1 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:04,940 Isn't this a nice way to spend the day after Thanksgiving? 2 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:07,940 Everyone together, looking at old photo albums. 3 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,780 Now, skipping right along to my life. 4 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:18,040 Hey, in Hollywood, volume one, the hungry years. No job, no money, having 5 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:21,620 to rely on the generosity of others. Thank God that's all behind me now. 6 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:26,700 Yeah, nothing says success like moving back home to live over your sister's 7 00:00:26,700 --> 00:00:27,700 garage. 8 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,900 I prefer carriage house. 9 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,880 And I prefer rent. 10 00:00:35,740 --> 00:00:36,740 Oh, look! 11 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,140 Here's the Thanksgiving we spent with you in Los Angeles. 12 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:40,780 Hey, you weren't struggling then. 13 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,740 Faith had a great house in the hills. 14 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:47,720 Ooh, who's that hot guy in the picture? That is Brian Austin Green. 15 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,220 From Beverly Hills 90210? 16 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:51,540 We dated. 17 00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:54,260 Briefly. Very briefly. 18 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,000 Why wasn't I there? 19 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,940 You were in Disney World with Nanny and Bo. Where was I? 20 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,820 Still in the orphanage, I guess. 21 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,980 Faith, you were in my belly. 22 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:12,660 And Justin, sweet Justin, you were just an accident waiting to happen. 23 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:17,460 I was an accident? 24 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,960 You weren't an accident. 25 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:23,840 And these could be the hungry years all over again. 26 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,780 Anyway, Mom, Dad, Hope, and the man you all... 27 00:01:29,050 --> 00:01:30,390 Doom is your father. 28 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:32,110 Arrived around four o 'clock. 29 00:01:40,770 --> 00:01:42,890 Welcome to my humble abode. 30 00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:44,710 There's my baby girl. 31 00:01:46,230 --> 00:01:48,490 Oh, let me get a good look at you. 32 00:01:49,350 --> 00:01:50,410 That's what they're wearing? 33 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:52,850 It's called grunge. 34 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:54,990 Grunge seems like too nice a word. 35 00:01:56,430 --> 00:01:57,430 Hey, Princess. 36 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,720 Hi, Daddy. 37 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,640 Hey, sis. 38 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:07,660 Hope, your mother was as big as a house. It was all I could do not to say 39 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:10,620 anything. Hope, look at you. You're as big as a house. 40 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:15,580 There's my favorite sister -in -law. 41 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,380 There's my favorite brother -in -law. 42 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:23,700 Oh, boy, do we miss you. 43 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:28,740 If you ever get tired of life in the fast lane, you've always got a room at 44 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:29,740 house. 45 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:33,920 And you can stay as long as you like. 46 00:02:38,460 --> 00:02:40,360 Did you really say that, Dad? 47 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,960 Yes, I did say that. 48 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:44,600 And I learned a very profound lesson. 49 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:48,180 Don't drink on the plane. 50 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:58,190 But I can't imagine my life without you. 51 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,450 Sister, with a brand new thought. 52 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,310 Sister, but we've come so far. 53 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:09,390 Sister, there's no better way to please you and me. 54 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:21,090 So, what do you think of the view? 55 00:03:21,750 --> 00:03:24,030 Oh, Faith, that looks much better. 56 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:27,930 But you're too thin. Where are your boobs? 57 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:31,510 I think she looks great. 58 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:33,510 No, an actress needs big boobs. 59 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:37,030 Looks like she's doing just fine without them. 60 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:38,570 Oh, my God. 61 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:41,610 Is that David from 90210? 62 00:03:42,050 --> 00:03:43,050 Oh, yeah. 63 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:44,690 That's Brian Austin Green. 64 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:46,330 He's my boyfriend. 65 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:48,370 Who's Brian Austin Green? 66 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:50,330 Just one of the biggest stars on TV. 67 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:53,670 I mean, along with Brenda and Brandon and the rest of the gang. 68 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,940 Will he be joining us for dinner? He really wanted to, since we're so in love 69 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:05,300 and he's so rich and successful, but he's spending Thanksgiving with his 70 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,420 Oh, in Van Nuys? Because that's where he's born. 71 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,120 Apparently. 72 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,980 So, who wants champagne? 73 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,620 I got the good stuff. 74 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:18,339 Don Perignon. 75 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:21,820 Don Perignon. 76 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,280 Isn't that what I said? 77 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:24,900 Oh, well. 78 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,680 Why don't I help you? 79 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,860 Well, Brian Austin Green. 80 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,120 I've always said faith really has it together. 81 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,920 I feel terrible lying to faith. 82 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,700 We're not lying. 83 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:42,700 Well, we're not telling her the truth. 84 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,960 This is Faith's first Thanksgiving in her new home, and we're not going to 85 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,960 it. Hey, 86 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,940 you think we look alike? 87 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,900 Turkey smells good. 88 00:04:58,500 --> 00:04:59,500 Thanks. 89 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,100 They're hearty, man. 90 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,320 And you don't have to wait for the pie because it's right next to the vegetable 91 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,320 medley. 92 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:11,920 Oh, yum. 93 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:14,880 Stella, where do you keep the champagne glasses? 94 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:20,040 Uh, you know what? I'll get the champagne glasses. Why don't you serve 95 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,080 cheese and crackers? 96 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:35,990 Austin Green's maid. 97 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:38,950 What are you doing in this house? 98 00:05:39,350 --> 00:05:42,890 I am Brian Austin Green's dog walker. 99 00:05:43,470 --> 00:05:46,770 Well, substitute dog walker. Doreen went home early for the holidays. 100 00:05:50,070 --> 00:05:51,070 Aha! 101 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:56,470 So, just because Brian's out of town, you and your family think you can have 102 00:05:56,470 --> 00:05:57,850 your Thanksgiving dinner in his house? 103 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,680 My housekeeper, Svetlana. 104 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:15,800 She and her family are going to have their Thanksgiving dinner in the pool 105 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:16,980 cabana. Isn't that right? 106 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:21,700 Fine. But we are going to have dessert on the terrace. 107 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:24,700 Fancy. 108 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:30,340 A housekeeper. 109 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:31,760 Five days a week. 110 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,780 The little ones peel my grapes. 111 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:37,060 So why don't you go out? I'll be there in a minute. 112 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:53,780 I just don't know what good it does any of us to keep up this charade. 113 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,880 Look, this is a happy occasion. 114 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:58,040 We're all going to act happy. 115 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,340 I think Dad's right, Mom. 116 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:01,940 You have to tell Faye. 117 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:04,180 Tell me what? 118 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:11,100 That your father and I just got a new juicer. 119 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,660 And it's keeping us so regular. 120 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:17,400 Which reminds me, that's a pretty fancy bathroom. 121 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,420 You and Brian Austin Green must be pretty serious. You got pictures of him 122 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:28,420 everywhere. 123 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,080 Faith, I hope you're not rushing into anything. 124 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:37,280 You know, your sister made Charlie date her for six months before he got up 125 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:38,039 under her bra. 126 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,040 Mother. 127 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:43,380 Well, you know how Faith is. She falls in and out of love every other day. 128 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:46,700 Are we going to get a chance to meet this young man? 129 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:51,840 No, not on this trip. He's with his family in Aspen for the whole week. 130 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:53,360 I bet he's a great skier. 131 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:45,660 Brian Austin Green and I wear the same hat size. 132 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:48,140 What are the odds? 133 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:50,160 Really? Let me see. 134 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,660 Snap out of it! 135 00:08:57,820 --> 00:09:01,080 Wait, who the hell are you? What are you doing in my house? Doreen, your dog 136 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,440 walker gave me a key. I'm subbing for her. 137 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,400 Where are my dogs? 138 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:07,860 They're at doggy daycare. I'm allergic. 139 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,540 Okay, I'm going to call the police. Wait, wait, wait! 140 00:09:14,410 --> 00:09:17,210 My mother didn't want me to come to Hollywood. She never thought I could 141 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:20,670 as an actress, so I lied and I told her that I had three movies in the can and 142 00:09:20,670 --> 00:09:24,650 that this was my house. Oh, and by the way, if it comes up, you never got up 143 00:09:24,650 --> 00:09:25,650 under my bra. 144 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:28,550 Unless it seals the deal. 145 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:32,730 Okay. 146 00:09:36,350 --> 00:09:37,870 Look, it's Luke Perry. 147 00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:13,940 Dinner's ready. 148 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,139 Where's Brian? 149 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,140 He left. 150 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,100 What? 151 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,600 What did you do? 152 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:23,320 Can I help in the kitchen? No. 153 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,600 No. 154 00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:28,820 Damn. 155 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,760 I always run out of cheese before the last cracker. 156 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:40,420 What's going on? 157 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,990 I could ask. Do the same thing. What's going on with Mom and Dad? 158 00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:44,989 What do you mean? 159 00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:48,630 I feel like everyone's keeping a secret from me, and you know how I hate 160 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:49,630 secrets. 161 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:52,410 What was that? 162 00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:54,530 Nothing. 163 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,520 Not mine. 164 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:38,440 Why would you lie about all that? Because mom's never believed in me, and 165 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,860 didn't want her to be right. But the truth is, I can't even get arrested in 166 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:45,200 town. Well, till now. 167 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:50,440 We have to untie him right now. No, no, please, please. If mom finds out about 168 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,040 this, she's going to think I'm a bigger loser than she already does. 169 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:55,440 What's going on in here? 170 00:11:58,720 --> 00:11:59,720 Can I help? 171 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:00,980 No, we're fine. 172 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,340 Wow, that's... Turkey smells good. 173 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:07,820 They're hearty, man. 174 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,700 I can see that. 175 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 What was that? 176 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:22,020 Uh, I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything, Faith? You mean the bang? No. 177 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,840 Mom, why don't you seat everyone at the table and we'll serve, okay? 178 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,720 Thank you, Hope. 179 00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:36,460 But this is the first and last time I go along with one of your crazy schemes. 180 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,600 Got it? 181 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,580 I promise. I'll never drag you into another mess as long as I live. 182 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:46,000 Oh, but after this, I'm going to need your help returning Urkel's moped. 183 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,880 I hope everyone's hungry. 184 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,880 Can't we at least eat on a real plate? 185 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,020 next to the vegetable medley. 186 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:09,920 Hope, I'm going to need your help carving the pie. 187 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,740 Excuse us. 188 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,260 don't see them like this when they get here. 189 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:02,120 I can imagine you must be really upset. 190 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,740 I know. And normally I wouldn't go along with something like this. It's just 191 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:13,040 that this Thanksgiving was really special. 192 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:20,900 And, uh, I didn't want to... 193 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:27,100 I didn't want anything to ruin it because... 194 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:34,080 Oh, it might be the last Thanksgiving we spend together 195 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,080 as a family. 196 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,940 Are you all right? 197 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,300 All right. 198 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,420 You don't have to always be so strong. 199 00:14:48,340 --> 00:14:50,220 Why don't you let me be strong for you? 200 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:05,620 Hey, this house is really lovely. And your alarm is top -notch. 201 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:10,500 You've done really well for yourself. 202 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:15,200 You might not feel that way when I tell you... 203 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:24,640 Sweetie, 204 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,400 I am so sorry that I'm late. 205 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,840 I just want to go home and freshen up. 206 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,220 And you must be the parents. 207 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:42,720 I have heard so much about you both from... her. 208 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:52,580 And I can see where your daughter gets her beauty. This is... mother of her. 209 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,780 This is my husband, Charlie. 210 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000 Hey, Charlie. 211 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,260 Is that my hat? 212 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,700 Oh. 213 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:10,300 That's okay. You keep it. 214 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,180 I'll cherish it always. 215 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:18,880 So, how about a family picture? 216 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,240 Oh, that's a good idea. 217 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,500 You are so getting under my bra later. 218 00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:26,380 Okay, everybody. 219 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,080 Say cheese. 220 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,940 Cheese. Cheese. 221 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:35,740 I 222 00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:42,740 had no 223 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,820 idea all that craziness was going on. 224 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,040 Neither did Mom, thank God. 225 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,740 I still have his hat. 226 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,880 Actually, Faith, Mom figured it out. 227 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,670 How? When it comes to their kids, moms know everything. 228 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,690 Well, not everything. 229 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:04,670 Absolutely everything. 230 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:10,030 Why did Brian suddenly agree to go along with you? 231 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:16,050 I, um, told him Mom was sick. 232 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,490 Oh, genius! 233 00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:20,390 Celebrities love that make -a -wish stuff. 234 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,410 I wasn't lying, Faith. 235 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:25,810 What do you mean? 236 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:33,250 Mom had just found out she had ovarian cancer. 237 00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:36,490 But mom died suddenly of a heart attack. 238 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,070 That was a shock to everyone. 239 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:41,370 I don't understand. Why didn't she tell me? 240 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:43,090 Dad wanted to. 241 00:17:43,790 --> 00:17:44,950 That's why they were fighting. 242 00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:47,410 You know your mom? 243 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,250 She put a brave faith on everything. 244 00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:55,050 Plus, she knew if she told you, you'd come home. 245 00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:58,770 She didn't want you to give up on your dream of being an actress. 246 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,410 That's how much she believed in you. 247 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,510 But I never got a chance to say goodbye. 248 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,170 None of us did, sweetheart. 249 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,730 Why didn't you ever tell me this? 250 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,910 We didn't want you to feel worse than you did. 251 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:23,790 Where are you going? 252 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:27,830 To my room. I have to be alone. 253 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:46,530 I don't want to talk hope. 254 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:48,870 It's not hope. 255 00:18:56,350 --> 00:19:00,250 Mom, there's something I want to tell you, babe. 256 00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,570 I love you. 257 00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:07,630 And I've always been proud of you. 258 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:14,740 And from the day you were born, I knew you were destined for me. Great things. 259 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:21,480 And no matter what happens, in my eyes, 260 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,840 you're a dar. 261 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,900 And you always will be. 262 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,600 Really. 263 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,080 Truly. 264 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,620 Will you tickle my back like you used to? 265 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:19,580 She can be such a little devil sometimes. 266 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,940 But she always looks like an angel when she sleeps. 267 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,040 That's true.