1 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:39,372 Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece, 2 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:44,919 there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes. 3 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:50,883 And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules. 4 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,470 But what is the measure of a true hero? 5 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,557 - Ah, that is what our stoy is... - Will you listen to him? 6 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,560 He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy. 7 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:04,230 - Lighten up, dude. - We'll take it from here, darling. 8 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,567 You go, girl. 9 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:13,656 We are the Muses, goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes. 10 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,533 Heroes like Hercules. 11 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,577 Honey, you mean "Hunk-ules." 12 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,912 Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him... 13 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:26,961 Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many aeons ago. 14 00:01:27,286 --> 00:01:28,725 ♪ Ah 15 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,841 ♪ Back when the world was new 16 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,761 - ♪ Whoa! - ♪ The planet Earth was down on its luck 17 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:40,683 ♪ And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok 18 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,936 25 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:05,416 ♪ And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks 26 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:06,959 ♪ And that's the gospel truth 27 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:11,547 ♪ The guy was too "Type A" to just relax 28 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,508 ♪ And that's the world's first dish 29 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,592 ♪ Yeah, baby. 30 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,470 00:02:47,708 ♪ Hey, hey, hey 38 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,296 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 39 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,700 Hercules! 40 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,120 Behave yourself. 41 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,458 Oh, look at this. 42 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,794 Look how cute he is. 43 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:40,761 Hah! Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm? 44 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:45,057 Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me. One side, Ares. 45 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,728 Why, Hermes, they're lovely. 46 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,272 Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. 47 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,566 Isn't that too nutty? 48 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:54,775 Fabulous party. You know, 49 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:58,821 I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself. 50 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:04,160 Dear, keep those away from the baby. 51 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,412 Oh, he won't hurt himself. 52 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,956 Let the kid have a little fun. 53 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,675 On behalf of my son, 54 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:24,263 I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts! 55 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,015 What about our gift, dear? 56 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,268 Well, let's see here. We'll take... Hmm, yes. 57 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:33,940 A little cirrus and a touch of nimbostratus 58 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:37,526 and a dash of cumulus. 59 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,450 His name is Pegasus, 60 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:47,745 and he's all yours, son. 61 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,092 Mind his head. 62 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,094 He's so tiny. 63 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,142 My boy. 64 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,270 My little Hercules. 65 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,898 How sentimental. 66 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,652 You know, I haven't been this choked up 67 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:23,239 since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh? 68 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,909 So is this an audience or a mosaic? 69 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,453 Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dress. 70 00:05:29,538 --> 00:05:34,000 So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld? 71 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:37,003 Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. 72 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,255 And, as always, hey, full of dead people. 73 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,506 What are you gonna do? Ah! 74 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:43,384 There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. 75 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,554 And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh? 76 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,431 Here you go. Ya just... 77 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,393 Sheesh! 78 00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,562 Uh, powerful little tyke. 79 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,357 Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration! 80 00:05:58,442 --> 00:05:59,608 Hey. 81 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,904 Love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here, 82 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:06,532 I regrettably have a full-time gig 83 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:10,161 that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. 84 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:13,247 So, can't. Love to, but can't. 85 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:17,251 You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. 86 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:20,296 Hah! Work yourself to death! 87 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,258 Oh, I kill myself! 88 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:28,054 If only. If only. 89 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:32,308 If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades. 90 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,102 'Cause he had an evil plan. 91 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:39,690 ♪ He ran the underworld 92 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,569 ♪ But thought the dead were dull and uncouth 93 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:47,114 ♪ He was as mean as he was ruthless 94 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:51,160 ♪ And that's the gospel truth 95 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:55,581 ♪ He had a plan to shake things up 96 00:06:55,665 --> 00:07:02,671 ♪ And that's the gospel truth ♪ 97 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:12,348 Pain! 98 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,851 Coming, your most lugubriousness. Ow! 99 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,106 Panic! 100 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,025 Oh, I'm sory. I can handle it! 101 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,369 - Pain! Oh! - And Panic! 102 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,287 - Reporting for duty! - Reporting for duty! 103 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:36,372 Fine, fine, fine. 104 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,708 Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive. 105 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,918 Oh. They're here. 106 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:44,421 What? The Fates are here, and you didn't tell me? 107 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:50,553 - We are worms! Worthless worms! - We are worms! Worthless worms! 108 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:55,182 Memo to me, memo to me. Maim you after my meeting. 109 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:02,648 Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life 110 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,526 good and tight. 111 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,240 Incoming! 112 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,668 Ladies! I am so sorry that I'm... 113 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,752 - Late! - Late! 114 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:27,047 - We knew you would be. - We know everything. 115 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,216 - Past. - Present. 116 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,343 And Future. 117 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,305 Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big. 118 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,141 Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies, I was at this party, and I lost track of... 119 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:40,519 - We know! - Yeah. I know you know. 120 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:44,190 So here's the deal. Zeus, 121 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:48,027 Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you, get off of my cloud," now he has... 122 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:51,614 - A bouncing baby brat. - We know! 123 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:55,868 I know you know. I know. I got it. I got the concept. 124 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,911 So let me just ask. 125 00:08:56,995 --> 00:09:00,080 Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what? 126 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,248 What do you think? 127 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:05,711 Oh, no you don't. We're not supposed to reveal the future. 128 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,006 Wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I... 129 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,716 Can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you... 130 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,968 Did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous. 131 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,639 I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death. 132 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,769 - Oh, gross! - Yech! It's blinkin'! 133 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:26,232 Ladies, please. 134 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:29,818 My fate is in your lovely hands. 135 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,488 - Yeah! - Oh, all right. 136 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,787 In 18 years precisely, 137 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:45,876 the planets will align ever so nicely. 138 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,127 Ay, verse. Oy. 139 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:49,838 The time to act will be at hand. 140 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:54,260 Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band. 141 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:55,719 Mm-hmm. Good, good. 142 00:09:55,804 --> 00:10:01,100 Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall, 143 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:07,439 and you, Hades, will rule all! 144 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,192 Yes! Hades rules! 145 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,237 A word of caution to this tale. 146 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,488 Excuse me? 147 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:19,159 Should Hercules fight, you will fail. 148 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,125 What? 149 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,169 Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine. 150 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,466 Pain? Panic? Got a little riddle for ya. 151 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,720 How do you kill a god? 152 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:41,265 - I do not know! - You can't. They're immortal? 153 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:43,600 Bingo! They're immortal. 154 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:48,897 So, first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal. 155 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,346 - Huh? - Wha... What is it? 156 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,264 - The baby! - The baby! 157 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,230 Hercules! 158 00:11:30,531 --> 00:11:31,318 Oh! 159 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:40,616 No! 160 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,534 Now we did it! 161 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,703 Zeus is gonna use us for target practice! 162 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,705 Just hang onto the kid, Panic. 163 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:51,502 Hurry! 164 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,004 Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay? 165 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:58,258 Here you go, kid. A little Grecian formula. 166 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,721 Look at that! He's changing. Can we do it now? 167 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:07,976 No, no, no, he has to drink the whole potion. Every last drop. 168 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,269 Who's there? 169 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,985 Alcmene, over here. 170 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,281 Oh, you poor thing. 171 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,617 - Don't cry. - Is anybody there? 172 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,452 - Now? - Now. 173 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,082 Well, he must have been abandoned. 174 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,001 Amphitryon, for so many years 175 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,171 we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child. 176 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:40,300 - Perhaps they've answered our prayers. - Perhaps they have. 177 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,052 "Hercules"? 178 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,032 Help, help, help! 179 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,785 Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened. 180 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:09,288 You mean, if he finds out. 181 00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:11,623 Of course he's gonna f... 182 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,001 If. If is good. 183 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,504 It was tragic. 184 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,632 Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search. 185 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:24,595 But by the time they found the baby, it was too late. 186 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:29,266 193 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:56,877 ♪ They'd have to watch their precious baby grow up from afar 194 00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:01,924 ♪ Though Hades' horrid plan 195 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:05,594 ♪ Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth 196 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,473 - ♪ Ahh - ♪ The boy grew stronger every day 197 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:13,852 00:16:11,136 - Yeah! - Heads up! 230 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,387 I-I got it! 231 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,930 No! Stop! 232 00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:17,979 Uh-oh. 233 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,728 Oh, no. 234 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,731 It's okay. 235 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,989 Hey! Whoa! 236 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:40,165 - Son! - Hang on, Pop! Be right back! 237 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,793 Oh, my! Oh, no! Don't! No, no, no, no! 238 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,253 No, no, no, no, no, no! 239 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,178 Watch out! 240 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,779 Nice catch, Jerkules. 241 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,365 Son... 242 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:19,204 This is the last straw, Amphitryon! 243 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,415 That boy is a menace! 244 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,292 He's too dangerous to be around normal people! 245 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,338 He didn't mean any harm. He's just a kid. 246 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:32,259 He-He just can't control his strength. 247 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:34,219 I'm warning you. 248 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,473 You keep that-that-that... freak away from here! 249 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,184 Freak! Yeah, go away! 250 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:58,702 Ah, son, you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you. 251 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:03,915 But, Pop, they're right. I-I am a freak. I-I try to fit in. I really do. 252 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,501 I just can't. 253 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:13,425 Sometimes I feel like I really don't belong here, 254 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,346 like I'm supposed to be someplace else. 255 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,349 Hercules, son... 256 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,393 I know it doesn't make any sense. 257 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:39,451 ♪ I have often dreamed of a far off place 258 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:44,956 ♪ Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me 259 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:50,128 ♪ Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face 260 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:56,009 ♪ And a voice keeps sayin' this is where I'm meant to be 261 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,596 ♪ I will find my way 262 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,057 ♪ I can go the distance 263 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,893 ♪ I'll be there someday 264 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,270 ♪ If I can be strong 265 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,815 00:20:54,336 ♪ To find where I belong ♪ 288 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,023 Oh, mighty Zeus, 289 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,319 please, hear me and answer my prayer. 290 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,279 I need to know. 291 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,781 Who am I? 292 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:25,367 Wh-Where do I belong? 293 00:21:31,803 --> 00:21:33,676 Huh? 294 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,131 My boy. 295 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,384 My little Hercules. 296 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,098 Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo! 297 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,307 What's your hurry? 298 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:53,353 After all these years, is this the kind of hello you give your father? 299 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:55,939 F-F-Father? 300 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,025 Didn't know you had a famous father, did you? 301 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,736 Surprise! 302 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,197 Look how you've grown. 303 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:09,619 Why, you've got your mother's beautiful eyes and my strong chin. 304 00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,205 - Hah! - I-I don't understand. 305 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:16,334 If you're my father, that would make me a... 306 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:19,587 - A god. - A god. 307 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,714 A god! 308 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,382 Hey, you wanted answers, 309 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,969 and by thunder, you're old enough now to know the truth. 310 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,639 But why did you leave me on Earth? Didn't you want me? 311 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,307 Of course we did. 312 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,352 Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts. 313 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:38,106 Someone stole you from us and turned you mortal, 314 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,192 and only gods can live on Mount Olympus. 315 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,194 And you can't do a thing? 316 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,321 I can't, Hercules, but you can. 317 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:48,491 R-Really? W-What? I'll do anything. 318 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,870 Hercules, if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth, 319 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,955 your godhood will be restored! 320 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,458 A true hero. Great! 321 00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,587 Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero? 322 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:05,175 First, you must seek out Philoctetes, the trainer of heroes. 323 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,053 Seek out Philoctetes. Right. I'll... 324 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,346 - Whoa! - Whoa! Hold your horses! 325 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,307 Which reminds me. 326 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:24,486 Ha-ha! You probably don't remember Pegasus, but you two go way back, son. 327 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,120 Oh, Pegasus! 328 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:39,584 He's a magnificent horse with the brain of a bird. 329 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:44,422 I'll find Philoctetes and become a true hero. 330 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:45,840 That's the spirit! 331 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,467 I won't let you down, Father! 332 00:23:49,225 --> 00:23:50,067 Yee-hah! 333 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,472 Good luck, son. 334 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,894 ♪ I will beat the odds 335 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,771 ♪ I can go the distance 336 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,357 ♪ I will face the world 337 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,442 ♪ Fearless, proud and strong 338 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,903 ♪ I will please the gods 339 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,822 00:26:49,607 And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. 374 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:52,193 None of 'em could go the distance. 375 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:55,697 And then there was Achilles. 376 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:59,909 Now, there was a guy who had it all, the build, the foot speed. 377 00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:04,414 He could jab, he could take a hit, he could keep on comin'. 378 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,166 But that furshlugginer heel of his! 379 00:27:07,251 --> 00:27:10,169 He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! 380 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,213 He's history. 381 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,009 Yeah, I had a dream once. 382 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:19,595 I dreamed I was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was. 383 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:25,977 So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky, 384 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:29,314 and people would say, "That's Phil's boy." 385 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,316 That's right. 386 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,192 Eh, but dreams are for rookies. 387 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:35,445 A guy can only take so much disappointment. 388 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,822 But I'm different than those other guys, Phil! 389 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:41,242 I can go the distance. Come on. I'll show you. 390 00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,995 Geez! You don't give up, do ya? 391 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,413 Watch this. 392 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,836 Holy Hera. 393 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,340 You know, maybe if I... No! Snap out of it! 394 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,550 I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again. 395 00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,971 But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus. 396 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,473 Hold it! 397 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:06,601 Zeus is your father, right? 398 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,105 Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy. 399 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,982 Mr Lightning Bolts! 400 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:15,151 Read me a book, would ya, Da-da? 401 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,279 Zeus! "Once upon a time..." 402 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,530 It's the truth! 403 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,157 Please! 404 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:26,287 411 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,682 ♪ Askin' me to jump into the fray 412 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:49,685 ♪ My answer is two words 413 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,107 Okay. 414 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,359 - You mean you'll do it? - You win. 415 00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,736 - You won't be sorry, Phil. - Oh, gods. 416 00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,530 So when do we start? Can we start now? 417 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:02,756 Oy, vay. 418 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:07,745 ♪ I'd given up hope that someone would come along 419 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:12,792 ♪ A fella who'd ring the bell for once Not the gong 420 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:15,169 00:29:39,527 ♪ A good merchandiser and... whoa 429 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,779 ♪ There goes my ulcer 430 00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:46,534 ♪ I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you 431 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:51,164 ♪ Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true 432 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:55,960 ♪ I trained enough turkeys Who never came through 433 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,547 ♪ You're my one last hope So you'll have to do 434 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:01,299 Rule number six. 435 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:05,761 When rescuing a damsel, always handle with care. 436 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,474 No! 437 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,728 Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate! 438 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,648 Rule number 96. 439 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,484 Aim! 440 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:25,156 ♪ Demigods have faced the odds And ended up a mockery 441 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:30,077 ♪ Don't believe the stories That you read on all the crockery 442 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:34,832 ♪ To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art 443 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,251 ♪ Like paintin' a masterpiece 444 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,670 00:31:06,489 ♪ Go make 'em come true 453 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,533 ♪ Climb that uphill slope 454 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,993 ♪ Keep pushin' that envelope 455 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,787 ♪ You're my one last hope 456 00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:18,626 ♪ And, kid, it's up to you ♪ 457 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:21,837 Yeah! 458 00:31:22,732 --> 00:31:23,837 Ha, ha, ha! 459 00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:26,342 Did you see that? 460 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:29,136 Next stop, Olympus. 461 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,847 All right, just take it easy, champ. 462 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:34,183 I am ready. I want to get off this island. 463 00:31:34,268 --> 00:31:36,686 I want to see battles and monsters. 464 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,604 Rescue some damsels. 465 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,773 You know, heroic stuff. 466 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,402 - Well... - Aw, come on, Phil! 467 00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:47,905 Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test? Saddle up, kid. 468 00:31:47,990 --> 00:31:50,324 - We're goin' to Thebes! - Ya-hoo! 469 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,245 - So what's in Thebes? - A lot of problems. 470 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,873 It's a big, tough town. Good place to start buildin' a rep. 471 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:04,255 Sounds like your basic DID, Damsel in Distress. 472 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,681 Not so fast, sweetheart. 473 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,267 I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll... 474 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:19,312 Whoo! I like 'em fiey! 475 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,147 Now, remember, kid. 476 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,149 First, analyse the situation. 477 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,484 Don't just barrel in there without thinking. Eh? 478 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,989 He's losin' points for this! 479 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,033 - You don't know what you're... - Halt! 480 00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,830 Step aside, two legs. 481 00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:41,751 Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir. 482 00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,586 I'll have to ask you to release that young... 483 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:46,631 - Keep movin', junior. - Lady. 484 00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:50,217 But you... Are-Aren't you a damsel in distress? 485 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,387 I'm a damsel, I'm in distress. 486 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:56,274 I can handle this. Have a nice day. 487 00:32:56,793 --> 00:33:02,045 Uh... Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realise... 488 00:33:03,858 --> 00:33:08,152 - Ohhh! What are you doin'? Get your sword! - Sword. Right, right. 489 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:11,405 Rule number 15, a hero is only as good as his weapon! 490 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,708 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on! He's gotta do it on his own. 491 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:25,836 Come on, kid! Concentrate! 492 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,588 Use your head! 493 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:38,057 All right! Not bad, kid! 494 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,227 Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad. 495 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:47,900 Oh, gee, miss. I'm, I'm really sorry. That was dumb. 496 00:33:48,402 --> 00:33:50,027 Yeah. 497 00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,613 Excuse me. 498 00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:01,372 Nice work! Excelente! 499 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,541 Is Wonderboy here for real? 500 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:07,411 What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa! 501 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:13,300 And by the way, sweet cheeks, I'm real, too. 502 00:34:13,432 --> 00:34:14,737 Ugh! 503 00:34:15,905 --> 00:34:18,983 Yee-hah! Ya-hoo! 504 00:34:25,172 --> 00:34:26,979 Whoa! 505 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,633 - How was that, Phil? - Rein it in, rookie. 506 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:57,553 You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons, 507 00:34:57,637 --> 00:35:00,264 but this is the big leagues! 508 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,266 At least I beat him, didn't I? 509 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:06,145 Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes! 510 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:11,484 D-oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and... You... 511 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:24,121 Are you, uh, all right. Miss, uh... 512 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:28,083 Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least, they would if I had any friends. 513 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:32,880 So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? 514 00:35:32,716 --> 00:35:36,708 Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh... 515 00:35:36,886 --> 00:35:39,512 - Uh, uh... - Are you always this articulate? 516 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,640 Hercules. My... My name is Hercules. 517 00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:46,185 Herc... Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy. 518 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:51,273 So, uh, uh... How-how-how'd you get mixed up with the, uh... 519 00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:53,818 Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. 520 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:57,655 They think that "No" means "Yes," and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours." 521 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,118 Don't worry. Shorty here can explain it to ya later. 522 00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:08,749 Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice. 523 00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:12,628 Wait! Um, can we give you a ride? 524 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:19,301 Uh, I don't think your pinto likes me very much. 525 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:24,348 Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly. He'd be more than happy to... Ow! 526 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:32,231 I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. 527 00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,860 Bye-bye, Wonderboy. 528 00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:37,778 Bye. 529 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,324 She's something. Isn't she, Phil? 530 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:45,119 Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah. She's really something. 531 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:46,662 A real pain in the patella! 532 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,957 Earth to Herc! Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc! 533 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,877 We got a job to do, remember? 534 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,712 Thebes is still waitin'. 535 00:36:54,796 --> 00:36:57,673 Yeah. Yeah. I know. 536 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,603 Aw, how cute. 537 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:13,314 A couple of rodents looking for a theme park. 538 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,859 Who you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny! 539 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,360 A-And I'm his gopher! 540 00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:20,117 Ta-dah! 541 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:22,031 I thought I smelled a rat. 542 00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,824 Meg? 543 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,743 Speak of the devil. 544 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:29,914 Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg. 545 00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,957 What exactly happened here? 546 00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,043 I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian 547 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:35,711 to join my team for the uprising, 548 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,589 and here I am, kind of river guardian-less. 549 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:42,718 I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse. 550 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,429 Fine. So, instead of subtracting two years from your sentence, 551 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,264 hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay? 552 00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:48,432 Give that your best shot. 553 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,560 It wasn't my fault. It was this wonderboy, Hercules. 554 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:56,190 Hercules? Why does that name ring a bell? 555 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:59,109 I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money? 556 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:03,781 - What was that name again? - Hercules. 557 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,950 He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine, 558 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:07,743 but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute. 559 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,786 Wait a minute. 560 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:12,081 Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to... 561 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,208 - Oh, my gods! - Oh, my gods! 562 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,668 Run for it! 563 00:38:15,752 --> 00:38:18,963 So you took care of him, huh? 564 00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,048 Dead as a door nail. 565 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,968 Weren't those your exact words? 566 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:25,928 This might be a different Hercules. 567 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:29,682 Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays! 568 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:33,143 Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, 569 00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,937 and the girls were all named Brittany? 570 00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:39,566 I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, 571 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:46,615 and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods! 572 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,663 Wait. Wait, big guy. 573 00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:55,124 - We can still cut in on his waltzing. - That's right! 574 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:58,377 And-And at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing. 575 00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:00,087 Didn't we? 576 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,590 Hmm. Fortunately for the three of you, 577 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,511 we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight. 578 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:11,056 And this time, no foul-ups. Wow! 579 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:20,357 - Is that all one town? - One town, a million troubles. 580 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:24,695 The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. 581 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,990 If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. 582 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:39,376 Stick with me, kid. This city is a dangerous place. 583 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:43,464 - Look where you're goin', numbskull! - Hey, I'm walkin' here! 584 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:46,133 You see what I mean? I'm tellin' you, wackos. 585 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:49,553 Pitta bread. Pitta bread. Get your pitta bread here. 586 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,521 - Hey, Mack. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 587 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,642 - You wanna buy a sundial? - He's not interested, all right? 588 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:56,769 Come on, kid. 589 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:59,980 The end is coming! Can't you feel it? 590 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:04,318 Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes. We'll ponder that for a while. 591 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,694 Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on. 592 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:08,238 Don't make eye contact. People here are nuts. 593 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:10,491 That's because they live in a city of turmoil. 594 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,617 Trust me, kid. 595 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,994 You're gonna be just what the doctor ordered. 596 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:19,291 It was tragic! We lost everything in the fire. 597 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:22,669 Everything except old Snowball here. 598 00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:26,507 Now, were the fires before or after the earthquake? 599 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,759 They were after the earthquake. I remember. 600 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,260 But before the flood. 601 00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:33,764 Don't even get me started on the crime rate. 602 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:37,434 Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry. 603 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,103 Tell me about it. 604 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,230 It seems like every time I turn around, 605 00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,607 there's some new monster wreaking havoc and I... 606 00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,277 All we need now is a plague of locusts. 607 00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:52,282 That's it! I'm movin' to Sparta! 608 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:53,617 Excuse me. 609 00:40:54,744 --> 00:41:00,374 It, uh... seems to me that what you folks need is a hero. 610 00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,669 Yeah, and who are you? 611 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:10,384 I'm Hercules, and, uh... I happen to be a hero. 612 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,096 - Is that so? - A hero! 613 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,725 - Have you ever saved a town before? - Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but I... 614 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,311 Have you ever reversed a natural disaster? 615 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,814 Well, uh, no. 616 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:27,025 Oh, listen to this. He's just another chariot chaser. 617 00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,278 - This we need. - That's a laugh. 618 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:31,697 - Don't you pea brains get it? - Hmm? 619 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,074 This kid is the genuine article. 620 00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:38,162 Hey, isn't that the goat-man who trained Achilles? 621 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,913 Watch it, pal. 622 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,249 Yeah, you're right. 623 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,835 Hey, uh, nice job on those heels! 624 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,504 Ya missed a spot! 625 00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:49,590 You... I got your heel right here! 626 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,800 I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You... 627 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:55,179 Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil. 628 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:57,139 What are you, crazy? Sheesh. 629 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:03,312 Young man, we need a professional hero, not an amateur. 630 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,857 Well, wait. Stop! 631 00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:16,033 How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance? 632 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,242 You'll get your chance. 633 00:42:17,327 --> 00:42:20,996 You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster. 634 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,164 Please. 635 00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:25,459 Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident! 636 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,711 - Meg? - Speakin' of disasters. 637 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:31,423 Wonderboy! Hercules! Thank goodness! 638 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,966 Wha-Wha-What's wrong? 639 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:36,386 Oh! Outside of town, two little boys. Th-They were playing in the gorge. 640 00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:39,139 Th-There was this rock slide, a terrible rock slide. 641 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,975 - They're trapped! - Kids? Trapped? 642 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,644 Phil, this is great! 643 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,520 You're really choked up about this, aren't ya? 644 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:46,563 Come on! 645 00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:51,401 No, I... You don't under... I, I have this terrible fear of heights! 646 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,034 I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo! 647 00:42:59,118 --> 00:43:01,036 I'm way behind ya, kid. 648 00:43:01,621 --> 00:43:03,497 I got a fur wedgie. 649 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:12,214 - Are you okay? - I'll be fine. 650 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,508 Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery. 651 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,636 - Help! I can't breathe! - Hurry! 652 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,180 - Get us out! - We're suffocating! 653 00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:24,559 Somebody call IX-I-I! 654 00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,270 Easy, fellas. You'll be all right. 655 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,857 - We can't last much longer! - Get us out before we get crushed! 656 00:43:49,711 --> 00:43:51,920 - How you boys doin'? - We're okay now. 657 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:55,632 Jeepers, mister. You're really strong. 658 00:43:55,717 --> 00:43:59,219 Well, try to be a little more careful next time, okay, kids? 659 00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:00,971 We sure will. 660 00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:08,395 A stirring performance, boys. 661 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,314 I was really moved. 662 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,900 "Jeepers, mister"? 663 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:17,195 I was going for innocence. 664 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,491 And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady. 665 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:23,285 What a dish. What a doll. 666 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:26,079 Get outta there, you big lug, while you still can. 667 00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:28,790 Phil, I-I did great. 668 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,001 They even applauded, sort of. 669 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:36,715 Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid, but that ain't applause. 670 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,975 Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil? What do you call that thing? 671 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:48,268 Two words. 672 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,438 Am-scray! 673 00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:58,695 Let's get ready to rumble! 674 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,537 That's it. Dance around! Dance around! 675 00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,749 Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth. Keep going. Come on. Come on. 676 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:14,294 Lead with your left. Lead with your left! Your other left! 677 00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:11,601 Whoa! All right! All right! You're bad! Okay! 678 00:46:11,686 --> 00:46:15,355 See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard. 679 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,149 Kid, kid, kid. 680 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,733 How many horns do ya see? 681 00:46:18,818 --> 00:46:20,569 Six? 682 00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:23,530 Eh, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up. 683 00:46:27,618 --> 00:46:30,620 Guys, guys, relax. 684 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,581 It's only half-time. 685 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:37,669 That doesn't sound good. 686 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:46,928 Definitely not good! 687 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,668 Will you forget the head-slicing thing? 688 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:29,846 I don't think we covered this one in basic training! 689 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,777 My favourite part of the game, 690 00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:48,782 sudden death. 691 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:15,600 Oh. There goes another one. Just like Achilles. 692 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:20,063 Game. 693 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:21,982 Set. 694 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:23,441 Match. 695 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:52,304 Phil, you gotta admit. That was pretty heroic. 696 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:56,933 Ya did it, kid! Ya did it! You won by a landslide! 697 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,646 Hades mad. 698 00:49:04,358 --> 00:49:07,152 Well, what do ya know? 699 00:49:11,198 --> 00:49:15,160 From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong. 700 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:18,663 He was so hot, steam looked cool. 701 00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:20,999 ♪ Oh, yeah 702 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,919 ♪ Bless my soul Herc was on a roll 703 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,964 ♪ Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll 704 00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:30,675 - ♪ What a pro - ♪ Herc could stop a show 705 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,762 ♪ Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO 706 00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:36,640 00:49:53,823 ♪ With oohs and aahs 713 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,660 ♪ And they slapped his face on every vase 714 00:49:56,744 --> 00:50:00,080 ♪ On every "vahse" 715 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,582 ♪ From appearance fees and royalties 716 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:05,251 ♪ Our Herc had cash to burn 717 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,962 ♪ Now nouveau riche and famous 718 00:50:08,047 --> 00:50:11,633 00:50:44,916 ♪ Hercules 731 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,377 ♪ Who's darin' deeds are great theatre? 732 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:49,087 ♪ Hercules 733 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:51,089 - ♪ Isn't he bold? - ♪ No one braver 734 00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:53,216 - ♪ Is he sweet? - ♪ Our favourite flavour 735 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,342 ♪ Hercules 736 00:50:54,427 --> 00:50:55,427 743 00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:11,609 ♪ And the nicest guy. 744 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,403 ♪ Not conceited 745 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,447 - ♪ He was a nothing - ♪ A zero, zero 746 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,490 - ♪ Now he's a honcho - ♪ He's our hero 747 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,702 ♪ He hit the heights at breakneck speed 748 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:23,037 00:56:00,481 You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya? 825 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:04,652 Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere. 826 00:56:04,737 --> 00:56:07,321 You can't give up now. I'm countin' on ya. 827 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,699 I gave this everything I had. 828 00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:14,871 Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all. 829 00:56:14,955 --> 00:56:19,167 And I am tellin' you, and this is the honest-to-Zeus truth, 830 00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:22,253 - you got somethin' I never seen before. - Really? 831 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:26,007 I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine. 832 00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:28,968 There is nothin' you can't do, kid. 833 00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:31,637 It's him! 834 00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:33,639 Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch... 835 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:37,477 - I touched his elbow! Hey, girls! - I got his sweatband! 836 00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,812 Phil, help! 837 00:56:39,897 --> 00:56:42,398 - Okay. Escape plan, beta. - Gotcha. 838 00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:44,901 Hey. Where is he? 839 00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:47,320 There he goes! On the veranda! 840 00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:04,879 Whoa! Let's see. 841 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,423 What could be behind curtain number one? 842 00:57:07,508 --> 00:57:08,758 Meg! 843 00:57:08,842 --> 00:57:11,969 It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed. 844 00:57:12,054 --> 00:57:15,098 Gee, i-i-it's great to see you. 845 00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,808 I-I-I missed you. 846 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:19,352 So this is what heroes do on their days off. 847 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,687 Nah. I'm no hero. 848 00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,107 Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece 849 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:26,692 thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta. 850 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:29,445 I know, it's... it's crazy. 851 00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:31,280 You know, I can't go anywhere without being mobbed. 852 00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:33,616 - I mean... - You sound like you could use a break. 853 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,828 Think your nanny goat would go berserk 854 00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:38,621 if you played hooky this afternoon? 855 00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:40,206 Oh, gee, I-I don't know. 856 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,958 Uh, Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked. 857 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:45,002 Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me. 858 00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:49,382 Out the window, round the dumbbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone. 859 00:57:54,763 --> 00:57:56,973 Wow. What a day. 860 00:57:57,057 --> 00:58:02,520 First, that restaurant by the bay, and then that play, that Oedipus thing. 861 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:05,148 Man! I thought I had problems. 862 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:12,780 - Stop foolin' around! - Yeah. Get the goods, sister. 863 00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:16,367 I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun. 864 00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:20,204 - Yeah. Neither did I. - Thanks, Meg. 865 00:58:21,183 --> 00:58:24,250 Oh. Don't thank me just yet. 866 00:58:25,044 --> 00:58:27,295 - Oh! - Oop. Careful. 867 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:29,463 Sorry. Weak ankles. 868 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:32,967 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better sit down for a while. 869 00:58:34,261 --> 00:58:39,473 So, uh, do you have any problems with things like this? 870 00:58:41,435 --> 00:58:43,144 - Uh... - Weak ankles, I mean. 871 00:58:43,237 --> 00:58:46,063 Oh, uh, no, not really. 872 00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:49,984 No weaknesses whatsoever? 873 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,153 - No trick knee? - Uh... 874 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,489 Ruptured disks? 875 00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:01,621 No. I'm, I'm, I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle.. 876 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:05,124 Wonderboy, you are perfect. 877 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:06,960 Thanks. 878 00:59:08,205 --> 00:59:09,483 Whoops! 879 00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:14,383 It looks better that way. 880 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,802 No, it really does. 881 00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,895 You know, when I was a kid, 882 00:59:25,979 --> 00:59:30,066 I, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else. 883 00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:32,777 You wanted to be petty and dishonest? 884 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:34,028 Everybody's not like that. 885 00:59:34,821 --> 00:59:36,739 Yes, they are. 886 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,616 You're not like that. 887 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,368 How do you know what I'm like? 888 00:59:40,452 --> 00:59:47,458 All I know is you're the most amazing person with weak ankles I've ever met. 889 00:59:51,138 --> 00:59:52,410 Oh! 890 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:58,511 Meg, when I'm with you, I-I don't feel so alone. 891 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:02,265 Sometimes it's better to be alone. 892 01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:03,599 What do you mean? 893 01:00:03,684 --> 01:00:05,768 Nobody can hurt you. 894 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,731 Meg? 895 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,735 I would never, ever hurt you. 896 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:21,033 And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this 897 01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:24,745 before we... 898 01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:29,041 All right! Break it up! Break it up! Party's over! 899 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,961 - I been lookin' all over this town! - Calm down, mutton man. 900 01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,337 It was all my fault. 901 01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:36,257 You're already on my list, sister, so don't make it worse! 902 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,971 And as for you, ya bum, you're gonna go to the stadium 903 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,015 and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life! 904 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:47,393 - Now get on the horse. - Okay, okay. 905 01:00:48,729 --> 01:00:51,355 - I'm sorry. - Ah, he'll get over it. 906 01:00:57,070 --> 01:01:00,156 Move! Move, move, move, move, move! Move! 907 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:10,124 Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it! Keep your goo-goo eyes on the... 908 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:16,505 That's it. Next time, I drive. 909 01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:27,224 Oh, what's the matter with me? 910 01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:30,144 You'd think a girl would learn. 911 01:01:31,063 --> 01:01:35,316 918 01:01:57,798 --> 01:02:02,676 ♪ We know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of 919 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:08,265 ♪ Oh, no chance, no way I won't say it, no, no 920 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:12,061 ♪ You swoon, you sigh Why deny it? 921 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:16,607 ♪ It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love 922 01:02:16,771 --> 01:02:19,717 ♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo Yes-yes-yes 923 01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:23,489 926 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:35,459 ♪ Unless you're dyin' To cry your heart out 927 01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:39,463 ♪ You keep on denying Who you are and how you're feelin' 928 01:02:39,548 --> 01:02:43,426 ♪ Baby, we're not buyin' Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin' 929 01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:47,388 ♪ Face it like a grown-up When you gonna own up that you 930 01:02:47,472 --> 01:02:51,225 - ♪ Got - ♪ Got it bad? 931 01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:55,771 ♪ No chance, no way I won't say it, no, no 932 01:02:55,856 --> 01:02:59,650 - ♪ Give up, but give in - ♪ Check the grin, you're in love 933 01:02:59,734 --> 01:03:03,612 ♪ This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love 934 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:06,449 ♪ You're doing flips Read our lips 935 01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:07,533 ♪ You're in love 936 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:10,077 - ♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo - ♪ You're way off base. I won't say I'm it 937 01:03:10,162 --> 01:03:11,454 ♪ She won't say in love 938 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:15,541 ♪ Get off my case, I won't say it 939 01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:20,045 ♪ Girl, don't be proud It's okay, you're in love 940 01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:27,136 ♪ Oh, at least out loud 941 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,055 ♪ I won't say I'm in 942 01:03:30,932 --> 01:03:35,478 - ♪ Love - ♪ Shoo-doo, shoo-doo, shoo-doo 943 01:03:35,589 --> 01:03:38,334 ♪ Shoo-doo Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 944 01:03:38,501 --> 01:03:40,676 ♪ Ha ♪ 945 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:51,952 Hey, what's the buzz, Meg? 946 01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:55,456 What is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain? 947 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,833 Get yourself another girl. I'm through. 948 01:03:57,918 --> 01:03:59,710 I'm sorry. Do you mind runnin' that by me again? 949 01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,463 I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something. 950 01:04:02,547 --> 01:04:06,675 Then read my lips! Forget it. 951 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:11,263 Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion. 952 01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:16,143 Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? 953 01:04:16,228 --> 01:04:18,187 I own you! 954 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:22,900 - Oh, oh, I got another horn here. - You work for me. 955 01:04:22,984 --> 01:04:25,361 That kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month. 956 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,697 If I say, "Sing," you say, "Hey, name that tune." 957 01:04:28,782 --> 01:04:33,285 If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter," you say... 958 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,454 Medium or well-done. 959 01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:40,042 I knew that dame was trouble. This is gonna break the kid's heart. 960 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:43,212 - I'll work on that. - I'm sorry. You hear that sound? 961 01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:48,133 That's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever. 962 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:51,345 I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him. 963 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:56,141 I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy. 964 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,477 This one is different. He's honest, and he's sweet... 965 01:04:58,562 --> 01:04:59,562 Please! 966 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,397 - He would never do anything to hurt me. - He's a guy! 967 01:05:01,481 --> 01:05:05,693 Besides, O oneness, you can't beat him. 968 01:05:05,777 --> 01:05:09,572 He has no weaknesses. He's gonna... 969 01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:13,742 I think he does, Meg. 970 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:17,162 I truly think he does. 971 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:42,646 Hey, Phil! What happened to you? 972 01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:44,148 Kid, we gotta talk. 973 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:47,901 Oh, Phil I just had the greatest day of my life! 974 01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:50,321 I, I, I can't stop thinking about Meg. 975 01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:52,781 She's something else. 976 01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:56,118 Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya! Will you come down here and listen? 977 01:05:56,202 --> 01:06:01,040 How can I come down there when I'm feeling so up? 978 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:27,816 Gotcha! 979 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:30,235 Ah, very nice! What I'm tryin' to say is... 980 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,863 That if it wasn't for you, I never would have met her. 981 01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:34,782 Oh, I owe you big time, little guy. I do. 982 01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:36,617 Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds? 983 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,328 Rule number 38. Come on, Phil. Keep them up there, huh? 984 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:42,498 - Phil, I got two words for ya, duck! - Listen to me! She's... 985 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:43,999 - A dream come true? - Not exactly. 986 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:46,210 - More beautiful than Aphrodite? - Aside from that! 987 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:50,506 - The most wonderful... - She's a... She's a fraud! 988 01:06:50,590 --> 01:06:53,175 She's been playin' ya for a sap! 989 01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:56,303 - Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around. - I'm not kiddin' around. 990 01:06:56,388 --> 01:06:58,097 - She... - I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to... 991 01:06:58,181 --> 01:06:59,223 Kid, you're missin' the point. 992 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,725 - The point is, I love her. - She don't love you. 993 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:04,019 - You're crazy. - She's nothin' but a two-timin'... 994 01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:06,188 - Stop it! - No-good, lyin', schemin'... 995 01:07:06,272 --> 01:07:07,606 Shut up! 996 01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,778 Phil. I... 997 01:07:13,822 --> 01:07:14,863 Oh, I'm, I'm sorry. 998 01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:18,867 Okay, okay, that's it. You won't face the truth? Fine. 999 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:21,453 Phil, wait. Where you going? 1000 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:25,040 I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here. I'm goin' home. 1001 01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:27,876 Fine! G... 1002 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:30,963 Go! I don't... I don't need you. 1003 01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:36,593 I thought you were gonna be the all-time champ, 1004 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,179 not the all-time chump. 1005 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,810 Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh? 1006 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,773 Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. 1007 01:07:49,858 --> 01:07:51,900 - Hi. How ya doin'? - Uh, not now, okay? 1008 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:54,653 Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? 1009 01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:57,573 See, I've got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. 1010 01:07:57,657 --> 01:07:59,742 And Herc, you little devil you. May I call you Herc? 1011 01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:02,077 You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it, huh? 1012 01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:03,370 You've got the wrong guy. 1013 01:08:03,455 --> 01:08:06,957 Hear me out, ya little... Just hear me out, okay? 1014 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,084 So I would be eternally grateful 1015 01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:12,254 if you would just take a day off from this hero business of yours. 1016 01:08:12,338 --> 01:08:15,466 Jeez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters. You wait a day, okay? 1017 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,760 - You're out of your mind. - Not so fast, because, ya see, 1018 01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:21,221 I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about. 1019 01:08:22,015 --> 01:08:24,057 - Meg! - Don't listen, Herc... 1020 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,604 - Let her go! - Here's the trade-off. 1021 01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:31,774 You give up your strength for about 24 hours, okay? 1022 01:08:31,858 --> 01:08:33,859 Say the next 24 hours. 1023 01:08:33,943 --> 01:08:35,986 And Meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm. 1024 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,238 We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. 1025 01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:39,740 What do ya say? Come on. 1026 01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:42,868 People are gonna get hurt, aren't they? 1027 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:46,497 Nah! I mean, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, you know, it's war. 1028 01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:49,166 But what can I tell ya? Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh? 1029 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,085 Isn't Meg, little smoochy face you, isn't she more important than they are? 1030 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,213 - Stop it! - Isn't she? 1031 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:56,965 You've gotta swear she'll be safe from any harm. 1032 01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,967 Fine, okay. I'll give you that one. 1033 01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:01,720 Meg is safe, otherwise you get your strength right back. 1034 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:05,390 Yadda, yadda. Fine print. Boilerplate. Baboom. Okay? We're done. What d'ya say we shake on it? 1035 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,810 Hey, I really don't have, like, time to bat this around. 1036 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,686 I'm kind of on a schedule here. I got plans for August. Okay? 1037 01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:12,898 I need an answer, like, now. Going once, going twice... 1038 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,400 - All right! - Yes, we're there! Bam! 1039 01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:26,745 You may feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural. 1040 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,747 Maybe you should sit down! 1041 01:09:30,959 --> 01:09:35,045 Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else. 1042 01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:38,090 Isn't it just peachy? 1043 01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,093 Oh! You'll love this. One more thing. 1044 01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,722 Meg, babe, a deal's a deal. You're off the hook. 1045 01:09:46,474 --> 01:09:49,601 And by the way, Herc, is she not a fabulous little actress? 1046 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:51,186 - Stop it. - What do you mean? 1047 01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:55,524 I mean your little chickie-poo here was working for me all the time. 1048 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,610 - Duh. - You're... You're lying! 1049 01:09:59,571 --> 01:10:04,366 - Help! - Jeepers, mister, you're really strong. 1050 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:07,035 Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe. 1051 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:08,453 No! It's... It's not like that. 1052 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:11,415 I didn't mean to... I-I couldn't... I... 1053 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:13,667 I'm so sorry. 1054 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:18,088 Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero! 1055 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,049 Well, gotta blaze. 1056 01:10:21,134 --> 01:10:25,679 There's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me with, hey, my name on it. 1057 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:31,727 So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event! 1058 01:10:44,782 --> 01:10:48,076 Brothers! Titans! 1059 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:51,413 Look at you in your squalid prison! 1060 01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,583 Who put you down there? 1061 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:56,793 Zeus! 1062 01:10:56,878 --> 01:11:03,342 And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do? 1063 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:07,054 - Destroy him! - Good answer. 1064 01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:11,435 Crush Zeus! 1065 01:11:16,147 --> 01:11:19,358 Freeze him! 1066 01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:26,239 Melt Zeus! 1067 01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:32,204 Blow him away! 1068 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,875 Zeus! 1069 01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:40,796 - Uh, guys? - Huh? 1070 01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:43,173 Olympus would be that way. 1071 01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:47,386 - Zeus! - Freeze him! 1072 01:11:48,221 --> 01:11:50,097 - Hold it, bright eye. - Huh? 1073 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:53,225 I have a special job for you, my optic friend. 1074 01:12:00,776 --> 01:12:03,928 - Huh? Huh? - Destroy Zeus! 1075 01:12:04,696 --> 01:12:07,906 Oh, we're in trouble! Oh, big trouble! I gotta... 1076 01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:10,909 My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped, 1077 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:12,995 and they're practically at our gates! 1078 01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:17,165 Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! 1079 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,793 - Go! Go! - Gone, babe. 1080 01:12:23,927 --> 01:12:26,102 Huh? 1081 01:12:29,137 --> 01:12:30,637 Charge! 1082 01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,640 On to battle! 1083 01:12:44,944 --> 01:12:46,987 You windbag! 1084 01:12:48,957 --> 01:12:50,434 Boom, badda-boom! Boom, boom! 1085 01:12:50,857 --> 01:12:51,727 Ha! 1086 01:12:54,954 --> 01:12:58,457 Hercules! 1087 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,710 Where are you? 1088 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,048 What can we do? 1089 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:09,342 - Where is Hercules? - Yeah, Hercules'll save us. 1090 01:13:10,427 --> 01:13:13,388 Hercules! 1091 01:13:13,473 --> 01:13:18,143 Come out! Face me! 1092 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,773 Oh, what are you doing? Without your strength, you'll be killed. 1093 01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:25,400 - Hercules! - There are worse things. 1094 01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:26,735 Run! 1095 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:29,072 Wait! Stop! 1096 01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:33,116 - Hey, look! It's Hercules. - Thank the gods! 1097 01:13:33,201 --> 01:13:36,161 - We're saved! - So... 1098 01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:39,289 You mighty Hercules. 1099 01:13:47,534 --> 01:13:49,742 - Oh! - Oh! 1100 01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:54,262 Easy, horsefeathers. 1101 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:56,765 Stop twitching. 1102 01:13:56,849 --> 01:14:00,060 Listen. Hercules is in trouble. 1103 01:14:00,812 --> 01:14:01,937 We've gotta find Phil. 1104 01:14:02,021 --> 01:14:04,523 He's the only one who can talk some sense into him. 1105 01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:11,446 Get back, blast you! 1106 01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,995 - Ooh! Chihuahua! - Zeus! 1107 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:24,251 Come on! Hurry up! We're shovin' off here! 1108 01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:25,877 Phil! 1109 01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,171 Phil, Hercules needs your help! 1110 01:14:28,256 --> 01:14:30,924 What does he need me for when he's got friends like you? 1111 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:35,554 - He won't listen to me. - Good! He's finally learned something. 1112 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:38,890 Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn't about me. 1113 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:43,270 It's about him. If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die. 1114 01:14:43,396 --> 01:14:45,689 I need more thunderbolts! 1115 01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:48,275 Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. 1116 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,735 Everyone's been captured. I've been captured! 1117 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,779 Hey, hey! Watch the glasses. 1118 01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,997 Zeusy, I'm home! 1119 01:15:02,081 --> 01:15:05,917 Hades. You're behind this! 1120 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:07,919 You are correct, sir! 1121 01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,259 Flea. 1122 01:15:18,806 --> 01:15:21,725 - Hercules! - Phil. 1123 01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,810 Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back. 1124 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:26,980 Come on, you can take this bum. This guy's a pushover. Look at him. 1125 01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:29,107 You were right all along, Phil. 1126 01:15:30,318 --> 01:15:32,194 Dreams are for rookies. 1127 01:15:32,278 --> 01:15:35,530 No, no, no, no, kid. Givin' up is for rookies. 1128 01:15:35,615 --> 01:15:37,657 I came back 'cause I'm not quittin' on ya. 1129 01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:39,951 I'm willing to go the distance. 1130 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:41,786 How 'bout you? 1131 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,542 Me bite off head! 1132 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,632 Whoa, baby! 1133 01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:09,481 Hercules! Look out! 1134 01:16:09,607 --> 01:16:12,400 Meg! No! 1135 01:16:21,369 --> 01:16:23,119 What's happening? 1136 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,666 H-Hades' deal is broken. 1137 01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:31,002 He promised I wouldn't get hurt. 1138 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,505 Meg. 1139 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,383 Why... why... why did ya... 1140 01:16:36,467 --> 01:16:37,759 You didn't have to... 1141 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:43,014 Oh, people always do crazy things when they're in love. 1142 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,184 Oh, Meg. 1143 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:48,353 Meg, I... I... 1144 01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:52,315 Are you always this articulate? 1145 01:16:55,569 --> 01:16:59,447 You... You haven't got much time. You can still stop Hades. 1146 01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:03,076 I'll watch over her, kid. 1147 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,912 You're gonna be all right. 1148 01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:08,206 I promise. 1149 01:17:10,668 --> 01:17:12,544 Let's go, Pegasus! 1150 01:17:15,006 --> 01:17:17,966 Hup, two, three, four. Come on, everybody! 1151 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:20,093 I can't hear you! 1152 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:24,973 I swear to you, Hades, when I get out of this... 1153 01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:27,976 I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy. 1154 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,478 And I think I'm gonna like it here. 1155 01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:33,356 Don't get too comfortable, Hades! 1156 01:17:35,026 --> 01:17:36,484 Hercules! 1157 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:38,903 This ought to even the odds! 1158 01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:44,159 Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man. 1159 01:17:44,243 --> 01:17:45,577 Get them! 1160 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,306 Whoa! Hey! 1161 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:54,461 No! Get him! Not me! Him! 1162 01:17:56,255 --> 01:18:00,759 Follow the fingers! Him! The yutz with the horse. 1163 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:09,476 Thank you, my boy. 1164 01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:14,314 Nice horsey! My intentions were pure! I really was attracted to you. 1165 01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:18,693 Throw! 1166 01:18:18,727 --> 01:18:23,031 Ah! Now watch your old man work! 1167 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:32,916 Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt! 1168 01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:35,460 Whoa! Is my hair out? 1169 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,531 Thanks a ton, Wonderboy. 1170 01:19:04,615 --> 01:19:07,409 But at least I've got one swell consolation prize, 1171 01:19:07,493 --> 01:19:11,246 a friend of yours who's dying to see me. 1172 01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:13,636 Meg. 1173 01:19:40,164 --> 01:19:41,636 Ha! Meg. 1174 01:19:43,164 --> 01:19:44,636 Meg. 1175 01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:53,204 Meg, no. 1176 01:20:13,392 --> 01:20:15,560 Oh, I'm sorry, kid. 1177 01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:21,232 There's some things you just can't change. 1178 01:20:23,777 --> 01:20:25,653 Yes, I can. 1179 01:20:29,450 --> 01:20:31,826 We were so close! 1180 01:20:31,911 --> 01:20:33,411 So close. 1181 01:20:33,496 --> 01:20:35,371 We tripped at the finish line. Why? 1182 01:20:35,456 --> 01:20:39,417 Because our little nut, Meg, has to go all noble. 1183 01:20:43,797 --> 01:20:46,508 - Where's Meg? - Look who's here. 1184 01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:48,801 Wonderboy, you are too much. 1185 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:52,722 - Let her go. - Get a grip. 1186 01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,933 Come here, come here. Let me show you around. 1187 01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:59,437 Hmph. Well, well. It's a small underworld after all. Huh? 1188 01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,482 Meg! 1189 01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:04,359 No, no, no. Mustn't touch. 1190 01:21:04,443 --> 01:21:06,986 You see, Meg's running with a new crowd these days. 1191 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:08,947 And not a very lively one, at that. 1192 01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:14,035 You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place. 1193 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:19,707 Oh, hmph, well. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death. 1194 01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:22,210 - Going once. - Hmm? Is there a downside to this? 1195 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:25,380 - Going twice! - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1196 01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:28,925 You get her out. She goes, you stay. 1197 01:21:31,887 --> 01:21:33,471 Oh, you what slipped my mind? 1198 01:21:33,556 --> 01:21:35,431 You'll be dead before you can get to her. 1199 01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:37,100 That's not a problem, is it? 1200 01:22:03,639 --> 01:22:04,454 Oh! 1201 01:22:05,504 --> 01:22:07,922 What's the matter with these scissors? 1202 01:22:08,007 --> 01:22:10,508 The thread won't cut. 1203 01:22:18,058 --> 01:22:20,768 This is... This is impossible! 1204 01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:23,771 You... You... You can't be alive. You'd have to be a, a... 1205 01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:25,273 - A god? - A god? 1206 01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:33,656 Hercules, stop! You can't do this to me. You can't... 1207 01:22:33,741 --> 01:22:36,034 Fine. Okay. Listen. 1208 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:39,120 Okay. Well, I deserved that. Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk? 1209 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:41,122 Y-Your dad? He's a fun guy, right? 1210 01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,416 So maybe you could put in a word with him, 1211 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,793 and he'd kinda blow this whole thing off, you know? 1212 01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,463 Meg, Meg, talk to him. You know, a little schmooze, uh... 1213 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:56,304 Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! 1214 01:22:57,348 --> 01:22:59,891 He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there. 1215 01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:02,852 - You mean, if he gets outta there. - Taxi! 1216 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:04,896 - If. If is good. - Taxi! 1217 01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:07,231 I don't feel so good. I-I feel a little... 1218 01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:34,676 Wonderboy, what... 1219 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,302 Why did you... 1220 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:40,014 People always do crazy things 1221 01:23:40,099 --> 01:23:41,599 when they're in love. 1222 01:23:50,776 --> 01:23:52,276 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1223 01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:06,749 Three cheers for the mighty Hercules! 1224 01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:09,377 Oh, yeah! Flowers for everybody! Oh! 1225 01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:27,311 Hercules, we're so proud of you. 1226 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:29,731 Mother. 1227 01:24:32,151 --> 01:24:35,570 Fine work, my boy! You've done it! 1228 01:24:35,654 --> 01:24:38,072 You're a true hero. 1229 01:24:38,157 --> 01:24:42,368 You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman. 1230 01:24:42,453 --> 01:24:46,205 For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, 1231 01:24:46,290 --> 01:24:49,250 but by the strength of his heart. 1232 01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:54,255 Now, at last, my son, 1233 01:24:54,923 --> 01:24:57,633 you can come home. 1234 01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:15,318 Congratulations, Wonderboy. You'll make one heck of a god. 1235 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:27,747 Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of. 1236 01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:30,041 But... 1237 01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:36,756 A life without Meg, even an immortal life, 1238 01:25:37,049 --> 01:25:39,884 would be empty. 1239 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:42,762 I... 1240 01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:46,641 I wish to stay on Earth with her. 1241 01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:49,101 I finally know where I belong. 1242 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:05,201 Hit it, ladies! 1243 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:10,540 1248 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:30,810 - ♪ He's a hero who can please the crowd - ♪ A star is born 1249 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:35,064 ♪ Come on, everybody shout out loud A star is born 1250 01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:39,402 ♪ Just remember in the darkest hour within your heart's the power 1251 01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:43,072 ♪ For makin' you a hero, too 1252 01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:46,534