1 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:06,305 THEME SONG: Here we go again. 2 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:08,240 On the road till we stop. 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:10,109 And then we'll shop. 4 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:12,978 So one, two, three, now, baby. 5 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,881 Here we go. 6 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,783 Here we go. 7 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,051 Here we go. 8 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:22,554 On a mission undercover and we're in control. 9 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:23,522 Here we go. 10 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,424 Here we go. 11 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:26,759 We're totally spies. 12 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:28,293 Yeah, get on with the show. 13 00:00:28,295 --> 00:00:29,795 Here we go. 14 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:30,763 Here we go. 15 00:00:30,765 --> 00:00:32,331 Here we go. 16 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,280 -Hey, Toby, put that fantasy junk away. 17 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,515 -Yeah? 18 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,949 How about the reality of getting the chores 19 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:52,518 done before sun up? 20 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,253 -Aw, but this is the best part. 21 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,488 The aliens are about to land. 22 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,823 [loud noise] 23 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:03,529 -What the-- 24 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:04,897 -Oh, my. 25 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:09,234 -Whoa! 26 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,402 -Run! 27 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:20,946 [whirring sound] 28 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,457 [music playing] 29 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:32,191 DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (OFFSCREEN): Left! 30 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:32,991 Straighten out! 31 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,093 [screaming] 32 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,661 DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (OFFSCREEN): Look out! 33 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:40,866 -I seriously suggest you get yourself a bus schedule, young 34 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:44,002 lady, because at this rate, there's no way you're going to 35 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:47,072 pass your driving test. 36 00:01:47,074 --> 00:01:51,110 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): But I've got to pass! 37 00:01:51,112 --> 00:01:53,645 Girls who drive attract three times more boys 38 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,180 than girls who don't. 39 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:56,548 -Don't worry, Alex. 40 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,684 We know you'll come through in the clutch. 41 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,653 -Please, don't say clutch. 42 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:02,888 -Huh? 43 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:06,058 [wailing] 44 00:02:06,060 --> 00:02:08,293 -You're the one taking driver's ed, Alex. 45 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,729 Where are the brakes? 46 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,030 [grunting] 47 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,599 -Is this WOOHP? 48 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,467 I can't see anything. 49 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,703 -I knew I should have bought that glow in the dark tank top 50 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,171 I saw at the mall. 51 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:21,039 -Have I mentioned how much I really don't like the dark. 52 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,241 I'm not scared. 53 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,108 It's just, you know-- you never know what's going to-- 54 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,042 [yelping] 55 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,077 -Hello, girls. 56 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:25,711 -Jerry. 57 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:26,612 [scoffs] 58 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,614 You know what stress does to my skin. 59 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:29,848 -Sorry. 60 00:02:29,850 --> 00:02:32,818 Agent Morrison tripped over the generator cable again. 61 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,120 Now, take a look at these satellite tapes from Italy, 62 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:38,190 Russia, and France. 63 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:39,358 [screaming] 64 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:46,965 -WOOHP has reason to believe the people in these videos 65 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:49,735 were abducted by aliens. 66 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,904 [laughing] 67 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:53,005 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Aliens? 68 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:54,206 You're kidding, right? 69 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,541 -What'd you do? 70 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:57,042 Bonk your head in the shower this morning, Jer? 71 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,510 -This is serious, spies. 72 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,946 These abductions occurred in the last two weeks. 73 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:03,649 The first one was in this Iowa cornfield. 74 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,051 Your mission is to visit the abduction site 75 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,152 and look for clues. 76 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,288 -I knew we couldn't be alone in the galaxy! 77 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:11,823 I knew there was life on other planets. 78 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:15,093 -Hey, Alex, you sound like you're from another planet. 79 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,129 -Yeah, Planet Whatever. 80 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:18,797 -Now, then, your equipment will include some old 81 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:23,235 favorites-- jetpack backpacks, hair pick lock picks, heat 82 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,338 sensor 6,000 infrared motion detector sunglasses, now with 83 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,707 wireless internet connections and digital camera functions, 84 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,243 and some new items-- wrist mounted [inaudible] 85 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,145 XGs and CLALG. 86 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:35,147 -Ew, need a glass of water, Jerry? 87 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:36,281 -That CLALG-- 88 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:38,383 C, L, A, L, G-- 89 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,486 combination laser and lip gloss, in fruity, low cal 90 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:42,754 bubble gum flavor. 91 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:46,024 -If there are aliens out there, we'll show them the 92 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,626 best Earth has to offer. 93 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,561 -Yay, Earth. 94 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,397 -Goodbye and good luck, ladies. 95 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,899 [screaming] 96 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,705 PILOT (OFFSCREEN): This is your WOOHP pilot speaking. 97 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:02,774 We're currently flying over the Midwest at 37,000 feet. 98 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,077 If you look out the bottom of the plane, you'll see Iowa. 99 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:07,946 -Bottom of the plane? 100 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:14,019 [wailing] 101 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:24,396 [screaming] 102 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:26,698 -Looks like it doesn't matter if she's driving a car or 103 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,766 flying a jetpack. 104 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,501 Alex still can't steer. 105 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:32,437 SAM (OFFSCREEN): I hope she sees that-- 106 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:32,971 [clang] 107 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,206 ---water tower. 108 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:38,176 [groaning] 109 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,411 [phone rinding] 110 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:40,512 -Clover, Sam? 111 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,513 Can you read me? 112 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:42,881 -We're in the cornfield. 113 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,316 It's like a maze. 114 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:45,384 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Oh, yeah. 115 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,586 I can see you. 116 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,187 Hello! 117 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:52,124 The corn's being cut in some kind of pattern. 118 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,326 It looks like a giant sandal. 119 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:58,730 I'm sending a picture of this back to WOOHP. 120 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,166 [screaming] 121 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,735 -We're not coming back from this mission with aliens, just 122 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,872 some corn dust in our hair. 123 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:08,473 -Um, just a tip. 124 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,709 Don't try that move during your driver's test. 125 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,477 -Right. 126 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:13,745 [rustling] 127 00:05:13,747 --> 00:05:14,479 [gasp] 128 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,781 -Who's there? 129 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,516 -I don't write this. 130 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:18,750 -Me neither. 131 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:24,122 [scary music playing] 132 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,091 [grunting] 133 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:28,894 -Oh, we didn't mean to scare you. 134 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:29,795 I'm Toby. 135 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,296 This is Jed. 136 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:33,699 -Talk about out of this world. 137 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:37,102 -I'm Sam, and this is Alex and Clover. 138 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:39,471 We're c-- corn inspectors. 139 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,773 We you here the night there were all those lights? 140 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:43,141 -We sure were. 141 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,977 Our body Caleb got picked right up into a spaceship. 142 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,914 -We've been looking for him ever since. 143 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:51,316 -What did this spaceship look like? 144 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:52,718 -It looked like a kumquat. 145 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,520 -No, more like a big old rutabaga. 146 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,889 -Oh, you've got hog slop in your eyes. 147 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,794 -Do you guys take snack breaks out here? 148 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,029 -No. 149 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,264 The nearest burger place is 40 miles away. 150 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:09,134 -Then either there were other humans here the night Caleb 151 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,770 got snatched, or the aliens went through the drive-through 152 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:15,340 before getting down to business. 153 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,309 -Hasn't my hair suffered enough? 154 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:19,111 -Maybe the aliens have come back. 155 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,250 -Huh? 156 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,618 -You girls better check that out. 157 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,388 I'm gonna stay here and, you know, protect the corn? 158 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:32,057 -Someone should protect them from you. 159 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:38,897 [giggles] 160 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,400 -Who are you, and what are you doing here? 161 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:44,369 -We're relatives of the people who disappeared. 162 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:47,372 We're trying to figure out what's going on. 163 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:48,607 -Ah. 164 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,809 Well, I'm Dr. Sagan Hawking. 165 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:52,210 I'm an astronomer. 166 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:52,711 -Cool! 167 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:55,580 I'm a Virgo. 168 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,983 -I'm studying the abductions, as well. 169 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:01,019 If we're facing an alien invasion, I want to know just 170 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,287 what we're up against. 171 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,923 Anything you've learned might be helpful. 172 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,458 -Oh, we'd love to help. 173 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,193 -Well, then hop in. 174 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:11,530 I'll fly you to my little workshop in the Rockies. 175 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:15,267 [music playing] 176 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:24,009 [door buzzing] 177 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,310 -Awesome! 178 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,647 Everything in this place has to do with researching aliens. 179 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:29,347 -Awesome? 180 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,249 Or completely insane? 181 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:32,417 You make the call. 182 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:33,652 DR. HAWKING (OFFSCREEN): This way, girls. 183 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:40,592 -Hey, what does Gooper-- 184 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,561 -I'll, uh, take those. 185 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,062 Thank you. 186 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,864 Now, then, if you will direct your attention to the table. 187 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:49,267 The stars indicate where the abductions have taken place. 188 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:52,904 My theory is that aliens are capturing members of different 189 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:56,808 cultures and studying them so they can decide where to start 190 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,976 the full invasion. 191 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,377 -Huh? 192 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,612 -There are a lot of countries they haven't hit yet. 193 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:03,181 I sure hope they won't visit Beverly Hills. 194 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,517 -And my computers are predicting the next abduction 195 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:11,356 will take place right here, in a bazaar in Saudi Arabia. 196 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,924 -Oh, thanks for your time, Doctor. 197 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,192 -Wait! 198 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:17,829 You promised you'd tell me what you've learned, remember? 199 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,331 -Oh. 200 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,466 -We've learned the alien ship may look like a kumquat-- 201 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:22,601 or a rutabaga. 202 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,869 -I see. 203 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:26,538 Well, I trust you'll contact me if you find 204 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,806 out anything else. 205 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,809 And I'll do the same for you, of course. 206 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:34,045 -Time to sheik our booties to Saudi Arabia. 207 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,485 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): This is so my kind of mission-- 208 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:43,588 undercover in bargain city. 209 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:43,989 -Hello? 210 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,290 Focus. 211 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,658 You never know what might be around the next-- 212 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,626 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Something tells me they're not 213 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,426 here for the sale. 214 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,361 [gasp] 215 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,629 [music playing] 216 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,431 [gasp] 217 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:56,101 [grunting] 218 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,336 -Now, that's what I call follow for a girl. 219 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,605 [gasp] 220 00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:03,375 -Nice meeting you guys, but I've gotta go. 221 00:09:08,814 --> 00:09:10,181 See ya! 222 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,988 -Uh-oh. 223 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,257 -I don't care how good the deals are here. 224 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,625 Next time, I shop online. 225 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:28,767 [clang] 226 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:35,040 -Nobody touches my hair! 227 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,181 -I could swear I saw that in a movie. 228 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,083 -Just remember driver's ed. 229 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,953 [honking] 230 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,287 -Plan ahead when steering. 231 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,822 Identify hazards. 232 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,691 Signal turns. 233 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:56,094 Never ever tailgate. 234 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,429 -You all right, Alex? 235 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:58,563 -Totally. 236 00:09:58,565 --> 00:09:59,931 But these guys knew we were going to be here, 237 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,333 like we were set up. 238 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:13,078 [grunts] 239 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,813 SAM (OFFSCREEN): Gooper again. 240 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:16,247 And look at that burger bag-- 241 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,250 just like the one Clover found back in Iowa. 242 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,887 Something tells me Dr. Hawking is connected. 243 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,289 -Afternoon, ladies. 244 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,659 -Hey, Jerry, does the name Gooper mean anything to you? 245 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,727 -Sorry, it doesn't. 246 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,128 But I'll check on it. 247 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,763 However, I do have some information about that pattern 248 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:32,664 you found in the cornfield. 249 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,966 -Is it an alien message? 250 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,101 -I'm not sure. 251 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,636 But those shapes represent numbers. 252 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:40,639 They're latitude and longitude coordinate for an isolated 253 00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,140 mesa in Mexico. 254 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,443 You'll fly there in this new WOOHP transport prototype. 255 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,245 I'm sure you'll love it. 256 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,381 -Cool! 257 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:52,517 [music playing] 258 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,953 [wailing] 259 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,621 [grunting] 260 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,591 -Iowa, Colorado, Saudi Arabia, Mexico-- 261 00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:02,160 I mean, I wish we got frequent flyer miles for all 262 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,561 the places we go. 263 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,929 -Tell me about it. 264 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:08,600 If there were aliens, we could go visit them on their planet. 265 00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:19,344 [crickets and frogs chirping] 266 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,712 -Huh? 267 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:29,320 -Aliens, for real! 268 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:30,488 -Maybe. 269 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:41,433 -Cover me. 270 00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:42,367 I'm checking this out. 271 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,435 -Cover her? 272 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:46,171 Against the Starship Enormoprise? 273 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,839 -We can't let her go alone. 274 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,606 Come on! 275 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,474 -Got a plan yet? 276 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,976 -I was hoping maybe you did. 277 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:52,911 -Just a second. 278 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,279 We're talking. 279 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,220 -Well, here I am. 280 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,388 Now what? 281 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:08,893 OK. 282 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,295 No presh, Alex. 283 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,364 Just the first communication between our two planets. 284 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,666 Um, hey! 285 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,901 What's up? 286 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,169 -Excuse me? 287 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,105 -Did you just speak English? 288 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,173 -Actually, I'm better at French. 289 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:25,176 But I'm pretty good in English and more than 25 other 290 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,511 intergalactic dialogues. 291 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,646 [screaming] 292 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:39,491 -Why have you been abducting people? 293 00:12:39,493 --> 00:12:40,558 -We've never done that. 294 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,427 It's the Goopers. 295 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,395 -You know about Gooper? 296 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,397 -There was a distress message carved by our friends in the 297 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,000 wheat fields saying they'd been captured by evil Goopers. 298 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:52,003 We came as quickly as we could to save them, but the Goopers 299 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,404 were waiting for us. 300 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,241 -I'd better let my friends know what's going on. 301 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:56,941 Great. 302 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,243 It's jammed. 303 00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:02,547 Clover and Sam, I'm trapped in an alien ship. 304 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,381 Hope you can track me. 305 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,482 Come quick. 306 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,817 Love, Alex. 307 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,019 So tell me more about the Goopers. 308 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,821 Are they evil aliens? 309 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:10,955 DR. HAWKING (OFFSCREEN): Not quite. 310 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:11,723 [gasps] 311 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:12,857 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Dr. Hawking. 312 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:14,893 Have the Goopers captured you, too? 313 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:15,760 [chuckling] 314 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,961 -Captured me? 315 00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:18,596 They're working for me. 316 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,933 And you, little spy, are my prisoner. 317 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,234 -But we told you, we're just-- 318 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,035 -Oh, that's right. 319 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,770 Concerned relatives. 320 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,105 Please. 321 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,474 I saw you land your jetpacks in that cornfield. 322 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,610 I made up that whole astronomer story to find out 323 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,012 how much you knew. 324 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,247 -So who are you? 325 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,149 -I am a leader of Gooper. 326 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,651 [screaming] 327 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:45,456 -Whoa. 328 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,759 I had the freakiest dream. 329 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:48,693 Me, too. 330 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,295 Thank goodness it's over. 331 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,530 [gasps] 332 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,599 -Don't be afraid. 333 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,467 We won't hurt you. 334 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,735 Finally, 335 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,670 -Finally, someone who doesn't want to hurt us. 336 00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,470 -W-- w-- wait. 337 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,438 Wait, wait. 338 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,807 Did you just speak English? 339 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,341 Freaky. 340 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,510 -Cool, but yeah. 341 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,144 Freaky. 342 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,512 -It's Alex. 343 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,247 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): I'm trapped in an alien ship. 344 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,181 Hope you can track me. 345 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:10,849 Come quick. 346 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,016 Love, Alex. 347 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,418 -She's trapped on that ship. 348 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,354 -The Goopers got her, just like they got our friend. 349 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,488 Why would they do this? 350 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,457 We would never hurt anyone. 351 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,925 -Goopers, huh? 352 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,994 Sounds like we've all got a reason to get to that big 353 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,329 spaceship. 354 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,597 -Yeah, but how are the four of us going to follow Alex with 355 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,799 just two jetpack backpacks? 356 00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:30,101 -Leave that to us. 357 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,069 -All right. 358 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,004 Just what is Gooper anyway? 359 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,073 -Global Organization Of Pilfering 360 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,041 Extraterrestrial Resources. 361 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,211 I tracked this ship over Iowa, then jammed its equipment. 362 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,915 Now, this ship and its crew work for me. 363 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,251 And thanks to the distress message we left in that 364 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:50,188 cornfield, I have two ships to aid in my plan. 365 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,222 -What plan? 366 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,957 -To create fear. 367 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,327 And when Earth is completely terrified of an invasion, I'll 368 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,796 force the aliens to make their demands. 369 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,866 The abductions will only stop if the world's governments 370 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,468 hand over all their wealth. 371 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:06,604 -What happens to people you've already abducted? 372 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:07,772 -Oh, yes. 373 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,574 That is a situation. 374 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,010 I guess they'll have to be disposed of. 375 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:15,546 In fact, you'll be the first to test my Obliterator. 376 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,949 Uh, report to me when you're finished. 377 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:19,684 I'll be in the control room. 378 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:27,759 -Wow. 379 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,295 You gave our Sky Skimmer a major upgrade. 380 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,998 And it has tracking equipment so we can find our friends. 381 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,501 -Like, how do you know how to do all this? 382 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:40,038 -Back on our home planet, we're an elite team of spies. 383 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,406 Let's go. 384 00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,147 -Dress me up in veils, huh? 385 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,115 Well, look who's laughing now? 386 00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,054 -That would be me. 387 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:56,554 [gasps] 388 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,723 [yelling] 389 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,725 -That won't stop them for long. 390 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,894 Come on! 391 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,262 Get 'em! 392 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,069 ALIEN SPY (OFFSCREEN): How will we get inside? 393 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,137 -We'll just walk through the door. 394 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,039 -What door? 395 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,974 -Aha. 396 00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,875 -That door. 397 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,043 -Oh. 398 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,219 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): That must be the Obliterator. 399 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,887 CALEB (OFFSCREEN): No, let me go! 400 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,855 Help! 401 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,690 Help! 402 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,825 -Look! 403 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,893 That must be Caleb, the guy who was 404 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,295 abducted from the cornfield. 405 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,263 ALIEN SPY (OFFSCREEN): They're going to use it on those 406 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,131 people. 407 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,265 -Not if we can help it. 408 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,568 But how can the two of us stop all those Goons? 409 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,203 GOON (OFFSCREEN): Not to mention us. 410 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,105 There's nowhere to run. 411 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,006 -OK. 412 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,574 I'm ready to be rescued now. 413 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,582 Are we glad to see you. 414 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,283 Dr. Hawking's behind all this. 415 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,718 I'd tell you more, but it looks like 416 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,786 we still have company. 417 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,455 -Now, it's our turn to help you. 418 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,262 -Neat toy. 419 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,363 Where'd you get it? 420 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,066 -From our spy supervisor, Jay Ri. 421 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:15,733 -Jerry? 422 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,703 -No, Jay Ri. 423 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,937 CALEB (OFFSCREEN): Help! 424 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,305 -Up and over, girls. 425 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,252 -You guys free the aliens. 426 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,554 I'm going for that big, nasty thingamajig. 427 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,061 -Let's see. 428 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,495 Pulse magnitude, strength indicator. 429 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:51,002 Here it is. 430 00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:52,136 -Merci beaucoup. 431 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:54,105 -You speak French, too? 432 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,540 -Yeah, and more than 25 another 433 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,708 intergalactic dialects. 434 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,210 -Merci beaucoup. 435 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:03,648 -Why don't these things come with an off switch? 436 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:04,816 You again? 437 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:13,057 Sorry, I just had my hair cut. 438 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:16,494 -Dr. Hawking's in the control room. 439 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:23,201 [music playing] 440 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,070 CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Don't touch another button! 441 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,438 -Get them. 442 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:34,679 [struggling] 443 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,581 -Give it up, Doctor. 444 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,182 -Hurry up, girls. 445 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,016 She just programmed-- 446 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,051 -Stay back! 447 00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:42,587 Or I'll crash this ship into Mexico City. 448 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,089 If I can't have this technology, no one can. 449 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,191 -Well, you definitely can't have it. 450 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,660 [struggling] 451 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,929 [wailing] 452 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,030 -We're going down. 453 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,732 -Tell us something we don't know. 454 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,634 Steer us clear of the city. 455 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,235 -Me? 456 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:57,935 Steer? 457 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,103 -There's no one else! 458 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,404 Alex! 459 00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,606 -Wait a minute. 460 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,641 Uh, these controls look kind of familiar. 461 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,610 It's almost exactly like the car from my 462 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,211 driver's ed class, I think. 463 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:09,147 -Then start driving. 464 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,015 -Maybe if I do this. 465 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,551 [screaming] 466 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,655 -I can't keep her up anymore. 467 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,023 I've got to set her down. 468 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,459 There's just enough room there. 469 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,394 I'm gonna park it like a pro. 470 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,930 [wailing] 471 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,840 -Excuse me, driving is hard enough. 472 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,175 -You got it? 473 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,813 -Please, return your seats to their upright positions. 474 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,815 We have landed. 475 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,919 I sure hope I'll pass my driving test after that. 476 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,523 -If you ever need your corn inspected, 477 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,325 um, here's my number. 478 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,793 ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Bye, guys. 479 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,128 Have a safe flight. 480 00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:58,496 -Merci beaucoup! 481 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,669 -Maybe someday we can visit them on their planet. 482 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,903 -Maybe. 483 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,205 But right now, you've got a test to take. 484 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,718 -I've never seen a student make such quick progress. 485 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,686 How did you do it, Alex? 486 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,788 -I practiced on a giant alien spaceship. 487 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,893 -So, where do you want to drive first. 488 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,428 -Definitely the mall. 489 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,364 I want to see if I can attract three times as many boys, now 490 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,466 that I can drive. 491 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,934 [crash] 492 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,305 [sobbing] 493 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,207 [laughing] 494 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,642 -Oh, man. 495 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,712 I guess I still need practice with the parking brake. 496 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:59,056 [theme music] 497 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:18,042 [theme music]