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Joseph, quiet room, now.

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Oh my God, what's wrong?

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Jerry, what is it?

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God, Jerry, are you okay?

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Yeah.

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So what's wrong, what happened?

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I think I have syphilis.

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And maybe gonorrhea too.

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I really can't tell.

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I'm so sorry.

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Yeah, yeah, hey, can
you get the fuck out?

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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So what do you think it was
something that you ate maybe?

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No, I had sex last night.

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Oh my God, with who?

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- I can't say.
- Not Christine.

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No, she must be, what my age?

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- So was it with a prostitute?
- Ew, no.

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- Not Mary.
- No I just said it wasn't a prostitute.

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Well then who?

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Look, I can't, okay?

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She made me promise to tell anyone.

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It's fine, just tell me.

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It was Tuva.

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Sync and corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com

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I mean, obviously I've
had lots of experience

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but Tuva can do things I've
only seen possible with CGI.

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Right, who's got a poorly dick?

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Quintin, thank God.

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I mean, how did this even
end up happening, Jerry?

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Quintin, have you seen the film Avatar?

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Why, has it turned blue?

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No, but look.

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Oh God, no.

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Hey, hey, don't turn away.

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I mean, that's just rude.

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Have you seen anything like it?

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Only in livestock.

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Fantastic appraisal scores

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off the back of that
NHS scenario, Chris.

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Sorry, where did you say you were again?

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I actually don't know.

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There was one area where
you seem to have failed.

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Failed?

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Yes, it was in staff
welfare and management.

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Get out!

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Why?

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Be gentle please.

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Mother!

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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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Just gonna try again, okay?

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Okay, okay.

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It looks like subepidermal hematoma.

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Oh my God, is that fatal?

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No, no, no, it's just trauma.

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What exactly happened?

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Did she punch you in the penis?

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I mean, there was.

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No.

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Why is it still erect?

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It's not erect.

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Hey.

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Hey, you all right?

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I'm so sorry.

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I think I've had too much baraka.

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You know they're not
suppositories, right?

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Good morning.

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- Oh gosh, are you okay?
- Yeah.

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Are you okay?

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Good morning team, valued staff members.

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Right, who'd like some raisins?

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Yeah, actually I would Chris, thanks.

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I'm absolutely ravenous.

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I had a big night last night.

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So I know that we've all got a lot

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to be getting on with

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but I just wanted to remind all of you

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that if ever work becomes too stressful

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and you want to talk about it

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or about anything else for that matter,

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I'm always here.

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That includes you, too, Evelyn.

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I never find work stressful.

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Well, no, but if you ever wanted

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to talk about something more personal.

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Okay, so.

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I was the first in my
class to get my period.

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It doesn't have to be now.

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So I've had an update on the
Dixons car phone data breach.

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I do think this is going
to be one for you, Mary.

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They've used a 28-bit block cipher.

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That's what my PhD was in.

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Exactly.

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And no one else could bear taking it on.

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Really, okay well it might
take me a little longer

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than usual because my
mum's not been well.

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She's nearly 90.

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She musta had you when
she was very young.

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You see this is a good example

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of something that you might
want to come and speak

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to me about.

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I'd really appreciate
that actually, Chris.

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She keeps telling me to go fuck myself.

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Well, perhaps when you've
finished all this work

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and removed all the corrupted files.

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Oh, right.

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End of play today would be soon enough.

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Hey you.

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Oh.

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Wonder if it's a boy or a girl.

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Oh gosh.

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I can never tell.

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That's the problem with babies,

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they don't have boobs.

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No.

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Hi.

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Hello darling.

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- Well done.
- Thanks.

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Hey, I've just been looking

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at the Karasimov file,
do we have a contact

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in linguistics who can
translate Russian?

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Have you tried Olga?

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I can never understand
what she's saying.

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You know she's Russian.

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Oh is that what that is?

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Oh right.

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Thanks for the card by the way

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but I only celebrate my
birthday every other year.

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Well, that's fine just keep
it for next year then.

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There's nothing in
there that can go off.

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Anything else?

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Well, I just wanted to let you know

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that I know about you and Jerry.

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Has he been mouthing me off?

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Oh God, he didn't say if
he'd done that as well.

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Sorry, so has this been
going on for a while then?

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I only ask just 'cause Jerry seemed

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to imply it was like a permanent thing.

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Wow, okay, well, either way,

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I just don't like to sleep
with the same person

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more than once.

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I think it's lazy.

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Oh, no, I agree with that, me too.

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God, yeah.

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It's boring.

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But you never know, maybe one day

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you might find that one person
who you wanna settle down.

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No, that would never work for me.

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No, no, 'cause you're just.

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It's funny though I was
doing one of those

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like online harmony tests things

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and we actually come out as 89% I think.

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Yeah, it's that 11% I'm worried about.

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Then why sleep with Jerry?

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Because I don't care about him

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like I'd care about you.

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But you're right,

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I should let him know
it won't happen again.

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Plus he's so not over his wife.

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Say what?

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Is everything okay?

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Well the district nurse
will be around in a bit.

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Yes, that's the one.

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But you really can't
call her that nowadays.

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Yes?

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Hi, Chris, do you have
like 40, 45 minutes?

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Not that long, no.

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Is this about the Buble conspiracy?

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I don't know what that is.

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Thanks Evelyn.

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No, can you leave the room please?

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Oh my God.

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Sorry.

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Quickly.

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So, listen, I don't wanna name names

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but there is someone in the office

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who I've started to think of
as more than just a friend.

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Why?

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'Cause she's really nice.

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- Are you talking about me?
- No, why?

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- Are you interested?
- Of course not.

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So this is about Tuva?

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Oh, I really don't wanna say who it is.

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Well I'm guessing it's not Mary.

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Oh, no, no, God no,
no, definitely not Mary.

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Anyway, it turns out this person

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for whatever reason has
actually ended up having sex

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with someone else on our team.

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- Jerry.
- I really don't wanna name names.

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Yes, but surely not Mary?

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No, it's still not Mary

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but the thing is this person
is in fact a very good friend.

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Jerry, of course, he walks all over you.

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And on top of that I've just
found out he has a wife.

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Jerry's married?

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So now I'm beginning to
question do I even know

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who this person is anymore?

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Jerry?

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I mean, what do you think I should do?

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Do you think I should
talk to him about it or?

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Yes.

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Right.

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It's a yes.

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Can I have a raisin?

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Yes.

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Hey beautiful.

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Okay, so I'm just going to
say it, so we can move on.

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Oh my God, you're pregnant?

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It's been less than 12 hours.

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I don't care I wanna keep it.

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No, this was a one off.

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It can never happen again.

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I don't understand, you sure sounded

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like you were enjoying yourself.

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You know sometimes I moan like that

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when I'm really bored.

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I thought we had a connection.

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You kept calling me Melissa.

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Oh come on, was it really that bad.

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Melissa...

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00:10:08,947 --> 00:10:10,032
Yes.

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Fine, you know what?

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Actually, I was on my way to find you

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and tell you the same thing so.

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So are we good?

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Tuva, do you really think
this is the first time

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I've had a one night stand, please.

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Great.

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Oh, hi, Jerry, I just wondered
if we'd have a little chat.

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It's actually not a great time for me.

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I'm super busy.

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Did Tuva come and see you?

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You know what she did.

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Poor kid.

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She won't leave me alone, so clingy.

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I had to shut that shit down.

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I'm actually worried about
her, she was a mess.

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I hope she's gonna be okay.

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Listen, if you ever wanna
chat about anything,

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00:11:01,665 --> 00:11:03,023
just, you know I'm here, right?

242
00:11:03,098 --> 00:11:04,098
Okay, thanks.

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00:11:05,174 --> 00:11:06,974
Maybe you could come
around to mine tonight.

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00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:09,507
Get my dad to cook
something and we can chat.

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00:11:11,434 --> 00:11:13,857
Nah, I think it'll be too spicy.

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00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,359
Let's go out, come on.

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00:11:18,107 --> 00:11:20,217
Can we go somewhere cozy?

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Of course, the Railway
Inn is super cozy, honestly.

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Is it?

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00:11:26,027 --> 00:11:27,472
Do they do mashed potatoes?

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I can ask, I mean,
it's very easy to make.

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- Okay.
- Yeah?

253
00:11:35,887 --> 00:11:38,079
Yeah, let's do this.

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Right.

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00:12:04,647 --> 00:12:05,852
Very nice.

256
00:12:05,927 --> 00:12:08,292
Hey, does this turn into
a topless place later?

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00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:10,052
I don't think so, no.

258
00:12:10,127 --> 00:12:12,597
Listen, I'm really glad we
decided to go out, man.

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00:12:12,621 --> 00:12:14,019
Just us two guys.

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00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:17,874
Yeah, do you wanna just have a seat,

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and I'll just get this first round.

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What would you like?

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00:12:20,422 --> 00:12:21,732
Yeah, I'll have a scotch.

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Top shelf, neat.

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Cool, neat.

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No, neat, no ice.

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Yeah, yeah that's neat.

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Oh hey, also, get
another round of whatever

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those two are having.

270
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:34,892
What, for us?

271
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,212
For them.

272
00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:37,459
Oh right, okay.

273
00:12:43,207 --> 00:12:45,637
Hey, Tuva, what are you doing here?

274
00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,732
Hey, you want to see some magic tricks?

275
00:12:47,807 --> 00:12:48,812
I can't really.

276
00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:49,957
Oh come on, pick a card.

277
00:12:49,981 --> 00:12:52,757
Okay, okay, just really quick.

278
00:12:52,781 --> 00:12:53,781
I love magic.

279
00:13:22,214 --> 00:13:23,214
Hello?

280
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:25,812
I am so sorry, Jerry,

281
00:13:25,887 --> 00:13:27,219
there was a huge queue.

282
00:13:28,687 --> 00:13:29,812
Where'd you get that?

283
00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:31,712
Oh, I didn't even see that.

284
00:13:31,787 --> 00:13:32,812
Cheers, buddy.

285
00:13:32,887 --> 00:13:34,739
Cheers man, you all right.

286
00:13:36,247 --> 00:13:37,263
This is nice, isn't it?

287
00:13:37,287 --> 00:13:39,085
Just us two.

288
00:13:39,161 --> 00:13:40,932
- Chatting away.
- Right?

289
00:13:41,007 --> 00:13:42,252
Yeah.

290
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,790
Well, you know, it just dawned on me.

291
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:44,991
We've never really ever spoken

292
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,517
about relationships and stuff.

293
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:50,052
No, so when was the last
long term relationship you had?

294
00:13:50,127 --> 00:13:51,127
Oh me.

295
00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:53,892
Probably like my gran.

296
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,007
Do you have type?

297
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,214
I haven't really
established a pattern yet.

298
00:14:02,621 --> 00:14:04,221
You ever hooked up with anyone at work?

299
00:14:04,222 --> 00:14:05,652
No not yet.

300
00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:07,783
Aren't there like 6,000
people workin' at GCHQ?

301
00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:09,767
Well, yeah, but I mean
I can't access everywhere

302
00:14:09,768 --> 00:14:10,852
with my pass so.

303
00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:12,772
Yeah, but surely those odds are great.

304
00:14:12,847 --> 00:14:14,752
I mean, even for somethin'
happenin' by chance.

305
00:14:14,827 --> 00:14:16,827
Yeah, but I mean I don't
know how accurate a figure

306
00:14:16,828 --> 00:14:18,428
that is, I mean, that
might include staff

307
00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:20,012
from GCHQ Bute for all I know.

308
00:14:20,087 --> 00:14:22,167
I don't wanna have to trek
down there every time.

309
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,957
I'm not makin' you uncomfortable, am I?

310
00:14:25,981 --> 00:14:27,252
I'm just tryin' to be friendly.

311
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,327
No, it's.

312
00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,692
What?

313
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:32,247
No, it's just nice hearing you refer

314
00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:33,540
to me as a friend, that's all.

315
00:14:35,727 --> 00:14:36,767
Are you all right?

316
00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:39,521
You know what, let's get another round.

317
00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:41,134
Oh no, I'm gonna get these.

318
00:14:41,135 --> 00:14:42,400
That's absolutely fine.

319
00:14:42,427 --> 00:14:44,183
Right, then get us a
couple of shots too.

320
00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:45,207
Neat?

321
00:14:46,207 --> 00:14:47,207
Yeah.

322
00:14:50,781 --> 00:14:51,781
Hey.

323
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,459
So who are you here with?

324
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:58,019
Oh, just a couple of old school friends.

325
00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:00,126
Those two?

326
00:15:00,127 --> 00:15:02,972
No, not them two, no, no.

327
00:15:03,047 --> 00:15:04,087
You want a drink?

328
00:15:05,207 --> 00:15:06,647
Maybe just like a really quick one?

329
00:15:06,648 --> 00:15:08,133
Can we have a couple of tequilas?

330
00:15:10,054 --> 00:15:12,030
Yes, it's just a little bit
tricky at the moment

331
00:15:12,054 --> 00:15:14,030
because the, one of the
people that I'm here with,

332
00:15:14,054 --> 00:15:16,299
he's a bit upset 'cause
the girl he was seeing

333
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,772
has just split up with him so.

334
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:18,847
Is she hot?

335
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:22,859
I find her attractive, yeah.

336
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,583
Are you going to say something?

337
00:15:25,607 --> 00:15:27,852
To you, oh, I don't know.

338
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,092
Maybe, I just don't want him to think

339
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:33,832
that I've been thinking about
them having sex, you know?

340
00:15:33,907 --> 00:15:34,932
There you go.

341
00:15:35,007 --> 00:15:36,007
Oh well.

342
00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:40,672
Right.

343
00:15:41,894 --> 00:15:43,132
Oh my God, what's that?

344
00:15:43,207 --> 00:15:44,892
You never had tequila before?

345
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:46,739
I thought it was like squash.

346
00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:50,957
I am so sorry Jerry.

347
00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:52,030
Man, what took so long?

348
00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:53,652
I had to pop to the toilet.

349
00:15:53,727 --> 00:15:55,132
Just I've got the runs I think.

350
00:15:55,207 --> 00:15:57,299
Well, surely that would
make things quicker.

351
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:59,812
Well, there wasn't a cubicle so.

352
00:15:59,887 --> 00:16:01,092
Let's do this.

353
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,974
- Cheers buddy.
- Cheers man.

354
00:16:07,261 --> 00:16:08,352
Yeah.

355
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:09,732
So what were we talkin' about.

356
00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:11,812
Well, I think you were about

357
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:13,637
to me about your last relationship.

358
00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:15,812
What, no, man, don't bring me down.

359
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,259
I'm tryin' to get up.

360
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,863
You know, you really
should go for one of those.

361
00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:22,619
Which one's your favorite?

362
00:16:22,686 --> 00:16:23,926
I just wouldn't wanna choose.

363
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:25,572
- Come on man.
- It's fine.

364
00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:26,663
No, Jerry, honestly.

365
00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:28,263
Oh they are so waiting for you.

366
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,572
They're begging for it.

367
00:16:29,647 --> 00:16:30,725
She's not.

368
00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:32,961
All right, I'm gonna go talk
to 'em, see what I can do.

369
00:16:32,962 --> 00:16:34,378
Come on, come on, quickly, quickly.

370
00:16:34,402 --> 00:16:36,007
- Okay.
- Yeah baby.

371
00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:43,212
So, just so I know, how much
are you willing to spend?

372
00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:44,287
What?

373
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,779
Hi Chris just to let you know

374
00:16:49,854 --> 00:16:51,812
that I've finally cracked it.

375
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,659
Yes, I was just going to take a look.

376
00:16:55,334 --> 00:16:56,459
I'll let Dixons know.

377
00:17:01,047 --> 00:17:02,572
Is there something else?

378
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,619
No, no, I should probably
get back to Mum.

379
00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:07,459
Yes, good idea.

380
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:14,759
The district nurse
just called and she's...

381
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,760
Died.

382
00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:30,172
Okay, try not to take this the wrong way

383
00:17:30,247 --> 00:17:32,812
but they both have concerns
about your dwarfism.

384
00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:35,332
Well, that's fine, I completely
understand. What about you?

385
00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:37,007
I think I'm starting to get used to it.

386
00:17:37,031 --> 00:17:38,751
No, are you interested
in either of those?

387
00:17:38,752 --> 00:17:40,692
No, no, I'm not lookin'
for a relationship.

388
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,619
Oh what, because you're married, Jerry?

389
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:47,412
Have people been talkin'
about me behind my back?

390
00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:48,565
Why didn't you tell me?

391
00:17:48,641 --> 00:17:50,001
'Cause it's none of your business.

392
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,292
Well you told Tuva.

393
00:17:51,367 --> 00:17:53,339
That was different, all
right, just slipped out.

394
00:17:53,414 --> 00:17:55,373
Well, Jerry, there's been
plenty of opportunities

395
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,014
when it could've easily
slipped out of me.

396
00:17:57,015 --> 00:17:58,967
- What?
- Sorry guys.

397
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:01,487
What else did Tuva say about me?

398
00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:02,791
I don't know, why would I care

399
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,619
about how she feels about you?

400
00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:05,694
Wait a?

401
00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:08,732
You like Tuva?

402
00:18:08,807 --> 00:18:11,732
Yes, I like, of course I like Tuva.

403
00:18:11,807 --> 00:18:13,332
Obviously.

404
00:18:13,407 --> 00:18:14,732
Why is that so funny?

405
00:18:14,807 --> 00:18:15,899
No, it's just.

406
00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:18,197
You deserve better.

407
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:19,299
No I don't.

408
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:21,273
Hey, I'm just tryin' to
look out for you, okay?

409
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:22,552
You just said we were buddies.

410
00:18:22,627 --> 00:18:24,707
Yeah, well buddies don't
keep things from each other.

411
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,932
Exactly, I mean, I didn't
know you liked her like that.

412
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,863
You shoulda made your
feelings more obvious.

413
00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:29,887
Hey.

414
00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:33,259
What, Tuva, what?

415
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:35,212
So is Jerry your date?

416
00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:36,619
Mm-hm.

417
00:18:36,694 --> 00:18:37,694
Cool.

418
00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:41,379
Why didn't you say?

419
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,692
You knew she was here?

420
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:45,032
Sorry, did I not tell you that?

421
00:18:45,107 --> 00:18:46,432
Is this why you brought me here

422
00:18:46,507 --> 00:18:47,852
so you two can hang out?

423
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,567
Hang on, I just need to work out exactly

424
00:18:49,591 --> 00:18:51,872
how this came about 'cause
I'm actually quite drunk now.

425
00:18:51,904 --> 00:18:53,732
This is how you try to cheer me up?

426
00:18:53,807 --> 00:18:55,807
Well, apart from this bit
I'm havin' a great night.

427
00:18:55,808 --> 00:18:56,812
Me too, I'm gonna go out

428
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:59,397
to the garden to smoke some weed.

429
00:18:59,421 --> 00:19:01,319
- Whoa.
- You guys wanna come?

430
00:19:01,394 --> 00:19:02,659
No, not, my asthma's.

431
00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:04,372
- No, knock yourself out.
- Sorry.

432
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,532
Cool, later.

433
00:19:06,607 --> 00:19:07,692
Why would you lie to me?

434
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:08,837
I thought we were friends.

435
00:19:08,861 --> 00:19:09,932
Well, you know what?

436
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:11,327
I thought we were friends as well

437
00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:12,568
but there's some people who
think you walk all over me.

438
00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,052
What? What else do they say?

439
00:19:14,127 --> 00:19:15,232
That you pee sitting down.

440
00:19:15,307 --> 00:19:17,133
Okay, that's my business
and not all the time.

441
00:19:17,134 --> 00:19:19,014
Okay, sometimes I don't
know what's gonna happen

442
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,092
so I play it safe.

443
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:21,332
That you're secretly vegan.

444
00:19:21,407 --> 00:19:22,432
Oh fuck you.

445
00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:23,532
That you're weak.

446
00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:24,612
You think I'm weak?

447
00:19:24,687 --> 00:19:26,233
Well, you're always talkin'
about how tough you are

448
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:27,674
but no one's ever seen it have they?

449
00:19:27,675 --> 00:19:28,699
Okay, you know what?

450
00:19:28,774 --> 00:19:29,899
Here, you wanna arm wrestle?

451
00:19:29,974 --> 00:19:31,654
I don't wanna arm
wrestle, it hurts my arm.

452
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,972
- Whatever.
- You know what I'm done.

453
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,727
Where are you, hey,
hey, don't walk away.

454
00:19:35,751 --> 00:19:37,997
- I'm talkin' to you.
- I'm going home Jerry.

455
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:39,179
What a wuss.

456
00:19:41,286 --> 00:19:42,432
- Okay get up.
- What?

457
00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:43,799
- Get up.
- Why?

458
00:19:43,874 --> 00:19:45,719
We're fighting, get up.

459
00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:47,052
We're gonna fight?

460
00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:49,092
I'm the one who should be fighting you.

461
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:50,367
Go for it, move your table.

462
00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:52,677
- Oh, oh, you want help with the table?
- Yeah.

463
00:19:52,701 --> 00:19:53,859
Yeah, where are we going?

464
00:19:53,934 --> 00:19:55,832
- Just to the right like that.
- There.

465
00:19:55,907 --> 00:19:57,732
- Thank you.
- I can move furniture too.

466
00:19:57,807 --> 00:19:58,887
Go for it.

467
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,852
Look at that and this.

468
00:20:01,927 --> 00:20:03,892
Here, there, there,
you have enough space

469
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:05,932
for all your moves huh?

470
00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:07,659
- You little.
- Little what?

471
00:20:07,734 --> 00:20:08,734
Just little.

472
00:20:10,447 --> 00:20:11,739
Yeah, sorry buddy.

473
00:20:11,814 --> 00:20:13,334
I'm sorry, it's just instinct, sorry.

474
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,277
- Hey!
- Hey!

475
00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:17,932
Okay, can you stop hugging me?

476
00:20:18,007 --> 00:20:19,007
No.

477
00:20:20,127 --> 00:20:21,172
Hey.

478
00:20:21,247 --> 00:20:23,052
Ow Jerry!

479
00:20:23,127 --> 00:20:25,059
Sorry, again, instinct.

480
00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:26,739
Come on, get up.

481
00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:27,814
Hey, don't try!

482
00:20:27,887 --> 00:20:28,939
Ow!

483
00:20:29,014 --> 00:20:31,059
Yeah, yeah, kick me.

484
00:20:31,134 --> 00:20:32,597
Where you goin' you little squirrel?

485
00:20:32,621 --> 00:20:34,877
Oh, you're tryin' to
look me in the eye huh?

486
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,141
Why are you such a dickhead?

487
00:20:36,174 --> 00:20:37,372
What?

488
00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:39,127
Well you treat me
like shit all the time.

489
00:20:39,128 --> 00:20:41,012
I don't treat you like
shit, you're my PA.

490
00:20:41,087 --> 00:20:43,368
I'm not your PA, I've been
workin' at GCHQ for 12 years.

491
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:45,254
I'm a junior analyst.

492
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,127
- Really?
- Yes!

493
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,357
Just lose the front.

494
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,143
Oh you think I have a front now?

495
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,197
You think I'm frontin'?

496
00:20:51,221 --> 00:20:54,219
- Well why won't you let me in?
- Jesus.

497
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,579
Come on, why?

498
00:20:59,687 --> 00:21:01,447
You wanna know why
I won't let you in, huh?

499
00:21:01,448 --> 00:21:03,317
You really wanna know?

500
00:21:03,341 --> 00:21:06,179
'Cause the last time I let
someone in, I shot him.

501
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,939
I lost my best friend.

502
00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:14,732
Is that what you wanted to hear?

503
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,899
All right, are you happy?

504
00:21:25,927 --> 00:21:27,699
You really gotta work on your instinct.

505
00:21:41,407 --> 00:21:42,407
Jerry.

506
00:21:45,061 --> 00:21:47,132
♪ Hurray, hurray, hurray ♪

507
00:21:47,207 --> 00:21:48,877
♪ Misery's on the way ♪

508
00:21:48,901 --> 00:21:52,652
♪ There are bad vibes
just around the corner ♪

509
00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:56,092
♪ There are dark clouds
hurtling through the sky ♪

510
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:59,772
♪ It's as clear as crystal
from Bridlington to Bristol ♪

511
00:21:59,847 --> 00:22:01,692
♪ That we can't save democracy ♪

512
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,397
♪ And we don't much care ♪

513
00:22:03,421 --> 00:22:05,223
♪ We'd better all learn the lyrics ♪

514
00:22:05,247 --> 00:22:07,612
♪ Of the old Red Flag ♪

515
00:22:07,687 --> 00:22:11,779
♪ But wait till we drop down dead ♪