1 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,530 Do not make eye contact. 2 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,510 Thanks. Now all I want to do is look at her. 3 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:26,450 Oh, come on. 4 00:00:27,050 --> 00:00:28,050 All right. 5 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:29,550 What is wrong, Faith? 6 00:00:29,790 --> 00:00:32,390 Only the greatest injustice in American journalism. 7 00:00:32,689 --> 00:00:37,170 The readers of Soap Opera Daily have voted for the top 100 soap stars of all 8 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,830 time, and I'm not even on the list. 9 00:00:39,450 --> 00:00:45,810 Faith, don't beat yourself up. I'll bet you were 101 or 2. I called. I'm 205. 10 00:00:46,970 --> 00:00:50,570 Tied with daytime's least beloved dog, and I never licked myself in front of 11 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:51,570 crew. 12 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:54,870 Well, you know what? You're the number one soap star in the town. 13 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:57,130 Like there's any competition around here. 14 00:00:57,550 --> 00:01:01,270 I mean, really, did you see Justin at that tree in the school play? He 15 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,069 stand still. 16 00:01:02,070 --> 00:01:03,910 I was playing it windy. 17 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:13,400 Without my celebrity status, I feel like I'm nothing more than common folk. 18 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:16,060 Like you people. 19 00:01:17,500 --> 00:01:18,540 And the Amish. 20 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,520 Yes, let's make fun of people who can put up a barn in a day. 21 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:26,020 Gotta go to work. 22 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,280 Don't forget about tonight. 23 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:31,560 Oh, way ahead of you. I got the beer, the chips, a hundred bucks on the 24 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,840 and you're not talking about the Wisconsin -Iowa game, are you? 25 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:36,420 Charlie. 26 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:38,350 Date night. You're supposed to make reservations. 27 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:40,050 I did. 28 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:42,210 I will. 29 00:01:42,690 --> 00:01:45,450 Oh, um, just one little question. Can I wear my jersey? 30 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:48,750 Tasteful sweater. Gotcha. 31 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:53,250 Come on, kids. Let's go. We don't want to be late for school. 32 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:54,930 School. 33 00:01:55,730 --> 00:01:57,130 That's back when I was popular. 34 00:01:58,870 --> 00:02:00,350 Best smile, best hair. 35 00:02:00,550 --> 00:02:02,730 Back then, I was on the top of every list. 36 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,679 Dean's list? 37 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:05,900 No, Dean was a loser. 38 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:09,340 His dad mowed our lawn. 39 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:22,120 Aunt Faith, I really need your help with something. I have this really important 40 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:25,300 term paper due today that I didn't quite finish. 41 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:27,220 Or start. 42 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,300 Don't go with the classic. 43 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,560 Death in the family. 44 00:02:30,890 --> 00:02:34,250 I put five cousins and two grandparents in the ground just to graduate middle 45 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,250 school. 46 00:02:36,610 --> 00:02:37,990 Really? That'll work? 47 00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:42,070 Absolutely. And if you need a few more days, just tell them it was a Jewish 48 00:02:42,070 --> 00:02:43,390 relative and you're sitting Shiva. 49 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:54,530 And as a longtime soap fan, I was upset. 50 00:02:54,750 --> 00:03:00,340 No, no. I was outraged by your omission of Faith Fairfield from your top... Soap 51 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:01,340 Stars list. 52 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:02,620 Period. 53 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:04,960 You suck. 54 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,660 Signed, Jodie Foster. 55 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,860 Okay, how many letters does that make? 56 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:17,780 Seven. But I think the one from Ray Charles is going to send up a red flag. 57 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,840 Go print those out. Oh, and check the spelling on Condoleezza. 58 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:34,400 Aunt Faith, that death in the family thing worked great. I got out of two 59 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,640 papers, gym class, and an assembly on aerosol inhalants. 60 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:41,080 Was that a how -to or a stay -away -from? 61 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,440 Hello. 62 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,880 Oh, thank you, Mr. Driscoll. 63 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:51,080 Yeah. 64 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,040 Sure. Sure, I'll get her for you. 65 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:58,760 My principal, can you pretend like your mom? 66 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,990 I don't think so, Sid. It's depressing to be that perky. 67 00:04:04,230 --> 00:04:08,850 Okay, but... Aunt Faith, you're like the greatest actress I know. I mean, when 68 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:13,750 you played girl on first date in that antacid commercial, I felt your gas. 69 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,490 That limp wasn't in the script, you know. 70 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:22,110 All right. 71 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:23,850 Who died? 72 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:25,690 You. What? 73 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,280 You weren't supposed to tell him I died. 74 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,720 Come on, please. 75 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:37,420 Fine. 76 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:42,900 Hello? 77 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:57,380 Yes, we're all in shock to have her taken away from us at the tender age of 78 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,740 25. 79 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:03,630 How did it happen? 80 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,370 How did I die? 81 00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:10,370 I told him it was a tragic accident. You can make up whatever you want. 82 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,870 Oh, improv. 83 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,730 Been years. 84 00:05:19,830 --> 00:05:22,950 Faith met such a tragic end. 85 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:29,130 While vacationing in Fiji, she went off to rescue a swimmer who had been sucked 86 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,390 away by a riptide. 87 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:33,190 They never found her body. 88 00:05:33,610 --> 00:05:34,910 Just her bikini. 89 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:41,050 Her size one bikini. 90 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:47,850 Yes, we're all in mourning. Oh no, here comes another wave of grief. 91 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,440 Yeah, I know. Lick that dog from days of our lives. 92 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:08,900 Yes. 93 00:06:10,380 --> 00:06:14,100 You know, honey... Thanks. 94 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:20,520 When we first talked about doing date night together, I expected something a 95 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,100 little more romantic. 96 00:06:23,380 --> 00:06:26,280 And that's not to knock the free barrel of peanuts at the door. 97 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:32,080 Well... This is romantic because we're together. 98 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,840 And you look so beautiful tonight. 99 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:39,700 I mean, I'm just so happy that we... Come on! Too much time! Hike the ball! 100 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,940 And I shaved my legs for this. 101 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:46,360 Yeah, me too. 102 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,680 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 103 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:49,060 Hayley's pregnant. 104 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,600 Yeah, that's nice. 105 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:58,480 What are you doing? I know these people. What are you doing? 106 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,960 We finally get a night out alone together, and all you care about is a 107 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:03,960 game. 108 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:05,860 Okay, I'm sorry. 109 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:11,500 I mean, come on. I had to sit through that movie about the women and their 110 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,500 quilting club. 111 00:07:13,460 --> 00:07:15,020 I didn't have the benefit of alcohol. 112 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,900 God, what has she done now? 113 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,420 Oh, why does she have to do it during a touchdown? 114 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,080 See? 115 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,360 Cece's alive! 116 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:49,100 God, this evening just keeps getting worse and worse. 117 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,260 Why were they saying you were dead? 118 00:08:04,260 --> 00:08:05,660 It's a funny story, really. 119 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,800 Sidney told her teacher I died because she needed an extension on a paper. You 120 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,800 know, normal kid stuff. 121 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,980 She did what? 122 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:19,200 She is so grounded. Hey, go easy on the girl. She did me a favor. I'm back on 123 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,200 TV. 124 00:08:20,740 --> 00:08:21,980 As a dead person. 125 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:27,580 Look, Faith, I know you wish you were still famous, but this is just wrong. 126 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:34,549 nobody cared about me. Now I'm back in the public eye. I should have died when 127 00:08:34,549 --> 00:08:35,610 first moved here. 128 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:40,150 Are you familiar with the phrase preaching to the choir? 129 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:45,190 Faith, you have to straighten this out right now. 130 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:48,830 Hope, I haven't felt like this in years. 131 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:54,130 Please, just let me go to bed tonight feeling like I'm worth something. 132 00:08:54,430 --> 00:08:57,610 And then in the morning, I swear I'll come clean. 133 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,960 I guess one night wouldn't hurt. 134 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,600 Okay. I just want to go on the record saying, I think this is nuts. That's 135 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,780 right. The record. 136 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:21,480 Dad, there's a bunch of weirdos on our front lawn holding candles. 137 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,300 My loyal soap fan. 138 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:26,820 I knew it. 139 00:09:27,060 --> 00:09:29,220 If you kill her, they will come. 140 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,740 The tube of cookie dough. 141 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,470 We're going to make... Dickie bombs. 142 00:09:38,710 --> 00:09:42,630 We're outside the Sanowski residence. We're at day two of the continuing vigil 143 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,730 for the late Faith Fairfield. 144 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:55,690 Can I help you? Sorry to interrupt, but would you mind if I used your bathroom? 145 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:58,230 Forget it. Oh, come on. 146 00:09:58,650 --> 00:09:59,650 Numero uno. 147 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:03,190 No, get out of here. 148 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,480 If you want me to keep going along with this, then you have to die for real. 149 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:15,220 Yeah, Faith, it's time to end this. You've had your fun. 150 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:20,200 This isn't about fun anymore, Hope. I was up all night thinking about it. I 151 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,860 could actually make this my comeback. 152 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,200 What are you talking about? 153 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:25,740 It's a slow news week. 154 00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:30,300 The press is hungry to latch on to some kind of story, and my death could be it. 155 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,520 Um, small detail. 156 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,280 You're not dead. 157 00:10:35,180 --> 00:10:36,400 I figured out a way. 158 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,440 I'll wait until the media coverage hits its peak. 159 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:45,740 And then, when the time is right, I'll reveal myself. And my soap fans will 160 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,780 demand my return to daytime television. 161 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,920 Yeah, that's great, Faith, except you... You left out the part where everyone's 162 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,740 going to hate you for lying to them. 163 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,280 Oh, yeah, Charlie? 164 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,440 Yeah. 165 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:01,500 Maybe you never heard about another young man that everyone thought was 166 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,700 Only to rise up. 167 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:07,910 and become more popular than ever in the hearts of mankind. 168 00:11:08,930 --> 00:11:11,330 Are you comparing yourself to Jesus? 169 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:16,190 No. 170 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:17,970 John Travolta. 171 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:24,370 Babe, these people aren't stupid. Where are you going to tell them you were? 172 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:29,070 Simple. I'm going to emerge wearing a seaweed bikini, clutching a weathered 173 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,590 volleyball that was my only companion. 174 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:43,690 Dr. Shanowski, would you like to make a statement about your sister -in -law? 175 00:11:44,330 --> 00:11:46,110 She was a pain in the ass. 176 00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:50,590 And I'm glad she's gone. 177 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:57,770 She's your sister. You deal with them. And if you will check the record, you'll 178 00:11:57,770 --> 00:11:59,570 see I was against this. 179 00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:02,610 Okay, Faith, come on. 180 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:06,650 You're going out there, and you're telling them the truth. No, I don't want 181 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,970 Come on. It's like pulling off a Band -Aid. 182 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:12,640 It'll take two seconds and it'll feel much better. This isn't my virginity, 183 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,780 Hope. This is my life. 184 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:20,380 Fine. I'm going out there and I'm telling them the truth. No, no, no. You 185 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:24,140 do that. You have to play the role of the grieving sister. Just act like 186 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:27,060 upset. Forget it. It's unethical. 187 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,600 And I'm not an actress. 188 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:31,980 My bedroom window is right across from yours. 189 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:36,060 Believe me, you're a gifted actress. 190 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,020 Look, now's not really a good time. Tell us, how did you feel when you got news 191 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:45,540 of your sister's untimely death? 192 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,360 Is it hard to accept that she's gone? 193 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:52,140 No, because the truth is, she's not really gone. 194 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:55,000 So you're still holding out hopes to be found? 195 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,720 Oh, well, I'm quite sure she'll be found. 196 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,300 So you're an inspiration. 197 00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:01,060 Oh, my God. 198 00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:02,140 I know you. 199 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:05,980 You're Ted Phillips. So how are you staying so poised and graceful through 200 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,960 this? Oh, well, I don't think I'm graceful. 201 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,680 Poise inherited from my daddy. Wrap it up, Hope. 202 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:19,360 You know, I did take ballet as a child. That probably helped with my posture. 203 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,140 My overall comportment, really. 204 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,680 Comportment? That's not even a word. 205 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,620 Hope Shanowski, ex -ballerina, pillar of strength. 206 00:13:31,140 --> 00:13:38,140 Of course I'm anxious for my sister's body to 207 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,300 be recovered. You know, 208 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,550 foreclosure. I don't consider myself a hero. 209 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:51,830 I just consider myself a sister and a member of the human race. 210 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:58,730 My God, there's got to be one channel without Hope on it. 211 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:11,220 Mean grounded duck. 212 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:14,160 Did you know that I'm missing the biggest party of the year tonight? 213 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,519 Oh, yeah? 214 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,960 Well, I'm trapped in here, Plague Dead. Your mom's out there stealing the hearts 215 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,960 of my fans. 216 00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:23,360 If she ever fakes her own death, I am so getting her back. 217 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:28,160 Hey, you're never going to believe it. 218 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,540 The deli named his sandwich after hope. 219 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,440 The hope and cheese. 220 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,240 Yeah, well, let me guess what's in it. 221 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:43,310 A big slice of ham, lots of bologna, and other pork products fit for a camera 222 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:44,310 hog? 223 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:47,790 Ever since you died, you've been a big crankpot. 224 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:51,690 Well, I gotta get going. 225 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:55,750 A friend's taking me to the Ohio State game to help get my mind off your death. 226 00:14:58,290 --> 00:15:01,210 Everything's working out great. I couldn't be happier if you actually 227 00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:05,130 Enjoy your press conference, Linda. 228 00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:11,390 I go live at noon. 229 00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:14,830 So I have to be in hair and makeup at 11 .30. 230 00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:17,950 Did you take the kids' lunch? Thanks. 231 00:15:19,050 --> 00:15:21,430 I can't believe you agreed to do a press conference. 232 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,630 You can't say no to Fritz Geller. 233 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,190 The man's an institution. 234 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:28,370 He healed Glen Falls after O .J. 235 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:34,070 Besides, I'm going to give him an exclusive on my new cookbook idea. 236 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,430 A dash of tragedy. 237 00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:38,490 A pinch. 238 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:39,890 Of hope. 239 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,390 You are disgusting! 240 00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:46,010 You know, first you get all chummy with the reporters, and now you're trying to 241 00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:49,390 hawk some stupid cookbook? The body's not even cold yet! 242 00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:51,430 The body's standing right here! 243 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:55,770 The mailman said we should get a P .O. box if all these letters keep coming for 244 00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:59,830 Mom. And here's a sympathy bouquet from Condoleezza Rice. 245 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:06,070 Hope floats above tragedy? 246 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,380 Okay, that is... What? 247 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:15,740 What are you doing? 248 00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,180 Guess who just washed up on shore? 249 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,239 No, no. 250 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,660 No, Faith. Not now. 251 00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:25,200 This has all been so good for your career. 252 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,700 You don't care about my career. You're just leeching off my fame. 253 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:31,420 Fame? You were nothing until you were dead. 254 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:35,180 I am spinning in my grave right now. 255 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,280 Just one more day. One more day! 256 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:54,060 Or at least until I get a publisher. This was supposed to be about me. 257 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:57,080 My big comeback, not your crappy cookbook. 258 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:01,360 Whoa, look at the size of the dust bunny under that desk. What? Where? 259 00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:06,579 It's Faith. 260 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,119 Yes, everyone, it's me. 261 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:10,540 I'm alive. 262 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,380 Yes, yes. 263 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:18,119 And on behalf of myself and our entire family, we're so glad Faith's back. 264 00:17:19,209 --> 00:17:20,029 That's right. 265 00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:22,410 I was lost at sea, but now I'm back. 266 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:27,510 It's a harrowing tale of courage and survival with the appropriate smattering 267 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:28,510 sex. 268 00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:32,330 Coming so close to death helped me realize what's really important. 269 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:36,010 My fans, my soap opera career. And her family. 270 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:39,390 That's why I plan to include all our secret family recipes in my new 271 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,670 Which, by the way, needs a publisher. 272 00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:44,550 So now you're a cookbook writer? 273 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,460 Because before I died, you were just a bargain basement caterer. 274 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:52,840 And who are you? Some washed -up actress so desperate for success she faked her 275 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,840 own death? 276 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:57,620 If I were you, I would not start a dialogue about faking things, especially 277 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,620 since you keep your bedroom windows open at night. 278 00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,260 You know what? 279 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,760 You just can't stand when someone else gets all the attention. 280 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:08,640 It's just like when you pushed me down the stairs before that high school 281 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,980 show. I said it then and I will say it now. 282 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,140 No one wants to hear Stairway to Heaven on the harp. 283 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,340 No comment. 284 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,340 Mentirosa. Queremos la verdad. 285 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:35,860 ¿Por qué hiciste esto? 286 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,840 Estamos aquí esperando días y días y días. 287 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,840 liars in town, but I get grounded for a little lie? 288 00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:07,760 I wonder where I learned it. 289 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,600 You know, I have a good mind to call child services. 290 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:15,380 You know what? She's right. 291 00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:20,760 I can't believe I let you drag me into this. Oh, come on! You loved being on 292 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,940 camera, and the way you sucked up to those reporters. Oh, Dad! 293 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:25,460 Fritz! Javier! 294 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,020 That was Esteban! 295 00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,440 But I guess I did kind of like it. 296 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,960 Mm -hmm. 297 00:19:32,010 --> 00:19:35,990 All that attention, everyone hanging on every word I said, and the things I got 298 00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:36,829 away with. 299 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:42,350 I mean, at the supermarket, they waved me through the express line, and I was 300 00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:43,830 three items over the limit. 301 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:50,610 Please, at the height of my fame, I stole someone's dog, and they let me 302 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:51,610 it. 303 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:54,670 I finally get it. 304 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,690 Why you can't let go of your fame. 305 00:19:57,130 --> 00:20:00,130 I mean, you've lived in the spotlight for years. 306 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,800 I mean, you were constantly adored. 307 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,500 And now look at you. 308 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:11,340 How do you get up in the morning? 309 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,880 Well, you have made tomorrow more difficult. 310 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,500 Oh, I really admire you. 311 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,200 You've made a huge adjustment. 312 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,340 Well, thanks for understanding. 313 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:26,900 I'm sorry I pulled your hair. 314 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,420 I'm sorry I pulled your pants down. 315 00:20:31,150 --> 00:20:32,650 At least one of us wears underwear. 316 00:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,530 Where have you been? 317 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,530 The game ended hours ago. 318 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:47,390 My friend's wife called during the game with the news that Faith faked her 319 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:48,390 death. 320 00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:53,730 Turns out when you lie your way into a 50 -yard line ticket, people don't want 321 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:54,790 to give you a ride home. 322 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:58,130 So you had to walk home? Yep. 323 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,400 Hey, would it make you feel any better to see Hope on TV in her underwear? 324 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,760 Not really. 325 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,260 She's wearing her granny undies. 326 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:10,960 All right, I'm in.