01:23:35,387
- And look at this poncho, Bill Hader.
- Oh, yeah.

1565
01:23:35,595 --> 01:23:37,514
I remember when I went in
for my fitting.

1566
01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:40,058
I was showing you pictures,
you were like, "What?"

1567
01:23:40,266 --> 01:23:42,102
This scene, you guys were breaking.

1568
01:23:42,310 --> 01:23:44,896
We could not shoot this scene
without you guys breaking.

1569
01:23:45,063 --> 01:23:47,440
--she might be in some trouble
and I need to talk to her.

1570
01:23:47,607 --> 01:23:49,275
Can I wait here? Is that cool?

1571
01:23:51,444 --> 01:23:53,279
You got a dick under that poncho?

1572
01:23:53,488 --> 01:23:56,908
- Which was a line that you--
- Came up with on set.

1573
01:23:57,075 --> 01:24:00,495
- You came up with that on set, yeah.
- "You got a dick under that poncho?"

1574
01:24:00,704 --> 01:24:02,580
And now we have The Cranberries.

1575
01:24:02,789 --> 01:24:09,295
This was hard to find, a perfect song
that kind of fit the time period...

1576
01:24:09,504 --> 01:24:16,344
...and the way Brandy aggressively
humps Rusty in this scene.

1577
01:24:23,435 --> 01:24:26,896
- I need to tell you something.
- It's okay.

1578
01:24:27,063 --> 01:24:32,068
Now, the crew, were they around?
I wasn't there when you shot this.

1579
01:24:32,277 --> 01:24:35,321
Yes, this was actually--
And we were running out of--

1580
01:24:35,488 --> 01:24:40,493
We shot at night and the sky was--
You know, the sun was coming up...

1581
01:24:40,702 --> 01:24:44,080
...and these poor guys had, like,
25 crew member--

1582
01:24:44,289 --> 01:24:49,461
It's just in the back of the car but
there's 25 people just staring at them...

1583
01:24:49,669 --> 01:24:53,006
...which they were
good sports about.

1584
01:24:53,214 --> 01:24:55,925
I remember because not only
did I act in this movie...

1585
01:24:56,134 --> 01:24:58,970
...but I was Maggie Carey's
driver on this movie.

1586
01:24:59,179 --> 01:25:01,681
Yes, Bill would come
and pick me up at the--

1587
01:25:01,890 --> 01:25:06,770
Drop you off and pick you up every
day. And so this was a night shoot...

1588
01:25:06,978 --> 01:25:09,773
...and I remember dropping you off
up at Griffith Park...

1589
01:25:09,981 --> 01:25:15,695
...and then I came at....
What do you call it?

1590
01:25:15,904 --> 01:25:18,239
- Wrap?
- Wrap and....

1591
01:25:18,448 --> 01:25:21,159
Are you laughing at the aggressive
humping? There's Conor.

1592
01:25:21,367 --> 01:25:25,622
Conor's our PA,
who's in the other van making it rock.

1593
01:25:27,665 --> 01:25:32,504
Yeah, I remember showing up
and you guys were shooting this...

1594
01:25:32,670 --> 01:25:36,549
...and I sat and watched from afar
as the sun came up.

1595
01:25:36,758 --> 01:25:39,010
That's my long, drawn-out story.

1596
01:25:39,177 --> 01:25:41,554
That was like less than a minute.

1597
01:25:41,721 --> 01:25:42,889
Shit.

1598
01:25:43,848 --> 01:25:46,935
This shot here
of Clark and Connie...

1599
01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:49,854
...they were so funny
when they were doing this.

1600
01:25:50,063 --> 01:25:51,981
And those are really Connie's feet.
Crazy.

1601
01:25:52,148 --> 01:25:55,151
I think she does a lot of yoga.
She's in this crazy position.

1602
01:25:55,527 --> 01:25:57,111
You've gotta be kidding me.

1603
01:25:57,278 --> 01:26:00,990
And then this scene is cut but, like...

1604
01:26:01,199 --> 01:26:06,287
...when we cut back to Clark, he
really wanted his pants to be down...

1605
01:26:06,496 --> 01:26:09,207
...you know, so it felt real.
So he's mooning the camera.

1606
01:26:09,415 --> 01:26:12,710
And we were joking that
there's no nudity in the movie...

1607
01:26:12,919 --> 01:26:17,841
...except for Judge Klark,
which is so odd. But it got cut.

1608
01:26:18,007 --> 01:26:20,426
- ...she's with Cameron?
- I gave her the lube and--

1609
01:26:20,593 --> 01:26:24,222
You gave her the lube?
You had your talk with her, didn't you?

1610
01:26:24,389 --> 01:26:26,599
Of course I did.
If I waited for you to do it...

1611
01:26:26,766 --> 01:26:29,102
...she would be 40
before she has her first orgasm.

1612
01:26:29,269 --> 01:26:31,604
And then we have James' "Laid"
playing here.

1613
01:26:32,605 --> 01:26:34,941
- Stop talking to me.
- Okay. Sorry.

1614
01:26:35,108 --> 01:26:37,318
Wasn't there a full thing
with us doing--?

1615
01:26:37,485 --> 01:26:41,281
Again, I wouldn't even take my shirt off
for the sex scene.

1616
01:26:41,489 --> 01:26:43,992
But wasn't there a thing
where I was thanking her?

1617
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,578
Was that what I was doing?
That didn't work, did it?

1618
01:26:46,744 --> 01:26:48,580
You said,
"You're doing me a solid now."

1619
01:26:48,746 --> 01:26:51,624
- Oh, okay.
- Because it's sort of a sympathy--

1620
01:26:51,833 --> 01:26:55,962
Well, you know, the whole reason,
she is dumped by her fianc�...

1621
01:26:56,170 --> 01:26:58,756
...and sort of is trying to get
her confidence back.

1622
01:26:58,965 --> 01:27:00,967
So that's why it's like,
"What, a sympathy?"

1623
01:27:01,175 --> 01:27:03,261
- Mercy.
- Mercy. Yeah.

1624
01:27:03,469 --> 01:27:05,638
Not sympathy. Mercy.

1625
01:27:05,847 --> 01:27:10,184
Now, do you wanna point out
where it turns into the reshoot?

1626
01:27:10,393 --> 01:27:12,854
I think the audience
can find that out.

1627
01:27:13,062 --> 01:27:17,942
- Look at Cameron's wig in a second.
- Yes.

1628
01:27:18,151 --> 01:27:21,029
This is one of those things
I learned as a first-time director.

1629
01:27:21,195 --> 01:27:24,616
It's, like, one of the biggest,
most important scenes in the movie...

1630
01:27:24,824 --> 01:27:28,286
...and we shoot it with, like,
an hour left to go.

1631
01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:31,748
And it's also not exactly dramatic
but it is, you know--

1632
01:27:31,956 --> 01:27:38,379
She's kind of coming to a big point
here and it was just challenging.

1633
01:27:38,588 --> 01:27:40,757
We never had enough time.

1634
01:27:41,966 --> 01:27:44,594
Yeah, if you have your big moment
in your film--

1635
01:27:44,802 --> 01:27:49,182
Shoot it at the start, not the end of the
day when you're getting shut down.

1636
01:27:49,390 --> 01:27:50,558
Yeah.

1637
01:27:50,767 --> 01:27:53,394
Feelings matter. And having sex
with the right person....

1638
01:27:53,561 --> 01:27:55,855
Okay, Bill, now let's guess
when the--

1639
01:27:56,064 --> 01:27:59,192
- Let's see.
- Watch Cameron's hair.

1640
01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,652
Hey.

1641
01:28:02,403 --> 01:28:03,655
Aubrey has different bangs.

1642
01:28:03,863 --> 01:28:07,784
She has different bangs.
He has a different head.

1643
01:28:08,660 --> 01:28:11,037
- Just a different head.
- He's grown up now.

1644
01:28:11,245 --> 01:28:13,957
He's 35.

1645
01:28:15,166 --> 01:28:18,044
- Yeah, this is on a stage.
- Not even a stage.

1646
01:28:18,211 --> 01:28:20,880
It's a garage basically.

1647
01:28:21,089 --> 01:28:25,343
And Scott Porter came all the way out
to stand in the background. Nice guy.

1648
01:28:25,551 --> 01:28:28,930
This is in L.A. on a stage
like a year later.

1649
01:28:29,138 --> 01:28:31,849
- Not the same hair. Look at that.
- Oh, the wig.

1650
01:28:32,058 --> 01:28:34,644
You wanna go, Growing Pains?
You retarded Zack Morris.

1651
01:28:35,186 --> 01:28:36,229
- ADR.
- And we're back.

1652
01:28:36,396 --> 01:28:39,565
Now we're back. Okay.

1653
01:28:41,275 --> 01:28:43,486
- This--
- What happened to her bangs?

1654
01:28:43,653 --> 01:28:45,655
Oh, a wig.

1655
01:28:47,115 --> 01:28:50,243
- Everything's changed.
- Million-dollar movie.

1656
01:28:50,451 --> 01:28:54,497
I know, million-dollar movie. But what
I equate it to is <i>Pretty in Pink...</i>

1657
01:28:54,706 --> 01:28:56,749
...because at the end
with Andrew McCarthy...

1658
01:28:56,916 --> 01:28:58,835
...they reshot the ending
of that movie...

1659
01:28:59,043 --> 01:29:04,549
...and Andrew McCarthy has a totally
different wig at the last sort of kiss...

1660
01:29:04,757 --> 01:29:06,884
...the big moment
with Molly Ringwald.

1661
01:29:07,093 --> 01:29:09,137
So I'm just gonna say...

1662
01:29:09,345 --> 01:29:13,141
...if it worked for <i>Pretty in Pink,</i>
it will work for <i>The To Do List.</i>

1663
01:29:13,349 --> 01:29:17,895
I do love this scene with her,
with both guys up against the van.

1664
01:29:19,522 --> 01:29:21,607
Am I gonna regret
losing my virginity to you?

1665
01:29:21,774 --> 01:29:23,484
Probably. Most girls do.

1666
01:29:23,651 --> 01:29:25,945
No. Definitely not.

1667
01:29:26,112 --> 01:29:30,283
You are gonna be an awesome story
to tell my friends.

1668
01:29:30,491 --> 01:29:35,204
All the nerdy guys in the audience
get really bummed out right here.

1669
01:29:35,413 --> 01:29:37,790
- Bummed out right there.
- They get super bummed out.

1670
01:29:37,999 --> 01:29:43,713
Like, most guys who probably, like,
have blogs and stuff...

1671
01:29:43,921 --> 01:29:46,632
...they're like, "That's not nice at all."

1672
01:29:46,841 --> 01:29:50,094
- She should be with the nice guy.
- She should be with the nice guy.

1673
01:29:50,303 --> 01:29:52,680
This song, Tears for Fears'
"Break It Down Again"...

1674
01:29:52,889 --> 01:29:57,643
...I listened to on the way to set
with Jason Carden every single day...

1675
01:29:57,852 --> 01:30:00,396
...and then we got it in the movie.

1676
01:30:00,605 --> 01:30:06,694
But I do have to say, if the movie
does have a point, the point is that...

1677
01:30:06,903 --> 01:30:10,156
...sex is one of those things
that you cannot wait to learn about...

1678
01:30:10,364 --> 01:30:14,243
...and I think with most people
and definitely most girls...

1679
01:30:14,452 --> 01:30:19,624
...your first time is not
all it's, like, supposed to be...

1680
01:30:19,832 --> 01:30:22,710
...and, you know,
it's such a big build-up.

1681
01:30:22,919 --> 01:30:25,630
But what was so important
was that Brandy's character...

1682
01:30:25,838 --> 01:30:27,465
...that it wasn't a bad experience.

1683
01:30:27,673 --> 01:30:30,384
It wasn't what she thought,
but it wasn't a bad experience.

1684
01:30:30,593 --> 01:30:33,096
It's just a good story for her friends.

1685
01:30:34,764 --> 01:30:37,183
- So we-- Initially--
- The biggest laugh in the movie.

1686
01:30:37,350 --> 01:30:43,523
So basically she walked in. He was
supposed to walk in and that's it, but--

1687
01:30:43,731 --> 01:30:47,610
On the way to set, you were like,
"What if I stand and shake his hand?"

1688
01:30:47,819 --> 01:30:50,655
Yeah. And then....

1689
01:30:51,322 --> 01:30:54,158
And look. If you watch Rachel,
we had to keep cutting...

1690
01:30:54,367 --> 01:30:57,453
...because you-- This scene,
you guys were breaking every time...

1691
01:30:57,662 --> 01:31:01,082
...and if we last like a frame longer,
you're both laughing.

1692
01:31:03,376 --> 01:31:05,628
- It is a sound effect, right?
- Yes.

1693
01:31:05,837 --> 01:31:10,466
Can we give a round of applause
to the Foley artists on this movie?

1694
01:31:10,675 --> 01:31:12,718
Yeah, it's like....

1695
01:31:12,927 --> 01:31:15,972
We were doing the sound mix
and the Foley artist walked in...

1696
01:31:16,180 --> 01:31:18,266
...and introduced himself,
and I thanked him.

1697
01:31:18,432 --> 01:31:21,185
Then he walked out.
And it didn't dawn on me until later...

1698
01:31:21,394 --> 01:31:23,563
...I was like, "Gosh.
He was doing all of that."

1699
01:31:23,771 --> 01:31:25,690
Like the hand job
in the movie theater...

1700
01:31:25,898 --> 01:31:29,443
...the dry hump, like, all of those
sound effects in the studio.

1701
01:31:29,652 --> 01:31:31,529
And here's the big
<i>Beaches</i> moment.

1702
01:31:31,737 --> 01:31:35,283
And I love the VCRs
stacked on top of each other.

1703
01:31:38,077 --> 01:31:40,079
The actresses were so great on this.

1704
01:31:40,288 --> 01:31:43,457
They rehearsed, like, all day
and kind of harmonized and stuff.

1705
01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:45,209
And when I wrote the scene...

1706
01:31:45,418 --> 01:31:48,171
...I just thought it was kind of
gonna be joke-singing...

1707
01:31:48,337 --> 01:31:53,050
...but they, you know,
made it very earnest.

1708
01:31:53,259 --> 01:31:57,305
And I think the comedy plays so much
better because they are so earnest.

1709
01:31:57,513 --> 01:32:02,101
And this is the part in the movie
when you're sitting in an audience...

1710
01:32:02,310 --> 01:32:06,355
...that if you don't like this scene,
it's awful.

1711
01:32:06,564 --> 01:32:08,608
It's so painful
because it goes on so long...

1712
01:32:08,774 --> 01:32:11,736
...but if you do like the scene
and if the crowd is on board...

1713
01:32:11,944 --> 01:32:15,615
...then it's, like,
a really great moment.

1714
01:32:15,823 --> 01:32:19,619
That's kind of the moment,
when Sarah Steele belted out--

1715
01:32:19,827 --> 01:32:22,872
I get chills every time
when she does that.

1716
01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:26,959
Yeah, because I don't think you knew
she was gonna do that, right?

1717
01:32:27,168 --> 01:32:29,295
Well, I-- Yes.

1718
01:32:29,503 --> 01:32:31,214
Did you know
she could sing like that?

1719
01:32:31,380 --> 01:32:34,967
I didn't know she could sing like that
and how earnest it would feel...

1720
01:32:35,176 --> 01:32:36,302
...but it's still funny.

1721
01:32:40,765 --> 01:32:44,644
I hate the word "heart" but--
That is not my natural place...

1722
01:32:44,810 --> 01:32:48,814
...like in terms of when I'm writing,
heart or likeability...

1723
01:32:49,023 --> 01:32:53,653
...and I think the actresses themselves
kind of made that happen in the scene.

1724
01:32:53,819 --> 01:32:55,321
Yes, you do.

1725
01:33:05,373 --> 01:33:09,502
- And Sarah was really crying too.
- Yeah.

1726
01:33:10,711 --> 01:33:12,755
Probably because she had to
wear that vest.

1727
01:33:12,964 --> 01:33:14,340
Yeah.

1728
01:33:25,726 --> 01:33:28,312
I will say,
I know it was at the premiere...

1729
01:33:28,479 --> 01:33:32,483
...but at the premiere
this got a giant, giant ovation.

1730
01:33:32,692 --> 01:33:34,277
It was very cool.

1731
01:33:34,485 --> 01:33:38,030
That went on for, like, a long time.
It was very nice.

1732
01:33:38,948 --> 01:33:42,785
- I'm really sorry, you guys.
- We know. We know.

1733
01:33:42,952 --> 01:33:46,664
Also, I fucked Rusty Waters.

1734
01:33:46,831 --> 01:33:48,666
- Look at you.
- How was it?

1735
01:33:48,833 --> 01:33:50,209
Yeah.

1736
01:33:50,376 --> 01:33:51,794
It was quick.

1737
01:33:53,546 --> 01:33:56,716
Brandy, please tell me
you were not getting pregnant tonight.

1738
01:33:56,882 --> 01:34:00,303
- Don't worry, she was here.
- Don't worry, she used a condom.

1739
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:03,014
Can we please
talk in the hallway, Dad?

1740
01:34:04,390 --> 01:34:06,183
It's okay.

1741
01:34:06,350 --> 01:34:07,893
- Just lie.
<i>I'm sorry.</i>
*

1742
01:34:08,060 --> 01:34:10,271
Was that always in,
that the dad comes in?

1743
01:34:10,479 --> 01:34:13,149
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, yeah. He always came in.

1744
01:34:13,357 --> 01:34:18,738
Yeah, this was a scene too that there
was always discussion about cutting.

1745
01:34:18,904 --> 01:34:20,823
Did you at least use the lube--?

1746
01:34:21,032 --> 01:34:23,784
But I think it was Brian Robbins,
one of my producers...

1747
01:34:23,993 --> 01:34:26,704
...who was like,
"No, you have to keep this scene."

1748
01:34:27,163 --> 01:34:30,207
And I'm very glad we did...

1749
01:34:30,416 --> 01:34:35,129
...because I think it is a really nice
wrap-up of their whole relationship...

1750
01:34:35,338 --> 01:34:37,798
...and Clark gets in
another funny joke.

1751
01:34:38,007 --> 01:34:40,968
And then "Bittersweet" right now.
Big Head Todd.

1752
01:34:41,177 --> 01:34:44,305
- That was the first-- Big Head Todd.
- Big Head Todd was huge.

1753
01:34:44,513 --> 01:34:47,600
That was my first foray into
college radio or anything alternative.

1754
01:34:47,808 --> 01:34:51,312
- Yeah, Big Head Todd was a big one.
- Yeah.

1755
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:53,022
I think Pavement was mine...

1756
01:34:53,230 --> 01:34:57,568
...but I do remember Big Head Todd
was big, and especially this song.

1757
01:34:57,777 --> 01:34:59,612
And The Samples,
but we don't have them.

1758
01:34:59,779 --> 01:35:01,989
This is one of my favorite shots
of the movie.

1759
01:35:02,198 --> 01:35:06,243
I just-- Again I like the lighting
and I think I like the actor.

1760
01:35:06,452 --> 01:35:08,746
Also let's look at that mural...

1761
01:35:08,913 --> 01:35:12,375
...because those are salmon
swimming upstream...

1762
01:35:12,583 --> 01:35:16,962
...and we have a Pacific Northwest
kind of scene going on there...

1763
01:35:17,171 --> 01:35:19,590
...that my production designer did.

1764
01:35:19,799 --> 01:35:21,801
That wasn't on there?
You guys painted that?

1765
01:35:22,009 --> 01:35:24,303
We painted that.
We painted that whole wall.

1766
01:35:24,470 --> 01:35:26,263
I don't pay attention to anything.

1767
01:35:26,472 --> 01:35:30,101
But I love that it's-- You know, because
a ton of pools have, you know...

1768
01:35:30,309 --> 01:35:33,813
...like, marine life kind of murals
and so we decided we'd do--

1769
01:35:34,021 --> 01:35:37,233
Because it was in the Pacific
Northwest, that it would be fitting...

1770
01:35:37,441 --> 01:35:40,444
...that there's salmon swimming
upstream because, you know, sex.

1771
01:35:41,028 --> 01:35:45,908
This is my personal favorite line I got
to say in the whole movie coming up.

1772
01:35:46,075 --> 01:35:47,993
I just wanted to come by
and thank you.

1773
01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:52,456
Yeah, I tried to do the right thing, but
I ended up fucking your sister instead.

1774
01:35:52,623 --> 01:35:55,126
That's my favorite line
that I got to say in the movie.

1775
01:35:55,292 --> 01:35:58,504
Your dad walked in.
And my boner did not go away.

1776
01:35:58,879 --> 01:36:03,008
This is one of those scenes that too--
One of the first scenes I wrote...

1777
01:36:03,217 --> 01:36:07,763
...and that I always visualized you two
talking on the lifeguard stands...

1778
01:36:07,972 --> 01:36:10,099
...through megaphones
at each other.

1779
01:36:10,307 --> 01:36:14,854
And there were actually a couple more
scenes of you two alone at the pool...

1780
01:36:15,062 --> 01:36:18,107
...in, like, original drafts of the script...

1781
01:36:18,441 --> 01:36:22,778
...that I always-- Just one of those,
like, visual images that you had...

1782
01:36:22,987 --> 01:36:25,239
...that I was glad I actually
got in the movie.

1783
01:36:25,448 --> 01:36:27,741
Wasn't there one where I go,
"Do you want a beer?"

1784
01:36:27,908 --> 01:36:29,827
And I threw a beer across
the pool at her.

1785
01:36:30,035 --> 01:36:32,538
Yes. Yeah. I mean,
there were lots of takes of that.

1786
01:36:32,746 --> 01:36:35,166
Yeah, the scene goes on
a lot longer.

1787
01:36:35,332 --> 01:36:40,963
And, if you want, if you have nothing
going on next summer...

1788
01:36:41,130 --> 01:36:43,299
...you wanna come back here
to work...

1789
01:36:43,549 --> 01:36:45,634
...there's a manager position
waiting for you.

1790
01:36:45,968 --> 01:36:49,847
- Wait, what? You're quitting?
- Yes.

1791
01:36:50,014 --> 01:36:52,308
You just learned how to swim.
You worked so hard.

1792
01:36:52,475 --> 01:36:55,019
Yeah, I know, but I think....

1793
01:36:55,728 --> 01:36:59,690
I think getting with Amber made me
realize that I could do better, you know?

1794
01:36:59,857 --> 01:37:02,401
Jeez. Poor bastard.

1795
01:37:03,611 --> 01:37:06,697
This cheese and cheddar,
that was improvised.

1796
01:37:06,906 --> 01:37:08,240
Jennifer Todd liked that.

1797
01:37:08,449 --> 01:37:11,994
I remember when I did that,
Jennifer Todd, one of our producers...

1798
01:37:12,203 --> 01:37:14,997
...one of the producers
on the movie was....

1799
01:37:15,498 --> 01:37:17,208
Like the-- What do you call it?

1800
01:37:17,416 --> 01:37:21,587
The video village was in my eyeline
a little bit and I could see her.

1801
01:37:21,795 --> 01:37:25,049
- She put her hands over her mouth.
- The caviar and the cheddar.

1802
01:37:25,257 --> 01:37:27,510
That's what I'm seeing
when I'm saying that line.

1803
01:37:27,718 --> 01:37:30,846
Jennifer Todd, like, putting her hands
over her mouth.

1804
01:37:33,265 --> 01:37:34,308
That was really fun.

1805
01:37:34,475 --> 01:37:38,354
It was, like, one full month in 2011.

1806
01:37:38,562 --> 01:37:41,565
Not even a full month.
Twenty-four days, this movie was shot.

1807
01:37:41,774 --> 01:37:43,442
I know. Not even a full month.

1808
01:37:43,651 --> 01:37:46,111
Not even a full month,
this movie was shot.

1809
01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:47,530
This right here....

1810
01:37:47,696 --> 01:37:51,408
Ladies.
Oh, Marce, you're still homesick?

1811
01:37:51,575 --> 01:37:53,536
That's my voice.

1812
01:37:54,203 --> 01:37:56,622
That's my cameo.
And there's Conor in the background.

1813
01:37:56,830 --> 01:37:58,541
Yeah. Yup.

1814
01:37:58,749 --> 01:38:02,336
- Now, this is where?
- This is at CBS.

1815
01:38:02,545 --> 01:38:05,673
This is where
the production offices were.

1816
01:38:05,839 --> 01:38:11,303
- We had to make it into a dorm room.
- So one day you shot this...?

1817
01:38:11,512 --> 01:38:14,014
And then that night--
The scene at Beaver Creek.

1818
01:38:14,181 --> 01:38:17,476
- But then there was another scene.
- There was something else tacked on.

1819
01:38:17,643 --> 01:38:20,020
Didn't you have three
company moves this day?

1820
01:38:20,229 --> 01:38:22,231
Yeah, there's one other scene here.

1821
01:38:22,439 --> 01:38:24,316
You know what?
It was the driving scene.

1822
01:38:24,525 --> 01:38:28,571
So you did this, a driving scene
and then the Beaver Creek.

1823
01:38:28,779 --> 01:38:30,281
It was your second-to-last day.

1824
01:38:30,489 --> 01:38:32,491
- It was like--
- It was crazy.

1825
01:38:32,700 --> 01:38:35,828
It was an insane, like,
20-hour day or something.

1826
01:38:36,328 --> 01:38:39,623
I did it. I had sex.

1827
01:38:42,543 --> 01:38:47,756
- Love that giant "No means no" poster.
- Yeah.

1828
01:38:49,592 --> 01:38:52,303
- She just up and took it.
- She just up and took it.

1829
01:38:54,722 --> 01:38:58,017
This was also too so late in
the production we had no money left...

1830
01:38:58,225 --> 01:39:00,060
...and it was just-- It was--

1831
01:39:00,269 --> 01:39:05,316
I mean, clearly it's just posters
on the wall.

1832
01:39:05,482 --> 01:39:07,026
We could have, like--

1833
01:39:07,192 --> 01:39:11,864
An office hallway and we just
put a lot of crap on the walls.

1834
01:39:12,072 --> 01:39:15,784
I guess that's what a dorm hall looks
like anyway. There's a poster there.

1835
01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:18,746
That's The Screaming Sisters,
Andy Samberg's fake band.

1836
01:39:19,079 --> 01:39:23,667
- So....
- This we did as a pick-up.

1837
01:39:23,876 --> 01:39:25,794
- These amazing posters.
- Jeff Goldblum.

1838
01:39:25,961 --> 01:39:28,380
There he is. There he is.

1839
01:39:28,589 --> 01:39:31,467
And there's Gloria Steinem's book.

1840
01:39:31,675 --> 01:39:34,511
Yeah, we shot this-- This was
one of the last pick-ups we did.

1841
01:39:34,720 --> 01:39:37,181
We needed, like,
kind of one more joke at the end...

1842
01:39:37,389 --> 01:39:40,434
...and Clark Gregg's line
was so funny about the back door...

1843
01:39:40,643 --> 01:39:42,686
...that we figured
we'd do a callback to it.

1844
01:39:48,233 --> 01:39:49,693
Now, who's this playing?

1845
01:39:50,736 --> 01:39:54,657
This is a song Raney, my composer,
did. Kind of like a genre piece.

1846
01:39:54,823 --> 01:39:58,327
There's doors we don't do.
The back door's one of them.

1847
01:39:58,577 --> 01:40:00,371
We went over this.

1848
01:40:05,876 --> 01:40:06,919
Good job, Cameron.

1849
01:40:08,837 --> 01:40:11,548
And the MC Hammer.
Had to get it in there.

1850
01:40:11,757 --> 01:40:13,467
Had to get MC Hammer.

1851
01:40:13,676 --> 01:40:17,054
Yes. Well, this was fun.

1852
01:40:17,262 --> 01:40:18,972
Yeah.

1853
01:40:19,181 --> 01:40:21,308
Congratulations, Maggie,
on making your movie.

1854
01:40:21,517 --> 01:40:25,145
It is pretty interesting
that Maggie wrote this script...

1855
01:40:25,354 --> 01:40:29,525
...while I was shooting
a movie in Santa Fe.

1856
01:40:29,733 --> 01:40:31,735
And she worked on this movie.

1857
01:40:31,944 --> 01:40:34,697
And a lot of people say,
"I'm gonna write a script"...

1858
01:40:34,905 --> 01:40:36,990
...and then, you know,
you try to get it made.

1859
01:40:37,157 --> 01:40:38,992
But the script got on the Black List...

1860
01:40:39,159 --> 01:40:44,790
...which is an annual list in Hollywood
of the best unproduced screenplays...

1861
01:40:44,998 --> 01:40:48,419
...so it got some attention. Then
we did a Black List table-read of it...

1862
01:40:48,585 --> 01:40:51,088
...at the Austin Film Festival,
with Aubrey and myself.

1863
01:40:51,255 --> 01:40:52,965
A staged reading in front of a crowd.

1864
01:40:53,132 --> 01:40:56,969
And it got some-- You know,
some people noticed it and--

1865
01:40:57,177 --> 01:41:00,097
A lot of people blogged about it
because it was before Twitter.

1866
01:41:00,305 --> 01:41:01,348
Yeah.

1867
01:41:01,557 --> 01:41:05,310
And we got a lot of positive press and
that was how we attached our cast...

1868
01:41:05,519 --> 01:41:08,147
...which was then
how we got our financing.

1869
01:41:08,355 --> 01:41:10,649
So I basically-- I wrote the script...

1870
01:41:10,858 --> 01:41:13,902
...and then I pretended for a year
that it was getting made.

1871
01:41:14,111 --> 01:41:17,531
And then one day that pretending
paid off and it actually happened.

1872
01:41:17,740 --> 01:41:20,617
Yeah, and it was amazing
that basically the cast...

1873
01:41:20,826 --> 01:41:22,995
...there was no real auditions
or anything.

1874
01:41:23,203 --> 01:41:25,038
- It was just people went--
- No auditions.

1875
01:41:25,205 --> 01:41:26,749
Yeah, there was no auditions.

1876
01:41:26,957 --> 01:41:29,668
We asked people to be in it
and they luckily said yes...

1877
01:41:29,877 --> 01:41:32,379
...so definitely the strength
of the movie is the cast.

1878
01:41:32,588 --> 01:41:36,258
This cast is fantastic
and I'm very grateful to them.

1879
01:41:36,467 --> 01:41:39,636
It was so much fun
to work with them.

1880
01:41:41,847 --> 01:41:44,266
- And you, Bill. Bill Hader.
- Oh, thanks.

1881
01:41:44,475 --> 01:41:47,311
Yes. So Bill and I are bowing now.

1882
01:41:47,519 --> 01:41:49,813
Boyz In The Kitchen, catering.

1883
01:41:50,022 --> 01:41:51,607
Forgot about that.

1884
01:41:51,815 --> 01:41:53,901
- I forgot about Boyz In The Kitchen.
- Yeah.

1885
01:41:54,109 --> 01:41:58,280
There is one other thing,
I think all my high school friends....

1886
01:41:58,489 --> 01:42:02,743
I sneak in a little NBU reference,
which was our--

1887
01:42:02,910 --> 01:42:06,747
My friends and I,
our, like, secret club in high school.

1888
01:42:06,955 --> 01:42:09,708
The end.
This is Maggie Carey signing off.

1889
01:42:09,917 --> 01:42:12,419
This is Bill Hader signing off.