1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,007 (soft rumbling, growing louder) 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,012 (train wheels thumping rhythmically) 3 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,016 (traffic passing) 4 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,639 ("Just What I Am" by Kid Cudi featuring King Chip playing) 5 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,824 ♪ I'm just what you made, God ♪ 6 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:58,826 -♪ Not many I trust ♪ -(turns up volume) 7 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:00,328 ♪ I'm-a go my own way, God ♪ 8 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:01,829 ♪ Take my fate to wherever you want ♪ 9 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,264 ♪ I'm out here, on my son ♪ 10 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,865 ♪ Won't stop till I get me some ♪ 11 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,934 ♪ Club hopping, trying to get me some ♪ 12 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,170 ♪ Bad bitches wanna get me sprung ♪ 13 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:10,938 ♪ Early in the morning, I'm waking, baking ♪ 14 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,173 ♪ Drinking, contemplating ♪ 15 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,175 ♪ Ain't no such thing as Satan ♪ 16 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,509 ♪ Evil is what you make it ♪ 17 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:16,844 ♪ Thank the Lord for that burning bush ♪ 18 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,879 ♪ That big-body Benz I was born to push ♪ 19 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,648 ♪ On my way, I'm burning kush ♪ 20 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,216 ♪ Nigga, don't be worried 'bout us ♪ 21 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,185 ♪ Neighbors knocking on the door ♪ 22 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:25,186 ♪ Asking can we turn it down... ♪ 23 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,620 Jesus! 24 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:28,356 (tires screeching) 25 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,158 -♪ Ain't no music... ♪ -(horns blaring) 26 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,328 -♪ I ♪ -♪ I need ♪ 27 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,997 ♪ Need smoke ♪ 28 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:38,366 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 29 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:39,533 -(turns down volume) -♪ I need ♪ 30 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,534 ♪ I... ♪ 31 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,736 Sorry. I'm sorry. 32 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,037 ♪ To smoke ♪ 33 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,973 ♪ Who gon' hold me down now? ♪ 34 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,075 ♪ I wanna get high, y'all ♪ 35 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,377 -♪ Whoa ♪ -(seat belt clicks) 36 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:52,346 ♪ I wanna get high, y'all ♪ 37 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,014 ♪ Need it, need it to get by... ♪ 38 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:57,017 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 39 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:59,753 ♪ Need it to get by, y'all. ♪ 40 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:03,691 -(alarm bell ringing over TV) -(stabbing, woman grunting) 41 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,993 -(woman shouts, man groans) -(blade slices) 42 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,262 (dramatic soundtrack playing) 43 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:09,863 MAN (over TV): Get back! 44 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,865 -(coughing) -(chatter continues over TV) 45 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,033 I love this movie. 46 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,203 They-they shot this on Staten Island. 47 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,271 (alarm bell continues over TV) 48 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,872 -(gunshot) -Whew! -Oh! 49 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,174 -Oh! -Ooh, God! 50 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:21,175 -Awesome. -Hell yeah. 51 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,510 -Ew! -(groans) 52 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,777 OSCAR: That's my shit. 53 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,413 This movie makes no sense. 54 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,416 Why-why would the government make a purge legal? 55 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:31,919 -Clearly to let them blow off some steam. Hello. -Yeah. 56 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:35,122 -That's why you go to the spa. -Yeah. Or the therapist. 57 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:37,225 -Or get your nails done. -SCOTT: Or... 58 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,360 Or murder some folks. Hmm? 59 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,229 I mean, come on, guys. I-I brought Tara over 60 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,096 so that we could get out of this basement. 61 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,598 Let's go out. Let's go dancing. 62 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:46,734 -I love dancing. -Let's do something. 63 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:47,968 We don't go out. 64 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,437 We don't dance. 65 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,239 -The Purge is not enough for you? -KELSEY: No. 66 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,240 Does anybody else like dancing? 67 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:53,307 -I like it. -TARA: Yes, me! 68 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,308 -You do? -I love dancing. 69 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,543 Yes. 70 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,944 He loves-- He's a really good dancer. 71 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,646 What's your favorite move? 72 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,282 It's kind of like a shake. 73 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,816 -A shake? That's... -I don't know. 74 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,386 I just do whatever the m-music tells me to do. 75 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,455 There's nothing but douchebags at these clubs. 76 00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:09,122 -I love it here, man. It's safe. -Oh, but, come on. 77 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:10,791 God, you just sit here all day, 78 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,793 -and then smoke weed and jerk each other off. -Yeah. 79 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,127 That sounds amazing. 80 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,996 I've never been jerked off by any of my friends. 81 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,231 Me, either. 82 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,566 I like your tattoos. 83 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,900 -I knew you would, right? -Those are-- (gasps) 84 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,302 -Oh, my God. That... -No, don't talk to him. 85 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,337 -He has, he has chlamydia. -I had. 86 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,406 -Oh, my God. -Had chlamydia. 87 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,507 -It's curable. -And you introduced me to 88 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,741 the girl that gave me chlamydia, 89 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,009 so you basically gave me chlamydia. 90 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,444 You assisted the chlamydia. 91 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,612 He doesn't have insurance. 92 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:32,746 -He can't get the meds. -TARA: It's fine. 93 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,114 I act-- I actually did some of those. 94 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:35,215 TARA: You did? 95 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,584 You know I got to rep the island. 96 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,118 -RICHIE: Hey. -Staten Island. -TARA: Wow, Staten. 97 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,288 -S.I., you know. -Yeah. 98 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,656 -Looks so good. -Thank you. 99 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,458 -TARA: You have a bunch of tattoos also. -Yeah. 100 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,093 -What is that date? -Oh. -OSCAR: Ooh. 101 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,095 Uh, that's, uh, the date my Dad died. 102 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,831 Oh, my God, your dad died? I'm so sorry. 103 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,133 Don't be. It's fine. It's totally cool. 104 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,435 -So, what happened? -OSCAR: Ooh! 105 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:55,603 -KELSEY: Okay, you don't need to ask. -No. 106 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,371 -No, no, no, no. -Don't ask that. 107 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:58,372 It's kind of inappropriate. 108 00:03:58,506 --> 00:03:59,673 Uh, he was a, he was a fireman. 109 00:03:59,807 --> 00:04:01,675 So, he died in a fire. 110 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,811 Oh, my God. 111 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,314 -Yeah, we knew. -Yeah, we knew. 112 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,881 -We don't like to talk about it. -We knew. 113 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,483 OSCAR: That's why we don't bring it up. 114 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:11,319 -Apologize to Scott. -It's the right thing to do. 115 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,321 -You should say sorry. -Apologize or get out. 116 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:15,055 It's not okay. 117 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,692 Scott, um, I just wanted to say that I'm really sorry 118 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,362 -that I asked about your tattoo. -KELSEY: Yeah. 119 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:24,131 (laughter) 120 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,334 (laughs): What? 121 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:27,535 KELSEY: He doesn't care. It's fine. 122 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,769 -RICHIE: He doesn't care. -Look at him. 123 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,538 -He's laughing so much. -SCOTT: I don't care. 124 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,473 We talk about his dead dad all the time. 125 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,908 (laughter) 126 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,977 -Knock, knock. -Who's there? 127 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,178 Not your dad. 128 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,713 -(laughter) -KELSEY: That's my favorite one. 129 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,315 Oh, my God, that's so funny. 130 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,850 We've made so many jokes about it. 131 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,084 SCOTT (laughing): Oh, my God, I don't even... 132 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:46,153 -I don't even miss him at all. -TARA: So funny. 133 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,187 KELSEY: Yeah. 134 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,122 (laughter dies down) 135 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:55,162 (panting) Oh! 136 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,330 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. 137 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,398 Keep-keep doing that! Keep doing that! 138 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:58,766 -Are-are you, are you happy? -(moans) 139 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,768 Yes, yes, it's fucking great! Keep going! 140 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,002 (moaning) 141 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,404 No, wait, d-d-- don't stop! 142 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,172 (moaning) 143 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,908 (panting) 144 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,110 Did you, um, did you, did you come? 145 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,279 (laughs): Well, yes. 146 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:13,381 Were you there? 147 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,182 (laughs): Yeah, I did. 148 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,584 -Like, six times. -Cool. 149 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,218 -Awesome. -It was great. 150 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,920 -Did you? -No, no, no. 151 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,423 But it's okay. I-I had fun. 152 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:23,791 I had fun back there. 153 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,359 (laughs): Yeah. 154 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,761 You know, I feel bad that you never do. 155 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,262 No, I-I do all the time. 156 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,699 I just-- you know, I don't put on a Broadway show like you do. 157 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,100 You know, I'm-I'm more quiet. 158 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,935 I'm more like Charlie Chaplin when I come. 159 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,404 -Like a silent movie. -Silent movie. 160 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,439 (laughs) 161 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,941 Um, do you think it's the antidepressants? 162 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,543 Oh, yeah, for sure. 163 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,111 Yeah. If I didn't have the antidepressants, 164 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,546 I'd come in, like, eight seconds. 165 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:46,747 And then you wouldn't come. 166 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,382 And then you'd be depressed. 167 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,851 And then you would have to take antidepressants. 168 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,988 -I don't know, can I say something? I, um... -Yeah. 169 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:58,992 I just still don't understand why this is such a big secret. 170 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,995 You know why it's a big secret. 'Cause it's special. 171 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,498 It's-it's, like, our thing, you know? 172 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:08,135 It-it wouldn't be special if everybody knew about it. 173 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:11,572 Yeah, but I don't just want to do this. 174 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,774 Yeah, I totally get that. So, should we stop? 175 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,108 No, I... 176 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,279 I don't know, like, this-- like, what is this? 177 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,848 -And I don't know why... -This? 178 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,850 -This is... -I want to do what normal people do. 179 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,452 Yeah, I know. I just, you know, I-- 180 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,986 It-it might be weird, you know. 181 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,955 We've known each other for, like, ever. 182 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:29,156 Since fourth grade. 183 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:30,858 It would be like incest. 184 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,025 (laughs): No, it wouldn't. 185 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,494 No, it's like, yeah, w-we're best pals, 186 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,696 and I wouldn't want to, like, jeopardize our friendship 187 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,666 or something like that over something-- 188 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:42,269 not silly, but, you know, it's just-- it's a big risk. 189 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,204 But we've already done the deed. 190 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,440 -I mean, what else is there? -"Done the deed"? 191 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,509 -(laughs): I don't know. -But, you know, it's just, 192 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:51,211 -you deserve somebody way better than me. -What? 193 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,280 (chuckles): You're a good guy. 194 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,115 -You're a good guy. I like you. -Uh... 195 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,517 Well, I-- Based on what? 196 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,119 I mean, I like you, too. It's just like... 197 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,988 (sighs) 198 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,190 All right, can I just tell you-- can I tell you something? 199 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,025 But can you, like, not tell anybody? 200 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,328 Well, people probably know, but, like... (sighs) 201 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:10,397 There's, like, something wrong with me. 202 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:12,800 -Like, mentally, like... -What? 203 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,903 Like, I'm not okay up there. 204 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,005 You know? Like... 205 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,340 I-I get all mad, acting, like, crazy, 206 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:23,644 and I, and I make really insane, impulsive decisions. 207 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,345 And I get... 208 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:29,517 I'm d-- I'm scared o-of myself, and I don't... 209 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,519 I don't want to, like, scare you or me 210 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,153 or, like, hurt anyone, you know? 211 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,322 So, I think it would just be best 212 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:39,059 and really responsible of me if I just backed off, you know? 213 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,664 I don't want you to f-feel like that about yourself. 214 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,499 Oh, no, it's... 215 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,101 I just, I just don't want to offend you, you know? 216 00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:51,204 You're... you're the best. I think you're the greatest. 217 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,874 I know you think I'm great. I'm awesome. 218 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,011 I feel bad that you don't think you're great. 219 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,815 (alarm beeping) 220 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,020 (sighs) 221 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,691 ♪ ♪ 222 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:15,929 (exhales) 223 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,443 Hey, honey. 224 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:33,113 I made you an omelet. 225 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:37,417 What are you gonna wear to your sister's graduation party? 226 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:41,221 I was thinking, what about one of your dad's suits? 227 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,556 I don't know. 228 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:45,392 I-I don't think I'm really a suit guy, you know? 229 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,828 Plus-plus, all those suits are out of style, so... 230 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,831 You know, I thought they were back in style. 231 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:54,768 And... can you not smoke pot before the party? 232 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,103 Why? 233 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,138 Because it smells. You smell bad. 234 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,140 And no vaping because they're gonna think it's pot. 235 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,308 The uncle is a cop. 236 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:02,810 We don't need that kind of trouble. 237 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,344 Fuck that guy. 238 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,279 I hate this family. 239 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,782 They're so rich and snooty. 240 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,651 They've been really nice to Claire. 241 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,352 Hey, Mom. You got me the plastic containers. 242 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:14,454 I just need the cardboard boxes I can throw away. 243 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:16,657 But they're so good for storing things. 244 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:18,491 Yeah, but I don't have any storage. 245 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,427 -My closet's, like, two feet wide. -(Margie groans) 246 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,530 Hey, Claire, do you even want me at your graduation party? 247 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:26,333 Do I want you to go? I don't care. 248 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,136 Just-- It's weird if you don't go. 249 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,638 That wasn't exactly a warm invitation. 250 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,505 Yeah, well, it's not the part I'm looking forward to most. 251 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,141 But I want you to be there. 252 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,109 -MARGIE: She wants you to go. -SCOTT: No, she doesn't. 253 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,978 -She just said it. -CLAIRE: No, I don't want him to go. 254 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,513 He has to go. 255 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,016 Just don't sit on the couch in the corner the whole time. 256 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,517 -It's weird. -SCOTT: No, I don't see the problem 257 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:45,853 with sitting in the corner, okay? 258 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,788 There's some people that go to the party and dance, 259 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,657 and there's some people that sit in the corner. 260 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,658 I'm the corner guy. 261 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:53,060 Accept your brother. 262 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,295 Also, don't try to fuck Layla, okay? 263 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,964 She told you she's not interested. 264 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,465 What are you talking about? 265 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,133 I never tried to hook up with her. 266 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,870 She's always trying to fuck me, and I-I have to avoid it 267 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:06,674 at all costs, out of respect for you. 268 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,142 I just thought she looked really good in those pants. 269 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,144 -Jesus. -Thought that was a nice thing to say. 270 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,681 -Just don't. -I didn't know I would get MeToo'd for it. 271 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,515 Dad's suits are vacuum-sealed in the garage. 272 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,417 -Yeah? -Just pick yourself a nice one. 273 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,986 You have to look nice. 274 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,221 We're celebrating your sister's achievements. 275 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,556 You're gonna miss her when she's gone. 276 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,393 Yeah. Celebrate me. 277 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,752 (sniffing) 278 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,562 (exhales, clears throat) 279 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,199 Wow, this, uh... this all happened so fast. 280 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,335 I-I can't believe you're graduating already. 281 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,707 I'm gonna really miss you. 282 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,214 ANNOUNCER (over TV): Round two. 283 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,449 -Fight! -(buttons clicking) 284 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,551 SCOTT: Yo, where'd you get this? 285 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,619 This shit does not taste very good. 286 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:29,322 What are you talking about? This shit's fire, dawg. 287 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,224 Do you guys even really get high anymore? 288 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,659 I-I don't really think I get high anymore. 289 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,062 I think I just kind of am myself. 290 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,930 I haven't been high in a while, man. 291 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,465 But I still do it. 292 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,500 I like the lifestyle. 293 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,902 RICHIE: I'm mad high. 294 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,670 OSCAR: Yo, tell Scotty about 295 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,172 how you're being catfished. 296 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,239 -Who? -You! 297 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,407 RICHIE: How you're being catfished, bro. 298 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,475 Tell him the truth. 299 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,576 You got a girlfriend? What's up? 300 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,677 -No. -IGOR: Yeah. 301 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,145 -(chuckles): That's awesome. -Yes. 302 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,613 -(Richie chuckles) -Her name is Carla. 303 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,849 -We talk on the phone. -RICHIE: Nah, dude. 304 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,585 Like, this girl, like, slid into his DMs, and, like, 305 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,453 I don't know, she, like, asked him out or whatever. 306 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:01,989 -But hundred percent a trick, dude. -OSCAR: She... 307 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,623 -She's bad, but that's not yours. -SCOTT: Why? 308 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,125 RICHIE: And she's, like, so hot, dude. 309 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,127 Yo, she, like, hangs out on yachts. 310 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,328 -Like, yo. -Oh, come on. 311 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,797 -No, no, like, no. -Dude... 312 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:10,964 Like, it's not real, like... 313 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,432 Bro, they're just being jealous, bro. 314 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,801 They're just jealous 'cause you're getting that-- 315 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,202 Oh, yeah, that's a catfish. 316 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,104 Oh, you getting catfished like a motherfucker! 317 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,338 -Oh, my God! -RICHIE: Right, dude? 318 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,973 -Bro... -SCOTT: What does she... 319 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,342 Straight up, I'm-a send myself this one, honestly. 320 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,045 Honestly, dude, she's fucking fake. 321 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,814 She thinks I'm hot. 322 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:29,049 How? You guys never even seen each other. 323 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,483 How come you guys don't FaceTime? 324 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,385 Tell Scotty why you don't FaceTime. 325 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,855 Her phone camera's broken, but she sent me all these photos. 326 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,556 -RICHIE: Yeah. -OSCAR: Bro, these are Google Images. 327 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,158 -RICHIE: Exactly, dude. -SCOTT: Shit, you don't know that. 328 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,827 Maybe-maybe this girl is, uh, is into Igor. 329 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,229 Well, you know, he's-he's, you know, cute. 330 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,798 OSCAR: Yo, like, you don't even know how to talk to girls. 331 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,399 What do you even talk to her about? 332 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,534 (knocking on glass) 333 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,502 -OSCAR: Igor. -IGOR: Mm-hmm. 334 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,239 Go get that shit, bro. What are you doing? 335 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,241 Yo, he is the worst assistant. 336 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,542 SCOTT: He's clearly going through a lot. 337 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,544 How much for, like, six Xanax? 338 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:58,745 Six. 339 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,547 What do we have? What do we have? 340 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,050 -Who needs six Xanax? -IGOR: I got one, two... 341 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,484 I got three right here, I think. 342 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,552 One, two... 343 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,754 Is this a... Yeah. 344 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,556 -How you doing? -I'm all right. 345 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,025 Yo, you're Jimmy Bags' brother, right? 346 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,661 -Yes, bro. -(chuckles) 347 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,898 Tell your brother he's a bitch. 348 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,067 -You understand that? -Yeah. I do. 349 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,402 -Say it back to me. -He's a bitch. He's a bitch. 350 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,671 And now, you know what? 351 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,506 I got four, but you're paying for six. 352 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,241 Nah, come on. That's my fucking brother, bro. 353 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,776 -Like, what are you... -Nah. Nah, dude. 354 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,011 I hate your brother. 355 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,846 And now you look like a little version of him, 356 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,447 and I want to punch you in the face. 357 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:37,250 So, instead of doing that, just give me 60. 358 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:38,551 I only got 40. 359 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,220 Then go home, do chores, and come back. 360 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,554 -I don't give a fuck. -I-I can't. 361 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,091 I stole it from my mom's purse, but she only had 40. 362 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,459 Well, then, give me your shoes. 363 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,061 No, bro, I can't. 364 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,462 OSCAR: Just give me your shoes and we'll call it a day. 365 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,932 -Hey, what size are you? -(scoffs) Like, a nine. 366 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,266 Those'll fit you. 367 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,634 -Igor, you can have those. -IGOR: I'll take 'em. 368 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,869 OSCAR: Look at that, Igor got a gift. 369 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,637 -He's not a fucking nine. -Fuck you! 370 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,239 You don't make fun of my friend! 371 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,507 He-he can't get on fucking roller coasters, 372 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,841 -he's that small. -Shut the fuck up! -Whoa! 373 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,143 -We make fun of him! -How is he gonna wear them? 374 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:04,711 -You don't make fun of him! -He's our friend. 375 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,279 He rides roller coasters all the time. 376 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,048 We make fun of him, not you. 377 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,549 He's, like, a size five, bro, like... 378 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,717 Yo! Stop! 379 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,719 Get the fuck away from my window. 380 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,721 You guys are a bunch of fucking pussies. 381 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,324 Mom, he's saying he's gonna wear these cargo shorts to the party. 382 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,458 Oh, no. 383 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,660 What? I told you to wear Dad's suit. 384 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,662 I don't want to wear Dad's old suit, okay? 385 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,797 -I have my own personal style, and I... -Get the fuck off me! 386 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,067 -Don't do that! -I-I don't want to wear a suit, okay? 387 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,802 -(arguing continues) -I think, I think I'm gonna throw up. 388 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,838 I think I have the flu. 389 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,007 Oh, oh, okay. Just-just breathe through your nose. 390 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,642 (breathing through nose) One second. 391 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,144 Oh, shut up. Mom, he looks like 392 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,979 he fucking sells crack under a bridge. 393 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,348 I know the guy who sells crack under the bridge, okay? 394 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,449 And he looks awesome. 395 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,751 Just put on the suit, Scott, please. 396 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,953 No! It's not fair! 397 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,420 She thinks she's, like, princess of the world... 398 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:48,588 Okay, well, then just please 399 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,756 be respectful for two fucking seconds! 400 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,757 ...because she graduated high school. 401 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,759 Everybody graduates high school! 402 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,061 -CLAIRE: Shut up! -Scott! 403 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,695 -♪ Oh, she's a jolly good fellow ♪ -Oh. 404 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:56,696 -Mom, please... -(singing continues) 405 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,265 Just put on the suit. 406 00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,266 Be respectful. 407 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,633 I'll be home in an hour. 408 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,535 Fine! 409 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:03,770 CLAIRE: Thank you. 410 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,505 (sighs) 411 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,107 How are you feeling? 412 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,946 I'm sorry. 413 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,049 I tried to warn you, but you were on the phone. 414 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:19,052 Thanks for letting me use your phone. 415 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,654 My family has problems, too. 416 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,990 CLAIRE: I love this house. 417 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,391 SCOTT: If you have money, 418 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,127 why would you ever live in Staten Island? 419 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,129 ♪ ♪ 420 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,264 (girls laughing) 421 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,234 (Margie chuckles) 422 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,469 -CLAIRE: Oh, God. Yeah. -JOANNE: So good. 423 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,871 JOANNE'S MOTHER: We are so proud 424 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,540 of our daughter Joanne-- 425 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,476 and Claire, who's been at our house so much over the years 426 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,312 you feel like our second daughter. 427 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:49,149 Thank you, Margie, for lending her to us all these years. 428 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:54,554 You guys have worked so hard, and we are so, so proud of you. 429 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,657 (quietly): Jesus Christ, dial it back, you fucking fruits. 430 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,658 JOANNE'S FATHER: Joanne, 431 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,194 you are a very special girl. 432 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,863 You made our dreams come true, too. 433 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:04,931 You're my sweet angel. 434 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,899 No, she's not. 435 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,668 It's such an honor to be your parents. 436 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,071 You've taught us as much as we've taught you. Claire... 437 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,939 JOANNE'S MOTHER: You've been through so much, 438 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:14,274 and you've done so well, 439 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,443 so much better than any of us could have handled it. 440 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,445 Your dad Stan would be so proud of you. 441 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,080 He's looking down at you right now. 442 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,281 Yes, he is. 443 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,715 No, he's not. 444 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,851 A toast to Joanne and Claire. 445 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:25,952 -JOANNE'S FATHER: So proud. -(scattered cheers) 446 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,288 Congratulations! 447 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,522 -(Lizzo's "Juice" playing) -GIRLS: ♪ Please don't ♪ 448 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,857 ♪ Make me have to take your bitch ♪ 449 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,459 ♪ How I roll, if I'm shining ♪ 450 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,861 ♪ Everybody gonna shine... ♪ 451 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,530 -What's up, Todd? -What's up, Scott? 452 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,299 You going to college, too, someday? 453 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,134 I'd like to, yeah. I'd go study law. 454 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,635 Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man. 455 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,637 That sounds really cool. Do you have any weed? 456 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,273 -I do. -Could I have some? 457 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,608 -Definitely. I'll go grab it. -Cool. Thanks, Todd. 458 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,378 Fucking home run, Todd. 459 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:55,482 It makes me sad to think of my little sister 460 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,150 sitting in that sad little house, 461 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,152 -waiting for her son to be perfect. -(mutters) 462 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,788 (chuckles): I'm not. 463 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,223 Then you're wasting all of this. 464 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,058 All of it's getting wasted. 465 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,559 -You're a mess. -You're wasted. 466 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,328 Mom would be so disappoin-- Mom would be disappointed in you. 467 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,729 You're the one who's always wasted. 468 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,798 You're wasting. It's like leaving food on the table. 469 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,400 (both laugh) 470 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,801 Come on. 471 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,836 -Let me take you out. -It's so hard to meet people. 472 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,438 -I'm totally open. -No, it's-- I mean, God... 473 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,839 You're not open at all. 474 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,341 -It's really hard to meet people. -You're a liar. 475 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,775 You're not open. "Hard to meet people"? 476 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,344 -I'm in the E.R. All I see is, like... -You meet-- 477 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,246 -You meet a hundred people a night. -People who were shot-- 478 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,614 Yeah, they're shot. 479 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,782 They're-they're, uh, they're criminals. 480 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,151 -Stop limiting yourself. -Who am I gonna meet? 481 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,152 Stop limiting yourself. 482 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,586 -But I'm at the hospital. -Yeah. 483 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,887 -They're not all criminals. -You meet people at work. 484 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,456 -That's what it's... -Some of them are victims. 485 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,191 Doll... 486 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,927 You know, we could put you on two shifts a week, 487 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,530 -just-just, just to try it. -I don't need a job. 488 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,132 I, uh, I got a contact at a tattoo shop. 489 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,833 I'm-I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so... 490 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,535 Then you're gonna need some money. 491 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,271 Yeah, some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips. 492 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,673 Scott, your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay? 493 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,775 If you're good at it, you can become a waiter. 494 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,710 Why are you offering me a job anyway? 495 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:01,181 Because I told your father I'd always look out for you. 496 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,150 How? He died suddenly in a fire. 497 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,717 Uh, did you ask his ghost? 498 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,287 That's not witty, Scott. 499 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,289 Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me. 500 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,523 I find it funny. 501 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:13,426 It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman. 502 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,630 Okay, we lost a few guys in an ICE raid. 503 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,832 Ah, shit. Sorry. 504 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,701 Maybe you should work and go to college. 505 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,837 -College is bullshit! -Oh. 506 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,873 You know who went to Harvard? The Unabomber. 507 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,876 You know who went to Temple? Bill Cosby. 508 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,345 You know who else who went to Temple? Ted Bundy. 509 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,515 You know who went to Hofstra? Bernie Madoff. 510 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,984 You know who went to Wharton? Donald Trump. 511 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,286 It's all a scam. 512 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,989 Okay, well, maybe I shouldn't go, then. 513 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,525 Oh, no, you'll have the time of your life. 514 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,860 CLAIRE: Hey, Scott. 515 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,530 Sit down. 516 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,764 Okay. 517 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,166 I got you this. 518 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,779 So, what-what is, uh, what is, what is this? 519 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,148 It's paintbrushes and some paint. 520 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,119 Well, I know you're into art, so I thought you could 521 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,887 expand your horizons while I'm gone. 522 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,790 You got a gift receipt for this? 523 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,092 -You okay? -Fine-- Yeah. 524 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,294 Wh-What do you mean? Yeah, I'm... 525 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,729 You gonna be okay without me here? 526 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,565 What, you don't think I can survive here without you? 527 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,367 Okay, just don't be a dick, okay? 528 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,203 Like, be nice to Mom, okay? Don't give her a hard time. 529 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,539 -She deserves a break. -I always give her a-a break. 530 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,774 What are you-- When's-- When am I gonna get my break? 531 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,042 Like... 532 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,444 What are you talking about? 533 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,746 All anyone ever does is worry about you. 534 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,814 I was ignored my entire childhood 'cause of you. 535 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,484 Oh, yeah, I forgot that my childhood was so dandy. 536 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,985 Okay, you don't get to act crazy your whole life 537 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,119 just 'cause Dad died, okay? 538 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,655 At least you got to know him. 539 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,257 Well, you're lucky you didn't get to know him, okay? 540 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,624 'Cause that's why you're almost normal. 541 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,593 If you got to know him, you would've known that he was, 542 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,562 like, the fucking coolest guy ever, 543 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,564 and that would've ruined the rest of your life. 544 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,566 Okay, like, but what are you gonna do? 545 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,435 Are you gonna get a job or are you gonna leave the house? 546 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,670 I don't know. 547 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,273 I-I'm gonna open that tattoo restaurant. 548 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:07,840 No, like, for real. 549 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,309 I am being real. 550 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,810 It's a great-- It's never been done before. 551 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,345 I looked it up. I googled it. 552 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,113 It's never been done, not even as a joke. 553 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,416 Because no one wants to go to a restaurant 554 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,618 and watch people get tattooed while they eat. 555 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,653 -It's gross. -It's the best idea ever. 556 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,122 Ruby Tattoosdays, where everyone's welcome. 557 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,957 -Chicken and tattoos. -That's not a business! 558 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:26,759 You know, you got to get your shit together. 559 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,160 Time is passing by very quickly. 560 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,096 That's why I smoke weed all the time, okay? 561 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,197 It slows it all down. 562 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,933 (sighs): Fucking God. 563 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,802 See, I'm worried about you. 564 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,537 Well, why now? You never gave a shit. 565 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,539 You, like, literally never cared until this second. 566 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:40,873 Like, wh-what, what gives? 567 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,642 You never looked out for me once. 568 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:43,710 You're my older brother. 569 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,144 You're supposed to look out for me. 570 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,779 You're-you're just guilty 'cause you're leaving? 571 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,348 Now, all of a sudden, you're afraid I'm gonna die? 572 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,717 I was gonna die anyway, whether you stay or not. 573 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,885 -Are you gonna hurt yourself? -Probably. 574 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,454 Yeah, I'm probably gonna hurt myself. 575 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,188 I don't know how, but yeah. 576 00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,960 If anybody could do it, it's me. 577 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,730 This is why I don't talk to you, 'cause the one thing I know is 578 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,299 you're not gonna listen to my advice, so... 579 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,534 SCOTT: Yeah, well, why would I? 580 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,801 Like, you don't even give a shit. 581 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:09,869 You're-you're leaving. 582 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,237 You're not even part of the family. 583 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,139 I'm the only fucking normal person in this family. 584 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,041 Jesus. You know-- 585 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,510 Every second I'm away from you, I'm worrying about you. 586 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,011 That's what you do to people. 587 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,513 You should be worried. 588 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,816 Okay, don't fucking ruin college for me, okay? 589 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:24,817 Go! 590 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,519 Fine. 591 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,388 Hey, you should bring that chipper personality to college. 592 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,156 Guys will love it. 593 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,092 (over TV): Hello. 594 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,093 (gags) 595 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,397 (groaning) 596 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:41,167 -Okay, let's see my to-do list. -(Scott chuckles) 597 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,103 Yo, we're finished packing the car. 598 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,272 You want to come out and say goodbye or...? 599 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,408 Oh, well, yeah, this is almost over. 600 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,710 No, like, we're leaving. 601 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,412 -Oh. She's leaving? -Like, to go to college, you know? 602 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,046 -Oh, oh, my bad. -Yeah, four years, so... 603 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,882 -Oh, all right. -Let's go. 604 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,184 Nope, like-- Go. Come on. 605 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,353 Uh, don't worry about me, okay? 606 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,422 This is really hard right now. (laughs) 607 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,691 -You don't seem fine. -(sobs) 608 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,560 I'm so proud of you. 609 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,096 (sobs) 610 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,264 I love you. 611 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,265 Uh, okay. 612 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,934 (laughs) 613 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,604 You're the light of my life. 614 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,238 CLAIRE: Oh. (sniffling) 615 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,239 Okay. (laughs) 616 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,908 (Claire sighs) 617 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,044 Thanks for helping us pack the car. 618 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,312 SCOTT: I'm sorry. 619 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,615 I didn't realize you guys were done already. 620 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,551 Be nice to Mom. 621 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,086 And please respond to my texts. 622 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,822 I will. Don't worry about it. 623 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,392 And, um... I-I'll come visit you at some point. 624 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:41,293 (smacks lips) 625 00:22:41,428 --> 00:22:42,829 Okay. All right. 626 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,230 -Yeah. -(sighs) 627 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,998 -I love you. -I love you, too. 628 00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,099 (sniffles) 629 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,869 -MARGIE: Fly. -(laughs) 630 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:52,972 (whimpers) 631 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,807 (car door closes) 632 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,142 (engine starts) 633 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,446 (over stereo): ♪ Keep on hoping we'll eat ♪ 634 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,448 -♪ Cake by the ocean ♪ -(Claire whoops) 635 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:03,583 -♪ Talk to me, baby... ♪ -(music fades) 636 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,494 SCOTT (quietly): Hey. 637 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,663 (chuckles softly) Hey. 638 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,798 Uh... 639 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,601 I was thinking of finally seeing that Game of Thrones. 640 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,603 Should I binge it? 641 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,171 Oh, it's a, it's a pretty violent show. 642 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,006 You sure you could watch that? 643 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,476 I work in an emergency room. 644 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:30,710 Right, yeah. 645 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,212 So, you could probably handle a good pillage. 646 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:34,380 Yeah. 647 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:37,216 Okay, well, maybe I'll start watching it. 648 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:38,851 -Yeah. -You watch it with me? 649 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:42,989 Um, well, I actually just kind of finished it, so I-I don't-- 650 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,492 It's really fresh in my mind, so I-I would probably... 651 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:46,959 -Okay. -I can watch some of them. 652 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,629 Uh, I don't think I can watch all of them again, but... 653 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,363 -Well... -I'll see you later, then. 654 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,365 All right. 655 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,367 Uh, are you okay? 656 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,337 Or... (grunts) 657 00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,539 Oh. Yeah? 658 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:00,540 -Come on. -(sniffles) 659 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,241 Uh, it's, it-it's... 660 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,843 It's okay. It's-- 661 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,078 I-I'm here. Uh, I'm here. 662 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:08,314 Don't-don't worry about it. 663 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,448 -She's, you know... -(sobs) 664 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,584 Well, she's only, like, 45 minutes away, 665 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:14,621 and she'll-she'll probably call in, like, five minutes. 666 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,389 -(sniffles) -But, hey. 667 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,726 You still got me, right? 668 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,729 Yeah. 669 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,034 Oh, shit. 670 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,902 -(laughing) -Hey, hey! 671 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,940 OSCAR: See, you got to hold it like this. 672 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,675 TARA: Let's see. Oh. 673 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,144 -Oh, yeah! -Oh! 674 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:40,680 Hey, hey, wait. Hey, hey, guys. 675 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,682 Look, look. 676 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:43,916 You can't be here, man. 677 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,618 -Y-You got to go. -KELSEY: Why? 678 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,920 GUARD: It's private property, that's why. 679 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,256 It's an abandoned orphanage. Why can't we be here? 680 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:51,558 RICHIE: Who gives a shit, man? 681 00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:52,859 What are you doing here? 682 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,426 You fucking protecting the ghosts of dead orphans? 683 00:24:54,561 --> 00:24:57,429 Look, fat Kanye, shut your damn mouth. 684 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,966 I'll be back in five minutes for you assholes. 685 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,234 If you're still here, I'm calling the cops, period. 686 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:04,537 You better get the cops, man, 'cause you're a fake cop. 687 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,305 -You need the real ones. -GUARD: Motherfuckers. 688 00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,407 -Fuck all of y'all. -IGOR: I feel bad. 689 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:09,876 We-we were a little too mean. 690 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,477 -SCOTT: Yeah. -He's nice. 691 00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:12,912 Yeah, he's a really good guy. 692 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:17,449 See, that guy-- that is what is wrong with Staten Island. 693 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:20,486 We don't get any cool people from any of the other boroughs. 694 00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:21,854 No one comes here. 695 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:24,090 We're stuck with the fucking pricks that live here. 696 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,758 You're talking about us. 697 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,126 Right in front of us. 698 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:28,127 KELSEY: Yeah, kinda. 699 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,796 I mean, no one comes here. 700 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,598 There's no flow of people. That guy's, like, 200. 701 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:32,999 We've known him since we were six. 702 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:34,901 Why can't we be cool like Brooklyn? 703 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,836 There's no reason we shouldn't be cool like Brooklyn. 704 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,338 We got amazing views. It's close to the city. 705 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,641 It's cheap. Nice people. It makes no sense. 706 00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,110 We're, like, the only place that New Jersey looks down on. 707 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,979 -You could see the garbage dump from space. -(Tara laughs) 708 00:25:47,113 --> 00:25:48,748 This place is never gonna change. 709 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:49,982 No, it happened to the Meatpacking District, 710 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,183 the Village. 711 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:53,119 Brooklyn used to be a fucking shithole. 712 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:54,253 We are next. 713 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,554 I'm gonna take my civil service test. 714 00:25:55,688 --> 00:25:57,757 I'm gonna work in the city, in city planning. 715 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,926 You watch, this place is gonna be like fucking Williamsburg 716 00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,428 -in ten years. -RICHIE: No, all right? No. Nobody wants that. 717 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,697 Why do you want to work in the city and do city planning? 718 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:05,698 That sounds so boring. 719 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:07,199 I feel like Brooklyn is better. 720 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,801 I dated a guy that lived in Brooklyn. 721 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:09,936 He was a mixologist. 722 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,538 He made ice cubes out of milk. 723 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,707 -He was so classy. -OSCAR: Shut up! 724 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:16,643 I love Staten Island. 725 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:17,877 It's amazing. 726 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,712 And people are gonna see it soon, trust me. 727 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,313 SCOTT: Well, if you love it so much, 728 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:22,849 why don't you let me tattoo it on you? 729 00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,851 No, I'm not gonna let you tattoo me again. 730 00:26:24,984 --> 00:26:25,852 Fine. 731 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:28,988 Well, I need somebody to tattoo. 732 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,556 I'm, I-I'm running out of... 733 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:31,891 Come on, Rich. What about you, man? 734 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,026 -Don't even look at me, dude. -Why? 735 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,895 Your work is mad inconsistent. 736 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,329 Obama ain't right. 737 00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:38,698 SCOTT: I got the eyes wrong, okay? 738 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:39,966 RICHIE: He's not right. 739 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,068 All right, man, this has hurt me, all right? 740 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,670 I don't have any black friends anymore. 741 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,638 I can't go to a barber shop no more. 742 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,474 You got Obama wrong. Ain't nothing worse than that. 743 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,743 What about you, Igor? You want a dragon or something? 744 00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,244 Oh, I love your tattoos. 745 00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:53,479 My brother? 746 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:54,914 It's a spitting image. 747 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,315 -SCOTT: Yeah. It's one of the best. -It's my favorite. 748 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,717 No, no, no, no. This is my favorite. 749 00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,085 Oh, you killed that. 750 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:00,419 -Yeah, I really worked hard on the eyes. -Just... 751 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,655 He's so cute. I love his butthole. 752 00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:04,523 It reminds me that I have a belly button. 753 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:06,492 -So, I'm good. -Yeah, I got to go. 754 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,528 (chuckles): Watching you beg to give tattoos is too sad. 755 00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:11,931 (laughs): And that's freaking me out. 756 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:13,565 -(tattoo gun buzzing) -SCOTT: We're almost done. 757 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,834 -(Igor groans) -Almost. 758 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,769 (panting sharply) 759 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,504 (seabirds squawking in distance) 760 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,872 All right. 761 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,540 -You're all done. -That looks really good. 762 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,175 Yeah, I mean, I wish 763 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:25,011 you'd let me do something cooler, but yeah. 764 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,779 Oh, fuck no. That hurts so bad. 765 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:29,181 -Another dumb tattoo. -SCOTT: Yeah, but I-I like the pain. 766 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,517 The-the pain is the whole point of getting tattoos. 767 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,052 Don't you just love when you're getting tattooed, 768 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:34,854 and it hits the bone and pinches a nerve, 769 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,022 and you're like... (pained groan) 770 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,857 I'm not a fan of the pain. 771 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,358 You shouldn't let him do it to you, all right? 772 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,559 He's inconsistent. 773 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,561 OSCAR: I think that tattoo's dumb. 774 00:27:42,695 --> 00:27:44,463 Y'all should've told me when you saw the design. 775 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:45,664 It says, "Unfollow me." 776 00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:47,199 You don't even have that many followers. 777 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,435 Carla follows me. 778 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:51,037 -Bro, she's imaginary. -OSCAR: Carla not real. 779 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,371 Carla's not real, dude. 780 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,406 RICHIE: How many times do we have to say this? 781 00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:56,242 -SCOTT: She's not real. -(insect buzzing) 782 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,710 I hate bugs, dawg. 783 00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:58,878 I'm a gangster! 784 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:00,246 SCOTT: No, that's a bee, bro! 785 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,448 OSCAR: There's a kid down there. 786 00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:03,983 -Yo, kid! -(chuckles): Oh, yo. 787 00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,952 -Yo, kid, what's up? -Oh, shit, there is a kid. 788 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:07,619 What are you doing? 789 00:28:07,754 --> 00:28:09,388 You hanging out on the beach? Come here, come here. 790 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,623 Don't-don't be shy. No stranger danger here. 791 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:12,892 I'm not gonna touch you. 792 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,260 -What's up, pal? -What are you doing? 793 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:15,494 I'm looking for my friend. 794 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:16,896 (mocking): "Looking for my friend." 795 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,465 -(Richie laughs) -You want to be friends with us? 796 00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,734 We're the good guys, right? 797 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:22,935 -You can hang out with us, pal. -Come on. 798 00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:24,937 Let me get some of that. Put it right there. 799 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,272 -(fists bump) -(imitates explosion) 800 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,640 -Ho! (laughs) -You gang. 801 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:29,976 Part of the gang. 802 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:31,443 SCOTT: Gang. 803 00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:32,611 What's that? 804 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:33,846 Uh, it's a tattoo gun. 805 00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,281 I was giving the homeys tattoos. 806 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,483 -I want a tattoo. -(laughter) 807 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:39,518 -You're a tough guy? -SCOTT: Really? 808 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,821 -Sure, young guy. You want a tattoo? -Yeah. 809 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:44,123 Dude, kid wants a tattoo. That's my guy right there. 810 00:28:44,256 --> 00:28:45,324 Bro, you-you can't give him a tattoo. 811 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:46,759 -He's a little kid. -Yeah, there we go. 812 00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:48,660 -You want a tattoo? -Bro, I got to practice on something. 813 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,096 -Yeah. -He seems old enough. 814 00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,798 -OSCAR: You a tough guy? -Yeah. 815 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:52,999 -You a badass. -(laughter) 816 00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:54,466 Come on, show those muscles, kid. 817 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,168 -Come on. Both arms, both arms. -RICHIE: Yeah, there you go. 818 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,170 -Put 'em up. -SCOTT: You got tickets to the gun show? 819 00:28:58,304 --> 00:28:59,939 -There it is. There it is. -All right. -There we go. 820 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,440 -What's your name? -Harold. 821 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,708 I'm-a call you Harry. 822 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:04,276 Don't. It's Harold. 823 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,045 -Oh. -RICHIE (chuckles): Okay. 824 00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:07,980 -Hell yeah. -I like this kid. 825 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,715 I need him in my life. 826 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,117 He has structure. 827 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,318 (lighter clicks) 828 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,053 Guys, I don't think that's a good idea. 829 00:29:14,186 --> 00:29:16,889 I mean... we don't listen to anything you say. 830 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,325 -Yeah. -Yeah, I mean, why do you even try to give us advice? 831 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,460 SCOTT: So, what do you want a tattoo of? 832 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,461 The Punisher. 833 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,163 -The Punisher? -RICHIE: Okay. 834 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,798 -That's tough, man. -SCOTT: All right. 835 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:28,300 He could've said anything. He said The Punisher. 836 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,336 Oh, yeah, I could do that. Is that it? 837 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:31,570 Yeah, that's him. 838 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:33,806 -Are you sure? -Yes. 839 00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,742 Do I have your legal permission to do this? 840 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,477 -Yes. -That's good enough for me. 841 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,079 -How about you guys? -OSCAR: Holds up in court. 842 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,247 You guys heard it. All right. 843 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,849 Yo, he can't get consent. He's ten. 844 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:46,185 Now, hold still, okay? 'Cause it is permanent. 845 00:29:46,318 --> 00:29:49,021 Yo, guys. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. 846 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,722 -Put your game face on. -SCOTT: Don't worry, dude. 847 00:29:50,857 --> 00:29:53,325 This will just be on you for the rest of your life. 848 00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,261 -(tattoo gun buzzing) -There you go. 849 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:56,929 -Look at you, tough guy. -RICHIE: There you go. 850 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,098 -(screams) I don't want to do it! -Uh... 851 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,566 -I don't wanna! -Well, I got to finish it. 852 00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:02,101 -Now there's just a line. -OSCAR: Calm down, man. 853 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,903 -You're gonna look stupid. Sit back down. Relax. -Calm down. 854 00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:05,437 -Sit down. Do it. -Relax. 855 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:06,906 -RICHIE: Whoa! Hey! -Hey! -Hey! 856 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:08,740 -Hey, run! Run, kid! -Hey! 857 00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,776 Run, little man! Run! 858 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,611 Run! 859 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:14,246 Goddamn it. 860 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:15,948 I fucking believed in that kid, man. 861 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:19,551 He seemed so tough at first, uh, but then immediately wasn't. 862 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,420 That's why I don't fuck with millennials, dude. 863 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:24,723 Again, we are the millennials. 864 00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,725 He keeps saying that, but I don't know what that means. 865 00:30:26,859 --> 00:30:29,761 I regret my friendship with you guys. 866 00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:32,598 (heavy knocking) 867 00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,209 Yeah, hello. My name's Raymond Bishop. 868 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:45,411 This is my son, Harold. Say hello, Harold. 869 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:46,745 I'm sorry. 870 00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:48,915 What's going on? 871 00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:50,582 Well, it seems your son was down in the woods 872 00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:52,885 giving out free tattoos, and my son was one of his victims. 873 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,887 What? Well, I-I don't understand. 874 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,489 How do you know it was my son? How'd you get this address? 875 00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,825 I have my ways. Believe me, I have my ways. 876 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,027 Are you a cop? 877 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,728 No, I'm a fireman, okay? I work for a living. 878 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:03,996 Look at this. Do you believe this? 879 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,797 You see that there? See that line? 880 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:07,666 I don't know if you burn these off or what, 881 00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:08,935 but we're taking care of this 882 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:10,302 and you're paying for it, you understand me? 883 00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,638 -I don't know what this is. -Scott! Oh. 884 00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:14,306 I am-- I'm so sorry. 885 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,908 I-I-I... 886 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:17,977 There's an aesthetic laser at the hospital where I work, 887 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,946 and it can completely remove it. 888 00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:21,313 Uh, I get a discount. 889 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:22,781 I'm-I'm gonna pay for the whole thing. 890 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:24,616 I don't know what I'm saying. I'm-- I feel terrible. 891 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:25,617 You should feel terrible! 892 00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:26,953 Look at that! 893 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:28,955 -What's up? Oh, fuck. -Ah, there he is. 894 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,323 -You get your ass out here! -Hey, he said he was 18. 895 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:33,926 He looks like he's four, you fucking moron! Sorry. 896 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,928 -He consented! -He's lying. 897 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:37,696 -Harold, come on! -RAY: Course he's lying! 898 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,999 You can't have consent! He's nine years old! 899 00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,633 Dad, let's go. You're embarrassing me. 900 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:42,701 We're not going anywhere, okay? 901 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:43,802 He's just a little kid! 902 00:31:43,936 --> 00:31:45,004 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 903 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,605 Uh, he was roaming around in the woods. 904 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,174 He wanted a tattoo. W-Where were you? 905 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,942 I was at fucking work! 906 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,177 -Fuck you! -Hey! -Come out here! 907 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:52,511 If I was you, I'd shut your fucking mouth, 908 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:53,712 because I can call the cops right now 909 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:54,913 and have your ass thrown in jail. 910 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,715 -For what? -For sticking needles in a kid's arm, 911 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:57,950 you fucking dope! 912 00:31:58,084 --> 00:31:59,952 Did you even raise him? Did you even raise him? 913 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:02,021 You know, there's no reason to call the cops. 914 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:05,057 I can handle this and I can also handle disciplining him. 915 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:07,193 Well, clearly you can't or you wouldn't have a middle-aged son 916 00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:10,396 still living at home, tattooing minors against their will! 917 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,164 I asked him to do it. 918 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:13,966 -It's not his fault. -That's right. That's my man. 919 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,235 Go wait in the car. Harold, go on. 920 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:17,469 -(sighs) -And don't raise your voice at me, either. 921 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:18,837 Later, Harold. 922 00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,806 Don't say goodbye to my kid. Look both ways. 923 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,574 -Look both ways! -Go to your room. 924 00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:24,010 -I am! -Watch your mouth. 925 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:26,412 For your information, I am not a middle-aged man. 926 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:29,081 I'm a 24-year-old man, and I'm going to my room 927 00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:30,849 'cause I fucking want to. 928 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:34,220 What kind of fucking animal are you raising in this house, huh? 929 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:35,587 I'm bringing you the bill. 930 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,056 I don't care what it costs, all right? 931 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:39,391 -I mean, what the fuck is going on around here? -All right. 932 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,027 Just give me a day to arrange the laser. 933 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,661 All right. You know, you know something? 934 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,030 I-Is his father home? Where's his dad? 935 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,664 I-I don't, I don't want to fucking yell at you. 936 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,733 He's deceased. 937 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,669 Oh. 938 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,204 Well, uh... (clears throat) 939 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:53,905 I'm, uh, sorry for your loss. 940 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,274 I'm sure if he was still around, 941 00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:56,675 he would agree with the fact that, 942 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,211 you know, you should still pay for it. 943 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,150 (woman humming a tune) 944 00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,020 Comically huge mustache. 945 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,022 Is this what he looked like? 946 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:11,223 That's exactly what he looked like. 947 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,292 -You're scared of me. (laughs) -Yeah. 948 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:14,693 Yo, he-he-- And that's not funny. 949 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,428 He burst into the door, started screaming, 950 00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:18,430 and his mustache was flapping all over the place. 951 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,432 -(laughs): Flapping. -He looked the Monopoly Man. 952 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,601 It was terrifying. 953 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,536 -(mocking): "Look both ways! -(laughing) 954 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,438 Look both ways!" 955 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,240 -Fucking maniac. -But I will say, 956 00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:31,643 probably not a good idea to tattoo children in the woods. 957 00:33:31,777 --> 00:33:33,479 -Yeah, probably. -You know, you could get in trouble. 958 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,147 -Yeah, you could. -Why did you do that? 959 00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:36,282 -I don't know. -(chuckles) 960 00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:37,616 I thought I would get away with it. 961 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,218 Plus, I thought he was, like, at least 15, you know? 962 00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:40,752 -Oh, really? -I got-- Yeah, I got my first tattoo... 963 00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:43,222 -How old was he? -Nine. 964 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,723 (chuckles): You thought he was 15? 965 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,592 -Yeah, I'm fucking... -Maybe you've been smoking too much. 966 00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:47,926 I think I'm just stupid. 967 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:50,296 -(laughing) -Uh... 968 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,630 No, you should see my mom, though. 969 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,632 -It's so weird since my sister left. -Yeah. 970 00:33:53,765 --> 00:33:55,334 She's just crying all the time and, like, 971 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:57,303 -she's trying to talk to me and hang out with me. -Mm. 972 00:33:57,436 --> 00:33:59,071 The other day, she asked me to go to Nordstrom Rack. 973 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,939 -I almost slit my throat. -(laughs) 974 00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:01,973 Did you go? 975 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:03,609 No. I pretended to be asleep. 976 00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:05,444 Oh, come on, she-- Maybe she needs company. 977 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,313 She's lonely without your sister. 978 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:10,082 Yeah, she's-she's, she's gonna be lonely. 979 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,351 I mean, you should've seen her at my sister's send-off party. 980 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:14,486 It was, it was really weird. 981 00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:18,124 There was a party? (laughs) 982 00:34:18,257 --> 00:34:19,191 Yeah. 983 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:20,759 Why wasn't I invited? 984 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,994 To a high school graduation party? 985 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,030 Well, who was there? 986 00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,032 (sighs): It was, you know, it was just 987 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,935 family and... shit. 988 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,870 What, you don't want me to be around your family? 989 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,472 I've known them since I was ten. 990 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:34,873 Well, yeah, I just-- 991 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,675 I didn't think it was something you would want to go to. 992 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:37,843 I'm-I'm sorry. 993 00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:39,845 Come on, that's fucked up. 994 00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:41,780 Why? Why is that fucked up? 995 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:45,717 Because we're, you know, doing something here. 996 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,153 We're-- Are-are we doing something here? 997 00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:48,487 I don't know, we're starting a thing. 998 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,222 I mean, we're having sex and we're hanging out a lot. 999 00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:52,224 -I mean, it's... -I thought it was just, like, 1000 00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:55,294 more, you know, casual than that. 1001 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,628 You know? 1002 00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:03,369 Well, you don't want me to go to any, like, life events? 1003 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:06,238 Life-- What's a life event? 1004 00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:08,374 What does that, what does that even mean? 1005 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,677 You know what? It's fine. 1006 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:12,811 -What? -No, it's fine. 1007 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:13,979 Come back. 1008 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,714 I'm sor-- Wait. 1009 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,716 -(Kelsey groans) -Wai... 1010 00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,318 -You know what? You're right. -What? 1011 00:35:19,451 --> 00:35:21,019 What are you talking about? I'm never right. 1012 00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:22,888 No, you're right. We shouldn't do this anymore. 1013 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,756 I don't want to fucking do this anymore. 1014 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:26,358 What are you talking about? I don't understand. 1015 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:28,194 It was all a mistake. It was a mistake. 1016 00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:29,695 But it's fine. We're on the same page. 1017 00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:31,230 We'll go back to what it was before. 1018 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:33,232 I'll treat you like I do Oscar and Richie. 1019 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:34,500 I-It's not even that. 1020 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,001 It's just, like, I-I don't know what I want yet. 1021 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,336 Like, I'm trying to figure my shit out. 1022 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,238 And you should. Please do. Figure your shit out. 1023 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,072 But we're not gonna have sex anymore, okay? 1024 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:42,641 I got to go. 1025 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,745 I should've invited you to the party! 1026 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,680 I didn't know it was a life event! 1027 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,217 Oh. Oh. 1028 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,552 I-I already arranged to, uh, pay directly at the hospital. 1029 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:55,721 But if you want a check, just give me two minutes, okay? 1030 00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:57,723 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm-I'm-- I-I want to pay. 1031 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,691 I'm gonna pay for it. I'm gonna pay for it. 1032 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:00,926 No, no, no. I'm gonna pay for it. 1033 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,461 And I'm, and I'm also gonna talk to Scott 1034 00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,863 because that was totally out of line, totally nuts. 1035 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,565 Yeah, I-I understand that. 1036 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:09,801 But, uh, look, I just wanted to apologize, okay? 1037 00:36:09,935 --> 00:36:12,438 I-I got a little out of control before, uh... 1038 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:15,741 You know, I just, I let my anger get the best of me. 1039 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,076 Broke my stupid resolution. (sighs) 1040 00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,911 God knows it's what messed up my marriage, 1041 00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:21,947 and I-I just really wanted to apologize, okay? 1042 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,449 I mean, I was upset, 1043 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,717 but I-I shouldn't have conveyed it that way. 1044 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:26,918 There's no need to apologize. 1045 00:36:27,052 --> 00:36:28,654 My kid's being a fucking lunatic. It's not cool. 1046 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:31,323 Oh, I... I overreacted. He's fine. 1047 00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:33,292 No, it's the tip of the iceberg. 1048 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:36,295 Ah, you know, lot of kids do stuff like this. 1049 00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:37,929 Mm, kids don't do stuff like this. 1050 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,231 He did the second-worst thing 1051 00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:40,899 you could do to a kid in the woods. 1052 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,001 (laughs) 1053 00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:46,838 Well, either way, I shouldn't have behaved the way I behaved. 1054 00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:48,607 So, I'm truly sorry. 1055 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:51,277 Apology accepted. It's nice. 1056 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:53,144 Don't get many of those around here. 1057 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:54,980 -Thanks. -Oh, hey, this might seem 1058 00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:56,982 a little crazy, but, uh... 1059 00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:59,518 can I take you out for a cup of coffee? 1060 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:03,021 MARGIE: So, Scott did this. 1061 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:05,257 RAY: Oh. Is that a cocker spaniel? 1062 00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:07,926 No. No, that's my daughter. 1063 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,027 -That's Claire. -Oh. 1064 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,296 Oh, yeah, yeah. I can... 1065 00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:11,497 -Yeah, I just thought... -No, it's okay. 1066 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:12,864 -I thought those were ears. -Um, it's okay. 1067 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:14,266 -That's her hair. Okay, yep. -I know. I hear that. 1068 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,503 Scott got his first tattoo when he was 16. 1069 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,371 -Oh, okay. -It was of Kermit the Frog. 1070 00:37:19,505 --> 00:37:21,307 Oh. (laughs) 1071 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,842 -That's kind of cute. -Yeah, yeah. 1072 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:26,445 Kermit smoking a joint, so... 1073 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,280 Kermit smoking a joint? 1074 00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:29,548 Geez, I don't remember that episode 1075 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:30,716 on Sesame Street, huh? 1076 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,150 (laughs) 1077 00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,852 That's kind of funny. He's a funny kid, then, huh? 1078 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:35,387 -Oh, he's so funny. -Yeah? 1079 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,155 -He's so funny. -You think he's gonna stick it out? 1080 00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:39,157 Uh, well, that I don't know. 1081 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:41,026 I mean, I sent him to art school, but he quit. 1082 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:44,129 -He-he couldn't really focus 'cause... -Oh. 1083 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:47,733 He also has ADD, so he... 1084 00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:50,636 Anyway, he's a tattoo artist with ADD. 1085 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:51,903 (chuckles) Well, you know what? 1086 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:53,372 All the guys down at the firehouse, 1087 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,073 they all have tattoos and stuff, you know. 1088 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,175 Personally, I never got one, though, you know. 1089 00:37:57,309 --> 00:37:58,910 You know, not that I have anything against them. 1090 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,279 I just, I just always felt I was too pasty. 1091 00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:05,317 -So, the firehouse, huh? -Yeah. 1092 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:06,718 The old firehouse. 1093 00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:09,254 -Mm-hmm, the old firehouse. -Yeah. 1094 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,056 So, you're a ladder or engine? 1095 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,058 Ladder. 1096 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,826 Knew it. 1097 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,062 You got firefighters in your family? 1098 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,897 Yeah, my husband. 1099 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,499 -Oh, geez. Sorry. -Yeah. 1100 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:21,833 Forgot. 1101 00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:26,772 Hey, uh, I hope this isn't too forward, but do you mind 1102 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:30,208 if-if I ask what happened to your husband? 1103 00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:32,110 Oh, it was a hotel fire. 1104 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,779 The roof collapsed. 1105 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:35,581 He went in to save somebody. 1106 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:39,685 They told him it wasn't safe, but, you know, he was like that. 1107 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,288 -Wait, Stan Carlin was your husband? -Mm-hmm. 1108 00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,556 -Paramount Hotel fire? -Yeah, yeah. 1109 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:45,857 Did you know him? 1110 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,426 -You, you-- Or you heard... -No, no, no, I... 1111 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:48,894 Hung out with him or...? 1112 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,362 No, I j-- I just heard about him. 1113 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,697 -Oh. -He was a real brave guy. 1114 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,098 -Yeah. -He was kind of a, 1115 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:54,900 kind of a legend, to be honest with you. 1116 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:57,636 -(chuckles) -Yeah. Yeah. 1117 00:38:57,769 --> 00:39:00,372 And Scott was only seven when it happened, so... 1118 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:02,708 -Oh, that's tough. -A lot of consequences. 1119 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,043 -Yeah, that's a tough situation, but... -Yeah. 1120 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,979 But I-I got to tell you, you did a great job, you know? 1121 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,314 -See, I mean, I... -(chuckles) 1122 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:11,082 I know we had a little bit of a difference there, 1123 00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:12,651 -but, I mean, he's a good kid. -Uh-huh. 1124 00:39:12,784 --> 00:39:14,653 And I got to tell you, if-if the worst he's doing is-is, 1125 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,555 you know, a couple unlawful tattoos, 1126 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,557 -you-you did a hell of a job. -(chuckles): Yeah. 1127 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,159 Yeah, I don't think that's the worst he's doing, though. 1128 00:39:21,292 --> 00:39:22,928 -Oh. -(both laugh) 1129 00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:24,430 -Yeah. -Well, I don't know. 1130 00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:26,632 You know, uh, that's how kids are, you know? 1131 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,168 Everybody gets it at a different time. 1132 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,803 Anyways, what are you, uh-- 1133 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:33,439 I-I'm just sitting here, doing all the talking here. 1134 00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:35,441 What do you, what do you do? 1135 00:39:35,574 --> 00:39:36,908 I'm a nurse. 1136 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,410 I'm a school nurse. (clears throat) 1137 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:40,679 I'm also an ER nurse. 1138 00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:42,914 -You work in the ER? -Mm-hmm. 1139 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:46,084 Jesus Christ, Margie, we probably met each other. 1140 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,118 Could be. 1141 00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:48,520 So, how you doing? 1142 00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:50,255 I'm... 1143 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:52,290 very tired. 1144 00:39:52,424 --> 00:39:53,792 Really? Well, you don't look tired. 1145 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:54,993 (Margie laughs) 1146 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,428 No, seriously, you look great. 1147 00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:58,664 -Really? -Yeah. 1148 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:01,967 I just don't, like-- I mean, are you flirting with me or...? 1149 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,335 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1150 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:05,804 Yeah, a lot. This is, this is what it looks like. 1151 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,806 It is really subtle. I couldn't-- 1152 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,140 (laughing): I can't tell what's going on. 1153 00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:10,509 This is how it looks. I'm very subtle. 1154 00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:11,577 All right. 1155 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,144 -I'm rusty. You're subtle. -Okay. 1156 00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:14,279 -Yeah, yeah. -Nice to meet you. 1157 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,515 (both laugh) 1158 00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:18,617 JOE: I see you out there, man. You're doing great. 1159 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,118 Keep-- Just keep doing what you're doing. 1160 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,520 Have a good time, you know? 1161 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:24,022 The more fun you have, the more fun the customers have. 1162 00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,557 All right, thanks. 1163 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:27,726 ("Can't Understand" by Johnny Amoroso playing) 1164 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:29,995 Hey, busboy, why is table 12 still dirty? 1165 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,497 Oh, 'cause they were talking. 1166 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:33,565 I didn't think I should interrupt them, but... 1167 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:35,200 Interrupt them. Get them out of here. 1168 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,468 -All right. -Do your job. 1169 00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,737 -Sorry. Whoa. -Take it easy there, brother. 1170 00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:41,072 -My bad. -Jesus. -Thank you. 1171 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:44,209 Uh, hi. Uh, are you done enjoying your meal? 1172 00:40:44,342 --> 00:40:46,211 There is food in my mouth, and I am chewing. 1173 00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:47,879 Do you think that I'm finished? 1174 00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:49,515 I'm just holding this for my health? 1175 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:50,982 -Get me some water. -Sorry. 1176 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,051 -Hey, come here. Come here. Can we order? -Uh, yeah. 1177 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,586 -I'll go get your waiter. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. 1178 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:55,987 We don't have time for that. We're in a hurry. 1179 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,022 WOMAN: I'm starving. 1180 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:58,423 MAN: Okay. Can I go? 1181 00:40:58,557 --> 00:40:59,858 WOMAN: Usually, the woman goes first, but go ahead. 1182 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:00,959 -No, no, no, no. -Oh, yeah? 1183 00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,193 -How about I'm paying? -All right. 1184 00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:05,196 Can I have a chicken parm with meat sauce? 1185 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:06,698 No marinara. 1186 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:09,267 Thin. Thin chicken parm. 1187 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,702 Why aren't you writing it down? 1188 00:41:10,836 --> 00:41:13,605 Yeah, I-I can't actually because, uh, I'm not a waiter. 1189 00:41:13,739 --> 00:41:16,174 I'm just a busboy, so they don't even give me a pen. 1190 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,176 Memorize it. Yeah. 1191 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,778 Seafood pasta. That's what I want. 1192 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,780 No clams, okay? Double up on the shrimp. 1193 00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:24,215 That's how I always get it. We come here all the time. 1194 00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:26,552 I'm not gonna remember a word you guys just said. 1195 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,019 It's not rocket science. Just go. 1196 00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:29,454 -Get our shit. -Oh, I'm-- All right. 1197 00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:30,789 WOMAN: I'm starving. 1198 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,591 ♪ Send me the addy, I'm hunting 'em down ♪ 1199 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:34,125 ♪ Send me the addy, I'm hunting 'em down ♪ 1200 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:35,561 ♪ Grrt, grrt... ♪ 1201 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,462 There a dance party or something? 1202 00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:39,364 -It's fight night. -JOE: All right, fight night! 1203 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,866 Tournament of champions! 1204 00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,367 Fighting for tips. 1205 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,602 Who's going? Who's going first? 1206 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,804 -I, Zoots. -Zoots. 1207 00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:48,139 -Everyone fights for their tips. -The tips that we earn? 1208 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:51,643 Y-Yeah, but you have to fight for them now. 1209 00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,444 Who wants some?! Huh?! 1210 00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:55,246 -Huh? -Who got it?! -It's you, bro. 1211 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:57,082 -No way. No, no way. -Put the gloves on. 1212 00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,884 Get in there. Get in there. Hit him. 1213 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,719 -Hey, yo. -SCOTT: Hey. 1214 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:02,721 I don't want-- Please, I don-- I-I don't want to do this. 1215 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:04,422 -Let's just not do this. -You don't want to do this? 1216 00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:05,924 -What do you mean? -No, well, 'cause we're friends, right? 1217 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,726 Yeah, no, for the next 15 seconds, 1218 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,160 this friendship is over, son. 1219 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:10,395 -Understand that? -What? 1220 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,563 -Hmm? -What? 1221 00:42:11,697 --> 00:42:13,064 Got to understand, fighting is serious. 1222 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,499 -I don't like it. -It's sacred. 1223 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,167 It's how I tribute my Lord and Savior. 1224 00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:17,603 -What? -It's the way I tribute 1225 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:18,704 my Lord and Savior, Jesus. 1226 00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:19,905 I don't think Jesus would want you 1227 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,039 to kick my ass right now. 1228 00:42:21,172 --> 00:42:22,273 He would want me to have these tips. 1229 00:42:22,407 --> 00:42:23,308 -That's what he means. -You can have the tips. 1230 00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:24,309 I don't even want 'em. 1231 00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:25,443 -What is this? -I don't know. 1232 00:42:25,577 --> 00:42:26,678 What's this shit? 1233 00:42:26,812 --> 00:42:28,046 I've seen Creed a f-- a couple times. 1234 00:42:28,179 --> 00:42:29,748 -What'd you do? -I seen Creed a couple times. 1235 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,583 -Oh. -Are we about to do the Cotton Eye Joe? 1236 00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:32,651 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1237 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,185 -Come on, son. -Okay. 1238 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,386 -Yeah. Okay. -Come on, son. Oh, that's right. 1239 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,655 You gonna come this way? Come this way, boy. 1240 00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:38,023 -Okay. -Come on. Go ahead, take your shot, boy. 1241 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,324 -Go ahead, take your shot, boy. -MAN: For real? 1242 00:42:39,457 --> 00:42:41,492 -Uh-huh, yeah. Come on! -MAN: Ooh! 1243 00:42:41,627 --> 00:42:44,029 ZOOTS: Now we are friends, 1244 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,864 -goddamn it! -(groans): Oh, geez. 1245 00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:49,000 -Take that shit. Yeah! -(groaning) 1246 00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:52,871 We friends now, nigga, 'cause that's what friends are for. 1247 00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:55,106 Out this bitch. (imitates whoosh) 1248 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,942 (grunting rhythmically) 1249 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,644 ♪ Zoots done did it again, uh ♪ 1250 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,545 ♪ Said Zoots done did it again, ah... ♪ 1251 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:02,748 I think we have a winner. 1252 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,383 -(quietly): Come here. -Mm-hmm. 1253 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:06,584 Mm. 1254 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:09,187 Mm. Let me just... 1255 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,889 -Just want to get this sweater off. -Okay. 1256 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:12,858 And I want to turn off this light. 1257 00:43:12,991 --> 00:43:14,793 Let me turn it off. 1258 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,494 -Okay. -Okay. 1259 00:43:16,628 --> 00:43:17,829 (both grunt) 1260 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:20,899 Just one-one second. 1261 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:23,368 Let me, let me, let me turn off this light. 1262 00:43:23,501 --> 00:43:26,137 Got a lot of lamps, huh? 1263 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:27,739 It's like a store or something. 1264 00:43:27,873 --> 00:43:28,907 -(chuckles) -Come here. 1265 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,077 -(Margie laughing) -Mm. 1266 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:34,212 ("You Be Killin' 'Em" by Fabolous playing) 1267 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:41,119 -♪ Nice ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 1268 00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:46,091 ♪ You what's up, girl, ain't got to ask it ♪ 1269 00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:49,194 ♪ I dead 'em all now, I buy the caskets ♪ 1270 00:43:49,327 --> 00:43:50,929 ♪ They should arrest you or whoever dressed you ♪ 1271 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,831 -(laughs) -♪ Ain't gon' stress you ♪ 1272 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:54,933 ♪ But I'm-a let you know, girl, you be killin' 'em ♪ 1273 00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:55,934 ♪ You be killin' 'em ♪ 1274 00:43:56,067 --> 00:43:57,769 ♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪ 1275 00:43:57,903 --> 00:43:59,237 ♪ Uh-uh, oh ♪ 1276 00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:01,439 ♪ Often imitated, never duplicated ♪ 1277 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:03,574 ♪ They say she a dime, I say she underrated ♪ 1278 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:05,376 -♪ Nice ♪ -♪ I just met her ♪ 1279 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:06,611 ♪ So the next solution ♪ 1280 00:44:06,745 --> 00:44:09,414 ♪ Dead my old chick, execution ♪ 1281 00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:11,349 ♪ You what's up, girl, ain't got to ask it ♪ 1282 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,285 ♪ I dead 'em all now, I buy the caskets ♪ 1283 00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:15,687 ♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪ 1284 00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:16,755 ♪ You be killin' 'em ♪ 1285 00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:18,123 ♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em ♪ 1286 00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:19,257 ♪ You be killin' 'em ♪ 1287 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:20,525 ♪ Girl, you be killin' 'em... ♪ 1288 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,460 -MARGIE: Scott? -Yo. 1289 00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:23,628 Come sit down. 1290 00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:26,197 I need to talk to you about something. 1291 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:27,632 What's up? 1292 00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:28,967 Someone die? 1293 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,969 No, no, nobody's dead. 1294 00:44:31,102 --> 00:44:33,038 Thank God. 1295 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:36,474 I'm seeing somebody. 1296 00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:37,943 What does that mean? 1297 00:44:38,076 --> 00:44:40,311 Uh, uh, I'm seeing a man. 1298 00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:43,548 Well, I-I've been dating someone for a little while now. 1299 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,116 You're dating someone? 1300 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,885 That-That's awesome. 1301 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,821 Like, w-why are you dating him secretly, you little slut? 1302 00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:51,222 W-Why didn't you tell me? 1303 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,624 Is he, like, really, really old or... 1304 00:44:53,759 --> 00:44:54,993 or is he really, really young? 1305 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:56,427 Is it one of my friends? Is it Igor? 1306 00:44:56,561 --> 00:44:59,230 No, no, no. I just, I... (laughs) 1307 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:02,934 I just didn't want to bother you unless it was really serious. 1308 00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:04,469 Bother? You're my mom. 1309 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:05,837 I hope you're getting banged out real good. 1310 00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:06,838 Who's the lucky guy? 1311 00:45:06,972 --> 00:45:09,140 Uh, it's, um... 1312 00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:12,010 It's Ray. 1313 00:45:12,143 --> 00:45:14,079 Who's Ray? 1314 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,081 Remember the kid you tattooed? 1315 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:17,648 His father. 1316 00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:20,118 -That fucking prick? -Yeah, I know. 1317 00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:23,021 He's a really nice man, and he's really good to me. 1318 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:25,957 -And he's a fireman. -He's a fireman?! 1319 00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:27,025 That's fucked up. 1320 00:45:27,158 --> 00:45:28,659 -Why? -W-What do you mean, why? 1321 00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:31,797 I mean, uh, you haven't dated anyone in 17 years since Dad, 1322 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:33,364 and the first guy you date is a fireman? 1323 00:45:33,498 --> 00:45:34,800 You don't think that's a little fucking weird? 1324 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:37,002 I got nothing against firemen. 1325 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:38,770 Neither do I, but the-the guy doesn't like me, 1326 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:41,506 and he has the same job as Dad, like... (stammers) 1327 00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:44,275 I'm fucked up as it is, Mom. Like, I have Crohn's, okay? 1328 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:46,044 There's something wrong up here. Huh. 1329 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:47,813 I can't find my watch! 1330 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:49,214 What are you trying to do to me here?! 1331 00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:50,381 Haven't I been through enough?! 1332 00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:51,716 Wait, what did I, what did I do wrong? 1333 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:53,051 W-What did I do wrong? What did I do? 1334 00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:55,053 What-- I'm sorry. Like, what did I do? 1335 00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,855 (stammers) I'm not, I'm not doing it to you. 1336 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:58,990 I just-- I-I don't want to be alone the rest of my life. 1337 00:45:59,124 --> 00:46:00,558 I don't want you to be alone, either. 1338 00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:02,493 That would suck, but, like, come on. This is, like-- 1339 00:46:02,627 --> 00:46:04,830 This is pretty obvious this is not a good choice, right? 1340 00:46:04,963 --> 00:46:06,664 (sighs) 1341 00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:09,000 I would like us to have dinner. 1342 00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:11,169 I-- This is very, very important to me. 1343 00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:12,603 I am in a serious relationship... 1344 00:46:12,737 --> 00:46:14,672 -You're in a serious rela... -...with a very nice man. 1345 00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:16,474 With that guy?! Come on! 1346 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,076 Y-You don't love him, do you? 1347 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:19,845 You're not say-- You're not, like, saying that, right? 1348 00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:21,880 I-I-- Well, we don't use that word yet. 1349 00:46:22,013 --> 00:46:24,515 But if he said it to me, I-I would say it back. 1350 00:46:24,649 --> 00:46:27,218 Oh, my God! Jesus! 1351 00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:29,087 Do you not learn?! 1352 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,489 Look what happened last time! 1353 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,924 -You want to do that again? -Okay. All right? 1354 00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:34,025 How about this? 1355 00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:35,861 How about we come by the restaurant 1356 00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:37,428 and we have dinner when you're working 1357 00:46:37,562 --> 00:46:39,097 and you just come by and you just say hi? 1358 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:41,266 Just say hi a couple times. How about that? 1359 00:46:41,399 --> 00:46:42,600 How about that? 1360 00:46:42,733 --> 00:46:45,070 How about-- Why don't you ask him? 1361 00:46:45,203 --> 00:46:46,171 Huh? 1362 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,705 Why don't you just build 1363 00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:49,407 another shrine to Ray while you're at it? 1364 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,743 Right across from Dad's so they can be fucking pals! 1365 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:55,580 Yeah, I like that better. 1366 00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:56,848 But I'm actually finding you funny 1367 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:58,116 'cause you're really funny. 1368 00:46:58,249 --> 00:46:59,250 -(Margie laughs) -(jazz music playing) 1369 00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:00,718 Look at this guy. 1370 00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:03,354 -Having the time of his life. -ZOOTS: Mm-hmm. 1371 00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:04,890 Acting like he owns the place. 1372 00:47:05,023 --> 00:47:07,959 I know that guy. Eggplant parmesan. 1373 00:47:08,093 --> 00:47:09,727 (chuckles): Oh. I'll be. 1374 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:12,030 Your moms is a bit of a baddie. 1375 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,531 She look postcoital. 1376 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,433 -What's "postcoital"? -It's like post-fucking, 1377 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:17,268 but it's your mom, so I want to be nice. 1378 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,737 But, uh, (chuckles) oh, it's definitely happening. 1379 00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:22,773 (exhales slowly) 1380 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,411 Postcoital. 1381 00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:27,812 -(laughing) -If you ever come to see me, 1382 00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:29,280 if you ever come see me, that's-- 1383 00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:30,715 -It'll happen that night, I guarantee it. -Yeah, I know. 1384 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,150 Oh, here he is. 1385 00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:33,418 -Hey. -Hey. 1386 00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:34,585 -How you doing? -Good. How are you? 1387 00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:35,987 Good to see you again. Yeah. 1388 00:47:36,121 --> 00:47:38,256 Uh, I'm-I'm really sorry for branding your kid. 1389 00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:40,658 Oh, no, no, no. It's-it's fine. It's fine. 1390 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,793 Cost 350, but I didn't make your mom pay for it. 1391 00:47:42,928 --> 00:47:44,295 (Ray laughs) 1392 00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:46,431 But, uh, hey, no harm, no foul. 1393 00:47:46,564 --> 00:47:49,767 You know? 'Cause, uh, if that didn't happen, I, uh... 1394 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:51,436 wouldn't have met this lovely lady. 1395 00:47:51,569 --> 00:47:53,271 Oh, well, happy to help. 1396 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:54,672 Things work out. 1397 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:55,907 Yeah. 1398 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:58,309 Thank God I did what I did, then. 1399 00:47:58,443 --> 00:48:00,678 Uh, would you guys like to start with still 1400 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:01,846 or, uh, sparkling water? 1401 00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:03,481 -Oh, let's go sparkling. -Uh, spar-- Yeah. 1402 00:48:03,614 --> 00:48:04,749 -(stammers, laughs) -Yeah? You like sparkling? 1403 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:05,984 -Yeah. -Okay. 1404 00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:07,185 Yeah. Oh, can we get some more bread, too? 1405 00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:08,286 -Usually go still. -You know? 1406 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,754 Last time I came here, it came out hot. 1407 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,522 -Yeah. -It was-- oh, it was perfect. 1408 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:12,857 It's like my mom made it. (chuckles) 1409 00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:13,858 Sure. 1410 00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:15,293 Sparkling and hot bread. 1411 00:48:15,426 --> 00:48:16,995 All right. Thanks, buddy. 1412 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,968 Oh, you just can't spit on that like that, man. 1413 00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:25,470 You got to be crafty. You can't just go out at, like-- 1414 00:48:25,603 --> 00:48:26,837 You got to, you got to maneuver. 1415 00:48:26,972 --> 00:48:29,140 Lick on it or put a boogie in it or something. 1416 00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:31,309 You think I can fit this whole thing in my ass? 1417 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,311 If, uh, you really put your mind to it, bro. 1418 00:48:37,348 --> 00:48:39,484 Hey, I saw him spit in the bread. 1419 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,322 All right, scorching hot bread. 1420 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:45,957 -RAY: Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 1421 00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:47,792 Your mom's in the john. Have a seat. 1422 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:50,328 Oh, don't worry, you're not gonna get in trouble. 1423 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:51,862 Just for a minute. 1424 00:48:51,997 --> 00:48:53,431 All right. 1425 00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:59,237 So... how, uh, how you liking the job here? 1426 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:01,872 Uh, it eats ass. 1427 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,243 You know, I remember I-- Back in the day, 1428 00:49:05,376 --> 00:49:07,145 I used to work at that, uh, you know that pizza parlor 1429 00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:08,613 -down there on Main Street? -Mm. 1430 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:10,515 You remember the one? Yeah. I-I used to work down there. 1431 00:49:10,648 --> 00:49:13,218 I loved it. You know, making the pizzas. 1432 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:14,885 Girls would come in, you know. 1433 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:17,222 It's like they just had to talk to me. 1434 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:18,223 Yeah. 1435 00:49:18,356 --> 00:49:19,757 Well, that's awesome. 1436 00:49:19,890 --> 00:49:22,994 I'm glad you got laid a lot at your pizza place. 1437 00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:27,265 All right. (sighs) Listen, Scott. 1438 00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:30,068 I-I know this is weird, okay? 1439 00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:32,703 You and your mom were alone together for a long time. 1440 00:49:32,837 --> 00:49:35,173 You got set in your ways, you know? 1441 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,208 You got used to things. 1442 00:49:37,342 --> 00:49:38,676 But I don't know, I just feel like 1443 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,511 your mother deserves more right now. 1444 00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:43,514 And I'm serious, I really think that I can make her happy, 1445 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,716 and she makes me happy. 1446 00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:48,286 So, I mean, that-that's a good thing, right? 1447 00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:50,688 Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a great thing. 1448 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,624 I... I want my mom to be happy more than anything, so... 1449 00:49:53,758 --> 00:49:55,193 Good. I do, too. 1450 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:57,462 So, uh, what's your sport? 1451 00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,564 -Uh, I like basketball. -Oh, yeah? 1452 00:49:59,697 --> 00:50:00,565 -Mm-hmm. -What position? 1453 00:50:00,698 --> 00:50:01,799 Uh, I played small forward. 1454 00:50:01,932 --> 00:50:03,068 -Small forward. -Yeah. 1455 00:50:03,201 --> 00:50:04,702 All right. I'm kind of a baseball guy myself. 1456 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,037 -Oh, yeah? -You like, uh... 1457 00:50:06,171 --> 00:50:07,305 I'm an old man. I like that stuff. 1458 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:08,706 I got season tickets to the Yankees. 1459 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,408 -No way. Really? That's cool. -Yeah. 1460 00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:11,642 I think it's Staten Island's year. 1461 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:13,578 Oh, Staten Island Yankees. 1462 00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:15,946 -Minor League. -Oh, absolutely. 1463 00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:18,449 I'm not gonna go pay to see those overpaid crybabies. 1464 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:20,551 They try harder at the Minor League level. 1465 00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:22,287 Plus, I'm a Red Sox fan. I'm never setting foot 1466 00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:23,888 -in that stadium. -Well, I-I should get back 1467 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,723 to work, uh, before I get yelled at. 1468 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:26,957 -Okay. Go ahead. -So, yeah. 1469 00:50:27,092 --> 00:50:28,426 -Absolutely. All right. -All right, man. 1470 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,428 Uh, enjoy the hot bread. 1471 00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:31,429 -MARGIE: Hey. -Okay, cool. 1472 00:50:31,562 --> 00:50:32,463 Hey. 1473 00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:34,065 What are you fellas talking about? 1474 00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:35,900 -Hey, Mom. -Oh, I was just asking Scott 1475 00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:38,103 if he wanted to go to a Yankee game sometime. 1476 00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,105 Oh, what did Scott say? 1477 00:50:41,139 --> 00:50:44,842 S-Scott... Scott said yeah. 1478 00:50:44,975 --> 00:50:46,644 SCOTT: All right, who's fighting tonight?! 1479 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,413 I want to fight somebody! 1480 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:49,847 Oh, I'm sorry, Pepe. 1481 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,916 Don't take this personally. 1482 00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:54,785 -(grunts) -MAN: Oh! 1483 00:50:54,919 --> 00:50:56,654 What happened? 1484 00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,689 That was just a jab. 1485 00:50:58,823 --> 00:51:00,158 Oh, it's okay, Pepe. 1486 00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:01,659 -It's all right. -You s-- You sure? 1487 00:51:01,792 --> 00:51:02,893 (groans) Yeah. 1488 00:51:03,027 --> 00:51:05,196 I-I mean, I never done that before, so... 1489 00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:07,298 I feel bad for you. 1490 00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:10,435 ("Down on the Corner" by Creedence Clearwater Revival) 1491 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:23,381 ♪ Down on the corner ♪ 1492 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:25,049 ♪ Out in the street ♪ 1493 00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:26,317 ♪ Willy and the Poor Boys... ♪ 1494 00:51:26,451 --> 00:51:28,119 -How you doing? Thank you. -(scanner beeps) 1495 00:51:28,253 --> 00:51:30,321 Thank you. Thank you. 1496 00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:32,223 -(crowd cheering) -♪ Rooster hits the washboard ♪ 1497 00:51:32,357 --> 00:51:34,392 ♪ And people just got to smile ♪ 1498 00:51:34,525 --> 00:51:38,863 ♪ Blinky thumps the gut bass and solos for a while ♪ 1499 00:51:38,996 --> 00:51:40,965 ♪ Poor Boy twangs the rhythm out... ♪ 1500 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,567 STADIUM ANNOUNCER: May I please remind you 1501 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:43,968 that there is no flash photography. 1502 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,337 RAY: How are you? How are you? You guys still sober? 1503 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:53,211 (crowd cheering) 1504 00:51:53,344 --> 00:51:56,147 -Shitty throw. Shitty throw, though. -That's how you do it! 1505 00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:58,249 All right, there we go. There we go. 1506 00:51:58,383 --> 00:52:00,084 SAVAGE: Let's go, baby, let's go. 1507 00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:01,319 PAPA: Look alive! 1508 00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:03,488 (women whooping, shouting) 1509 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:05,490 Think we're gonna take these pansy Spinners tonight? 1510 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:06,924 RAY: Oh, man, we can't take the Spinners, 1511 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:09,059 -you might as well just shut it down. -Mm. 1512 00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:10,161 We should just pack it in, 1513 00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:11,562 send these guys back to Single-A. 1514 00:52:11,696 --> 00:52:13,431 My kid's Little League team could give these guys 1515 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:14,465 a run for their money. 1516 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:17,668 These guys are all on the job, too. 1517 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,437 The old ballbuster here-- 1518 00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:21,038 he's the senior man of the house. 1519 00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:23,040 Did you call me a senior? 1520 00:52:23,174 --> 00:52:24,675 You're the one who's bald. 1521 00:52:24,809 --> 00:52:26,444 Come on, Papa. I'm just fucking around. 1522 00:52:26,577 --> 00:52:27,845 Hey, you want a hot dog? 1523 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,381 Oh, no, I can't. I, uh, I have Crohn's. 1524 00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:31,916 What's that? 1525 00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:34,452 It's, like, when the lining of your stomach is all messed up, 1526 00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:36,954 so it makes you shit all the time. 1527 00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:38,923 Oh, thanks for sharing. 1528 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,293 Next time, just say, "I don't want a hot dog." 1529 00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:43,994 All right, I'm just trying to spread awareness. 1530 00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:46,096 (crowd cheering) 1531 00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:47,598 RAY: There we go. There we go. 1532 00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:50,368 -Nice hit. Nice hit. -Looking good, guys. 1533 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:51,936 Way to hustle. 1534 00:52:52,069 --> 00:52:53,137 STADIUM ANNOUNCER: Number 26... 1535 00:52:53,271 --> 00:52:55,573 Hey, uh... 1536 00:52:55,706 --> 00:52:57,875 you ever think about putting on the jacket? 1537 00:52:59,377 --> 00:53:00,878 -(scoffs) No. -What are you laughing about? 1538 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:04,249 'Cause it's a stupid question, Ray. 1539 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:07,585 -What do you mean, stupid? -It's fucking stupid. 1540 00:53:07,718 --> 00:53:09,787 Would you ask the kids of that teacher who blew up in space 1541 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,188 if they want to be an astronaut? 1542 00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:13,658 Whoa, I don't think that lady had any kids, though. 1543 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:16,060 Yeah, I'm sure she didn't 'cause she died in space. 1544 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:19,330 It's hard to have kids when you're dead in space. 1545 00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:22,667 Look, I-I could tell you how I feel about firemen, 1546 00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:24,502 but I-I don't think you guys want to hear my opinion. 1547 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:26,437 -No, no, no, please tell us. -RAY: No, no. No, no, no. 1548 00:53:26,571 --> 00:53:28,439 -No. I want to hear it. -You don't got to do this, man. 1549 00:53:28,573 --> 00:53:29,807 -Come on. -All right, no. 1550 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:31,309 -Yeah. Okay, how about this? -Come on, you don't... 1551 00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:33,143 Uh, if you're a fireman, just don't have kids 1552 00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:34,579 or a family at all, okay? 1553 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,414 So that way, you don't fucking crush them 1554 00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:39,149 when you don't come home that one time, you know? 1555 00:53:39,284 --> 00:53:40,618 And-and you're just so selfish. 1556 00:53:40,751 --> 00:53:42,253 You just hang out with your boys all day 1557 00:53:42,387 --> 00:53:43,688 like it's a fucking frat house. 1558 00:53:43,821 --> 00:53:45,990 Half the time, you're not even putting out fires. 1559 00:53:46,123 --> 00:53:49,093 You're just jerking off, watching Scarface, okay? 1560 00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:51,095 -All right, take it easy, man. -No, I'm just saying. 1561 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:52,997 And it's wrong to tell a kid that you're gonna be there 1562 00:53:53,130 --> 00:53:54,399 for him for his whole entire life. 1563 00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:57,302 Yeah, but you miss graduation, your birthdays, okay? 1564 00:53:57,435 --> 00:53:58,869 Uh, my d-- my prom dances. 1565 00:53:59,003 --> 00:54:01,672 That's a very mean thing to do to children. 1566 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:02,873 And, uh, if you have a family, 1567 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,174 -y-you're an asshole. -No, listen, no. 1568 00:54:04,309 --> 00:54:05,476 Take it easy, take it easy. 1569 00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:07,478 -Well, that's one way to look at it. -Yeah. 1570 00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:08,813 Tell that to my dad. 1571 00:54:11,316 --> 00:54:15,286 Oh, but you can't, 'cause he's dead. 1572 00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,488 -Anybody got a good response to that? -(bat cracks) 1573 00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:20,124 -(crowd cheering) -Yeah! 1574 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,226 Again! 1575 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,328 Whoo! 1576 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:26,464 What a game. What a game. 1577 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,666 So, what, I shouldn't have kids? 1578 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:30,535 No, you... you should have kids. 1579 00:54:30,668 --> 00:54:31,836 I'm gonna have kids. 1580 00:54:31,969 --> 00:54:33,371 You know, maybe you should take a cue 1581 00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:35,573 from your shirt, you know? Smile. 1582 00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:38,409 Lighten up. 1583 00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:40,311 (chuckles) That's actually kind of funny. 1584 00:54:40,445 --> 00:54:41,912 Guy's all right. Why can't you be more like him? 1585 00:54:42,046 --> 00:54:43,348 He's all right. 1586 00:54:43,481 --> 00:54:45,683 Why can't you not embarrass me like this? 1587 00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:47,418 I'm sorry. 1588 00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:50,054 I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your friends. 1589 00:54:50,187 --> 00:54:51,689 (laughs) 1590 00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:55,660 (quietly): And just-just stick to your guns. 1591 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,061 All right? It'll be fine. 1592 00:54:57,194 --> 00:54:58,228 Hey. Hey! 1593 00:54:58,363 --> 00:54:59,263 Come on in. 1594 00:54:59,397 --> 00:55:00,998 Come have breakfast with us. 1595 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,734 I made pancakes, and I made the sausage that you like, 1596 00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:04,769 an omelet. 1597 00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:06,036 Come, come, come, come sit. 1598 00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:08,205 RAY: Man, these eggs are spectacular. 1599 00:55:08,339 --> 00:55:10,341 With the onions and the peppers. 1600 00:55:10,475 --> 00:55:13,243 I love it. I love it. (sniffs) 1601 00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:17,281 Did, uh, did he sp-spend the night? 1602 00:55:17,415 --> 00:55:18,916 MARGIE: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1603 00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:20,418 He slept here. 1604 00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:21,452 In this house. 1605 00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:23,287 I'm an adult. I can do that. 1606 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,255 (chuckles) 1607 00:55:25,390 --> 00:55:27,692 I-I need to talk to you about something. 1608 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:29,093 Okay. 1609 00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:30,895 I was thinking that it's time 1610 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,863 to think about getting your own apartment. 1611 00:55:32,997 --> 00:55:34,465 What? 1612 00:55:34,599 --> 00:55:36,300 W-Why would you say that? 1613 00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:38,068 Well... 1614 00:55:39,904 --> 00:55:41,572 You are so awesome. 1615 00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:45,576 And I think I've been there for you too much. 1616 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:48,546 'Cause sometimes in life, the thing that's motivating 1617 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:51,048 is when people don't have that safety net. 1618 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,917 Right, right, but I need that safety net 1619 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:54,318 'cause I don't have my shit together. 1620 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:56,153 So, like, uh, w-why are you doing this? 1621 00:55:56,286 --> 00:55:57,555 Is this 'cause of him? 1622 00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:00,157 No. 1623 00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:02,960 It's just you're 24 years old now. 1624 00:56:03,093 --> 00:56:06,764 24. I mean, Phelps had a fistful of gold medals by 24. 1625 00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,766 Why are you talking? 1626 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:11,235 I'm just giving you some perspective, that's all. 1627 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,671 You know, Wayne Gretzky had, like, 96 goals when he was 24. 1628 00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:15,773 W-What? 1629 00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:17,975 RAY: Roger Staubach graduated West Point, 1630 00:56:18,108 --> 00:56:21,245 won a Heisman Trophy, fought in the Vietnam War, 1631 00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:23,648 and then joined the Cowboys by the time he was 24. 1632 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:26,851 I don't know who that is, so, s-so who-who gives a fuck? 1633 00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:29,153 I think that maybe you're-you're ready 1634 00:56:29,286 --> 00:56:31,155 and you just don't even know it. 1635 00:56:31,288 --> 00:56:33,591 So, you're kicking me out? 1636 00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:34,992 No, no. 1637 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:37,428 I just want you to get your own apartment by summer. 1638 00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:39,464 Right, so you're kicking me out of the house. 1639 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,466 That's nine months from now. 1640 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,501 I mean, you-you could have a baby in nine months. 1641 00:56:43,634 --> 00:56:44,835 It's a long time. 1642 00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:46,771 Are you moving in? Are you trying to push me out? 1643 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,973 What, like, what did I do? I-I thought we were cool. 1644 00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:50,975 Scott, Scott, let's all be adults here. Come on. 1645 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:53,511 Your mother has worked very hard for a very long time. 1646 00:56:53,644 --> 00:56:55,179 And I'm gonna retire in a couple years, 1647 00:56:55,312 --> 00:56:59,049 so things are gonna change around here, but in a good way. 1648 00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:01,486 I mean, w-we think you-- that you can do great things. 1649 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:02,953 Yeah, I know I'm gonna do great things. 1650 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:05,523 But, like, I don't need you to tell me that, like... 1651 00:57:05,656 --> 00:57:06,857 This is-- What's going on? 1652 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:08,959 This is-- I-I... 1653 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:10,495 I don't like this. 1654 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:12,497 So, be that as it may, (chuckles) 1655 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:14,499 until you leave-- which is gonna be good for you 1656 00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:15,733 and it's gonna be motivating-- 1657 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,234 you're gonna have to pull your weight 1658 00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:18,736 a little more around here. 1659 00:57:18,869 --> 00:57:21,906 And one thing that we thought would help you contribute-- 1660 00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:24,374 would be easy, wouldn't be hard to do-- 1661 00:57:24,509 --> 00:57:27,745 is to help Ray bring his kids back and forth to school 1662 00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:30,748 when he can't do it because of work. 1663 00:57:30,881 --> 00:57:32,817 Like now. 1664 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,251 Like today. 1665 00:57:34,384 --> 00:57:35,886 (chuckles) 1666 00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:38,222 You're joking, right? 1667 00:57:38,355 --> 00:57:41,058 You want me to take your kid to school? 1668 00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:43,093 The kid that I tattooed? 1669 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:46,430 I got two kids. The other one's seven. 1670 00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:48,232 You're gonna make me babysit your kids? 1671 00:57:48,365 --> 00:57:51,101 Do-- I'm on-- I do drugs. 1672 00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:53,871 Well, looks like you're walking. 1673 00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:55,873 And thank you. 1674 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:58,876 I'm not cool with any of this, okay? 1675 00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:00,778 And-and where do you expect me to live? 1676 00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:02,279 And w-with what money? (stammers) 1677 00:58:02,412 --> 00:58:04,114 You know I'm a fucking bum, right? 1678 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:06,350 Yo, this is fucked up! Seriously. 1679 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:10,487 Especially after last night, all that bonding boy bullshit. 1680 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,523 You're full of shit, man. 1681 00:58:12,657 --> 00:58:14,458 You're a fucking liar. 1682 00:58:14,592 --> 00:58:17,294 I'm gonna go walk your kids. 1683 00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:19,697 No, I'm not fucking letting you take 'em. 1684 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,932 Fuck you. Who the fuck are you? 1685 00:58:22,066 --> 00:58:23,634 SCOTT: Yeah, I-I agree with you completely. 1686 00:58:23,768 --> 00:58:25,302 Why-- 'cause that-- It was Ray's idea. 1687 00:58:25,435 --> 00:58:26,871 I don't think I should be taking them, either. 1688 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,038 I agree with you. 1689 00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:32,042 Are you a weirdo? 1690 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,443 Oh, the weirdest. 1691 00:58:33,578 --> 00:58:35,045 Nobody's weirder than me. 1692 00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:37,447 See, a weirdo wouldn't say that. 1693 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:39,416 A weirdo would deny it. 1694 00:58:39,550 --> 00:58:42,753 So, do I have to take 'em or...? 1695 00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:45,155 (exhales sharply) 1696 00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:46,223 Yes. 1697 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:48,392 God, no. 1698 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,227 I mean, (scoffs) Ray was supposed to do it. 1699 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,629 I can't fucking do it. 1700 00:58:51,762 --> 00:58:53,263 Their schools start half an hour apart 1701 00:58:53,397 --> 00:58:54,799 on the other side of town. 1702 00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:56,601 (Gina sighs) 1703 00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:02,673 So, your mom is banging my ex? 1704 00:59:02,807 --> 00:59:04,809 Yeah, I'm not thrilled about it, either. 1705 00:59:04,942 --> 00:59:07,477 Yeah, well, you shouldn't be. 1706 00:59:07,612 --> 00:59:09,647 -(sighs) -Harold. Kelly. 1707 00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:11,181 Come here. Come here. 1708 00:59:11,315 --> 00:59:14,184 There's something, something kind of fun. 1709 00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:15,620 Come here. Come here. 1710 00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:17,421 -Oh, hey, man. -(clears throat) 1711 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:20,591 So, this is Harold, and this is Kelly. 1712 00:59:20,725 --> 00:59:23,160 And, uh, this is... 1713 00:59:24,228 --> 00:59:25,763 Scott. 1714 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,932 Scott. He's gonna be taking care of you. 1715 00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:30,134 -Okay? It... -Nice to meet you, Scott. 1716 00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:32,336 Hi, Harold. It's nice to meet you. 1717 00:59:32,469 --> 00:59:34,104 For the very first time. 1718 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:35,940 GINA: If he does anything weird, 1719 00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,274 you tell me. 1720 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,310 Even if he tells you not to tell me, you tell me. 1721 00:59:40,444 --> 00:59:44,348 I'm pretty sure he's not weird, but I could be wrong. 1722 00:59:44,481 --> 00:59:45,449 'Kay? 1723 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:46,617 -Love you. -Okay. 1724 00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:47,685 -Love you, Mom. -Seriously. 1725 00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:49,119 Love you, Mom. Bye. 1726 00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:50,320 Pay attention. 1727 00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:52,690 Got it. 1728 00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:54,825 GINA: Hold both their hands! 1729 00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:00,030 Thank you. 1730 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,466 Look both ways. Look both ways! 1731 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,534 (quietly): Tell her to stop. 1732 01:00:04,669 --> 01:00:07,037 God! 1733 01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:09,173 So, w-what do you like to do, Harold? 1734 01:00:09,306 --> 01:00:11,541 I like superheroes. 1735 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:13,410 Well, so does everybody. 1736 01:00:13,543 --> 01:00:15,245 No, I make up my own. 1737 01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:17,081 Oh, yeah? What kind? 1738 01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:18,582 Ice Flash. 1739 01:00:18,716 --> 01:00:20,851 What does he do? 1740 01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:25,222 He freezes stuff and shoots ice at people. 1741 01:00:26,556 --> 01:00:28,192 Oh, well, that's not gonna work. 1742 01:00:28,325 --> 01:00:29,459 Why not? 1743 01:00:29,593 --> 01:00:31,361 I could just use a hair dryer and ruin him. 1744 01:00:31,495 --> 01:00:33,030 (stammers) Keep thinking, though. 1745 01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,032 What do you got? What do you like to do? 1746 01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:37,067 -I like to sing. -You do? 1747 01:00:37,201 --> 01:00:39,069 Could-could you sing for me? 1748 01:00:39,203 --> 01:00:40,537 Sure. 1749 01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:44,341 ♪ Oh, what a beautiful morning ♪ 1750 01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:45,342 Yes. 1751 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:48,345 ♪ Oh, what a beautiful day ♪ 1752 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:49,346 All right. 1753 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:53,884 ♪ I've got a wonderful feeling ♪ 1754 01:00:54,018 --> 01:00:57,521 ♪ Everything's going my way. ♪ 1755 01:00:57,654 --> 01:00:59,223 That shit was dope. High five. 1756 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:00,490 She's a good singer. 1757 01:01:00,624 --> 01:01:02,727 I don't agree with the sentiment of the song, 1758 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,428 but it was really great. 1759 01:01:04,561 --> 01:01:07,597 Anyway, have a great day at school. 1760 01:01:07,732 --> 01:01:10,200 Uh... I hope it's not shitty, 1761 01:01:10,334 --> 01:01:13,137 and, um, yeah, give your, uh, sister a kiss goodbye. 1762 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:15,773 -We don't do that. -Just do it. 1763 01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:21,611 -See? Wasn't that nice? -(school bell ringing) 1764 01:01:21,746 --> 01:01:23,613 Now, if she dies tomorrow, you'll remember that, 1765 01:01:23,748 --> 01:01:24,982 that you kissed her goodbye. 1766 01:01:25,115 --> 01:01:26,650 Have a good day at school. 1767 01:01:26,784 --> 01:01:29,286 -Later, man. -Pay attention. 1768 01:01:29,419 --> 01:01:31,722 -Why would I die? -I don't know. 1769 01:01:31,856 --> 01:01:33,290 You never know what's gonna happen. 1770 01:01:33,423 --> 01:01:35,059 Think you're immortal? 1771 01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:39,764 This. It's this one. 1772 01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:41,766 Okay. All right. 1773 01:01:41,899 --> 01:01:43,600 (kids chattering) 1774 01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:45,836 Well, have a good day, okay? 1775 01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:47,471 -KELLY: Okay. -I'll see you soon, I guess. 1776 01:01:47,604 --> 01:01:49,639 -Can-can I help you? -Oh, hi. 1777 01:01:49,774 --> 01:01:51,008 I'm-I'm Ray's friend. 1778 01:01:51,141 --> 01:01:53,377 I was just here to bring her here. 1779 01:01:54,912 --> 01:01:57,181 -You-you know Ray? -I know Ray a little bit. 1780 01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:59,583 He's kind of, like, banging my mom. (chuckles) 1781 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,151 -(chuckles) -So, yeah, I'm just, you know, 1782 01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:02,186 just dropping her off. 1783 01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:04,188 Did you sign in at the office? 1784 01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:06,290 No. I didn't even know you had an office. 1785 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:08,325 Okay, um... 1786 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:09,860 Kelly? You okay? 1787 01:02:09,994 --> 01:02:11,295 Yeah. 1788 01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:12,662 -You sure? -Yeah. 1789 01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:14,264 You know you can tell me. 1790 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:16,133 I'm okay. 1791 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:17,534 Do you know him? 1792 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:18,635 Yeah, kind of. 1793 01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:20,704 He's a new friend. 1794 01:02:20,838 --> 01:02:22,773 Okay. 1795 01:02:22,907 --> 01:02:24,842 Oh, I trained her in the car. She's not gonna break. 1796 01:02:24,975 --> 01:02:26,176 -(chuckles nervously) -I'm just kidding. 1797 01:02:26,310 --> 01:02:27,845 It's, uh... I'm not gonna hurt her. 1798 01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:29,613 Um, but have a great day. I just... 1799 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,216 No, uh, actually, could you, uh, set up the paints? 1800 01:02:32,349 --> 01:02:33,650 -No. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1801 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:35,019 -Uh, and just wash these brushes. -No. 1802 01:02:35,152 --> 01:02:36,286 -Thank you so much. -No. No. 1803 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,388 -Thank you! -No. 1804 01:02:38,522 --> 01:02:40,524 (hard rock music playing) 1805 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:46,763 (tattoo gun buzzing) 1806 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,575 Did-did you happen to get a chance 1807 01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:01,145 -to take a look at the, uh... -Yeah, I looked at your book. 1808 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:04,314 I mean, I drew like that, too, when I was 14. 1809 01:03:04,448 --> 01:03:06,884 From what I saw, you don't really have the basics, 1810 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,819 so you got to figure that out. 1811 01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:10,254 Well, yeah, that's why I'm here. 1812 01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:12,589 I mean, I was hoping I can learn from you. 1813 01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:15,025 Right, well, um, you'd be my apprentice. 1814 01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:16,526 Uh, you'll be a slave to the shop. 1815 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:19,229 -Hey, man. As long as I get to tattoo people, right? -No. 1816 01:03:19,363 --> 01:03:21,866 Never. Until I say. 1817 01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:24,334 Uh, you'll be sterilizing needles, washing my car, 1818 01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:25,535 taking the trash out. 1819 01:03:25,669 --> 01:03:27,237 I mean, you're basically our bitch. 1820 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:29,039 So, how much will I be, like, making here? 1821 01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:31,008 -Dick. -Dick. 1822 01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:32,509 Okay, well... 1823 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,912 It's a long line of people who want this job, man. 1824 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:37,381 How do I, like, pay my rent? 1825 01:03:37,514 --> 01:03:41,451 (exhales sharply) That one right there is not my problem. 1826 01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:42,953 It's your first day, you're already complaining. 1827 01:03:43,087 --> 01:03:44,088 It's kind of weird, huh? 1828 01:03:44,221 --> 01:03:45,890 Yeah, let's not do this. 1829 01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:48,025 You should take a walk. 1830 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:50,627 -Pussy. -All right. 1831 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,629 Well, could I ask you a question? 1832 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:54,064 If I did work here? 1833 01:03:54,198 --> 01:03:55,365 Why is he still here? 1834 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,201 Let's say some idiot walks in, right? 1835 01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:59,203 And he wants to get a tattoo of a Confederate flag 1836 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,604 wrapped around the Grim Reaper. 1837 01:04:00,737 --> 01:04:02,372 You could tell that guy to go fuck himself, right? 1838 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:04,141 'Cause that's a ridiculous tattoo to ask for. 1839 01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:06,743 SHOP OWNER: It's not my place to judge people, man. 1840 01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:08,245 I don't do that. 1841 01:04:08,378 --> 01:04:10,480 Well, what if another guy walked in and he wanted to get 1842 01:04:10,614 --> 01:04:12,116 a tattoo of his dead friend James on his chest, right? 1843 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:13,884 But you know James, and you don't want 1844 01:04:14,018 --> 01:04:15,886 to give him the tattoo, 'cause you know James 1845 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:17,154 and he's an asshole and that the world's 1846 01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:18,388 better off without him. 1847 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:19,756 -What do you do then? -You have a death wish? 1848 01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:20,857 No, I don't have a death wish. 1849 01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:22,792 But that lady on the motorcycle does. 1850 01:04:22,927 --> 01:04:24,261 She's not even wearing any underwear. 1851 01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:25,930 -She's gonna burn her pussy. -Do you want to do this? 1852 01:04:26,063 --> 01:04:27,231 You really want to fucking do this? 1853 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:28,398 I don't want to do anything with you. 1854 01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:29,433 I just want to know who killed James. 1855 01:04:29,566 --> 01:04:30,600 Was it the Confederate flag man? 1856 01:04:30,734 --> 01:04:32,269 Was it the motorcycle lady? 1857 01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:35,339 I got to be honest, Kelsey, you look exactly like your picture. 1858 01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:37,975 You're kind of thicker, more robust. 1859 01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:39,476 (laughs): Oh, thank you. 1860 01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:40,744 -Yeah. -It's a compliment. 1861 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,780 You look a little bit like Antonio Banderas, 1862 01:04:43,914 --> 01:04:45,082 if I squint really hard. 1863 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:46,350 Oh, please squint all night long. 1864 01:04:46,483 --> 01:04:47,817 -(laughs) -That's great. 1865 01:04:47,952 --> 01:04:49,419 -Chelsea, you are-- I mean, Kelsey, I'm sorry. -(laughs) 1866 01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:50,754 -Th-That's all right. It's only... -Yeah, you know. 1867 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:51,788 What's your name again? 1868 01:04:51,922 --> 01:04:52,789 -I forgot already. -Um, it's Jake. 1869 01:04:52,923 --> 01:04:53,790 Sorry about that. 1870 01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:54,992 So, uh, w-what do you do? 1871 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,626 KELSEY: Oh, I'm studying to work in the city. 1872 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,928 -JAKE: Oh. -Um, I want to make 1873 01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:00,664 Staten Island, like, a great place again. 1874 01:05:00,797 --> 01:05:03,467 Staten Island's already cool. What are you talking about? 1875 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,102 Yeah, it is. (chuckles) 1876 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,937 -Yeah. Yeah, it is. -You're the first person here to say that. 1877 01:05:07,071 --> 01:05:08,605 JAKE: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 1878 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:09,773 It's the best place on Earth. 1879 01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:11,608 Well, at least on the East Coast, I think. 1880 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:12,776 Excuse me. 1881 01:05:13,810 --> 01:05:15,012 Oh, hey. 1882 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,013 -Hey. -Hi. 1883 01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:18,148 -Hello. -Hey. 1884 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:21,351 -Hey. -Hey. 1885 01:05:21,485 --> 01:05:24,488 Uh, would you guys like, uh, still or sparkling water? 1886 01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:27,191 Um, you pick. 1887 01:05:27,324 --> 01:05:28,725 Uh, I'm more of a sparkling guy, 1888 01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:29,859 -so sparkling. -Sparkling it is. 1889 01:05:29,994 --> 01:05:31,328 But I do like tequila, so if I could 1890 01:05:31,461 --> 01:05:33,197 get just a Patrón, you know, with a rock. 1891 01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:35,199 -That cool with you? -That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. 1892 01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:36,733 -Yeah? Cool. Yeah, I prefer a tequila. -Cool. 1893 01:05:36,866 --> 01:05:38,668 Tequila and rock. You guys want, like, warm bread or... 1894 01:05:38,802 --> 01:05:41,305 uh, olive oil? 1895 01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:43,007 JAKE: Warm bread. 1896 01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:44,741 Oh. 1897 01:05:44,874 --> 01:05:47,978 -Bro, did you scare off another customer? -(Scott sighs) 1898 01:05:48,112 --> 01:05:49,646 What's wrong with you? 1899 01:05:49,779 --> 01:05:51,348 I'm so sorry about that. 1900 01:05:51,481 --> 01:05:53,850 He has, like, nepotism, you know? 1901 01:05:53,984 --> 01:05:55,185 Is that a disease? 1902 01:05:55,319 --> 01:05:57,354 Yeah, it's a bad one. 1903 01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:58,922 I brought that guy here to make you jealous. 1904 01:05:59,056 --> 01:06:00,024 You could give a fuck. 1905 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:01,758 T-To make me jea... 1906 01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:03,927 -You don't seem jealous or upset at all. -I do care. 1907 01:06:04,061 --> 01:06:05,362 Of course I care. 1908 01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:06,763 I chose the hottest guy on Tinder. 1909 01:06:06,896 --> 01:06:08,165 Look at me. Look at me. 1910 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:09,299 Look at my tits. 1911 01:06:09,433 --> 01:06:10,700 There is literally the Eiffel Tower-- 1912 01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:12,036 it's holding them up in here. 1913 01:06:12,169 --> 01:06:13,337 You look great. I'm... 1914 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:14,404 Thank you. 1915 01:06:14,538 --> 01:06:15,705 Please don't cry here. Please. 1916 01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:17,274 You look awful. 1917 01:06:17,407 --> 01:06:18,908 What? What do you mean? What are you... 1918 01:06:19,043 --> 01:06:22,046 Your skin looks see-through and the circles around your eyes 1919 01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:24,281 are so dark you look like an anorexic panda. 1920 01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:26,250 I-- Well, I-I know. 1921 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:27,851 -I know I do. -I don't know. 1922 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,220 You always look sick and pale like you have a disease 1923 01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:32,356 but you don't know it yet, but you literally look like 1924 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:34,058 if I touched you, you'd just turn to dust. 1925 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:35,592 I'm sorry. I-I'm not doing very well. 1926 01:06:35,725 --> 01:06:37,761 -(sighs) -I-I'm not, you know-- I... 1927 01:06:37,894 --> 01:06:39,629 Well, what do I tell your date? 1928 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:41,431 I don't know. Tell him to fuck off. 1929 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:44,268 I met him ten minutes ago. He's a DJ. 1930 01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:48,905 (sighs) 1931 01:06:50,740 --> 01:06:53,577 HAROLD: Why do you not think ice is a good superpower? 1932 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,812 It's amazing. I mean... 1933 01:06:55,945 --> 01:06:58,915 Ice Flash can do anything with his ice. 1934 01:06:59,049 --> 01:07:00,584 And it's indestructible 1935 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,119 'cause it's superhero ice. 1936 01:07:02,252 --> 01:07:05,555 He can make giant shields that reflect anything. 1937 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:09,226 He can make giant ice tanks, 1938 01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:12,062 giant ice planes and giant jets, 1939 01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:14,331 helicopters that shoot giant missiles. 1940 01:07:14,464 --> 01:07:17,301 I mean, think of all the possibilities. 1941 01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:19,303 SCOTT: That's actually kind of cool. 1942 01:07:19,436 --> 01:07:20,970 -HAROLD: Thanks. -You came up with that? 1943 01:07:21,105 --> 01:07:22,739 Yeah. 1944 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,841 You're getting, like, really good at this. 1945 01:07:24,974 --> 01:07:26,076 Thanks. 1946 01:07:26,210 --> 01:07:28,011 What color is his shield? 1947 01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:30,180 It's, well, the color of ice. 1948 01:07:30,314 --> 01:07:32,316 Well, what's the color of ice? Is it, like, see-through? 1949 01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:35,119 Like, light blue ice or is it like...? 1950 01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:37,187 It's blue ice 'cause it's... 1951 01:07:37,321 --> 01:07:40,090 -it's, like, superhero ice, and it's cool. -Right. 1952 01:07:40,224 --> 01:07:42,092 OSCAR: You remember that kid Ronnie? 1953 01:07:42,226 --> 01:07:44,261 His uncle owns the pharmacy. 1954 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,663 He gave me the key. We're gonna load up on oxys. 1955 01:07:46,796 --> 01:07:48,132 So, we're robbers now. That's our future. 1956 01:07:48,265 --> 01:07:50,700 Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. We're gonna do this one time. 1957 01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,802 Get the money to seed our dreams. 1958 01:07:52,936 --> 01:07:54,338 Get that venture capital. 1959 01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,873 Open that tattoo restaurant you wanted. 1960 01:07:57,006 --> 01:07:58,775 It's not that big a deal. Jay-Z did it. 1961 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,844 He sold crack to fund his rap career. 1962 01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:02,879 Aren't most of Jay-Z's friends, like, dead or in jail? 1963 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:05,515 Yeah, but we're Jay-Z in this situation. 1964 01:08:05,649 --> 01:08:07,517 We're not Jay-Z's friends. 1965 01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:09,986 We can't all be Jay-Z. 1966 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,522 There can't be four Jay-Zs. That doesn't make any sense. 1967 01:08:12,656 --> 01:08:13,890 You guys know I'd do anything for you, right? 1968 01:08:14,023 --> 01:08:14,958 OSCAR: Thank you. 1969 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,493 -Appreciate you. -Just not this. I'm out. 1970 01:08:16,626 --> 01:08:17,894 OSCAR: What are you talking about? 1971 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:19,563 -RICHIE: What? -This is crazy. 1972 01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:21,565 Hey, we need you, all right? You're the lookout. 1973 01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:23,167 Literally anybody can be the lookout. 1974 01:08:23,300 --> 01:08:24,901 -I don't need to be a part of this. -No, no, no, no, no, no. 1975 01:08:25,034 --> 01:08:26,703 We need you. You're our best friend. 1976 01:08:26,836 --> 01:08:28,037 -We trust you. -Wha-- 1977 01:08:28,172 --> 01:08:29,906 Well, best friends don't make other best friends 1978 01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:31,641 do stupid illegal shit. 1979 01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,643 You make me do stupid shit for you all the time. 1980 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:35,379 -Like what? -Uh, I don't know. 1981 01:08:35,512 --> 01:08:36,646 What about the time when you thought 1982 01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:37,881 -you had testicular cancer? -Here we go. 1983 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:39,249 -Knew this was gonna come up. -All right? 1984 01:08:39,383 --> 01:08:41,985 And then I drive over and you make me touch your nuts. 1985 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,321 I would've done it for you, bro. 1986 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:46,323 You're like, "Hey, yo, there's something wrong with my ass." 1987 01:08:46,456 --> 01:08:48,024 -I'd be like, "Yo, bend over." -Come on. 1988 01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:49,926 After everything we've done for you? 1989 01:08:50,059 --> 01:08:51,261 IGOR: What do you do for me? 1990 01:08:51,395 --> 01:08:52,862 I let you tattoo my whole body. 1991 01:08:52,996 --> 01:08:54,331 So what? You love my tattoos. 1992 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,032 You use me as a human sketchbook. 1993 01:08:56,166 --> 01:08:57,734 I-I-I-I don't, really. 1994 01:08:57,867 --> 01:09:00,003 I don't. Not as much as I say I do. 1995 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,339 I'm out of here. My bad. 1996 01:09:03,373 --> 01:09:04,674 You know what? 1997 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:05,942 You're a real bitch! 1998 01:09:06,075 --> 01:09:07,444 -You're a bitch! -IGOR: Shh. 1999 01:09:07,577 --> 01:09:09,513 OSCAR: Yo, don't shush me. 2000 01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:11,047 -RAY: Oh. -MARGIE: My God, look how excited she is. 2001 01:09:11,181 --> 01:09:13,283 -RAY: I'm assuming that's her. -I started running too early! 2002 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:14,884 -(laughs) -(squeals) 2003 01:09:15,018 --> 01:09:16,853 (Margie and Claire laughing) 2004 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:19,055 Hey! Oh. 2005 01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:20,557 Oh, oh, oh, you're so skinny. 2006 01:09:20,690 --> 01:09:21,791 -Have you been eating? -Yeah. 2007 01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:23,059 -Hi. -Hey. 2008 01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:25,195 How are you? 2009 01:09:25,329 --> 01:09:26,463 This is Ray. 2010 01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:27,731 -Hey. How you doing? -CLAIRE: Oh. 2011 01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:29,132 -Nice to finally meet you. -Nice to meet you. 2012 01:09:29,266 --> 01:09:30,467 Yeah, I feel like I already know you. 2013 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:31,968 Your mom talks about you all the time. 2014 01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:33,870 -Oh, God. (laughs) -Oh. 2015 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:35,939 No, only good stuff, only good stuff. 2016 01:09:36,072 --> 01:09:38,575 Should we go eat? I am so sick of eating off a tray. 2017 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,210 -You hungry? -Yeah, I could eat. 2018 01:09:40,344 --> 01:09:42,279 -Could always eat. -Uh-huh. 2019 01:09:42,412 --> 01:09:43,480 RAY: Beautiful school. 2020 01:09:43,613 --> 01:09:45,815 "Yeah, I could eat. I could always eat." 2021 01:09:45,949 --> 01:09:47,116 Fucking asshole. 2022 01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:48,918 RAY: Look at those two angels, huh? 2023 01:09:49,052 --> 01:09:50,454 -SCOTT: Yeah, I know them. -Yeah. -(women exclaiming) 2024 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,489 -Mm-hmm. -You walk them to school, don't you? -(chuckles) 2025 01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:53,890 -Yeah, I know who they are. -CLAIRE: Oh, my God. 2026 01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:56,626 -She's so cute. -Look. Look at those curls. 2027 01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,295 We took them to see Stomp Off-Broadway. 2028 01:09:58,428 --> 01:09:59,796 -They went crazy! -JOANNE: Oh, my God. 2029 01:09:59,929 --> 01:10:00,930 I love Stomp. 2030 01:10:01,064 --> 01:10:02,666 What's Stomp? What is that? 2031 01:10:02,799 --> 01:10:03,833 It's the greatest musical of all time. 2032 01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:05,101 JOANNE: Yeah, it's, like, that show where 2033 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:06,936 people play the drums on, like, garbage cans 2034 01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:08,805 and, like, tap with broomsticks. 2035 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,139 -Stuff around the house. -Yeah. 2036 01:10:10,274 --> 01:10:11,608 -(drums on table) -Like, you just see a toaster, 2037 01:10:11,741 --> 01:10:13,076 we make an English muffin. 2038 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,745 -They-they see a whole song. It's incredible. -(laughter) 2039 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,681 I know a homeless guy that plays trash can lids 2040 01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:19,683 on the subway, for a dollar. 2041 01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:22,519 And then he took a shit on the platform. 2042 01:10:22,652 --> 01:10:24,621 Oh. Well, you know. 2043 01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:27,090 I don't know if he's gonna get a Tony for that, but... 2044 01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,158 Maybe if they keep practicing and get an adult diaper, 2045 01:10:29,293 --> 01:10:31,961 they can, uh, get to Broadway someday. 2046 01:10:32,095 --> 01:10:33,797 (laughter) 2047 01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:35,131 -JOANNE: Yeah. -(Margie chuckles) 2048 01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:37,200 So, are you guys really serious? 2049 01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:38,835 Uh-oh. 2050 01:10:40,103 --> 01:10:41,471 -(Claire chuckles) -Well, actually, 2051 01:10:41,605 --> 01:10:46,476 I'm going up to Boston to meet his parents at Thanksgiving. 2052 01:10:46,610 --> 01:10:48,778 -Oh. -SCOTT: What? You're going to Boston to-- 2053 01:10:48,912 --> 01:10:50,680 for Thanksgiving? To wha-- 2054 01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,015 Well, where-where am I gonna go? 2055 01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:53,483 -Ah, you'll come. You can come. -CLAIRE: Yeah, me, too. 2056 01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:55,552 -We can all go. -Yeah, we'd love to have you up there. -Oh. 2057 01:10:55,685 --> 01:10:57,487 You think you're gonna get married again? (chuckles) 2058 01:10:57,621 --> 01:10:59,523 Oh, boy, look what I got us into. 2059 01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:01,057 -Claire. -(Claire chuckles) 2060 01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:02,392 RAY: Well, you know what? I'll... 2061 01:11:02,526 --> 01:11:04,561 I'll, uh, I'll answer that, you know? 2062 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:06,796 A couple of months ago, I would've said no, but... 2063 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:08,732 Uh, can we go? 2064 01:11:08,865 --> 01:11:09,733 MARGIE: Scott. 2065 01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:10,734 Don't be rude. 2066 01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:11,968 Me? I'm not being rude. 2067 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,403 He's talking the entire time. 2068 01:11:13,537 --> 01:11:14,538 Wha-- He's the one being rude. 2069 01:11:14,671 --> 01:11:15,772 RAY: Was just making conversation. 2070 01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:17,273 MARGIE: Okay, so what did you want to say? 2071 01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:19,142 -Cut this shit. -Tell us now. -SCOTT: All I wanted to say 2072 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,744 was I think it's time to go, okay? 2073 01:11:20,877 --> 01:11:22,379 I had a great time. This is wonderful. 2074 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:23,580 I think we all bonded. 2075 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,815 It's time to leave now, all right? 2076 01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,484 Well, we're going to a party later, 2077 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,052 if you want to come with us. 2078 01:11:29,185 --> 01:11:30,454 You just can't embarrass me. 2079 01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:32,188 Sure, whatever. Let's just get the fuck out of here. 2080 01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:36,760 He's in a good mood. 2081 01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:39,763 Try doing it your entire life. 2082 01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:40,997 ("Uproar" by Lil Wayne featuring Swizz Beatz playing) 2083 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,566 -We're gonna have a good night. -Oh, yeah. 2084 01:11:42,699 --> 01:11:44,434 No, we're not. I hate college parties. 2085 01:11:44,568 --> 01:11:46,269 You've never been to a college party. 2086 01:11:46,403 --> 01:11:47,837 Come on, just enjoy it. 2087 01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:50,574 -Relax. Go with it, okay? -Yes, relax. 2088 01:11:50,707 --> 01:11:53,076 ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go, bow ♪ 2089 01:11:53,209 --> 01:11:55,178 ♪ Get the fuck, though, I don't bluff, bro ♪ 2090 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:57,614 ♪ Aiming at your head like a buffalo ♪ 2091 01:11:57,747 --> 01:12:00,717 ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go... ♪ 2092 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:01,918 What's your major? 2093 01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:05,054 It's, uh, uh, evolutionary sociology 2094 01:12:05,188 --> 01:12:07,591 with-with a splash of bio. 2095 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:09,793 Oh. I-I didn't know you could do that. 2096 01:12:09,926 --> 01:12:12,061 Yeah, you can do whatever the fuck you want. It's college. 2097 01:12:12,195 --> 01:12:14,398 ♪ I don't huff, though, yellow diamonds up close ♪ 2098 01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:15,699 ♪ Catch a sunstroke ♪ 2099 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:18,702 ♪ At your front door with a gun stowed ♪ 2100 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:20,404 ♪ Put the green in the bag like a lawn mower ♪ 2101 01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,572 ♪ Hair trigger pulled back like a cornrow ♪ 2102 01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:25,074 ♪ What the fuck, bro? Where the love go? ♪ 2103 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,810 I like your tattoos. 2104 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,311 I'm an actress, so, like, I don't think 2105 01:12:28,445 --> 01:12:29,779 I can get that many tattoos, because, like, 2106 01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:32,148 what if I get cast as, like, an angelic role? 2107 01:12:32,281 --> 01:12:34,584 Like, I'm kind of, like, a young Winona Ryder. 2108 01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:37,554 So, like, I could play those parts, and, like, also, like, 2109 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:39,088 back when Shakespeare was writing plays, like... 2110 01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:40,624 ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go ♪ 2111 01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:43,159 ♪ Bow, get the fuck, though, I don't bluff, bro ♪ 2112 01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,128 ♪ Aiming at your head like a buffalo ♪ 2113 01:12:45,261 --> 01:12:47,263 -What do you think? -What is that? 2114 01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:50,066 It's a butthole. 2115 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:51,601 -Get it? -Oh, my God. 2116 01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:54,170 ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go? ♪ 2117 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:55,605 ♪ Oh! ♪ 2118 01:12:55,739 --> 01:12:57,340 -Uh-huh. -So, we're talking about how the one percent 2119 01:12:57,474 --> 01:12:59,409 keeps, like, getting bigger and bigger and bigger, 2120 01:12:59,543 --> 01:13:02,679 and the wealth inequality is just out of control, 2121 01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:06,349 and we can't continue with capitalism this way. 2122 01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:08,752 Yeah, I'm s-- I'm sick of the rat race. 2123 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,754 Yeah, no, exactly. 2124 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,321 Like, what happened to the American dream? 2125 01:13:12,456 --> 01:13:15,191 I know. It's like an American nightmare now. 2126 01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:16,926 -(laughs): Oh, my-- Yeah, exa... -Right? 2127 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:20,296 ♪ What the fuck, though? Where the love go? ♪ 2128 01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:22,432 ♪ Five, four, three, two, I let one go, bow ♪ 2129 01:13:22,566 --> 01:13:24,267 -Bring it-- Oh, shit! -Oh! Oh, shit! 2130 01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,535 Oh, shit! 2131 01:13:25,669 --> 01:13:28,171 (shouting frantically) 2132 01:13:28,304 --> 01:13:29,439 That was fucking fun. 2133 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:31,207 (laughs): I know. It was so fun. 2134 01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:32,809 Yeah, like, I feel like, 2135 01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:34,978 I feel like I kind of fit in for once, you know? 2136 01:13:35,111 --> 01:13:37,046 And not everybody hated me for the first time. 2137 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:38,682 You should come here. 2138 01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:40,884 Yeah? You think I can get into a place like this? 2139 01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,719 I mean, you'd need a good GPA. 2140 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:44,220 Yeah, well, I don't have a good one of those. 2141 01:13:44,353 --> 01:13:45,689 I-I didn't even graduate high school. 2142 01:13:45,822 --> 01:13:47,123 Don't you have to graduate high school to go to college? 2143 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,958 Yeah, but it's not, like, too late to do that. 2144 01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:51,661 All right, even so, you know, I-I'm a little too old. 2145 01:13:51,795 --> 01:13:53,296 I'd look like a narc, you know? 2146 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,798 I would look creepy in the corner. 2147 01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:56,966 -Everybody'd be like, "What's that guy doing here?" -(scoffs) 2148 01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:59,202 Everybody here is so old. 2149 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,837 All right, well, I'm fucking stupid, Claire, okay? 2150 01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:02,305 Is that what you want me to say? 2151 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:04,641 I can't pay attention. I can't sit still, okay? 2152 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,242 I'm stupid. I'm a dumb idiot. 2153 01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,377 I would have to work ten times harder than those people. 2154 01:14:08,512 --> 01:14:09,913 And everybody would fucking make fun of me, 2155 01:14:10,046 --> 01:14:12,516 and I'm not ready to deal with that again, all right? So, no. 2156 01:14:12,649 --> 01:14:13,517 So, that's it? 2157 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,752 Huh? 2158 01:14:15,885 --> 01:14:17,186 That's how long you're gonna think about 2159 01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:18,588 going to college for? 2160 01:14:18,722 --> 01:14:20,189 I mean, that was, like, a 40-second walk. 2161 01:14:20,323 --> 01:14:21,825 Uh, that's a lot of consideration, don't you think? 2162 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,426 Okay. 2163 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,529 -It's your journey. -Indeed. 2164 01:14:25,662 --> 01:14:28,164 Now, let's get down to brass tacks, all right? 2165 01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:29,599 W-What are we gonna do about Ray? 2166 01:14:29,733 --> 01:14:31,501 -What do you mean? -Don't act stupid. 2167 01:14:31,635 --> 01:14:34,771 I mean, h-how are we gonna, you know, 2168 01:14:34,904 --> 01:14:36,439 get Mom to break up with him? 2169 01:14:36,573 --> 01:14:38,074 I think he seems fine. 2170 01:14:38,207 --> 01:14:40,209 -You think he's fine? -What do you want? 2171 01:14:40,343 --> 01:14:42,378 It's Mom's choice to make. We don't need to get involved. 2172 01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:44,447 Yeah, I know, but we should still protect her. 2173 01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:45,649 She can't just be with 2174 01:14:45,782 --> 01:14:47,584 the first guy she's been with since Dad. 2175 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:49,418 She got to, like, peruse some dick. 2176 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:54,290 Mom doesn't need to peruse dick. 2177 01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:56,359 -You know she needs to. -I think she seems happy. 2178 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:59,062 You want her to have sex with a ton of people? 2179 01:14:59,195 --> 01:15:01,297 No, but, yeah, kind of. 2180 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:02,766 -I mean... -That's gross. 2181 01:15:02,899 --> 01:15:05,101 Well, if you knew something was bad before it even started, 2182 01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:07,203 wouldn't you stop it if you had the chance? 2183 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,405 It's like that whole baby Hitler thing, you know? 2184 01:15:09,539 --> 01:15:12,041 If you had the chance to kill baby Hitler before it grew up, 2185 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:13,342 wouldn't you do it? 2186 01:15:13,476 --> 01:15:15,078 Wouldn't you strangle it until its eyes popped out? 2187 01:15:15,211 --> 01:15:16,880 So, Ray's baby Hitler? 2188 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:18,782 Yeah. In this situation, he is, yeah. 2189 01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:20,049 He's baby Hitler. 2190 01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:22,285 So, do you want to help me kill baby Hitler? 2191 01:15:22,418 --> 01:15:25,088 Okay, you're right, Scott. You're right. 2192 01:15:25,221 --> 01:15:27,624 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Claire! 2193 01:15:27,757 --> 01:15:29,559 Claire! 2194 01:15:33,296 --> 01:15:36,165 (music playing faintly over headphones) 2195 01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:37,466 Tell you, Claire really seems like 2196 01:15:37,601 --> 01:15:39,769 she's enjoying school, you know? 2197 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:41,270 Yeah. 2198 01:15:41,404 --> 01:15:44,440 She's just blossoming. 2199 01:15:44,574 --> 01:15:46,009 Yeah. 2200 01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:48,277 Girl just seems like she could take on the world. 2201 01:15:48,411 --> 01:15:49,545 -(chuckles) -I'll tell you, 2202 01:15:49,679 --> 01:15:52,448 whatever you did with her, you did it right. 2203 01:15:52,582 --> 01:15:54,784 Dump some of that on Scott, you know? 2204 01:15:57,787 --> 01:16:01,490 What do you think about his tattoo restaurant idea? 2205 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:03,593 I think it's terrible. 2206 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:05,929 Getting a tattoo is like, uh-- it's a medical procedure. 2207 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:07,631 You don't want to go to the hospital 2208 01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:09,766 and order supper, you know? 2209 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:14,604 I just love that he has big dreams, but he's just so lost. 2210 01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:16,439 I mean, no matter how much I try 2211 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,842 to fill him with good energy, he just... 2212 01:16:18,975 --> 01:16:21,344 he's got no self-esteem. 2213 01:16:21,477 --> 01:16:24,447 He's really going nowhere. 2214 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,650 RAY: Don't be so hard on yourself. 2215 01:16:26,783 --> 01:16:28,151 Scientists have been doing studies. 2216 01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:30,186 They say a lot of this stuff is genetic. 2217 01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:32,321 You know, you inherit it from your grandparents. 2218 01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:33,723 So blame them. 2219 01:16:33,857 --> 01:16:35,859 ♪ ♪ 2220 01:16:40,864 --> 01:16:42,098 ♪ When ♪ 2221 01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:47,737 ♪ When ♪ 2222 01:16:47,871 --> 01:16:49,505 OSCAR: Let's go. 2223 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:52,642 ♪ When... ♪ 2224 01:16:52,776 --> 01:16:54,510 RICHIE: Right. If anybody sees us 2225 01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:58,514 or you hear sirens or anything bad, you text me, "You up?" 2226 01:16:58,648 --> 01:16:59,916 Could I just text you something else? 2227 01:17:00,049 --> 01:17:02,151 That sounds like I'm trying to bang you, kind of. 2228 01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:04,220 -Just do it. -Fine. 2229 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:06,155 -Fine. -Let's go. 2230 01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:07,724 -Let's roll. -Hold on. 2231 01:17:07,857 --> 01:17:09,425 All right, let's go. 2232 01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:10,526 SCOTT: Good luck, homey. 2233 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,295 Love you, Scott. 2234 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:19,335 SCOTT: Oh, shit. 2235 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:21,570 This is real. 2236 01:17:21,705 --> 01:17:24,007 (alarm beeping steadily) 2237 01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:25,341 ♪ When ♪ 2238 01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:29,045 (keypad beeping) 2239 01:17:29,178 --> 01:17:30,880 (alarm beeps, steady beeping stops) 2240 01:17:41,858 --> 01:17:42,926 Yes! All right. 2241 01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:49,232 (video game sound effects playing quietly) 2242 01:17:55,905 --> 01:17:57,340 You're dead. 2243 01:18:00,609 --> 01:18:01,878 MAN: What's going on?! 2244 01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:03,112 RICHIE: What the fuck? 2245 01:18:03,246 --> 01:18:04,714 -Who are you?! -You're not supposed to be here. 2246 01:18:04,848 --> 01:18:06,382 What are you talking about?! It's my store! 2247 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:07,383 WOMAN: Who are you talking to? 2248 01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:09,452 -Who is that?! -Go back inside. 2249 01:18:09,585 --> 01:18:11,254 -Go back inside! -What? Don't tell me to go back inside! 2250 01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:12,455 MAN: I'm handling this! 2251 01:18:12,588 --> 01:18:15,124 SCOTT: Yes. No. Yes. 2252 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,493 No. Yes. Yes. No. 2253 01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:18,795 Get the fuck out of my store! 2254 01:18:18,928 --> 01:18:20,129 -I just don't want to hurt you, okay? -Get out! 2255 01:18:20,263 --> 01:18:21,330 -I just... -You're not doing this again, okay?! 2256 01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:23,099 -This is the third time! -Enough of you guys! 2257 01:18:23,232 --> 01:18:24,400 -Third time this year! -RICHIE: Shit! Shit! 2258 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,169 -WOMAN: Get out! -What the hell? 2259 01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:28,504 -Get off me! -MAN: Not today! 2260 01:18:28,637 --> 01:18:31,607 Not today! Today is Alan Moskowitz's day! 2261 01:18:34,443 --> 01:18:37,246 SCOTT: Well, who's the pretty lady? 2262 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:39,983 Hello, Angelina Jolie. 2263 01:18:40,116 --> 01:18:41,250 (chuckles) 2264 01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:43,352 (door rattling) 2265 01:18:43,486 --> 01:18:44,954 -Yo, it's locked! -Where are the keys? 2266 01:18:45,088 --> 01:18:46,455 We left the keys on the counter. 2267 01:18:46,589 --> 01:18:47,757 Why'd you lock the door? 2268 01:18:47,891 --> 01:18:50,193 Because I didn't want anybody to come in, man. 2269 01:18:50,326 --> 01:18:52,261 MAN: You're not gonna do this to me again! 2270 01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:53,596 Not in my store! 2271 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,298 -We've never been here before! -Shit! 2272 01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:56,665 (gasping) 2273 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,101 I'm standing my ground! 2274 01:18:58,234 --> 01:19:00,003 -(gunshot) -(panicked shout) 2275 01:19:03,606 --> 01:19:04,607 Fuck. 2276 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,043 Shit! 2277 01:19:07,176 --> 01:19:08,477 (groans) 2278 01:19:08,611 --> 01:19:10,980 -"You up? You up? You up?" -(text messages swooshing) 2279 01:19:11,114 --> 01:19:12,281 -What's happening? -Be quiet. Be quiet. 2280 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:13,649 -Be quiet. Be quiet. -(phone chimes) 2281 01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:17,520 (phone chimes twice) 2282 01:19:17,653 --> 01:19:18,955 "Want to fuck? Want to fuck? Want to fuck? Want to fuck?" 2283 01:19:19,088 --> 01:19:20,723 (grunting): "Do you want to fuck? 2284 01:19:20,857 --> 01:19:22,725 Do you want to fuck? Do you want to fuck?" 2285 01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:25,494 (phone chiming repeatedly) 2286 01:19:25,628 --> 01:19:26,562 (panicked shout) 2287 01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:27,696 Okay, right, Igor. 2288 01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:29,098 -Answer the phone, Igor. -(line ringing) 2289 01:19:29,232 --> 01:19:30,399 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 2290 01:19:30,533 --> 01:19:31,667 (panting) 2291 01:19:31,801 --> 01:19:33,402 (ringtone playing The Office theme song) 2292 01:19:33,536 --> 01:19:35,204 (whispering): No. No. No. No. No. 2293 01:19:35,338 --> 01:19:36,205 Scott. 2294 01:19:36,339 --> 01:19:38,441 (ringtone continues) 2295 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:41,610 (screams) 2296 01:19:41,744 --> 01:19:43,246 (ringtone playing "Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa) 2297 01:19:43,379 --> 01:19:44,547 OSCAR: Shut off your ringers! 2298 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,682 -Goddamn it. -(ringtone continues) 2299 01:19:49,718 --> 01:19:52,922 -(line beeps) -Hey, Oscar, it's, uh, Scott. 2300 01:19:53,056 --> 01:19:56,025 I was just, uh, wondering if, uh, you know, 2301 01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:57,760 you're almost done with that thing. 2302 01:19:57,894 --> 01:19:59,528 We need those keys. 2303 01:20:05,201 --> 01:20:06,402 (panicked shouts) 2304 01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:12,341 ♪ ♪ 2305 01:20:14,878 --> 01:20:16,212 Fuck that! 2306 01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,347 Holy shit! 2307 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:21,417 (grunting) 2308 01:20:21,550 --> 01:20:23,052 Come on, Igor! Come on! Come on! 2309 01:20:23,186 --> 01:20:26,422 (sirens wailing) 2310 01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:29,058 Um, the robbers are inside! 2311 01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:30,693 Hands in the air! 2312 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,195 The lady inside's got a gun. 2313 01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:34,230 OFFICER: Get down on the ground! 2314 01:20:34,363 --> 01:20:35,698 OFFICER 2: Do not move! 2315 01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:38,401 (siren approaching) 2316 01:20:38,534 --> 01:20:40,403 Why would you rob a pharmacy? 2317 01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:41,905 SCOTT: I wasn't robbing a pharmacy, okay? 2318 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:43,772 I was the lookout, for your information. 2319 01:20:43,907 --> 01:20:45,608 The lookout is also committing a crime. 2320 01:20:45,741 --> 01:20:46,910 Are you fucking crazy? 2321 01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:48,277 Look, it's all Ray's fault, okay? 2322 01:20:48,411 --> 01:20:49,778 He's trying to kick me out. 2323 01:20:49,913 --> 01:20:51,915 So I panicked and made a bad decision, okay? 2324 01:20:52,048 --> 01:20:52,982 I'm only human! 2325 01:20:53,116 --> 01:20:54,817 A bad decision? That's a felony. 2326 01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:56,219 Yeah, so? 2327 01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:58,454 I didn't even, I didn't even go inside, all right? 2328 01:20:58,587 --> 01:21:00,123 Uh, it's not-- (stutters) I'm untouchable. 2329 01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:01,790 I didn't do anything, all right? 2330 01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:02,959 Uh, i-it's Ray, okay? 2331 01:21:03,092 --> 01:21:04,493 He-- I-I know he's up to something. 2332 01:21:04,627 --> 01:21:06,896 -He's trying to erase Dad. -Can you just let Mom be happy? 2333 01:21:07,030 --> 01:21:08,364 She is happy. 2334 01:21:08,497 --> 01:21:10,299 Well, she will be, you know, once I get rid of that guy. 2335 01:21:10,433 --> 01:21:12,568 He's hiding shit, okay? He's hiding shit. 2336 01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:13,937 He's a weasel. I-I'm onto him. 2337 01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:15,471 This is why I didn't want to leave, 2338 01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:17,406 'cause now all your crazy's focused on Mom. 2339 01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:18,908 I'm not doing anything crazy, okay? 2340 01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:20,944 Doing nothing would be crazy. I'm doing something, okay? 2341 01:21:21,077 --> 01:21:22,245 I'm taking action! 2342 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:24,747 Leave Mom alone. Stop acting like you. 2343 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:25,949 What's that mean?! 2344 01:21:26,082 --> 01:21:27,583 You ruined my Halloween party. 2345 01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:28,985 You know, you know what? You know what? 2346 01:21:29,118 --> 01:21:31,254 Go enjoy your party. I-I got this. 2347 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:34,123 You don't got this. Don't do anything. 2348 01:21:34,257 --> 01:21:35,258 I got this. 2349 01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:36,792 Don't do anything! 2350 01:21:36,926 --> 01:21:38,928 ♪ ♪ 2351 01:21:54,810 --> 01:21:56,445 Hey, Scott. What's up? 2352 01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:58,814 -Oh, hi. -Hi. 2353 01:21:58,948 --> 01:22:01,217 I, uh... I just came by to say hi to the kids. 2354 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:02,351 Are-are they around? 2355 01:22:02,485 --> 01:22:03,519 Oh. 2356 01:22:03,652 --> 01:22:04,887 Well, they're not here. 2357 01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:06,889 They went to their grandma's. 2358 01:22:07,023 --> 01:22:08,357 Oh. 2359 01:22:08,491 --> 01:22:10,659 Well, what do you got going on over there? 2360 01:22:10,793 --> 01:22:12,661 I'm trying to open this bottle of wine, 2361 01:22:12,795 --> 01:22:14,663 but I think I mangled the cork. 2362 01:22:14,797 --> 01:22:16,065 (grunts) 2363 01:22:16,199 --> 01:22:17,900 Oh, well, I could help. You want me to help? 2364 01:22:18,034 --> 01:22:19,668 Yes. Yes. 2365 01:22:19,802 --> 01:22:21,170 Please. 2366 01:22:22,005 --> 01:22:24,540 -Yeah! -Yes. 2367 01:22:24,673 --> 01:22:27,043 So, uh, do you have a friend coming over or something? 2368 01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:29,245 Oh, no. (chuckles) 2369 01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:31,880 No, I just need some mommy time. 2370 01:22:32,015 --> 01:22:35,884 Sometimes, mommies need to drink when the kids are away. 2371 01:22:36,019 --> 01:22:37,253 Oh, well, could I hang? 2372 01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:39,222 I-I could use some mommy time. 2373 01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:42,158 Sure, but are you old enough to drink? 2374 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,826 Yeah, I'm old enough. I just-- I'd rather smoke. 2375 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:45,228 Do you mind if I smoke in here? 2376 01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:46,695 Oh, no. No. 2377 01:22:46,829 --> 01:22:48,431 -(grunts) -Let's crack some windows. 2378 01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:50,899 -It's Tuesday. -Really? 2379 01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,935 'Cause Ray hates when I smoke weed. 2380 01:22:53,069 --> 01:22:55,338 Mm. Well, I hate Ray. 2381 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,040 Awesome. 2382 01:22:57,173 --> 01:23:00,176 ♪ ♪ 2383 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:06,649 -Mm. -You know... 2384 01:23:08,017 --> 01:23:09,885 You have the sweetest, 2385 01:23:10,019 --> 01:23:12,221 most adorable kids I've ever met in my life. 2386 01:23:12,355 --> 01:23:13,922 Like, I can't believe they came out of Ray. 2387 01:23:14,057 --> 01:23:15,758 I know. 2388 01:23:15,891 --> 01:23:17,060 And you know what? 2389 01:23:17,193 --> 01:23:18,861 You know what the thing is about Ray? 2390 01:23:18,994 --> 01:23:22,098 I never say a bad word about him in front of the kids, 2391 01:23:22,231 --> 01:23:26,935 which is very difficult because he's a cunt. 2392 01:23:27,070 --> 01:23:28,437 Yeah, I-I can imagine. 2393 01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:32,408 Well, I'm not one of your kids, so have at it. 2394 01:23:32,541 --> 01:23:34,943 Let it all out. Tell me everything. 2395 01:23:35,078 --> 01:23:37,280 Do you know he is fighting to 2396 01:23:37,413 --> 01:23:40,483 actively not have custody of his kids? 2397 01:23:40,616 --> 01:23:41,884 -You can do that? -Yeah. 2398 01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,586 -That's insane. -I know. 2399 01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:45,088 Who wouldn't want to hang with your kids? 2400 01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:47,423 Who wouldn't want to hang out with those kids? 2401 01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:49,825 What monster wouldn't want to hang out with those kids? 2402 01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,294 Every second! 2403 01:23:51,427 --> 01:23:52,561 Your daughter sang the other day. 2404 01:23:52,695 --> 01:23:54,097 What did she sing? 2405 01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:56,099 Something from, like, Oklahoma! or something, 2406 01:23:56,232 --> 01:23:58,000 and-and I hate that shit, and I fucking loved it. 2407 01:23:58,134 --> 01:24:00,436 -(chuckles) -She's such a little angel. 2408 01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:02,805 -Mm. -I-I thought she was a robot for, like, 2409 01:24:02,938 --> 01:24:04,807 the first couple days I was hanging out with her. 2410 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:06,609 I know. She's so perfect. 2411 01:24:06,742 --> 01:24:08,244 What a fucking putz. 2412 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:09,678 Yeah, so he only wants to see them 2413 01:24:09,812 --> 01:24:12,315 on Wednesday night for dinner and Sunday. 2414 01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:14,683 -(scoffs) You can't just pick and choose. -And, uh... 2415 01:24:14,817 --> 01:24:15,951 No, you can't. 2416 01:24:16,085 --> 01:24:17,286 What are your kids, the NFL package? 2417 01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:19,088 -Wait, you're only-- Yeah. -Yeah. 2418 01:24:19,222 --> 01:24:20,989 But why would you want your kids, really, 2419 01:24:21,124 --> 01:24:25,861 if you don't have an apartment and you sleep at the firehouse? 2420 01:24:25,994 --> 01:24:27,863 -(scoffs, chuckles) -I mean, you... 2421 01:24:27,996 --> 01:24:29,198 Unbelievable. (chuckles) 2422 01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:30,833 What kind of a grown man 2423 01:24:30,966 --> 01:24:33,202 can't afford his own apartment in Staten Island? 2424 01:24:33,336 --> 01:24:34,837 Fucking loser. 2425 01:24:34,970 --> 01:24:37,773 He lost all our money gambling. 2426 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:43,011 He is homeless, he's penniless, and he's a deadbeat dad. 2427 01:24:43,146 --> 01:24:45,047 What is your mom doing with him? 2428 01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:47,516 You know, my mom hasn't gotten laid in 17 years, 2429 01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:49,152 so I think her bar is pretty low. 2430 01:24:49,285 --> 01:24:52,020 Really? Yeah. 2431 01:24:52,155 --> 01:24:54,022 He's good in bed, I hate to say it. 2432 01:24:54,157 --> 01:24:55,224 All right. 2433 01:24:55,358 --> 01:24:57,493 Well, I didn't really need to know that. 2434 01:24:57,626 --> 01:24:58,527 Yeah. 2435 01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:01,063 He's got a beautiful cock. 2436 01:25:01,197 --> 01:25:04,567 I mean, it's the-- it's his only attribute. 2437 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:06,802 That big thick cock kept me in it 2438 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:09,472 for eight years longer than I should have stayed. 2439 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:11,039 It's a fact. 2440 01:25:11,174 --> 01:25:12,708 I knew I smelled you. 2441 01:25:12,841 --> 01:25:14,310 -The fuck, Scott? -SCOTT: What? 2442 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,212 Huh? What, are you spying on me now? 2443 01:25:16,345 --> 01:25:17,646 -You Magnum, P.I.? -What? 2444 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:19,014 Telling your mom that I'm homeless? 2445 01:25:19,148 --> 01:25:21,016 You think it's funny to tell her that I'm a loser? 2446 01:25:21,150 --> 01:25:22,585 What are you talking-- No. What? 2447 01:25:22,718 --> 01:25:24,320 What do you mean, what am I talking about? 2448 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:26,189 You've been speak-- You talking to my ex-wife? 2449 01:25:26,322 --> 01:25:27,923 Uh, yeah. She's actually a really nice person. 2450 01:25:28,056 --> 01:25:29,592 -Oh, is she? Why don't you marry her? -Yeah. 2451 01:25:29,725 --> 01:25:31,260 Why don't you marry her and see what the fuck happens? 2452 01:25:31,394 --> 01:25:33,061 Hey, I'm just trying to protect my mom from you, okay? 2453 01:25:33,196 --> 01:25:34,330 You're a fucking psychopath. 2454 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:35,564 -Oh, I'm a psychopath? -Yeah. 2455 01:25:35,698 --> 01:25:36,732 I've been nothing but nice to you! 2456 01:25:36,865 --> 01:25:38,167 I tried giving you direction. 2457 01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:39,702 You're too busy smoking your fucking weed. 2458 01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:41,404 And all you've been doing is trying to destroy 2459 01:25:41,537 --> 01:25:42,771 everything that I have with Margie. 2460 01:25:42,905 --> 01:25:44,373 Because you're a fucking loser, dude! 2461 01:25:44,507 --> 01:25:45,908 You're a, you're a degenerate gambler 2462 01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:48,076 in your-your mid-50s, who bets on the Jets. 2463 01:25:48,211 --> 01:25:49,878 Uh, who-- Have you not learned anything about betting? 2464 01:25:50,012 --> 01:25:51,614 -The Jets are gonna come back! -No, they're not! 2465 01:25:51,747 --> 01:25:53,182 They got three number one fucking picks! 2466 01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:54,950 They're never gonna come back! They're never gonna come back! 2467 01:25:55,083 --> 01:25:56,585 I'm trying to give your mother a good life! 2468 01:25:56,719 --> 01:25:58,721 I-- No, you're not, okay? You're a piece of shit, dude. 2469 01:25:58,854 --> 01:26:00,756 You're a fucking drug addict! I'm a piece of shit? 2470 01:26:00,889 --> 01:26:02,625 Yeah, you're a piece of shit! I'm a fucking loser? 2471 01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:04,092 You're the biggest loser I ever met in my fucking life! 2472 01:26:04,227 --> 01:26:05,194 -Oh, really? You should know. -Yeah! Yeah! 2473 01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:06,395 You surround yourself with them. 2474 01:26:06,529 --> 01:26:07,630 -Oh, yeah? Why don't you try me? -Oh, really? 2475 01:26:07,763 --> 01:26:08,964 Why don't you try me? Yeah, yeah, yeah... 2476 01:26:09,097 --> 01:26:10,333 This ain't gonna go how you think it's gonna go. 2477 01:26:10,466 --> 01:26:11,900 So why don't you get the fuck out of my-- Really? 2478 01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:17,206 -Fucking asshole. -Throw a fucking punch at me? 2479 01:26:17,340 --> 01:26:18,407 -Oh, yeah. -Huh? You gonna cool off? 2480 01:26:18,541 --> 01:26:19,775 -Come here, cocksucker. -You gonna cool off? 2481 01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:21,076 -I'll fucking cool you off. -(grunts) 2482 01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:23,212 -Yeah, I'll fucking cool you off! -(both yell) 2483 01:26:27,550 --> 01:26:28,884 Hey, you cool off now? 2484 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:30,553 You're in there 'cause of your own actions! 2485 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:31,820 Are you kidding me?! 2486 01:26:31,954 --> 01:26:33,656 I'm gonna tell my mom you tried to drown me. 2487 01:26:33,789 --> 01:26:34,757 In an aboveground pool? 2488 01:26:34,890 --> 01:26:36,091 You're, like, fucking eight feet tall. 2489 01:26:36,225 --> 01:26:37,960 You're lucky my dad isn't here. He would kick your ass. 2490 01:26:38,093 --> 01:26:40,563 Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, I knew your dad. Okay? 2491 01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,831 -Yeah? -Yeah, I crossed paths with him a number of times. 2492 01:26:42,965 --> 01:26:46,269 And you know what? He was even a bigger asshole than you are! 2493 01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:48,771 All right, that's it, that's it. 2494 01:26:48,904 --> 01:26:50,072 It's over. It's over. 2495 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:51,474 (grunts) Huh? Huh? 2496 01:26:51,607 --> 01:26:53,141 -You like that? You like that? -Ow. 2497 01:26:53,276 --> 01:26:55,077 (both grunting) 2498 01:26:58,581 --> 01:27:00,583 (muttering) 2499 01:27:01,984 --> 01:27:03,352 -Jesus. -Fucking asshole. 2500 01:27:03,486 --> 01:27:05,521 -Come on, tap out! Tap out! -(grunting) 2501 01:27:05,654 --> 01:27:07,155 -Fuck you! No! -Get me out! Let me out! 2502 01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,324 -No! No! -Let me out! 2503 01:27:08,457 --> 01:27:09,625 -MARGIE: Oh, my God! -Get me out! 2504 01:27:09,758 --> 01:27:11,927 What's the matter with you?! 2505 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:13,262 He's a psycho. 2506 01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:14,597 RAY: No. 2507 01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:16,499 -We're just talking. -About what? 2508 01:27:16,632 --> 01:27:18,667 -About him telling you lies about me. -He's an animal. 2509 01:27:18,801 --> 01:27:20,102 He picked me up and he threw me in the pool. 2510 01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:22,505 -All right? He has to go. -No, I need you to go. Now. 2511 01:27:22,638 --> 01:27:24,273 What? Why-why me? He-he's the one who started it. 2512 01:27:24,407 --> 01:27:25,708 Yeah, that's right. Get the hell out of here. 2513 01:27:25,841 --> 01:27:27,543 And get a job and a life while you're at it. 2514 01:27:27,676 --> 01:27:28,777 Your freeloading days are over. 2515 01:27:28,911 --> 01:27:29,845 You, too. Get going. 2516 01:27:29,978 --> 01:27:32,014 Wait, what did I do? 2517 01:27:32,147 --> 01:27:34,483 You put your hands on my son! 2518 01:27:34,617 --> 01:27:35,684 You're not respecting my family! 2519 01:27:35,818 --> 01:27:36,685 You're an animal! 2520 01:27:36,819 --> 01:27:38,186 Look, okay, just listen. 2521 01:27:38,321 --> 01:27:40,188 -Just calm down. -I don't have to calm down! 2522 01:27:40,323 --> 01:27:41,624 What are-- You're attacking my son! 2523 01:27:41,757 --> 01:27:43,392 And you're, and you're making up lies! 2524 01:27:43,526 --> 01:27:45,227 You made-- You tricked me into thinking you're a good guy. 2525 01:27:45,361 --> 01:27:46,429 You're not a good guy. 2526 01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:47,896 -Right. Mm-hmm. -You're a fucking small guy. 2527 01:27:48,030 --> 01:27:49,898 Margie, Margie, just let me explain this to you. 2528 01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:52,034 -Just let me talk to you, okay? -You are not in control of me. 2529 01:27:52,167 --> 01:27:53,402 Okay, okay, listen, all right? 2530 01:27:53,536 --> 01:27:54,903 Okay, you don't have all the information you need. 2531 01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:56,204 All right? Scott is acting out 2532 01:27:56,339 --> 01:27:57,873 'cause he's afraid to move on with his life. 2533 01:27:58,006 --> 01:27:59,408 It's no different than when the Boston Red Sox 2534 01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:00,709 finally won a World Series, okay? 2535 01:28:00,843 --> 01:28:02,144 -Oh, my God. -They had, they had to get to a point 2536 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:03,346 -where-where they believed, okay? -Just shut up. 2537 01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:04,780 -All-all... -Shut the fuck up. 2538 01:28:04,913 --> 01:28:07,015 All I did was just ask him a question, and he flipped out. 2539 01:28:07,149 --> 01:28:08,551 So I put him in the water, which is soft. 2540 01:28:08,684 --> 01:28:09,718 I diffused the situation. 2541 01:28:09,852 --> 01:28:11,153 It was what-what m-my training's all about. 2542 01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:12,488 I-I wa-- I was totally diffusing the situation. 2543 01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:13,522 Do you ever shut up? 2544 01:28:13,656 --> 01:28:14,723 Do you ever just shut the fuck up? 2545 01:28:14,857 --> 01:28:16,325 You just talk and you talk and you talk, 2546 01:28:16,459 --> 01:28:17,560 and you don't know what you're saying. 2547 01:28:17,693 --> 01:28:18,994 It makes no sense. 2548 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:20,929 It's like you picked up all these little pieces 2549 01:28:21,063 --> 01:28:22,931 of information from all over. 2550 01:28:23,065 --> 01:28:24,867 They don't make any sense. They're fragments. 2551 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:26,869 No sense. Nonsense. 2552 01:28:31,006 --> 01:28:32,408 I-I'm not talking. 2553 01:28:33,642 --> 01:28:35,444 I've had it up to here. I'm done. 2554 01:28:35,578 --> 01:28:38,013 Both of you, get your shit out of here. 2555 01:28:42,385 --> 01:28:43,819 Margie. 2556 01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:46,455 (sighs): Oh, fuck. 2557 01:28:46,589 --> 01:28:47,456 Well... (sighs) 2558 01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:49,792 Well, where do we go now? 2559 01:28:49,925 --> 01:28:52,194 What are you asking me for? 2560 01:28:52,327 --> 01:28:55,330 You created this whole mess, you fucking schmuck. 2561 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:59,402 ♪ ♪ 2562 01:29:02,104 --> 01:29:03,506 (grunting) 2563 01:29:25,461 --> 01:29:26,895 (phone buzzes) 2564 01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:30,599 Hey, man. 2565 01:29:32,435 --> 01:29:34,002 (sighs) 2566 01:29:34,136 --> 01:29:35,438 Are you mad at me? 2567 01:29:35,571 --> 01:29:37,239 Me? No, of course not. 2568 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:38,941 Are-are you mad at me? 2569 01:29:39,074 --> 01:29:40,142 I mean, 2570 01:29:40,275 --> 01:29:41,309 -no, but... -Are they-- 2571 01:29:41,444 --> 01:29:43,111 Are they asking questions about me? 2572 01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:45,080 I'm not gonna snitch on you, man. 2573 01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:47,416 But at the same time, like, what am I gonna say to them? 2574 01:29:47,550 --> 01:29:49,885 You were the lookout that didn't look out. 2575 01:29:51,286 --> 01:29:53,789 Um, well, I've been meaning to ask you. 2576 01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:58,861 Um... you know, since you're in here, uh, well, I was wondering 2577 01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:02,197 if you wouldn't mind me staying at your house for a little bit. 2578 01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:05,033 You came up here to ask me that? 2579 01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:06,401 -I also came to see you. -You came-- 2580 01:30:06,535 --> 01:30:07,936 No, you didn't come to see me. You came to ask me that. 2581 01:30:08,070 --> 01:30:09,071 And, no, you can't stay at my house. 2582 01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:10,372 I'm sor-- I have nowhere to go, bro. 2583 01:30:10,506 --> 01:30:11,840 -My house is frightening, dude. -My mom kicked, my mom 2584 01:30:11,974 --> 01:30:13,341 -kicked me out. -The fuck are you doing with your life? 2585 01:30:13,476 --> 01:30:14,977 Drive all the way down here just to ask me 2586 01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:16,211 if you can stay at my house. 2587 01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:17,613 -No, I-I... -No, you don't love me. 2588 01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:18,647 I do love you. 2589 01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:19,815 I'm sorry. I-I-- You're right. 2590 01:30:19,948 --> 01:30:21,116 I shouldn't have asked. I'm sorry. 2591 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:23,118 And you know what? I need you to do me a favor. 2592 01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,487 Anything, bro. Just ask. 2593 01:30:24,620 --> 01:30:27,556 You got to feed my cat, all right? 2594 01:30:27,690 --> 01:30:29,625 For the next three to five months. 2595 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,026 Is there anything else I could do? 2596 01:30:31,159 --> 01:30:32,695 'Cause I'm-I'm kind of allergic to cats. 2597 01:30:34,162 --> 01:30:36,331 You better look out for Sprinkles, 2598 01:30:36,465 --> 01:30:39,001 because I'm looking out for you, all right? 2599 01:30:39,134 --> 01:30:40,135 You got it. 2600 01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:41,970 And, listen, man. 2601 01:30:42,104 --> 01:30:44,006 I need you to spend time with Sprinkles. 2602 01:30:44,139 --> 01:30:45,908 I don't want you just 2603 01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:47,910 going in there, feeding him and running out. 2604 01:30:48,043 --> 01:30:49,411 You got to go in there, scratch his belly. 2605 01:30:49,545 --> 01:30:53,381 You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. 2606 01:30:53,516 --> 01:30:54,750 Right. 2607 01:30:54,883 --> 01:30:57,152 Um, how, uh, how are the boys? 2608 01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:58,721 How's Igor and Richie doing in there? 2609 01:30:58,854 --> 01:31:01,323 I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. 2610 01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:02,324 Igor? 2611 01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:04,092 Bro, look to your right. 2612 01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:05,160 That's Carla. 2613 01:31:05,293 --> 01:31:06,361 Carla. 2614 01:31:06,495 --> 01:31:08,396 SCOTT (whispering): Holy shit! Get the-- 2615 01:31:08,531 --> 01:31:09,932 Bro, she's fucking real. 2616 01:31:10,065 --> 01:31:11,066 She's fucking real. 2617 01:31:11,199 --> 01:31:12,100 She's fucking real. Holy shit. 2618 01:31:12,234 --> 01:31:15,237 Yo. She's hot, man. 2619 01:31:18,406 --> 01:31:20,375 SCOTT: He was telling the truth the entire time. 2620 01:31:21,510 --> 01:31:22,778 -Good for him, man. -I know. 2621 01:31:22,911 --> 01:31:25,013 -That's awesome. -Yeah. 2622 01:31:25,147 --> 01:31:28,016 -(crickets chirping) -(snoring) 2623 01:31:28,150 --> 01:31:31,554 (door opens, closes) 2624 01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:33,956 MAN: Hey, you. 2625 01:31:34,089 --> 01:31:35,423 What the hell are you doing there? 2626 01:31:35,558 --> 01:31:37,459 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was my house. 2627 01:31:37,593 --> 01:31:40,529 Get out of my backyard! 2628 01:31:40,663 --> 01:31:42,531 Get the hell out of here! 2629 01:31:50,739 --> 01:31:52,541 I'm really glad we did that. 2630 01:31:52,675 --> 01:31:54,276 It was really nice. 2631 01:31:54,409 --> 01:31:55,578 -Me, too. -(chuckles) 2632 01:31:55,711 --> 01:31:57,379 That was awesome. 2633 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:59,481 Yeah. I missed you. 2634 01:31:59,615 --> 01:32:01,383 -Oh, yeah? I missed you, too. -(chuckles) 2635 01:32:01,516 --> 01:32:02,718 Just like, uh, old times. 2636 01:32:02,851 --> 01:32:04,252 I miss all my friends, you know. 2637 01:32:04,386 --> 01:32:07,790 -(chuckles) -Mr. Shark, Mr. Weird Skeleton. 2638 01:32:07,923 --> 01:32:09,625 -Well, they missed you, too. -(laughs) 2639 01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,426 They missed you, too. 2640 01:32:13,461 --> 01:32:15,964 Hey, I, uh... I'm in a bit of a situation. 2641 01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:18,667 You think I could stay here for a few days? 2642 01:32:18,801 --> 01:32:20,669 What are you talking about? 2643 01:32:20,803 --> 01:32:21,937 Well, it's silly. 2644 01:32:22,070 --> 01:32:23,471 Me and Ray got into this big fight, 2645 01:32:23,606 --> 01:32:26,642 and then my mom caught us, and she just started yelling at us. 2646 01:32:26,775 --> 01:32:29,612 And she threw us out, so-- She kind of lost her mind. 2647 01:32:31,413 --> 01:32:33,248 Is that why you're here right now? 2648 01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:35,250 No. 2649 01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,653 Did you just fuck me for shelter? 2650 01:32:37,786 --> 01:32:39,154 No, I didn't fuck you for shelter. 2651 01:32:39,287 --> 01:32:40,856 Uh, I-I-I didn't do anything. 2652 01:32:40,989 --> 01:32:43,659 What? I didn't-- I just-- I just need a place to stay. 2653 01:32:43,792 --> 01:32:45,661 (sighs): Oh, God. 2654 01:32:45,794 --> 01:32:49,031 Dude, dude, how many times we got to do this? 2655 01:32:49,164 --> 01:32:50,432 What do you mean? I-I just want to... 2656 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:52,000 (sighs) I just need-- It's just for a couple weeks. 2657 01:32:52,134 --> 01:32:53,168 It's not that big of a deal. 2658 01:32:53,301 --> 01:32:55,871 A few weeks? You just said a few days. 2659 01:32:56,004 --> 01:32:57,372 -Uh, or a couple months. It's... -Months? 2660 01:32:57,505 --> 01:32:59,107 (stammers) I'm figuring my stuff out. 2661 01:32:59,241 --> 01:33:00,308 I don't know the future. 2662 01:33:00,442 --> 01:33:02,978 Oh, my God, you... 2663 01:33:03,111 --> 01:33:04,713 There you go. 2664 01:33:04,847 --> 01:33:07,816 -What the-- Hey. -I'm not going to let myself 2665 01:33:07,950 --> 01:33:09,785 be upset by you, but I'm gonna tell you something. 2666 01:33:09,918 --> 01:33:11,887 You make me feel so crazy. 2667 01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:13,789 I'm not gonna let myself be crazy now, 2668 01:33:13,922 --> 01:33:15,557 but you make me feel crazy! 2669 01:33:15,691 --> 01:33:17,025 You are so crazy that you make 2670 01:33:17,159 --> 01:33:19,527 everyone around you feel fucking crazy. 2671 01:33:19,662 --> 01:33:21,529 The people meet you, and they're normal people, 2672 01:33:21,664 --> 01:33:23,531 and then they hang out with you, and then they're fucking 2673 01:33:23,666 --> 01:33:24,833 Jack Nicholson in The Shining or something. 2674 01:33:24,967 --> 01:33:27,135 Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2675 01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:30,038 I got to stay Zen. I got to meditate. 2676 01:33:30,172 --> 01:33:32,975 I'm meditating right now, and you got to go. 2677 01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:35,010 -What? What? -Yeah, here's your shit. 2678 01:33:35,143 --> 01:33:36,078 Okay. 2679 01:33:36,211 --> 01:33:37,512 Staying calm. 2680 01:33:37,646 --> 01:33:39,314 You got to leave. It's time to go. 2681 01:33:39,447 --> 01:33:40,716 Well... 2682 01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:41,850 Get out. 2683 01:33:41,984 --> 01:33:43,551 Well, I don't have anywhere to go. 2684 01:33:43,686 --> 01:33:45,888 It's not my problem anymore. 2685 01:33:46,021 --> 01:33:47,890 Thank you for the sex. 2686 01:33:48,023 --> 01:33:51,159 It was wonderful until you started talking. 2687 01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:52,427 You got to go. 2688 01:33:52,560 --> 01:33:54,596 Could I sleep in your brother's room? 2689 01:33:54,730 --> 01:33:55,731 No. 2690 01:33:55,864 --> 01:33:57,532 But he has bunk beds. 2691 01:33:57,666 --> 01:33:59,367 He's 14 years old. 2692 01:33:59,501 --> 01:34:01,503 (TV playing quietly) 2693 01:34:03,538 --> 01:34:05,573 Hey, yo, Dougie, can I crash in your room? 2694 01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:07,209 That's not happening, bro. 2695 01:34:07,342 --> 01:34:09,177 (sighs): Jesus Christ. 2696 01:34:10,478 --> 01:34:12,480 ♪ ♪ 2697 01:34:19,421 --> 01:34:20,756 (sighs): Fuck. 2698 01:34:21,857 --> 01:34:23,859 ♪ ♪ 2699 01:34:41,744 --> 01:34:43,746 ♪ ♪ 2700 01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:56,959 Hey, do you know where Ray Bishop is? 2701 01:34:57,092 --> 01:34:59,895 He's in the back. Come with me. 2702 01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:01,897 How about next time you put your mask on 2703 01:35:02,030 --> 01:35:03,265 before we get off the rig? 2704 01:35:03,398 --> 01:35:05,167 I mean, I'm standing at that front door for a minute 2705 01:35:05,300 --> 01:35:06,668 -waiting for you. What the hell? -I told him to. 2706 01:35:06,802 --> 01:35:07,803 Always with the backhanded compliment. 2707 01:35:07,936 --> 01:35:09,071 Why can't you just, you know, 2708 01:35:09,204 --> 01:35:10,672 at least say the nice thing and then... 2709 01:35:10,806 --> 01:35:12,574 -Listen, you should be happy with any compliment. -Okay. 2710 01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:13,742 -It's constructive criticism. -It's... 2711 01:35:13,876 --> 01:35:14,943 -It just-- It's always bad. -Go ahead. 2712 01:35:15,077 --> 01:35:16,745 I would respond better to encouragement. 2713 01:35:16,879 --> 01:35:17,980 I'm just... 2714 01:35:18,113 --> 01:35:19,647 I encourage you to shut the fuck up. 2715 01:35:19,782 --> 01:35:20,648 (laughter) 2716 01:35:20,783 --> 01:35:21,850 He's soft. He can't take it. 2717 01:35:21,984 --> 01:35:23,318 -You're right. -He's an emotional eater. 2718 01:35:23,451 --> 01:35:25,187 RAY: Well, that's the problem with this generation, man. 2719 01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:26,388 They can't take criticism. 2720 01:35:26,521 --> 01:35:27,990 -They get, they get all-all upset. -I know. 2721 01:35:28,123 --> 01:35:30,092 SAVAGE: Hey, I'm not a whole generation, all right? 2722 01:35:30,225 --> 01:35:32,094 I'm just, I'm just a man. A man with feelings. 2723 01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:33,628 -Oh, my God. -Aw! -Aw! 2724 01:35:33,762 --> 01:35:35,430 -Now you're making me look bad. -(lively chatter) 2725 01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:37,265 -You're a man? -Now you're making me look bad. Stop. 2726 01:35:37,399 --> 01:35:39,667 (laughter, chatter continues) 2727 01:35:39,802 --> 01:35:41,103 Ray. 2728 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:42,104 Hey, Ray. 2729 01:35:42,237 --> 01:35:44,039 (chatter stops) 2730 01:35:44,172 --> 01:35:45,974 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2731 01:35:46,108 --> 01:35:48,210 What are you doing here? 2732 01:35:48,343 --> 01:35:50,645 Look, uh, I-I don't have anywhere else to go, all right? 2733 01:35:50,779 --> 01:35:52,347 I'm out of options, so... 2734 01:35:52,480 --> 01:35:53,715 Why would I care? 2735 01:35:53,849 --> 01:35:55,283 I'm sorry. Like, uh-uh... 2736 01:35:55,417 --> 01:35:57,285 Go sleep under a tree. I don't care. 2737 01:35:57,419 --> 01:36:00,688 Do you have any idea what you took from me? Do you? 2738 01:36:00,823 --> 01:36:03,625 Huh? You do a 60-minute interview with my ex-wife 2739 01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:05,460 to find out what kind of guy I am? 2740 01:36:05,593 --> 01:36:07,029 What do you think she was gonna say? 2741 01:36:07,162 --> 01:36:08,964 -I don't know. I... -By the way, 2742 01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:10,833 I'm not a gambler, okay? I day-trade. 2743 01:36:10,966 --> 01:36:12,400 I don't know the difference. 2744 01:36:12,534 --> 01:36:14,469 You should've found out before you shot your mouth off. 2745 01:36:14,602 --> 01:36:16,204 I know you smoke a lot of weed, but you're not dumb. 2746 01:36:16,338 --> 01:36:17,472 You knew what the fuck you were doing. 2747 01:36:17,605 --> 01:36:19,541 You went to the person that hates me the most 2748 01:36:19,674 --> 01:36:21,143 to get the worst review you could possibly get. 2749 01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:22,710 Why didn't you come down here and ask these guys 2750 01:36:22,845 --> 01:36:23,778 what they thought of me? 2751 01:36:23,912 --> 01:36:25,713 Did you ever think of doing that? 2752 01:36:25,848 --> 01:36:27,916 (sighs) I'm sorry. You're right. You're right. 2753 01:36:28,050 --> 01:36:29,417 -Uh, I shouldn't have done... -You're not sorry 2754 01:36:29,551 --> 01:36:30,652 or you wouldn't have done it. So now what? 2755 01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:32,087 Now you don't have a place to stay? 2756 01:36:32,220 --> 01:36:33,889 So now you come down here with your little puppy dog look 2757 01:36:34,022 --> 01:36:35,723 on your face, and I'm supposed to feel bad? 2758 01:36:35,858 --> 01:36:37,259 Look, all I know is, 2759 01:36:37,392 --> 01:36:39,727 if you're not nice to me, then my mom will hate you forever 2760 01:36:39,862 --> 01:36:41,496 and she'll never forgive you. 2761 01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:42,998 Really? You're gonna play that card? 2762 01:36:43,131 --> 01:36:46,001 It's a, it's a pretty good card. 2763 01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:48,170 It's all I got. 2764 01:36:48,303 --> 01:36:49,938 (crickets chirping) 2765 01:36:50,072 --> 01:36:52,074 (men snoring) 2766 01:37:01,549 --> 01:37:02,750 (sighs) 2767 01:37:02,885 --> 01:37:04,853 (whispering): Ray. 2768 01:37:04,987 --> 01:37:07,122 Hey, Ray. 2769 01:37:07,255 --> 01:37:09,024 (singsongy): Raymond. 2770 01:37:09,157 --> 01:37:10,558 (whispering): Ray! 2771 01:37:12,194 --> 01:37:13,528 What? 2772 01:37:13,661 --> 01:37:14,629 Hey, I can't sleep. 2773 01:37:14,762 --> 01:37:16,098 I-I never go to sleep this early. 2774 01:37:16,231 --> 01:37:18,733 Oh. Well, you know what you should do? 2775 01:37:18,867 --> 01:37:20,402 You should shut the fuck up. 2776 01:37:20,535 --> 01:37:22,237 Go to sleep. 2777 01:37:22,370 --> 01:37:23,638 Thanks. 2778 01:37:23,771 --> 01:37:25,073 Can't go to sleep. 2779 01:37:25,207 --> 01:37:27,075 Why don't you dip your weed in NyQuil, 2780 01:37:27,209 --> 01:37:29,011 you fucking drug addict? 2781 01:37:30,278 --> 01:37:33,015 (alarm ringing and blaring loudly) 2782 01:37:40,088 --> 01:37:41,789 Hey, w-what do I do? 2783 01:37:41,924 --> 01:37:44,392 Do what you always do. Sit there and do nothing. 2784 01:37:53,368 --> 01:37:55,270 (truck engine starts) 2785 01:37:55,403 --> 01:37:57,405 (truck doors closing) 2786 01:37:58,740 --> 01:38:00,742 (birds chirping) 2787 01:38:02,210 --> 01:38:04,212 (yawns, coughs) 2788 01:38:15,490 --> 01:38:17,525 Hey. Where do you go to the bathroom around here? 2789 01:38:17,659 --> 01:38:19,161 Well, number one, down there. 2790 01:38:19,294 --> 01:38:20,996 Number two, Dunkin' Donuts across the street. 2791 01:38:22,965 --> 01:38:24,466 Have a wonderful day, man. 2792 01:38:24,599 --> 01:38:26,001 Oh, thanks. 2793 01:38:28,903 --> 01:38:30,105 (sighs) 2794 01:38:31,806 --> 01:38:32,874 (shower curtain opens) 2795 01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:34,809 GARDNER: How'd you sleep, big man? 2796 01:38:36,444 --> 01:38:37,845 I hear you're Stan's kid. 2797 01:38:37,980 --> 01:38:39,948 He was a brave man. It's an honor to meet you. 2798 01:38:40,082 --> 01:38:41,149 Thanks, man. 2799 01:38:41,283 --> 01:38:42,684 It's a, it's an honor to meet you, too. 2800 01:38:42,817 --> 01:38:44,219 I-I didn't do anything, though. 2801 01:38:44,352 --> 01:38:45,820 You don't think you did? 2802 01:38:45,954 --> 01:38:46,955 No. 2803 01:38:47,089 --> 01:38:49,691 I appreciate your sacrifice. 2804 01:38:51,659 --> 01:38:53,295 No, I got this one to impress a girl. 2805 01:38:53,428 --> 01:38:55,297 Oh? And how did that work out? 2806 01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:56,798 Not good. 2807 01:38:56,931 --> 01:38:58,566 -We've been married 18 years. -PAPA: Ooh, poor woman. 2808 01:38:58,700 --> 01:39:00,635 -18 years, huh? -Congratulations. 2809 01:39:00,768 --> 01:39:01,836 -Thank you. -Wow. 2810 01:39:01,970 --> 01:39:04,672 The rest I got, you know, Maori, tribal. 2811 01:39:04,806 --> 01:39:05,873 SCOTT: It's beautiful work, man. 2812 01:39:06,008 --> 01:39:06,874 Thank you, man. I appreciate that. 2813 01:39:07,009 --> 01:39:07,976 -What was that one? -Maori. 2814 01:39:08,110 --> 01:39:09,477 This stands for strength and courage. 2815 01:39:09,611 --> 01:39:10,512 -LOCKWOOD: Really? Yeah. 2816 01:39:10,645 --> 01:39:12,314 (door opens) 2817 01:39:12,447 --> 01:39:14,816 What the hell are you still doing here? 2818 01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:16,551 Well, you know, believe it or not, 2819 01:39:16,684 --> 01:39:19,487 I-I couldn't find a place to live in just a night, so... 2820 01:39:19,621 --> 01:39:21,889 -I believe it. -I'm kind of fucked, Ray. 2821 01:39:22,024 --> 01:39:23,058 RAY: Yes, you are. 2822 01:39:23,191 --> 01:39:24,426 I'd say finish up your free breakfast, 2823 01:39:24,559 --> 01:39:26,428 and, uh, hit the bricks. 2824 01:39:26,561 --> 01:39:27,862 All right. It's all right. 2825 01:39:27,996 --> 01:39:30,032 The kid can stay. 2826 01:39:30,165 --> 01:39:32,734 But you got to work, all right? You ready to do some work? 2827 01:39:32,867 --> 01:39:36,171 Yeah. Did... did you just, did you just make me a fireman? 2828 01:39:36,304 --> 01:39:37,739 (Rivera laughs) 2829 01:39:37,872 --> 01:39:38,940 No. 2830 01:39:39,074 --> 01:39:40,908 Go clean the toilets or get the fuck out. 2831 01:39:41,043 --> 01:39:43,345 Did I make you a-- What... 2832 01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:44,746 RIVERA: Hey, do me a favor. 2833 01:39:44,879 --> 01:39:47,049 The bathroom downstairs-- I-I used it. 2834 01:39:47,182 --> 01:39:48,583 You can start there. 2835 01:39:48,716 --> 01:39:50,218 (whispers): Great. 2836 01:39:50,352 --> 01:39:52,220 Get gloves. Pretty muddy. 2837 01:39:52,354 --> 01:39:54,022 You know, when I see a big stain like that, 2838 01:39:54,156 --> 01:39:56,724 I go up and down, and then I go left and right. 2839 01:39:56,858 --> 01:39:58,560 -Good times. -There you go. 2840 01:39:58,693 --> 01:40:00,395 You got to get the splatter. 2841 01:40:00,528 --> 01:40:02,230 ♪ ♪ 2842 01:40:02,364 --> 01:40:04,632 PALAZZO: You see that? That's a nice straight line. 2843 01:40:04,766 --> 01:40:08,070 Yeah, you guys, uh, got to do a lot of shit work, huh? 2844 01:40:08,203 --> 01:40:09,937 We don't refer to it as shit work. 2845 01:40:10,072 --> 01:40:12,107 This is our house. We want it to look nice. 2846 01:40:12,240 --> 01:40:13,941 You know, company pride. 2847 01:40:14,076 --> 01:40:15,443 You got to wash it hot. 2848 01:40:15,577 --> 01:40:17,979 Hot. Not warm, not cold. Extra hot. 2849 01:40:18,113 --> 01:40:19,647 -Okay. -Because of the bedbugs. 2850 01:40:19,781 --> 01:40:20,882 What-What's bedbugs? 2851 01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:22,750 They're, uh, a-a tiny insect 2852 01:40:22,884 --> 01:40:25,387 that get into your home and they run you out. 2853 01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:27,122 ♪ ♪ 2854 01:40:33,761 --> 01:40:34,929 (Scott groans) 2855 01:40:35,063 --> 01:40:37,031 (laughter) 2856 01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:43,971 -You know how they procreate? -No. 2857 01:40:44,106 --> 01:40:46,108 The male bedbug takes his penis 2858 01:40:46,241 --> 01:40:47,975 and jams it into the female's stomach. 2859 01:40:48,110 --> 01:40:50,612 Does the female have a vagina? Yeah, she does. 2860 01:40:50,745 --> 01:40:51,746 It doesn't matter. 2861 01:40:51,879 --> 01:40:53,815 He jams it into her stomach. 2862 01:40:53,948 --> 01:40:55,750 Well, how do you know all this, man? 2863 01:40:55,883 --> 01:40:57,552 How do I know? I researched it. 2864 01:40:59,954 --> 01:41:01,756 -Just flip it over. Flip. -Oh, just a flip. 2865 01:41:01,889 --> 01:41:02,990 -There you go, yeah. -Okay. 2866 01:41:03,125 --> 01:41:04,459 You got it. Just flip it right down. 2867 01:41:05,493 --> 01:41:06,661 -Very nice. -Mm. 2868 01:41:08,130 --> 01:41:09,864 Well done. 2869 01:41:09,997 --> 01:41:12,467 When you have bedbugs, everybody leaves. 2870 01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:13,701 My parents stopped calling. 2871 01:41:13,835 --> 01:41:15,437 My brothers and sisters stopped coming over. 2872 01:41:15,570 --> 01:41:17,539 My girl left. Everybody's gone. 2873 01:41:17,672 --> 01:41:19,774 And you know who's there for you at the end? 2874 01:41:19,907 --> 01:41:20,775 Ironically? 2875 01:41:20,908 --> 01:41:22,009 The bedbugs. 2876 01:41:22,144 --> 01:41:24,112 PALAZZO: I never thought I'd say it, 2877 01:41:24,246 --> 01:41:25,713 but if I make chief, I'm making you my aide. 2878 01:41:25,847 --> 01:41:27,349 -PAPA: Yeah? -What's up, kid? 2879 01:41:27,482 --> 01:41:29,451 PAPA: Well, how do you think you did on the test? 2880 01:41:29,584 --> 01:41:30,585 PALAZZO: Tough test. 2881 01:41:30,718 --> 01:41:32,019 I mean, you know, I hope I did good. 2882 01:41:32,154 --> 01:41:33,188 Fuck! 2883 01:41:40,094 --> 01:41:41,796 -He's doing a good job. -(scoffs) 2884 01:41:41,929 --> 01:41:43,565 He knows how to wash a truck. 2885 01:41:43,698 --> 01:41:46,301 Getting ready for his career working at a car wash. 2886 01:41:46,434 --> 01:41:48,803 You ever gonna give this kid a break or what? 2887 01:41:48,936 --> 01:41:51,005 I don't know what I'm supposed to do. 2888 01:41:52,106 --> 01:41:53,875 Then do nothing. 2889 01:41:55,877 --> 01:41:58,180 Were you on the job when Stan was killed? 2890 01:41:58,313 --> 01:42:00,582 Yeah. You know I was. 2891 01:42:00,715 --> 01:42:03,885 What's the first thing you thought of when you heard? 2892 01:42:07,622 --> 01:42:09,891 I-I wondered if he had kids. 2893 01:42:20,735 --> 01:42:22,604 Why do we have to clean this thing anyway? 2894 01:42:22,737 --> 01:42:24,739 It's just gonna get fire on it. 2895 01:42:24,872 --> 01:42:26,741 You think the people that are burning alive 2896 01:42:26,874 --> 01:42:28,776 give a fuck if the truck is shiny? 2897 01:42:28,910 --> 01:42:30,144 Just saying. 2898 01:42:30,278 --> 01:42:32,013 I don't even know why you got to clean the truck. 2899 01:42:32,146 --> 01:42:35,016 What, you're trying to show up all sexy to a fire? 2900 01:42:35,149 --> 01:42:37,319 I like him. 2901 01:42:41,189 --> 01:42:42,390 (shouting) 2902 01:42:42,524 --> 01:42:44,158 (laughter) 2903 01:42:49,431 --> 01:42:50,732 No! No! Stop! 2904 01:42:50,865 --> 01:42:52,534 All right! 2905 01:42:55,203 --> 01:42:57,205 Let me fix that backpack. It's slipping. 2906 01:42:59,907 --> 01:43:02,076 It's weird having you walk me to school. 2907 01:43:02,210 --> 01:43:03,478 Why is that? 2908 01:43:03,611 --> 01:43:06,414 'Cause Scott always walks me. 2909 01:43:06,548 --> 01:43:08,883 I walk you sometimes. 2910 01:43:09,016 --> 01:43:10,618 I guess so. 2911 01:43:12,354 --> 01:43:15,156 Is he, uh, is he weird around you guys? 2912 01:43:15,290 --> 01:43:16,458 No. 2913 01:43:16,591 --> 01:43:18,260 He's nice. 2914 01:43:18,393 --> 01:43:20,795 He asks me how I'm doing. 2915 01:43:20,928 --> 01:43:23,097 What do you tell him? 2916 01:43:23,231 --> 01:43:25,733 I say I'm doing fine. 2917 01:43:25,867 --> 01:43:28,470 Look, you don't have to lie to make me feel better, all right? 2918 01:43:28,603 --> 01:43:30,772 I know me and your mom could do a better job 2919 01:43:30,905 --> 01:43:33,408 getting along through all of this, and, uh... 2920 01:43:33,541 --> 01:43:36,143 Hey, I'm sorry if I haven't handled it so well. 2921 01:43:38,446 --> 01:43:40,515 What's that? 2922 01:43:40,648 --> 01:43:42,584 Oh, that's Ice Flash. 2923 01:43:42,717 --> 01:43:45,787 Scott drew it for me, but it didn't come out so good. 2924 01:43:45,920 --> 01:43:48,490 Yeah, I think his drawings are a little shaky. 2925 01:43:48,623 --> 01:43:50,258 That's the one that I drew. 2926 01:43:53,428 --> 01:43:54,929 This is how he drew it. 2927 01:43:59,934 --> 01:44:01,202 It's good, right? 2928 01:44:01,336 --> 01:44:03,638 Yeah, it's better than good. 2929 01:44:03,771 --> 01:44:05,707 Did a great job. 2930 01:44:05,840 --> 01:44:06,974 Yeah. 2931 01:44:07,108 --> 01:44:08,776 He said he was gonna teach me. 2932 01:44:08,910 --> 01:44:11,145 RAY: He said he'd teach you how to do that? 2933 01:44:11,279 --> 01:44:12,580 Yeah. 2934 01:44:13,615 --> 01:44:15,617 And he stays to his word. 2935 01:44:22,757 --> 01:44:23,991 ("Head Over Heels" by The Go-Go's playing) 2936 01:44:24,125 --> 01:44:25,727 JOY: It's so nice in here now. 2937 01:44:25,860 --> 01:44:27,562 I love it. I love the colors. 2938 01:44:27,695 --> 01:44:28,663 I love everything. 2939 01:44:28,796 --> 01:44:29,697 -Mm! -SCOTT: Hey. 2940 01:44:29,831 --> 01:44:31,198 -Oh, hey, Scott. -What's... 2941 01:44:31,333 --> 01:44:32,400 What's going on in here? 2942 01:44:32,534 --> 01:44:33,668 Where-- Why is everything so different? 2943 01:44:33,801 --> 01:44:35,470 JOY: Isn't it nice? Do you like it? 2944 01:44:35,603 --> 01:44:37,905 Is that a pink chair? 2945 01:44:38,039 --> 01:44:40,342 -Yeah, we've been redecorating. -W-What's up with the drapes? 2946 01:44:40,475 --> 01:44:41,476 -Yeah. -(Margie laughs) 2947 01:44:41,609 --> 01:44:42,977 Plants, too. 2948 01:44:43,110 --> 01:44:44,646 Yeah. Why's... 2949 01:44:44,779 --> 01:44:46,147 Your mother has great taste. 2950 01:44:46,280 --> 01:44:47,382 Yeah. 2951 01:44:47,515 --> 01:44:48,916 MARGIE: Where have you been staying? 2952 01:44:49,050 --> 01:44:51,085 Oh, I've been, uh, at the firehouse with Ray. 2953 01:44:51,218 --> 01:44:53,821 Oh, okay. Well, I'm just glad that you're not on the street. 2954 01:44:53,955 --> 01:44:56,524 JOY: I told you he wasn't homeless. 2955 01:44:56,658 --> 01:44:58,493 When you're right, you're ri-- I love this green. 2956 01:44:58,626 --> 01:45:00,161 -MARGIE: Yeah, well... -We-- I actually have been 2957 01:45:00,294 --> 01:45:03,431 learning, uh, a lot and, like, bonding with the guys. 2958 01:45:03,565 --> 01:45:04,699 -Oh. -So, uh, yeah. 2959 01:45:04,832 --> 01:45:06,167 Yeah, they got me cleaning. 2960 01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:08,436 Uh, they got me, like, washing stuff and, like, 2961 01:45:08,570 --> 01:45:10,738 -working around the firehouse and... -Mm-hmm. Oh. 2962 01:45:10,872 --> 01:45:12,540 I really understand where you were coming from before. 2963 01:45:12,674 --> 01:45:14,108 You know, when you threw me out. 2964 01:45:14,241 --> 01:45:16,544 Like, I think I really got my shit together now, 2965 01:45:16,678 --> 01:45:18,613 and I'm ready to, like, come back and... 2966 01:45:18,746 --> 01:45:20,214 (laughing): Okay. 2967 01:45:20,348 --> 01:45:23,618 So, like, you think you know what hard work is? 2968 01:45:23,751 --> 01:45:25,620 Well, I wouldn't say that, but, you-you know, 2969 01:45:25,753 --> 01:45:27,288 I-I-I definitely have an idea. 2970 01:45:27,422 --> 01:45:29,791 -(Joy laughing) -You mopped a floor 2971 01:45:29,924 --> 01:45:31,426 and-and you cooked. 2972 01:45:31,559 --> 01:45:33,595 You cleaned a bathroom once. 2973 01:45:33,728 --> 01:45:35,296 Oh. Oh, Scott. 2974 01:45:35,430 --> 01:45:37,732 And how's your shoulder feel after all that very hard work? 2975 01:45:37,865 --> 01:45:38,733 (Margie and Joy laughing) 2976 01:45:38,866 --> 01:45:40,034 Oh, you're making fun of me. 2977 01:45:40,167 --> 01:45:41,102 Why are you making fun-- 2978 01:45:41,235 --> 01:45:42,470 I-I worked really hard. I did. 2979 01:45:42,604 --> 01:45:43,471 Ask Ray. 2980 01:45:43,605 --> 01:45:44,939 He's trying to get back. 2981 01:45:45,072 --> 01:45:46,140 (laughing) 2982 01:45:46,273 --> 01:45:47,274 Eat a dick, Joy. 2983 01:45:47,409 --> 01:45:48,943 Had one for breakfast. 2984 01:45:49,076 --> 01:45:49,944 I'm full. 2985 01:45:50,077 --> 01:45:51,413 Hey! 2986 01:45:51,546 --> 01:45:53,581 And-and wh-- and where's Dad's shrine? 2987 01:45:53,715 --> 01:45:54,916 -Where-where-where... -Oh, you're ruining the vibe. 2988 01:45:55,049 --> 01:45:56,283 Where's his shrine? Where's Dad's shrine? 2989 01:45:56,418 --> 01:45:58,486 All of his stuff is gone. All my shit's gone. 2990 01:45:58,620 --> 01:46:00,087 -What's going on? -Honey. 2991 01:46:00,221 --> 01:46:01,489 Uh, all right, let-- I'm-I'm really sorry. 2992 01:46:01,623 --> 01:46:02,824 I'm sorry I raised my voice. I'm sorry. 2993 01:46:02,957 --> 01:46:04,125 -I'm sorry I laughed. -Could we talk in private? 2994 01:46:04,258 --> 01:46:05,226 -Let's go outside, yeah. -Yeah. 2995 01:46:05,359 --> 01:46:06,728 So we're gonna speak for a minute. 2996 01:46:06,861 --> 01:46:08,763 -I'm sorry. -So sorry. -SCOTT: It's okay, Joy. 2997 01:46:08,896 --> 01:46:10,331 -Let's just have a real... -Let's just-- Yeah. 2998 01:46:10,465 --> 01:46:12,099 -Let's just talk outside. -Let's just get into it. 2999 01:46:12,233 --> 01:46:13,234 You know? Right. Okay. 3000 01:46:13,367 --> 01:46:14,335 -So... -(lock clicks) 3001 01:46:14,469 --> 01:46:15,770 JOY: Oh, no, you did not! 3002 01:46:15,903 --> 01:46:17,104 (Joy and Margie laughing) 3003 01:46:17,238 --> 01:46:18,305 LOCKWOOD (over speakers): Code alarm. 3004 01:46:18,440 --> 01:46:20,074 -Engine and truck are first due. -(alarm ringing) 3005 01:46:20,207 --> 01:46:21,275 Box 118. 3006 01:46:21,409 --> 01:46:22,744 Heavy smoke coming from the roof. 3007 01:46:22,877 --> 01:46:24,646 Hey, yo, Scott, you want to ride this one in? 3008 01:46:24,779 --> 01:46:26,147 Is-is that okay? 3009 01:46:27,482 --> 01:46:28,783 Yeah, jump in. 3010 01:46:28,916 --> 01:46:30,652 -Jump in. -(truck engine starts) 3011 01:46:30,785 --> 01:46:32,987 (truck doors closing) 3012 01:46:33,120 --> 01:46:34,756 -(sirens wailing) -PALAZZO: Listen up. 3013 01:46:34,889 --> 01:46:36,758 We're getting multiple calls on this box. 3014 01:46:36,891 --> 01:46:38,660 We're going to a fire. Suit up! 3015 01:46:38,793 --> 01:46:40,462 (into radio): Ladder 5-7 to Staten Island. 3016 01:46:40,595 --> 01:46:41,963 DISPATCHER: Yes, go ahead, Ladder 5-7. 3017 01:46:42,096 --> 01:46:43,531 PALAZZO: Transmitting second alarm. 3018 01:46:43,665 --> 01:46:44,766 Box 1-1-8. 3019 01:46:44,899 --> 01:46:46,468 Fire in the first and second floor 3020 01:46:46,601 --> 01:46:48,470 of a five-story multiple dwelling. 3021 01:46:48,603 --> 01:46:51,439 ♪ ♪ 3022 01:46:59,113 --> 01:47:01,849 (sirens continue wailing) 3023 01:47:01,983 --> 01:47:02,884 DISPATCHER (over speakers): 1-4-9 to 1-4-9, 3024 01:47:03,017 --> 01:47:05,319 Chauffer to start work. 3025 01:47:05,453 --> 01:47:06,988 PAPA (over speakers): 1-4-9 Chauffeur to Control. 3026 01:47:07,121 --> 01:47:08,289 Turn on the hydrant. 3027 01:47:08,422 --> 01:47:10,692 PALAZZO: All right. Suit up. 3028 01:47:10,825 --> 01:47:12,560 SAVAGE: 10-4. 3029 01:47:12,694 --> 01:47:15,229 PALAZZO: Ladder 5-7 to Chauffeur. 3030 01:47:15,362 --> 01:47:18,399 George, take the aerial and vent that third-floor window, 3031 01:47:18,533 --> 01:47:20,434 and then get the aerial to the roof. 3032 01:47:23,204 --> 01:47:24,739 LOCKWOOD: 1-4-9 to 1-4-9. 3033 01:47:24,872 --> 01:47:26,207 Chauffeur, start water. 3034 01:47:26,340 --> 01:47:28,342 ♪ ♪ 3035 01:47:32,279 --> 01:47:34,482 PALAZZO: Are you guys ready? I'm opening the door. 3036 01:47:37,184 --> 01:47:39,020 49, here comes your water. 3037 01:47:39,153 --> 01:47:41,889 PALAZZO: Hit it, hit it. Go. Hit it, hit it! 3038 01:47:42,023 --> 01:47:44,025 (chatter continues) 3039 01:47:48,863 --> 01:47:50,364 I'm good. 3040 01:47:50,498 --> 01:47:51,633 -SAVAGE: You all right? -Yeah. 3041 01:47:53,067 --> 01:47:54,569 They're gonna be fine. They got this. 3042 01:47:54,702 --> 01:47:56,838 Yeah, yeah, I-I know. 3043 01:47:56,971 --> 01:47:59,541 I know it looks bad, but they know what they're doing. 3044 01:47:59,674 --> 01:48:01,108 All right? 3045 01:48:01,242 --> 01:48:02,610 RIVERA: Ladder 5-7, Chauffeur 5-7. 3046 01:48:02,744 --> 01:48:05,379 I just vented the third-floor window. 3047 01:48:05,513 --> 01:48:07,515 I'm bringing the aerial to the roof. 3048 01:48:11,719 --> 01:48:13,721 RAY: 5-7 O.V. to 5-7. 3049 01:48:13,855 --> 01:48:16,123 I got a 10-45 on the second floor. 3050 01:48:16,257 --> 01:48:18,125 Gonna bring him down the inside stairs. 3051 01:48:18,259 --> 01:48:19,794 LOCKWOOD: 10-4, Ray. 3052 01:48:19,927 --> 01:48:21,395 RIVERA: 5-7 roof to 5-7... 3053 01:48:21,529 --> 01:48:24,065 PAPA: 1-4-9 Chauffeur to 1-4-9. 3054 01:48:24,198 --> 01:48:26,768 -How's the water pressure? -RIVERA: Pressure's fine. 3055 01:48:26,901 --> 01:48:29,871 ♪ ♪ 3056 01:48:32,907 --> 01:48:34,542 PALAZZO: 5-7-9 to 5-7, 3057 01:48:34,676 --> 01:48:36,443 all the apartments on the first floor are clear. 3058 01:48:36,578 --> 01:48:38,012 RIVERA: 10-4, Cap. 3059 01:48:42,383 --> 01:48:44,251 LOCKWOOD: You know, everyone gets nervous 3060 01:48:44,385 --> 01:48:45,486 during their first fire. 3061 01:48:45,620 --> 01:48:47,421 You know, when I was a probie, I was so scared, 3062 01:48:47,555 --> 01:48:49,423 I would follow my captain everywhere, 3063 01:48:49,557 --> 01:48:51,058 just hold on to his jacket. 3064 01:48:51,192 --> 01:48:53,595 You know, follow him around, hold on for dear life. 3065 01:48:53,728 --> 01:48:54,996 -RIVERA: Yeah. -PAPA: No, but, uh, 3066 01:48:55,129 --> 01:48:56,964 you know, everybody gets a little scared. 3067 01:48:57,098 --> 01:48:58,733 I mean, you know, I mean, it's-- keeps you honest. 3068 01:48:58,866 --> 01:49:00,267 You know? No, if you don't get scared, 3069 01:49:00,401 --> 01:49:01,936 -there's something wrong with you. -LOCKWOOD: Mm-hmm. 3070 01:49:02,069 --> 01:49:03,337 ("The Weight" by The Band playing) 3071 01:49:03,470 --> 01:49:06,574 And, by the way, your dad never got scared. 3072 01:49:06,708 --> 01:49:08,175 (laughter) 3073 01:49:08,309 --> 01:49:09,944 Yeah? How-how do you know? 3074 01:49:11,979 --> 01:49:14,481 I mean, back in the day, I-I was at the same house 3075 01:49:14,616 --> 01:49:16,684 with him for about six months, so... 3076 01:49:16,818 --> 01:49:18,620 Wait, you worked with my dad for six months 3077 01:49:18,753 --> 01:49:20,487 -and you're just telling me? -Yeah. I mean, I-- 3078 01:49:20,622 --> 01:49:22,156 Yeah, I didn't want to make you feel weird. 3079 01:49:22,289 --> 01:49:23,457 LOCKWOOD: We didn't want to insult you 3080 01:49:23,591 --> 01:49:25,459 'cause you seem a little delicate. 3081 01:49:25,593 --> 01:49:26,594 -No. Please. -PAPA: Well, yeah. 3082 01:49:26,728 --> 01:49:28,162 What, w-what was he like? 3083 01:49:28,295 --> 01:49:30,331 He was kind of like you. 3084 01:49:30,464 --> 01:49:32,166 You know, like, if you didn't know him, 3085 01:49:32,299 --> 01:49:34,001 you'd think he was a crack baby, but he was... 3086 01:49:34,135 --> 01:49:35,469 (laughter) 3087 01:49:35,603 --> 01:49:37,304 No, but he was a good guy. He was a, he was a great guy. 3088 01:49:37,438 --> 01:49:39,306 -He was a great guy. -Well, I-I, I mean, I heard 3089 01:49:39,440 --> 01:49:40,541 -he was fucking hilarious. -Oh, yeah. 3090 01:49:40,675 --> 01:49:42,176 And-and he got away with so much shit, 3091 01:49:42,309 --> 01:49:43,945 like, because he was so freaking likable. 3092 01:49:44,078 --> 01:49:46,113 What kind of stuff? Like, w-what'd he get away with? 3093 01:49:46,247 --> 01:49:48,382 One time, we were driving down the West Side Highway 3094 01:49:48,515 --> 01:49:50,317 -after being out all night... -LOCKWOOD: Mm. 3095 01:49:50,451 --> 01:49:51,318 You know this. 3096 01:49:51,452 --> 01:49:52,954 This is a good one. 3097 01:49:53,087 --> 01:49:54,288 And, uh, he's, like, 3098 01:49:54,421 --> 01:49:56,023 he's up on the-- through the sunroof. 3099 01:49:56,157 --> 01:49:57,659 He's, like, sitting on top of the car. 3100 01:49:57,792 --> 01:49:59,393 We're like-- We couldn't get him in. 3101 01:49:59,526 --> 01:50:01,996 So we start speeding up, stopping short, you know. 3102 01:50:02,129 --> 01:50:03,497 (laughs) 3103 01:50:03,631 --> 01:50:08,002 By the time we hit the bridge, he fell onto the windshield. 3104 01:50:08,135 --> 01:50:09,370 -(laughing): So he's... -What? 3105 01:50:09,503 --> 01:50:10,504 he's, like... 3106 01:50:10,638 --> 01:50:11,739 -(laughter) -SCOTT: What? 3107 01:50:11,873 --> 01:50:14,341 Hanging on, cursing at us, putting his face 3108 01:50:14,475 --> 01:50:15,409 up against the windshield. 3109 01:50:15,542 --> 01:50:17,879 He's like, "You motherfuckers!" 3110 01:50:18,012 --> 01:50:20,314 -It was like some real Tom Cruise shit. -(laughter) 3111 01:50:20,447 --> 01:50:21,983 So... (laughs) 3112 01:50:22,116 --> 01:50:23,918 (laughter) 3113 01:50:24,051 --> 01:50:25,653 We get into Brooklyn. 3114 01:50:25,787 --> 01:50:27,554 And sure-sure enough, there's cops. 3115 01:50:27,689 --> 01:50:29,523 Like, uh, like they were waiting for us. 3116 01:50:29,657 --> 01:50:30,858 SCOTT: Oh, shit. 3117 01:50:30,992 --> 01:50:32,559 PAPA: So now I'm like, "Oh, fuck. We're screwed." 3118 01:50:32,694 --> 01:50:34,996 Stan gets off the car. He goes over to the cop. 3119 01:50:35,129 --> 01:50:37,865 I'm thinking, "Oh, shit, he's gonna fucking clock this cop. 3120 01:50:37,999 --> 01:50:39,400 He's gonna, you know..." 3121 01:50:39,533 --> 01:50:41,402 And he goes right up to him, grabs his face, 3122 01:50:41,535 --> 01:50:43,705 and he kisses him on the lips. 3123 01:50:43,838 --> 01:50:44,739 (laughter) 3124 01:50:44,872 --> 01:50:46,107 They went to high school together. 3125 01:50:46,240 --> 01:50:47,875 They went to fucking high school together. 3126 01:50:48,009 --> 01:50:49,711 I'm like, "Only Stan could get away with that." 3127 01:50:49,844 --> 01:50:51,112 I swear to God. 3128 01:50:51,245 --> 01:50:52,413 Well, you know, the rumor is 3129 01:50:52,546 --> 01:50:53,915 that he got the coke from the cops. 3130 01:50:54,048 --> 01:50:56,217 Not that cop. There was another cop he knew in Manhattan. 3131 01:50:56,350 --> 01:50:57,685 -(laughter) -What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No. 3132 01:50:57,819 --> 01:50:59,453 -Coke? What? No. -RAY: Guys, guys, guys. 3133 01:50:59,586 --> 01:51:01,555 -Guys, it's his dad. -So? 3134 01:51:01,689 --> 01:51:02,724 -I didn't know it was a secret. -RAY: It's his dad. 3135 01:51:02,857 --> 01:51:04,058 You can't just tease me with that. 3136 01:51:04,191 --> 01:51:05,292 -Please, guys, but... -It was... 3137 01:51:05,426 --> 01:51:07,028 You don't understand. My mom, my mom tells me 3138 01:51:07,161 --> 01:51:08,162 all these stories about how much 3139 01:51:08,295 --> 01:51:09,396 he's like a saint and all that shit. 3140 01:51:09,530 --> 01:51:10,798 Like, I-I would love to hear a coke story. 3141 01:51:10,932 --> 01:51:11,933 -Please. -The PG-13 version. 3142 01:51:12,066 --> 01:51:13,367 No, you don't-- No, the real version. 3143 01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:14,902 You don't understand the amount of pressure I'm under, 3144 01:51:15,036 --> 01:51:16,570 -thinking this guy's perfect. -All right, fuck it, fuck it. 3145 01:51:16,704 --> 01:51:18,205 All right, we were coked out of our minds. 3146 01:51:18,339 --> 01:51:19,540 -Nice. -All right? We all were. 3147 01:51:19,673 --> 01:51:21,542 -(laughing) -We all-- Well, I mean, uh, we were. 3148 01:51:21,675 --> 01:51:23,410 -But that was a different time. I mean, we all did it. -Right. 3149 01:51:23,544 --> 01:51:24,578 This guy was the cokehead. 3150 01:51:24,712 --> 01:51:25,980 -You were the cokehead. -All right. 3151 01:51:26,113 --> 01:51:27,949 I stopped four years ago. You know that. 3152 01:51:28,082 --> 01:51:29,116 What are you talk-- How do you think 3153 01:51:29,250 --> 01:51:30,251 he stayed this skinny all these years? 3154 01:51:30,384 --> 01:51:31,618 No, I have a high metabolism. 3155 01:51:31,753 --> 01:51:34,055 They should have his face on a nickel in Bolivia. 3156 01:51:34,188 --> 01:51:36,190 (laughter) 3157 01:51:38,860 --> 01:51:40,327 PAPA: But playtime was playtime, all right? 3158 01:51:40,461 --> 01:51:42,830 Like, you know, when he was at work, 3159 01:51:42,964 --> 01:51:45,767 he was, he was all, you know, business. 3160 01:51:45,900 --> 01:51:47,935 All right? And he was the guy you wanted by your side 3161 01:51:48,069 --> 01:51:49,937 if-if you were going into a fire. 3162 01:51:50,071 --> 01:51:51,272 Yeah, I mean, if they were gonna, 3163 01:51:51,405 --> 01:51:53,307 like, build a fireman from scratch, 3164 01:51:53,440 --> 01:51:56,343 he would've been, you know... 3165 01:51:56,477 --> 01:51:57,611 -Prototype. -Yeah. Yeah. 3166 01:51:57,745 --> 01:51:59,613 Exactly. You know, top to bottom... 3167 01:51:59,747 --> 01:52:02,149 He's a fireman. 3168 01:52:02,283 --> 01:52:03,417 You know? 3169 01:52:03,550 --> 01:52:06,120 -You know, as brave as they come. -Yeah. 3170 01:52:06,253 --> 01:52:09,991 You know, I was thinking about what you said at the game 3171 01:52:10,124 --> 01:52:13,761 about, you know, like, firemen shouldn't have kids. 3172 01:52:15,763 --> 01:52:17,098 Let me tell you something. 3173 01:52:17,231 --> 01:52:19,633 You know, your dad, he didn't just die 3174 01:52:19,767 --> 01:52:21,468 saving those two people that night. 3175 01:52:21,602 --> 01:52:23,337 I mean, he did that a lot. 3176 01:52:23,470 --> 01:52:24,939 You know, like, sometimes, 3177 01:52:25,072 --> 01:52:26,407 he wouldn't even wait for the line. 3178 01:52:26,540 --> 01:52:28,542 He'd just, he'd just go in, like, a fully involved room, 3179 01:52:28,675 --> 01:52:30,277 and you're, like-- I'm like, "What are you doing?" 3180 01:52:30,411 --> 01:52:33,647 And because if-if he heard there was somebody in there, 3181 01:52:33,781 --> 01:52:35,682 he'd just go in. 3182 01:52:35,817 --> 01:52:37,351 That's the way, you know-- (stammers) 3183 01:52:37,484 --> 01:52:38,685 He-- That's who he was. 3184 01:52:38,820 --> 01:52:40,021 That's how he was built, you know? 3185 01:52:40,154 --> 01:52:42,323 He couldn't, he couldn't not be that way. 3186 01:52:44,358 --> 01:52:46,227 You understand? 3187 01:52:46,360 --> 01:52:49,563 Thank you. No, thank you, thank you for sharing. 3188 01:52:49,696 --> 01:52:51,698 That's awesome. 3189 01:52:51,833 --> 01:52:53,334 He would slap the shit out of me 3190 01:52:53,467 --> 01:52:56,470 if he heard me say this about him, but he was a hero. 3191 01:52:58,205 --> 01:53:00,541 And heroes are necessary. 3192 01:53:00,674 --> 01:53:03,244 And they should be allowed to have families, all right? 3193 01:53:03,377 --> 01:53:06,180 But I know it means, you know, 3194 01:53:06,313 --> 01:53:08,883 that people suffer. 3195 01:53:09,016 --> 01:53:12,086 And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 3196 01:53:12,219 --> 01:53:14,889 Well, but I'm sorry for being a dick. 3197 01:53:15,022 --> 01:53:17,859 -There's-there's two sides to every story. -No. 3198 01:53:17,992 --> 01:53:20,928 Thank you for sharing with me. Thanks for taking me here. 3199 01:53:21,062 --> 01:53:23,230 -All right, we don't have to get all Oprah. -Yeah. 3200 01:53:23,364 --> 01:53:25,099 -(mutters) It's all right. -Hey, to Stan. 3201 01:53:25,232 --> 01:53:26,100 -Yeah, Stan. -Yeah, Stan. 3202 01:53:26,233 --> 01:53:28,669 -Stan. -Stan. -Stan. 3203 01:53:28,802 --> 01:53:30,804 ("One Headlight" by The Wallflowers playing) 3204 01:53:35,576 --> 01:53:38,012 (all singing along): ♪ Hey ♪ 3205 01:53:38,145 --> 01:53:40,181 ♪ Come on, try a little ♪ 3206 01:53:40,314 --> 01:53:42,349 ♪ Nothing is forever ♪ 3207 01:53:42,483 --> 01:53:45,186 ♪ There's got to be something better than ♪ 3208 01:53:45,319 --> 01:53:46,553 ♪ In the middle ♪ 3209 01:53:46,687 --> 01:53:49,056 ♪ But me and Cinderella ♪ 3210 01:53:49,190 --> 01:53:50,724 ♪ We put it all together ♪ 3211 01:53:50,858 --> 01:53:54,828 ♪ We can drive it home ♪ 3212 01:53:56,497 --> 01:53:58,900 ♪ With one headlight ♪ 3213 01:53:59,033 --> 01:54:02,236 (cheering, excited chatter) 3214 01:54:05,072 --> 01:54:08,242 -♪ She said it's cold, it feels like... ♪ -(song fades) 3215 01:54:08,375 --> 01:54:09,676 My head hurts. I-- 3216 01:54:09,810 --> 01:54:12,613 This-this is why I don't drink. I just, I just smoke weed. 3217 01:54:14,615 --> 01:54:16,650 Hey, so what are you gonna do? 3218 01:54:16,783 --> 01:54:18,119 (Scott sighs) 3219 01:54:18,252 --> 01:54:20,988 With-with what? 3220 01:54:21,122 --> 01:54:22,756 With your life. 3221 01:54:24,591 --> 01:54:26,593 You must be passionate about something. 3222 01:54:28,229 --> 01:54:30,797 Um, yeah, the... the tattoo thing. 3223 01:54:30,932 --> 01:54:33,200 I... I love that. 3224 01:54:34,635 --> 01:54:36,837 Were you, like, into that? 3225 01:54:36,971 --> 01:54:41,208 No, you know, it-it takes a lot of practice, you know, and... 3226 01:54:42,977 --> 01:54:46,280 None of my friends will let me tattoo them anymore and... 3227 01:54:46,413 --> 01:54:48,415 Hey, why don't you give me a tattoo? 3228 01:54:49,450 --> 01:54:50,985 What? 3229 01:54:51,118 --> 01:54:52,286 What-what? 3230 01:54:52,419 --> 01:54:53,754 Come on, I don't have any tattoos. 3231 01:54:53,887 --> 01:54:56,823 I'm a, I'm a blank slate, man. (chuckles) 3232 01:54:56,958 --> 01:54:58,825 Put it on my back. Yeah, use it for practice. 3233 01:54:58,960 --> 01:55:00,827 Well... well, you're just saying this 3234 01:55:00,962 --> 01:55:02,296 'cause you're drunk, right? You're not... 3235 01:55:02,429 --> 01:55:03,664 -You're not actually... -Isn't everybody drunk 3236 01:55:03,797 --> 01:55:05,933 when they get their first tattoo? 3237 01:55:06,067 --> 01:55:07,268 Touché, Ray. 3238 01:55:07,401 --> 01:55:08,535 Yeah. 3239 01:55:08,669 --> 01:55:10,271 It's my back. I don't give a fuck. 3240 01:55:10,404 --> 01:55:12,306 I'm never gonna see it. 3241 01:55:12,439 --> 01:55:15,642 Plus, I got to tell you something, you know. 3242 01:55:15,776 --> 01:55:18,345 I saw that drawing you did for Harold. 3243 01:55:20,347 --> 01:55:23,217 I was kind of blown away by it, man. You... 3244 01:55:23,350 --> 01:55:25,219 You're getting really good at it. 3245 01:55:25,352 --> 01:55:27,288 I'm practicing a lot. 3246 01:55:27,421 --> 01:55:29,023 Yeah. 3247 01:55:29,156 --> 01:55:30,992 Like anything, you keep doing it, you get better at it. 3248 01:55:31,125 --> 01:55:32,626 And I, you know... 3249 01:55:32,759 --> 01:55:36,397 You know, I do want to see you do well, all right? 3250 01:55:36,530 --> 01:55:39,300 I-I believe in you. 3251 01:55:39,433 --> 01:55:40,867 Thanks, man. 3252 01:55:41,002 --> 01:55:43,804 You... you must really love me. 3253 01:55:43,937 --> 01:55:45,772 I love you, too. 3254 01:55:49,043 --> 01:55:50,877 Uh, I-I appreciate that, but I'm not ready... 3255 01:55:51,012 --> 01:55:52,346 Y-You-you gonna say it back? 3256 01:55:52,479 --> 01:55:54,148 I'm not ready to say something like that. 3257 01:55:54,281 --> 01:55:55,482 You got to say it back. 3258 01:55:55,616 --> 01:55:56,950 What-what if I die tomorrow? 3259 01:55:58,385 --> 01:56:00,654 Then I'll be that guy saying, 3260 01:56:00,787 --> 01:56:02,689 "You know, even though I never said it..." 3261 01:56:02,823 --> 01:56:05,059 (both laughing) 3262 01:56:06,293 --> 01:56:07,394 Uh, look... 3263 01:56:07,528 --> 01:56:09,030 I would love to tattoo your back. 3264 01:56:09,163 --> 01:56:10,564 Okay, cool. 3265 01:56:10,697 --> 01:56:13,900 All right, but here's the deal. No unicorns. 3266 01:56:14,035 --> 01:56:15,902 -No rainbows, all right? -Uh. 3267 01:56:16,037 --> 01:56:17,771 None of that shit little girls like to color in. 3268 01:56:17,904 --> 01:56:18,772 (laughs): Okay. 3269 01:56:18,905 --> 01:56:20,607 No body parts. No nudity. 3270 01:56:20,741 --> 01:56:22,043 -Okay. -No Chinese letters. 3271 01:56:22,176 --> 01:56:23,277 -All right. All right, fine. -I want, I... 3272 01:56:23,410 --> 01:56:24,278 I want to be able to fucking read 3273 01:56:24,411 --> 01:56:25,779 whatever you put back there. 3274 01:56:25,912 --> 01:56:28,382 I don't need some o-order for orange chicken or some shit. 3275 01:56:28,515 --> 01:56:30,051 All right. 3276 01:56:30,184 --> 01:56:31,452 Here we go. You ready? 3277 01:56:31,585 --> 01:56:33,420 Yep, let's do it. Let's get it over with. 3278 01:56:33,554 --> 01:56:35,022 Yeah, I-I really appreciate this. 3279 01:56:35,156 --> 01:56:37,891 This is-- It's actually very nice. 3280 01:56:38,025 --> 01:56:38,925 Good. 3281 01:56:39,060 --> 01:56:41,228 All right. 3282 01:56:41,362 --> 01:56:42,729 (tattoo gun buzzing) 3283 01:56:43,764 --> 01:56:46,467 (groans) Fuck. 3284 01:56:46,600 --> 01:56:47,701 (laughs) 3285 01:56:47,834 --> 01:56:49,636 Dude, why do you get these? 3286 01:56:49,770 --> 01:56:51,638 Um, I don't know. I, uh... 3287 01:56:51,772 --> 01:56:53,440 Whenever I'm going through something, I just, 3288 01:56:53,574 --> 01:56:54,808 you know, I get one. 3289 01:56:54,941 --> 01:56:56,443 It relaxes me and calms me down. 3290 01:56:56,577 --> 01:56:58,279 Helps me, like, think things through, you know. 3291 01:56:58,412 --> 01:57:01,082 -This relaxes you? -Yeah. 3292 01:57:01,215 --> 01:57:03,917 You ever think of taking, like, a yoga class? 3293 01:57:04,051 --> 01:57:05,552 Meditating? 3294 01:57:05,686 --> 01:57:07,754 Why don't you just give blood? 3295 01:57:07,888 --> 01:57:09,623 (groans): There's still needles involved. 3296 01:57:09,756 --> 01:57:11,258 Yeah, that's a nice tattoo. 3297 01:57:11,392 --> 01:57:12,593 It's aces. 3298 01:57:14,261 --> 01:57:16,263 -You looking at my cards, you piece of shit? -What? 3299 01:57:16,397 --> 01:57:17,498 No, no, no, no. I'm talking about the tattoo. 3300 01:57:17,631 --> 01:57:18,565 What are you doing? 3301 01:57:18,699 --> 01:57:20,000 -What? -First good hand you dealt me 3302 01:57:20,134 --> 01:57:21,268 all night, you're cheating? 3303 01:57:21,402 --> 01:57:22,569 -He was talking about the tattoo. -Exactly. 3304 01:57:22,703 --> 01:57:24,971 -You are the worst liar ever. -(laughter) 3305 01:57:25,106 --> 01:57:26,807 What's six times four? 3306 01:57:26,940 --> 01:57:28,008 -24. -(tattoo gun buzzing) 3307 01:57:28,142 --> 01:57:30,010 (groaning): 24. Yeah, 24. 3308 01:57:30,144 --> 01:57:32,146 What's seven times five? 3309 01:57:33,147 --> 01:57:34,115 (mouthing) 3310 01:57:34,248 --> 01:57:36,917 -35. -Good job. 3311 01:57:37,050 --> 01:57:38,585 Look how smart you are. (groans) 3312 01:57:38,719 --> 01:57:39,953 I'm trying to guess what you're drawing 3313 01:57:40,087 --> 01:57:41,622 by the, by the way your hand's going. 3314 01:57:41,755 --> 01:57:43,690 Remember, nothing weird or I'll kill you. 3315 01:57:43,824 --> 01:57:45,359 -SCOTT: Nothing weird. -Okay. 3316 01:57:45,492 --> 01:57:46,693 It doesn't look weird, does it? 3317 01:57:46,827 --> 01:57:48,028 No, not at all. 3318 01:57:48,162 --> 01:57:50,464 RAY: Oh, good, 'cause you know I'll murder him. 3319 01:57:50,597 --> 01:57:51,998 It looks wonderful. 3320 01:57:52,133 --> 01:57:54,101 Oh! Is it supposed to hurt? 3321 01:57:54,235 --> 01:57:56,137 Is it supposed to hurt that much? 3322 01:57:56,270 --> 01:57:58,139 It's-it's a needle going into your back. Yeah. 3323 01:57:58,272 --> 01:58:01,308 I know, but I thought I had more back fat than that. 3324 01:58:01,442 --> 01:58:02,976 Can I get a tattoo? 3325 01:58:03,110 --> 01:58:03,977 -No. No. -SCOTT: Sure. 3326 01:58:04,111 --> 01:58:04,978 -All right. -No. 3327 01:58:05,112 --> 01:58:05,979 Never. 3328 01:58:06,113 --> 01:58:07,414 Don't mess with perfection. 3329 01:58:09,150 --> 01:58:10,451 (alarm ringing and blaring loudly) 3330 01:58:10,584 --> 01:58:11,785 WOMAN (over speakers): Everybody goes. 3331 01:58:11,918 --> 01:58:13,454 Both companies, first due. 3332 01:58:13,587 --> 01:58:15,722 Phone alarm. Box 3-4-3. 3333 01:58:15,856 --> 01:58:18,725 18 Carpenter Avenue between Rockland and Franklin. 3334 01:58:18,859 --> 01:58:21,027 Smoke coming from the second- floor window of a private home. 3335 01:58:21,162 --> 01:58:22,028 -(truck engine starts) -Turnout. 3336 01:58:22,163 --> 01:58:24,831 (sirens wailing) 3337 01:58:33,674 --> 01:58:35,676 (birds chirping) 3338 01:58:37,678 --> 01:58:39,680 (pants) Yoo-hoo. 3339 01:58:39,813 --> 01:58:41,182 -Excuse me. -Yeah? 3340 01:58:41,315 --> 01:58:42,516 Hey, man. How you doing? 3341 01:58:42,649 --> 01:58:43,717 What's up, man? 3342 01:58:43,850 --> 01:58:45,051 I need some assistance over here, please. 3343 01:58:45,186 --> 01:58:46,420 -Sure, I... -Hey, give me a sh... 3344 01:58:46,553 --> 01:58:48,422 -Oh, my God! -Ah, don't worry about it. 3345 01:58:48,555 --> 01:58:50,891 Listen, everything's all good. 3346 01:58:51,024 --> 01:58:51,892 It's, uh, really nothing. 3347 01:58:52,025 --> 01:58:53,227 I just need a little assistance. 3348 01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:54,861 This is something that needs to be taken care of now. 3349 01:58:54,995 --> 01:58:56,730 What happened? Are you okay? Did you get shot? 3350 01:58:56,863 --> 01:58:58,932 -Were you stabbed? -It's not really a big deal. 3351 01:58:59,065 --> 01:59:00,734 My vape exploded in my pocket. Just... 3352 01:59:00,867 --> 01:59:03,237 I didn't stretch right before yoga. 3353 01:59:03,370 --> 01:59:05,872 I was playing tennis. I slipped. 3354 01:59:06,006 --> 01:59:08,074 -Well, which one is it? -What do you want me to say? 3355 01:59:08,209 --> 01:59:09,476 It was nothing. 3356 01:59:09,610 --> 01:59:12,713 I just need some medical attention, but just by you. 3357 01:59:12,846 --> 01:59:15,015 Dude, I got to call 911. I don't know what to do. 3358 01:59:15,148 --> 01:59:17,050 No, no, no, listen, listen. No police, please. 3359 01:59:17,184 --> 01:59:18,252 Not today. 3360 01:59:18,385 --> 01:59:20,120 -What does that even mean? -No. 3361 01:59:20,254 --> 01:59:21,922 We don't need to get the government involved 3362 01:59:22,055 --> 01:59:22,956 into this situation. 3363 01:59:23,089 --> 01:59:24,291 We can handle this together. 3364 01:59:24,425 --> 01:59:26,427 Dude, I'm so high. I can't help you right now. 3365 01:59:26,560 --> 01:59:28,429 I'm high, too. 3366 01:59:28,562 --> 01:59:30,631 Well, then you know how I feel. 3367 01:59:30,764 --> 01:59:32,799 -(groans) -What do you want me to do? 3368 01:59:32,933 --> 01:59:34,235 Take a look at this. 3369 01:59:34,368 --> 01:59:35,936 I need some sort of foam. 3370 01:59:36,069 --> 01:59:37,471 -Holy shit! -You got some stitching? 3371 01:59:37,604 --> 01:59:39,139 -Dude! -Do-do you have, like, a little needle? 3372 01:59:39,273 --> 01:59:40,774 -Do you have something with a needlepoint? -No. 3373 01:59:40,907 --> 01:59:42,075 What happened? 3374 01:59:42,209 --> 01:59:43,944 It was a misunderstanding. It was an argument. 3375 01:59:44,077 --> 01:59:45,912 But we're all friends again. We worked it out. 3376 01:59:46,046 --> 01:59:47,214 You know how buddies get. 3377 01:59:47,348 --> 01:59:49,283 Dude, I-- We-we, we got to take you to the hospital 3378 01:59:49,416 --> 01:59:51,485 -or you're gonna die. -I'm not gonna die. 3379 01:59:51,618 --> 01:59:52,786 -Yes, you are. -I'm gonna die? 3380 01:59:52,919 --> 01:59:53,887 Yeah, I'm positive. 3381 01:59:54,020 --> 01:59:55,055 I'm positive that you're gonna die 3382 01:59:55,188 --> 01:59:56,490 if we don't go to the hospital. 3383 01:59:56,623 --> 01:59:58,625 -(siren wailing) -(man groans) 3384 02:00:01,362 --> 02:00:02,996 (man groans) 3385 02:00:03,129 --> 02:00:04,498 Are there metal detectors in here? 3386 02:00:04,631 --> 02:00:05,899 I-I'm not sure. Why? 3387 02:00:06,032 --> 02:00:07,401 Don't even worry about it. 3388 02:00:07,534 --> 02:00:09,236 I'll tell you later. 3389 02:00:09,370 --> 02:00:10,471 Oh, shit. 3390 02:00:10,604 --> 02:00:11,738 (groans) 3391 02:00:11,872 --> 02:00:13,340 -Oh, fuck. -You'll be all right. 3392 02:00:13,474 --> 02:00:14,841 -Oh, my God. -You'll be all right. 3393 02:00:14,975 --> 02:00:16,443 -Guys, I need help! -(groaning) 3394 02:00:16,577 --> 02:00:18,645 This guy's bleeding! He's losing a lot of blood! 3395 02:00:18,779 --> 02:00:20,314 -I need a gurney, please! -Oh, thank you. 3396 02:00:20,447 --> 02:00:21,848 -All right, just hold-- Put... -Thank you. 3397 02:00:21,982 --> 02:00:24,150 -Put pressure on it, all right? -(groaning) 3398 02:00:24,285 --> 02:00:26,119 Hi. This guy's been, uh, either shot or stabbed. 3399 02:00:26,253 --> 02:00:28,188 I don't know. He's been kind of vague about it. 3400 02:00:28,322 --> 02:00:30,491 Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed? 3401 02:00:30,624 --> 02:00:31,625 No. 3402 02:00:31,758 --> 02:00:33,794 -I fell in a thorn bush. -Okay. 3403 02:00:33,927 --> 02:00:35,596 Have him fill out this paperwork, 3404 02:00:35,729 --> 02:00:39,032 and the doctor will call you when he's ready. 3405 02:00:39,165 --> 02:00:41,134 Do me a favor, man. Can we just switch identities? 3406 02:00:41,268 --> 02:00:42,235 What? No. 3407 02:00:42,369 --> 02:00:43,637 Just let me use your driver's license. 3408 02:00:43,770 --> 02:00:45,939 -We look nothing alike, dude. -No one's gonna know. 3409 02:00:46,072 --> 02:00:47,441 Just trust me. 3410 02:00:47,574 --> 02:00:49,810 I'm bleeding. It feels like I have to shit. 3411 02:00:49,943 --> 02:00:51,978 Oh, Jesus Christ. 3412 02:00:52,112 --> 02:00:53,246 I'm Margie's son. Do you know-- 3413 02:00:53,380 --> 02:00:54,281 -I'm Margie's son. -(woman speaking Spanish) 3414 02:00:54,415 --> 02:00:56,350 I don't know who that is. 3415 02:00:56,483 --> 02:00:58,485 -I'm just filling in. -(continues speaking Spanish) 3416 02:00:58,619 --> 02:01:00,053 Okay. 3417 02:01:00,186 --> 02:01:02,055 -I know. -My pain keeps coming. 3418 02:01:02,188 --> 02:01:04,558 Tell that fucking cocksucker, my father, that I hate him 3419 02:01:04,691 --> 02:01:07,528 and I love him at the same time and I forgive him. 3420 02:01:07,661 --> 02:01:10,297 I-I-I do not need to do that, because you're gonna live. 3421 02:01:11,765 --> 02:01:13,967 Tell my sister I know she's my mother. 3422 02:01:15,001 --> 02:01:15,869 Huh. 3423 02:01:16,002 --> 02:01:17,871 Got here as soon as I could. 3424 02:01:18,004 --> 02:01:19,573 Hey, man, we got to help this guy. 3425 02:01:19,706 --> 02:01:20,574 He's bleeding out. 3426 02:01:20,707 --> 02:01:22,142 This a cop? 3427 02:01:22,275 --> 02:01:23,710 He looks like a cop. 3428 02:01:23,844 --> 02:01:25,011 Excuse me, ma'am. 3429 02:01:25,145 --> 02:01:26,347 Ray Bishop, Ladder 57. 3430 02:01:26,480 --> 02:01:27,914 We got to get this guy some help. 3431 02:01:28,048 --> 02:01:29,316 We got to move it along here. 3432 02:01:29,450 --> 02:01:30,817 -Follow me. -Okay, come on, buddy. 3433 02:01:30,951 --> 02:01:32,052 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 3434 02:01:32,185 --> 02:01:33,520 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 3435 02:01:33,654 --> 02:01:36,022 -(man groaning) -All right. 3436 02:01:36,156 --> 02:01:37,558 Abdominal wound! 3437 02:01:37,691 --> 02:01:38,859 RAY: There we go. 3438 02:01:38,992 --> 02:01:40,193 Where? Where? 3439 02:01:40,327 --> 02:01:41,528 Put him in Two. 3440 02:01:41,662 --> 02:01:42,563 In Two. 3441 02:01:42,696 --> 02:01:44,097 DOCTOR: Let's get vitals. 3442 02:01:44,230 --> 02:01:45,566 -All right, buddy. -All right, get him right here. 3443 02:01:45,699 --> 02:01:46,733 We got to get your shirt off. 3444 02:01:46,867 --> 02:01:48,201 Let me know if you need trauma. 3445 02:01:48,335 --> 02:01:50,203 -(groans): Oh, shit. -Okay. Here we go. 3446 02:01:50,337 --> 02:01:52,839 -Nice and easy, nice and easy. -I'll meet you at Six. Six. 3447 02:01:52,973 --> 02:01:54,841 (man groans) 3448 02:01:54,975 --> 02:01:57,077 JOY: You okay? It's gonna be okay. 3449 02:01:57,210 --> 02:01:58,679 (mutters) 3450 02:02:04,351 --> 02:02:05,586 He's one of your friends? 3451 02:02:05,719 --> 02:02:07,688 No, no, no. I-I was just helping him. 3452 02:02:07,821 --> 02:02:09,122 Yeah, Scott brought him in. 3453 02:02:09,255 --> 02:02:10,857 You know, guy just kind of wandered into the firehouse 3454 02:02:10,991 --> 02:02:12,092 while we were out on a call. 3455 02:02:12,225 --> 02:02:14,361 You guys are covered in blood. Take these off. 3456 02:02:14,495 --> 02:02:15,896 Throw 'em here. 3457 02:02:18,665 --> 02:02:20,401 Put 'em over here. 3458 02:02:20,534 --> 02:02:21,802 Just leave 'em there. Down there. 3459 02:02:21,935 --> 02:02:22,903 What's that? 3460 02:02:23,036 --> 02:02:25,772 -What's that? -Oh. 3461 02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:29,209 I let your son practice on me. 3462 02:02:29,342 --> 02:02:31,412 How's it look? He won't let me see it till it's done. 3463 02:02:31,545 --> 02:02:33,113 Let me see it. 3464 02:02:33,246 --> 02:02:35,949 ♪ ♪ 3465 02:02:39,720 --> 02:02:43,724 He, um, he-he let me do whatever I wanted, so... 3466 02:02:45,892 --> 02:02:47,394 Jesus Christ. 3467 02:02:47,528 --> 02:02:50,664 RAY: He didn't put anything stupid on there, did he? 3468 02:02:50,797 --> 02:02:52,232 Took forever. 3469 02:02:58,405 --> 02:02:59,806 (Margie sighs) 3470 02:03:10,383 --> 02:03:11,585 Nah. 3471 02:03:13,386 --> 02:03:15,522 SCOTT: Yeah, I, um... I can never get the eyes right 3472 02:03:15,656 --> 02:03:17,624 'cause I-I just make them too dark, but I-I... 3473 02:03:17,758 --> 02:03:19,593 It's beautiful. 3474 02:03:20,827 --> 02:03:22,629 I'm proud of you. 3475 02:03:22,763 --> 02:03:25,298 -You could really do this. -Thanks. 3476 02:03:25,432 --> 02:03:26,800 There's not any, like, Chinese characters 3477 02:03:26,933 --> 02:03:28,469 or anything back there, is there? 3478 02:03:29,503 --> 02:03:30,837 No, no. 3479 02:03:30,971 --> 02:03:31,938 No, no, no. 3480 02:03:32,072 --> 02:03:33,339 You told me not to. 3481 02:03:33,474 --> 02:03:35,041 I would never disobey you. 3482 02:03:35,175 --> 02:03:37,478 Thank you for letting him do this, Ray. 3483 02:03:37,611 --> 02:03:39,513 Oh, I didn't do anything. I just sat there. 3484 02:03:39,646 --> 02:03:40,714 He did all the work. 3485 02:03:40,847 --> 02:03:43,116 You liked going over the spine, didn't ya? 3486 02:03:43,249 --> 02:03:45,018 Took it like a champ. 3487 02:03:45,151 --> 02:03:46,319 I sat there wincing. 3488 02:03:46,453 --> 02:03:47,688 (chuckles) 3489 02:03:52,158 --> 02:03:53,460 Oh, my God. 3490 02:03:53,594 --> 02:03:55,061 Can we at least close the curtain? 3491 02:03:55,195 --> 02:03:57,297 -Oh. My guys. -Guys, people die in here, all right? 3492 02:03:57,430 --> 02:04:00,066 -My guys. My guys. -Uh... -Aw, come on. 3493 02:04:00,200 --> 02:04:02,636 Mom, I don't want to hug him. He's not wearing a shirt. 3494 02:04:02,769 --> 02:04:04,871 -Come on, you can handle it. -Ah, dude, you're so smooth. 3495 02:04:05,005 --> 02:04:06,973 You're-you're like a sea otter. 3496 02:04:07,107 --> 02:04:08,341 -(Margie laughs) -Please, we have to stop. 3497 02:04:08,475 --> 02:04:09,610 We have to stop. Please. Please. 3498 02:04:09,743 --> 02:04:11,111 -Please stop? Please stop. -(Margie chuckles) 3499 02:04:11,244 --> 02:04:13,313 But first, you will get to Lord and Lady Stark and you will... 3500 02:04:13,446 --> 02:04:15,148 SCOTT: I hung out with, like, Ray and the guys 3501 02:04:15,281 --> 02:04:17,651 from the firehouse the other night at the bar, 3502 02:04:17,784 --> 02:04:20,220 and, um, they were just telling all these stories about Dad. 3503 02:04:20,353 --> 02:04:22,355 And there were stories I never heard of before, 3504 02:04:22,489 --> 02:04:25,058 like, you know, about him, like, doing coke 3505 02:04:25,191 --> 02:04:27,661 and being hilarious. 3506 02:04:27,794 --> 02:04:28,862 -Yeah. -You know? 3507 02:04:28,995 --> 02:04:30,531 Yeah. Yeah. 3508 02:04:32,533 --> 02:04:34,768 Well, he was hilarious. 3509 02:04:34,901 --> 02:04:36,670 Yeah. 3510 02:04:36,803 --> 02:04:38,204 Uh... 3511 02:04:38,338 --> 02:04:42,008 He was also out of control and crazy. 3512 02:04:42,142 --> 02:04:44,911 -Do you understand? -You can't. (grunts) 3513 02:04:45,045 --> 02:04:46,913 Why-why didn't you just tell me? 3514 02:04:47,047 --> 02:04:48,515 I don't know. 3515 02:04:48,649 --> 02:04:51,051 I just-- I wanted you to have some good memories 3516 02:04:51,184 --> 02:04:52,385 to offset what happened. 3517 02:04:52,519 --> 02:04:53,854 I didn't know what to-to say. 3518 02:04:53,987 --> 02:04:57,257 Was I gonna say, "Your dad really loved watching cartoons 3519 02:04:57,390 --> 02:04:59,760 with you 'cause he was tripping all the time"? 3520 02:04:59,893 --> 02:05:01,595 -Yeah. -(scoffs) 3521 02:05:01,728 --> 02:05:04,230 Sounds like a good dad to me. 3522 02:05:04,364 --> 02:05:05,566 No, you know what? 3523 02:05:05,699 --> 02:05:07,400 Uh, I get it. 3524 02:05:07,534 --> 02:05:12,806 Knowing that he had his issues and... problems 3525 02:05:12,939 --> 02:05:16,042 just like everybody else, it makes me feel better. 3526 02:05:16,176 --> 02:05:19,546 It really... it really humanizes him. 3527 02:05:20,681 --> 02:05:23,550 Well, he was a great guy. 3528 02:05:23,684 --> 02:05:25,686 He was a very complicated guy. 3529 02:05:27,688 --> 02:05:30,423 He had a really big heart. 3530 02:05:30,557 --> 02:05:31,625 Mm. 3531 02:05:31,758 --> 02:05:33,393 Like, like Ray? 3532 02:05:34,895 --> 02:05:36,630 Uh... 3533 02:05:36,763 --> 02:05:38,965 Yeah, I guess, like Ray, yeah. 3534 02:05:39,099 --> 02:05:40,400 Yeah. 3535 02:05:40,533 --> 02:05:43,269 Yeah. (laughs) 3536 02:05:43,403 --> 02:05:47,674 Um, I guess you could say that you have a type. 3537 02:05:47,808 --> 02:05:49,242 Uh-huh. 3538 02:05:49,375 --> 02:05:51,177 Yeah. (smacks lips) 3539 02:05:51,311 --> 02:05:53,013 I have a type. 3540 02:05:53,146 --> 02:05:54,781 (laughs) 3541 02:05:58,752 --> 02:06:03,990 I know we don't really talk about it much, but... 3542 02:06:05,558 --> 02:06:07,928 ...I, uh... 3543 02:06:08,061 --> 02:06:09,630 I-I miss Dad. 3544 02:06:11,064 --> 02:06:12,833 A lot. 3545 02:06:17,804 --> 02:06:19,239 Yeah. 3546 02:06:21,507 --> 02:06:22,943 Me, too. 3547 02:06:28,248 --> 02:06:29,950 (breath trembles) 3548 02:06:30,083 --> 02:06:31,517 And, uh... 3549 02:06:34,154 --> 02:06:38,024 I'm sorry that I've been 3550 02:06:38,158 --> 02:06:41,027 so difficult to deal with. 3551 02:06:41,161 --> 02:06:42,896 I'll... 3552 02:06:43,029 --> 02:06:44,731 I'll try and... 3553 02:06:44,865 --> 02:06:46,667 get it together. 3554 02:06:46,800 --> 02:06:48,434 It's just hard. 3555 02:06:50,436 --> 02:06:52,839 I think it'll always be hard. 3556 02:07:02,949 --> 02:07:04,851 (breath trembles) 3557 02:07:05,886 --> 02:07:07,754 I, uh... 3558 02:07:07,888 --> 02:07:09,555 (chuckles): I really like Ray, but I-- 3559 02:07:09,690 --> 02:07:11,191 He's-he's got to lose that mustache. 3560 02:07:11,324 --> 02:07:12,325 I mean, come on. 3561 02:07:12,458 --> 02:07:14,160 -(laughs) -When we go out in public, 3562 02:07:14,294 --> 02:07:15,762 people think that I'm kidnapped, you know? 3563 02:07:15,896 --> 02:07:17,998 The looks that we get at the supermarket. 3564 02:07:18,131 --> 02:07:19,766 They're like-- People-people look at me like, 3565 02:07:19,900 --> 02:07:21,868 "Are you okay?" And I'm like, "Yeah, no, yeah. 3566 02:07:22,002 --> 02:07:23,536 It's my mom's boyfriend." 3567 02:07:23,670 --> 02:07:25,505 (Margie laughing) 3568 02:07:32,512 --> 02:07:34,380 -All right, buddy, good luck. -Thanks for the lift. 3569 02:07:34,514 --> 02:07:35,515 All right, man. 3570 02:07:35,648 --> 02:07:37,183 Confidence, right? 3571 02:07:37,317 --> 02:07:39,519 -Yeah. -All right, go get 'em. 3572 02:07:41,888 --> 02:07:43,089 SCOTT: Hey. 3573 02:07:44,157 --> 02:07:46,559 Kelsey. Hi. 3574 02:07:46,693 --> 02:07:48,394 Hey. How are you? 3575 02:07:48,528 --> 02:07:50,630 -What are you doing here? -Oh, I just, uh... 3576 02:07:50,764 --> 02:07:52,298 I-I just wanted to talk to you. 3577 02:07:52,432 --> 02:07:54,434 Well, I have my civil service test today. 3578 02:07:54,567 --> 02:07:55,736 Oh, yeah, I-I remembered. 3579 02:07:55,869 --> 02:07:57,303 That's why I wanted to, you know... 3580 02:07:57,437 --> 02:07:58,972 -I have to go. -Can I come? 3581 02:07:59,105 --> 02:08:00,273 What? Why? 3582 02:08:00,406 --> 02:08:02,208 You know, for, like, moral support. 3583 02:08:02,342 --> 02:08:05,245 I just want to be there for you. 3584 02:08:05,378 --> 02:08:07,814 -Well, I can't stop you. -Oh, all right, great. 3585 02:08:07,948 --> 02:08:09,783 Y-Your hair looks nice. 3586 02:08:09,916 --> 02:08:11,484 Thanks. 3587 02:08:11,617 --> 02:08:13,619 (indistinct announcements over P.A.) 3588 02:08:15,055 --> 02:08:17,057 (seagulls squawking) 3589 02:08:23,730 --> 02:08:25,498 Listen, I know you probably want to talk about 3590 02:08:25,631 --> 02:08:28,234 relationship stuff and serious bullshit, but I can't. 3591 02:08:28,368 --> 02:08:31,571 I have to study and focus right now so I don't screw this up. 3592 02:08:31,704 --> 02:08:32,773 Okay. 3593 02:08:32,906 --> 02:08:34,107 I, um... 3594 02:08:34,240 --> 02:08:36,309 I can help you, if you like. 3595 02:08:36,442 --> 02:08:38,011 You don't want to help me. 3596 02:08:38,144 --> 02:08:40,413 Mm, yeah, I do. I would love to. 3597 02:08:42,749 --> 02:08:45,251 Okay, w-will you just test me on this part? 3598 02:08:45,385 --> 02:08:47,921 Yeah. That one? 3599 02:08:48,054 --> 02:08:49,489 -All right. -Okay. 3600 02:08:49,622 --> 02:08:51,124 Here we go. 3601 02:08:51,257 --> 02:08:53,794 "Amy must complete three tasks at work. 3602 02:08:53,927 --> 02:08:55,929 "She estimates that the first two tasks 3603 02:08:56,062 --> 02:08:58,464 "will take her 45 minutes to complete 3604 02:08:58,598 --> 02:09:00,200 "and that the third task will take her 3605 02:09:00,333 --> 02:09:01,802 "two hours and ten minutes to complete. 3606 02:09:01,935 --> 02:09:04,037 "If Amy's estimate is correct, 3607 02:09:04,170 --> 02:09:06,807 how long will it take her to complete all three tasks?" 3608 02:09:08,074 --> 02:09:10,643 Three hours and 40 minutes. 3609 02:09:10,777 --> 02:09:13,446 Did-did you just guess that or did know the answer? 3610 02:09:13,579 --> 02:09:15,448 No, that's correct. 3611 02:09:15,581 --> 02:09:17,050 (chuckles): That's incredible. 3612 02:09:17,183 --> 02:09:18,952 -Wow. -It's not that amazing. 3613 02:09:19,085 --> 02:09:20,120 -It is, no. -Relax. 3614 02:09:20,253 --> 02:09:21,454 I-I-- Is it all math questions? 3615 02:09:21,587 --> 02:09:22,989 I thought it was, like, city shit. 3616 02:09:23,123 --> 02:09:24,190 No, no. 3617 02:09:24,324 --> 02:09:25,859 You have to prove that you're not stupid, 3618 02:09:25,992 --> 02:09:27,627 and then you can work for the city. 3619 02:09:27,760 --> 02:09:28,862 Oh. Oh. 3620 02:09:28,995 --> 02:09:30,997 So I can never work for the city. 3621 02:09:34,801 --> 02:09:36,669 Hey, uh, I... 3622 02:09:36,803 --> 02:09:38,839 -I, uh... -(man speaking over P.A.) 3623 02:09:38,972 --> 02:09:40,473 I, um... 3624 02:09:40,606 --> 02:09:41,674 I love you. 3625 02:09:41,808 --> 02:09:43,476 A lot. 3626 02:09:43,609 --> 02:09:46,646 I-I always have, and I, um... 3627 02:09:46,779 --> 02:09:49,215 That's why I always act so weird. 3628 02:09:49,349 --> 02:09:53,053 'Cause I don't know how to express myself. 3629 02:09:53,186 --> 02:09:54,888 MAN (over P.A.): Failure to do so 3630 02:09:55,021 --> 02:09:56,923 could result in serious injury. 3631 02:09:57,057 --> 02:09:59,525 -Should I ask the next? -Yeah. 3632 02:09:59,659 --> 02:10:02,228 All right, so, "Of the 250 people 3633 02:10:02,362 --> 02:10:05,231 "working at a medical facility, 16% are clerks. 3634 02:10:05,365 --> 02:10:06,933 How many are..." 3635 02:10:07,067 --> 02:10:10,070 (over P.A.): Thank you for riding the Staten Island Ferry. 3636 02:10:17,243 --> 02:10:18,678 (clears throat) 3637 02:10:20,346 --> 02:10:22,348 I've lost my place. 3638 02:10:25,385 --> 02:10:29,589 "Of the 250 people working at a medical facility, 3639 02:10:29,722 --> 02:10:31,391 -16% are clerks." -Mm-hmm. 3640 02:10:31,524 --> 02:10:33,393 "How many are not clerks?" 3641 02:10:33,526 --> 02:10:35,028 You're showing me the page. 3642 02:10:35,161 --> 02:10:36,629 (both laughing) 3643 02:10:36,762 --> 02:10:38,764 ♪ ♪ 3644 02:10:49,876 --> 02:10:52,045 Hey, will you wait for me while I do it 3645 02:10:52,178 --> 02:10:54,247 and then we can go back to Staten Island together? 3646 02:10:54,380 --> 02:10:57,083 Yeah. Of course. How long are you gonna be? 3647 02:10:57,217 --> 02:10:59,219 Three and a half hours. 3648 02:10:59,352 --> 02:11:01,121 All right. 3649 02:11:01,254 --> 02:11:03,656 -Really? -Yeah, I'll go figure something out. 3650 02:11:03,789 --> 02:11:04,757 Okay. 3651 02:11:04,891 --> 02:11:06,326 All right. Cool. 3652 02:11:06,459 --> 02:11:07,327 Good luck. 3653 02:11:07,460 --> 02:11:08,895 (squeals softly) 3654 02:11:10,696 --> 02:11:12,165 Maybe do something cultural. 3655 02:11:12,298 --> 02:11:14,167 Like, broaden your horizons. 3656 02:11:14,300 --> 02:11:15,168 All right. 3657 02:11:15,301 --> 02:11:16,336 Good luck. Have fun. 3658 02:11:16,469 --> 02:11:19,072 Oh, my God, I'm freaking out! 3659 02:11:19,205 --> 02:11:20,806 I'm scared. 3660 02:11:24,477 --> 02:11:26,479 ("Pursuit of Happiness" by Kid Cudi playing) 3661 02:11:28,915 --> 02:11:30,516 ♪ Mm ♪ 3662 02:11:30,650 --> 02:11:32,285 ♪ Ay-oh ♪ 3663 02:11:34,087 --> 02:11:35,288 ♪ Hey ♪ 3664 02:11:36,556 --> 02:11:38,624 ♪ Ratatat ♪ 3665 02:11:38,758 --> 02:11:40,593 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3666 02:11:43,429 --> 02:11:46,832 ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 3667 02:11:48,834 --> 02:11:52,805 ♪ Tell me what you know about dreaming, dreaming ♪ 3668 02:11:52,939 --> 02:11:57,010 ♪ You don't really know about nothing, nothing ♪ 3669 02:11:57,143 --> 02:12:01,214 ♪ You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow ♪ 3670 02:12:01,347 --> 02:12:05,485 ♪ Rather lay awake in the bed full of sorrow ♪ 3671 02:12:05,618 --> 02:12:09,722 ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ 3672 02:12:09,855 --> 02:12:14,727 ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ 3673 02:12:14,860 --> 02:12:18,864 ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ 3674 02:12:18,999 --> 02:12:22,002 ♪ I'll be good ♪ 3675 02:12:22,135 --> 02:12:26,306 ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ 3676 02:12:26,439 --> 02:12:31,377 ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ 3677 02:12:31,511 --> 02:12:35,581 ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ 3678 02:12:35,715 --> 02:12:38,818 ♪ I'll be good ♪ 3679 02:12:38,951 --> 02:12:42,888 ♪ Tell me what you know about dreaming, dreaming ♪ 3680 02:12:43,023 --> 02:12:47,093 ♪ You don't really know about nothing, nothing ♪ 3681 02:12:47,227 --> 02:12:48,894 ♪ Tell me what you know about ♪ 3682 02:12:49,029 --> 02:12:51,164 ♪ Them night terrors every night ♪ 3683 02:12:51,297 --> 02:12:55,435 ♪ 5:00 a.m., cold sweats, waking up to the sky ♪ 3684 02:12:55,568 --> 02:12:59,705 ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ 3685 02:12:59,839 --> 02:13:04,710 ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ 3686 02:13:04,844 --> 02:13:08,848 ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ 3687 02:13:08,981 --> 02:13:12,785 ♪ I'll be good ♪ 3688 02:13:12,918 --> 02:13:16,589 ♪ Pursuit of happiness ♪ 3689 02:13:16,722 --> 02:13:17,923 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3690 02:13:19,925 --> 02:13:21,894 ♪ I'll get it ♪ 3691 02:13:22,028 --> 02:13:24,697 ♪ I'll be good. ♪ 3692 02:13:24,830 --> 02:13:26,699 ("Never Did I Stop Loving You" by Alice Clark playing) 3693 02:13:26,832 --> 02:13:30,903 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 3694 02:13:31,904 --> 02:13:34,707 ♪ Ooh ♪ 3695 02:13:34,840 --> 02:13:37,877 ♪ Oh, never, never, never ♪ 3696 02:13:38,010 --> 02:13:40,380 ♪ Did I ever stop to think ♪ 3697 02:13:40,513 --> 02:13:42,982 ♪ That I'd find myself here with you ♪ 3698 02:13:43,116 --> 02:13:45,418 ♪ In your own world of dreams ♪ 3699 02:13:45,551 --> 02:13:48,054 ♪ Oh, but here I am ♪ 3700 02:13:48,188 --> 02:13:50,556 ♪ Again with you ♪ 3701 02:13:50,690 --> 02:13:52,958 ♪ You are my joy ♪ 3702 02:13:53,093 --> 02:13:55,895 ♪ And my joy is you ♪ 3703 02:13:56,028 --> 02:13:58,431 ♪ Never, never ♪ 3704 02:13:58,564 --> 02:14:03,236 ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3705 02:14:03,369 --> 02:14:05,671 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3706 02:14:05,805 --> 02:14:08,174 ♪ Sometimes I stop and ask ♪ 3707 02:14:08,308 --> 02:14:10,610 ♪ And wonder where you were ♪ 3708 02:14:10,743 --> 02:14:13,479 ♪ Then I rip you from my mind ♪ 3709 02:14:13,613 --> 02:14:15,681 ♪ 'Cause I thought you didn't care ♪ 3710 02:14:15,815 --> 02:14:18,284 ♪ Oh, but here I am ♪ 3711 02:14:18,418 --> 02:14:20,686 ♪ Again with you ♪ 3712 02:14:20,820 --> 02:14:23,123 ♪ This time I know ♪ 3713 02:14:23,256 --> 02:14:26,025 ♪ What my heart can do ♪ 3714 02:14:26,159 --> 02:14:28,594 ♪ Never, never ♪ 3715 02:14:28,728 --> 02:14:33,199 ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3716 02:14:33,333 --> 02:14:34,967 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3717 02:14:36,436 --> 02:14:40,273 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 3718 02:14:40,406 --> 02:14:43,509 ♪ I had to play the game of losing you ♪ 3719 02:14:43,643 --> 02:14:45,378 ♪ To make me see ♪ 3720 02:14:45,511 --> 02:14:47,680 ♪ That I still love you ♪ 3721 02:14:47,813 --> 02:14:50,950 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 3722 02:14:51,083 --> 02:14:53,386 ♪ But here I am ♪ 3723 02:14:53,519 --> 02:14:55,888 ♪ Again with you ♪ 3724 02:14:56,021 --> 02:14:58,358 ♪ You are my joy ♪ 3725 02:14:58,491 --> 02:15:01,060 ♪ And my joy is you ♪ 3726 02:15:01,194 --> 02:15:03,796 ♪ Never, never ♪ 3727 02:15:03,929 --> 02:15:08,368 ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3728 02:15:08,501 --> 02:15:11,036 ♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪ 3729 02:15:11,171 --> 02:15:15,341 ♪ Never, never, ooh, never, baby ♪ 3730 02:15:15,475 --> 02:15:18,043 ♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3731 02:15:18,178 --> 02:15:19,479 ♪ I just can't stop ♪ 3732 02:15:19,612 --> 02:15:20,880 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 3733 02:15:21,013 --> 02:15:24,984 ♪ Never, never, never ♪ 3734 02:15:25,117 --> 02:15:28,020 ♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪ 3735 02:15:28,154 --> 02:15:30,556 ♪ Ooh ♪ 3736 02:15:30,690 --> 02:15:32,692 ♪ Never, baby ♪ 3737 02:15:34,160 --> 02:15:37,863 ♪ Did I stop loving you ♪ 3738 02:15:37,997 --> 02:15:40,533 ♪ Oh, no, oh ♪ 3739 02:15:40,666 --> 02:15:44,570 ♪ Never, never, never ♪ 3740 02:15:44,704 --> 02:15:47,707 ♪ Did I ever stop loving you, baby ♪ 3741 02:15:47,840 --> 02:15:50,109 ♪ Yeah, oh ♪ 3742 02:15:50,243 --> 02:15:52,778 -♪ Never, never. ♪ -(song fades) 3743 02:15:52,912 --> 02:15:54,914 ♪ ♪ 3744 02:16:24,944 --> 02:16:26,946 ♪ ♪ 3745 02:16:56,976 --> 02:16:58,978 ♪ ♪ 3746 02:17:06,786 --> 02:17:08,788 (music fades)