1 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:09,705 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:13,361 [footsteps] 3 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:36,558 [clattering] 4 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:58,754 [door clicks] 5 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,764 [door clicks] 6 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,944 [muffled moaning] 7 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:16,728 [door slams] 8 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,600 [light clicks] 9 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,778 -[muffled moaning] -DISTORTED VOICE: Oh, my God. 10 00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:24,562 Oh, my God... 11 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:26,521 [moaning continues] 12 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,525 You had ten minutes alone 13 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:32,179 by yourself down here, 14 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,833 and yet, you didn't even try to escape. 15 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,879 Mmm... 16 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:38,359 And why is that? 17 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:40,839 [moans] 18 00:01:40,970 --> 00:01:42,711 Because you are the greatest person 19 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:44,452 that's ever lived. 20 00:01:46,976 --> 00:01:49,283 [contented sigh] 21 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:52,199 No matter how many times I scared you... 22 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,417 Boo! 23 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:56,855 Or threatened you... 24 00:01:56,986 --> 00:02:00,120 you still believed that I was good. 25 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:03,427 And that is why you will always 26 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,168 be my favorite... 27 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:06,648 of them all. 28 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:08,867 [whimpering] 29 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:10,434 Shh, shh, shh... 30 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,828 [whimpering intensifies] 31 00:02:34,458 --> 00:02:36,199 I did it. 32 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:38,158 I did it. I did it. 33 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:47,167 [heavy breathing] 34 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,223 [screams] 35 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,573 [laughing] 36 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:05,837 [panting] 37 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:07,622 [tape clicks] 38 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:14,063 They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. 39 00:03:15,847 --> 00:03:18,285 I'm not so sure. 40 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:26,989 [eerie theme music] 41 00:03:27,076 --> 00:03:29,905 ♪ 42 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,801 [radio playing] 43 00:03:56,932 --> 00:04:01,153 MAN: Whoa, major deja vu. 44 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,112 Joni said it best. 45 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,768 "I've looked at life from both sides now." 46 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,685 Wow. 47 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,121 ♪ 48 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,776 Oh, Eric. 49 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,560 Good old days. 50 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:19,259 ♪ 51 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:23,785 Cute little lake. 52 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,876 Cute little town. 53 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:35,666 [radio playing] 54 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,189 There it is. 55 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,062 Yellow door. 56 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,716 Mmm. 57 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:47,959 What is time? 58 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,680 [murmurs] 59 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,422 A little moody up here. 60 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:54,729 Yes, a little bitch. 61 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:57,384 [singsongy] Ominous. 62 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,647 Should be interesting. 63 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,693 All right, let's see. 64 00:05:02,780 --> 00:05:05,087 "Wanted: someone to film me for the day. 65 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,218 "No questions asked. 66 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,830 Pays $100." 67 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,878 $100? 68 00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:15,880 Really? 69 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,404 Look, I don't want to judge 70 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:18,796 my little copycat buddy, 71 00:05:18,927 --> 00:05:21,756 but it feels a little cheap. 72 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,094 Maybe a little disrespect... 73 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:25,629 -[thud] -Hi! 74 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,327 Hi. 75 00:05:29,546 --> 00:05:31,200 Oh, my God... 76 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:32,723 Oh, my God. 77 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,247 This is going to be a good day. 78 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:36,640 You have a really nice, 79 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:39,513 kind face. 80 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,471 I've never heard that before. 81 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:46,607 I'm Joseph. 82 00:05:46,694 --> 00:05:48,478 Your name's Joseph? 83 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:53,440 Okay, uh, my name's Joseph. 84 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:54,919 Are you serious? 85 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,748 This is... 86 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:01,230 [laughing] Uh, twinzies? I mean... 87 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,557 -Get out of the car. -Come here. 88 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,189 -Oh, okay, alright. -Come here. 89 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,974 -What's next, Joseph? -Okay... 90 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:09,020 I feel like we should do this right now because 91 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,824 at the end of the day, it's gonna be totally normal. 92 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,763 -Oh... -[groaning] 93 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:17,028 Trust me, it's not gonna be weird at all. 94 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:20,771 -That's all I get? -I don't think so! 95 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:22,991 Come on, give me a good one! 96 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,517 HOST JOESEPH: Come on in. I'm in the bathroom. 97 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:31,260 -Already? -Huh? 98 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,218 You're in the bathroom already? 99 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,525 -Yeah? -[water running] 100 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,574 I know this isn't supposed to be a shot for shot remake, 101 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:45,405 but is he really gonna skip the whole "my life" setup? 102 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,102 That's an important scene. 103 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,193 [water running] 104 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,232 I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you all the way 105 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,955 out there to film me. 106 00:07:14,042 --> 00:07:16,653 Here's the thing, I'm a cancer survivor... 107 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:17,959 What? 108 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,830 -[water running] -Huh? 109 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:22,137 I'm sorry, I can't understand you. 110 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:27,055 Did you hear anything that I just said? 111 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:34,628 Should I start over? 112 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,194 Look, I'm just the cameraman, 113 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:39,459 but was what you're trying to tell me important? 114 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:42,331 -Yes. -Yeah, then you might... 115 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:45,073 Wha... might it have been wiser 116 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:47,597 to do this dialogue in a place that's a little quieter... 117 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,096 -[shouting] -I need you to film me for 118 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,775 my unborn son so that in case I die... 119 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,473 The volume's great. 120 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,344 It's just the intelligibility. 121 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,781 Like, the tub is just very loud... 122 00:07:57,868 --> 00:07:59,870 [running stops] 123 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:02,133 [water dripping] 124 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:10,315 When I was a little boy, my mom would give me tubbies. 125 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:12,404 It was my favorite time of the day. 126 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:13,971 We called it... 127 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,844 BOTH: "Tubby time." 128 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,628 Yeah. 129 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,978 I'm familiar. 130 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,677 I love a tubby. Let's do it! 131 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,160 I don't want to make you uncomfortable. 132 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,866 But we're going to go a lot deeper places than this. 133 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,795 You doing okay? 134 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,538 Yeah. 135 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:03,891 Could be a lot better. 136 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,372 ♪ Bow chick a-bow-bow ♪ 137 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:09,331 Let's get that full tubby striptease! 138 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,811 Come on, Magic Mike... 139 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,117 [overlapping chatter] 140 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,815 [water splashing] 141 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,904 Booboo overboard! 142 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:20,405 Booboo in the tub! 143 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,953 All right, Mr. Joseph, I am rolling. 144 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,129 I've got a nice shot with two candles, 145 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,871 but there's also this tighter shot 146 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,700 with just one candle. 147 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:32,049 Tighter is fine. 148 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,311 Yeah, good. 149 00:09:33,398 --> 00:09:35,618 Okay, um, 150 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,881 last thing... 151 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,317 you don't happen to have 152 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,189 a different color washcloth, do you? 153 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:43,384 Like, if you had like, a burnt orange or something... 154 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,951 If you don't mind, could you just stick 155 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:49,676 to the filming and let me stay at my own pace? 156 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,479 -Absolutely, you know what? -You're totally right. 157 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,897 I'm sorry. You're the boss. 158 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,290 I'm here to support. 159 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:57,248 -Okay. -Go ahead. 160 00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,563 Where was I? 161 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,652 You were lamenting that this was a sad scene, 162 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,959 and that tubby time should be fun and not sad. 163 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:13,656 Right, thanks. 164 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,832 Wait, did I say that part already? 165 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,529 Did I already say that? 166 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,445 Yeah, um, of course you did. 167 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,932 How would I know what you said if you hadn't already said it? 168 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,930 Right. 169 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,454 And then you said something about ending it and... 170 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,785 I don't know, something about killing yourself, I think. 171 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,334 It's true. 172 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,512 I could do that. 173 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,649 I could end it. 174 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,882 Do you think about suicide a lot... 175 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,806 -Would you please stop... -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 176 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,353 I'm sorry, you're right, go ahead. 177 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,835 Please. 178 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,411 You're kinda ruining it 179 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,676 when you hold your nose like that. 180 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,373 Still, though. 181 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,157 Pretty good at holding your breath. 182 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,900 Boy, you're really milking it, going for that Oscar. 183 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,989 [screaming] 184 00:11:28,078 --> 00:11:33,494 [both sputtering] 185 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,565 Look, I'm sorry I tried to drown you, okay? 186 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,871 I just... 187 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,220 You said you wanted to end it, 188 00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:42,310 and I don't know, I just... 189 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,008 I thought I was helping. 190 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:48,708 This may sound strange, but even though we just met, 191 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,405 I consider you a new friend... 192 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,494 Whoa! Major deja vu. 193 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,713 -Did you feel that? -No. 194 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,410 Yes. Yes. 195 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:56,803 Two friends. 196 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,413 New friends. 197 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:02,156 Having a drink, some whiskies, or maybe some tea. 198 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,593 Oh, and maybe one of the drinks 199 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,900 has been tampered with. 200 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,640 It's from like, a viral video, 201 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,294 or like, a movie or something, right? 202 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,079 -I don't know. -Princess Bride! 203 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,559 "Inconceivable!" 204 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,213 "The game of wits has begun. 205 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:19,739 "It ends when you decide and we both drink. 206 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,349 Iocane powder." [sniffing] 207 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:22,916 "I'd stake my life on it." 208 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,526 Prince Humperdinck, am I right? 209 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,093 Oh, my God. Chris Sarandon, 210 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,660 one of the best comedic performances of the '80s. 211 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,203 He's supposed to be this like, evil villain, 212 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,507 but he's really this total loser. 213 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:33,056 It's so funny. Anyway, 214 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,449 this is gonna be our game. 215 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,756 One good drink, one bad drink. 216 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,628 You decide. 217 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,608 Look, man, we're supposed to be filming a video for my... 218 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:46,591 -Uh, hello. -What do you think we're doing? 219 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,550 Say "hi, buddy." 220 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,943 Hello, little buddy. 221 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,640 Playing a fun little drinking game 222 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,207 with your dear old dad. 223 00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,686 Yeah, it's so fun! 224 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,732 It's so fun! 225 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,256 -I don't understand. -What's the game? 226 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,955 Okay, all right. 227 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,783 Baby gonna need a little hint. 228 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,746 [exhales] That was the good one. 229 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,314 This is the bad one. 230 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,490 What do you do? 231 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,972 It's like Speed. What do you do? 232 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,498 -I don't know. -What do I do? 233 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,849 Well, you could end it, 234 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,218 like you were talking about in the bathroom, 235 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,722 or make it exciting. 236 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,812 You could try to force me to drink it. 237 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,857 A little scuffle ensues, you know? 238 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,384 But this... look, this is your movie. 239 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,556 You're the director. I'm just the cameraman. 240 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:40,950 Gotta make a choice. You want to win the game? 241 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:44,127 Gotta do something. 242 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,955 I... I don't know. 243 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:47,827 Oh, my God. Okay. 244 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,092 [exhales] 245 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,397 [coughing] 246 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,877 All right. 247 00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:56,748 Well, you win the game. 248 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,794 Congratulations. 249 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,535 I drank the powder. 250 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,411 You're a very strange person. 251 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,023 Did you know that? 252 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,939 -That tastes... -that tastes weird. 253 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:15,898 Yeah. 254 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:19,815 Do you realize what you've just done to yourself 255 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,774 with your little game? 256 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:27,388 Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? 257 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,958 Do I to... 258 00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:34,134 Who I'm... what? 259 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,136 [chuckling] You're funny. 260 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,573 [both laughing] 261 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,404 Oh, it is a good day. 262 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,408 [thud] 263 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,120 Oh, God. 264 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,056 Oh, my God. It's such a good day. 265 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,778 [heavy breathing] 266 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,653 [muffled] Well, you've probably guessed by now 267 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,613 that you answered the wrong ad today, buddy. 268 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:23,096 This is the end of your road. 269 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,447 Hey. 270 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,014 Hey... 271 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:31,234 I don't want you to feel bad about yourself, okay? 272 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,714 You were up against 273 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,630 a very formidable foe. 274 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,852 I learned from the best. 275 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,526 The best of the best. Do you want to see? 276 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,204 -You want to see? -[muffled] 277 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,210 Okay, I found this on the dark web 278 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,342 -a couple of years ago... -[distorted screams] 279 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,431 Oh, he blurred out his face and his voice. 280 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,694 But look... yeah, look. 281 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,436 [laughing] 282 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,699 [indistinct distorted chatter] 283 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:04,789 He... is the best. 284 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,966 The best to ever play the game. 285 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,837 [video stops] 286 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:12,362 I may not be as good as him yet, 287 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,886 but I'm getting better every day. 288 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,864 -[muffled scream] -Oh, no one's gonna help you. 289 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,455 No one's gonna save you, okay? 290 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,172 [muffled] No, no, no, I got to tell you something. 291 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,502 What? 292 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,001 -[muffled] -I got to tell you one thing. 293 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,548 -Fine, fine, fine. -But if you scream, 294 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,396 I'm going to bury this ax in your face, okay? 295 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,987 -Okay. -Okay... 296 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,512 [sighing] Thank you so much. 297 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,296 Okay. 298 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:34,776 Quick confession. 299 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,517 I lied. It's not just one thing. 300 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,171 It's two things. 301 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,042 Actually, it's two things and a question. 302 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:41,454 So it's technically three things... 303 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,002 -Okay, just move it along. -Okay. 304 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,830 First thing, you didn't trick me. 305 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,223 I voluntarily drank the drink. 306 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,833 -[chuckles] -That was a wild choice. 307 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,520 Second thing, that mask you're wearing, 308 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,489 it's really janky. 309 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,752 I think you need to consider more carefully the brands 310 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,754 you love and how you represent them. 311 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,495 You really are a strange person... 312 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,889 Third thing. 313 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,152 Were you in the Boy Scouts? 314 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,762 Yeah. 315 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,025 I thought so. 316 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,504 Because these knots you tied? 317 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,463 They're really good. 318 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,856 But they're not great. 319 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,772 You didn't make it all the way to Eagle Scout, did you? 320 00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,209 No. It's okay, I guess. 321 00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:20,778 But sometimes, going all the way matters. 322 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,345 Sometimes, 323 00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,608 that final knot 324 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,394 makes a big difference. 325 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,483 Sometimes it's the difference 326 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,747 between life and death. 327 00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,157 Buddy, you're not gonna talk... 328 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,403 [gasping] 329 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,452 Hey, if I ask you a question, 330 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,064 will you answer me honestly? 331 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,805 When you saw that ax back at the house, 332 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,000 was there a small part of you that thought 333 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,373 I might kill you with it? 334 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,375 No, no, no... 335 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,421 There's a check in your boot, Aaron. 336 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,987 How did you know that... 337 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:59,252 -[singsongy] -Hello, my name is Peachfuzz. 338 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,992 Oh, my God, what did you... 339 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,604 Did you see the film? 340 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,432 Oh, I didn't have to see it. 341 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,043 I lived it! 342 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,263 [Aaron screaming] 343 00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,353 Whoa, whoa, hold it right there. 344 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,311 You know who I am. 345 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:18,445 You know what happens if you run. 346 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,273 Come on, let's talk this out. 347 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:23,276 Come on, take a seat. 348 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,366 It's okay. 349 00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,111 Good boy. 350 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,156 Now, listen. 351 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,897 I was really excited to meet you. 352 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,507 I had very high hopes. 353 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,206 I thought maybe we could even team up. 354 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,295 I don't want to be just Daryl Hall 355 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,644 when we could be Hall and Oates. 356 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,211 That way, no one has to die. 357 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:48,083 -I'm trying... -No, listen. 358 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:51,478 The problem is you're not very good at your job. 359 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,760 -I try very hard at my... -Don't tell me you're trying. 360 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,438 You're just not trying hard enough. 361 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,311 But the good news is there's hope, okay? 362 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,922 Remember in the late '50s, 363 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:03,533 there was a mediocre cover band 364 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:06,971 out of Liverpool called The Quarrymen? 365 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,886 They didn't become the Beatles 366 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,237 until somebody took a shot on them. 367 00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,717 I want to take that shot on you. 368 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,502 -You pity me. -I don't. 369 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,069 -Yes, you do. -Well, maybe a little. 370 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,201 You drank the poison last night. 371 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,899 Well, I wanted you to feel you were doing well. 372 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,597 You let me tie you up. 373 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:24,902 I am not left-handed. 374 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:28,471 -I am pathetic. -I got nothing to offer... 375 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,125 Don't you dare say that. 376 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,475 Every human being has something to offer. 377 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,347 There's something you could do right now 378 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,959 that would be un-forgettable. 379 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,569 You just have to be 380 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,051 brutally... 381 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:46,141 painfully... 382 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,536 honest with yourself. 383 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,681 Oh! 384 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,509 He's got something. 385 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,903 He's got something. 386 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,470 Oh, wow. 387 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,909 Okay, here he comes. 388 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,916 [heavy breathing] 389 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,920 [growling] 390 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,012 [growling intensifies] 391 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,193 This is original! 392 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:43,503 [eerie theme music]