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Alexis is suing her sugar daddy for
lying about his age and not being able

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perform basic sugar daddy duties.

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She's suing for $3 ,500.

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Damien is countersuing Alexis for lying
about her intentions and only being with

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him for the money.

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He's countersuing for $3 ,500.

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for the Honorable Judge Isis Brzezinski.

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I see here, Miss Fox, you are suing Mr.

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Dayski for dropping the ball on his
sugar daddy commitment.

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Tell me a little bit more about that.

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Oh, come on. She just won a ride.

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Mr. Dayski?

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Only speak when you are spoken to. Do
you understand? And if you cannot

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I will have my bailiff put you in your
place.

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Step out of line.

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I dare you. See what I have to put up
with?

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Honor, I met Damien a year ago, and he
whined and dined me.

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So naturally, I thought that was what
life was going to be like with him.

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Let me guess.

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It wasn't.

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You're so right, Honor.

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You know, I haven't even been given my
own credit card yet, and when he does

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give money, it's like less than $100. I
mean, I can't even pay for my name. Your

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Honor, the lie.

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Can I speak now? You will get your
chance, Mr. Daiskey.

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Can I continue?

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Oh, good. Oh, thank you.

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And to make matters even worse, I
checked out his bank statement, and he's

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even making as much as he breathes
about.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Is there anything else?

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Yes, your honor. He's been flirting with
your bailiff. He put it in my face.

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Is that true?

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Excuse me for looking. I am in a sexist
relationship.

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And I didn't lie about my income. She
assumed I was sugar daddy.

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Not true.

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Truth be told, I stopped spending money
on her because she stopped cooking me.

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Oh, what do you mean?

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See, look, all she does is just tease
me, walk around, and destroy sex.

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I'm just way too hot to be going back
and forth.

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Says who?

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Says me. I don't even have evidence.

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Exhibit A.

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That's it.

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Mm -hmm.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Take a good look.

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Over there. Do you see them?

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Yeah.

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She is up!

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Okay, calm down, everyone.

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Calm down.

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Okay, so here's what I'm going to do.

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I have one more thing to say. I'm not
done yet.

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Since this relationship started, she
promised me endless sex. And that hasn't

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happened yet.

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Okay, Bable, can you please stand next
to Mr. Dayscape?

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He can't seem to control his...

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She can't tell me he doesn't even have a
heart on right now.

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Go ahead and check.

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He loves his ass.

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I can see it. I think it's right there.

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You can check for yourself.

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Yeah, yeah.

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See, she tried to steal my dad.

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Okay, now.

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Just a moment ago, you weren't claiming
him as yours.

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And you're suing him.

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to do?

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Well, I'm going to make my final
judgment.

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Let me just...

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Okay.

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You two are not over each other.

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I can tell.

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And one of you is jealous.

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It needs to be taken care of.

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But not by you, Bailiff.

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Come on over here.

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I know. Come on. It's okay.

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Next time.

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But here's the thing.

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You two will not leave my courtroom
until you kiss.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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After the hell you put me through today
in this courtroom, we're going to need

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to see more.

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In fact, Ms. Falk, I order you to give
Mr. Dinkie anal

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sex.

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I don't want to hear it. I don't want to
hear it.

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Oh, God.

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Well, as you see this, couple is going
to need a room. So, you know what? Let's

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give them ours. Can you hear them? All
right, everyone.

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Let's head out.

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Let's do it again.

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Oh, he did. He did.

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Oh, God.

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Oh,

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God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Can I kiss you on my arm?

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Yes.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Oh, God, yes.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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This isn't it.

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That's so fucking good.

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Yeah. Oh, fuck.

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Yeah. Oh, I want that cum all over me.

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Oh, I want you to dump your bag.

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Courtney?

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Welcome home. I checked out with my bark
and I'm the deal, you know.

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Mm -hmm. Do I get the credit card now?

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I think this here today was fair.

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I totally agree.

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I mean, I got the card.

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And I also think that we learned a big
lesson in keeping our promises with each

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other.

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Ready?

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I'm ready.

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Okay, let's go.