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(crickets chirping and birdsong)
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(Beeping and alarm tone
a roaring engine)
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(The beeping stops
of even trumpeting.)
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(beeping)
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Give it here.
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(snoring)
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(Ringtone)
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(tortured) Yes?
(Elisabeth) Get up!
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(pop)
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Müller, Goethe comprehensive school.
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My student is doing an internship here.
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Last name?
- (annoyed) MÜ-LLER!
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The student.
- I don't know now.
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Chantal! Where are you?
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I am trunk!
(Zeki) Well, how's it going?
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The stupid cow
from Schillergymnasium is also here.
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She disses me all the time,
Mr. Müller! - N/a?
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Is that your social worker?
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Be a bit careful with your tone,
Mouse tits.
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How are you talking to me?
- I want some coffee too.
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Is for the customers.
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No matter, I'll take it without chewing gum anyway.
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(quietly) God!
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Can you at least practice driving?
- So no, please.
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The young people
don't come up with any ideas.
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Chantal, you can now
continue vacuuming the floor mats.
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I can't imagine it
there is a company that employs them.
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(Chantal) We're doing a golfie!
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Blah blah, this internship
don't make any sense anyway.
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Internships.
- No, I'm talking about the plural.
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Now engine on.
(Engine starts.)
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Please stop the engine immediately!
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And: Hum, hum, hum.
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(She screams.)
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(pitched scream and car alarm)
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Are you stupid?!
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Blurry.
(boss) Get out!
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You have to tell her
that she is not gifted. - Nope.
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Then she freaks out.
I've got her under control right now.
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Too much stress. I want me
don't bother with it so much.
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You are an important one
Reference person for the students.
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You believe that anyone
his teacher is important?
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I still have pen pals
with my teachers.
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You just like teachers.
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To the mean ones who are strict with you
and grade you for sex. (giggle)
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(String Concerto by Vivaldi)
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Memo to the caretaker:
The leaves were not completely swept.
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trash can not emptied,
Deposit bottles everywhere. (phone)
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Yes? - Mr Badebrecht
from the Ministry of Education.
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Should come in.
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(She inhales deeply.)
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I want the image campaign
of the Ministry of Education, Eckhard.
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That would be the right PR.
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You'll be up almost immediately
with the Schillergymnasium.
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If you want to beat them, you need
an international school trip.
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We still have Föhr this semester.
- Let's not kid ourselves.
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You need something international.
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An emerging country.
- Hmm.
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Human rights aspect.
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Put your finger in the wound
the global educational misery.
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Your GGS must show voice.
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Ha, sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
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I think so often
back to the time with you.
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Eckhard, the school
needs all my energy.
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(Gong sounds) In 14 days we will decide
who gets the advertising campaign.
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(clearing throat) Gudrun.
- Eckhard.
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Show Erika
who is the better director. Hm?
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(rhythmic pop music)
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Yes.
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(Chantal ironically) Ploppi!
Oh, do you have to pick up trash?
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(Elisabeth) Put the stuffed animals back.
These are for poor children in Thailand.
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Ms. Meyer, you can't become the enemy
change and then hang around here.
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We're just talking.
- Does not interest me.
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Nice at Schillergymnasium?
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Long smoking breaks,
good coffee, rich parents?
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Yes. I actually wanted to
just lead the choir.
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I offered it to you too.
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They wanted to rename Deutschförder.
- Can't you sing the alphabet?
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What are here
the escape routes blocked?
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The Schillergymnasium
collects for Thailand.
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This thing will be gone tomorrow morning.
This is not a smoking area.
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You look like a colorful parrot.
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I'll show you parrot!
- Leave Ploppi happy!
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She bit me! She's not allowed to do that.
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He said I looked like a parrot.
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The fucker himself is ugly!
- Hey!
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Chantal, pay attention to your choice of words,
otherwise an example will be made here.
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What is being regulated?
- No idea.
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Mr. Müller, your certificate of good conduct
I still don't have it.
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I'll bring it with me.
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Good. And how went
the company internships of the 10b?
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Actually I wanted to go somewhere
where you work... Ouch!
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I was with the police, right?
It was SO shit.
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With the police car
I'm not allowed to drive.
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Which car were you allowed to drive?
not drive? - The police car.
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Daniel, dative.
- No, it was an Opel, I think.
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Yes, then I'm looking forward to the reports.
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Clear. I'll correct it.
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(laughter and disgust sounds)
There's trash here, Ms. Schnabelstedt.
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You as an environmental officer
endanger our eco-label.
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Um, I'll do it.
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(Students hooting) Uh, Ploppi!
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(Zeki) Stop it now!
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(pop music)
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(printer sound)
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At least the simple spellings
You could have highlighted mistakes.
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(annoyed) Yes...
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Shit job! You have to constantly
Submit a new document later.
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Would you 50% of your criminal
Putting energy into teaching...
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Being a teacher is so tiring!
- Yes.
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This early rising!
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Now you get it again
your depressive phase.
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Exactly what the therapist said.
- No.
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Come!
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No!
- But!
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I'm not sure if that
shouldn't go in a little further down.
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Grotesque.
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I'd much rather have a bar.
- You don't have any money for that.
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You work until you get your 10b high school diploma
has made. Or tried to.
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This could take forever.
I asked, you're creditworthy.
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We discussed that.
You can cancel.
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But only when you have enough money
to build your own existence.
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You have to get out of this vicious circle,
never getting anything done.
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Otherwise you'll end up back in prison.
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(loud music)
Laura, turn down the music!
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Since Daniel has it,
She only listens to stupid raps.
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(TV presenter) Now let's come
on a less amusing topic.
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And died yesterday in the hospital
the imprisoned Mustafa K.,
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after he with a bed sheet
had attempted to break out
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and over six meters
had fallen into the depths.
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Mustafa was in 2012 because
imprisoned for a robbery
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and shortly after the arrest he had two...
(cell phone)
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Saw it.
- ...police officers injured.
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What kind of letter?
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N/a? What's in it?
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I do not know. Only have the first one
Line read. It said “for Zeki.”
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Where did you get it?
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Someone smuggled him out of prison.
A fat guy came by.
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He still owes Musti.
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"If I get shot during the escape
or something like that, my prey is in your tank."
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Nothing else?
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"Give something to Charlie!"
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Oh, that's sweet!
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This is from you,
I'm not stupid.
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That's a different color and font!
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Oops! See through.
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Wash the car, not the dog!
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Shut up!
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(Charlie) I don't understand.
- We're on the run.
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(police siren)
We're separating.
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I take the money, you take the diamonds.
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I run to you, so does he.
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He is intercepted,
throws his prey into my tank.
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Because MY car
stood with YOU that night.
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Stupid hiding place.
- True.
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Why doesn't he have it?
buried at a construction site?
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(rhythmic instrumental music)
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Bah! What did you fill up with, dude?
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(sharp scream and jubilant laughter)
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Yeah! Yes!
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That's definitely 40, 50,000 euros.
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Here.
- Thanks, man.
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Commission.
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Oh! I would rather have it than a ring,
but it works like that too.
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I see it in front of me.
Great bar, a few hookers.
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Or something more sophisticated: Gogos.
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I stand there, every now and then
I buy one, mix cocktails.
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But you liked being a teacher.
- Because I had no perspective.
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Who works voluntarily
when he has THIS?
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Now you can
dump the uptight teacher
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and afford you a hot escort slut.
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Don't babble.
- Does it even blow properly?
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You're about to blow my fist!
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I have to quit.
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I have to look at real estate
for the bar. You're hired.
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Now I can say it.
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I was really ashamed of it,
that you were a teacher.
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Don't cancel right away. I still would
Keep it secret for a few weeks.
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If the cops are watching us.
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(Music: "Bills"
by LunchMoney Lewis)
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(Elisabeth) Yes, I listened to it.
I know this is important to you.
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I haven't forgotten you, Caro.
I'll do it right now. Yes.
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Where have you been?
I called you three times.
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We have a conference coming up.
- Bah.
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What is that?
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I fixed your bike.
- While I was shopping with it?
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I'm going to go change.
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00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:05,493
Are you hiding something?
- I'm always suspected. Totally annoying!
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00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:08,990
Who does it bother? You get it
a subjective in your sentence?
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00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:13,116
(Music: "Bills"
by LunchMoney Lewis)
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It's too bad.
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Laura?
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Which teacher would get
the ministry’s campaign?
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The international one for me
school trip.
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With this campaign
we become known, famous.
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New students, grants, PR,
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maybe even a new diving pit.
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(harp sound)
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00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,621
No more dreams!
Who is going on an international school trip?
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00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,751
Föhr no longer counts?
- Föhr was international because...?
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00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,580
I was already in Föhr,
You weren't director then.
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00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:13,790
Now don't start again
with your seal breeding station.
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00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:16,666
Without my environmental group
and the 12 euro sponsorship per month
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00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:18,916
Ines and Rolle would no longer be alive.
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00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,121
For role we now have seal cam
and Twitter account,
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if anyone wants to follow.
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00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:26,780
Maybe you could have longer
should remain in treatment.
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00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:30,247
I would like to go to Rome again.
The wine, the air, the dolce vita!
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00:11:30,417 --> 00:11:32,579
An emerging country, Mr. Gundlach!
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Not pizza,
but an epidemic or catastrophe.
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00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:39,368
Schillergymnasium travels to Thailand.
- I would go somewhere.
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00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,909
If Mr. Müller comes with me.
- What? Nope.
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00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:45,155
I'm definitely not going to the country home
with the weaklings.
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00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:47,370
And not with my Föhr budget anyway.
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00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,080
Or I'll rush you
the SV on the neck, Gudrun.
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00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:51,786
This is called service according to plan.
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(loudly) Service according to plan, Ingrid!
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So.
(He knocks.)
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Ready now?
- That's right, you have parent-teacher conference day.
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(quietly) Fuck.
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00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,663
You say what's going well
talk about weaknesses...
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00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:07,076
Can you write this down for me?
- You're so dependent.
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00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,993
Have you started reading Faust?
- Sure.
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00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:14,456
And which part do you like best?
- Where he dies.
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Where he shoots the apple away.
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00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:21,205
You didn't even google that.
(kissing sound)
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00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:25,073
We'll still talk about the school trip, okay?
Hauke shouldn't get the campaign.
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Keep dreaming.
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(playful instrumental music)
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00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:41,954
(Hip-hop music plays in the background.)
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00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,450
Did you sleep here?
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00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:03,869
But not with coitus interruptus
and start shit like that, okay?
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00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:08,412
Only with a condom. I'm not in the mood for yours
to finance the baby left behind.
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00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,784
Oh my God. This is so grotesque.
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The woman just has my things
sorted out. My old DVDs: gone.
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00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,997
The mascot: gone.
All my stuffed animals: gone.
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00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:21,285
What did the mascot look like?
- The Göhtier, a sloth like that.
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(screams) What did she do with it?
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Donated. You don't play with it anymore anyway.
- To whom?
240
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,242
This is totally grotesque!
That was our school mascot.
241
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,500
Oh. I'm sorry for that.
242
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:36,280
To the Schillergymnasium
for their partner school in Thailand.
243
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,622
Did you throw that in the container?
- Yesterday afternoon.
244
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:43,411
I had the trash bag with me after all.
What do you have then?
245
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,119
Simply grotesque!
246
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,955
Can you stop
to always use this word?
247
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,412
Do you mean "grotesque"?
248
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,036
(tires squealing)
249
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,165
(choral music)
250
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,790
Caro!
251
00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:07,030
Where is the donation container?
- It was picked up yesterday.
252
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:10,121
They ship it all to Thailand.
-Thailand?!
253
00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:11,203
Yes.
254
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:13,832
(loudly) Fuck!
255
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,791
Oh, the sun is rising!
Super cool shirt.
256
00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,369
Thanks.
(Zeki) Hey!
257
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,698
Are you going to where the donations are?
- You are the father of...?
258
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,868
No, no, that's Mr. Müller
from the GGS.
259
00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:45,125
Hauke Wölki. Bio, English.
260
00:14:45,292 --> 00:14:47,124
Yes and?
- I am Lisi's ex-boyfriend.
261
00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:49,409
Didn't she tell?
- Maybe.
262
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:51,158
Jealous?
263
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:54,076
Fun. We are no longer in contact.
264
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:57,330
The little grammar princess is yours.
- Excited, huh?
265
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,207
I'm just in a good mood.
266
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,742
Great job, great students.
(snaps) Runs.
267
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:03,658
Hauke, we are waiting!
268
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:08,407
Morning! I'm a little late.
I got a bad oyster yesterday.
269
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:12,039
Are you getting the projector yet?
I also have something to nibble with.
270
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,291
The class is a treasure.
271
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:15,414
Are you going there?
272
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,825
Yes, that is ours
Partner school in Thailand,
273
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,458
the most successful social school project.
274
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:22,036
Shit.
275
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:25,531
Frustrating when your own school
doesn't have the options.
276
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:30,123
Elisabeth and you, maybe you want to
Buy a hedge from the school garden?
277
00:15:30,292 --> 00:15:33,285
You can from the street
look directly into Lisi's living room.
278
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:37,122
I mostly look out and not in.
- I was happy. I have to go.
279
00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:40,706
Will you be attending training in May?
for schoolyard design? Cool guy.
280
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:42,537
Say hello to the mouse.
281
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,412
(instrumental music)
282
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,450
My bank called me.
283
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:04,663
Did you want with my card?
buy a ticket to Bangkok?
284
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,371
I may have figured it out somewhere.
285
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,786
(silently)
286
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:11,416
Zeki? Don't kid me.
287
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:15,369
Man, I just wanted to borrow it.
My money won't come for two weeks.
288
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,990
Don't give it your all first
for computer games and alcohol.
289
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:22,035
What do you want in Bangkok?
It's not a vacation. What's going on?
290
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:22,789
(beeping)
291
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,075
Kaiser, probation officer
from Mr. Müller.
292
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,948
Ms Schnabelstedt, confirm this with us
for the end of the suspended sentence,
293
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,583
that Mr. Müller
a permanent residence with you...
294
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:32,490
Schnabelstedt?
295
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:36,707
You have five seconds for the truth
or I'll never lie for you again. - Hello?
296
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:40,949
Tell him you're with a fake one
Certificate of good conduct to work as a teacher.
297
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,458
Are you still there?
- Yes. Hello, Mr. Kaiser.
298
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,912
I was going to call you anyway.
Because of Mr. Müller?
299
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,700
Hey! I wanted to surprise you.
-Hello?
300
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,583
I wanted to be with you...
on an international school trip.
301
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:55,539
So that Ms. Gerster can outdo the SCG
and you get the teacher campaign.
302
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,825
Mrs Schnabelstedt?
- Sorry.
303
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,242
Mr. Müller is still there
reported here.
304
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:03,660
Yes, I'll tell him that.
If everyone were like that. Bye.
305
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,414
(beeping)
306
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:08,451
I thought if we
Pay for a teacher ticket yourself,
307
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,491
we can do better with the budget.
308
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:12,499
I should have asked you.
309
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,624
Oh man, and I was so stupid to you.
310
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,328
I'm sorry, I...
311
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:19,371
I'm still afraid
that you do something again
312
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,459
and I every four weeks
has to come to prison sex.
313
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,083
You just have to learn first
to trust me.
314
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,116
It would be so great if you came with me.
315
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:30,831
And then Thailand too!
- (aggressively) I have to go there!
316
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,784
You're really passionate about your job.
317
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:34,914
Yes.
318
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:40,287
Yes, but... without the budget
Ingrid's North Sea trip won't do anything.
319
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,575
Think about your career!
320
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,709
Someone has to convince her
Föhr to cancel.
321
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:51,991
(ominous music)
322
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:56,116
God, I'm not extreme
unscrupulous, right? I got this from you.
323
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:01,624
This is a test, right?
324
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:05,035
It's not a test.
Take out Leimbach-Knorr.
325
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,666
She is unstable
since she was in the burnout clinic.
326
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:09,825
What do we get for it?
- Nothing.
327
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,162
We want to go to the country home.
328
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:16,451
You are not in the environmental group.
- Then make sure of it.
329
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,413
Or you can
do the dirty work alone.
330
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:25,244
Yes, from me.
331
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:26,908
(screams of joy)
332
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:31,789
We've never been on a school trip before.
We always have to stay at home.
333
00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:33,415
Why?
334
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,366
Think of something!
335
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,659
(quiet cheering and moronic laughter)
336
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:42,783
Animals.
337
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:46,280
She's taking pills.
(Chantal) Oh yes!
338
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,916
School is not a playground.
339
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,741
(clattering rumble)
340
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:55,328
(groans and groans)
341
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,078
(She groans.)
342
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,573
reigns,
you're probably not in your right mind!
343
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:02,991
Saugange!
344
00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,575
Sorry, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr.
345
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,707
Oh, just get out of the sun.
346
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,332
Now it's quiet!
347
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,541
Or there is a six for everyone.
348
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:16,951
I'm super annoyed again,
because there is whispering everywhere.
349
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,833
So, now pay attention
350
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,492
and describe what happens.
351
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:26,459
(loud bang and panicked screams)
352
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,165
(hysterical moaning)
353
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,666
(loud hissing and moaning)
354
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:36,115
Who manipulated the experiment?
- No one!
355
00:19:36,292 --> 00:19:39,160
My mother says,
You are no longer allowed to teach.
356
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:42,622
I bet YOU have here
something messed up.
357
00:19:42,792 --> 00:19:45,375
You just want me
portray as crazy.
358
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,412
You stay here!
359
00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,079
(Girl) What was THAT?
360
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,536
(The class becomes quiet.)
361
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,246
One word and we'll shave your heads!
362
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,451
Wow, he didn't even say
that this is going to be so bad.
363
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,200
(Erika) You're cheating
to the top league.
364
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,914
Humanistic education is out, Erika.
Veni, vidi, sorry yes.
365
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:18,656
And the inclusion certificate?
You don't even have a wheelchair ramp.
366
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,699
Etienne has Asperger's.
- Eleven percent.
367
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:24,198
For the anti-racism focus school
WE applied.
368
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,537
I have almost 50 percent migration.
369
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,667
But we have really black students.
- Yes, one.
370
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,075
I don't know if it isn't painted.
371
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,206
Don't get cheeky!
372
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,375
There's a surprise test coming soon.
373
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,492
(psychedelic music)
374
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,366
(rumbling)
375
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:49,207
Quiet!
376
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,824
Take it easy!
377
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,455
(echoing voices) Ingrid!
378
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:56,956
Who 's there?
379
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,117
(suppressed snort)
Shh!
380
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:03,366
(both) Your inner voices!
381
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:07,161
You must destroy us!
382
00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,251
Or we will destroy YOU!
383
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,285
(Chantal and Daniel laugh evilly.)
384
00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,290
I'll finish you!
385
00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:27,408
Stop it!
386
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:32,623
And dismantle the gym again! You have
cheated you into our catchment area.
387
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,034
Watch less “Game of Thrones,” right?
388
00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:37,291
Speaking of which, you don't even have a coat of arms.
389
00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:42,411
And next thing I'm going to do is get
the Ministry of Education campaign.
390
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,207
Ha! With Föhr? Certainly not.
391
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,707
(driving music)
392
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,324
(scared) Ingrid!
393
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:48,490
Now it's your turn!
394
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:51,455
In the North Sea it was just
the plug pulled. Volley.
395
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:52,706
(Both scream.)
396
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,745
Oh God! She'll kill him!
397
00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:57,658
Don't you hear the voices?
- What?
398
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:00,416
Hell is empty. All the devils are here.
399
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:02,575
What has gotten into you?
400
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:03,991
Shakespeare.
401
00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:07,239
I'm not crazy!
This bunch of pigs!
402
00:22:07,417 --> 00:22:08,908
I'll show them all!
403
00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,450
Freedom! Freedom!
404
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:19,531
So Pia, here,
Don't hang bikes on the railings, right?
405
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:20,824
And don't post!
406
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,366
(bell)
407
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,865
Dear colleagues,
Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is out again.
408
00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:28,250
Ms. Schnabelstedt takes over the environmental company
409
00:22:28,417 --> 00:22:31,125
and goes with Mr. Müller to...
- Thailand, Ban Nam.
410
00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:32,328
Thailand?
411
00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:36,407
Why is that? It's already driving
the Schillergymnasium. Bad idea.
412
00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:40,035
It's cheap, and the village is
Accustomed to visits from young people.
413
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:41,790
They go there regularly.
414
00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:45,247
And maybe we can help them
chase away the partner school.
415
00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,949
That's the spirit!
416
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,833
Uh, I need a few more
take from my B.
417
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,832
Chantal and stuff.
(Elizabeth) What?
418
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,834
You won't survive this.
- And a disabled person.
419
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,164
Additionally? That is yes
a special school trip. How come?
420
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:02,167
Because we are an inclusion school.
No objection.
421
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,574
Ask...
- Poppy.
422
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,116
Exactly. We don't have any more.
423
00:23:05,292 --> 00:23:09,206
You cannot become a participant in the environmental group
exchange without asking us. - Yes, yes.
424
00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:12,038
Away!
- He's so stupid.
425
00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:15,121
I don't even know
why everyone finds it so hot.
426
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,450
Absolutely not. I never travel.
427
00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:21,124
(pop)
428
00:23:21,292 --> 00:23:23,158
Hey, but this is going to be super fun.
429
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:26,292
Chantal spanked me twice.
She will do it again.
430
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:29,906
Is it just because of Chantal?
- 65 percent because of Chantal.
431
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:33,622
Besides, I'm interested
the climate zone is not special.
432
00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:35,829
I hate sweat. Yes.
433
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,741
(Zeki) Fuck!
434
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:41,741
Huh? Then Ploppi stays here.
435
00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:44,534
If he doesn't come with you,
let's go to Föhr.
436
00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:47,746
Spain. Also cool.
- "Spain"...
437
00:23:48,417 --> 00:23:50,750
Who's on headbutt duty?
- Uh, ish!
438
00:23:50,917 --> 00:23:53,034
Give yourself one.
- She said "ish".
439
00:23:53,208 --> 00:23:55,825
Who is on Ish duty?
- Ish!
440
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,582
Uh... I.
- Too late.
441
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:58,991
Oh man, ouch!
442
00:23:59,167 --> 00:24:00,328
(Daniel) Hey!
443
00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:02,624
(screaming and bawling)
444
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,957
Apologize to Etienne,
or looks for lugworms.
445
00:24:06,125 --> 00:24:07,741
Nope. But I don't want anything.
446
00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:10,830
He's funny
and in love with Mrs. Schnabelstedt.
447
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,832
(Zynep) Oh! Sweet!
448
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,081
Seriously?
449
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:17,163
He has a scream in the locker
with photos of her. - "Shrine".
450
00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:19,165
(screams) He has a scream in his...
451
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:22,405
Don't "scream", "shrine", dude!
452
00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:24,290
(sighing) You stupid people.
453
00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:26,158
What?
454
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:29,451
But we can do it
but Abi with you, right?
455
00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:33,079
(soft string music)
456
00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:37,449
What have we learned today?
Photosynthesis is really exciting.
457
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,912
Because plants are... awesome!!!
458
00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:42,075
Check my “Organic is Awesome Channel”
459
00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:44,663
and the learning tips
my mega brain channel.
460
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,916
Over and out, says your Hauke.
461
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:49,541
Ah! Uh! Ah!
462
00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:51,370
(message beep)
463
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,533
(quiet sigh)
464
00:25:09,167 --> 00:25:10,874
(quiet sigh)
465
00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:14,574
(beep)
466
00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,700
(beep and hip hop music)
467
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:37,990
(beep)
468
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,204
(quiet, excited gasp)
469
00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:50,991
(squeals of joy)
470
00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:56,999
(The music becomes dramatic.)
No.
471
00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:59,250
I can't come with you.
472
00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:03,204
Yes, I HAVE to come with you.
473
00:26:07,167 --> 00:26:08,248
Yes.
474
00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,207
Yes!
475
00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:12,953
Father?
476
00:26:14,125 --> 00:26:16,458
Can you get me the big suitcase?
477
00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:18,912
(Chantal and Zeynep) Partner look! Yay!
478
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:22,325
That they will all be brought.
- Awkward!
479
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,290
Bye, dad.
- Have fun, okay?
480
00:26:31,083 --> 00:26:32,119
Hello Laura.
481
00:26:32,292 --> 00:26:34,500
School trip!
Like a pair of educators.
482
00:26:34,667 --> 00:26:38,490
I'll tell you straight away: I'm sleeping out.
You can do the teacher nonsense.
483
00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:41,739
(Elisabeth) This also includes
romantic nights in a tent?
484
00:26:41,917 --> 00:26:44,204
I sleep alone.
(laughing in disbelief) Yes!
485
00:26:44,375 --> 00:26:47,539
Hey Plop! Do you want to move?
486
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,415
(mocking laugh)
487
00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:50,911
Good morning!
488
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:53,120
Mr Müller!
- Yes, yes, come...
489
00:26:53,292 --> 00:26:54,282
School trip!
490
00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:56,415
Clean up the shit!
491
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,246
(everyone screams)
School trip! School trip!
492
00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:01,999
(Zeki) Shut up and sit down!
493
00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:03,624
(Roaring and loud clattering)
494
00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:05,158
(Zeki) Shut up!
495
00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:07,658
(Elisabeth) Zeynep!
(Zeki) Stop it!
496
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:10,541
Go through here.
(Zeynep) My watch!
497
00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,370
Dance on. Boarding is coming soon.
498
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,867
Yes, I'll be right on it.
Go to the gate now.
499
00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,705
Don't buy too many sweets
otherwise they'll be so excited.
500
00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,332
Hello, Schnabelstedt.
501
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,493
I could still
order a vegetarian dish?
502
00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:25,455
I'll see what I can do.
"Schnabelstedt".
503
00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,083
And you're traveling with... eight children?
504
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:30,037
Yes. One of them is my friend.
505
00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:34,663
I'll see if I can
can still reach someone.
506
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,916
Hey, he's a terrorist!
507
00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:39,200
I'm too broad, Mr. Müller.
508
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,207
(announcement)
509
00:27:41,375 --> 00:27:43,241
Get to the gate now! Let's go!
510
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:49,790
My ticket says,
that I'm sitting there! - Nonenenene!
511
00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:52,286
'Sorry!
512
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:54,996
A little late. Excuse me.
513
00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:05,284
Yes, please?
- Would you please come with me?
514
00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,245
Nope. I don't have a bomb with me.
515
00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:09,204
Oh god, that was a joke.
516
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:11,116
Not a particularly good one. Come along.
517
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:14,371
For the thousandth time,
I don't know what you're talking about.
518
00:28:14,542 --> 00:28:16,875
How long will this take now?
519
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:20,038
It was just a drinking bottle.
- Do you think that's funny?
520
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:23,781
I am a teacher. This is a stupid joke.
I really have to now...
521
00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:26,291
Get undressed. The colleague is coming soon.
522
00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:30,748
Welcome aboard. Also on
our friends from GGS in Eco.
523
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:33,204
Champagne is on its way to you.
524
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:36,447
I wish us...
I wish us a great flight.
525
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:39,368
Please not the onboard microphone, okay?
526
00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,198
Business?
527
00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:44,948
Sorry, guys. That was all
paid for by these alumni donations.
528
00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:47,833
Is personal to me
also a bit too... snobby.
529
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,162
Definitely at the wrong school.
530
00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:53,246
Caro. Ha? For the benefit.
- For the benefit.
531
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,412
(Stewardess) Boarding completed.
532
00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:00,667
Hello, someone is still missing.
My colleague is not there!
533
00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:03,291
I'm sorry,
but that's too late now.
534
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:05,620
But you have this
yes, wonderfully under control.
535
00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:09,706
Now would you please
buckle up? We're flying off now.
536
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:12,375
(fast rock music)
537
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:16,956
Now let's get started! Here we go!
538
00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:19,117
Listen... Stop it now!
Snout!
539
00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:21,750
I have the bottle
not put in hand luggage.
540
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,124
Definitely Daniel.
- Okay.
541
00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:25,830
They're not normal.
I can't drive without you!
542
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,743
One day will pass.
Laura has sleeping pills for the flight.
543
00:29:28,917 --> 00:29:33,332
Excuse me, would you use your cell phone
please turn it off? Thank you very much.
544
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,661
Fuck!
545
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:38,200
The one day thing
Unfortunately I don't see it.
546
00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:40,913
The police process
needs to be checked first.
547
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,290
Uh... And for how long?
548
00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,541
One to two weeks.
549
00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:49,449
Is whole milk.
550
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,581
(beep)
551
00:29:58,917 --> 00:29:59,907
Here you go.
552
00:30:00,083 --> 00:30:03,247
Give me peace of mind
a few of the little bottles there.
553
00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:09,828
(cough)
554
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,411
(loud screeching)
Man!
555
00:30:12,625 --> 00:30:15,948
Please don't open all the goods, okay?
(Zeki) Put that back!
556
00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:23,787
(announcement) Ladies and gentlemen, we are
currently crossing a zone of turbulence...
557
00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:26,291
One is enough, I would say.
558
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,582
(clattering and screaming)
559
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:32,288
(rattling and loud swallowing)
560
00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:34,290
(groan)
561
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,534
Now I've swallowed them all.
562
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:41,367
(Music: "Famous"
by Charli XCX)
563
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,412
(silent scene)
564
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:09,414
(exuberant bawling and screaming)
565
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,161
Oh my god, how warm!
566
00:31:19,333 --> 00:31:21,825
(Hauke) Guys, stop it
make the driver. Go in.
567
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,332
I do vlog.
- Me too.
568
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:24,365
Is my vlog!
569
00:31:24,542 --> 00:31:28,616
Hello, guys! Here is your Chanti!
570
00:31:29,417 --> 00:31:31,374
Guess where I am right now?
571
00:31:31,542 --> 00:31:35,741
Sure, I'm in Bangkok!
572
00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:37,915
Mr Müller is still sleeping.
573
00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:42,373
And I really need alcohol now!
574
00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,624
There's a whore!
- I'm sorry, what?
575
00:31:46,458 --> 00:31:48,450
fucker!
- The hooker can speak German.
576
00:31:48,583 --> 00:31:50,620
What's wrong with that?
577
00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,409
And where is our bus?
578
00:31:58,750 --> 00:31:59,615
There.
579
00:32:02,042 --> 00:32:02,998
(English with accent)
580
00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:04,540
You rent without driver.
581
00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:06,533
No driver.
582
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:09,165
Can anyone speak Thai?
583
00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:12,167
He said,
we rented without a driver.
584
00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:16,246
Bye.
-Bye.
585
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:17,658
Okay, let's go, Danger.
586
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,119
Yes, yes.
587
00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:23,036
(Zynep) Oh!
588
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:24,540
Wait, wait!
589
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:27,621
(The engine starts haltingly.)
590
00:32:27,792 --> 00:32:29,533
(hooting and screaming)
591
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:33,912
Now it starts, bitches and husos!
592
00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,992
(Music: "Talk Dirty"
by Jason Derulo)
593
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:40,582
(hooting)
594
00:32:44,083 --> 00:32:46,826
(cheering) Greatest school trip ever!
595
00:32:56,292 --> 00:32:58,875
(Daniel bawling) Thank you!
596
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:04,040
(Everyone talks at once.)
597
00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:09,039
It doesn't really stick
the table tennis ball in the...?
598
00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:10,289
But!
599
00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:11,783
(pop)
600
00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,328
Me too! Me too!
601
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:18,286
(pop)
602
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:24,414
Hey, Zeynep, do you know how many likes
get a video like that? - Yes!
603
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:27,655
Hey, Chantal, I bet
you can't play a ping pong ball
604
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:29,950
Let it fly out of your pussy!
605
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:34,448
(slurring) Five euros!
Stupidity is witness!
606
00:33:34,792 --> 00:33:36,328
Where is your ball?
607
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,409
Ah, got him!
608
00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:46,494
In the pussy, in the pussy,
in the pussy, in the pussy! Into the...
609
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:50,707
(Woman's voice) Roi Kamschu
Chriskath Anath Krr.
610
00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:54,744
(with rolling R)
Roi Kamschu Chriskath Anath Krr.
611
00:33:54,917 --> 00:33:56,704
(groan)
612
00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:02,828
Have we landed?
613
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,741
When is Mrs. Schnabelstedt coming?
614
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,624
When do we move on? I'm hot!
615
00:34:06,792 --> 00:34:09,500
And it smells very strongly of coriander.
616
00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:11,332
Where are the others?
617
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:14,493
Hmm, they wanted to
to a King Kong bar. Back there.
618
00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:20,580
To a ping pong bar?
- Hmm. No.
619
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:34,704
(Music: "Wrapped Up"
by Olly Murs)
620
00:34:40,167 --> 00:34:41,453
(hooting)
621
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:50,412
Hey! Have you gone crazy?
622
00:34:51,208 --> 00:34:54,201
So I almost have
didn't drink anything at all. Ahh!
623
00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:56,408
Get out of here, now!
624
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:57,744
You had the choice.
625
00:34:57,917 --> 00:35:02,662
But you had to tell Ms. Schnabelstedt
Smuggle a hand grenade in your hand luggage.
626
00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:05,496
Until she comes,
let's play by my rules.
627
00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:10,578
(click)
628
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,161
What happens to that?
629
00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:14,450
If you move away from my field of vision,
630
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:16,082
your leg explodes.
631
00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:19,664
(Beeping, whirring and moaning)
My leg is gone! My leg is...
632
00:35:22,208 --> 00:35:23,949
Ow.
- That was level 1.
633
00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:26,037
This is against the Human Council.
634
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,996
This is against sexually transmitted diseases
and fatal accidents.
635
00:35:29,167 --> 00:35:31,580
You should actually all be tied up.
636
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:35,323
Save yourself the trained one
Innocence eater. Now get on the bus!
637
00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:41,535
You look like whores.
- Zeynep, compliments for you.
638
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:49,412
(the gang sings) ♪Heidi,
you need to be happy.
639
00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:52,413
♪ Holladahidi, holladahidi,
holladahidi, holladahidi!
640
00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,495
♪ Holladahidi, holladahidi...
641
00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:57,495
(The gang roars
and sings all over the place.)
642
00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,454
♪ Such madness!
643
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:03,539
♪ You're playing with my feelings!
644
00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:05,370
(unintelligible singing and shouting)
645
00:36:05,542 --> 00:36:08,956
♪ So call me maybe.
Hey. I just met you.
646
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:10,623
Chantal!
647
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:13,037
♪ But here's my number,
648
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,574
♪ so call me maybe.
649
00:36:14,792 --> 00:36:17,500
(Music: "Call Me Maybe"
by Carly Rae Jepsen)
650
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,369
(cackle)
651
00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:38,245
(sharp scream)
652
00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:40,750
Hey Burak, we are at your home!
653
00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:43,287
Oh God, what an anti-social village.
654
00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:44,448
(Ringtone)
655
00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:45,911
Where are you?
656
00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:49,451
I spoke to this authority on the phone.
I can not come.
657
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:50,991
Are you kidding me?
658
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:54,285
I am suspected of being a terrorist!
I don't find it funny either.
659
00:36:54,458 --> 00:36:57,292
(Zeki) I can't do this alone.
- You'll manage.
660
00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:58,619
They're crazy.
661
00:36:58,792 --> 00:36:59,782
Nonsense!
662
00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:03,907
You grow on a school trip
right together with his students.
663
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:06,791
And if someone dies?
- Man, Daniel, stop it!
664
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,449
Danger! Put away the hatchet!
665
00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,617
Stick to the schedule.
666
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,454
Every day is structured.
667
00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:14,207
Remember the protocols.
668
00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:15,661
Laura there...
669
00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,745
Laura is not allowed to have sex under any circumstances.
670
00:37:17,917 --> 00:37:20,409
For emergencies:
There is an acupuncture set in the suitcase.
671
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,575
I love you. Get in touch.
- Okay.
672
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,740
Bye!
673
00:37:24,083 --> 00:37:25,290
(crows and cackles)
674
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:27,120
(Zeki groaning) Oh god...
675
00:37:29,042 --> 00:37:30,749
Sawadee Ch.
676
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:34,034
Welcome to Ban Nam.
677
00:37:34,417 --> 00:37:35,453
Hello.
678
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,912
Great that that worked, huh?
679
00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:40,499
The Elizabeth...
680
00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:44,115
(laughing) Well, about the presents
she remains true to herself.
681
00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:47,246
Yes, then let us show you
our partner school.
682
00:37:48,042 --> 00:37:49,078
(quiet moan)
683
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:51,537
Group of wolves: rows of two. And off we go!
684
00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,074
(annoyed) Come on!
685
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:56,083
(Chantal moans in disgust and gags.)
686
00:37:56,250 --> 00:38:00,324
(They sing Hallelujah off-key
from "Messiah" by George Frideric Handel.)
687
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:05,074
♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Halle-lujah!
688
00:38:05,292 --> 00:38:09,536
♪ Hallelujah!
689
00:38:09,708 --> 00:38:13,952
♪ Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Halle-lu-jah!
690
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:20,577
(Orchestra with choir appears.)
♪ For the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
691
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,491
♪ Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
692
00:38:25,292 --> 00:38:27,750
(cicadas chirping and director in English)
693
00:38:27,833 --> 00:38:31,201
Your campsite is down by the beach.
694
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:32,786
And where are you sleeping?
695
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:36,497
In our huts. We have those
Put it all together last year.
696
00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:38,158
Including... Torben?
697
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:40,791
Solar system, WiFi and fresh water filter.
698
00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:42,620
That's correct, buddy.
699
00:38:42,833 --> 00:38:45,200
This is supposed to be an eco-resort.
700
00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:47,788
30 percent of revenue
go straight to the village.
701
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,120
And the rest?
- Well, to the SCG.
702
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,536
Don't we fit in anymore?
703
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:57,166
These are all single beds.
Super basic.
704
00:38:57,333 --> 00:39:01,703
Hauke, the air conditioning doesn't work.
- Oh, the technology.
705
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,283
Wanker.
706
00:39:06,458 --> 00:39:08,245
(cheerful pop music)
707
00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:21,074
(Director in English) See!
708
00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:22,908
Paradise!
709
00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:26,831
Here I lost my innocence,
when I was 26.
710
00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:31,247
10 years ago the tsunami came without warning!
711
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,992
The wave was as high as a house.
712
00:39:34,458 --> 00:39:36,199
And she took everything with her.
713
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,245
(Daniel) Whoever is first in the water!
714
00:39:38,792 --> 00:39:39,999
Good luck!
715
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,707
Thank you, Speckie Chan.
716
00:39:44,792 --> 00:39:46,078
Hey, come here.
717
00:39:46,417 --> 00:39:47,407
Where is that?
718
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:49,495
Forbidden! Military area!
719
00:39:49,917 --> 00:39:51,328
Show me on the map!
720
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:55,664
(Laura) Let's put up some tents.
(Zeki) Okay.
721
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:57,491
People eat a lot of rice here?
722
00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:58,164
Yes.
723
00:39:58,250 --> 00:40:01,698
Mr. Müller, many of us
don't have any tents at all.
724
00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:04,458
Did you not read your packing list?
- What's that?
725
00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:07,333
It said on it,
what your parents should pack.
726
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:10,743
My parents don't speak German.
- Then why don't you read it?
727
00:40:10,917 --> 00:40:14,410
Huh? Because you said
the list is for our parents!
728
00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:17,034
When do we make stick bread?
729
00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:19,245
Danger could sleep in my tent.
730
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,706
Yes, exactly! Should I you
wrap the fuck option as a gift?
731
00:40:22,875 --> 00:40:25,458
You are Facebook friends here,
nothing else.
732
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:27,833
Are there any cute boys here?
- I hope.
733
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,037
And you two, don't stand around looking so slutty!
734
00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:32,916
Allowed to get into your underpants
just spiders and cockroaches.
735
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:33,948
Eeew!
736
00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:36,959
(Hauke) Group of wolves!
Let's get the raclette going!
737
00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,492
Can we get a group name too?
738
00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:42,159
Group of assholes!
Find building materials!
739
00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:44,450
(exotic animal sounds)
740
00:40:45,667 --> 00:40:46,783
Hmm?
741
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,245
(Zeki) Here you have something for the tent.
742
00:40:57,417 --> 00:40:58,407
(Zeynep is startled.)
743
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,707
Not the pot.
- For cooking.
744
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,913
Oh God, Mr. Müller, there's a wolf!
- Where?
745
00:41:08,083 --> 00:41:10,166
We can't look him in the eye.
746
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,325
Have you never seen a monkey before?
747
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,950
But. At kinox.to.
But they could speak there.
748
00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:17,538
Eww, he has hair everywhere!
749
00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:20,451
My God, how unkempt he looks.
750
00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:26,075
CAN YOU UNDERSTAND MISH?
751
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,663
(exuberant instrumental music)
752
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:32,949
(roars) Chantal!
753
00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:41,744
Chantal?
754
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,413
Why are you walking so strangely?
- Only this way.
755
00:41:46,208 --> 00:41:48,996
Do you have anything here...
Women's stuff, or what?
756
00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:51,624
Zeynep should give you a plug.
757
00:41:51,792 --> 00:41:53,909
(snorts) She still has that thing in her!
758
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:57,656
Mr. Müller, I should
speak to Ms. Schnabelstedt.
759
00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:58,664
(vibration)
760
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,457
I have lessons.
761
00:42:00,625 --> 00:42:01,786
Hello, this is Chantal.
762
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,494
Is what? Where is Mr. Müller?
763
00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:06,375
He's here,
but I have to talk to a woman.
764
00:42:06,542 --> 00:42:07,498
Spit it out!
765
00:42:07,667 --> 00:42:08,407
Yes?
766
00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:11,614
Why does she have a ping pong ball?
in the mumu? - You're so quiet!
767
00:42:11,792 --> 00:42:14,580
(loudly) Why does she have one?
Table tennis ball in the mumu?
768
00:42:14,750 --> 00:42:16,286
What do I know? They played.
769
00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:18,290
Did you seriously say "Mumu"?
770
00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:20,620
I remember table tennis differently.
771
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:24,456
How do you get out of the “Mumu”?
I just know how to get it in.
772
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,491
Oh man, Zeki, really.
773
00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:29,000
Shake well
and then as discussed, Meike.
774
00:42:29,167 --> 00:42:30,749
Can he slide into the innards?
775
00:42:30,917 --> 00:42:33,204
Hopefully in your head,
then there is something in it.
776
00:42:33,375 --> 00:42:34,741
OK!
777
00:42:34,917 --> 00:42:35,657
(panting)
778
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:37,324
Now, Meike!
779
00:42:39,167 --> 00:42:40,408
(scream and pop)
780
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,494
(Blubb)
781
00:42:41,667 --> 00:42:43,203
(exuberant screaming)
782
00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:47,699
Hmm. I had just cooked that.
783
00:42:47,875 --> 00:42:50,333
(gloating laughter)
784
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:51,991
Quiet, you trash!
785
00:42:52,167 --> 00:42:54,159
Danger, I get five euros from you!
786
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:57,451
Do you think I'm here for fun?
- Naturally. Why else?
787
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:00,995
(suspenseful music)
788
00:43:02,625 --> 00:43:04,617
Why do people go on night hikes?
789
00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:07,125
We're always outside at night anyway.
(Chantal) But yeah.
790
00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:14,415
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssss! A sewage treatment plant!
791
00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:20,958
(Chantal scared) What is that?
792
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:23,913
This is where the... ASIAN WITCH lives!
(Everyone screams.)
793
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:27,042
She smells the smell
of human flesh...
794
00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:31,832
Whoever screams loudest gets the cooking
and sells it as #24 on the map.
795
00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:36,366
(Chantal is startled.)
796
00:43:36,542 --> 00:43:37,874
(dramatic music)
797
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:49,165
(loud crash)
798
00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:51,283
(squeak)
799
00:43:54,083 --> 00:43:56,871
(Zeki) Okay, look for the donations from the GGS.
- What?
800
00:43:57,042 --> 00:43:58,749
(Chantal) Oh no...
801
00:43:59,292 --> 00:44:01,375
(tense music)
802
00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:14,790
Here are the boxes from our school.
803
00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:21,165
(bell ringing)
804
00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,665
Where's the fucking mascot?
805
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:36,457
(rumbling)
806
00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:41,207
(outcry)
807
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:43,915
Who was that?
808
00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:45,749
(choking and vomiting)
809
00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,283
Baah!
810
00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:50,245
(He breathes heavily.)
811
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,664
Get up, you lazy bastard!
- He is diabetic. He keeps tipping over.
812
00:44:56,125 --> 00:44:59,744
(Zeki) And you eat there all the time
Chocolate bars in you?
813
00:44:59,917 --> 00:45:02,079
Don't you have to measure everything and stuff?
814
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:04,617
Yes, Burak, you have to
Don't measure everything or something?
815
00:45:04,792 --> 00:45:06,408
Hey! Hey!
816
00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:08,241
Where are his fucking syringes?
817
00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:09,703
(Daniel) In the tent.
818
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,457
(dramatic music)
819
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,245
(Hauke) The Solenopsis invicta.
820
00:45:28,417 --> 00:45:32,957
They survived the tsunami by...
the female individuals and larvae
821
00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:34,866
chained together to form a raft.
822
00:45:35,042 --> 00:45:37,125
What is the poison made of, Silke?
- Alkaloids?
823
00:45:37,292 --> 00:45:38,954
Wow.
- Oh yes.
824
00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:40,832
(dramatic music)
825
00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:44,283
(rumbling and groaning)
826
00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:46,541
(Zeki) Hop, hop, hop, faster!
827
00:45:46,708 --> 00:45:49,451
(scared) Mr. Wölki? Uh!
- Torben, very calmly.
828
00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:51,537
(Torben snorts and screams.)
829
00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,374
Where does it come in?
- In the dick.
830
00:45:57,458 --> 00:45:58,448
(Zeki) Come on.
831
00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,450
(Chantal and Zeynep) Aaaah!
832
00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:03,365
(suppressed) Oh!
833
00:46:03,583 --> 00:46:05,575
(Burak weakly) That had to hit the stomach.
834
00:46:06,500 --> 00:46:09,038
(Zeki) Tomorrow you'll get a muzzle.
835
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:11,074
(Chantal) My feet hurt so much!
836
00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:13,492
(Zeynep) Then don't pull
such high shoes.
837
00:46:13,667 --> 00:46:15,624
(Chantal) Yes, as if flat.
838
00:46:24,458 --> 00:46:27,246
Laura? What's tomorrow, are we free?
839
00:46:27,417 --> 00:46:29,704
No, tomorrow morning
let's go to the temple complex.
840
00:46:29,875 --> 00:46:32,583
(quietly) These shitty trips all the time!
841
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:37,243
(Torben) Ah! There's another one, Mr. Wölki.
(Boy) Don't give a shit like that.
842
00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:39,750
(Hauke) Don't kill yourself!
843
00:46:39,917 --> 00:46:41,624
Look, the queen.
844
00:46:41,792 --> 00:46:44,284
(ironic) Yes, super cool, Mr. Wölki.
845
00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:46,040
(Hauke) Wow!
846
00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,244
Hey! Cloud!
847
00:46:51,792 --> 00:46:54,830
Maybe you can tomorrow
my class with me on the tour...
848
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:59,244
Torben was pushed
and no one apologized.
849
00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:02,000
Apologize!
850
00:47:02,167 --> 00:47:03,157
Hey!
851
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,540
(Daniel) Hey!
852
00:47:04,708 --> 00:47:06,370
(sighing) Well.
853
00:47:06,542 --> 00:47:08,158
Bad luck.
- What, that's it?
854
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:11,076
If you don't draw any consequences,
when they ignore you?
855
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:13,492
Later. If there are no witnesses.
856
00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:17,326
Tell me, were you earlier?
in the old military area?
857
00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:20,159
No! Beach.
858
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:25,447
Can you take these with you tomorrow?
- You... Nope.
859
00:47:29,417 --> 00:47:31,659
(exhaling deeply) Wow, old Swede.
860
00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:34,997
Hey, if you want me
fooled again, Daniel!
861
00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:38,911
(meekly) 'Sorry, Mr. Müller.
I made a fire!
862
00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,791
(Chantal) Today we were
going on a trip again.
863
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:43,620
We were at a temple complex,
864
00:47:43,792 --> 00:47:46,751
where the Indians used to live
or something like that.
865
00:47:46,917 --> 00:47:49,284
You believe in one God,
the Buddha's name is -
866
00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:51,666
with an "H" in a funny place.
867
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,041
The temple was excavated.
868
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:58,578
I think it's the Pom-pe-jus,
where a volcano once exploded.
869
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:02,369
In one place, people from the past
Taken selfies of yourself.
870
00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:05,285
But you couldn't tell
what man and woman are.
871
00:48:05,458 --> 00:48:07,199
(giggle)
872
00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:09,458
No, not chewing gum. A weapon!
873
00:48:10,417 --> 00:48:11,749
Where can I buy a gun?
874
00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:13,745
A pistol.
875
00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:16,870
Meike started an argument
with one from the SCG.
876
00:48:17,042 --> 00:48:19,079
Or a machine gun!
877
00:48:19,167 --> 00:48:21,250
Because they are the GGS mascot
stole.
878
00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:23,750
Mr. Müller freaked out.
- Where did you get that from?
879
00:48:23,917 --> 00:48:25,783
He's probably celebrating the game too.
- Out of the box.
880
00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:29,497
(roars) I asked for it!
- This is our mascot!
881
00:48:29,667 --> 00:48:32,250
We always steal it back and forth.
- Was that you?
882
00:48:32,417 --> 00:48:33,999
You're not allowed to touch me!
883
00:48:34,167 --> 00:48:36,750
Apparently he has
have already shot at students.
884
00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:38,704
Who has the god animal?
- What's going on here?
885
00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:40,741
Our mascot has a bad nose!
886
00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:44,285
They'll sort that out among themselves.
- No, we'll sort that out NOW!
887
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:45,574
I need that back!
888
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:49,073
Young people should have their own
have decision-making areas.
889
00:48:49,250 --> 00:48:50,616
Give me that back!
890
00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:53,455
Only when we have ours
Get Schiller Bear back.
891
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,458
It's hidden in the chemistry room.
892
00:48:57,625 --> 00:49:00,743
That's it for hole bread!
- Stick bread.
893
00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:03,500
Relax yourself!
You completely lose your authority.
894
00:49:03,667 --> 00:49:05,533
Tell me, are you drunk?
895
00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:09,497
Give me the mascot or it'll go crazy!
- You calm down first!
896
00:49:09,667 --> 00:49:12,284
And then we talk
completely in peace...
897
00:49:12,458 --> 00:49:15,656
(Chantal) Mr Müller showed
how to resolve conflicts at the GGS.
898
00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:17,699
Okay, you're a redneck.
899
00:49:17,875 --> 00:49:20,743
I can't believe
that Elisabeth would go along with something like that.
900
00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:22,954
(Hauke groaning) Time out!
901
00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:26,084
Silke, take a moment
here is my sundial?
902
00:49:29,042 --> 00:49:31,955
Here. And here are my... my waist belt.
903
00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:33,699
(driving rock music)
904
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:38,914
(GGS student)
Mr. Müller! Mr Müller! Mr Müller!
905
00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:42,372
Mr Müller! Mr Müller!
- Mr. Wölki! Mr. Wölki!
906
00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:01,494
Apart!
907
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,665
(Daniel) Give it to him!
908
00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:08,288
Apart! Burak, Danger,
Hold on to Mr. Müller!
909
00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,290
(unintelligible shouting)
910
00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:12,290
(Chantal) The trip was really sweet.
911
00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:15,075
We have a lot of people
seen with slitted eyes.
912
00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:18,322
But you can't say that
because we were once Nazis.
913
00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:19,619
(Boys) Victory!
914
00:50:19,792 --> 00:50:22,660
One day our houses will
also perhaps unearthed.
915
00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:27,624
Then maybe an archaeologist will find it
my MP3 player that I'm looking for.
916
00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:29,454
(He breathes heavily.)
917
00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:31,241
Shit.
918
00:50:31,417 --> 00:50:33,500
You have one night,
to get the thing.
919
00:50:33,667 --> 00:50:35,624
Why?
- No counter questions.
920
00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:38,580
Ms. Schnabelstedt said I should
ask myself why I do something.
921
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:40,787
Do that if you
want to shoot someone.
922
00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:43,041
What do you care about our mascot?
923
00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:45,416
You shouldn't doubt me!
924
00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:48,034
That annoys me!
(Student ironically) Oooh!
925
00:50:48,208 --> 00:50:49,665
He will zycho!
926
00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:51,244
I'm not going psycho.
927
00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:53,829
No, not there!
- Sorry, sorry!
928
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,536
It tickles, okay?
929
00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:59,584
Mr. Müller, I am
ran all the way back,
930
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:02,788
but I couldn't find your cell phone.
I'm sorry.
931
00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:06,875
(quietly) That's one
really shit country home.
932
00:51:07,042 --> 00:51:10,365
Why did we even go here?
if he doesn't feel like it?
933
00:51:12,292 --> 00:51:14,158
(scream of pain and clanging)
934
00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:17,872
(Daniel) The whore bit me!
(Girl) I'm not a whore!
935
00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:19,954
(muffled girl screams)
936
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:22,950
Quiet or I'll have to hit you!
937
00:51:25,292 --> 00:51:26,908
(Daniel) Calm down!
938
00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:33,288
Oh, did you get your nails done?
939
00:51:34,542 --> 00:51:36,534
(Clique ironically) Oh!
940
00:51:36,708 --> 00:51:38,620
(malicious laughter)
941
00:51:39,542 --> 00:51:41,283
Ouch!
-Oh!
942
00:51:41,458 --> 00:51:43,290
Where is the mascot?
943
00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:44,574
(Silke) M-m. M-m.
944
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:45,786
(Chantal) Okay.
945
00:51:48,250 --> 00:51:51,084
(frightened groans and laughter)
946
00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:54,033
She says nothing!
947
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:57,207
Okay, let's waterboard.
948
00:51:57,375 --> 00:51:58,741
Hold your hands!
(panicked screams)
949
00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:05,665
(malicious laughter)
950
00:52:05,917 --> 00:52:08,500
That's enough! She wants to say something.
951
00:52:08,667 --> 00:52:10,203
(whimper)
952
00:52:10,375 --> 00:52:13,083
You are sick!
- She hasn't had enough yet.
953
00:52:13,250 --> 00:52:17,244
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
My phone, my phone, my phone!
954
00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:19,500
No! I'll tell you where it is.
955
00:52:19,667 --> 00:52:22,626
You cunts!
- How she immediately becomes abusive.
956
00:52:22,792 --> 00:52:23,953
(bird calls)
957
00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:36,415
Run!
958
00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:41,869
(quiet clinking)
959
00:52:42,042 --> 00:52:42,953
Huh?
960
00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:46,120
(dark electronic music)
961
00:52:58,833 --> 00:53:02,452
Okay, Mr. Müller screwed up.
- My sister is going to freak out.
962
00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:05,208
If she says that to Mrs. Gerster,
he is expelled from school.
963
00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:08,743
Maybe he killed someone.
Mr. Wölki almost killed him too.
964
00:53:08,917 --> 00:53:11,455
We need to know that.
That is our right!
965
00:53:11,625 --> 00:53:15,494
No shit, you just sounded
like something like that...
966
00:53:16,208 --> 00:53:18,825
(quietly) lawyer.
- Yes!
967
00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:21,787
(beeping and whirring)
968
00:53:21,958 --> 00:53:22,698
(whimper)
969
00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:28,374
(beeping and clicking)
970
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:31,574
Done.
971
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:36,415
I could have done that too. Yes, but
I didn't have my computer with me.
972
00:53:37,625 --> 00:53:39,241
(rhythmic music)
973
00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:51,290
Are you looking for THIS here?
974
00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:53,574
(Burak) Go!
975
00:53:54,458 --> 00:53:56,245
(crackling whirring and moaning)
976
00:53:58,917 --> 00:54:01,830
Did you kill someone for this?
- Are you stupid?
977
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,662
You wanted to run away, didn't you?
- What?
978
00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:08,157
(tearful) You promised, you
remain our teacher until we graduate.
979
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,416
Give me the diamonds now.
980
00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:11,874
We won't give it to you!
981
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:14,582
(frightened screams)
982
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:16,537
(whirring and moaning)
983
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,417
(Daniel and Chantal
scream at the top of your lungs.)
984
00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:26,450
Okay, now how does this work?
985
00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,742
How I explained it.
Put your arm in there once.
986
00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:32,619
Fast!
987
00:54:32,792 --> 00:54:36,411
But that's not dangerous, is it?
- No, this is fun.
988
00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:44,874
Hey! You bum!
989
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:50,619
(fast rock music)
990
00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:55,784
Hey, are you crazy or what?
991
00:54:58,625 --> 00:55:00,992
You motherfuckers aren't fucking me again!
992
00:55:01,167 --> 00:55:02,749
Danger, stop!
993
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:04,783
(panicked screams)
994
00:55:05,167 --> 00:55:05,953
(Daniel) Fuck!
995
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:08,866
(Chantal) He's coming!
996
00:55:09,042 --> 00:55:10,908
Take turns!
997
00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:17,415
Drive faster, Danger!
998
00:55:18,792 --> 00:55:19,873
(Both scream.)
999
00:55:20,042 --> 00:55:23,080
It's broken! It doesn't steer!
1000
00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:24,411
What, it doesn't steer?
1001
00:55:24,583 --> 00:55:26,620
Hey, here come rocks!
1002
00:55:26,792 --> 00:55:28,749
(Both scream in panic.)
1003
00:55:29,792 --> 00:55:31,158
Get off the boat!
1004
00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,115
No!
1005
00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:36,409
WITH the diamonds, you motherfuckers!
1006
00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,415
Fuck!
1007
00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:47,198
(moan)
1008
00:55:49,167 --> 00:55:50,624
Are you dead?
1009
00:55:50,792 --> 00:55:52,124
No!
1010
00:55:52,292 --> 00:55:54,625
Good! Then I can kill you.
1011
00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:56,749
You shitty children!
1012
00:55:56,917 --> 00:55:57,953
(screeching)
1013
00:55:59,292 --> 00:56:00,453
(Chantal) Man, Mr. Müller!
1014
00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:03,789
We just wanted to help you
don't do anything stupid again!
1015
00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:05,415
You are stupid yourself!
1016
00:56:05,542 --> 00:56:09,786
You especially! You're not gifted
as you may have noticed today.
1017
00:56:09,958 --> 00:56:12,575
I can think of 5 million
imagine hotter things
1018
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,662
as a single school lesson with you.
1019
00:56:14,833 --> 00:56:17,416
Like pooping on me
and get castrated!
1020
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:21,372
If you don't stop, I'll say woman
Gerster that you are a criminal!
1021
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,243
I would be a little more careful!
- Me too if I were you!
1022
00:56:24,417 --> 00:56:27,251
Maybe you'll lose the job.
- I'm quitting anyway.
1023
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:29,409
Whether the next teacher
also shut up,
1024
00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:32,371
if NONE of your parents
comes to the parent-teacher conference
1025
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:36,619
and you shove table tennis balls in each other?
(loud whistle)
1026
00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:38,665
De-escalation!
- What?
1027
00:56:38,875 --> 00:56:41,492
I, as a trained mediator,
1028
00:56:41,667 --> 00:56:44,580
suggest that we
sit down and write down,
1029
00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:47,830
who expects something from others.
- I'm not a teacher.
1030
00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:50,415
I can't do it.
1031
00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:54,658
And I'll never be able to do it either.
1032
00:56:58,667 --> 00:57:01,785
Do you think he was serious?
that I'm stupid?
1033
00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:05,287
(rock pop music)
1034
00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,580
Two beers.
- Beer is only available with a hoop.
1035
00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:16,457
No, I just want the beer.
1036
00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:19,288
No drinks without a tube.
1037
00:57:24,958 --> 00:57:28,451
What kind of shit shop is this that sells beer?
only gets it with a tire?
1038
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:31,697
Get out of the water before the last bend,
there comes a waterfall.
1039
00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:33,286
Keep your mouth shut.
1040
00:57:34,292 --> 00:57:37,251
Uh, you actually did
with the monkey said?
1041
00:57:37,417 --> 00:57:38,874
Nope, that one was so shitty.
1042
00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:47,082
(loud burps and sighs)
1043
00:57:55,917 --> 00:57:58,079
(Birds chirping and calling)
1044
00:58:00,917 --> 00:58:02,374
(exuberant screaming)
1045
00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:17,284
(The monkey screeches.)
1046
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:27,073
What if he never comes back?
- I do not care. Let him die.
1047
00:58:28,167 --> 00:58:29,829
(boy screams) Vye, vye, vye, vye!
1048
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,083
(Children scream at each other.)
1049
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:33,786
Let's go!
- Hey, fuck off!
1050
00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:36,416
(driving music)
1051
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,286
(screaming and screaming)
1052
00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,619
(Burak groans.)
1053
00:58:50,958 --> 00:58:53,575
Brother, what? I poop!
1054
00:59:03,458 --> 00:59:04,790
(Thai)...Cam!
1055
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,790
Hey, go away!
1056
00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:08,620
Shit, she's got my bag!
1057
00:59:08,792 --> 00:59:10,624
This is mine!
(squeal and kiss)
1058
00:59:10,792 --> 00:59:12,408
(screeching)
1059
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:14,665
(inaudible) Come on!
1060
00:59:14,833 --> 00:59:16,665
Leave the bag there!
- Come on!
1061
00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:19,875
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stand still!
1062
00:59:21,042 --> 00:59:22,658
(cheering) Let's go!
1063
00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:24,199
Vye, vye, vye!
1064
00:59:26,417 --> 00:59:28,033
Danger, you loser!
1065
00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:30,370
(Zeynep) I didn't do a backup!
1066
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,617
My YouTube videos!
1067
00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:34,784
Crap, my nude photos!
1068
00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:38,531
Shit on your cell phones!
That would never have happened to us with Mr. Müller.
1069
00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,291
We should have looked for him.
- If he leaves us alone.
1070
00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:43,040
And you never freak out, do you?
1071
00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:46,076
Without him you would be
no longer at school. Now come!
1072
00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:50,579
(Laura) Today!
1073
00:59:50,750 --> 00:59:52,912
Splitting up would make sense, Chantal.
1074
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:55,291
'Sorry,
that I'm not with the FBI!
1075
00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:58,246
You go with them,
Otherwise they won't be looking anyway.
1076
00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:01,826
Mr Müller!
1077
01:00:02,833 --> 01:00:05,621
He borrowed a tire
and bought beer.
1078
01:00:05,792 --> 01:00:07,658
Which direction did he go?
1079
01:00:07,833 --> 01:00:10,997
The river only flows in one direction.
- Maybe in Germany.
1080
01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:14,950
You have to steer, Chanti!
- Danger!
1081
01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:16,457
(Chantal) How?
- Faster!
1082
01:00:16,625 --> 01:00:18,036
(They scream.)
1083
01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:19,870
(happy orchestral music)
1084
01:00:20,042 --> 01:00:22,204
(Daniel) Why are we driving backwards?
1085
01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:23,411
Oh no!
1086
01:00:24,542 --> 01:00:29,913
(Daniel and Chantal) MR MÜLLER!
1087
01:00:32,292 --> 01:00:34,784
(Daniel) We're sorry!
1088
01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:37,074
(Chantal) Mr. Müller!
1089
01:00:39,542 --> 01:00:41,579
(Etienne) Mr. Müller!
1090
01:00:44,542 --> 01:00:48,957
(laughing stupidly) "Danger! Wa-ter-fa..."
1091
01:00:49,125 --> 01:00:50,457
“Waterfall ahead,” you post!
1092
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,958
We have to get out, here comes the waterfall!
1093
01:00:53,125 --> 01:00:56,368
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
(panicked screaming)
1094
01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:58,199
Hold on tight!
1095
01:00:58,375 --> 01:00:59,957
There he is, there is Mr. Müller!
1096
01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,287
(all) Mr. Müller!
1097
01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:03,994
Human chain!
1098
01:01:05,458 --> 01:01:07,120
(Daniel screams and groans.)
1099
01:01:08,958 --> 01:01:10,494
(Zeynep) Chanti, watch out!
1100
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,750
(Chantal) Go! Pull!
1101
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:23,200
He's dead! He's not breathing anymore!
1102
01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:26,083
Etienne, how does resuscitation work?
You know everything!
1103
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:29,288
Thirty heart massages
and respiration twice.
1104
01:01:32,167 --> 01:01:33,703
Chantal, on your mouth!
1105
01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:37,414
Do it!
1106
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:42,201
Isn't the heart higher,
Isn't this here or something?
1107
01:01:42,375 --> 01:01:44,662
I need a bag, I'm hyperventilating...
1108
01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:48,201
Do you remember the "X-Diaries",
where is she dead? - What was there?
1109
01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:50,992
Then a club owner came,
the one with this porn woman.
1110
01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:53,875
Her implant ruptured
and she had to be revived.
1111
01:01:54,042 --> 01:01:56,329
Now just do it like this,
how they do it there!
1112
01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:58,324
That's when I made out with Bolkan.
1113
01:01:58,458 --> 01:02:00,415
He's dying!
- No!
1114
01:02:01,542 --> 01:02:05,286
Please, dear Mr. Müller and God
Heaven and whoever else is there.
1115
01:02:05,458 --> 01:02:07,791
I'm finishing my school,
I swear it.
1116
01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:10,746
And I give to my sister
the 30 euros back.
1117
01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:13,534
And I will
never steal eyeshadow again.
1118
01:02:15,875 --> 01:02:19,243
Please, please, don't let him be dead!
1119
01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:21,704
I'll read anything you want too!
1120
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:23,082
Chantal, with your fist!
1121
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:24,411
Goethe,
1122
01:02:24,542 --> 01:02:26,408
Schiller and Kamuss!
1123
01:02:28,458 --> 01:02:29,539
(Japs)
1124
01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:33,040
I swear you're such a doctor.
1125
01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:34,991
Yes, right?
1126
01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:38,539
(cicadas chirping)
1127
01:02:42,292 --> 01:02:44,158
Do you want a voice brightener?
1128
01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:45,414
(quiet groan)
1129
01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:48,584
If you drink it with wine,
then he shoots at the table.
1130
01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:52,073
My mom always takes one,
when she doesn't have the energy to go shopping.
1131
01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:53,582
Then it works again.
1132
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,833
She usually just buys underwear...
1133
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,957
Chantal, stop picking on me.
1134
01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:03,490
Please bring yourself
not again, Mr. Müller, yes?
1135
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,200
I didn't kill myself.
1136
01:03:08,125 --> 01:03:09,707
A monkey shot at me.
1137
01:03:09,875 --> 01:03:12,743
A monkey? Like in the movie?
Could he speak?
1138
01:03:13,708 --> 01:03:16,075
I wanted you
Don't make me angry or anything.
1139
01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:23,159
Are you all okay?
- No.
1140
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:26,826
Some of my clothes
must be replaced.
1141
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,912
They got wet.
1142
01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:32,201
I shouldn't have shit on you like that
I'm sorry.
1143
01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:36,030
But the diamonds
are my future. OK?
1144
01:03:36,208 --> 01:03:38,450
I inherited her
and I need them again.
1145
01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:41,914
What did you mean by that,
that you can't be a teacher?
1146
01:03:42,083 --> 01:03:44,826
That it was a cool time
which is now over.
1147
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,993
Man, I can't do any of this.
This is way too much for me...
1148
01:03:48,167 --> 01:03:50,625
Responsibility?
- Yes, perhaps.
1149
01:03:50,792 --> 01:03:53,500
But you are the best teacher in the world.
- Yeah, man.
1150
01:03:53,667 --> 01:03:56,375
I don't even understand the books
that I should read with you.
1151
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:58,366
I started this “Faust”.
1152
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:01,243
I'm looking at it
and think to myself: "Huh? What's that supposed to mean?"
1153
01:04:02,792 --> 01:04:05,284
You never will
get the high school diploma with me.
1154
01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:08,781
Especially not without you.
- Besides, you can't give up.
1155
01:04:08,958 --> 01:04:10,449
That's not a good role model.
1156
01:04:10,625 --> 01:04:12,742
Are you afraid
that you are not good enough?
1157
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,366
What do YOU actually want?
1158
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:17,823
Please answer.
- I don't have to, you're a child.
1159
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,414
He is completely irrelevant.
And he has massive complexes.
1160
01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:26,032
We should call our parents.
- Not until I get my diamonds!
1161
01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:29,157
None of you!
1162
01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:33,373
Or I'll sell you to a Cambodian
Chinese textile factory. - From Pimkie?
1163
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:34,741
No name!
1164
01:04:35,125 --> 01:04:37,412
(Zeki) Dive!
1165
01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:39,954
(peppy instrumental music)
1166
01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:51,657
I can't see the reason.
It's a billion meters deep or something!
1167
01:04:51,833 --> 01:04:56,248
Your asses weren't even underwater!
- I can't breathe anymore.
1168
01:04:56,417 --> 01:04:59,706
Diving is completely unnatural.
My body refuses.
1169
01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:03,949
Yes, that's what you have now from the five fags
per break, your puberty pensioner.
1170
01:05:04,125 --> 01:05:05,536
Do it better!
1171
01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:06,824
(sigh)
1172
01:05:25,667 --> 01:05:28,739
Vye, vye, vye!
(driving music)
1173
01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:31,749
(The boy shouts something.)
1174
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:38,957
(She screams.)
1175
01:05:51,292 --> 01:05:55,411
We want piss!
1176
01:05:55,542 --> 01:05:58,376
"Peace"! That means “peace”, not “piss”!
1177
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:03,449
We want peace!
-Fuck!
1178
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:05,116
Stop this shit!
1179
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:11,243
They've attacked us before.
These are Yakuzis.
1180
01:06:11,417 --> 01:06:13,704
(Boy) This is our territory!
You have invaded!
1181
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,583
There was nothing on the card
from Arshausen. You're not Thai.
1182
01:06:16,750 --> 01:06:20,198
Maybe it's a lady boy.
There are a lot of them in Thailand.
1183
01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:24,790
We are Dek Talay Tui, Children of the Wave.
Our parents died in the tsunami.
1184
01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:27,792
And the tsunami came up the Elbe,
or what do you have to do with it?
1185
01:06:27,958 --> 01:06:31,702
My father had a hotel in Khao Lak.
And he's dead.
1186
01:06:32,542 --> 01:06:35,706
And we'll kill you,
if you don't leave immediately!
1187
01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:37,616
(The boy starts his jet ski.)
1188
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:45,578
Shit!
1189
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:48,538
You help us
and we forget your attack.
1190
01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,244
This is child abuse!
1191
01:06:50,417 --> 01:06:54,286
The Thai bully is definitely happy
to put you in youth prison.
1192
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:56,575
Help with what?
- While diving.
1193
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,537
We can't swim.
1194
01:06:58,708 --> 01:07:02,372
And what's the little death squad like?
dived under the boat?
1195
01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:04,448
(outcry)
1196
01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:06,994
What are you?
1197
01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:09,079
Teacher.
- What?
1198
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:10,869
(Music: "Wild And Free"
from Lena)
1199
01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:43,953
(child in Thai)
1200
01:07:44,042 --> 01:07:44,998
Who is that?
1201
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,536
He's an orphan too!
1202
01:07:47,833 --> 01:07:49,540
They are friends!
1203
01:07:50,083 --> 01:07:51,699
(all) Oh!
1204
01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:54,074
They offer you their condolences.
1205
01:07:54,250 --> 01:07:56,993
Our things! And our cell phones!
1206
01:08:00,708 --> 01:08:02,495
We'll help you.
1207
01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:04,454
But we want something in return.
1208
01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:08,906
Five McDonald's vouchers
for each of us.
1209
01:08:09,083 --> 01:08:10,665
Two.
1210
01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,290
Three.
1211
01:08:21,292 --> 01:08:22,248
Yes!
1212
01:08:22,417 --> 01:08:23,077
(all) Yeah!
1213
01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:24,411
Yes!
1214
01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:26,499
Yeah!
1215
01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:27,908
Even stupider than you.
1216
01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:30,325
(Music: "Counting Stars"
by OneRepublic)
1217
01:08:47,333 --> 01:08:49,245
Now you look hot!
1218
01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:51,533
(silent scene)
1219
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,290
Mr. Müller!
1220
01:10:17,542 --> 01:10:18,874
Mr Müller!
1221
01:10:19,708 --> 01:10:20,949
Mr Müller!
1222
01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:25,539
What do you want?
1223
01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:28,416
We read the novel
and summarized.
1224
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:30,617
Which novel?
1225
01:10:30,792 --> 01:10:32,408
(Chantal) Well, the “Faust”.
1226
01:10:32,792 --> 01:10:34,408
Don't come babbling.
1227
01:10:34,542 --> 01:10:37,205
Yes, I swear. It's bleeding
still out of my sight!
1228
01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:41,540
I don't know who wrote that,
but he was crazy, this Reclam.
1229
01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:43,700
Goethe.
- Either way.
1230
01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:45,662
(Chantal) It's like this:
1231
01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:49,031
There is the devil,
and he has a bet with his fist.
1232
01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:52,076
Dem Faust. Because he's unhappy too.
1233
01:10:52,250 --> 01:10:53,957
Just like you.
(Chantal) Exactly.
1234
01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:57,414
And then he takes the soul of that
and in return he gets fun and stuff.
1235
01:10:57,542 --> 01:11:00,455
But the devil is a son of a bitch.
(Daniel) He schemes.
1236
01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:03,208
And the fist notices this too late.
- The fist!
1237
01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:06,948
Yes, because he doesn't have 10b to help him.
- Mmm.
1238
01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:10,368
Here are our interpretations.
We couldn't google it.
1239
01:11:17,083 --> 01:11:20,326
They are like a fist.
Only you remain a teacher.
1240
01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:23,292
And you haven't
Ms. Schnabelstedt's mother killed.
1241
01:11:24,708 --> 01:11:28,327
You are not serious
voluntarily read this shit book.
1242
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:31,246
So we can explain it to you.
(clap)
1243
01:11:31,417 --> 01:11:33,204
Yeah, first lesson!
1244
01:11:34,833 --> 01:11:37,120
Now you need
not to be afraid anymore,
1245
01:11:37,292 --> 01:11:39,158
that you can't teach us anything.
1246
01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:43,156
You are not incompetent.
The other teachers are much more disabled.
1247
01:11:45,708 --> 01:11:46,824
What are you doing there?
1248
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,038
I google stick bread, you assholes.
- Cool!
1249
01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:58,917
It's everywhere
gas stations around the world?
1250
01:11:59,083 --> 01:12:01,075
(Hauke) So! Short break.
1251
01:12:01,583 --> 01:12:05,953
Everyone can choose something.
But not over 40 euros, yes?
1252
01:12:07,708 --> 01:12:09,199
Peace.
1253
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:12,413
Well, have a good shot.
Almost knocked out gone.
1254
01:12:12,542 --> 01:12:14,625
Do you have martial arts experience?
- A little bit.
1255
01:12:14,792 --> 01:12:17,626
A lot as a child
hanging out on the street, huh?
1256
01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:21,452
I saw that you were with them
dealing with homeless young people.
1257
01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:24,333
I would be careful about that. They are anti-social.
1258
01:12:24,458 --> 01:12:27,121
So what? My students are also antisocial.
1259
01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:30,743
Why are you building a solar system?
instead of helping the little bums?
1260
01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:32,783
This is, um, our partner school.
1261
01:12:32,958 --> 01:12:36,372
How exactly we can help
I think that's our story...
1262
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:40,698
Uh, your... student
smokes at the gas pump.
1263
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,081
(Zeki) Chantal!
1264
01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:44,537
Hold the fire
even closer to the gas pump.
1265
01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:46,748
Yes.
1266
01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:49,036
Closer!
1267
01:12:49,750 --> 01:12:51,161
Even closer!
1268
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,869
Oh because too, Mr. Müller.
You're such a prick.
1269
01:12:58,042 --> 01:13:02,036
The small, perfect, hollow world
the Goethe comprehensive school.
1270
01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:08,493
1, 2, 3, 4. That's the statistical one
most commonly used phone pin.
1271
01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:14,532
Diamonds? Fake certificates of good conduct?
1272
01:13:14,708 --> 01:13:17,121
Such SMS should be deleted.
1273
01:13:18,417 --> 01:13:22,411
What do you want? - The question is,
what do we NOT want, you temporary Ripley.
1274
01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:24,912
We don't want
that Gerster reports you
1275
01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:27,700
for falsifying documents
and endangerment of young people.
1276
01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:30,458
Or that Elizabeth
because it gets involved.
1277
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:33,410
Hey! I had you yesterday
can break your neck.
1278
01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:36,501
But I didn't want to
that my students see a corpse.
1279
01:13:36,667 --> 01:13:40,365
I'll give you 15 percent.
- Your fucking diamonds.
1280
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,662
Get it and then fuck off.
1281
01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:46,782
The village is an SCG project -
including homeless children.
1282
01:13:46,958 --> 01:13:49,245
Have fun at the special school.
1283
01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:56,534
(harmonic instrumental music)
1284
01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,707
(Ringtone)
1285
01:14:02,917 --> 01:14:04,658
(Ringtone)
1286
01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:07,415
(whirring)
1287
01:14:07,542 --> 01:14:08,908
(Ringtone)
1288
01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:10,824
(Ringtone and quiet sigh)
1289
01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,206
(Ringtone)
1290
01:14:15,042 --> 01:14:16,078
Hello?
1291
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:18,207
(The bell continues to ring.)
1292
01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:23,533
(quiet sigh)
1293
01:14:34,458 --> 01:14:37,371
I had this specially
Bought for the school trip.
1294
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,832
(swallow loudly)
1295
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,707
(Zeynep) I'm SO hungry!
1296
01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:44,991
Clearly, not pushed enough.
1297
01:14:45,167 --> 01:14:47,159
I happen to have another one.
1298
01:14:52,083 --> 01:14:53,244
What kind of diamonds?
1299
01:14:53,417 --> 01:14:54,248
Hey!
1300
01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:57,619
(Both scream.)
Oh my god!
1301
01:14:57,792 --> 01:14:59,203
(Etienne stammers.)
1302
01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:00,832
(Laura) What's wrong with Ploppi?
1303
01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:03,075
What are you doing?
1304
01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:06,038
What did YOU do again?
What kind of diamonds are you looking for?
1305
01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:08,871
Musti's booty, the guy,
with whom I broke.
1306
01:15:09,042 --> 01:15:12,160
Is that the reason
why you wanted to go on a school trip?
1307
01:15:12,917 --> 01:15:14,749
Did you put anyone in danger?
1308
01:15:14,917 --> 01:15:16,954
relax,
they revived me.
1309
01:15:17,125 --> 01:15:18,241
You...
1310
01:15:18,417 --> 01:15:20,659
They revived you?
- Yes.
1311
01:15:20,833 --> 01:15:24,782
(laughing in disbelief)
You're so... stupid sometimes!
1312
01:15:24,958 --> 01:15:27,120
I thought the job meant something to you.
1313
01:15:27,625 --> 01:15:30,038
You could be the one
that changes their future.
1314
01:15:30,208 --> 01:15:32,700
The person in her life
that you never had.
1315
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,083
Maybe you see more in me,
than there is.
1316
01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:40,201
If you want,
that I separate from you:
1317
01:15:40,375 --> 01:15:43,664
I won't make it that easy for you.
Pull yourself together.
1318
01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:46,166
Become the man again
who I fell in love with
1319
01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:48,325
and that I can be proud of.
1320
01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:50,790
Or did you just make it up?
1321
01:15:56,417 --> 01:15:57,828
(calm pop music)
1322
01:16:03,917 --> 01:16:05,749
Well, sneak?
- Don't hit me.
1323
01:16:05,917 --> 01:16:09,206
Maybe I'll take you
A big hug too, Etienne, huh?
1324
01:16:09,375 --> 01:16:11,412
(loud screams of pain)
1325
01:16:14,292 --> 01:16:17,660
Fuck, it burns!
(Laura) Shit, Daniel, what was that?
1326
01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:19,540
I put chili in your condoms.
1327
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:23,406
Had to promise your sister
that you don't fuck around.
1328
01:16:24,583 --> 01:16:26,245
(relieved groan)
1329
01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,534
Yes, that sounds
after a few days of celibacy.
1330
01:16:32,458 --> 01:16:33,494
Oh, that's spicy!
1331
01:16:34,167 --> 01:16:37,160
Mr. Müller,
When will we get our cell phone back?
1332
01:16:37,333 --> 01:16:39,916
If you can spell it.
- H, Ä, N, D, I.
1333
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:41,824
(He makes a buzzer sound.)
1334
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:49,039
I also wanted to say that my mother
didn't come to the parent-teacher conference,
1335
01:16:49,208 --> 01:16:52,451
because she was drunk
and I was ashamed.
1336
01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:54,115
Aha.
1337
01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:59,372
That was like a dream
with the highly gifted.
1338
01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:02,914
Like I really do
what could happen later.
1339
01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:08,701
Yes, that was shitty of me.
I didn't mean it that way...
1340
01:17:08,875 --> 01:17:10,537
Haters are my motivators.
1341
01:17:10,708 --> 01:17:12,574
I know now
I don't have to study
1342
01:17:12,750 --> 01:17:15,333
and have more time
for a real career.
1343
01:17:15,458 --> 01:17:18,371
Namely?
- YouTube star!
1344
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:21,413
At first it was just a hobby
now I do it professionally.
1345
01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:24,951
I'm currently practicing for a nail tutorial.
- Hammer.
1346
01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:28,542
And why were your parents
not at the parent-teacher conference?
1347
01:17:28,708 --> 01:17:30,574
Well, because we hate our parents.
1348
01:17:30,750 --> 01:17:32,207
And they us.
1349
01:17:32,375 --> 01:17:35,334
What do you think
why we like YOU so much?
1350
01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:37,791
I like my mother.
1351
01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:40,541
(all) Oh, shut up, Meike.
(Chantal) Such a sacrifice.
1352
01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:45,823
You all don't know what it's like
if you don't have one, is that possible?
1353
01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:47,874
Unfortunately not.
1354
01:17:49,958 --> 01:17:51,824
You have your cell phones for an hour.
1355
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,457
(cheers)
(Burak) Bomb!
1356
01:17:54,917 --> 01:17:57,955
By the way, I sent a few text messages.
- My credit!
1357
01:17:58,083 --> 01:17:59,915
Shut up, Chantal.
1358
01:18:00,958 --> 01:18:03,917
I wrote to those
that you despise.
1359
01:18:04,083 --> 01:18:06,621
You who disappoint and destroy,
as often as you can.
1360
01:18:06,792 --> 01:18:08,704
I'm talking about your parents.
1361
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:12,326
The nine months
have abstained from alcohol and nicotine.
1362
01:18:13,292 --> 01:18:15,158
At least most of them.
- Not with you.
1363
01:18:15,333 --> 01:18:20,203
And they had to watch helplessly as it happened
their sweet babies ass faces became.
1364
01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:22,207
What did you write?
1365
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:24,366
Read.
(Meike clears her throat.)
1366
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,241
"Mom, Dad,
1367
01:18:26,417 --> 01:18:29,535
the country home is thanks to Mr. Müller
the most beautiful place in a long time."
1368
01:18:29,708 --> 01:18:31,700
Lie.
- "But I'm really homesick.
1369
01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,947
"I know I say it too rarely,
but I love you."
1370
01:18:35,125 --> 01:18:37,583
Oh god, this is embarrassing!
- Oh my God!
1371
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:40,538
"Forgive me,
that I wasn't always like this,
1372
01:18:40,708 --> 01:18:43,951
as you imagined.
I want to get better."
1373
01:18:44,083 --> 01:18:45,745
What is he doing?
- He's so disabled.
1374
01:18:45,917 --> 01:18:47,374
Cell phones on!
1375
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:51,413
Give the cell phone to the person next to you
he should read aloud.
1376
01:18:51,542 --> 01:18:54,410
Etienne, you start.
Danger, give him your phone.
1377
01:19:00,375 --> 01:19:01,991
(pop)
1378
01:19:02,167 --> 01:19:04,409
Hey! Stop it.
1379
01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:09,039
"Daniel, you have your mother
made to cry.
1380
01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:13,615
“Tears of joy. She has the text message
printed out and stuck in your photo album.
1381
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:17,781
"We know you don't mean a lot of things,
and we always have your back.
1382
01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:19,915
"You get your own room."
1383
01:19:20,083 --> 01:19:22,996
Wow, cool!
- "And probably even a kiss.
1384
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:26,958
"I know
you're grimacing now.
1385
01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:31,039
“And we love you for that.
Mom and Dad."
1386
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:38,369
"Canim beim..."
1387
01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:42,621
There's a code in Zeynep's phone,
Mr. Müller.
1388
01:19:42,792 --> 01:19:45,000
Hey, my parents come from Türkiye!
1389
01:19:45,167 --> 01:19:46,578
Give it to me!
1390
01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:52,407
"My darling,
tonight you touched our hearts.
1391
01:19:52,542 --> 01:19:55,910
"You are my star, my sun,
my whole pride.
1392
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,076
"If it's your brothers
sometimes more love, then just..."
1393
01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:02,084
I'm on duty!
- What? No! Oh man!
1394
01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:05,662
"...then only because I know
1395
01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:08,621
that you are strong
and that you are special.
1396
01:20:08,792 --> 01:20:11,205
"You have your grandmother's beauty."
1397
01:20:11,375 --> 01:20:12,456
(all ironic) Ooh!
1398
01:20:12,625 --> 01:20:14,116
Yes, it is so beautiful!
- Yes?
1399
01:20:14,292 --> 01:20:17,364
"We'll give you the computer back,
if you promise
1400
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:19,583
to stop naked chatting."
1401
01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:21,457
(sounding laughter)
1402
01:20:21,625 --> 01:20:24,697
Hey, wallah, I swear
I love them so much too.
1403
01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:27,036
Give me yours.
1404
01:20:27,208 --> 01:20:28,324
Hm? Here.
1405
01:20:30,333 --> 01:20:33,121
“What do you mean you miss me?
Do we know each other?
1406
01:20:33,292 --> 01:20:35,705
"Show your cock! Kevin."
1407
01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:36,740
(hooting)
1408
01:20:36,917 --> 01:20:39,500
Man, yes,
my mother has Kik prepaid,
1409
01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:42,125
sometimes there are several people
the same number.
1410
01:20:42,292 --> 01:20:44,375
(all) Yes, yes!
(Burak) Yes, man, that's right!
1411
01:20:45,042 --> 01:20:46,374
(pop)
1412
01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:50,868
"I know we've never
really talked a lot,
1413
01:20:51,042 --> 01:20:54,661
since your mother moved out.
1414
01:20:54,833 --> 01:20:57,075
"I know
that you don't have it easy.
1415
01:20:57,250 --> 01:20:58,491
"I would wish
1416
01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:04,243
that one day I'll just see you
can take in your arms. Dad."
1417
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:11,575
They are manipulating us!
1418
01:21:12,292 --> 01:21:13,954
They don't know anything about us!
1419
01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:17,165
Hey, your cell phone!
1420
01:21:18,667 --> 01:21:20,158
(Daniel laughs.)
1421
01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:22,916
Most of us
will remain losers forever.
1422
01:21:23,042 --> 01:21:24,954
(Daniel ironically) Oooh!
1423
01:21:25,917 --> 01:21:27,408
Hey, ugliness, what's wrong with you?
1424
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,787
I don't have a text message.
1425
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:32,994
Email?
1426
01:21:34,167 --> 01:21:35,874
Whatsapp?
Facebook Messenger?
1427
01:21:36,042 --> 01:21:38,204
Man, Zeynep, you cunt! That's annoying.
1428
01:21:38,375 --> 01:21:41,618
My mother turns on her cell phone
anyway only when she's sober.
1429
01:21:41,792 --> 01:21:43,408
There, the doorbell rang!
1430
01:21:43,542 --> 01:21:45,374
Man, chill out.
1431
01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:49,915
"Chantal, you nightmare on Buffalos.
1432
01:21:50,083 --> 01:21:52,621
"Your mother is not there for you,
but it's me.
1433
01:21:52,792 --> 01:21:55,660
"Come to me if you are afraid
or don't know what to do next.
1434
01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:58,496
"Maybe I don't always know
how I should show it
1435
01:21:58,667 --> 01:22:01,910
but you are my absolute
Favorite monster in the whole class."
1436
01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:03,494
Absolutely sweet!
1437
01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:07,413
"For me you are highly gifted,
im slutty dressing,
1438
01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:10,451
in insulting
and im driving me crazy.
1439
01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:12,582
"Probably because you're important to me,
1440
01:22:12,750 --> 01:22:15,242
even if I don't always
your teacher can stay.
1441
01:22:15,417 --> 01:22:17,659
"You'll never be alone,
as long as I exist.
1442
01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:20,496
"Please stop,
Painting hearts on my sneakers.
1443
01:22:20,667 --> 01:22:22,704
"It's really annoying."
1444
01:22:25,083 --> 01:22:27,200
Oh my god!
1445
01:22:27,833 --> 01:22:29,369
Who is this from?
1446
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,287
From me, you freak.
1447
01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,825
Get it now
better grades than us, or what?
1448
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:38,199
I don't like you all the same, okay?
- Can I give you a hug?
1449
01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:40,162
No.
- Oooh!
1450
01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:44,325
You are like a father to me.
1451
01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:46,700
Someone you would also have sex with.
1452
01:22:46,875 --> 01:22:49,413
Eww, man, Chanti, you're so gross!
1453
01:22:49,542 --> 01:22:54,833
OK. Can you imagine that,
what you got from your parents,
1454
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,583
something is what you
can get from anyone?
1455
01:22:57,750 --> 01:23:00,413
You give something and you get something in return.
1456
01:23:02,250 --> 01:23:04,207
Now go play.
1457
01:23:04,375 --> 01:23:07,368
(He hums a fanfare.)
(Silke screaming) No! No!
1458
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,833
(screaming and laughing)
1459
01:23:11,167 --> 01:23:11,953
Wait!
1460
01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:14,583
Man, that appeals to me
all the dye out of your hair!
1461
01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:15,866
(both) Oooh!
1462
01:23:16,042 --> 01:23:18,705
Hey, that's really nice!
- Don't move, man!
1463
01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:19,956
What are you doing?
1464
01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:23,038
(Daniel)
The princess needs her crown!
1465
01:23:23,208 --> 01:23:25,040
(quiet piano music)
1466
01:23:25,208 --> 01:23:26,119
Hey!
1467
01:23:30,583 --> 01:23:32,540
What's going on, Ploppi?
1468
01:23:34,750 --> 01:23:37,458
That doesn't work with the ring,
You get that, right?
1469
01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:40,038
There is magic
not since the Middle Ages.
1470
01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:42,495
If you do that,
you're like a crazy person.
1471
01:23:42,667 --> 01:23:45,159
I have Asperger's, 11 percent.
1472
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:47,541
I have vodka, 40 percent.
- Hmm.
1473
01:23:47,708 --> 01:23:50,075
You don't like being touched, right?
- No!
1474
01:23:50,250 --> 01:23:53,539
Man, don't mess with me
my make-up, you freak!
1475
01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:56,166
These are just color pigments
and fat. paraffins.
1476
01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:59,497
Maybe a formaldehyde releaser.
- What, paraffin?
1477
01:23:59,667 --> 01:24:02,284
Yes, that is petroleum.
Almost everything is made of petroleum.
1478
01:24:02,458 --> 01:24:04,996
Fertilizer, chemicals, plastic.
1479
01:24:05,167 --> 01:24:07,284
Yew! What? That's absolutely disgusting.
1480
01:24:08,417 --> 01:24:10,909
That was the oil before.
Algae and crabs.
1481
01:24:11,083 --> 01:24:14,406
They are in millions
from years underground to oil.
1482
01:24:14,542 --> 01:24:16,829
No, don't say that!
- But.
1483
01:24:17,708 --> 01:24:19,074
Yew!
(screeching)
1484
01:24:20,833 --> 01:24:22,574
(Chantal laughs.)
1485
01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:27,580
Mr. Müller doesn't mean it that way.
1486
01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:29,958
He wants us to rise above ourselves...
1487
01:24:31,208 --> 01:24:33,621
Growing out.
- Yes, exactly.
1488
01:24:33,792 --> 01:24:37,240
Mr. Müller is an asshole.
- But all teachers are assholes.
1489
01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:38,874
I'd rather be a cool asshole.
1490
01:24:39,042 --> 01:24:41,250
Ms. Schnabelstedt deserves better.
1491
01:24:41,417 --> 01:24:44,251
What does she look like naked?
Is she prettier than me?
1492
01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:47,125
I don't want to hurt any of you.
1493
01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:50,575
Maybe you're just pretending
like you think she's great.
1494
01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:54,198
You can never be with her anyway.
Otherwise she will go to prison.
1495
01:24:54,375 --> 01:24:57,209
You've been telling yourself for so long
until you're even crazier
1496
01:24:57,375 --> 01:25:00,243
than now
with your weird touching stuff.
1497
01:25:00,417 --> 01:25:04,661
I can't touch people.
It just doesn't work.
1498
01:25:06,708 --> 01:25:08,244
Hmm.
- It's a trick.
1499
01:25:08,417 --> 01:25:11,125
My uncle had Asperger's.
He could taste numbers.
1500
01:25:11,292 --> 01:25:14,035
If he had to touch broccoli,
he fainted.
1501
01:25:14,208 --> 01:25:17,451
But they stopped him from doing that.
You get rid of tricks too.
1502
01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:19,287
"Ticks", not "tricks".
1503
01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:23,417
Maybe I'll think of something for you.
1504
01:25:24,250 --> 01:25:26,492
Maybe you are my project.
1505
01:25:26,667 --> 01:25:30,456
And then I'll put you on YouTube.
Asperger's tutorial.
1506
01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,241
No. I won't do that.
1507
01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,791
Pretty hot today, right?
1508
01:25:39,625 --> 01:25:42,208
Just enjoy the view.
1509
01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:43,411
Or have a drink.
1510
01:25:43,542 --> 01:25:45,829
Hm?
- Hmm?
1511
01:25:46,833 --> 01:25:48,040
Oops!
1512
01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:50,200
Or do you have to go to the toilet?
(clearing throat)
1513
01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:56,073
Dig them up immediately!
I think I'm crazy, hey.
1514
01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:08,826
I have the last diamond!
(cheers)
1515
01:26:14,208 --> 01:26:15,494
Mission accomplished.
- Almost.
1516
01:26:17,417 --> 01:26:19,830
(Zeynep screams, Daniel laughs.)
1517
01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:22,412
Chantal pulls you in.
1518
01:26:22,542 --> 01:26:24,078
No, the leader please.
1519
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,741
The ladder! The ladder, the ladder!
1520
01:26:27,917 --> 01:26:31,911
I wouldn't complain like that, otherwise
you need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
1521
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,415
I hate them!
1522
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:36,491
Give me your hand.
1523
01:26:37,917 --> 01:26:39,453
(Etienne whimpers.)
1524
01:26:41,667 --> 01:26:43,533
You can do it, Ploppi.
1525
01:26:46,250 --> 01:26:49,368
(Music: "Changing"
by Paloma Faith)
1526
01:26:50,708 --> 01:26:52,290
(Zeki) Well then.
1527
01:26:59,458 --> 01:27:00,824
(cheers)
1528
01:27:15,458 --> 01:27:18,530
Since my mother has WhatsApp,
she always sends me pictures.
1529
01:27:20,125 --> 01:27:22,492
Do you live in a real house?
1530
01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,208
With real windows?
1531
01:27:28,792 --> 01:27:31,409
Maybe we could
yes buy beds for the cave.
1532
01:27:31,583 --> 01:27:33,825
That would be so cool
they would celebrate us like that!
1533
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,413
An orphanage would make more sense.
1534
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:40,697
Can you all take courage?
We don't interfere.
1535
01:27:40,875 --> 01:27:44,118
you said
that you should give something back.
1536
01:27:44,292 --> 01:27:46,033
Why don't you give something back now?
1537
01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:50,373
I am the negative example,
so that you understand the rule better.
1538
01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:51,991
Besides, they're happy like that.
1539
01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:54,033
(rhythmic music)
1540
01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:00,413
Do you even know
how much does an orphanage like this cost?
1541
01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:03,958
20,000?
1542
01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:05,491
25,000?
1543
01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:20,790
Oooh!
1544
01:28:27,708 --> 01:28:29,495
(cell phone ringing)
1545
01:28:31,458 --> 01:28:32,448
Yes?
1546
01:28:32,542 --> 01:28:33,623
This is Mr. Long.
1547
01:28:33,750 --> 01:28:34,331
Who?
1548
01:28:34,417 --> 01:28:35,874
You must come to camp immediately!
1549
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:37,832
Danger and Burak have gone crazy!
1550
01:28:39,333 --> 01:28:42,405
They stole our bikinis!
- And two rhinos!
1551
01:28:43,125 --> 01:28:45,458
(Daniel) We are Bibi and Tina!
1552
01:28:45,625 --> 01:28:47,036
(The boys laugh.)
1553
01:28:47,208 --> 01:28:49,495
(singing) ♪ Hoofs clatter, horses trot,
1554
01:28:49,667 --> 01:28:53,786
♪ jump over the moat,
over hill and over stone.
1555
01:28:53,958 --> 01:28:55,915
♪ Who could that be?
1556
01:28:57,125 --> 01:29:01,495
♪ We are Zeynep and Chanti,
in New Yorker and in Pimkie.
1557
01:29:01,667 --> 01:29:04,535
♪ You smoke too much,
1558
01:29:04,708 --> 01:29:06,700
♪ they drink too much,
1559
01:29:06,875 --> 01:29:09,913
♪ because they are pussies.
1560
01:29:10,083 --> 01:29:11,494
(laughter)
1561
01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:15,165
What did you take?
1562
01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:16,869
We discovered something.
1563
01:29:17,042 --> 01:29:18,499
Yes.
(Daniel) Paradise!
1564
01:29:18,667 --> 01:29:21,250
Cedric wanted us
Don't give any of the grass at first.
1565
01:29:21,417 --> 01:29:24,581
But they have so, so much of it.
1566
01:29:24,750 --> 01:29:27,083
(Burak) So much grass, Mr. Müller!
1567
01:29:29,667 --> 01:29:31,784
(silly giggle)
1568
01:29:35,958 --> 01:29:38,166
(Cedric) Yes, come on, give me something.
(click)
1569
01:29:38,750 --> 01:29:40,286
Yes.
1570
01:29:40,542 --> 01:29:42,374
Look sad!
1571
01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:44,916
(Thai pop music in the background)
1572
01:29:50,875 --> 01:29:56,792
The two kilo bags are going out today!
A sprinkler is broken in section B!
1573
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:03,162
You are not a fundraising organization at all!
1574
01:30:03,333 --> 01:30:05,575
We are officially registered.
1575
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:15,789
Petrol!
1576
01:30:18,167 --> 01:30:19,658
Chantal, bring the gas.
1577
01:30:19,833 --> 01:30:21,415
Don't plants need water?
1578
01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:23,620
You want a teacher, yes?
You get one!
1579
01:30:23,792 --> 01:30:25,784
You're crazy! You are children!
1580
01:30:26,750 --> 01:30:29,083
Film this for Ms. Schnabelstedt.
- Okay.
1581
01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:37,162
I'm burning off the drugs.
Are you happy now?
1582
01:30:37,333 --> 01:30:39,620
Am I a good teacher now?
1583
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:44,662
All out! Piss off!
1584
01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:48,494
(Daniel) Run!
1585
01:30:50,875 --> 01:30:53,117
Get out of here!
(Chantal whimpers.)
1586
01:30:54,708 --> 01:30:55,664
Chanti!
1587
01:30:55,833 --> 01:30:57,699
What happened?
1588
01:30:57,875 --> 01:30:59,207
He makes a fire.
1589
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:05,124
One question, you idiot.
1590
01:31:05,292 --> 01:31:08,706
How can you earn so little from this?
that you don't even have anything to eat?
1591
01:31:08,875 --> 01:31:11,413
We're just employees!
- Huh? With whom?
1592
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:15,118
We had a few plants
and then Mr. Wölki came with the SCG.
1593
01:31:15,292 --> 01:31:17,454
He said we should optimize it.
1594
01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:20,082
He said he would take care of us.
1595
01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:22,663
But he keeps 85 percent
and the donations anyway.
1596
01:31:22,833 --> 01:31:27,077
Are you kidding me?
- He said we'll be adopted.
1597
01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:30,743
But that was three years ago.
Now almost everyone has pubic hair.
1598
01:31:30,917 --> 01:31:35,617
And on the Internet it says with pubic hair
you definitely won't get adoptive parents.
1599
01:31:35,792 --> 01:31:36,999
(Clap)
1600
01:31:37,833 --> 01:31:42,498
Bravo, Cedric, that's great,
how you stick to our plan.
1601
01:31:42,667 --> 01:31:45,785
And I told you
don't interfere here!
1602
01:31:45,958 --> 01:31:47,449
You're fucked!
1603
01:31:48,167 --> 01:31:50,329
Hey, turn that off
or I'll report you!
1604
01:31:51,417 --> 01:31:55,707
And 15 percent is more than everyone
Shitty fair trade coffee farmer gets!
1605
01:31:55,875 --> 01:31:58,788
But he's not a minor
you asshole!
1606
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:02,247
Do you know what it's like when you...
everyone fucks when you're little?
1607
01:32:02,417 --> 01:32:05,034
When you're hungry
and have to take care of yourself?
1608
01:32:05,208 --> 01:32:09,202
Constantly hiding and dreaming about it
to be able to be a completely normal child?
1609
01:32:09,375 --> 01:32:11,617
Oh god,
I'm about to cry.
1610
01:32:12,417 --> 01:32:15,615
Maybe I'll report YOU.
- What do you think?
1611
01:32:16,417 --> 01:32:19,785
Who believes a criminal?
and a few smelly orphans?
1612
01:32:19,958 --> 01:32:23,781
Do you want that little bit of shit life,
what you still have, also lose?
1613
01:32:27,750 --> 01:32:30,709
And if so,
maybe it wouldn't have been a crappy life,
1614
01:32:30,875 --> 01:32:34,073
Would anyone have my crack lab?
blew up when I was 14.
1615
01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:37,366
(screams)
1616
01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:39,082
(Hauke) Shit!
1617
01:32:41,833 --> 01:32:43,620
(dramatic orchestral music)
1618
01:32:51,083 --> 01:32:52,324
(creaking and cracking)
1619
01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:55,957
Hello?
1620
01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:04,036
(Cough)
1621
01:33:15,417 --> 01:33:18,205
Was your childhood really like that?
Mr. Müller?
1622
01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:22,162
I have to get out of here before he wakes up.
1623
01:33:22,333 --> 01:33:24,495
You tell Ms. Meyer,
what happened, okay?
1624
01:33:24,667 --> 01:33:27,159
When the cops question you
then you have to act like this
1625
01:33:27,333 --> 01:33:29,575
as if you knew nothing.
1626
01:33:29,750 --> 01:33:31,958
You thought
I'm a normal teacher.
1627
01:33:32,083 --> 01:33:34,120
Act as if you...
1628
01:33:34,292 --> 01:33:37,205
as if you were completely innocent children.
1629
01:33:40,250 --> 01:33:41,457
Yes.
1630
01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:43,991
Just as. This looks real.
1631
01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:47,661
(quiet sobs)
1632
01:33:47,833 --> 01:33:49,415
Okay. Come on.
1633
01:33:51,917 --> 01:33:54,580
And tells Ms. Schnabelstedt that...
1634
01:33:54,750 --> 01:33:56,207
Yes come...
1635
01:33:56,375 --> 01:33:57,911
Says I love her.
1636
01:33:58,458 --> 01:34:00,074
Mr Müller!
1637
01:34:00,833 --> 01:34:02,495
I have a solution.
1638
01:34:02,667 --> 01:34:04,124
Oh my god,
1639
01:34:04,292 --> 01:34:07,911
I dreamed about it for so long
to say this sentence.
1640
01:34:11,667 --> 01:34:13,408
This should be for the Abitur grade.
1641
01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:15,495
(Chantal) We wanted to fill you up.
1642
01:34:15,667 --> 01:34:18,739
Then we wanted to take sex photos
and blackmail you.
1643
01:34:18,917 --> 01:34:21,159
BUT we would sell you the idea.
1644
01:34:21,333 --> 01:34:22,323
For 10 euros!
1645
01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:24,958
(Music: "Desert Palm Whistle"
by Jerome Faby)
1646
01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:27,583
(They make teasing noises.)
1647
01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:33,741
Burnout.
1648
01:34:37,667 --> 01:34:39,249
Woohoo!
1649
01:34:39,417 --> 01:34:40,407
Man, stop it!
1650
01:34:41,708 --> 01:34:45,577
That should look more like fucking.
- Cloudy.
1651
01:34:45,750 --> 01:34:46,740
(kissing sounds)
1652
01:34:47,667 --> 01:34:49,408
(Chantal) Good morning!
1653
01:34:49,542 --> 01:34:50,999
Surprise!
1654
01:34:51,167 --> 01:34:54,660
The photos stay on the cell phone,
if you give up the school partnership.
1655
01:34:54,833 --> 01:34:55,789
This is Kafkaesque.
1656
01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:59,406
You took advantage of children
Drug cultivation financed with donations.
1657
01:34:59,583 --> 01:35:03,202
It's hard to budget for one
to set up an international partner school.
1658
01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:04,411
(He screams.)
1659
01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:06,040
Let him have a sandwich!
- Yes!
1660
01:35:06,208 --> 01:35:07,415
Oh, children!
1661
01:35:07,542 --> 01:35:09,329
I want to top!
- No, I!
1662
01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:10,574
(scream)
I want to top!
1663
01:35:10,750 --> 01:35:12,707
Zeynep, give him a blow job.
- But only briefly.
1664
01:35:12,875 --> 01:35:13,831
No!
- But!
1665
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:18,620
Girls! Better take another photo
with Daniel as long as he is wide.
1666
01:35:20,458 --> 01:35:21,665
(animal roar)
1667
01:35:23,208 --> 01:35:24,540
(Hauke growls.)
1668
01:35:25,750 --> 01:35:27,286
(roaring and screaming)
1669
01:35:33,417 --> 01:35:37,331
If you had said that you were a criminal,
we could have been friends.
1670
01:35:37,458 --> 01:35:40,906
At some point you forget
where the peace pipe was buried.
1671
01:35:41,542 --> 01:35:43,704
But never where the ax is.
1672
01:35:43,875 --> 01:35:46,037
The school year is still long, Müller.
1673
01:35:49,083 --> 01:35:50,369
Good...
1674
01:35:51,042 --> 01:35:52,704
Trip home!
1675
01:35:57,542 --> 01:35:58,658
(oblique whistle)
1676
01:35:59,333 --> 01:36:01,666
Louder!
(oblique whistle)
1677
01:36:01,833 --> 01:36:03,790
(loud, elephant-like trumpet)
1678
01:36:05,375 --> 01:36:07,332
(Zeki) Group of assholes!
1679
01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:11,449
We build an orphanage and save
little Asis her tsunami ass.
1680
01:36:11,625 --> 01:36:15,323
If you do it well, you get it
a real animal name. - (all) Yes!
1681
01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:17,162
(pop music)
1682
01:36:17,333 --> 01:36:18,744
That's still possible, here.
- Thanks.
1683
01:36:18,917 --> 01:36:21,159
Hello, my followers!
Here is Chanti!
1684
01:36:21,333 --> 01:36:24,906
And hello especially to my followers
from Bibi's beauty construction site.
1685
01:36:25,792 --> 01:36:27,658
So there are three, three things
1686
01:36:27,833 --> 01:36:31,031
that you have to pay attention to
if you want to be real Thais.
1687
01:36:31,208 --> 01:36:32,699
Girl, what are you doing?
1688
01:36:32,875 --> 01:36:35,162
I'm making a YouTube video.
- Are you serious?
1689
01:36:40,167 --> 01:36:42,409
Number 1, the greeting. Danger!
1690
01:36:42,583 --> 01:36:44,700
(stilted) Hey, Chanti, what's up?
1691
01:36:44,875 --> 01:36:47,208
No, Danger.
The Thais never shake hands.
1692
01:36:47,375 --> 01:36:50,413
They make the fin. Ah!
1693
01:36:50,583 --> 01:36:52,199
(Daniel) Ow!
1694
01:36:53,750 --> 01:36:56,538
He's too bad.
He shouldn't take part anymore.
1695
01:36:58,917 --> 01:37:03,082
Number 2: Even if you get loud,
a Thai will never shout back!
1696
01:37:03,250 --> 01:37:04,707
Hey! You pissing child!
1697
01:37:05,708 --> 01:37:07,324
You whore! You cunt!
1698
01:37:07,458 --> 01:37:09,324
Man, leave it! That's annoying!
1699
01:37:09,458 --> 01:37:11,666
You wanted to join the YouTube channel.
1700
01:37:11,833 --> 01:37:14,997
Man, nobody wants you
and see your fucking sewer!
1701
01:37:16,458 --> 01:37:17,448
Number three.
1702
01:37:17,625 --> 01:37:18,615
Woo!
1703
01:37:18,792 --> 01:37:20,408
The outfit!
1704
01:37:20,542 --> 01:37:23,125
It is absolutely important
that you show tradition of country.
1705
01:37:23,292 --> 01:37:24,533
Like me.
1706
01:37:24,708 --> 01:37:26,244
Chantal, that's Japanese.
1707
01:37:26,417 --> 01:37:28,283
Let me do it the way I want!
1708
01:37:28,917 --> 01:37:29,998
Okay, bye, sweeties.
1709
01:37:30,167 --> 01:37:31,248
I love you!
1710
01:37:31,417 --> 01:37:34,410
Follow me on Twitter and...
Oh, just follow me everywhere.
1711
01:37:36,042 --> 01:37:38,876
(Music: "Rule The World"
by Walk Off The Earth)
1712
01:37:39,042 --> 01:37:41,284
(Etienne) Smaug approaching!
1713
01:37:51,333 --> 01:37:53,791
We are no longer partner school of SCG,
1714
01:37:53,958 --> 01:37:56,746
but partner school of GGS!
1715
01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:59,371
From now on: partner school of the GGS!
1716
01:37:59,625 --> 01:38:02,368
Thank you very much, Mr Long.
1717
01:38:02,917 --> 01:38:05,500
We'll still talk about spelling!
1718
01:38:05,750 --> 01:38:09,790
Mr. Müller, you have
done a lot for this village.
1719
01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:11,119
And for his students.
1720
01:38:11,292 --> 01:38:15,411
They have 20 orphans
helped on the right path.
1721
01:38:15,583 --> 01:38:17,290
They built them a home.
1722
01:38:17,458 --> 01:38:18,619
(loud cheering)
1723
01:38:18,792 --> 01:38:21,626
We will now
Hire a social worker
1724
01:38:21,792 --> 01:38:25,331
and look forward to one
stimulated exchange between partner schools
1725
01:38:25,458 --> 01:38:28,201
between Germany and Thailand.
1726
01:38:33,208 --> 01:38:35,541
I am proud of you, Mr. Müller.
1727
01:38:35,708 --> 01:38:38,416
You have the campaign
from the Ministry of Education.
1728
01:38:38,542 --> 01:38:40,329
YOU will be the face of GGS.
1729
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:44,532
On specialist magazines and 24 information screens
of German universities.
1730
01:38:44,708 --> 01:38:48,577
I didn't do this alone.
There is one without whom I wouldn't be here.
1731
01:38:48,750 --> 01:38:49,581
Oh, no thanks.
1732
01:38:49,750 --> 01:38:53,790
I am aware of the positive influence
on my staff quite aware.
1733
01:38:53,958 --> 01:38:56,496
Schnabelstedt belongs in the campaign.
1734
01:38:56,667 --> 01:38:59,034
Schnabelstedt?
- Yes.
1735
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:02,411
Gladly.
1736
01:39:02,583 --> 01:39:04,745
(cheers and applause)
1737
01:39:05,833 --> 01:39:08,075
(Music: "Laser Beam"
by Flipsyde)
1738
01:39:12,042 --> 01:39:13,123
(silent scene)
1739
01:39:23,167 --> 01:39:26,615
And now send your wishes to heaven!
1740
01:39:38,167 --> 01:39:39,123
(whoops)
1741
01:39:41,292 --> 01:39:43,534
I wished
that you remain a teacher.
1742
01:39:44,875 --> 01:39:47,583
The wish comes true,
you stupid.
1743
01:39:47,750 --> 01:39:51,539
Oh my God. Maybe I would have mine
what else should you wish for?
1744
01:39:51,708 --> 01:39:53,370
Something about money.
1745
01:40:07,417 --> 01:40:08,578
Chanti!
1746
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,536
Where is your mother?
1747
01:40:10,708 --> 01:40:13,075
Definitely coming soon.
- Yes?
1748
01:40:13,250 --> 01:40:16,914
God, that's really hashish!
- Hello? Not so loud!
1749
01:40:17,083 --> 01:40:19,325
If anyone notices this!
- Oh, sorry.
1750
01:40:19,458 --> 01:40:22,201
I completely forgot
how important your job is to you.
1751
01:40:22,375 --> 01:40:25,118
Maybe he is
now too.
1752
01:40:25,833 --> 01:40:27,495
Almost as important as you.
- Pff!
1753
01:40:27,667 --> 01:40:31,581
And how many diamonds do you have left?
- Well, one for each ear.
1754
01:40:33,125 --> 01:40:35,913
Hey, I got you the campaign,
that was the job.
1755
01:40:37,208 --> 01:40:39,916
Next time
Let's go to Föhr, you bum.
1756
01:40:43,667 --> 01:40:46,660
Um, Etienne?
We recently...
1757
01:40:46,833 --> 01:40:49,667
We confused each other while chatting.
1758
01:40:49,875 --> 01:40:51,832
Do you have any questions?
1759
01:40:52,500 --> 01:40:53,741
Mr. Müller said,
1760
01:40:53,917 --> 01:40:57,035
you might find me
more likeable than other women.
1761
01:40:57,208 --> 01:40:59,575
(pop)
I... I love you...
1762
01:40:59,750 --> 01:41:01,992
Uh, Etienne, that's so cute, but...
1763
01:41:02,167 --> 01:41:04,750
...no more.
- I'm sorry, what?
1764
01:41:04,917 --> 01:41:07,330
I mean, good! That's good.
1765
01:41:07,458 --> 01:41:08,744
But do I have anything...
1766
01:41:08,917 --> 01:41:11,534
Is it because
that you saw me in a bikini?
1767
01:41:11,708 --> 01:41:12,824
Etienne?
1768
01:41:15,792 --> 01:41:18,375
I'm ready for reality.
1769
01:41:23,375 --> 01:41:25,742
Gnarls a lot.
1770
01:41:26,500 --> 01:41:28,287
No hey,
1771
01:41:28,458 --> 01:41:30,415
un gaugeth.
1772
01:41:30,583 --> 01:41:35,453
But I will never forget our night!
1773
01:41:39,167 --> 01:41:39,953
Well.
1774
01:41:40,125 --> 01:41:42,742
I am the only one
who willingly fucks you.
1775
01:41:42,917 --> 01:41:44,624
Ha, ha.
1776
01:41:46,625 --> 01:41:48,912
(Etienne)
I can do five seconds.
1777
01:41:55,750 --> 01:41:57,161
Chantal?
1778
01:41:57,958 --> 01:42:00,496
You can come with us.
- Really?
1779
01:42:05,708 --> 01:42:06,824
Bye, Mr. Müller!
1780
01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:10,118
(Student) Bye, Mr. Müller!
- Bye, you motherfuckers!
1781
01:42:10,292 --> 01:42:12,705
See you Monday, right?
- Yes, yes! Fuck off now.
1782
01:42:13,542 --> 01:42:14,453
I sit in the front.
1783
01:42:15,667 --> 01:42:18,080
Is there a job,
that fills me anew every day?
1784
01:42:18,417 --> 01:42:20,124
(dynamic rock music)
1785
01:42:24,792 --> 01:42:28,581
A job where I meet people
inspire and motivate?
1786
01:42:34,917 --> 01:42:37,955
A job that doesn't just involve me,
but also advances my country?
1787
01:42:38,125 --> 01:42:40,082
(electronic countdown)
1788
01:42:46,833 --> 01:42:48,916
For this question
you don't need a spicker.
1789
01:42:49,083 --> 01:42:51,416
Because the solution
is super simple: teacher!
1790
01:42:52,292 --> 01:42:53,908
More than just ONE job.
1791
01:42:54,083 --> 01:42:56,746
Apply now and show Pisa your fist!
1792
01:42:56,917 --> 01:42:59,204
(loud cheering)
1793
01:42:59,375 --> 01:43:02,288
(Man) An initiative of the educational
Ministry and the Goethe Comprehensive School.
1794
01:43:02,458 --> 01:43:04,541
(Gerster) logo is clearly visible.
1795
01:43:04,708 --> 01:43:05,824
Great, right?
1796
01:43:06,458 --> 01:43:09,201
Oh, that's the highlight
my career!
1797
01:43:09,375 --> 01:43:12,118
You can have a piece of candy
take it out of your head.
1798
01:43:12,292 --> 01:43:13,954
(comedic music)
1799
01:43:18,542 --> 01:43:20,625
Do you have your certificate of good conduct with you?
1800
01:43:20,792 --> 01:43:22,374
Ah yes.
1801
01:43:23,917 --> 01:43:26,000
Hmm. Photoshop.
1802
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:29,536
(menacing music)
1803
01:43:29,708 --> 01:43:31,825
You can clearly do this better than me.
1804
01:43:33,292 --> 01:43:35,284
I had to submit for the campaign.
1805
01:43:35,458 --> 01:43:39,407
They were way too slow.
What have you eaten?
1806
01:43:40,417 --> 01:43:41,123
Uh...
1807
01:43:41,292 --> 01:43:43,249
13 months in prison?
1808
01:43:44,417 --> 01:43:47,000
Hmm. Shame on you.
1809
01:43:47,167 --> 01:43:50,456
Don't call the cops.
I can disappear in five minutes.
1810
01:43:50,625 --> 01:43:52,912
SHE should be ashamed of herself.
The whole college.
1811
01:43:53,083 --> 01:43:55,291
Someone has to
show from the social depths,
1812
01:43:55,458 --> 01:43:58,201
that commitment
and responsibility are possible.
1813
01:43:58,375 --> 01:44:00,958
There you see,
what can become of a problem student,
1814
01:44:01,125 --> 01:44:03,617
if he goes to the right school, yes.
1815
01:44:04,208 --> 01:44:07,042
teeth clenched,
fought through, tamed the 10b,
1816
01:44:07,208 --> 01:44:09,746
School placed in top 2.
Did you want to say something?
1817
01:44:09,917 --> 01:44:13,410
Under your homemade lace
The halo is smoking again.
1818
01:44:13,542 --> 01:44:16,410
Well, it is...
maybe not entirely correct...
1819
01:44:16,583 --> 01:44:19,496
That was bullshit!
1820
01:44:20,833 --> 01:44:24,406
Sometimes that's enough
Rule of Three and Latinum, right?
1821
01:44:24,542 --> 01:44:25,783
Sometimes you need grit
1822
01:44:25,958 --> 01:44:29,372
and a healthy portion
Unscrupulousness. Please.
1823
01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:31,082
Uh, I'm not fired?
1824
01:44:31,250 --> 01:44:33,833
I'm surely not stupid.
You are my best man.
1825
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:36,788
Grotesque.
- But I'll cut your two salaries.
1826
01:44:36,958 --> 01:44:39,120
Because you were kidding me again.
1827
01:44:39,292 --> 01:44:42,660
We pump the money into the school newspaper,
We're still in 10th place.
1828
01:44:42,833 --> 01:44:44,665
But soon the people at the kiosk say:
1829
01:44:44,833 --> 01:44:48,281
"No, not the mirror.
Give me the class fart.
1830
01:44:48,458 --> 01:44:49,994
“It has content.”
1831
01:44:52,000 --> 01:44:53,332
(Chantal whispers along.)
1832
01:44:53,458 --> 01:44:54,699
Uah, send?
1833
01:44:54,875 --> 01:44:57,288
Ah, sent!
(Daniel laughs.)
1834
01:44:57,458 --> 01:44:59,415
That's my plan.
1835
01:44:59,542 --> 01:45:00,749
(vibration alarm)
1836
01:45:03,042 --> 01:45:05,409
(Gerster) SMS you can
also read outside.
1837
01:45:05,583 --> 01:45:06,824
Thank you very much.
1838
01:45:07,667 --> 01:45:10,159
(tense instrumental music)
1839
01:45:14,500 --> 01:45:15,616
(door rattle)
1840
01:45:18,208 --> 01:45:19,164
(giggle)
1841
01:45:19,792 --> 01:45:20,908
Hello?
1842
01:45:23,667 --> 01:45:25,283
(whispering and clicking)
1843
01:45:26,500 --> 01:45:28,958
(Zeki) Hey!
(battle cries)
1844
01:45:29,125 --> 01:45:30,286
(Zeki) Hands off!
1845
01:45:30,458 --> 01:45:32,370
(clicking and rhythmic beeping)
1846
01:45:35,375 --> 01:45:36,161
Fuck.
1847
01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:38,916
Mr Müller?
We have to use you again.
1848
01:45:39,542 --> 01:45:42,410
You all get a good grade.
Now stop this shit.
1849
01:45:42,542 --> 01:45:45,910
M-m. We don't want grades.
We need likes.
1850
01:45:46,417 --> 01:45:47,828
What, likes?
1851
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:52,290
If you want to get rid of the ankle bracelet,
Better follow our instructions.
1852
01:45:52,458 --> 01:45:54,871
I don't do shit!
You'll get...
1853
01:45:55,042 --> 01:45:57,079
(whirring, moaning and laughing)
1854
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:01,323
That was stage one.
(sigh)
1855
01:46:01,458 --> 01:46:03,165
Nice. What?
1856
01:46:03,333 --> 01:46:05,791
(evil laugh)
1857
01:46:14,292 --> 01:46:16,579
Underpants!
1858
01:46:22,500 --> 01:46:24,207
(whoops and giggles)
1859
01:46:25,542 --> 01:46:27,078
This is your end.
1860
01:46:27,250 --> 01:46:30,573
No, this is the beginning
my YouTube career.
1861
01:46:31,833 --> 01:46:33,620
I only have six subscribers.
1862
01:46:33,792 --> 01:46:35,078
(whoops)
1863
01:46:35,250 --> 01:46:37,913
(high singing)
1864
01:46:38,083 --> 01:46:40,496
(heroic music)
1865
01:46:48,375 --> 01:46:50,958
(Music: "Ode to Joy",
sung by the Cologne Youth Choir)
1866
01:46:51,125 --> 01:46:51,956
Hello!
1867
01:46:53,583 --> 01:46:55,074
Let me out now! Chantal!
1868
01:46:57,708 --> 01:46:59,370
Fuck off, you freak.
1869
01:46:59,500 --> 01:47:03,073
If you like this video,
then give me the thumbs up button.
1870
01:47:03,250 --> 01:47:05,663
And you can subscribe to me here.
1871
01:47:05,833 --> 01:47:08,200
Woe betide you if you put this on the Internet!
1872
01:47:08,375 --> 01:47:10,537
Mr. Müller,
what are you doing in there?
1873
01:47:10,708 --> 01:47:12,791
I thought
I'll come to the machine today.
1874
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:16,744
Oh right!
- I'm not in here voluntarily!
1875
01:47:17,583 --> 01:47:19,074
Subscribe to Chanti's Channel!
1876
01:47:19,250 --> 01:47:21,833
Chantal, please.
Would you please stop filming?
1877
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:24,583
(buzz of voices, cheering)
1878
01:47:24,750 --> 01:47:25,911
Listen... Chantal!
1879
01:47:26,250 --> 01:47:29,118
♪ Joy, beautiful spark of the gods...
1880
01:47:29,292 --> 01:47:29,998
♪ Joy, beautiful...
1881
01:47:30,458 --> 01:47:31,289
♪ Joy, beautiful...
1882
01:47:31,708 --> 01:47:32,539
♪ Joy, beautiful...
1883
01:47:34,250 --> 01:47:36,492
(cheerful pop music)
1884
01:48:49,917 --> 01:48:52,000
Fuck you too.
1885
01:48:58,042 --> 01:48:59,658
We have the camera!
1886
01:49:00,542 --> 01:49:03,205
(panting) It goes here
topsy-turvy.
1887
01:49:04,042 --> 01:49:05,078
Give me the camera.
1888
01:49:05,750 --> 01:49:07,787
You have no sound, right?
1889
01:49:07,958 --> 01:49:10,541
If it's in five minutes
things aren't cleaned up here...
1890
01:49:10,917 --> 01:49:11,873
Ow!
1891
01:49:38,250 --> 01:49:39,582
(crackling and banging)
1892
01:49:39,917 --> 01:49:41,909
Yes, you can speak German.
- A little bit.
1893
01:49:42,083 --> 01:49:44,666
We would have each other right away
be able to converse in German.
1894
01:49:56,042 --> 01:49:58,534
...Schiller and Kamuss!
1895
01:50:04,208 --> 01:50:06,040
Now you shut up.
1896
01:50:07,667 --> 01:50:10,330
(unintelligible, distorted voices)
1897
01:50:22,208 --> 01:50:23,369
(choking)
1898
01:50:27,958 --> 01:50:29,074
Yes?
1899
01:50:29,250 --> 01:50:33,415
(man) Hello!
This is Mr. Dong... Don...
1900
01:50:35,292 --> 01:50:38,205
Sorry. I forgot the name.
1901
01:50:38,375 --> 01:50:40,162
Should I answer it again?
1902
01:50:42,958 --> 01:50:43,994
Say.
1903
01:50:44,625 --> 01:50:46,742
(Director) Yes, answer it again.
1904
01:50:48,750 --> 01:50:51,709
Always the french fries scenes. Shit.
1905
01:50:51,875 --> 01:50:54,037
Shit. OK.
1906
01:50:55,583 --> 01:50:57,666
(Someone imitates ringing.)
1907
01:51:12,042 --> 01:51:15,865
And then Thailand too!
- I have to go there.
1908
01:51:16,083 --> 01:51:19,906
You're really passionate about your job.
- The look was awesome.
1909
01:51:20,750 --> 01:51:23,458
I have to go there.
(She starts laughing.)
1910
01:51:25,750 --> 01:51:26,581
Okay.
1911
01:51:27,458 --> 01:51:30,121
I have to... You looked cross-eyed.
1912
01:51:30,292 --> 01:51:32,158
I didn't squint.
- Shit!
1913
01:51:32,875 --> 01:51:34,992
(Director) And action.
1914
01:51:35,167 --> 01:51:36,408
There...
- Monkey.
1915
01:51:38,792 --> 01:51:40,408
Point again.
1916
01:51:40,583 --> 01:51:41,573
Mm.
1917
01:51:43,667 --> 01:51:45,784
Don't you have to measure it or something?
1918
01:51:45,958 --> 01:51:48,871
Yes, Burak. Do you have to?
don't measure or something?
1919
01:51:51,292 --> 01:51:54,660
Can we shoot my nail tutorial?
- Yes, leave!
1920
01:51:55,875 --> 01:51:59,664
(Director) Gizem, why are you pretending?
whether you have your cell phone in your hand? - What?
1921
01:51:59,833 --> 01:52:03,201
Why don't you use the real phone?
We're shooting. -Oh...
1922
01:52:13,458 --> 01:52:14,494
He's not coming.
1923
01:52:15,708 --> 01:52:17,950
Eckhard...
(laughing) Sorry.
1924
01:52:18,125 --> 01:52:21,323
(director laughing)
It has the very first effects.
1925
01:52:25,708 --> 01:52:27,620
'Sorry. Shit.
1926
01:52:28,250 --> 01:52:32,449
Gudrun, you are almost on par
with the Schillergymnasium.
1927
01:52:32,625 --> 01:52:34,412
(laughing) Again.
1928
01:52:34,667 --> 01:52:38,286
Maybe it's a lady boy. Of that
There are a lot of them in Thailand, right?
1929
01:52:39,417 --> 01:52:42,489
Maybe it's a lady boy. Of that
there's... Fuck, now we have it.
1930
01:52:43,208 --> 01:52:45,575
Chanti. What happened?
1931
01:52:46,375 --> 01:52:47,957
He makes a fire.
1932
01:52:49,250 --> 01:52:50,240
Good.
1933
01:52:50,417 --> 01:52:52,955
(Muezzin singing over loudspeakers)
1934
01:52:55,667 --> 01:52:59,035
(robot voice)
Warning, warning, bullshit alert.
1935
01:52:59,292 --> 01:53:02,126
'Sorry. 'Sorry.
So it's clear.
1936
01:53:07,333 --> 01:53:10,121
(Robot voice) That was bullshit.
-Fuck!
1937
01:53:11,292 --> 01:53:12,203
To?
1938
01:53:12,375 --> 01:53:13,331
Shit. Sorry.
1939
01:53:14,750 --> 01:53:16,412
Night vision devices...
1940
01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:20,459
Is it true that shit
as ice cubes over... man!
1941
01:53:20,667 --> 01:53:24,456
Is it true that the shit is like ice cubes
is thrown from the earth?
1942
01:53:24,625 --> 01:53:25,661
To the earth...
1943
01:53:25,917 --> 01:53:28,500
Is it true that shit is on... ah!
1944
01:53:28,708 --> 01:53:31,166
Is it true that the shit from the...
1945
01:53:31,917 --> 01:53:32,623
I can do this...
1946
01:53:32,833 --> 01:53:36,782
Is it true that the shit is like ice cubes
from which... is thrown to the earth?
1947
01:53:36,958 --> 01:53:38,745
Is it true that shit, uh...
1948
01:53:39,000 --> 01:53:42,164
Is it true that the shit comes out of the
is thrown to the ground after rolling the dice?
1949
01:53:42,333 --> 01:53:43,323
(loud laughter)
1950
01:53:44,250 --> 01:53:47,664
Is it true that shit
from the ice cubes... Oh man!
1951
01:53:49,917 --> 01:53:51,033
Brother, what?
1952
01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:56,535
Oh!
1953
01:53:57,333 --> 01:53:57,868
'Sorry.
1954
01:54:01,583 --> 01:54:05,953
I take Lisi's credit card
and then I'll book a flight.
1955
01:54:06,125 --> 01:54:07,741
(laughter in the background)
1956
01:54:09,708 --> 01:54:12,542
(sneezing) 'Sorry.
- Health. Health.
1957
01:54:13,333 --> 01:54:17,282
Nope. I'm definitely not driving
with the weak... What?
1958
01:54:17,458 --> 01:54:19,575
Hey...
- Come on, now...
1959
01:54:19,792 --> 01:54:22,000
You started.
I saw it. Stop it.
1960
01:54:22,792 --> 01:54:25,500
I would drive somewhere.
If Mr. Müller comes with me.
1961
01:54:25,667 --> 01:54:28,159
It wasn't me.
- Now comes Bernd, right?
1962
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:31,617
How about Rome?
So I would like to go to Rome again.
1963
01:54:31,792 --> 01:54:36,332
The wine, the light,
the... the... I'm out.
1964
01:54:36,542 --> 01:54:38,659
An emerging country, Mr. Gundlach.
1965
01:54:38,833 --> 01:54:41,621
Schillergymnasium travels to Thailand.
What's going on there?
1966
01:54:43,667 --> 01:54:45,954
(Gerster) I'm rushing you
the SV on the neck.
1967
01:54:47,417 --> 01:54:49,283
So I would drive somewhere.
1968
01:54:49,542 --> 01:54:52,159
To Thailand.
- I have to cry.
1969
01:54:52,333 --> 01:54:56,998
Ms. Schnabelstedt. So what's going on?
- I don't know what's going on either.
1970
01:54:59,833 --> 01:55:03,281
There's no air in here.
- What?
1971
01:55:04,333 --> 01:55:06,290
(Director) Okay, thank you. Out of.
- Finally.
1972
01:55:08,000 --> 01:55:09,832
(with helium voice) Fack Ju Göhte 2.
1973
01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:12,708
I love you.
- I love you completely too.
1974
01:55:17,250 --> 01:55:19,242
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