1 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:07,392 {\an8}[Jane] The crown is not my right. 2 00:00:07,416 --> 00:00:09,208 {\an8} Why would Edward name me? 3 00:00:09,291 --> 00:00:11,083 {\an8}[Mary] I was Daddy's firstborn. 4 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:14,541 And now a girl is finally on the Throne, and it's Jane sodding Grey? 5 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:17,000 I'll simply have to kill her myself. 6 00:00:17,125 --> 00:00:19,226 [Susannah] Ethians cannot survive another winter in the wild. 7 00:00:19,250 --> 00:00:20,750 Not with the new Kingsland Guards. 8 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,791 [Archer] Why don't you leave him alone, 9 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:23,875 you bunch of thugs? 10 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:24,916 I'm Archer. 11 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,583 - [people gasping] - [roars] 12 00:00:26,666 --> 00:00:27,767 [Mary] Their beastly leader, "Archer." 13 00:00:27,791 --> 00:00:28,851 Why haven't you killed him yet? 14 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:29,875 I'm trying my best. 15 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:31,625 [Mary] Edward's will. You stole it. 16 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:34,041 See that box? Place it next to Queen Jane. 17 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:36,041 Bess, is talking about Edward making you upset? 18 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:38,500 [hisses] 19 00:00:38,583 --> 00:00:40,309 - I'm glad you're here. - [Guildford] I still need a cure, 20 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:41,892 and I presume you still want a divorce, so... 21 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:42,791 does our deal stand? 22 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,976 Oh, I've never given up on anything in my entire life. 23 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,309 - Then prove it. - [Seymour] The grooms 24 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:47,333 from the West Stables 25 00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:48,416 have been dismissed. 26 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:49,601 What does she want with the West Stables? 27 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:51,000 [Jane] Florentine Widowmaker. 28 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,392 - It's the poison that killed Edward. - They killed him together. 29 00:00:53,416 --> 00:00:55,166 You killed Edward. I have proof. 30 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,958 Aah! 31 00:00:57,041 --> 00:00:59,041 Abdicate or die! 32 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,458 [Author] And now, a twist. 33 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:02,958 Edward is alive. 34 00:01:04,125 --> 00:01:06,458 - [♪ Dorothy: "Wicked Ones"] - ♪ Ah, ah, ah... 35 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,833 {\an8}[Author] Once upon a time, there was a young King 36 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:10,875 {\an8} who was poisoned, 37 00:01:10,958 --> 00:01:13,208 {\an8} assumed dead, 38 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:15,500 {\an8} but was, in fact... 39 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:18,041 {\an8} - not. - [gasps] 40 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:19,250 {\an8}Where am I? 41 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:22,500 {\an8}[Granny] Edward. My sweet. 42 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,000 [Author] Edward knows her face. 43 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:26,875 He's seen it a thousand times on her effigy. 44 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:29,916 This ancient nun is the formidable Margaret Beaufort. 45 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,791 But to Edward, she is simply... 46 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:34,416 Granny? 47 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,083 Of course it is. 48 00:01:36,166 --> 00:01:37,666 We rescued you. 49 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:40,000 And in the nick of time, too. 50 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:42,583 Your barmy sister was about to kill you. 51 00:01:42,666 --> 00:01:44,458 Mary was poisoning me. I remember. 52 00:01:44,541 --> 00:01:47,083 Well, lucky for you, we had the antidote. 53 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:48,916 Jane said there was no antidote. 54 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,041 Verities always think they know everything. 55 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:53,333 I'm confused. 56 00:01:53,416 --> 00:01:55,333 Last thing I remember, I was in my Palace, 57 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:58,416 hiding on the window ledge and then something bonked me on my head. 58 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,041 Stop whinging. 59 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,458 [laughs softly] 60 00:02:01,541 --> 00:02:02,708 You're alive. 61 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:05,958 This one is an excellent climber. 62 00:02:06,041 --> 00:02:08,541 She carried you out of the Turret on her back. 63 00:02:08,625 --> 00:02:10,000 I must get back to the Palace. 64 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:13,250 You shall. But first, rest. 65 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:15,250 You are safe as kittens here with Granny. 66 00:02:15,333 --> 00:02:19,000 Everything at the Palace is perfectly fine. 67 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:22,833 [Author] Everything at the Palace is not perfectly fine. 68 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:25,041 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 69 00:02:25,125 --> 00:02:28,875 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 70 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:31,208 - [gasps] - ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... 71 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:35,041 [Author] In fact, Mary throttled Jane 72 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:37,666 and left her unconscious and discarded on the grass 73 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,416 like yesterday's dog poo-poo. 74 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,291 But Jane's only thought is... 75 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:43,833 Guildford. 76 00:02:43,916 --> 00:02:46,125 ♪ Ain't no love when the wicked run ♪ 77 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:49,208 ♪ All we do is try to lay off ♪ 78 00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:50,875 ♪ We're the wicked ones ♪♪ 79 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:52,833 Rupert? Where's Guildford? 80 00:02:52,916 --> 00:02:55,791 He's safe. He's in the south meadow. 81 00:02:56,791 --> 00:02:58,583 [suspenseful music playing] 82 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:03,000 There were papers here, letters, in code. 83 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,666 I need them. Where are they? 84 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:06,166 Princess Mary came. 85 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,083 She took everything. 86 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:10,166 [panting] 87 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,666 Your Majesty? 88 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:21,416 We must speak about your husband. 89 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:23,500 [dramatic music playing] 90 00:03:25,458 --> 00:03:28,416 [Author] Meanwhile, in an Ethian camp not that far away... 91 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,958 The Scots say they want an answer within the month. 92 00:03:32,041 --> 00:03:33,916 And they sent a haggis. 93 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,708 So you know they're serious. 94 00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:37,666 - I hate haggis. - Oh, I love haggis. 95 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:39,416 I think we should accept the terms. 96 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:40,625 [Susannah scoffs] 97 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:42,208 What, you don't like it? 98 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,666 I didn't say that. 99 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:46,541 But some people are saying that if we make an alliance with Scotland, 100 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:49,041 we're just trading one Verity ruler for another. 101 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,250 [Archer] "Some people." 102 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,208 You mean you and the other young fliers. 103 00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:55,250 The Scottish Queen promises us full rights if we fight by their side. 104 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,851 [Archer] All we have to do is help them 105 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:57,958 take the English throne. 106 00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:00,000 Simple, innit? 107 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:02,791 We'll get our lives back. 108 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:05,916 And frankly, we don't have any other options. 109 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:09,000 - Guards! - [dramatic music playing] 110 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,333 [people screaming] 111 00:04:10,416 --> 00:04:11,642 [Guard] For England and Queen Jane! 112 00:04:11,666 --> 00:04:12,500 [Archer] Guards! 113 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,291 [Guard] For England and Queen Jane! 114 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,541 Queen Jane? 115 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:17,333 Pick up your swords. 116 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:19,625 [horse screeches] 117 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:24,333 [grunting] 118 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:30,791 [roars] 119 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:34,125 - [clamoring] - [roars] 120 00:04:35,416 --> 00:04:36,833 [shouts] 121 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,250 [groans] 122 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,916 This is a disaster. 123 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,875 I'm freaking out. This is my freaking-out face. 124 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,291 It should be simple. 125 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:51,916 Mary killed Edward and tried to kill me. 126 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,375 Yes, we have no proof. 127 00:04:53,458 --> 00:04:54,541 My throat? 128 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,250 Ah, a fading bruise? 129 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:59,416 Seymour claims she spent the night with him. 130 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:03,041 If somebody had witnessed her commit this alleged attack, that would be something, 131 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:05,166 - But as it is... - No. Call the Council. 132 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:06,392 Ooh, they are not your friends. 133 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:08,333 Well, they need to know the truth. 134 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:09,583 Whose truth? 135 00:05:09,666 --> 00:05:12,333 Mary will paint you a deranged liar 136 00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:15,208 and use it as a pretext to depose you. 137 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:17,708 Do not underestimate her. 138 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,125 She must have a weakness. 139 00:05:21,166 --> 00:05:22,500 Only one. [laughs softly] 140 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:24,958 [pensive music playing] 141 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:27,625 She's a woman. [laughs] 142 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:28,791 I'm a woman. 143 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:31,083 Eh, yes, but you have Guildford. 144 00:05:31,166 --> 00:05:32,625 [scoffs] 145 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:33,791 Men make people feel safe. 146 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,333 It's clear you must name Guildford 147 00:05:35,416 --> 00:05:37,875 your King A.S.A.F.P., 148 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:40,583 and I have come up with the requisite paperwork... 149 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:42,375 My King? 150 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,958 I don't need a King. Edward chose me. 151 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:46,375 No, he chose your son. 152 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:49,625 He only named you because you were marrying Guildford and... [whistles] 153 00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:50,916 That's not true. 154 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,458 Oh, it is. I was there. 155 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:53,958 Now, don't take it personally. 156 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:56,875 I mean, it's not called a "Queendom," is it? 157 00:05:56,958 --> 00:06:00,166 And a King solidifies your claim to the Throne. 158 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,666 And it makes great sense to crown you both together. 159 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,333 Everybody loves a twofer. 160 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:06,208 We can announce it at the Banquet. 161 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:08,208 Banquet? No. 162 00:06:08,291 --> 00:06:09,416 No Banquet. 163 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:11,625 - Yes Banquet. - I need to make a plan. 164 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:14,875 Look, the nobility are already en route. 165 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,875 If you want to beat Mary, get the nobility on side. 166 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:24,416 Show them a good time and play by the fucking rules. 167 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,833 [knocking on door] 168 00:06:27,791 --> 00:06:28,958 Your Majesty. 169 00:06:29,041 --> 00:06:31,791 Your mother requests your presence, "urgently." 170 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,291 Tell her that I'm busy. 171 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:34,500 Splendid. 172 00:06:34,583 --> 00:06:38,083 Oh, also, uh, there's an odd Irish girl at the kitchen door, 173 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,833 begged me to give you this. 174 00:06:40,916 --> 00:06:42,458 [whimsical music playing] 175 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:46,791 Damn these weak thumbs. 176 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:49,250 [Author] That's Castilian inbreeding for you. 177 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,708 Jane's neck is as strong as oak. 178 00:06:52,791 --> 00:06:55,166 [Seymour] You thought she was dead, my love. 179 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:56,583 You tried your best. 180 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,333 What if she tells someone? 181 00:06:58,416 --> 00:06:59,875 She has no evidence. 182 00:07:01,708 --> 00:07:03,750 - [grunts] - Squidgy, I'm worried about Bess. 183 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:05,750 She's been hiding in her room all day. 184 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:07,208 Perhaps she's on the blob. 185 00:07:07,291 --> 00:07:08,791 No, she's plotting something. 186 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,958 You watch Bess. I'll get a real ally. 187 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:14,750 Order my carriage. I've got a... an army to raise. 188 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:16,833 [Author] Into every generation, 189 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:20,583 a politician is born who fancies himself as a bit of a Kingmaker, 190 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:25,125 or in this case, a Queenmaker. 191 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,500 - Give me that and fuck off. - Yes, Princess. 192 00:07:27,583 --> 00:07:29,208 [exhales] 193 00:07:29,291 --> 00:07:31,333 - [Author] Meet Lord... - Norfolk. 194 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:33,708 I must take the throne at once. 195 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:36,541 Jane Grey is coming for our entire Verity way of life. 196 00:07:36,625 --> 00:07:38,458 Oh, I don't know. 197 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,708 - I don't want civil war. - Right. 198 00:07:41,791 --> 00:07:44,250 Well, if you aren't going to help, then why are you even here? 199 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,333 [shears snip] 200 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:47,166 Perhaps it's simple nostalgia. 201 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:51,708 Your father and I used to play games of "mount the Blounts" 202 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:53,875 around this very garden. 203 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:57,375 I'm not stupid. 204 00:07:57,458 --> 00:07:59,916 I want Jane Grey's head on a pike, 205 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,583 and I need your army. 206 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,875 So come on. 207 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:08,333 What do you really want? 208 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:13,625 When you're Queen, to be your Lord Chancellor. 209 00:08:14,666 --> 00:08:16,083 That position is taken. 210 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,791 - [shears snip] - Yes. 211 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,958 By Lord Seymour. 212 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:23,375 Despicable man. 213 00:08:23,458 --> 00:08:28,875 His mother once told me that he always asked to be spanked. 214 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:31,041 Despicable. 215 00:08:33,291 --> 00:08:37,541 Well, sack Seymour, replace him with me 216 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:41,041 and I'll send 5,000 men to fight for you. 217 00:08:42,666 --> 00:08:44,916 As for poor, dear Jane... 218 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:48,375 [moans] 219 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:59,416 ...not right. That needs to be washed, all of it. 220 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:01,708 Okay, yes. To the left. Left, left... 221 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,875 My left, my left. The other left! 222 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:05,583 Morons. 223 00:09:05,666 --> 00:09:07,166 Ah. 224 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,791 Why are you alone? Where is Jane? 225 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:11,083 Her Majesty sends regrets. 226 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,250 She's refusing me? How dare she? 227 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,041 Charles, catch! 228 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,833 Jolly good throw, Lady Margaret. 229 00:09:16,916 --> 00:09:19,208 - Uh-uh-uh-uh. - Margaret, stop horsing around. 230 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:20,958 - "Horse." - What was that? 231 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:22,791 Idioms are for simpletons. 232 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:25,416 Mother, why don't we put the wine in that corner, 233 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,541 so all the guests can have a quiet place to talk? 234 00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:30,434 This is the first time the nobility will be meeting Jane as their Queen, 235 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:33,434 and you always say the strongest alliances are made over big drink and small talk. 236 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:37,541 Well, at least one of my progeny has been paying attention. 237 00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:40,125 - Always. - Margaret, that's enough. 238 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:41,916 [laughs] 239 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,083 I received a letter this morning from the Countess of Swinford, 240 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:47,458 who said that she's willing to take you in, 241 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,958 - you lucky, lucky thing. - What? 242 00:09:50,041 --> 00:09:53,250 She has been instructing girls for generations, 243 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:58,166 who go on to become obedient wives of minor European royalty. 244 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,934 - You're sending me away? - [Katherine] Swinford? Didn't a girl die 245 00:09:59,958 --> 00:10:01,125 in her care last year? 246 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:02,666 No, she was always sickly. 247 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:03,916 You're not the boss of me. 248 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,166 I think you'll find I am. 249 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:09,333 Now where is your blasted sister? 250 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,208 [Jane] Susannah, I am so glad to see you. 251 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:13,458 Oh, my gods. 252 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:15,892 - What happened to you? - Did you order your Guards to attack us? 253 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,208 - What? - Kingsland Guards 254 00:10:17,291 --> 00:10:19,916 stormed our camp this morning in the name of Queen Jane. 255 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,958 I would never order them to do that. 256 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:25,041 - [scoffs] - No, please... 257 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,041 believe me. 258 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,934 - Gods, you're still bleeding. - No, it's fine. 259 00:10:28,958 --> 00:10:30,500 Come on, let me look. 260 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:33,875 I made a great salve for bruising. 261 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,750 It's arnica. 262 00:10:36,833 --> 00:10:38,666 Sit down, let me look after you. 263 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:45,517 [grunts] Your hands are frickin' freezing. 264 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:47,000 Oh, don't be such a baby. 265 00:10:48,291 --> 00:10:51,083 So, "Queen Jane." 266 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,500 I couldn't believe it. 267 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:54,916 Neither could I. 268 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,875 I'm sorry about Edward. 269 00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:59,041 Me, too. 270 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,708 [gentle music playing] 271 00:11:00,791 --> 00:11:04,250 Was there seriously nobody else he could think to name heir to the Throne? 272 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,083 [laughs softly] 273 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,708 That's very funny. 274 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:10,958 Well, I don't envy you. 275 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,458 It's a shitshow out there. 276 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,791 And it's only getting worse. 277 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,791 [somber music playing] 278 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,583 This won't happen again. 279 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,500 Where are you going? 280 00:11:21,583 --> 00:11:23,708 To do my fucking job. 281 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,791 [♪ Gossip: "Heavy Cross"] 282 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,291 - [indistinct chatter] - [laughter] 283 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:31,833 My Lords. 284 00:11:31,916 --> 00:11:34,291 - My Lords! - [chatter stops] 285 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,833 I am disbanding the Kingsland Guards, effective immediately. 286 00:11:37,916 --> 00:11:39,458 - But your Majesty... - Silence. 287 00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,000 They are finished. 288 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,250 And anyone caught flouting my orders will be hanged. 289 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,708 Good day. 290 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,541 [others murmuring] 291 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,708 ♪ I checked you ♪ 292 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,416 ♪ If it's already been done ♪ 293 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,833 ♪ Undo it... 294 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,083 Your Majesty, if I may say, that was rather rash. 295 00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,875 Quite. The Kingdom needs order. 296 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,416 No, the Kingdom needs change. 297 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:04,625 And what will you tell the people when we are overrun with Satanic beasts? 298 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:06,625 I will tell them they have nothing to fear. 299 00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,583 The goatskin gloves, piss-dick. 300 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,833 [Author] Jane, however, has much to fear. 301 00:12:11,916 --> 00:12:15,250 Especially from Mary. 302 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:19,041 Fortunately, Jane's good at standing up to bullies. 303 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:22,333 She has, after all, had so much training, 304 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:25,000 - with her mother. - [Mary] Your Majesty. 305 00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:28,500 Enjoyed any diverting perambulations recently? 306 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,041 [dramatic music playing] 307 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:34,083 Actually, I just perambulated all the way to my Counsellors. 308 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,833 You held a Council meeting? 309 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:37,666 A surprise meeting, Princess. 310 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,166 To disband the Kingsland Guards. 311 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,416 - Pardon? - Don't say "pardon," say "what." 312 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,083 [Mary] The Kingsland Guard 313 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:47,583 are the only thing standing between us and the Ethian plague. 314 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,916 Not anymore. 315 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,083 This is insanity. 316 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:53,333 Ethians are vile. 317 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:55,958 Disgusting aberrations of nature. 318 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:59,083 The spawn of Satan must be destroyed. 319 00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:01,791 Swept from our lands in cleansing fire. 320 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,125 - And as for you... - Uh, you, you, you, 321 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,375 you have a tender heart and a progressive mind. 322 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,726 What on earth will your generation do next? 323 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:10,250 I, for one, am intrigued to find out. 324 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,500 [chuckles] Ta-ta. 325 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,875 [Jane] Dear gods. 326 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:18,208 She really despises Ethians. 327 00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,250 Well, of course she does, silly goose. 328 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:24,208 - Go on. - Old King Henry 329 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:25,791 kicked Mary's mother Katherine 330 00:13:25,875 --> 00:13:30,416 out on her bony Spanish arse for Anne Boleyn, 331 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:35,083 who turned out to be an animal, both in and out of the sack. 332 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:36,708 Because she was a beast. 333 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:38,541 I get it, Dudley. 334 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,625 To Mary, beasts are not just evil, 335 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:44,416 they are the root of all her unhappiness. 336 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:47,125 [pensive music playing] 337 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,833 Hatred. 338 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:55,166 Her weakness is hatred. 339 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,083 Dudley. 340 00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,041 I think I know what to do. 341 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,041 [thunder crashes] 342 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:08,458 This invitation is just the beginning, Susannah, I promise you. 343 00:14:08,541 --> 00:14:10,621 [Susannah] Let's hope Archer agrees. He can be tough. 344 00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:16,041 The Latin you taught me was pretty shite, but... 345 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,375 does this say, "How to Cure the Beast"? 346 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,208 It's research. 347 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,500 Research? 348 00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:28,666 Well, I know some Ethians struggle with their condition, 349 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:33,000 so much so that they'll do anything to get rid of it. 350 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:34,750 So what have you found? 351 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,291 Nothing. 352 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,791 Because it doesn't exist. 353 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,250 How do you know that? 354 00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:43,083 Do remember the cook's son? 355 00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,708 - Little boy that ran away? - He heard about a cure. 356 00:14:45,791 --> 00:14:47,291 An establishment in London 357 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:50,708 where you pay someone to hurt you when you're in Ethian form. 358 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:53,708 And the pain teaches your brain or your soul or whatever 359 00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:55,625 to never change again. 360 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,250 It never worked. 361 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,250 Eventually, they beat him to death. 362 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,541 [somber music playing] 363 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,833 I-I know you want to help, and I'm grateful, 364 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:10,041 and if this plan of yours works, it will change everything for us, 365 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:13,208 but everyone should know, there is no cure. 366 00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:16,458 And you must never question our right to exist ever again. 367 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,000 Yes. 368 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,541 Of course. 369 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,333 - You're right, I'm sorry. - Good. 370 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,000 [Jane] Please, get this to Archer. 371 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:32,386 - [knocks on door] - [Frances] Your Majesty? 372 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,250 Oh, gods, it's my mother. Go to the window. 373 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,708 [knocking continues] 374 00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,291 [soft whoosh] 375 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,916 - [Frances] Ah. - Mother. 376 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,666 What a pleasant surprise. 377 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,166 Jane. 378 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:45,851 Jane, I've been trying to speak to you all day. 379 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:47,583 I don't have time for this. 380 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:49,666 Oh, yes, you do. 381 00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:54,625 Guildford Dudley is a horse. 382 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:56,875 [Author] Oh, shit. 383 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,250 I've seen it with my own eyes. 384 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,458 I'll arrange a divorce. 385 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:05,083 [Author] A week ago, that was all that Jane wanted, but now... 386 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,333 No, you shall not. 387 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,458 [dramatic music playing] 388 00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:10,500 Jane. 389 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:13,875 You cannot stay married to an Ethian. 390 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:17,041 If I had known, I never would have... 391 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:18,916 Forced me to marry him? 392 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,041 At least I became Queen, 393 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,416 which was obviously your plan with Dudley all along. 394 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,583 I regret nothing. 395 00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:28,416 You are on the Throne and I am in the Palace. 396 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:33,375 But we will never be safe with that so-called man by your side. 397 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:37,041 You end this marriage or I will make you end it. 398 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,458 I am the Queen. 399 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:43,541 You have no power to make me do anything. 400 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:48,625 [laughs] Oh, gods, do you love him? 401 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,708 You do. 402 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,666 [footsteps receding] 403 00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,416 Jane. 404 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,750 [Author] The two most irritating things in the world: 405 00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:01,291 the sound of someone eating an apple 406 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:05,708 and when your mother might be right. 407 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:09,083 - [door opens] - [Jane] Guildford? 408 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,291 - Guildford. - Rupert told me everything. 409 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,095 Are you hurt? Did you talk to the Council... 410 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,541 Shut up and kiss me. 411 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,708 [moans softly] 412 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,303 There's something else. What is it? Tell me. 413 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,750 Later, but... 414 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,291 What if... 415 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,375 I didn't want a divorce? 416 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,583 What if you didn't? 417 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,166 [♪ Wet Leg: "Wet Dream"] 418 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,666 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 419 00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,666 ♪ Count me in... 420 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:59,333 - [Guildford] Fucking laces. - I know. [laughs] 421 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,166 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 422 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,083 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 423 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,125 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go... 424 00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,791 Do you think I'll like it? 425 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,791 - [laughs] - Gods, I hope so. 426 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,166 ♪ I was in your wet dream driving in my car... 427 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,416 I tried finding out what it would be like. 428 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,458 I looked in books, but there's nothing... 429 00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:18,208 Mm. Are you intending to talk all the way through this? 430 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,791 No. 431 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,208 Maybe. 432 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,625 ♪ Touching yourself... 433 00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,041 Do you intend to keep your boots on? 434 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:28,833 Well... no. 435 00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:33,916 ♪ "Baby, do you want to come home with me? ♪ 436 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,083 ♪ I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD" ♪ 437 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,392 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 438 00:18:39,416 --> 00:18:41,041 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 439 00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,291 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 440 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,250 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 441 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,041 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 442 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,125 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 443 00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:52,791 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go ♪ 444 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,041 ♪ I was in your wet dream ♪ 445 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,041 ♪ Driving in my car ♪ 446 00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,517 ♪ What makes you think you're good enough to think about me ♪ 447 00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:01,625 ♪ When you're touching yourself ♪ 448 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,833 ♪ Touching yourself, touching your... 449 00:19:03,916 --> 00:19:05,000 Wait. 450 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,416 - Eh? - I don't know what to do. 451 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,291 I really hate not knowing things. 452 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:15,916 I can show you. 453 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,541 ♪ It's enough to make a girl blush ♪ 454 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:18,625 If you want me to. 455 00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:21,208 ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪ 456 00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,166 ♪ To make a girl blush, it's enough, it's enough... 457 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,458 I want you to. 458 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,517 - ♪ It's enough, it's enough, it's enough ♪ - ♪ To make a girl blush ♪ 459 00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:32,083 ♪ It's enough, it's enough, it's enough ♪ 460 00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:34,226 - ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪ - ♪ To make a girl blush ♪ 461 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,125 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 462 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,166 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 463 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,250 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 464 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,833 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 465 00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:43,416 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 466 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,708 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 467 00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:47,958 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go... 468 00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:49,916 [moans] 469 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:50,875 [laughs] 470 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:53,041 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 471 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,601 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 472 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:55,833 ♪ Let's begin ♪♪ 473 00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,000 [Jane] That was surprisingly vigorous. 474 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:02,750 [Guildford] Thank you. I think. 475 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,708 Mary could've killed you. 476 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,875 Mm. 477 00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:20,041 - I've got a plan for her. - Hmm? 478 00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:23,875 I wrote to Archer. 479 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:28,291 I invited the Ethians to the Banquet. 480 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:32,625 You invited Ethians to your Coronation Banquet? 481 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,500 Mm-hmm. 482 00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,458 You're insane. 483 00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:38,375 The nobility will be incandescent. 484 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,916 Mary most of all. 485 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,208 I'm fairly certain that she will attack me again, 486 00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,833 and this time, there will be witnesses. 487 00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:47,750 Treason. 488 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,375 It's risky. 489 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,375 But genius. 490 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:59,000 I take it you haven't told my father about this. 491 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,708 Not in detail. 492 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:02,416 [laughs softly] 493 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:09,500 - Guildford? - Hmm? 494 00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:11,625 [dramatic music playing] 495 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,500 Did you know your father asked me to name you King? 496 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,208 It's all he's ever wanted. 497 00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:24,250 Is that why you married me? 498 00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,041 No. 499 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,166 All I want is my cure. 500 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,125 I just want my life to be mine again. 501 00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:50,000 [Author] Jane knows there is no cure for Ethianism. 502 00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:52,708 But should she tell Guildford now, 503 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:58,166 and perhaps sour this blissful detumescence, 504 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,250 or should she wait? 505 00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:06,125 Definitely wait. 506 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:08,208 [exciting music playing] 507 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:19,083 [seabird chirping] 508 00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:20,958 Granny, I'm just having a snooze. 509 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:22,250 [Fitz] Get up. 510 00:22:23,625 --> 00:22:25,458 [panting] 511 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,625 Who-who are you? 512 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:30,375 No one of consequence. Ish. 513 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,791 - You're in danger. - Danger? 514 00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,642 This convent happens to belong to my grandmother. 515 00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:36,000 I'm safe as kittens. 516 00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:37,666 Then why'd she lock you in? 517 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,500 She did not. 518 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:45,125 - She locked me in! - Ready to listen, Your Majesty? 519 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:47,208 How do you know who I am? 520 00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:49,142 Look, in 30 seconds, the nuns are gonna come check on you. 521 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:52,500 Fake a fit, grab the keys off the big one, leave the rest to me. 522 00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:54,166 Why should I fear a bunch of nuns? 523 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:56,833 What are they going to do, pray me to death? 524 00:22:56,916 --> 00:23:01,291 Anyway, why should I trust you? 525 00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:03,517 You could be an assassin, ordered by my sister to slay me. 526 00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:06,875 If I wanted to slay you, sweet cheeks, you'd be slain. 527 00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:09,000 [door closes in distance] 528 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,500 Last chance. 529 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,500 [airy music playing] 530 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,708 Nope. 531 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:17,916 I'm staying. 532 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,541 I have very good instincts about this sort of thing. 533 00:23:20,625 --> 00:23:23,833 Suit yourself. The name's Fitz, by the way. 534 00:23:23,916 --> 00:23:25,458 [meows] 535 00:23:25,541 --> 00:23:27,833 [keys jingle] 536 00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:35,125 [suspenseful music playing] 537 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,583 ♪ ♪ 538 00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:40,101 - [church bell ringing] - [Petunia] Princess Bess, 539 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:41,000 pack faster. 540 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:43,000 We must get you safe to Granny by nightfall. 541 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:45,708 I still find it so odd that Granny is a nun. 542 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,083 [chuckles] 543 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:48,541 So what did she want with Edward? 544 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:50,708 That's enough questions. Let's just finish packing. 545 00:23:50,791 --> 00:23:52,625 Let's go. Chop-chop. 546 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,708 I still think I should warn Jane. 547 00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:57,083 I-It's the right thing to do. 548 00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:59,166 Leave her a note. 549 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,541 [chest creaks closed] 550 00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:02,625 [suspenseful music playing] 551 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:16,833 ♪ ♪ 552 00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:18,416 [footsteps receding] 553 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:24,750 [distant rooster crows] 554 00:24:24,833 --> 00:24:26,833 [birds chirping] 555 00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:34,625 [Author] It's a strange and wonderful thing when, at last, 556 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:38,291 you see someone as they truly are... their flaws and virtues, 557 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:41,583 gifts and curses... and realize, perhaps, 558 00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:44,000 that's what makes them perfect. 559 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:48,208 If only they could see it, too. 560 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:50,371 - [suspenseful music playing] - [church bell ringing] 561 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:52,250 [barks] 562 00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:58,916 [Bess gasps] 563 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,208 Hello, Princess. 564 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:03,666 A note... 565 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:04,916 warning Jane? 566 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:08,000 You are a naughty girl. 567 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:12,916 I know another Princess who might consider that an act of treason. 568 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,750 - Mary is not Queen. - But she will be. 569 00:25:15,833 --> 00:25:20,125 And until that happy day arrives, I don't want you ruining her chances. 570 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:24,041 - [Guard] Go on. - Take us to Kenninghall. 571 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:26,833 - Drive. - [whimpers] 572 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,750 - [thunder rumbles] - [seabirds chirping] 573 00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:30,083 [Granny] Edward, 574 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:33,125 you've hardly touched your spotted dick. 575 00:25:34,791 --> 00:25:37,083 I'm just not a big breakfast person. 576 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:41,541 Thanks so much for all the TLC, you know, 577 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:44,166 but I'd say that I can go soon. 578 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,458 Mm, not yet. 579 00:25:46,541 --> 00:25:50,291 Tell me, when your sister was coming to the Turret 580 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:54,541 to kill you, did you feel scared? 581 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:57,083 Yes. Obviously. 582 00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:59,875 This will be a challenge. 583 00:25:59,958 --> 00:26:01,125 What are you talking about? 584 00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:05,125 [bellows] 585 00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:06,333 G-Gods, you're a turtle. 586 00:26:07,416 --> 00:26:09,291 I am a tortoise. 587 00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:10,541 You're an Ethian? 588 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,208 And so are you. 589 00:26:12,291 --> 00:26:15,083 Impossible. [stammers] 590 00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:17,000 - I would've changed at puberty. - No, 591 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:19,708 royal men are notoriously stunted. 592 00:26:19,791 --> 00:26:23,333 Why, your father didn't acquire any fuzz on his mons pubis 593 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,791 till he was in his mid-20s. 594 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:28,500 Edward, you are an Ethian... 595 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:33,708 ...and you will be the first Ethian King. 596 00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:35,375 [dramatic music playing] 597 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:39,000 But how will you elicit the change? 598 00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:41,208 Another magic potion? 599 00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:42,833 That was medicine. 600 00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,541 There's no such thing as magic. 601 00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:50,666 So, time to winkle out the beast within 602 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:53,291 and save the Kingdom, hmm? 603 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:55,375 ♪ ♪ 604 00:26:55,458 --> 00:26:56,791 Die, Ethian, die! 605 00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:58,750 [Seymour] Ah, the small Grey. 606 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,375 What an interestingly violent child. 607 00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:04,458 - You should try a real sword. - [scoffs] 608 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,041 There you go, poppet. You try. 609 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:11,291 Whoa. 610 00:27:11,375 --> 00:27:13,625 Oh, the right-handed grip. 611 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:16,458 Quintessential. Elegant. 612 00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:18,833 But the two-handed grip yields 613 00:27:18,916 --> 00:27:23,458 more power in combat. 614 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:25,000 Go at it. 615 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,958 Very good. 616 00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:31,916 Your mother would be proud. 617 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,250 My mummy can bite me. 618 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:36,333 Charming. 619 00:27:36,416 --> 00:27:39,833 I felt quite the same about my own battle-axe. 620 00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:44,500 Do you know the best thing about mummies is eventually, they all die. 621 00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:45,708 [laughs softly] 622 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:48,041 [mischievous music playing] 623 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:49,833 [shouts] 624 00:27:49,916 --> 00:27:52,500 - Fuck. - Fuck. 625 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:53,791 [approaching voices] 626 00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,208 [man] Seymour. 627 00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:05,125 [Dudley] You see, Stan, when you're crowning a King, 628 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:08,083 you want something that says, "I'm not here for the power, 629 00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:10,041 - but it helps." - Dad... 630 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,833 ...I have to tell you something. 631 00:28:12,916 --> 00:28:14,250 [Frances] Dudley. 632 00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:15,625 Darling. 633 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,875 Lady Frances, what a pleasure. 634 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:22,458 Do you like my designs for the crown of King Guildford? 635 00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:24,166 I need a word with you. 636 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,625 - Get out. - No. 637 00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:27,625 I want to stay. 638 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:28,791 Yeah, let him stay. 639 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,184 It's important he learns the ways of the Court, 640 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:33,000 and what better tutors than us two, eh? 641 00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:34,750 [chuckles] Stanley, sit. 642 00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:39,875 Now, I have wine or pigeon pie if you fancy a nibble. 643 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:42,375 No, I do not fancy a nibble. 644 00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:47,500 You told me that Jane would be Queen and that Guildford would not be a problem. 645 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:49,083 [Dudley] Well, 646 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,041 is there a problem? 647 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:52,291 He's a horse. 648 00:28:53,208 --> 00:28:55,250 [laughs] Guildford, a horse. 649 00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:56,933 - [laughs] - Gracious, I mean, what-what, 650 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,541 what-what on earth would prompt you to say something like that? 651 00:29:00,625 --> 00:29:02,083 Stan told me. 652 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:03,875 She forced me. 653 00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:06,833 Do you honestly think I wouldn't have found out? 654 00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:08,166 I thought you'd find out, 655 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,267 but I thought there'd be nothing you could do about it, 656 00:29:10,291 --> 00:29:12,333 so I thought it didn't matter. 657 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,625 We'll see about that. 658 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:20,250 [Seymour] What a day. I made best chums with the youngest Grey, of all people, 659 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:22,791 and guess who I just locked up at Kenninghall... 660 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:24,958 [dramatic music playing] 661 00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:26,708 Norfolk. 662 00:29:26,791 --> 00:29:28,375 Seymour. 663 00:29:28,458 --> 00:29:30,000 I was just leaving. 664 00:29:32,291 --> 00:29:35,250 See you at the Banquet. 665 00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:38,125 My men will be at the gates by midnight. 666 00:29:41,458 --> 00:29:43,000 [door opens] 667 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:46,333 Him? 668 00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:48,583 All friendships come with a price. 669 00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:51,750 When I'm Queen, Norfolk will be my Lord Chancellor. 670 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:54,125 - That's my job. - Keep up. 671 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:56,750 Are you firing me? 672 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:59,750 You wouldn't believe what I've done for you today. 673 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,750 We can still shag, darling. 674 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,250 Oh, do not pout, Seymour. 675 00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,208 - You know it makes me terribly vexed. - [grunts softly] 676 00:30:06,291 --> 00:30:09,291 Now get your balls out of those britches and assume the position. 677 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:11,250 No, I won't. 678 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:14,000 Not until you respect me professionally. 679 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,625 And then smacky-smacky bottom. 680 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:22,375 Then we're through. 681 00:30:26,250 --> 00:30:30,791 I hope you enjoy yourself at that rancid party tonight, alone. 682 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,625 [laughs] 683 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,333 [door opens] 684 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,416 [♪ Liz Lawrence: "California Screaming"] 685 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:42,458 [Author] Everyone knows 686 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,625 the tummy butterflies that accompany the first Banquet 687 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:47,458 held in one's honor. 688 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,958 Except you, of course, you utter peasant. 689 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000 ♪ Left my body landing ♪ 690 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:58,083 ♪ Rationale abandoned ♪ 691 00:30:58,166 --> 00:31:00,791 - ♪ Racing to the bottom... - [knocking on door] 692 00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:06,500 Hi. 693 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:08,416 Hi. 694 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:16,958 [inhales sharply, clears throat] 695 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,583 You look beautiful. 696 00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:21,375 Pick one. 697 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,666 [Jane] Hmm. 698 00:31:25,291 --> 00:31:27,125 Hmm. 699 00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:28,416 [gentle music playing] 700 00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:33,000 [Jane] Oh. 701 00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:35,166 Thank the gods, I needn't cut off an ear. 702 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,083 They're lovely. 703 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,833 They belonged to my mother. 704 00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:43,791 Oh, Guildford. No, that-that's too much... 705 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,875 ♪ ♪ 706 00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,583 Before I met you, I was in despair. 707 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:01,708 I drank, I gambled, 708 00:32:01,791 --> 00:32:04,666 I fought, I fucked... 709 00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:08,125 ...everything up. 710 00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:15,041 And now for the first time in my life, I have hope. 711 00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:18,708 You've given me hope, Jane. 712 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:22,458 Jane. 713 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,141 Guildford, I need to tell you something. 714 00:32:25,375 --> 00:32:26,791 [Dudley] Ah. 715 00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:29,500 There you are. The lovebirds. 716 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:31,375 [Dudley imitating birdcall] 717 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:33,708 Come. Your Kingdom awaits. 718 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:36,068 [♪ Girlschool: "20th Century Boy"] 719 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,583 Ready? 720 00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:43,291 - [doors open] - [excited chatter] 721 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:49,291 ♪ ♪ 722 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,208 ♪ Friends say it's fine ♪ 723 00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:02,041 ♪ Friends say it's good ♪ 724 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:03,458 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 725 00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:07,583 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood... 726 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:09,291 Thank you for coming. 727 00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,125 [Guildford] Enchanted. 728 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:13,125 [Jane] It's lovely to... I love your dress. 729 00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:16,291 ♪ I move like a cat, talk like a rat ♪ 730 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:18,875 ♪ Sting like a bee ♪ 731 00:33:18,958 --> 00:33:20,583 ♪ Babe, I'm gonna be your man... 732 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:22,958 [Guildford] It's so lovely to see you. 733 00:33:23,041 --> 00:33:24,184 Try the dolphin. It's in season. 734 00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:26,041 Medium rare. 735 00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:27,583 [indistinct chatter] 736 00:33:27,666 --> 00:33:29,059 - ♪ And it's plain to see ♪ - That is so nice. 737 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:30,208 ♪ You were meant for me ♪ 738 00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:34,125 ♪ Yeah, I'm your toy, your 20th Century boy ♪ 739 00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:40,458 ♪ ♪ 740 00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:43,250 ♪ Friends say it's fine... 741 00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,000 Well, do you love it? I love it. 742 00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:47,875 Come on, drinkie-pooh, and then I will introduce you 743 00:33:47,958 --> 00:33:49,500 - to all the right people. - Yes. 744 00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:51,166 [clears throat] Your Majesty, 745 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,090 please allow me to present the Duke of Norfolk. 746 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,541 Your Majesty. 747 00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:58,333 Ah, the consort. 748 00:33:58,416 --> 00:34:00,000 Not for long. [laughs] 749 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:02,833 And Lord Scrope. 750 00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,666 He owns most of the West country. 751 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,625 And the Midlands. 752 00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:08,416 Everyone always forgets the Midlands. 753 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,041 [soft laughter] 754 00:34:10,166 --> 00:34:13,416 We were just discussing the riots that have been happening in Cheapside. 755 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,375 Oh, they're always rioting in Cheapside. 756 00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:18,000 Perhaps we should teach them to read instead. 757 00:34:18,083 --> 00:34:19,833 Ha! Well played, well played. 758 00:34:19,916 --> 00:34:22,291 They said you were funny, and you are. 759 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,083 [Mary] Jane. 760 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:26,000 They're rioting because of you. 761 00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:27,250 [Jane] Princess Mary. 762 00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:30,041 Enchanted you could join us. 763 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,708 What next, Your Majesty, 764 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:34,791 must we spoon-feed the beasts our breakfast? 765 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:37,666 Norfolk, come, I want a drink. 766 00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,750 ♪ ♪ 767 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:44,416 Your Majesty. [clears throat] 768 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,083 They have arrived. 769 00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:49,791 What's up, pussycat? 770 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:55,559 - There you are. - [Margaret] Finally. 771 00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:56,623 [Katherine] Hello, Mother. 772 00:34:58,666 --> 00:34:59,892 Where did you get all that guff? 773 00:34:59,916 --> 00:35:01,958 You don't think I look pretty? 774 00:35:02,041 --> 00:35:04,958 You're a widow, not a Bankside doxy. 775 00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,250 Take it off. 776 00:35:09,916 --> 00:35:11,916 Pox on her. 777 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,916 Yeah, pox on her. 778 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:18,000 People? People. 779 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:21,000 Eyes to me, eyes to me. 780 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,916 Pray silence 781 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,708 for an announcement from your Queen. 782 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,671 [Author] As Jane looks out over the most important people in the Kingdom 783 00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:32,666 and the man she might just love, 784 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:36,416 she knows why her destiny placed her right here, right now. 785 00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,291 My loving people. 786 00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:40,000 [Author] To change the world. 787 00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:43,583 Tonight, I invite each of you to reject the division and hatred 788 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:45,333 of generations past. 789 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:49,833 We must again live side by side, 790 00:35:49,916 --> 00:35:53,750 peacefully, in unity... 791 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:56,000 - Ethians and Verities. - [people gasping] 792 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:01,541 We must end Division Laws. 793 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:03,250 [people murmuring] 794 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,791 As a message of unity, 795 00:36:05,875 --> 00:36:08,750 I have invited some Ethian friends to join us. 796 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:10,541 [doors open] 797 00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:12,458 [♪ Nova Twins: "Cleopatra"] 798 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:21,625 ♪ ♪ 799 00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:32,541 ♪ I'm the type of girl who likes taking the lead ♪ 800 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:34,791 ♪ I don't give a fuck what they say about me ♪ 801 00:36:34,875 --> 00:36:37,541 ♪ They say I'm scary, I'm not ladylike, I act like a queen ♪ 802 00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:40,017 ♪ And I'll be wearing the crown whilst I'll be kissing my teeth ♪ 803 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:42,416 ♪ Ah, I'm a boss bitch... 804 00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:46,250 It's great to be here. 805 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:54,500 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 806 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:59,500 ♪ Ah ♪♪ 807 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:00,958 [Jane] Princess Mary... 808 00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:04,583 ...I thought you might lead us in a toast. 809 00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:10,125 A toast? 810 00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:17,375 You wish us to share our wine, food... 811 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:21,875 ...air, with these abominations? 812 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:28,083 How dare you pollute my father's Palace? 813 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,708 You are not welcome here. 814 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:31,708 They are welcome here. 815 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,541 I invited them. 816 00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,458 [suspenseful music playing] 817 00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:37,625 And I am your Queen. 818 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,125 Queen? 819 00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:45,458 You are a mistake. 820 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:51,000 A pernicious error holding power by virtue of disastrous misstep, 821 00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:53,666 not divine right. 822 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,833 The blood of the gods runs through my heart. 823 00:37:55,916 --> 00:37:58,000 Let's see what runs through yours 824 00:37:58,083 --> 00:38:00,125 when I... 825 00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:02,375 When you what? 826 00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:04,208 Hmm? 827 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:09,125 Tell your Queen what you'll do. 828 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:12,625 [screaming] 829 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:22,093 [Author] There is no horror, to the English, 830 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:26,500 quite as acutely mortifying as making a nasty scene in public. 831 00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:29,041 It's the kind of thing you see abroad. 832 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:32,750 And such a display from their own royal Princess? 833 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:34,708 It's social arson. 834 00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:36,166 Not to mention... 835 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:39,458 ...political suicide. 836 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:41,250 [♪ Black Honey: "All My Pride"] 837 00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:51,000 [indistinct chatter] 838 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:52,833 [laughter] 839 00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:54,375 Archer? 840 00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,708 Thank you for accepting my invitation. 841 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:03,041 Ending Division Law, was that a real proposal, 842 00:39:03,125 --> 00:39:06,166 or were we invited here to be the meat in your trap? 843 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:10,291 Look, the truth is, I grew up oblivious to the inequity in this Kingdom. 844 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,708 I'm not proud to say that, 845 00:39:12,791 --> 00:39:15,458 but I didn't see it, so I didn't have to think about it. 846 00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:18,208 But it is the only thing that matters. 847 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:23,500 If we do this, it will take serious reconciliation between our people. 848 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:25,291 Time. Negotiation. 849 00:39:25,375 --> 00:39:27,708 You know, are your nobility on side? 850 00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:31,750 Archer, the highest-ranking Verity nobility are here for the week. 851 00:39:31,833 --> 00:39:32,916 Stay. 852 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,250 Help me convince them to support us. 853 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:36,791 I'm not a diplomat. 854 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:39,416 Well, victory is not solely won on the battlefield. 855 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,583 [laughs softly] 856 00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:43,041 Hearts and minds? 857 00:39:43,125 --> 00:39:44,875 Yeah, something like that. 858 00:39:45,875 --> 00:39:47,875 [laughs softly] 859 00:39:47,958 --> 00:39:50,166 - [people gasping] - [cheering] 860 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:52,125 [playful clamoring] 861 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:55,000 - Excuse me. - No, no, no. Hang on. Hang on. 862 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,708 Listen, have you got any pineapple? 863 00:39:59,791 --> 00:40:02,166 [Rose gasps] No. Pomegranate? 864 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:03,791 Do you have pomegranate, please? 865 00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:05,726 [Owen] It's not a party if you've got no pineapple. 866 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:08,250 Go and find me some pineapple. Go on. 867 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:15,541 I say, could you settle a point of discussion between my wife and I? 868 00:40:15,625 --> 00:40:17,041 [distant cheering] 869 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:21,541 Have you ever heard of a cure? 870 00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:22,958 - Hangover cure? - Sex. 871 00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:24,166 Eel pie. 872 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:28,791 No, I mean, a cure for... 873 00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,583 Ethianism. 874 00:40:30,666 --> 00:40:32,708 You think we need a cure? 875 00:40:32,791 --> 00:40:34,625 [Rose] Like we're sick? 876 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,583 Cursed? Diseased? 877 00:40:39,666 --> 00:40:42,041 [both laugh] 878 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:44,041 [Owen] I'm just pissing in your boots, mate. 879 00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:45,250 Don't need one. 880 00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:47,125 [Rose] Why would I want a cure? I'm an owl. 881 00:40:47,208 --> 00:40:48,250 I can see in the dark. 882 00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:50,416 - What the fuck can you do? - [Owen laughs] 883 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,291 Right. Of course. 884 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,708 Bye. 885 00:40:58,625 --> 00:40:59,500 Wanker. 886 00:40:59,583 --> 00:41:01,333 - I liked him. - Mm. 887 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:03,291 Like his hair. 888 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:04,851 - [man] Hello! Good to see you. - Good to see you. 889 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:05,791 [man] Majesty... 890 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,791 It's a style I haven't seen... 891 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:10,166 - [laughs] Absolutely. You as well. - Guildford. 892 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:12,625 We need to talk. 893 00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:16,791 Jane, what's wrong? What's the matter? 894 00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:25,708 I-I tried to tell you last night, and I didn't, and... 895 00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:27,708 Yes? 896 00:41:29,583 --> 00:41:31,500 There is no cure. 897 00:41:31,583 --> 00:41:32,791 [grunts softly] 898 00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:37,375 - What did you just say? - The Ethian cure... 899 00:41:38,458 --> 00:41:40,098 - ...doesn't exist. - You don't know that. 900 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,708 I do. 901 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:44,833 - You're wrong. - Look, apply logic. 902 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:48,750 Caterpillars become butterflies; tadpoles, frogs. 903 00:41:48,833 --> 00:41:51,958 Metamorphic change is a part of nature... 904 00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:54,833 - Jane, please don't... - Guildford, you don't need a cure. 905 00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:57,375 You cannot change what you are, and you shouldn't have to. 906 00:41:57,458 --> 00:42:01,208 Not for your father, not for me, not for anyone. 907 00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:02,458 Jane, please, shut up. 908 00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:05,250 It is this Kingdom that needs to change, not you. 909 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:09,916 I disbanded the Guards, I could end Division Laws, I could heal England. 910 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,791 Fuck England! Heal me! 911 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,958 [panting] 912 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:18,458 I trusted you. 913 00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:22,458 [♪ Lucia and the Best Boys: "So Sweet I Could Die"] 914 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:24,875 Guildford, wait. 915 00:42:24,958 --> 00:42:27,166 Guildford, please, wait. 916 00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:29,416 ♪ Gathered thoughts as best I can... 917 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:32,083 - Guildford. - ♪ Scrape them up from where I stand ♪ 918 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:34,875 ♪ Hold my head between my hands ♪ 919 00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:37,875 ♪ We couldn't be much closer than ♪ 920 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:40,166 ♪ Broken bodies intertwined ♪ 921 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:41,583 ♪ Breaking up over the line... 922 00:42:41,666 --> 00:42:44,166 And that's how I actually survived dropsy. 923 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:46,583 - And... - What's that man's name? 924 00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:49,083 Who? Oh, William? 925 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,750 He works for Norfolk. 926 00:42:50,833 --> 00:42:52,333 Nice chap, actually. 927 00:42:52,416 --> 00:42:54,583 Oh, please, please introduce us? 928 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:59,208 Nah. Love is dead. 929 00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:03,041 ♪ You're so sweet, I could die... 930 00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:04,458 - [whispers] Move. - [grunts] 931 00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:08,125 ♪ You're so sweet, I could die... 932 00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,416 I like your gown. 933 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:17,958 My sister dressed me. [laughs softly] 934 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,083 [laughs softly] 935 00:43:24,541 --> 00:43:26,226 - [distant] Excuse me. - "My sister dressed me"? 936 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:28,625 Yeah, that was bad. 937 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:29,958 You. 938 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:31,375 - Frances. - Not you. 939 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:32,458 You. It's bedtime. 940 00:43:33,625 --> 00:43:35,125 Banquet's over. 941 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:39,125 Gods, she's magnificent. 942 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:42,666 [atmospheric music playing] 943 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:44,750 [creatures chittering] 944 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:54,541 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 945 00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:55,666 Why are you following me? 946 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:56,791 Easy, mate. 947 00:43:56,875 --> 00:44:00,625 Look, if I offended you earlier, I apologize. 948 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:02,333 You didn't offend me. 949 00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:05,750 I just came to tell you that I was lying. 950 00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:08,625 There is an Ethian cure. 951 00:44:11,291 --> 00:44:12,916 And I know where to get it. 952 00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:19,250 Guildford? 953 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:22,250 [Author] The post-party blues are agony. 954 00:44:22,333 --> 00:44:24,791 One minute, you're celebrated by hundreds, 955 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:27,333 the next, you're fighting with your husband, 956 00:44:27,416 --> 00:44:28,958 belching dolphin, 957 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:33,458 with no new plan to outwit your psychotic cousin in sight. 958 00:44:33,541 --> 00:44:35,166 You may leave. 959 00:44:37,416 --> 00:44:39,166 [both] Your Majesty. 960 00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:44,458 [door closes] 961 00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:46,666 Your Majesty. Don't freak out. 962 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,541 - Who are you? - Petunia. Edward's dog. 963 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:52,833 Of course you are. 964 00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:55,156 I know that you need evidence to accuse Mary and Seymour. 965 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:57,916 I believe I can help. 966 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,541 [atmospheric music playing] 967 00:45:00,625 --> 00:45:02,625 [church bells ringing] 968 00:45:04,916 --> 00:45:06,500 [Margaret] Get the Ethians! 969 00:45:08,416 --> 00:45:10,833 Die! Die! Ha! Take that! 970 00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:14,250 Hello, poppet. Having fun? 971 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,916 No. 972 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,166 My mummy's sending me to live with some nasty old bint. 973 00:45:18,250 --> 00:45:20,791 Says I need "discipline." 974 00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:23,458 I'm sure Queen Jane can sort that out. 975 00:45:23,541 --> 00:45:24,833 She's too busy. 976 00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:26,375 Won't even see me this morning. 977 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,416 Busy? 978 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,083 Busy doing what? 979 00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:34,125 Mummy also says not to talk about Jane to anyone outside the family. 980 00:45:34,208 --> 00:45:38,833 But your mummy is a nasty old wench, remember, 981 00:45:38,916 --> 00:45:40,666 who's trying to send you away. 982 00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:42,458 Perhaps I can stop her. 983 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:47,375 Why don't you have a seat, and tell me everything that they're up to? 984 00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:52,333 Well, Jane's talking to some witchy herbalist 985 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,083 from the river market. 986 00:45:54,166 --> 00:45:56,791 Something about poison. 987 00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:59,416 [Author] Ever sourced poison from a river market flower girl 988 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:03,083 in order to murder the King and replace him with your deranged paramour? 989 00:46:03,166 --> 00:46:06,250 Well, if you find yourself in such a predicament, 990 00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:09,208 dispose of all the evidence. 991 00:46:09,291 --> 00:46:12,208 Including the flower girl. 992 00:46:12,291 --> 00:46:14,583 It's called being detail-oriented. 993 00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:16,809 - [♪ Griff: "She's Not There"] - ♪ Well, no one told me ♪ 994 00:46:16,833 --> 00:46:19,708 ♪ About her ♪ 995 00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:21,125 ♪ The way she was... 996 00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:25,083 A witness has come forward to confirm, beyond all doubt, 997 00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:27,458 the identity of King Edward's killers... 998 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:31,291 ...Lord Seymour and Princess Mary. 999 00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:33,291 [people gasping] 1000 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:34,625 Arrest them. 1001 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,750 ♪ Say you're sorry ♪ 1002 00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:40,166 ♪ How would I know, why should I care? ♪ 1003 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:43,833 ♪ Well, please don't bother trying to find her ♪ 1004 00:46:43,916 --> 00:46:46,666 ♪ She's not there ♪ 1005 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:49,125 ♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked ♪ 1006 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:52,750 ♪ The way she'd act and the color of her hair ♪ 1007 00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:54,625 ♪ Her voice was soft and cool ♪ 1008 00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:57,041 ♪ Her eyes were clear and bright ♪ 1009 00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:59,541 ♪ But she's not there ♪ 1010 00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:04,166 ♪ She's not there ♪ 1011 00:47:04,250 --> 00:47:06,458 ♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked ♪ 1012 00:47:06,541 --> 00:47:09,875 ♪ The way she'd act and the color of her hair ♪ 1013 00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:11,958 ♪ Her voice was soft and cool ♪ 1014 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:14,833 ♪ Her eyes were clear and bright, but she's not there ♪♪ 1015 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,666 She's gone. 1016 00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,750 {\an8}[dramatic music playing] 1017 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:50,750 {\an8}♪ ♪ 1018 00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:22,750 {\an8}♪ ♪ 1019 00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:54,708 {\an8}♪ ♪