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THEME MUSIC: Here we go again.

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        We're on the road
          till we stop.

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      And then we'll shop.

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 So one, two, three, now, baby.

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           Here we go.

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           Here we go.

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           Here we go.

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  We're on a mission undercover
      and we're in control.

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           Here we go.

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           Here we go.

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     We're totally spies, so
      get on with the show.

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           Here we go.

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           Here we go.

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           Here we go.

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    CHEERLEADERS (OFFSCREEN):
Honeybees,

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   Honeybees, that's our name.

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    Winning is our goal, and
      cheering is our name.

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We're cute and sweet like sugar,
       and we're bees that

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          never sting.

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   So come on, clap your hands
   and do the honeybee thing.

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         Go, Honeybees!

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           [cheering]

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           [screaming]

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    ALEX (OFFSCREEN): So why
        do you want us to

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     come in with you again?

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 -Cause you're my best friends,
 and we do everything together.

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-Even best friends
        have limits, Sam.

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        ALEX (OFFSCREEN):
         Clover's right.

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    Why don't you go sign up
       for the spelling be

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       while we wait here?

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    You know, where it isn't
          so geekified?

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             -Fine.

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      I'll go in by myself.

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         -Cheer up, Sam.

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When you're done, we'll take you
    out for some celebratory

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          spring rolls.

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  -Isn't it a little early for
      celebrating, Clover?

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I mean, the actual competition
      isn't for a few days.

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        -Trust me, Alex.

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   No one's going to beat Sam.

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    She's, like, a total shoo
         in for victory.

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       MANDY (OFFSCREEN):
        Oh, I wouldn't be

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       so sure about that.

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       Now, out of my way.

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     I've got a spelling bee
         to sign up for.

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     -You're joking, right?

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     I mean, since when are
        you in spelling?

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  -I am not into spelling, Sam.

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       I am into winning.

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And more importantly, I am into
     beating you and showing

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 everyone that not only am I the
   prettiest and best dressed

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     girl at Bev High, I am
       also the smartest.

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   In fact, my daddy has hired
   a world famous linguist, a

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  professional hypnotist, and a
   top yoga guru to make sure

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     that I get what I want.

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       So good luck, Sam.

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      You're gonna need it.

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-If she thinks I'm gonna let her
    win my spelling bee, then

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  that hair dye has definitely
seeped into her brain.

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       -Well, what are you
         gonna do, Sam?

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-Mandy's got those two brainiacs
         and that-- that

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           yogurt guy.

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    -I am gonna beat her the
       old fashioned way--

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    by studying really hard.

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      -In that case, we're
       going to help you.

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            -We are?

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             -Sure.

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 I mean, even though we totally
 detest the library, there's no

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     way we're going to let
      Mandy beat our Sammy.

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            -Come on.

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-So, where do we start?

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      Right here, with the
          dictionaries.

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            [yelling]

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              -Huh?

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            [wailing]

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  -I knew going into a library
         was a bad idea.

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           [grunting]

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       -Afternoon, ladies.

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    So good of you to pop in.

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-Jerry, as your friend, I've got
    tell you, your jokes are

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     getting seriously old.

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         [clears throat]

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        -Very well, then.

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   Let's get down to business.

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    It's been brought to our
attention that the Honeybees,

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      the California State
    Championship high school

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  cheerleading squad, are MMCC.

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             -MMCC?

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      -Missing Mid-Cheering
          Competition.

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The team was scheduled to arrive
       for nationals this

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   morning in Miami, but they
       never materialized.

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              -OK.

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  I'm afraid to ask this, but,
     uh, where do we fit in?

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JERRY (OFFSCREEN): You girls are
    to go undercover and find

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    out if anyone knows what
happened to them.

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   As of right now, you're the
      new California state

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   champions-- the WOOHPettes.

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 -Please tell me this is another
     one of your bad jokes.

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       -No such luck, Sam.

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      -You mean, we get to
       meet cheerleaders?

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        -That's correct.

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            -No way!

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      -This mission rocks.

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         [sam groaning]

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    -And now for the gadgets.

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 This week, we have three pairs
 of spring loaded sneakers, the

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  mini locket rocket, a tube of
lip sick, a metal cutting

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   laser ring, and my personal
        favorite, instant

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      hair helmet in a can.

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              -Wow.

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              -Wow!

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       -Awesome lid, Jer--

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   you know, for a bald dude.

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     -Hm, thank you, Clover.

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     Now, goodbye, and good
       luck on your trip.

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            [wailing]

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             -Ha ha!

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           You get it?

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              Trip!

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        Who says my jokes
          aren't funny?

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    SAM (OFFSCREEN): I can't
believe Jerry's

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       making us do this.

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   I mean, what could possibly
      be more humiliating?

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    CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Wow.

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       -I'm sorry I asked.

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              -Oh!

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           I love it.

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     -Please tell me you're
          not serious.

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 -Of course I'm serious, Sammy.

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      I love cheerleading.

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  -Is it just the lame outfits,
  or do you like the brainless

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      flitting around, too?

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              -OK.

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   For your information, Sam,
cheerleading is a highly

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 competitive, highly challenging
        sport with a long

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      standing tradition of
       spirited optimism.

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  -And a longstanding tradition
          of big hair.

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    -Enough bickering, girls.

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       We've got Honeybees
       to find, remember?

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             -Right.

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      ALEX (OFFSCREEN): So,
       where do we start?

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  -We find out if any of these
    girly girls have a grudge

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     against the Honeybees?

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     -(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Did
you say Honeybees?

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           -Uh, yeah.

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       Shame what happened
       to them, isn't it?

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            [scoffs]

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        -Are you kidding?

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      Those witches won 10
         years in a row.

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     About time someone else
          had a chance.

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            -Totally.

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  I'm, like, glad they're MIA.

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      -Yeah, good riddance.

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 -I guess this means everyone's
           a suspect.

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              -Mm.

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   -Good afternoon, ladies and
  gentlemen, and welcome to the

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National High School Cheerleader
          Competition.

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 The first team up is the squad
       from Beverly Hills,

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          California--

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         the WOOHPettes.

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           [cheering]

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     -I didn't know we were
       actually competing.

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   -I guess it's a good thing
    Jerry gave us this spring

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        loaded sneakers.

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      [funk music playing]

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           [cheering]

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     -Hey, what do you know?

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    We actually pretty good.

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   -Maybe this will lead to me
becoming a professional pom

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            pom girl.

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-Not unless you can come up with
     some catchy ditty to go

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     along with this little
          presentation.

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      -(CHEERING) We WOOHP
          to the left.

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     We WOOHP to the right.

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  The Beverly Hills girls are--

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      WOOHP-- out of sight.

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         [sam groaning]

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      [MUSIC PLAYING, CROWD
            CHEERING]

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 -Giant hair and perfect teeth,
 we hail from the land of beef.

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           Go, Texas!

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-Wisconsin is the state
           we're from.

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       We like cheese, but
         we're not dumb.

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    -A, L, A, S, K, A. Alaska
      is our state, hooray!

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  -Hey, Sammy, maybe the Alaska
  girls can help you study for

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        the spelling bee.

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          -Oh, please.

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 I am not that desperate, Alex.

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   -Ladies and gentlemen, that
 concludes today's competition.

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    [cheering and applauding]

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    -And now, for the judges'
            decision.

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    BLACK WIDOW (OFFSCREEN):
Not yet.

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      The Black Widows must
         still compete.

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 -That's funny, I don't see any
   Black Widows on the roster.

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  -What was that you said about
    cheerleaders being girly

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          girls, Sammy?

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         [music playing]

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        [crowd cheering]

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         [crowd roaring]

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             -Whoa.

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   They're, like, superhuman.

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  -Not to mention super scary.

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     -Is it me, or was there
  something very familiar about

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          that routine?

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-The decision is unanimous.

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      The Black Widows are
        the winners, the

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      new national champs.

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     They'll compete in the
        world cheerleader

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     competition in Tahiti.

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           [cheering]

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           -Whatever.

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    -Our second place winners
    are the team from Texas.

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      And third place goes
       to the WOOHPettes.

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        -Hey, that's us.

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  We're the WOOHPettes, Clover.

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 We're the third place winners.

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  I wonder if we get some kind
of trophy or something.

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     -No time for trophies.

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 I got to ready for my closeup.

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     -Better hurry, because
      here come news crews.

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              -Huh?

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    -Hi, I'm Clover, captain
      of the WOOHP-- whoa!

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      [NEWSCASTER CLAMORING
        TO ASK QUESTIONS]

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     NEWSCASTER (OFFSCREEN):
          Who are you?

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          -Rude, much?

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       -What's your story?

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      -Where are you from?

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          -Are you OK?

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           -I'm fine.

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            I'm fine.

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I'm fine.

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             -Whoa.

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           It's like--

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  it's like she short circuited
          or something.

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      WOMAN (OFFSCREEN): No
        more interviews.

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 My team is very tired and needs
     to get back to training

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        camp immediately.

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     We must prepare for the
       world competition.

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        [whistle blowing]

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      -Who's the kill joy?

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    -The name on her uniforms
        said Coach Sweet.

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          -How ironic.

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  SAM (OFFSCREEN): We'd better
call Jerry and check it out.

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       -Oh, hello, girls.

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   Just saw you on the telly.

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 Thought you did a bang up job,
  but not as good as the Black

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         Widows, though.

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  Their routine was positively
           explosive.

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  -Oh, rub it in, why don't ya?

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  -Jerry, what can you tell us
    about the Widows' coach?

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00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,381
        Her name's Sweet.

251
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,449
          -That's odd.

252
00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,717
        Nothing comes up.

253
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,285
     -Well, keep searching.

254
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,553
         Come on, girls.

255
00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:24,656
   We'd better find the Widows
before they leave for camp.

256
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:26,057
           [screaming]

257
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,727
   ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I have a
   feeling we just found them.

258
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:39,037
  -Guess we're gonna have to do
     this the WOOHPette way.

259
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,405
         Hold on, girls.

260
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,311
   ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Let's try
     that window on the end.

261
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,846
 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Good idea.

262
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,314
  Any more of this heat, and my
  skin's gonna look like an old

263
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,682
          leather shoe.

264
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:56,021
           [grunting]

265
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,555
       -Hey, check it out.

266
00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:03,728
   -Now, that's what I call an
explosive performance.

267
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:05,530
   -Wonder where she got this.

268
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,965
     [loud mechanical noise]

269
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,000
    -Sounds like it's coming
         from the roof.

270
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,435
            Come on!

271
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,871
         [music playing]

272
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:13,405
             [gasps]

273
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,873
           -Uh, girls?

274
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,609
  I think that smoke must have
   gotten to my brain, because

275
00:11:17,611 --> 00:11:21,246
I'm seeing a giant spider-shaped
           helicopter.

276
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,580
         -I see it, too.

277
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,683
   And unfortunately, I think
     we need to get on board

278
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:26,117
      before it takes off.

279
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,318
CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Not before
     we get all gussied up.

280
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,687
   ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Now what?

281
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:33,291
            [wailing]

282
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:37,829
           -Stay put.

283
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:38,830
  And hope that no one sees us.

284
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,732
  And pray that we don't fall.

285
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,201
   ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Hey, this
    stuff works like a charm.

286
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,705
 Remind me to use it next time I
  want to lip lock with a boy.

287
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,380
     SAM (OFFSCREEN): Phew.

288
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,548
      About time we landed.

289
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,283
     I was beginning to feel
         like a monkey.

290
00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:02,420
 -Now that you mention it, your
arms do look a little longer.

291
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,823
  -Uh, ladies, when you're done
   chatting, you might want to

292
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,057
          take a look.

293
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,327
    -That's the Black Widows'
         training camp?

294
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,863
       -Not very upbeat or
          peppy, is it?

295
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,432
  SAM (OFFSCREEN): Quick, hide!

296
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:15,834
         -Come on, Alex.

297
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,168
      -Quit goofing around.

298
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,103
        -I'm not goofing.

299
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,505
           I'm stuck!

300
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:23,374
          [struggling]

301
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,279
             -Phew.

302
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,348
  A second longer, and I would
     have been spider chow,

303
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,716
           wouldn't I?

304
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,321
-This thing is seriously
             handy.

305
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,656
     I think I'll get my dad
      one for Father's Day.

306
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,126
    -Man, talk about a small
         practice space.

307
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,528
    How do they get anything
          done in here?

308
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,130
           -Um, Alex?

309
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,598
        This is a closet.

310
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,832
           -Oh, right.

311
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,902
          I knew that.

312
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,604
  -Time for a little undercover
             action.

313
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,408
ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Do you see any
    big, scary, muscle bound

314
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,510
      cheerleaders, Sammy?

315
00:12:58,512 --> 00:12:59,744
           -Negative.

316
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,781
Looks like the coast is clear.

317
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:03,648
              -OK.

318
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,616
       This is definitely
          the strangest

319
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,851
 cheerleading camp in the world.

320
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:08,253
             [gasps]

321
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,922
  SAM (OFFSCREEN): It just got
      a whole lot stranger.

322
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:11,790
     ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Whoa.

323
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,091
     [loud, explosive noise]

324
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,394
    -I really hope that's the
       sound of fireworks.

325
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,762
   -It's coming from in there.

326
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:21,633
       -Don't look at me.

327
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,767
       I snuck us in here.

328
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:26,104
  -Hey, I found the disguises.

329
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:26,805
             -Fine.

330
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:27,438
I'll do it.

331
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,574
       Just watch my back.

332
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,142
          And my front.

333
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,612
     And all the rest of me.

334
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:35,780
             -Whoa.

335
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,392
    -I know cheerleading's a
   competitive sport, but this

336
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,728
     type of training seems
         a bit extreme.

337
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:54,566
         [phone ringing]

338
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,637
        -Nice going, Jer.

339
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,638
           -Wh-- what?

340
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,973
 Did I catch you at a bad time?

341
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,375
    -Actually, it wasn't that
      bad until you called.

342
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,610
        -Don't mind her.

343
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,378
     She's just a bit tense.

344
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,147
       So, quickly-- what
have you got.

345
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,116
  -Turns out Candy's real name
      is Margaret Nussbaum.

346
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:15,119
  She's an ex-robotics engineer
   from the US military combat

347
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,554
           department.

348
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,090
-Explains a lot about the little
     operation we saw in the

349
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,491
           other room.

350
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,160
   -The reason I couldn't find
     her in the databases is

351
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,996
 because she changed her name to
   Candy Sweet just last week,

352
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,398
 after opening her cheerleading
         camp in Nevada.

353
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,867
      And one more thing--

354
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,536
she went to the same time as
   the missing Honeybees, only

355
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,738
        she graduated 10
         years earlier.

356
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,674
   -Jer, roll that tape of the
    state competition again.

357
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,843
       I knew I recognized
        the Black Widows'

358
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,844
     routine from somewhere.

359
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,180
       It's the exact same
       as the Honeybees'.

360
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,282
   You know, only robotically
            enhanced.

361
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,683
 CANDY SWEET (OFFSCREEN): You're
       pretty smart for a

362
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,986
          cheerleader.

363
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,520
         [guns cocking]

364
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:55,260
[gasp]

365
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,562
 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Let go of us.

366
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,264
     -Oh, I don't think so.

367
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,367
     I simply can't risk you
  WOOHPettes going out into the

368
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,737
    world and blabbing about
         my master plan.

369
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,071
          -Master plan?

370
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,540
       -And here I thought
         you were smart.

371
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,642
            Oh, well.

372
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,377
     Guess I'll just have to
      spell it out for you.

373
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,280
  You see, when I take my Black
      Widows to the world's

374
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:18,316
   competition, they're going
       to put on a show no

375
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,684
one will ever forget.

376
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,388
          -Your point?

377
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,589
     -They're going to take
          out everyone

378
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,524
    in that entire stadium--

379
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,127
     all those who love the
         vapid world of

380
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,428
    cheerleading, that this.

381
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,330
   -Um, why so bitter, Candy?

382
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,198
       Like, what did the
         vapid world or

383
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,633
  cheerleading ever do to you?

384
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,903
 -I tried out for the Honeybees
        10 years ago, but

385
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,738
     didn't make the squad.

386
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,107
      Apparently, I wasn't
          sweet enough.

387
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,146
-What is that thing?

388
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,049
  -Oh, just a little machine I
    invented to download the

389
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:55,520
  Honeybees' moves and put them
  into the brains of my robots.

390
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,723
      Now, I'm going to use
        it on you girls.

391
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,124
        [whistle blowing]

392
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,327
 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): But we aren't
     even real cheerleaders?

393
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,995
    We don't know any moves.

394
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:06,664
  CANDY SWEET (OFFSCREEN): Then
  I guess my machine will just

395
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,599
    turn your brains to mush.

396
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:09,968
      To the Spider Copter.

397
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:16,874
             -Great.

398
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,376
My brain turning to mush.

399
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,911
       I'll never win the
          spelling be.

400
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:23,815
  -And I'll never get to become
   a professional cheerleader.

401
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,817
    -Actually, Clover, having
         no brain might

402
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,951
     increase your chances.

403
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,287
     -Um, girls, this really
         isn't the time

404
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,788
   for one of your squabbles.

405
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,558
  In case you haven't noticed,
 we're in serious trouble here!

406
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,059
         -You're right.

407
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,261
  We'd better use our brains to
  figure out how to get out of

408
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,629
here before it's too late.

409
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,205
            -Awesome.

410
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,706
  -OK, girls, here's the plan.

411
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,843
 I'll call Jerry and tell him we
   need to get to Tahiti ASAP.

412
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:54,445
  Clover, you free the Bees and
     restore their memories.

413
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:57,582
  And Alex, you figure out how
   to put an end to this very,

414
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,650
    very, very bad hair day.

415
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,057
  ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Hello,
  everyone, and welcome to the

416
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,792
       World Cheerleading
          Competition.

417
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,661
  Please give a warm welcome to
   our first competitiveness.

418
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:14,298
From the United States,
     it's the Black Widows.

419
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:21,639
        [crowd cheering]

420
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,342
   -(CHANTING) We're the Black
   Widows and we we're to say,

421
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,145
  today is not your lucky day.

422
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,081
      You're cheering is so
         lame and vapid.

423
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,384
    Our attack will be quite
        harsh and rapid.

424
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,819
         Widows attack!

425
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:44,862
         [music playing]

426
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:51,936
         [music playing]

427
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:56,107
        [crowd cheering]

428
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:59,877
         [crowd gasping]

429
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,846
          -Interesting.

430
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,614
        -Very unorthodox.

431
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,683
And very original.

432
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,418
    SAM (OFFSCREEN): Hey, why
        don't you pick on

433
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,519
     someone your own size?

434
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,289
        [crowd cheering]

435
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,058
         [music playing]

436
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:18,162
           [grunting]

437
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,964
        [whistle blowing]

438
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:20,765
             -Great.

439
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,834
        We're surrounded.

440
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,302
            Oh, well.

441
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,337
  At least we get to go down in
    a blaze of glory with the

442
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,672
      whole world watching.

443
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,273
         -And listening.

444
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:29,841
          -Come again?

445
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,242
        -I've got a plan.

446
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,610
  Think you girls could bust me
out of here and keep the

447
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,011
    Widows busy for a while?

448
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,913
     Trust me, this'll work
          like a charm.

449
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:41,252
 Just make sure you don't stick
  around for the grand finale.

450
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:46,858
         [music playing]

451
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:47,658
              -OK.

452
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,759
        That didn't work.

453
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,261
 -Hey, where do you Neanderthals

454
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,429
       think you're going?

455
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,503
    -I'm thinking it's grand
          finale time.

456
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,839
     -Let's not stick around
          to find out.

457
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:06,744
     [black widows wailing]

458
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:12,216
     [CROWD MAKING NOISES OF
DELIGHTED SURPRISE]

459
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:19,657
           [cheering]

460
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,060
         -Look at that!

461
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,362
         -Thanks girls.

462
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,696
  You, like, totally saved us.

463
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,565
      And you totally saved
          cheerleading.

464
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,933
    CANDY SWEET (OFFSCREEN):
     Not if I have anything

465
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:29,867
        to say about it.

466
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,269
             [gasp]

467
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,638
JERRY (OFFSCREEN): Uh, I'd watch
      where I pointed that

468
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,173
 thing if I were you, Margaret.

469
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,552
  ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I'm so glad
   the Widows exploded and the

470
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,554
     Honeybees won the world
competition.

471
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:50,755
     SAM (OFFSCREEN): Yeah.

472
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,990
    At least they're slightly
           less scary.

473
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,825
  CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Speaking
   of bees, haven't you got a

474
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,260
  spelling be to get to, Sammy?

475
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:57,261
     SAM (OFFSCREEN): Forget
            about it.

476
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,863
    There's no way I can win.

477
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,698
 I never got a chance to study.

478
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,034
  -Hello, we've been over this.

479
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,636
   You're, like, the smartest
        girl at Bev High.

480
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,972
  -And besides, you can't just
       let Mandy beat you.

481
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,641
She's a cheater, not to mention
        our evil nemesis.

482
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,109
   [mandy scoffing offscreen]

483
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,579
  MANDY (OFFSCREEN): As if she
   has a choice in the matter.

484
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:18,482
     I am going to beat the
      capri pants off her.

485
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:19,650
             [gasps]

486
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:22,453
             -Wait.

487
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,154
      I can't go in there.

488
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,522
    There's too many people.

489
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,493
            [wailing]

490
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:30,328
              -No!

491
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,296
         It's too scary.

492
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,131
       You can't make me.

493
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,533
       -What do you know?

494
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,268
 Looks like Mandy caught herself
a little case of stage

495
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,402
             fright.

496
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,238
    -Guess none of her fancy
        training worked.

497
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,540
   -On second thought, I think
         I will compete.

498
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,207
        [mandy screaming]

499
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,308
     -Uh, good luck, Mandy.

500
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,712
        Looks like you're
         gonna need it.

501
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,513
             -Yeah!

502
00:20:49,948 --> 00:21:00,057
         [theme music]

503
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:19,043
         [theme music]