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Okay.

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Open.

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Nine pounds of nails.

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Fifteen sheets of wood -like paneling.

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Six weeks of hard labor, and my man room
is complete.

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I have faith not going to like this.

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Charlie, how could you?

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How could I not? I hit nothing but
bullseyes.

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Oh!

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Faith has been trying really hard to
find a job. Don't you have a friend who

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could hire her? Hope. Friends don't let
friends hire Faith.

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But believe me, if there was anything I
could do to help, anything, I would.

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Hey, how weird is this? There's another
orthodontist named Charles Shanowski in

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Glen Falls, and he's looking for a
receptionist.

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Hey, I'm a little overqualified, but I'm
going to give him a call.

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I can't believe you.

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Hello.

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Is this Charles Shanowski?

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Yes, it is.

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Charlie, do you mind? I'm on the phone.

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Yes, I'm calling about the receptionist
job.

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Faith, you can start tomorrow.

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Thank you so much.

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lady said, out of a thousand applicants,
I was the best.

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Faith, that was me.

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And that's Charlie's ad.

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You'll be working for him.

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Oh, no, she won't.

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Fine.

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Like your man room.

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You know, with some work, this would
make the cutest little apartment.

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Then I'd never have to get a job or move
out.

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Monday morning, 9 o 'clock. Welcome
aboard.

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secret project for the science fair yes
and you can see it tonight with the rest

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of the general public 23 hours of labor
with no epidural and i'm the general

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public ah there's the best husband in
the whole world i made waffle

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wow morning sex and my favorite
breakfast great can i have a hundred

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therapy i just want you to know how much
i appreciate you giving faith a job But

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promise me you'll be patient and
encouraging.

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So not only do I have to feed and
shelter her, now I have to be the wind

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her wings?

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Faith realizes you're giving her a great
opportunity.

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She's taking this job very seriously.

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Dr. Shanowski, we've got a gunshot wound
to the head. Pulse ox is up. BP is 90

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over 40. I think we need to incubate.

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Just call me Horn's Nightingale.

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It's Florence Nightingale.

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That's not what it said on the costume
when I bought it.

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Dr. Shanofsky's office, the only thing
crooked about us is your teeth.

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Could you hold, please?

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Well, hello.

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It's my son, Olmukdan.

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I'm Kevin Webster's dad. I'm Faith
Fairfield, RN.

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Real naughty.

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Faith, could you come in here, please?
I'm with a patient!

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He's such a primadontist.

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What's up, Doc?

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Maggie went home sick. I'm working three
rooms all by myself. So when the timer

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dings, could you just take out his mold,
set it on the tray, that's it? Should I

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rinse it? No. Wash it? No. Just shampoo
and a set then?

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Just stand there, don't touch anything,
and wait for the ding.

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Hey, you're Kevin Webster.

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You're the cute guy's kid.

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Says you're here for an impression.

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Not a day goes by that I don't miss on
her.

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You see a ring on your dad's finger.

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Are your parents divorced?

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Awesome! I mean, aw, someday.

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Maybe he'll meet somebody new.

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Has he?

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I'm a nurse.

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You can tell me.

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So? What's your dad look like naked?

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Never mind.

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I'll find out for myself.

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Wow, this is a nice spot. I think they
gave you the best table. Not really. I

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have to stand next to Ronald Beeman all
night.

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What's wrong with Ronald Beeman?

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I wanted to schedule a time to get
together with you and your husband to

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about Haley.

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What about me?

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Is this about the A -minus I got on my
calculus extra credit work?

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Because the only reason I got an A
-minus is because I didn't show my work.

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that's because I did it all in my head.
And I really don't think I should be

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penalized just because I can do it all
in my head.

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Maybe you should tell me right now.

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As you know, your daughter is an
exceptionally bright young lady.

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And I'm afraid she's become bored with
the seventh grade curriculum.

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She needs to be challenged.

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Which is why the faculty is suggesting
we skip her head.

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Wow. Eighth grade?

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Not eighth grade.

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High school.

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High school?

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I'm already doing high school work. I
could take eight classes and go away to

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college by the time I'm 16.

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All right, all right. Slow down.

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I really don't think Haley's ready for
high school. She hasn't even started her

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period yet.

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Mom!

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Can you just give her some extra, extra
credit work?

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She's too advanced for our curriculum.

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And the fact that she's constantly
correcting us is hard to put up with.

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Um, Mrs. Olsen, are you sure you want to
end that sentence with a preposition?

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I just don't think throwing a 12 -year
-old into high school is the solution.

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Maybe you should discuss this with your
husband.

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I will.

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But I really don't think he's not going
to agree with me.

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Mom, don't not.

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That's a double negative.

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Okay, I can see how that could get
annoying.

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Your divorce must have been so painful.

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Sometimes it's best just to jump into
the arms of another woman.

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Speaking as a medical professional.

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So, how long do you think my son's going
to be in there?

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Nine months, starting from tonight.

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Here's our popcorn.

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Wait a minute.

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A ding.

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Something about a ding.

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Oh, what am I saying? Of course you're
an idiot.

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Charlie.

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No, he's right, Hope.

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I screwed up. I'm sorry.

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I promise.

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From now on, I'm going to be the best
nurse you ever had.

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You're not a nurse.

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You're promoting me to dentist?

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Just go answer the phones.

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Don't worry, Kevin.

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I'll let you out in a second. And then
I'm going to fire my receptionist.

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Charlie, everybody makes mistakes.
stakes the first day on the job. You

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fire her over this.

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And she admitted she screwed up.

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You know what amazes me, Hope?

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Your optimism.

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No matter how many times she messes up,
you keep thinking the next time might be

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different.

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Okay, fine.

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Chance number 2011 coming up. Now, look,
I'm totally swamped.

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You need something?

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I was just going to talk to you about
Haley, but it can wait.

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Here we go.

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You all right, Kevin?

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Oh, I'm fine.

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But I have to go stop my dad from making
the biggest mistake of his life.

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Godspeed.

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Charlie, look, I know I got off to a
rocky start, but I think you're going to

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very pleased when you see what I've
done.

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Where are the files?

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In the dumpster. Ka -ching!

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Come on, say it with me. Freeze!

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Those are patient's histories. I need
those files. Go to the dumpster and get

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them and put them back the way you found
them.

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All right, I will. First thing in the
morning. No, now. Tonight.

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Uh, I don't think so. I have a date
tonight with Kevin Webster's dad.

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Don't say no to your boss. This is your
job.

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Well, in that case, this job sucks and I
quit. Don't wait up.

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Unbelievable.

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You have to be the most ungrateful,
selfish quitter I've ever met.

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Hey, where do you get off calling me a
quitter?

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You just quit.

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Face it, Faith, the only thing you've
ever stuck to is not leaving my house.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah.

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Fine. Then I unquit. It's too late.

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No, no, no.

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You don't work here anymore.

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Yes, I do. Dr.

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Shanofsky's office, the only thing
crooked about us... Stop it!

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You quit, quitter. Now let go.

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No, I'm not a quitter, and I'm not
letting go of this phone. Oh, yeah.

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That should take about five seconds.

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I bet I can hold on to it longer than
you.

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Fifty bucks says you can't. Fifty bucks.
That's less than I stole from petty

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cash.

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Let's bet something that really hurts.

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Okay. When I win, I get your Emmy to
proudly display

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in my man room.

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When I win, I get your man room

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to proudly display my Emmy.

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You're on.

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Your eyelids are drooping.

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The phone is getting too heavy.

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You're getting very sweet.

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I'm up, I'm up!

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I suppose closing the car door on me the
second time was an accident, too.

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You're Mrs. Olsen.

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And guess what? They want to skip me two
grades to high school.

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What? What?

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My little genius is going to high
school? That's incredible.

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No, no, no. It's not.

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What do you mean? I think it's great.

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Mom thinks I'm not mature enough to go
to high school.

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Charlie, could I speak with you alone?

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need to talk to charlie alone but i care
about what happens to um hayley too

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if faith wants to listen in i don't see
the harm all right

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what is going on here why are you
holding that sports coat and that phone

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she quit but then i unquit yeah now
she's trying to prove something by

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the phone longer than me what is wrong
with you two

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out to demonstrate her project.

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For my project, I built a nitrogen
-based dye laser in the hopes of

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which organic dye produced the brightest
beam.

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7 -dye filamino or rhodamine 6G.

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Rhodamine 6G won.

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Could someone hit the lights?

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Maybe she should go to college.

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I'll tell you what's impressive, that
Ronald Beeman's potato clock.

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I mean, really, how did he teach a
potato to tell time?

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Look, I admit Haley might be advanced
for her age, but there's no reason to

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throw her to the wall.

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She's 12 years old.

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She hasn't even started her period.

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Mom!

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Hope, I think you're being a little
unreasonable.

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I agree.

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So do I.

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I'm unreasonable.

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I'll show you unreasonable.

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What are you doing? There. How's that
for unreasonable?

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I'm not letting go either.

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Oh, no.

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I'm never letting go. Get your own man.

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And I'm not mature.

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I'm very sorry.

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Here's yours.

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Jupiter? That's Uranus.

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Uranus. That's hilarious.

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That was the best seventh grade science
fair ever.

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Ronald Beeman is making me a potato
wristwatch.

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Hope you two are proud of yourselves.
You ruined Haley's science fair.

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Hey, wide load. You're the one that
backed it up into the solar system.

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None of this would have happened if
you'd let go of the phone.

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Actually, Hope, none of this would have
happened if you'd let go of Haley.

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Kids grow up so fast, Charlie.

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Empty -nest syndrome.

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Don't you worry, Hope.

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I promise I'll never leave.

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And they don't always grow at a pace
that we're comfortable with.

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But do you really want to hold Haley
back from being the best she can be?

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Haley, could you come down here a
second?

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Honey, I'm so sorry about tonight.

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And I'm sorry I said you weren't mature
enough for high school.

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The truth is, you are, I'm sad to say,
the most

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mature person I know.

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So, if you really want to go to high
school, I think you should go.

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Really?

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Really.

248
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I'm so proud of you.

249
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Thanks, Mom.

250
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I'll see you in the morning.

251
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,520
I'm proud of you too, Hope.

252
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,840
Hope, you were right.

253
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:27,840
We're acting really immature.

254
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:34,080
So, Charlie, what do you say, on the
count of three, we both let go?

255
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,320
One, two, three.

256
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,940
Four. Five. Nice try.

257
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,680
All right.

258
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Then I guess I should tell you that your
man room's on fire.

259
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,640
Oh, please. That's the oldest trick in
the book.

260
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Dad, our man room's on fire.

261
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,840
Oh, nice touch getting the boy involved.

262
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,020
Oh, my God. Charlie.

263
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:10,780
You too?

264
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:16,100
My main room's on fire!

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No peeking, no peeking, no peeking.