1 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:09,575 THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the 2 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,477 road 'til we stop. 3 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:13,746 And then we'll shop. 4 00:00:13,748 --> 00:00:19,084 So 1, 2, 3, now, baby, here we go. 5 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:20,953 Here we go! 6 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:23,756 Here we go, on a mission undercover 7 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:25,024 and we're in control. 8 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:30,229 Here we go, here we go, we're Totally Spies so 9 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:31,764 get on with the show. 10 00:00:31,766 --> 00:00:35,901 Here we go, here we go, here we go! 11 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:44,043 MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): Welcome to the Windsor Mall, 12 00:00:44,045 --> 00:00:45,911 London's newest and largest shopping center. 13 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:52,451 -Oh, this store is everything everyone said it was going to 14 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:53,419 be and more. 15 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:56,522 I could stay in here forever! 16 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,991 -Oh, what's happening? 17 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:09,401 [screaming] 18 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,276 -This new mall is, like, the biggest thing that's happened 19 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,177 to me since acrylic nails. 20 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,913 I can't wait until it's finished. 21 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:21,880 -Me neither. 22 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,515 Just looking at it gives me goosebumps! 23 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:26,385 Hey, can't you guys build any faster? 24 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:27,519 -Take it easy, Alex. 25 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:29,688 Malls aren't built in a day. 26 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,157 Well, until the new one's done, looks like we're stuck 27 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,759 with our old tried and true luxury mall. 28 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,107 -OK, one guess. 29 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:48,841 Who am I? 30 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:50,008 -Mandy. 31 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,313 -Yes, who wants me now? 32 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,948 I'm so popular I can't even seek 33 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:58,617 refuge at the mall anymore. 34 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,918 [screams] 35 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,087 Ah, trying to be me? 36 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:03,388 As if. 37 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,891 It would take you months with a professional makeup artist 38 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,494 to achieve my look of perfection. 39 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,429 -I was totally just playing around, Mandy. 40 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:13,232 -Yeah, lighten up a little, beauty queen. 41 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,766 -Let's blow this makeup stand. 42 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,970 -No one gets away with calling me beauty queen and not really 43 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,271 meaning it. 44 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,140 This should bring down that pathetic wannabe. 45 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:29,214 [beeping] 46 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:30,549 -Hey, you, stop! 47 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:32,050 Thief! 48 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,218 Get back here! 49 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:41,360 [beep] 50 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:42,528 -Huh? 51 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:47,900 -Third floor. 52 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:50,335 Gadgets, video, and info on your next assignment. 53 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,037 [pained laughter] 54 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,305 -This better be urgent, Jer. 55 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,707 You interrupted a very important shopping spree. 56 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,677 -Actually, this mission hits very close to home. 57 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,813 It seems something or someone is kidnapping shoppers at 58 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:06,084 exclusive stores called All The Rage, destroying the 59 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,819 stores in the process. 60 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,721 -Destroying stores and abducting 61 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:10,622 people while they shop? 62 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,558 How evil and horrible. 63 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,659 -I know, I know. 64 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,894 I'm here for you. 65 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:16,895 -Who could be behind this? 66 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,330 -That's where you come in. 67 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,665 You'll be going undercover. 68 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,400 -As three gorgeous shoppers? 69 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,902 -Actually, as three TV fashion reporters. 70 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,337 -Ahem. 71 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,806 -Of course, as three gorgeous TV fashion reporters. 72 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,375 You'll be going to Cairo, where we're fairly certain 73 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,377 this group's next action will be. 74 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:34,146 It's your job to find out where they are, and-- 75 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,314 -Yeah, yeah, we know. 76 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,115 Come on, girls, we have to save a store. 77 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,317 -Hang on. 78 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,618 Don't forget your gadgets. 79 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:40,719 -Oh, yeah. 80 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,254 My favorite part of our missions. 81 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:46,425 -Ultra energy laser lip balm, jet pack backpacks, hair clip 82 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:51,296 monster grips, fume emitting cameras, voice alterer, 83 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:54,566 compact parasols which double as laser saws, and of 84 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,201 course, some cash. 85 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,970 -Hello, it's the 21st century. 86 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:00,205 We all have credit cards. 87 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,976 -C-A-S-H, Alex, is a changeable application spy 88 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:05,110 halter top. 89 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:07,179 Could be a parachute, a net, a flotation device. 90 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:08,146 -Cool. 91 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:09,214 -Uh, yes. 92 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:10,849 Only the coolest for you girls. 93 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:11,483 Well, cheerio. 94 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,784 Good luck in Cairo. 95 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:26,898 -We're here live in ancient but fashionable Egypt. 96 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,567 Hey! 97 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,869 Point the camera at me, Spielberg. 98 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,037 -Oopsie. 99 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:37,943 [cheering] 100 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,678 -See anything strange? 101 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,579 -Not yet. 102 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,446 I'm gonna go look around. 103 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:51,423 [screaming] 104 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:51,990 -Sam? 105 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,258 Sam! 106 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,593 Look! 107 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:57,095 There's some sort of laser perimeter on those-- 108 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,764 gates. 109 00:04:58,766 --> 00:04:59,765 -We have to save Sam. 110 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:00,499 There's a skylight! 111 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:01,667 Let's go! 112 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:09,308 -Hey! 113 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:09,841 -Use the parasol. 114 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,209 -Good idea. 115 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:17,416 -Whoa! 116 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:18,150 -Cables. 117 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,117 Do you think-- 118 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,852 -It's like a huge elevator. 119 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,020 Let's go! 120 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:31,196 -Oh, great. 121 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,432 I hope Jer got the extended warranty on this thing. 122 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:48,914 [squeaking] 123 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,215 -What's that sound? 124 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:53,819 [scream] 125 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:54,386 -Ew! 126 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:54,853 -Yuck! 127 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:55,454 -Rats, ew! 128 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:56,188 Creepy! 129 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:56,555 Breeding flies! 130 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:57,356 Ew! 131 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,497 -I'm sick of watching this tape. 132 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,999 We gotta figure out how to get Sam back. 133 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:08,800 -Whoa. 134 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:09,634 Who's that freak? 135 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:10,836 -Major freak. 136 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:13,572 Why is he so zoned while everyone with half a brain is 137 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:14,639 in a major panic? 138 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:17,976 -Let's see what Jerry thinks of this weirdo. 139 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:18,877 -Hello, ladies. 140 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,178 Sorry about Sam. 141 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,980 -I just sent you some pictures from the store. 142 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:25,617 There's a calm, freaky guy in the middle of the crowd. 143 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,319 -Yes, I see him. 144 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:28,954 Suspiciously calm, eh? 145 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,523 Oh, by the way, Clover, the Beverly Hills mall security 146 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:33,692 office needs to see you ASAP. 147 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,228 Some trouble involving shoplifted perfume? 148 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:37,696 -I didn't do it! 149 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,931 -I'm just the messenger. 150 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:40,832 Ah, yes. 151 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:41,967 Here's the scoop. 152 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,336 The calm man on the tape is Simon Tucker. 153 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:46,972 He's a former owner of a popular mom and pop store in 154 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:49,608 Ireland that was bought out by Harrows, the high end store 155 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,510 that recently opened a mall near Dublin. 156 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:54,613 Simon Tucker fought to save his store, but couldn't. 157 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,782 -But why would he be kidnapping people? 158 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,351 -Sounds like we're going to Ireland to find out. 159 00:06:59,353 --> 00:07:01,686 -You are spot-on correct, my dear. 160 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,054 Ta-ta. 161 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:07,893 -Hi, I'm calling about-- 162 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,895 -Hey, you're the shoplifter! 163 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,763 -I am so not the shoplifter! 164 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,999 I'm totally innocent! 165 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:14,599 -That's her. 166 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,102 That Clover girl. 167 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,670 -What is she doing there? 168 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,704 She's a liar! 169 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:23,008 -You'd better turn yourself in, fugitive! 170 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,410 -Why was that little witch Mandy there? 171 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:25,844 -Ugh. 172 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,145 Who knows? 173 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,047 I'd like to squash her overly perfumed head. 174 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:47,732 -I wonder whatever happened to that nasty little mom and pop 175 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,568 store that used to be here? 176 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,571 -Yes, uh, Simon Tucker did formerly have a 177 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:53,772 shop on this site. 178 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:56,241 We bought him out and built over him. 179 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,342 That's business. 180 00:07:57,344 --> 00:08:00,245 -He mustn't have been too happy about that. 181 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,446 -He was paid handsomely. 182 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,181 Now, please leave the store. 183 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:07,552 We only cater to a select upscale clientele, and you're 184 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,186 not it. 185 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,454 -[growls] 186 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:12,157 -You really must leave, or I'll call security. 187 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:15,427 -OK, I'm having enough trouble with mall security. 188 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:16,928 Girlfriend, let's go. 189 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,164 -We've been kicked out of better stores than this. 190 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,866 -If this store's built over Simon 191 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,934 Tucker's old shop, then-- 192 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,669 -Maybe we should drop by later to do a 193 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:28,707 little after hours spying. 194 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:37,249 -[laughs] 195 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,617 -Exactly. 196 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:42,220 There isn't squat about Simon Tucker in any of these files. 197 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,355 -Tell me about it. 198 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:46,358 This was just a big waste of time in a gross room. 199 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,464 -Whoa! 200 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:54,666 OK, this room is grosser. 201 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:01,139 -Hello, these are all Simon Tucker's old files. 202 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,440 -This must be part of his old store. 203 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,775 -Listen to this. 204 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,545 If they try to steal my store from me, they're 205 00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:07,946 going to pay dearly. 206 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,282 These capitalist pigs will feel the wrath of 207 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,483 Anti-Consumer Team. 208 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:13,418 [squeaking] 209 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,352 [scream] 210 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:15,353 -More rats. 211 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,889 I know how to get rid of them. 212 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:24,362 -[coughing] 213 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:27,198 -What the-- 214 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,366 rats! 215 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,611 -What do we do now? 216 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,779 -Just run! 217 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,483 -Looks like this is the end of the passageway. 218 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,052 -Then let's make a new passageway! 219 00:09:56,395 --> 00:10:01,733 -[screaming] 220 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,536 -Huh? 221 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:06,605 -[growling] 222 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,310 -I mean, how weird is that? 223 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:16,414 A bunch of anti-mall freaks chasing us with wooden clubs. 224 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,816 -Freaky indeed. 225 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,018 It appears the club is made from a very rare Sydney red 226 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,621 gum tree, which only grows in Sydney, Australia. 227 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,724 -So the wackos get their wood from Australia. 228 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,825 OK. 229 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,160 -Is Simon Tucker from Australia or something? 230 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,895 -Fair assumption, but we're not definite. 231 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:34,065 What we do know is that his former store was an Australian 232 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,333 import shop. 233 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,002 -No wonder his store went under. 234 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,105 -Speaking of under, you two will be leaving for down under 235 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:40,672 in one hour. 236 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,040 Good day, ladies. 237 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,392 -OK, time to find Simon Tucker. 238 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:01,660 Should be cake. 239 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,395 Luckily, Australia is a tiny little place. 240 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:04,062 [didgeridoo music] 241 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:04,729 -Oh, wait. 242 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:05,196 Did you hear something? 243 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,907 Peace, love, and groovy times, baby. 244 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,208 -What is this place? 245 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,843 And what's with those patches? 246 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:24,449 Are those people doing tai chi? 247 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,317 -Attack! 248 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,652 Destroy that mall! 249 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,120 -Down with consumers! 250 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,455 Down with malls! 251 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,956 Stop all shoppers! 252 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,859 Demolish the walls! 253 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:35,694 -Whoa. 254 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:36,961 These people are serious wackos. 255 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,163 -Look over there. 256 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:41,499 -Down with consumers! 257 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:45,036 -A whole training camp to learn how to destroy stores. 258 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,773 -These people are, like, my worst nightmare. 259 00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,141 -What the-- 260 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,754 -So this is where all the stores end up? 261 00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,957 -They shoot through the tunnel, like the one in Cairo. 262 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,525 -That means Sam must be around here somewhere. 263 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,828 -I think I've perfected a more potent patch. 264 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,564 Come to the lab. 265 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:16,434 -Putting the patches on the temple stimulates more of the 266 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,869 nerve endings faster. 267 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,271 Now, the mind think serum travels directly to the 268 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,606 brain's core. 269 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,075 Our revolutionary anti-shopping army will be 270 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,343 even more powerful. 271 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,845 I think Simon will be happy. 272 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:30,482 -You call yourselves anti-shopping revolutionaries? 273 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,183 I think not! 274 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,251 -Sam? 275 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,720 -As we carry out the revolution, remember our 276 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:39,357 goal-- to destroy all shopping, right? 277 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,658 -Right! 278 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:44,028 -I can't hear you! 279 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:44,996 -Right! 280 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,665 Shopping is evil, sir! 281 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,935 -Man, Sam is totally brainwashed. 282 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,971 It must be that patch on her head. 283 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,839 -Whatever it is, we have to get her out 284 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,207 of here, like, now. 285 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,312 -OK, we swoop down and net Sam. 286 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,680 Ready? 287 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,250 -Huh? 288 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:09,020 [screams] 289 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:09,687 -Hey! 290 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,257 What the-- 291 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,224 -Let me down! 292 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,360 You won't get away with this! 293 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:19,531 -Retreat! 294 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,165 -Ow! 295 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,299 -Hey! 296 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,043 -Attention, anti-shoppers. 297 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,711 We have caught the infiltrators 298 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,780 They're in prison one. 299 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,683 -I couldn't have designed a better prison myself. 300 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,717 -Yeah. 301 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,253 I hope there's a sale going on. 302 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,188 -Simon Tucker! 303 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,222 -That's me. 304 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,424 Welcome to your final minutes as misguided 305 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,259 materialistic consumers. 306 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,830 After my technicians apply these to your fragile temples, 307 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:55,366 I'll be proud to have you in my army. 308 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,436 -We are not joining any army of yours. 309 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,605 -You're from Beverly Hills, aren't you? 310 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,172 -Yes. 311 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,807 And proud of it. 312 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,576 -And you love shopping. 313 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:05,743 Then you'll love this. 314 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,480 -Sweet! 315 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,282 These are fabulous! 316 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,017 -And expensive. 317 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,854 -Oh, they totally match that short blue skirt you just 318 00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:16,621 bought. 319 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,956 -Beverly Hills is a scourge. 320 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,326 The ultimate paradise for evil shoppers. 321 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:24,295 It's the most heinous example of consumerism on earth. 322 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,998 -Down with consumers. 323 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,600 Down with malls. 324 00:14:28,602 --> 00:14:29,767 Stop all shoppers. 325 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,170 Demolish the walls. 326 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,806 -I don't know what Beverly Hills you're talking about. 327 00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,675 -And you are not going to get away with your evil plan! 328 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,044 By the way, what-- what is your evil plan? 329 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,214 -Well, since you'll soon be helping to carry it out, I 330 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,816 guess I can tell you. 331 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:47,118 I plan on ridding the world of all materialism and 332 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,219 consumerism-- 333 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,456 the very things that ruined my life. 334 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:56,461 I and ACT, my anti-consumerism teams, will destroy malls 335 00:14:56,463 --> 00:15:00,398 around the world, starting with the new mall in your 336 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,332 Beverly Hills. 337 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,133 -What? 338 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:04,068 No way, you creep! 339 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,170 You can't! 340 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,505 -That's our new mall! 341 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,240 Nothing's going to stand between us and that mall! 342 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,608 You're going down, Mister! 343 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,315 [screams] 344 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,951 -The jets are ready to leave, sir. 345 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,320 The armies of ACT are mobilized. 346 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,555 -Sam, how can you do this? 347 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,090 It's Beverly Hills! 348 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:26,824 Ow! 349 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:27,992 Beverly Hills! 350 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,761 -Down with consumers! 351 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,029 Down with malls! 352 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,363 Stop all shoppers! 353 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,998 Demolish the walls! 354 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,268 -Too bad you won't be in the army to destroy your own mall. 355 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,737 But there are many others. 356 00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:46,311 Well, time to go to the grand opening. 357 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,780 I mean, grand closing. 358 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:54,252 [laughs] 359 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,754 -Hey, these scarves are from Paris. 360 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,327 -Ha! 361 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:08,933 -That was not the kind of shopping spree I had in mind. 362 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,436 -We have to get to the new Beverly Hills mall right away. 363 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,572 The future of shopping depends on us! 364 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:38,596 [cheering] 365 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,131 -Down with consumers! 366 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,666 Down with malls! 367 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,001 Stop all shoppers! 368 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,569 Demolish the walls! 369 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:55,847 -Quick, use the voice-altering bullhorn thingy! 370 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,982 -(SIMON TUCKER'S VOICE) This is Simon Tucker. 371 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:02,887 My faithful ACT army, come destroy the third floor. 372 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:03,521 -Troops! 373 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,590 -Down with consumers! 374 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,258 Down with malls! 375 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,760 Stop all shoppers! 376 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,266 -Sam, snap out of it! 377 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,200 -Remember us? 378 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,303 We're your friends, Clover and Alex? 379 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,005 -Shopping is evil! 380 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,908 -We have to get those stupid patches off her head. 381 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:28,679 Oh, my-- 382 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,190 -Put on your halter. 383 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,459 We can grab Sam and parachute down. 384 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,432 -Whoa! 385 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,366 -Over there! 386 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,901 Land in the fountain. 387 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:54,839 -Ew, that water looks nast! 388 00:17:54,841 --> 00:18:00,344 -Wouldn't you like to take a nice, refreshing bath, Sammy? 389 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,546 -Stay away! 390 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,648 Ow! 391 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,650 -Sorry! 392 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,652 -Man, that was weird. 393 00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,954 Was I, like, brainwashed or something? 394 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:10,988 -You totally were. 395 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,423 But no time to chat. 396 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,158 -Wait, I remember! 397 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,426 We have to save this mall. 398 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,727 Simon plans to blow it up. 399 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:17,662 -Duh! 400 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,663 What do you think we've been doing? 401 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,831 -There he is! 402 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,802 -We have to get the patches off the ACT 403 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,971 army and stop Simon. 404 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,639 -Well, water should do the trick. 405 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,007 That's how yours came off. 406 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:30,942 -Good point. 407 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:31,776 I have a plan. 408 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:31,943 Come on! 409 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,383 -Troops, it's almost time to commence the grand plan. 410 00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:42,320 Come in closer and listen well. 411 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,488 -OK. 412 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:50,261 [alarm] 413 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,529 -Peel your patches off. 414 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,897 That's an order! 415 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,735 -Simon is an evil man. 416 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,537 He has no right to hurt innocent 417 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,972 people and destroy malls! 418 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,240 Now, let's stop him! 419 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,943 [cheering] 420 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,445 -You won't win! 421 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,980 You'll never win! 422 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,082 I have my new army! 423 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,283 -Are you close to it? 424 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,518 -Yes. 425 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,052 [screaming] 426 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,954 -Huh? 427 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:17,655 Huh? 428 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,060 This can't be happening! 429 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,996 My plan was foolproof! 430 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,404 -Congrats, girls. 431 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,706 You've made the world safe again for obsessive shoppers. 432 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:42,847 -I swear, I didn't steal it. 433 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,849 -It was found in your bag. 434 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,950 That's the point. 435 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,985 And you have to deal with the consequences. 436 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,354 And they're not pretty. 437 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,623 -You have to believe me! 438 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,858 Please! 439 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,993 I am not the kind of person who'd steal! 440 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:56,994 -Case closed. 441 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,362 It was in your bag. 442 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:01,265 -You are not gonna lie your way out of this one. 443 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,035 -No one gets away with calling me beauty queen and not really 444 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,169 meaning it. 445 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,705 This should bring down that pathetic wannabe. 446 00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:12,443 -You! 447 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,811 I knew you were in on this. 448 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,946 -Nice try, lady. 449 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:18,149 I hereby assign you to two weeks on the 450 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,951 store's cleaning crew. 451 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,219 -Cleaning crew? 452 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,388 I've never cleaned anything in my entire life! 453 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:28,059 Can't I just hire someone to do the cleaning for me? 454 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,528 -While you're cleaning the mall, why don't you take this 455 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,630 opportunity to clean up your act? 456 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:40,404 Uh, so how did that TV turn on by itself? 457 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,306 -And then show the exact tape you needed? 458 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,008 -No need to thank me, girls. 459 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,676 It was my pleasure. 460 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,777 -Jer, you rule! 461 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:50,848 [laughing] 462 00:20:51,917 --> 00:21:02,026 (theme music) 463 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:21,012 (theme music)