1 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:16,841 ♪ Moje riječi su lijene ♪ ♪ Moje misli su mutne ♪ 2 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:20,106 ♪ Ali ovo je jedna stvar ♪ ♪ Siguran sam u ♪ 3 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:23,718 ♪ Svima treba ♪ ♪ Najbolji prijatelj ♪ 4 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,113 ♪ Sretan sam što sam tvoj ♪ 5 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:34,164 Oh, da. I kada Ice Cube udari Deeba. 6 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:37,080 A onda Smokey kaže: "Imaš jebeno nokautirao, čovječe." 7 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:38,428 Ne, ne, ne, ne. Zapravo, više je bilo kao, 8 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,127 „Pokucali ste odjebi, čovječe!" 9 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,518 Oh, da. Ne, to je više kao, 10 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:43,347 „Pokucali ste odjebi, čovječe! 11 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:46,481 Sredina 90-ih zaista jesu zlatno doba komedije. 12 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:48,918 Da. Crnci su tako cool. 13 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:50,180 Hej! Pazi. 14 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,356 Žao mi je što večera kasni. 15 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:54,489 Ponestalo nam je kečapa, 16 00:00:54,706 --> 00:00:57,144 pa sam morao da idem šest različitih komšija 17 00:00:57,361 --> 00:01:00,408 prije nego što sam konačno našao dovoljno da pokrije mesnu štrucu. 18 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:01,799 Meatloaf opet? 19 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,280 Upravo smo jeli mesnu štrucu prije dva dana. 20 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:04,889 ne bih ovo uradio, 21 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,413 ali Ice Cube bi te nazvao kučka upravo sada. 22 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:09,330 Žao mi je. Mislio sam da ti se svidja moja mesna štruca. 23 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:12,115 Isuse Hriste! Šta dođavola nije u redu sa vama momci? 24 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:13,985 Susan sprema veceru za četiri osobe 25 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,204 i medved svake noci, 26 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,901 a ti nikad cak reci hvala. 27 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:19,035 Samo sjedite i žalite se. 28 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:21,385 Zakunite se Bogom, jeste nula zahvalnosti za nju. 29 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,126 U redu je, Blaire. 30 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,302 Svi bi trebali šta vole. 31 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:27,129 Šta želite umjesto toga? 32 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,218 Oh, možemo li doručkovati za veceru? 33 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:29,654 Nema šanse. 34 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:30,786 - Au. - Zašto ne? 35 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:32,396 Jesti jaja posle podneva je gej. 36 00:01:32,614 --> 00:01:34,484 Koji kurac o čemu govoriš? 37 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:35,356 Razmisli o tome. 38 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:36,748 Gejevi su budni cijelu noć 39 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:37,749 radeći stvari jedno drugom, 40 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:38,794 i propuštaju doručak. 41 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:40,274 Tako su izmislili marendu. 42 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:41,839 Sastaju se oko 11, 43 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,146 imaju njihova mala voćna pića, 44 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:44,494 pričaju o frizurama 45 00:01:44,495 --> 00:01:45,888 i losione i šta god jebote. 46 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,672 I do trenutka kada počnu jedu njihov doručak, 47 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:49,065 posle podne je. 48 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:50,240 To je zapravo čvrsta teorija. 49 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:51,415 Da, nemam beleške. 50 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,156 Dakle, tačno vreme prekida 51 00:01:53,374 --> 00:01:55,462 jer kada jaja postanu gej je 11 sati? 52 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,160 Je li to teorija? - Da. 53 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:58,334 Oh, zato McDonald's 54 00:01:58,335 --> 00:01:59,554 prestaje da služi doručak u 11. 55 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:01,077 U redu. Oni ne žele guys banging 56 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:02,338 jedno drugom u kupatilu. 57 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,645 Prilično sam siguran da će se to ipak dogoditi. 58 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,212 - Oh, draga. - Šta? 59 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:08,171 Stavila sam dva jaja u mesnoj štruci za strukturu. 60 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,478 Ne, ne, ne. Jaja u stvari su u redu, 61 00:02:10,695 --> 00:02:12,175 ali sami, gej. 62 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,786 Ne želim da rizikujem. 63 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:17,572 Johnny je kod veoma upečatljivo doba. 64 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,182 Hej, tata, šta se dešava 65 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,184 ako slučajno jedete jaje posle podne? 66 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,794 Moraš ga juriti sa direktnom hranom. 67 00:02:23,012 --> 00:02:24,840 - Kao šta? - Gulaš. 68 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,320 o moj bože, 69 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,800 Pojeo sam jaje noću Odlučio sam da volim devojke. 70 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:31,194 - Vidiš? - Ali pojeo sam samo pola. 71 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:34,066 - Zato idem u oba smera. - Tamo. 72 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,547 Nisu mogli dobiti gulaš u meni dovoljno brzo. 73 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:39,289 Hej, nije tvoja greška, Blaire. 74 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:58,090 Teddy, vidi, to je Sheila Borgwardt. 75 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,875 Jebi ga! Mora biti najzgodniji diler droge 76 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:01,268 na planeti. 77 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:03,270 Hej, znaš, Upravo sam nešto shvatio. 78 00:03:03,487 --> 00:03:04,749 - Šta? - Nisam je video 79 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,272 od kada sam napunio 18 godina. 80 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,230 Sada sam odrasla osoba. 81 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,058 I odrasli kupuju drogu. 82 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,103 To je glavna stvar oni to rade. Da. 83 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:12,975 ja, John Bennett, 84 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,325 idem da kupim drogu od Sheile Borgwardt. 85 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,371 Kako izgledam? - Nije bitno. 86 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,288 Hej, Sheila. 87 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:25,074 - Hej. - Ja sam John... Bennett. 88 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,555 Upoznali smo se prošle godine, sećaš se? 89 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,252 Hm, moguće. 90 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:33,561 Moj, uh... moj proliv je nestao. 91 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:35,911 - Oh. - Da. 92 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,565 Sada je sve normalno. 93 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,741 Mislim, svako toliko ću dobiti bum taco ili bilo šta drugo, 94 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,132 i nešto će se desiti 95 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,744 ali uglavnom, Bio sam solidan. 96 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,182 Sheila. Zdravo, Ted. I mi smo se upoznali. 97 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,532 Slušaj, John ima nedavno postao muškarac. 98 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:52,580 Ne na seksualni način, očigledno, ali na biološki način. 99 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:55,104 I želio bi kupiti malo marihuane od tebe. 100 00:03:55,409 --> 00:03:58,150 Uh... naravno. 101 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,455 Koliko želiš? 102 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,892 Sranje. Stvarno? 103 00:04:01,110 --> 00:04:02,851 Oh, čoveče. Biti odrasla osoba je prava stvar. 104 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,027 Dobio sam novac za rođendan od Nana i Pop-Pop. 105 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,290 I želim da potrošim sve. 200 dolara. 106 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,118 - Dvesta? - Da. 107 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,554 U redu. 108 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:20,260 Evo četvrt funte. Hvala. 109 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:21,870 Sranje. 110 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,873 To je Chris Tucker količina korova. 111 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:27,310 To je jebeno prelepo. 112 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:28,442 Sheila... 113 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:30,444 hvala što si mi prvi put. 114 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,663 Molim te ne govori to. 115 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:35,797 Ne znam zašto sam te lagao. Imao sam dijareju. 116 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:37,320 U redu. 117 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:38,626 I to u roku od sat vremena. 118 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,410 Uživajte u svom buzzu. 119 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,896 Nikad nećeš biti nevina. 120 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:53,336 Ne mislim, nikad ne razmišljam 121 00:04:53,554 --> 00:04:55,642 Bio sam ovako visoko ranije. 122 00:04:55,643 --> 00:04:57,427 Da li sada imam ljudska stopala? 123 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:59,647 Osećam se kao da imam ljudska stopala. 124 00:04:59,864 --> 00:05:01,344 Oh, ne. 125 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:02,953 Kako se osjećaju ljudska stopala? 126 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:05,000 Oh, to je dobro pitanje. Hajde da pitamo nekoga. 127 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,437 Hej, momci. 128 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,092 Mama, šta radiš ovde? 129 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,180 Pokaži mi svoja stopala. 130 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,877 Tako je divan dan. 131 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,444 Mislio sam umjesto vas djeco autobusom, 132 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,404 mogli bismo otići u tržni centar i mogao bih te dobiti 133 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:20,232 neki maturski donji veš. 134 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:23,366 Donje rublje? Ide preko tvoje guzice. 135 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:25,977 A možda i kasnije, možemo otići u Sears 136 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:27,849 i napravimo naše portrete. 137 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,677 Pokaži mi svoja jebena stopala! 138 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,422 Dakle, Džoni, Razmišljao sam o toj vrsti 139 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,989 donjeg veša koji treba da nabavite. 140 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:41,384 I vjerujem da je donji veš za dječake trebalo bi da odgovara ocu. 141 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,603 Ali onda sam se molio o tome. 142 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,867 I ako želiš probati nešto drugačije, 143 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,695 Mislim da bi bilo u redu. 144 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:50,959 Jebi ga, tako si mekan. 145 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:53,657 Jesi li oduvijek bio ovako mekan? 146 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,007 Da. ja sam jebeni plišani medo, brate. 147 00:05:56,704 --> 00:06:00,360 Oh, ja sam jebeni medo. 148 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:01,535 sta je to bilo? 149 00:06:02,318 --> 00:06:04,276 Oh, moj Bože! Jesmo li u plamenu? 150 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:08,411 Uh, u redu je momci. To je samo policajac. 151 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,021 Jebi ga! Imamo svu ovu travu. 152 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,327 Možda nije policajac. Možda je striptizeta. 153 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:13,590 Oh, da. 154 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:15,462 Jer ponekad oblače se kao policajci. 155 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:17,464 Ako kaže da jesi pravo da ostane seksi, 156 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,030 mi smo na čistom. 157 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,701 Dobar dan, gospođo. 158 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,615 Mogu li vidjeti vašu dozvolu i registracija? 159 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,444 Dodirni mu kurac i vidi kako će reagovati. 160 00:06:41,662 --> 00:06:42,619 Oh, naravno. 161 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,317 Nešto nije u redu, policajče? 162 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:46,971 Vi ste svesni toga ti se ugasilo lijevo svjetlo kočnice? 163 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:49,452 Oh, draga. 164 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:52,368 Moj muž se obično brine od ovih stvari, 165 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,762 ali je imao čvrsti urin. 166 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:57,155 Hej, ako si policajac, morate nam reći. 167 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,462 - Izvinite? - Da, znam naša prava. 168 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,464 I nemaš pravo da pretražim ovaj auto 169 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:04,380 ili ovaj džep ovog ranca bez naloga. 170 00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:06,163 Pa, nije uopšte sumnjivo. 171 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:08,036 Da, pa, mogao bih reći ista stvar o tebi 172 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:09,864 zaustavljanje porodica koja poštuje zakon 173 00:07:10,081 --> 00:07:11,561 na putu kupiti čisto donje rublje 174 00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:13,694 apsolutno bez droge bilo koje vrste bilo gde 175 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,521 u automobilu ili na njihovim licima. 176 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,175 Ok, svi izađite automobila. 177 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,090 Jebi ga. 178 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:29,753 Mama, moram ti nešto reći. 179 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,494 Šta je, dušo? 180 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,061 držim. 181 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:36,107 Oh. Pa, pokušaj da ga zadržiš dokle god možeš. 182 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:37,761 I onda mogu da te odvedem u ženski toalet 183 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:38,892 kada stignemo u tržni centar 184 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:40,547 tako da možete raditi svoj doo-doos. 185 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,635 Ne, mama, imam marihuanu u mom rancu. 186 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,246 Kupio sam ga posle škole. 187 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,378 - Šta? - znam, 188 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,598 Znam, glup sam, i žao mi je. 189 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:51,427 Oh, Johnny... 190 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,560 sada imaš 18 godina. 191 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,214 Možeš uzeti stolicu. 192 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:57,651 Šta imamo ovde? 193 00:07:58,565 --> 00:07:59,609 Čije je ovo? 194 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,525 - To je... - Moje. 195 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,527 Moje je. 196 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:06,007 - Šta? - Tvoja? 197 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:08,444 Ja sam zakačen na smeću, policajče! 198 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:09,488 Mama, šta to radiš? 199 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,448 Jedem ga i pucam, 200 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,624 i ja to shvatam na sve načine. 201 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:18,280 I još od Woodstocka, gde sam naučio. 202 00:08:18,628 --> 00:08:19,716 Jebeni hipiji. 203 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,631 Okreni se. 204 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,591 Hej, znam njena prava! 205 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:26,941 Oh, da? šta su oni? 206 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,159 Jebi ga. 207 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:36,298 Momci, ima ih hitni ziti u zamrzivaču, 208 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,952 i Stouffer's u podrumu. 209 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:38,953 Pazi na glavu. 210 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,012 - Uzeo je mamu. - Uzeo nam je travu! 211 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:58,581 A-i on... I uzeo je Susan takođe. Oh! 212 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,018 Oh, ne! 213 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,760 Ne možete to učiniti Bretu Hartu, 214 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,589 ti veliki, debeli strance! 215 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,855 Gdje si dovraga bio? Gdje ti je majka? 216 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,030 Matty... 217 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,164 hajde da razgovaramo. 218 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,514 Koji kurac?! 219 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,430 Trči, Džoni! Ostani ziv! 220 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,606 bez obzira šta se desi, Naći ću te. 221 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:24,868 Vraćaj se ovamo! 222 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,435 Oh, bože. 223 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,133 Ah, jebote! 224 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:33,094 Jebeni glupi moron! Kopile! 225 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,661 Hej, hej, hej! Šta se dođavola dešava ovde? 226 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,620 Ova dva budala uhvaćen sa drogom 227 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,622 i pusti Susan hapsite zbog toga! 228 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:40,928 sta? 229 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:44,148 - Je li to istina? - Da. 230 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:45,715 Glupi jebeni moroni! 231 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:46,934 Kopile! 232 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,333 Odmah se vraćam. 233 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,728 Ostani ovde i piši tvoje priznanje, seronjo. 234 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,691 - Ne mogu to da uradim. - Zašto ne? 235 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,737 Bojim se, Blaire. Ne mogu u zatvor. 236 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,129 Oh, ali ti si sasvim dobro 237 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,871 sa tvojom majkom na tvom mjestu? 238 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,568 Kunem se Bogom, to je tačno 239 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:13,700 o čemu sam pričao sinoć 240 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,136 na jebenim steroidima. 241 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,746 Susan radi sve za ovu porodicu, 242 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,182 i niko ikada radi sranja za nju. 243 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,836 Pa, pogledaj ovo lice, Blaire. 244 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,969 Pogledaj mu usta. Tako je mladalački. 245 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,536 Ako ode u zatvor, biće puna kurčeva. 246 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,669 A kako usta pun kuraca pomoći Susan? 247 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:27,714 Oh, jebite se. 248 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,198 Usta puna kuraca? 249 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,722 Preterivao sam zbog efekta. 250 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,680 Verovatno će biti samo jedan ili dva kurca... 251 00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:40,422 ali oni će biti veliki, Johnny. 252 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:42,859 Da, hoće. 253 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:55,741 Hej. Kako si? 254 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,745 Oh. Dobro sam, Matty. 255 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,791 Je li ti Johnny rekao gdje pronaći ziti? 256 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:03,531 Ne brini jebote. 257 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,751 Džoni će priznati, i doći ćeš kući do večeras. 258 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,798 ne, Matty, ne teraj ga da to uradi. 259 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,713 To je bio moj izbor. 260 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:11,714 sta? 261 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,803 Johnny sada ima 18 godina. 262 00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,719 On tek počinje svoj život. 263 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,982 Ovo bi moglo uništiti njegovu budućnost. 264 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,463 Moglo bi ga zadržati od odlaska na koledž. 265 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,814 To bi ga moglo ohrabriti da se pridružim breakdance bandi. 266 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,729 Ali to su bile njegove droge. 267 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,252 Mora se naučiti odgovornosti. 268 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,689 Ne ovako. 269 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,779 Obećaj mi da ga nećeš naterati. 270 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,302 Susan. 271 00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,349 U redu. 272 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,830 Osim toga, to mi je prvi prekršaj. 273 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,920 Siguran sam da će mi biti laki. 274 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,923 Osuđujem te na 20 godina u državnom zatvoru. 275 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,621 Sledeći slučaj. 276 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:53,364 Commonwealth of Massachusetts protiv Susan Bennett. 277 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,844 Posjedovanje marihuane. 278 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,759 - Dun-dun! - Prestani to da radiš. 279 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,413 To je sudnica, Blaire, Moram. 280 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,807 To je zakon. I red. 281 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:01,808 Dun-dun! 282 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:02,896 Jebi ga! 283 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,333 Dun-dun. 284 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,770 gđo Bennett, naplaćeni ste 285 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:08,815 sa posjedovanjem marihuane. 286 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:09,903 Kako se izjašnjavate? 287 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,688 Ne mogu da lažem, Vaša Visosti, 288 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,126 Izjašnjavam se... krivim. 289 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,912 Pa, hvala ti za tvoju iskrenost. 290 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,785 Pošto ti je ovo prvi prekršaj i izgleda da si fina dama, 291 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,352 Biću popustljiv. 292 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,181 Osuđujem te na deset dana u okružnom zatvoru. 293 00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:28,659 - Deset dana? - Koji kurac? 294 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,097 - Isuse Hriste! - Sud je prekinut. 295 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,317 Dun-dun! 296 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:34,797 Ah, sviđaš mi se! 297 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,794 Ko si ti jebote? 298 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,709 Zdravo. Ja sam Susan Bennett. 299 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,711 Ja sam tvoj novi cimer. 300 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,632 Ovo je lijepo mjesto imate ovde. 301 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,720 kako se zoveš? 302 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,069 Bitch Killer. 303 00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,334 Oh, dobro. Rimuje se sa Mitchom Millerom. 304 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,989 jebote? Zašto si ovde? 305 00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:38,120 Oh, uradio sam veoma lošu stvar. 306 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,993 Jesi li ubio kučku? ili nešto? 307 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,083 - Brak-wana. - Ne seri. 308 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,998 Oh, ne. Nikakve. 309 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,564 Zašto si ovde? 310 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,349 jer jebeni sistem korumpiran. 311 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,307 Ne radim ništa. Ja sam nevin. 312 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,310 Oh, ne. 313 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,269 Jesi li nešto rekao? bilo kome? 314 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,184 Trebali bismo ih obavijestiti. 315 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,490 Čuvaru, ova žena je nevina. 316 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:00,621 - Umukni, jebo te... - Straža! 317 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,058 I gledaj svoja posla. 318 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,407 Mi nismo prijatelji. 319 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,322 Mi nismo prijatelji. 320 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,109 Ali kladim se u komad od tosta sa cimetom bićemo. 321 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,547 Da li mi prijetiš? 322 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,288 Ja sam Cornholio. 323 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,985 Hajde, Beavis, sedi. 324 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,771 Koji kurac se dešava ovde? 325 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,077 Samo gledamo TV. 326 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,340 Vas dvoje ne gledate sranja. 327 00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,951 Ako ti je majka u zatvoru, ti si u zatvoru. 328 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,344 - Šta to znači? - To znači 329 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,043 vi ćete čistiti prokleta kuća. 330 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,870 ti ćeš oprati veš, uradićeš 331 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,047 jebeno posuđe, a ti si skuvaću sva jela. 332 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,438 Zato se spremi za jebeni pakao. 333 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,267 Nije li to samo Suzanina dnevna rutina? 334 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,878 Prokleto si u pravu. 335 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,097 I to im je kazna. Zato počnite. 336 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,446 U redu. 337 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,447 U redu. Imamo ovo. 338 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:46,363 To je pospremanje. Koliko teško može biti? 339 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,887 Da. Da, čak i ime zvuči kao igra. 340 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,366 Housekeepin'. 341 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,717 Vi idioti nemate pojma o čemu pričaš. 342 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,371 Oh, da? Pazi ovo. 343 00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,463 Vidite to? Samo sam čuvao kuću. 344 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,682 Ja sam spremačica. 345 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,725 Da, i pogledaj me. 346 00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,076 Ja sam jebeni Betty Crocker. 347 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,905 Znaš šta? Ispravljen sam. 348 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,080 Vi momci imate ovo. 349 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,690 Sretno. 350 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,126 U redu, očistit ću te, onda me prašiš. 351 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,085 U redu. 352 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,710 Mogu li vam se pridružiti dame? 353 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:36,979 Ja sam Susan. Spavam sa gđicom Killer. 354 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:38,981 kako se zovete? 355 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,113 Pojedi kurac. 356 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,331 A ti? 357 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,767 Ja sam FedEx. 358 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,205 To je šezdeset devet. To je Gungina. 359 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,642 Muškarci umiru ako dobiju u mom nišanu. 360 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,950 Oh, ovo su tako zanimljiva imena. 361 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,126 Zašto vas zovu FedEx? 362 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,215 Jer mogu da ti donesem bilo šta u roku od 24 sata. 363 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,389 Oh. 364 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,782 Sve dok mi stane u dupe. 365 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,045 Oh. 366 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,308 sta si ti dame pričaju? 367 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:02,873 Jebena hrana ovdje. 368 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,702 Ne bih hranio ovo sranje mom jebenom psu. 369 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,270 Jednom sam poznavao psa koji je voleo supu. 370 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:10,882 Zar to nije glupo? 371 00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:13,537 On je pripadao našim komšijama, 372 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,626 a on je bio takav sladak, slatki dečko. 373 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,411 Ali onda je napao dete, 374 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,239 i morali su da stave brnjicu na njemu. 375 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,328 Ali onda je žvakao kroz tu njušku 376 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,156 i napao drugo dete. 377 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,159 A onda je crkva imala da ga premjestite na drugo područje. 378 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,336 Oh, ne, čekaj, to je bio otac O'Brien. 379 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:34,428 Šezdeset devet. Šta to ime znači? 380 00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:37,779 Slušaj, ho, ako i ti pričaš mnogo toga ovde, posecate se. 381 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,303 pa da sam na tvom mestu, Začepio bih svoja jebena usta. 382 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,660 Ne razumijem. 383 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,358 Sva ova sranja, i nekako sve što smo napravili 384 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,707 bilo jedno kuvano jaje. 385 00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:54,187 Čak ni ne znam ako je dobro. 386 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,059 Čekaj. Prošlo je podne. To je gej jaje. 387 00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,669 Sranje. 388 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,063 sad razmišljam o Johnu Stamosu koji gura 389 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,759 kosilica bez majice. 390 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,501 Koji kurac da li vi idioti radite tamo? 391 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,460 Gdje je večera? - Skoro je spreman. 392 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,505 U redu, moramo razmisliti nečega. 393 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,029 Mama normalno ide u radnju u subotu, 394 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,159 tako da ovde nema mnogo toga. 395 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,509 Ok, uh, imamo Slim Jimsa, 396 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,294 beli hleb, seckani sir, 397 00:17:14,511 --> 00:17:15,903 i govana tona začina. 398 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,166 Imam ideju. 399 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:22,780 U redu. 400 00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,348 Gurmanski hot dogovi. 401 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,396 Šta je ovo dođavola? 402 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,527 Kako to misliš? Večera je. 403 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,312 Ova gomila govana je večera? 404 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,749 Mi to zovemo frankdalje. 405 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:38,057 Uzeli smo hot dog u radikalne '90-e. 406 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,319 Vau! 407 00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,798 Surfanje je počelo. 408 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,237 sta? Ne jedem to sranje. 409 00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:45,499 Nevjerovatno. 410 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:46,673 Robujemo tamo, 411 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,241 spremamo vam ukusan obrok, 412 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,852 spustimo ga na pod, pokupi ga i isperi, 413 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,506 i ovo je zahvalnost koju dobijamo. 414 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,986 Znaš, znao sam vas dvoje biste ovo zajebali. 415 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,683 Jebi ga. 416 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,208 ići ću u prodavnicu, i uradiću to sam. 417 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,257 Mogu li dobiti malo prokleta pomoć ovdje? 418 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,391 gdje je jebote večera? 419 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,135 Ova kutija ima sliku onoga što želim. 420 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,011 Hej, hej, hej! 421 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:21,751 Ah, jebote! 422 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,276 Ovo je jebeno sranje! 423 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,756 - Šta se dešava? - Iznenadna inspekcija. 424 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:29,020 drkadžijo! Moj krevet je u neredu. 425 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,325 Opet ću biti napisan 426 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,588 i izgubim moje privilegije akvarela. 427 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,460 Bitch Killer, ulazi ovamo! 428 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,505 Sranje! 429 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:42,033 Ovo je najčistiji krevet ikada sam vidio. 430 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,297 koji kurac? 431 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:45,559 kakav je to miris? 432 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,126 To je potpuri. 433 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,346 Napravila sam ga sa suvim cvećem od spomen obilježja 434 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,306 za onu damu koja je izbodena pod tušem pre neki dan. 435 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,872 Pa, to je divno. 436 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,701 Čestitam, Ubico kučke. 437 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,703 Jednom ste prošli inspekciju. 438 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,663 Ali imam na oku tebe. 439 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,059 Ti si ovo uradio? 440 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,060 Da. 441 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:10,539 Zašto? 442 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,803 Oh, tako sam navikla da pokupim Džonijevu sobu. 443 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,327 Bilo je lako. 444 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:15,763 Također... 445 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,594 Napravio sam ti papuče van maxi jastučića. 446 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,639 Kako si znao moju veličinu? 447 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,424 Papuče ili maksi jastučići? 448 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,860 Dobro pazim. 449 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:29,037 Oh, ne znam šta to znači. 450 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,740 Porodična svađa! 451 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,179 Teddy, sušilica je gotova. 452 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,964 Richard Dawson! 453 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,184 Teddy? 454 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,368 Isuse Hriste! 455 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:56,542 Teddy, šta se dogodilo? 456 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:57,761 Sljedeći put kad počneš tu stvar, 457 00:19:57,979 --> 00:19:59,241 jebeno pokucaj prvi. 458 00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,025 Hej, šta se dođavola dešava 459 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,375 sa vešom, a? 460 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,028 Sve što imam je premalo, 461 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,378 i ne mogu da nađem donji veš. 462 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:06,640 Oh, da. Izbacili smo ih. 463 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,207 sta? Zašto? 464 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,946 Jer su bili pokriveni u tragovima klizanja. 465 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,428 Pa, ja ne mogu na posao bez donjeg veša. 466 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,691 Momci će propasti moji jebeni kotleti ceo dan. 467 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,477 Kako, kako će znati ne nosiš donji veš? 468 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:18,781 Ne pravi se glup. 469 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,001 Pa, šta želiš da uradimo? 470 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,698 Idi ih iskopaj jebenog smeća 471 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,396 i stavi malo Wite-Outa na njih. 472 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,702 Idi! - Prokletstvo! 473 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,877 Mi smo na tome. Jebeno idemo! 474 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:42,719 Zdravo, dame. 475 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:44,591 Koji kurac radiš tamo pozadi? 476 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:46,810 Pa, rekao si nije ti se svidela hrana. 477 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:48,290 Pa sam razgovarao sa upravnikom, 478 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,769 Dao sam nekoliko prijedloga, 479 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,425 i ona me je stavila zadužena za kuhinju. 480 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,730 Je li to mesna štruca? 481 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,776 Da. Želite li probati? 482 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,652 o moj bože, to je jebeno super. 483 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:05,264 To me podsjeća od zatvorske mesne štruce moje majke. 484 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,962 Koristio sam golubija jaja... i neki golub, 485 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,443 ali mislim da je ispalo u redu. 486 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:11,617 Hej. 487 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,707 Koji kurac želiš, Half Foot? 488 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:17,493 Half Foot? Kako slatko ime. 489 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,495 Je li to zato što si niska? 490 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:21,280 Nije da je bilo kakav tvog jebenog posla, 491 00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,628 ali da. 492 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:23,717 I zato što sam izgubio pola mog stopala 493 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:24,544 u borbi lopatom. 494 00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,459 Oh, draga. 495 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:29,636 Pa, barem nemaš da skratite nokte na nogama. 496 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:31,115 Nije ta polovina stopala. 497 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,420 Oh. 498 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,336 Bila sam kuhinjska kučka do juče. 499 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:35,902 Ukrao si mi jebeni posao. 500 00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,470 Spustili su me u jebenom vešu. 501 00:21:37,687 --> 00:21:38,861 Oh, žao mi je. 502 00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:41,474 Nisam mislio uzeti bilo čiji posao. 503 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,476 Samo sam pokušavao da bi hrana bila bolja. 504 00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:46,217 Oh, znači moja hrana je bila sranje? Da li to govoriš? 505 00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:49,438 Ti si mrtav. 506 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,488 Šezdeset devet? 507 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,620 Dobro bi mi došao zagrljaj. 508 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,848 Zašto jebote imam znati čitati? 509 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,239 Moja mama nije znala da čita, 510 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,503 i napravila banku od davanja glave. 511 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,332 Au, čitanje je divno za tvoju glavu. 512 00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,725 I nije teško da uopšte učim. 513 00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:18,946 Sad sam ovo pozajmio iz zatvorske biblioteke. 514 00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:21,035 Veoma gladna gusjenica. 515 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,516 Mislite da ste bili nevaljali? 516 00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:25,996 Čekaj da vidiš šta namerava. 517 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,868 Jebote, je li sve ovo sranje? 518 00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:29,739 Oh, zdravo, Half Foot. 519 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:32,873 Upravo sam predavao Gunginu kako čitati. 520 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,310 Želiš li me? da i tebe naučim da čitaš? 521 00:22:35,484 --> 00:22:37,704 sta? Prvo kradeš moj jebeni posao, 522 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,488 sad me zoveš jebeno nepismen? 523 00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:42,709 Kako želite pola noga u dupetu? 524 00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:44,363 Postoji li problem ovdje? 525 00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:47,409 Ne. Nema problema. 526 00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:50,107 Vidimo se, Susan. 527 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,805 U redu. 528 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,589 Zbogom. 529 00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:56,505 Oh! Izvinite, čuvaru? 530 00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:57,679 sta? 531 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,726 Kakvi su planovi za Uskrs? 532 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:02,729 - Uskrs? - Pa, to je ove nedelje. 533 00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:04,948 Zamišljam upravnika obezbeđivanje korpa, 534 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:08,604 ali s kim da razgovaram oko dobijanja 700 obojenih jaja? 535 00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:11,738 Ovo je zatvor. Nema planova za Uskrs. 536 00:23:11,955 --> 00:23:13,870 Ali to je Isusov veliki dan. 537 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,960 Kako će znati da nam je stalo ako ne sakrijemo jaja? 538 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,398 Nije moj problem. 539 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:25,882 Oh, Gungina, nije čemu služe te rupe. 540 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:34,761 Prokletstvo. Kako se ovo dogodilo tako brzo? 541 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:38,068 Čovječe, ovo je, uh... Koristite li ovu čarapu za, uh... 542 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:40,767 - Vodenje ljubavi. Da. - Da. 543 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,769 Da, obično se pere prije nego što postane tako. 544 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,990 Pa, valjda bi trebali promenite posteljinu. 545 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,078 Da. 546 00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,091 Bilo šta drugo pokriveno u sušenoj spermi 547 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:02,789 za koje treba da znam? 548 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:08,055 pa sam rekao, "Oh, da, drkadžijo?" 549 00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:11,058 i odsjekao sam mu pola kuraca. 550 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:13,060 - Oh. - Koja polovina? 551 00:24:13,277 --> 00:24:15,062 Lijeva polovina. 552 00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:18,892 Šta se smeješ? 553 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:21,111 Jesam li to ja? 554 00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:24,985 Je li to moje tijelo? Da li se smeješ mom telu? 555 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:28,118 Oladi, krekeru. Ovo nije nemam nikakve veze sa tobom. 556 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,512 Kako si me upravo nazvao, zatvoreniče? 557 00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:33,863 tražiš nevolje, Bitch Killer? 558 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,344 Izvinite. Mogu li nešto reći? 559 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:41,349 Mislim da niste dame shvati koliko je teško 560 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,307 posao ima gđa Guard. 561 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,004 Jesi li na njenoj jebenoj strani? 562 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:48,225 Pa, video sam na 60 minuta koje imaju zatvorski čuvari 563 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,010 veoma, veoma težak posao. 564 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,882 Stavili su svoje živote u opasnosti svaki dan. 565 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:56,233 Samo prave oko 24.000 dolara godišnje. 566 00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,497 Osim toga, moraju kupiti sopstveni pištolj, 567 00:24:58,671 --> 00:25:01,325 koje mnogi od njih koriste da se ubiju. 568 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,718 Ili naši supružnici. 569 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,068 Oni su pravi ljudi, baš kao i mi. 570 00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:06,853 Hvala ti, Susan. 571 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,331 To mnogo znači. 572 00:25:08,332 --> 00:25:11,422 I mislim da jesi divno tijelo. 573 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,209 Moram da pozovem majku. 574 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,091 Michael, jesi li siguran znaš šta radiš? 575 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:39,232 Je li to tvoj svadbeni smoking? 576 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:40,843 To je jedina stvar to je cisto. 577 00:25:41,452 --> 00:25:42,758 Aah. 578 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:44,151 Ah, od čega je to lokva? 579 00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:45,718 Ne želiš da znaš. Glavu gore. 580 00:25:45,935 --> 00:25:47,284 Poslaću smeće. 581 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,030 momci... 582 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:57,077 u 'Namu, naučili smo 583 00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:59,209 kad je vrijeme da napustim svoj post. 584 00:26:00,254 --> 00:26:01,255 To vrijeme je sada. 585 00:26:02,343 --> 00:26:03,910 Hej, hej, hej, ne na taj način. 586 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:06,739 Isuse Hriste, ne prilazi jebeno pčelinje gnezdo. 587 00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,348 Pa, kako bismo trebali izaći? 588 00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:10,220 Tamo je dabrova brana blokiraju kuhinjska vrata. 589 00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:45,647 Yo, sta koji kurac radis u mojoj ćeliji, kučko? 590 00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:47,954 Oh, zdravo, Half Foot. 591 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:49,346 Upravo si pobegao van jebenog vremena. 592 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,088 Sretan Uskrs. 593 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,134 - Šta? - Uskrs je sve 594 00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:55,178 druge šanse. 595 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:58,834 Isus je dobio drugu priliku. 596 00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:02,098 Mislim da je naše prijateljstvo zaslužuje i jedno. 597 00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:08,582 Fruit By the Foot? 598 00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:10,977 Sada možeš imati sva stopala ikada mogao poželeti. 599 00:27:14,067 --> 00:27:15,068 Hvala. 600 00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:16,242 Susan. 601 00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:18,375 Kupio si nam sve uskršnje korpe? 602 00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:20,029 Oh, nije bilo ništa. 603 00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,989 A ja to nisam mogao bez FedEx-ove pomoći. 604 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:25,078 Imam Peeps-a. Pravi Peeps. 605 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,993 I Cadbury krem ​​jaje! 606 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,082 - Moj je prazan. - Ne brini. 607 00:27:29,299 --> 00:27:30,866 Slatkiši su na putu. 608 00:27:31,911 --> 00:27:33,695 Otpremljeno je ali nije isporučeno. 609 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:36,524 Hajde da jedemo. 610 00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:40,659 ♪ Šta ako je Bog jedan od nas ♪ 611 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:46,012 ♪ Samo ljigavac kao jedan od nas ♪ 612 00:27:47,143 --> 00:27:50,712 ♪ Samo stranac u autobusu ♪ 613 00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:59,025 Brže s tim Wite-Out! Hajde! Pokret! 614 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,027 Zajebavaš se brže nego što možemo da slikamo. 615 00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:02,331 Isuse. 616 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:03,986 Mamin posao je stvarno jebeno teško. 617 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:05,945 Da. Ne seri. 618 00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:08,208 Bilo je vreme to ste shvatili. 619 00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:10,036 Sranje što će mama dođi kući sutra 620 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,559 do kuće koja izgleda ovako. 621 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:12,865 Ona zaslužuje više. 622 00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:14,954 Da. Ona zna. 623 00:28:15,389 --> 00:28:16,824 Hej, Blaire. 624 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:19,306 Ako obećamo da ćemo raditi bolje, hoćete li nam pomoći da stavimo 625 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:21,656 kuca ponovo zajedno za mamu? 626 00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:23,702 Pitaš li mene? jer sam zena? 627 00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:27,749 Ne, pitam te zato ti si jedini neidiot ovde. 628 00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:31,057 U redu. Da, uradiću to. 629 00:28:31,405 --> 00:28:32,101 Za Susan. 630 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:34,146 Hvala, Blaire. 631 00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:36,062 Zgrabi četku. Farbamo gaćice. 632 00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:44,244 Nedostajaćeš mi, Susan. 633 00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:48,248 Aw. Nedostajat ću vi svi toliko. 634 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:50,163 Neće biti isto ovde bez tebe. 635 00:28:50,380 --> 00:28:53,079 Moje dupe je puno ali i moje srce. 636 00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:54,383 Hvala što ste me naučili čitati. 637 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:57,910 od sada, moje ime je Bookgina. 638 00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,695 I nastaviću da zalivam moje stopalo, baš kao što si rekao. 639 00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:02,218 Znam da će ponovo izrasti jednog dana. 640 00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,308 Ah, kučka ubica. 641 00:29:05,526 --> 00:29:07,920 Hvala vam što jeste najbolji cimer 642 00:29:08,137 --> 00:29:10,183 devojka bi mogla da traži. 643 00:29:10,531 --> 00:29:13,012 Ne, Susan, hvala. 644 00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:15,666 Uh, imam još jedno iznenađenje za vas. 645 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:17,451 šta je to? 646 00:29:19,148 --> 00:29:21,368 Oh, draga. 647 00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,326 Uradio sam to žiletom i mastilo od ugljena. 648 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:26,286 Tako je... veliko. 649 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:27,722 Ona je to uradila kad smo te još mrzeli. 650 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,506 Četiri kučke su me držale pod tušem. 651 00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:31,421 Smiješno je kako stvari funkcioniraju. 652 00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:33,684 Bog uvek ima plan. 653 00:29:34,642 --> 00:29:36,731 Doviđenja, devojke. 654 00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:57,752 U redu. 655 00:29:58,579 --> 00:30:00,146 To je mnogo bolje. - Da. 656 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,323 Mama! - Oh, moj Bože! 657 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:04,845 Hej, hej! 658 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,456 Oh, nedostajao si nam. Mnogo si nam nedostajao. 659 00:30:06,674 --> 00:30:07,631 Jesu li ti vratili travu? 660 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,157 Oh. Oh, moj Bože. 661 00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:13,159 Jeste li imali zabavu? 662 00:30:13,376 --> 00:30:16,727 Ovo mjesto je u neredu. 663 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,167 Evo. - Mama, dali smo sve od sebe, 664 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,865 ali nismo imali pojma koliko je težak tvoj posao. 665 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,475 Da, uzeli smo te zdravo za gotovo, 666 00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:27,260 i obećavamo to se nikada više neće ponoviti. 667 00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:30,045 Tako je. Možeš nas natjerati mesnu štrucu kad god poželite. 668 00:30:30,263 --> 00:30:31,960 Nećemo reći sranje. - Da, kad god želiš 669 00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,656 napraviti mesnu štrucu je dobra kod nas. 670 00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:35,268 - Čak i večeras bi bilo u redu. - Hajdemo večeras. 671 00:30:35,485 --> 00:30:36,790 - Požuri. - Odmah! 672 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:38,488 Isuse, samo je hodala na jebenim vratima. 673 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,186 U redu je, Blaire. 674 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:43,319 Voleo bih da napravim svoju porodicu malo mesa. 675 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:57,768 Hej, mama. 676 00:30:58,769 --> 00:31:01,207 Samo sam htio reći Žao mi je zbog svega. 677 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:02,685 I hvala ti. 678 00:31:02,686 --> 00:31:05,602 Skoro sam upropastio svoj zivot, a ti si me spasio. 679 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,866 Oh, Johnny. 680 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,693 To je ono odrastanje je sve o. 681 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,480 Praviti greške i dopuštati tvoja majka sve to popravi. 682 00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:16,918 Pa, to je bio naš zadnji. Nema više grešaka za nas. 683 00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:21,880 Znate, momci, potrošio sam neko vreme iznutra, 684 00:31:22,054 --> 00:31:25,884 Naučio sam da je svima potrebno neko ko će paziti na njih. 685 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,537 Ja sam tvoja majka. 686 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:30,236 Ne moraš mi zahvaljivati 687 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:33,326 ili me cijenite ili me čak primeti. 688 00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:36,242 Uvek ću biti ovde. 689 00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:38,374 Uvijek. 690 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:41,856 Umrijet ću ovdje, Johnny. 691 00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:44,380 Ovdje. 692 00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:46,252 Dobro. 693 00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:48,341 Zašto nije spreman? 694 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:59,829 ♪ Oh, imaš punu glavu ♪ ♪ Od nekoga užasnog ♪ 695 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:03,095 ♪ Pa ipak, avaj ♪ ♪ Da te neko obožava ♪ 696 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:08,056 ♪ Svima treba ♪ ♪ Najbolji prijatelj ♪ 697 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:11,319 ♪ Sretan sam što sam tvoj ♪ 698 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,366 ♪ Ja sam samo klovn ♪ 699 00:32:14,367 --> 00:32:18,022 ♪ I srušit ću te ♪ 700 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,588 ♪ Ali tebe jednostavno nije briga ♪ 701 00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:24,115 ♪ Jer tvoje ♪ 702 00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:26,292 ♪ Najbolji prijatelj sam ja ♪