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First Brad dumps Jen, then Jude cheats
on Sienna.

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So disgusting.

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All these men become available and I'm
stuck in Ohio.

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Well, I'm sure they'll call. Okay.

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We've got flour, butter, egg.

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Look at this.

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What kind of snootbag just leaves her
groceries and expects the rest of us to

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just wait around in line?

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Trudy?

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Oh, hello, Hope.

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I was just shopping for your party.

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Every year, Trudy throws the most
spectacular Halloween party.

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Or should I say spooktacular.

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I always like to make something, well,
you know, kind of thematic.

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Yes, you do.

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This year, I'm making a haunted
gingerbread house.

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Marshmallow gold?

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You know, it's not too late for you to
get beat up by the other kids.

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You know my sister, Faith?

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Yes. Hard to miss.

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Like your butt.

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See, Judy?

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By the way, what time is your party?

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Actually, this year, I decided not to do
the big thing.

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Just an intimate gathering.

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Oh.

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You know, a few close friends and
relatives.

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Right. Well, Halloween is a family time.

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Stop it. What?

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Come on, she's giving you the kiss off.

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You are so cynical. You heard her.

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She's just doing it smaller, you know,
with close friends, relatives.

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There you go, Mrs. Walker.

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See you at the party.

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Does anyone know where Mom hid the candy
for the trick -or -treaters?

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Actually, I convinced Mom to go healthy
this year.

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We're giving out raisin boxes, granola
bars, oh, and baby carrot.

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Oh, my God.

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We're that house.

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Yeah.

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We've been that house ever since you two
were born.

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I'm just saying, if Charlie and I aren't
invited to Trudy's annual party, it

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must be because of something someone
did.

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Me?

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All I know is she's got a big swing on
her front porch that she doesn't like

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strangers to enjoy.

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We don't have to go to Trudy's party
this year?

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Today, I am the luckiest man and I'm
alive.

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Apparently, we didn't make the guest
list for the intimate gathering.

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Great. No party.

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This year's Halloween is going to be 30
minutes of trick -or -treating and four

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hours of Monday night football, as God
intended.

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Well, I was looking forward to that
party. I had it on my calendar with

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exclamation points and a happy -faced
jack -o' -lantern.

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No, I'd say the hell with Judy. She's a
big pain.

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I had a run -in with her on the job I
did on her teeth whitening.

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What? Like I told her, some people just
skew towards yellow.

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I guess asking if she ever chewed
tobacco may have been a faux pas.

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So you're the reason we weren't invited.

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See, it had nothing to do with me using
the bathroom in her pool house.

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So much for going to Trudy's party.

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So much for my haunted gingerbread
house.

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Too bad, because it was going to blow
last year's gumdrop graveyard right out

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the water.

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You can make the gingerbread house for
us. We're people.

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We're not just people. We're party
people.

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You just got royally snubbed. You have
to fight back.

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Hey, yeah, you know what? I've already
bought tons of toilet paper and shaving

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cream.

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You know, for if you get the runs or...
Want to shave your legs?

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So what if Trudy's having a party? You
have one, too.

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Hey, now, wait a minute. Oh, I couldn't
do that.

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Christmas is my party. Halloween is
Trudy's.

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The Murphys have a lock on St. Patrick's
Day. Everyone knows that.

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You know, this is so typical of you,
Hope, to just roll over and let Trudy

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you up.

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Well, what else am I supposed to do?

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Throw a rival party. One time, Susan
Lucci had a party that I wasn't invited

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so I threw my own screw -you bash.

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Guy fell off my balcony, shattered his
vertebrae, I got sued, and that is the

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party everybody talked about.

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Everybody's already going to Trudy's.
Well, I'm going to be here. And I'm a

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party magnet.

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And that's all you need, baby.

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I will give you 50 bucks to shut up
about the party.

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All right, Faith.

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Let's do it.

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I'm not wearing a costume. You'll be a
gladiator. Crap.

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Bad news, we're too late.

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The only costumes left are a Cinderella
one and Prince Harry.

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That's it?

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Well, the lady says that she's also got
some, like, fruit.

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Giant bananas and grapes.

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That could be kind of funny.

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I'll tell you what, you take Cinderella,
I'll do the fruit.

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Yeah, you sure?

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Yeah, I once played a cantaloupe in a
commercial for the Melling Council.

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Look, I have another great idea. I can
use this cauldron as a punch bowl.

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I'm going to whoop Trudy's party's ass
all over the place.

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So cool.

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I have never been a bad girl before.

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Or said that.

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Like the time she thought she was off
the street because she learned the word

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who let the dogs out.

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Why, thank you.

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These days it's so rare that a gentleman
offers a lady his hook.

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Do you think this is enough to say
pirates of the Caribbean, or should I do

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velvet coat and the boots?

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I think you would look great no matter
what you're wearing. Unless you're

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married, but I don't see a ring on your
hook.

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Brent? Faith.

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I don't know. Maybe I need a little bit
more.

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Oh, my God, he's gorgeous.

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I know.

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And I think he's interested. Did you see
how he was staring? He couldn't keep

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his eye off me.

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I think this works.

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Oh, that more than works.

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That works a full -time job and raises
the kids and still manages to keep its

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girlish figure.

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What are you doing? You're babbling.

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I'm being charming in an offbeat way,
like Meg Ryan. Shut up!

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So are you from Glen Falls?

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No, I'm here on business, but my cousin
Trudy kind of roped me into sticking

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around for this big Halloween party she
throws every year.

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Cousin Trudy Walker?

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Yeah, but don't hold that against me.

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Listen, I know this is kind of abrupt,
but do you feel like going with me?

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Another brainstorm.

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I'm going to take those little hot dogs,
carve them out, and call them

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Halloweenies.

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I am on fire.

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Uh, Brent, this is my sister Hope.

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She's a townie.

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Nice to meet you. You too.

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So, we're on?

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Uh... No, I'm sorry. I have plans.

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Oh.

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Too bad.

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Another lifetime.

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Sidney, your Aunt Faith just did
something very moral and good.

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Now step back. Your in -faith feels
nauseous.

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And the gladiatorial games were
originally established by the Etruscans

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later adopted by the Romans as a form of
entertainment.

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No kidding.

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Do you like football, Ned? Do you watch?

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No.

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The word gladiator comes from the Latin
word gladius, meaning short sword, so

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technically your sword is inaccurate.

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Trust me, if it was real, I would have
used it by now.

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Okay, Justin, take these out and pass
them around.

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Wait, I have to get a picture of you in
your cute little Nemo outfit.

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Oh, no, there will be no record of me
dressed like this.

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Like me, going as Little Bo Peep.

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First I thought, well, I'm going to need
some toy sheep.

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But then I realized, I don't need toy
sheep.

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Because I've lost my sheep.

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See?

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So, let's have a little chat with Ned
Feckler.

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Question, can we never see him again?

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What happened to your costume?

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Oh, uh, I came up with a better one.

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I'm... I'm a football fan.

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You know that couch potato that just
sits around watching football and tunes

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everybody around him?

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It's conceptual, like Faith in the Grape
or you and... Little Bo Peep. And I

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don't have sheep because I've lost...
You lost your sheep, right.

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Good stuff.

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Just take these in there and pass them
around.

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You really want me handling food?

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Old football fan's been doing some
serious scratching.

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You know what? None of this would have
been happening if you'd done a better

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bleaching Trudy's teeth. Hey, I did the
best I could. The next step was me

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slapping on a bucket of Navajo white.

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Faith, keep an eye on the stuffed
mushrooms, will you?

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Look, I know this isn't exactly the A
-list Hollywood party you're used to, so

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it... Well, it means all the more to me
that you're here.

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I don't even care about being snubbed by
Trudy, because I'm fighting back with

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my own party.

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Thanks to you.

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he's a monkey.

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I'm not a mailman.

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I'm famed zoologist Jane Goodall who
spent years studying apes in Tanzania

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tormented by tsetse flies.

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Yeah, I was going to do that one too,
but I just knew so many other kids were.

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I'm trying to figure out who's in more
trouble, you or Aunt Faith.

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You know, I cannot believe I agreed to
do this. It is so not worth it to have

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breathe this.

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Think of whatever loser wore this before
me.

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Plus, it makes me look way fat.

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In fact, women were not allowed to herd
sheep until the late 1600s.

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Oh, look.

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I've run out of little mini fiches.

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Charlie?

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You know, when you talk to me, it really
spoils the effect I'm going for with

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this costume.

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Someone who can't find her sheep is
still doing a good job of keeping track

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me.

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Oh, by the way, I told Sidney to be home
at 10 o 'clock. It is now 10 .20.

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Charlie, relax.

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Hey, we need some more avocado dip from
the fridge. Haley, take these out and

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pass them around.

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By the way, the chimp and the flies,
great touch.

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You know, I was going to get myself a
sheep or two, but that doesn't make

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because I've lost a sheep.

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Right.

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Look, all I'm saying is it's a school
night. Sidney has a curfew.

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And if I have to be at this stupid
party, so should she.

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Charlie, you cannot expect a 17 -year
-old to want to hang around a party with

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grown -ups. But if you're so worried,
then just give her a call. She's over at

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Maddie's. I think I will.

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He's just mad because we have to have
this party.

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That's all right.

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I'll make it up to him later.

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In the bedroom.

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Some football fan might just get himself
a little Bo Peep show.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Thanks, Barb.

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She's not at Maddie's. Well, try
yourself.

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Faye said I could have her car for a
night if I pretended to be her so she

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go to Trudy's with that cute guy she met
at the party store.

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And by the way, your Halloweenies?

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Inspired.

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You do realize you're grounded.

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What for?

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For lying.

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And for not coming to the party when I
had to.

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And Sydney, it is not right to hide
behind a disguise and pretend to be

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you're not.

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Waiting for food.

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Who cares about the food?

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Faith duped you into having this party.

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Aren't you mad at her?

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Of course I am. But I don't have time to
be angry right now. I have

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responsibility to my guests. You know,
my awful...

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You have got to be one of the most
beautiful women I have ever seen.

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Oh, I am.

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Sidney!

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What are you doing here?

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Hey, how'd it go with your mom?

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I think she's on to you.

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I cannot believe you abandoned me.

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You were supposed to be at my party,
helping me, being there for me.

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I can explain.

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Here's my explanation.

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Look at this guy!

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You never change.

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You suck me into something, then whammo!
You ditch me!

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Oh, you have a party too, Hope. I'll be
there for you. That's all you need,

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baby.

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Hogwash! Hogwash!

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Will you break down? You're embarrassing
me.

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And I'm dressed like a hooker. Oh, no,
no, no.

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You told me to fight back. So here I am,
fighting back.

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And don't let the fruit costume fool
you. I mean business.

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Is there a problem, ladies?

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Oh, Trudy.

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Hello.

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I'm so sorry to show up at your party
without being invited. But I just had to

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come and convey a message to my sister.
But I'm done now. So good night. And a

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very happy All Hallows' Eve to you and
yours.

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Oh, and listen.

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I really do hope we can, you know, get
past that whole issue you had with

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Charlie. And, you know, your... teeth.

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My teeth?

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They're yellow, Trudy. Deal with it.

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FYI, Hope, you being left off the list
of invitees had nothing to do with your

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husband's dental incompetence.

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You must know I grew weary of your
sister constantly trying to upstage me

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year with her Betty Crocker
monstrosities.

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The gumdrop graveyard.

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The raspberry filled vampires.

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Well, I don't know if you noticed, but
when you poked the vampires, it was

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supposed to be blood. We get it. It's a
hoot.

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Are you going to let her get away with
that?

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Oh, no.

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And this will sting.

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Betty Cracker recipes are surprisingly
flavorful, while budget -friendly, and

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have stood the test of time.

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Oh, for God's sake.

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Trudy, don't talk to my sister like
that.

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Her cooking is ten times better than the
crap on a cracker you've been passing

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around.

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In fact, Brent's the only good thing at
this raging -ass yawn fest, and he

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doesn't even like you.

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Faith, that's... She's right. I don't.
I'm only here because our moms play

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mahjong.

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My sister is known as one of the best
cooks and hostesses in Glen Falls, Glen

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Hills, and Glenwoods. And Glenchester,
watch out!

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If your sister's such a good hostess,
then why is everybody at my party?

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with those Halloweenies or you're
shaking your nonnies too.

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Well, thank you.

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Here you go.

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Take two. There's plenty. Take two.

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Oh, come on.

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I think what you did stinks.

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Look, I'm sorry, okay?

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It was wrong for me to abandon you.

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If it helped.

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I felt so guilty that every time I
looked at Brent, I saw your face.

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Which was especially awkward when we
were making out.

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Anyway, I do appreciate, you know, you
sticking up for me.

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Consider it a free lesson in fighting
back.

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I think I fought back pretty good.

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You looked a little scared when I was
giving you the business.

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It's easy for you to yell at me. I'm
your sister.

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You need to learn to stand up for
yourself to people like Trudy who walk

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over you.

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Yeah, I guess.

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But don't worry.

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I'll always be there to fight your
battles with you.

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And I promise, I will never, ever
abandon you again.

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Oh, look.

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Brent just came in.

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You and Faith all squared away?

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Because if you're still pissed at her, I
could pop the trunk and get Ned.

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You know, I didn't think it was possible
for you to be more handsome without

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your pirate costume.

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I was wrong.

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Uh, Brent.

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You forgot the eye patch.

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Oh, uh, no I didn't. That's real,
actually.

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Look.

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You're still really hot.